Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - The Filipinos Vs The Jews

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

Happy summer yall! we’ve got the whole family in the stu - including jules baby sister, isa!! What a treat. The girls talk about boyfriends, jealousy, sibling drama & celebrate AAPI Month as well as Jewish Heritage Month with a competitive, unhinged game of jeopardy that completely goes off the gdamn rails. classic us — enjoy!!!  *Listen to Esther's New Solo Pod!* https://www.esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com  *Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop* https://www.ebboceanclub.com/ for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products!  FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday MORE ESTHER: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/ MORE KHALYLA: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/ Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A PRODUCTION: Production Team: Tiny Legends, LLC: https://www.instagram.com/tinylegends.prod/ Stella Young: https://www.instagram.com/estellayoung/ Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/ Edited By: Arielle Jade: https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/

You know, I made my own matcha this morning. No one cares No one care whatever the next sentence is well You will care about this because there was a guy who online who was paying for my matches every morning and then he stopped We what do you mean? What do you mean? What a hot girl saying every morning? She has her matcha by a guy I want someone like that. He's in Europe Okay, I was gonna say he's buying it from Europe Oh, I laughed and some more blood came out. She's bleeding today a little bit, but I haven't bled in

587 days. Oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god, it's because of you guys! We're all bleeding. I haven't bled in 587 days, do you understand? Really? Yes. We pulled you in. I could cry.

The sisterhood pulled you in. I feel really awful though. You owe me. Oh yes, whatever you want, whatever you want, but I feel like real blood is not coming in. But anyhow, this guy, people always hit me up like, oh, can we pay for your feet pics? And I'm like, how much?

Wait, Esther's like, Esther, you've gotten that. Don't pretend like you haven't been offered. It's been a long, no, here and there, I don't know. They don't want your gnome feet, they want my monkey like, I'm on, what's that, WikiFeet? I didn't even know I was on it. What's your name? Oh, first of all, I want to keep you Okay. Well, I thought I was special I will have another show at the Comedy Store May 31st in the Belly room

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be sure to let them know that we sent you select podcast in the survey and be sure to select trash Tuesday in the dropdown menu that follows. Kalyla. Today is super special. Because three, because. Kalyla? Today is super special because three things. It's Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month. It is Jewish Heritage Month.

Damn, that's crazy. And we have a super special guest that flew straight from the Philippines two days ago. And that's Isa. Jules's sister. Look at them. And this is Wim Wim. This is Wimie. Isa, was that your first time traveling alone internationally?

But I'm glad it went like all well. I was like, I was like really scared about the immigration and stuff. Oh, that's true, girl. We all are. They were going to be like, oh was like really scared about the immigration and stuff. Oh, that's true girl. We all are. They were gonna be like, oh, like why are you here? Yeah. I noticed that your school is gonna start like June and you're like gonna be there for two months. Yeah. Oh, sorry.

Did you tell them you're here for your sister's graduation? No, but I was just like, oh, I'm just traveling. I'm just visiting my sister. I don't think they had to know that. Okay, true. Yeah. Clio likes to be super prepared. She's like, this is the address, this is where I'm going. Oh, before we had to give her like a speech, you were here, if anything goes wrong,

name drop Bobby is what I said. They're like, go back, they won't let you in. Name drop Bobby, say he's your uncle. Name drop Santino, say he's your uncle. Name drop me, say I'm your uncle. Yeah, so what's up with the matcha guy, Jenna? Yeah, wait, so your uncle. Same job me, say I'm your uncle. Everyone's my uncle. Yeah. So what's up with the matcha guy, Jenna? Yeah, wait, so did this guy just be like,

can I Venmo you for your daily matcha? Yeah, well it's PayPal. That's crazy. Because he's in Alemania. In Germany? Yeah. Alemania. In Germany.

Do you get, I have specific questions here. Do you get like, if the matcha's like $7, do you get like $7 every morning or do you get like a front advance? Well, so he's a fit. Do you have to prove where you... So he's a Fendom. I don't have to prove it.

Like basically what I'm saying is I've only said yes to two guys so far with... So far? I like that. I've only said yes to two guys over the last like 15 years who've asked me these things because I think if they're not actually from like the fetish community They're not respectful and when they are you can tell they know exactly how to ask for something in a really respectful way If you're not cool with this, thank you so much such a supporter and then they're like if you're ever uncomfortable We should have a word. Let me know and basically I'm like not comfortable with anything online

But he's like I'm a Fendom, like what makes me happy is buying you something. But you know, my stupid ass, I'm like, well, you need to take care of yourself first. So always make sure you have money. You already made his dicks off just writing that. Exactly, he's like, so what I would like if it's okay. You made my dicks off, like hearing that.

Every time he- You made my heart as hard as that. I'm like, you go girl. Every made my dick soft, right? Like, hearing that. But every time he- He made my dick hard as fuck with that. I'm like, you go girl. Every time he pays for something, I feel bad. And it's just like $8 matches, but it's such a, I'm like, wow, this is so special. Do you negotiate like, hey, this week, it's, you know, they have a special, can I get $10?

Yeah, I go, hey, PayPal took 67 cents and I like to tip. So, it's true. So I go and he took 67 cents and I like to tip It's true so I go and he's like yes miss thank you miss and Then he was after like a couple of months of this. He's like, how would you feel about? Telling me to get you this because what I like is the submissive aspect as well But again, so respectful never never even saying things like, damn, you're so hot. As soon as that, I'm like, you're done. You're done, because now you think that we have some sort of relationship.

And I always say like, I don't want- Do you do this with me? Are you doming me? Yeah, except you give me nothing. I cook for you. Wait, and it is so submissive, because I'm like, please let me make you my farmers. And I'm like, go in the kitchen.

Damn, maybe it is. You know, I have turned down every single request for anything, but I think I'm turning a corner. I think we should all turn a corner. This is what happened to me. Every person who approached me, I'm like, eww, or I wouldn't even respond. But then I saw this one guy, maybe it's even a girl, I don't know, a human who the way that they ask for it.

If you ever call me a human, you're definitely not human. Is this someone in the fetish community, in a fet community? Someone who's always like, let me be your pay pig, let me be your pay pig over and over and over again. It's the way that they ask for it.

I don't think let me be your pay pig is correct. No, no, it was no no No, no, I mean, I'll get a sense on Venmo from a random stranger and I'm like, I'm private how that happened Venmo up I don't give no trying to pay rent. Really? Yeah, I I respect that Jules Are you it's not that you're single. Can you accept um, Fendon maybe if it's for matcha then yeah Can you accept um Fendon maybe if it's for macha then yeah These humans know that I have a partner that I'm serious about we're never leaving each other Etc they know them and I make it very clear. I don't want anything that is intimate keep bringing that human Yeah, and it's a little bit are you a bot?

Which squares have traffic lights. It's like, it's really freaking me out. I don't like it. I am. I'm so tired. I'm so tired right now. Oh, that's okay. How do you feel about that whole Findom relationship, Vy?

