Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Lea’h Sampson & Tia Jenna Go Wild

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

#skimspartner BTS, BONUS CONTENT AND MORE! Only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TrashTuesdayPodcast    Trash Tuesday LIVE! January 28th at the Comedy Store. Tickets on sale now! https://www.showclix.com/event/trash-tuesday-2026-january We’re back from the Pity Party, and things are getting naughty in the NEW STUDIO with Lea'h Sampson (Why Women Should Be President) and our very own Tia Jenna! We're christening the new studio by flashing each other and kicking off the Christmas season with "Naughty or Nice". That’s right. We’re reading your comments!! We’re diving into Jenna’s feet lore, Lea'h going wigless in the sheets, Khalyla’s late-girl era, and a very important PSA for the people in the back: ESTHER. IS. HOT. Esther LIVE! December 12 https://www.showclix.com/event/esther-povitsky-december12th MORE JENNA: https://www.instagram.com/jennajewmenez/Use Code: Trash https://www.bytiajenna.com/ MORE Lea’h: https://www.instagram.com/officialleahsampson/ Thank you to out sponsors: perfect gifts for everyone on your list - the SKIMS Holiday Shop is now open https://www.skims.com/trashtuesday This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at www.betterhelp.com/TRASHTUESDAY and get on your way to being your best self. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/9vos470a #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. *Listen to Esther's New Solo Pod!* https://www.esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com*Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop* https://www.ebboceanclub.com/for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products! FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesdayTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday MORE ESTHER:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonsterInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/ MORE KHALYLA:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A  PRODUCTION:Studio Ten42: https://www.instagram.com/studioten42/Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/Arielle Jade (Editor): https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/Elisa Hernandez Kohler: https://www.instagram.com/ellie.lianna/Megan Clements:  https://www.instagram.com/egggymeg/

These women are so sloppy, no bras, no bras. Wait, please keep going. These women are so sloppy, no bras nor makeup. A hole in the crotch of Kalila's pants. I kind of like it, though. In a world where women are always expected to look beautiful and dolled up, that leave women be free. It's refreshing, liberating.

What? Wait. Wait, whoa. Hold on. They just turned around. You turned around. I think this is a compliment. Okay, Kalila, we have a huge announcement to make.

I can't believe I said yes to this. I can't believe you did either. I texted you at the exact right time. It is booked. It is on. It is happening. I can't back out. You guys, we're doing a live show.

Tickets are on sale. It is too late to change your mind. It's too late to back out. Yeah, I'm doing this. Los Angeles. We are doing our first live show in so many years. and I have been foaming at the mouth. We are so excited.

I mean, Kalila's not, but she always acts that way and then it ends up being so fun. But listen, it's going to be my first night out ever since having a baby. You're right. That is so...

Because, you know, it's like past his bedtime. I put him to sleep. So, you guys, I'm sacrificing my motherhood duties to be there with you guys. I'm not. I'm good. She'll be very pregnant.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. I'm going to be so big. You're going to be like four weeks. away from birth. So you guys, Wednesday, January 28th at the comedy store in the main room. This is going to be so fun. Come out.

This is just going to be really special. It's just going to be an easy, silly time. I'm going to love seeing everybody. Jenna will be there. Jules will be there. We have a bunch of regulars booked and ready to go. Sluggies galore. I'm just really excited and I want this to go well so that we can do it more often.

And I think it's going to. So get tickets. Get your tickets. It's going to sell out. And we'll see you there in January. A fun little post-holiday, like, something to look forward to. Post-holiday pre-birth. You guys, this Friday at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, I am doing a show in the belly room.

I'm so excited. This is my last show of the year, and you can get tickets up a link below. These make for perfect gifts. Oh, perfect. I got one for Jules, my sister, my other sister, my mom last Christmas, and it was such a hit. It's so cute. and all the photos that you guys took in those matching pajamas. So cute.

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You guys, welcome to the new studio. Welcome. Welcome to the new thing. Our team, give it up for our team. They built this. I did nothing. We finally look pretty again. Okay, we've gone through a slump where we were ugly as far.

That was rough, guys. And now we're pretty, we're gorgeous. Except I look white. That's what we want. There's too many brown girls on this show. We need more white women. All of my melanin is gone. We love a diversity higher.

We're happy to happy. I just want to tell everyone that, missing my melanin so if I look white from there down that's why well you're Mexican in my book yes thank you thank you we are so excited to welcome to the show a guest we've been trying to get on who is so funny her viral stand-up clips are amazing you have to see her live if you ever get the chance she came in from New York because she's so much cooler than us Leah Samson thank you for thinking that I'm I am but also thank you for having me

and wow what an intro wow We're not cool, but we can be. Do we have your inhaler, though? They're coming with this. I'm saying, like, can we, like, will I be able to walk off? Yeah. Okay, I don't know if we were, like, live in B.C. right now. Oh, no.

California f*** your asthma. Everything for my asthma. Okay. Well, you know, it's all science. It's like, if your allergies are messing up, then that exacerbates, look at me, vocabulary. It exacerbates your asthma. So it's like, and I always have allergies. So it's like, if I sneeze, I'm coughing.

I'm coughing, now, I'm coughing, now, I'm wheezing, now, I'm wheezing, and I need, you know? So, yeah, I just, and it's like within four seconds, I become, like, an old Jewish woman, and I'm just like, ah, which is funny because I was on the, like, that happened, I had allergies and I was sneezing, and I was sent to two Jewish ladies. One was, like, mom and daughter, and the mom was, she was like, I got something for you. Are you serious? Swear, and her daughter was like, ma, you can't just offer drugs to, like, random people. She's like, what you need? Was it my mom? Wait, it was it my sister?

Because that's what she's like a walking pharmacy and she carries her nebulizer. Are you all Jewish? No, we're Filipino. Filipino? Yeah. I'm Jewish. She's half Jewish.

What's the other half? Mexican, you're right. Oh, my gosh. Sorry, 23 and me. Indigenous. Sorry, I'm from the South. I was like, oh, she's Mexican. I was like, that's the Mexican.

I couldn't believe you guessed it because no one ever guessed it. And I was like, did someone tell her? Which is actually, now there's Mexicans here, right? Yeah. Yeah, a lot. We're in Mexico. It's the Mexican. But it's the Mexicans that's skateboard, so it's a little, it's a little different.

Like the Alibino store guy. We got asthma too. Oh, because Filipinos are like the Asian black people. Yes, and so we have the exima. It's true. Thank you. Jews are the black whites. It's like, no, it's all connected.

That's why we all, yes, this is all. So we're all black beard? You know, relax. Okay, why when I asked you, are you from, like, you're from New York, you like were weird and wouldn't say, yeah? Because I'm homeless. If you want to, let's get into it. All right, we're getting into it. No, it's because I'm currently in, where am I actually?

You're in Los Angeles right now. Okay, thank you. I went from New York. Then I was staying in Austin for a little bit. And now I'm here. And I don't know if I want to, spoiler, stay here. Or go back to New York. But most likely, I think I'm going to.

go back to New York, it seems. I'm going to take my Zyrtec and clear my mind and figure out what I want to do. Do you have all your stuff here? Yes. You traveled here with all your stuff? Yes, I live out of a suitcase. That is so glamorous. Yeah, that's amazing. Yes. And also, it

works because all my shit is like, ho-sha-s. And it's very compact. Easy to pass. Yes, yes, yes. I would take trips to Vegas with honestly a fanny pack. Yeah, no. That's it. Like, literally. Everything I need and including my shoes. Dude, when we used to go to Vegas, it would be like this much of clothing and then I would bring that much of food yeah and then the IVs and all

of that this is clothing it's just like little strings yeah like honestly the heaviest thing would be like birth control like that would be like that's typically the thing that I have to check in a TSA or whatever so many pills yeah hopefully when hopefully not hopefully I remember um I'm not nobody but but yeah I live I have my suitcase I have a bag my friend's merch Alicia Alani who's a singer Shut out. And then I have my crate for my dog where I keep my wigs in. And then I have my dog. I was going to bring your bell.

I was like, I don't know. Oh, you should have. She's the best. Like everyone says that their dog is the best. No, my dog is. I have a black dog. So she's like, you know. She's clean.

And she is clean together knows when to shut the fuck up. Does it? Wait, this is so funny. Yeah, it's true. So one of my best friends growing up, Alyssa, she's black. And yesterday she was telling me about, hope her neighbors don't listen this, but she was like, Jenna, my neighbors have white dogs and they keep telling me that like, I should get a dog, but they don't

understand that my dog's going to be a black dog. And so it's going to listen and it's going to be clean. It's a real thing. Esther, I love this thing. Esther's triggered. Esther has the whiteest dog. Esther's dog does not let, I'm not even going to get into it because it's very frustrating for me. As you see, because you're so sweet. And it's like, I can see it's probably hard for you to be like, you know, like, she peed on our new rug for the first time. And I I was like, for the first time, they just got the rug. I was like, oh, donut. How old is the dog?

