Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - OOPS! ALL DARES ft. Rudy Jules & Jenna Jiménez

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

happy day slugs! it’s a Family Sleepover episode with rudy jules and jenna! This episode is pure chaos but ultimately on brand with talks of jules’ recent break up, jealousy, roommate rules & school girl bullying. We end with a game of Truth or Dare where jenna eats like a horse & the gals expose dark truths!! We laugh, we cry, we live, we love, we pray and we eat. Enjoy! JOIN THE WEIRDEST PATREON EVER: https://www.patreon.com/c/TrashTuesdayPodcast Chapters: 00:00 Khalyla's Surprise Gift to Esther 02:15 Sleepover 05:00 Jules' Break Up :( 18:20 We Love You Esther 25:05 Car Problemz 30:00 Jules is Turning into Bobby 47:57 TRUTH OR DARE *Listen to Esther's New Solo Pod!* https://www.esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com *Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop* https://www.ebboceanclub.com/ for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products! FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday MORE ESTHER: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/ MORE KHALYLA: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/ Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A PRODUCTION: Production Team: Tiny Legends, LLC: https://www.instagram.com/tinylegends.prod/ Stella Young: https://www.instagram.com/estellayoung/ Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/ Arielle Jade: https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/

Esther I have a gift for you what and you don't even fucking notice you ungrateful bitch You're not wearing your sunglasses. Yeah, of course I noticed I Know you know, you know, I noticed it and I go I look I go Esther don't say anything I go don't bring attention to it. Maybe she forgot It's because I forgot It wasn't an intentional gift for you. I'm not thinking about you in that way. Do you want a pair to wear?

My face is what it is. My eye is weird. I can't even tell. What? I know, but. That triggers her. I know that you can tell, I'm sure. Yeah, it triggers, yeah.

No, it doesn't close in the same way. Oh, trust you me, if I had one eyelash that didn't move when I blinked, I would notice, so. But I'm really doing this in honor of Lil Nas X. What? He has, another cutie has gone down with the bells, baby. Really, congratulations to the crew. Thank you so much.

It's really allowed me to come forward with my own condition. Oh my god. Well you have been really, I actually think, like, in all seriousness, you have been productive for the movement because you're appearing on camera every week with Bell's Palsy. Thank you, and now most people think I'm just blind.

Dude, people want Bell's Palsy because of you. No way, really? Yeah, they do, they're like, do you want him? It might just be me, but yeah. Do you guys want it? No, there's this girl online, she's like so gorgeous, she just had a baby. I think she's like Kelly

Slater's like sister-in-law and she's this beautiful like healing woman from Hawaii the moment I saw that she had Bell's palsy I'm like oh this is a cute girl thing shout out to our Golden Slugs Thomas Thomas and Brandon. We have a huge Patreon episode that just dropped and we can't wait for you guys to check it out. We went way too far, way too deep. We just, we went for an hour talking about topical stuff. We talked about all of the behind the scenes stuff

going on right now. We worked through a couple interpersonal issues, you might say. Check that out at the Patreon, patreon.com slash Trash Tuesday podcast link below. We love you guys. Also come see me at the Comedy Store May 9th in LA. Welcome guys back to Trash Tuesday.

We have a family style episode today. So share what you ordered with everyone at the table in our honor and this is our sleepover themed slumber party. I want to defend myself. Oh please because I'm with you I feel rage. Because of my jeans? Yes. Who sleeps in jeans? You for sure don't sleep in jeans. I have a defense. Say it. I really wanted to wear this hoodie because it's from my former RIP clothing line, Sleepover.

I'm wearing the pants. But I didn't want my nanny to see me leave the house in this and matching sweatpants because I thought I would look like a clown and I didn't want to embarrass myself and I thought if I put jeans with it, I'll look like I'm not going to wear pajamas to work. The defense is not good enough at all.

No. You look like trash every single day. You always walk around with your pants hanging off of your stomach, out of your butt crack. I know. I know. So, no. Is she young? No, but I just don't want to look like a fool.

Like a non-professional. Yeah. No, I get that. Especially around the nanny. That is a person who cares for your child. She's going to report back to your child one day and say, your mom walked out of the house, said she was going to work, but she was actually in pajamas.

So where is she actually going? So what about this option? I didn't get the memo, so I had to run home and get pajamas. And I just changed when I got here. So you could just bring. Yeah. And I agree with Jenna because this morning I stripped this off my mom's body. She was in bed and you were like, mom. Literally like 10 minutes before I had to leave

I looked at her, she was in her pajamas and I don't have any. So I get naked lady. Get naked now and she's like what? And so I just put it on. Jules, how's your pajama look? This is always my look, but I sleep with this. Those are Bobby's clothes.

Yeah. Bobby. Wait, I was like, you're not an Arsenal fan. Yeah. What's an Arsenal? Did you know Bobby said I could use his clothes, so I just get stuff, and this looks cool. I do plan on ransacking his closet soon.

He said I could. Yeah, but I don't know anything about Arsenal. And his beanie collection. Great beanie collection. His shoes too. You wear shoes, right? Wait, what size are you? Nine.

Me too. Oh. But I'm like eight and a half to nine. So you're still living with Bobby. How's it going? It's fine. I don't see him a lot, but yeah. Yeah, it's fine. We should start off him a lot, but yeah. It's fine.

We should start off on a really low note. Okay. Jules, what are you going through? Well, no, just... Let's do a check-in. Let's do a check-in. Yeah. Yeah. How are you feeling, Jules, and what are you going through? Are you single? Are you taken? What's the note? Well, I'm single. What? Since when?

Since Sunday. Jules. Oh. Oh, OK. Why didn't you tell me immediately? I don't know. I told it to Kali yesterday. Yeah, she's one of those delayed reporters.

How are you doing? Do you want to tell us anything about it? Because I don't want to say I feel bad if you're like, I'm fine. Can you remind us what it's like to go through a breakup at 23? it feels like The world thing. Yeah, the Oh, I don't feel bad again. Oh my god my first breakup, you know when that happened I know but right now we're asking jewels. No, you're answering for her and no one asked you. I'm so sorry I just wanted to let you know that I agree that it's the worst feeling in the world. Of course it is. Yeah but you know it's fine. No it's not. Do you want to tell us what happened? You don't have to. There's a lot but like we ended in a like we agreed to like, it's not like. That was amicable. Yeah.

That's almost worse. Like it feels harder. Yeah, because like, I'm sorry. I have to bring up my poetry. Your poetry? I'd rather hear about Jenna's first breakup. What? But it's, I always used to say that like,

when someone slams the door to leave you, you're gonna see them again. When someone shuts the door quietly, it's final. So when I, by that I mean, when it's amicable, it's over. Now make it a haiku. When you're fighting, there's so much tension there, you guys are gonna come back together and talk it out again. So it's never like, I'll fuck you, fuck you,

never lose my number. You guys are gonna talk again. This is acceptable poetry. Thank you so much, Jenna. That makes sense, that was a really good collation. Amidst you crying, I'm like. I would like to bring up my poetry. Joel, sorry, Jules.

It's fine, I feel like everyone goes through it. But it doesn't minimize yours. Everyone goes through it and every it's fucking brutal. And there will literally never be a worse breakup than this one. Oh, there will be. Yeah, but it won't feel the same. This is your first breakup. No, my third.

Your first like significant heartache. You're right there are worse ones but there's nothing that feels as I don't know like you don't know anything. What are you doing right now to sort of like help yourself? Gaming. Like. Well she does live with Bobby. Your god.

Yeah I've just been like shooting. It's just her and Bobby. Yeah. with Bobby, your God. Yeah, I've just been like shooting. It's just her and Bobby. Yeah, I've just been shooting people and just like sleeping, but mostly just shooting people. Are you eating? She wasn't eating before, so. Yeah, I try to. Okay.

I'm still drinking matcha to poo. Okay. Yeah. Hey. Hey, that's a plus. A plus with a matcha to poo. Yes. Hey, that's applause. Applause with a matcha to poo. Sorry, Jules. I'm so sorry. It's like there's really nothing that you can say to help. It's just like Esther said, you just have to do things that help you. But being in this place, like you have to be. You have to be there.

