Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - ANDREA JIN & AMANDA THOMAS’S Nightmare Dates

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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we're going to get so much trouble. Literally can't be happy. And they're like disgusting if they smile or show joy. We just set the clock back 10 years. Hello, it's me Pongo. I'm so excited to tell you that this very weekend, I'm going to be getting my little tail on a plane and I will be in Seattle and I'll be in Olympia, Washington. And then I'll be in Denver. And all those shows, Denver is especially closest selling out. So if there are still tickets and you want to go get them in a month, I will be in Philly, Boston and New York. And I'll see you guys there.

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Welcome to the third installment of Halloween month. I feel like we've been doing Halloween for six months. Yeah. Yeah. When does it end, guys? No, but this is, I know. noticed last night on Netflix, like, they do, like, all their scary stuff the month of Halloween. Like, this is, like, what pros do.

I feel like Halloween is a lot bigger than I thought. It's huge. They've been selling candy since, like, August. Yeah. You're so right. Pumpkin spice popped off in September. Yeah. Okay, because this makes sense because in the Philippines, Christmas is our Super Bowl.

Yeah. So when it goes from August to September, we call it the Burr months. And then it's, like, full blast, Mariah Carey, Christmas music. You guys are skipping over Halloween. We skip over Halloween. We don't have Thanksgiving. So Christmas actually starts in July, kind of. Here's what I like about this method of celebrating Halloween literally on October 1st.

I feel that as I get older, the holidays, like, they slip past me. You know, they're passing me by. You never struck me as a celebratory type of person. But I have like the spirit within. And like I want to, you know, have a seance on all hollows Eve. 100%. Yeah. Yeah, like, I do want to do those things privately alone.

Don't you guys feel like they slip past you and you have to, like, really absorb the holidays? I think when I was younger in my 20s, I really, like, Halloween was a big, like, you planned ahead. For sure. As, like, a childless late 30-something-year-old, Halloween comes and goes pretty quick for me. I'm like, I don't want to go out and I have no child to dress, so. Wait, okay. So let's introduce our guest. So today we have, she's a jewelry designer.

I discovered you on Pia Berenciini's podcast. You're so funny and your dating life is really exciting. I appreciate that. Welcome Amanda Thomas to this show. First time guests. Pretty blonde with big boobs. Welcome. Thank you so much.

Wait, I need to tell you guys, though, right out the gate, something really traumatic happened to me yesterday with pretty wands. I was at Cookbook, the like, she's little. Yes, I love. Of course you do. You're pretty. Except I heard it got canceled Cookbook got canceled

Yeah like I went after it got canceled It's delicious Wait it's canceled I mean apparently on TikTok it said it was But it's delicious Well I heard that Great White is canceled Great White is canceled Yeah

That's crazy You know what they put my people to the side They definitely canceled They were seating Asians outside And on the bar like facing the wall I don't know if I'm making this up Like you know how sometimes you make that memories, but I'm like, I feel like when I was there, I noticed that.

But I can't remember if that's just like something that I saw on the TikTok talking about the racism. Yeah, sometimes I look back at the time when I was a competitive swimmer and our coach used to put all of us minorities in the same lane. And I never, I didn't clock it until like maybe my sophomore year where I was like, okay, why are we the Thai girl, the black girl, the Filipino all in one lane? And this feels like the great white. I actually like physically cannot comprehend like why.

Why? Why would someone do that? I don't know. Also, I got put in the corner at Great White recently. So I'm like, I don't, I think it's just like. Whatever, whatever it goes. Welcome. Come on in. Welcome, Andrea Jen. Andrea Jen, everyone. Sorry. Thank you.

A little comedy angel. Thank you. You need to listen to my traumatic story. Yeah, we'll have that. So these two pretty blonde walk into the grocery market. And I'm just, I'm like, right off the gate, I'm like, do they know that they look like that? Like, is that why they're friends? Because, you know, it's just when you see two together, two friends that look alike, you're like, okay.

As I'm leaving, they're standing outside and I'm like, obviously, like, let me just get like my five second. Like, let me just listen. And literally I heard one of them go, like, they're telling, one was telling the other about another girl. And she's like, I think you guys would be friends. She's really cute like us. And I was like, they know. Yeah, for me, a short brunette with weight fluctuations. When I see them, I'm like, do they know that I'm uglier than them or are they blind to it?

But it's like, they know. They all know. I feel like that's breaking the fourth wall. Yeah. Like, I've never had a conversation with a girlfriend to be like, do they like talking about like how cute we are. I guess I haven't either. I don't either. My friends are, you know, we're like, we're pigs, we're pigs.

That's all we say to each other all day. I'll say to my friends like, you're a beautiful woman. but that's it but do you and your girls talk about how stunning you are only to the other person maybe in some DMs and some text messages when I'm hiking everyone up just like

oh you're a beautiful woman but would you accept someone that is not your kind yeah now I'm like are attractive people only like supposed to be friends with other attractive people wait you know what I have a bone

to pick with you little lady Because you collect only hot friends. I love hot friends. And ever since I've known you, if they're not even like of your, like, if you don't think they're pretty, you don't want to be friends with that. Okay, that is true. That is true. But this is why this is affecting me so much is because all this time I'm like, maybe they don't know that I'm ugly. And like, they all know.