Like, I think, yeah, I support it. Like it's so like, it's so funny seeing like guys like so submissive and stuff. And they're usually like on the internet They're like, oh, yeah sandwich, but then like it's so funny The opposite in real life Because I feel like they don't have these corners and opportunities to be like that because men have been taught like you have to be Ra ra ra. Yeah, look listen guys. I'm looking straight at the camera. If you're respectful. I've turned a corner.

She turned a corner, she turned a corner, she turned a corner. I am really b****y and dominant. I think it's hot though, like. Give me your money. I think. Stupid.

I think a little b****y will b****y give me your money. I think that the like make me a sandwich thing is so unattractive. Cause to me that's just like someone who's like scared on the inside and doesn't really know who they are or how to behave. But someone that's like, make me do stuff or like be mean to me.

I'm like, at least you're in touch with the fact that we're all just babies. To me, that's confidence. I literally see it. You're asking me. Knowing what you want. You're telling me you get everything you want in your everyday life very easily,

that you'd like to not get your way once in a while. Oh, yeah. Is kind of incredible. And sometimes he'll be like, I'm so sorry, miss. I must communicate to you that maybe it's a bot. Because I'm so sorry, miss. No, I must communicate.

I got to communicate to you that I have to take a break for now. I'm so sorry. Thank you so much. I really hope this doesn't inconvenience. Like, and then now I take a break for now. I'm so sorry. Thank you so much. I really hope this doesn't inconvenience. Like and then now I have a question for you. Now, say you find out that he has lied to you and he in fact has three kids and a wife and now he's in financial ruin. Will you be reimbursing him for all the much us?

Like because there are there are those that go into absolute financial ruin. Right. That's that's the kink. It's like destroying. Yeah, that would upset me. Because there are those that go into absolute financial ruin, right? That's the kink. It's like, destroy me. That would upset me, but it would also make me feel like, oh, I'm glad that I was not hot and was always like, please make sure that you take care of yourself first, okay? Like this one guy got me a printer once, so there's two guys ever. It's crazy.

Well, printers and machas, this is so interesting. You never told me any of this. All I had to do was call your macha story boring. And then now you finally share stuff. I know, because I felt like I wanted to also respect these people. But I don't view these things as sexual or relationships. So it's not even a matter of putting him first, like,

when we were in an open relationship. This is like a fully different thing. Look no judgment. Whatever you guys are cool with is cool I know you're not judging. Yeah, I am so just like whatever fucking works. I got a printer Wait, do you have a boyfriend? I do. Whoa and you're in high school? Yeah. Long term too. Really? We've been dating for like almost two years. Yeah Let me tell you he should be insecure How many years apart are you guys? Seven yeah Wow, that's like my me and my sister, but they're super close you are I used to hate her

Throw me around I don't know cuz she was just so annoying. And then I was just like, shut up. And then I would just grab her hair and just like, throw her out. It's so funny because I understand it, if you're like, when you're like the older sibling now,

then you have like a younger sibling, and they're like, you're with your friends, they're like, oh, can you let me in your room? Like, no, get out. But like, when I was a kid, I was like, oh, can you let me in your room? Like, no, get out. But like, when I was a kid, I was like, oh, can I please get in? Like, I loved her so much, but like, she hated me. No, Esther, this is triggering for you.

This is my whole childhood, is wanting to be in my sister's room and then being accused of getting my dead skin cells all over her stuff. Yeah, yeah. She wouldn't let me on her bed. I hated it, I felt like a dog. Except Jo's all let a dog on the bed. Except she loves the dog more than me. Yeah, she would let a me on her bed. I hated it, I felt like a dog. Except Jo's a little dog.

Except she loves the dog more than me. Yeah, she would let a dog in the bed. I had a brother who was seven years older, so I didn't feel like any of that. It was more like, just stop bothering me. Like he liked that there was someone else in the house. Well, it would be weird if he pulled you by the hair and swung you around.

I feel like that's a very like sister-coded thing. Oh yeah. Like we could fuck each other up. Sisters are nasty. More than that he would do like, oh try to hold on and then just like swing me and slam me into like the wall. And then I'd be like, oh, and he would be like,

you're okay, you're okay, you're okay. Mom she's fine. Wait, so do you guys, like are you guys very similar? Are you guys different from each other? No, we're really different. Really? Whoa, you said that with your whole goddamn chest. How are you different?

I feel like it's because I'm louder than she is. And I prefer to just not talk. And she's the one that likes to talk a lot. Because she was probably talking so much during your childhood and being annoying that you're like, I can't anymore. Yeah. I'm really talkative.

And she's always just listening to me. And then she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm really talkative and she's like she's always just listening to me and then she's like yeah yeah yeah and I'm just like talking it's like I have a podcast whenever I'm with her. So you live in the Philippines? Yeah. And are you do you think you'll move here or? I just talked like I just talked about like yesterday and I was talking about how like it's really hard to like establish yourself here and I'm like because my dad's already, he's already established there. And then like- He's a judge.

Yeah. And life is good there. Yes. And should we move? Yeah, we should move. Do you guys have both parents the same? Different dads. No, different dad.

Oh, okay. Yeah. My dad was like always high and then just- Her dad is like successful. Wait, this is your different demeanors. She's like a judge in here. And you're like, hey. Her dad is the hot stoner.

You have hot stoner vibes. I don't think I want that vibe. It's hot. And then he says dad is like always been responsible and great. And now is like a judge of like an entire... Do you have any whole siblings? No. I have other half siblings, Koreans, but I've never met them.

Oh yeah, that's right. She has Korean siblings. Yeah, two sisters. Can you explain that to us, Joyce? Yeah, Kalae went... No, I know the story, but... Like the dad? How he tried to like reach out to you and stuff? Oh, during the pandemic, he tried to, he was, he kept calling me on this messenger app.

How long had it been since he, since you heard from him? Since I was like eight years old. And then he was in the Philippines at that time because during, it was during the pandemic. And then he was just like, oh, like, I'm so sorry. I haven't talked to you in so long. Like I want to reconnect. And I was like, okay. And then at that time, like every day he would call and would just check up on me. But then at some point, like after a month or so, he was like, oh, I'm going to Korea again.

