Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - The Ebb and Flow w/ Jaime Garcia, Rudy Jules & Isa

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

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I gotta give it up to you guys. You're really dipping your toes into the white men this year. I mean, he's no Timothy Chambanlid, but. No, Timothy right now is kind of not hot. Because he's growing into his man body. Is he growing into his man body? What do you mean? He's the same build.

He's always been. At a certain age, you grow into your man body, like the man, like 30. Because 30 is like the prime now. The man body or your man's self? No, but man body like. You guys. On the Patreon today, we're doing a wig snatching competition. If you haven't already joined our Patreon community, please do because this is one you will not want to miss.

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Yeah. We have our repeat favorite, very funny, Seamontagrebally, Fat Fish, Jaime Garcia. A.k.a. A.k.a.a. our little mermaid. Hi. We have my niece, our resident hates everyone and everything, Rudy Jules. Today, since it's a family underwater episode, we have our favorite little mermaid from the Philippines, who's only here for a couple weeks.

My other niece, Issa. Hello. What were we saying before we got started? Can I tell you guys one thing? before Heima comes in here to the studio and literally up front the first 10 minutes he's just giving us all the hits like off camera and I'm like save it

for the pod save it for the pod so go ahead now's your chance nothing just I just came from the sea can you sing for us yeah I can sing what do you want to sing your song your song it's been so many years I grew legs and I made Prince Charming Eric his name's Eric Eric with the big Your husband?

He has a big. Who knew, right? What was my song go like? Can you repeat it? Sounds like the Twilight one. Okay, how about this? Remember, look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?

Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? Hold your dinglehopper. Wouldn't you make my collections complete? Comit, wouldn't you think I'm the girl? What did you think? Everything. I can't hear this song, like, professionally.

How many times did you watch The Little Remade as a kid? To be honest, once. What's your favorite Disney movie? My favorite Disney movie right now is... Not right now, as a kid. As a kid, a smart house. I've never heard of that. What is that?

You never seen Smart House? You can't pull it up. From Disney. Do you guys know about this? No. Smart House. It's a real movie. I know.

I'm sure it is, but what is it about? It's about the dad. He moved into a new house. This one, smart house. And that lady, she's in, like, she controls the house, but then she becomes real. Oh, she's not, it's not even an animated one. Yeah. Oh, you weren't animated?

Animated? Animated. What's the name in the animated movie? I watch it constantly. Come on, tell me. Lion King? Lion King, no. Beauty and the bees?

I don't know. Toy Story. Oh, that's a good one. Toy Story is the original. Yeah. What's yours, East? Blind King. Because I know yours.

Up. What's yours? Oh, Mulan, yeah. Why are you laughing? Typical, right? Oh, my God. Milan is the best. I haven't seen Mulan at ever.

It's so good. You've never seen it. But that was the first time where we were like, oh my God, the hottest Asian man is on screen. It just sucks that he's like animated. I wanted him to be so real. Which guy? Shane. The general.

Yeah. The general? Yeah. With the mustache? No. No. The good guy. I realize he is gay.

Is he gay? He liked Mulan when you were sure. Oh, you're right. He's gay. Those memes are like, um, he got so mad because he wasn't a girl. And he turned out to be a real girl. Yeah. And she, yeah, he got mad for it.

That is a little bit confusing that he fell in love with Milan when she was Ping. Yeah. Right? And Ping was supposed to be a soldier and a boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A femme boy. What was his reaction?

I don't remember when he found out that Moulon, that PING was actually Moulin. He was so mad. He was mad because he just saw her boobs and then he was just like, what the f***. And his. When Moulon. Yeah. But that's still hot. Then he likes guys.

Yeah. Like Pregor Pascal? Oh, I saw that. I've seen that. I just saw all the pictures and my God, he's even hotter to me now. You know why it's because we can never. He's so hot He's gay

I don't care That's hot As Pedro Pascal Is he in your top ten You're too young He said doesn't like older do you though No I think he's cute But you know who we've been crushing on lately

That's right Let's talk about this Who you've been crushing on Peter Faffy Wait wait Jacob Jacob Alarkey? No Jacob Alarty

We didn't even like the movie What did you think about their chemistry? There was no chemistry at all I didn't feel it. I didn't even like picture them in the same movie. They felt like there were two different, like movies. Both of them were so hot, but then together was just nothing.

Did you watch it, I mean? No, but I can tell Jacob, every time I see Jacob on screen, it reminds me of Nate from Euphoria. Yeah. I don't think he can act. I don't know. I can't act, but. So you don't think Jacob Bellardi is a good actor? I've seen Priscilla last night.

I haven't seen that. You haven't seen it? Is that the Elvis one? Yeah, wait. I don't know this, but he should. She was like 15 and he was like 24. Yeah. And they were like, okay.

And she had a baby when she was that age. Yeah. He was acting, but I didn't feel like he was Elvis. He was just like Nate from Deerio. I didn't see Nate. I was like, this is how old are you? But then that kind of like is a testament to how well he did. He played Nate.

That Nate is so seared into your brain that he can't be anything else. I don't see him as, I don't know, the next James Bond. You brought up something off camera that I want to talk. about which is you let people go through your phone I don't let people go through my phone your girlfriend huh this is not like a red flag I'm not like calling you out but like in a relationship you're like here have my phone all good that's good you do that too with your boyfriend yeah when I had a boyfriend do they ever call you out about anything do you delete stuff then there's something there's nothing to delete why are you smiling little mermaid

because she's laughing I don't tell lies oh you're No, I don't delete stuff. You don't. And what is she checking? I mean, I delete messages like from like spam and stuff like that because it's pointless to have. But is she checking constantly? No. No.

What's constantly doing? Like every day. No, I'm not with her every day. And is she just like, hey, let me have your phone? No, we'll like watch TikTok videos. Okay. And then. And then I hope no messages pop up from like the past.

Like, hey, how you been, you know? Like, hey, when can I see you again? Last night was fun. Is she like a jealous type? Yeah. Does that like turn you on when they're a little toxica? Yeah, he loves toxicas. I think it does.