Yeah. I'm not even gonna say anything to make you feel better, cause nothing works. You're so right. You have to just feel. You have to feel. Literally nothing works. I'm not gonna try to help you. You have to feel so shitty and like this is the worst thing ever. Isn't that what I told you yesterday?

That's what, yeah. I think that's what I said. I was like, listen, you just gotta ride it out. Ride it out like a brave girl, cry it out, listen to the saddest shit. Don't try to do, oh, pick me up. I'm gonna do this to try to make myself better. No, it's gonna make it worse. Like go to the depths of hell. Go to the saddest shit. Don't try to do, oh, pick me up. I'm gonna do this to try to make myself better. No, it's gonna make it worse.

Go to the depths of hell. Go to the depths of it. Because everything that you feel is valid. Like everything feels like this is the worst thing ever. It's never gonna be worse than this and your life is not gonna go on. Do you know what's crazy is I was actually talking to a guy friend and he said that what he was sad about

was the loss of the relationship and I'm like, but you're great. Like you're so great. You're gonna find someone else. And he's like, I know I'm great. And I'm like, whoa. Like I'm so used to that when I would go through a breakup, it would be like I'm never gonna find anyone because I suck and I'm bad. Oh, that's never me. And this guy was like, no, I just am sad to miss that person but I'm wondering do you Do you feel like you're? Do you know that you're like a good catch or do you feel insecure about that in this moment?

Not really. It's just the same way that he feels I feel like he was like my best friend or like I was like close to it Yeah, really close and like now it's gone. It's like when you go to text that person when you have a thought and you want to share something when it's like you find it in so many different when you run into it in so many different ways. It becomes like reflexive right like every thought you have every idea every feeling you report to that person and it just becomes muscle memory so now you have to go through your day almost stopping yourself 20 times a day from reaching out.

But I told her yesterday something that really helped me a lot, which was anytime I had a thought to reach out to that person, I just texted myself. And so that way it had a way out that I was still communicating to whatever, the ether. And it took the pressure off and the pain off a little bit feeling like I had no one to go to I like this symbolism of that of like

building up a rapport with yourself and like building confidence and that like sharing a thought with yourself matters I don't know I'm sorry I don't let's move on because let's just change the. I'm glad you're shooting people, Jules. I know that. I'm glad that you called me in. Let's do check-in. Okay. Who wants to go next? Adichenda?

I think she was foaming at the mouth wanting to talk about her college breakup. I know really just that it sucks and that like I'm perfectly fine now and I didn't want to be with that person anyhow. If Dave broke up with you out of the blue. I can't even go there, I have nightmares. He's been trained at high levels

to know that that can't happen. Like the consequences are too high. And now you have a kid, so it's great. Cause you can just be like, ooh, baby face, can't do that. What if your partner broke up with you? This is one of my biggest anxiety loops lately is that something that something's going to happen to him. Yes.

And I, you know, I'll share it on the Patreon, but I would die. The what if of it all is like enough to kill you. I hate, I hate, I think I tell you about this all the time. Her and I, she's like, don't you feel like similar? Yeah, she does all my fears of like losing my dad are now projected onto Dave like Times a million more. Yeah. Yeah and everything that he does like if he's gonna have some sugar or something I'm sure like panic. No, he can have some sugar I just I truly like I would rather him break up with me than like, than eat sugar.

But it's because to you, it's not just a control thing. It's linked to then you're not going to be healthy. Then what if something happens to you? And then what if you die? And I'm not like you can't have any sugar. Like I make dessert, we eat dessert. He's allowed seven grams. No, like it's like I'm hyper aware and scared.

I'm like, yeah. Yeah, and it turns into rage towards them. Yesterday I went out on a walk with Aloha and it was just a couple of walks around the block and I was like, why are you breathing so heavily? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I'm angry that he's out of breath before me

and it's like, you're stronger than me, you're supposed to live longer than me, why are you breathing like that? Wait like, you're stronger than me. You're supposed to live longer than me. Why are you breathing like that? Wait, it does turn into that. Why is he supposed to live longer? You're supposed to live longer. No, I want him to live longer. Aww.

Yeah, she can't have him die. I can't deal with that heartache. And then, no, she'll die. I'm the least. Women live longer, that's the whole thing. But he's a more useful human than me. He can do more than me. He can, he's just more able. He's just. Yeah, I'm

I'm the lesser. I would say no, no, no. Like, like, yes, he's incredible. And obviously, I love him for our community because then I'm like, I can use him. But you're useful in so many of your own ways. I love a piggy his. I think you would love a piggyback ride from Aloha. Dude, he could give us all piggyback rides at the same time. He's gonna breathe even heavier. And I'll be mad at you for causing him to breathe hard. Wait, okay, Jenna, check in. This is your moment.

What's going on with you lately? It's a present day check in, not a college breakout check in. Wait, this is so funny because this reminds me when I first started using Instagram like 10 years ago. Esther used to get so angry at me because I would post things that weren't Insta and she'd be like that's from two weeks ago that's not how Instagram works. I stand by. I'm fine I feel like what people must feel like when they're doing

drugs I got back last night I've been gone for three and a half weeks that's all. Where were you? I was in Chicago. I did standup with Esther. And then I shot a pilot presentation and then a commercial. And then I went to go visit Renato. And I was under slept for a very long time and then slept like 12 hours a night at Renato's place. Oh, that sounds delicious.

Yeah. Jenna was like couch surfing in Chicago. You don't even understand. It was horrible. Every day, she's like, I have nowhere to sleep tonight. That is mattresses. You've changed. You guys, if you guys don't know this, Jenna has a 12 step pre sleep ritual that if even one thing goes out of place, she loses her shit. So this is incredible. Who are you?

No, it was horrific. It wasn't incredible. It was horrific. I went like 13 days basically without sleeping because people would like breathe and be like, and then I'm just awake and stuck. And people are just like waking up at five and six o'clock in the morning in places.

And birds are chirping so loud. As they do because they're birds. Because we live on birds. But you know what's good because I was like, Jenna you must adjust, you must move on. I mean when we first met I could sleep in places. I could sleep with you in a hotel room in Vegas. I could sleep on the floor now, no.

So I feel very sleep deprived but I feel good. I've been having some migraines lately. That's been shitty. Did you have good times with your partner because you were visiting him? What do you mean by good times? I don't mean... I know I just wanted to make you feel uncomfortable. Like was it good was it nice was it rejuvenating? It was so lovely it was rejuvenating I slept so much we hung out we snled, we hiked. Are you afraid of him dying? Oh my god yes and the rage that I feel. Oh my god. I got him a bag of popcorn. It's just popcorn okay. And he ate half the bag in one night. I mean it was his birthday so I was trying to be

nice. If you know anything about him like he can binge eat. He can eat like 30 cookies at a time. Then he ate the whole bag and And I was like, you know, we can't have popcorn here because if you're gonna be eating like this at night, which is very bad for you, and then it makes your asthma be bad, then what's that mean about the future of your health? And I mean, I went on like a 45 and he thought I was just like joking at first.

I'm like, I'm being serious. Why won't you talk to me like a person? We need to figure out. We are all sugar intake, your popcorn. This cannot be happening at night. It affects your asthma when you lay down and I can hear you wheeze at night and then I check on him that he's breathing.

I keep my hand here on his abdomen and until like two hours of knowing that he's finally asleep and I can feel his breathing and it's been breathing for two hours, then I can go to sleep. This I understand. Living with someone with asthma is its own personal hell. My sister is an insanely asthmatic person so anywhere we go even if it's a small trip do you have your nebulizer? Do you have your prednisone taper pack? Do you have your emergency inhaler? Do you have

your maintenance? Like I do a check with her and then I check my bag for emergency inhalers. Yes. Make sure that the house everyone has it just in case because it's like, what happens if she can't breathe? He was like, why do you carry my inhaler with you still? And I was like, in case I'm with you and you're dying. You guys, I get this. Can I tell you guys a story? I'm not even kidding. And it's not funny at all, but I tell you guys a story? I'm not even kidding and it's not funny at all,

but I appreciate the last. Yes, let's move on from me, because I'm so tired. Because this is like bringing up a story that I've never talked about on this show that I feel like I need to share. I've just been, it's been coming up lately where I'm like, why do I keep this in?