And then after that, I was like, okay. And then he stopped calling. Never heard from him again. So basically, we've deduced that he either isn't allowed to keep in contact with her because of his new family in Korea and that he only reaches out to her when he's alone or has time. So I don't know what the deal is,

but either way, that's on him. That's not on her, on the new wife. He should stand up for himself and be like, no, that's my daughter. I want to reconnect. Okay, so I grew up with a half sister who is from my mom. Like we share the same mom. Then I recently saw on TikTok,

a lot of like the younger generation girlies are saying that if you share a sibling with the mom, that that feels like a full sibling. But if you share a sibling with a dad, it's like nothing. Wait, that makes sense. Yeah, it's like, I think it has to do with like, if you came from the same womb, like that makes sense. Yeah it's like I think it has to do with like if you came from the same womb like that's real. Yes and because I have half sisters from your dad. And you never talk about them. You're right like I don't

I mean they're dead. But oh yeah I was like I don't want them to hear this. They won't hear. They won't. They can hear from all the way down there. Yeah but I never it, even if they were, I wonder if I would be like, hey, I wanna know you, cause it is from my dad's side, it's different. Yeah, I wanna know. And it's the same, you have the same genetic, it's half on both ways, but I just think there's something about being from the same mom.

Yeah, you come out of the same vag is such a bonding thing. That's so crazy. Yeah, you sign on the walls on your way out, you come out of the same vag is such a bonding thing. That's so crazy. Yeah, you sign on the walls on your way out. You leave a message here. I was here first. I didn't even know we were half sisters until like I was like seven. I found out really late and I was like really shocked. How was it explained to you?

I think they just like, oh yeah, she's your half sister. It was just like, oh yeah. Proma. Yeah, they just brought it up. And I was like, really? I didn't know. Because we were raised so close. And I'm like-

You feel like full sisters. Yeah. Yeah, I never have to explain, oh, we're half. Oh, she's my sister. Yeah, and you should never have to. Yeah, I agree. I wonder if I should stop calling my sister my half sister. You definitely should, because it's weird.

Why? It's weird, but it makes sense for you. Yeah, because I'm weird. Why? It's weird, but it makes sense for you. Yeah, because I'm weird. It also maybe makes sense. Maybe you have to say that because she is so tall. Yeah. And you are so tiny, and you probably want to somehow explain the discrepancy there,

the height discrepancy. Yeah. She's my half-sister. Yeah. It's like no one was thinking that she wasn't. Wait, last night, okay, so you know the show, A Thousand Pound Sisters? Yeah. Yeah, of course. I know you do.

So there was someone like brought it up and I thought A Thousand Pound Sisters meant each sister's a thousand pounds, but then someone explained to me that it's just the total of the weight of the two sisters. So then I told everyone that me and my sister together weigh a thousand pounds. Which is my sick burn to my sister.

Okay, anyway, she's 900 pounds. What if it was you weigh 900 pounds, bitch? Bitch, look at me. I know. You don't think you would move here because your dad's a judge? I feel like- You could commit crimes there and be chill.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh, I feel like, I really wanna talk about this because my dad has like a lot of connections, right and then like no one in the Philippines follows like road rules and stuff Like the road is like so chaotic. So wild wild west. Yeah, it's like Mexico. Yeah Yeah, but like a red light is like a suggestion is like there's not even any lights We do have some stoplights example the one in Marigondon it's like like, it's crazy. It's all broken. We do have some stoplights. Yeah, like, example, the one in Marigondon,

it's like broken. Like, it's there and it's red. It's a suggestion. Yeah. Like, oh, no one follows it. But like, my dad's brother, I don't know what he does, but I do know that when my mom's driver's license was expired, they were like, oh yeah,

let's just get a new one. And she didn't even have to take it again. Like, she was just, oh yeah, let's just get a new one. And she didn't even have to take it again. Like she was just like, yeah, let's just get a new one. And then so I told my dad, I was like, hey dad, do I have to take the driver's like test? And he was like, no, you don't need to. And I'm like, oh, okay. I don't really like-

So you're like a princess there. Yeah, I am. And I'm like the only girl from my dad's side. I mean my at that but like You're somebody's out now, they're half sister. Yeah, she called you out there What is out there? Oh? I thought it was auntie. No, that's all they system. Oh Okay, yeah, Like Tito Bobby.

But do you think you'd ever want to move to LA and become a podcaster? I feel like it's so fun. Esther really wants you to move here. Here? Do you think it's more fun? Yeah, it's so fun. There's like nothing to do there. Like, I was already dreading the fact that I had to drive there because no one knows how to drive there. Even though if they have a license and stuff they Still don't know how to drive. I disagree Ees. Really? I think that

Filipinos are the best drivers because we don't have rules So it's kind of like you are driving into absolute chaos So if you get out of it alive, I agree with you. I think that driving chaotically and driving without skill is different than driving how y'all drive. And guess what's the difference between here and there? What don't you see in the Philippines that Americans have? You see it every single day.

Accidents all the time. Bumper stickers. Road rage. No matter the chaos, no matter the broken stoplights, everyone is communicating with their horns. Esther said bumper stickers. Oh my God, it's so loud there. The roads are so loud. So you don't hear, you only honk the horn

when you're mad, right? Over there, it's like, you have all the little codes to let the other car know if you're making a laugh. It's skill. It's skill. Oh, move in here, I see that space there. I'll let someone go. And eye contact, eye contact. What is your opinion of America and Americans? It's skill. It's skill. Oh move in here. I see that space there. I'll let someone go and I contact I guess

What is your idea of America and Americans? I? North American But I think it's like so much more fun here because there's like so much people here And there was actually a girl that reached out to me like from the podcast from the other podcast She's like my age. I think she's like younger, but she was so fun And it's just like so okay. Don't trust don't trust so much reaches out to you like she's from New York Oh, can you give a little pen pal? Okay, but is it actually from New York? Is it actually a girl? Yeah, it is a girl.

She like posts like, like- You don't know. Were you already, wait, she found you on a different podcast? Bad Friends. Yeah, I think- Or Tiger Belly. I don't know if it was Bad Friends or Tiger Belly,

but there have been like really people who found me on there. Like, there was this one guy, he was talking to me, he told me, he messaged me, he was like, Oh yeah, like, your glow up has been so amazing, like your boyfriend is so lucky. Wait, how old is this guy?

Does this guy look like he was like 40? And I was like, you're glow up? I didn't accept it, but then like, you know how you're like curious and you're like, Oh, what does this guy have to say about me? So I checked it out. But whatever you do, don't accept the request. I've never accepted it. Just take a peek and then be like, that's it.

And move on. There are like 700 requests that I'll never open. OK, we get it. You're pretty, Jenna. You're hot. Shut the fuck up. She hasn't had to pay for matcha since the dawn of time. You know what?

I'm going to take my moment again to look at the camera, guys. Guys, she's turning a corner. I've turned a corner in case you forgot from 20 minutes ago. What's your Instagram handle? My Instagram handle is calamityk, no, my Cash App. Yeah, what's your Cash App? What's your Cash App, bitch?

Where now is your time. Where now is my time. My Venmo is Jenna-Himenez. Wait, what's my Venmo? What's my Venmo? I can't miss out. Hang on one second. Kaililah, come on, find it.

I don't know my Venmo. Don't you let me miss this opportunity. Anyway, I would just like to say that you speak better English than me. Really? No. At Kaililah. She speaks better than me. Julie. That's a good one. At Kaililah. That's a good one. That's Kalilah.