Everyone knows. I thought hot people didn't see looks. Like they just Right They just exist They don't have to know No I'm getting it I'm understanding like the revelation

You had at Cookbook Kitchen Yeah it's like in the 90s When white people would be like I don't see color They still say that They do Anyways So that's my trauma today

Anyone else have a trauma I do feel just even witnessing Two natural blondes in the wild Man or a woman Is pretty confronting A blonde is very scary. It is scary, right? It's actually spooky. Thank you. I agree. It's on theme. A blonde man. I like them. What are you doing here? Where did you come from? I like it. How do you feel about it's cool looking? How do you feel about Great White being canceled for putting us Asians, seeing us Asians to the side? Wait, look at what they did to us on the podcast today. I don't like that. The Asians are over there. Oh, no. How dare they? What is this? And they dressed you like a dog. I think you look like the little Snapchat filter.

The best one. I mean, why is that a thing? What do you mean? I didn't like their food, really. But then I didn't know, like, why do they think that's better from a racist point of view? Right, that's what I can't make sense of it. When I put my shoes in the racist, when I put my feet in a racist shoes, I don't understand why it helps. Right?

Like, from the racist point of view, why is it better that the Asians are, Like, just don't let them in the restaurant then if you're at that. Why don't you double down on your racism? Right. Pick one. Just be like, oh, it's a, like, a three-hour wait. Why is it, like, you separate it? How does it serve them?

Yeah, I don't get it either. It just seems like a weird thing. A moment of silence. Oh, right, white, white. They're honestly doing fine during this cancellation. They're going to line down the block. Of course. I do like the food.

Really? I feel like it's kind of. I love it. That's boring. Breakfast burrito? Oh no, the whites like it. Golden turmeric.

That's why they do it. Because we're bumming you out with like not liking the food. Like not too far from there you have Amandine patisserie. What's that? Exactly. A delicious bakery.

Best keesh. Yes. So many things. This is a bakery that has... They have breakfast. They have just about everything. They even have like lunch options. But they're,

their kish is, yeah, it's like one of life's simple pleasures as an almond-in-keesh slice. Oh. Yeah. Really a delish dish. Okay, Amanda, we do want to get into what's going on in your dating life because as I've told you, so Amanda's a jewelry designer. But she's also, but her jewelry is so chic and cute. She has, like, the best dating stories, and I listen to her on other podcasts, and I'm, like, I, they know nothing, but I'm just curious, like, if you have any favorites or if. there's anything recent.

I was thinking about it because I was like, all right, you guys have heard nothing. I'm like, what are some of the bangers and also just like the spookiest? The spooky season. Show us what it's like to be a pretty blonde in L.A. It's actually like scarier than you think. It's not as like easy and nice and lovely. But I feel like whenever I'm going down a path and I'm like, okay, this is not going well. I'm like, let's just finish it out and see what happens.

could be really funny. I love that. I like to name all my tales. So would you guys rather hear the roofer or wheel of cheese? I can't help but wonder about the wheel of cheese. This is a tale of why you don't go on short, cute trips with people you've only been on three dates with. Oh, gosh. I fully, I already fully agree.

Yeah. This is, I just have before you get started, I have to interject that my sister recently. recently, like, on a third date, was invited to go to Italy for, like, a week. And I was like, you have to go. And she was going to go and then ended up backing out. And I was so mad at her. But I guess maybe I was wrong. I don't know.

Like, I like to be spontaneous. Yeah. Like, I would be like, sure. Yeah. And also, what's the worst that can happen? Murder. A good story. Like, the worst that happened in this case was wheel of cheese.

And now I'm here sitting with a microphone. I'm about to tell you guys about this disgusting man. Okay. proceed. This was a hinder. Actually, we went on two dates. And then we were talking about, like, traveling and, like, going places. And he's like, we should, like, go somewhere for the weekend. Like, oh, hi, or Palm Springs or whatever. And then I was like, oh, my sister has an Airbnb in Joshua Tree. And he's like, perfect. Let's go there. I was like, it's in the middle of nowhere. It'll just be the two of us. That is such a bad idea. Like, to be honest, there's actually no one I want to be

alone in the house and Joshua Tree with. Like, maybe my mom. And we, like, don't speak to each other, but I came up with this idea and he agreed to it. So it comes to my house, picks me up. Um, I got some heroin groceries. He got some Trader Joe. So we did a little like mixed bag. We get to the house and he's like, um, just FYI, I have a Zoom in the morning. I was like, okay, no worries. That night we drank a bunch of wine. We ended up like getting in a fight while we were like playing a card game. Like a real fight. Yeah? And then we just like went to bed and I was like, oh, God, I didn't realize it was like that deep. Okay. Then the next morning he gets up at seven. He goes into like the other room on his Zoom. 10 a.m. rolls around. I get up. I'm just like,

is he still on a Zoom? He stayed on his Zoom till 2 p.m. He didn't tell me he was a judge in a short film festival. And the short film festival was that morning. And he had to watch every short film But he was, like, locked in a room. That's so crazy. What? Also, I have, like, so many questions. Like, why are you a judge of a short film festival? Why would you choose this weekend to go?

