Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Peter Kim is Tapped In ft. Rudy Jules

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

Trash Tuesday LIVE! January 28th at the Comedy Store. Tickets on sale now! https://www.showclix.com/event/trash-tuesday-2026-january  This week on Trash Tuesday, we’re welcoming Bobby Lee’s gay stunt double (just kidding), Peter Kim, to the Trash Tuesday extended universe! We’re getting updates on Jules’ dating life and breaking down H-Mart Gate, Solidcore drama, and Heated Rivalry. No turning back now. Peter Kim, Welcome to your new trashy family! BTS, BONUS CONTENT AND MORE! Only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TrashTuesdayPodcast     Thank you to out sponsors:Thank you SquareSpace! www.squarespace.com/TRASHTUESDAY   to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Thank you Home Chef! www.homeChef.com/TRASHTUESDAY   for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Thank you Monarch! code TRASHTUESDAY at www.monarch.com   for half off your first year *Listen to Esther's New Solo Pod!* https://www.esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com *Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop* https://www.ebboceanclub.com/ for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products! FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday  MORE ESTHER:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/  MORE KHALYLA:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/ Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A   PRODUCTION:Studio Ten42: https://www.instagram.com/studioten42/ Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/ Arielle Jade (Editor): https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/ Elisa Hernandez Kohler: https://www.instagram.com/ellie.lianna/ Megan Clements:  https://www.instagram.com/egggymeg/

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Kalila, there's huge news in our neck of the woods. What is it? We're doing a live show January 28th in Los Angeles. I can't believe. I still can't believe I agreed to this. but here we are guys it's on and tickets are moving it's the only night i'll be out i think i don't go out at night anymore i'm doing this specifically for you guys because we haven't done this in a long time and we've booked really good special guests amazing guests we have a lot planned our team is going to be there if you have never been to the comedy store it's definitely like a very very special place worth seeing and this is a great excuse to go it's just going to be a really fun special night it's going to be like that intimate vibe where you're going to be like oh my god i can't believe i'm seeing that person that person that person because we're really bringing in our regulars from the pod it's just going to be special january 28th at the comedy store main room get your

tickets at the link below we'll see you there clila we have a patreon i'm digging deep i know i'm spilling some stuff someone is going to cut that out and post it and then we're going to have to sue them don't do that but yes join us on patreon we really are able to get a little deeper there and just share more You can join us at the link below patreon.com slash Tuesday podcast. We'll see you there. And thank you so much for supporting our show. So our producers are racist. They thought you were Bobby Lee.

Yeah. But you're not Bobby Lee. But I did get confused when I saw you. Were you freaked out? I thought it was Peter Kim, but my white eyes are confused. I mean, I was confused too. You were? And you have Asian eyes.

I know. And I live. The mom is like, why is he here? Wait, so is it just the hat? I have the T-shirt. Yeah. The beanie. Yeah, I don't know if I have the right attitude.

Do you have a good attitude? Is that what you mean? I have a really great attitude. Really? Yeah. That will give, that's a dead giveaway. That's going to give it away. Yeah.

Well, guys, welcome to the show. We have Peter Kim, hilarious comedian. And of course, Jules and Kla is on her way. She's having a little bit of a migraine. Were you confused? I was. Talk to me what you thought. Well, Tito Bobby left because he was like, oh, I have to leave somewhere like really early.

And then I saw you and I'm like, oh, that's why. Because he's, he has Trash Tuesday. Oh, wow. You really thought that he came early to surprise you on your, on this podcast. I guess. Are you Korean? Yeah. Okay.

You could ask that. There was some trepidation going into that. What is the best way to ask that, though, when I meet an. Asian person. I really want to know which one they are. That's exactly how you should ask. Which one are you? Which one are you? I got it whittled down to three, but I don't want to be offensive. Oh, I would never, ever dare whittle it down to three. Oh, okay. There's like,

five. Yeah. Oh, maybe five. Yeah. But I'm always surprised by the answers. Can you identify Asians like immediately? I think I'm like 88% on it. Really? I get it fucked up sometimes. Yeah. Especially with the Southeast Asians. Sometimes I'm like, is it Cambodia? Is it Philippines? But East Asians, I got it down.

I can't really. I still get confused with East Asians, especially Chinese and Koreans. But you can call out of Japanese real quick. Yeah. Really? Japanese and Filipinos immediately. I'm like, oh. Well, Filipino is your own.

So I feel like that you should be good at that. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. With Japanese. They just have like an evil about them. It's just like a simmering Axis of evil thing

Happening I do feel that I can spot a Filipino Yeah They're always singing Yeah A lot of dancing They're always working hard Yeah

I can see them I really don't know anything about you Yeah I think that's me neither I don't know much about you either I know you had a baby And you're Are you currently pregnant?

Yeah Do you have kids? No I don't but my brother just had one Oh, congratulations. Thank you. Do you ever want? I don't want to put a woman through that.

Like if I could have like an amniotic sack on my back, you know what I mean? And I think I would carry like if I don't have to like get fat or get sick. That's like the nicest thing Amanda's ever said. Oh, really? Yeah. Although once my husband said that he would carry it if he could and I was like, that's kind of like gay. Yeah. Do you track his location?

I do. Yeah. Don't worry. I do. Okay. Of course I do. Because these men, Davey's stepping out. They're on the DL.

So what is your relationship with Bobby then? We work together on a show that we were pitching and we developed together. And he's just like an older, way older Korean comic in the CNN. And, you know, if you're a Korean and a comic, there's not much of us out there. Yeah. So he's always been someone that I, like, looked up to and, like, really respected. And we've done Tiger Belly a few times with Jules and first time here, long time watcher. Wait, okay, it says Bobby took Peter to Whips because he wants to see people naked.