Nine. Okay, she's not elderly. Yeah, I think it's her time to go. Oh, my God. Look, look. Thank you for you. I just think just like, to the dome. Just, I feel.

And then I get there, and she listens to me. And Esther's like, well, I don't know why she listens to you because I'm like, because I tell her no, and she feels safe with me. Yeah. I'm not. I can't. Esther goes to pick up her own dog this small. She goes, ah, oh. Hell, my dog, look, I know Pita and whoever is going to come from me for this, don't give a f***.

My little dog, she was like, I got her at three months. I think maybe this was like five months old. She was eating something, and I tried to take it from her. And she's like, I'm going to let you have it. Okay. And then I went back for it. And she snapped at me. She stayed outside for three days.

Never did it again. Never did that shit again. Oh, whoa, whoa. Wait. Where was it? Was it like in the cold or was it like nice weather? It should have been, but no, I'm nice. I put her in the kennel.

Okay, so she was happy. I let her out here and there. But then when she, I finally, like, fully let her out, she like creeped down. I was like, yes, a massa. I said, I know that's right. Oh my God. I said, I know that's right. Can you please, Esther is, I try and go over there and train her and I tell her like,

okay, now you tell her no? And she goes, oh, I can't. Do you? Are you disciplining with your dogs? My dogs are as special. They're the unadoptables. remember that. So I had an uphill climb because I rescued the dick biter because no one else would have him, but I was like, I believe in you. And he is, he is, he is sequestered. So no new

friends. He has, he's sequestered. We don't introduce him to anybody. Are you saying about my boyfriend? Julio. Yeah. His name is Julio. Have you guys heard of something called the LA yes? I can imagine what it is, but what do you think it is? I think it's the LAS is probably just a maybe and a later flake. Basically, but it's like, people have been talking about this on TikTok where, like, in LA, you go for like a meeting or an audition or you meet someone and they're just like, you're so amazing. We love you so much.

We can't wait to work with you. And then you never hear from, like, you never hear from them again. They completely go to you. So it's this idea of like, to your, only in L.A., to your face, like, it's, oh, you're amazing. I want to work with you. Whereas, like, in other cities, people just don't do that for no reason. Does that apply to, like, relationships and just everything in L.A.?

I don't know. What do you guys think? I think it's... Oh, no, her asthma. A man's spirit just attacked me because I'm about... I would say, no, I think it's just men. Because they do that in New York, too. Really?

It just literally actually happened to me, like, maybe six months ago. I'm thinking, like, if an agent or whoever reaches out to you to work with you, that they're not wasting... Like, they're not wasting their time. They're like, let's do it. Amanger reached out to me and I continuously, he was like, oh my gosh, we love you, we want you, we want to da-da-da-da, let's have dinner, we have dinner, and then nothing. Nothing. I run into him because, which, again, I said, I don't know, I think there is like a complex with, or a correlation where it's like with dating because I've always said like, you think you're going to get rid of me? You don't see me.

You don't see me. This week, I have a commercial coming out during. in a football game. All my exes got parlayes. They're gonna see my ass. You can't get rid of me. And you just can't. And so I run it to him and I'm just like, oh, hi.

And he was like. Oh. And I was like, what? Okay. Then what, just like with dating, it's like, then what was the point? Just communicate. Like, what was the point? But it's like to go through the trouble of like just being so overtly like, oh, I want you.

I want you. Like, for what? That's wasted energy. Exactly. And no one needed to do that. No one needs to do that. No one needs to hear that. You didn't have to go out to dinner.

You didn't have to spend that energy. You didn't have to think about each other. But this is like never ending in L.A. Like this is like... Was it New York or L.A.? It was New York. It's never ending. It's...

I mean, I know that you're like... You pretend like you're not in entertainment, but like you are. Do you ever have that experience? I'm on the kind of out of that circle in the way that like I'm not wrapped. I don't deal with managers. I don't deal with agents.

But I do get it in L.A. in general. has a very like flaky vibe Like not L.A. Los like Angelenos but L.A. the industry of the entertainment industry is just very flaky and very weird. But you know I've heard the reason is

basically like people who have been around know that anyone can pop off so they treat everyone like they might become the next Margot Robbie like just in case. But that's icky. Totally. But then they only like stay if the person pops off.

Well, they don't even stay. No, it's completely nothing. It's just so that then you'll remember the experience of them as like, they always liked me. But it's, if they always liked you, then why didn't they? I don't know. But maybe they just didn't have an opportunity for you. I do find this to be, though, I saw someone talking about it on TikTok. I'm like, this ring's so true.

Well, I think you made a good point where it's like, it really comes down to they just want to have a story to say, I interacted with this person. I was there with that person. But you know that there's people talk about when they hear music, they get a emotional and they cry and it's called like frisson or something like every day it's called what frisson frisson is a word where like if you hear you even see like kids have it where they'll hear like a musical piece for the first time and then they start to cry they get like overwhelmed and cry i get chills everywhere all over my whole i think you have it well it turns out that i have the same thing but for

parades and it didn't occur to me oh my god the ick i know i know are you saying i was shocked okay So I just had, I just had a baby. And before this, before this, like, I don't give a fuck about, I grew up in, like, in Pasadena. Like, you know, the Rose Parade came every year and it was great. You wave, whatever. Didn't give a fuck about a parade. The other night, I walked out to, like, just a small community parade with my baby.

And I saw, like, the marching band, and then the, the, the marshal, the grand marshal, and I saw Laura Friedman and her little convertible. And the kids just giving it their all. and I just burst out in tears, like cried. I was just like, everyone's trying their best. And it's so small and this thing doesn't matter, but it was like, and people were waving and it just like overcame me

and I started bawling my eyes out. So I have frizzed on for parades. That's all I wanted to say about parades. You know that I was the Grand Marshal in a parade just here. I put a work, Esther. Yeah, you got a work. Talk about it.

This is the connection. Talk about it. Wasn't some like one 15-year-old driving you and really nervous? Yeah. But I also was in my first trimester, and so I was so nauseous that I was miserable, and it was, like, not fun at all. What? I'm pregnant.

And she has a baby. Yeah. I'm about to get the, what's it? I'm about to cry. What is it called? First on. We're about to get the first. It's awful.

It's girls like you. Oh, my gosh. You're so cute. Thank you. Oh, God bless. Teen pregnancy. Teen pregnancy. My friend invited me to, you know,

know it's so crazy we all look you know 13 but you know yeah we're having babies and our friends are having babies and have kids i went to my friends kids dance recital i was bawling these little girls were fucking giving it with the little pirouettes i was like i was losing my mind but they were terrible they couldn't they weren't good so you have it for pirouettes and you have it for parade but they were good they were good i think i have it for like effort And it's like even on a small scale It's like this isn't some like big stage The marching band was really giving it there all

And I think I was like oh my God Like you guys are really trying your best And this is beautiful People coming together to like do something That like makes them feel good And makes them feel like they have purpose I get what you guys are all saying But your Lexa Pro is working

Parades are just so the world I don't understand how everyone isn't on the same page as me that they're like the worst possible place you could be. It's like you're at the wrong place at the wrong time. It's so crowded. It's so many people. Like my sister likes parades and that's how I know like we're not really sisters. Like what?

You like parades? Like it's just so it's so inconvenient. It's probably hot. If you're far away enough I feel like not in the the, the, no, I'm kind of on, I'm with you to be honest. I think they're kind of, you know. There's only two parades I like. Like, if I was like 70.

Yeah. With my grandkids. And you just get a chair and all you have to do is wave. Right. This is beautiful because I'm going to die soon. I want to. Then sure. But can someone wheel me to the front?

No, literally. But I kind of feel what you're saying. Like, aren't you bored at a parade? Yes. Yes. You are. No. No.

Okay, John, I have frizz on for parades and I'm telling you they're boring. No. The gay pride in Chicago and the Puerto Rican Day parade. Oh, that's different. Gay Pride. That's a street party. That's a street party. Well, those are only two parades I'm going to

That's where you can do drugs That's, yeah Like what other, I'm not going to other parades Where they're just being the Grand Marshal Also, sorry, can we talk about Including the like Connecting to the parades

I'm sorry Trella Lights I've tried You know like every year they do the Christmas Like oh you do the trail And you see the lights And you see Mickey Mouse lit up And I've never done that

But I will say now that I have a kid I'm like that I would do that For you're a kid sure But when you're by yourself on a date from Tinder. Oh. It's like, honestly, I wasn't going to,

but we should, yeah, we should just fuck. I don't know. Like, we're going through the lights. We're going through the trail. I went on the trail lights with this guy one time. Nose is running. I was like,

oh, no. You're pathetic. I'm like, his nose is running. I was like, you're a fucking joke. Like, men would have allergies or sick. I'm like, get the, you could never fight in a war. No, you're not having kids with that.

