Trash Taste Podcast - We watched the most CURSED ℌє𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖎 | Trash Taste #144

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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What's up Dijens? Welcome back to another episode of the Trash Taste Podcast. I'm your host for today, Joey, because of course I'm the host. Okay, we didn't plan this somehow, some way, whenever we have an episode themed like this. Joey just ends up being the host. It's like- We didn't plan this.

Yeah. Why are you dress show? It's fake. Why you dress so? Because he's here for the culture, Connor. That's why. Come on, Connor. You can't not dress up for the hentai episode.

In fact, I was cycled here. I couldn't wear a suit. In fact, I am upset that I forgot my top hat. Yes. Like the first episode we did? I'm sorry, Connor. I got the memo, okay, actually. You didn't even wear your purple today?

After watching half the stuff, you told me to, I don't think I should ever, I don't get, I'm not even allowed to leave my house. The loan, I don't even know the stuff was legal. Anyway, I'm Joey and I'm with Connor and Gone, as always, and Dijans rejoice because we are back. I hate this podcast. With another episode for the culture gentlemen

and ladies out there. I know what I watched any of this stuff, it wasn't for you guys. I hate this. Actually, some of the stuff that you recommended, made me regret life. And maybe you wanna commit Jump King.

So you know, like I'm, before you say anything, man. I felt the same way. I thought I was getting something else. Okay. If you're all confused as to why we are irrationally fearing the inevitable, it's because of the challenge that we were given. This is so much less fun than the other episode.

It was. Because last time it was like, here's a bomb hentai that I recommend for the books. And then we just watched it. I was like, you know what? There was not even a brief moment where I had even a semi-chub. Like, it was just all pain.

Yeah, watching these shows. This was all pain. So we decided to mix things up from the previous episodes. Yep. The previous episode, what we did, in regards to hentai, was that we just recommended three shows that we liked,

or maybe it was two shows. Let's do that again next time. Yeah, yeah. We just recommended stuff that we liked. So we decided it's been a while since we've done an episode like, this, let's mix things up. So each of us got two categories each that we needed to recommend a show in that category for the other boys to watch. And then we would come and discuss it.

And then at the end, there would be one really, really cursed show that we would all have to watch and discuss. And the show that we all decided on was euphoria. Well, I didn't, I didn't decide on it. All right. I'd never seen this. We'll get into that. It's the goat! The goat! Do you want to go over what all the categories are? Yeah, sure. So Connor got a milf hentai that he despised.

He needed to recommend a milf hentai he despised. In case he knew to trash taste. He usually likes it. That was my favorite genre. Yeah, that was hard to do it. Yes. And he needed to recommend a hentai that made him cry or just really depressed. And that was watching that one was actually really, really interesting.

I think. Joey, the Nihongo Josie guy, got a dub hentai he actually likes. That was the biggest challenge. No, there's so many great ones. Which was actually pretty easy looking back. Yeah, it was. And he also had to recommend the ugliest bastard he's ever seen. Yeah. Which, uh, I just, yeah, I mean,

I really had to comb through this one. Let me tell you. And that was, that was, that was, whoo. Yeah. my god. And I needed to recommend a hentai that awoke something in me and also an NTR hentai I actually liked. And that was, that was hard. That was, that was very, very hard. I don't know, I just got given a list of shows to watch. I don't know which one of these is which for you and I'm concerned now. Thinking that this could fit into any of those.

Yeah, you know, I saw this list and I saw the recommendations that you guys gave to me and I was like, are you sure about that? Like, is this, am I watching the right show? Yes. But we will get into each one soon. But first thoughts, how would your boys experience this time? Awful. This is not fun at all. Yeah, you know, usually, I watch anti, and I feel good.

You know, for the most part, you know, 95%, maybe 90% of the time. I'm like, all right, this was enjoyable to different, you know, varying levels of degrees. But this one was just, like, just sad. I don't think I can recommend any of these shows in any capacity. No, I know, for no redeeming quality. But we're gonna try today. We're gonna try.

So we have some interesting shows. I feel like the platter that we got this time was a lot more varied than last time. But I had a lot worse of a time watching these henties. Last time, there were a few that, I'm like, I'm kinda digging this right now, you know? Joey, Joe, got some good recommendations. Connor, another milf hentai, okay, I dig that.

Now I'm just like, Like, why am I watching this? Why am I torturing myself? Yeah. I am now like, this is basically just Sydney's channels now. You know? I am not paid enough. But-

So I cannot stress enough that this is probably a one that you're gonna wanna watch on the Patreon. Yeah, this is gonna have to be a lot of bleeping, a lot of self-censoring. You won't be able to see anything that we talk about, but on the Patreon you can. Yeah, it'll be on the screen. Yeah.

Okay, so I guess who should, I should go first? Yeah, you can go for us. Let's go first. Let's stop. What I think is probably mildest. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.

I think let's, but even the most chill. Yeah, even then it was weird. So I got one which was, name a hentai or recommend a hentai that made me cry. It made me sad. Yes. And I can't remember the name of this one.

It took me like 30 minutes to even find the name and then I copy and paste it and send it to you. I think it's called, it's called Oideo Mizudu Kerando. And does that mean follow me to sex land or something? Misidu-Qa-Land, yeah. Yeah. What is it, what is it, what is it? What is it the author?

I think Mizidu K is the author. Oh, okay. At least that's from what I remember, because when I looked at the title, I was like, in Japanese, I was like, that doesn't really mean anything. It's just like the name of the amusement parks. So I guess I'll explain the opening.

Sure, yes. Explain the premise of this show, of this. Oh, okay. So there is a land, a theme park. Think of it, you know, your favorite theme park. Now imagine if instead of that, and rides that you could ride, you could ride other people.

And the whole aspect of this park was to sleep or engage with fun activities with the other people there. Yes. And that was kind of the premise and then two boys are like, yo, let's go. Yeah, let's go to the land. Boys, boys, boys. And then obviously we also see two female characters

who are also interested. One of them is three, right? Yeah. Oh, three, one of them, you know, they're all different personalities. One of them's a bit more shy, but like, oh, I don't know, oh, I don't know. One of those were like, I'm ready, I'm ready to get down and dirty.

I'm about to go Dico mode. Yeah, like, and so obviously in real life this happened, it would be a sausage fest and actually turn into a grinder world. Yeah, somehow it's equally distributed in terms of like both girls and boys, yeah. It's the most well-managed theme park in existence. I actually made notes this time. That's good, I wish I made notes.

I was so annoyed that I didn't want to write it as well. And literally my first, the first note I made was, finally, a way to get Joey to enjoy Disneyland. Why is that your note? Why is that a note? Because Joey hates theme parks. I do. Joey hates theme parks.

And I was like, oh, finally, a theme park that Joey would enjoy. Let's talk the first five minutes of the show. Okay. I was kinda, I was kinda into the premise. I was kind of like, I thought, yeah, this, I'm into this. Yeah, they explained the theme park.

Animation was solid as well. I will say, because like, going into this, obviously the category was a hentai that made you cry. And I was like, this is really fucking vanilla for like, where's the crying coming, man? Where's the crying coming? And yeah, like, like, I was saying earlier, like, you know, sometimes I looked at the show and I looked at the category,

I guess, that are fit in it. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm watching this correct show. Yeah. Because I finished episode one of this and I was like, What made me cry? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I had the exact same reaction.

I was like, dude, my, my eyes were drier than a desert. There was not a single tear welling up at any point. This didn't make you feel like sad? Not really. Dude, I felt so empty when I finished it. I was like, that is the saddest shit I've ever seen. If anything, all the other shows made me feel sad. I was, yeah, I would agree with that.

Okay, okay. Okay, but anyway, yeah, let's explain the plot. So there's two boys on a bus, and there's three girls on the same bus. They don't know each other yet, all right? But the boys are like, yo, tits out for the boys, let's go. We're about to go Dicco mode, and the girls are like, all right, you know,

we got a friend who's like, you know, hasn't done this before, but you know what? We'll ease her into this theme park. Yeah, yeah. And the explanation in the theme park and how it worked, I was like, oh, this is legit. Like, this is the most,

this is the best management of theme parks ever had. Yeah. This theme park runs better than Disneyland does. Somehow they got an entire like sticker system. In this theme park, you have like three tiers. So you can either have like a sticker that says, you're okay with kissing,

then there's a sticker that says you're okay with touching. And then there's a sticker that says, full on penetration, baby, let's go. And of course, no one does the kissing sticker. We don't follow kisses here. Everyone goes for like full on dicko mode right here. And then, yeah, And everyone's wearing like the weirdest outfits.

Oh yeah, the dude's outfits was so strange. I'm like, so bizarre. Because they're wearing this like, it, the only way I can describe it is like, you know that bikini that Borat wears? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were wearing that except imagine that, but the dick is just fully out.

And then one of the dudes wearing like chaplous pants his ass is just out or something, it's just like, all right, sure. Do you know what I? I guess you got on the bus here wearing that? Do you know what I found really weird? So it was that, where they were like explaining

what was going in a theme park, right? And these dudes are just having a normal conversation and one of the dudes is just like casually jacking off while he's like talking to the other dude. He's just having a bro talk and one of them is just like, you just told your best friend, you're playing the dick. And I was like, I was watching this, I was like, this is just next level onsen, you know?

This is what happens if you go to a non-send, you're like, we're playing with your dick, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're in the onset, all three boys, Papa Viagra, And we're just like, yo, boy, how's it been so far? Yeah, how's it been, that was your trip been so far, man? It's so weird. I was just like, it was like,

it was like, I think what made it, like, I think what made it kind of weird is, is how they explained the rules in a way that would feel a bit more realistic. Because a lot of hentai just doesn't even bother trying to even remotely explain the world. Yeah, right. They're like, you're in the same world, except this guy's a chat or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what, what was kind of like, all right, okay, kind of, I was kind of like, precarious, but I was like, all right, well, it seems kind of fine. Okay, speaking on that, though, what I did find was kind of like, okay. It's subverted my expectations a lot.

It did, it did. In a weird way, in a lot. I didn't expect for it to go where it went. This is the most I've ever seen Connor analyze any piece of media. I think this is the first time I've ever heard the word Conner subverting expectations. Well, listen, it's a, it's a,

the thing with modern day of this kind of stuff, Have you watched, let's say, live action Western of this production? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You know exactly when you drop that time bar, you know roughly what you're gonna be on.

When you let go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With this one, I was like, where is this going? Like, what is, I thought this dude was gonna get some, gonna go wild. That is not what happened. It is not what happened at all. Yeah.

So we have two different groups, and the first scene, the first scene. I don't even, do they have names? I don't even know their names. I don't know the names. The main guy and the main girl did, I believe, but at this point, it doesn't matter. Yeah, okay, okay.

So the main guy and the main girl are both, like, kind of like, this is their first time at that scene park, and their friends are like veterans. They've been in. Yeah, and they're like, oh, kind of nervous ones. Yeah, yeah, and so the first, the first big scene takes place on a ferris wheel, where what happens is- By the way,

there's a brilliant fucking pun in the Japanese version when it shows up, because in Japanese, a ferris wheel is called a kandasha. Right, right. But they changed the kanji of Khan and Dang. So normally it means like, you know, viewing, spinning. Yeah, yeah, right.

In this, they change, it still says Kandansha, but now it's the kanji for rough fuck. That's cute. It's like, go on to the Kandashah, the rough fuck mobile. That's so good. And I'm like, okay, that's brilliant.

That's brilliant. You thought about that one. That Nihongo Josio. That was like, the Japanese people understand that one. That's an epic Eastererick. That was, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So the first scene is two random people

get on this Ferris wheel in like one of- The two main characters, right? So the two main characters end up seeing each other. And they've seen each other before. They see each other briefly. On the bus, yeah. Like the Zulander meme. Yeah.

Yeah. They see each other on the bus. And of course they meet on the Ferris wheel. And I think for like, of course, they do the deed. And I think for him, he's just, he's in the wrong fucking place, man. He's in love with this girl. This man went to a soap land to look for a wife, man. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. He like, it's, I think he just instantly like, falls for this girl. Yeah. In the Ferris world, or even maybe on the bus, right? Yeah. And they seem to have some chemistry going together. And we really see his perspective. Yeah, we only see his perspective.

And you know, it's all pretty, I'd say, vanilla stuff. Not nothing I haven't seen out of ordinary. It's just a casual, casual orgy every now and again. You know, there is a weird... There is a weird scene before this where one of the girls is getting their vaginas cleaned and I'm just like, oh, that's one thing I wanted to say, right? Like, so they explain, like, the rules of the theme park, right?

Where it's like, oh, you have to wear a sticker and it's like, and one part I thought was weird was like, okay, so that diseases don't spread, all the guys and girls have to get checked and, like, the girls have to get, like, cleaned out by this, like, fucking special hose. What the fuck? And I just looked at that, I'm like, that's copium.