Oh, we spa. Oh, we spa. Oh, yes. Oh, wait, you guys did your research. So when Bobby and I first sold our pilot. it yeah which is dead now but when we sold it to ABC he was like we need to go to the Korean spa and I was like because our show was about a Korean spa like people working there and I was like yeah let's go and we went into the steam room and he was like you we need to

be fully naked together because I can't work with anyone that I haven't seen naked what that's like the worst thing that you could say and you were down I thought it made sense so you saw tithubbby's everything yeah so have you so the whole world has no i think i saw his but not his bp oh that's that's that's the better part yeah i haven't but i do know that like everyone has but yeah we stood there sizing each other up and then he got angry at me because yours was bigger yeah he liked mine better he liked it better i think he preferred it I don't know if he liked it. He said, he looked at my, oh my God, I can't.

We have actually never said this anywhere, but he looked at each other. He looked me up and down. And then he crouched down into a kimchi squat. And he was like, get down. And I was like, okay, so I crouched down to him. We're both crouching on the steam room floor. And then he goes, so you think you're better than me? I was like, what?

What do you mean? He was like, oh, you're bigger. You think you're better than me. I was like, Bobby, what? No, that's not. And, you know, I think he was joking, but maybe not. He seemed perturbed. Oh, my God.

Juice, how is it going living with him lately? I'd never see him. Really? Yeah, I'm always out babysitting or, like, hanging out with friends or whatever. And Tito Bobby is just sleeping until 4 p.m. I don't know. You guys don't like hang? We sometimes, like, we watch movies that he tells me to actually watch,

because I guess it's, like, important to watch, like, the Godfather and, like, all the Quentin Tarantino movies. Oh, my God. Have you guys seen all the Quentin Tarantino stuff online? What, no. Oh, he's, like, going after this actor, Paul Dana. Oh, yeah. Wait, why is that happening? Yeah, it's, like, so random and weird.

It's so weird. I'm like, what do you, do you have beef with him? It's very strange. It's very rare that, like, someone just comes out in Hollywood. It's like, I think this person is really bad at what they do. Yeah. It doesn't make sense. It's giving, like, scorned woman.

Yeah. Like, what happened? Do you know Zach Woods, the comedian? Yeah. He's like an improv guy. He was also on the office. He's so funny. Super tall, dry.

He came out and made a hilarious video, like, tearing Tarantino apart. What did he say? He was basically saying, like, oh, no, you don't think he's a good actor? Well, you just rip off Asian cinema, which is why he. I was even bringing that up because... Is that true? Some people think he just, like, basically rips off, like, old Japanese directors. Interesting.

Hey! Yes, my ex! Do you feel confused by anything when you look at this? Can I say something? Really? Can I just say something real quick? You're so hot right now. I didn't know.

First time I've ever looked at Peter Kim and said, oh, okay. No, this backfired. Wait, were you confused? No. Oh, okay. They both came in, they were like, what? For white people, maybe. How are you?

I have had a three-day migraine. Three day? I'm right. I texted you. I was like, I think I'm having a brain bleed. But doesn't that like you need to be hit for that, right? No, you can have an aneurysm. Well, you got a hemorrhagic stroke.

You got hit? Oh, my God, I did. Yeah. You were like crying. I cried. I cried, you're right. I did get hit in the head. What happened?

I didn't know about this incident. Aloha. Something fell on my head. Okay, Aloha had put something away because the baby was trying to reach it. And it was really high up, like, by the ceiling. And he tried to retrieve it. And then I was breastfeeding the baby, and it, like, dropped on my head right here. Oh, and it was so bad that you cried?

I cried, yeah. Yeah, she was crying. I have a brain bleed. No, no, no, no, no. That's too random. It's too random. Yeah, because the last recording we had, I, I was, I didn't even drive home. I had Aloha pick me up, but then I felt like vomiting.

So maybe, maybe not good things. I will get a check. Don't worry about me. I'm fine. How are you guys? She starts drooling. We're not good. Wait, has Jewel shared?

Am I allowed to share? What? That you're going on your first date with a girl this weekend? Ah! Wait, are you nervous? Yeah, because I just don't know how. Like, am I going to be the one doing a lot? Like, I just listen to something about this.

What? About women going out and figuring out if they're the stud or the femme. Yeah, I don't know how. I just know that, oh my gosh, she's just so pretty and she's so down. You like pretty girls? I like pretty good. You're the stud then. Wait, wait, wait, wait, but I like to be the pretty one too.

Oh, then you're a stem. Wait, what's it? Oh, your stem then. What's a stem? I just heard about this. It's a mix between a stud and a femme. Oh. Well, one's like how you dress.

and one's what you like in bed right like sexually are you guys like dumb or sub sexually it really depends on like the time of month oh verse yeah she's verse i'm verse for sure your verse for sure oh what about you i'm sub okay so you're femme in bed yeah so you're looking for a stud you're looking for someone to like yeah in bed but you're attracted to pretty girls well it depends because when i went to chapel rowan's concert i was just like like there was so many mask women and I was just like oh my god I'm into that too okay so you're into it all I'm into okay yeah yeah yeah I have to say your look today is like the perfect like lesbian light and I love it like this is so how I want to be really yeah it's

giving boyish thank you I like being boy but you still have the beautiful long hair and the lip tint like yeah very perfect it's very you're hitting a sweet spot of lesbian Do you believe in, like, reactionary lesbians, as Ivy Woke calls them? Hey, what's that? Which is basically what I became when Bobby and I broke up. I was like, oh, like, I'm so broken. Like, let's just like try. A lot of my friends go through that.

But it's like, as it turns out, I'm actually not lesbian. You're straight, but you could appreciate it. Absolutely. That's, yeah, that's like college, I feel. That or like post-breakup anytime we always try to be, you know, we try to consider that maybe the men thing isn't working out. And then you found a man that wasn't Bobby? Yeah. And it was like, oh, it can work out.

