Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Jiaoying Summers and Peter Kim are 2 Broken Asians

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

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I have a Zhao Ying curse. That's my grandma who died. She plays whoever crossed me dies in three years. Or getting brain tumor. It's worse than dying. Do not cross Jiao Ying summers. She's got a curse. It's not me.

It's a Chinese feng shui. You got feng shui. Hi, Slugs. I'm so excited that we officially have exclusive merch that is available only on our Patreon. If you're one of our beloved patron slugs, head over there, check it out. You will get exclusive access. You can sign up now and join us. And we have these really cute black Trash Tuesday hats.

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What's up? It's your boy, Peter Kim. I'm just coming on here to quickly say that my comedy special, Rice Piglet, is on YouTube. It's on my channel. You can go watch it. It's a great special to just grab someone you love and watch it together. Send it to your friends.

Send it to your enemies. Whatever. Get the numbers up, Sluggies. Love you. Bye. Six months. Six months. You look great.

It's so cute. It's so, it's so. It's so. much you're always tired right yeah your first one oh it's my it's my third one yeah okay cool yeah yeah yeah yeah i feel different because my first two my marriage was very abusive but i wasn't working i was a housewife i'm sitting around picking up but like don't do so it was easier not i'm a four-time slave like i'm running around yeah my fiance is nice my boy my husband's nice but i'm like i have to work which is hard.

Are you still technically the breadwinner? I think so. He didn't want me to say that, but that's the truth. There's nothing wrong with that, by the way. I think that, you know, my partner has a very big boy respectable job. But like, you know, it is hot and very, like, blue color and he's very well respected in his field. But, you know, Mama comes through. You're the breadwinner and you're home too?

I think that I still, I think make more than him. One, two, three, all three. Yes, yes. Yeah, I don't make dinner. I make money. I definitely do that. But how does this one feel like different like physically? Are you, are you just, does your body like go?

Oh, I remember this. Yeah, I think so. It's just, I'm older now too. So it's kind of not as easy, as exciting as it used to be. Yeah. Was it a surprise? I wasn't. We would want to have kids, but we were planning on trying it after six months.

And then just we try one time it works. I'm like, I have to keep it. It could be a boy, you know. You have two girls? I have a boy and a girl. Boy and a girl. Yeah. This one is half white.

My other two is pure Chinese. Like Chinese Chinese kids. This one's a favorite. I don't know. My mom's favorite because she's racist. But I like my first. You like your full Chinese kids? Yeah.

My son, he's a little Friday one week. So I like him. He needs a lot. My daughter is a savage. She's going to be okay. Okay. Yeah. You guys, you've seen her on our show before.

You've seen her on Tiger Belly. She is so funny. She's my favorite import from China. Everyone, Zhao Ying Summers. Hi. And of course. I'm picking up my shoes. Can I do that?

Yes, take it off. We're so comfy. And of course, I think that you're my favorite new sidekick and maybe we should have an offshoot because we talk too much together. We're going to get in trouble. But my favorite Bobby look alike. He's bad. Peter Kim. Bye.

Peter Kim. I love the hair. Thank you. I know. It's good hair. Asian hair. Wait, so tell me about your half-white baby. Because I mean, you know, I'm Asian.

You are Asian. So I think he's well-behaved. He's doing the best he can to make me like him. My morning sickness was three months. It was very bad. That was a hard part is because when I can't eat, I am slow. People think when you become skinny, you're hot and smart. No, you're dumb.

Do you feel like when you're pregnant, you get like powerful? People treat you better? When I was pregnant, I felt psychologically the best I ever felt. I think that's because my baseline is I have low blood pressure and I have pots. So the blood doesn't travel up to my brain fast enough when I'm not pregnant. When I'm pregnant, you have so much blood flow everywhere that I'm like, oh, I think this is how my brain is supposed to work normally. And I was like calm, chill, happy, like just on fire and very sharp.

I mean, I created a whole like business fully pregnant, you know. And then when I gave birth, I was like, oh, I'm back to being dumb again. I'm so dumb now. Like, I am, like, shocked by how dumb I am. Whoa. Yeah. I think the president of brink is going to stay for, like, two years. Oh.

Yeah, you get back in the game. I hope so. I hope so. I mean, I'm approaching, you know, that time, and I still feel a little dumb. But we'll see. You look stunning. Thank you. Thank you.

You always do. You know, I got paralyzed in my face when I gave birth, right? I didn't. How? Which part? This side. Oh my God, I got to say you guys fix this. But like two days after I gave birth, I was in the hospital,

and all of a sudden I thought I was having a stroke. And this whole side just, like, decided to, you know, fuck off. It's better now. It's better, but it's still lags. But it's good. It's my new face. You like it. Beautiful.

You guys like it. It's beautiful. Thank you. They always said you were two-faced. Harvey Dent, baby. But, yeah, I'm hoping your pregnancy is going well. Thank you. I think he's the congrats on your half-white baby.

Thank you. He's sweet. Yeah. I think so. You can tell already? I can tell. He's obedient. Obedient? Yeah. How do you know? I think my morning sickness got over faster with this one than the Chinese kids. I was very scared.

When I was on stage, I felt it wasn't fast enough because of my brain doesn't, it's not as sharp because I couldn't eat. I threw up every meal. So I'm starving. I was skinny, though. I call him baby Ozambic because I lost so much weight on him. Oh, fierce. Was throwing up. Then I started eat.

I start become a cow again. I love it. I just eat anything. Everything I eat, and I can use my brain again. So I'm happy. So this baby morning 60 was faster than the other two. The Chinese kids, I throw up until delivery room. That's what they did to me.

Hyperamysis gravidarium. HD. She's trying to tell me she's stump. She's things fucking snarky. GD. is a seasonal diabetes. No, hyperamesis is like vomiting from beginning to end. I have just digital diabetes with both of them.

Now I'm trying to monitor so I don't get. Yeah. Yeah. It's not easy. My sister-in-law had the same thing. Yeah, it's very hard. It's hard to be a mom. That's why mom's up.

And you're doing it again. I don't know why I did it. I just... You love that white guy so much? He's cute. I love him. But you gotta like really love someone to like put yourself through that, huh? I'm gay and I have a white partner.

I've been tested. You've been tested for what? For how much I love him. Oh, you're being tested. Yes. He's cute. He's a sweetheart. Yeah.

Yeah. He's a little. He's white. He's like a 100% white. Where from? Cleveland, Ohio, white. Oh, mine's from Minnesota. Oh, they are, those are white white, white walkers.

Really white. Yeah. He's sweet. He's easy to abuse. He's can. Yeah, mine too. They eat whatever you give them. Yes.

Yeah, they love it. Yeah, he's sweet. My first husband, I mean, my father of my other Chinese kids, he's Chinese. So I don't know. This boy, he just, he's very American. He, he, he tries to, he loves my culture. He used chopsticks. Yeah.

He likes spicy food. Is he trying to learn language? He's undulingo for a year now. Wow. I've been with my guy 10 years. He doesn't know anything yet. So you got a better one. The thing about him is that my daughter did not have a father.

I think I told Kalala about it that she was pissed because my ex, Chinese ex, would only pick up my son. My daughter would be like, Daddy, he'd be like, just looking like shit. She was two. She was like one and two. So she was traumatized. So my new man stabby in and he's the dad for Mark. Oh, I love that. He loves Margo.

She loves him. She doesn't understand why. She has a white dad. She didn't rethink it as her dad. Okay. And my son also love him. So he's like... Oh, wow.

You have all the kids? I have two. Yeah, I got the kids. He took the money. I took the kids because I don't believe in happiness. Which is why you're pregnant again. I know. Yeah.

I don't know. I just feel like kids are blessings. You know? Future blessings. Future. Future. When they are close to me, I know what's going on. When they don't live with me, I just, I don't know.

