Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - It’s a Grace O’Malley Summer

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

She’s beauty and she’s Grace. She’s Ms. United States. Grace O’Malley  joins our stew this week and my god, this woman is the real deal. The gals talk about Lorde Vs. Brat Summers, sploshing, hot fairies, how Ben Affleck can do no wrong in Grace’s eyes, Korean bubble gut, friendship, fame & much More. Grace rules and not just because she brought our crew a dozen Dunkin Donuts before recording just because. Watch her, Listen to her, KNOW HER. It's a Grace O'Malley Summer after all.  Thank You to Our Sponsor(s): hers - Start your initial free online visit today at forhers.com slash TRASHTUESDAY 00:00 Fairy F*cking & Porn LOL 06:15 Grace Works w/ Her Younger Sister 15:40 Lorde’s New Album Cover 21:30 Grace’s Daddy Issues  25:30 Boy Moms and Religion  30:05 Ben Affleck is Daddy 43:00 Cake Sitting Fetish or Sploshing  

Wait, so we were just saying that we all agree that haircuts are scams? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. What is that about us? Is it that we're just so pretty? You know, you're either one of two girls. Remember the girls who were very experimental and would have six different haircuts when we were younger? So they get like, bored with their hairstyle. They're like, I'm thinking of going blonde or red. Or bad breakup. And they're like, that's it, shaving my head.

Yeah. That's never happened to me. No, I can't say I've ever had that. Nobody would ever let me dye my hair. They used to piss me off. They're real friends then. Yeah. Beautiful virgin hair. Did you mean friends or your parents?

Both my parents and the hair lady. Oh. What'd she say? Well, not to brag, but they said my hair's too beautiful to ever die. It really is. No, no, it really is. To ever die. It is,? No, no, it really is. It is. It's one of those qualities. I won't give myself much, but I do like my hair.

I didn't when I was a kid. Yeah, I like my hair too. I am though, I've never seen what your hair is doing, which is you have two styles of hair and one head. It is kind of wild. It's an Irish curse, I guess. It's like half straight. This must be a deep Boston girl thing. I've never seen it. Yeah, I don't know.

I just found out about it. Because I would have assumed that you did your hair, but you're saying you didn't. No. So you just have naturally like ocean wavy hair. Yeah. Cool, Grace. Yeah.

Cool. Kalyla, we have a Patreon. It's great in there. And this past week, we did a full hour long episode, just kind of what's going on around here. We just got vulnerable with the Patreons because it's like, it's just been a safer space where I feel like you're sharing a lot more,

which has been nice even just for me to be there and listen to. We have a vlog coming out. That vlog is so, it's whack. A lot of behind the scenes stuff, a lot of stuff you wouldn't normally get just by tuning in weekly. There's so much more.

Yeah. Where you know, we're little layered onions and there's so much more to us than just potting in this room, so. I also see comments out there, they're like, there's nothing on the Patreon. I'm like, are they just trolls? Like, are they not?

Cause it's like, they're very clearly, it's a lot of stuff there. You can sign up for yourself. This isn't like a trick. But yeah, so you can go to patreon.com slash trash Tuesday podcast. And today we want to shout out our golden slugs, Brandon and Thomas, thank you for your support.

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podcast link below, and also comedy store May 9th. I have a standup show, see you guys. Wait, I wanna come right out the gates. Are you straight? Is that rude? I'm no, I'm just like. Because she's not. That's why she's asking. That's not why I'm no, I'm just like a Because she's not

That's why she's asking That's why I'm asking She had one straight ear when she got pregnant and had a baby But that's it Cause you have like a Boston-y energy I give off butch a little bit I think that's what you're saying

I don't, I really, I don't know I don't, I don't I don't So at all like at all really like whatsoever. I say this on every podcast Was on D. Yvonne recently uh-huh and he was like so what's your dating life like and I just went I don't know I'm sure you will There's a lot of people that don't and there's not a lot of people that are willing to say that. Where is Jules when we need her? She would second your I don't f***ing statement. Yeah, it's a gender thing. Maybe she's out of her f***ing mouth.

She outs herself all the time. She keeps talking. One day she's like, I want big black c*** and then the next she's like, I don't f***. Because it's too much big black and then the next she's like, I don't Yeah, you know what's really cringe though is when a male comedian is on stage and he's like talking about oh, that's the worst I was just talking about it with my sister on the way here. It's like anything Sex gets a big laugh But like sometimes it can just be too like It's like too much. It cringes me out oh yeah oh Jules is here hello how we doing I just asked grace if she's straight that's how we're starting off and I had a long pause if that says anything and then she says she doesn't

which and I was like oh you don't either yeah I don't I don't like to I like the idea I love the idea I want to be a whore do you do you read smut I don't I don't like to I like the idea I love the idea I want to be a whore Do you do you read smut? I don't it's the best it is Wait, what do you mean? You like you don't like it, but you like the idea I just like watching and like being a voyeur to it I guess but I don't like doing I get the definition on that just watching boy It's just someone who likes to watch but not participate. Oh Well, cuck would be if's also a thing. Oh. Oh. Well, cuck would be if you're watching your own partner.

Oh. But if you're just watching your two friends and you have no skin in the game, that's not cucky. No, that's just voyeuristic. Yeah, that's just like Saturday night with Kaila. I didn't know I had little people in my bedroom. Wait, but almost are you saying like because I could sort of relate to You'd rather just like watch porn and like actually like move your body. Yeah, and like I

Just I started reading like smut and it's the best thing are you doing the fairy? Yeah, yeah The Gen Z's love the fairy f**kers. Yeah, they have like the wings and they're so handsome. And then it's just BDSM, everything. And you can get a Barnes and Noble. Do you feel horny or you just like the fantasy of f**k? I like the fantasy of it.

Of a man with wings? Yeah, and then it's just a, it's different kind. Quite literally a fairy Sorry that was my dad talking Do you have you read this? I know I've heard about it. Everyone's loving it. I don't read. Okay I don't know. Okay Boston. Yeah, yeah, literate We have harbour, but no one goes there. Wait, okay, because it's like vampires,

which I could kind of wrap my head around vampires. It's the new age. Twilight. Yeah. But there's other stuff, there's like stalkers. What do you mean? There's a genre of dark romance. Oh.

Oh yeah, yeah, that I get. Or don't get. Wait, is that where he kills them though? He doesn't kill the ladies, right? I stopped after season three. I auditioned for season four though. You did? Didn't get it.

It was like the first self tape I ever did. It was bad. Wow, okay. Should we do a proper intro? Oh, sure. Me or you? You. Okay, today we have an amazing comedian, a podcaster.

She's kind of like in the know, in the scene. She's from this network to that network. She's from this show to that show. She's from this show to that show. She's very lovely. She's so funny. Please welcome Grace O'Malley. Hello guys, thank you very much. Oh, the clapping, that's really nice.