They're not all the same. How did you meet this girl? My friend Zach's like pod and I just, we just clicked and like it was like a dating show. And then like I was just like, oh my God, this girl is so pretty. And then she asked for my number and my Instagram and I was like, yeah, we should go on a date. And she was like, yeah. Oh, I love how forward she is. Oh, my God.

I'm like getting hot. I love this. Oh, my gosh. She's so pretty. What is her ethnicity? I think she's Indian, I think. So are you not into white women the same as you're not into white men? Yeah, I don't think I can do white women.

Sorry, Esther. I know you're taking this personally. Mary. I did hear, though, Jules, something that happened recently. I know. That you went on a date with a white man. I know. And they held hands

What? That's so intimate Well, during He wanted to hold my hand And I was like, I just don't want to be seen With a white guy I told him that And then he's like The Reddit's gonna love this

And then he was like, it's fine I'm just like, I don't know Did you tell him that? I told him that Oh my God What do he say? He was just laughing And I was just like

I was like I usually don't date White women I mean white men Because I literally don't find them attractive and he was just, like, laughing. White men are so powerful that they're just like, she doesn't know what she's talking about. Yeah, you'll come around.

They're like, Patriarch has been working for thousands of years. But it was so fun, though. That's why I'm like, what is happening? Wait, so were you attracted to? Yeah, you can be, like, Pan or Buy or whatever, right? Yeah. Do you feel like you have to be lesbian? No, it's just the white man.

Oh, I see the white. She was just shocked me. I've always just been like, no. But that's normal, where it's. It's like, oh, certain people are not your type, but then there's like an outlier and it like works. Yeah, and I guess because he was, he's like a surfer. So I'm just like, that's so hot. How did you mean him?

I met him in June this summer. Oh, that guy. That guy. Are you going to see him again? Yeah, if I go back. We've been texting too. This is a special white boy. Yeah, okay.

I like that. What kind of white are you? I'm half Jewish. Okay. So I'm like. Oh, Finland having an issue right now. What's our issue? Oh, you haven't seen this, the Finnish.

government doing this oh yeah wait what they've been doing that for a long time you're right we should get over it I mean it's it's more like that those European countries like they are so

into that with the Asians I'm like what the fuck are you guys doing they're like their eyes are so big they're like how did they get it so small but it's interesting because now it's like Korea and all the East Asians are like the countries are like reacting to it now and

being like what the fuck what did they do you guys they did the i thing like yeah in on a zoom i think they were like talking on some kind of official and they literally just went like that to describe asians but you know that is like but that's a thing in those countries it is very unfortunately acceptable culturally to do that and they don't find that racist i mean it wasn't racist here until like the 80s but the 80s is what 40 years ago now when i was born it was still like long duck dong was happening yeah yeah yeah you remember from 16 candles we always know the asian guy in movies because like it was only one i was always watching going like don't fuck this up wait and then someone

said there's like some asian ticot drama yes hmark gate yeah wait is this where like they that one girl who said she doesn't like white people in the hmart yeah and i'm so such a madeline stan unfortunately okay so i kind of popped off on hmark gate by accident okay which side were you Do you guys all know what's going on? Tell me everything. Okay, so this lady Madeline, she's wajian. She's wajian. Half white, half Asian.

I don't even like the way you said wazian because you're already discounting her from the Asian community. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm trying to like explain why. I see. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That definitely is a third day of a migraine.

I was defensive. I'm sorry. You look too much like Bobby. I want to fight you. No, I know. I'm triggering you. You're triggering me with a beanie. But because then is she wasion?

I'm wajian. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're white? I'm half white. I didn't know that. Thank you for asking. Oh, my God, that's like the nicest thing ever.

I had no idea. I'm half white. Oh, okay. But the Mediterranean. Do you say it out loud? I try not too. Okay. This girl's wajian and she was, she made a like funny TikTok about like, when I see a white girl at an Hmart, I can't help but side eye her.

And then I realized like she's also wajian and we're both like, you're, you know, it's like it was all about like the identity of like not passing. as Asian or whatever. Oh. So that was the original thing. And it had, it actually has nothing to do with what's going on now. What's going on now? It spiraled into. Oh, I'm not caught up.

Okay, so basically what people did with poor Madeline, Madeline, is it? Madeline, yeah. Madeline. She's Chinese white, by the way. They didn't wait. Why does that matter? It matters. It matters.

Okay. The Koreans, of course, fuck this up again. Because Madeline, they took a portion of her video. They actually didn't watch the whole thing where at the very end, And she's like, oh, you're Asian. Exactly. They took a snippet of it where all they cared about was that she side-eyed this white woman. Right.

That is the only part I've heard. Right. And so then you had Sujia. Sujia, sketchy Ed, Etch-Sketch. And the Korean vegan. So the older. Giant influencers, like millions, millions and millions of followers. Korean.

Korean. All Korean. But a very specific type of Korean. And the older generation of like. Ex-Lenium. Yeah, slightly on the white apologist side of things. Yeah, they were very much like, how dare you make this white girl feel uncomfortable. And then the lower tier...

Scrappy Asians. Other scrappy Asians and Koreans, like your funny on me and all these other people, came after those mega influences and say, fuck you, why are you coming after this Asian girl and making her apologize for white people being in our space? and then they started making apology videos and then the apology videos were basically like sorry if you were offended and then they were like fuck you

and that's when it blew up when the apology videos did not land they did not land this started in September it's December and then by the way what made it even worse is that Ed and it posted an unedited apology so it was crazy it was he accidentally posted

one that where he was like, who was the thing he kept repeating? He was like, I'm sorry. If you are, I'm apologizing now and, you know, if you are offended by the, like, and so he forgot to post the edited one. He posted the unedited. I know. Nightmare. Nightmare.