So when I first moved to LA, you guys know that I was so enamored by all the beautiful women in the city. And my very first friend that I met, I met her at Earth Cafe. Oh no, is this? Yeah, don't, just leave it. And she was so beautiful and so funny and like thought I was funny and like we just had this like amazing chemistry and it was awesome and and so we just became like instant friends and it was so much fun because she was like the kind of girl that like would go to Coachella or like we would

be driving to breakfast one morning at M Cafe and she'd be like hold on and she'd open the door and throw up she'd be like last night was crazy close she'd open the door and throw up. She'd be like, last night was crazy. It was just so much fun to hang out with her. I ended up doing this pilot for MTV when I was first doing standup, and she was my hot girl best friend in it, which was true, whatever. And then one day, I'm driving, it was actually when I was shooting Parks and Rec, and I get this weird alert on my phone, and it's a message from her aunt on Facebook, and it just goes like, please pray for her.

I'm like, what is, and I instantly get so mad. I'm like, what? Who are you? Why are you saying this to me? What's going on? And basically I come to find out that she was in Las Vegas at a modeling convention. Oh wait, I do know this story. So she was at a modeling convention in Las Vegas and one of her friends got ice cream and was like, do you want

some ice cream? And she's like, sure. She takes a bite. All of a sudden she goes, wait, were there peanuts in this? And they immediately call 911 and the emergency people get there and they don't have an EpiPen. And she basically loses oxygen to her brain and she has been, this was maybe like 10 years ago, she has been in like, I don't wanna say her state because I don't wanna like, I don't know what the family, how they feel about her state, but she has been like, essentially in a vegetative state, like since then. And it just turns out that like, this was such a, because you go like, well, how did that

happen? What happened? It's so confusing. I had an epipen there, but the paramedics are supposed to have epipens. So much so that I recently heard that the family sued the paramedics and they've got $30 million. Like that's how bad this whole disaster was. It's so hard for me to talk about because this was my best friend.

It's just been this like horrible thing that I've like been carrying for the last like 10 years. I don't really know how to communicate about it. I don't know. It's just so I can't believe it still. This is horribly traumatizing Esther. And you know, I think that you don't give yourself enough credit for being very like medically like paranoid and a little bit of a hypochondriac but as you tell these stories it all makes sense. I mean it makes sense that Jenna carries an EpiPen. It makes sense that no one in my family is allergic to anything I carry an EpiPen.

Like these are things that like all it takes is for one small thing to happen. But this that you just said is huge. What a traumatizing thing. I still, I just can't even believe it. My friend just had a bite of ice cream and then is essentially not there anymore. It's just really, I don't know, I don't really know, it's just horrible. And I have no profound thing to share or say,

and that's why I never talk about it, but just with you guys saying that you always have urinalers and stuff, and that's why now whenever I hear anything about allergies and do you always carry an EpiPen, because I just think about if she had had an EpiPen, she'd still be like, you know. God.

Yeah. Gosh, I'm really sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry you've been holding it for that long. I'm just, I'm sad for her and her family. I'm really, yeah. I'm sorry that this is the sleepover episode. Take the popcorn away.

It causes asthma. Does it really? It's an itchy food. I guess that was my check in. Causes Renato's. Yeah. Shit. I'm sorry, thank you for sharing,

but also fuck, that's like really heavy. My PSA is like always have an EpiPen, like even if her. I have mine on me all the time and sometimes. Is it expired? No. Okay, because you always like expired ones. We're just honestly, pen like even if you have mine on my on me all the time and sometimes expired no okay you always like expired ones we're just honestly if anyone listening is anxious they're triply anxious now okay nine of twenty twenty five I'm pretty good now now that I take it seriously I didn't take my allergies very seriously

before like I remember one time I was watching Julio when he was a baby baby and I tried jackfruit, raw jackfruit and my allergies have been popping up over the years. My throat gets so tight that I'm like talking like this a little bit and I'm with my friend Alyssa and she's like looking at the back of my throat and it's like red now.

But I'm chilling, I'm with Julio and she's like, you need to take a Benadryl right now. But it's like, I texted you and you were like, Jenna, do not fuck around. I took the Benadryl. It was like 6 p.m. And then I took Julio out to some like a taco truck like night. Oh, this is before Julio was Julio. He was just a little, little baby. Yeah. And I'm like drugged.

Like every picture of me and Julio is just like me half asleep being like because of jackfruit but I have my EpiPen at all times. I obviously knew you when that happened and I think about her probably every month I'm not joking. Wow. I know this story secondhand I never heard it from like you specifically. Wait really? Yeah there were a lot of people I think who knew her. I remember this story, not from you, not from me, from someone else. I was allergic to nothing until I was like 17. I could eat everything.

Kaila, do you have a check-in or do you feel like you checked in? I feel like I checked in with a look at me in my face, right? We're celebrating a new era. A milestone that you didn't choose. Before we got, you sent out a text to the group saying, I said, I was gonna be four minutes late. You said, oh, I'm gonna be five minutes late because you left your house and your gas tank was empty. Why do you have to tell everybody?

That's so embarrassing. I'm only bringing it up because I because this is one of the few things you and I have in common. It's so bad. I don't want to have this in common. I'd be riding it down to four miles, bitch. I will not. And I refuse to fill my tank until it beeps and tells me

the car is about to stop. I don't know what's wrong with me but I cannot I cannot cannot get out of it until until. Aloha's like because he's father father God said what if there's an emergency and you'd have to drive somewhere I was like when's that gonna happen and then the fires happened and then in my head as I'm packing I'm like oh my babe, there's no gas in the tank. And you know what he said? I filled it up this morning.

Oh my God. My God, this is why I said we love him in our community. I have the chills. This is the best story ever. And on that note, thank you so much for joining us today. That's so dad vibes, because I remember when I first moved to LA, my dad was like, you never let for joining us today. That's so dad vibes because I remember when I first moved to LA, my dad was like, you never let it get below half.

My mom and dad get so angry at me every time. And it feels like one of the things that I would be upset about someone else doing, but I'm the one who does it. Four miles, three miles, sometimes I'm like, ooh, I don't know why. Because I was so broke once upon a time that I would put $5 at a time, $9.

That's what she just did. No, I did the full thing, but I used to do like, here's a $10 bill. I still do that, because I'm broke. And so we would live on the edge a little bit, and I think we got a little bit too comfortable like living on that edge that it's now like, us being we do as adults.

Here's the thing that's not good, is it can, if you have a hybrid, it can actually fuck up your car. I waited. Wait, I have a hybrid. My Prius, specifically Prius's. So my Prius, I had to have AAA come get me. I thought my car had broken down

because it was like wood, it stopped. It's like, will not go. And it was just because I had let the gas get too low. Uh oh, Jules, you do that. Well, at the collila taught me like, oh, with a hybrid Prius, even with an empty, even if it's empty, you can go for like 20 miles.

Wait, are you serious? So I was like, okay, this is fine. So I've been, I don't say 20, I literally said 80. Oh, oh, 80, more. Is that true? I have a hybrid, I didn't know that. I'll never get gas again. Some, in my- When I was on the phone with her. She's like, oh it says I have no gas

I'm like how much she's like none. I'm like, when did the light go on? She's like two days ago I'm like you got 50 miles Jules don't take my advice. You know what, but it seems like it's fine at the time the car still you know What wasn't fine fine until it wasn't wait even when it's zero? Yeah, I still go from my house to school. That's all the way over there. But you know what's crazy, what advice you didn't take from me and Jenna was for a year and a half, we said, hey, change your brake.

Your brake light is on. And then you didn't, and then what happened? I was going 80 on the freeway. And I couldn't break. Yeah, and I was like panicking. I don't know how I stopped the car, but it stopped. The gas, it ran out of gas. Speed.

Your brakes weren't working. It ran out of gas. Luckily you had no gas and so you just took your foot off the pedal and it was just like. So actually you did everything perfect. Was it scary, Jo? It was so scary and I just.

My brakes also went out. Were you like, woo! Yeah, I was trying to move side to side to maybe somehow make the car slower. Oh. Yeah. I remember when I was doing open mics and stuff and I was in the car with a couple comedians and the girl driving, her car ran out of gas

and I was just like, I should have never left home. This is bad, I'm with the wrong crowd. You should not be driving on Sunset Boulevard with no gas. It just freaked me out. And now I'm like, if I run out of gas while I'm driving, I just think I would have so much shame. Yeah. Oh, I don't.

