Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Psycho Beach Party

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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Did I tell you guys about the time? I was like, Jenna, let's go to Catalina for a day. A day. Like a day trip, which is basically half a day. I didn't know. She brought, I'm not kidding you, like six duffel bags of food snacks. She has some type of food insecurity, clothing insecurity, survival insecurity. Clothing no insecurity.

That's all I brought for clothes. But I was like, no, Catal Catalina has like hotels and places to shower. Pero yo no sabía. Well, I told you. I know. But you know what? It was like a real town. Even if I had known, I would have brought the same amount. That's kind of where I don't know whose side I'm on. Like I'm right in the middle.

Because you think we're going to get cast away. Yeah, I would want to be over prepared, but I also might not. Extra bathing suits. Be able to be. I might not have the survival skills to be so over prepared, but I'd wish I was. The over pack for travel on the road. Are you an under packer or over packer?

Esther doesn't even pack underwear. Yes, I do. I always pack a few extra days worth of underwear. Everyone knows that trick. It's small, it fits, it's easy. But in case you're discharged, it gets a little crazy in the afternoon and you gotta swap out.

Oh, you guys on side A, side B, losers. Okay, wait, I had this weird- I can't, because it'll get crusty. So what, it's crust on the outside, loser. I used to do that. I don't do that. Oh, well, okay. Oh, well, okay.

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Philadelphia, Boston, and more. You can check out the links, get tickets at prettylittlebabytour.com. I can't wait to see you guys Also brought this for the beach, oh hell yeah That really is a lifesaver though so bad right now, there's no way you smell as bad as me I haven't showered in so long I won't say I just showered this morning and I showered last night

But you know that I smell very similar to you if I don't put Deodorant on what's that like a rotten? Either you guys smell rotten you smell like I do you want to smell it? No, I don't Yeah, okay, but garlic garlic like cumin. Yeah human garlic Human human or human human cumin Yeah. Human garlic? Human, human. Human? Human. Human or human? Human.

Human? Human. No people smell like cumin. You guys do? You guys say do? No, cumin. No Jenna, neither of you guys smell like cumin. I should say that.

I smell exactly like Esther when I don't have deodorant on. Okay, obsessed with me. What do you think it is? Is it just the same like chemistry, apocrine gland secretion? I don't know. Similar bacteria,

because you guys have been friends forever. It's just like when- Oh my God, it's so bad. Wait, you know what's crazy? Okay, Jenna. Does no one have my deodorant? No. That's why I'm really late.

I've been looking for my deodorant. Jenna thinks it's weird that I have a Kleenex box in every room of my house. That is weird. I have never bought Kleenex once in my life. That's weird. Like that's so adult. It's so nice though to have it everywhere because I just need to wipe my hands or wipe my phone. Oh, you with that Kleenex?

Yeah. That's what a rag, you with that in your neck? That's what a rag is for. Maybe even a paper towel. No, cause I need to spray like, like sanitizer. You guys don't know that she's a germaphobe, hardcore. I love that. Yeah, me too, bitch. Do you guys not need to blow your nose?

Like four times a day? I do that over the sink or in the shower. What do you mean? I don't just- Loose? Yeah, like in the shower, I do a big blow. I take out all the crunchies. Esther just I don't even think she has stuff to blow. I think she just thinks it's cool to like use Kleenex all the time. What are you talking about? You are very like old man

coated like you know leaky and I have a leaky nose and I have allergies. I have a gift for you. What is it? I have allergies but I still don't think that you should have a Kleenex in every room. Do you feel how soft it is? Oh, oh, a gift. Truly a gift. Thank you so much. Except I got it. Did you steal it off a dead man? Well.

I do need to know the story because I don't like bringing bad Juju into my home. It was not a dead man, but it was at an estate sale. Okay, this is why I don't go to estate sales, by the way. I truly think that you can bring home a bad spirit by buying the wrong thing. Please tell me about the shirt. Basically, it was a friend of a friend,

and he was like, hey, I'm selling his stuff. That sounds like fell off the back of a truck but actually just killed a guy. No, I went to the house. I went to the house, so I trusted. Okay what's concerning to me okay is thank you for the provenance. What's concerning to me is a young person deceased because this is Uniqlo. No he's not he wasn't young though. This is Uniqlo. I know but that's like Uniqlo from 17 years ago. Yeah it looks like an old man shirt because when my grandpa died I feel like that's all there was of him

was shirts that look like that's all there was of him, was shirts that looked like that. From Uniqlo? No, they weren't Uniqlo, that is sketchy. Okay, so what I will do is I did buy a detergent to wash off lead. Do you guys think that if there is a bad spirit in this, I can wash it off?

Yeah, but I would do like moon water, put it under the moon. Oh my God. What? You're talking about bad spirits and now I bring up the moon water, put it under the moon. Oh my god. What? You're talking about bad spirits and now I bring up the moon and suddenly that's psycho? What's moon water? Tell me what moon water is. Like water that you charge under the moon.

It's real, it's science. It's not like woo woo stuff. And what does it do? Because the tides. It's full moon right now too so. Charge this shit. It's been in my house for three months so I feel like the bad spirits would have

already jumped on you. Yeah, they're on me. I have an accidental haircut to reveal. What do you mean? What happened? You trimmed your nipple hair? No, never. I'll keep it. Usually when I get a haircut, I'm getting my haircut from the same person for five years. She's wonderful, Ashley. She always says, Jenna, I'm not gonna go that short because then you don't like it. And this last time I just did a hand motion like here.

She goes so above the shoulder. I said, yeah. She said, but here. I said, yeah. And then it was shorter than I... What's the reveal? Because we, you know, we could see your hair right now. Okay, but it's bad guys. When did you do it? Fucking like four days ago. So I've seen it.

It doesn't look like. You've seen it. They've not seen it. What is this? It looks good. Man, I'm sick of your lying. Look, listen, I do. I think it's the best you've ever had.

It looks like I put my hair in a salad, dryer, strainer thing. I don't hate the length though. Yeah. Yeah, I, good night. There's some angles that you look like a little boy, but. Which angles? The front angle.

She likes that, that's a compliment to her. Yeah. Young boy. Yeah. Like it turns you, oh wait, young boy. I made a real, a crucial mistake yesterday. Why? It's like I don't know even how to wear it. So crucial that I had to call Jules, aloha, my sister. Like it turns you, oh wait, Young-Wayne, I made a real crucial mistake yesterday. It's so crucial that I had to call Jules, Aloha, my sister.