You like when someone's like, no, you're my man. No one can have you. Yeah. Like my little niece, we're at the Super Bowl, like, party in my house, my mom's house. And my little niece, like, she does like little princess stuff. And she's like, has a like go fake little. little fake brush from like the kids and she's brushing my hair

and then my girl she grabs me she's like if you let another girl brush your hair I swear That's kind of crazy She was playing though She's cute though Ah okay she was playing

I was gonna say She's super skinny She's skinny I like it And you guys are like getting serious Yeah Oh that's so cute Congrats I'm thank you

I'm taking her serious This time so Yeah that's so sweet Cool She's skinny though I like it's my first skinny girl Oh, your first skinny girl. Yeah, my last ex, she was Ursula.

Ursula from the Little Mermaid. No, she's a little mermaid to me. Yeah, Ursula, honestly, I didn't know this for the longest time, but she was King Triton's sister. Yeah. I had an auntie, rest in peace, but she literally embodied Ursula. Everything about her little top to bottom and her insides was Ursula from the Little Mermaid. And she was one of those figures in our life that, like, we really love. but we knew she was like really demented and toxic but you know when you're a kid you're like

you don't notice these things she was so f*** up that one time she came back from hong kong to the philippines and she gifted me this gold necklace that was so beautiful and i cried i cried i was like this is my first real piece of jewelry everyone watched her like adorn my neck with this like one little teardrop gold necklace and i was like oh my god i'm the neck Next morning, I woke up and the necklace was gone from my neck. And I was like, oh my God, I like cried the whole day. I was like looking for it. Did it get snagged?

You know, did I lose it while I was playing? She comes up to me and she's like, where's your necklace? And I was like, I think I lost it. And the whole week, she like stonewalled me. She was like, you lost that necklace. I got you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Years later, only to find out my mom says that she had, she had a gambling problem and that she

actually took it back to them she took it off my neck while i was sleeping and she took it to the pawn shop to get the money to gamble madjong this is why i don't let you guys play manjong but this is ursula in the flesh you guys but still when i think about her i'm like what a wretched lady but she was so cool too yeah do you remember her right she was really close with isa i wasn't really close with her yeah but i knew she was evil she like she was also of fun. She was fun. I just remember her wearing like all the time like really short, short shorts. Yeah, cookie cutters. Yeah, and like skinny tops. And like she was really old, but still. Yeah. And she was like, you know, heavy up top. And she was just like let it all hang out. And she was cool like that.

But she was a she was a mess. Do you have anyone in your family where you're like that person is probably evil, but I love him? Yeah, my uncle. What does he do? He lives in Mexico. And when I was in Mexico like this cut these last couple months my SD card weren't missing and my cousin that lives out there he's like yeah he takes stuff like he stills from grandpa the house keys because my dad has a house out there and he's always trying to get the house keys to stay in there but we always had the keys but but you still love it yeah the reason why he's in Mexico is because he took a car out on my dad's name and he took it he just took off So I'm like, fuck.

I don't know if we still love him. But we gave him a nickname that we don't talk to him. Well, my dad doesn't talk to him. He's like the baby brother. But you guys all still talk to him. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same in our family where it's like we know their crimes.

Like, you know, famously on this show, I talk about my like murdering uncle. My uncle who's a murderer. But like, we all hang with him. You still hang with him, right? Yeah. What? He's not in prison? No.

He served for 17 years? For murder? For murder? He murdered my other uncle. And then he, when he came, you would think that 17 years that he's like reformed, right? He's not. And, like, he comes out and he still threatens to go. No, he's still so scary.

What's the craziest thing? What's the craziest thing he've heard him say? You hear him, like, when he's, like, really angry, he'll just like, oh, I'm going to chop off his, like, hand. Because he's mad at him, and he's just, like, starting saying, like, oh, I'm I'm going to chop off his hands. I'm going to, like, I'm just going to wait by the house, and I'm going to wait for him, and I'm going to jump him. And then everyone just laughs.

It's going to happen right. Whose dad is it? Is your dad? No. It's my mom's brother. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. Your uncle.

Yeah. Uncle Carlo, he's been on Tiger Belly. Yeah. He was quickly on camera, and then he got a little too serious, and he was like, peace. Yeah. Was he, right? My uncle. I don't know.

He took my SD card, and I'm pretty upset. Yeah. Because I had pictures of, like, the mountains that I took professionally. How's that going? Your photography, I know you're, like, a legit photographer, but, like, now that you're a podcast star, like, have you put that to the side? Yeah. People still hit me up for headshots. Like, today, somebody offered me to shoot a family of four.

But you used to do, like, family portraits and stuff, too. Headshots, family portraits. Will you shoot me, Jules, and Issa, our family portrait? Like a family one? Yeah. At the beach or, like... Oh, yeah, at the beach. Or, like, white, all white.

Easter. No. That's so cringe. Let's do something. White all white. Your generation? My girlfriend is 23. How old are you?

24. Yes. How old are you, Hyman? 29. She told me after Bobby Special when you guys went out to party that you were on the prowl. Oh my God. All the women were just hitting on Hyman. It was crazy.

And what was he like, Jules? Give me all the tea. He was just so confident. And he's like, I'll buy them a drink. And I'm like, what? What? She caught you. Because on Tiger Belly, you were like,

I don't buy nobody drinks. Because we're getting on his ass because we're trying to help him save money. Okay. I didn't buy them drinks. I don't know. You were saying that. I was in line,

but I was not going to buy them. Some guy, he was a fan of me. He was like, I'll buy the shots. I'm like, cool, bro. So like, I made them think, like, I bought the shots. Oh, you took credit for his money? Yeah. No, but the women at that that were hitting on them

were so pretty. like tense and I was doing my Rick and Mori impressions and then they were just like giggling and laughing you sick bastard what you that's this disgusting what my Rick and morning impressions no no

I wasn't doing anything with them I was just talking they were just laughing they were just like so amazed what is your impression of Jules out in the wild she's cool she's very like closed I was still we don't have the video no oh you're dancing

Oh, she was dancing. She opened up, you got loose? Oh, yeah, Kuwo was there. But your impression of her in the wild, like, is she, like, approachable at all? If people recognize her, yeah. But it's not. But she's like, hi. I don't want to talk to you.

Yeah, because they had to force me to go out. It's fun. Just go dance. We can't, you can go out dancing and not drink, right? Yeah. It's more fun. Are you still sober? Yeah.