I appreciate that. Thanks for having me. Thank you for being here. Are you really close to your sister? I am, yeah. So she was gonna come in here, but we have to... We're working together. So you guys work together and you,

what's your age gap? Three years, but she thinks I'm so old. Like I'm like, she just graduated college and she thinks, and when you're in college, I guess three years is a lot. But when you come out of college, three years is you're the same age. But three years when you're in that like teen age,

like 12 versus 15 is huge. Yeah, yeah, totally. The gap sort of shortens like over time. Yeah. But she sort of just took your young reporter then. Yeah, 100%. Finger on the pulse, everything. She's got it going on.

And it's always so funny because I'll be like, what is, oh, I was talking to, talking to her the other day and I was like, yeah, like that, they're like our age. And she's like mm-hmm Okay I do that so I always do that to people who are older like cuz I'm always the one that wants like seem like I'm Older and cool, and I don't think it goes over well. It doesn't you look like a child. Thank you Jules do you think we're old for me?

I don't see you as old but then when I I ask my friends or my ex and then they're like, oh yeah, they're old. But I don't see you guys as like my grandmas or something. Oh, I didn't say grandmas. Grandmas? That's where you jump to? You know the trends, you have TikTok, I feel like. I didn't know about fairy f***.

I missed that apparently I did hear about it, but I blocked it out because it's so disturbing to me because Gen Z It's like your guys's taste. It just keeps getting worse and worse Like at first it was just like men who look like they eat cigarettes and like now it's like rat boys Yeah, and now it's literally fairies and they have powers like what like Reese can like he can name and then they just have like shadow powers and like stuff like that and like levitate blah blah blah yeah well how does a levitating help you ask all the people I've levitated, I think no thanks on that, Jules.

But I do get it. I mean, you watch anime your whole life. How is that any better? Because I feel like anime sort of takes it even further. Yeah, I guess. After hearing that, I think we have different vibes. How so? One, I don't read. And then two, anime's never really been my thing.

So what do you do to like to whack off? Yeah. Anime's never really been my thang, so. Yeah, so what do you do to like? To whack off, yeah. Well, I'm recently finding out that porn's banned in Florida, did you guys know that? What? That's what I hear, first it was Texas, right? And then I went to Texas and I was like,

you gotta be shitting me. Wait, are you serious? You have to like put your ID in and shit. And trying to make it safer for kids, I think, is what it was. Oh. But it's really a buzzkill. Really, you think kids aren't crafty.

Like I found everything I could. Tumblr. It's on YouTube too. Yeah. TikTok. I mean, Jule says to her, do we have an uncle that jerks off to TikTok? Tatai.

Don't tell me tatai jerks off to TikTok. You guys a family? I'm Chinese. That's awesome. What do you mean there's porn on TikTok? Because my mom said like, because they work in a sari sari store together. In the Philippines.

Yeah, in the Philippines. And then she just catches him like watching like boobs, like sex, like it's like everything. Do you think that what's allowed in TikTok Philippines is different from here? Maybe. Oh, there's porn and Asian TikTok. All right. I'll make a move. My friend.

We're heading back guys. We're taking Grace with us. That's my wonder fire. And porn, there's porn everywhere. I'll go wherever the porn is. They're trying to censor us over here. So you went to Florida, no porn, then you went to Texas, and then no porn. Yeah, it was a tough week. Jeez.

But you can't just pull it out of your brain? No, I lost it all. Because I don't have that many past experiences to pull from. Wait, that's such a guy thing, though, past experiences. Is that what you would pull from in your head? I would know I pull from Things that have never happened. Mm-hmm. Like I can place my imagination Somewhere. Yeah find a person find a thing find a scenario and then mash it all up and then create it Yeah, yeah, I feel like a scenario is really.

Because past experiences would turn me off, I think. Yeah, 100%. Or I'm like, ooh. Yeah, you're not missing anything. There I am, just looking at the moon again. I got a way to start off, I guess. At least, I mean, that's in nature, the moon. It's not as...

It's honestly better than, like, the alternative, which is like, oh, I... These horrible things that have happened. Yeah. Which is the only alternative in my mind. Me too. A worse scenario. I was in Australia with a boyfriend

over a decade ago. Very cool. Thank you. We get it, you're pretty. Thank you. We stayed at his friend's place, and every room had Catholic statues everywhere, which is like Mama Mary, Baby Jesus,

God on Jesus on a cross. I've never heard her referred to as Mama Mary. No, that's how we call her. That's not Mama Mary. Really? Mama Mary. Oh, that's beautiful. I like that.

Yeah, and then our baby Jesus is Santo Nino. So just, Mama Mary is cute, right? Yeah. Mommy Mary. While fucking, everywhere we went, there was some type of like God or Catholic figure looking down. And did that turn you on immensely?

So much. Really? Yeah, cause I grew up Catholic. So I was like raging against the machine. I was like, this is hot. This explains so much, Kaililah. Why? First of all, Mama Mary is sexual to me.

I hear that and I'm like, no? You're a creep, Stella. You think Mama Mary is sexual? You just said it turned you on. So I'm like, so if you've raised with it, like maybe. The figure itself didn't turn me on. It was the idea that like, you know. Once you started using the figure.

That I was maybe not feeling up. She really got going. Mama! It was like an un-Catholic thing to do. Were you raised Catholic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So do you have that like, That weird sex thing?

Yeah. Yeah, I think we all do, right? We never talked about it in my house. It's so crazy. And do you think that if you have sex, you'll go to hell immediately? No, I mean mean i'm not silly

i almost looked up there No, i'm not i'm not silly in that sense i just um They just put such a negative connotation and then it just sticks with you. Yeah for a really long time forever in my case I agree. I think it's It's so sticky that even though you can have very progressive ideas about your body, it somehow always keeps in there. I remember when I was the first time I masturbated, I thought I had to flog myself after. It's not I didn't know better. It's just that feeling when you grow up Catholic, that shame around the idea of sex is really strong.

Yeah. Shame is so bad. It's so like stressful. It's really a problem. I don't know. No, 100%. I'm walking around shameful all the time. All the time. What are you shameful about?

You just brought up, the first time you masturbated, I'm thinking about like, I hit puberty before everybody else. Like I had cannons in like, I hit puberty before everybody else. Like, I had cannons in like fourth, fifth grade. Like, cannons. I prayed to be you. Dude, it was, well, I got kicked out

of student council for him. Cause they said, you wear one more V-cut shirt to school and you're out of student council. I was like, dude. And so I did, cause it's Victoria's Secret Pink and it's like the only thing I have. It's dope. And they said, yeah, you're out.

That's wild. It's crazy. Yeah. Did that like, was that like core memory that is like trauma for you? No, but thinking back, I feel like it could have been way bigger of a deal. They had my mom come pick me up and she was like, do you want me to go talk to somebody? I'm like, no, let's just get out of here. We could have started an uproar. We could have really fucking. like, do you want me to go talk to somebody? I'm like, no, let's just get out of here. Yeah. Could we could have started an uproar.

We could have really fucking. And nowadays you shit me. I do feel like, um, girls with really big boobs had it really tough when we were younger because you were almost, I know this is Esther's like, no, no, I think you're right. It was greener. I think, I think you're right. The girls that developed really young physically when their mind hadn't caught up yet. I think it was really hard for them

Of course they were being sexualized being sexualized and they didn't they don't understand that kind of like attention yet That's and you go to pick up a pencil and then all of a sudden you feel some you just feel the seiko Right in the right way and you're like, oh my god. Am I am I jacking it right now? You know I'm saying You guys weren't, am I jacking it right now in the middle of class? You know what I'm saying? You guys weren't in middle school jacking it by accident when you picked up a pencil and you leaned the wrong way. I never experienced this, but we were just talking about this on a recent episode and everyone else did that.