I was on the road and I asked Siri to call my sister, but my phone was in my purse. And so Siri called a number and I'll say the name, but you just have to bleep it out. Siri, can you call my sister? And Siri goes, calling. Siri, can you call my sister? And Siri goes, calling. When I tell you I nearly swerved and killed 10 people on the freeway, this is a guy I've been dodging for 15 years. This is a-

You have to say cancel, cancel, canceled. Now you know for the future. Oh really? Because it's happened to me. Because I was like doing this trying to grab my phone. This is a person who is such an annoying pipsqueak. Like I accidentally rebound hooked up with him when I was like 21.

And he's been just always like in my messages being like, hey, like, this is still your number. And a couple of weeks ago, he did one of those. He was like, hey, is this still your number? I never replied. From when you were 21? And I never reply. And I accidentally called him yesterday. That's amazing.

That's a win for him. Honestly, I'm happy for him. I know. But you know what? Even though you didn't say his name, I bet you he's watching this and he is now gonna know. We're gonna bleep it. Do you think it rained?

But even if you bleep it. I hope not. I think I was fast enough. Like I smashed my purse cause I was like, it's somewhere in my purse. So I just like smashed my purse like this, hoping that like somehow it ended the call. That's so scary. You know what, you know what I was thinking about randomly this morning on my way here? Me? Yeah, you. And also that when I was

in like an early 20s relationship and he broke up with me, I realized like that was back at this time, and I don't know if it's still like this at all, but where people were really active on Twitter, and so girls would tweet at my ex, and he would fave them, and through that, I could figure out who he faved. I could figure out who he was talking to, you know? And I literally went and hung out with two of the girls. Love this.

I befriended them. That's very you. And hung out with them. I forgot about, I blacked it out. It's been a life, you know? The last, since I moved to LA, it's been a life. And so there's little things that will pop up, I'm just like, wow, yeah, I did that. And then there's even a girl from that same relationship

where I had like suspicions about her because they work together and I had messaged her and I forgot, right? Cut two years later, I'm taking a ballet class. The ballet teacher goes afterwards, she's like, I think I know you. And I'm like, oh yeah, I do comedy. She's like, I think you messaged me on Facebook

about hooking up with your ex. You know what's so crazy is that I know you're telling the truth. Thank you. And I was just like, oh, I was so humiliated. Like of all places, my sacred ballet class, for that to happen, and I was like, I can't go back to this class anymore.

But she was so nice about it and wasn't weird at all, but obviously, like, how are you supposed to feel in that moment? It just, I was like, this can't work. But I feel like you win in all of those situations because it's like, the idea is like, you're so unpredictable and unhinged. Like, no one can figure out your next steps. This is kind of out of the Bobby playbook because when we first started dating, he found all of my exes and followed them on Instagram. He did not. He did. To this day, I don't know necessarily like what that what that does, but there's a jostling there that happens. And I do think it makes him King Dick or not. I don't know. Bobby's

that's wow to be so I mean, because I feel like because he I was not like a public person at that time. I feel like for him to do that is like, I mean, because I feel like, because he, I was not like a public person at that time. I feel like for him to do that is like, I don't know, I guess we're the same. I guess I'm Bobby too. You're a little psychopath. What did the, what did it say, the note to her? Was it like accusatory or was it like-

No, I wasn't, I don't think I was mean. I don't remember what I said. I wish I should like look, go back and look at the archives, but I think I maybe said something like, I think you might be like talking to him and like he's my boyfriend just so you know, like something like that. But you were never mean,

and that's the most important part of it. No, I was never mean. I'm not, I was never mean to any of these people that I befriended strangely. I have been a recipient of one of those for sure. Oh, for sure, me too. And the message was a lot more aggressive, almost like, why are you fucking my man type shit?

And literally it was just like an acquaintance. And I think she probably sent this to a lot of women, but I, instead of just like giving her grace and being like, you know what, he's probably doing some shit and it's making her mad, I like attack back. And I'm like, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? And I just went off on her.

I felt like I would do that too. Cause it was so rude to me. And I'm like, how fucking dare you? Number one, like he's ugly. Like I would never. I just felt like so offended by it. But what I should have done was put two and two together and been like, he's probably a douche bag.

He's probably cheating on her. He's probably driven her up a wall, and this is her just like going scorched earth. And I should have just been like, oh damn, I feel sorry for her, but no, I had to be a cunt. But you were young. I was young. And you were attacked. When you're attacked, it's like you kind of,

it's fair game to bite back a little. That's true. I texted you guys about this fact that I feel like when I'm more stressed, my B out gets worse. Well, that makes sense. Yeah, 100%. It's different.

You have like adrenaline and it's hormone. Anxiety smell is one of the most like putrid scents ever. Cause you only really have like apocrine glands and those are like the stinky sweat glands in your armpit and in your pubic area And I'm embarrassing. Yeah, it's so embarrassing to have a pubic area When I'm anxious like I know people don't need to know that's so normal Stella. Oh, yeah Jim sweat is sent list for yes But if I'm a little if I have even like a one single nervous thought in my head, I'm disgusting. It's true. I could go on a hike and be

dripping sweat, no smell, except wake up in the morning and be nervous about something or anxious or even slightly stressed. Stinky. I don't understand how you literally can't sit there in function if you don't have deodorant on. Yeah. And I can go an amount of days that if I said it would have to be bleeped without washing and I'm sitting here chilling. Yeah, you know, it's like a sensory thing. You know, my sense of smell is so strong.

So is mine. Well, not certain about that. It is like a little OCD of you. It's a distraction. It's like I physically cannot focus because I keep smelling like this poop. It's like poop to me. Yeah. Just poop in my armpits.

Would you have that? You're not autistic Esther, so you don't get it. I think that there's a reason why I shower three times a day. That's not an exaggeration. I, if I'm in a bad mood, I probably need to brush my teeth, shower, or do some like cleansing thing. Because I cannot, I can't even stand the smell of scalp. Yeah, I was gonna say if Kailila can even smell her scalp, my scalp, she's lost. It's over for her.

If I walk into an elevator, say for instance, this is one of my like, no one's in the elevator, but I, there's a lingering smell of scalp. I will have a bad day. She's always been like this. Do you have that? Not scalp, but- I see, I know y'all get me right now. But I do. Bad breath.