Because everyone knows, by the end of it, you are diseased up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there's no helping. Like, this is just like, nothing's gonna come out of this. Yeah. Look, we, we, this is a fantasy world. It's like everyone in Craigslist had money. Yeah. And they all pooled together

to make a Craigslist location, IRL. Yeah. And so things start getting weird where it basically turns to a kind of swingers party, right? Yeah, we're like two, two of the groups. Yeah. One experienced guy, one experience a girl, and then the two main people who are the girl and the guy who can- Yeah, the newbies.

Yeah. And through the course of this show, the girl turned from like being this, ooh, I'm a shy, innocent, cute girl to, yeah, I'm kind of like, I'm kind of like really perverted. Yeah, I kind of- I'm secretly like this. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's, she has two wolves inside of them. You know?

And during the swinger scene is when we see, we see the, we see the, darker wolf inside of the second girl. Right? So they both start off, you know, with their respective partners that they found from this, from this Ferris Will, and then they start doing the deed next to each other. I knew where it was gonna go as well.

Yeah, they basically do a wife swap, essentially. Yeah, and he's, and you know, he, the main character's having a lovely time, of course, he's a bang this girl, they have chemistry together. And then, uh, and then the swap happens. Yeah, so they swap because one of, I guess the other two feel done And they're like swap.

Yeah, my spice things up. And you're like, no, no, this dude doesn't want to swap. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what made you sad? It made me sad because it's like you're watching porn, but you're watching like the realist, like, saddest emotion where it's like this dude is just in this situation

he doesn't want to be in, listening to the girl he likes, one foot away from him getting pounded. And she's enjoying it more. with him than she is with with the other guy, sorry, but himself. Yeah. And it's like, how am I supposed to jack off to this?

Like, this guy's just getting sat. Like, this guy is just distraught. Like, he's just realizing that the girl he, like, fell for and the girl he lost his virginity to. It's just loving getting pounded by this other guy. Yeah. Who's clearly way better at this than him. And he doesn't know.

And then this other girl is, like, consoling him. And the one who just had it rough. He's like, don't worry, man. Some people will just like it a little chill. I was like, don't worry. Some people like it that you're a little bitch and that you don't know what you're doing. And it's like, this is just,

this is just the saddest thing. Why am I, why am I watching this? Okay, now that you put that into that context, I understand why this is in this category. And it's like, how the fuck I should get off to this? When all I'm thinking is, dude, this is like, at least if it was some absurd kind of stupid plot, I would be like,

all right, whatever. But like, it's just like just sad, like a sad thing that could just, would that could happen. Is it, is it a good? crazy that like we look at a show like this and we explain a plot like this and we're like, this is an absurd.

No, but like, comparatively, the thing that they're trying to show, I'm like, why are you trying to convey this? Like, what do you get from this? Yeah. The thing that made me uncomfortable at this is that it is NTIR. This is essentially NTIR, but it's, it's soft enough. It starts vanilla and then kind of goes into it.

I think it's NTIR. With NTR, I'm like, I'm like, yeah, this is just fucking, this is dumb, this is just stupid. And it's like, yeah, yeah. It's unrealistic, but the thought of liking a girl, then maybe it turns out she doesn't like you as much as you thought. But that's the thing, it's NTR that hits a little too close home. If you're like together, yeah, yeah, they weren't together.

That's what makes it even sad. They won, they want, but that's what makes it even saddened. But the thing, but the thing that hits a little too close to home is that he, they weren't together, but he liked that girl a little too much and a little too quickly, you know. He was out of his depth. He probably shouldn't even been there. Exactly. Like he knew he was gonna get hurt.

Yeah. It's just sad. It's just sad. How do you watch that and be like, I feel nothing? How? How? Because I think I looked at it

and I compared it to every other NTR I've seen and I'm like, it gets sad. It can get sad. But it gets more absurd. And that's where it loses me because I'm so disassociated by it. No, I get that. It's like everyone can relate to the feeling

of maybe you liked someone. Yeah. And maybe they turned out to like someone else. Yeah, exactly. That's a very, very human thing that most people have experienced. I think the saving grace for me is that it's only one episode.

So you're not as invested in these characters. Thank God. If that happened at like episode three, then I'd be like, oh, this is depressed. This was a 15 minute episode. It's two episodes, but the second episode has nothing to do with those characters. Oh, really?

Yeah. But like, yeah, it's just like, oh my, it's just so fucking sad, man. It's so sad. I think the saddest thing is that this guy is basically just having a therapy session. Wow. As his trauma is happening next to him, right?

The girl that he fell for is just like having a time of her life. Because the worst thing is that she said, oh, you know, I like you as well, you know, I feel like we have a connection. And then five minutes later, she's fucking getting railed by this other guy who's doing a completely better job. And this girl, she's like, oh, don't worry.

Oh, yeah, it's not the size of matters. It doesn't matter anything. And I guess the extra like sad part that like, that was his bro. Like, this is the dude that's like, yeah, bro. We're gonna have a great time together. Like, he should have gone to his boy. I mean like, like, hey man, I really like that girl.

I really don't want to do this. But then also like, I don't know, it's fucking stupid. It's such stupid. Yeah, it was stupid. But it is, to me, like, it is framed in a way that it is kind of the guy's fault for just going to this place. Yeah, it's his fault. Yeah, because like, even like the girl he fell for,

she said, going to this place looking for something, I'm looking for a connection is gonna get you hurt because people here are not here for that fucking. Yeah, it's totally on him, right? But you sympathize because you kind of follow him. Yeah, and you can all sympathize with liking someone who made you like you like. Yeah, of course.

And then what's the worst fucking thing? The worst thing is after this happens, after she finishes getting railed and obviously has a pen of time. In front of him. In front of him, after all that trauma is happening. They've like a hard to know as well, right? He asks Sorrel. Oh yes.

That was the saddest thing. I completely forgot about that. Just, I just lost, I just, I just, oh, yeah, how pathetic? How pathetic do you have to be to watch that, feel those emotions, be like, can we still please be together? That's true. And then doesn't she say yes? No, no, as he's confessing and like trying to, trying to profess to this goal that like,

no, no, like, this is legit. Like, I actually connect with you on an emotional level. She's like, would you still love a girl who loves getting dick down by random dudes? And he's like, hell yeah, babe. And I'm like, don't do it. Like, yeah, single tear. I still love you. Like, it's so pathetic.

And it's so sad. Like, I don't, I wanted the fucking cry after watching it. I'm like, that is the saddest shit I've ever seen. Like, how pathetic do you have to be? And what a, what a skeptical and sad way of viewing relationships? It's like, this, this series was. Yeah, yeah. Like, if you made this, like, what's, why?

What's going through your head? It's, it's like, the man huffed so much copium. He could, like, huff the entire atmosphere of earth. Like, it's, He was, I don't know what he was thinking when he just said, oh yeah, I just, obviously just have a trauma, I just saw the girl get digged down.

Let's ask her out, let's say, this is the perfect time to confess my love to this girl. Okay, yeah, now when you put it in that perspective, makes sense. How did you watch that and feel nothing? Because again, my mind has just been corrupted by all the NTR of scene and I'm like, it can get worse.

No, NTS is just fucking weird. It can get sad. I gotta say it's not, the most fucked up thing I've seen. It's not the saddest thing I've seen, but it was just kind of like... It's too real. It wasn't too real.

It followed a character that you... I think it's the main character, right? Because I think we've all known someone like that. Yeah, yeah, sure. Someone who innocently gets into bad situation sometimes and someone who maybe falls for a girl a little too fast. And you're like, you try to tell him, bro,

don't do it, okay? This is bad for you. Don't do it. And they do it anyway. Oh, also I just remembered as well, like, after he confesses and like after she does like all of the, yeah, but do you still love me if XYZ, and they decide to have intercourse again,

then she's like, it's so funny, we don't even know each other's names. As he's inserting, she's like, I don't even know your name. That is weird. And I'm like, bro. You got everything out of whack, like, everything is out of order here, man. Yeah.

Honestly, like, I don't know why she said yes as well. Yeah, she's, she, they both, they both suck. Yeah. Yeah. They both suck as human beings. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, she's obviously, I don't even know if she's like consciously leading him on. We've done this into a fucking character study,

by the way. The only chat in this is the woman who got railed and then just kind of like sympathetic towards him. Oh, the blonde, yeah, yeah. She's like the only, no, the only giga chat in that show was the fucking blonde girl who was getting dicked down by three dudes at the beginning. She's like, just, just leave me be.

I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, that's good. You guys go have, You know, at least the girl was sympathetic to this innocent kid, you know, and try to like talk him down. But at that point, it's like, what can you say?

What can you say to, to quell down the fire, man? He's too far gone. I don't know, man. I don't even feel like she was being sympathetic. She just literally just did like a Gigi no re. Like, it's like, don't worry about it, bro. Yeah, it's whatever, you tried. Yeah, I mean, happily, like, I did end up watching

the second episode as well. Yeah. which is very different. Just because I was like curious, is there a happy ending to this story? There is no happy ending to this story because it's a completely different story. Right.

The second episode focuses on like a group of idols at this show. Yeah, it was kind of, what? And one thing that actually impressed the fuck out of me, right? It's, okay, the, the premise of the episode is that there's a group of idols that perform at this theme park. And of course, they have a kind of like handshaking kind of event. Except it ain't handshaking.

It is, it is, uh, the dick and down event where you get one minutes per, per handshake or per dick shake, I'd say. Oh my God. Um, but what, one thing that really fucking impressed me, they made a full on idol song for this, man. What? They made a full on idol song for episode two.

I'm like, where are you getting this production values from, man? Yeah, like the whole show looks amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really well down. Oh no, yeah. The animation was good. Character designs were good. Which makes me more angry because it could have been in a good Maltham, so we got this.

It's always NTR, man. Yeah, NTR that gets a good shit. The one time where you're like, where's Queenby at? Yeah. When we needed him most, he disappeared. Yeah, like, I didn't cry towards this, but I will say, I didn't feel, I just felt like,

depressed. I felt depressed. It was literally the, you know that image that's popular, the one with the scribbled in dude, who's like, that's how I mean. In the dark corner. Yeah, that's how made me feel. Like, I was just like, wow, dude.

No, for me, it was the whole. on the beach with a man. Yeah, man. That's how I fell after that one. It was like, man. It very much was a bro. Did you really? Come on, man.

Come on, man. So don't watch it. Yeah, don't watch that. Don't watch that, don't want that one. But speaking of NTR, I guess, we're just, let's just continue the NTR train because I had to recommend an NTR I actually enjoyed. Okay.

And I recommended them. What's the name? again. Netto-Darezuma. Netto-R-Zuma, which means N-T-Red wife. Yeah. So, so I remember. Okay, hold up.

All right, okay. Why did you choose this one? Okay, okay. So, for the record, I fucking despise NTR. I don't. I think we all despise NTR, right? I think we all despise NTR, right? And I remember the first time I saw this,

I was like, the name has Netorare in the name. Yeah. There is no fucking possibility. this can end well. I'm surprised you even clicked play with the time. Yeah, I'm also surprised. Yeah, but the reason I, the reason this is the closest thing I've come

to an NTR. I've come. I've come. No, no, no, no. The reason why this is the closest thing I've found to an NTR I enjoy is because I was fucking happy that this dude got NTIARD. Right.

This dude, this dude pissed me the fuck off. Like the dude that gets NTIR, actually like pissed me off. Do you want to explain the premise? Okay, so the premise is, okay. So there is a main guy, the main girl obviously, and there are a married couple, and the dude is an idol fan, right? That's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dude is an idol fan, and he is obsessed with this one idol, right? He is so obsessed that he found his wife because his wife reminds him of this one idol, Like they're identical looking. Yeah, they're almost identical looking. It's so fucked up. And when they're having sex, he doesn't refer to his wife

by his wife's name. He refers to her as his idol's name, his favorite idol's name. And they're like role play manager and like producer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a naughty idol, huh? Yeah, essentially he's incapable of getting hard unless she role plays as his favorite idol, right? And I'm like, that's fucked up.

What a fuck, that shit. I remember seeing that, I'm like, she deserves better. And of course, one day, his, like, one of his friends comes over, and she explains the situation that she's in. Yeah. And of course, he's like, well, if you want to,

if you want a man to treat you right, I'm right here. It's the first time I've ever seen an NTR, and I'm like, wow, the guy NTRing has the right opinion. Yeah, where he's like, no, because at the beginning, when she's like, yeah, so my husband and I do this thing when we have intercourse and he's like, wow, that's fucked up and I'm like, you know what?

Kind of agree. Yeah. I mean, I think that everyone is fucked up in this show. Yeah, of course. I think the wife probably, I mean, she should have left him straight out. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Also, I'm sorry, but like, did you really marry the guy who was only into you because you look like a,

like I feel like that's a little bit on you. I'm like, how did you not, Did you not think about that before you signed those like, you know, marriage papers like, yeah. This never come up in conversation. Obviously, we're looking way too much into this. Yeah. And I am because we're reviewing it.

Yes. But it, man, man, it was bad. Yeah, yeah. Like there's, there's a, the fact that it had to be his, like, friend, like his childhood friend who comes over. And this dude is clearly a scumbag. Yeah, of course. He has the scumbag.