Why? When Bobby ran out of gas. I don't have shame. Somewhere in like mid Wilshire, in like literally like peak traffic, Bobby ran out of gas and he held up traffic in an intersection. When I tell you this man did not know what to do,

he like froze. Were you there? I, Steven Fury, just happened to be driving in that area, saw that Bobby was like pacing around in circles around his car, not knowing what to do. And I think he handed Bobby, he went to go to the gas station, handed Bobby like this. And I think Bobby still didn't know what to do.

Like remember that scene in Zoolander where they were having like a gasoline party? Yes. That's what he was doing. He was like spilling gas everywhere. He was fully panicked. He probably didn't even know how to put it in if it wasn't coming from a gas station hose.

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It smells so good. It smells like comfort. That's what Socie says. Go to bytagena.com. You can also find it in the bio in Jenna Joumenes and at by Tia Jenna. Jules, I'm really starting to be a little concerned that you are becoming Bobby 2.0. Oh, thank you for saying that because I was going to say that. But then she said the breakup and I was like, oh, you guys are rude.

How is she being rude? You're rude by saying that it's a bad thing. No one said it was rude. She said she's worried, concerned. She's saying. Mainly that, well, you guys are sharing shoes, a wardrobe, the gaming, the shooting. And now, people don't know this,

but she bought Bobby's old car from him. So she's driving around Bobby's old Prius, and she treats the car the same way Bobby treats the car. Like shit. How are you gonna be nice to that car after you know what Bobby did to it? There are bullet holes, you're right. Also, I cleaned up shit from his backseat in that car.

I love the car, it's just, I don't know, I just, it's so dirty, I just like, make old coffee and just like trash and I just don't know what to do. Girl, let me treat you to a car wash, a little vacuum. It's so weird to because she's so hyper clean in common spaces. Yeah, but when you know something can never be clean,

it's like, what's the point? Yeah, and she probably feels like this is not mine. Also, I learned another habit you're gonna hate it at the because Dieto Bobby has so much Diet Coke. Oh no. And you've been drinking Diet Coke? And I tried it and I was, oh my God, this is so good. Oh no.

It was so bad. Kaililah, if you just saw what happened when you said that, she ripped her knee like this. I'm gonna rip the flesh out of my kneecap. What's next, Red Bull bitch? No, I can't do Red Bull. She's so young, it's okay. Why is it so bad?

Diet Coke? Yeah. Why are you saying it like that? I know you don't drink it to stay. But I thought hot girls do Diet Coke. I mean, ask Esther, she knows. They do. It's kinda like in your 20s, it's okay.

But after 30s, you can't. Yeah, I don't know. I'm mixed on Diet Coke, cause I do think it's, there's instances where I think it's useful because it's like If it's gonna keep you from having too much sugar if it's gonna I know I'm ready to argue I'm ready to I'm just stating a little bit of stuff. You can come at me It's gonna keep you from having sugar Sometimes if you're like a big eater, you know

And you want to like just have something to get you through the day, to get you through from meal to meal. Like I do see its benefits. I've had a lot of good times with a Diet Coke, a Coke Zero. Girl, if you try Coke Zero, that's even better. But I understand what might be coming my way right now, but I'd like to hear it.

It ain't coming your way, you brought it. I don't think it's the smart dietary choice, even if you are trying to consume less sugar, because in my head, this is what I think happens. You consume something sweet, it triggers something in your brain to be like, okay, I'm receiving sugar, but it doesn't receive the sugar. Although your body's now released a certain amount of insulin, thinking it's receiving that sugar. And it doesn't.

So then you still have a spike maybe? No, but then what happens is that you end up craving more sugars afterwards because your body didn't receive what it thought it was receiving and it released the insulin. But what about all those skinny girls who drink Diet Coke?

That doesn't mean they're healthy. Well, they're skinny. Yeah, but type two diabetics and type one, they're skinny. How dare you pretend, ew, who cares about skinny? I do not want to be skinny. Some people traditionally are trying to lose weight. Well, I'm speaking from me, not some people, bitch. Well, I've known you when you wanted to be skinny.

No, you've known me when I wanted to not have a lot of belly fat, when I got really heavy, maybe in Argentina. OK, well, to me, that's the same thing. But I don't want to be skinny. I want to be strong and shape. Same. I don't want to be skinny. Skinny looks so bad on me.

I want to be strong. But I'm just saying, look, I know this is a very stressful topic to talk about when you're talking to a bunch of women But I think sometimes some people want to lose a little weight and some of us I'll speak personally I've struggled. I've gained weight. I've wanted to lose weight. I don't think there's anything wrong with that There's nothing wrong with that. No one's saying there's anything wrong with that Let's arm wrestle. Okay. I think I'm okay with a diet coke just don't graduate until you like sugar free Red Bull.

No I tried it it was so disgusting. We all have our shit too yes I've wanted to lose weight before yes I've wanted to gain weight before but the sugar thing like you're saying when it goes to your brain the older I get the more I realize like how I don't want to, I don't wanna like sugar shame or body shame, okay? But- Sugar shame Moseley. But I think about what you think of. No one gets that preference,

it was such a home run, no one got it. Some old guy shit. What? Sugar shame Moseley, no one knows him. Is that like from In Living Color or something? One of the greatest boxers ever. Oh, Sugar Ray Leonard. Sugar Ray Leonard was also one of them,

which she said Sugar Shame. Sugar Ray? Sugar Ray. Every morning, with a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's football's bed. Demonetized. Correct. Probably not, no one cares.

I got a thumbs up from Erin over there though. Wait, you know what I always used to remember that it's not monetized. Oh, yeah, correct. Probably not. No one cares. I got a thumbs up from Erin over there, though. Wait, you know what I always used to remember that it said on Sugar Free Things? Phenylketonurics contains phenylalanine. What is that? Phenylketonuria is something. Did you guys ever have Olestra? No.

Never. What is that? I had aphedra. Oh, well, Olestra was in those chips that were like no calorie chips. What were they called? Like wow or something? I think any of the diet stuff is weird. The 90s are so shady, like the whole snack wells thing.

Atkins. Like there's so much. Wow, they're fat free. Cooked in Olestra. And they tasted so good, but they had this like chemical Olestra that would just make you like shit out all your organs. Like literally. It was so shady and everyone would just. Look, it says something about flatulence. Abdominal cramping. Abdominal cramping, diarrhea. Oh my God.

You guys never had elestra chips? And so they were removed from the market. Whoa, no. Oh my God, those were the craze over in Skokie. Diet stuff scales me. So she's not having elestra. Yeah, just don't have elestra. Look I was I took a fedra. What you mean a fedron? Yeah but at that time it was what it was called

hydroxy cut. Oh my god. Did I have heard so many times from commercials? That just brought me back to the makeup of the time, the jeans where they cut. The belt. The boots with the fur, the belt. Oh, to me, it's just like being home from school watching TV and no one cares. Like you're just sitting there all day in front of the TV. Wait, hydroxycut.

Yeah, I was very disordered. So I would run, run, run over workout and then hydroxycut. But what happened was for some reason, my body, they would come in these like big capsules and my body Decided that it didn't want to get past my esophagus and one day I I'm not kidding I thought I was vomiting shit balls One day I was in San Diego I was in San Marcos and I started like feeling nauseous and I started vomiting and it was like all very round

And I I told my dad I was like like I think I'm shitting from my mouth and only and he was like oh because they're very uniformed and it turns out they never it never even like broke down past. Okay but did you think that it was working? Hell yeah. Also it probably did work like I was insane and like hopped up and you know jittery That sounds so fun. It's probably the root of my heart condition to be honest. Jules have you ever taken shady stuff like that? No, because of what they call I I get scared so diet coke is like the extreme. Yeah. Good. Yeah I remember the Senna tea.

I think it's like coming back around. Oh, ballerina tea is what they called it. Yeah, I would be doubled over in pain, but I was like, it doesn't matter as long as I shit out whatever I eat. Oh yeah, you used to love shitting because I remember I would never get diarrhea. Like diarrhea is not a thing I have

and Kaleida would always be like, oh, I love diarrhea. I love it too. This is like 12, 13 years. Because it's, we're disordered. Guys, but you're not, people think that like when you have diarrhea, you're like losing weight and you're like pooping out more than you would.

