Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Rudy Jules & Daniela Mora Slide Into The DMs

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

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I can't even look at you right now, Jewel. Wait, why? Because she has like a long-distance thingy happening. But not a boyfriend. It's just a situation. Are you doing? Oh, yeah, a lot. Oh, yeah.

She's our baby singer. Are you on board with the resurgence or the comeback of the jeans and flip flops? Oh. Because I'm wearing flip-flops today, but I'm also like, okay, I'm so glad you have. What? It turns out I haven't worn flip flops in so long. So this part of my toe, I need to get, my feet need to get used to it again. No, this is my issue.

I love the look. I think it is so sexy. I think when a woman is wearing baggy jeans and flip flops, it's like there is no way to look like you care less about anything in this world. It's gorgeous, but it hurts my toes and I can never do it. What part? Like the inside right here? Yeah, it's so painful. I see like my sister was doing it.

I was like, wait, that's kind of like a cute look. And I try it, but then my jungle feet are too ugly. So it's like, I can't wait. Are you not ugly feet? No. I don't know. It's like big and like weird looking. We have the same size feet.

That's why. I'm 5'5 and I have big feet. But Jenna is 5.0 and she has same size feet as me. Oh, really? I think that people who are insecure about having big feet, like I think it's wrong. Like I don't think it's bad to have big feet. It's like hot. almost like being tall. It's like your foot is like longer and like skinnier. I guess. They're long and

beautiful. I really like the look. It's so cute. Does it hurt your foot or no? Not really. My toes. What do we do about our? I know. I thought I was like, wait, I grew up wearing flip flops. Surely I, my feet are primed for their return. They are not primed. Apparently you lose the ability to wear flip flops because they are so fucking raw and bleeding. So I think I just need boot camp for my feet. I need just keep pushing through for the next couple weeks of flip flops and eventually it will callus and you know we'll get there i don't have time to work that up i can't like build up the tolerance i know but it's so hot like the long baggy jean with a flip flop and just like a plain shirt or even like a very like y2k slogan shirt that like fits the right way yeah i think that for me like footwear it's all

about comfort and in theory flip flops are comfortable but they're not unfortunately Yeah, it really depends on what kind of feet you have. For me, I've always been able to wear them. Like, I have, like, pretty respectable arches. And I think people with flat feet usually have trouble, right? What is there troubles? I think they need to wear, like, arch support or they need to, like, add something to... Wait, that doesn't make sense. Wouldn't people with arches need arch support? I don't know, actually, because I had a flat-footed boyfriend, and he always wore those insoles to create an arch. And I always thought it was a I feel like a flat foot is an ick. It's just like, ew. Like it's like all meat. Can they jump?

Wait, is that a thing? Wait, isn't it a thing that they can't go to war? No, that's bone spurs. Is flat foot a myth? Now I'm like, I've never seen it. Also, by the way, just like color blindness, there has to be some pros to having flat feet. Yeah. Like, just in the way like sickle cell anemia is horrible, but there was once a reason why the cells had to sickle and take on that shape to begin with because it would ward off certain like malaria. Well, I feel like a flat foot because okay, like look at this, look at this high

arch. You got a good arch. Like I have less surface area touching the floor so it's like harder for me to live. I don't know. We need a podiatrist. Can someone like weigh in on this? I actually have no idea. Okay. It says while flat feet are often viewed as structural disadvantage, they actually offer several practical and athletic benefits. Increased ground contact. What I was just saying provides excellent stability and balance while the enhanced flexibility of fallen arches allows for efficient shock absorption and quick let yeah see i don't have ground contact look at this i have no ground contact look at that but you're so coordinated and are a denser and it's really hard well actually to be the answer you have to have high arches or you won't be able to wear your ballet shoes oh i see can the can the flat footers weigh in yeah

tell us your athletic achievements wait now i'm like actually flat foot is the opposite of an ick It's not an egg. And a man with a high arch is a big. I see it a lot on TikTok and I'm like, ooh. I feel like a man with high arch just too. I didn't say either was a nick. I thought the insoles were a nick. You didn't say it.

I did. Yeah. You're fine. You're beautiful the way you were born. We're all beautiful to someone. To someone. At some time. Sometimes.

It's five o'clock somewhere. And someone is drunk enough to think I'm pretty. See, that's what I miss. Can I tell you what I miss the most? People being drunk and looking at you? I don't miss the. the party, I don't miss the hangover. I don't miss the physical

whatever of being drunk. I do miss a good beer goggle. I love, I love when the night starts out. I'm like, that mother f***er has no chance and I end the night with making out of them. It's truly a feeling I miss. Because I'm like, you know what? I was one person and then I was another person.

And like, I like the quick switch up. and I usually like have no regrets afterwards. Wait, you're saying you miss your own beer goggles. Yes. Being viewed through a beer goggles. No, I was a hot chick. There's no beer goggles in the world. The beer goggles would make me hotter.

What if it's the opposite, the beer goggles make me uglier? One of my friends randomly tried to hook up with me and I was like, ew. And then the next day he's like, I eat too much Thai food. I had Thai food goggles. I was like, okay, that I understand that. Because I tell you sometimes, like, people are like, oh, MSG is not bad for you. I've felt high on MSG. Yeah.

Well, you know, you get full? Yeah. Like, I used to always say, like, I'd like to eat, like, a big cheeseburger and fries and then, like, have sex. Weird. Because it's like, I'm already, like, so nasty. It's like, let's go all the way. Let's get a greasy time going on. You're such an anomaly, and I think you're on your own island with that one.

That's crazy. Because literally I can't, like, there are times where I won't. eat for two days if I know I'm meeting a boy I like. And it's horrible. I'm not saying it's right, but like that's, I have a 90s brain. No, I get wanting to feel skinny, but I'm just saying like if you're already in a relationship, you want to give him the worst of you. Yeah. No, I get that. In a relationship, give him the worst of you. You're literally reminding me my new theory. Okay, wait, have you heard of the book Strangers by Bell Burden? No. What? Okay. I know that you, I think you posted it and I was like, oh, this is like

taking over like white woman culture. I guess it makes sense. why no one of course I have no white friends tell me in what way I should relate to this book basically the book is like all about this woman who out of no she's like perfect life out of nowhere her husband's just like I'm leaving you she finds out he's having an affair and he's like he's like we'll work through this and then the next morning he's like actually like I'm leaving I don't want custody to the kids like I'm out so she realizes that he like tricked her into this shady pre-nep situation where he could take everything from her. This woman was like Vanderbilt.

