Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - The Phantom of Khalyla Feat. David So & Rudy Jules

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

Yay our beloved KoKo is back & all is right in the world again! Today we’ve got Rudy Jules and David So in the stu to make Khalyla feel welcome and (obviously) roasted for her recent Bells Palsy Health Scare. After that, the group digs into reverse body dysmorphia, aunts dating yacht men, couples’ hobbies, anime & the female psychosis related to dieting & going out. Thank You to Our Sponsor(s): *SKIMSSSSS* *Holiday Shop* (Whisper voice) -Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at https://www.skims.com -Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets! -If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows at SKIMS.com *RocketRX* For listeners, you can get 40% off your first order. Use code TRASHTUESDAY! -Visit: https://www.rebrand.ly/8f0df2 and enter code: TRASHTUESDAY at checkout for 40% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. -40% is only available once for new customers!  *HERS* Start your free online visit today at https://www.forhers.com/trashtuesday -That’s F-O-R-H-E-R-S dot com slash trashtuesday for your personalized weight loss treatment options.  - Hers Weight Loss is not available everywhere. Compounded products are not FDA-approved or verified for safety, effectiveness, or quality. Prescription required. Restrictions apply. Wegovy® and Ozempic® are not compounded. *See Esther LIVE!* https://linktr.ee/EstherPTouring *Listen to Esther's New Solo Pod!* https://esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com/ *Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop* at https://www.ebboceanclub.com/ for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products! *PLEASE show you’re love and Like & Subscribe to Our Channel* https://www.youtube.com/ @TrashTuesday   ______________________________________________________________________ More David So:  IG: https://www.instagram.com/davidsocomedy/ David's Podcast(s):  GenuisBrain: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL91mUNcJ6cuRQQUgY7TNXMeraip4Lx5hD The Casuals: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn_LM5J3HGszLxdbCAyzkk More Rudy Jules: IG: https://www.instagram.com/rudyjuless/ Bad Friends Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@TigerBelly More David So: Chapters: 00:00 Koko is here! 02:08 K's Been in a Ship Wreck 07:00 Jules Social Life: A discussion 16:00 Reverse Body Dysmorphia 20:38 Men's Pain Threshold 28:11 People Who Aren't Slobs 36:50 Khalyla is a Momma Bear to Jules 40:00 Happy Birthday to the Scorpios! 45:30 The Struggle to be a Surfer 52:50 Couples & Their Hobbies 56:40 Anime Talk ___________________________________________________________________ Listen to Trash: Trash iTunes Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TrashTuesdayPod Trash Spotify Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TTPodAudio Follow Trash: IG: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday More Esther: Substack: https://esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/ More Khalyla:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/ Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A  ___________________________________________________________________ Production Team: Tiny Legends, LLC:  https://www.instagram.com/tinylegends.prod/ Stella Young: https://www.instagram.com/estellayoung/ Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/ Ariel Moreno: https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/ Edited By: Case Blackwell:  https://www.instagram.com/caseblackwell/  

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Terms and conditions apply that's 40% off your first order at rocket rx.com and using code trash Tuesday at checkout The offer 40% off your first order is only available once for new customers and cannot be combined with other offers The offer is not available for prescriptions All right, well she's been in a shipwreck and she's been hiding underwater for eight months. And today we've got her here in the studio. The only person who could get her out of the shipwreck was David So. And welcome back, Kalyla.

Thank you so much. I'm so happy to be here. You look so happy. We should probably explain why. David, I know, was one of the first people who knew about my face situation. And I'm hoping that you got all of the roasts out on your text thread.

You're hideous. Nothing's changed for David. He sees you the same. Half your face is paralyzed. Yeah. I should show the audience first. He sees you the same. Can I ask you something? Now that half your face is paralyzed. Yeah. Oh, I should show the audience first. Show them, show them. I'm not gonna take my sunglasses off

because my eye doesn't close and it's really sensitive to light. You have to take the sunglasses off. I can't, David. I can't even see because my left eye don't see that greater. Okay, so guys, we've had, I've had a stressful couple months,

and what happens is apparently when you go through stress, your body freaks out on you and there's this thing called Bell's palsy where you get inflammation on your facial nerve. Half of my face is, has off and is not moving. And so this is how I smile. Okay. You obviously look like Jack Nicholson right? Oh yeah I mean that's honestly like the greatest joke you could ever like give me right now. Were you two-faced for Halloween? Did you do it? No I thought about Phantom of the Opera

too. Oh but this is the mask though but you need to do the other thing you got to burn half your face and do the other them your eye though I got you gotta show them the I can't show them die just for a hot second. You've seen the eye Every day Does it get dry cuz the eye doesn't close yeah, that's a problem like I can't even drive myself because My left eye is like not like functioning well and I can't squint in the Sun or like if like there's debris it just stays open and it gets hit. How long has it been since you've had this?