Yeah. How about they're getting bullied? How about they're getting fat? You know? Yeah. They can't tell them. Not in China. China, Japan.

I think it's healthy. At the workplace, if you're overweight, they give you a notice. Listen, you're overweight. There's resources. There's diet or there's exercise. It save you money. You might go, oh, you can't say that.

It's body shaving. Yeah, I know. Okay, you can suffer in your own. I don't give up. Can I ask you about something? We could cut this out if you don't want to talk about it. I just recently saw your video about the three

Kim to your... Oh, yes. Can we talk about that or no? Of course, sure. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah. Because I'm fascinated and I also, as a comic, I feel bad. But also, I want to preface this by saying, if it stresses you out in any way,

like to talk about it, we really don't have to. Oh, it's okay. I'm for a dumpster. This is just a Tuesday. Oh, okay. This is trash Tuesday. Yeah, we're putting pictures in trash. Okay, let's go.

Let's throw this in the bin. I'm so excited. Let's do this. What's going on? Can you explain? Okay. You guys know comedy, love comedy, do comedy, and you understand stand-up is art. And, you know, for open mics, I have one of the biggest open-mic comedy club in Los Angeles,

is Melrose called Hollywood Comedy. So normally, we have 10 hours per day, Mike. Every hour there's a mic going on. So the procedure is you sign up the day before, and you're unslotted. Every hour we have eight comics, and then one host. You five minutes, you rotate. So those are three influencers from Canada. They are called the Caligaris sisters.

Wait, they're Canadian? Canadian triplets. Triplets, right? They are fake triplets. They are actually 18, 24, 26. They are not. Oh, they're sisters? They pretend to be teenagers and they pretend to be triplets.

But are they sisters? They pretend to be teenagers. So they came to my club without signing up and they walked to the host. And they basically get us to fuck on. They have their phone filming everyone. they need doing the vlog so the my host is a little Japanese Mexican mixed the Suzy Brito he's he's like a short and small and cute he looked like a a labou his long hair he's cute like you want breastfeed him he's so cute and

sweet and but he's too young so he's like really nice if I was like get off get a fuck out you know but he he was like oh let me call my manager but then we can't fit him in there's no room they didn't sign up so he tried to get them in those girls got on stage, they're reading shit off their phone, cringy shit. They're reading pedophilia stuff. They're like,

guys like fucking fuck me more because I'm 12. I'm like, don't talk about your father that way. So they were like, then nobody laughed. Fuck you, fuck all of you.

It's on their camera. It's like a sketch. They are like cursing out everyone. Then they left. But they show that on their camera too. Oh yeah. Isn't that cringy on their blog? No, their fans are like

an eight year old, the 14 year of girls. That's what I was thinking to. I was like, it has to be that, like, it has to be that their fan base is like literally children, right? Yeah, yes. They also, like, kind of groom the kids because they are not 14. Those bitches are in their 20s. They're 20s.

Yeah, but they pretend they're like they talk like a little kid. Oh my God, J-mailed that world. I'm going to freak out. What's happening? Okay. It's hilarious. They got back to the car. The leader is like, we were sexually abused here.

We were harassed here. They think they are sexually harassed. Is that someone said they want to jerk off to them? That's like what a comic, like, rift on them afterwards? No, someone just said that, oh, there are three, because there are three girls and their husband. I don't know. They're sisters' wives.

I don't know. So walked in. The comedian on stage is like, oh, we finally have three attractive people walking. That's what he said. Oh. There's nothing. There's no abuse. But they're saying, they're saying my staff, my, uh, Barry, the little host guy was sexually harassing.

Well, they are cursing at him. He didn't do shit. So because of they said that to their fans, They said that we were mean to them. It's like a predator. The owner is a predator. Aren't you the owner? Yeah.

They don't know you. You weren't even there. You weren't even there. So they basically end up giving us thousands of one-star reviews on my Google and Yelp. Their followers are doing that. Other fans, yeah. Because they are telling them, they're being sexually harassed at my club. Because, you know.

Yeah. They're like, we didn't ask them to do. I think you lied, bitch. You fucking bitches. You lie about it. So now I got death threats every day. I got phone calls every day. Wait, can you sue?

I just don't have time I have money to do it I have money to do it but like if I go to court I have to cancel my tour because I have to go to court Can I go as you? I mean you can't

I'll put a little cat eye on Let's go You're perfect You're perfect though But anyway So there's death threats Ask me, Chink you should kill yourself And then they hacked my

My TikTok Chinket to Jeffrey XXXXXXXXXXX Wait wait are you talking about that What? What? The S-O-1 they know I think you have money to hacking my TikTok, changing my profile to Jeffrey Epstein.

I have three private jets. I'm like the only difference between me and Jeffrey Epstein is like I didn't kill myself. Oh my gosh. How did they hack into your Instagram? You could pay someone to do that. You can pay. Yeah, you can pay. Did you know that?

I mean, I believe everything now. No, actually my TikTok. My ex-boyfriends better watch out. Anyways, so we send a season, this is order to them and this isn't one back to me. What? They asked me to apologize. to them. The owner who wasn't even there, what did they exactly want to do?

Like a public apology? Yeah, public. That's how you know it's not real. Like whatever. Fuck off, bitches. Wow. Have you been able to ever just been like, hey, do you want to just like chat about this privately?

Because this is like out of control. My club manager, when they left, they post a video. She didn't know what happened. She didn't know how they behaved there. So she reached out like, oh, let me ask about your experiences. Maybe there's some comics that something you don't want. But they just ignored it. They just kept

They all they want is They want the video to be up They want the lives to be up They want the click and the bit The the clouds You know That's how they make money What are the strange world we live in

I'm so confused They really are making me sad about Canadians You know but I will tell you this You know my experience of being rinsed by the internet Is completely different But I do know firsthand How horrible it is To be singled out in this way

And like have the droves of people Just come after you and say things that are so untrue and, like, tell you to kill yourself. Like, it is so demoralizing. If you are a white dude, this would have never happened. No, it won't. It's so demoralizing, but I want to say, I told you this on the phone. It's like, like, if you can, if you can, you've already done what you needed to do.

Put your phone down and just take care of yourself and that baby, you know? Yeah, I think I'm good. The internet is just fucking nasty, man. And guys, go put on some, let's balance out some reviews for Hollywood comedy. Oh, yeah. If you're trapped to say then, let's help telling you. I know some good materials about those bitches. It's going to be good.

You're going to have a whole hour. I already have 10 minutes on it. I'm very excited. I'm doing tonight. I could already. I feel the like, you know, in Korean it's called Han. Yeah. You know, that energy that like.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm so good. I'm good. Tonight I'm going to run the jokes on them. I will say. I'm happy for you. Yeah, it's fun.

The Han. Yeah. I have a little bit of beef with the Han. I'm tired of like Korean. Did you see that? I got so upset. I am tired of Korean men defending the Han and thinking that it's just this internal thing. He's a Korean queen, though.

Yes. But do you know what I mean? Yeah. Are you going to defend the Han? I'm already defending because I have like a frog in my throat right now. I can't even talk. Calm down. Chill out.

She's asking a question. If you were straight, you would have already like beat like three of your wives. No, I agree that we do hide behind it. We should be going to therapy. Yeah. I just think that it is a quick shorthand for Asians because it's so widely known that this is a Korean male issue. Can you explain to the audience what the Han is? The Han is Chinese Han, right?

Han Dynasty. What is it? That's funny. Han is the feeling of a slow, bubbling. rage that comes from being abused over and over

and over and over again by China and Japan and Mongolia. Yeah, so it's a generational thing. Oh, I see. Because we're a little peninsula. We're like a little balsack

at the end of China. My beef with it is when someone is, you know, the Han comes out. Yeah. And it is pure destruction. But then it's like,

I'm sorry. This wasn't, me. This was the Han. This is my lineage that is speaking where I'm just like, no. I don't agree with that. I don't agree. Yeah, where I'm like, no, no, no. You don't get to act this way because you're Korean.