I hate it so much and I'm so insecure, so I need to brush my teeth like all the time. I actually kind of relate to that one more, even though I do often have bad breath. But like, if I, you know what mine is? I cannot function if I eat a sweet and I can't brush my teeth right after. Like I have to rush home and brush my teeth

if I'm out and have a sweet. Like the lingering of like a sugary thing in my mouth. It's like- That's also like a sensory thing. For me it's two foods, chicken and butter. If I get the smell of old butter around my mouth. I love it. What old butter smells like new butter. Yummy. Old butter. If I get this smell of old butter around my mouth. I love it. Old butter smells like new butter.

Old butter. It smells like, I'm telling you, it smells like straight up shit. You know what's bad is bean smell. When you have beans and they go afterwards. Who goes like that? Me, to see if I can smell it or not and where the smell is coming from. I do that. Wait, why are you?

Why can't you do that so good? Oh my God, why can't you do that? Can you guys do it? I can't, I have paralysis. Do this. She can do it. Why don't you try? I have paralysis.

That would be a good sign. You can probably still do it better than her. Please don't make me. Aw, that was so mean. That was so cute. It was still better than her. Please don't make me. That was so mean. That was so cute. It was still better than hers. What? Up, up. Is it it?

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. I can suck my lips into my nostrils. What? Are our faces that different? Look at her. Ew! What do you do? Why do you keep your mouth open when you do it?

Why do you need to do this? Why do you need to do this? That's what I do. I love it. No. You can smell your nose. Okay, now try it. Do me a favor. Eat something buttery.

Right now? Oh, I got something buttery. I got a pancake with lots of butter. Let it dry around that area and then sniff it after got something buttery. I got a pancake. Let it sit. With lots of butter. Let it dry around that area and then sniff it after. Wait, you do not have a pancake. Yes I do. I brought pancakes, bitch. Oh yeah, I did too.

Fucking ube pancakes. You made it? I got more than one. I didn't bring pancakes. I brought, Aloha made me bacon, sausage, and sweet potato. Yes. And rice. Wow, yes. And rice. Mm.

Wow, two kinds of meats. Yeah, I'm a pig. Is that really necessary? There's a lot of butter in this. Is that really ube? Mm-hmm. Did you make it this morning? Yes, I did.

Do you bring pancakes to the cake or to the beach? Oh, I bring everything to the beach. I bring rotisserie chicken, cucumbers, grapes. We didn't even let the audience know this is a beach theme. I know. Guys, welcome to our beach party. Welcome to the beach. I'm wearing my sweatpants as always.

This is actually how your dress is how I roll up to the beach. Yeah. You look like a legitimate beach person. Really? Dressed like this. Yeah. I don't't with the eyeglasses I'm wearing a towel with the flannel and the sweatpants like you look like me rolling up to a beach Okay. Yeah, cuz like you could do it on a regular day for me. It's like we're changing our entire outfit

Everything we wearing a towel. Are you naked under there? No, I'm shorts So your top is naked. No. Oh No, I have a bathing suit. Yeah, so cute. I've never seen Esther's boobs before. This is new for me. They've been on this podcast before. They've been on the podcast.

Once in a blue moon. It's definitely not common and I wasn't gonna say anything. I actually know not, it's like too, I feel like I'm gonna get arrested. Bitch, shut up. No, I was gonna compliment you and say your boobs are great.

Thank you. Bring them back out. Mine are in, so yours gotta be out. Bring yours out. Mine are always out. Why are the Filipinos hiding their boobs? Cause mine are obnoxiously big. Show them.

Girl, let me suck on them. What? If you insist. Wait, I don't wanna show my belly though cause it's so fat. See, that's why you gotta do something like this. So you can just do the top. Whatever.

Here put the towel up. I'm towel up, but you guys, my tits. Oh my God, they're so good. What's that bra? Skims. It's like soft. Skims. Skims.

Oh my God. Aren't these so big and juicy? And see all like the side tits right here. Oh my God, they look fake. I know, right? That's exactly, I was going to say they look like when you had fake tits. I know Oh my god they look fake. I know right? That's exactly I was gonna say they look like when you had fake tits. I know. Except better. Thank you. Like they look like they have jiggle. They have plenty jiggle. Plenty. How do you keep your boobies intact when you go in the water?

You wear anything neoprene or I don't wear like bikini tops like that. I had they have to be like sportier. Oh okay. Yeah. It's so cute. Thank you. It looks really good on you. I love Rathbone. Have you ever been to the beach? No, I don't think so. I saw once you did and you wore jeans and like tennis shoes. Yeah. Right? Yeah, because I'm like I don't actually think I've ever seen you at the beach. No, I the water is cold. You're not wrong. I am a huge ocean person, and I'll be the first to say like, sand is annoying. Sand can be fun though.

Okay. When I was so ass backwards. I love to be buried in the sand. I would ask strangers, will you bury me in the sand? Like that was my favorite. Will you guys do it? Esther's like that scary child that says things that like make no sense.

And they're like, I like turtles. Bury me in the sand. Yes, I will bury you in the sand. That would be really fun. Face first. We will not be digging you out afterwards. She didn't want to be dug out. Did you guys see that Britney Spears said that she adopted a baby girl?

Yes. People are speculating that it's a said that she adopted a baby girl? Yes. People are speculating that it's a doll. It's a real doll. Oh, no. And you guys know that's been my plan. Is to when I get old and go crazy, I'm gonna just have a doll and tell everyone it's a real baby. So you see there's methods to my madness. She stole it from you.

She's doing the plan. What is that one show on Apple? It was an M. Night Shyamalan one. Oh, I just watched one of his movies, Trap. I've never seen that one. It's so not good, but I sat through the whole thing. Isn't it incredible how he can have such big hits and such like flops?

Yeah, but has- His spectrum is really incredible. Okay, well what are his hits? Sixth Sense. Signs. Signs, Unbreakable. The Village. I never saw Unbreakable. The Village I feel like was mixed. That's my favorite M9 channel.

I actually did really like it, but I feel like it was received not well maybe. The great one was The Visit. I never saw that. Oh, I love that one. Wait, I've never even heard of that. The Visit is so good, please watch. Okay, and then what are the flops?

Like the one where they're on the- Lady in the Water, The Happening, the one in the beach. Did he do that James McAvoy one, the split personality one? That one was good. Yeah, that one was a good one. Oh, he's done a lot.