Like she's like truly had all this wealth. It made me realize the takeaway. Some people are like, know your finances, like make sure your agreement is good, whatever. My takeaway is you must have nothing to offer a man ever in order to trust him. Like I just think you have to be like a zero. Yeah. Like you have to lay in bed all day. and then he still loves you.

Yeah. Then you're safe. I think that's a really fair, actually, fair assessment. Because these men will come for you if you've got the wealth. If you are going to cook for them, take care of them. Like, you know, think about it. No, no, I truly think that men are the original and only gold diggers. Like, this is like something that I've always,

if you for one second fucking thought that Bobby didn't look at me and said, I know that she's going to fix my life, you'd be crazy. I know it I had a fucking staple on my forehead. This girl is going to clean my house, fix my life, be okay with all my insanity, improve on my career, wake me up in the morning, make sure my medical, my finances. If you don't think that he saw that and he just thought I was hot, you'd be fucking crazy. That guy is a smart, calculated man. See, I didn't realize that because I have always known that you cleaned up his life, but I didn't know that he was smart enough to know that you would. Of course he is.

And he'll tell you like, oh, that he does like, oh, you know, he loves a good looking woman. But what else does he like, Jules? He likes slaves. Caregivers. So I think men are actually in broad daylight, the original gold diggers. Well, it's so real because I feel you could look at so many relationships where you say, look at the man at point A at the starting point. I was just talking to a girlfriend of mine.

She went through a breakup and she's like everything about his life is different from when we she's like, I built him up. His career was in such a different place. It is the same with you and Bobby. Yeah. And by the way, that's not a diss to him. Like, no. I hope that he was looking out for himself in that way. We all do.

We all look at a person in front of us that we're interested in and said, okay, how is this? How is my entire existence going to be either enhanced or not enhanced? By the way, I hope everyone does that. Yes. But that is an adult mindset. all these little boys that are angry at the idea that you can look at someone and be like, hey, will they add or will they take away from my life as it stands? It's an important question to ask always, whether that's emotional or financial or whatever it is,

how are we going to enhance each other's lives? Like, yeah, what is this fantasy that people want you to, like, date someone blindly, like, not knowing that, like, you should. Slept away by the feeling of love? No, that's, no. That's like, I will fucking dig you. out of that wave. Like, no, that is the worst bullshit ever. It's such a bill of lies. You need to be finding someone that's going to make you better, your life better. And like you said, you make their

lives better too, although my original point still stands as a woman. You must have nothing to offer. But it's true. Think about it. Like, think about the older, more like classic dating stuff that you would hear about is like women would like cook for men. And then nowadays women are like, don't cook for him yet. And I think about that. And I'm like, yeah, don't. have a lot to offer them. Don't cook for, don't make their life better out, like, at the start. Right out the gate. You hear that, Jules?

Yeah. That's why I refuse to cook because I'm like, I'm not going to learn anything for a guy. But you do know how to cook for yourself. For myself, but I'm not adding plus one. It's just for me. Like, I'm not going to, like, wake up and, like, make breakfast for anyone. It's so funny, she only buys, like, quarter pound of everything. Yeah.

No plus one. Yeah, I think that's smart. And that's how I was, too, my whole 20s. Like I didn't start cooking until literally I had a kid. And I was like, oh, I was shocked when I saw you. I was like, she came to me. She was like, do you know that Esther cooks? I was like shocked and I was like, wait.

And it's like good meals too. I'm like, I didn't know you can cook. Really? Yeah. How do you know it's good though? You don't eat. Well, it smells good. So I think it would taste good.

Wow. This is huge. I was so shocked. She really was genuinely shocked. That's so, wow. And honestly, though, stay with your instinct of not cooking yet. Yeah. Like, they don't deserve it.

Learn it for yourself. Learn from my mistakes. I'm like, let me cook a whole casserole for like eight people. Did you really do that? Yeah, I've always cooked like big, you know, but with Aloha, I'm like, I am, hey, I breastfeed and I breastfeed only. Like, this is all I'm cooking. But every other relationship, are you kidding me? Yeah.

I always put big servings and stuff. will be honest though that I like cooking a lot and it's like fun for me and if it wasn't fun I would stop doing it immediately and we would all starve like that's fine but he will occasionally but I like doing it so I do it and also I feel like having a kid makes it like it's like you can kind of like half entertain them sometimes yeah doing it yeah so I do want to not act like I'm some like worker be I actually like doing it and that's why I do it's like exciting to you all of a sudden. Yes, it's new. And that's why I'm like, oh my God, in your 20s, keep ice coffee. Like, live that life. Like, eat the little delivery scraps from Bobby. Like, that is perfect.

You know what? I used to say, me and one of my friends, like, we used to say before I had kids, like, and we were like deciding, and I know I've said this, probably, we're like, we don't know if we want kids or not. We'd be like, both options are terrifying. Having kids, not having kids. And I feel like now that I'm on the other side, I actually want to rewrite that since I legitimately both options are good. Yeah. I love having a kid, but I also loved the life before. I just want to be like anyone who's not doing this version, like fucking thrive in that version because it is gorgeous. Especially if you're not internally feeling like you need a new chapter.

Like if you feel like you could coast right here and this is like peak joy and you don't think anything needs to change, fucking. like my sister say for instance she just is very adamant about like hey kids are not for me it doesn't make her any less of the most magnificent aunt in the world she is power auntie like she loves my kids so freaking much it's just not for her right she likes her life exactly the way that it is i on the other hand i there was now i see what that feeling was there was an internal burn there that says i'm looking for my next adventure and i feel as though that adventure looks like this and it involved the image in my head and the feeling that I got was that of becoming a parent. I couldn't articulate it at that time, though. I didn't have that. Like, I'm looking for the next adventure and it would be like family. Like, I didn't have that. I don't know what I had. I really think I just was like most things where I like don't really think about it. And I'm like, I'll try it. And it just, I've like happened by accident almost. Like I still go back to and I think like the only reason I got pregnant that first time where I lost the pregnancy, but was like because I was. I was like, because I was. around Shane Mitchell and she was pregnant and I was like, oh, that's like what you do if you're

really pretty. It's like you get pregnant. No, but that's a real thing. The contagion. The contagion is real. The contagion is real. And maybe you being pregnant did something to my brain because it's like what I got pregnant six months after you did. Yeah, that is. Do you think? Maybe I, I, I don't know, but I don't know. It's just like advertising. It's like you see a commercial for Taco Bell and three hours later you're there and you don't really know how or why like it's subconscious well it's kind of one of those things too i was like if this loser bitch can get pregnant this loser bitch can too lazy nobody he knows how to bet she likes to bed her out i like to bed her on she's doing this i can do this she has a little blood pressure i can do this but do you agree with me that like it's like so crazy

how i can be on this other side i love it so much this is what is i'm meant to do and at the same time I'm like, that is also amazing. Yeah, I think it's okay to hold multitudes in your brain. And I think it's healthy to do that. I think if you try to like put the fire out of having this thought because there's guilt around it, I don't think it's the way to live. Because every which door you open in life is meaningful. Dude, imagine just me and four dogs. Like, I do hope that's where like I end things.