I feel, I do feel bad for that part because I was like, oh, damn. Because we've all had that. Yes. Like if I had my drafts go like published. I can't get cancer because I'm not I can't get cancer because I'm not famous but like they wouldn't even let me even become famous there'd be like a stopgap anyway so like all of this happened into like fall and winter and then black TikTok found out about it and they have you seen this like six months ago the ginger black TikTok collaboration yes I accidentally fell into black TikTok and they are burning me for not um changing my sheets oh well deserved what do you mean you don't warranted no I had bloody sheets and I sleep on them and they found out wait what you mean what you mean why are they from your menstrual from me my husband

scratching his legs off oh did you know Kalila did you know that this landed on black talk oh I did not it landed on I was hoping it was hoping I was hoping Esther it's crazy honestly this isn't the first time she landed on black talk Oh, really? Yeah. She's always getting yelled at by the black community. Yeah, no, I'm a fixture over there.

I'm very important. I love that. Wait, I'm going to switch for you. Okay. I love them. Personally, they're funny. They're so. Yeah, the way they make fun of me,

I'm like, I love you guys. Keep it coming. It's like any comedy. Like, black comedy is the funniest. It's like black people make the cultures. I would say, we just like adopt it. For me, Filipino and black top tier, God tier.

Yeah, for sure. I watch a lot of Korean shit too Well black TikTok Like they've discovered Seafood City And how we have like Budots and like dancing And the karaoke

Like I want to go And I'm like Yeah that's how Filipino So that's part of Hmark gate now Okay so sorry I want you to pick up where you left off Sorry I'll wrap this up It's so long

No no no no don't Do not wrap it up So I got involved When Black TikTok get involved Because I started watching Black TikTokers that I follow Like talk about Asians fighting and they're like

Girl they're fighting and they're just like watching like me might be my business you know like it was very six months ago ginger uh gate what was like the take on that the ginger gate yeah like oh hello fellow black people did you know that gingers are the black people of whites like they're getting discriminated against and there's all this history uh because a lot of these tictockers ticotkers are going up and like basically giving like many lectures so people are finding out about the historic context of hate and discrimination between these like intra-white whatever right so now they're finding out about the intra-Asian and they're like whoa they're fighting look at them because they

not they but like black TikTok was looking at Asian TikTok as a monolith like a lot of us look at everything as well because that's just how media is but now they're going whoa did you know There's like the, you know, Asians who are like this and Asians who are like that and blah, but in Seafood City versus Hmart versus 99 ranch. It's all like owned by different ethnicities of Asians, not just Asian. Right. Because it's such a huge thing. So I went on and I was like, all right, well, now Black TikTok's talking about it. I got to address it.

And I made this like dumb thing about like not all Asians are raised the same in America. Like some of us are like grew up around Asians. Others grew up around whites. other grew up around like black black people and brown people and like it's just like our we're culturally like educated differently yeah we have our own people who like are white adjacent and need to apologize for whites and what we call them uncle tams and they went crazy over uncle tam now there is a part two happening where this other girl started saying hey fuck you black TikTok

Don't be up in our business This is our business You don't like it when we're in your business So like It's getting crazy Oh my God Crazy And now other Asian TikToks is like

Fuck you for being anti-black You're just like these people who are blah blah So like It's infighting that other people are watching And just eating popcorn and having a great time And for the first time in a while White people are not involved in the fight like they're not the issue in the fight I got to step in you got to step in this is my moment let's go back to the original complaint

complaint even though it wasn't a complaint even though it wasn't but what is the appropriate take here like is it okay for do you like seeing a white person at each more or do you not like it it depends it depends on there's so many things it's like are you there on a coffee date with your home girl walking the aisles and not supporting the business because you think you're you're you it's like a zoo to you like oh my god look at these age products making fun of things around like treating it as some like novel thing versus just buying groceries yeah outside i the fuck out of you'm like what the fuck are you doing here but if you're there buying bull dock if you're there buying stuff and just getting in getting out it's the same way i go to you know um ranch nine or wherever the hell and i'm not asking people what is this can you explain these things to me no i get i go in i get the fuck out and i'm not bothering anyone i'm supporting the business if you are that person no you can be in any space but if you're the girl who treats asian products like it's some like you're seaworld disney world oh my god they're in the tanks yeah like look at i fish it's the same thing as like when gays are like oh we don't want girls in the club like stop bring like stop being in the gay

clubs that's our space i don't agree with that but i do hate seeing a bachelor party i see i see you know what i mean so it's kind of like you just have to enter with respect but the things that you guys are explaining like i feel that i agree with that in general too like about anything anywhere yeah yeah there's an it's like doing a stand-up show it's like a bachelor party is going to probably be so annoying and rooted and want to be about them one of us you know a hidden pain that i think we never just talked about is like people like yucking our yums like for me growing up like i dated a white guy where anytime i would have filipino food or cooking whether it was adobo or you know in unan or whatever it was like oh what is that and that type of shit i was dating this person like i was like 17 like who

knows you know what i mean it's like um you just wanted to be like yeah and it's like those things accumulate in your bones or at least in mine so by the time i'm 40 like i am like hyper defensive when someone is trying to kind of point out things like that where I'm like, okay, ew, like, gross, I get out of here. It is so painful in your bones when someone yucks your yum. Yeah, like, I have trauma still from, like, being in the cafeteria and someone being like, is that baloney? Even though I am disgusted myself now, but I'm like, oh my God, like, I'm eating baloney.

I'm so disgusting. And then like... Wait, what was your, like, minority group, poor? Because I attach to that By the way, I'm done with this baloney slander I think baloney is just fine I think it's good if it's mortadella Because it is mortadela

Yeah, but we're talking to Oscar Meyer Yeah, we were talking Oscar Meyer Have you heard about the Campbell soup speaking of pork? I don't, I haven't heard of this. No So one of their highest marketing executives Or some kind of executive Like CEO or whatever

Was caught on a hot mic saying like ill I would never eat our chicken noodle soup that shit's for poor people and then some people were like ha ha ha ha ha just laughing along and then he goes yeah I'm not putting 3D printed chicken into my body

and now we all found out that they have 3D printed chicken we would have never known what does that even mean like it's not real me is that guys is that true that's what the he said on a hot mic so it has to be true oh my what was he doing with a hot mic on him he was probably being

interviewed or something and then like oh my god what a dumb ass bitch what do they do it seems like there's no repercussions like because i i saw the headlines and i'm like is campbell's suit big enough that this doesn't even matter yes yeah and there's enough poor people that'll buy like all right three-day printed meat who cares my husband tastes just fine to me i mean that was that's their version like this generation's version of us Meyer Bologna. Yeah. My husband still buys Campbell's soup and I am like, I always feel a little off about it.