Why would you choose this weekend to go? So he was locked in a room. So he didn't eat one bite of food from, like, 7 a.m. to, like, two when he emerged. And he didn't tell you. It would be till two. He didn't tell me. By the way, the best part of the whole trip was those, like, six hours I had a loan.

And then so he comes out. He is voraciously hungry. He is famished. I see him eat two full bagels. Two full bagels. Like not even cut open, not even toasting. He's spread toffee. There's two bagels to the dome.

Like there was bite marks coming out of them. I was like, you should have seen my face. I was in the kitchen. Like, I was shook. And I'm like, were they your bagels? They wore my bagels. I knew it. I know my heroin bagels.

I knew it. It's annoying. He's just, like, biting them. I'm like, do you need cream cheese? Do you need butter? He's like, I'm so hungry. I know. I know.

I know. I know you're so hungry. I know. But like, are you a baby? Yeah. Like, keep it down. So then he's like, do you want to eat mushrooms? And I'm like, of course.

I mean, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. Sure. Like, this is so. bad. It's not like 2.30. He has two bagels like in his belly. Then we eat mushrooms. Then we play botchy and he's like being mean. And I'm like, why am I here? I hate it here. So then we go inside and he's like, let's make a cheeseboard. I was like, you just ate two bagels. But okay,

he brought all all the cheeses. It's like a full wheel of brie, like cam and bear. There's like good price is a t. J. Trader's price is a T. Better prices than my heroin prices. He makes a whole spread, he eats the entire wheel. I knew it from the bagel thing. I was like, did he just eat it? He ate. He at least cut them into little like squares and ate them, like squares and ate them one by one, but the whole wheel was consumed by him.

So we're now about four o'clock. He has a wheel of brie in his belly and two bagels plus a handful of mushrooms. Can you imagine how sick you'd be? I just can't imagine being on mushrooms because I, you know, I do mushrooms and I just don't. You don't want to eat like that. Like, I want to be comfortable. It's disgusting. And eating is not like number one.

Oh my God. I know enough for our, we're drinking orange wines. We're putting like sour alcohol in our, like it would. So I'm like, dude, what? Like, I'm not eating all this cheese. I already had like a nice cute avocado toast for breakfast at a reasonable hour. then 6 p.m rolls around and he's like let's make dinner and I was like oh okay like but I'm so bored yeah he makes two pizzas what do you think happened he didn't even slice him he just ate one

he ate he an entire pizza does he have a thyroid problem are you noticing that maybe he's hyperthy he's really hungry skinny is he very skinny would be bulgy eyes yeah I don't know it's just like the whole thing is like weird it's just not a vibe now we're on mushrooms it's certain not sexy to eat that way. No. So then we get into bed and I'm like, do you, do you want to watch like Netflix or something? Are you guys at this point like, like, like, we haven't even like kissed. We haven't even like kissed. I'm like, this is a wrap. Like I don't know what's happening. Like I need to get into bed and like watch TV and then I'm going to go to sleep. So we get into bed and then we

start watching some zombie show on Netflix. He starts Dutch ovening me. Of course. Yeah, the cheese. I was going to say. It goes in, must come out. But he's not. acknowledging it. So he's ripping ass silently. And I'm literally like, like this technically was my idea. The whole thing was my idea. Like we're here because of me.

Yeah, but you didn't force him to eat on that stuff. I didn't force you. I didn't force me to eat a wheel of brey plus a pizza plus eat. That's crazy. Two handfuls of mushrooms. This is insane. And then his stomach just starts going like, and I'm like trying.

Like my iPad can only. goes so loud so then you know he's getting up going in the restroom i can hear everything i start texting my mom and i was like i'm i'm going to walk out into the desert and i'm i might die i might die and she's honestly the better alternative what's happening i was like he's dutch ovening me she's like go on the other bedroom tell him to fuck off i was like i can't i can't like i'm i'm just a people pleaser and it can't be mean i withstand that the entire night no i would just feel like, do you have gas? Like, sir.

It's okay. We all have it. We both know it's not me. It's you. Just go poo. Go poo. I have to go on the other room. There's multiple bathrooms in this home.

Like pick one further away from me. Yeah. Anyways, so needless to say, we did not have sex. We didn't even kiss. Nothing happened. And then the spookiest part of it all is the next morning we drove home. And he played a three-hour Huberman Lab podcast. Oh, that explains it.

In silence. Which one? Do you remember? Yeah. Yeah, it was about dopamine levels. Ew. And then he texted me and he said he had a really nice time. And I was like, and I just went so crazy.

And I was like, no, you didn't. And neither did. No, you didn't and neither did I. Like, why are you pretending this was nice? This was really bad. What does he want? This was so bad for, like, you and for me. Was he cute?