That's awesome. I haven't broke. Congrats. I like that. Self, self-discipline. You should try it. There's no drinking. I think it's possible.

I don't know if you're caught up on this, Haim, but there's some serious beef going on in the Asian community. Well, in Asia, there is a huge beef between Koreans versus, well, for now we'll say Filipinos, but it's basically Southeast Asia, which is like Filipino, Malaysian, Indonesian, Thai, like the brown Asians versus like. The white. The East. Yeah, Asians. And you want to break it down? Or, East, tell us the... How it started.

Yeah, how it started. Basically, there was this K-pop concert. It was like in Malaysia, I think. Malaysia, yeah. And then they had this like rules that no one could bring like the big cameras, like the big professional ones. And then there was this Korean guy that had the huge cameras.

So there were a lot of people behind him that couldn't see. And so everyone was like telling him online, he was like, you can't do it. that you're violating the rules and then the only thing that he said to retaliate was to call us jungle monkeys what Zach that's that's crazy have you ever heard of that term before yeah I heard that yeah we can use it on ourselves okay but you can't use it on us I'm not gonna call you guys that but he called you that no it's just it's happened We've always known that certain types of Asians really look down at like Filipinos because we're browner or our economy is not first world like them, blah, blah, blah.

Now the world is catching on to the fact that there's actually like extreme racism within Asian communities. I mean, even when I go to Ktown, I still feel like, like, low. Like I'm like so like shy and like I get. I don't know. I just get intimidated by them. Yeah. So bad. What's happening? Yeah, itchy.

Oh, yeah, it does get itchy. I don't know how people do. We got a captain hat for you, too, if that's more to your liking. This doesn't fit me. Yeah. You're seeing Captain Phillips? Yeah. Look at me.

I'm the captain now. Not quite. Try again, Jaime. Look at me. No. Look, look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me. Yeah, hey, Tom Hanks is on the list Of? Really? Of what? The famous list. No way? Yeah.

What were they saying about him? That he's on the list. Can you go to DOJ backslash? Talk about Woody, huh? I'm like. Woody. He's a cowboy. Do you go to the rodeo ever?

No, no, that's much. Have you ever gone to Pico? You like that? Is that Pico Rivera one? Yeah, I've never got. Dude, it's fun. You should go to Houston. rodeo.

You take me then. Yeah. I really want to go. He'll be just as lost as you, lady. No, I'll fit it. Do you want to go for real? Yeah. But you got to dress up.

You guys really have to like do it up. You can't just go in like one time, Jules. Can I tell you guys a really sad story? We were in Hawaii, one of your favorite places to be Jaime. And it is. And I got the girls. I couldn't go, but I got my whole family like tickets to this concert. And I knew they were going to.

be a ton of really good looking people of their age. So Issa got dressed up. I mean, like, she was in, you wore an RUMI dress. Yeah. Are you on my silk dress? She just looked amazing. You know what Jules wore? All black like a fucking ninja.

She wasn't even visible. It was an outdoor event in the dark. Okay, I didn't know that there would be cute guys. I probably do. When she walked out the door, I was like, are you sure? Are you sure? She's like, you're crazy. This is it. I didn't know.

I thought it would just be old people, so I didn't want to get dressed up. And then we went there and I was like, oh, my God. It was the entire group in front of us. They were all her age. They couldn't see me. Because they're in black. You have a picture of it? No, I don't.

I'll dress up for a pico. No, Houston. Look up the Houston rodeo outfits. Yeah, but then I also don't know how to dance. I've been seeing those TikTok. It's easy. The Batchata? Oh, the other, the more aggressive one.

We know you can teach you. We're going to have a guy swinging you. I know, but then like, you're in between the leg and you're really wrapped up. Wait, do you know how to dance, Hyman? Yeah. Really? Yeah, you saw me dancing at the club. That's a different kind of dance, though.

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Samoan. Samoan. Yeah, you said Samoigan. Oh, my bad. Samoian? Samoan. Samoan. Samoan. That's what he is?

No. Samoa is a different country in Polynesia. Oh, so it's not Hawaii. No. No. Hawaii, Samoa, Tahiti, like, those are all different. Because there's a video of this lady. like she's yelling a scream out.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. A Samoan lady and they're in Vegas and I guess these dudes were like hassling her or something like that and she just was like she squared up and started like approaching them and it's so funny because you know this woman can take them all down. Yeah. Yeah, because the comments were like, oh, when she yelled that scream out, you're done. And they arrested her, no?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I just saw like the side commentary about it and it made me laugh because I I'm like, she looked like she was going to rip some heads off. She said, eh, yeah. And like the lady in the office,

in the Oval office when they were ripping them. You know what I'm talking about? What? Explain, explain, explain. No, in the Oval office where they're doing like a, what they do up there in Washington, D.C. Oh, I know what you're talking about.

Like the whole crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Haka? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's, uh, Māori. What is she? She's Samoan.

Samoian. And so Māori is from New Zealand. Damn, same. That's interesting. It's like on the Bad Bunny song, What about Hawaii? Oh, yeah. You like that song?

Yeah. Yes, we got to watch out. Puerto Rico's going to happen when Hawaii happened. I mean, isn't it already? It's a U.S. territory. Yeah, it sucks, man. It sucks. Who's your bad bunny in Hawaii?

I'm trying to think. Jimmy Buffett. Ew, that's so sad that you said that. You guys know what Jimmy Buffett is? Yeah. Wasting away again in Marry. Margaritaville It's his generation, man

Bruno Mars Oh yeah Bruno Mars is Hawaii Well? Yeah Yeah but we claim him at the Yeah But he claims Hawaii hard

No we still claim him Yeah Filipinos a mix It's all a mix right Because he got a lot of Filipino But isn't he also part Cuban Part Filipino part Hawaiian Yeah

He's a mix Hi Matt even if you're like 120th Filipino We claim you Like Olivia Rodrigo Yeah. We claim her. We claim her.

Yeah. Can't claim anybody. We claim her. Filipino? She claims us. What did she talk about Filipino? Huh? She's Filipino?