Ever. Okay, this makes so much sense. Can I tell you that this is so real? This is so fucked up because I have a, like, continually leaky nose, but if I see a dude, I know exactly, thank you. You can leak anywhere you want because you're female. You're so right. If I see even, like, a shine, like a suggestion of snot in a man's face, it's such an ick for me. Meanwhile, I'm, like, dripping.

Yeah, but it's not okay. It's pathetic. Yeah, you do. And that's fine for me. And you're a woman. And that's okay for you before you're a man to be like, Hachoo, shut you. Yeah.

What? Or if they get stuffed up and they do this thing, like, oh, yeah, I just, um, what? First of all, I just, this is how terrorists are created, because what we're not going to do is that. No. And they act like babies. When my dad is sick, disgusting. Disgusting.

My dad swam here, okay? He put it down for his whole family. He has, and then he gets sick. sick and he's like, I be ha. I just, it's that your mom is coming

into give me. I'm like, ew, you cannot support the family like that. This is what I don't get about being. Yeah,

you know, it's okay. I used to date Mexicans. I don't understand this about my husband. Like, he will be on day five of COVID. And it's like, we all,

we think you have COVID. He's like, I'm fine. I have nothing. You're so paranoid. Like, he doesn't register that he's sick.

I'm like, I think he's just, miserable all the time? I think it's this. I think he knows, including my partner, that will be mad that they have COVID. Yeah, that's true. Like, there will be extra punishment.

But you will be even more mad if they don't tell you they had COVID. Right. You're like, what do you all prefer? Do you prefer the guy that's like, I'm a little teapot and I'm sick or like, neither? They're not allowed to be sick, period.

Yeah, there's no preference. Actually, you shouldn't speak. If you are, in my eye, if you're sick, don't talk. Stay home. And be quiet. Wait, will you tell us more. about your Tinder dates?

Which ones? From what era, girl? What era was the trail of lights that you had to sit through? Oh, girl. That was, okay, so this was when Tinder was cool. It was when I moved to Austin. And so

you know, in Austin, you're just like, I want to meet friends. I potentially want to get kidnapped. So you just like, go on these apps. And so I did that. I went to date with this man. He was very cute, very handsome. He early on told me that he was a virgin, which

Right, I was like, okay, I let me know I can rob you. Like, I love that. And we go on the Trail of Lights and it's just like, it's fine. It's the Trail of Lights. Again, if you have a kid, that's totally different. Like, got kids and, you know, whatever. But it was just mean him and like, he has a suit on. So I'm like, you think you're better than me, bitch.

A suit? At the Trail of Lights? With a leaky nose. Between his leaky nose and his suit, that's why he's a virgin. Right. And then I was like, well, do you? want to get like a something to drink like a little cocktail or something he goes he got a juice box what him sucking on any box would have been fine he didn't even go that for me he didn't even

he goes yeah let's get a drink so i'm thinking like okay let's go get drinks so he go to the stand and i'm like i'll get like um the cider the what's it called like a hot toddy yeah yeah it was literally that it was like a hot toddy he goes i will get a hot chocolate i said not only did you call me an alcoholic. But you also, Chris Nance is about to come out and arrest me. Hot chocolate? Wait. Wait. I think I understand what happened. He was probably like a 13 year old in a suit trying to look older and he was sick and he doesn't drink alcohol. He was a child by bet. Three 13 year olds back on top of each other in a suit. Like this is, with leukemia and this is our last chance to, yeah.

And I can say leukemia because I have a lisp. But also, it is so rude to order hot chocolate, like, as a man. As a man. When you just ordered an alcoholic beverage, it reminds you my most traumatic experience when my husband asked me what I wanted from Subway and I got a foot long and he came home with a six inch for himself. It's like, you don't respect me. At all.

You don't want to be a man. Like, he could have just gotten a foot long just, you know. Throw the rest away. Yeah. That would have only been acceptable if he had just came out of rehab. Got it. Like, if he had just came out of rehab, hot chocolate, my hot toddy triggering, got it. Right, because that is kind of hot because it's like, oh, you have problems.

Like, we're so dark. Restraint. Like, it was just, it was free will for him. And it was very unfortunate. That just reminded me of when I tried to date that person who was in a mental institution because I thought it was hot. And then you learn that it's not. That's like the, I think between like 16 to like max 21.

Okay. Well, I was older. No, because mental illness with men is very different mental illness with women. Like our mental illness, low-key, is like a flex. Like, it's kind of, like, the fact that, like, there's a statistic where it's like men kill themselves more than women, which I'm like, that's some pussy shit. Because really, we should be doing that. And also, they're like, men are more, like, they murder more than women. I'm like, are you for real?

Right, they don't even have a cycle. They don't have a cycle. They don't have a psyche. They don't have anything. What are you struggling with, though? you struggling with i'll especially can we get into race short so if i thought we were already into it child if i was a white man which statistically i googled it okay i googled it and i'm a doctor now i googled it white men commit suicide more than anyone else and they are the most depressed

out of all the men and i'm just like are you kidding me if i was a white man i'd be a fucking menace I would be like honestly like obviously I'm for the people but like when I think about it I'm like Hitler so bad you know like no I would if I was a white if I had white if I was a white man with a pink dick I would be crazy I would lose my mind I would take over I would just fucking be like yeah

you'd have options paralysis right so why are you sad Connor like what the fuck are you sad about why are you what is your life so sad about I have to take off work to fucking wash my hair and do it to be decently like seriously. No, I do think there is something to it though where life is

if life is not that hard out the gate and then it gets hard that it's really hard. Your tolerance for difficulty your threshold for difficulty is probably lower if you haven't had to face it your whole life. That is really really true because women

right out the gate it's like there you are having to face every single And I think about women, it's regardless of race, I mean, sure there's some that have, again, if I was a white woman, I'd be a menace as well, too. True. But at the end of the day, women, just regardless, we come out, I mean, you know, I'm saying, uncles and cousins don't discriminate. So, had a young age. Keep that in, please.

But you know what I'm saying? Like, we just all, like, you know, men, like, nothing. They, I mean, I don't want to say nothing. Of course, some men go through things, but this is not. their time. Yeah, but comparatively? Yeah, no. Yeah.

Okay. Like we go through things too, but we're also women. I never forget this. I had to dump a man because, for multiple reasons, but the biggest one he calls me. And I'm thinking like, oh my gosh, he calls me. He's calling me crying. I'm like, what? Yuck.

And he's calling me. I was like, I actually called Team MobileA. I was like, why did you let this go through? Like, why did you? The fuck? And so. Not screening your calls, obviously. Right.

which is good because I do a lot of fuck shit, but he calls me crying. And I'm just like, okay, as women we do, we're like, what's going on? What's the problem? And he's like, you know, I'm just out with my coworkers right now. And they're all engineers. And I'm like the engineer secretary. And I just want to be where they're at. And like, I'm in college right now for engineering.

And it's just so hard. Oh, my God. Okay. So it wasn't for anything real. Because I don't. That is a call that I would make crying. crying. Because you could.

Okay. You have shit going on. You have, if you were to call any of, like, me included in that, you know, yes. Okay. I don't have an issue with men crying, though. Because I definitely, that's what I'm saying, because that is no. Goofy. That is no.

I want to be an engineer. I was like, well, do what we all do suck their dick and fucking ride the ladder, bitch. Like, what do you feel like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 2025, baby. Gay? It's, it's, it's, it's work. It's sacrifice. It's, suck a fucking dick, men. It's ambition. Yeah. And don't be talking about, ew, that's gay. It's not. Yeah, don't be homophobic. Like, yeah, bend over and get that promo, that promo.

Are you having good cozy sleep? Listen, um, beyond that, I don't know if you guys have ever actually, Jenna, maybe you haven't tried the skim's pajamas, but they're perfectly ribbed. They're so perfect. I have the cypress color and the black. What color do you have? I have like this really pretty maroon color and I have cypress. I think it's called Oxblood, what I have, but they're so comfortable. The second that I get home, I rip off my street clothes, I put my skim sleep set on and I just feel the holidays. I feel comfort.