Well, that sounded really bad. Are you killing yourself? Well. No, no, no. But like that I just, I'm just saying like there's so many versions that are beautiful and I'm like into it. And I'm so grateful to have like landed on that and not feel like either are scary. I don't know. Although sometimes when I'm alone with my two children, it is terrifying still.

Hell yeah. It's really scary. But I think every situation is scary. The alternative is scary. Like when I think about being 41 and if I was still in the same, if I was living the exact copy paste year as three years ago before I had a kid, I don't believe I would be in a good place mentally. Okay. The concept of like a copy paste year has been haunting me so much lately. Maybe it's like my age, the amount of time I've known certain people, the amount of time I've been in this career where like you see certain people.

and you see them having copy paste year after copy paste year and you start to go, oh, why, how, how do I avoid that? Am I doing that? Like, it's just really, really scary and I don't know the answer to fix it, but awareness is the first step. I don't know. But do you see that in people? Like, how would you shake them and stop it? I wouldn't. For me, if that's a personal fear, because I do like my valleys and peaks, my, you know, that's how I like to live life. And like, I'm excited for like new chapters and things moving. Even if they're moving in like sometimes like the wrong direction, I'm like, fuck it. They're moving.

They're moving. Like this is just a part of the story of it all, right? Like the highs and lows of it all. If I see someone cruising and they're fine with the coffee paste, I don't mind. I don't mind. But if I see that they're stuck and they can't get out of this like the same steady. kind of like life they're not happy with, then, you know, we'll have a chat. Yeah.

But otherwise, it's like, who cares? I think that I'm feeling particularly insecure about this right now because I feel like I can compare myself to people. Like, if I look at the point where maybe, let's say, where I got pregnant with ACE to now, there's definitely peers of mine that have like done so much in that time frame. And there's also peers that have done nothing, whatever. Like, as my dad always said, there's always going to be someone with. more than you. There's always going to be someone with less. Like, that's life. But it is starting to

like creep into my brain of like, you're not growing and advancing and creatively discovering and making money and like, and I understand that I have been busy doing the most important thing. And I believe that. Like my family building is million, million times more important than that. But it still creeps in of like, oh, I could have gone from here to here. And I didn't do that. that. I don't know. That's really bothering me lately. Or you could have spent the next three years stagnant. Like you never really know either. Do you know what I mean? I mean, maybe not with you because you're a doer and you actually get shit done. And, you know, you have always been in a steady incline. Like in your head, you're sure that those three years would have been spent,

like, you know, successfully building something in your career. Yeah, I don't know. Because you don't know either. Yeah. You don't know what setbacks life has in store for you. You don't know. You just don't know. Yeah. I don't think this is even like a pause. Like I always say, I tell you, it's like you're just in the period of like mining. Right. You know, like true.

You'll be like, here's the gold guys, but you're not there yet because you're just busy being a mom, which is like so beautiful. And you will, you're just mining right now. And you have this whole new life to share about in like your next three hours of stand up. Okay. Jules, do you have a copy paste here? I think so. Like, I see other peers. Like, they're like...

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We stayed at Casaloma. It's gorgeous. It was there the other weekend. It was. It was there the other weekend. It's perfect. Isn't it so pretty there? It's so gorgeous. It was beautiful. A lot of kids running around. Maybe you have the holiday, but, you know, we wanted to be like getting fingered in the pool and the kids were splashing.

So it was kind of little off-putting sometimes. But the beach is beautiful. And then yesterday, of course, you know, our last day, big hurrah. I'm like, let's get wasted and throw up on each other. So we got like literally three bottles of wine. The whole day we're just drunk. You know, we're in the sun. It woke up today, very hungover.

And I'm like, you know, I have the podcast. that I've had on the calendar forever. And I'm like, babe, chop, chop. And I totally forgot to send him the address. But I was like, okay, you know, we're newly dating. So I'm like, that's my man. Like, he'll know where to take me. Like, I don't know why.

I was like, my baby, never does be wrong. Then we get to, he also, he just put in general. He put in West Hollywood. I was even a good passenger, okay? Because I was like, is this the Bronx? Like, I don't know where I want. So then he was like, Once we get here, you know, he pulls over.

Also, I didn't let him stop for gas because I was like, we need to sit with Esther. Like, let's go. Like, we're already late. Where does he live? He lives in Silver Lake. And he put in West Hollywood. He put in, yeah. So I guess he was just going to, he was like, let me just put it in to get the general

direction. I'll get the address from her later. And I was like, you know, this was information. I'd even share it with me. But also, I didn't even copy paste. I kind of was just like he knows where they film like everyone does. So they were driving. He pulls over and then he's like, oh my God, this isn't it.

Then it's, you know, half in our way. I'm screaming, call Ellie. I'll kill myself. Just like, it's fine. You know, we start driving again. He's like, let's just, you know, start immediately. And I'm like, we need the gas, right? And he's just like, I think it's fine.

Like, let's just get you there. Like, I'm so sorry. And I'm like, okay, mind you, I'm kind of hungover, a bit nauseous. A lot of hills. The gas is, the car is slow. Okay, I'm feeling sick. But I mean, I'm late and I have anxiety. I would like to eat my banana.

And I'm just like, okay, let's get there. Let's get there. We're going up a hill. Now we're 20 minutes away. And then he's like, you know, this isn't to be funny, though, because like when you get on the podcast, you'll tell this story. You'll make a TikTok.