But you didn't do that. I made my dolls. Oh, that's right. Oh, so you do like Mama Mary. Yeah. Wait, did you guys see Lorde's new album cover? I did. My sister showed me this yesterday

and I didn't know what I was looking at at first. Klyle, you're a nurse. Can you break this down? I think I see a pelvic area. I see a hip bone. I see a pubic symphysis. It's an x-ray and she's wearing her jeans, right? Yeah.

And is that an IUD? I'm pretty sure that's not an IUD. Really? Hang on, that's a round one? Yeah, that's a zipper. No, no, not that. Guys, look further. Oh, it is an IUD.

It is an IUD. Esther, you're correct. Wow, that's pretty cool that you saw that. You know I love it. It's like I spy. Kyle, you're correct. Wow, that's pretty cool that you saw that. You know I love it. It's like I spy. Kyle, you know how much I love imaging. That is true. You know what, you should have been like a rad tech

or radiologist. It's not too late. Do you need a college degree? They do. That's what I heard. And they're happier than bedside nurses and a lot of other like medical professionals. Why, because they're alone all day?

You're not sort of dealing with patients long term. You're doing imaging and then they're out of your, I think that's what it is, because dealing with chronically ill people is pretty rough. The last time I went in for an MRI, the guy, the technician in there was like, oh, I've seen you on Bad Friends.

I was like, cool. Can you give me a sneak peek of what you see over there? I don't know. I think I'm saddest when I'm with my partner and we're off somewhere and you're like, and I hear like a whisper like, oh, that's Bobby's ex. They don't know my name. They just know I'm Bobby's ex.

I'm like, okay. That's so crazy. I mean, it bothers me just when I'm at my shows and someone's like, tell Dave we like common side effects. I'm like, he needs to quit. Wait, that is a great, Jules likes it a lot. It is good. I'm glad you, yeah.

I know, is it weird like hearing his voice or do you? I don't mind it. You don't mind it? You don't picture Dave? Not really. Yeah. My husband is the lead voice in a cartoon and like whenever something bad happens

or if he flirts with a girl I get upset. In the cartoon form? Yeah. Oh, yeah, well, you got him on a tight leash. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so what do we think about this cover? I like it.

It's got us talking and you know what I like and not to be like pop music deep cut but it is kind of the same color tones as Britney Spears is self-titled album Britney and so in my mind I'm gonna say it's an homage to that even though there's basically zero chance mmm Like like when you were getting an x-ray. I just popped into a car to pick up Drugs the other day and what yeah, it was drugs Yeah, no, what do you what?

Weed drug dealer The drug dealers car and he said wait, hold on. We want the lawns podcast. I was like fuck And it was in Austin I was like this sucks Drugs, weed? That's such a cool grill thing. You still have a drug dealer. It's color weed. It's illegal in Austin anyways.

Kind of inappropriate, in my opinion. What? Well, while you're doing a deal to be like, hey, you were on Theo Vos. So you think that's inappropriate, the drug dealer, but not my lab technician? That's HIPAA. Yeah, that's my were on The Avant. So you think that's inappropriate for drug dealer, but not my lab technician? That's HIPAA. Yeah, that's my HIPAA compliant.

Yeah, HIPAA violation. Drug dealers should also have HIPAA, if we're being honest. Yeah, you know what, you're right. That should be a thing. Why do you think Lorde's album cover is an X-ray of her vagina? She's showing that she is responsible with... Birth control?

Birth control, although I'm very anti-IUD. And it looks cool. It looks, you know, like aliens, two aliens kissing. Do you think anyone looks at it and gets horny? I think someone looks at it and goes, what is that? Like the song. They're saying it's gonna be Lord Summer instead of Brad Summer.

Oh really? Yeah, like Charlie's passing this watch too. That's you finding out. Oh yeah. I'm okay with a Lord Summer. Brad's an essence. I will keep Bradding. Yeah.

What is it Brad to you? It's an excuse for twenty-somethings to act like a piece of shit and just call it brat. I feel like we never really needed the excuse, right? It's the way I behave sometimes. It would be nice to fall back on like, oh like no, I was doing it for brat. You know, it was brat. Is there anything particularly crazy you did last summer that you feel like you need to use the brat excuse? Play the brat card. I mean that was that was a summer,

I was supposed to develop my frontal lobe, but I think I was doing so much Molly that I'll be 16 for a really long time. That's actually really cool. You know, Molly's- That's actually really cool. I would love that. If I could go back in time and do what you did

to preserve all the innocence, I would. Not to be pro drugs, because I know you hate drugs, Esther. Oh, me too. But they're using Molly to assist in therapy sessions for couples, for people with depression. So I do think that there are upsides to Molly use and being 16 forever and feeling that like absolute euphoria. Thank you. And in China to treat postpartum depression and postpartum anxiety, they're doing ketamine. My dad does ketamine treatment. You can do it here.

I did ketamine and it saved my life. It absolutely saved my life. Yeah It's really helped him. It's crazy. Yeah, and he was so anti drugs like no drugs ever never My pops got electrocuted. And it like screwed with his whole brain. How did that happen? He was like a high voltage electrician growing up. And like, so like basically he put the lights on if the city lights go out.

And I don't know what happened, but he got zippity zapped. Like bad, bad. Yeah, like it has to come out somewhere, like energy does. So like it went through his hand and then out his stomach. And if it came out any other way, he'd be dead. Wait, what? It's really fucking crazy.

How do they treat electrocution in the hospital? They don't know how because, well first, when he was in the hospital right away, they just kept an eye on him. Because at any moment he could have, the adrenaline could have went down, he could have just died. Yeah. And so they just like kept an eye on him because at any moment he could have The adrenaline could have went down. He could have just done yeah, and so they just like kept an eye on him But after that they don't really know how to treat it so they they had him as a case study, and they kind of gave up Really yeah, they kind of like stops trying to figure him out and what were his some symptoms

He have like neurological stuff heart stuff. he's like walking talking totally fine. Yeah. But mentally just rewired. It's it's it's kind of crazy. It's like a Frankenstein kind of thing. Well, that makes sense because he's not all the way gone. Yeah, but he's just not the same guy. Well, that makes sense because everything in our bodies is like there's an electrical

field like your heart like has its own electrical electrical conductivity. Your brain has the synapsis, like it makes sense that it would completely just like, yeah, it's really wild. Did you see like a change in his personality? Yeah, yeah. In what way? Probably not in the best way.

Like it's just like in an opposite shift. Like he was, I always got my jokes from my pops, like and kind of lost a joke somewhere in there. Like, I don't know. You got sad. When did this happen? This was 2017, I think. Wow. Yeah, I always say it was April Fool's Day, because I think that's funnier, but it was actually 420.