Yeah, they're like, they give him the traditional anime scumbag. The tanned blonde, the tan skin and blonde hair, which is tradition. If there are two things that speak NTR, ugly bastard and tanned blonde hair. I don't know, fuck the fuck boy. Yeah. I don't know why. I don't know why. It's just like, this is you, do you the idol guy?

This is your childhood friend? This guy? Yeah, that's what I was questioning. I'm like, where how did you guys become friends? Like, is you like a former idol fan or like? Did you just see him on the streets? Like what is the connection? Yeah.

And then so yeah, like obviously they're having dinner together and the main guy, the husband passes out. Yeah, as he does. As he does, because he's like drunk. Yeah, and then they start talking, the wife and the friend. Yeah. And obviously they explain. And obviously he's like, bro, what the fuck?

And instead of just having it as bro, what the fuck, he's like, bro, what the fuck? Let me get in on that. Let me show. I have a radical solution. Yeah. And so they just start doing it and it's like, okay, I mean I guess, but they start doing it in front of him sleeping.

And then- That's one thing I've never understood about like not just NTIR, but like even NTIA, but like NTIs. Yeah, right? Because that's such a common situation. It's also normal important. Like there's an obsession with people sleeping. I don't know, I think it's the forbidden aspect of it,

but why does it have to be that? And I'm like, how are you not waking up? That's what I've always wondered. Okay, of cause there are, I get the chloroform thing, but like, you know, which sometimes happens. A what? You get the what?

You know, when you get like, when you get chloroformed then you just like knock the fuck out. But it's like, oh, I thought I'd hear that out of God. I get the chloroform thing, but the sleeping thing, that's a bit too far. Like, how deep can your sleep be where your wife is getting railed,

literally centimeters from your face? And you're just like, sweet dreams. This dude is railing her so hard, you know, her, um, I don't know how to describe it, juices are going on his face and he's not waking up. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. And I was like, am I supposed to be turned on by this?

Because I'm just suspending every disbelief that this guy is asleep. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was screaming at our monitor like, Wake up! Wake up! You know, I- It would have been so much more fun if you woke up. No, I kind of wish he woke up. I would have been so much better.

You know, because like, I'm, this is, the reason I recommended this was because this is the one NTR that unfortunately doesn't have an episode and I wanted this to happen episode two. Cause you know what? I watched this and I'm like, they did not go far enough. I need to-

I need to see this fucking guy in tears crying. Okay, okay? I agree. I agree, he sucks. But I don't think he deserves that. He should have a dick. I feel this show is like, in the five stages of grief,

we're still in the denial phase, right? Like, we never quite get to the other stages. This guy doesn't deserve the wife, but I don't think he deserves Travis whole life shattered in front of him. You know, that's, that's a more out. You know what? Do you know what?

Why? He's an idol fan. Oh, ha ha. Any day we can make an idol fan's life worse. I feel better. I'm joking, I'm joking. Yeah, I guess, yeah. But seriously, don't do that.

When you put it like that, I mean, I just, I just, the dialogue was weird. Like, they were in a full-on conversation while going at it. Yeah. And she's like, we should, we should become sex friends. And it's like, what? And he's like, okay. You just break up with your husband.

Oh, no, my favorite thing about it is like, at the end when like, when it finishes, and then there's that final scene of the husband, you know, doing the same thing to the wife, right? But this time the wife is like, all I have to do is build up my frustration and I'll be able to release it. I'm like, what is this like,

this is like the Pokemon move bide, you know, where he's just like wait five turns and you just unleash it all. It's like, that's not how that works. It's like, why, why you, what are you, what are you getting from this? Just get out of this goddamn mess. You fucking get the divorce papers, bro.

I mean, I agree. She should never have ended up with this guy in the first place. But, you know, as the married man here, I'd be like, you know, if I did that to Sydney, fuck, like, I don't deserve Sydney, you know? Like, who...

Aren't you doing that, though? She looks like the anime character. What's that one? Marien? Yeah, isn't he just doing that with Marion? Uh, excuse me? We've been dating for eight years, actually. Like, say the thing.

Say the thing. No, but like, yeah, I just, I'm just like, I don't know why you would want to be with a girl. If you wanna be with a girl just because she reminds you of someone else, you're a fucking beta man.

You deserve, you deserve bad things to happen to you. And you know what? I watched this and I was like, I'm fucking happy the NTR's happening. In fact, they're not going far enough. This guy should have woken up. He should have got his dream shattered. I believe he should have woken up.

Yeah. Because I think the ensuing plot would have been more exciting. Oh yeah. Because I feel like what was, I feel like really disappointed because they obviously set themselves up for an episode two.

They obviously set themselves up for a sequel where they like mindbreak this guy. Yeah, mind break, mind break this fucking beta. And then they didn't do it. And then they didn't do it. I'm like, this is the one time of actually wanted a sequel to an NTR. And you don't give it to me?

You don't give it to me? Go on, guy. Why do people like mindbreak? Why do people like mind? Why do people like mind? Why do people want to see a man like just entire world? No, no, no. Mind break, I think, goes like both ways.

So there's like, you know, when the girl has a mind break where like the sex is so good, it like breaks their mind. Yeah. And then like in, I mean, I use the wrong terminology, but there's just like NTR where you just like- That's not mind break, that's just depression. Yeah, that's just like fucking ruined someone's life. That's just, yeah, ruins someone's life. There's a difference between mind break and mental break.

Right, I need a fucking mental break after watching half these shows. It was so bad. It was just painful watching it. It was so boring. It was so shit. Speaking of mental break, let's go on to my first one, which was the one that has an ugly bastard in it.

Because I definitely had a fucking mental breakdown after I watched this one. I had a mental breakdown on two separate occasions. What was your challenge again? So I have to recommend one The ugliest bastard you ever seen. Yes. And trust me, whether I like it or not,

when you're perusing through the wide world cesspool of hentai, you will come across ugly bosses whether you like it or not. Yes. And so I was like, all right, what's the worst one? And so I went with a hentai called So did it, which is in Japanese, it means, even still, I love my wife. And this is actually pretty confusing,

because when you recommended it, there are actually like two of these, right? Yes. So there's a, so I said one with multiple episodes, and then there's a second season with multiple episodes. Yeah, with different characters. With different characters. So we used to watch one,

but I actually watch both as well. Oh, really? And I regret it. Yeah, so, so I recommend, I recommend the second one, the second season, because it has- Not the second episode, the second season. Second season, yeah.

Two episodes of the second season. Because it has an ugly bastard, which I'm sure if you've been on any Twitter before, you've definitely seen the ugly bastard in this picture. When I saw, I'm gonna do the WoJack meme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had, that's what I mean when I said

I had two different types of mental workdowns. One, because the show was just goddamn horrible. And two, because I was like, oh my God, this is where this guy comes from. I've seen this image of this motherfucker so many times, this is the one. So basically, also the other mental breakdown I had was just how convoluted the plot?

Dude, I had, man, it's like, You know when you read a book and you read a line, you're like, I gotta take that in again. Yeah. I did that so many times. And I was so confused. So if I can remember correctly, there is a husband and a wife, all right? And they're already, and they're teacher and student or work.

No, no, no, no. So there is a husband and a wife. The wife is a teacher at a college. Yeah, right? And the college teacher, the wife, is in cahoots. with one of her students who looks exactly like her husband. But a husband also looks like a kid as well.

But her husband also looks like a kid. Like a, it's so confusing. Yeah, it's like a younger version of her husband. Yeah. But basically, she's in, so while like he's on a fucking business trip or whatever hell. She goes to work in a different school far away. Yeah, that's right, yeah.

So the wife goes to work far away at the school. But they're still married. But they're still married. Yeah. But because she's far away. away, she sees this student that looks exactly like her husband and goes like, you know, I feel a bit lonely at work because we're always so busy. Literally like one minute in. One minute in. One minute in. And the guys and the student is like, don't worry, teach.

I got you bro. Yeah. And then they start, basically the husband, the husband gets into yard. And then there's this weird like B plot when it goes to the husband's perspective. Well, yeah, there's this other girl who's introduced and just kind of friendly with him. Yeah. And that doesn't really go anywhere for a while. Until she drugs him at a bar. At the end of the episode, she drugs him and then it cuts. But like that's right at the end. Yeah, obviously.

But basically, so basically the wife and the teacher and the student are having this like very secret, intimate relationship and the owner of the apartment, who is the ugly bastard in question, manages to snap a picture of them kissing. As they leave the building. Yeah, and basically uses that as blackmail to be like, hey,

So I saw you having sexual relations with this student. You don't want the teacher, you don't want the school to find out, right? You know what you gotta do? I feel like people are having an easier time following the plot of inception right now. There are like so many different things. And man, is this guy the ugliest of ugliest bastards,

dude? He's the gault of ugly bastards. I got some things to say about this. Okay. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure, okay. that this hentai was made in order to limit test boners. Okay, it's, it's because-

Okay, here's the thing. First five minutes, this is a A plus hentai, okay? You got a hot teacher, you got a- You like the NTRing of the student? Sorry? You like the NTR part with the student? The NTA, like at this point, the husband hasn't been introduced, right?

Well, we, we, we get a little bit of the husband. But a tiny bit. No, we don't, we don't really get anything Not enough to care about. Not enough, we don't care about the husband, you know. It's like a little bit of like cheating, you know. It's different from NTR, all right? It's not full on.

That's not full on. The animation is good and it has no right to. The animation is good. It looks fucking incredible. The teacher is like an S-tier teacher. Dude, I watched this shit in 1080P and I was like, I almost wish it didn't exist. The teacher is great.

Yeah, yeah, great. Until she talks and does things. I was like, this is great. And then you get the shot of the ugly bastard. And I swear, this shot of the ugly bastard. I know the one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's vile.

It's the full body shot of the ugly bastard. And I swear to God, I could hear dark soul music when like the shot comes on. It's so gross. This man is the final boss of ugly bastards. The fucking health boss shows. It's like, oh God, da, da, dun, dun, da.

Yeah, when he shows up, it's just like my, I remember the first, The first time I watched this. Bro takes up the whole frame. Yeah. Yeah, because like, I remember like, I've seen my fair share of ugly bastards, but the first time I watched this,

my jaw dropped to the floor. It was like, that, that's who, that's who they're introducing? That's a person. Yeah, that's a real person. That ain't a person, okay. I mean, some of these shots, some of these shots like were framed and I swear to God, she was fucking,

she was like fucking a titan. Oh, too, okay, that was my, my nitpick with like the first like NTR scene with the ugly bars. I got more than nitpicks. There's different shots of like, you know, them fucking doing whatever. And they can't stay consistent with the size of this dude.

Because there's one shot where he looks like 12 feet tall. And then there's another one where he looks like, you know the hunchback guy from 300? He kind of looks like that guy. And I'm like, why are you like, what's happening here? I had to skip through the sex scene. I couldn't watch it. It was so gross.

Brutal. No, you needed to watch the sex scene to feel the pain. No, I didn't want, I couldn't do it. It was pain for the sicker. I couldn't do it. Yeah. It was gross. It was bad.

You know in some scenes of Attack on Titan where there's like a really, really small Titan with a really big head? They're like, imagine like a porn version of that and that's what this anime was. That was the, what the sex scenes was. Like this man, this man is literally the embodiment of pot of greed, you know. He has a pot of greed. He has a pot of breed face, man. And then like they do it and then I guess

the student comes back and then this, the teacher's like, well, the janitor's like, the ugly bastard guy's like, well, join in. And the kid's like, okay. And they join in and it's like, what the fuck? And they're not weird. Yeah, I didn't understand that conclusion. It was so weird.

Like this student would watch this and be like, all right. Okay. If you insist. If you insist. It's just disgusting. Yeah. Everything was disgusting.

Yeah. And that episode two got like 10 times more disgusting. Episode two was just weird, because I don't know why they tried adding in subplots. Yeah, they added like a B plot and a C plot. So I'm like, I'm still confused from the first episode. Because I was trying to keep it like, in my mind to try to cope with like what like

the atrocities that was like, I was viewing on screen. They broke the Geneva Convention somehow. I don't know which one, but they broke something. Yeah, I was just trying to keep back, keep track of. So how many people? are getting NTIR right now? Yeah, everyone was getting NTIR. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was just like, why don't you all just, just call it a day, no one relationships, no one is allowed, because this clearly isn't working in this universe. Yeah, so originally it's the husband, I guess, NTIARD, cause the teacher is, uh, finds a student who the student is also in love with the teacher, right?

So at the beginning, it's the husband getting NTIARD, but then it's the student and the husband getting NTIARD because we find the ugly bastard, but then, The husband finds a yarnere who drugs him And so the husband starts having sex with the yarn ray. So it's the teacher getting into yard. Hold up, hold up.

He does, he is very much not doing it voluntarily. She drugged him, ties him up, And then she makes him watch a video of her husband Being destroyed by a dude. And then he's just like drugged out of his mind Being taken advantage off. Yeah, they're gross. They included this like weird B plot, which I didn't understand,

which is like while the husband is getting into i'd by this Yandere. And they played the video of the wife explaining, like, the reason why she's willingly getting into Yard is because the husband is in like a bunch of debt or whatever. And then it turns out the ugly bastard is like some kind of like, he's involved in some kind of like people.