Yeah, he was. Okay. Truly, like, how far a good face can take you. What was his, was he tall? Yeah, was he tall? Um, he had like a good. career. He was really smart and he was cute. What is like the career like that changes everything. He was like um,

he would take a farts at like an ad agency. I would have been like, oh, that's charming. He was like, he was an interesting person. Honestly. Her whole mind has changed because it's a good career thing. She said she'd take the everything. And he's cute. I would have been like, oh, that's charming. I would have been like, oh, he has a good appetite. Aw. I would have been like, oh. no he was like an uncouth man like he like couldn't keep it together but like cute though

but what age he was like 48 tall like not tall but not short wait how tall like like a regular height like maybe like five nine five 10 five 10 yeah yeah no that's not tall enough for you that's not tall enough really yeah what how tall are you how tall are you five seven and you need what do you need, what's your height? Six, four. Oh, my. You're greedy. You're so greedy.

Also, by the way, really tall, naked men don't look good. I like. That's a really bold statement. Let me take that out. I just have beef with one guy who was like a really tall basketball player, and I was like, oh, this is like weird. You're right. They don't look good.

I like it. It's almost too confronting. We need to mean to them because every girl is a height supremacist in L.A. Yes. And like all the six four guys get every girl. get every girl so we need to be mean to them and honestly like this guy was 6-5 he was fully naked

fully athletic and I was so icked out I was like I don't like how much room you're taking and you're naked in the flesh like this is too much for me I don't like when they're really big but I like when it's like really skinny

like really skinny like really tall what do you mean like insect what a specific you know like like a centipede yeah like in like really skinny you like bones like bony yeah yeah you like bony yeah you like bony i'm very opposite i need tall skinny meat but not over nothing over 6 2 or even nothing over like 6 yeah i'm good with 6 6 1 math i need to feel little yeah well how tall are you 5 3 they're gonna be little with anybody yeah that's true i was a

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Feel free to eat it or not. Thanks, Megan. You look amazing. You don't seem like you love it. You're running to change. Is that from Amazon Prime? Probably. This guy, after that conversation, he was like, all right, I get it, we're good.

Or did he push, like, the roofer? No, I mean, he was combative as they all are, but it was fine. There is something weird about grown men where I face this with Dave literally every day. Like, they don't really know how to properly feed themselves. Yeah. It's extreme. Yeah, like, we were, the other day, we were driving to an appointment together, and it was like, it was like one o'clock. And I turn over to him.

I'm like, have you eaten today? He's like, no. I'm like, so you're going to be starving this whole time? Like, it's just what? I actually have to agree with that. And then you pay the price when it's always a little too late and now their blood sugar's dropped and then they take it out on you. Yeah, they're so angry.

And they're angry and you're like, well, I told you to eat the protein bar to hold you over. And no, no. I actually agree with that. I don't think I've ever met a guy who knows how to eat properly. But was that an issue with Bobby? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure you know with Bobby, with my ex. You know, too.

I know. Like, it goes from, like, I'm not hungry at all to, like, full, like, hypoglycemic and in a range. Like, they're going to have fain. Yeah. They're shoving bagels down. Did you, did you listen to me on Pia's podcast where I talked about this summer, a grown man asked me to bring him Ozmpic? Will you talk about that?

This is a very, very, like, established director. I'm going to need the name off air. This is iconic behavior. I was dating this. Yeah, tell this story. He lives in London. We've been like on and off for years. Oh, really?

Yeah. So I was coming to London. He's like, oh my gosh, we're going to have a whole weekend together. I'm going to plan this whole thing. And he's like, I've put on a bit of timber lately. And I'm like, what's timber? He's like, it means wait. And he's like, can you bring me a Zempe?

I was like, are you serious? They don't have it over there? I'm like, they don't have it over there? Not a compound inversion. Yeah, they don't have a compound. found a pharmacy. I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, I have to fly with this. He's like, please. So I literally get him. Osempic. I like packed it. I had like needles and compound and formulas like an ice packs with me. Like a traveling nurse. In your suitcase. That's a huge ask. That's a huge.

And I have to pay for it. That's insane. How much? It was, it wasn't too bad. But I mean, I give me a range. But he should have prepaid for it. Well, I assumed he was going to pay me. And for labor. I went to Paris first. Was he paying for your flight? No. What the fuck? Like I was going for work anyways, so I was going to see him.

He's going to pay for like hang. Was it over $500? No. Okay. Before your like trouble, it should have been so much. It was like having to pack it. It was a heading and it was also like embarrassing. I was bringing like a grown man, OZembeck.

It is degrading. Like that is degrading. And then I get to Paris and then he texts me. He's like, I'm so sorry. I have to cancel. cancel. And I was like, are you, I was like, are you fucking kidding me? That's insane. I was more pissed about my bag full of OZemPEC than I was him canceling. What are you supposed to do with the OZemPE? Yeah, at least get the OZemPEC. I would put it up on their Craigslist.

I actually literally gave it to my housekeeper because she really wanted it. So I was like, it went to a good home. Okay. She was like, in Paris? No, back in L.A. So you bought it back? I tried to bring it home. That's funny that you brought it back. The Zemphic has been to Paris. And it went to London after that. And then it came all. Why, you went multiple locations.