Like, this is crazy. We're accountable. But, you know, a little. It's a red zone, basically. Red zone, they black out in a rage. I'm just letting you know when you're dealing with a Korean man, there is a demon inside. So just always remember. It's like, you know, when you're dealing with a rich man, there's a pedophile inside.

Yeah. You're dealing with someone else. in there. Got it. Got it. Oh my God. That's so funny. Okay, that was my only beef with it.

But I did get defensive. I'm sorry for bringing that energy. It's okay. It's okay. I have a son. So I want him to be, have excuse to be an asshole. Do you have like Chinese rage? I think being a Chinese woman is you can't be angry.

Being angry is extremely unattractive. Right. I think in China, younger, stronger girls like me because they want to be more free. But most of the. the older Chinese stopsmen don't like me because they think I'm too angry, too

aggressive, too obnoxious, and I'm bringing shame to China. You can see on right note, the abuse I get on right note is the next level. Really? You are so ugly. You are so fat. Your skin's so dark. You look like a Filipino slave from Hong Kong. Damn, when they throw my people in there! I'm like, the Filipino

they are beauty queens. Hey, you know, what? That's so offensive to me. It's so offensive. I'm just like... Throw my people in there for no damn reason. Everything about the Filipinas, they are beauty queens. Like, they're big lips, the dark skin, they're all beauty standard. But in China, they want, they want you. No, you want bleached asshole skin.

In Korea, too. In Korea, too. It's so, what? They hate me so much. Like, they're just like, you're so ugly. You're not even dark. Who gave you a voice to talk? Let me see your.

Yeah. Kind of a little darker than you. Yeah. But for China, you're dark. For Chuck. I'm very dark. So they just, they tell me I'm ugly. I should shut up, but I'm bringing shame to Chinese women.

Oh, yeah. It's just so cute. I'm just like, you guys. That's what the Korean say about me What do they say? You're gay, you're loud, you're ugly You look like Bobby Lee All of it

It's the similar kind of thing They also say I'm like Bobby Lee too Well we do a little bit To me fair Zhao Ying does get those catches those strays once in a while Any Asian I think it's like cherry cola Zhao Ying any Asian

We all look at Bobby Lee Yeah If you have a face and you're Asian You look like Bobby Lee Yeah Who I think is extremely attractive By the way I dated for 10 years

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Yeah, the Wu-Tang clan. There is a, I growing up in New York, the Asians and the black. Americans, African Americans, whatever, had, mostly Jamaicans, had this, like, unity because there's a cultural sharing, like the rush hour and, like, the idea of, like, black and Asians coming together. Of course, you know, there is racism. Oh, yeah. But that's it everywhere.

Is everywhere? That's everywhere. You've never dated an Asian guy. I've dated a Asian guy. I feel like a Filipino would be very much into you. Filipino gays are hot. Filipinos are into me. Yeah.

But they never approach. I think it's because I'm bigger and I'm loud. They want you to approach. And that's why I think black guys like me because they're attracted to like bigger and loud. They like you to opinion yourself. Yeah. But like a Korean guy, you've never dated a Korean guy. No, and I don't think I should.

Why is a time? First of all, I'm partnered. I would never date. Yeah, I know that. But like, hypothetically. Hypothetically. It would be fire and fire. So that's just destruction.

The sex would be good. Yeah. and the travel like all like the oh yeah you know day to day yeah but like the fighting would

burn the house down I think so I think so I can't date a guy who is not calm my my saying is very zen he's he's calm yeah I also just have this

I you know it's an idea that circulates it's been circulating for a while but I kind of do agree with it in that like they say that the the biggest like a man hating bitch the one who's always like fuck dudes men ain't shit men ain't shit always have the best

boyfriends always have the best partners if you have a man hating woman which sometimes i can be i don't understand how you are a woman and you don't hate men yeah i just don't understand that but there are some honestly there and and it's not even i don't i don't hate a picmy i like feel for a pick me because i feel like at one point i was a picmy like in my early 20s and i think that all girls go through everyone goes through that era of pick me so i have a lot of like empathic like empathy for people who act very pick me. For someone like me who has so much like just unbridled rage towards like a gender sometimes, I won't put up with shit anymore.

So like I feel like so my bar is so extremely high. Yeah. You feel like that with your ex? Yes. I definitely. My bar is much higher now. Like I is easier for me to be miserable by myself than putting up is any bullshit. Yes.

I would cry. I'd rather be. Yeah. Honey. Yeah, in order for you to like disrupt this piece that's going on, like you better be fucking exceptional. I think it's because we were broken and we had to piece it back together ourselves. So it's like, oh, I don't need anyone else.

Yeah, I don't. Yeah. If you come in, you have to be bonus. I think so. You either have to add so much into my life or don't even like enter it at all. Like yeah, for sure. And I think it does come from the fact that like it was so humiliating for me. Like I love Bobby so much.

Right. He's one of my best friends. But that relationship was like so brutal when it ended. for me and it hurts so much that after that I was like oh it's just me and my cats and dogs like I truly was like I don't want to fucking be around any dude

don't you want to consider it that's the thing when we are broken like when we love someone we give them a piece of our heart that's it like I want to I don't want to be I want to give everything when I'm being someone because I'm so broken I feel like okay it's you and I against the world

I'll cook for you I'll buy you things I can't afford for myself I will bring peace to you I'll make sure I'll invest in your dreams. You know, like we'll do everything. And then when you end it, you're like, I don't want this anymore. I'd rather cry by myself.

Yeah. And so now when anyone is not worthy for you coming in, you're like, Hard wall. Yeah, bye. I can get good dicks if I want to. 100%. You just have to yell out of window.

Dick is cheap. Yeah. Dick is cheap. Piece is expensive. Very expensive. So girls set the bar very high. Yeah. Men and women set your bar high.

Yeah, and here's the thing, like, as a man hating man, I don't hate men. Clearly, I love them. Yeah. But I hate men as an idea. Me too. It's just not. You said it exactly how you said it is how I feel. Like, I love men enough to hate them.

You can't hate someone you don't actually love. Like, it's kind of this. But the hate is so strong because I'm like, you could be better as an idea. You know, like every man is obviously different. know, like we found new men after some destruction. So it's not impossible. It's not impossible. But it's more of like we allowed such a like low bar.

But then also I do this thing that I now kind of regret. Like I should stop doing this where I don't give him his flowers ever. I never say, babe, you're just the best I've ever had. I never. And then, but I'm on the phone with my sister. I'm like, oh my God, I'm so lucky. I hope he never leaves me. If he leaves me, I'll die.

Like I. Right. I say all of these amazing things about him, but to his face, I'm like, kind of a, like, cunt. Yeah, I need to. Same here. I think it's the Asian thing. Me too. I can't do it.

But I love him so much. Words of affirmation is like, I already start feeling like I'm going to throw up. I can't do it. Yeah, I just can't say it to him. He's like, you never appreciate me. You never do anything. I'm just like, you're here. And who do you want?

But you are here, though. My partner wants me to say, like, oh, good job. really did that. It's a white thing. They need it. Oh, it makes my skin crawl. Yeah. I'm like, I don't, you're not a dog.

I cooked for you. Yeah. What do you want? I cleaned. Yes. I'm literally like, I'm, I'm stuck in your cock right now. Yeah. This is what I do.

It's actually. My hair's messed up because of the calm. Exactly. Yeah. They just wanted to be like, good job. See like, say good job. You did great. You know, the lunch was great.

I'm like, yes. You give good dick, good steak. Yeah. Meat, meat, meat. Yeah. Those are the gold star babies. And here, Gold Star in a different way. I am that kind of baby.

So I never got affirmed with words when I was younger. Never. Never. But I crave it now. So if you don't tell me I'm doing a good job, I will like combust. I never crave. It's your white side. Really?