I always get that mixed up. Blase. April Fool's Day, because I think that's funnier, but it was actually 420. I always get that mixed up. I love it. Did they treat it as like a brain injury, like a traumatic brain injury? Kinda. But they were mostly like hands off, like we don't know. We don't know what to do. Like we don't wanna fuck with anything.

So like they would just monitor him and he does like therapy and stuff now. And like, it's got him on all these drugs it's crazy I don't know it's pretty nuts. When you say that the electricity went in through his hand and out of his stomach does that mean like he shit it out or like his stomach like opened up? His stomach um gaping gaping hole and just shot out it's crazy shit like it's really not he shouldn't be alive so it's like a miracle that he is yeah But we just have we have like a rocky relationship. We're good right now, but uh

Me my dad we go at it really yeah And I feel bad like when I when I say this to people who have never heard it before I'm like damn I should be nice at him because it's like you can't help it, but it's like I Relate to that though my dad is 82 and he's like, can't really see, can't really hear, and I will just like get into screaming fights with him. So he can hear you? Yeah.

Like we still get into these, like I'm, I've always felt like my dad treats me like a son. I don't know if you have that. Oh, 1000%. Yeah, it's like hard on me. Like I think it's, he never had a son. And I'm like, I don't know. When I see like daddy's princesses,

I'm like, that was not me at all. I think it's creepy. That too, totally. That's kind of the equivalent of boy moms. Boy moms. Yeah, daddy's little girl. Yeah. Boy moms are the worst.

Italian moms. Italian mom is maybe similar? You know, Italian moms, like, I don't know, just from, I never knew people from like Long Island or Jersey till I moved to New York. And you see those moms, they're like, my sonny Anthony, oh my God, you better be so good to my sonny Anthony.

He's my special boy. That's so creepy. That's an immediate red flag for me. I don't care how much I like a guy if I know that he is what Lisa Gilroy calls Joshie or Has that kind of like boy mom? I'm out because you do marry into the family I don't care what anyone says you marry the family. Oh, yeah, it's a delicate balance though because You don't want them to not like their mom or hate their mom. They have to love their mom

Mm-hmm, but they can't love them too. They don't want to fuck you don much. They don't want them to fuck their mom. Yeah, yeah. And sometimes they're given eye fucking. These kids. But also it cannot be the mom that does everything for her son. Because I can assure you he'll do nothing for you. You're going to be the next mom. And she's going to give you shit.

I used to do his laundry all the time. Why'd you do his laundry? Sounds like hell to shit. I used to do it. I used to do it. It was laundry all the time. I used to do it with laundry. Sounds like hell to me. It was like absolute hell. I've seen that, yeah. Have you dealt with? Yeah. Oh God.

I forgot. You just recently went through a. Yeah, it's the worst thing. Hyper religious. Very, yeah, religious and just like, it was crazy because he was just so scared of her. So he couldn't like stand up for himself. This is your boyfriend? I just, I'm sorry about that.

And he didn't defend you. I'm catching up. It's okay. He didn't defend you when she was being like, I want him to be with a Christian girl. There was this big thing and then like I was defending myself and I was already crying and this guy was just quiet. He was too scared to say anything. And then I told the mom, like,

I don't believe in any of that. I don't wanna be part of any of that. Good for you, Jules. Yeah, the mom's face was just, she, like she was like crazy. She was shocked. She wanted to slap you, huh? Yeah. And then just try to slap you, huh? Yeah.

And then just try to give you an exorcism. Yeah. And then what, like he just chose her? After a week of like, it's okay, it's okay. He just said, oh, I can't do this. That's how, yeah. I'm just over here sitting wishing someone would try to convert me and it's still not happening.

You're not, you're unconvertible is why. Really? They see the demon in you lady. They're like that one. It's a devilish aura. Yeah, too far gone that one. But it's like, I just am starting to notice like on TikTok, like, you know, you see the cool girls are doing this and that.

And suddenly like, oh, I love this girl's muffins recipe. I go to her page in the title. It's like, Jesus loves me 315. Like, I'm like, I want to know page in the title, it's like, Jesus loves me 315. I'm like, I want to know more, you know, I want to be a part of this. It doesn't seem so bad like the way it used to seem. Okay, I'll ride this for a second. During Easter, I saw all these same girls that go into these mega churches. There's coffee shops inside of them. Mm-hmm looks like a blast

Not gonna lie. Honestly, their songs are starting to sound good. Fuck. That's what they want. No with where you know, we're yeah, they got us Last thing I'll say you walk in everyone's nice to you. Everyone welcomes you I feel like that's fake. Yeah. I see what you're doing. Bless your heart kind of shit. OK, like I am terrified of like the Hillsong kind of megachurch shit.

But it's like the mafia. Like they help each other out in business. It's the reason why Tom Cruise will never leave Scientology. Like financially, it just makes sense to be attached to a megachurch, I think. I gotta say, I saw paparazzi pictures this morning of Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas getting off a private plane and I was getting wet. What? This pisses me off.

He's so dorky. He was looking good. I can't stand Tom Cruise. Why? Oh, there's something about him. He's got one of those punchable faces. He reminds me of that one guy in high school that like knew he was the shit. What the fuck? Is he Asian now, Grace? He's Asian? I don't think I can say that. He looks like Jackie Chan. Oh, that's not great. Those two are fucking? Yeah. I am so upset. I'm, god wasn't she also just dating like the Cuban the brother of the Cuban dictator

What is your current relationships with Ben Affleck? He can do no wrong in my eyes why just cuz he likes Boston Dunkin Donuts. Is that oh do you think I'm stupid? No, I I'm like a huge fan of Matt and and Ben Yeah, I do oh they fan of Matt and Ben as a duo. They are my boys. One of these days. One of these days. I will say that Ben Affleck's movies that he directs

are the best movies of all time in my book. Seriously, The Town, it's a love story. It's so good. Every podcast I go on, I talk about Ben Affleck. Really? Like every single one. Do you like Sober Ben or do you like Disaster Ben? Disaster.

Yeah. Yeah I like Angry Ben when he's like next to JLo and he just looks like he wants to kill himself. Oh my god my favorite is when he slams the door. Yeah right after she goes in the car. For some reason it's so hot because you know they're going to go I don't even want to talk about it like this. They're going to fight fuck.

I don't even want to talk about it like this because I want him to be my pal someday. I know what you mean though. It's like we're gonna fight and then we're gonna fuck. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Passionate makeup sex. I totally get it. Well, is that him right now with abs? I don't want to objectify Ben I don't want to objectify your Lord and Savior. Sorry. Thank you. That's my god and he's fluent in Spanish That part I like that part. He's smart. He's intelligent. He's broken. He's sad. Broken is good. Good stuff. He's Boston. And he's not afraid to reconcile with an ex.

His ex does love him a lot. Yeah. Doesn't she always give him a ride to rehab? Oh, that's another thing I love about him. Yeah. Always knocks on her door, like I think you gotta take me back in. I had someone yesterday call an ankle monitor a Boston Rolex.

And I think that's fucking grand. Oh, banana break. Oh, banana break, of course. Thank you. Of course. Thank you so much. Oh, you got the rotten banana this week. That's okay. No, it's okay. Look at us. We're so sweet. Well, I'm okay. Thank you so much. Oh, you got the rotten banana this week. That's okay. No, it's okay.