But he's a janitor? Yakuza. What was he doing? Like when he shows up with the cigar and the gold teeth, I'm like, what? Like where the fuck did this come from? Why are you doing a janitorial? You felt like for some reason,

the first one was wildly popular in Japan. Yeah. And then they were like, bro, we need a sequel. He's like, bro, that was not supposed to make something. And then they're like, all, let's make something. Yeah. And then they made this shit. Yeah.

It's honestly, this was like, this was terrible. It was bad. Like, I cannot recommend to not watch this enough. This was so gross, so vile. I mean, we can all like, like, just, just awful. We can all agree. It's the ugliest boss that we've all seen. It is the ugliest bastard.

Okay. I've done my job. There is the reason why this guy has become a meme everywhere. If when you search the term ugly boss, his face will show up because I would like to see if we can find an ugly bastard, uglier bastard than this, because I think after that, you're just in like Issykai Goblin territory.

I had this weird memory where I actually realized I watched this, the second one, only the second episode, I'd watched it before. Maybe you watched the first and you just like, it was like trauma and you just blanked it from your memory. I definitely haven't, because I remember I'd watched the second episode thinking it was like the first episode or something and I was really confused.

And I think it put me off hentai for like like like three months. I don't blame you, bro. I didn't watch it because I was like, I was like when they got to the like the twist of like he'd been, this Jonderry been doing the thing to him for so long that he just now is not even of the sane of mind and he thinks this woman who is doing the thing to him is his wife and it was just like, what is this?

Yeah. It made me feel like, oh, yeah, this, the NSA is watching me and they're gonna judge me for this. What, what pisses this? me off about this, right? What piss me off especially about this is that it looks really fucking good. Like they, this is like for some reason,

for some reason, Queen B didn't pick this show up. Yeah, I think the scariest thing about the show is knowing it was like successful and it was popular. That's, that's concerning. Dude, I watched this shit in 1080P and I was just like, fuck, why did this 1080P version after-

why do they go so hard? Why did they have to, they could have kept it at 720 or 480 like all these other great series. But no, this one, we needed to see an ultra HD. It's just like, there are some things you watch, some hentai you watch that really make you think like, man, they're really okay with showing this, but we can't show a dick.

Like we can, we can show this, but I, but you can't show an uncensored penis. Yeah. That's where you draw the line. But this is all fair game, all good. So I was just looking at my nose and that reminded me of just like, there is, so you guys obviously skipped the ugly bastard sexy. No, I mean, I lost it.

You know, like I scrubbed with the mouse thing and stopped any dialogue. No, I sat there and I think I know exactly what you have to say. What was disgusting is aside from the whole fucking head titan thing, they gave him so much detail, so much, there is this one close up shot that is like, I think I'm going to have to go to like talk therapy with this,

Because this is one close-up shot of his nipple. And it is, it is in so much disgusting detail. Dude, there's like warts on that shit. And like, I even noticed there's like one tiny nipple hair on it. And I'm like, bro, you did not, you could, you could have just erased that line. I'm concerned about who this appeals to. Yeah. I'm concerned about who saw this and thought, finally, a show for me.

Like, that's concerning. Just, because clearly it must have been. Clearly. Yeah, it's just like, some. animator, make the conscious decision to be like, we can make this worse. We can make, we can put more detail on this, all right? I'm just imagining the animator,

just hearing it from the producer being like, you want me to draw what? I have to draw this and color it in and animate. You know how like people are like, man, I don't know how people can wanna have sex sometimes. I'm like, well, shit, after watching this, I don't ever wanna have sex ever again. Yeah, yeah.

That was one thing that did make me laugh though, at the end, where it was, it was this, at the end of episode one, where it was the Yandre right that the husband was talking to. Yeah. But it was the husband and the Yandre at a bar. And the husband was like, I think my wife's like cheating on me. I think I'm, I think she's having an affair.

And the girl just goes, ah, cheer up, have a drink. And that just made me laugh. Well, that's very Japanese. Yeah. Shogunai now. Yeah, drink, literally shogunai is. Yeah, drink your sorrows away, bro. Don't worry about it.

It's like, just, just don't be sad. It's just simple. You're done. It was that image of like tap and like the like scissors. Yeah, the scissors trying to cut it. It's just like just don't be sad. It's easy. Just go outside.

Um, so yeah, this, uh, I don't recommend you watch this anime. In fact, I recommend that someone invents a time machine and goes back in time. Yeah. And, uh, prevents this anime from ever being made. I wish I still lived in a, in an ignorant world or full of bliss where- I know you guys. I wouldn't, I wouldn't fucking have watched this if I don't met you guys. Like ever.

Like I would never have watched this. Ever. I wanna go back in time where I'm like, I can just look at the image of the ugly boss and be like, ha ha, funny image. Yeah. Without knowing the context behind it. Yeah. God damn it.

Well, we thought, I thought it couldn't get worse. But then it did get worse with your next recommendation. Okay, okay, I wanna preface. This is not a, don't have to say recommendation. It's not a recommendation, right? I, I, this show. I'm really going into this one. This show, this show, I never felt more betrayed

by a show of my life. Yeah. So what was your category called? It was name of Milt-Hentai you didn't like. Yes. And what was the name of this one again? I forgot. It was sleepless, midsummer, something. Mid-summer night.

Okay, first of all, that's what it made me. Yeah, I'm definitely sleepless. I'm gonna be real, I watched this one. Most hentai I watch, I don't have subtitles. Right. Yeah. So a lot of the times, I'm missing out in the fine details.

I hear a lot. But then this one I went back to rewatch because I was really confused why it went the direction it did. What the story is? Yeah, yeah. But so here was my understanding of the story before I kind of got episode two. And this is why I was excited for it.

Because I was hype. So it opens with a kid getting an attack. It's all burned in my memory by the way. Yeah. Because I can't remember. It opens up with a kid getting in the taxi and he's like, you know, he's in like the middle of nowhere kind of in Japan.

He goes to the cab drive. He's like, all right, take me to this manner. And he's like, bro. The milf manner. The milf manner. It is literally a fucking milf matter. I'm like, bro, you sure you want you with the milf manner? A lot of the people don't come out when they go there.

He's like, bro, take me to the milf manor. Henceforth, go. What are other words? Chop chop chop, chop faster. So he gets to the mention and it's pretty high. It's pretty fucking high. The first episode, hype. Oh, it's great.

So it's like the first episode you meet this maid. She's great. really attractive. Yeah. They go in the onsen together, get a little frisky. Yeah. It's great.

They didn't, I love it. I love it when hentai, when they don't do sex right away. Yeah. I love it when they have an interaction and it doesn't lead to sex. So I'm like, classic. It's like a little teas, little teas.

You made me stick around. Yeah. And I'm gonna look forward to it. I will say one thing I really, really likes about this hentai, like initially is that it has a very, very different art style that doesn't look like every other copy and paste it so much. Because I feel like a lot of

of Hentai right now has gotten so homogenous, right, in terms of their character designs. You know, it's, everyone looks like the same copy paste. Everyone has like a fucking buffer on their skin to make it extra shiny. All the characters are unique than this. Yeah, this one looked really unique. It had a really unique style.

I feel like it was like a nice mix of like, kind of the 90s hentai style with like a modern style, right, like mixed in. And every character in this mansion was just like a 10 out of 10. Dude, right. Right. Yeah, I mean like the first one,

my favorite was the maid. And we had a scene right away with the maid, and I was like, yes. And I loved it because she was kind of like, I mean, I guess if I have to, you know. It's indifferent. And I always think that's, I don't know why I like that, but I'm like, it's kind of hot.

Yeah. And it was fun and they didn't, and she's like, no, I'm not gonna have sex with you. And I was like, nice, nice, don't give it to it. He doesn't deserve it. He doesn't deserve it. Make him work for her. And then after the maid, they find one of the other milfs in the, it's the mom.

Yeah, he seems like, he's the mom, which I was like, yes, yes, yes. Here's where it is. Here's where it goes. We got the entree and now we have the main dish. And so it turns out that in this in this mouth manner that they'd like to get a little frisky. You like to collect, I guess, she, man?

Well, well, well, we'll get to that. Because like I was, I was very, very much enjoying the first episode. Yeah. But in the scene with the mum, I was just like... Something made you feel uneasy. Something made me feel uneasy. And I was just like, I've seen a lot of blow job scenes before in anime, but why does she keep like sucking his dick kind of like a straw.

That's weird. That's weird. And I was like, maybe it's like a, maybe it's a, maybe it's a fetish. Yeah, maybe it's a fetish. The thing that made me a little uneasy was that they have this spray, which is, I guess it was Viagra spray.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just immediately makes your Pee recover after, you know, doing it. And I was like, oh, yeah. Well, I'm sure they're just like having sex a lot. Yeah, yeah, and that was great, because we got plenty of scenes and the mom was great. Mom was super, I loved her, just in general,

I wish she was real, I'm generally. It was great, it was good scene. Dude, you cannot believe how hyped I was for episode two. And I, because I watched this when it came out, right? Literally like day zero. I was there. Your patient's zero. I was refreshing.

Conno was at the midnight screening, waiting in line. I was at the midnight screening with the other comments, right? We were all high, we were like, we all shaking hands in our suits, like, great, another successful milfone. It's been months since we've had a good milfand. Literally, it had been, it had been, and I cannot preface this enough. 2022 had literally no good milf hentai at all. There was like one or two tops that were passable.

And this finally felt like we were getting one. We were getting this, the goaded, milf experience. This is what we've been waiting for you. Yeah, I was like, woo, baby, yes. It was like milf, milf manner, R.L. Get that shit out of here. We finally got a real one. And then I waited after three months,

episode two finally came out. You can imagine how excited I was. You can imagine, boy, you can imagine, Boy, you can imagine how excited that I was. And then when I saw what happened, when I saw what they did, I couldn't believe it. I never felt so disgusted.

Oh my God. Not only did it not live up to my expectations, like Masterpiece 3, which is already, I could get into that later. Yeah. But it was like they took a 180. I'm so disgusted by the direction. It turned from Milf Manor to just some of the most like,

it was sore. Yeah, it was sore. It, uh, I would say it was closer to hostel because there, unfortunately, there was no way this guy was gonna came out. We watched Euphoria, I'm not gonna lie. I think this one was even grosser for me. You know what? I kind of agree.

I, it's definitely on that same level. Yeah, yeah. This one hurt more, because I was also invested. Like, I was, I was there. This is like if, if, like, I was like a Mario cart fan. They found out that like, I don't know, like, Mario, like, kills everyone after the race. Like, when he wins.

I feel, I've never been click by Hyundai so hard. No. When I explained this to you guys, because I warned them, I was like, dude, it gets gross. And I was like, it's Connor. I've seen euphoria.

Yeah, it can't get that bad. And then I remember, I've never had like an instant recoil like, like when, when, okay. Okay, so you say, maybe you should walk through it in the most YouTube safe way you can. To set the scene, to set the scene, I'm gonna explain this like a doctor. To set the scene, how, episode

ends on a cliffhanger and it's great because he's done the maid, he's done the milf, and then now he gets to do the daughter, okay? And now it's like a, now it's like a cliffhanger. It's like, oh, what, what, how's the daughter gonna be? She seems like she has a little bit of an attitude. A little bit of a cindere, okay, okay. I was okay with like not really exploring her

because I already got my film. I was, yeah, my two favorites, we got it. Yeah, yeah. And then, so you load up episodes to you're like, Okay, let's see where this goes. And then starts off pretty okay. You know, she sprays some more spray on his dick. And she's talking about him a bit weird.

Talks him a little bit weird. You're like, something seems a bit off, but I'm sure, I'm sure it's just normal. And I think the family's just weird. And then she brings out this contraption. Bro, this is, dude, I'm Scott. She brings out this contraption and- She says, I want to drink some tapioca milk tea.

That's what she says. Oh yes, I'd forgot about that. She's like, I'm thirsty. She is thirsty and she wants to drink some milk tea. So she brings out this contraption, which is a syringe with some tapioca in it and some liquid in it, with a long tube. And then proceeds to shove the tube up the guys,

you know what, and I'm not talking about his ass. I believe the scientific term for it is called sounding. I think that's the term for it. If you know what that means, you know what that means. So it is, it is, it says urethra. And then she injects the boba in that. And then she proceeds to inject the boba and the liquid into, into this.

And yeah, that is, that is when. And you see all the details of it going in and just... And then she drinks it afterwards by making him a nut with Boba, I guess, in. Yeah. And the dialogue is just like... It's awful.

It is... It is... ...charging-ducing. Like, after he, like, gets it out of his system, she's like, I want a little, uh, fresh milk with this one.

Yes. And then he proceeds to climax into the glass and she's just casually sipping on this thing. And I'm like, bro, what is wrong with you? I, I'll admit, right?