I never crave it. It's my white side? Oh my white side. It's your white side. I never crave words of affirmation. I do crave anonymous validation, which is why. Oh, my God. That's why I do comedy.

I think we need people to love us. Just the people, like all people to love us. Yeah. But I need strangers to love me. I have intimacy issues. I have, I love that. I don't like intimate with people I know. I have.

I don't like it. I really don't like it. I'm avoiding. Me too. My husband trying to fix, fix my avoidance. Whenever I am angry, I'm calling my divorce law. I'm like, okay.

You can have the house, you can have this, I'll make more money, you know, take this. You can have the white baby, but I'll see him half the time. You have a plan. He's like,

what? What? What? Can we just talk? What? I'd rather kill myself than talk. Yeah, exactly. I want to kill myself.

Yeah, I don't want to ever talk. I made very good insurance. There's money for you. You can get a younger version of people. Wait, are we talks? I think we are. I said, why are you so stupid? You can take the money

and find a younger version of me who don't talk back. This is a gift for you. Yeah, because I love you. That's why I'm giving you this. I'm going to erase myself. I'm not changing anything. I'm toxic.

I love it. Oh my gosh, we are toxic. It's too late. I tell my boyfriend on Tom. Like, it's too late for me to change. We just have to work around it. Yeah. My friend is here.

You stay, bitch. Yeah. You've done enough. The Korea War. I'm like a big tree. Like you just have to like, you know, build around it. Oh, or one little thing. I would have a mental breakdown.

I'll just be like, it's okay. you are bad off without me you can take the kids and I'll give you everything I'll die I'll go somewhere else I'll meditate I'll do something else

with my life you do you do this That's so funny I could never I could never talk to my partner like that Wait so you talk to She has the white in her

She has a gentle in her It's the gentle Stream running down her waterfall What can we do We try to be adjacent To the gentle But it's just not working

I think that I'm a cunt in other ways where it's just like when I want to fight I want to fight it through like you guys are avoided where I'm just like no like let's let's really kind of like get but no like I can never talk to anyone like that I love I could never what what like even say like I'm gonna divorce or this and that yeah bye I'm ready to burn a bridge at any moment really I'm ready to cut I'm ready I'm ready I'm so ready you're waiting right I'm just waiting right I'm just waiting I'm just waiting the shower and I just make up a whole argument. Yeah.

Yeah. Me too. And I scream. That I do. That I do. I'm fighting. But the way I, um, one of the things that I, if I say something really like cutting or mean and I say one thing, I feel so horrible.

And then like maybe later on that night, I'm like, do you ever think about leaving me? You wouldn't leave me, right? Oh my God. You wouldn't just up and leave. And then I'm, I'm that psychopath. No. That's, I feel like that's equally annoying. Yeah.

It's both toxic. I, I feel the same way as you, but I, I say different. I would like, and I, I say different. I'm like, and I said, so when you leave me, I'm prepared. Like when you leave me When I got When I got When you get to know me

For too well And you won't leave me I don't know Don't feel bad I'm prepared Yeah What if he's like Okay I'm glad you're prepared

And what if he calls your bluff And is like Okay cool I remember one time He called my bluff And then he won't sleep In the same room with me I came to with him

So just let's talk about it Then I want to vomit I have to throw up He's like What did you say Let's talk about it Like Is there any way we can fix it?

He's like Are you okay Should we call your therapist? I said she fired me. Yeah. And he was shocked. And then he felt me being so vulnerable and he felt so bad for me. And then he just like, I am sorry if you think I would ever leave you.

That was so cute. But I was actually scared a bit. Then he played me for a while, like five hours. He won't talk to me. So I just packed up. I said, I'm going to go. I'm going to go to work. He's like, where are going?

I said, uh, I'm going to go work. I'm going to go make some contents and you can take this car you know we'll figure it out you can go to this hotel I have I have credits you can stay there so I don't see much to sleep together is toxic yeah so that's just be separate I was actually ready because I'm always being abandoned my whole life so I prepare to be abundant yeah I mean I would be happy if you come back and beg me I'll be like go go back to him but like I don't want you're ready to go position to to beg no because I I I beg my mom, my dad, and all of the people I love to not abandon me.

So at this point, I finally, I can afford mortgage. So I just like, now I have pride. Yeah. At least there's food for me. I abandon you. Yeah. I'll just, I can eat, I can drink and I'm going to put my, I was thinking about, okay, that's got revenge body.

Yes. I want to go back to the gym. Uh-huh. So I had a whole plan. Yeah, I have a whole plan. So it's so sad to be in that position. Yeah. Like you just feel like you don't deserve.

You've already, like, crafted out the whole year's worth of, like, planning, basically. Yeah, for sure. In the shower and nothing's even happened. You haven't even fought him yet. No. You're like, I already know. I've already created an exit plan for every single relationship in my life. Wait, when was the last time you begged?

Through two days ago to my mom. What did, well, what did you? She is, I want to choose wisely because my family watches this show. Yeah. But I am with, on my. family side. So my mother is probably like your mother. Tiger mom. Tiger mom who is a martyr. So we'll never say anything. This is where we get it from. She doesn't talk. Has all of these expectations. And when you don't meet a single thing, it's like, how could you do this to me?

I do everything for you. And I sacrifice my life and you have given me nothing. And it's just this victim, victim victim and she's doing that currently and it is hard i'm like begging her to see it their way and be like you've never communicated that to them you should say something this is all in your head you're a psycho you know like i'm really like trying to be like mom please listen to yourself you're saying all these things about your family member that you made up and you haven't said a single thing to them. Yeah. And she will not seed.

She will not like admit. That's such a losing game. It's crazy because she's like blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, well, how would she know that could you just explain it to her? She's like, I don't care to explain it to her. It's like I don't even care if they don't, you know, she wants to be treated like an elder and like respected. But he doesn't have a Korean wife. she's Mexican.

So like, they don't have that culture. It's culturally different. So you have to tell him or her. There are some coaching involved for sure. Yeah. So she's like almost saying it to me so that I tell him like, hey, you should make sure mom feels like respected as an elder.

I really don't love this because I feel like my mom kind of does the same thing where she will plant the siege. He like circumvents. It's this like crazy 10-year plan. But she'll do it in a way that's just like, hey, do you know that so-and-so? And I'm like, I already know what you're doing. You're telling me to do something on your behalf.

And it's like, why can't you just go straight to the source and say how you feel? Because they're crazy. They're psychos. They're like, this is where we get it from. They expect to the respect. They expect everything. They don't want to do any communication.

But they also don't want to do the fixing themselves. So they make you the fixer. Yeah. And it's like my whole life I've been a fixer. And you know how exhausting and like draining that is for your mental. It's crazy. My white partner who was holding our half Mexican half Korean nephew Came over because me and my mom were speaking Korean

Yeah, and when we're speaking Korean, we're speaking in like Han voice We're like fighting Chinese like it sounds like fighting Yeah, you guys go from zero to 16 like 2.5 And he had to come over and he'd be like One time I told him But you do need a white guy in the room, huh? He's the referee Yeah, he's too softer

Yeah, he's the UN He's the Colet He's a loob Yeah Ease it in right Yeah oh my gosh Yeah that is really I think that you know

Begging like you talked about Just begging parents is I beg my mom It's the capillaries that it will burst In my face My eyes twitching Like I enjoy you when you beg her though She's like yeah

You want you did to me She enjoyed like when you are begging her Like mom please stop Yes you know what you did to me I would have a good life You ruin my life You look just like your father You could look like me

Yes, you could look at me And have a better Your husband will stay But no, no, no Just like him That's what he loves Yes, that's yeah You're a lady boy

May I say something Hell And that lady boy You look like lady boy But you don't have Long legs The little boys are tall And pretty

You're short and you're lady boy Yeah You're lady man Yeah My last begging session Was with my mom And it had to do with I don't beg anyone

About my mom Yeah When I was Truly When I was pregnant And about to give birth I was like I had like just a reckoning of like okay who's going to show up this like my grandma she's got

grandma right I'm like what version of her is going to be present for my son is it the version that I grew up with which was scary or is it this like evolved version so the last time I cried on my knees I was like please get some therapy please get some therapy please get some therapy and you know what she is on lexapro and when I tell you that she is an evolved woman woman, a present grandma, the kindest mother. Whoa. Like, it's almost as if the medication, like, unburdened her of everything. And she is just cooler-headed than me now.