It's interesting how this, I feel like to me the sixth sense is. That one was good. Yeah, that one was a good one. Oh, he's done a lot. It's interesting how I feel like to me, the Sixth Sense is like the one, and then like none of them are up there. Did you watch it for the first time over the weekend? The Sixth Sense? Yeah, Sixth Sense and Science. Wait, you just watched them? Yeah, Tito Bobby made me watch it.

That's crazy. That's so interesting that just happened. Me and Tito Bobby really are aligned, we're linked. Oh, in many ways. Did you know the ending? I kind of saw something on TikTok, but I thought it was the kid that died. And then when I was watching it, oh, it was the guy.

I don't even remember what happened in that movie, but it was good as fuck. It's funny because Bobby is obsessed with that movie because when we were in our movie and Haley Joel Osment was in it, he was like, he called me before and was like, I'm so nervous to meet him. He's an incredible actor. I was like, Bobby, it's going to be fine. Like, oh my God, that's really cute. It was, it was really sweet because anyone else, I feel like he wouldn't even care about or notice.

I know. But there is one scene that him and I don't agree on with science. Science is like one of our favorite M. Night movies and it's the dog. I know, I told him like they deserve to die cause they put the dog out. Yeah, after the scene of the dog where they didn't bring the family dog in and it was out in the field tied up. That's so funny.

I was almost rooting for the aliens at that point. I forgot about that. That's fair, like kill them all. That would destroy me. When I first saw Twister in theaters with my dad and a dog got swept away in the first five minutes, I was like, we have to leave. We like the theater.

So basically any show movie that has like unjust animal killing, I'm out. I think it was one of the seasons of Narcos where one of the first episodes someone killed his cat and there was no it wasn't Like a John wick like retaliation I'm like you're not gonna like kill the whole city like because they killed your cat type shit. I'm out Oh my god, did you ever watch Chernobyl? I did the episode where he goes around shooting dog the worst the worst

Why do that to humanity? Why make us, that is the worst thing on film or TV ever. Oh, that was such a great show though. I know, it was really good. Okay, you know what I cannot stop watching? Love Island. Georgia and Ginny. First of all, it's called Ginny and Georgia.

And Esther hasn't seen it and I have. Wait, is it really? Yes, Ginny and Georgia. I've been saying Georgia and Ginny. So you like small scene shows like that too. I've never seen it. She's never even seen it. But my friend's in it and she like blew up from it. Breed and Howie.

First off, Netflix kept telling me like, watch this show and I'm like, it's not for me, I don't wanna see that shit. And then I'm clinically addicted. Like I think about it when I go to sleep. I dream about it. How is it that good, really? Well, I don't know that it is.

It's not that good, but I do understand where you're coming from, because a show that was similar, like kind of schmaltzy kind of those shows, I was obsessed to watch every single season of Nashville. Oh yeah. Do you remember that? It is, it is.

Kind of like that, right? But there's also like a Gilmore Girls aspect to this show that I really, really- Smaller than the town. Yeah, that it makes me feel like nostalgic. And also they put in really, really important elements for people to see in TV. Like one of the dads is just deaf. And so everyone in the family,

and they don't like make a meal of it. And queer relationships in the family and they don't like make a meal of it. And queer relationships and the main girl being black and having like microaggressions against her. Like they show racism in ways that are not like just KKK. So I'm obsessed with it on many levels, but I don't know why. Do you know what I also we watched all weekend? I can't believe this is like our movie podcast now all of the scream movies Really you guys? Let me tell you why did you do that? Cuz I was with you all weekend. I was with you secretly If there is anything that brings me joy that brings me like just comfort. It is the scream movies

They're so well done. They are good. They're so fucking good. And I didn't realize that I had never seen Five and Six because they're so much more new. This is so funny. I stopped I think after like three. That's what I usually do is I usually go one through three because that's like the 90s, you know, the original trilogy.

No, don't stop there. Because think about it, like first three are the 90s. The next ones, there's one in 2011, but then these newest ones are 2022, 2024. That's so much. That's so recent. It's so recent, it's so far away from the originals, but they're really good.

Okay, noted. I mean, it's a screen movie, but you know. I'm still stuck on Love Island. I'm catching up. I know the finale was out. Did you watch? No, but I saw Huda and Chris. It didn't. Okay. Well, don't tell me anything. I don't know anything about that. We should. Yeah. Can we do the 90s one though? Yeah, that's fine. Okay. But we have to follow the rules where it's like someone in the friend group is the killer. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

It's gonna be easy. Easy. So can you talk about your fitness journey? I saw on Instagram. Ew! That's so embarrassing. That's so embarrassing. That's so cool actually,

because the one most important thing that any of us can do is build muscle so that we're not getting injured and so that our health is extended. My fitness journey, so I've never been one to ever share like my workouts or like whatever. Like I was an athlete my whole life. I don't, I don't, I never post like my gym stuff. It's just always been like a part integrated into my daily life,

so much so that I don't care to share it, right? But I have been just so sedentary the last year and I cannot believe like how fucked up my body feels. Like my feet hurt, like they feel crunchy when I wake up in the morning. Like I feel like my body is like caving in. Okay, skinny queen. My bones are breaking and it's caving in. I've never felt so weak and I'm like shocked by how weak I feel. Doesn't that suck? And so I'm like, I want to document like my comeback only because it's like, this is,

I'm in a bad place. Yeah. I've never been so. And it'll probably help give you accountability. Like okay, you announced it. Now you have to stick to it. Can I say something? I always used to tell friends, never announce your first day back in the gym.

Announce when you're three months in and then post retroactively, because it's like, that first couple weeks is really like, we don't, I may never go back to the gym. Yesterday was my first day and today I'm already like, I quit, like I'm in so much pain. That's what I thought about Brooke Schofield. Remember when she was like,

I'm gonna start my workout routine tomorrow. And I was like, loser, yeah right, diet starts tomorrow. And then she fully like transformed her body into being a muscle machine and now I'm scared of her. She looks so good. By the way, did you see, so our friend Brooke Schofield has been on the show. She got engaged.

People are being so immature and weird about it. How does someone be immature about someone getting engaged? People are making these videos where they're acting like they know her full blown and they're like, here's why this engagement is a mistake. And I'm like, you can't say that about someone else you don't know. But they do, that's what the internet has like.