Look at us, we're so sweet. Well, I'm okay. Thank you. Oh, you did switch. Yeah, I don't know, she was forcing it on me. That says a lot about you. No, take it. I don't even want it.

I don't want it. You can have them both. Okay, okay. You're supposed to pretend you like bananas, lady. Oh yeah, I forgot. I do like them in other, I literally have a muffin with me that's a banana muffin. So I just use them different ways.

So you guys got a sponsorship with Chiquitos? No, it's just sort of... We wish. Chiquita Banana, please. We've been asking, begging for years. Make it happen. Remember the song, I'm a Chiquita Banana and I'm here to say

I offer good nutrition in a healthy way. Okay, I'm gonna stop That's beautiful. Thank you so much for that encouragement. You sound like fucking Charlie Temple You're dancing on that video. Oh, thank you with our hot little body. Oh my god. You're so good at dancing Really? Thanks Jules. Wow. Thanks you guys. That means a lot because I really, when I see my dancing right now, I'm like it is absolute trash and I have so much work to do and I am going to put the work in. Just you wait and see. Haters.

I have friends in Brooklyn that go to pop star dance class. Just for funsies. Pop star dance class? Yeah. And they walk out there like I've never felt better about myself. New York has all the good dance spots. I think you would really like it. New York has all the good dance spots. I think you would really like it.

This is the Judas dance. I could... Oh wow. I know, right? No, this part I messed it up, but... Were you on the stage at Coachella? Is this what it was? And you got a number one fan right there.

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week she vacuumed it replace I'm like this is so out of touch I mean thank you so out of touch why my biggest advice for young girls trying to make it in business is to clean your car. I used to drive a shitmobile, but I kept it clean. Now I don't drive. Like that's like the craziest advice I've ever heard. That's the equivalent of like a grandpa, like a war veteran grandpa being like tuck your shirt in, you know, sit up straight. Like that's not real life advice. Why do I buy into every little thing that's... Did you clean your car?

Yeah. I knew it. I mean, anything Christian... I watched Christianer's Master Class, so I'm... What did you learn? Nothing. What were some takeaways? I learned to clean my car.

I like that Christianer says, like, the same thing that my dad used to say, like, when you can't get can't get a discount like if someone says no you're talking to the wrong person. So I felt like that was good advice. So that's very like can I speak to your manager? Yeah. Or someone higher up? Do you have the power to authorize this discount? I mean I do do that. I think that when I call like an airline say for instance and they give me oh you have to pay for a rebooking fee I will hang up and call someone else yeah I try to

figure out I'm learning from you Esther not from Kris Jenner but from you who's actually father it's generational yeah do you keep your car clean I don't have one it's even better yeah what about your where you live my apartment's a mess yeah no one's allowed in there. Really? Yeah well, I have my sister living with me too and we're doing like the whole like New York dream live on the couch thing. Her stuff is in the living room my stuff. It's like are you both messy? No, she's quite clean. So I'm driving her crazy, but you need her in your life then But yeah

I was like the only way to do it for right now is like she's gonna She's gonna be on the couch for now And we're gonna figure it out. Sounds fun. Yeah, I keep asking her like what what do you do? What do you do with grace and and I just keep going we're figuring it up This sister duo is the dream duo my sister and I are attached at the hip Yeah, and it will never change. Mm-hmm, and it is the one, like the biggest flex I have. Oh yeah. Where it's like, oh no, anything could happen and we're not leaving each other. We fight literally almost every second, but we're like,

literally not actually fighting. It's the weirdest thing ever. Because it's a safety of knowing you can be your ugliest self with this person and they're going to stick around. Yeah. And we just, we get, we get after it. Yeah. But it's been fun. Like when, so she just graduated from college,

didn't wanna do what she went to college for. I was like, come work with me, we'll figure it out. And then we left and we were gone for like a month and a half and she kept having like panic attacks. I'm like, dude, what's wrong? And she's like, I don't know if you understand, but this is like crazy. I just came from college and now like, well, go, go, go, go, dude, what's wrong? And she's like, I don't know if you understand, but this is like crazy. I just came from college and now like,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I haven't been home in a month and a half. I just dropped all my stuff off at your house to go live on the couch and now I don't know what, like I don't know what I'm doing. I was like, oh, now I understand. I'm so sorry. Yeah, please continue with these panic attacks

until we figure things out. A comedian's lifestyle is like, it's a really rough thing to get thrown into. And I just threw her head, like head deep. I was like, dude, what are you doing? She's like, I don't know. Wait, Jules, how, what is your car? Is it clean or no?

Oh, it's the worst. Like it's smelly, but also it's like, there's a lingering smell of Tito Bobby's shit She bought Bobby's car. Yeah 2012 but then yeah, I feel like I've also Got the habits of Tito Bobby of just like throwing trash and just leaving everything that doesn't seem like you Because when you babysit for me You're like I feel like you like, everything is so pristine.

She is very pristine. But that's different. But just me, myself, like my things, I don't care. That's how I am. I just leave everything. But when like, we like live together, the kitchen, she's always cleaning. Always, always scrubbing, cleaning. And she gets mad if you leave a dish in the sink. That's a good roommate. I know not to leave shit because her mood will do just like a slight shift in the breeze with Jules if you leave common spaces dirty.

So I know to like respect her, but if you go to her room, it's just, woo, this is night and day. Yeah, there's like molds, there's like everything. Where in your room? Yeah, like, cause I just leave like like, old coffee and, like, everything. I do that. Hell yeah. It's just, it's so smelly, but yeah.

But I wish I have, like, a closer relationship with my sister at that. It will happen because she is still too young, I think, for you guys to get there. She's only, what, 16? 17. 17 and you're 23. It will happen in her twenties. Yeah. Unless you can start drinking with her.

Well, that's what happened with us, but... I think so. I think you're right. I think it's when you can actually go out and do things together and she's not in high school. Yeah. My sister and I, it's gone up and down. I feel like we're close again finally.

Yeah, I think Kaleo's right like it happens it will happen. I have a 18 year old sister and she's in high school and I just brought her to like we I did shows in Tampa and I was like come down for the shows it's like your birthday and I was like I don't know what to talk to you. I felt like a piece of shit I was like so you go to prom? No. Like, all right. All right. But you're gonna graduate though, right? She's like, yeah. I'm like, all right, this is fun. This is good stuff. I know.

Her sister is so cool. Yeah, she's really cool. She's chatty. And very mature and just like, yeah, so smart. Oh, hell yeah. Very chatty and social and really like, is kind of like a grown little thing. When is she gonna get on the Jules pipeline

and move here and go? Wait, she's coming here two weeks. We should have her on. She is so great. She's so talkative, yeah. That's awesome. And she like taught herself Japanese over the pandemic. What the fuck?