Like, it's all good, whatever. And I'm like, yeah. And then he's like, and if the car stopped, that would be like, amazing, you know, amazing content. As we're going up, car stops. And we're owing uphill. So it starts going backwards. Oh, no.

I'm like, okay, cut the cameras. I'm like, this isn't going to be a funny. a funny TikTok. Okay, it's going to be viral in the news. Like, I don't know about on my page. Anyway, then I left him there. And then I was like, okay, got to go. And he's like, oh, my God, like, let me call you an Uber. You got to get to the podcast. So he's like stranded gasless. Yeah. And he's, and the car was doing reverse. That was so scary. That was really scary. The car going backwards. Suddenly. He does not sound like an LA local at all. I'm surprised. Suddenly, I don't know him. They got to know about the hills especially.

And normally we were driving past E for, you know, quite a bit. So he was like, let's just drive to the wheels. Suddenly he doesn't care about my safety. You know, we, I don't know, it fully stopped. And then he's like, oh, my fucking. I was no help. I was just applying lip liner. And I was like, let me call my Uber.

I would say the only negative Uber rating I ever gave was to a woman named Yolanda who was supposed to drive me to a friend's house for games, something was an important Dodger game. And we rolled backwards. And the whole time she was like, don't be scared. Don't be scare. And we were like going on to like oncoming traffic

because she was, she had a stick shift. And I think she forgot how this, I was like, oh my. Yeah, but we got to, you got to know about the hills. You got to know about the hills. Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm visiting and, you know, I'm just being cute. And I'm like, I want a man to take me everywhere. You know, I'm confused. left or right. Like I'm just being perfect in the front. So I really was, you know,

letting him do his thing. And it started rolling backwards. It was like, maybe I'm gay. Like, I just like, it's like, it's time to go, Bo. And then he was sweetly, he's like, let me get your Uber. And I'm like, what about the car? Like, I feel sick about that. I mean, I'm over it. But, you know, then he's like, I'm going to walk to a gas station and get a gas tin. Wow. That's what they do. That's so colonial. I know. I was like, that's kind of hot. Go get that gas tin, but I was like, eh, a man walking to get a gas tin is kind of unsettling. It is. A little bit of an ick. A little bit, but I was also, you know, I really didn't because he can really do no wrong. I'm like, okay, you're so hot with that gas tint. She's actually

the perfect person to ask this. Oh, okay. Because we, in the very beginning of the pod, we talked about how when you first meet a guy, give him absolutely nothing. Like, have nothing to offer so you can't be used in any way. That is so true. I'm a very beginning. I'm. Not, yeah. Okay, I'm not really living in that theory, but I heard that's correct. You're living in reciprocity and healthy balance. I'm over-indulting giving him more. Oh, no. Well, yeah. Hmm, wait a minute. What are you giving him? Like, are you cooking for him?

No. Okay. Okay, not that. Maybe a lot of head, but I mean, that's free. Yeah, it's free as long as it's coming both ways. Yeah, yeah, it's coming both ways. Okay, so we got that. It also was, so we meant, fine, I'll do story time a little bit. We met a couple months ago, but his birthday was actually last week. No, yeah, a couple days ago. Anyway, it's a new relationship. You know, when you get a new relationship, then you realize that their birthday is like tomorrow. And suddenly it's like, do what do I do?

You know, is it back shots or like a birthday cake? Like, you know, because I'm like, I want to give him something, but is it that serious? Yeah. Anyway, I bought him a lot of gifts. Yeah, is that crazy. What did you get? Wait, and you guys, you live in New York. I live in New York.

So you guys are literally long distance. We're literally doing long distance. How did you even meet? Great question. Question. So he's in production. Not like cool, like A-24, like Instagram Reels, but love my man. Okay. And he's going to get there. But so he does production stuff, social media shows. And he, I hosted a show on Instagram for some food franchise. Anyway, he was on set and he was like doing the camera and I'm the host, you know, being fun. And then

he was getting my ankles. And yeah, that happened for two seasons. So then, And like the second season, we kind of, you know, started getting to know each other, a little friendly, flirty. And then he went back to L.A. You know, I never really saw him outside of the work stuff. And then we stayed texting for a bit because I kind of had a crush on him. And I was looking to, I wanted help with like my podcast and getting a producer and whatever. You know, he would be the only one that would know these answers states away. I was like, any suggestions for a producer?

He's like, I don't live in the state. So then we started chatting And then he was there in the city One night we got drinks And then we hooked up And then the next day he flew to L.A Boom And then we like stayed FaceTiming and stuff like that

Which was great Yeah because then after hooking up once You know I kind of was like See you never But then he was like How's your day? I was like wow pussy fire Were you sad that it was going to be like goodbye

Yeah I guess I also thought like it was a good time, but I kind of was like, that'll be a guy that I can hang out with and hook up with when I'm in L.A., which I'm acting like I'm frequent here. Yeah, then it was sad because then also we did a month of just, you know, relationship on the phone and like, you know, my phone's in my pussy every night. It was weird and annoying.

My phone's overheating. You know, I'm getting the temperature warning. So that was really upsetting. That month was really evil. Wait, does that mean you were? having phone sex. A lot of phone sex, yeah. FaceTime sex, yeah. I can't even look at you right now, Joel.

Wait, why? Because she has like a long distance thingy happening. But not a boyfriend, it's just a situation. Yeah. But are you doing? Oh yeah, a lot. Oh, yeah. She's our babysitter. That's what I kind of want.

Are you doing it at work? No! On your couch. Imagine? Five o'clock. Yeah. It's a little fun. We actually went to Snapchat.

Like, that's how horny we got. Because the FaceTime sex is all right, you know. It's too live. I'm like sucking in and also nipple. Like, it was hard to do. You get this view? Yeah, exactly. Then I'm like, he's over me.

Then I was talking. But, you know, it's on my post. So he's like, what'd you say? And I have to be like, suck it. You know, like, then it was. So it's more produced like on Snapchat. Yeah, the Snapchat is great. Are you like performing for the guy or like,

or are you also in getting enjoying it? Definitely both. Okay. Right? What would you say? I think both because I also see my body and I hate it. Yeah, you're like, who. Cut a glimpse.

Jump skim. Hacked. Can't be me. Virus on my phone, not my body. Unclaim, unclaim. Honestly, though, I feel like I don't. Of course I hate my body, obviously. I'm a woman.