It's so weird It's weird guys. It's it's it's weird and sad and I love that She is very good at responding to these things like better than I will ever be like the way She like put it up as like a six part story on her Instagram of being like this is where you guys are so fucked up. Like, I wanna do that, but I don't even know where to start, you know? Well, cause people made up so many things about you that it was just like, you don't know where to start.

Yeah. Because I used to like pop back in the beginning and being like, I'm actually here and I've been around so I actually know that that's false. And then it was like, damn, y'all are just making up stuff that literally there's no grounds for truth. What grounds for truth? You know what I should have done is each of those fires,

I should have like attacked back as it was happening, like she does, and I think she does a good job of doing that, and I have like regrets of being like, I'm gonna take this. It would have been a full-time job, Kali Lai. Yeah, I don't know, because then people hate on her for being like, oh, why are you responding? It's like, you can't win. responding? It's like you can't win

Yeah The only way you can win is like just keep living your life and knowing that people are gonna keep making shit up because they have No life. Wait, Jules. Have you been seeing the Brooke stuff? I have but then It's like it doesn't matter. It's it's her personal thing. Like it's just so stupid that people who are like in Want to be influencers want wanna say something about it when it's like, what are you doing? I was thinking about it like this, like Kaila gets engaged and the three of us are like,

you're making a huge mistake. Don't like, you can't do that to someone, even if you know them. That's true, even if you did know the truth. It's like a wildly outrageously rude way to behave. But also online, like not even being like, hey, can we meet for lunch? Like, I love you so much and I just want to discuss,

like I don't think that this is the best. On the internet, not even to the person, it's weird. It's really weird. I wouldn't even go as far as to be like, hey, I think you're making a mistake. I would just let people live. Yeah. Like, let people. But I'm saying if you have to say something, if you must, like there's a fully other way to say it.

Exactly. If you're like, hey, he has a criminal record. I think he might kill you in your sleep. Like that's warranted. It's just so weird. I also don't understand why people are attacking her. It's like, it's about him, but why is that her? Her problem.

Because she's a woman. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, why are we attacking the woman? This is nothing to do with her. And why are we being mean to her about another person's actions? Why it just doesn't make any sense to me. But the sad part of all of this is we know why.

We know why the woman is getting attacked. We know why she has to pay the price for a rumor about her fiancee that's probably untrue. We know why, but there's no recourse. There's no solving, this is the system that we live in. It's sadly like you accept and make peace with it, or you write at dawn, but it's like writing at dawn

will cost you your mental health. So it's like, pick your battles. No, wait, that's the other thing. Cause okay, then I'll see people online that are like, why is she responding? Like, can't she just enjoy her engagement? It's like, what do you guys want? Like, people, we're all real people.

Like, I'd love to tell those people, I'd love to see them in a position where they're in this career and people are constantly talking about you. Like, it's not that easy to just like turn a blind eye to what like the community thinks of you and like makes up about you or hates about you. Like, it really isn't that simple just if you're like living in a nice house to like close the door.

Exactly. No, the shittiest argument too is like, well, you're a public figure, you signed up for this. It's like, no, no one signs up to be a news daily. You sign up to entertain someone. You signed up to have a career. You didn't sign up to be in the newspaper. Newspaper? What the fuck is the newspaper?

Like the original People magazine of people making stuff up about someone. Now it's like on the internet, people don't even have to be a reporter they can just Create right news about people Are you wearing a life jacket yeah, I just got that did you own that previously no Yeah, you know Jenna, but I You know Jenna for like years strictly would wear like highlighter, like bright rash guards. And motorcycle pants like with the pads in them like motocross, baseball pants like little boys baseball pants that I would get like at the

thrift store. You would wear bowling shoes, cleats. Cleats, oh my God, I wore these golf cleats like for a long time. It's like clacking around. I don't know, I would see it and be like, that's cool. And it's like, no, it's not. I have a trivia game that is about the ocean and because-

Kalyla won. I think Kalyla's gonna win. I may not. Oh, she's gotta pretend. You're setting me up for failure. I hate you guys. Split Jules and Kalyla up because I feel like Jules, you know a lot about the ocean. Yeah. I think Kalyla is still gonna win though.

Yeah. It could be her against the three of us and it's like thepedia.com. I haven't eaten my six sausage bits. My brain is not fueled. And then we have a fun little element where... Is that a papaya? Yeah. and it's like a pediatrics.com. I haven't eaten my six sausages. My brain is not fueled. And then we have a fun little element where- Is that a papaya? Yeah.

Oh, that's not the right one. Yeah, it's not Hawaiian. Oh. Right? It's not ripe. That's very sad. Because it's not a Hawaiian one, right? You know, yeah.

Yeah, my dad is very strict about Hawaiian papayas. What is this kind? Yeah, the Mexican papayas are good. They're just a lot like stronger smelling. But yeah, the the Mexican papayas are good. They're just a lot like stronger smelling. But yeah, the Filipino Hawaiian papayas are not right. Sorry. Yeah, get it right next time. I was thinking about constipation because Heather McMahon said that papayas help.

I'm really constipated right now. Are you? I pooped yesterday, but not today. Have you pooped yesterday? Not yet. No. Oh, my God, it's bad because you pooped yesterday? Not yet. No. Oh. Yeah, it's bad. My God, it's bad.

Cause I'm counting and it's past the week. I told her I would put my finger in her butthole, but she didn't want it. Dave got mad. Wait, I can't, I can. I do know how to digitally dis-impact. How, what do you do? I'm telling you, it's a real thing.

It's something you do with patients who have had spinal injuries and they've lost their reflex to a poop. So you kind of just have to like dig it out. And I'm happy to. Well, I'll glove up a lube. I'll get it out. I told her she has nicer fingers than you. Yeah, she does. And look, they're hyper flexible.

Oh, my God. I have that, too. Is that what that is? I think it's like hyper mobile, some type of autoimmune thing. EDS, it's called. That's how I tore my hamstring off the bone. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever put your finger in Jules's butt? Not EDS it's called. That's how I tore my hamstring off the bone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever put your finger in Jules's butt? Not in Jules's butt. Not in her butt butt.

What? But I would, but many butts. Butts don't scare me. What about Bobby? I think so, yeah. He will deny, he's like, I've never had anything up there. I'm like, shut up.