Like, I just love it. Okay, I want to be a part of this. Okay, I do one extra. I actually use the pants, not as just pajamas. Like, I wear them out. Oh, that's my vibe. Yeah. They're so versatile and so soft and so flattering on the form.

Because I'm feeling a little bit like fluffy these days. But when I put those pajamas on, I feel so just cozy and sveled and beautiful. For me, the holidays, it's like, okay, get on my skim sleep set. Get my hot tea. Get my heat pad. Like that is the ultimate cozy experience. I also sleep for me is everything. Like I'm focusing on sleep.

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that can be very painful. It's called naughty or nice. Oh, no. And it means that we're going to get some naughty or nice comments. And I vote that Jenna gets all naughty comments because it's the best when it happens to her. Also, guys, it's almost my birthday. So this is going to be my birthday episode then. What's the day?

December 17th. No, this is coming up tomorrow. Oh. Wait. Bitch, you got a whole week. Yes, it's my birthday week. Okay. Oh, wait.

Just hand me the naughty. inside there there's pieces of paper that say either naughty or nice so don't look when you grab one okay I'm gonna play honest all right that's to shove up your pussy I'm sorry that I did pick nice but you saw me on camera I didn't cheat first nice comment for Esther Esther is pregnant and sick this episode and she's never looked hotter what the fuck is happening okay you have a problem yeah seriously with this okay I got nice but I want naughty wait you have a you have a problem that you think That's hot, but you agree with him? I agree.

I think when you are pregnant, you are, I don't know, your face is prettier. Also, your body. Not that's ugly, you know, not pregnant, but you are saying that. No, no, no. There's blood flow. There's blood flowing up because you usually have a little blood pressure. Now, you know, it's creeping up to your eyeball, so you look good. Okay, you're going to hate this.

But yesterday when I was giving Esther her prenatal massage, I was like, your body looks so hot, but I knew you weren't going to want me to tell you that because look at the face. She's so hot. I agree. So hot pregnant. I'm an egg. You're not an egg though, actually. But it's okay if that's how you feel.

I'm not pregnant and I should not even. I get so many comments about how ugly I am. So I really appreciate this comment and I just want to say thank you. And I will take what I can get. Even if it's just that I'm sick and you like that because something weird is going on with you, I'll take it. I've actually never gotten a nice comment before. So, oh, nice. All right, Jenna gets nice.

Are you guys able to find anything nice? They're like game. over and then I should do a naughty one just to let's do both yeah just because it's like I don't get to just have a nice thing kind of applies to everyone nightmare blunt rotation are they about this episode for sure that's all they had to say okay next this is nice you know I used to give Jenna a while shit I have to say though she's grown on me her being transparent which is very courageous that vulnerability helped me to understand her more now I can see why she's so lovable. I truly wish you

the best with your health. Just remember you got this and you'll conquer this battle too. Happy that I grew on you. That's the best kind of love. But also, I feel you because most of my best friends from when I was younger, from when I was younger, said that they hated me at first. And so I'm like, okay, I understand it.

But it's like, did you really hate me or did you love me? Or did they hate them something about themselves? There you go. Or did you hate that I love myself so much? Yeah. That makes people really uncomfortable. when you like yourself. Yeah. Sandra, I'm wishing you good energy

and thank you for wishing me goodness with my thoughts. Always cool when someone changes their mind and comes out with it. Yeah, I'm into that. Noddy. Uh-oh.

This one we found from your special, comment on your special. My comedy special? Yeah. Okay. Where we go? Trevor President. That's just the worst thing

he could say in general. That's such a funny, mean comment. Also, the fact that it's not about they had nothing bad to say about your special. That's how good it was. They found this comment section to be so, such a good form of advertisement

that they wanted to put their message there. I also think, I'm going to go a little deeper with this, Trump for president. There is this misconception that I love being with white men. Don't know where that came from. I like stealing from them. And I think they're like, because you're a smart woman. Thank you.

Yeah. And they're like, oh, she's an ally, Trump for president. Oh Get into it, y'all Yeah, they didn't get it They didn't get it now But thank you Thank you Samurai Jack was it

Samurai Jack Should we see a nice one for Leah too? Okay yeah let's pull a night Let me pull a knife Just to cleanse the palate Yeah because I'm gonna kill myself If I don't get anything after that comment Oh he's a white guy

Oh god And why do they start by announcing I'm a white Okay Wait can I read this one I'm a white guy Or at least I think I am And I date her. I've got 99 problems, but a wig ain't one.

Oh, my God. The whitest of the white, too. This is where I fucked up. No, this is on me. I can take responsibility. You know, they say women don't take responsibility. I can do it. I fucked up by making one joke about dating a white man.

Years ago, like I say, I was dehyded. I was not thinking well. And the whites just, oh, they're like, yeah, we fucking. I've always been the black girl. Well, they're like, look, I've never seen brown ariolas, but like, yours. I'll let you let me see them, you know, like, I'll give you permission to let me see them. I want to, you know, it's like, I don't like black one, but you're like, you're cool. That's crazy.

I'm like, what am I, like, Harriet Tubman? Like, am I fucking telling you to, like, hurry up and run? Like, I'm just chilling. Like, I'm just. Should I show my ariolas? Yeah. My brown areola's too. It's okay.

Okay, can we do that? Yeah, we can do that. I can't because I'm Filipino and they're not brown. I do it every episode. They just blur it out. Okay. Oh, you have amazing. You have perfect boobs.

Oh, my God. I would just like to say that that was not, hold on, I was just like to say that it's not the response when I showed my tit. No. She has perfect. No, you have perfect tis too. Those need to be shown off. Esther. As a person who wants me, we had okay ones and now I'm pregnant.

you need to be showing those off. You need to be. Those fucking tits and those areolas and the shape of them? Yeah, really good. Document them while you can. Oh my God. Did you see how they're in the shape of a star? Like my areola's a shape of it's very.

Oh, I noticed that. All right, Kalila. Oh, man. This is probably the best podcast. Let's go. Those areolas. I'm only going to pick naughty. She doesn't want to be treated well today.

She doesn't feel like she deserves it. Aptly named podcast. Oh, okay. Oh, because it's trash Tuesday. We get these once a week. He's angry because I go on every pot and I'm like, look, like, I don't do white dick. And I think white guys really fucking hate me in these last couple years. Yeah, this podcast is like known for not like a pink day.

And I have a niece who comes on and she's like not only does she say she doesn't date white guys, but she's terrified of white penis. She specifically only likes brown black penis. Yeah, yeah. So I think that the, I understand the hate. It's okay. But they love to watch it. They love to watch it. People love to follow and be like,

there's no bitch who could be dumber, Jenna. Every single day, and I'm like, bro. What's dumb is that you come here every day. I don't think this is bad, actually. This is, uh, you, yeah, I'm like a gray scrotum and a, and a, and a, and a, I'm, sorry. No, gray is, gray is good. Gray is gray, gray and brown and all the colors.

Yeah, yeah. Neapolitan. I breathe. I'm trying to think if I've ever been with a straight up pink dick. You guys are just reminding me that I have a penis inside me right now. You do. Yeah. But you know, you grew it yourself.

Yeah. All the penis is in the world. So it becomes out pink. It's your fault. Yeah. Yeah, that's on you. Esther can't handle anything. You picked the worst people to do podcasts with.

You're handling pregnancy. I feel like the way that I would. I just like yuck. Oh, wait. She can't jena. But just, you know what, I, I deserve a naughty because I had only a nice. Okay. These three actually are real or is this AI?

She said, that's your right as a person about getting an ice cream sample with no irony. If it's not AI, then I'm in the twilight zone. That's really sweet. Is that not a right? Ice cream samples are not a right? Yeah, it's a right. Of course. That's how it's been since the beginning of time.

Have you ever been to 31 flavors? That's America. Yeah, I don't know what country you're living in, but I stand by my statement, and I'm not AI. I'm the real deal. Period. Unfortunately. Unfortunately for everyone out there, I stay true.

I'll take another naughty. Ooh. Glutton for punishment. She's horny. She can't even hear that word. It can't be worse than my acid reflux. Okay, the chick with the glasses is such a. an airhead. While these girls talk like they are on tranquilizers, that is fair. But you wish we had

health insurance. I'm a little bit. I am very tranquilized at times. I just don't, I don't bring a lot of life to my projects. Well, you're growing life, so you don't need to. But that's like a common thing for me, especially when I first started acting, I was like, I would tell directors, like, just so you know, like my, my natural state will be corpse. So, like, let me know, like, tell me more, more because I just, I'm a corpse on screen. But that's good because you can always add on. Maybe.