Yeah. Like half? Half. I think she's like actually like a... I don't know. I want to get DNA tests so I think I want to see what what's inside of me right now. You could be Filipino. A little bit right?

Yeah. Yeah, because there was the galleon that traveled from Manila to Mexico. and what happened is not to like gas us up even more the Filipinos but we introduced the craft of fermenting alcohols to Mexico so your mescal, your tequila, all of that, you should thank the Filipinos because we have a fermentation process that makes tuba and lambanog and we brought that knowledge to Mexico allegedly. Allegedly.

Yeah. Thank you guys for bringing alcohol. You're so welcome. We were happy to. We gave you guys flan, Tahoe. You gave us, no. What? Tahoe.

Tahoe. Yeah. No. That's not yours. It's Chinese gave us ta ho. No. Flan, it looks like, look, Tahoe Russia's flan. No, Tahoe is from Chinese.

Flan is from the Spanish. Those are colonizers. They look the same. No, Tahoe and flan are. It's a street, right? Taho is soy. And with, like, the brown sugar sauce. Well, we gave you something.

You gave us a ton. Yeah. But you know who gave us a ton more? Spain. our colonizer. And in Mexico. No, you didn't colonize us. We gave you guys

street vendors. We gave you the idea, oh, maybe we should take this on wheels. You know, can I tell you about the street vendors in the Philippines? Yeah, too. They're just not on wheels. They're on full on bicycles. Yeah.

That's still on wheels. I know, but it's like, you know how usually the wheels is just a push cart. In the Philippines, the bakeries are on a motorcycle but it's still on wheels okay so we might have taken your wheels idea for street traffic actually Mexico had the like a cart like a little basket card with bread and it's a bicycle we have that too do you think you got it first I think Mexico okay Mexico is the best right now sound off in the comments guys who came up with a with a with a bread on wheels first

Tahoe Tahoe Tahoe You have to say like that too Yeah You can't say Tahoe Because that's a

Lake Tahoe That's like Oh you say it again Tahoe Tahoe Yeah It's a glottal stop Tahoe

Yeah Tog There's no pain at the end Tahoe Tahoe Tahoe Tahok It's like

What is that thing I try in Hawaii Moko loco Locco Locco We gave you Hawaii Oh speaking of which

Can I share Some treats with you guys Loco Moco Aloham made these It's called Cololo Crunch It's good Yeah It's so yummy

So basically it's made Do you know what poe is? Poe fish No Poe as a plant Like Just try it It's so yummy

What's inside? Please Okay so it's Poi It's coconut milk It's macad It's crushed macadamia Topping has some cream cheese

And more coconut stuff Yeah? Isn't he a picky eater at that? He is a picky eater. Not anymore. Describe it, Jaime. What's it like, Jaime?

It tastes sweet. Do you feel the crunch in the bottom of the macadamia? It has macadena nuts? Yeah, on the base. Allergic to macadena nuts. Are you really? It's okay. I have some.

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But in a positive way or something. Jersey Shore star Vinnie criticizes ice protesters. What's your stance on ice, Jaime? What's my stance on ice? Watch what you say as you eat a food of brown people, okay? No, this is good. Watch your mouth when you talk about it.

It's no balloon, right? Ballou. Have you tried balut? Yeah. Like a baloo? I'm talking about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She ate baloo like nothing.

Issa says you turn Balut French by calling it Baloo. Balut? She eats like a snack. What's your stance on ice? Ice? I don't know. Fuck ice. Same here, brother.

I mean, to interact with one of them. I know. There are plenty around. Like, my sister was just in a restaurant in Pasadena. She said like 12, like off duty. You could tell they were iced. just based on like the cars that were parked outside. And they came into this Mexican restaurant, bro.

Just like smug and full of their fucking bullshit. And she was just like, she's like, I wanted so bad for them to like fucking spit in their food or something. Lately I've been seeing like Hispanics, like brown people become agents. I see people like that in public like like off duty. And I'm like they have to be ice agents. They look they got the military haircut. They got the, what's that brand? They always co-bought or something?

Carhart. Carhart. They always have Carhart, underarmor. And they have that military. And they're Hispanic. I'm like, bro, he's so whitewashed. You can usually tell when there's like, they have a boner for proximity to whiteness.

And that's, it's not just your community. It's Filipino. Are you kidding me? It's so frustrating to meet a MAGA Filipino. Because it's like you understand why that happened. but at the same time you're like bruh like are you kidding me like and there's

some of my mom's friends are mega that's so crazy what they live in the Philippines yeah like you're not even part of it you have no say that's crazy there's a statement out there when people are saying that ICE is doing God's word that's a crazy statement it's crazy

it's crazy because like I see like sometimes when I'm back on Facebook, my Facebook's like locked out to just friends and family. And you see like my Filipino friends who are just like in support of this administration. And you're like, they would snatch your brown ass so fucking fast without a second thought. They deport you back. They would deport your ass back. Even if you had your papeles, baby. They would snatch your ass back and throw you in the hand so fast.

but they're so they're so just blinded by their like devotion to this fucking caricature of a white man it's crazy yeah even my friend who's a college graduate

who's also like brown rich who has all the resources to get that education but still she's so stupid yeah you know who you know I just found out

who's Maga soccer player Christian Ronaldo That makes sense That makes sense actually That tracks Yeah

We're messy We're team messy in this I do like his show The Georgina though I am Georgina His wife He has a show She has a show on Netflix

And I I do really like her She seems really cool But she's hanging out With Ivana Whatever her name is Georgina is Yeah there's a picture

of her at the party. But is it just like, is she really hanging out like, that's my girl? Or is it just like a photo up at like an event? That's funny. You know? I don't know if they talk like us. That's my girl. You don't think so?

What's her name? Ivana? Ivanka. Ivanka. Yeah. That's crazy. That's my girl. You go, girl.

Tell your man. Tell your man do things. That's crazy. How do you think the relationship? How is the relationship on your house? What do you go on date? Do I go on date? Yeah, with my man.

When you first started dating, yeah. Like, this goes for, well, I don't know how old you are, but when you go on dates, Jules and Kalida. Yeah. What do you guys talk about? Okay.

First date. Okay. First date. Because, like, I have big ears. I think I might have ADHD. Because I'm on this date. I don't think big ears are a symptom of ADHD. No, listen.