Shut up. You're just scared to like it. But yeah, I'm happy to. Just let me know when. I'll pencil you. Yeah, like it's not weird to do like shit like that. I think most would disagree. No, because I know Kalyla doesn't think it's weird either.

I don't think so. That's not a good person to. When I was at their house, I just very casually and normally I didn't make it weird. I was just like, yeah, I'll just, I could put my finger in your butt to help you. And Dave was like, ah. Ah.

Ah. Okay, no one's putting anyone's fingers in anyone's butts. And I was like, we don't have to make this weird. It's just like a medical thing. It is a medical thing, but you already know what you can use. And I still have a stash of it, which is the fleet suppository.

Oh, those aren't working. Oh. She's been using them. Oh, you need my fingers then. Let me get in there. She got like six of them in her bathroom, all used. Because Jules used that one time. It's the best.

And the like the glycerin. Yeah, and you just put it in. You know, I'm something that's going on. Are you leaving it in? What do you mean? Or, and you just put it in. You know, I'm something that's going on. Are you leaving it in? What do you mean? Or are you just like putting it in and then trying to poop it out? Yeah.

No, you gotta leave it in a little bit. You have to let it like sit for a little so that the glycerin can absorb into your vessels. Oh, really? What I can do is put it up your butt and just hold my finger there for a couple minutes. Until the shit come out. I feel like this segment is going on too long.

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Okay. That's so fucked up. If you know the answer, you lift up the fruit. So you have to be the one holding it or you got to pass it along to someone else. Yeah. If they know it. If they know it, you're going to throw it. So you have to steal it. How about you hold up your banana?

I ate mine. How about just your hand? Does that work? Yeah, I'm trying to make it tropical. Oh. I'll lift up my dolphin. You lift up your papaya. Is that yours? You lift up your rooster. And you lift up your hand.

All right, are we ready? Yeah. I don't know anything except for salt water. Okay, so it's pop culture. It's fun. I don't know any pop culture. I don't know anything. Bitch, you literally know everything.

You know everything. I'm confident enough to put Jenna on Kaila's team. Basically, she doesn't need you. Yeah. She doesn't think you're gonna contribute at all. You're confident to have me just take a nap right now. All right, Jenna, you and me then. Okay, hello.

Here we go. What does hang ten mean? Oh, fuck. Kaleila? I know. It's ten toes to the top of a long board. Yes. I should have known that.

You should have known that. I should have known that. I should have known that. Kills. What 2000 movie starred Kaleila? I know it. Blue Crush. Yep.

Yes! Fuck, I knew. See? See, she got it. That's the only thing I know is Blue Crush. Okay, this is so easy. Because Michelle Rodriguez does that thing where she goes, I'm not mad.

I'm not mad. Which beach city is home to the iconic Muscle Beach? Esther. Venice. That's right. I got you on the board. We gotta be faster with our arms. What causes ocean tides? Oh Jenna, come on.

The moon. Can you say a little? Gravitational pull. Yes. From the moon. The saints of the moon, yes. There we go. Bitch.

Moon coming back. Everybody's talking about the moon yes. Yeah, there we go bitch Moon coming back everybody talking about the moon a shit The moon is shit actually very sorry. Yeah jewels He went to college What do surfers do is like gnarly oh That let her answer. I want her to try to answer this Like cool big I'll let her answer. I want her to try to answer this. Gnarly. Is it like cool, big? Keep going. Cool, big, oh that's nice. Ooh.

Gnarly. Yeah, I think that's correct. Gnarly is like 10 different things. Intense, impressive, good. Yeah. It's like cool, brah, gnarly, shred the gnar. This is another surf one. What's a kook in surf slang?

Beginner. That's right. I think Kaila won that. What are baby turtles called? Wait, what? Baby turtles? I can't believe I don't know this. Tortuguitas.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Baby turtles. Tortillas? Why are you guys laughing so hard? So funny. Why is everybody laughing so hard? Hahahaha That's so funny You're so literally stupid Hester Oh my god, please give her the point for that

She gets a point The next answer is hatchlings Oh, that's right No, it's tortillas, Please give us three points for that. You're saying that because you hear me calling tortu. Oh my god. What song starts with Aruba, Jamaica? Beach Boys.

That's not the song. It's called Kokomo. I said it. I said run the tape back. No, you said Beach Boys. No, no. Right after I said Beach Boys Kokomo. Run the tapes back. I swear to God, on my life. Beach Boys, Coco Mo. In the edits, you will absolutely see it. Give me that point.

Key Largo, Montego, ooh na na neeno, na noona, Bahama, come on pretty mama. I knew three. What is the most common type of shark seen near shores? Oh, near shores. I'm going to take a guess. In what area? Hawaii, California? No.

Just generally like reef sharks. With like a white one? Because in California, closer to the shore, you'll see like the horn sharks. It's a color. I don't think it's white. Great white? No, it horn sharks. The, it's a color. I don't think it's, white. Great white. Great. No, it's not big ones. It's a color.

It's a color. It's not gray. Gray. Gray, not blue. What's the opposite of white? Black sharks? Black tip. Yeah, those are reef sharks. Yeah, reef sharks, black tip, white tip.

No one gets that one. No, I get that. Fuck that. They're reef sharks. Black tip, white tip, No one gets that one. No, I get that. Fuck that, they're reef sharks. Black tip, white tip, tip of the penis. You can't outshark me. If someone says, dude, that wave was totally glassy, what do they mean?

Glassy? Oh my God. Glassy basically means there's absolutely no chop, no wind, no nothing. It's like a perfect form. It's crispy clear. It's, yeah, like no, like glassy ocean means like the wind is down. Like there's no current. There's no chop.

Is that, that's right. Why are you so like anxious when you're saying it? I'm mad about the fucking sharks. We're in like a game mode. Everything's changing. You already know that like after we have any of these games, like I go home and I flog myself. I beat myself up for every answer I missed.

You don't think I'm gonna beat myself up for hatchlings? What country is widely considered the birthplace of modern surfing? Country. Australia. That's not a country, fuck. It is. Australia is.

It's not a country, fuck. It is! Australia is a- It's not? Um, here. Um, the United States. Yes. Because of Duke in Hawaii. Yeah. What sea creature is known for being able to regenerate its limbs? Octopus? No. Wow, it's not an octopus.

It's not an octopus? Like cephalopods? A sea horse? Anemone? Why do you have a chicken? Because they're racist because Filipinos are known for cock fighting. Crabs? Like we got them in the wild.