It's just the same poop, it's just soft. And it's getting all of that, it's all clearing it out. No, it's this idea that it's- It causes more inflammation and you look like you have a little bit of a bloat afterwards. Oh. Sorry, all right. I'd rather have a little blo of a bloat afterwards. Oh. Sorry. All right.

I'd rather have a little bloat than a lot of shit holding up in there. Okay. Okay. So I stand by pro-diarrhea. Pro-rea, is that our new sign? I feel like it could cause weight loss in the moment, like a pound. Yeah, but isn't that all you want when you're disordered? I would step on the scale before and after.

I guess. And be like, whoop, pound and a half, let's go. Let's roll. I guess. People be loving diarrhea. Mm-mm. I want a full-formed poop. Jules, do you like diarrhea? I love diarrhea.

Like right now, like I just farted in the car and it smelled like rotten eggs because I haven't pooped. Oh. So I need diarrhea. Oh, it's for mommy. Whoa. Oh my goodness. Is that what you made in the toilet? Is there anything else I can get you this time?

Yeah, could you rub my neck? Ooh, this banana is frozen. Cold foods make Bell's palsy worse. Say it again. So if my face locks up, it's because of the banana split. Okay. My acupuncture is like no cold foods. Yeah.

Let's go back to your college days. Remember having roommates, okay. Put yourself in that era of your life. So her complaint is her roommate has recently, her roommate's boyfriend has recently started spending the night almost every night. And she made that roommate prior to her moving in sign a contract basically saying like, hey, no more than two sleepovers a month. And the roommate has since broken that contract because her boyfriend is coming over when he wants. Because her boyfriend is coming.

Do you think that she is overreacting or do you think she is right in saying that he cannot come over anymore? If you already had a contract where you're like, specifically, this is not something I want, then like, of course, it's like the rules are already have been laid out. Okay. Why can't she go to his place? Because his roommate will be there. A male roommate will be there.

I don't understand how that's an explanation. Oh, you're saying the girlfriend, why can't the girlfriend go there? I thought you meant the other girl, but now that I say it out loud, that makes no sense. That was the craziest thing to jump to, Jules is saying that this girl should just go to the other guy's apartment.

I know, sometimes I'm autistic. I would never move in with someone who was like, these are my house rules two overnights a month. Dude, when we were in college, shit was different because you had to deal with what you had to deal with. Yeah. I mean, you're in a little tiny bunk. You have no personal space.

You have nothing. They have their friends over. They're playing Guitar Hero at all hours of the night. It's just like, you have to deal with that shit. I totally disagree, Kalyla, because- Really? First of all, having a roommate is so hard. It's the worst.

It's so complicated. If you have an option to set up ahead of time and be like, hey, I've had this happen before. The guy is just suddenly living there. He's eating my food. He's in my bathroom. Like, I don't want some random dude just entitled and access to my bathroom and all.

Well, how can they have access to the bathroom? Isn't it dorm? No, it's not a dorm. No. It's just, it's her home. Oh, no, no, no. My other argument to that is, so I've been on both ends. I've been the girl that, whose boyfriend has spent,

you know, way too many nights. I've also been the girl who's gotten annoyed by someone's boyfriend coming over. My conclusion to all of this for myself is, to know thyself. I don't like roommates. I will never have another roommate for the rest of my life that isn't family. And if I know I'm this type of person that just gets very annoyed by a stranger's presence in my bathroom, in my home, in my fridge, I will grind until I can make enough so that I do not ever have roommates again. Okay, same, but also that's a cop out answer

because we're talking about a world where there are roommates and you can't just say like, I take myself out of this world and I can't participate. Okay, I see what you're saying because you're saying that, especially when we were in college, like we didn't have a choice, like it was too hard to live on your own yeah right but two days a night two overnights is a little bit crazy for me you mean that's too little that's too little was it two a month two a month i think yeah two a month

but i guess it would depend on like if the boyfriend and is like chill like what if he's just like weird yeah and like it just makes the whole thing weird. Yeah and let me tell you the reason the girl, now that I know what girl you're talking about, is not going to her boyfriend's house it's because boys are fucking nasty especially in college and there's no way that she's going over there. The other thing is you know how you'll have like a friend who's like totally normal and you can like hang out with them and they're like clean and cool but you can hang out with them and they're clean and cool, but you can never trust what their taste in men is gonna be.

It shocks you sometimes. Everyone is suspect. Even the most normal, coolest, prettiest, cleanest girl, she will date a nasty ass slob of a guy. You're talking about me. I am, I am talking about you. Jesus. She's looking at me like I am, I am talking about you. Jesus. She's looking at me right now.

She's cool and she's hot. And she does a good podcast. And she maybe has Bell's palsy. But it's not true, you cannot be trusting any girl's taste. I'm that girl that cannot be trusted. Yeah. I've brought home the weirdest, the best, but also the weirdest.

I get that. Imagine me, you and I being roommates and me bringing Bobby over every day. I mean, Bobby is amazing and I love being around him. So it is hard, but yeah. He doesn't know what a trash can is. I would have to strip him upon coming in, then you throw him into the shower.

Well, he doesn't smell. He doesn't smell. But I would still, you don't know where his hands been, maybe digging in his butt, maybe there's coffee, food or something on him. You have to put mittens on him. And then I would let him be, and then I would have to hire someone

to clean up after him, so that'd probably be myself. Yeah. Yourself, for sure. Self-employed. But it would be fun to have Tito Bobby over. Did my face freeze from the ice cream? No. Are my eyes blinking at the same rate?

It's blinking more now when you ask about it. It's frozen, isn't it? No, it's not blinking at the same rate? It's blinking more now when you ask about it. It's frozen, isn't it? No, it's not blinking at the same rate. Esther, I think you guys are lying. I saw something else. You motherfuckers froze my face with a banana split. It looks fine now. It's just when you were asking for some reason.

Yeah, when you were asking at first, it looked like that one was slower. I'm a chameleon. But then when you just went... You still look pretty. This is good for Bell's palsy. This is like, you should get like a campaign There's no pharmaceutical

There's no big pharma brand that can even sponsor Bell's palsy really are we sure can we try and find can I be the spokesperson? Yeah, what prednisone steroids and antivirals have them give you some money girl get that guap for that BP Also, I think that this person, they need to have a conversation. That's it. Instead of posting it on TikTok. By the way, it's so hard to be like, it's actually so much harder than you think to be like, so we had a contract.

I know it's hard, but you know me. I'm like queen of having a conversation. But that's hard. Yeah, I know. To be like, so we kinda of, we talked about this. Like, I don't know. I love conversations. Like, hey, I know that we had this contract, which

is like kind of, this is what I would say. Like, I know we had this contract, which sounds like very anable. Anable? Wow. I know you love having conversations. You're not good at them. No, I'm not.

Where it sounds very anal, I'm not. Which sounds very anal. I was trying to say and unreasonable. I thought you were going to say anal and amicable. Which sounds anal and unreasonable. And I know this is annoying. And you might hate this. And I hate bringing this up. And it makes me uncomfortable.

But is there something we can do to meet in between? Because this isn't working for me. And I know that that might be annoying. But can we renegotiate on a couple of more days? I'm sorry I know this is annoying. Oh okay well that wasn't bad but you are opening the conversation by offering to renegotiate. Yeah because if not everyone's just thinking about all the time and it's like building up. I hate when things are not said and things feel confused. That makes me feel.

You're not supposed to be renegotiating. You're supposed to say, this is the contract. You can't do more than two sleepovers. Yeah, but it's like, obviously two maybe wasn't reasonable. So you have to say, hey, I know that I said two and you're doing 22. So can we maybe. She's read Trump's The Art of the Deal.

What's that? Who wrote that book? Trump. Trump. You gotta give a little. What's out that book Trump Trump? You got to give a little you got to take a little give a little so you got a I know what you're doing I'm sounding like Trump a little bit But see I actually completely disagree with this approach you had me you were sounding good and then you're like Let me give you more but it's like you have the contract Apparently illegal to have a contract because there are laws there are tenant laws in place. Yeah that shit's so strict and complicated.