Weeks now like a month. It's not a disease it's gonna heal and can I just remind you guys that both Angelina Jolie and Justin Bieber had this? Lucky! Justin Bieber sucks. Angelina Jolie is very Bieber had this. Lucky. Well, you should, Justin Bieber sucks. But Angelina Jolie is very beautiful. Thank you. And then she healed. So, I mean, it might take like six months, but we'll get there.

Wait, speaking of Angelina Jolie, I had a horrible, scary experience this morning, which is I was looking at pictures of beautiful women on an Instagram grid post, and I saw a picture of Angelina Jolie, who my whole life has been the most beautiful woman. And in my head I go, oh, she's not that pretty. And that is because Instagram

and all the people with plastic surgery were too used to pretty women, that now I'm desensitized. Esther, I just talked about thinking I had a stroke. And that's the most, that's the scariest thing that happened to you this week. Thinking Angelina Jolie. This week?

No, my whole life. Wait, how old is Angelina Jolie right now? She's almost like in her 50s now. She's gorgeous. She looks great. We should probably also introduce that Jules is here. Hello. And we're gonna get into, it she it's her birthday week oh wait

when's your birthday Saturday oh really happy birthday how old are you 20 turning 23 tell you I feel get the got here get the got here right now what did you just say you're 23 years old yeah that means your body does everything's supposed to do without hurting your joints feel lubricated Jules. I think so. You don't even think about it. You get out of the show without making noise Yeah, there you go. That's me sure you hung What it means I guess but like with my friend group. I feel old. Yeah, cuz how old are they 12 year olds? What are you talking about? They're like 21 22. I'm the oldest. I'll sock you in your face right now I'll give you bells palsy right now

How old are you me I'm 36 and 37 next year you look younger oh my thank you. It's just a haircut That's all it is. Wow. She's so sweet always have her on She's great. She's like the worst. Really? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Jules is like very cutting and she's just, you know, low key about her. You seem so calm. Like do you ever raise your voice? Only to my boyfriend.

Oh really? How long have you guys been together? Two years. Oh, long time. Whoa. Wait, longer than that, Jules. Two and a half. Wait, what makes you raise your voice at him?

What does he say? He's like so mean to him. He just exists? Not mean. Two two and a half wait what what what makes you raise your voice in him? What does he say? Like so mean to him this I'm just I don't know cuz I feel like I He's like a puppy So you abuse and I have to I have to like leash him and then control. What is he? Okay? What does he do? He's just so he just feels like a baby like when we go out I Think it's like he gets scared when there's like a lot of people so I have to be the one to like control

Was he 10 years old how old is he? He's like literally like the nicest boyfriend ever like he treats her so well It's just that I think you guys are in different maturity levels. You know when you're just a girl and you're kind of a little bit more, they're the same age, right? Like it's kind of when you open a bank account for an ex. And you're like, what, you don't have a bank account? Yeah, it's sort of like similar.

Oh, so he's useless. No, he's not though. He's not. But when we went to Hawaii as a family trip, everyone had to teach him how to clean Cuz he didn't know but he's a 21 year old guy. I am still learning that at 36 I guess well you thought birds pick up your sticks from the floor. So that's different. You're not a good example Wait, so when you guys like like okay

So is he the type of person like if you guys go out to eat you have to order for him? No, not for him, but he just he just gets shy and I want someone that's like immediately knows what to do So I have to do it instead of him But I'll say interesting. May I say Jules that I think it's not necessarily that he's behind I think you're too advanced. You're you're a young girl who doesn't party. You're very responsible You have like you've got've got your together at 16. Like you almost grew up too fast. Whereas when I was 23, you don't think I was drunk

in an alleyway like. Oh nobody thinks that, everybody thinks that. You're good, you don't, nobody's denying that. No need, no need. You don't think, nobody thinks. That's how this happened. That's how my facial nerve got. We think, we know.

We've heard. She's just not like that. She's just not like reckless and stupid and dumb like I was at 23. So you're old. Yeah, they call me grandma. Yeah. Really? So you don't go party?