But I get turned on when I'm taking photos. myself, you know? Like when I'm doing this, I'm like, damn, she's out, I'm not even opening his. I'm just sending it out and getting super wet. That's a, that's a very woman thing. Like, we have to know we are the object of even our own desires. It's why it's like these men who like act like they're the prize. Like there is truly nothing that like gets me drier than a man who's like, well, look at me. I'm like, ew. Like Jim Brose are really, it's like you are not the prize. Underline circle circle exclamation point

or not the prize Bold it bold it Yeah The boyfriend situation is new And I feel like I love your stand-up clips On Instagram I like totally Fallen in Love But I love like

I feel like your stuff about dating is so interesting I am always curious About like the New York City dating It's kind of rough I guess Honestly I mean I had to do long distance Because I mean Ran Adamen But I'm

think it's a little different being like a comedian and like you know somewhat of a known person because before then obviously had horrible dates now I'm having horrible dates of people know me the dating scene New York I feel like is pretty horny um there's a lot of people but also I think people are kind of mean in everyday encounters and whatnot like I don't know people aren't really chatting it up at a coffee shop I don't know if they do that here but no it seems like everyone if you tried to talk to a stranger you'd be shot like that's disgusting shot dead yeah Yeah. So suddenly it's very similar it feels. But yeah, I guess since it's so crowded, you know, there's so many people. I feel like nightlife is easy to spark conversation at bars. You know, subway encounters. You have a lot. Oh, subway encounters? Yeah. Public transportation.

I know. I guess maybe, I don't know. I've had one. I mean, he was homeless, but, you know, he was chatty. Was he hot? He was not. He was like mixed between was he homeless. or just like serving homeless look, you know? Cospaying. Yeah, yeah, more of a cosplayer. I know many people here in L.A. who cosplay poverty a lot. I've heard that's a thing here. Yeah, I guess how's the dating scene here?

I mean, her and I have been out for a while. Yeah. We're mothers. Yeah. And the period of time that I was single, I was on Raya. Okay. And that's just so Ew.

So bleak. You know, they won't allow me on there. What? I've been on the wait list for like seven years. I've had like 42 referrals. Maybe someone knows me there that's like she's not allowed. But I keep hearing this from comics. Well, wasn't it a young gravy said he wasn't allowed on Raya?

Yeah, I think so. There was another person, though. Do you have any exciting dating stories? Let me think. I mean, other than my freaking LDR. Do you have that app where it shows you how far apart you are that people have on their phones? Like if I'm my friends. Oh, or like a datinger.

It's like it's like a widget in the top of your full and you're like so and so are 2,000 miles apart. And then let's say you're flying right to see him. Then that gap gets a little closer. It's cute. Wait, and you know, red flag because, you know, we're in L.A. I'm new staying with him. He has two roommates.

That's illegal. but, you know, I'm being nice and, you know, friendly, sure, okay, wearing underwear, annoying. Basically, you know, I was like, really in Soho House a lot of these past days because I don't want to be in the same, the roommates are stomping and, you know, gargling and having noises. So I've been Ubering there. Anyway, he won't share his location with me. He did it for like an hour, like, because I was like, you know, share the location. Maybe that's a big step.

But also, we don't even live in the same damn. country, how would I even know if you were blowing someone's back out? I would just think you're at CBS because I don't even know where you are, you know? So he didn't share it? He shared it for an hour, as did I. And then he stops it? And then it stopped. And I'm just like, okay, are we fighting? But also, I'm like, while I'm visiting and we're in the same state and you're driving. He just doesn't know? Yeah. And he only shared it for an hour? Because you have the option. You do the option. You give you the option. So that's a fight in about 30 minutes. schedule that one.

Is that something you would require in a LDR? The fact that you and I don't location shares, like I have to talk to my therapist about. Like, I think that everyone should location share with anyone who wants it. Yeah. It's just seamless and it's not even that you would stalk it. It's like, for instance,

he was coming back from Tahoe. Yeah. When I flew in on Sunday, I was in Pittsburgh. I'd shows, very bleak and then I came here. But he was away, it was just, I don't know, being in Pittsburgh and a fucking Hilton

in it was rainy. I was like this can't be my life. I couldn't even be like sold out. I was like y'all want to come? I got feet to take. I came from Pittsburgh. Anyway, it was there. I came Sunday early. And he was driving in from Tahoe so he got there late at night. And that's when

I wanted a location because I was a really perfect woman and maybe this so I mean the ass one day. I wanted to know how far he was because I was decorating his room. for his birthday like it was his sweet 16. I literally was trying to do the order to eight candles. We don't approve of your behavior. We don't, I know.

Okay, suddenly a co-host walks off. No, no, no, no. Nothing too crazy. And I'll maybe, and I'll defend myself. How many balloons? It was actually maybe eight balloons. And they came from New York. I traveled with the latex.

What's your defense? What has he done for you to match this, to give this energy? He's done a lot. He's actually a perfect boyfriend. He buys me a lot of things. Okay. Okay. Now I'm like, my man.

You know, I don't really spend any money, which is really lovely. Bies all my flights. Okay. Let me start strong. Sorry, start strong. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bies all my flights, which is nice. You better put 22 dozen balloons.

Suddenly y'all want to donate a balloon to cost. And then, you know, and he plugs in because I think, he has to, you know, I'm getting the Sky Miles points, but he's paying for it. You know, it's a good life. Oh, good deal. He has my Delta number. Memorized. So that's good. Extra head tonight. Let me write that down. Um, so buys a lot of things. I think is that. That's really all many to do. I mean, eats me out correctly. Just the only thing is to share your location. Yeah. The thing, we can use that. Um, that would be nice because then I did the big decoration. And I was cracking up because I've fully lost my mind and I'm doing confetti running around the

I mean, I don't know what was wrong with me. Oh, here's my defense. Sorry, coming back to the defense, is that my birthday is in like four weeks. So, you know, it's kind of like whatever I get is times six. Setting the bar. Bar high. Yeah.

So I'm like, if I don't wake up and there's not mariachi band and my cat in a tutu, it's a divorce on site, you know. Yeah. I feel like fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This seems to be a lot of like true wrestling.