So we're not going to get into that today let's do truth or dare instead. Dare. I was like how do we play this? I know how do we play? I was waiting for the next slide I forgot how we're supposed to play this. Truth. Oh, that's how we play it. If you were, wait, I can't. If you were stranded on an island with four of you, who would you kill first for food? Oh no.

Okay, I'm really sorry, Oscar. I know, I know, of course I know. No, no, no, and I'll tell you why. It's because of your big juicy butt. Yep. Your butt and your hips, that's where you got meat. No, no, no, but these ones, they're like little chips. More like bones and hard muscle.

I need sustenance. Is your muscle good? Not to eat, bitch. Oh, I don't know what. No, you have a really nice butt. And her hips. And I'm gonna, ow, ow, ow, ow. It's so good.

I don't know. I thought that would make you happy. Honestly, even if I was being asked this question, I'd be like, it should be me. Like, I should, you can eat yourself. You guys are all. She's like, forget it guys. You guys are all useful, and I'm just not gonna be that useful on the islands.

No, that's not what my base is for anything. It's literally the body. I didn't even think of that Oh really? Yeah, but now that you say that you're dead For sure. You're dead first tastiest Yeah, you're a little bit of cheekbone cheek, but Jules is nice and young She's like, uh, no, but you don't want yeah, but she's not like fully you don't want like a young chicken

You want like a grown chicken? Actually, you know, there's lamb and veal some people would argue and then there's also like young like suckling pig is young pig you're my suckling pig you can tell I was vegetarian most of my life so Esther for her butt thank you you're welcome it's just nice that you're looking at my butt sometimes. It's nice to know that you notice. I'll do truth. Huh? Oh no.

Fuck, marry, kill. Bobby Santino or Esther. That's- I'll marry Esther. Yay! Yeah. Oh my God, that's, oh that's terrible. So obviously you have to kill Bobby then?

Do Andrew. Yeah, that's terrible. So obviously you have to kill Bobby then? Tito Andrew. Yeah, that's terrible. I just killed myself. I'll just kill Tito Andrew. I'll marry Tito Bobby and I'll fuck Esther. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's smart. Clip it.

A truth and dare. Yeah, you better do a dare because no one else is gonna. Okay, dare. I want you to go live on Instagram. Oh God. Eat a bowl of popcorn without your hands. I don't even know how to do IG live because I've never even done it.

It's so easy I think. Oops, that's Depop. I have a new obsession of buying things on Depop. Oh, I wanna know more about that. I love Depop. Depop and Poshmark. Poshmark's the best. Should it be alive? Yeah. She wants to add to the dare, guys.

I'm like, what else? This is not. Girl, why are you eating my dare? Wait, do I get to eat Esther's ass? I need a bowl. Is this a ladybug in here? Oh, no, it's a colonel. Oh, get your hand out of there. You'll be using your mouth. Yeah. Oh I eat it out of here. Oh God Nothing. I won't put it in your head. What should I do? Don't don't choke. She's not gonna choke. It's a choking hazard She's a grown-up. Oh, yeah for babies

Babies. Oh, yeah for babies. For babies. Oh yeah, for babies. Maybe I can eat it out of someone's hands or ass. She's again, yet again, adding to the dare. She wants to do it naked and snort it out of someone's ass is what she said. Here, I'll get naked for it. I'm getting naked for it. This is as naked as I can get.

Can you be naked online? No. No No. Here I'll go like this. Yeah. Should we tell the viewers what's happening? So welcome to Trash Tuesday live. Jenna just got a dare to eat popcorn on Instagram live with only her mouth. But then she added to it. What? Which is like it's not enough that she eats it without her hands. Now she wants to do it. Naked like a time, like how much can I eat in a minute or something? That's not this is so much. No, don't eat all. OK, go.

And. Oh, my God, you look like a horse. Oh, my God, you look exactly like a horse. It's really crazy. This popcorn tastes like nothing. It's like a peanut butter. Oh my god the weight. Oh my god she's a horse. Kobayashi.

Do you guys not see what I'm seeing with the horse? Yeah of course. Don't eat your hair. Oh my god. This is disgusting. Don't eat your hair. I'm gonna add. This is disgusting. It's like, ugh. It tastes like nothing.

Oh my god, this is worse than I thought it would be. Why is it bad? It tastes like nothing. What are you eating? A real snack? I'm hungry. What are you eating? Raisins and walnuts. Give me a raisin. Hell no. Come get it with your mouth. Dona, slow down huh? It's slow. Three, two, one. Thank you.

I'm not dying. It just like makes me gag. Really? Should I get naked now? Yeah. Now you do the strip down. Another dare? He's so addicted to dares. Let's keep him going.

Wait hold on. It's Esther Stern. No, more Jenna Dyrus. Go around the room, smell everyone's armpit, and rate them best or worst. Guys, this is a really good chance to bring up the thing that has gone viral on Instagram, where half of the people who are watching this video are actually watching this video. Go around the room, smell everyone's armpit, and rate them best or worst. Guys, this is a really good chance to bring up the thing that has gone viral on Instagram, where half of the world is claiming that I am so mean

and that I humiliated you by telling you that you smelled. I just wanna say you guys are right. She humiliated me. As your tell them the truth. She ruined my life that me. Esther, tell them the truth. She ruined my life that day. Esther, tell them the truth. This is my truth. No, you don't understand.

People are calling me bully and horrible online. That's obviously so stupid. I know, but people- Esther loves nothing more than to make sure that her armpit stinks and for someone to smell it. Like, I wouldn't tell that to you Like I wouldn't tell that to you. I wouldn't tell that to you. Wait, you wouldn't?

Wait, hold on. That's not her. Not if we were in that group setting because I don't think that you would necessarily want me to say that. So you've been smelling and she hasn't told you. What the fuck Jenna? I would tell you differently.

I would say like, hey, tell her that you smell. No, she doesn't like my deodorant choices sometimes. And you probably won't like it today because it's not yours. Yeah, but I don't think that you guys smell, but I think that Esther appreciated and thought it was funny that I called her out like that. Plus we can edit stuff.

Have a smell. Everyone's saying that. I think you'll love my deodorant choices today. It's none. None. Yeah, so this for everyone saying that I'm a fucking bully, Esther loves it and y'all don't know. She's smiling at it. Yeah, like get out of here. that I'm a fucking bully. Esther loves it and y'all don't know. Yeah, like get out of here. Wait, why are you volunteering to go first for me to smell your nasty armpits? Wow, I haven't even shaved my pitties. Oh god, no, let's go Esther first

We should call the episode oops all dares. Alright. Oh god Jenna it's not good. Why are you so excited for this? I know that you probably don't smell good. Do you have any deodorant on? No. I never wear deodorant. Why are you dancing? Oh it smells so bad I can. It's so bad. She's trying to keep a straight face.

Why are you laughing? Because I know how bad it is. Do you want me to smell again? Yeah. Can I hold my nose? Here, let's get in there. That one smells better. Bulk her face, Jenna. I know. No, I'm insecure because it's still sweating it's sweating you got me over here don't worry it smells like you guys don't want yes yes I do oh my god I would lick your armit. What about me?

For my class presentation today, I would like to say that the best smelling armpit was it's between you two. It's hard because it's like you have to be honest, though, you don't have't be either one of you like they smell just let me smell That just touched my nose mine smells a Jenna. I'm really insecure Kaila fuck literally you You're so fucking get over here Mike can I tell you. You're so fucking, get over here, Mike. Can I tell you why? You're so fucking stupid.

Am I sweating, am I not? I don't give a fuck if you're sweating or not. Look how much I'm sweating. I know that you sweat. I've literally picked up the drips from your feet and hands before. I know that you sweat, but you've never smelled that one day in my life, and I'm really sick and tired

of it, because let me tell you this. What's your secret? I think that, no, I think that when I was in the fifth grade and I was going through puberty, these two mean girls made up that you smelled even though you never did. Said something that I smelled like vinegar and it was really rich of them because I think that one of them really did smell like vinegar.

Yeah, they probably did and they were just like. Because I used to sweat, I still sweat a lot in my armpits, right? And I think I was made fun for that so I always I'm like oh if I'm sweating I probably smell and I'm not able to smell it because maybe I am desensitized to my own scent. Well let me tell you this you've never smelled a day in your life not like feet not like really not like Gucci not like armpits. I wear deodorant but not a lot I. I do like one swipe. But I did SoulCycle with her, okay?