That's so horrible. And then it just came home. That's so funny. He just came home. He actually texted me recently, like in the last two weeks to apologize. Did he ever pay you back? Mm-mm. What the fuck?

No, he's so unwell. Did he have an excuse for canceling? He did. He said. that he had to take his children to Wimbledon. Andrea's going to like that excuse. Yeah, wait. I was like, wait, that's kind of charming.

He knew it. No, I'm like, now. You're like, did he look like an insect? Wait, is he tall and cute? He's actually 6'4. Oh, my God. I think that's charming. She can't control herself.

He's trying to get even Skinnier with a Zemper. Yeah, I know. That's so nice. Oh my gosh. You could be bringing your date to Zumpin. Literally him posto Zempic

is your dream man, maybe. Yeah, the things I put up with because they're kind of tall and skinny. Yeah, it's a lot. Where I'm like, oh, it's so cute. Yeah. I'm really anti-tall man. I think, like you said, like,

I love a shorty. They're getting away with too much. in our society and it's like we have to stop them yeah but the shit I put up with with a short man too was pretty like insane that's the thing like I've date I never cared about tall until I dated all short and then they they behave the same yeah I would agree yeah it's kind of like once they have you I think a short king's nicer at least they are in the beginning that's what I'm saying like once they have you they act the same kind of keep it on theme we did have some horrifying men of Hinge.

Let's go there. Some of the most red flag messages we were able to dig up. Let's go there. Okay, this one says, can we put peanut butter on my balls and you lick it off? She says, literally, what the fuck? And he says, that wasn't a no. Oh, Luke. She said it is a no.

That's how he opened. That's crazy. Right after she liked a photo. Immediately after. I'm going to say, I feel like that's worked on at least one person. Like, I feel like he hailed marries that to everyone And it works on one Which is crazy

Which is charming Yeah, which is an insect I like the photo Yeah, what if I liked a photo? She's like, he's really hot and tall That was tall time But okay, here's the thing I do like

Oh no time was wasted You know what I mean? Like because if it's like Oh, lure me in And then that Right Then I'd be like Oh, well that's not what I wanted

but then that's just straight up I want this and I'm like okay if I don't want that then we're good but if I do want it then okay thank you because I do feel like the more typical approach would be to lure you in

right and be like hi what are your interests yeah and then you get to the his house and there's peanut butter on the counter yeah and then it's like honey honey and ground turkey on his counter no no I thought he cared about my interests But then it's actually for peanut butter

It's an interesting take that can't be denied Also I'm going to say Luke could have gotten there if he gave him more time I think so I think so too because I'm not one to kink shame Yeah if at some point you're just being a gentleman Yeah and at some point you're like hey this is like thing I like And it involves peanut butter and I'm like look I don't have an anaphylactic reaction Okay cool let's go

Yeah I don't care Just be chill about it He should have had her fall in love with him first. Also, I like that he left her on red for like eight hours. So rude. Oh, my God. What up. Dmitri's messaging this girl.

What up milk bags? I'm currently off six slim gyms and four lines of crushed blue chew trying to see how far I can get my nose in it. Anyway, you're really pretty huge. You're really, you're actually pretty huge. like you huge huge and that shit probably squee let me know what i kind of like it am i too old sweet that's kind of funny that's good it is kind of funny yeah six slim jims what's crushed blue chew oh that's like viagra dick pill dick pill so he's he's he's really like raging boner just he's got pro in his throat with the slim jims he's got the blue chew that's really that's a lot

to me i like the line how far i can get my nose in it because i'm a nose person And I like dudes with big noses. Oh. So I think that that is actually kind of romantic. Do you love Adrian Brody? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Okay. But for me, if you're saying like, what up milk bags? Like, do you think I look good? Why do you need four blue chews? Like, I'm just like, you have a, like, a problem. And I'm not even like trying to E.D. shame. But it's like, that's not crushing four of them is like.

A lot of these young dudes. or dudes in general think that their idea of good sex lasts like an hour long. Like for me, anything past nine minutes is a chore. Yeah.

It's a chore. Please don't keep me in this for longer than that. And I think this idea of like, because they watch a fucking shit ton of porn. Yeah. And so they think that having a raging boner for six hours

is the way to go. If you're using that, it's like you're vascul like that much, your vascular system, something is getting offset in the wrong way. He's going to, he's hypotensive. His blood pressure. He's hypotensive.

It's definitely, he's unwell for sure. He's going to shock soon. He will need some like fluid support soon. That's why he's like, you know, let's do it. He needs an oxygen monitor all that sodium from the slim gyms. It's a lot on his body.

Slim gyms, wow. But that's keeping his blood pressure up, maybe. Oh, wow. Actually, maybe Dimitri's figured out the combo. I don't know. Yeah, kind of. It seems like this is just a young 21-year-old shooting his shot at an older lady.

I think it's kind of charming. I've never been caught. I've never been called milkbacks. It's funny. It's funny. What's going on with your stomach? The banana kind of, I don't know what's going on with the banana. It was a greener banana.

It's good for your digestion. Oh, okay. It's good. Wait, does that's something that you do for your digestion? Yeah, if it's hard. Asian ladies. Yeah. We all do that.