That's my Venmo, okay? We are out here and you know what? You know what, this is why I don't think there's anything wrong with it anymore. Because I'm like, you're not extorting people. You out here giving stuff for free to them all the time. What? And I need to pay my rent.

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You haven't posted in a couple of days. And it's like, whoa, you really get them used to be posting for free? So get your money. I need. Sending and receiving money, it needs to be chill, it needs to be good. It needs to be.

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and subscription plan see website for full details restrictions and important safety information. I need Esther's advice I've hit a social media jag where I do not want to post anything I notice on the grid I've been waiting for you to come to me for this I this. I'm paralyzed. I'm paralyzed. She is so good. And only because it's like, I'm terrified of any, I need your guidance.

I went through this. First of all, do you guys use social media? Yeah. You do. She does. You post as much as I do, which is like, once every 18 weeks. Yeah, you never post.

Okay, so like the first year after I had ACE, it was kind of like, I was in this thing of like I don't know what to say like I felt really frozen and like unsure and then I just decided like I'm gonna just hold my nose and Take a deep breath and jump in and yes when I like you to act out the metaphor when I when I go in water I have to hold it like this. Yeah, I don't know how to do it on my own And so I just go out there and bomb post stuff It's easier on tik-tok just post stuff that you don't care and you just have to get into the rhythm of it.

And then like after you post like 10 bad things, one thing will be good. But I know you're talking about Instagram grid, just get some cute photos to just like, you know. I think that's probably what it is. A cute photo, yeah, you're just gonna look good. Yeah, because I feel like I have no more cute photos and I'm never cute anymore and nothing looks good.

But you know, I guess it's fun. Instagram is fun again in that you could just throw a random carousel on there and who gives a shit if it's a toenail. Yeah, it is true. It is fun in that way anymore. Like I feel like people are curating it a little bit less. I think you should do a video of you

washing your hair in the shower. Ooh, if you say do a video of you washing your hair in the shower If he say so yeah, just for you. I said that we should do that here get that ebb Wait, and how do you use social media? I spam she's very active. Can you tell them you're? She trolls her own mom What is one of your Instagram accounts, what's his name? I forgot. I think it was like, no, Vishwajit. I made this other account and I wanted it to be like- Wait, what's his name repeated? Vishwajit. And I wanted it to be like a stalking account.

And it's a Bangladeshi man? Yeah, yeah. But it's her? Yeah, I had like all types of pictures and my my captions were like, oh, yeah, what a nice life and so There was one night Vishwa Jeet. Vishwa Jeet. Yeah, and this is like a couple nights before we were going to Hawaii like two years ago And then like everything was so funny to me and so I was like, oh I'm gonna message my mom on this account

Free iPhone. Yeah, I think I told her to say something for a free iPhone and then she was like I love Vishwa G and then she was like I love Vishwa G and then she came up to me like a couple minutes later and she was like oh my my gosh, Issa, like someone just messaged me, I'm gonna get a free iPhone. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm Vishwajit. That is so mean girl. What did she say when you told her? She was like, she was laughing. It was really. It is so.

If you had seen the picture that she chose for her spam account, it's just this random like Indian man. Okay, if you think Vishwajit is real, like that other people could think he's real, then your friend in New York might not be real. Thank you. I'm not saying they don't like you,

I'm saying don't go meet up with them. I will say that this generation though, so much more savvy with what's real and what's not than us. We're the ones who are gonna get fooled on there. These guys. I think she knows what she's doing. I trust you. No way. Nothing will get past them.

Yeah, even our mom. My mama doesn't know anything about AI like picture. She thinks it's real. She sends like so many reals. When she sees like an otter riding an alligator, she thinks it's real. Look at this otter. Oh my mom, now mama though, she goes, is this AI darling? Is this AI darling? Everything now.

And I'm like, no, that's a real picture, mom. It's your neighbor. Is this AI darling? Is this AI darling? Everything now, and I'm like, no, that's a real picture, mom. Not you. It's your neighbor, is this AI darling? But she really just kind of like upsets me when she believes like, you know, source Facebook. Oh my gosh. She was like, did you know Kim Kardashian is transitioning?

Like that. She goes, where do you see her? That Facebook. I'm like, okay, mom, must be true. Man, I wish that the moms would get off social media, meaning my mom. Oh yeah, your mom be on those, in those comments. Because she's like. Man, I wish that the moms would get off social media, meaning my mom. Oh yeah, your mom be in those comments. Because she's like on it,

but doesn't understand that like the comments are not like a text to your best friend. Like everyone sees it. Man, she commented on something once that was like a friend of mine, but who they weren't really a friend. And it was like a friend in the industry and I didn't know them that well.

And she commented on their photo, "'Jenna, do you know them?' Tagged me. "'Jenna, do you know them?' And I said, "'Mom, mom, mom, mom, can you, can you, when did you, can you please delete this?' And I was like, fuck, don't delete it because now.' And she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know that they could, that everyone could see that. I thought I was direct. I thought I was PMing them, is what she said. Private messaging them, or private messaging you. I'm like, but it was their photo. See, now my thing is I wake up, every time I open Instagram, there's 12 new reels in my DM sent to me from my mom.

It's like, how to pay attention to your child better, how to feed your baby. I'm like, mom, why didn't you look at these when you were raising me? This is so not cool. My mom sends me all of these security hacks, right? Don't be on your phone at the gas station. My mom does that.

She sends me, and I'm like, mom, this is so fear-mongering all the time. And she's like, well, I'm just gonna send it as they come up. I'm like, I wish you wouldn't. Because now her whole algorithm is just like, if you're a woman, how to not get killed and raped. And she just sends them to me.

The hotel room little lock. My mom sent me that video eight times already. She got me tased her. When you travel, darling. Darling, when you travel. I'm like, yo, I'm not doing none of that. I always picture your mom is not like trying to make you safer, but like trying to make

you tougher. So I feel like your mom will like hire a guy to like scare you. Like I just feel like she's doing weird things behind the scenes. My mom is one of those people that fully believes that like for me and my sister, her big back bitches, to not take the path of least resistance. If someone comes at us, you attack back. And I'm like, no, Ma, run away, look away, call for help. She's like, no, you get physical.

You get physical. So if someone is trying to break in that door, you fucking kick, you fight, you bite, you do all of that. I'm like, oh. Yeah, your mom. This is coming from a lady when she rode the mummy at Universal Studios. That ride is so scary.

The mummy, if you guys don't know, it goes one direction and it's kind of scary. It stops and then it moves backwards, right? In my head for years, every time I think of Universal Studios, like my mom's voice of like, huh, backward, backward. That's all. Just huh, backward, backward. That's all. She goes, huh, backward, backward. She didn't know that it was,

she thought it was broken or something. Yeah. And I can just see her gripping it. She probably like pulled off the rails. Her mom is so fucking strong. Every time she says hi to me, she assaults me. Like she's like, I can't do it to you because I'll break you.