That's when you smell someone's booty. Like I've done SoulCycle with people. Go ahead. Make it even. Nothing. Esther's butt smells like nothing. Wait, can I interject though that a core memory you triggered for me is like sixth grade.

I was at the pool and I took off my coverups and I literally heard girls from my class go, I didn't know she was fat. Right and it never goes away, right? No. Never and like that I think triggered so much. Literally I didn't know she was fat. Something like that can really stick with you and just like paint the picture of insecurity and trauma.

It's so bad. I feel like that's like the worst I've ever... like that was so bad. Also the way people use fat like is a bad fucking word. No, I know and I remember that moment I actually was pretty confident and I was like, you know, I was like, who cares? But it still got me. Still they got me. I gained 30 pounds when I was living in Argentina, but I didn't notice it because I didn't have like body image issues yet. And I just started wearing sweatpants and pants. Sorry, there was you want to start talking?

No, there was popcorn in my mouth and I was trying to like get it off my tongue. I wore sweatpants because I'm so worldly pants. I was wearing sweatpants and two people asked me To eat Esther have you ever been like a lesbian before? No, and let me tell you she claims that I'm disgusting that I'm too vulgar that I show my body Yeah, it's like nasty and it's like this one one this bitch is always like me show me your titties let me touch them because her eyes are like like you want it bitch you want it you should see me looking at Kaila a few minutes ago my juicy tits aren't they so so juicy? I kept real quiet.

I mean, I just show you my cleavage. I was just like. I mean, incredibly. I'm back to juicy. Wow. Girl. Right. Is that a negative problem? Yeah, it is. Damn, it looks really good on you. Not how it looks on me. But OK, so when I gained hella weight in Argentina,

two people asked me if I was pregnant and it didn't offend me because I was like not at that place yet. And then someone called my mom and said it was like your daughter's fat. No, she said like we're concerned about her. We're concerned for her because she's gained so much weight in such a short amount of time. So my mom said, hey, Jenna, like how, you know, how's it going? And I have a cell phone at the time, didn't have a laptop. So I had to like go to the telephone. You got to call her.

And she was like, so Yvonne mentioned that you had gained a lot of weight. Have you weighed yourself recently? And I was like, no, not at all. I weighed myself. It said that I'd gained 15 kilos. And I was like, I don't know how much that is. And she was like, kilos or pounds? Kilos. How much is that? Like 30 something? And that is when it all changed for me.

Oh really? That affected you? No, not mentally, but that's when I realized like, whoa, I can like gain weight and not realize it and it's not good and it's not healthy because I'd started eating meat. And then that's, I think, when I first started dieting. Do you remember in college when our moms got us maternity clothes? Yeah, I still have them. Same. The ones from Old Navy.

Why they do that? Because we both gained a lot of weight. It was actually me. That's when I gained 30. I started wearing maternity clothes because it made sense. My mom, weight wasn't a thing. She didn't talk about it.

She didn't wear makeup. She didn't comment on my appearance. My dad didn't. That's key. When you have parents and people around you that don't comment on people's bodies, I think that's what that was always eating what I wanted when I wanted. If I was hungry. And I remember I recall now looking back when my mom would,

when I would say that I was full and my dad would be like, eat more or something. I remember my mom snapping him and being like, she said she was full. She knows her body. Or when I was hungry 45 minutes later and someone would be like, didn't you just eat? She'd be like, she's hungry. So she's going to eat. But then I think the main key point is I didn't date until I was in college because I will say that I had a very swift change. I experienced jealousy for the first time when I was a sophomore in college which is very late and I very late and it is a horrible

feeling and I didn't know what it was and I went calling all my friends like what is this thing that I feel it's like when this girl makes him laugh I feel like this thing and all my girlfriends like yeah you're just feeling jealousy dude yeah like we've been talking about it for forever so I feel like I was stunted but it also helped because I developed into me based off of me and No, boy had any say in any of it because I wasn't dating I didn't give a fuck But it's true. Like I started feeling insecure after my first breakup. I started being like, oh, whoa Someone could not like how I look and then go and date someone who looks better. So then I started doing this Oh my god, remember? Oh

My god. Okay, so Esther knew me in my first breakup. Halloween, when she was with her first boyfriend. I have a picture of this. In college, that's when Halloween, you're really going sexy. In general, Halloween is sexy, but college, all the girls are like, laundry. Even me, I was slutted out.

My first college costume was a playmate, a Playboy bunny. Same. With a thong and everything. I went all out. I didn't know this. I was all Victoria's Secret decked out. I have to find this. Jenna shows up.

She's wearing a fat suit. She's dressed as a plumber in a fat suit and honestly we're all loving it right we're like this is so funny like she was it was so cool no one else did anything like it and her boyfriend at the time got into a fight with her and he goes I just don't like how you look. That's what happened right? He said I'm just't like how you look. What? That's what happened, right? He said, I'm just not attracted to you like this. We were on the street walking to a party, it was you, me, and Kristin.

And I go, what? And let me tell you, I'm in a full fat suit that has fake chest hair and fake butt hair, because I went as a plumber, OK? It's up to here. And I'm like, what? And I'm wearing the plumber hat and everything. Yeah. Like I just if I was wearing that and I was like, no, I would still be attracted to you because I know that it's you. And this is just part of you. And

he was like, okay, it's like not that big of a deal. I lost my shit. And I was like, but it's me. This is me. And I'm being funny, which is a part of me. But that was like a whole issue too, because he was like, oh, it's like the Jenna show, everyone loves the Jenna show, and I was like, you should too, bitch. And I was right there like, I love the Jenna show. Wow, insecure much?

Well, he was. I feel bad for him though, looking back, because it's like, it's just so stupid. To be like, I'm not attracted to you and your Halloween costume. Like it's just but that affected me so little things like that is why I realized that particularly girls and women because we have such high standards is why like I don't think I'm special I think that I had a special case where I wasn't exposed to this for a very long time. I had something similar happen to me when I first came from the Philippines.

It's not it's well, during my time, I don't know now, but we didn't shave our legs like ever, ever, ever. It wasn't a thing we did. And when I first freshman year. Yeah, nice, nice. So good freshman year, my first year in America, some guy was like, ew, what is that? And I'm like, what?

And he pointed at my leg hair. And I was like, my leg hair. He's like, you're supposed to shave that. All girls do, is what he said. And from that day forward, I always shaved my legs and I don't understand why I didn't stop or even put any type of resistance. I was just like, oh, I'm so embarrassed.

Let me just shave my legs forever. And then she came to America unshaved legs, right? And I had to bite my tongue and be like, don't tell her she has to shave her legs. Don't be that person. And I never did. Right. But did you, did you notice that everyone was like a weird leg shavy culture here? No, cause in high school I never had to do gym or any of that.

So I didn't wear shorts. Well, I wore a score, but I skirt, but I still had hair on my legs and no one. But people back home, we don't really care as much, right? About leg hair? No. Jules, your hair looks so good right now. It's so good. Jules' hair, everything is so good.

I cut it again though, because I have a mental breakdown again. Wait, that's good. Can I cut it for you? No, no, no. No. Stop it, everyone. Don't fucking make yourself, do not.

She's my Ev model, you guys. Do not cut your hair. Do not cut your hair. Do not cut your hair. Wait, I have an idea. You have really good long hair. Why do you have really good hair? It's phenomenal. What shampoo do you use?

Ev, Ev. Thank you. It looks like so good that it looks like it can't be real. I know. Wait, how come Esther hasn't done a truth or a dare? How come we haven't gotten the results of the armpit test? Oh, that's correct. Well, there's no winning or losing smelling is not necessarily a bad thing

Okay, so what's my diagnosis? yours smelled the least good to me But it's not a bad thing in the sense of smell like Smells weird to me No, it just smells ripe. It just smells ripe. And this is for everyone.

I just want to say again, I'm looking at every camera. Who is saying that I'm being mean and I'm humiliating Esther? She loves it. Save me. I'll do a truth, please. Fuck, marry, kill, Jenna, Kaila, Jules. I think I have to kill you. Really?

What? I thought you'd marry her for sure. I would be an amazing life. You think she's gonna fuck me, you guys? Oh. You don't think I know that Ezra's gonna fuck me? It's just so, this is too hard. You literally want me to be your husband.