That's awesome. She was like, I'm gonna take a year off from school, which her parents allowed. High school? She's like, I'm not gonna do a gas. She was like, I'm gonna take a year off and I'm just gonna learn Japanese and she did Is she moving here? No, she's just coming for a graduation. Oh

Yeah, they're graduating. Mm-hmm. Congratulations. Thank you. Did you graduate? Um, no, I dropped out. Yes same Where'd you go? I don't want to say the best people do but Where are you graduating from? CSUN Northridge. CSUN Northridge. Yeah. That's awesome. Do you guys really think the Christian thing is out of touch? Yes. Also, like. And if you don't think so, you need to check something.

That's the same thing that what Kim said about people aren't working hard enough. Nobody wants to work these days. Oh yeah, that was rough. That was a rough. That was hard to defend. Are you a big Kardashian defender? I don't know. I like pretty women.

And especially when they're selling me things and giving me little breadcrumbs of advice on how to be like them. I get really into it. I like the Kardashians. I don't understand anyone that... I don't know. It's just they're really Kind of their own Like pioneers and something I don't understand you guys got to watch

The the first season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians We had no idea as a viewer. I just did this recently. We had no idea as a viewer that they were just like Create like it wasn't real. There were like things that were happening that like added it to be a little more flavorful We like we weren't looking out for that kind of stuff. So it was like so insane their lives like as an example they all went down to do a photo shoot all the girls and Bruce was pissed to K Caitlin in the past tense of... I think the dad was pissed.

And so they went down and went on vacation, but needed someone to watch the two younger girls and called up Brody. And they pretended Brody babysat for the weekend. But Brody was wearing the same shirt all weekend and Brody literally says at the end, he's like, yeah, it's so crazy, I watched him for three days and I never changed my shirt and it just goes unnoticed.

It was just like a thing so that the older girls could have their part of the show and then the younger girls but it was never like, I didn't willy nilly go down there and get all pissed off. I had a reality TV pilot for MTV like so many years ago and I thought it was just gonna be like alright the cameras show up like and we're just gonna do our thing not at all they had to like write out like this is a scene where you guys are gonna go get your cholesterol tested because my friends and I all had high cholesterol

in our early 20s, but it was just everything, I know. I was- Is that what the banana's for? That was never explained. But it is, it is a little bit sad and heartbreaking that everything has to be so planned out. I know, but I really think it's awesome that they pulled a fast one on everybody.

Yeah. Nobody had any idea, and they're just like, wow, these Kardashians, they live a crazy life. And meanwhile, it was all fabricated in Ryan Seacrest as a genius. Yeah, it worked. Is he a good guy? Does anyone know anything about him? I don't know. I hadn't listened to terrestrial radio in God knows how long.

But my Bluetooth wasn't working in my car, and Kiss FM came on. And then I started to just jog my memory of just how long Ryan Seacrest has been around. Yeah. And I still don't know how I feel about him. That's a good thing. He's so like robotic. Like there's something very just like robotic

and predictable about him that maybe that's how I need him to be always. I don't need to know anything about him. Yeah, I'd prefer not not to I think he's like Mr. Rogers Why is your audience we know how we feel about him? Yeah, we love was your address. Yes. Yeah We don't have any suspicions over there. No, mr. Rogers and even if you were to bring that up. I would I would not go there. I don't think it would be fucked up

to cancel someone from the grave, don't you? I mean, it's been done, right? That feels familiar. Yeah. Just dead people uncovering their secrets. I think that's part of life, but not this time. Sorry I brought it up. That's okay.

How dare you? Mr. Rogers? I think that's our time. Wait, have you guys heard about this new sexual fetish? I think it's, is it called like sploshing? That's gonna probably be your thing, I think. It's sploshing. I don't like the picture already.

Wet and messy fetishism. Wham! Wham. It's like when you cover yourself with cake and then you get horny. Or anything wet? Yeah, wet food or moist. A subject will often be pelted with cream pies, have slime dumped on them, or sit on cakes. Another common theme is the pouring of substances inside outfits.

I feel like this is very... Yeast infection-y? Well, no, it's just been around for so long, I think. The whole food and sex thing. Steve Aoki's going nuts with this right now, if that's his kink. Because he throws cakes at people at his shows. Does he still throw cakes? He still throws cakes.

Yeah? Yeah. Wham! He went to our school and did the, like a party there, and he threw cake. What's that like, to like, be how old is Steve Aoki now, like in his 50s? I don't know. And you're still throwing cake at like college kids? It's pretty iconic. Yeah, no, that's legendary shit.

Right? That's good stuff. But the hope for me there is that he's at least just like, it's just a paid gig and he's like, ugh, I hate this. Rather than him being like, yeah. No, well, you know, Steve Ioki is like one of the OG Nepo babies. How so? His dad is Benny Hanna.

Yeah, that'll blow your mind, huh? And his sister is Devon Ioki, who is an icon, fashion icon, muse, gorgie girl forever, mom of like four. She's incredible. That's interesting. How do you feel if you're the founder of Benny Hanna and your son becomes a famous DJ? Proud. Yeah, he's rich and shit. Yeah.

Also, this sounds like you, cake-sitting. Cake-sitting is Esther? Yeah. Coated? It's often considered some fetish, well, participants who sit on cakes for pleasure. I just said I would get a yeast infection. You're trying to make me sick.

I know, but you love desserts. I do love desserts. And I have thought about would get a yeast infection. You're trying to make me sick. I know, but you love desserts. I do love desserts. And I have thought about this quite a bit because I love desserts. I love eating and I'm a sexual being, but when you mix, I just can't stand when I'm sticky. And so I can't, this to me is like a nightmare. I don't know.

Yeah, I do wonder where this type of kink comes from, the food stuff. I think it's like, cause it reminds people of jizz. Ooh, yeah, you're right. Beastie Eastie is all I think about. Yeah. Itchy pussy. No, thank you.

I don't want to touch this as the bigger girl in the room. This sounds awesome. I can see the comments. I'm good. I'm all set. Wait, what is this? Wait, this baby. I can see the comments. I'm good. I'm all set. Wait, what is this? Wait, this is, wait, wait, wait.

These are unhinged texts that people sent in general? Yeah, so the prompt, you know, on TikTok, what are the most unhinged texts you've gotten from toxic exes, like after, if you think they got with you. And these were the best like comments from them or any exes. This first one is blowing my mind. Jules.

Okay. This baby should have been ours. What does that even mean? She took a baby, a picture of the baby that she now has and said, this should have been yours. That's love. Yeah. That's love. I think it might have been a dude that did it.

Oh, my bad. Oh, of course a guy fucks it up, then the woman has a baby and it's like, it should have been art. Like that's such a classic guy. That's so funny. Ha ha, this baby should have been hot. LOL.

Still thinking about you. The second one says, okay, this man got married and a month later offered to fly me out. I screenshot it and sent it to his wife. You have to. I mean, this I hear a lot. You do? Yeah.

One of the girls that I know in the Philippines, she got married in Chargo. And the next day, literally after the wedding, he got caught fucking another chick. Like literally the day after the wedding. That's the kind of look I got. And I'll say sorry. I'm so sorry I found it.

I'm so sorry, was it the dress? Was it the veil? Was it my breath? Was it me? I'm sorry. Okay, cheated and left me for the assistant. He then asked me not to get with his brother or friend I got with both. That girl. I think every girl is like a little revenge hookup. Go for it, you know. I always think it's crazy when they specifically say, if we ever break up, don't you dare go after. You weren't going to before.