Versus, like, doing too much and then it's, like, forced fake acting. I definitely am not one of those too muchers. Also, this guy sounds like he's on a tranquilizer. What guy doesn't want a tranquilized woman? Yeah. I don't all you guys were into that criminal shit. It kind of sees like, why all these girls are on tranquilizer? huh?

Yeah, that's kind of, that's kind of a vibe. How do you know what women on tranquilizers? You've seen them before, huh? Should I do another naughty? Yeah. Yeah. 12 year old. Why are we catching strays in her naughty?

Damn. Interesting, Julio Mendoza, who was born in 1988. Yeah, right. A bunch of smelly-looking, middle-aged women talking like 12-year-olds, America, period. Wait, wait, bunch of smelly-looking, middle-aged women talking like 12-year-olds, period. America, period, yeah. Well, wash us.

Are we middle-aged? What's middle-age? I think we're middle-aged. So we're going to die when we're 60-something? No, it's like, okay, so facts. Thank you. A smelly-looking one is so. Smelly-looking is interesting.

I'm smelly-looking. I feel like maybe. I didn't want to say anything. But you don't stink But I am smelly looking It's true I feel like we all are Just because it's like I'm not

You know I'm a sweatpants But it's like I shower two three times a day Which is obnoxious I showered before I got here I have my own deodorant business So I don't sting Is your showers? Are they really hot Really hot

Really scorching like Mother of Dragon And how long are they? And I'm anemite Low iron Low iron Yeah you got that good I passed out out in front of a hotel, five-star.

Because I was anemic, I didn't know. I had to go to the hospital and had to get ironed. Did you get in the jacuzzi or something? No, I was just walking. I was literally just existing and I just collapsed. And then I had to get two blood fusions. I was like, who's inside of me? Who is this?

New personality on launch. No, literally. And, you know, they say that when somebody inserts themselves and you get pregnant or you become them. I don't know. I just feel like after that blood transfusion, I wanted to like work at a hot topic. That's why he dated that one white guy.

No, because I needed a ride to work to the mall to work at Zumi. So that's what I did. Oh, Zumi. Right Zumi. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Zimmy is great. Gadsukes was like the Zumi's of Chicago and I wanted to work there so badly.

Did you guys have Gatsukes? No. No, but you didn't work there because you would have T-Maw, like Esther. Really? I didn't have that. And I'm from the same city as you. Gadzukes. Did you ever go to the Lincolnwood Town Center?

Yeah. Okay. Well, bitch, no, you didn't. Pancakes. Are we just, did we just, everyone just bust out lunch? Is it a muck bang? No. I could feel my blood sugar situation.

Yeah. I don't know what Jenna's problem is. I just started feeling famished. Like, so hungry. We're anemic. Which is probably my blood sugar. Literally. I'm like, actually give me no nutrients.

I just want to like. Wait, I'm anemic too. You know that. Oh, yeah. I'm the enemic princess here today. I'm anemic for two. Comments for Leah. he's like oh yeah we do

we just pretend that I just want to pull this fly so badly what the fuck they have to say you know I will bring the gun okay let me read this out for you

Leah you need more the therapy type shit spelled spelled T-H-E-R-A-P-I-E you need more the therapy you need God

and you need reading rainbow You need a rainbow and you hooked on phonics. You need a father in your life. You need LeVar. To teach you how to spell therapy. You need LeVar Burton. Like, you need, who's a father figure? Chris Hansen, you need somebody.

Sesame Street. Bill Cosby. You need more. Now, here's my thing. He's not lying. I do need more therapy. I need more therapy. But you don't need more therapy.

No, I don't know what that. That sounds sexual. I don't need that shit. I have a UTI right now. I can't do that. But you need God. I got God. You know where I'm at.

And what? Programming in. Programming. Thank you for that. Appreciate that. I'm going to church and pray for them. We need Esther to bake the Theropi. Just like.

Is there a nice? Yep. I pray 2025 puts her on a bigger platform. Oh, well, that's sad because this is 2025. And this is the biggest platform I'm doing. it's coming to an end no just kidding I've done some things

check me out okay well that's sweet oh thank you stand from fram from my that sounds like Missy Elliott lyric is here from in and a framp

er yeah yeah thank you girl go I hate you so I hate you hit baby your skin tone is showing please can you

you're making me uncomfortable Esther's uncomfortable the baby's uncomfortable please and not in front of my son Please, not not. Can I get a naughty, please?

I don't, I'm not into nice things. We're self-requesting. Kalila. Oh, fuck, they never stole in. Too many words. Kalala shows up late to pods now. Same thing sometimes on Tiger Belly. These women are so sloppy, no bras, no bras.

Wait, please keep going. These women are so sloppy. No bras nor makeup. A hole in the crotch of Kalila's pants. I kind of like it, though. In a world where women are always expected to look beautiful and dolled up. Fuck that. Leave women be free.

It's refreshing, liberating. What? Wait. Wait. Hold on. They just turned around. He turned around. I think this is a compliment.

He got a honey halfway through. Right in the book. They thought about the hole. They saw the hole in my pants. It was like, wait, one second. Let me tell me. I like this. Yeah.

And it shows they edited it. It's like now that I think about it. Wait, this is. This is the same person who told me that they couldn't stand me. It's Sandra. Colala shows up late to pods now. What does she mean now? I never used to be late, but since I became a mom, I'm like chronically five late because of a breastfeeding situation.

I can't. How dare you? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sandra, but I think this is okay. Same thing sometimes on Tiger Belly. This person thinks were, oh, no, yeah, Tiger Belly. I think she thinks we're so slow. I wear makeup.

I know that's what hurts. This is the best I can do. You have a natural beauty. Thank you. You wear a bra. And I wear a bra like my pregnancy tits are huge. Yeah, shoot. I think they're tall.

This person doesn't like me. They're talking about me. They think that you're. I think that it's you. It's a them thing because by the periods, you can tell us when he started jerking off. That's when he was like, leave. Yeah.

So this is not a y'all problem. of Kalila pants. Liberating, empowering. Hey. Oh, right. And then it changed to, I kind of like it, though. The hole in the pants was amazing. In a world where women are always expected to look beautiful and dolled up.

L.A. This is the craziest. Wait, I need to read it in full. Colila shows up late to pods now. Same thing sometimes on Tiger Belly. These women are so sloppy, L.O.L. no bras. Or makeup.

A hole in the crotch of Kalila pants. I kind of like it, though. In a world where women are always expected to look beautiful and dolled up, F that! Leave women be free. It's refreshing, liberating, empowering. I love this person. That was crazy.

You know what I think about this person? This is a person who is open to changing their minds, and that's really all we need. That's growth. You know, like we can't keep living with this rigidity. Yeah, they're showing us growth in one paragraph. Sandra, I really appreciate. you being able to speak on your growth

as well. I'll take a nice Esther is fucking hot today but why today? Right today right. All my compliments are like this is so weird but I think Esther's hot it's never it's just it's always like I can't believe I'm saying this

yeah I know I'm some angles are pretty and some are horrible and I get that I'm with you I and that's every single person no for me it's really That's the kind of face that I'm really into, though, because you know when someone's, like, so perfectly symmetrical on a man and a woman? Like, they're boring to me. It's like, objectively, I can be like, okay, yeah, they're very attractive. But I don't know, there's something that, like, bores me about their face.

I'm sitting right here. Can you? Perfect symmetry. Because I can see your profile and it looks phenomenal. Keep going. But, yeah, I like, like, like, fucked upness. Yeah. I like a missing tooth.

Like, yeah, a little ugly. A missing tooth I love. Especially on men. I don't like very like, you know, I don't like when men do their eyebrows, clean up their eyebrows. It's just like, be. If you're going to clean up anything, clean up your nose from dripping. Yeah, wipe, wipe. But you could be ugly on hot.

It's okay. Wait, do you guys eat chicken cartilage? Yeah, I'm Asian, bitch. Okay. Esther, I didn't know. I thought that I was joking the other day because she ate her chicken and there was all this, the grizzle left. And I was like, I'll take the rest of your bone. And she was like, is this a joke?

What do you mean? How do you not? And then she thought I was eating the bone. You can also crack the bones and suck the marrow, is what we do. Yep, yep. What does the cartilage taste like? Cardilage is just a little bit chewier. But it's a nice texture because there's a crunch to it too.

Have you been to, have you had fa? I've had fa. You can add cartilage. You can add. I just want to be clear. I want to live this way. I want to eat the cartilage. I'm not like my sister, my mom are like,

Like, I want to. I just, I don't understand it. Yeah, Esther texted me, like, I'm really upset that I didn't eat it now. I really want to be eating that. It's good for you. It's a little harder to digest, though. It's a hard to get, to bite it? You have all teeth, right?