Because, like, I'm like talking to my girl, right? Yeah. But then there's, like, tables around me. and I'm not just hearing her but I'm hearing everybody's conversations Here here brother That's the same way I can't shut out noise So I get overstimulated

But I also can't focus Because I'm hearing everything around you That's ADHD, no? I think that can be, yeah Yeah, okay, you're on to something And then what else? What is she saying? What do you talk about?

Oh, TBH? I don't know. TBH TBH? What's TBH? To be honest Remember those in high school? To be honest, to be honest, I see you in the hallways.

You should talk more, remember? Date, rate, hate. Date rape? No, date, rate hate hate. Date. Rape. Rape. Rape.

Date, rate. Rate. Like, R-A-T-E. Date rate. And hate. Date, rate, and hate. You don't remember those? What is that?

You remember that? Rate 8 out of 10, like, in high school. Oh, okay. Like, to be honest. Remember? Okay. No, I wasn't here. Wait, is this like a burn book?

No, it's like a Facebook, right? You never did? Oh, because you know what we had? We had, um, hot or not. Which was fucking brutal. I don't know how any, you could submit your picture to this website, and like basically be up for public scrutiny and they would rate you. That's kind of what, um, 13 reasons why.

That's why Hannah died, killed herself. What was her raining? That was not, did. She was getting bullying. No, because she was like, the guy was like, oh, her ass is too fat and then she was like, what? And then she killed herself. She was on the show.

Oh yeah, but on the show, she was art. Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. And then, like, they were spreading pictures of it, right? Oh, poor recita. Oh, it's just a show. Yeah.

But, yeah, so I'm on this date. And who we talk about? I don't know what we're talking about. Okay, you said, what do you talk about on the news? Families, family. Yeah. But then, like, I'm hearing this conversation on my right side. I mean on my left side, this guy and a girl, they're not talking.

The guy's happy, but the girl's all mad. You can tell because she's like, she's eating her salad, like. She's punching her salad like that, stabbing it. And then the guy's like eating his salmon. Oh, salmon or salmon? Me either. Salmon? What is it?

Salmon? Guy says neither. I think, okay, for me, I used to say like it, like you and I first came here. I was like Salmon. But then I got corrected by the whites and they were like, it's salmon. Salmon. Salmon. But I was like, but when I first came here, I was like, oh, I love salmon.

Salmon. Salmon. Salmon. He's eating his salmon. I'm looking at him and you can tell he's like, what's wrong? And she's like, nothing. Like, she's just like that. So they were like fighting.

Yeah. Before dinner. And he's oblivious. He doesn't even know. And like he brings out a cake out. But this is my. This is a date where I ask my girl to be my girl about her flowers. But you were too focused on their.

I was like, oh, I'm not trying to be like them. And then how did their night end? Because now I'm curious about that. I don't know. They left. I was making her laugh. And the girl kept looking at our table. Must be nice.

Must be nice. Sana all. So not all. We had to teach you something, hi, hi. Is what the Filipino say. So, Sana all. Sana all.

Sana all. Yeah. You can, it's supposed to be A-L-L. Yeah. But then you can just put O-L. Sana and then all. And basically,

it's that situation where the girl looks over and says, oh, I wish that was me. Yeah. I wish that was me laughing with my man. Sana. Yeah, you can, instead of saying,

I wish that was me, you can just say, oh, Sana'a-all. Or if someone's like, you have really good eyebrows. Ah, son of all. Like wish I had good eyebrows. Isn't the direct translation like, I wish it was for everyone?

Yeah, I wish it. I wish everyone could all have it. Sonna all. Is it your sister for real? Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying, why is she darker? Oh, oh my God, your card.

He's doing. No, I'm just saying. What do you mean? Because this could be your daughter. Who could be my daughter? He said looks more like Atikalae? For me, it does. I think so too, actually.

I think she resembles me more than you. I look like my mom. Yeah, I know. No, you also look like your dad, the stoner. I don't see any resemblance with my dad. How's your dad living? You? I met your mom, right?

The one that kept putting stuff on fire and your dad sounds? Oh, your bobby sounds? Yeah. Oh, with a carbon monoxide. Yeah. But we have different dads. Are your parents still like together and in love?

Yeah, together. In love? No? I can't tell. But my dad was never the one to show like affection like, um, kissy, kissy. Did he show you guys affection? No. He was always at work.

Was there ever like, um, I love you is being thrown around? My mom, yeah, but. Because like whenever like, because me and my sister, we have a group chat and like we like plan family dinners. They're like, okay, we're all going to have dinner at my mom's house. And I'm like, same. parents' house or my dad because my dad's still in the picture but everybody's used to saying mom's house. But he's still like grinding

and working all the time? He's a general manager McDonald's. That's right. That's a hard job. Go to his McDonald's and he's never going to give you an issue. You ask for two barbecue sauce? He's to give you three. Nice. Just tell us where. We'll be there. On Coit Road. Coit Road. Coit like Coitus? No, like C-O-I-T. Like Coitus.

Coit. Oh. Yeah. Coit Road. Do you know what Coitus is? It's like a fish. I think everything is a fish for you guys. You said, Koi. Koi. Oh, yeah, he said poe.

Like the fish? Poe. Poe is different from coitus. Yeah, he fish right. Poe. Poe. Poe is that thing you just ate. Coit.

Oh, this is what it is? Oh. Yeah, the Cololo Crunch has poe in it. But Coit, right, that's street coit. Coit. There's a word called coitus. And it's... And it is a more scientific term for...

Oh, yeah. So... For sex. Oh, okay. Yeah. How do you say sex in Spanish? Sexto. Sexto?

Sexo, are you sure? But the actual, like, like, fucking... Mom was like chingar, right? That's so vulgar, though. You know the other one? When you tell, like, a girl, like a guy, he says, Te'u'll go ahead. Coher is really much cute.

than chingar I think. No, Coher is different. Because I heard Coher more than chingar. Chingar is so like vulgar to me. Chingar. Yeah, say it.

But it seems so soft. Yeah. Because ours is so bad. Our's is like... Iyote. Yot. Yot. Yot.

Yot. Yot. Yot. Like we turn to grow like, hey, there's iot. Yeah. Oh, it sounds so wet and bad. Yeah.