We all like press. Like, yeah, just do a circle. Do you do this one too? It's like lymphatic. Oh, yes. Of course. I do that. What's this?

It's just, yeah, the lymphatic stuff. Gas, a little trapped emotions. Yeah, trapped emotions. I got to be honest, Morgan. I spent a lot of years chasing women and, like, beautiful women, like models and scholars, like really educated women, very smart women. They could cook really well, these great women. I spent a lot of time just chasing after them.

It was just the constant rejection. And what I realized is I'm at a certain level and I'm not rich enough and I'm not smart enough and I'm not good looking enough. So I'm just going to have to lower my standards to take what I can get because it's not easy out there with a face like this and a bank account like mine.

So you're not the best, but you're the best that I could do. Oh, this is bad. What the fuck? This guy is like... Too honest, bro. This is like a 4chan guy. This is like an in-sell.

That's an inside thought not to say to your date. Yeah, this is unforgivable. What does he think this is going to get? Poor Morgan. Poor Morgan. I know. Morgan.

Where did you find these? Cody? Cody was his name? Ew. Yeah, obviously you said. Yeah, that's a dumb bullshit name. It's just so hard. It's like men like this are so misguided. You're right because I feel like you don't fucking think that women do this every day,

that we don't look at you and think, okay, you're, you kind of look like a gargoyle, but like you have X, Y, and Z going for you. So I will. This is our thoughts every day. Like you don't fucking hit all of our criteria either. But we may do. Right. But it's like I chose you and we're, you know, choosing each other. Yeah.

I don't go out there and I'm like, hey, just a reminder. Like, you're ugly, but. No, I'm a big proponent of like when you're searching for someone, like you make budget cuts. Like, you know, like, it's like, honestly, it's like buying a house. You don't get all the things that you want. Yeah. Maybe it's a great house. Not the best neighborhood.

Right. It was a really good price. And we're going to renovate it. I would say if it hits at least like 70. to 75% of your wants like that's a good cat for me I completely agree right I don't think you get it all

yeah and I don't think anyone comes fully baked either but I think that you do have to take someone for who they are that's a tough one like to change you gotta take them from who they are and also what is this idea like they have it all or like they have everything it's like they're still going to be a human and they're going to disappoint you

and they're going to be boring and they're going to it's like it's all it's never going to be perfect boring Yeah. And have diarrhea sometimes. It's like you're not going to be with someone for 20 years and not at once be like, ugh, like I'd rather go be with my friends or like, you know.

Oh, sure. I feel like I can attest to this because I dated Bobby Lee for 10 years and he is quite. I didn't know that, by the way. I know. He was a shock. How was it an only person? How was that experience in one word? It's like like a circus.

Okay. That's fun. Yeah. Yeah. I love him so much. He's still one of my best friends. But I think that to most people in the world, he's quite possibly the most entertaining figure ever.

Like you can listen to him on 50 different pocket. Even if he's repeating a story, he's still entertaining. Absolutely. And there are many times within that decade where he'd be telling me something, which I'm sure another person would find so highly entertaining, where I would have like a glazed look over my face because I already checked out. I'm like, uh-huh, uh-huh, and I'm not listening.

So it's like, yeah, like that's to your point. like you could be with the most exciting person in the world and it's like they're a human you're with them all the time like it's just reality will hit and I feel for these people that have this like child like idea of what you the insect literally talking directly to you I love them it's like the insect will eventually disappoint you though and he has yeah it's okay because it's like kind of it's cute it's charming it's kind of charming right now We know. Okay, this one. First, so his, like, his thing was, first round on me is if you can do the splits, which is like, that's so lame. That's so great. And she said, I'm flexible, but not that flexible.

I guess first round is on you then. How many rounds for you to get drunk so I can take advantage? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait, who said that? I think she did. Her prompt was, first round is on me. If the guy can do the splits.

I got, got, I got it. She's basically saying, if you're Jean-Claude Van Damme, Yes. Why does she want someone that could do the splits? I think she's just trying to be funny. I think that sometimes when normal people try to be funny, it's like it throws us all off. Yeah, where I'm like, wait, why do you want that? What's the truth behind that? But him saying I'm flexible, but not that flexible.

I'm not really into flexible dudes. Yeah, that's kind of ick. Who is? Because flexibility is weakness. And it's kind of. My PT is always telling you. me. I think you're right because my sister has Ailer Danwell. Wait.

And she has hyper-mobile joints and the amount of times that she just randomly twists both ankles, doing nothing. Doing nothing. Like she could be in bed with like her feet up and her ankles will twist. So like hypermobility is not good. You're right. That's supposed to be bad. That means you're weak. I don't think it's bad

but I think it definitely correlates where if you're more flexible, you're more correlated to being weak as opposed to be strong. Yeah. I didn't know that. Have you guys heard about men complaining about their hip flexors? Because It's like, it's an epidemic. No, but that's my own personal hell. Wait, what meant to my partner?

It's every day. It's his hips. The hip flexors. Wait, why do I have that? And they're always like rubbing their like hips in the ground trying to like and I'm like Can you push right here baby? Right here. Do you guys not have that?