But she is like smashing the back of your back to say hi. She's grabbing my tits. Yeah, that's a very Filipino trait though. We don't know how to laugh in peace. We don't know how to keep our hands here and go, ha ha ha. You have to hit someone. We have to.

We have to. I love you too. And we go to the ground. We pull each other to the ground. I love that. What is your guys' mom like? She's crazy. What? She's not crazy. We're beefing but go ahead. Yeah, everyone's beefing with her, but I like I like her We're not beefing. I don't know cuz my relationship with her is different with her too. Yeah, you know what?

I'm like, I'm actually so happy that they were so strict with her because now they don't do anything to me. And it's like, it's like I get mad at my brothers like every single day. And my mom's like, Oh, Isa, why are you getting mad at them? I'm like, dude, they're like, but what did you say? She lets the boys do everything. She's a mama's boy. Yeah. She's a total boy mom. And then she hates us.

She hates them. Yeah. But you know what? She has been getting so much better with me. Like she's so much nicer to me. Like nice for you. Yeah, she's always been like She has been getting so much better with me. Like she's so much nicer to me now. Jules is like, nice for you. Nice for you. Yeah, she's always been like pretty open about it too. She's just like, I don't know what to do with the girls. You raise the girls.

I love my boys. You're a nice big boy. Straight up. Like and she'll like come on here and tell you that. She's like, I'm not a girl mom. How does that happen? Because my mom only had two girls. Like if she had had a boy, is she susceptible to having that happen? Because my mom only had two girls like if she had had a boy which would she?

Susceptible to having that happen. I don't know. I don't know how it happens I but she is so loving to the boys and she hardly like touches you guys. Yeah, how does it happen? It's gotta be her own personal past. I do this thing or like when someone like doesn't be wrong I like analyze them and I'm like what happened to you that made you like this and So I was analyzing my mom and I realized that um She doesn't really have like a mother figure because you know like every single mother left her And so that's probably why she kind of like she's not she doesn't feel close with women And she doesn't know what to do. And it also probably hurts her, the connection.

Your mom had it really rough as a teenager. And as a young adult, she probably is terrified to misguide you because she herself was a mess when she was your age. Which is also why she was probably so hard on you because she's like, I'm gonna do this perfectly and everything is gonna be structured and right. And she's never gonna fuck up.

Oh, she beat the shit out of Jules. Yeah. Remember the lice? Yeah even we've been worse than that. She she used all anything to beat me but then she wasn't that strict. It was so funny because Jules can we tell the lice story? Oh yeah. So when they came from the Philippines everyone had lice. You guys? Yeah everyone had lice. But it's so common because of the hot weather Philippines, everyone had lice. You guys. Yeah, everyone had lice. But it's so common because of the hot weather. I love my lice. I'm not talking shit about my lice. I love lice.

That shit is itchy and a pop of it. They were your friends. They were my friends. Because when I had lice, it would go under the skin and I would have like wounds. Oh really? And it was so painful. They would burrow?

Yeah. That means you had them for like a very long time. I hated it. And then that's why Issa had so much lice. So I would like just get away from me. Do you have lice right now? And then Issa would just snow. When they were kids.

And so when they were much younger, they both had lice. They came over to vacation. And then her mom used the same brush that was used on Issa on Jules. And then Jules like flipped out and she was like, don't use that brush on my hair, cause she has lice. I saw my sister, Honey, literally like from all the way up here, take the brush and just walk in,

just whip the shit out of her head. Like just multiple times, like in front of me. And that was the first time, did you not see me, like, like you were jump in? Yeah, you and Atika Windo. We were like were like oh hell no like we pulled her out of there I was so mad because I was so fully triggered from when I was like beat as a kid wow and I was like no general you give us all nice checks guys yes I think we need to send Esther to the Philippines with your to put this bitch in check.

Cause Esther, you be having it so good and you don't even know. Everybody always says that I need to get beat up. You do. You know, no, no. That's what Ms. Pat said. There are people who need to get beat up. You are not one of them.

Really? Yeah. Trust me when I say sometimes I have to sit on my motherfucking hands. So when I look at some people's behavior And I'm like you have never been beaten your life and it shows you maybe need to be punched like two times No, but not in a really like not so like not in your organs So not like a gut punch maybe not like a little slap. Thank you. You want to preserve my eggs?

Thank you. I want to preserve your organs. Thank you. Yeah, and your soul. Yeah, no. Not you. Did you guys ever beat each other up? I did. Not her. Like, I would beat her up. And my brothers too. That's why they hate me, because I think they're also traumatized.

You were their abuser, Jules? Yeah. But you didn't know any better. And also, I had to like watch them cause mama had to work and like. You were the mom. So I was just like annoyed and I didn't know what to do. So I would just beat them.

It's okay, their dad's a judge, they're protected. They didn't have an iPad so I would just beat them. My goodness, okay. I know that Stella prepared a very intricate. This is gonna be very scary, cultural game for us. Thank you. Did you know this? In honor of, um, um, AAPI month and Jewish month, Jewish heritage, we are doing a Jeopardy. I feel like you did research last night.

I literally didn't and we're fucked. Don't worry. We're fucked. You know everything. Wait, we have, we're playing Jeopardy. Don't worry, we're fucked. But you know everything. Wait! We're playing Jeopardy, there's three categories on the board. I don't even know how to play Jeopardy. Oh my god, whatever, you're stupid.

Food, why am I getting mad? Food, history and tradition, and pop culture, and all of these could be from Jews or Filipinos. No, each person has their own board. Okay. Great, thank you. Yeah. Why didn't you let Stella explain the game?

So it's you guys against Esther versus Jenna and then the three of us against each other. And then each of you, I think I'm changing it so you have to strategically choose, like you probably know more, maybe just because you've been on Earth longer, so the harder one. I haven't been in school in a while.

And only the person who chooses it can either get it right or wrong, you can't. I just came to Earth, so. I don't know much. You go take a little night night. Food for 100. Okay. Hold on, let's introduce this properly.

I was like, give me this. Kailila, Kailila, Kailila, be poor. Kailila, Kailila, Kailila, people. Kailila, Kailila. Will you introduce this game? Oh, sure. With a mouthful of banana. I'm here to introduce. Happy Jewish Heritage Month.

Thank you. To Jenna and Esther and all of those celebrating. This is Jeopardy with our host Stella Young and let's let's get going Very good food for a hundred. Okay Which seafood? Okay, so this is that this is yeah, that was my question you each get one chance to answer the question And you can't just yell it. Yeah, we can right? right no you can't yell it cuz I said food for a hundred is jeopardy Esther you can't scream it out this doesn't sound like jeopardy I said food for a hundred so I

get a chance if I get it, tell me which seafood is what. You already got it wrong. Shut up. Which seafood is what? You already lost. You lost. It's Jeopardy rules, so I have to finish the question and then you answer. Bitch.