You're good. You got your molars? Yeah, you can... You're talking to three black women, the world, so, you know. Esther, we have one more nice thing for you, since this is the last round. Who is the tiny nerd girl? Does she do footst? stuff okay I'm upset about this I know we really shit on you last week I have been trying

I feel bad do foot stuff I've been trying to do some foot stuff because I thought my rating on wiki feet was lit and I was like I've got you know crazy toes and I want to pay my rent and I feel so I no you guys you guys I tell you what happened last week Jenna was like guys I've really been thinking about something and I want to wait time out I was also sobbing for 22 minutes straight on the podcast because of my life and everything. I wanted to like maybe an only fans for feet and me and this should be like this podcast should be a supportive place

we support each other's dreams. You're being honest. And me and Collila were just like we don't think you should. We don't think that's. But the reason is not because I don't think she has a beautiful feet. I don't have beautiful feet. You know it's just not the pandemic era anymore when everyone was blowing up on only fans where you could see that like you know the digits like you know it's like you could make money

very fast. I think it's oversaturated now and I think we need to come up with something more clever for you. Well, there's nothing. I have no other body parts that work. Right. And I'll give you a little tea. My hands. Boring. They don't want that. They don't want that. They don't want that. They want that. They want the weird shit like

a hemorrhoid or something. Yes, they do want the hemorrhoid. And I don't have one. I got a request for a foot thing right. Now, we all hear this like, oh, women are getting money for feet. I was, well, I have like, just, I was, I was going to say monkey feed, but I think that's not, I shouldn't say that.

Wait, no, I literally do. You have to blur this. Look at that. Okay. They look like this here, but look what they can do. They can display. The other mom from Coraline, it seems like those would be, yeah, bitch, I'm scared. Like, ew.

We're not blurring that I have monkeys. But tits are great. Your face is everything. You have a poseable big tail. It looked like an Xbox controller. I got a request for a footpick. And I was like, oh, period. Let's fucking go.

I didn't realize how not only weird my feet look, but like, I didn't realize that you can't, like, there's no good. You know what I'm saying? Like, how do you do it? So I told the guy, he was like, give me a picture of your feet. And I go, I used to do gymnastics.

And he goes, that's fine. And I go, what angle? He goes, the back. And I go. Oh, they love the under. Yeah, the under. Really? I said, my under is cracked.

And he's like, that's perfect. And I know. And I'm just, you know, I'm just trying to. I'm a good customer service. And I was like, okay. And so, yo, I took a video of my fuck. I've done a lot of embarrassing shit in my life. I've done a lot of degrading shit.

I've done a lot of things in my life that, you know, nothing. It's not degrading. No, it wasn't degrading that I was doing it. It was the outcome of the photo. Oh. It looked like a hockey puck. Like, it looked like it was so. And I was like.

That had been hit so many. Yeah. It was just like there was nothing that could make this. It looked like a boil. Like, like. It was the craziest shit And I sent it to my friends And the group chat

I was like you know I did a footback And they all go Oh no And he goes This will do I was like But never did again

I'm like I can't I've done comedy I've been a straight woman I've been humiliated Many many many fucking times I was like no no no Can't do that again I would have loved the BTS

of just you trying to get the shot. And I was like, and every time you're like, damn, I would not want to see that. I would lose all respect for her. Because like, literally like, okay, do that, but then you got the shit in the background. So then you go up and then it's just it's hard. It's hard. It's hard labor. I got to say the last time

I tried to take a foot video, there was a reflection and I ended up getting a migraine with aura from it. And I never sent the video because I was like, fuck, I can't see now. And then I had to go lay down. It was a whole situation. But I will say that Ever since we posted that video,

people, three people have slid saying are you serious about the foot stuff? Send me, sell me a footpick. How much are we charging? See, this is the thing. If I'm sending you my body, it's not cheap. I know. It's not cheap.

I don't care if I'm sending you a picture of my hand that is for you. So what do you think it should be? Like $200 for a... Yeah, I would say like $2.50 if there's effort. Okay, I thought that I was overshed. shooting it. Thank you. No, no.

I'd say $250. Thank you. I wasn't thinking that high. Esther's like $3. And a coupon. Asian told me one time if you give a person a price. An agent or an Asian? He is Asian, so both.

An Asian agent. He told me it was actually the guy from Confu Panda. He told me if you give a price with anything with our career, you know, especially what we do and all that. If they don't gasp, it's too low. Except they say, what's your price? And you say whatever, and they go, cool. It's like, they probably have a little bit more to give.

Yeah. If you go, $3 million, they go, fuck off. Like, well, I'll take $300. You know, I'll take, I'll take the $200. I just don't want to scare them away because they need their business. No, you're playing too nice already. Yeah, you're not scaring nobody away. That $250 is so basic.

I was thinking you had let them make an offer. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. What's your offer? Well, but one time a dude made an offer and it was like $20. And I was like, absolutely not. Go to a vending machine. Get a Kit Kat.

Double it. For that dopamine. You got two toes right there and a Kit Kat, bye. What I would do is make him double and give him the worst photo he's ever. Like, make it sound, show him somebody else titties, you know what I'm showing? Give him my toes going like this. Have you ever had OnlyFans aspirations with your perfect breasts? Yes.

I've had, I've done OnlyFans. I have OnlyFans. Oh, yeah. But I've never shown my tit. Oh, no. Actually, y'all got a good one today. Let me tell you, let me tell you all that inhaler just made everything come out today. Yeah, I'm like, it's actually meth, but let me tell you a little story.

I've never sent a photo of my tities, my beautiful, perfectly made tities. They're incredible. Which was funny. Also, there was this guy that, like, I hooked up with and he was like, wow, your tits are great. Like, when I watch black women on porn, their tits don't look like yours. Okay, rude. I go, go on. And he goes, yeah, I usually like pink chitties.

Oh, Lord. I was like, I'm glad you like cows. Anyways, so the only time I've ever sent my tities on OnlyFans was I had this guy on my only fans message me. And the language, I was like, I know who this is. Which that's the thing. A lot of people that follow you on. It's usually people that, like, know you. They always want to fuck you or whatever be with you.

They just were, you know, I had like my old teacher. It's a whole thing. Yeah, I know I'm just that hot This guy was talking to me and I was like I know this person It was my ex-boyfriend from like a hundred years ago And I called him out and he goes, it's me So I did send him

Pictures of my tics because I'm like Then they're done that, yeah Wait, that's incredible If you want to see them after the expiration date Yeah, money Yeah, hard money So then what do you do on OnlyFans? Find out it's a link in my bio

No, actually, really what it was, it was just like, remember that kind of what you talked about, like the whole pandemic era? Yeah. We was wild and we was out there. I'm like, I was like, wait, I could show myself on a bikini and in my underwear on my Instagram for free. Yeah. No, let's just put that shit on Onlyfans and make some, and that's literally what I did. But check this out. I always say women, our job literally, fuck the makeup, fuck the body, fuck all that shit.

our job is to exist because I get the most attention and the most shit when I'm literally just existing the most money I've ever made on only fans was $570 or from like one thing I've made more that but from one thing was $575 I had no makeup on I had no wig on Afro out and I was doing yoga in my room literally yeah wait so did you like a lie how does it work do you do did you live video or is it a post and people can have access to it recorded myself doing downward dog or whatever the fuck I was doing get go lizard and I posted it you're so right about that also during that time like literally my friends who were pharmacists nurses everyone jumped on only fans like it was such like a okay that's just a little side hustle everyone's saying everybody's not showing whole you know

yeah like because mind you if I was I wouldn't be here respectfully this is a I love you guys is very great but if I was on only fan showing my whole bitch I'd be Beverly Hills right now okay wouldn't be nowhere down here okay but yeah it's like that's the thing he's like it's kind of cool because you could do whatever you want I just posted like that kind of shit I posted like you know me I'm cooking in a bikini like cute you know I'm inspired you're pregnant oh my god you'd be a millionaire what you can retire tomorrow you can literally just be it wear a bathing suit in your kitchen we're pimping you in your kid out right now by the way and and you already have a fan but you're

You're that girl. Everyone knows you like, yeah, bitch, what? If I was, like, younger and... Well, you look younger, so... I mean, it's like everyone can be an all-around athlete. Look at Trisha Pettas. I mean, she's done it all, right? She's shown whole and then is on Broadway.

That is a beautiful. It's a great arc. Remember it was like, if you're a woman, like, in the industry, like, if you're trying to be an actor or comedian, whatever, you can't do this and do that. But then, like, I see that... I saw Cardi B's, like, sex take. And I was like, oh, I could do it all.