I know, I wanna marry all of you. Can I just marry all of them? You can kill me, it's okay. I just wanna kill you because I don't wanna kill them. That makes sense. Yeah, you guys are closest. It's safer to kill you. Yeah, if you killed me, you would die though.

I know. But I understand. Oh, I do wanna marry. I do really wanna marry you. I know, we're already married. You certainly don't wanna fuck me. I can die. She wants to die, guys. I know we're already married you certainly don't like a guy

She wants to die I can die out there it's okay, okay, Joel's, and I'll kill you I'll marry But I really didn't want to it's okay. I really don't want to I would be happy to marry any of you guys. Thank you, and I put deodorant on you. Yeah, Jenna Thank you for always making us smell good. You always smell good, you never smelled bad. When did you last shower? You literally smell like nothing. This morning and last night. You showered? I showered this morning. Did you? Last night. Oh that's what your advantage is. I showered last night and this morning. When did you last shower? Hello darkness my old friend. What day is it? Oh, I think I bathed on Monday

because my hair was looking really bad. The last time you got the gas light, that's when you bathed. So it's been two days ago. Yeah. But you've since washed your nuthers. What do you mean? I was gonna say the same thing,

but I didn't wanna. Yeah, no, she for sure washes her nuthers because her nuthers always smell good. What do you mean? I was going to say the same thing, but I didn't want to. Yeah, no, she for sure washes her nuthers because her nuthers always smell good. What do you mean? Your pussy. Did you wash your fucking vagina? Since my bath two days ago? Yes. Did you rinse it? You've just been TPing the whole time.

Oh, you have a bidet. Sometimes I'll bidet my booty. Oh yeah, that works. Because I smelled into your butthole just now and it did not smell. Yeah, because why would it smell? It's clean. You know that throat infection you had in college? It might re-emerge.

So from smelling my booty. Yeah. Thank God for the bidet. You know, you wash your nethers. I like how you guys have to believe that I wash my nethers. Ah, that's the only way we can be friends. No, no, I know you do.

Even if I didn't want to shower, I had to FPBF. Face, pits, privates, feet. With what? Just get into the, no, with water. Just get into the tub. Even when I pee, I always have to wash. What do you mean? Like when I pee, I wash my...

With what? Water and soap. Oh, I thought it was soap. No, soap, I taught you better. I know, soap on my anus. Oh, yeah. And then water on my vagina. That'd be very inable.

But you wash your vagina first. Yeah, when you pee? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, always. You just rinse it, yeah, with water. We're not a TP family. What do you mean? Oh, when everyone was freaking out during COVID

and going to Costco and buying like truckloads of TPing, we were like, whoa, why are they doing this? How do you dry it? With a towel. Yeah. Do you reuse the same towel or do you do it? You have to know your corners. So the corners is for your nuthers.

I know you're really mad at me using that word. I don't want to use the P word because you get real sensitive and I think pussy. Vagina. Your vagina. Your vaginas. Saying that is confusing her. She keeps thinking you're talking about the Netherlands. No, I thought, Nethers, I'm like, it's the whole like penis and vagina and anal.

Your penis and vagina. How do you say that? I didn't say cut it out. It's with water and so the corners of your towels is what you wipe, you tap, you do a tap, light tap after you wash. Let's say you just peed. What exactly happens? Yeah, you get the bowl or like a cup and then...

A cup? Yeah. Yeah. Switch forward in the toilet. Yeah, and then you cup yeah uh-huh yeah forward in the toilet yeah and then you get soap but then I actually I do but first no so I do but first and then I wash again and then I do my badge oh we have you wash your hands mm-hmm oh that's fine yeah Jules there's a easier way I still don't know I actually like need you to watch I'll send you a video for our patrons.

No, she wants to come over and watch. I'll do that, too. How do you wet when you pee? What do you do? OK, when I pee, I get a tabo. Right. What's a tabo or tabo? Billy, it's like a picture. Yeah, like a thing. Whatever you can use a cup.

Yeah. And you fill it up with water. You ever notice why there's a cup in their house and the toilet seat's always wet? They don't let me in their house. This is correct. We do this. You do a slight lean forward 45 degrees. Yeah. You let it run back here. You pour it into. You use this hand like. Here, guys, it's not that difficult. So if this is a table, okay, you do this. Can I be the poop? And then you just wash, front first, okay? Bare hand.

Bare hand, because you've washed your hands. And then you scooch back and then you wash the butt. You wiggle. You can use TP at this point if you want sometimes I do if I don't want to use my own personal towel if I'm in public I'll use TP to wipe the water it's it's just a cultural thing I don't even know if it's the cleaner way I'm not trying to shame anyone it's just what we were taught to do. It's cleaner. You don't do it. We don't know. Who knows? No. I want to do it.

I don't too but my mom does for some reason but look guys, it's the day of the bidet We don't really need to be doing but this is why I don't even bidet I don't like no, let me tell you why I stopped using my bidet Unless I have a good one like Bobby does and it has the UV light cleaner, right? Because if you look if you go into any person's bathroom It has a bidet and you scooch down and you look where the water comes out of, it's nasty. Because they shit particles in it. And you can't, I've looked at it.

Is it bad? No, it's not bad, but it's not like grand. But it's not bad. Like I've been into bathrooms where I'm like, there's poop on the hole that it's then spraying into your vagina, which could then give you an infection. Badaire vagina. Sure.

But I'm the nasty one. I gotta go home. Okay. I'm tired of teaching you how to wash your pussy. Wait I have to give you your shirt. Am I gonna cry again? No it doesn't have to be on camera. I can't cry with one eye okay.

This is from my mom's house. Just wait. Oh my god boy pounder. Oh Oh, Lomi Lomi What do you know this? Yeah, we don't know boy is yeah, but you know this like is this like a brand boy I don't know but I I love it like 30 years old. That's so cool That's why I thought you wouldn't like it. So cute. And why also have a shirt for Esther that we can't find because my mom took it to wash it. It's a real good one. Where is it? I don't know, but she's committed to looking.

Thank you, I trust her on the case. Yeah. Thank you for the banana split. Thank you for the popcorn. Thank you for the deodorant. Thank you, yeah, I guess we have to do more dares when we have Jenna, because she can't be stopped. Yeah, and we got to step it up.

Wait, can we let's just do like all dares Jenna episode. Wait, it's just me doing the dares? We're not even here. We're just texting in our dares. Jules, everything will be alright and low-key congratulations. You know, you have a big life ahead. You're pretty, you're young, you will be alright. And low-key congratulations, you know, you have a big life ahead. You're pretty, you're young, you have good hair. You're so hot.

And you're a famous podcaster. And you have no pores. And you have a good energy, you're good to hang around with. You're still in the decade where you could have Diet Coke. That's true. And you're in your firm skin years. We're all in our firm skin years, by the way. Yeah, you're right.

So shut the fuck up. But she doesn't even have any pores. No she's perfect you can't look at her good hair. She's perfect. Okay bye guys. Wait. Oh sorry. Eb Ocean Club. Eb Ocean Club. If you want really nice hair like Jules and Jenna and Esther and me go to EbOceanClub.com. Bye Tia Jenna.com for Jenna's pit stop deodorant. That's all up in my nasties right now. Jules, are you a gamer we should follow? Not yet, I don't have a streaming at the moment. Oh God, what a waste.

What a waste. You should, yeah. And I have a show Friday, May 9th at the Comedy Store. You can get tickets at the link below. I wanna go. Really? Yeah. I do, but like, you know. Esther's actually funny, guys, it's crazy. That's what my parents said this yeah, I do but like you know, that's really funny guys. It's crazy That's what my parents said this time. I was shocked your dad was knee-slapping

I got really good reviews from my parents for the first time. What about when we asked my mom how my stand-up was So she's like I've seen it before You cannot impress my mom with anything no my, my mom will never give it up. Never give it up. It's okay. That's good. So was it good? She's like, what?

No, I thought it was great. Blur it. Don't blur it. All right, we'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode. Write in some dares too in the comments for next time because we're coming back with dares. Jenna!

You did it! Guys, you have to blur it though. Of course. What do you think? Bye guys. What's up winners? My name is Jeremy Elder. This is Hunter Sailing.

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