It's just a medication or also therapy? I think it's a combination of her seeing my son for the first time, being a grandmother and taking it very seriously. And on top of that, the medication, I think, helps her not have the anxiety and OCD and the rumination, like the obsessive thought. So where she can just be herself. Also, you are making money. She's just being a grandma, be like, I don't have to go to work.

This is a beautiful child. Yeah, exactly. I think that... Exactly. I think when she was a mom, she was very stressed. She was very young. She was very, like, you know, poor. Like, there's a lot of things going on where I think that now she gets to redo it all over again.

He's a boy. In a clear way. A reset, bitch. I could, I would love that. Dude, Lexa Pro. I'm telling you, my mom, all of a sudden is being basketball. My mom would die before doing Lexapro. Yeah, she's my mom.

I have to literally. put weed gummy for her I did that too We got me I drugged her My mom can't sleep Now she can't sleep now

Oh you have to drug her She's like Yeah I drugged her She can't sleep I have to get Lexa Pro And like secretly Give it to my mom Like Bill Gates

Yeah Oh my God Is that what you did Oh Oh Yeah you didn't hear about this Bill Gates And Melinda Gates

It's the STVs He secretly got Goneria Oh that's right You know what The first time I ever heard of this Was not

This is such a fucking fucked up Old strategy There was a guy, he's no longer a friend of mine, but a friend of mine who was married, he had been married with two kids with his wife for a long time. He lived in San Francisco and then he went to Reno with his brothers and some friends and he fucked another woman, got Chlamydia. A prostitius. Went home. Yeah. I don't know, just a random girl, I think.

Reno has whorehouses. They do. Oh, yeah, they do. Went back home and had sex with his wife. And then obviously found out after he had sex with this wife that, oh, my. God, I am actually symptomatic and I have chlamydia. And he was a trainer at this time at the gym. And what he did was his wife who had just given birth to their kid was a little bit, you know, concerned about her body and putting on weight. And he gave her fake diet pills and said, hey, this just came down the pipe. Everyone's talking about this. You have to take it for a week and you're going to lose so much weight.

And it was in fact, mediation medication for chlamydia. And I was like, when I heard this, I was like. The number of women that are getting tricked by their men. I'm like, he went through the trouble of changing the label and everything. And I was like, this is fucking diabolical. That's not cheat. That's more crazy. That's crazy.

They want to be a scientist. I love. If that happened to me, I will, I will, he's dying. And nobody knows. I will kill him and nobody knows how he died. Have you mapped out how you would kill your husband? I have a Zhao Ying curse. That's my grandma who died.

She plays. Whoever crossed me dies in three years. What? like brain tumor, it's worse than dying. So is that the curse? Your grandma had that curse? Yeah, she had to protect me. These cavalry sisters, David are watching out.

Oh, they are going to, it's good. I mean, they also want me to die. I'm like, honey, I'm an Asian woman. I'll live all of you guys. Hello. Well, I'm 120. Yeah. Your grandson will be cleaning my poor and eating my ass.

Like, that's what I happen to you, bitches? Like, what the fuck I was talking about? Do not cross January summers. She's got a curse. Yeah, my grandma plays this. She's dying, so I can't really fix it. So it just, it just, yeah. You want to put me down?

So just watch out? Yeah, just watch out. Or be a good human. Easy. Yeah, you can fix it, be a good person. But if you refuse to, I don't, I can't help you. She's not liable. This is a legal statement.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's an extra big banana today. Oh, Excel. Ooh. These are massive. This is huge. Oh, this is like going to Bat Day at the Dodger Stadium. This is beautiful.

I love this. Wait, what is this on the, what is it say? Korean grocery stores are going viral, selling one banana per day packaging? Oh, is this that? Oh, God. Is this that? No, this is a good and gather. Can I eat it?

I'm hungry, no. Eat it. Oh, this. I've seen this before because it's a rightness thing. So that once you get to the green one, it's ripe. God, this is actually brilliant only because when you buy like a bunch or a bundle of bananas, it's always like either all green, right? They don't.

And you're like, by that time they do get ripe, you better hurry up and eat. I know. It always gets brown like a fucking giraffe by the time I get to the last one. I'm like, it's about, and sometimes I let it go so bad that it turns into alcohol. Well, then you just throw it in banana bread. Like the sugars are studying to. Like ferment? Yeah.

Oh, I go, I go. That's the most Korean thing I've ever done. That sounds? That's how fun. That's like the most Korean thing ever. That's the most Korean thing I've ever. Oh, my God. While talking about banana packaging.

Koreans do understand packaging though We are We're not afraid to fucking Get cute with shit We love getting cute for marketing sake Yeah I feel as though Like Koreans are ahead of So many things

Including cloning Cloning dogs What the fuck? Like the Barbara Streisand thing Yeah I think that Korea kind of like That's so crazy for me Because don't you not get the same dog You don't get the same dog

What is the point? I talked about this one time where like some lady, some lady was like, oh, I'm going to clone my priced bull. It was on this American life. It was a cow, but he was like, there's a price bull. It was like a beloved bull, but it was very sweet and docile. And when the bull died, this family was just like devastated. So they paid all this money to get the bull cloned. And bull 2.0 killed someone.

Yeah, it was very aggressive, completely different. And I don't know if they just got scammed. You know what I mean? Like, here's your clone. It's a crime against God. Of course it's aggressive. Yeah. It's not supposed to be here.

It got pulled out of a different timeline by fucking. If you saw a clone of yourself just on the street, how would you behave? Okay. So I fantasized about this for since I was like four years old. Yeah. Of being on a bus and being with another version of myself watching myself. watching myself on the bus. Have you guys done that?

Am I crazy? Do you do that? We all do that, right? It's a normal thing we all do. Not on a bus. I'm a private jet maybe even. A private jet. You're like, oh.

No, on the MTA? Why not? You're like, I'm not a bus. It didn't click in her head. I grew up poor. I grew up poor, sorry. Me too, but I don't want to go back. Don't take me there.

But I have fantasized about like being watched by me. And then what's happening when you're watching are you acknowledging you? No. When you're having sex? Do you watch yourself?

Oh God. I judge yourself. Never. I don't even look in the mirror. I try not to imagine myself either. I can't even watch myself doing a show. I can't.

I have to look at myself listening to audio try to review my performance. I can't. I'm cutting my own half hour right now and I'm like, every single time. I can't.

It's so bad. That's why people hate me. I sound like this. You do sound like that. Yeah. That's why they hate me. You know, I've only seen you.

seen you through social media till today and I was like I hope she's not sounding exactly like that yeah I do it's normally I got recognized on the flight you're like I know exactly that sound like can't mistake it I'm like that does not sound like I'm compliment it's a brand that's what my husband left like stop talking about it I don't know something about my voice yeah it's extremely annoying would you be kind to yourself to your clone if you saw him on a plane a clone I'll abuse her so hard a clone I would yeah you would would just turn her into your slave.

I'll abuse her, yeah. I'll tell her you doing shit. You're like, I don't need therapy. I just need someone else to have hurt. You need a veneer, bitch. You lose weight. Yeah. Your hair is weak.

So you wouldn't like hug her and like get to know her or be friends? No, I would try to kill him. Really? There could only be why. It's Highlander rules for me. I love Highlander. It's ungodly for another me to be alive. I just don't think that's...