Your guys is like so soft. We usually say, hey, we're almost like said a more. Like we'll make love We don't have anything like that We don't even have make love It's just IOT Yeah

Hey honey Hey honey This Iiot You don't know who Aventura is I love Aventura I love Batchata I love you already know I listen to Like a lot of Spanish music

Which is I'm trying to introduce it To Jules because she's catching up He's the guy Jules Heime has really good You should send me a playlist Look up Aventura You like Don Omar? I love Don Omar.

Oh my God, you're like... Tell me he's cute. I don't find Donomar cute. Enrique Iglesias, too. He's pretty good. He's half Filipino. He is? Kike?

Why are you coming? Kike? Because that's how it's how his nickname. Yeah, his mom is Filipino. Oh, that's cool. So, yeah, she was a Filipino that, like, lived in Spain. Erike. Erikes.

You like Eurenikl? I don't know. You don't know who is? I'm trying to learn. My friend is from Honduras and she's also teaching me. I can be your hero. But you're not giving her the good stuff. Because Enrique is fine.

Teach her like the older stuff. Like the Vicente Fernandez stuff. The Anna Gabriel, like the old stuff that your parents like are parents. That your parents like and then work your way up to present. This is an underrated paturia, 801.

Just send me. Okay, I'll send you some stuff. Anyone upset about Punch the monkey? Oh my God. Oh my God. Your mama. She's all. one video of punch and she got so sad

but now everything on her Facebook is just about it's not even punch it's just a monkey every single time it's a different monkey every single video and she's like oh punch is so sad that's not punch it's punching your algorithm yeah but I feel like that's just a distraction

from the bigger picture wait but I'm not getting like accurate information everyone's like oh punch is a new protect her or Punch is a new mom but I think they're only saying that for clicks because I think in my head punch is still friendless and alone oh punch no oh my god Jules how sure are we that he has a new mama I don't think it's true but he has made a couple of friends that he's been cuddling with yeah I just don't know if there's a new mama for him experts have been saying that he's slowly Okay

Slowly like integrating No but he's like so attached to that guy The keeper I think that's his new mama There's something really dark and demented though About the fact that these are like They're enclosed, they're in a zoo right? Yeah

And I think they're hyping up the drama for like visits And like to make money And like poor punch is just The collateral damage of like zoos I hate it It's like she's the new baby hippo Yeah, Mudang. Moudang.

There's a video of the AI of punch gaining back at the monkeys. It's like kicking ass. That might actually make me feel better. So funny. This is supposedly his new. That allegedly, but it's like... Allegedly. Was this also the same monkey that beat Punch up like five seconds ago?

Yeah, I was looking at somebody they said, well, you know Stanley Tucci? You know why I know Stanley Tucci? You know him? No, do you know why that is a... You just triggered... I'm triggered right now. Bobby says when we were together, when he would wake up in the morning

and he would look over that my morning face looked like Stanley Tucci. I didn't know that. But then I saw his like younger pictures. I was like, oh, he's hot. No, even now, I find him hot. Really?

Yeah. Thank you. You remember this bald hair and like old? He's so hot. But yeah, that's why I'm triggered. But what about Stanley? Somebody was saying that he he like if there's like a documentary of um of epstein he can play epstein so you're saying i could play

epstein no because i look like stanley tucci not like that you're not gonna take the role you're gonna deny it that is an interesting thing though because it's like if there was a movie about it right like who would even want to play that role because it's like i wouldn't want to be associated to because you know people have a hard time like separating people you know film from, I'm just holding my socks up, separating film from like real life. And if someone would be like, hey, that's Stanley Tucci.

I mean, I never saw the guy who acted as Joffrey in Game of Thrones the same way. But that's a perfect example of how people cannot separate. Because he's probably the sweetest. Like how you can't separate Jacob Allerty. Yeah, Jacoba Lorty. Oh, but okay, that's different.

Their newest crush, are you watching the New Game of Thrones? Oh, my God. New Game of Thorn? Peter Coffey, he's the maiden. So cute. What's his name? Sir Dunk. Yeah, Sir Dunk.

He's like Dunkin the tall. Dunkin the tall. He's so big. He's so sweet. He's just so sweet. Why is he hot? Because he's sweet. I think he's just so nerdy.

Yeah. And then his glasses that are just like so square. Because he does rugby and it was like an old video and then he had these glasses that made his eyes really big. And it was just so cute. And he's just like six, five. Yeah. Oh, ew. That's too much.

So, which one? The main guy. Peter Claffey. Oh, he is cute. I get it. Yeah. He's a really, like, memorable face. Yeah.

I got to give it up to you guys. You're really dipping your toes into the white men this year. Like that? I mean, he's no Timothy Chambam lead, but. Chatham him. No, Timothy right now is kind of not hot. Because he's growing into his man body. Is he growing into his man body?

What do you mean? He's the same build. He's always been. Yeah, but like at a certain age, you grow into your man body, like the man, like 30, because 30 is like the prime now. The man body or your man's self? No, but man body, like. Like, is he just growing fat? Hmm?

Like, he's bulking up. He's getting meatier. What does that mean? Like, he's growing into, like, his age. Like, this is not my prime. I'm about to be 30 in a couple months, but I'm not at my prime yet. Give me, like, 35. Like, you think you'll peak at 35.

Yeah. Like, fine wine. You know, fine. Fine wine. Oh no, I know all about fine wine. Yeah, exactly. I haven't got there yet. So.

Am I ripe? I wonder. I feel like I'm going to hit a second peak right after I'm done nursing and breastfeeding. Because Bobby says I look like a square right now. I was like, am I fat? Because you're not fat, but you're square. Yeah, you're not. But I feel like, okay, so my favorite, when I look back at pictures, my favorite,

My favorite pictures to look at are from 2021. So I was like maybe 36, 37. I was like, oh, like, holy shit. I was so pretty. And then again, like 20, 24 when I was pregnant, I was like, oh, fuck, I was really pretty. And then it all came crashing down and I got a Bills palsy. But I really feel like, I can feel it. You know what you can feel a second peak coming?