I could do whatever I want. Yeah. It doesn't matter. No, they just don't want us to do what we want. And so they're trying to make us feel like if you do whatever you want, you can't do anything. They don't want you to be a multi-hyphen-it. Hey, never forget, Jennifer Hudson, American Idol contestant, won an Oscar. Yeah.

That's right. That's where it all changed for me. Yeah. What changed for you? That's when I decided I was going to go on a reality show. I'm trying to think of the best. I do really want to go on The Bachelor as like a 36, 37-year-old pregnant, married woman. The Golden Bachelor.

No, I want to go on the young Bachelor, bitch. The one that I'm too old for. Wait, you want to be the one sought after or seeking? No, I just want to be one of the girls and like hang out with everybody and just like have fun. I'd be like, oh, my reflux. Hold on my husband's calling. I'm FaceTiming with my kid right now. I want to go on a love island and be like, you're gay, you're gay.

You're actually gay But you're still gay I just want to be like I hate all y'all Give me my Check Love Island is so great Have you guys seen heated rivalry

You know I never watch TV shows Cool No one's seen it The TV shows that I see No one's ever seen Is that reality? No Have any of you all seen heated rivalry

Fucking cock man It's a Canadian show About a hockey team But the men be Fucking each other And it is good Because it's Canadian and because a woman wrote the books and a queer male is the director. So it's very...

Okay, are you into men fucking men? I didn't think I was until I saw the show. I got to tell you, I'm not really into like women fucking men, like seeing it unless it's like me and my partner. But women fucking women into men fucking men on this show, I guess I'm into. Yeah, that's the same way I am with porn. If I see a man's face, it's stranger danger. It's like, disgusting. Disgusting.

But women, women is all good. Women, women is like very, very good. Trans women fucking women is kind of... It is. I like trans women. Yeah. Yeah. Trans women fucking women is a vibe.

Like, it is like... Love it. It's fucking dope. Yeah. Okay, but the question is, do you like men and men? When I see men and men, it's not that I'm turned off. I'm just like neutral about it. Yeah, because I'm like, where do I fit in?

Yeah. I'm like, I don't like it. On this show, I like it, I said. But why? I don't know. No, they just did such a great job because the woman wrote the romance and the queer male. Oh, it's the romance you probably like. I'm like grab it.

I didn't touch his banana until the banana's squeezing out. And go on and then they, yeah. Guys, you have to get back to me on this. I'm dead serious. Go watch it. Go watch one episode. Okay, it's on HBO Max. Heated rivalry.

You will find. You made it up. You will find that you're actually going, oh, am I a little what? Really? Yeah, and at first when my friend was like, you got to watch the show. And I was like, I'm not into mail on mail. That's like, I don't care about all the penises.

I do like your plan on going on Love Island and just calling everyone out. I want to be like the villain. And they're like, do you like anyone? I'm like, no. And that's okay. I'm hot. Do you want to be original cast or do you want to be the new bombshell? Oh, I'm, I'm, ooh.

Or do you want to be Casa Amor, one of the girls that comes in later? No, I need to be the bomb show. need to come in and fuck everybody yeah that's what I was thinking like they're gonna be like oh this girl and I'm like fuck you fuck you gay you gay well you ain't shit you I still fuck like yeah I want to leave or do you fuck anyone no I'm you're there to win it America's gonna keep me in yeah they're not they're like we need to see what else

this fucking gremlin's gonna do oh so you know how this works and at the very tail end you fall in love but not even because you really do but just for yeah for the lord yeah the lord and then he's like actually no you've been a bitch all season I'm like and you're gay And I just fucking walk off And whatever Now I got a Nutraina deal And you know

I'm the face of fucking Jamba Juice And it was worth it all Yeah Jamba Juice right before they hit bankruptcy I used to be the Jumab Juice banana Wait Are they gone?

They're not gone No but I'm just very confused as to how they're still going Because since college I haven't gone Do you feel like you were propping them up Yes Yeah I love Jumogos Shout out

I shout out them forever Wait Did you work there? Yeah it was the banana They had a banana mask guy And I was, like, crumping in the street. Oh, you were literally the banana. Yeah, literally was the banana.

That's amazing. On Highway 6 and five, five, two, whatever. In Houston, Texas, I was the one Harlem shaking in the fucking banana. Wait, that's fucking in a shot at well. It's such an original scam because it's like you thought you were getting a smoothie and it had orange sherbert in it. Literally sherbert. But it was low-fat sherbet.

I'm trying to get this endorsement deal stuff. Nutrida, Jamba. Right. It was low-fat sherbet sherbet and low-fat juice. Okay, do you guys want to know? Have I ever told you what I did in college when I was dating my first boyfriend? He was a track star, so he had to eat a lot of calories every day, and I didn't understand calories. Is he boiled chicken, bro?

No, but we would go to Jamba Juice or Smoothie King, and every day he got the Hulk something. I didn't understand that it had 1,800 calories intentionally, way protein. It was all the calories you needed in one day, and I would go with him, and I would get the same. smoothie. He never said anything. I would get the same smoothie that he was getting that he would then go and run. I would eat all the same meals as him. And within a couple of months, my mom goes, it's the freshman 15, not 50. And I had gained so much fucking weight and not even realizing that I was eating so much sugar, 1,800 calories in one in one smoothie every single day. My calorie intake was like 4,000 for at least.

I just want to say that I was there. Yeah, you were. And I think you got fat before you started dating him. We went to college together. And we both were big freshman year. There's no trauma like dating a gym bro. Like truly. Guys, I was eating the same thing he was eating.

It was called the Hulk. You were already fat. Trust me. I saw you eating cereal in my hallway. The gym bros, they find one season that they like and they're like, And they're like, I got this. And they put it on every fucking thing. Lemon pepper steak.

It's always lemon pepper. Yeah, it's always lemon pepper. What do they? Oh, like they find one. They're just basic. Oh, they'll be like, it's the same. It's like chicken steak. The boiled chicken.

Boiled chicken. Oh, he's a fucking laba-doodle or. I like this food. Turkey, yeah. He's eating like a fucking dog. And sweet potato, spragus. Rice. The microwavable rice.

Of course, bitch. The girl version? to me is like when the girls who do like just the turkey slices with mustard, that's like the girl. Like, you know, or like celery. But are they training for anything? No, there, well, to be

to be skinny. I mean, if I had an eating disorder, that just sounds ghetto. I don't like what? I'm going to take this opportunity for a pregnancy complaint, which is that I'm trying not to have any flavor seasoning in my food because if I do and then I taste it later, I'm like, I want to

It's so gross. I mean, one of my biggest pregnancy heartbreaks was when I had to tell the fruit man, because you know, the fruit stalls are everywhere, that no tahin, no lemon, no chamois, no fixings. I just had to order straight fruit and that, like, broke my heart. He would look at me like, like, like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm just embarrassedada right now. Yeah, he was like really concerned the first time I ordered like nothing on it.

And I know that feeling. It's a heartbreak. But also the tasting of flavors that you don't want later on in the day is really bad. Like when I eat garlic, I love the taste of garlic. But I don't eat it because my acid reflux. And when it comes up later, it's bad. Why are you already pregnant? I know.

No, you and I, Jenna, there are people that hang on to garlic smells longer. Because when my partner eats garlic, it's like he never smells like it. You and I, three days later, we still smell like it. Three to five days later, it is coming out of me. of my it's disgusting yeah i knew i was pregnant um ooh flex i don't i think ever talked about this in a podcast ooh i knew i was pregnant because there was a spot that i used to barton at and they had a fried chicken you see what i'm going with this there was a fried chicken a restaurant attached to the bar and i would eat that shit every day and then one day i came in and i smelled

the chicken and i was just like and i was like Oh, I was like, I'm like, I'm like, niggott. And I, and I'm, I'm barfing at the smell of fried chicken. It was good chicken. That's it. I got to make a call. So you literally knew. Oh, for sure.

But that is so real. That's a real pregnancy symptom to like reject me. And they all kind of happened at the same time. It was like, it was like, my tits were like hard. It was like, they were so hard. And I was just, I remember I was like frowning. I was just like, I was just walking around like this. And then I go to work and I smelt the fried chicken, the chicken, and it's great chicken that I eat every day.

This, I, like, I smelt it and I was just like, bring back slavery. Because this is, I was like, I can't. I was like, this is too much. And then I took like $3 store pregnancy test and it was like, make a call. Make a call. Oh, my God. But I won't say how it ended, but it just, it just ended. It ended.