Fucking just start naming shit. Okay, it's starfish. Oh my god. Okay, we only have a couple more here. Which famous musician was a competitive surfer in his youth? Jack Johnson, yes. Okay, this is the last one for all the points. What does stoat mean in surfer slang?

Go ahead, Tim. Oh, in surfer slang? Yeah, stoat. Like excited. Yeah, the stoat is like the thrill. Stoke man. Correct. Okay, so the winner is Klylin.

We have a papaya for you. You know, you believed in me. I did. She actually had a lot of, guess what she didn't say tortillas. And guess what I did say, blue crush. Oh my God, the papaya is so big. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much.

This is what I win. Wait, I'm confused. Am I not a part of the winning team? You are. Take the other papaya. Actually, am I not a part of the winning team? You are. Take the other papaya. Actually, can I touch that? Can I touch that instead? Yeah, you can have whatever you want.

Nice job, Kalyla. Yeah, thank you. Why is everyone just saying nice job, Kalyla? I and Jenna. I feel very confused about this. You did get a lot of them. Were we both not on the same team? Technically.

Technically, literally, and actually, and always, we were on the same team. Do you guys think that men should be allowed to wear flip-flops and tank tops in the summer? Only in the summer. They shouldn't be allowed to do it anywhere. Sensitive topic for me. Why? Sensitive topic. I date a Hawaiian man. I mean, he wears all year round. For me, when I see people wearing flip-flops with anything in Hawaii, it's completely okay. And I don't get the ick. If I see him wearing in California in the city, I get the ick. So it's very conditional.

But in general, my answer is I don't like it. That's so interesting you say that because you're right. My friend Jun, he was born and raised in Hawaii. And sorry, Hawaii. And when he wears like flip-flops all year round, flip flops and shorts, and it looks normal to me. But if someone else wears that attire here, I'm like, you're a dirty frat boy. What is it? What is the know. What is the association with wearing flip flops in California? Because I mean, it makes sense. We have the beaches,

but there's something that doesn't sit well with me. Because we're like in a city and it's like you're driving in your car and you're like hiking or walking into Air One. Like it's just not appropriate to be showing them toes off. But even if Jen wears them here, it seems appropriate to me because I like. That's you.

It's just like, it's also not safe to me. Like you ever like show up to a job, they're like no open-toed shoes, only closed-toed shoes. Like, I'm like, okay, so why would I ever wear open-toed shoes? Like it's just like dangerous. It's not. The ocean seems clean.

A man can't save you in flip-flops. He's gotta be ready to run. What about slides? Slides are so sloppy to me. They're even worse. And the reason that I disagree with a he can't save you was because one time I went hiking with a boy in Hawaii again and I was like,

hey, don't you wanna put on hiking shoes? Cause we're gonna be slipping and sliding. And he was like, hey, don't you want to put on hiking shoes? Because we're going to be slipping and sliding. And he's like, no, that's crazy. And he wore flip flops and I wore, I'm not kidding you, like the extra supportive hiking boots that come up like way past my ankle and guess who ate shit 10 times and guess who didn't eat shit. I was a disaster. I did that one time in Hawaii.

I decided to not wear shoes on the hike. It was so insane. I could not walk for two days and we were flying out that day. Went with R and one of our other friends who lived there and he wasn't wearing shoes on the hike, but he lives there and his feet have gotten used to, he doesn't ever wear shoes.

And I was like, yo, me too, bro. And I was like, I'm good, I'm gonna wear my shoes. And I was like, I got it, cause then I'll grit more. Not only were my feet destroyed, my bones felt like I couldn't walk. For four or five days afterwards, I was like limping. And I gave yourself fasciitis. Yeah, and it felt like I couldn't finish the hike.

See, I won't even go to, if I am at the beach, I won't take my sneakers off. Like, I don't like. That's cool. Esther! What? That is like the most sacrilegious shit that's ever flown out of your mouth.

That, the sensory, like. Yeah, ugh! The sensory nightmare that is sand going inside your shoes. And just hot. No, my feet need to have their protective ear on them. Even when I'm at home, I have house sneakers. Like, I don't walk around without sneakers on. I don't know, my feet are too fragile.

It's like going, it's not, I don't know. I don't want to be exposed to the elements. Also, sand can get hot. You know what? That's probably why you walk like this. Cause your feet like never touch the ground and the earth and so they don't, your feet probably, your toes probably don't move inside your shoes. You don't know what your feet actually feel like on earth.

Maybe. Do you wear sneakers when you shower? I don't shower. She doesn't shower. So when we're burying you- In the bath you just put your legs out. So when we're at the beach and we're burying you- In the bath you just put your legs out. So when we're at the beach and we're burying you under the sand, your shoes have to stay on?

I will take them off if I'm just staying seated. And you take your socks off too, right? Yeah. Okay, because nothing worse than just socks and sand. You're a wild bitch, man. Jesus. Tortilla. I was just wondering,

because I find tank tops on a man really awful. I do too. Any type. Can you imagine spaghetti strap on a guy? That's almost better than a tank top. I would be into it probably. Yeah. Again, it's so conditional for me.

Yeah, because your man can wear anything and it just seems like normal and it makes sense. Yeah, because I feel like he's just not a guy that tries ever. Correct. And he just does everything a guy that tries ever. Correct. And he just does everything out of like function and like, yeah, necessity. He's never like, ooh, what do you think about it? Like he's just, if a guy is like trying and he wears a tank top, it's a nick.

Yes, agreed. Or it has like a little saying on it or something. Hold on, a saying? No one, no one should be wearing things with sayings on them anymore. It makes people happy. Like for instance, like. Excuse me.

Cause I used to do it. From the girl who has a t-shirt that said, I love pad thai. This is true. I had one that said, I heart pad thai. That was the urban outfitters like early 2000s era where they had all the little like. And I had one that said, you say tomato, I say fuck you.

By the way, these are all when I was 14 years old. I'm Idaho, Udaho was also another one. I had one that had a person with their head literally lodged up their ass that I had made. It was like your problems, obvious. So there's this place in the Philippines that was like the t-shirt shop that everyone thought they would buy like their humorous t-shirts like that.

Like FBI, female body inspector, like that kind of gross like shit. There was one growing up that like is seared into my brain and everyone thought it was so funny. Back then I look back at now and I'm like, how did like everyone in town ward basically said, avoid rape, say yes. I'm not kidding.