You're giving me a directive. But now it's like I am going directly Yeah Yeah, and you know you have to plead with him not to fuck me, but he's gonna fuck me This one says he literally gave his newborn daughter my name as her middle name and sent me a pic of her birth announcement Okay, I have a question for this one. I want to believe that it is the wife just liked that name, and that's just like how it happened.

What I don't want to believe is that he specifically gave his daughter the name of a girl he hooked up with. Even if it is just the middle name. But why would he send the birth certificate? Maybe because he's just a dumb guy and is like, this is funny. Eh, yeah, I don't know. Do you really think a guy like gave his daughter

the name of a, like, do we really think that? What's his name from her and five did it? Yeah. I think it's the wife. He also cheated. He's also coming back. Just saw him doing a press tour. I got one of the weirder unhinged texts I've gotten from an ex. Not to this extent, but without context.

I mean, there's context after, but without context. He sends me a picture I'd never seen before of two feet on a passenger seat in blue little flip flops that are sandy from the beach. And upon further inspection, I zoom in, I'm like, oh my God, those are my feet from when I was 25 years old and we were dating. And then the text after that says, no better feet in the world.

Wow, wow. So he took this man, took a picture without me. Now I'm looking back, I'm like, my feet were always in his mouth. Oh! Yes, insane foot fetish. But you didn't know? Foot fetish thing wasn't like a talked about thing back then.

So cool the way you say it. Foot fetish? Yeah, I don't know what it is, like some kind of an accent or then. So cool the way you say it. But fetish? I don't know what it is, there's like some kind of an accent or something. There is, thank you, thanks Grace. It's fetish or something. It's very cool. You just kind of made her Russian.

I'm kind of like, yeah, see I can only do Irish. But now everyone's like, oh yeah, you're WikiFeet, whatever. That wasn't a thing in my early 20s. But he needed those pictures. He needed but he was- When you weren't around. And then 10 years later it's like remember your 25 year old feet?

Dude he's been scouring the internet trying to find a comparative foot. I swear to you. So on my wiki feed I was like there can't be more than 10 pictures of my feet. No there's thousands and I promise you it's him. My god yeah. It has to be right? Yes. And it's five stars. Is he. No, there's thousands. And I promise you it's him. My God, yeah. It has to be, right? Yes. And it's five stars.

Is he selling it? He's not. Five stars, nice. Thank you. I think it's like four, almost five, almost five. I'm just like you acting like it's so easy to believe that you had no idea it was a foot fetish just because you didn't talk about foot fetish.

It's like he was sucking on your feet all the time. But then it's like, that's something that some people do like your toes they suck on your toes. Upon looking back of course I'm like oh my god he wanted to fuck my feet. Yeah yeah there's a real thing you can buy and the only reason I know this is because I was on a two bros podcast yesterday, two fellas and you can buy I think they called it a of a janko You can you can they make these it's a real looking foot you can fuck the inside of the ankle of it It was on the two chains podcast. I mean the two chains like most expensive

Together like this no no it's not even two feet together like this. No, no, it's the fucking ankle of it all. Oh no, so this is just like some. But you can get the bottoms as you can see here with the slits. This is why we have to ban male comedy podcasts because this is the kinds of things that they talk about. See the bottom of the foot one is disturbing.

I might've brought it up. We were talking about sex dolls. You might be an investor. I think I swayed the conversation a little bit. You're an investor in the company. Okay. Here's your merch. Yeah, yeah.

It's a little pricey. You know, if you want custom. When I saw another one of the unhinged texts, and it was, I will leave her for you if you ever decide to come back. That sucks. That's so mean. That's a shitty dude all around. Yeah. That guy's gonna be dealing with that forever. I mean I'll take it where I can get it but like generally speaking terrible but I think that's romantic. Our videos are the only thing that gets me going. And he's in a relationship with someone else.

Well, to Esther's point, they always jerk off to past memories. Yeah. And we jerk off to future. It's almost pleasantly surprising because there's so much porn out there that I'm like, oh, that's actually kind of like old school. Yeah. Or something. I'd be so upset that he still had like stuff like old videos of me. Oh Not if someone you're with has old videos of their ex

I don't want my ex still like he should have deleted that shit. He probably hasn't oh my god. There's so many Wait, really? I have none. Oh my god. What have I done? Would you would you cut them down and edit them? No, Grace. Patreon? But when you break up with them... But pimples everything. Well, you know, that's wrong. That's you.

But when you break up, do you tell them, like, oh, can you just delete? Is that what I'm supposed to do? I should text them right now, hey, can you delete those videos? No one's gonna do that. Yeah, they'll be like yeah sure. Absolutely. Do you have does do you have exes that have video? Yeah I have a lot too. Wait wait but you remember the guy her first boyfriend as a revenge porn leaked it. I'm so sorry. Yeah the people in high school like saw everything, so. That's illegal.

It is illegal. That's child pornography. Yeah. Let's get him. Yes, get his ass. It's in the Philippines though, so I don't think. No, that's why I'm moving here. It doesn't.

No, not for kid porn, for just, for regular porn. Right, of course, of course. I'm gonna clear that up, Jesus Christ. Oof. So we found some Am I the Asshole questions. And she's asking, am I the asshole for making my sick husband clean up his vomit? Okay, my husband has been dealing with a stomach bug for some kind the last few days.

Vomiting, diarrhea, nausea, etc. I've been taking care of him and the house and kids by myself because of it, which is a lot of work with two under five no no no you clearly are not a mom let me tell you you have not a morsel of energy left when you have like just a baby why the asshole for refusing to change someone's baby's diaper? My wife and I have been married 10 plus years and have a few kids.

SIL? Sister-in-law. Oh, sister-in-law. And her husband had a baby two years ago. No major complaints. They just tend to ask for people to do stuff that I would think they do themselves. I say no.

I think it is so weird if you don't understand as the parent that you're the one changing the diaper. Like, unless there's like a nanny or like it's your mom or like you're the baby's father. Oh wait, are they family? Yes. Sister-in-law and husband. I still don't know. I wouldn't expect it. Why?

You're making faces. Yeah, because I think you think of in a very like nuclear family kind of way, like you come from like multiple generational like in a household. If my sister-in-law never offered to help with a baby and especially with things like, oh, like she's holding him and he had a blowout, and I'm somewhere else in the room, and she's like, here, change a diaper, instead of her doing it herself,

and she knows where diapers are. That's a little bit like, hey dude, we're family. Having a baby is hard. Could you? Damn, you're right. Could you just, you know, it's not that hard to change a diaper. I think it's a, it takes a village kind of thing.

Exactly, exactly, it's a village. You're a diaper. I think it's a it takes a village kind of thing. Exactly. Exactly. It's a village. You're just helping out. If you'd help out. My grandmother always said you expect from others what you'd expect from yourself. Yeah. So I would do that. So I would hope that they would also help. I think I think that's where it is. Like if I'm holding someone's baby and they'd be like, hey, where's the diaper? And let me do this.