Suprosity here. For sure. Yeah. Esther, you're like, uh-uh. I actually, what's disturbing me the most is that you're a stand-up comedian. And it's like really hard for me. Like you're not fitting the prototype. Yeah. Like the foresight it took to like pack balloons and like decorate a room. Like that is such selfless behavior. It's not adding up. Kind of concerning. Stage solo performer. Check my temperature. Yeah. No, don't get me wrong. I'm very vain.

and I love myself and everything's about me. And he knows that, which is really awesome. But I guess this is actually my first, like, actual boyfriend. So I think I'm acting. Now I'm, you know, I'm getting really excited, you know. I'm really doing a lot. Do you love him? I guess.

Having to answer right now. I mean, I, but also, like, did you ask what he say? Ask him first. Like, okay, let's get his answer. And then I feel like I'm allowed to say that. that. Yeah, so now I'm really doing a lot. I feel like first boyfriend and I feel like I'm a lover. And also I just really like birthdays. That's another thing. You're so weird. She's so, this fucking grouch is so anti-birthday. I'm obsessed with the

birthday. Do you like your birthday? I love a good birthday. What's your zodiac sign? I'm a Scorpio. Okay. Yeah, I have a weird birth date because it comes right after Halloween, November 1st. And so I don't really expect much, but I love a great staycation. Let's go somewhere. Let's do something. I like to celebrate myself and others a lot. Yes, yes, yes. Esther, what is your zodiac sign?

You're kind of giving, okay. I was like if it's giving water sign. What are you? I'm a Leo. Wait, where did you grow up? I grew up in New York. I'm like originally from the Bronx. My family's in Westchester.

Now I'm in the city. And is this, this is your first boyfriend? This is my first boyfriend. that likes me back. You know, like, I mean, obviously, I've had men that I've been like, maybe this is something, but like they didn't really like me.

Was there like a formal discussion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I feel like the younger generation tend to not have those discussions anymore versus us. It was like, hey, like there needs to be an official contract here or else we're not moving forward.

Yeah. Well, what's weird though is that then if you go a generation older, like, or maybe it's just guys, but I remember when I first started dating Dave and I was like, so, you know, like, would you say like maybe we should have this talk? Yeah. What do you mean? And I'm like, are we like, are we?

And he was just like, well, yeah, it seems like we are. Yeah. Like he, it was just like assume. Yeah. But I feel as though Dave is also an anomaly is that he is truly a genuinely. good man. He's a good man. I love Dave.

Yeah. Dave is like, of course his intentions were in the right place. Now, if you were to take those exact words and throw it into a man in his 20s, early 30s, it would.

Then arrested, yeah. Yes. Also, I think older men are kind of just like, when they're a little older than you, they don't even, you know, from like situation ship, they're like, what's that? Well, I don't want to give them too much credit,

though, because we did date for six years. before he asked me to marry him. So I feel like... He could have picked it up a bet. Yeah. Let's slow down. Yes. But you're not wrong.

Did you guys have to have... Was it... We did a little talk. And I brought it up. So suddenly the Dior perfume's coming home. But I brought it up. Also, it's kind of difficult with the long distance because, you know, he came to visit me. One, we fully, we, you know, hooked up one singular night.

Then we texted FaceTimed a lot. you know, but he's in L.A. We kind of had a month of just, like, sexting and being like, do you have siblings? And then, she's always a fun pair. And then the next month in March, I believe, I'm acting like, I don't know the date by heart. Beginning of March, then he came to visit me and, you know, stayed with me for, it was like two weeks. Then the following month, he did that again and stayed with me another, like, 10, 12 days. So it feels, you know, kind of serious already.

boyfriend-y like I feel like with long distance not that feels like a little quicker like maybe you're serious quicker just because I don't know one we talk a lot because that's kind of all we have we only have texting so we have that and then like once we're in person together you know it's very let's you know we're immediate kind of boyfriend girlfriend because you know we don't really see each other have you ever had that experience where you do bring that up and then it doesn't go well Um, no, because I think I always knew my place. And I wouldn't even bring it up because I'm like, let's not have a bad day today. You know, let's just.

It's true. You do kind of always, you must always kind of know what is going to be the result of that conversation. Yeah. I am such a wimp. I would never put myself in a situation where I'd have to wonder. Yeah. Or even ask whether or not I'm at the very front of the level. line.

Yeah. Like I'm, and that's because I'm just not a strong bitch. Like I'm like, unless I know all the signs point towards him thinking I'm the absolute love of his life, like I will not be engaging because I am so afraid of being second place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I always assume like if we're not exclusive that he is having sex with other people whatever.

For sure. I just know that I am still at the top. Yeah. And this is like right after one of my longer relationships. And I, this is so. childish but only a couple years into Instagram he remember when there was a WCW woman crush Wednesdays oh my god yes was he doing that seriously he was because it was so okay back then to just hashtag WCW and he posted a girl that he didn't even know but he was

following so oh that's worse and immediately like that was enough to be like I will never speak to you again and how embarrassing it was for me to even have that conversation I saw your WCW I saw your woman crush and I'm so utterly offended what did he say he was like it's just a WCW it's just it doesn't mean anything and I was like ah goodbye never again but that's how insecure I am or I was then no that's valid I want to evaporate just like hearing that I don't I almost did as I was saying telling you that story and that every role his if the WCW scared you you would have been in shambles with the T-

Exactly. Oh, that would have broke you. I'm so anti-TVT. Get the TBT out of here. There's have been, I think, live in the present. Yeah, okay, let me, I'm going to have to archive a photo one second.

I've definitely done like a throwback, but I don't think I've, you know, accompanied by the weekday. Yeah. Because that would be wrong. But there, of course, there was a time where was I throwback to last week? Been there, Nashville filter, like all that.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Jules, are you relating to her long? distance stuff like do you feel this uh not really because it's still new but then i had the same thing with the hawaiian guy where i was like what are we because we've been talking as a professional lDR person and i these boys able to fucking do it right and actually not be dry textors and actually engage in the way because that's so important yeah it is important it's so important because like we would be texting and he would be so dry but

then when I would go and see him, he was, it's like a different person. Oh. You can't do LDR if you're a dry texter. You have to be the best texter. I feel like, I'm whipping out games, okay? I'm using every widget on the message.

I'll be like, pool. It's like, what? Like, you lost, eat me out in a month. Wait. Hey, I was just talking to someone who's dating someone and she, someone knew. And she was complaining that he's a bad texter. Oh, it's the worst.

a really hard time about it because I'm like this is not the most important Oh you don't think But it is texting is fucking is Really important because it's like It really is the main way we communicate These days. It shouldn't be If we're not in the same place

Yeah she was not LDR So I guess you could just rip phone calls But it's fun throughout the day to be like What's up? Here's an emoji You know like that's kind of fun I also need a good texter because I like to talk a lot. Like we constantly need to be texting.