You're a stiff man. Yeah, you're a stiff man. Straight man. Why do you guys not have that? That's like my whole life. That's why you walk in like a hip opening yoga. But you're very flexible. I do walk like I'm about to draw a gun on you.

You should be wearing this. But flexibility is kind of gross, isn't it? You know what else is so gross? Has anyone been watching any of the baseball games? Yes. Like a man with a booty? What's that? That's spooky.

A man with like a butt. A juicy. It's really gross to me. I think I'm okay with a butt as long as no hips. Hips is where it's. I don't like thickness. of any kind. So baseball guys aren't your thing.

No, because the thighs are too... I like to be in your basketball, for sure. Or volleyball, maybe. No basketball is more tall and lanky. Or no muscle is fine with me too. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

No, nothing. Just... And flexible is gross. Flexible is gross. Like I saw this TikTok of this lady being like, oh, you can tell if you really like someone if imagine your partner. or whoever is really happy and then they're like oh my god babe like they just scored something on a

video game or something and then they did they did the splits does i give you ick or like or are you like oh my flexible king like that's the difference my flexible king yeah yeah yeah You're so right because I met my partner in yoga and he... I did. How? That's so crazy. Yes. That's right here.

And that's him. That's so... My flexible king. He's a time where he can do this place. It's like, chancel fend. But there's something so itchy about, like, that's a guy being so happy. A hundred percent. No, literally, Dave is always sad.

And I'm like, This is so hot. Everything makes him sad. Yeah. But if they're so ecstatic. No, they cannot show joy like that. That's forbidden.

Do you need a guy with Andidonia? Is that what it's called? What is it? Where they don't experience joy. That sounds great. That's what they've has. That's so cool. There's also another word that is to describe like low level depression,

not extreme depression, but just some level of it. I'm the happiest when like the person I'm dating is like crying. I think that's so hot It's really masculine to just be like down Yeah And even if you are happy Like show it in other ways Like you know don't release it out

Keep it to yourself Don't show joy like just smile slightly Or just be like a good person Don't even smile I think just give me a hug Don't be elated Yeah Don't be elated Don't be elated I think yeah

I like our last conversation Was just talking about men's bodies And what they can and can't look like And then this is about... We're going to get so much trouble. They literally can't be happy. And they're like, disgusting if they smile or show a joy. They have...

When I met my partner, he was in yoga. We just had the clock back 10 years. So my partner was in yoga. And when I tell you, this man looked like he was passing away because he couldn't... He couldn't even do like a butterfly, like this. Like in this position, because of his hips, he was like, like, shaking and, like, dying. And I was like, he was like, he was like, like, he was like, like, he was like, like, He's a bit of me.

I like that guy. Yeah. Like, and there was this guy who looked like an Adonis, like Jesus. Tall, long hair, blue eyes, like perfection, but he was flexible. Ew. And then I was like, no, no. I want that guy like fully passing away over there. That's a man.

Yeah, that's a man. Yeah. I think so, too. You got your man. I did. Yeah. How do you strike up a conversation at yoga? The yoga instructor was our friend in common.

Okay. And I think that's the only reason why he took the class because his hip flexors. Yeah. He needed it. Oh, so she was in a different city. It wasn't L.A. It wasn't L.A. Yeah.

It was in Hawaii, so. Because I feel like in L.A. It's, like, different. It's snooty. I saw a cute boy at yoga the other day, and then he came out and he put chrome-heart slippers on. I feel like someone in silence. I feel like, is he single?

Does he look like a little? Before I walked in the class, I was like, what losers' shoes are those? Because they're literally hotel slippers. I was like, he, like, walked the streets in these. And then I saw this really hot man come out and put them on. And I was like, that's bad. Pour one out for you, babe.

Another one down. Another one down. Wait, does Aloha know how to feed himself? Like, will he be like, it's one o'clock? I haven't eaten? You know, it's funny you ask because he's actually the person who cooks in the household since I've had, like, the baby and whatnot, right? So I've, my cooking has, you know, has taken a break.

Even though this man cooks me breakfast, lunch, and dinner, he still doesn't know how to himself wait that's what fucked up what that's crazy yeah it's crazy how he even if the food is available to him there's always some point in the day where you can see him like visibly stressing out because and i'm like hey there's food right there why don't you just eat yeah what's his problem does he need to set calendar reminders i i don't know what it is but i think it has to do with they have to have full meals like for me it's like i snack along the day i have little girl like you know things here and there they don't know how to do that i can confirm that yeah it sounds about right you need a

yeah it's like starving and then we need to sit and eat it yeah right time eat time that's what he calls it that's cute he's over six feet tall he calls it eat time oh I love him you know I every time you say like skinny insect I think about a guy I know a girl I know who was dating a very similar guy he was like six four into very successful oh so tell me if this all it hits the marks for you.

Very successful, cute face. But when she sent me a video of like, hey, like we're over here, I caught this thing about him that,

like, gave me the ick, and I wonder if it would give you the ick. What was it? So he didn't have muscles. You'd like that. Yeah. But he sashade away.

He, the way he walked was a little bit like, like, not even femme, like the wind could blow him away. Like he was a little bit like, wobbly?