No, but she said you didn't. No, I know you're right. You didn't get punched. That one is not going to punch you. You guys are on the same team, you know. Oh. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, I see.

I see the answer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Oh. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, I see, I see. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so weird. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. What just happened to me? Finish asking the question. Okay, Jenna, which seafood is considered non-kosher? Shrimp, um, what are they called though? Crustaceans? Yeah, uh, bottom feeders. Yeah, could you say one more that has claws? Esther!

Lobster. Yeah, there you go. Okay, Asian side. Okay, go ahead, Ees, we you go. Asian side. Okay, go ahead. Ys, we'll help you. Choose history, tradition, or pop culture for any of the amounts. Go hard. Food for 400. Okay.

What is the Japanese term? Japanese? We're doing all Filipino. We're doing all Asian and Filipino. Kawinda sent me both. Oh my God. But Isa knows Japanese at the... Okay, go ahead. Yeah, you're right.

Isa knows everything. What is the Japanese term for the savory fifth taste found in foods like miso, soy sauce and seaweed? Yeah. Oh, umami? Yes. That better not be a 400 point question. That's insane. That's a 100. That was 400. Yes. Yes that better not be a 400

Everyone knows that this is rigged against the Jews that was 300 it was 300. Okay, we tight take 300. Yes, okay Let's go. Let's go hard food for 500 for the Jewish girls What dish now that we're made from chopped liver and onions is a traditional? Askenazi appetizer. It's not churros, that's with the apples. My God, I've eaten it. I don't know what it's called. Can you give us what it starts with since you did that for them?

See. Okay, but is it like a? Or a? It's a ch. I don't know what it's called. I never learned that. What is it called? I know what it looks like.

It's a trick question, because it's chopped liver. I was gonna say I've eaten chopped liver I was gonna say like pate or something, but yeah, that's all I know it as is chopped 500 it's tricky. Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and choose history and tradition for 500. Let's go big Where was Genghis Khan buried? Oh my god, Mongolia? No, what the fuck? Where was Genghis Khan buried? Oh my god, Mongolia? No. What the fuck? Whoa, hang on, can I just say something? She's getting nasty!

Can I just say something? I knew you guys were gonna get mad at me. I knew it, I knew it. Just because we're AAPI, we're Filipino. Yeah, we don't know any of them. We don't know other, Asia is, well, it isn't- Well, we got a trick question! It isn't, this is also a trick question,

that's a good hint that I can give you. And also, it isn't Filipino Well, we got a trick question. This is also a trick question. That's a good hint that I can give you. And also, it isn't Filipino month, it's all Asia. I know, but we're Filipino. Can it just be Filipino questions? Yeah. See, we gotta be knowing stuff about Jews all around the world, not just the Jews here. Yeah, but it's like, we're supposed to know, what,

18,000 cultures? The Filipino ones only, Stella. Okay, let's start over. Can I get history and tradition for 500? Can I get Filipino history and tradition for 500? When does Christmas start in the Philippines? Hold on. What do you think? You all have to agree on the answer. No September. You all have to agree on the answer. No. No.

The real answer, look me in the fucking eyeballs, is it doesn't start and it doesn't stop. True. It's Christmas all fucking year. Every day. The malls, they have Christmas songs, but July. That's true. SM always has Christmas trees.

All year long. They never take it down. My answer is all year long, that's correct. Yeah! Yeah! That was amazing. I think I was so serious. The way you said no, you said 15th, you said,

you are wrong, you also said no, you also said, you idiot. Can I tell you why? It's for 500, because in the Philippines we consider Burmese. We always say, oh Burmese, September. And then that's Christmas. But no, if it's 500, I know it's a trick.

Nice, Ata. Okay, okay, okay. Fuck this game. Oh man. Sorry guys. What do we do, Esther? I can't see the what's the fucking categories again. Well, I don't know nothing about pop culture.

Pop culture for 200 That's on you. That's all you the answer better be Seth Rogen It better be easy as fuck. No, it's gonna be what's her name name a Jewish singer. I got one time I was gonna say barb, but oh, yeah, that's a good one. I was thinking of like bet Midler's She's done. She she? She might not be Jewish. Damn, she's Jewish to me. Issa? Pink! Also.

Jules, Jules, Jules. Pop culture for 500. Oh, bro, we're gonna be... Bro, we're not gonna get it. This is really hard. For Filipinos? The main character in season one of Squid Game, what is his player number?

Oh, ah! Wait, fuck. Four, five, six. Correct. Wow! Whoa! Look at her. Guys, do you see what happened there?

That was magic. Four, five, six. They literally went, ha, ha, ha. Vroom. Ha, ha, ha. I felt like I was watching the OA. And they went, four, five, six. Look at how happy Kaliah got.

I'm so proud of you. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, by the way, that was Korean. It wasn't Filipino. Well, it's okay. It's squid game. It's okay.

It's squid game. Oh, they love squid game. It's okay. It's okay. I say squid game. Okay. Should we do like food or something? Let's do food for 400.

And no tricks. What is the name of the rolled pastry with sweet filling often with nuts or chocolate popular in the Ashkenazi baking? Rougala? Yes. Wow. They got that easy. Not a Rougala. Rougala.

And by the way, it fucking sucks. Filipino team winning. May I have history and tradition for 300, please? Filipino history and tradition for 300. Oh my god. What are the three stars of the Filipino flag? Oh, please. Filipino history and tradition for 300, please. What are the three stars of the Filipino flag? Luzon Visayas Mindanao.

See, it's feeling a little bit like, these are the ones that your sister sent. Luzon Visayas Mindanao, you have to know that, you guys know that, right? She sent ones that they would know. And we just had the internet. Yeah, oh, okay. That's really easy. That's so easy. Pop culture for 400.

Sing one line from a Beastie Boys song. Girls, then then then then then All I really want is girls Then then then then then In the morning it's girls then then then then And in the evening Thank you. And why did we have to do that? Are they Jewish?

Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh, is that why there's a bagel truck called the Yeasty Boys? Yeah. That makes sense now. Pop culture. For 300.

For 300? Yeah. Oh, this is you guys. What is the name of the Filipino sesame street puppet? Oh my God. Oh, Filipinos, we don't watch Sesame Street. That's not in the, the televisions in the Philippines. Oh my god. We don't watch Sesame Street. We've never seen an episode. The television in the Philippines.

Oh wait, hold on. Can I guess? Is it Agapito? No. Looks like it's our turn. Okay. Wait, what is it? Batabot.

Huh? I've never seen... Batibot? Batibot? Ah, Batabot. Batibot? Batibot? Batibot. Looks like it's Batin, not you. Pop culture 300.