I, I'm not going to say I like it just in case you worry about that. I was like, maybe, maybe that's just the one gross thing that happened. I'm going to skip past this. And it just got worse. And then when the maid comes in? Oh, I don't even think. Let's say, let's say the maid comes in.

There is a banana, which the maid is forced to put somewhere. And then let's say, maybe had a bit of Taco Bell the night before. And then that comes out. And then- The guy's just sitting in, they just like, Oh, wait, no, no, wait, there, I'm gonna go in a very important detail. The banana goes in a place,

and then the dude has to help push the banana in. With his pee-p- With his-p-p-p- Okay, okay, for what, okay. I was grasping onto anything that I could, like, hang on to for, like, me to take my mind off the situation. And thankfully, like, I was like, this is, there is no way this banana is keeping its shape. Yeah.

This dude shoved this banana in with his, uh, with his pee-pey, and it, perfectly maintains its shape during everything. I'm like, no way. That banana ain't right. Obviously, right, after you've had a tapioca drink, you eat a banana Sunday to wash it down. A banana chocolate sundae.

And so that's what comes out and they eat it. And then you're like, oh my God. And then somebody you're like, well, that's, at least the worst is over. No, it doesn't get worse. It certainly gets worse. Because then the next thing, they just straight up just go to an operating table.

Oh yeah, so there's a secret room in this manner that in episode one, it's behind this white door, and the maid says to the guy, whatever you do, don't enter through this white door. It's a secret room. But obviously, when that gets pushed down your throat, you get a little curious. And so one night he wakes up after he's force-fed

this banana chocolate smoothie. He wakes up, and in a stupor, he goes, oh, I'm going to go check out this room. And goes down into a fucking suss-ass basement, And there's just like test tubes. Yeah. And flasks. There are disembembered penises and tins just,

just floating about. I don't know. Like this is a very weird subplots. It's like I was on board and I don't know who the second episode's for. Like I don't- Psychopaths, clearly. I think it was to fuck over people like me. I think they wanted to fuck and ruin me.

They were definitely just trolls. I think they wanted the troll people like me. Yeah, I said the last hentai, I think, was made to limit test erections. I think the person that made this just has a vendetta against erections. Yeah, I think they want to be. Like, if anyone nutted to this, I'm genuinely am concerned. Yeah. Yeah.

It's because like the thing, the thing that makes this so bad is just how much detail they put into these scenes. Like, I remember that first scene with the tube, I could feel the entire male population in touch, just like, I like collectively grab their crotch area and go, ugh. And I remember as well, like when she's like, when she's putting it in, she goes, don't squirm or I might make a hole somewhere else.

And I'm like, ah! Yeah. Like, I'm pretty sure when like Yoda said, he fills the disturbance in the force, this, like they were animating this scene, you know? This made me think like, how are we allowed to show that? But we're not allowed to show a dick.

Like, are you pushing it again? Like, what is this? The standards, bro. The double standards. I could not explain how angry I was and how ashamed I was that I... And then the final scene, right? Where he...

I turned it off by this point. Oh, okay. So I sat through it to the end because I was like, how could this get any worse? I didn't want to laugh at the final scene. Yeah, I mean, I love it. So basically, what happens is he gets not... So he sneaks into the test tube room, right?

And he's like, oh God, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. as he's about to escape from the room, a mysterious shadow like comes in, knocks him out. He wakes up on the operating table and he's fully naked and he is inside the mom. And he's like, wait, something feels strange about this. And she goes, yeah, don't worry about it. We replaced your peepee with a much better peepee.

The much better pee pee is what I can only describe. Oh wait, I remember that as a extremely flaccid, 15 feet long, tentacle looking motherfucker, that just like slithers out. Okay, sorry, sorry. Wasn't it like a completely different color as well? It was a completely different color. They gave him a black cock.

And it's a comically large black cock. I just, I think my, I think, I think mine was broken at this point because I just full on started burst out of life. I thought I didn't read it as that. I thought it was like a decrepit dick that it like, that it was like gone from like, uh, bro, it was so soft. I'm like, how did that thing stay in?

It is, it is so comically large. It is basically like a horse cock. They gave him a black horse cock. It's bigger. It's bigger. It's bigger than a horse cock, man. And it just, this thing slithers out like a snake. And he's just like, what have you done to my cuff?

And we've like, we've turned into a pacifier. We've improved it. We've built it stronger, better. Like, you know what people have those arguments are like, man, we shouldn't change things in anime because we shouldn't censor it. It's part of the culture. I'm like, shit like this is like absolutely not.

100% we should censor this stuff. Yeah. What are you talking about? This shit is fucked. And then, and then as well, the final, final scene is like the maid and the, the mom or the daughter, I don't know. At this point, all three of the ladies

are just in cahoots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And of course, they have to insert a straw into the end of his peepee again. And just being like, just like, like they're sharing a fucking, like, cocktail on the beach. A very long straw. A very long straw.

Considering how massive this horse penis is, they go one of the crazy straws, too. Man, I couldn't believe. that they made this. How do you get someone to sit through and animate that? Like these animators are chats. I wanted to be in the boardroom when this was pitched. I didn't believe it.

Episode one, I bet everyone was on board. They're like, a resounding success, gentlemen. We've done it again. And then this one was just like, what? And then the director went on a fucking Coke being, just came back and he was like, I've got an idea! Like there's no way they made this

and people did not need to go to therapy after it. Like, I refuse to believe you could animate this and not have like consequences. Oh, yeah. This is the first time where I'm like, oh, this is, this is what NSFL is. Like, this is, this is not safe for life. This is not safe for life.

And it's just the thing that shocks me is, at least with other, like, messed up hentai that I've seen, at least with other shows. You get that tone from episode one. No, this was. Yeah, I was debated. I don't, I don't read the tags when I watch anime. Yeah.

I just click on it and scrolled through. Yeah. And, yeah, so I was, I was great. I was, man, I can't get over how to portray that was. Yeah. Oh yeah. I thought back stabbed. Man, you know, like sometimes when I watch,

like, there's Netflix documentaries about people getting like betrayed or screwed over by someone, I'm like, man, I've never felt that way. But this way made me feel that way. Yeah, because like when you, when you recommended this to me, and I saw that it was in the-

Well, when you suggested this show to me. I want to put this right out of that. I do not recommend. When you suggested to me with the pretense of this is a milf hentai that Connor Dern like, right? Yeah. And I watched episode one and I was like, wow, his standards have gone up.

I'm like, he didn't like this one? Like, what the fuck? And then episode two kicked in. I'm like, ah, yeah. Now I understand. Yeah, there is. I felt bad that I'd make you guys watch that. Yeah, thanks for that, bro.

It was a horrible day to have eyes. It was nice because I felt like I got to share a trauma, at least for my friends. So that's nice. I can all go to therapy together now. We all understand the pain and the suffering. I just, unfortunately, I don't think we, you can go to an onsen again

because I think my dick has now inverted back into my body. Oh, definitely did. It does not want to come out. I lost to centimeter. Yeah. Absolutely. Castity belt is on now.

Like, I don't want to ever. Hello, I'm a good, we are good Christian boys now. We do not watch hands on. Man, we didn't have a single good Melfhentai last year. Like, no bang it. And that's what you got. And that's all we got. Episode one was the best we got.

Yeah. And then it ends with another unsuspecting kids being like, take me to the milf, like take me to the milth house. I wanna go to the milf house. And now we know if someone asks you to take you to the milf house, no matter how good that sounds,

you say no. Yeah, I'm not watching Milf Manor. I just, I'm distraught any matter of Milf. Who knows what they're doing behind the series? I don't wanna know what they do on episode eight. Holy shit. But I just, is there anything else we want to say? Or can we like, can we wipe this from our memory?

Yeah, I wanna get rid of this one. Yeah, first time where I'm jealous of men in black where I can just fucking phew-y- Yeah, this is why I want right now. Yeah. Yes. Um, I suppose I should go on to the hentai that I recommended. Okay. Uh, which is a little bit of a curveball,

because I got the category, name something that awoke something in you. So I, sure. I took that as a hentai that has a pretty like, something I wouldn't usually watch, but then I watched it and I was like, I don't know why I kinda fuck with that. So do you wanna explain the basic premise of the show?

Yeah, I'm trying to get the name again. I think it's, I think it's called Saku, what fuck it's, Saksay Bioto. Oh, bioto, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, which means semen collection hospital. What is the word for semen again? Se.

Oh, okay, yeah, Saku is collect. Oh my God. Se is semen and Biotto is a hospital building. Jesus Christ. You learn something new every day. Yeah. Okay. That's cool.

So another word to not remember. Yeah, so I'd say this, this is a simple, pretty easy premise, you know. You have a guy who has this weird ass medical condition. It's this weird ass medical condition. They didn't really, this is the average 20 user. The average 20 user. So like, you know, you know, okay, I'm gonna,

you know in speed, people have seen speed where there's this bus, right? But if this bus goes, below 50 miles an hour, the bus will explode. Yeah. So imagine that with a guy's dick, okay? He'd just jack off every three hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

His balls literally explode. So I don't know why, I don't know if this probably is not, I've really hoped this isn't a real medical condition. No, of course it is not gone. Of course it is not real. But yeah, this guy has a medical condition where if he doesn't, if he doesn't ejaculate every three or so hours, then his nuts will explode.

Just literally just like, and I assume like the hospital we explode with him. I don't know. I don't know the severity of the explosion. Yeah, yeah. He'll probably just die. And you might be thinking to yourself, well, that's an easy solution. He can just jack off every three hours.

Yeah. No, no, they figured out that plot hole by breaking both of his hands. Yeah. Yeah, he's in his hospital and he just has no hands. Yeah, he has nuts that are about to explode and two broken casted hands, so he can't do anything. Yeah. And the closer he gets to the three hours,

the more searing pain his nuts are in. So it's kind of like, it's like a ticking time, boy. It's so whiny the whole time. Yeah. He was a bitch the whole time. He was a little bitch. Yeah. But so the main premise of this is, of course, he has to get the nurses to take care of this condition for him, you know.

And we've seen some variations of this hentai before I feel. You know, you have like a nurse whose job it is to take care of a medical condition. And then, ooh, they get a little frisky. The nurse starts liking him maybe. But no, this one, the nurse hates the job. She hates him. And you think, okay, maybe in the end. Maybe then she starts enjoying it.

She starts, like, turning around. Maybe like she sees a side of the guy that she starts like, no. She hates him from beginning to end. And she is not afraid to say how disgusting this fucking boy is. Yeah. And I was just like, I got it. I saw this. And I was, I remember watching this.

I was waiting for the turn, you know, I was waiting for, I was waiting for, like, the emotional turn that we've seen with the girl. Yeah, and it's like, it just never happens. Yeah. So this main girl just has to basically make him, poor nurse, you're not getting paid nearly enough. Yeah.

I used to make him ejaculate. Yeah, so, yeah, so again, like this was another one where I was initially confused, right? And I was still a bit confused where... I watched all three episodes, by the way. Oh, really? I only really liked the first one. Yeah.

Yeah, because I watched the first episode, and I was waiting for the turn, and I was like, Oh, this is the thing that made something awoke in Garn? And all I thought at the end of episode one was, are you okay, Gart? No, no, no, no, no. I gotta get it. I don't get it.

I get it. Really? I'm gonna speak for Garn here. Alright. I don't know what it is. Your Honor. I don't know if Garn has this too. Right.

There is something kind of attractive about how she doesn't want to do it. Yeah. Really? I don't know why. It's the disgust at which she shows is kind of attractive. I don't know why. I don't get it. Thank you.

I was afraid I was afraid I was gonna get clounded, but like something about just the disgust and not having the turn, I was like, I don't know why. And again, in real life, I would absolutely despise this. Because in real life, I just, it's gross. Yeah, I think it's vile. Because like, you know, if they don't like me, I'm not into it in real life.

But in the show, the way it's portrayed, I can understand, again, I wouldn't jack off to it, but I understand that you would find that attractive. Oh, I am the complete opposite. Yeah. Like, I watched it. this and I'm like, wow, this, what a bitch. I'm like, I thought the guy was a bitch.

And I'm like, everyone in this show was a bitch. You didn't watch episode two or three, did you? No. Okay, that is. She was actually the nicest one. She was the nice one. Because at the end of episode one, when she leaves, she's like, you know, I'm actually one of the few nurses that's quite tolerable.

And I'm like, yeah, it gets worse. Oh, it gets worse. Dude, so it like opens up, right? And she's like, oh, fine. So she like jacks him. And it's like, okay, cool. Yeah. Scene ends.

And he's like, oh, I need to pee, I can't pee. And it's like so pathetic and so weird. And then he's like, I'm done peeing. And she like goes to the toilet and holds his pee up. Yeah, help him pee. And he's like, but I want to, I want to come to me. I want to know. And she's like, oh my God, fine.