I think I'm going to get really hot in like my mid-40s. I feel like even 50s you're just gonna be like matas I'm like you're just gonna have abs Yeah and I'm gonna get on You know I'm not gonna fuck around with menopause I'm gonna get on those hormones so quick Yeah

But what's your birthday? November why? Okay You want to give me hormones? No, I'll give you A banana No, November what? One

Remember first? Okay She's a Scorpio Yeah, Dia de los Martoes You'll never forget it Okay, I remember What's Scorpio we have to do with? She's Scorpio.

You're Scorpio too? What are you, Jaime? I told you. Hold on, let me try and remember. Are you a German? A sign. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm like Pisces. We're all water signs. Yeah. Do I give off Piscese? You asking that in an insecure way, it gives off Pisces. It gives Paises. Are you? Yeah, kind of.

Are you March? My Paisis. I mean, Taurus. Yeah. Aloha is a Taurus. Taurus. They're my favorite. I lied.

Because I don't believe in Zodiacs. I don't either. It's just fun. No, it's not. You're just a guy, I mean. You don't get it. You're just a guy. You're boring.

I'm not boring. It's fun to believe in those things. I'm trying to teach my girl the movies. Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Oh yeah, with Rick, Rick Moranis. Yeah. She's never seen those movies. Yeah, because she's 23.

Yeah, but like, honey, I shrunk the kids. Honey, I shrunk ourselves. Honey, I blew up the kid. What you see on this movie? But you were a film nerd. You were like a cute little, you know, you were AV Club. You watched all the movies. You watched all the Even Stevens.

Yeah. Even Stevens, the movie. Did you guys watch Honey I Shrunk the Kids? No. It was so cute. It's about exactly what it sounds like. You see Even Stevens. Do you forever see Shia LeBuff as?

Marty Garst? Yeah. You know who Shia LeBoff? He used to be hot. Not for me, but experts say he used to be hot. He's okay now. right? I don't think he's okay right now. Somebody needs to do a welfare check on him.

Yeah, somebody needs to do welfare check. I think he's somewhere in New Orleans wreaking havoc. Someone billed him out recently in New Orleans, right? He got his bell wrong. He got knocked the fuck out and then showed up the next day back of Mardi Gras like nothing happened. I was like, wow, he's good at the craft. I'll say that. It's going to be me in a couple years.

No? No? No, I don't want you to get your knocked out in Mardi Gras? Give me 20 years. I'll be like that. What do you want to be like, though? And I don't want to be like that, but things happen. Once you get to 29, you're like, oh, life's going to be shit.

Like, life's hard. You got bills, got relationships. You got to call your mom. I need to come up mom. How often do you call your mom? When I'm on the road, like once or twice. I would date. That's nice.

I call my mom more often than I call my sisters. Do you have one sister who you're closest to? My oldest one. She will bell me out. She's the one that's going to bell me out when I'm. What's your age gap? 37 34

With your oldest sister So it was seven years Yeah Yeah because she's the oldest She's got She's like basically a mommy She has She has two kids now

Yeah My second oldest sisters When I was younger I took 500 bucks from her You stole it? I stole it As well my dad thinks I'm gonna become like my uncle

The one that took the truck And hey you know what He's like when I take stuff When I used to take stuff From my sisters You're like like to Thio, to Thio Cura.

I was like, I don't steal anymore from my sister's. Why would you still 500 bucks? Because it was right there and I was in high school I was like,

oh, I need that money. What'd you spend it on? A long board. A long board? A surfboard? No, no, a long board. A skateboard.

Oh, a skateboard. Long board. Yeah, a long board. A long board. A long skateboard, yeah. You know, sometimes how long it takes us to get to

one thing is like really troubling me. Why? The fact that we got to longboard, skateboard, it took a whole minute. You like gaslight people without realizing you gaslight people. That's what my girl says. You like alter our reality and like, yeah. Took 500, bought a longboard, skateboard, rode down the hill.

I fell, I tripped because I didn't know. I was an expert. I thought it was just cruising. Yeah. And I tripped over a rock and then I spray my arm. But it was $500? No, I think it was like two, two. 300 and big wheels.

But you know I almost lost my nipple that way. Same idea. I thought I was like, oh, I'm going to get a long board. I got like a sector nine. Oh, yeah, San Cruz. And then I went camping up kind of close to like San Clemente somewhere there. And I like bombed this hill. Having never skated on a long board before.

And then this couple of the chihuahua just happened to like cross my path. And I couldn't break. I was coming too fast. and then I Superman onto the concrete. And I was in a bikini and some kucci cutters because I was like, I'm just a hot girl on a long board. Bro, when I tell you, like, my nipples were bleeding, like from head to toe, I was bleeding.

And I couldn't get up. So my friend Jessica had to go run back to the campsite to pick up her car to drive to me to pick me back up because I was like, I won't make it. I was just like, and my nipples were just, and my hands were all torn up. But the reason why I bought it is because I just watched Agent Cody Banks. And he had that long board.

Yeah. That's what I wanted to do. Were you good at it? No. I fell down on the first. I know, but did you get up and try again? Yeah, but just on like a smooth. Because the only reason why I bought a longboard also because I, I recently watched, at the time I watched the movie with Ben Stiller.

Lanky and Polly? No, the secret life of Waterman. Oh, Walter Mitty. Yeah. And he was in Iceland and he was the longboard. And that's the reason why I want to go to Iceland too. Just for Walter Mitty? Yeah, just to go on the long road.

Jules, what, I remember when you said you like ate it. You ate shit in front of on campus on your longboard. Oh my God, yeah. Or no, it was just a skateboard. Just a skateboard because I was learning. It was afternoon. There was so much crowd. And then I skated.

and then I ate shit and then it was just in front of everyone. Did anyone try to help you? No. Yeah, it's worse when they try to help you. Then you know it's really bad. Yeah. What I hate to hear when I've fallen is, oh my God, are you okay? Yeah.

No, no. It was just quiet. I feel like that was worse. And that's why I'm never skating again. Are you here at this and ho? Yeah. Oh. We have some famous hairstyles here.

We're hoping you guys get way in on them and tell us what you think. First things first. I don't know if you guys were watching the winter. Oh, I love her. Can we talk about Alyssa Lou for a second? Do you know who she has hired me? Yeah, she's Alyssa Lou. What did she do?