Esther, why are you doing the pop culture? The ones we're getting right, dumbass. Okay, in the Rugrats cartoon, did you watch Rugrats? Yes. No. In the Passover episode. What the fuck? That was like 6 In the Passover episode. What the fuck? That was like 6,000 years ago. Who played Moses?

Which baby? Well, maybe Tommy. I know Tommy exists. That's all I know. What are the other babies? I don't remember. Chucky, Phil and Lil. Phil and Lil.

Phil and Lil. Chucky. It was Tommy. Oh, Jenna. I can't believe I was right. Wait it was Jenna got it. Give her half of the 300. Cause at the same time I said I feel like it's Tommy

and you said Chucky. I thought it was Tommy too but then her face was weird. Why are you looking at her face? Don't look at my face. Cause her face gonna try and send you off. Jill's even. Food for, okay Filipino food yeah. Yeah food for 200.

Which Filipino dish uses pig's brains as one of its key ingredients often served sizzling? No, no, no. It's like the Sloboa. Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah. The one- Yes, bro.

So 200 is gone, it's gone. Pig's brains. Hey, hey. The Sloboa? Could you spell that? T-U-S-L-O-B-B-U-W-A. No. What is it?

It's not dinuguan. It's S-I-S-I-Q. showed up like pig brain and it's like you're gonna correct I can't be t there. So give us something And this is proof that yeah, it's not the way it's not we'll take History and tradition for 300 we will It's not. We'll take history and tradition for 300. We will. Who was the first Jew?

Jesus. No. Right? Or Moses? It's either Jesus or Moses. Wait. So Jesus rose from the dead. Moses split the sea and walked for four. It's gotta be Jesus, right?

Didn't Jesus exist before? Jesus, right? It's gotta be Jesus. right? Didn't Jesus exist before? Jesus, right? It's gotta be Jesus. Moses? Jemosas? Eith? Okay, it's Abraham. So they got both, yeah.

Abraham? Man. Abraham? Fuck that hoe. Oh, Abrahamic. I guess that's- There's no way that Abraham was the first Jew. I mean-

You get credit, but there was like a cooler Jew before, you know? Jesus. Okay, but what about Jesus? cooler Jew before, you know? Jesus. Okay, but what about Jesus? What about him, Jenna? My name was gonna be Abraham if I was a boy. Really? Really? How cute.

Let's be real. Your name should be Abraham. When I look at you, that makes sense. Abraham. That's why ace is ace, because of A for Abraham, because that's my grandfather. Oh, I like that.

Because then I go Abe. Yeah, you could call me Abe. Whatever, Abe. I'm going to go and take a swing for history and tradition for 500. Didn't we take that? Yeah. For 300 then. For 300.

Who was the first Filipino president of the Commonwealth of the Philippines? Emilio. Aguinaldo. Wait, Emilio was the first president ever? Yeah. In the five peso, Emilio Aguinaldo? Yeah, it's Emilio. It's Manuel...

Rojas? Cuezon. Oh, well, the Filipinos are failing, guys. Wow. You're still winning. I never thought Emilio Aguinaldo was the first. You're still winning, though. Pop culture 200.

Oh, fuck, man. Which actor born Melvin Kaminsky is a legendary Jewish comedian, creator of The Producers and Young Frankenstein? I don't even understand what that question said What did it say? All you need to know is Young Frankenstein and the answer is there. What's his last name? Kavitsky? Pavitsky? Kaminsky I think. I really should have changed my last name. Kaminsky. All right, here we go Pop culture? 200 finish the song lyrics.

Bloodsucker, fame fucker. You guys. It's Olivia Rodrigo. Bloodsucker, fame fucker. Leading me dry like a goddamn vampire. Yeah, yes. Correct. And Esther knew that.

Yeah, even I knew that and I don't know nothing. Do we have a score? We sure do. Okay. The Jews have 1,350 points and the Filipino team has 2,200 points. Fuck. What do we have?

Not good. We'll do history and tradition for 500 even though we won't get it. What is the significance of the number, you're not gonna get this. What is the significance of the number, you're not gonna get this. What is the significance of the number 613 in Judaism? Damn, I really should know this. You suck as a partner.

No, I literally, I know I know this and my mom is gonna be so upset. Can we get a phone, a friend and call Jenna's mom? Yeah, you can phone a friend. Okay. Because you guys are losing so badly, so. Hey Siri, please call mommy on speakerphone. I have no Jewish lifeline.

Fuck. Hello? Hey, you're on speakerphone. I'm with literally everyone. What is the significance in Judaism of the number 613? I feel like you've told me this literally before. What I've told you is like 36, not 613. three What the hell is 36 is that how much I yeah? 18 and 18. Yeah, it's not high. I don't think cuz it's six one three damn man. We're not doing well

Okay, here we go. Um, we're gonna take history and tradition for 300 for 300? I'm gonna take a nap. In what year did the Philippines officially gain independence from the United States? In the 70s, it's either 1975 or 1976. I think... Jules, you... No, no, no, no.

I can give you another one. Yeah, okay, give us another one. Kaila is so freaky when she's competing. I'm getting turned on. I don't know if these are hard or not. Oh, see, it was too easy for me. I'm gonna Venmo you later. Yes. Oh, what was your Venmo?

At Kalyla? At Kalyla. Okay, and you're turning a corner accepting money? Yes. Cool. Little Vietnam. Which day is celebrated as a Philippine Independence Day? June. Yeah, it's gonna be June 12th. Yeah. Which day is celebrated as a Philippine Independence Day? June?

Yeah, it's going to be June 12th. Yeah. Yeah. So June 12th is technically Filipino Independence Day, even though that's not quite accurate. Right? But it's always, yeah. But in the Philippines, we celebrate June 12th. It's, yeah, you're right.

Well. How about you two? We have history, tradition for 500. Which is interesting, because I'm not seeing no traditions. Which is tradition is a big part of. No, we just did history and tradition for 500. Yeah, but none of them are traditions. They're all history is what I'm saying, you dingbat.

Okay, look, shut the fuck up. I guess we have to do food for 200 then. Yeah, this game sucks. And I hate this podcast. And I hate you. What are the bitter herbs on the Passover Seder plate meant to symbolize? The tears. No.

That would be salt, you dumb fuck. But you dip the herbs in the salt water. No, bitter dirt or something? It's parsley. Damn, you dumb fuck. But you dip the herbs in the salt water. No, bitter dirt or something? It's parsley, damn, this is horrible. I'm telling you, call Shady, she'll know. The salt water is the tears, right? Cause you dip the herbs into tears. It's not salt water though, it's the bitter.

Yeah, stop saying salt. So maybe it's the hardship, the bitter hardship. It's the hardship that the Jews had to face or the, starts with a B, we just said it a thousand times. Bitterness. Bitterness. The bitterness. Yeah.

The bitterness of the times. They look big at that. Okay, good job guys. Yeah. Yeah. I hope none of my family watches this. Okay, we'll take pop culture for a hundred. Who is known as the Pambansang Kamau National Fist?