But don't you think that there is someone out there with almost the exact prototype of you because I do believe... Like the same life experience, the whole thing? More like, you know, I do believe like there are maybe 85 prototypes of human beings and you fall under one of them. And some of those prototypes have millions

of people. Some have like four or five. Like Bobby, I don't, I think that there are only maybe three other Bobby Lees in the world. There's one here. The other one's right there. We're all here. You can't escape us. We're surrounding also with you.

But, You know what I mean? Where it's like I feel like I fall under a pretty average prototype of like, I think there are many girls like me, not with the same lived experiences, but who kind of move about, slide around in the same way. Like life the same way. Yeah. And almost with the same face, the wide shoulders. Like I've seen a version of me out there in the world before and I'm like, I see some resemblance. I will say I don't see a lot of me.

Really? I do not. I try to look for me. Yeah. Do you see a lot of you? No. I don't see a lot. I really do want a colon of me, though,

so I can abuse her because my daughter had to love her. I have to give her unconditional love. Does she look like you? She's, she looked at me. She's prettier. She looked like me.

We are like, she's like little mini of me. Is there any part of you that, like, is jealous of her? I'm jealous that she's, she's just, she's me with no trauma. Like she just got all the love.

You sound mad. I'm angry. She, she can find her own white man, but. She gets to have a white dad. Yeah, her dad loves her. She thinks she's cute. Everything she does is cute.

Yeah, she's not going to go abused. Her white grandpa loves her. Nobody abused her. She's also popular in school. Everyone wants to be her friend. Okay. She's an Asian kid in Texas right now. I want to be her, I want her life.

That's why, like, I want another Zhao Ying. I can just like a you in shit. I can make her great from abusing her. This is why she can be great from getting love. You want unconditional hate. Yeah, I just want her to know she in shit. I want to see you. She can be like a weapon to mine.

She can just like, can send her to do things for me. She'll be like a disciplined. I want us to pitch a show. I know. This as a show. Yeah. Where you find that Zhao Yang,

they're like, finally someone I could fucking be mean to. Yes, I can just make her so great. And then everyone else in your life, you have to be really lovable. And I'm pretty sure she's going to be better than my daughter. Because she's with discipline.

My daughter would be like that. Yeah. My daughter is cute though. Yeah. She is cute. She is just like me. She's five. Five with no trauma.

You know trauma? She's so confident. First time she met my father-in-law, she's like, Don't you think I'm so adorable? Wow. She was for her. Yeah, he can't believe it.

It's so cute. Oh, that's so cute. She's also a photographic memory. She remembers everything. She's so smart. Wow. She's like, people just like me so much. I'm just so popular.

I didn't try. It just happens. What's her name? Margo, Magnolia. Like the flower for someone. Margo Magnolia. It's her name Margo. Star.

Mark. She's a little cutie. Last name of Summers? Yeah. She's cute. She loves her dad. My dad has blue eyes. I have chocolate eyes, like black diamonds. She just thinks she's so cute.

She's like, I'm just so pretty. And she's like, do you tell her or no? I don't. I try to stop her from this, but she can't. She goes, Mommy, you are like me, but you are older. I'm fresh. She speaks to truth. Yeah, I'm fresh and I'm just so pretty.

Wow. Yeah. You try to stop her for being comfort. but you can't stop her I can't stop her then she just look like she's like it's okay mommy people get old but you know what this is a testament to your parenting you gave her yeah so much love that she was like her internal dialogue is only that yeah is like her internal dialogue is the way you spoke to her which is like I love myself I'm amazing yeah yeah yeah that's sweet do you think that's true what they say about your yes

inner child or your like judges what do they call it the judgment the voice is your mom's voice. Yes. Your parents' voice. A hundred percent. Three or five, something like that. It's not even, like, my internal dialogue is how my aunties and my mom

spoke about other people. Because I was privy to like the shit talking that they would do where it was like, look at her legs are too short or look at this and look at that. You internalize that? I internalized that for myself. Then I was like hypercritical of my body. So I do believe that because even when I,

I subconsciously absorbed that inner dialogue without even knowing it. It wasn't until I was in therapy. I'm like, why do I talk about myself like this? I'm like, this is seriously specific to how they spoke about other people. So I'm like, oh, yeah. 100%. Yeah. Hate that.

Do you not believe that? No, I do believe that. Yeah. That's why I beg my mom because I'm like, oh, my God, it's like my inner voice and an outer voice clashing. And I'm about to fucking end it all. Yeah. I'm about to throw up just thinking about it.

It's a war every day. Every day, right? And I don't have that much time with my mom. Does she live here or China? I moved her from China to here. So she lives as us. She's helping visit kids. How is she with you?

We just bought a house in Austin. So we moved in December 30th. So it's new. She still hate me. Okay. But she's like, she's like, she's like, you should live long. You're my money tree. Oh.

That's like. The best way Asian mom can tell you. That's a little better. Yeah, that's actually quite kind. A little better. That's like sweet for that, you know, older Asian standards. She's like, also, she's like, you have to control your temper because you're going to get older and your husband is going to leave you. He's useful. He can make food and he loves the kids. This is very good.

Have a kind of man is very important. So you better. When she sees someone's useful, she's in love with them. I say, you love him now. You think he's useful. She goes, unfortunately, he's useful. What can I do? You are, you are not.

Yeah. I love those backhanded compliments because they really come from like she probably really believes that like he's a good guy because that right there is like the highest form. Unfortunately, he's useful. I guess we'll keep him means like she must really like him. I know. He's so crazy. Yeah. I'm now thinking that maybe I've been talking shit about my mom.

When I hear you guys talk about your parents, I'm like, damn, my mom's actually okay. Here I was just like my eyes twitching going on. Look at it. It's actively happening. we're having dinner tomorrow. Oh. Me, her, my brother, his baby mama, her parents, my hubby, like we're all doing it together. And you and you guys are, you're basically forced to act as like this bridge, right?

And this is like tricky because you are a part of, you understand both sides like intimately. I'm sure even though you're on my brother's side. I know that you are, but it's like you understand like how older Asians like demand like that, respect and want to be seen as that elder it's so like ingrain and we're like americanized so like we don't we communicate like this yeah we talk to each other and we don't like have this type of like you know my brother doesn't call me young yeah he calls me peter yeah you know do i want to slap him yes but also it's like could you say to your mom like hey you did like we acclimated and you you you raised us in the u.s where like they want the kids

and eat it too you know yeah they're like oh we want you to be Americanized so that you can succeed but we want you to be Korean in value I love that it's crazy because at one of my show the friend wrote this gay boy he's Malaysian he said that his mom refused to acknowledge his husband is his husband and she wanted him to be a PhD which he is also have a beautiful wife and she said my mom wanted the horse to be a good horse want the horse to run fast also don't want the horse to eat any grass

she won all of the ass like you don't eat but you got to perform and do well and I don't want to feed you you should not be eating no crying don't cry it's like you just like you want the impossible yeah it's not so funny and American and the same time like it's not successful but not gay not gay and also like don't have any trauma and don't complain don't talk to me about my stuff no it's crazy there are some things of like the older generation even if like you're acclimated to America there are some things that

Asian values that are non-negotiables for me and I don't care what color you are if you let's name them let's name them for me number one number one and will always be number one if you don't take your shoes off at the door I was just about to say that's number one I don't care what culture you're from if you're tracking fucking germs into my space you're a fucking heathen

no also don't wear your airport jeans inside the blanket no outside clothes No outside clothes. And I'm so disgust. My husband's so OCD. He would walk around our house. He will vacuum it and he will wear the fucking...

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? No. Take those off. There's some... Jeffrey Epstein's poop is right here. Right here. Same terminal. Yeah.