If anyone can find that t-shirt, like this existed, it was sold at the mall. People thought this was just like silly humor. And this is why people be like, we can't say anything anymore. It's like, yeah, cause you shouldn't have been saying anything to begin with. There needed to be this like pendulum swing

all the way into like into you can't say anything so that it can come back to what you should have only been allowed to say. Because that's incorrect. I see. And there I was looking at my uncle being like, that's so funny you're wearing that shirt. Of course. But that's what's so fucked up about it is because when society and when men run the narrative, we go like, oh yeah, that makes sense. Like the type of shit that my guy friends would say to me

and I'd be like, so anyway, I guess people should be able to wear sayings with words, shirts with words, just not me. I love Kat Ty as iconic though. I know I want it so bad, I've been trying to find it on eBay. Is that like a menial thing? The shirts with sayings?

Yeah. I think so. I had the Urban Outfitters one, Getting Lucky in Kentucky, cause Paris Hilton was wearing it, so I bought it. I had the like, everyone loves Jewish girls or something. I think I'm committed to holding the papaya like this for the whole episode. You've been holding it like that for like 37 minutes.

It's so comfortable. It's helping my mood. Kind of like, you know, when you're tired and you like, this feels comfortable. I have that thing in my eye. Did you know for the last six weeks, I've had C central serous retinopathy. What's happening?

The blood vessel is leaking under my right eye. Oh no. And so my vision is all like fucked. Yeah. So when I go like this, like lines seem curved when they're not. And what did they do for that? They're like we have to wait three months to see if it takes care of itself and if it doesn't then there's like two options but it's super risky. Well that sucks. So if anyone, I'm looking at all the cameras, if

anyone has had this and they've done the treatments, tell me, please help me. The year just been kind of terrible for everyone. No, I felt like mine was actually finally, finally I was coming out of like a two and a half year horrific phase. And I was like, man, I really feel like myself again. Your clock is just off from the rest of us. Yeah. Yeah. Because I mean, my sister, she has a lot of like a slew of like autoimmune stuff,

but she just started getting really intense, like ticks, like Parkinsonian. Like it almost looks like she has Parkinson's and it just started happening like when the fires happen. And then- From stress. But I feel so terrible. She looks like she has like a motor disorder and it's like, fuck man,

is everyone just like falling apart? It's so sad. I know. They said this is from stress. And I actually don't think it is because I got a lash lift on the same day and a couple of hours later this happened. Wait, really?

You didn't tell me that. Yeah, in my gut, this is what I believe to be true. And I've talked about it with my therapist because I'm like, I've told three different doctors, I think it's from the lash lift and I just wanna make sure my nipples are, and they've all said like, nah. And it's like, just cause you haven't done studies on this

doesn't mean basically I got a lash lift. It's like the one thing that I do to feel like, they have a moment where they, for 10 minutes, they put this like heated up bean bag on top of your eyes to let it set. And they put it in the microwave. This time she put it on, and I've gone to the same place for like two years,

and I was like, oh my God, oh, that's really, really hot this time. So she took it off and just went like that. She's like, hey, is it better? She put it back on. And me, I started having this monologue in my head going like, Jenna, this is your medical anxiety. Nothing's going to happen from hot on your eyes.

Just sit here and deal with it. It's just heat. And I'm going like, man, that's really uncomfortable. And I start to feel this like thing in my right eye that felt almost like a, like there was something in it, like a scratch or something. And I go, Oh, that's weird. And so I tried to lift it up a little bit and then I just let it be. And when I left, everything looked kind of blurry

but it normally does when you leave. And so I didn't think anything of it. And then a couple of hours later, I walked inside and I'm like, something's weird. And I go, oh, I must be getting aura and I'm gonna get a migraine soon. So I go to sleep. I wake up the next day and I'm like, oh, my God, it's still there.

So I'm like, I need to figure out what this is. I open my left eye. Everything looks normal. I open my right and there's just this dark circle over everything and I can't really read anything that's there, but I can still see it like through a screen. I freak out, but I have to go to Texas for work. And so I'm just like, now I'm stressed. But before that, no, I actually felt like really, really finally myself this year

for the first time in like three years. You can't second guess it. If something is uncomfortable, but I'm like you, right? Like, so if I go to like a masseuse and she's basically like causing me like a herniated, like six herniated discs, I won't say a thing. I know me either. I'm like six herniated discs. Like I won't say a thing. I know me either. I'm like break my body bitch.

And I'll tip you really well. Like I will go to the ER after this. You would. And I'll just take it. But we have to stop doing that. We have to stop. Like you're just like, you know, I don't want that. I don't want that heat on my,

and already cause that eye has already caused you problems in your life. Like I'm sorry, that sucks. It sucks. And like no one in the medical field believes that it's from that, which makes me nervous because I feel like if it's from something different than you guys normally see,

won't the treatment be different? Like you have to listen to me in a different way. And they're all just saying like, nah, not from that. I get that. When I had breast implants and I started having like heart conditions and autoimmune stuff, every doctor was like, it's not that, it's not that. I get that. When I had breast implants and I started having like heart conditions and autoimmune stuff, every doctor was like, it's not that, it's not that. There's no literature. Just because there's no literature doesn't mean that. And now there's so much literature. Oh, everyone talks about breast implant illness when it's like, I could give given you a whole like fucking...

You were ill. Yeah, meta analysis of just everything that went wrong with me. But but you're right. I don't think that they should be very quick to dismiss what could have triggered something like that. Sorry, Jenna. On that note. So if anyone has any suggestions, what is it? Central serious retinopathy.

Right in the comments. Jules, any parting words, Jules? Oh, you still have that black eye. I know. Why? I went surfing in Hawaii and I was just getting hit by so many kooks all the time. It's kook versus kook out there.

Yeah, so, and this one, I think there's just too much melanin, so it's just staying, it's permanent, I guess. Let me see. No, I don't think so. No. No, the melanin goes there to heal, but listen, I've had blackheads or pimples. It'll stay for about a year and a half. And I have to put like a little silicone patch over it because that is going to continue to get darker

if you're in the sun. It might take like a year or something because you have skin similar to mine. Yeah. I don't mind it, it's fine. Okay guys, thank you so much for listening. We love you. Have a wonderful beach day and we'll see you next week with a brand new episode