Who is known as the National Fist of the Philippines? Manny Pacquiao. Manny Pacquiao. Yeah. Correct. Yeah. Even I knew that. The way you say it.

Pambansang Kamau, someone said. But I would say Manny Pacquiao. Manny Pacquiao. It was Pacquiao. Pacquiao. He's running for Senator. Oh, he is. And that is like, you would know that in your sleep.

History, tradition for 500. Abraham. This is history and I'm sorry. There's no tradition, I would just like to say that. But tradition, tradition is the, yeah you're right. And tradition is a huge part of Judaism. Tradition. Which famous Jewish man was offered the presidency

of Israel and he declined? From the United States. Oh, wow. Seth Rogen. No, no, no, he wasn't. Seth Rogen. I think they should get 500 for Seth Rogen. No, no, no, no.

I think we give him that. He's the smartest man in the world. Oh, Albert Einstein. Yes. Played by Seth Rogen. He was in this movie that was smart to decline. Yeah. History, tradition for 100. What do you bring to a Filipino party? Seth Rokin. He was in this movie that was smart to decline.

History tradition for 100. What do you bring to a Filipino party? Lumpia! The hot dogs with the marshal. Hot dog! No, no, no. Oh, you don't bring that. It's over there, right?

No, no, no. It can't be food. What does everyone bring to a party? A party? Empty food container? I mean, I don't know what it brings kids. Contopper ware. Oh, oh, oh.

Essendon. Please. I just taught her this the other day. You've been teaching me that for years. Plates and. Number ware. For bring house. Yeah, bring house.

Contopper ware is correct, good job. Thank you. Okay. Lumpia. Lumpia. Lumpia. Lumpia. Lumpia.

All right guys, the point total, the Jewish team coming in with 2,050 points, and the Filipino team with 2,500 points. Wow, that was close! That's like one $500 question. What did we win? And the winners, which we figured was gonna be Red Ribbon Treats and Saimada!

Wait, the winners which they figured was not gonna be us. What? So it was rigged, got it. So it was rigged. Wait, what is that? It was rigged. So there's, Ensaimada is like a sweet bread, it's like a roll, like a, think about like a cinnamon roll,

but instead it's with cheese and sugar. And margarine. Yeah, and then, but there's an ube one, if you like sugar. And margarine. Yeah, but there's an ube one if you like ube. Margarine. Don't you yuck my yum, Esther. Well you said cinnamon roll. And then it started to go down for her. Yeah.

It went up from there for me. I'm like damn that sounds like something you get at the panaderia. The Mexican panaderia with some cream inside. I'm very judgmental of baked goods in general. Can I say something to you that's going to blow your mind? Blow your wig back? Pound for pound, the Philippines probably has the best pastries in the world. Really?

Yeah. You cannot go anywhere without... We even have mobile carts of like moving bakeries. Everyone has pastries every single day, and there's probably like a thousand different kinds of pastries from. And if you've got rubé up in it and green up in it. So if you don't like ensaimada, there's 50,000 others that you will like. I swear. It's like it's so slept on.

We are the capital of sweet food. A lot of our salty food has sugar in it. A lot of it is like... This sounds really, really very Mexican. Wait, have you guys ever had... This is a little bit of a change. The Levan cookies. A lot of it sounds really really very Mexican. Yeah, have you guys ever had this is? Little bit of a change the LaVon cookies. I love it. It's a LaVon New personality now. Are you just eating their cookies? No, I have had them for a while But I just tried the oatmeal raisin

Yeah It is so good if you guys ever want to spoil me and also derail my life for a gift for a game that I lose, oatmeal raisin levon, it's so good. It's all she's been talking about and she'll text me, I'm like, what's up for dinner? Well, I just had oatmeal raisin cookies, so now I'm fucked. It's like, what? You can still eat dinner. No, she can't. No, we can't after that. What? Not from that bakery. See the cookies? I ate a cookie like this yesterday and then I eat dinner. No, she can't. No, we can't after that. What? Not from that bakery.

You see the cookies? I ate a cookie like this yesterday and then I ate dinner. It's just, they mess me up so hardcore and then it's all I can think about. It's like, I don't know. No, I get it. You can still eat food.

I don't understand it. Like now I'm like, when can I get another one? Yeah, but you can still eat food. Yeah, but we're disordered. I will still eat food. Yeah. It's kind of like, actually that's a little bit of a healthier way to see it.

Cause if I have one cookie, I'll have 50 more that day. Cause I'm like, my day is fucked. I might as well go all out. Yeah, like you've already fucked up. It's not like, oh, I can start over. No, there's no starting over. There's no starting over. Those are so big.

I'll eat everything in the house. Wait, Jules, you've had Levain. And that's okay. Which flavor did you get? I like the dark chocolate with peanut butter. Oh'll eat everything in the house. Wait, Jules, you've had Levain? And that's okay. Yeah. Which flavor did you get? I like the dark chocolate with peanut butter. Oh, that's really good too. Do they have any gluten-free options?

They do. And they have vegan. Oh shit, I got a new personality too. You remind me of falling off. We're shitty Filipinos and you guys are... Look at him. You made us win though. Also, it's like, Coinda made all of the questions.

You know what, that is where it's probably a disadvantage. Did you take all her questions? No, I didn't take all her questions. Okay, but most of them, especially in the end when you said, I'm no longer doing AAPI anymore, I'm only doing Karatina. It is true, because my sister and I have the same connection to the brain.

Yeah. I think like her. You guys are telepathy tapes. She's over here telling you the answers. I would never win, you guys. I knew you were gonna be mad at me. Wait, Issa. You're right.

No matter what, we're gonna be mad. No matter what, you're the villain. Even if I won, I'd be like, wow. But that one question was not fair because it was chopped liver. Let's just all jump Stella in the parking lot, guys. Oh, we will. Issa, do you wanna be a podcaster?

Do you know what you wanna do? I know that I wanna become like a lawyer of some kind, but I think like podcasting is really fun actually. But it's so like nerve wracking when like earlier, like last night, I slept at like 12 when I was supposed to sleep at 10 because I got really tired. But I was like, oh, what am I going to say tomorrow? I was so anxious. Oh, it's...

You know what? I come every single episode, armpits sweating down to my knees. My hands were sweating. Don't worry about it. I'm scared every single time. Every time there's a new guest, it's scary. Esther and I call each other before like, what are we gonna say?

It never ends. And look at you, you're just chilling like the judge's daughter. I know. But Issa is also really creative. She's good at drawing. She really draws really well. And then she speaks Japanese. I used to.

Girl, you raw. Thank you girls so much. Thank you. We'll sign off and we'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode. See you guys. Bye. Thanks Issa. Where's my camera? You don't get one.

Okay, bye, everyone. Oh, wait, did you? You're not in this one. That would be great if I was not in this one. Oh, man.