No, we need to move on to Progresso. Progresso? I feel like Progresso is only maybe one half a notch higher. Yeah. Okay, are we trying to get better or not? Are we growing and learning? What about Amy's? Amis is a little bit better.

Maybe all canned soup though. Yeah, all canned, anything, I guess. The mushroom bisque amies is really good though. Please don't tell me that's like big 3D printed mushrooms. No, Amy's would never 3D print, right? So what's the, I mean, what is the conclusion with H-Martgate? It continues now. It's like part two is dying down because the anti-blackness thing has now like died down into like,

and it's Christmas time people are like, let's turn off TikTok for a second. Let's take a break. But I do think that the black community has a very fair argument in that a lot of, again, some, I will say a lot, a lot of Asians do are. anti-black, especially older generation, you know, we've... Well, that's any, anyone in America is anti-black. It's not just immigrants. It's like anyone who lives in this country.

It's ingrained into a sick system of it all. Yeah. Anti-blackness is not just America. It's like all over the world. Yeah. Like, it's why we have colorism in Korea. It's why we have colorism in the Philippines. Yeah.

Yeah, it's why there's colorism between Koreans and Filipinos, right? It's an idea of just like the outside people versus inside people. It's just class at the end of the day. Yeah. I just had a nephew. My nephew was just born Tuesday. Oh my God. I know, a little baby.

He came six weeks early. Oh, how did they do that? Four pounds, nine ounces, tiny. But I was joking about how this all happened very quick. and my brother this is my brother's baby mama and my brother is the golden boy of the family he's like tall rich straight he doesn't do comedy like he's the faith

and then recently he was like he came to me he was like oh I'm dating a new girl I want your help to introduce her to mom and I was like why do you need my help you've never needed my help before it's like well she's not Korean and I don't know if you know you probably know this from them like, Koreans.

Oof. I wouldn't say my mom is racist, but she definitely has preferences. And she hates other Asians, especially Chinese and Japanese. Like, she will talk shit about any Japanese person she sees. And I get it. Like, they were our colonizer. So, like, there's a little bit of, like, we get it. So, like, I let it pass a lot, probably too much.

Anyway, so I was like, oh my God, is she Chinese or Japanese? Like, mom's going to fucking freak. But inside I'm just like, Golden Boy No More. Because, you know, I'm the gay that's broke and doing comedy. So, like, I had never have a chance. I'm like, this is my fucking chance. And I was like, what is she?

What kind of Asian? And he goes, she's not Asian at all. But she just had a boy. Oh, that's huge. And her only grandson. Yeah, huge. She's back in. So she's forgiven everything.

Yeah. Well, did, how did she react at first? Was she? She was shocked. She was like, what the fuck? And I was like, yeah, I can't believe he's doing that. Yeah. I love, like, teaming up with my mom against my sister.

Even though I have no, like, I don't care. Yeah, I'm just like, yeah, she's awful. Yes. You shouldn't talk to her anymore. Wait, how many siblings do you have? I just have one older sister. How much older? Eight years.

So it's kind of weird. seven. Really? Yeah. Did you feel like the only child too? I was the only child for a while.

Oh, you're older? Yeah. And just you two? No, I have a third one, but he's even younger than him. But it was me by myself for seven years. And then he came along

and I was like, what the fuck? Like, what do you mean? Why is this here? Yeah. And I had to share everything after that. I think that's why I turned gay because I was like, you're not going to take

all the fucking attention. Well, how does your mom feel about you marrying a white man? She doesn't like it, but she still doesn't call him Mike. We're DP, domestic partner. Oh, okay. He is obnoxiously good-looking. He is good-looking, I know. It's not my type, usually.

But obnoxiously good-looking is higher-ta? Or just good-looking at all. I usually go for uggos who are funny. No, but he's funny and gorgeous. He has no money drive. which is the biggest issue in my house. Like, he is very, like, I want to be a high school teacher. I'm like, I find that, like, I'm so driven.

I'm from New York, and I'm a immigrant kid. So, like, all I think about is, like, money success, money, success. And that he's, like, so opposite of that. It really is, like, a big contention in our home. It's almost, like, such a big, it's like having different religions or something. Truly. Like, the way you feel about money is, like, so intense. But I imagine he's happier than you.

Yeah, for sure. Who needs that? And it is always good to have that balance because if it's like two of you in like the money rat race, that could be like stressful. Are you guys balanced? Are you the same?

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thousand text trash to 64,000. That's trash. T-R-A-S-H to 64,000. Message and data rates may apply C-terms for details. Wait, I want to go to Korea and hook up with a hot Korean guy. What kind? Because like, I really need to know. Because like, is it the pre-sup super soft pretty face or we want more structure? No, I don't care about the pretty face. No, I just want a guy that reminds me of my church bully. You know what I mean? Like the guy who's like the praise leader but doesn't play guitar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, bitch, you don't even know how to play an instrument but you're being so hot and mean but the priest leaders were really all the rage

right like depleted khakis okay i need to know your specific type yeah type to hook up with or to date that's too different for me let's start with to hook up with any man um no i i do have a type it's usually older kind of mean kind of like my dad i want to like fuck my dad but date my mom oh that's so deep i can't even like I can't even like touch that yeah yeah not as like them their personality is their personalities yeah yeah yeah yeah do you ever talk about being in like an open relationship and stuff yeah why do you feel as though it's such a taboo and hetero relationships but so just calm cool and chill in gay relationships or specifically male gay relationships and this is a generalization but it is generally true I think for most men we would like to engage in intercourse

in a non-intimate way but I think most women want to engage in it in an intimate way as a verse bottom I would say and I want to ask you like what are you top or bottom

when you date girls you said sub but I understand that like there's a foreign body entering my body ergo I'm already physically vulnerable so I have to be like

emotionally a little more safe right or guarded or like taking care of for men you're entering someone else's space usually so you're you're not as you don't have to be as guarded the intimacy thing I can relate to because for me like in order for me to really feel like sexual in the moment I need to feel safe right like physical safety is such a huge thing for me right and I think men literally never think about physical safety yeah Wow. Yeah, ever.