And she's like, you're disgusting, you're disgusting, and he does it, whatever. It goes like fucking everywhere. And then later on, for some reason, I don't know why, it kind of escalates, and then she is willing to do it with her mouth. I don't know why. No, no, it's because he's like,

I've jacked off so much in my life that I need something stronger. Yeah, I need more sensation. Oh, wow, right, right. I need a level up and she's just like, fuck you. And he's literally beggars cannot be chooses, bro. You do not get to decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know, just like, there's like a, there's like a kind of like Dojan series, which is like, uh, that this really, really reminds me of. Is it the Panys one? Yeah, like, I can't remember the full name, but it's just like, I make a disgusted face while I show you my panties or something like that. And normally it's just like a series of images,

but this perfectly, this is the one, this is the only hentai I've seen that has perfectly captured the energy of this one Dojan series where, and it's- It became an anime, right? Yeah, it did become an anime. Yeah, and the whole premise of this anime is that for some reason, the girls have to show,

it's like a POV, it's a POV anime. So it's done so it's almost like you are talking to this girl. and you were trying to convince this girl to show you, to show her panties to you, right? And then the premise is you convince her to do it, she shows it and she just disgusted that you this entire time. Yeah, and I feel like this, for some reason,

this hentai, this one episode, the entire episode is just, I feel like it's based, it must be based on this Dogen series. I thought for a split second, because I also thought up of that show as well, because it definitely gave off the same vibes. And I'm like, is there a possibility that it's, done by the same author. And I looked it up and it wasn't,

but I was like, it must have been like, I guess this is like a genre that I never knew about and that people were into and I'm like, all right, you know. It was also insanely well animated. It was, like, I'll give it that. You see where they do it and then she like cleans herself out

and it's insanely well animated for some reason. I don't know why. But also there's a scene in this that happens about halfway through where the nurse is kind of talking shit about having to do this. Yeah. And he's outside listening.

And then he walks and he's like, hey, why are you saying bad things about me? Well, you don't like doing it? And she's like, I literally have told you every single time I fucking hate you. And it's like, what do you want from her? Yeah, yeah. She is a nurse who has to jack you off.

No, I remember the exact thing he said. He was like, I don't feel good because you don't feel good about doing this. And I'm like, fuck you, dude. Yeah. This is your affliction. She is not getting paid enough to do this. She just does not want to do this.

I imagine she's a medical professional who now has to apparently become a pseudo-prostitute because your dick don't work. Yeah, I think that's why, I think that's kind of why this works. I feel like this would, I feel like this would have worked less if she was just like a bitch to someone. It would have been just annoying. Yeah, if she was just a bitch to someone

who was just not doing anything wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, looking at this guy, seeing this fucking beta being like, This isn't enough. Can you like give me more? Yeah, it's like, bro, what are you? Yeah, and it's like, bro, come on.

And like, her just being like, I hate you, you are disgusting, you are a pathetic worm. And I'm just like, I don't know, this is. I don't disagree. Yeah, I don't disagree. I'll give it that. I'll give it that. Like, because the guy was such a bitch boy,

like I felt for the girl. And it made it be like, yeah, girl, fucking don't take shit from this guy. But like, maybe I, maybe I should empathize more with the guy with a three hour dick limit and broken hands? No, no, no, he can take what he's given, like, oh, my dick's not sensitive enough to come with you, like jacking me off.

And I'm like, bro, come on, come on. You're like, I'm hungry and you get food. And they're like, actually, could I have a cramplein? It's like, what did you want? Did you want me to go to the Milf Manor and get the spray? Yeah, yeah, exactly, right? Yeah, no, but I think like, I get that.

I completely get like, you know, because of the fact that the guy was such a little bitch, right? Yeah, where it's like, okay, yeah, this girl has every right, to be mean as fuck to the guy. Yeah. That's hot.

Yeah. But like, hot take, I like my hentai where the women like it. Is that a hot take? Okay, okay, okay. Here's the thing, here's the thing. Okay, here's the thing. I agree with you.

I normally agree. I normally agree. Yeah. Because, you know, normally if the girl doesn't like it, then it's fucking NTR or something, right? It's like the complete opposite. Of course, of course. I feel this was closer to just,

emotionless sex, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This, I, I, normally, I guess, because like, even emotionless sex, like, it's not as, because there wasn't emotion. It's not quite a, in fact, there was a lot of emotion in this. It's just the complete opposite of emotion

of what I am into. It was discussed. It was discussed. Yeah, which I don't really like in any context personally. Yeah, no, I get that. I was surprised that I found it hard because I was just like, I ain't really like into that kind

stuff in real life. No, I'm too, I hate those shit. Yeah, yeah. I was like, it's like, to me, I'm like, eh, I wanna stay away from that stuff. I want a girl to be like, in it with me, you know, I wanna stay have a good time together. Which is why, you know, I chose this anti for this one category,

because it's the only hentai I've seen that as fully committed, fully, fully committed to just the girl being disgusted. Okay, and so episode two and three, it follows the same guy? Yeah, it follows the same guy, so little bitch baby, but like the girls just get progressively more sadistic. Yeah. How does it get more?

Oh wow, wow, okay. Can you even give me a clip-foets version? Well, I guess one of the first things is that, you know, they obviously, for some business, she gets transferred. And I was curious to see how it gets worse. So that's why I can't do watching. Yeah.

And there's a girl who's clearly like a bit evil. She's laughing at him, calling him like a loser and shit. Yeah. And then she deserves. She jacks him off and then she takes a video of her doing it. And she's like, oh, if you don't start appreciating it, I'm gonna post this everywhere.

Oh shit. And so in six hours, you better start groveling to me. Yeah. And he's like, what, why? I just say like Mordy's voice every time like it. I picked it and I go, oh, Rick. Oh, no, Rick.

Oh, please. And then so she comes back and he's like, oh, I know, I don't think I appreciate it. I just need to come. And then she's like, all right, fine. And so she jacks him off and then puts the, that, the excrement in his food. And then starts feeding it to him.

But then he doesn't want to eat it. And then she's like, all right, well, if you eat me, you can eat the food. And so she starts pouring it, it's gross. It's so nasty. Yeah, I'm good, dog. And then it kind of gets worse. And there's one point that really made me laugh.

It was, he kept going like, I want the old nurse back. I want a bag. She was cool. I feel so dumb. And she's like, oh, you want a bag? Oh, you want a back? Fine. And then he did, he did.

He takes him to her locker and she makes him, she's like jacking him off and she's like, you better, you've got a nut all over her clothes. And I don't know why, he fucking, like a fucking turret, like a machine gun, she's like, like a, and she's like getting in over her clothes. Reload. Yeah, and then the nurse comes up, she's like,

bro, what the fuck? And then he's like, ha ha, and then she starts jacking him off on her. She's like, bro, what the fuck? Collateral tabby. Yeah. And it's just like, what the fuck is this? It's so fucking dumb.

But it keeps getting more sadistic and then she, yeah. And then the third nurse goes into like electroshock therapy. Yeah. And it goes down that route. So it just gets it at, like it gets closer and closer, just like pure torture. Yeah, yeah. She puts a flashlight on a power drill and then just turns it

and then turns it on this. And it's just like, It's like a cotton candy machine of nut. It's just going, you know, cotton candy comes out? Like, imagine that bit of a flashlight, just going everywhere. It's, it's like a band's moist critical contraption.

Yeah, it's like, it's so fucked. Charlie is like, nah, this has gone too far even for me, man. Like, get that out of here. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. She's just like the most unhinged, and you just keep, it gets more and more, like, torture.

And I know, like, the more, the more episodes of watch, the more I was literally like, can we get the first nurse? The first nurse. The first nurse. actually treated him kind of great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, like, it was that further, because like I said, I'm not really into this kind of stuff,

but the first episode had that perfect balance. You know why? Yeah, you know why? Because when she said, I'm one of the good nurses, yeah, I believed it. Yeah, I didn't even see the other nurse. I was like, you know what? She has taken care of me.

Maybe she didn't appreciate as much she wanted, but I think she did a job. Yeah, she didn't torture you? I think she could, didn't do, uh, obviously, above and beyond, honestly. Honestly, she did. The fact that, that she, like she did every request that he asked,

even though he was a little, little, little bit of fucking bitch baby. Joaquin. Yeah, absolute herbivore. Yeah, he's the her before that gets eaten by her before, man. Like, holy shit. And she put up with that shit and she just did her job. She was a professional from start to finish. And okay, did she verbalize her?

Did she, did she, did she verbalize her thoughts? Of course, she's definitely underpels. Okay, maybe then episode one will awake me if I watch episode two and three. And I look back at it retrospectively and being like, you know what? A retrospective boner. Yeah, and I'm like, you know what?

Now that I think about it. Yeah, that's all right. And you know what, if there are any other anime that even like closely resemble how, like, how balanced this first episode is, kind of interested. Because I don't know, I'm like, this thought it was really well done. Yeah, I thought it was really well done. Peaked my interest and I'm like,

I can't really think of any other hentile like this. Japan is really good at doing that and then just fucking it all up right away. Oh yeah. And then just ruining it. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that's that one.

Definitely worth a watch. Yeah. I think this was the- one episode. Yeah, I think the episode, first episode is worth the watch, second and third episode, a little too statistic.

Yeah, you don't know. It goes, it loses that balance. But another show that is definitely worth a watch for a complete opposite reaction is my final one, which was recommend a dubbed henry. that's actually good. Yes. And man, it was so hard to just pick one,

if I'm going on. There are a lot of good ones. There's a lot of them are fantastic for- For the wrong reasons. For the wrong reasons. We're gonna end this on a good notes. Yeah, I could have one more after this. Yeah, but like, you know, I could have recommended, like, you know, classic, going back to the classics,

Bible Black, dub, which is fucking hilarious. Yeah. But I think there's only one that it just, just crowns at the top, and it's a little series called Sextra Credit. And this dub is the ghost stories of hentai. Like this, this thing, this dub is absolutely incredible because of just how self-aware the script writers were.

Yeah. And just how bad this show is. So I guess the original premise is that there's a teacher. And originally the high school principal was an old man. And he left and was replaced with an all female student council, a president, whatever. Yeah. To look over the school.

And he's fucking, pissed about this because they don't like him. And so I guess the original plot, because the dub kind of just changed the entire plot. You seen the original plot? I was so confused by what I watched that I wanted to find out what it was actually, because watching it, you can tell,

oh, this isn't what it's supposed to be. And so I went up, I went and researched what it was actually supposed to be. Yeah. And I found out that because the original was so actually disgusting, it's so gross and it's so despicable. Like it's, there's nothing redeeming about it.

And they try and paint the main character as some kind of hero. Yeah. When all he's doing is, um, our wording, uh, all the people and doing horrific shit. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, and so when they got to the dub, they were like, fuck no. We're not, we're not doing it like this. We're gonna remake it and make this guy a fucking loser and make fun of everything.

Yeah. Because this is, this is just fucking, this is gross. Like, and if we're gonna dub it, we may as well at least make it all fucking stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and so for some reason, and he wants to take revenge on all of them. And so he slowly does that one by one by blackmailing all of them

into doing things with him. Yep. And it slowly gets more sadistic as the show goes on. But in the dub, it's not that at all. No. In fact, it is some of the funniest dialogue you'll ever see in each hand in time.

So you've probably seen on compilations like YouTube clips and honestly, just watch that. Like, even watching the sex scenes in this did not, there was one or two more funny. But the whole show was so gross.

That I just, honestly, the YouTube thing, just leave it at that. That's funny. Yeah. It's, and it's funny for the wrong reasons. Like, it's funny because you just says stupid shit and you can tell it's obviously parodying the dumb shit in the show. Yeah, I mean, the dialogue has definitely not aged well, let's just say that.

Okay, let's just say, I remember the first scene, where the first scene is basically just this group of girls, like, just full on, like, in some sort of, insulting this guy, right? Which is, which I believe was, I think, not what exactly happened in the original. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so. But it's just, it's just these four or five girls

insulting these guys. I'm gonna pull some of the quotes. And the best way I can describe what they say is just these girls learn English from a call a duty lobby, okay? That's kind of what is said in here. My favorite one is you have less spine than an earthworm.

You have less spine than a spina bifida evictor. Yeah, spina bif and a victim. I'm like, holy shit. Yeah. I would say a lot of language, a lot of language used in this show has definitely not age well. Yeah, this show came out in 2004. So it definitely uses some like Newgrounds

comments section levels of a language that cannot fly today. Yeah. It's a trip and not a good one. Even the dub is still just awful. I actually know what, I was curious when I watched it. I was like, man, there's gotta be some funny reviews of the show. Yeah, right.

And to my credit, there was, on Amazon. On Amazon. On Amazon? Well, someone could buy the DVD. You could buy the DVD on Amazon. Oh shit. And there was some funny reviews, if I recall correctly, why is it trying to change my location?

Oh yeah, if you're looking at Amazon US. Hold on, let me go in a Incognito tab. Let me open up these reviews. Right. There was, there was, here we go, here we go, here we go. And the headline of this is, properly describe your stock. Two out of five stars. My main problem with this film that is improperly described is listed,

you would think that this is a variation of harem style. However, it is about as far from that as possible. This is a R slash revenge fantasy title, and there was nothing to indicate that. If you were into that type of story, it works just fine. However, this would be vastly improved if it was indicated as such. I would not buy it again

because I believe that the customer should know what they are getting, especially in the field of hentai. And there's some other stuff too. Valid argument. My guy asked for like tags. Yeah. My guy was like, yo, where are the tags, man?