I didn't watch the winter. See that gas lighting shit. I don't mean it on doing on purpose. What did she do? Take a gas. Take a wild gas. Okay, the Winter Olympics or the Special Olympics? Winter Olympics.

Winter Olympics. She won a gold medal for USA. USA. USA. She did that. that thing. No. That scooping thing that we did.

That scooping. That brushing Canada shit. The brushing Canada shit. Curling, yeah. Curling, yeah. She didn't do that. Ice skating. She did ice skating.

Figure skating. Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. What makes her so special, I feel, is that, you know, I think that, like, similar to gymnastics, for so long, figure skating used to be this thing where it's, like, you had to fit a certain physique, got to be really skinny, got to, like, starve yourself. Got to be this, like, image of, like, perfection.

on ice and she just is like fuck it i'm gonna be free i'm gonna eat what i want my body is my body it performs best this way i'll do my hair this way i got piercings and i she's just such a joy to watch because she's so herself and she like breaks that stupid unnecessarily unnecessary mold of this like sport and i don't know i think she's so badass and on top of that she was raised by a single dad who came from um china as an immigrant raised her by himself apparently, got four degrees, went back to school, and then became an immigration lawyer. Shout out to the Alissa Lou duo and her daddy.

She's only 22. Yeah, she's young. Yeah. And then you got Eileen Gou, who's like, 22. That girl is crazy. And just so insanely smart. But yes, I love this hairstyle. I'm a fan.

That's me right there. I'm going to get a hair shot like that. Can we weigh in? And Jaime, have you ever had? No, I haven't. I have too much curly hair. You like guys like that? No.

But specifically Filipinos who go to Canada and then they live there, they all have this hairstyle. That's a very niche thing. Yeah. Is this like a version of a bowl cut? But with a fade on the side? They have like bangs in the front. I like it. My favorite haircut is Otzko's haircut.

And I feel like this isn't too far off. So yeah, I love the Edgar. I love this. Oh, cute. Jellyfish I wanted this so bad in 2020 On yourself Mm-hmm

Oh Lord Brother would have been rough I feel like Is this so cute to look at But I could never have this on myself Jaime Is that not for you? Yes!

Yes! Yes! That's all That's all Oh, he's so hot So Harry with long hair Wow, he's got like really beautiful waves And you know what I like about his waves here

Is that they look naturally air dried Yes So you'll never hear Jules louder than when you pull up a picture of Harry Do we, is he losing his hair a bit Jules Yeah, he's like balding Molding here He's aging to his man body But it's fine

He's still hot and I still accept him And I will be his wife I refuse I refuse to accept any balding men I used to be really like over understanding. Hames. No, I used to be really over understanding. I used to be like, oh my God, it's okay.

Jason Seatham, like, because I'm a girl. And obviously I'm not fucking shallow, but because men would never accept us if we started just like living in our truth and balding. Yeah, that's true. I would. Thank you. That's so sweet. Okay.

You know, then I take it back because I've always been like for girls, right, we never forgive a fuck. Like if we love someone, who cares? Like I, you could be toothless. I don't care. But then I started to change my stance because I'm like, wait, why are we offering men so much grace and they never offer it back to us? Like, we have to always like fit a certain like look, right?

But now that I hear you say that, if you're being for real, for real, then I take it back. Because like, I'm not perfect myself. So, you know, while I want to make her perfect? That's sweet. Hopefully she's listening and puts it. I think it's not it's just Drake's face yeah I feel like not on him not on him not on him maybe if someone else it'd be like cute yeah like who like anyone but Drake yeah Pedro yes yes hair styles yes yes me yeah yeah I can do it I'm getting a haircut today

I just because I know what young Bieber went through I I can't say anything bad about him so he can't comb over as many times as he wants. Because this little kid right here, oh. So sad. So sad. Cute. Yeah. I feel like this version of white boy is extinct or going extinct.

Yeah. I'm okay with it. No. This is a no for me. This is a hard no for me. Anything super stiff and gel-like. It has nothing to do with, if that makes him happy, great. But I can't come into contact with it because my skin starts to itch.

Like even my eczema being around this much hair. product, you know, which is why Ebb guys, very clean. No silicones, no paraben, no petrochemicals, vegan, cruelty-free. Not this gel that he's using. He is very anti-Ebb, and my skin is itching, just looking at it.

But I think Polly Dee is great. I love them on Jersey Shore. Just the hair is really frying me right now. That was an era where this guy was like, like, fucking. Yeah. On TV. That's crazy.

This was an era. Remember this era? Oh, God, Jersey Shore, I was transfixed. I watched every single episode. That's crazy. But you know what's crazy is that you're only 30, so I feel like you were also a little too young to be watching this. It was on my TV.

What were you? Ten? I don't know. I remember, like, this is weird. My sisters were watching, that's why. Yeah. That's just like 30. Yeah, very entertaining reality.

The cops are here. And they would call, like, like, girls, they wouldn't find attractive grenades. I want to bring back the era. They still do it. The show is still out. Yeah, but their parents now. Yeah, they are. Their kids are married.

They have mortgages now. They don't have... The grenades are here. Grenade! Okay. Yeah, you don't get it. Go back to your seven kingdom. No, that's.

Oh, what about the poof? It's very bedbought. I like it. It's Bebot, yeah. Yeah. This is, I feel as though something I couldn't pull off. today but I sure tried once upon a time I think it's iconic the poof is something that like when you look at you you feel warm on the inside in the

Philippines the Bebot look is similar to this where the hoop earrings the tight water line on the eyes the thin eyebrows this specific hair it's a trend I am so incredibly proud to say that this thing that I created that I founded a couple years ago with kind of very little experience in the beauty world has now turned into something you can buy at Sephora. So if you want good hair, if you want clean products, if you want, if you're a girl on the go, it doesn't matter. Actually, if you're an ocean girly, if you're a city girl, it doesn't matter. Eb was made for everybody. So go to Sephora now online, online right now. In a couple days, it's going to be at stores. So if you're in a coastal state, go check

out your Sephora and Ebb will be there. Thank you so much. Hymet, thank you, Jules. Thank you, Issa. We're going to take it over to the Patreon and we'll see you there. See you guys next week.