What? And so for me to feel physically safe, there needs to be that level of intimacy. Like, do you actually like me as a person? You know, is there like a real connection here? Like, there's more tied into, I mean, I guess I, again, I'm just basing it off of how I feel. But I know, you know, some friends of mine who really can have, like, consensual sex and kind of just, like, leave it there and never, like, revisit it again. And they probably feel empowered. Yeah, they do.

That's great. Yeah. And that's how it should be. Yeah. But I think just like historically it hasn't been. So like I get why heterosexual relationships are. It's harder. For two men, like I'd rather fuck someone that I do not know.

I find it icky. Like I'm not a gay's gay. I'm a girl. You're not the gay's gay, girls gay conversation. No. Okay. So heated rivalry. Do you guys watch it?

No, but I guess we know. That's you. Apparently we're supposed to. Oh my God. This is a Canadian hockey team, right? I'm watching episode one. Episode. Oh my.

Oh, my God. This is the hockey team, the Canadian. Yes, I love it. Okay, so a gay woman wrote the book, and then a gay man adapted it and directed it. So it's like all the emotional resonance of sapphic, like women. Yeah. Oh. But in hot male bodies.

That's cool. They're so hot. He lives in West Hollywood. This is so weird because he's only miles away, but there is a, there's two main characters, Ilya, and. Shane. Shane is half Chinese, half white. So it's like an Asian gay representation. So it's like amazing. And then Ilya is Russian.

But he's played by an American. But they, in episode one, they show them in the showers, looking at each other from behind. You're like giggling so hard. So cute. So good. And then it's just their butts. Yeah.

It's them showing their butts. Do you know about hockey butt? No. Do you guys know about hockey butt? I like baseball butt. Similar, but hockey butt is like donkey booty where like Tabletop. They can't find jeans.

Like, it's a known thing. Like, they have to only wear apple bottoms. When I saw that, when I saw that I thought like I could eat ass. I would be so down to eat ass right now. I wouldn't take all of that. Like a gay man's ass? Yeah. When I saw those two butts.

Those butts were like cakes. Like, is it cake? yeah it's cakes it's the most erotic male on male tv i've seen ever and there's a lot of like discussion about like are you a girl's gay or a gay's gay okay what's that a girl's gay loves this a gay's gay's gay does not because a gay's gay's looking at this and going that's not our experience we just we fuck indiscriminately and there's no romance in our and gay's gays are gays that only hang out with other gays or mostly and girls gays are like me i only hang out with girls because i don't trust men writ large so there's a huge uproar happening on ticot right now

between the gay divisions saying a lot about like misogyny and like how gays gays can't stand women there's a they're the ones i do we have talked about this and it nothing pisses me off more than the whole, ew, a pussy. Crazy. Because I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Just with a lisp. Exactly.

It's crazy to me. It doesn't excuse anything. Like, that is straight up misogyny. You're just turning around and, like, hurt people, hurt people. Like, that's so, it's like. I know. I thought that was acceptable. But then Clayton was explaining to me.

He's like, no, because he's gay. He's like, no, a woman's vagina is beautiful. Like. Yes. That's why a lot of gay men in West Hollywood, like, or the, like, gay congregation gays. like where they all are in gay neighborhoods, they want to be around other men because they act like straight men.

They just want to fuck each other. It's like, ew, no. No, no, no, no. I'm saying no to the whole damn. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think I'm trans, but like inside I'm a woman. Like, I like being a man,

but there's nothing about the inside of a man that, like, represents me. I love that. You know what I mean? i'm just like ill you're you come home with me i love you i love everything you're saying oh wait so tell me about what when you're i've never had any experience with a girl it's always just been meant are you scared never hooked up like okay what yeah you've never so excited for you but what happens then like are you going to like what the plan of that's what i'm saying

i don't know and i asked at the co-windah do you watch porn yeah girl on girl okay so what do you like anything i like i always put latina no no no no no no that's not what i mean like when you're watched do you guys watch girl i always put latina big that's so funny big booty latina uh hair laid no that's not what i'm asking i mean like when you're watching you put it that's it like just like big butts latina okay so yeah you want to be eating ass i guess i just like this girl that you're going out with is she is she like has she been a lesbian for a while or she's been by for a while i think bye for a while but so she's had experiences so this she knows that you've never had experiences she doesn't know that oh okay that's better i think that's better you never want to go and being like it's my

no no okay just pretend just pretend and watch a lot of porn but like i just but also i don't know how to eat pussy so i'm just like what am i going to do girl is there to know it there's not much to know it's just like and i feel like my tongue my talent My tongue can't, like, just do it all the time for, like, five minutes. I mean, if you're trying to really go tongue-heavy, it's a mistake already. You're already doing it wrong. Wait, what do you mean? Wait, that's so cute.

It's just, you know, it's the clitoris doesn't need a lot of pressure. I think you're right, though. I don't know how people do it. I look, me neither. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. No, you have to do a lot of work. But I think blow jobs are easier. I've done both.

I'm not a golden gay. And I think blow jobs are easier. I'm not a gold star. How disappointing. I don't be your friend anymore. I know. Gross. But that's how I knew, I guess.