And then little nude, but then also here's my lunch. Yeah, that is a really fun part of like early relationships. Yeah. I can't tap into the girl that did that. But like the nudes and like the excitement of all of them. Yes. Is really like a if I could take that feeling it up. Bottled it up.

It really is. Like I could have a million of those. Yeah. That's really true. Yeah, we definitely went through the first month or two. It was a sexting disturbing. I mean, my clit was drowning. Like, everything was wrong.

Like, I was feeling like a pervert just walking around. Like, and when I see you, you know? And I'm just like, sorry, I'll take a copy. I'd be sexting. I remember I was in Miami with my friends. I did a show and then we made it like a weekend. And I was sexting. I mean, I don't know.

I was like, need to hit a quota or like the war was coming. Like, I was like, and I'm like, eat you nuts. Like, I was, they were like, please. And I was, I mean, I just remember, I was like, you know, I'm wet from the pool, then my puss, you know, it was just a whole, it was a lot. My friends are like, you lost it. And I'm just like, sexing can't, can't talk. And they're like, what? It's like 2 p.m.

You know. Jules, are you doing this? Yeah. You are. Yeah. Two types of girls excited about texting. Yeah. I think they all are a russing.

It's just fun. Yeah. You're not even touching yourself. You're just like texting. And it's just fun. And I would say texting, you can even be more adventurous. Like, I feel like, then you can also paint a picture. It's like things that I wouldn't do.

You know, like if it's like, you know, thinking of me riding you for days and days, you know, versus I'm kind of like to lay down over text, though, you can really make yourself more athletic. Yeah. That is true. I've been. You can paint the wrong picture. You can.

I was like on my hands and knees like always. Yeah. meanwhile I'm in person like I got a bad back you know like but in tax I'm an equestrian you're like L1 to S5 not good I see on our back icy hot yeah but over text I'm flipping on the cock you know I'm sending the gymnast emoji I'm just like remember I'm so flexible and then in reality you know I'm kind of like I have a hernia but it's nice to be able to do both a little bit and I'm excited for my birthday now so he can kind of double it up. Yeah. I'm excited for your birthday.

Me too. Yeah. Do you don't even, does anyone care about their birthday? Yeah, I do. I take mine to like it's a it's a problem. Very serious. How did this happen to you? I don't know. Does your parents do a big birthday for you? They allow, yeah. And ever since I was little, I would be my sister's birthdays in May. And when she would start planning, you know, her birthday, I would start planning mine. It would overshadow. It was a real issue. One year, we were very little, but we went to like this really elaborate child's crowns and we were getting one for my sister because it was her birthday. But I mean, I'm the sister, you know, like, so I ended up getting one because I was hysterical because I was like, I would like one. And my poor sister's like, it's my birthday. And I'm like,

it's not bad. And then that's kind of when the addiction started. The birthday addiction. The birthday addiction yeah I will take off it's really a whole month like I can't do anything near my birthday because it's too close that makes sense I mean I have my friends taking maternity leave like you know it's just it's so big for me maybe I should flip a switch and go nuts yeah just go like full like Kinsellera style yeah get all your friends like let's just rent like a like a hall you know a nice little it will be fully decorated we'll do the best balloon arch. I'll do the balloon arch.

Don't worry. We'll do all of it. Open bar. Open bar. Not in her world. I've always said that if I had a wedding, it would be not only not open bar, there would be no alcohol served. Oh.

I am busy that day. That's what everyone said. Why do you want that? I just was like, I just feel like if I was going to have a wedding, like I'd want everyone to be like on my level. Yeah. And like sober and present. Yeah.

And I understand that that is no one is okay with that. But I feel you. I don't want anyone to have more fun than me. You know, suddenly I'm going to A-A. Imagine people parked outside your wedding venue, like pre-gaming. Tailgating the wedding. They show up. Blacked out.

Esther's giving a quiz at the end. Yeah. Everyone has a breathalyzer. You can't leave until past. All speeches are like, so how did we meet? And what do you think of me? Yeah. No, I literally once did a birthday party where it was like probably like maybe 10 to 12 people.

And I made everyone go in the circle and say their favorite memory. Oh. My favorite is like when it's even if it is 10 plus people to keep it all one conversation is like always the goal. That's so fun. And then when someone else is in the memory too, they can add on to it. That's beautiful. It's really beautiful. Yeah.

All right, we have a classic, riddy story for you guys. My girlfriend of two years told me the music that I played during sex is weird and a major turnoff. A little backstory. When I first started having sex, I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched lovemaking songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm. Oh my God. Oh my. There are a few songs to my playlist. However, there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favorite that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off

in a major way. I don't understand why it has it has taken her two years to tell me she hates the song. It's a good lovemaking song with a good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any song she'd like to add or change. But to leave it for two years, thinking our sex life is great, but in her eyes has just been ruined by my has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single time, so the amount of time she must have not been enjoying it when I thought the complete opposite is annoying,

but also embarrassing in ways. Not to mention my previous partners, however, they never complained about the song, so maybe it's just her. It's fucked up the relationship, to be honest, because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music, but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head.

She recognized this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust this song and find it devastating. She hates the song. Here's the song. Oh my God. I hope it's like Mamba number five.

Wait, this is. Mama, my boys to men. This is so creepy all around. Also, him saying love making. No. really is fitting for that. Also, does anyone have sex to music anymore? No.

Like, I would like silence and only hearing a huff and a pop. Yeah. That is a young man's game, though, because when I was younger, I was like, let's set the mood. I feel like it's hard for me to come if I'm hearing, like, DJ Callet, you know, like. I can't even have a conversation if there's music going. Like, I hate it when I'm in the car and some plays of music, I'm like, we're either talking or we're listening to music. It's one or the other, yeah. And have I eat?

A meal if there's music playing. Oh my. Like I will tell the restaurant, please turn it as low as you can or see this far away than the speakers. Like, I just need silence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I think that is very respectful to the song itself because you're like, hey, I want

to give this my all, my attention, but I cannot if I'm doing this thing. Would you guys like to hear the song? Yes. Yes. Is it like an EDM song? That'd be curious. Oh, also, if she can. pick up on the decibels of the dick like she's also lost it we need a break out because why

does your how does your coogee know it sounds like she doesn't like him hudson mohawk hey slugs the youtube gods won't allow us to play this song because of copyright but you can check it out in the extended version on patreon this is very very very very weird i wonder why she stayed with him yeah yeah also how would she not say anything this whole time also what if you have sex twice in the day, you know, like, this guy's Spotify. He's definitely the point one listener of this. This is just also like someone very particular who was like, I think this is a lovemaking song.