You don't like do your pop that out every now and then? Well, I want to. It's just hard because I'm also, I don't go party. You don't like do your pop that out every now and then well I want to it's just hard because I'm also I don't want to it's hard She I can I can decode this I can let me be the jewels translator. Yeah, she'll do this She's at the can I go out clubbing tonight? I'm like, oh my god, that makes me so happy to hear like we've been trying to push her out tonight, I'm like, oh my God, that makes me so happy to hear. Like we've been trying to push her out, like, you know, for a really long time. And then she'll work out,

because she got to get her arms skinny for that night. And then she won't eat all day, because she got to be skinny for her outfit. Is this what girls do before they go out? Yes. I used to take laxatives before Vegas, so I could be like this skinniest version of myself. That's fair. Get the fuck out of here.

I never went out, so I don't. But you would do like you know like skinny girl tactics it's so unhealthy and toxic. Yeah definitely like thinking that if I for me it was like if I ate like 12 cookies then I would go on a treadmill for two hours after it was more like that. Yeah or like maybe like or I wouldn't even go out of the house if I had 12 cookies and cancel all plans. That too yeah. And so she'll have this whole like day of preparing for the night and then the night comes and something in her switches and she's just like, nah, I'm gonna hang out with the dogs.

And she does this every single time so her friends think she's a flake. Yeah. So she gets to that point where she's just about and she'll plan out a whole outfit by the way it's a really cute outfit, and if she does go out she'll be like, oh I'm like where are you going? She's in sweats. She's like I'm just gonna go like this. That's a lot of work to do nothing though. And I don't know it's just I get paranoid, I get anxious. What are you anxious about and what makes you paranoid? Good questions David. This is fascinating fascinating I don't know like especially even my body like if I I feel if I feel just a little bit fat I don't want to go

out oh god I know this you look like you like a solid 67 pounds no because last year I got so fat my face was so stretched out and then that made me go crazy now. That's what you think what did she get that big? Absolutely not but I cannot I know that feeling so well so I can I know we that's why we've been in Definitely I would not go places if I felt fat same like that's up man, but it's so weird looking at you That's not an issue. Is that because and this is for girls like this is so cool for me I love it when you guys go out Do you think that other men will look at you like you're fat and gross or is it just how you feel about yourself?

It's literally how we feel about it because I were very well aware that a man will Like it's like a fucking a pulse and a fucking and some flesh. That's man will, like it's like a fucking, a pulse and a fucking, and some flesh. That's it. What is it? Like a, a hole in a heartbeat. Thank you, Stella. There it is.

A hole in a heartbeat. But I think what happened with her is it's our fault. The adults in her life, her mom, my mom, my sister, there's a lot of food noise. We're always talking about our weight. We're always talking about like exercising. We're always talking about like exercising, oh, we didn't work out today. And she grew up around that environment, so we fucked up.

So it's like, we created this like anxiety around the body. Did your mom ever get on your case about getting big or nothing? She's like, my mom doesn't care about anything. Oh no, she did. Oh, she did? Oh yeah. I mean, there has been times in a dressing room where. Oh no, she did. Oh she did? Oh yeah. I mean, there has been times in a dressing room

where I'm like, nothing fits, and she's like, why'd you have to gain so much weight? Damn! That is, I definitely have been destroyed by the longstanding American or Filipino, at all culture, tradition of your mom making you have an eating issue. Holy shit.

Didn't your mom try to get you to walk right after you gave birth? Oh yeah, she kept being like, get up, get out of bed. You have to move. Is your mom really fit? She is, she's really thin and fit, yeah. Does your guys' moms ever do this thing where when you go out to eat,

they wouldn't order their own thing and they would just like pick off your food Yeah, and this is my mom. This is what my mom does. I'm not hungry So I won't order anything and then she always just ends up like picking from everybody see now that I'm a mom though I kind of get that why because You like put your own needs aside and you know that your kid won't finish their food That's my projection. No it bugs me because I there's never been a moment in my life where I won't finish their food. That's my projection of it. No, it bugs me because there's never been a moment in my life where I didn't finish my food and now she's just taking away from the volume

that I deserve. That's probably why I thought she thought you were fat. Because you would never share food. Can I get a crouton? Fuck out of here. Can I tell you what foods I'm unable to eat? Because I can only chew on the right side. Anything with liquid?