I had to, like, really prove it to myself. But you think that blowjobs are easier? Way easier. Because it's just like a penis is not that complicated. But let's also, like, call this out. You are gay. So you would definitely prefer. No, no.

I do prefer penises. But, like, I also, yeah, you're right. But physically. No, I do. Because they're a straight man who are like, no, I know what it's like and I could do it well. Wait, I have a question for you guys. Do you think that it is acceptable for a man to say, hey, actually, you know what? I am very attracted to women.

I do like sex. It's like, you know, eating a pussy is just not my most favorite thing to do and I prefer not to. I don't think that's, you go to jail. No, it's prison. That's prison time. You think? No way. I mean, because I have come across those types and it's more of like a sensory issue for them.

What do you mean? they don't like wet things. No, I swear they swear they're not. They swear it's just like it's not a preference in the same way that a woman is like, hey, I actually don't like giving blow jobs at all. I mean, of course, like it's, you don't like it, but like you're trying to pleasure the person. Yeah.

I don't know. Like, it's in a part and parcel of the whole thing. I think so, but I'm trying to be as open-minded as possible to like people who have like food aversions. Like in that realm of like. I'm trying to say that if we allow people to have preferences around like sensory experiences, right? Because they're very sensitive to like wool. Like I don't I don't wear wool or I don't like things like can we be open to the idea that like even in sex.

He better use a fucking toy and get down there and do something. I think so too by the way. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Like if if that's the case then okay. For me it's like it's okay but you still have to prioritize like my pleasure. So it's like let's find a way around this if this is something you're just.

like you know short circuit around the idea i think that's fair that's fair but if that's like your favorite thing to do or get done then that's going to be tough it is yeah so i love side doing side stuff more than anything else what side stuff like laying on your side yeah i was like me too i'm so lazy i just go on my side what side stuff you guys are so cute i love this okay um in the gay community now There's a new, you know, there's like tops, bottoms, first. Yeah. Yeah, yes. Okay.

But now the younger Gen Z generation do not have intercourse anymore, just gay sex or by, whatever. So now there's a new thing coming out called sides. Like Thanksgiving sides. Wait, what? Well, like on Thanksgiving. Like on Thanksgiving, like if the turkey is the sex. Oh, that's actually really, this, too. Something like that.

Yeah, like no one's having turkey. Yeah. No one's getting the full show. Like we're. It's getting sides. Yeah, is that kind of yeah. It's like that's really good. It's basically like hand stuff oral foot stuff. If you needed to understand anything related back to food. Yeah, exactly sides. Yeah. Oops all sides. Side's queen. Okay. So what is it? What are the sides? It's like mouse stuff, foot stuff, um, hands stuff. Any anything besides like PV or PA. Mormon shit basically. Yeah. It's like going back to kind of like, hey, um, Maybe we're in like middle school and we're rounding the bases. Okay, dry humping.

Because I think for gays especially, there's a lot that goes into gay coitus, if you will. Like, you know, it's like you guys having anal. Like, you can't just have it. No, I took an Ambien the first time I tried. You had to knock yourself out. That's not the typical. I had to exist on a different planet. Crazy.

Take myself to a different universe. No. Because it was like, I'm not doing this like sober. What the fuck? He was an ambient. Oh my. My God. You're like, you can have, do what you want with my body.

I may or may not be here, but do what you want. Yeah, so I think that's like growing now, that genre, like that group of people. I like it. Yeah, I like it too. Because you can get off a lot of ways. You don't have to hump. I'm into sides. Yeah.

I'm into nothing right now. Are you? Are you kind of like taking a break? I'm taking a break from any. I'm just growing a baby and I'm just. They same pregnant women get horny. No, it was so horny. It was so bad.

Were you? Yeah, it was so bad. Not me. Not you. No. Oh, you don't want to be touched. This is a tough time. I don't understand that you had horniness.

I didn't understand it either. It was really, I was like, I'm so uncomfortable, but, like, there was so much blood flow that, like, your only thought is to, like, do stuff. And, like, my poor partner, like, he didn't want to necessarily, because I was so big already. And that's what I thought sides meant. So I'm like, oh, let's tip you like a cow on your side. Because I was too big for any other, you know? Right. Yeah.

And he would like... Did you want intercourse or just like stimulation? I think it's just a stimulation. I wasn't into the kissing. Don't kiss me. Oh, wow. We're not that kind of romance. Sexy.

Very sexy. Yeah. Just tip me over. Help me on my side, please. Put my pregnancy pillow between my legs and do whatever you have to do back there. Did you have experiences with guys? Yeah. Okay.

What part of? of that do you want to take to the girl? I don't know. I feel like I'd be down for pegging. God, you graduated so fast. You like the idea of like strapping on and like fucking. Yeah, either way, like me or her. Oh, both.

Yeah. Okay. Or is that's not normal? No, it's not about being normal. It's about like, it's more about like me wondering like what you enjoy. Yeah, that's I think this is your 20s, right? Yeah. This is the time to like learn. I just know I'd be down to eat

Well, see, I just got to learn. I think, just watch porn. Yeah. Yeah. But isn't porn just like unrealistic and like... I know, but it's giving you kind of like a roadmap, I feel. And then you could like improvise. Or like, do you have friends who would let you eat their pussy?

I don't think so. I think my best friend wouldn't. I think my best friend wouldn't let me. Esther, I know you don't feel horny right now, but like this is your friend. Kalila's her cousin or aunt. There were people you could practice with? That's so fun. I did not know

I never like lesbian friends are like Okay come over like yeah I want to have lesbian friends Wouldn't that be nice to be like hey practice Not there but higher Yeah yeah That'd be nice right So you have friends that you can just like practice on No I don't have a lot of friends in general

Full stop But like what I was saying before I don't like getting sexy with people I know I'm okay with making a mistake with a stranger And then him saying, oh, not like that. Wait, this is so interesting because recently you have come across a girl who's sort of in the outer concentric circles. I mean, I know her, she's an acquaintance, but she really has a thing for homie hopping. Like the last three, four guys that she's dated have all been, like, acquaintances of each other.