Let me add this to the playlist. I was thinking it was going to be something romantic. No. And it exploded and kind of ruined, I think, is really, there's an update. What's the update? Also, I think I would be upset that he went to Reddit. Okay, this exploded more than I expected. and has been a bit overwhelming with the messages but thought I'd give an update.

The attention hasn't been exactly positive, and this hasn't been the best thing to happen for my relationship, and it is now sadly ended. You don't say. I didn't expect it to blow up so much. I should have used an anonymous name instead of my real name and our real ages. There aren't many 25-year-old Tyler Lives who are in a relationship with their significant other for two years, who is also 20. Unfortunately, her younger sister recognized this, showed her parents who wasn't happy, and made this situation extremely awkward.

Oh, my God. What made it more awkward and cemented the fact that it was me is they recognized the song. Once in a family dinner, we were discussing music taste, and my ex-girlfriend stated that I had an odd taste in music. Everyone laughed and pressed me to play something from my phone of what I like as music, to which then blessed their ears with that song. Her father laughed and said it was terrible. I guess we all have different tastes, although I nodded in an agreement at the time. I was thinking in my head, this is a great fucking song. We are now over and I'm moving on.

I already revealed my face on TikTok. But with the amount of hate I originally got, I decided to say I didn't have it and backtracked. I don't think the song is that bad and I handle, and I had no idea. She didn't like it until recently. And as soon as I did, I stopped. I didn't force her the song. Not at all. I know a lot of asked for face reveal and playlist.

My playlist, I actually burned onto a CD and I've been using my CD player, but I'll go on YouTube and try to link the songs one playlist and show. You guys are still burning CDs? That's really weird. I don't know. This is so weird. I feel like a great Hollywood filmmaker is behind all this. Like it's so strange.

It's hard to believe. When he said that the family recognized the song, I thought it was going to be because he was going to be like, because I had family vacation once. Yeah. It was playing and we were hitting it. I like the low hum of my air purifier. Yes. I like my dog.

her paws. Oh, no. We let the dogs out the room. You do? I can't. I can't do that. I need her close. Don't have seen everything.

She's not looking. On her way out, she's going to get just the flashback of her life. And it's just, I'm going to suspend my disbelief for a little bit and believe and say this is like a true thing. I am so icked out. I'm icked. All over the place. There's ick everywhere on my body. Though it's like they're both an ick because to wait two years and then suddenly be like, I hate this sucks for everyone.

But then it's probably because they're young and they like that type of song that they're into it maybe. Suddenly I'd like to meet him. Like I just want to give him a challenge and give him like, what is that song? That's like a really crazy rap. But like I don't know. I want to see him do like Nikki Minaj. Let me see. You know, like let's see if he can pick up on the rhythm of everything.

you know let's do bees in the trap you know like let's see kind of work it i'm sad i'm sad now okay i have a question for you now that i'm sad what now that you're sad like if for any reason like hear me out this is going to be so bad yeah if you're like i recognize that name oh my god that's my son oh i think this reddit post is from my son why are you doing this because we both have sons and this is like a reality of the world no i'm not i'm not what in interventions would would come into play he's four months old and mine is a year and a half at some point we're going to have to possibly deal with a son who's asking reddit who's on reddit and what are we going to do four months let's the fucking brainstorm bitch you go first time to get ahead of it I think your kids are not going to be

lame I don't know you just never know they are born the way they're born you never know you can guide them all you want it's like they have their factory settings jills what would you do to my son I'd be so shocked my God. Let's have a chat. Yeah. We're going to have a talk. You would sit down and talk about it or you, I feel like I would let him rock, you know. I mean, let him, yeah, put him into dance. You know, I don't know, maybe buy him Spotify premium, you know, like, I think I would let him do it. She's giving the most maternal answer.

Yeah, I think that I, my only thing is like, hey, like, let's work around this internally and not on. Not on post-reliac. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you can, you get a lot of shame involved. for sure, for sure. Yeah, I guess that would be the only lesson. Yeah, but like, hey, dude, relationships are weird, sex is weird, the whole thing, you do you, but also can we just talk about this?

You're coming at it from kind of a more reasonable angle of like maybe we can work on this, whereas I'm like a toxic Jewish boy mom now. So it's like, whatever you say and do, you're perfect. I love that song, that's perfect. And that little slut is wrong about you. This is why I did not want a son. Like once you, once the curse is on you, like, it's over for me. Like, you're still, like, able to maintain some normalcy with having a boy.

Yeah, yeah. I'm gone. Whoa, so it's real. Yes. My little prince. He's a prize. Yeah. He is my surprise.

Yeah, you will not listen to a flusy like you. You stay away from my man. Daniela. Wait, are you on tour? I'm on tour, big tour this year. It should be fun. A lot of stuff in the fall. But all of my dates and whatnot are just in my Instagram, which is Danielle Lomora.

Your clips are so funny. Oh, my God, thank you. And you always have a chic little, like, casual girl look. Oh, thanks. I feel like I wear the same thing on stage every time. I think I do that too. It's going to be jeans that I've worn in the week before because they're nice and stretchy, you know, because you've broken in on them.

And then, like, an old tank top nipple, a little showing. get the views up but all of it on my Instagram my TikTok is spelled strangely but I feel like you can figure it out but it is Daniela but I do it with a Y D-A-N-Y-E-L-L-A

because there's a lot of Daniela's in the world apparently everyone wanted to take that my podcast is called Humboldt just uploaded one episode on Spotify Oh my gosh congratulations It was originally on YouTube but it seems no one's interested in YouTube or people that are there

not interested in me. Maybe it's crossing wires. Yeah, we'll be talking about my boyfriend until I get stopped. Or Raya accepts me and then maybe we become Polly. See how long I'm in L.A. for, see if things change. We will be tuning in for the updates. Please.

We need to hear how the birthday boyfriend. The birthday badge goes, yeah, high stakes. So we'll see. Thank you, Atta, Jewel. We love you guys. See you next week with a brand new episode. Hello.