He was like, where's the source? Yeah, where's the source for this? Someone also said, four stars, sweetheart. What? Yeah. Another one said a decent animation. another one said exactly as described, five stars. Okay, standard review section.

Okay, okay. Someone said, he loved extra credit on DVD and he want more. Who is he? This is a guy from the UK as well. I don't know who this is. You know, if you start talking in third person, that's red flag. Yeah, but like, I just, I feel like this is like,

whoever got their, whoever got their hands on a license for this one has just lived my dream. Because I've like- This is what I wish I could have done. Oh, dude, I wish I could- Because you know 100% if you watch this, some of the lines that are said,

it is the script writing, the script writers having as much fun as possible. They are, they do not hold back with the jokes because there isn't, there ain't, no, if you actually jacked off to this, I'd be more impressed if you jacked off to this than some of the other end-to-end time. Because you gotta,

how are you gonna stop yourself from laughing? Yeah. It's like trying to jack off to an Adam Sandler film. It's like, it's impossible. Like, you can't do it. You just be laughing the whole time. There was one scene where, and also, man, were these teachers weird?

Oh yeah. There's this one scene where I guess the teacher is just having orgies with all the students. Yeah. And then he films it and then that's what he uses to get her to do stuff with him. Yeah. And then there's another thing where,

it's like, I don't know, I don't, know what the vial is supposed to be in the Japanese one. Yeah. He whips out a vial of red liquid. And in the English dub, and he's gonna pour it on the girl's area of interest, let's say. And in the English dub, he refers to it

as barbecue sauce with Tabasco. And I think it's supposed to be something else in the Japanese one, and I don't dare go to watch it, because I actually don't wanna find out what it's supposed to be. What if you go to the Japanese one? And he's just like, Tabasco to barbecue sauce. And he goes, I put extra fucking Tabasco in this one.

And then he says a line that I genuinely like broke me. And he goes, there's so much barbecue sauce inside of you. What you, it was something like, if you had a corner of the carb inside of you now, it'd be a complete barbecue or something like that. And it was just like, what the fuck is this dialogue? Oh, that's so good. Okay, so you watch, you watch the sub of this, right?

So this. I know, I watched the dub. So I don't have subtitles. Okay, okay. So, so you watch the, uh, raw. So I went to go and read the premise of what it was. And I watched it two minutes and I was like, I'm done. Okay. This is so gross.

Cause one thing that I, I was confused about, about the plot of this, right? Is, you know, the first girl, uh, the first girl that he finds, um, and, uh, and, uh, he, I guess, violates. Yeah. Um, she ended up just like doing one-y, one-80 and just immediately joining him. Yeah. I didn't get that.

Yeah, yeah. And obviously the dub makes fun of this, right? Because it's fucking ridiculous. And why, like, in the dub, they just goes, why did you soinize me or something like that? It's so bad. And then there's the scene of them like sitting on the bed and she's like hearing all of his frustrations.

Yeah. He says a line that just fucking killed me. He was just like, wow, you're really understanding for someone who just got our word. And it's just, like, oh my God. It's just so. Like, without knowing the story, like you, I think even as like the dab alone is still gross.

Yeah. Like this show is actually so vile. Yeah. In general that I think even if just seeing the job, it still doesn't do justice, but then knowing the context as to why they changed all the lines. Yeah. Makes me just think, did these dudes are giga chats?

Oh, yeah. They just saw this terrible gross product and they were like, I do not wanna give, I do not wanna appeal to this fantasy. Let's just fuck it up and let's just make fun of all of this. Yeah, I do not want anyone to get bonus for this. Yeah, let's make fun of it.

No, let's just make everyone laugh. There's a reason why there's a hilarious compilation of all of the dump- Because out of context, it's insane. Yeah, out of context, it is so like, what the fuck did he just say? There are like so many like golden lines in this. Like, I think another one.

I think another one which is just like, this is what Andrew Tate sees in his mind eyes, in his mind's eye, which is, I'm a man with a set of balls and I demand to be treated with respect. Yeah, that made me laugh so fucking much. It's a tagline of Alfa Conner. It's probably one of the only ones,

I genuinely recommend you watching, if not just for like the YouTube compilation. Don't watch the set, just watch the YouTube. Just watch the YouTube compilation. It's called, this is the greatest hentai dub of all time. Yeah. Yeah.

the greatest dub of all time. It's so, out of context, it's funny. Yeah. But in context, it's just sad. Yeah. It's a shit show that some, someone just went, you know what? I'm actually going to make this somewhat enjoyable.

Yeah. And you know what? I think they did a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, okay. They salvaged, like, a car crash, going into a group of orphans on a plane that's crashing. Yeah. Yeah. And then at least we salvage the steering wheel.

Yeah. Like, all right, we managed. to land the plane. Yeah, yeah. Which leads us now to the final show that I guess we force ourselves to watch. The goat, if you will. The goat, the classic.

I think the Milf Manor is worse than this. Okay. I think so for me. Yeah. This one hurt the most. So, so Euphoria is one of the most, like, infamous anime. Absolutely. That has, oh, I should say, hentai, that has been released.

It's a visual novel first. Yeah, it was a visual novel. I remember watching this. Like, this was, this was that one anime that everyone recommended to you if you were like on, in like, online back in like 2000, like the mid-2000s anime. It started with Bokinopico.

Yeah. And after that, craze died down. Cray's died down. Yeah. Everyone was like, all right, we got to find another one to troll the unexpected with. Yeah. And then some genius was like, so I found this show called Euphoria. Yeah. Still. One of my favorite Twitter threads to this day

is the first time that Sydney discovered Euphoria. This was back before she did YouTube. This was back before she was the queen of degeneracy. I remember one day she was just, we were in Sydney's room and she was like, have you had this thing called Euphoria? And I was like, yeah? Why do you ask?

Why'd you ask? And she was like, people keep recommending it to me. Why do people keep recommending it to me? And I was like, oh, it looks, it's a pretty infamous anime. And it's a pretty infamous game as well. And she goes, oh, why is it infamous? And I was like, don't worry about it, honey. And then so what I, what she's,

and then she decides out of like, oh, just download the visual novel and play the visual novel. And I'm just like, you should, you should tweet your life thoughts on it, honey. Let's let's see, let's see what you think. Yeah, she played the visual novel. Yeah, she played the visual novel.

Isn't that she like 30 hours long? It's longer than that. Yeah. I've played it as well. Yeah. Played it? Yeah, it's, I got curious, man. Okay, I have a question.

Okay. Is this supposed to make sense from the anime alone? No. Because I, I swear, bro, I tried and I don't know what was happening. I've watched this so many times, more than I'm proud.

You've played it, right? And I've played the game makes sense? No. Yeah, no, it doesn't. Like, it's not supposed to make, I'm not dumb, like, it's not supposed to make sense. I guess in the creator's minds it's supposed to make sense,

but like, I played the visual novel, I've seen the head, hentai more times than I'm proud to say. And I'm just like, still don't get it. Yeah. I understood serial experiments lean better than I did you for you. So I managed to figure out in the second episode that I was kind of watching different endings. Kind of, different routes.

Yeah, so like, but it was like, it was like the abridged version of the routes and then the ending. That kind of, yes. It was weird because it was like, man, I feel like we're just going through the motions. And it's also not clear what's happening a lot of time. So technically speaking,

I'm thinking it's like the first four episodes are the different routes you can go on with the different girls. And then episode five is the bad end. And episode six, which is the final episode, is the true end. I thought it was the other way around. I thought it was the other way around.

I thought episode five was the better of the two. I thought every episode had the good end for each girl. And sometimes the bad, I don't know. It's like... To be honest, I don't remember. Yeah, so to explain the basic premise of this. Yeah, we should do that.

Yeah, we should do that before. we get into like, theories. We're gonna break it down today, guys. And that's just a theory, a euphoria theory. Thanks for watching. Thanks for jacking. So it's very, very similar to, I guess, any kind of like death game or sore or that kind of premise, okay?

It's hentai squid games. No, it's hentai sore. It's anti-sore. It is. More deranged. So yeah, so what happens is this guy wakes up in a completely white room with, I think, like, four or six girls? Five, five girls. Oh, actually, six originally.

Okay. And then one of them refuses to participate. Oh, that's right, yeah. With six girls. And he basically has to get out of this room by performing various acts to a girl of his choosing. And obviously, some of these acts can rain from, I was gonna say pretty vanilla stuff. Yeah, pretty like comparatively light stuff.

like, oh, just put on a sexy like BDSM outfits and go hard. And some like, just saw contraptions. Some just saw contraptions like, oh, just be a human toilet. And I'm not going to explain what that is, but you can, they're really glossed over that in the fucking show. That's episode true, me.

Thankfully, thankfully. And if they don't do it, then they die. Yeah, so they have, they all have these collars, I guess. A mind control. Yeah, which mind control and also, I guess, if I remember correctly, like if they don't do what the master, you know, the game master says,

then like I think they explode or they like cut your head off or something, it's something like that. Basically, yeah, they have this thing that's attached to the neck that they can't get rid of. So they're basically at the will of the game master. Yeah. So before we get too deeply into this, how many episodes did you watch of Euphoria?

I sat down and actually watched fully, one and six, but I skimmed through all of them. So like I sat there and I was like, okay, all right, get it, get it, all right, okay. So I kinda watched most of it. I mean, you didn't watch episode five, which- I did watch episode five and I was very confused. Yeah, okay, episode five is actually like,

I watch, you know, because I actually ended up re-watching all of it because I was, I watched episode, I watched episode one and I'm like, I need to refresh myself, I watched episode five. And I was like, am I just like, Has it just been a super long time since I watched this? Maybe I just need to watch the previous episodes for context. I ended up, I ended up watching every episode.

I was like, I didn't help at all. Like, holy shit, episode five, I think is the end of Eva for fucking, for Henta. Like, this shit made no sense. This shit made no sense. Yeah, and it was like in one episode, certain characters would be evil and good. And the next episode, they would swap. And I was like, why can we explain these things? Yeah.

It was just bad. Like it was shit. Like I don't even think it was like as gross as some other stuff. Like I think the maid management one was grosser for me. It was, but I think the one thing that to this day, no matter how many times I watch it

that just pisses me off about euphoria is that, God damn, it's so well animated. Yeah. Well, the first episode and the second episode were okay. No, they went off a cliff. No, they were all well animated. I thought it was worse animation at the end. I thought it was pretty good.

It's pretty consistent. Episode three, a damn good animation. I think he's the fucked up thing, right? Here's the fucked up thing. Obviously, the premise is fucked up and everything. Of course. Okay, there are some scenes that is just not safe for life.

I will not touch for the 10 foot barge pole. The worst thing about Euphoria is that every so often, they'll sprinkle in what I think is actually pretty good scene. Like what? Give me an example, give an example. Like what? Yeah, it's an example of a scene. There is a scene at the end of like episode three,

Whereas like the main guy and the girl with like, you know, the emotionless girl, right? Oh, yes, yes. The Westerner one. Yeah, and they, and they just have like, I would say a pretty vanilla sex scene. Is that the one in the bed, right? With the bedroom.

Yeah. And I'm like, damn, she goes from being- Oh, no, it's not the Western one, it's the other one. It's the long-haired girl like, yeah. Yeah, and then she gets like pregnant and shit. Okay. Yeah. We'll get to that.

We'll get to that. No, no, this is, this was before I found out the plot twist of who this girl was. Yeah. But let's say, I don't know, all I'm saying. Oh, I just realized who she was. Yeah. Because I connected the dots to what they said

in the last episode. Yeah, she's the goal in episode three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, that's like, how many years apart is that then? Okay. That's just the theory.

Wait, so how many years are they trapped in this fucking sex game? I don't know. Like 10 fucking years? I don't think it's ever stated. Yeah, it's never stated. What I don't get is that like, this dude is the embodiment of like,

there are two wolves inside of me. And except both the wolves would wanna do our word to people. Yes. This is, this dude is literally Ken Kanaki if he was a hentai protagonist, you know? It's like, it was so confusing all the time figuring out what was real and what wasn't.

Because it would be like, this is real, no, this was real, this was real, no, this is what. I tried to do like a millennium actress thing where it's just like, you don't know if it's real or not. Yeah. It was so shit.

It was shit. I don't even, they're like, it's just boring. It was boring as well. I actually thought there was. I wouldn't say it's boring. I wouldn't say it's, I thought there was some scenes I thought was pretty, okay, I really liked Nemu.

I don't know why. The first episode girl. The first episode girl. Yeah, but I mean, isn't she in all of them? She's not the main focus of what. Right, right. You liked you in the first episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's episode one in episode five, she's like the main, I guess. Yeah, yeah. I remember first time watching Euphoria? I'm like, man, she has a shit eating grin. And I was like, oh, oh, oh, okay. I didn't, I was not prepared for it. Yeah, when I saw that, I was like, God, what the fuck? Yeah, so episode five, they do like,

what I can only describe as human centipede. Oh, this euphoria did human centipede, like years before human centipede became like a meme. Yeah. And I- I definitely skipped over that. Yeah. Because I remember, I think I saw his glimpse of it. I was like, nope.