It's not a big deal. I would do it without thinking. See, I- It's the same thing when I ask you like, oh, I can clean your dishes and stuff. I don't mind it. And you're like, no, it's okay. You don't have to do that.

I'm just doing it because I wanna help. I guess that if I, let's say I was holding one of your guys' babies and that baby made a poo poo, I feel like you wouldn't want me to change the baby's diaper, and it would be better for me to give the baby to the mother to do it, because that's what I would want, because I'd be like, I don't know.

Well, at least give him the choice. It's like, hey, I can do this for you. Like, let me do this for you. And she's like, no, no, no, I wanna do it because she's weird about you not cleaning the poop well or whatever. That's what I'm thinking. But no, otherwise just give her the choice. Okay.

But if they're just sitting around and never offering help, that's weird. Your baby stinks. Your baby has a big stinker going on. Aren't you gonna do something about that? Just playing with their nails. I draw the line, so it takes a village, right? But I draw the line at wiping grandpa's ass.

That's the line though. Would you help with that? Take shifts on that? You would? I didn't have any good ones, so I don't think I would do. Well, I loved my grandmother dearly. I would do my grandma actually. I wouldn't do...

My whole idea behind this is like at some point they changed mine. Yeah. Now it's my turn to change theirs. Oh yeah. It's like a life cycle thing. Yeah. Really. In our culture we don't have retirement homes. I don't care if they have dementia. They're running around like mad people in our household. We tie them up to some furniture but they're not leaving the house like we you know that's just a culture thing though. I don't know if that's better for the family it's probably pretty nuts. It's probably taxing but you know I'm with you now you've you've swayed me.

Yeah. Just cuz I didn't like my grandpas. Yeah I don't want to wipe anyone's ass if I don't like them. Yeah yeah. Did you have to wipe your dad's ass? Yes, of course. Yeah, I had to make him unsit on his balls many times. My dad was really old. I'm sorry. And so I would like prop him up in bed and he's like, I'm sitting on my balls. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.

So I would have to like, you know, pull him. Yeah, yeah. Damn. My pleasure. My pleasure. It was hard because that's a grown ass man and that's your dad and that's someone you've seen as someone strong and has always taken care of you. So-

You did not just say my pleasure. I didn't say my pleasure. It was a very, my dad started to lose his mind a little bit at the end. So he would, not with me, but with my sister, forget who she was. And then just like, when she would come into the room, he would call me and

he'd be like there's an intruder and my sister would be like it's me and then he would the most devastating yeah ever it's like when they forget your yeah but he didn't forget me just her and then he would like take his diaper off and try to like throw it at her but like it that's really sad. I know, you can laugh. But it's also, in hindsight, kind of funny. Kind of funny, yeah. Because if you don't laugh, you'll die. Exactly, you'll die. Yeah, it's like you have to find the humor

and things like that. But that is some trauma. For her, yeah. For you, woohoo! He knows who I am. But wiping your dad's ass is a young person. I look back at it now and it was honestly, it's an honor. My dad was my keeper and he took really good care of me as a baby.

Why wouldn't I do the same at the end of his life? 100%. Yeah. And I'm sorry for saying wiping your dad's ass. We should just say taking care of him. Yeah, I'm sorry. Wiping ass is just about, it's pretty accurate though. Do you feel that taking care of your dad prepared you

for your relationship with Bobby Lee? Yeah, 100%. Did you ever wipe Bobby's ass, to be honest? I've cleaned his shit, yeah. What does that mean? Because he would like shit on a paper plate in the back of the car in the middle of the one-on-one freeway.

I don't understand some of the things I hear. And then he would shit his pants, I'd be like, that's okay babe, let me just, it's okay, there's no shame. Let's wash it. Why did he have to shit on a plate in the car? He couldn't hold, he can't hold it? You know, he has bubble guts. Korean bubble guts.

Yeah, but that's okay. He still shits himself now and I would help him through it still. You schooled you saying that. And Jenna's cleaned his shit. Yeah. That's like, wait, that's a lot. Listen, I don't know Bobby. I think we, on this podcast, we a lot count on the fact that he'll never listen.

Yeah, don't worry about it. I mean, what have you cleaned of it? Like maggots. Yeah, maggots, everything. Also like, shit, because like, I don't know how he poos, but like- It gets everywhere, right? Yeah, it's everywhere. Like, just the toilet, and it's like so sticky. Sticky. Thanks, Jules. So I have to like- Really scrub. Really scrub it. So I have to like. Really scrub. Really scrub it.

And then when we broke up initially, the, he was like, Jules, can you come clean? And she went over there and it was like, the whole kitchen was like maggots. And she would send me pictures. Yeah. Yeah, so, jobless. We love ya.

On that note, Grace, thank you so much. Thanks for having me guys. This was great. Oh my god. I love you on that note grace. Thank you so much This was great So funny and so you're are you still on tour Oh, yeah, and you have a podcast a solo podcast. Yes, we interview comedians It seems like it's kind of yeah Well network I am yeah Girl network Yeah, that's kind of the vibe. Yeah, that's kind of the vibe. And you're on the Unwell Network. I am, yeah. If you guys ever wanna come on, I'd love to have you. We'd love to.

Okay, Hot Girl Network. I know Hot Girl Network. Do they talk about dirty things like us? Oh, with their shows? Like maggots and shit sitting on a paper plate. On my show? On your show. I'm trying to figure mine out right now.

It's like a late night talk show kind of vibe is the deal I said at a desk. Wait, I love that you have mine out right now. It's like a late-night talk talk show kind of vibe is like the deal I said at a desk. It's like wait. I love that you have a picture of Whitney. Yeah It's so funny I wanted to do was have like a bunch of headshots like it as if it was like like like the store Yeah, the seller yeah, and do they have them at the store now? Yeah the store they do. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and They were like yeah, that's cool. But like they're not all gonna fit. I'm like, the store now? Yeah the store they do yeah, oh yeah, and they were like yeah, that's cool But like they're not all gonna fit. I'm like can we try yeah, so that was just awkward It's just my first four guests are just behind me

It's like it's like a weird the one I was watching was just Whitney, and I was like I want to steal that idea It's so funny. I just want a picture of Whitney And I just started I started having everyone sign them now. I've all these things. They're like, yeah, they're not going to fit. I'm like, but I got signed headshots. Anywho. People need to check out your podcast. I saw you had Rosebud Baker on. We love her. Natasha, Whitney, all the good people. All those guys love Whitney.

And where can people find tickets to see you live? So you can follow me for continuity. It's all Grace K. O'Malley. What's your middle name? Catherine. tickets to see you live. Um, so you can follow me for continuity. It's all Grace K. O'Malley. Um, Catherine with a K. Yeah. Cute. Thank you.

And, uh, yeah, you can pop on that links always in that bio. You know how it goes. And, uh, yeah, that's, that's my, that's my spiel. You're a traditional girly. It's just right there in the bio. You guys thank you so much. Go see Grace live. She's so funny and we the bio. You guys, thank you so much. Ghosty Grace Live, she's so funny. And we'll see you next week with a brand new episode.

Oh yeah. Thank you so much. You're so funny. Oh. Oh.