And I wonder if that's a kink. Like, because for me, if I dated Bobby, you better believe the next guy will be, for from a different planet like he is not in his 20th outer concentric ring of friends like i he is so far on the other side like i would never dip into that like area and because it feels so incestuous to me no i can't even think about dating within the people i know like i need to like restart my life i need to bleach my hair move to like bali or something you know what i mean like yeah i don't think i could stay in a way but do you think that's a kink that this girl has because i'm like power thing like whoa like you have and there's like no shame about it like they know

I think that is sort of a common thing like where because I've heard about this from a male comic who he has this rivalry with another male comic and he has said to me he's like well we were hooking up with the same waitress at the same time and she told me I was a better lover so like I do think there's some weird little stuff happening there yeah I can see how it would be fun for, I guess, but this is such a young girl sport. Obviously, this is maybe, she's probably in her 20s or early 30s, but I couldn't imagine dealing with, like, talk of it all. Like, even that comparison, I'm like, I would hate to hear reports back about anything.

No, me and my partner, we've been open for 10 years and our whole thing is, like, do it with people we don't know. With open relationship, do you ever get jealous? Do you even ask if, like, we have a, like, we tell each other when we, we, want to and we keep it open for just not intimate dealings whatever that means for me personally like I'm rarely going out and having sex but like will we hook up in the shower at a gym like give each other hand jobs maybe that happens at the gym oh equinox so that's real can I tell you something about my first job no I know about the solid core gate so I know about the solid core

So I used to work. My first job in the United States was at L.A. Fitness, the one on Lake Avenue in Pasadena. That was a very, like, notoriously, like, gay gym at that time, Equinox, too. Were you at the front desk? No. I was really low level. I was 15. How old were you?

Like 23. It wasn't front desk. I was even worse than that. Were you, oh, towel washing? I mean, possibly, I don't even want to say. But, you know, when they would have promos, like, I was the girl who would, like, go out there and be like, Hey, LA Fitness is having a promo right now. Like, I was a promo girl.

They didn't even let you inside the building. It was really, really sad. That's crazy. But, yeah, the hot gay men and the shower activity was... Steam room and shower. Yes. So that's real? Yes.

What happens? Just a lot of coming. Oh, my God. No wonder all the gay men were so happy when they were walking in and walking out. Yeah. They're like, I got. Not mine. Because I was at the West Hollywood Equinox.

Oh, that's the one. This all went over my head. I was just too busy thinking about getting smoothies. But Solid Core, too? No, no, no. There's this guy, gay guy who's, like, gone viral because of something with Solid Core. And it started with him and Equinox getting, like, eyeballed by married men. And it's a very popular thing in gyms across America, not just Equinox, but allegedly.

Don't suit me, Equinox. But like, you know what's happening. You know what I mean? It's a lot, it's happening in Korean spots too. There's Korean spas that are dedicated to gay hookups. Girls, we need to step it up. Our bathrooms are so, like, PG-rated. There's lesbian parties, right?

We're too respectful. The girls, it's like, this is we shower, we bathe, we chat. Public places are tricky. That's not, like, that's true. That's not of interest. I know. And because it's harder to just splay. We have to splay.

You know, you guys can just stand up, do things. Right. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. This is more convenient. You need, like, a comforter. Yeah. You need a duvet.

Is it someone like you're just meeting that day? Yeah. So fast. Well, our organs are outside, so it's, there's not much communication needed. Like, if I'm hard and you're hard, we're going. So do they just, like, touch you immediately? And you're like, okay, I'm down. Well, I mean, like, if you and I are in this.

steam room and it's like steamy right like you can kind of see kind of not like there's a lot of like burlesque around it about like oh what's in your imagination you know so and then let's say I slide open and I'm hard and then you slide open and you're hard and there's no one else there then you're going for it then you just sit next to them and yeah jerk each other off or whatever you know but a lot of times it doesn't get to the finish line because there are other people walking in you're you're trying to go at off hours but that's happening in the men's side at almost every is are there any men in it have you ever experienced no do you go to the gym i did when i was like in college yeah oh that doesn't count you you haven't belonged to a gym

as an adult are you interested i've been to a bunch of gyms and i've just never i guess i'm just working out i didn't think about like gay straight whatever like you as a person after you work out and you hit the showers, are you horny? Yeah, you get like the adrenaline. Right. That's what it is. Testosterone running, right? It's that.

It's like I want to go shopping, you know? It's not like I want to get jerked off. I want to like go get a macha. You want to like stay healthy. Yeah. That's so interesting. For men, it's physiology, right? Like when we work out, I think there's a lot of like testosterone.

And so we're all like, it's probably just extra blood flow in general you know your blood is really moving yeah it's like being pregnant for a second yeah for like you no blood flow you had no blood flow you had no blood flow you know I have pots this is a sensitive subject I don't have blood flow we also so I have like my feet are like famously like very pale and small and like wheat they look like a corpse I had a I looked at ace my daughter's feet the other day I was like oh no they look a little dead oh I think she's got your Dead feet. Oh, no.

They were so pale. Deadfoot diva. Is it cold all the time? Not really, no. It's not even a temperature thing. It's just a color. You guys, we're out of time. We're going to carry this over to the Patreon and we'll see you there.

Thank you so much to our hilarious guest, Peter K. Is there anywhere we should be checking you out? On Peter KZ on all the socials, YouTube and all that. And I shot an hour and I'm editing it. Oh my God. It's going to come out on my YouTube. too i cannot wait to see that thank you oh my gosh i'm so excited for that yes jules uh rudy jules she's just jules you know her yeah we'll see you guys next up with a brand new episode