Yeah. I'm going to watch this. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, I don't know why the story became so confusing. But the basic premise is, in every episode, there's a different girl with a different, who I'm guessing, they follow a different route. And sometimes you get a happy ending and sometimes you get a glimpse of the bad endings as well. But then they decide to put both in one episode.

And that's, that was what was confusing to me. Yeah, it's really fucking confusing. Yeah. Yeah. All of it. Yeah. Because then in episode six, they bring out this like cult. Sex cult. That comes out of nowhere.

Yeah. You're like actually above ground is where we have the cult and below ground is where you guys are. Yeah. See, I thought, I thought being a fate fan, I can keep track of convoluted timelines. And I watch Euphoria and I'm like, oh, I don't know nothing. Did this only get like popular because of the centipede thing? No, it got popular, I think, because it,

because I think like when you look at just the surface of it, the art is really nice, the character designs are really nice. Yeah. The premise is like, I think when Euphoria came out, there was very few hentai that had a premise as just openly as fucked up as that. Right, right. One thing, one thing I'll say,

because a lot of the hentai we watched, today for this episode. They were like 15 minutes long. Yeah. And I was like watching, re-watching all of Euphoria, I was like, God damn, I miss when Hentai were one, half an hour in length, and two were like more than two episodes. Yeah, re-watching all of Euphoria after all the other ones we watched

was like, watching the fucking Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was like, God damn, this is long. It was too long. It was way too long. Like, I have three hours of this show, geez. I wanted it to end, 10 minutes in. I was like, God. Oh, stop. So two and a half hours of the show.

This shit. Why? Did you not even like the teacher at all? The teacher was, you fucker, you knew I was gonna like the- Yeah. I thought the teacher was the most appealing to me, but, you know, I, it was weird, I just didn't, I don't really, he didn't deserve it.

Yeah. Well, I don't know, man, I don't know about that. What do you mean he didn't deserve it? As in like, he didn't deserve any, any, able to do anything. He should have just died, like, right away. It would have been a lot shorter. It would have been a story at all. Yeah, it would have been good, would have been ended.

Maybe he'd been like, you know what? I respect these women, I'm not gonna do that. And then they all die and it's like, cool. Better than what happened. So what I think was like the weirdest plot twist was actually in episode six where we go to the sex cause. Because we had like the human centipede thing. And obviously that's fucked up.

I don't know what they decided to put that in. But obviously, like, I believe the human centipede was made as a concept because they were thinking about how, best to punish like sexual predators or something like that. So the fact that someone in Japan made this to think that people would jack off to this, that disturbs me more. Yeah, that disturbs me more.

And then in episode six, we find out that one of the girls who he has been, one of the girls who he's been having sex with, the one in episode three, turns out that she's the daughter of the leader of this sex cult, who, uh, who, the main guy impregnated years ago. So essentially, this girl is just his daughter.

Yeah. Yeah. This guy is just his daughter. And now that I realized that literally just like five minutes ago, it's so nasty that episode. And it's extra disturbing to think that episode three, which involves the daughter, is probably the most wholesome episode in the entire series.

It is probably the most wholesome episode and the one where you get the most vanilla sex scene. And you're just like, oh, wait, oh, oh, no, oh God. But then it also confused me when I found out about that plot and I was thinking back to episode three and like all the other previous episodes and I'm like, how old is this? Yeah, it doesn't mean any fucking.

He looks like, it makes no sense. He looks 15. Yeah, it doesn't, it literally makes no sense chronologically. Yeah, like, it's not possible. Like, did he fuck her in a hyperbolic time chamber? Like what? That's the only explanation. Maybe they're in a world where like, boys start puberty at age one.

I don't understand how this is, like it doesn't make fucking sense and I'm glad it doesn't because it's fucking stupid. See what I was thinking, here's, here's my. I said, I had Paulston, it's not doing the math. I was like, it doesn't know that. Here's my theory, okay, here's my theory, because there's this really weird. They do a fucking Marvel post-credit scene in episode two,

which is, I don't know why. I didn't see this. Yeah, probably because you skipped it. They did this really weird thing and at the end of episode two, where Nemu comes in dressed like a scientist And one of the girls in like a virtual reality, like got a VR headset.

Right. And it kind of frames the entire thing as like an experiment. So maybe all this thing is just happening in his mind. Maybe all this thing is a VR experiment. Does that make it less fucked up or is it still fucked up? That's- Because they still animated it.

Okay, it's still fucked up. Because you know why? Do you know why? Because like they give, they frame episode six, they frame the entire episode as a good ending. Yeah, which is weird. And you know what the fucking good ending is? He has two children with his daughter.

That is the good ending. That is the vanilla ending. That is the vanilla ending of Euphoria. And yeah, I wanna know, if that's vanilla, what the hell is the bad ending is what I wanna know. It felt like a, like a hentai plot written by a four chana and it somehow just got like approved. Like that's what it felt like.

Like it felt like a, just like a, a, like a rookie I don't know, maybe it's good. Because when I was looking on YouTube, I was like, I need someone to explain this. Somebody had like a 45 minute video being like, why Euphoria is actually a masterpiece. Yeah, like it wasn't. And I was like, fuck off.

It wasn't, I didn't even count it as like, the good ending, it's just the lesser bad ending. Yeah, right? Or I guess the true ending, I don't know. I'll say the episode that pissed me off the most. Episode five, which you kind of skim through. Yeah, well, I saw the ending. Yeah, so episode five, Genentee,

this is why it's the end, like, this is why it's the end of April. like Hen Cycles, this dude is literally Shinji. Okay? This dude is literally Shinji. So what happens is like in episode five, they reveal, I guess, who the main mastermind of the games are.

Yeah. And so she comes out, she reveals herself. And she's like... Because they escape. Yeah, because they... Somehow one of the tiles is loose and there's an underground tunnel they get out and they get into a school.

Yeah, yeah. And she reveals herself. She reveals herself. And she's like, I'll give you the option. You either kill me or kill Nemu, who is the main girl of that show. Or all of the... The other girls die and I'm gonna continue killing people

until you choose to either kill me or kill that girl. Yeah. And he's like, I don't want to. And it's the childhood friend, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the childhood friend. Yeah, it's the childhood friend. It's a girl in episode two. Yeah. You could either kill a murderer

or somebody who's not a murderer. Yeah. Hmm. And it was literally just the fucking Shinji, get in the robot moment of just like, just do it! I'm like, fucking do it! The choice is so obvious no matter who you ask.

Yeah. And he just happens to pick the worst choice. He makes the worst choice of doing nothing. And then what happens is that she proceeds to take out his three of the other girls. And she just decapitates them in front of him. And then he's still like, no, I'm not going to do it. No, I'm not going to do it. You're still my childhood friend.

Or we've been good friends. This is not the girl you are. I know you're better than... I can fix you. And then they proceed to do the human centipede thing. And then the worst part is he fucking ejaculates during the human centipede moment. That was a mister,

that was, that was a moment that I blacked out of my memory. And then, and then after that, he, the girl drugs the main guy and Nemu. Yeah. With some kind of like sex crazed drug or something. Yeah. And,

and then at the end of it all, he just snaps her neck. mid-sex and I'm like, every, every option you have done, this entire way has just gotten worse and worse and worse. There was one scene I was confused by where like, I think she shot Nemu with an imaginary gun or something and she just dies.

Oh yeah. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's trying to escape. Yeah. She pulls out a gun, like a finger gun, they're like, huh, then it cuts to another shot of her holding a gun, you're like, wait, wait, where? Yeah, yeah, that's all simulation.

That's why I was like, this is some virtual reality shit going on, man. I'm waiting for like, I was waiting for like that big plot twist drop and then it just never happened. No, they gave us the plot twist drop, but they all, but they just didn't explain the twist. Yeah, I think the reason why this got so popular is because back in the day, this was just at the time,

one of the most messed up hentai that was available. And also really, one thing is that, You know, we are shitting on the story, but they actually had a, they put a lot of thought into this story. It was shit. It just didn't go in the right place. It was shit, but.

The effort was there, the execution was not. I remember the first, do you know, do you know my first experience with Euphoria? It wasn't even like, I didn't start with episode one. It was actually episode three. Right. And I remember, I remember like, looking at the art style, I was like, oh, this looks, this looks pretty good.

All right, all right, let's see what this is about. clicks, like clicks an episode of this video, which turns out to be episode of episode three of Euphoria. I got click baited by the fucking thumbnail. I was like, oh, okay, let's see what this is about. The first scene is a girl getting decapitated. And I have never, my penis has never gone flaccid so fast. Holy shit.

Dude, you just got lime wire. Yeah, I did. I did. It starts with I have not had sex. Yeah. And that was my very first experience with Euphoria. So, I'm so sorry. So after that, I was, I, you know, I wasn't even in mood anymore,

but I needed to Google what the fuck this was. And that's how I discovered. And still talked about to this day, man. And it is still talked about to this day as one of the most infamous, one of the most infamous visual novels and anime to be made. The thing I will say is that I feel like now,

the visual novel is still like way worse. Yeah. So I feel like they glossed over some of the most messed up scenes from the visual novel. I'm good. Like the human toilet. And apparently- Because there are multiple human toilets.

Yeah, I'm good. I'm gonna skip the visual novel. Don't bother. Don't bother. Yeah, don't. This is the one time where I'm jealous, you don't like visual novels. Yeah.

I'm like, you know what? If I hated it just as much as you, I probably would have- Where do you even get this visual novel? Like, I assume Steam isn't selling it. It's like, yo, there's an 80% off on Euphoria, dog. Yeah, like, I'm sure it's not like, readily available. How did you even get this?

Oh, it's legally available. What? Yeah, I think, uh, I think Sydney owns an official copy, and I think you can download it legally as well if you're, uh, if you're interested. Just watch Siddi's video of Euphoria. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. There's a lot of websites that sell like even really, really old, uh, like Erigase and visual novels that are properly licensed by the creators, but it's all just like digitally. Um, that's how I got my hands on most of them. So I paid for mine and that's what I got. So, Yeah. Sheesh.

Did you know what I realized after watching all of these hentai? I can't drag off anymore. Apart from that, yes. Why? I just like, I want an actual protagonist that is like interesting for fuck's sake. Every protagonist that in these henties

are like the biggest betas of all time, the biggest herbivores. Can we have like Johnny Sins? Just star on one of these hentai? Yeah. I want a Chad who is likable. Yeah, you know. Yeah.

Like every Chad and hentai is just the NTR. The most detestable human. Yeah, the NTI guy. Yeah. Like, the only hentai I can think of that, I mean, I don't know if I'd call him a Chad, but at least he's like, at least mildly charming is Rantz. Oh, yeah.

Rance is the closest we'll get to a protagonist where I'm like, Yeah. You know what? He's an ass. He's still an asshole. You're an asshole, but you know what? God damn, you're a lovable asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah. That was a journey. We spent an entire day watching, watching seven hentai that we definitely do not recommend anyone should watch. And if the curiosity gets the best of you, with anything that we say in this video, we hold zero responsibility. That is up to you to decide.

We told you to not watch it and you didn't listen to us. There is one thing I will say, though, because, you know, we're probably going to tie this title with this, you know, watching like the most cursed hentai or something like that. I know there is always going to be that one comment that is just like, that's not fucked up. You guys are weak for being fucked, for thinking that's fucked up, that's not cursed.

I'll show you something cursed. And I'm like, I've seen this kind of comment so many times and I'm like, what game are you trying to win here? Yeah, yeah, what are you proud of you? I don't, yeah, that's not something to brag about. Yeah, yeah, because like, you've seen this like with threads of like fucked up movies or anything

and it just, it gets to the point where like the final stage is just like snuff films some shit, right? I'm like, why do you want to be emotionally distant to some of these things, you know? Yeah, I'm- Just don't watch any of these. I'm glad that I am disturbed by some of the things we watched,

because that means that I'm probably still saying in the head. Yeah, like, why are you trying to get bragging rights to something that just is gonna result in you having no friends? Because, like, the final level of this is just something so messed up, yeah, and so fucked up that you're probably gonna have to call the police, you know, that there is no winning to this game. So I was gonna say that before we get that comment

because I guarantee we are someone, someone was gonna type that out. Of course. Are we thought that these were all very cursed and fucked up. I wouldn't recommend watching any of these. Yeah. Yeah. We just tortured each other for some reason. Yeah.

So we hate each other. But we hope it was entertaining for you guys. But hey, look at all these patrons though. Yeah. You guys, fortunately or unfortunately, got to watch this episode uncensored with the clips we talked about.

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Thank you to the patrons for funding our therapist. Yes. That's, that's all I can say. But, uh, yeah, I'm out here. I'm out. Yeah, but hey, if you enjoyed it, again, go to our Patreon, also follow us on the subredder. Send us to me.

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