It's such like a reality, though, like I had a friend who got. pregnant from a guy that she had like just met or they had been dating for like three weeks or whatever um but the way she knew she was pregnant is because they went to the movies and all of a sudden she was repulsed by his like scent yeah and i think that's such a real pregnancy symptom is to be like there's a period of time where you're just like icked out by not just meat but like by your partner even yeah it's a weird i mean i don't know but from all the millions of pregnant friends that I always have, that my friend who got pregnant to, she was, like, disgusted by her partner. She didn't know she was pregnant.

This is, like, the first couple of weeks. And she was disgusted by him, but also, like, didn't want him to leave, ever. Stay in the vicinity. I'm surprised by this, because my aversions don't start until, like, several weeks after a missed period. Sorry, this is your second kid, right? Yeah, third part. I had lost the first one, but, yeah, second baby. but like but but my earliest sign is always my bra hurts i'm like why is my bra hurting me like

i remember i was at dinner and i took my bra off at dinner yeah i was like very unlike esther yeah like weird that's another like truth that these fuckers don't understand is like by the time you do realize that your body is changing you're six seven weeks in yeah like you don't feel a symptom earlier than that i would never know early like you just don't unless you are tracking your period like a crazy person, which even then, mine is some days, it's, it's some, some months, it's a 30 day cycle. Some months it's a 45 day cycle. Like there's no. I just had a 149 day cycle. So it's like, how would I know? Whenever I go to the doctors, they're like, could you be pregnant? And I go, no. And they go, okay, would you mind, would you, do you want to do a, do you

want to pee in a cup? And then every time they come and they go, we really thought you were going to be pregnant. And I'm like, no, I just gained weight. They're racist. Yeah. That's why. L.A. traffic. Like, I'm stressed. They're like, we saw you checked the, um, Latina box. We thought you were pregnant. Are your kids in the car? I was watching them. But that is so crazy. Like, that sounds like such a, I don't know, like a unique experience to like have a food that you love and then all of a sudden be like, it's grossing me out. And then to know exactly what that means. Because I would be like, oh, I must be sick. I don't know.

That's just so, I'm into that. The thing about me, I'm pretty, like, on brand with, like, what I like when I don't like. The only time I do feel kind of like that is when I'm starting my period. Like, I love, like, I like meat, like red meat. But when I'm on my period, I'm like, I need steak. And, like, I love sushi, but when I'm on period, the smell of sushi makes me want to barf. You're so anemic. Yeah.

Yeah. I know that feeling. Very. I love how in tune you are. Yeah. I didn't choose this. It shows me. You sound like me.

That's why when something is a little off, I freak the fuck out. Because I'm like, if I am a day or too late, I'm like, what are we doing, girl? Like, come on. You just go and smell chicken. No, I'm like, okay. We still like, I lick it raw. I'm like, okay. I was like, now if I get salmonella, then I'm pregnant.

Oh, yeah. That was like the one thing that it was so shocking to me, how real pregnancy is that one morning I was coming here. and I went up to the kitchen to fill my water bottle and our nanny was de-frosting chicken and I just looked at the raw chicken and I just threw up. Yeah. It's like, why?

I don't know why. It's just some hormones. Some hormones, they just, you know. There were songs I couldn't listen to because they would trigger nausea. Like, this is why I would tell people in the beginning I was like I would just drive in silence because I would hear a song that I would probably normally like

love and I would like I would be physically ill. I'm like I can't deal with that the hurts or whatever fucking you know. But this is also such a testament to like when we are in tune with our bodies and you can't ignore them how much things are affecting them or can't

affect them like sounds or all of the senses. Yeah feelings. Yeah feelings. That's what I always say. You know how guys are so quick to be like pussy smell like fish? Here's the thing. We know if our pussy smells like fish. Now I don't know about y'all. Or not, I don't know about y'all, but if your coochie smells like fish and you still be like, fuck it, Yolo, that's on you.

You deserve all the hate that you get after that. But also he does too because it's like, what are we doing? I'm like, no, you know when you have an, like women, we know, you know, we have an infection. You know what you have. Because it's uncomfortable. It's not just a smell. Like, it's like, it fucking hits you. Yeah.

Oh, I, yeah, need to call that man and ask them some questions because things are feeling crazy. We do know. Like, I know if my coochie smell like fish. Which is BV, by the way, guys. It's BV. And mostly comes from who? Man. So, thank you.

Mm-hmm. Clock that. Anyways. Trick smells like pretty fishy too. Which one? Trichomoniasis. What's that? Isn't that?

It's a parasite, right? That's bacteria. That's like BV is bacteria, right? No, BV is bacterial vagin. I think it's a parasite. I don't think it's trick. It's like a vaginal parasite. Trichomoniasis?

That's the one where it's green, right? Yes. I've never seen it, but I've heard. But in BV is a little bit silvery. You know what I'm thinking this? BV is yellow, I thought. Oh, I don't know. You know what I'm thinking this?

Remember when I went to Mexico and I got the vaginal parasite? Yeah. They thought it was trick. Yeah. I went into a cave with water for a very long time. She's an idiot. That's why. And there were so many bats.

It was like a senote? Yes, but it wasn't a natural cenote where there were the water's flowing in and out. It was like in a water park. You're in a swamp, bitch? Since hearing this story, like, I don't even want to take a bath anymore. Like, I don't want to be in water. That is so scary.

No, this one was really. There was a bit of guano. Guys, I was there just going like, this is so amazing. Look at all the bats. And, like, climbing up on rocks. And I think the issue, too, is I was peeing all the time. So my pussy was opening and then, like, closing instead of just being closed. I don't know.

That's your re-thraud. You don't know. It doesn't open the door. And I'm bullying you because I didn't know that either. I would change my tampon every time I pee because I thought. Oh. Yeah. And then one day my friend was like, I'm not trying to be your business, but.

But your eurythra is up your inside your vulva. It's tough. If you open your labia, your urethra. Is what you're saying. But usually that. All the men in the room stop throwing up. It's fine. Because usually your labia is like here.

I think that you're right in that there have been times where my ureth has accidentally gotten soap inside and then I pee after and it burns. Really? When you wash it a little too hard. Oh, you know what? You're not supposed to use soap. Soap.

Yeah, we stop soap. My old, crippled little Jewish gino was like, why the fuck are you using soap? Yes. And he says, you need to use water. And ever since he said that, boom. I was like, I never thought that my vaginal health would be in excellent shape

due to a fucking man and his 100 years of living. But a crippled old Jew, it's like, all right. Oh, for sure. I'm listening to everything. said yeah he's the he's the fucking wiki leaks of life dude but i thought they thought i had trick and they were like yeah we can see it and then i went back three times to plan parent parenthood and then another gynecologist and they were like no you don't but at this point i was already bleeding it had been three or four months they were like you like you have to take

these antibiotics but they didn't know which one to give me and then they finally found out that i had a parasite they're like congratulations you have a a family living in here. It's a family of bats. Oh, you're a mother of bats. I would love to be a mother of bats. Bats are cute. But all to say, don't be in standing, sitting fucking anything water for a long time.

I was there for a long time. But this is why I don't do lakes either. I'm an ocean girly through and through. I need movement. I need to see movement in water. Your vagina's safe in there? You can still get like stuff on your skin and anything else, I'm sure. like lake stuff you have the amoebas you got yeah it's a whole

ecosystem in austin they have a the lakes out there where like they have the fishies oh they eat it off here ding ding ding ding the dead skin now granted it was crazy there's spas that you pay for that shit you go to austin grab a beer go in there and it's they literally they just like it's so cute yeah i've seen it come out looking like a revived white woman it's like it's fucking it's nice and then you buy a house later, and it's just super fun. With zero APR. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about your... Pussy parasite. That's scary. Pussy parasite. This was last year, and it was like a seven-month ordeal. It was really, really bad. And then they finally just gave me the antibiotic that was for... What do they call it?

For parasites? What is it like a... Gingerail and... Gingerail and... It was something really strong. And when they first told me that I had trick, I was like, first off, I'm not fucking. And then like, who did my man's fuck? Right.

And I called him. And he was like, I don't know what to say. Like, I will get tested to prove to you, but like I have not done anything. And then I was like, oh, they actually said it's not trick. Sorry. Like after he had gone and got tested, I went back like two days later. And they're like, we don't know what you're talking about. You do not have trick.

You have something. It's like a parasite. Oh. It was bad. Fun. On that note. On that note. glad you're still here on that note our producers want you to leave the building great you guys

thank you so much thank you lea you are so fun and funny oh i love you guys we really actually low-key hope that you stay here a lucky too even though new york is cooler thank you so much leggies for being here and i think that's it right we'll see you next week yeah we'll see you next week yeah we'll see you next week with a brand new studio I don't know. I'm going to be. I don't know. I don't know.

Thank you.