You don't understand. I can't. They don't get it. They go, but why? I don't understand. And it's the whole... Outside stuff, inside stuff. You know, it's not even like airated like this.

Denim holds in farts. Denim holds in things. Why are you in my bed rolling? around like, yeah, go jeans. Take it off. No, take it off. Please, dear God.

Take a shower. That's disgusting. What else? What else is there? That's number one. I'm glad that we're all in green. Yes. I was saying nursing home for parents is kind of not okay.

Wait, I have a... You have to bring your parents in. Bring them in and a slave away and afford an in-house nurse or something. Figure out the brother and sister has to come up with expenses. I agree with that. I think that's missing in America. Okay, so I actually, normally before I had a baby, I would absolutely, agree with us. I'm like, no, I, multi-generational home. Grandma was with us in the house. My

Lola was in us in the house with us. When I had a baby, though, I am so afraid of, because I know how like dementia works. Like, I know how like hard it is to live with someone who's completely just on a different planet, right? And it is so taxing that if my son, because I'm, I had a baby at 40 decided that. So if my brain starts to go, I am going to give full freedom to my son to be like, I want you to live your life without the burden of me, like full permission to not bring me into his home. That's different though. But I mean, it's inevitable that you do you do have to hit, you do hit some level of senility

when you're older, right? So it's like. Yeah, yeah. But as long as you're not there, I think you should figure it out and with your parents. Like I think that's such a sad thing that happens in America. I do, I do think that. Like I could never think of ever. sending my mom my mom is coming home with me but it's like bye once they're still healthy

yeah yeah yeah yeah that's weird okay that's a third one bring our bring your parents back home with you if unless it you know things are really hard just stick through it like they're gonna die soon like i know i was also yeah that's it's like yeah this idea like like i remember thinking like it was a very full circle moment from you when i was changing my dad's diaper and i'm like oh he changed mine once upon a time like what is this is no big deal It's just, you know, you come around And now It's like full arc, right?

Would you give your mom a sponge bath? Yeah Yeah I will slowly away I do her feet I cut her nails And why? Because you're like

Later she can't complain about it No, it's for the karma Because if the next You're two parents The more money you make So I got on my knees I do I like I

I like I Same is going You wipe her shit Well she's She's very fast And the healthy She's only 52 No I'm saying would you

I will Your mom's so young. She's so young. 53, I think. 53? Yeah, like, you have to commit. Like, when you are... Your mom's 53?

That's almost as old as I have. You look young. Oh, my God. So she's still very young. She's going to abuse me for a very long time. Oh. So I would... She's living for a while.

I would sleep for her because it's good for the Feng Shri. I can make more money if I'm nice to her. There you go. Not because I want you. But I just like, I know how it works. Yeah. You're such a business woman. Yeah, I just all.

Like, like, if you give a blow job. If you're going to give it, you give it all the way. Yeah, down to the base. When you abuse him or like when he leave you, he knows that you are the best. Because you don't be like, don't do it. Don't suck it. Or just like it just like put on me on your knees. Just like it.

I don't agree. I don't agree. Yeah. I do it with this day. And I want him to know that I'm not here for like, oh. Oh, really? No, I don't. My blow jobs are so mid.

Oh, no. Because I think I put in so much effort when I was. Send them to me. I will make sure he will never forget what a mouth feels like. Oh, with me. Kind of like every blow job I give it's like it's gonna be your lap Yeah yeah yeah you better believe it not me it's more like they come out of it It's small so I have to try extra to get it up yeah we wait wait we use this to

To balance all toxic Wow you guys really I think it's my I'm have only half Asian yeah that's probably where the lack of effort comes on Honestly like if you were to ask like a guy today he'd be like yeah take it or leave it Do you think white girls are not into like blow jobs? No I think it I think they are it's just more of like you guys are like all about completion and absolutes. Yeah. I want him to be like, my life is worth living.

Or I don't do it. Or like I'm going to, I'm working on a clip. I'm writing right now. Or if I'm doing it, I'm like, okay, I'm going to slave away. I'm going to go up on knees. I'm put on music.

Wear some slot outfit. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I'm going to make sure he forgets to do the dishes. You're going to be like, oh, yeah. It's because it is very, like all or nothing in that way.

Yeah, it's just Yeah. We're too Asian. We're too broken. We're two broken Asians. I'm therapist. I live in the gray. I live in like mid blowjob world.

Oh no. Yeah. Just like, was that okay? Yeah. Okay. Good. That's good enough for me. Sure.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Well. She's in the heating era. Yeah. That sounds like you have more self-esteem. You heal the dick.

We break it. I'm healed. I don't need to give good blow jobs anymore. I feel like I have like a vindictive way of giving a blowjob where after you have this blowjob you're always going to think about this blow job I see and then you forgave what I said

what I did and how much I spent yes yeah I never want to be someone's like best like sex they ever had there's something about blowing a guy's mind through his come yeah

that it feels like powerful yeah you just have to be very into it that's the Well, we put on a show. Yeah, it's a show. You have to make sure he knows that his dick is the best dick in the world. In the world?

He can never get this anywhere. I don't have therapy, but I know how to suck a dick. Me too. I just know. You have to make sure. That's how I've been surviving all this time, almost 53.

Yes, when he knows he's special, he feels special. He treated special. When you abuse him, he didn't leave. No. If you abuse, I think he'll abuse you. This is the memory of the dick sucking. Yeah. Just place the tape.

Displace. I think straight men specifically, or just men in general, I feel like have a simpler, like, on off of like, I'm turned on, I'm into this. I can't think of anything but this and then off. Yeah. Whereas, like, I don't know, it sounds like for women, it's more like, and I'm guilty of that too. Like, I'm very hot cold with sex.

I don't have a lot of like middle ground. Yeah, that's why I also cannot be a lesbian. I'll be buying everything. Oh. Really? Yeah. Buying everything. Yeah.

I will have too. I'm. If you are a lesbian, would you be the one to get, want to get them off? No. Similarly. No, I want them to get me off. Okay. I'm paying shit.

But it's so, so sexist. Now my woman, I'm still paying shit, but I. But someone has to be. He's also paying with, yeah. With his dick? He's dig, but he also brought money to the house too. That's important. Yes.

He's a provider too. He just, he just, he just a calm. I forgot he provides. He's from Iowa? No, he's from a Cleveland. Cleveland, Ohio. But he's a Tesla guy. So he has Tesla money.

Like tech guy? Tesla. Like he has funds. He has stock. Oh, great. So he has Tesla money, but because he's so calm, like, when I say country shit, he just like, I'm sorry you feel this way. I forgot he, he bring money.

Oh, wow. Because, you know, Asian men like, shut up. Yeah. Who's paying for the house? Yeah, yeah. But like white guys are like, I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. Like I just, we'll heal you.

And I'm like, you did something. You've been cheating on me. Something's up. Yeah. Why are you being so nice? Yeah. Yeah. Also, I think like if you are in love with me, you fucked up.

Something's wrong with you and you are not as good as you think you are. You kill someone. You kill someone. If you are good, you would do better than me. I'm always doing a background check on my name. Exactly. I'm like if you are with me because I have a low self-esteem. Something is fucked up as you.

Like something's wrong with you. Some things wired off. So you deserve this life. So I feel less guilty from being a business. But did you meet him after you started making money or before? After. I still have a lot of steam Money didn't fix it

Did not fix myself's theme Oh my god What am I doing? I don't know what's wrong with us We're never It was like the unfixables He was very hot And I just thought he's a catch

And slowly I just He raised his heart I'm like he's just good looking Whatever He's with me He can't do better He can't be Yeah he's not that special

He's tainted Yeah he's something's wrong with him Right Broken too Yeah he's broken I've talked about this with Esther When your partner talks about their exes Do you want them to talk shit?