Not wobbly, but it was like a wave. and I was like oh I don't like that I think you'd like that I don't know you'd like that I think you'd like yeah because it's like charming you're really like a robot it's so fucked up

you cannot be dissuaded okay because this is a thing I feel like those are cute characteristic things you know that I'm like I can learn to love no I actually think that's something you would you like love in the beginning and then when you broke up you'd be like

yeah I'd be like I'd be like I can't I can't believe I even like that. Right. Like that's like that Black Mirror episode, I think it's called Something Something to DJ, where you date multiple people for X amount of time. You're forced to using this like app and you see if like you're compatible or not.

But there's this thing the guy does that drives her crazy over and over. And it's literally like he drinks, takes a sip of water and he does it ever so slight like, oh my God. After he drinks and it drives her crazy. Yeah. I love doing that.

It makes my dad angry for some reason. I always do it He like rages out Anyways I love a little sigh It's like so fun It's like one of those like funny things to me to like piss someone off So I get why she was I think it's kind of cute when like kids like they don't know how much they're drinking

And they're like Yeah That's cute I was on a date recently and at the end I didn't mean to it I let out a giant sigh And he was like Oh no

is that bad? And I was like, yeah, I think it is. Wow. What is your ideal guy? And where do you find these serial killers? All over. I'd take like a mix, a mix of apps and then a mix of just like being out and about. And like, I guess the internet I get. People slide into DMs more. Yeah. These days. My ideal type, I love a shorter man. Okay. Like under six foot. Salt and pepper hair. 45 plus I like someone that has like a creative ish job I can like bop around and I like someone that's like nice and sweet I like a cutie I like a cutie sweetie sweetie yeah I don't like someone that's like too mean yeah I don't like mean yeah I don't either okay in the past I've liked that before I'm like I'm like oh I like a challenge but now I'm like I just want you to be nice to me yeah yeah that's good things. How about these last two guys from Hinge? We'll see. Yeah, let's see. Oh, my God.

Oh, kind of sweet. Yeah, that's kind of funny. Let me use your discharge as creamer in my coffee. Hearts. Hearts, pink hearts. I mean, obviously I would run away from this person. But if it was, this is something I was already in a relationship and someone said this to him like, oh, he's obsessed with me. Yeah, you're obsessed.

I mean, like, that's cute. It's, yeah. I think it's a little too much for me. It's a lot. You get grossed out by. yeah like too much love is yeah oh yeah it's like I don't want you to be so like beneath me in that way do you think someone loving you intensely is beneath you yeah whoa I kind of feel you yeah I used to complain to my therapist about one of my exes I'd be like he likes me too much

I'd be like what's wrong with him why does he like me so much in my relationship it's like there's like a healthy boundary of how much he likes me yes like he's not like worshipping me at all. And I think that maybe that's what I would have thought I wanted, but now I could see that that would not be sustainable. Yes, I was going to say sustainable is the word I was going to use. Because I would have been, I would just be like, ugh. Yeah, I think, I think you're right in that the worship of it all is a little bit much. And it's also, it's, you feel the pressure. I do need to know that I can't get away with shit. Like, I need to know that my partner will not put up with my bullshit. This would be funny in a wedding bow.

You're discharging. Like, that would be funny in a wedding bow. But that's about it. All right. Last but not least. Hey, this is blank from Hinge. I was in jail, L.O.L.

so couldn't reply. Sorry. Okay. Hot or not. If it was prison, hot. Jail. Yeah, what's jail? Drunk tank.

Something, you know, not time, right? Something minor. Yeah, something minor. Like you were intoxicated in public or something, which is embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing.

You don't have to say I was in jail But if he was like I was in prison I was in the can for this I'd be like okay tell me more And he said I was in jail LOL That's kind of like self-awareness What do you think he went for? It's hard to tell

Disorderly conduct There's no information Like DUI Do you go to jail You're gonna jumpank My dad went to jail for a scalping tickets I thought you were scalping I was scalping My mom went to jail

For what Someone tried to deport her what the Yeah and she went to jail She was like fully dressed up At a Christmas party And then she went and asked If they had People magazine

Behind bars They were like Because she didn't know Like she didn't know how long She was going to be there And she was like Do you guys have People magazine? Cute

We deport her to where? Australia But she didn't get deported She got to stay But it was crazy They got they picked her up At her holiday This was like in the 80s

Picked up At her holiday work party That's so fucked up And put her behind bars Oh my God She got snacks, though. Okay. Yeah.

She had like special snacks. Really? Mm-hmm. The white women snacks. Okay. This has been so much fun. Amanda, your stories are, you're like literally an LA icon. Thank you so much.

Please keep going at it and coming back. It will. I think that's all that we have time for today. We're going to take the rest of this episode over to the Patreon. If you guys want to hear that, there's a link below or go to Patreon. trend.com slash Tuesday podcast and we'll see you there and as always we'll see you next week with a brand new episode thank you Andrea Jen and Amanda Thomas check out Amanda's jewelry line love AJ yeah yay okay bye guys today we want to talk to you guys today we want to talk to you

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