It's so hard For me it's a red flag If a guy obviously that I'm dating Is constantly talking shit about their exes I'm like okay if all your exes are crazy You're actually the comment on your exes I don't want you to talk about them at all At all

I think he's a virgin His mom delivered from her pussy to my pussy That's it There's nothing in the middle You came from her pussy now you're in my pussy That's it I don't want to know you're a virgin I don't want to know.

So you don't want to know anything. I don't want to know, but thank God he's a sweet guy. He didn't talk shit about his exes, but I just want to make sure. Whenever he's like, oh, she was very pretty. I'll be like, I want to see her face. I don't see her face. Show me. Then I'm like, she doesn't have a chain.

I just, I wanted to, because I hate myself, I'm like, she, she's, she's at least as ugly as me. You don't, you don't, I don't deserve someone who's hot, you know? I don't, I won't allow you, but then I was to look at the girls because I'm so critical with myself. I'll be like, yeah, she's running Canyon 6, you know, it's fine. Running Canyon 6? Yeah.

Okay. Kansas 8. Exactly. Like, yeah. We're all ugly. Yes. Fuck you. So he just, he's sweet.

We're all ugly. He's so funny. We're all ugly. Fuck you. He has a type. Yeah. I just, he apparently just, the, don't see shit about the X. I'm a little different because my guy, he dated also women.

Oh, that's right. I do remember that. That's interesting. Yeah. So like. You want to be hot or you're going to be offended. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I would like, I better be. Would you be upset if all of your, uh, if your partners, all of his exes were Asian? I will be very upset. I'm not the first Asian. I'm the first Asian too. Yeah. I'm in his first Asian.

I had to be. He had all non-Asian girlfriends. Would I have been a deal breaker for you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was think he's with me because I look chinky. Yeah.

anything about me. Yeah. You would think that he was like, oh, he has a fetish. Because when they have fetish, you can look on the feet. They'll think you're hot. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

It could just be holes and knees. Yes, exactly. I'm serious. It's just that accent. Yeah, the accent. I just think fetish guys are, like. Crazy. Okay, now what about if either of your exes

were to say this? You know, so-and-so, he or she was really funny. one of the funniest people I've ever met I think that's worse yeah yes yeah that would have to kill

I don't want to hear someone had a good personality I don't want to have a good personality Oh they gave a good speech what No I gave a speech at that one wedding Oh it's so funny Oh she had a really good show What what do you mean show If he dated another comedian

That's a redder flag than Asian No No, no, no. To me, that's... I'm already getting angry. I know. I was like, wait a... Take a sip of water.

I just see the hon coming out. Take a sip of water. No. Also, I don't like when he say someone else is not funny but funny. Like, when someone's not funny, he's like, oh, Blan Blah is so funny. When his taste, he doesn't have tasting comedy, I'm like, you don't deserve a blowjob. No. You're weak.

No, you can't. I want you have good taste. Good taste. Disney music and comedy. Music and comedy. Art. Music is important. Yeah.

I have a different take on this. I thought for a really long time that I wanted someone to match my sensibilities in like pop culture, music, all of these things. But like I think that I was too busy trying to look for this that I would prioritize that over the feeling of like safety and calm and kind. So I would overshadow like my own like needs. And so like when I met my partner, he really is just like salt of. the earth. No, he doesn't know all my pop culture references. In fact, like, he's kind of like a dad.

We're the same age, but he is so much like older than me in many ways. I don't think references. It's more taste. Like if you, if you and he are presented the same piece of art slash music slash food or whatever, that your taste is aligned. Oh, yeah. That you're not going, I love it. I hate it. You know, it's like that doesn't work. I'm Amy Winehouse. He's Justin Bieber. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. can't. Yeah. You're right.

So like one of my favorite movies ever is a Christopher guest, Best in Show. Love it. If he doesn't laugh from beginning to end of that movie, I think it would bother me. Thankfully, thankfully, we do have like, you know, funny is funny. Yeah. But like there are some things I feel like he's so much more. He lives in the real world. I think I've been living in Peter Paneland for so long that like I'm so glad that the person I'm

with is living like outside of this. Yeah. Yeah, he's touching grass. Yeah, he's touching grass every day. You know, he's like tethered to real life. So, like, I don't mind that he's a little bit of an old dad. Yeah, old dad is good. Yeah.

I love an old dad. Mine is like just a dad. He loves playing Pokemon with the kids, make food for them, taking them to play and just do all things. He's a good stepdad. He's an amazing stepdad. Oh, my God. Their dad don't exist because he's not in the picture. So he's the only dad they know.

He teaches my son how to be a real man, how to build Lego. He gave Margo confidence and be there for her. In the morning, they have their morning squeeze when we come home from the tour. My daughter saw me, she's like, Daddy, she pushed me away. He's like, I'm jealous. I'm not jealous. I never had a dad. Now she has a dad.

I don't own her shit. I'm happy. I'm going to go work. Yeah, you chose well too. How did you find him? I called him in Austin. You had to import them. What do you mean you called him in Austin?

I trapped him. I was thinking about it. It's been two years. I don't get dick, and I need to find a father for my kids. Okay. So I need to find a man, a good man. Uh-huh. So.

You did research? I saw him. I think he was cute because in Chinese culture, you have to marry a pretty man because good looking enough for your heart so you can live longer. Okay. Fung Shui is like a beauty. You look at beauty. You live longer.

Yeah. You want to live. Yeah. I want him to look good. Okay. Because now I can afford, I can afford to be single. I don't care. I want him to be.

So he just, we met and I just want to fuck him. I want to, and then I did fuck him. I'm like, okay, I ruined it. He would never see me again. And then I went back there in October. We started dating and I said, I don't do long distance. I want to see if you can put up with me. If you can suffer me, I don't want to waste two years.

Like, seeing you three times. You think I'm something good. And you know, spend the time with me, you freak out. You wanted him to see you on mask completely. So I invited him to tour with me in Canada. So we did a five city in one week. That's how you really find that. He saw that I'm a real con.

He stayed. I'm like, it's your decision now. Something is wrong with you. You choose. You choose. suffer don't complain later so then in December he come to my house I'm like I don't want to talk about this but I'm under house arrest my second DOI so there's an ankle alert just you're gonna take me to prison but you know I won't really go

there but I'm gonna check in and do forms and come out you are going to do that it's like a two weeks of dating like sure and he did that he met my kids and then we just we probably spent a 10 days apart again two years wow he's still here so I'm like you are still here okay so far so good so far so good That's all we can ask for. I think that's a perfect way to do it. It's like, I love that you said,

you know, I don't want him to think I'm something great. Yes. He sees me every once in a while. So he sees me and like, you know, it's just rose-colored glasses need to come off almost immediately. Because I need to know that you accept this.

Exactly. This is a whole crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the safety. That's where it's like you can handle, you know,

me at my worst, you know. That's exactly it. Also, he proposed to me at the chairman's head in Hawaii. Oh, I love China. That's so perfect.

China man's hat. It's an island. It's an island. Look like a China man's hat. It looks like a China man's hat. They call it China Man's hat. I mean it's kind of racist. It is a little.

Yeah. He's like, or Pearl Harbor, which one? I'm like, let's look China Man's hat. That's good Chinaman's hat. Yeah, I'm proud to be Chinese. Yeah. He's so cute.

That's sweet. That's where he proposed to you. That's so sweet. That's a China Man's hat. Yeah. It looked like the bamboo hat. thing. Oh, like a rice paddy hat? Yeah. For me, this says a lot about me. It really gives me more like a wizard's hat, like a gray wizard's hat. Yeah. You guys, thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you,

Jiao Ying. Where can we find you? Uh, Jiao Ying summers everywhere. Jailyingcom is where my tour is? And oh yeah, Peter, where can we find you? I feel here every week with me. Thank you. I'm Peter Kim. Come find me on YouTube. I'm going to be releasing my, uh, half hour. I'm editing myself. I feel shitty. Please watch it. And we'll see you guys next week.