Yeah, anything with liquid and like rice. Because if a rice kernel like gets stuck on the other side, there's no way to fish it out. Wait, really? Your tongue can't get? It can't get around, no. There's so many things I've had to change about my life. And I have to like shut my eye, like tape my eye at night,

so I don't sleep with one eye open. Oh my god, dude. Shut up, David. What a fucking fucking mess dude. Who the fuck has to wake up to that shit? Good morning baby. Oh God. Do you know how sweet he's been?

He's just like every day he's like, you're beautiful, you're beautiful. He still gets boners around me which is like nice. What a good liar. To be fair you are still annoyingly beautiful. Thanks Stella. Don't say shit like that to her, though. Okay, I have a question for you.

You know, you've been very public about losing weight, gaining weight, and still loving both versions of yourself. What kind of food noise was around your family? Oh, you can't be fat. They would always say some side shit to you all the fucking time. That was nonstop. But I really feel like for me it was a healthy

I don't think it was like a vanity thing it was more like oh you're gonna die because I was big big I was like almost 300 pounds what so I was like 292 pounds at my highest and how long were you at that weight and did you just feel like oh this is just I'm kind of fucked up because what happened was you know I did that that film Gook yeah, and then I gained 20 pounds for that role because I looked older than Justin. So when you get fatter and chubbier, you just look a little younger.

I have a question. Was that fun, having to gain weight, knowing that you were doing it for a role? Oh, I didn't even, that shit was like second nature. I just had to get rid of all my inhibitions to just fucking go at it. I didn't know anyone ever gained weight for a role and wasn't just telling a lie because that's a lie

I told my ex once when I saw him. I was like just so you know Like I've put on extra weight. It's for a role in a play. What role did you say in a play at school? Oh my god, I'm playing a blueberry Yeah, but I gained about 20 pounds for that. And then I just, you know, continued. I just went 20 pounds and then, because I was like 225 and with like 240-ish, and then I just kept exponentially gaining weight.

Yeah, how could you stop? It's like, once you start giving yourself the free for all, it's like inflation. Like they always say prices never go down. It's like, you're not gonna just suddenly wanna eat less. Dude, like food is so fucking addictive. And also too, it's like social. So when everybody goes out to eat, you go out to eat.

Cause there's like a famous saying that my friends will say about me, don't ever ask David, are you hungry? He's always hungry. So it's like, did you just eat? He always just ate, so just go. I can really relate to that. Cause I feel like in many ways I'm a bottomless pit.

Like I've always eaten like high volume because I was an athlete for so long. And when you're an athlete, you don't count calories because you're always your body's always in motion. You never have to worry about gaining weight. So that when the when the swimming stopped, it was like, well, I'm just going to continue to eat like this. My body is like programmed and that's why like after college I think I gained like easy like the 20 25 pounds

I'm like I'm not gonna stop eating. That's light work, dude I gained like 60 70 pounds and I didn't even know because like, you know when your self-esteem is like really high for no fucking reason Like nobody can tell you otherwise, right? Wait, so you gained weight because you had high self-esteem No, it's just you don't know that you're fat. Wait, that's amazing, that's not a thing. Like what the world sees, so I have like body dysmorphia in a positive way. You know what I mean?

So like what the world sees, I never saw. So like I'm like looking in the mirror, I'm like, this looks fucking great. Wait, this is incredible. So I have my, the physician that I went to at the time was, cause I would go back to Sacramento all the time, so I just had the same doctor, she's an Indian lady. And you know, she's known me for quite a while,

so we could joke about things. But my, apparently my genetics are really good, so my blood work always came out perfect. Even when I was like 292 pounds, no high blood pressure, no nothing. Really? And so she would do the blood work, and she's like, I don't want to tell you the results. I was like, why, why? She goes, it's perfect, that's it. And I was just like, no nothing. And so she would do the blood work and she's like, I don't want to tell you the results.

I was like, why, why? She goes, it's perfect, that's it. And I was just like, walk out. And she goes, no, no, no, no. But you should lose weight because you're morbidly obese. I'm like, but what does the blood work say? She goes, it's gonna catch up to you eventually.

I'm like, I'm an athlete. And so I would just like never listen to her. Well, she was right, it eventually did catch up. Heartburn every day. I had like diarrhea every day, which I thought that was just normal. So I'm like, people would tell me they have solid poops. I'm like, you should go to the hospital.

There's something wrong with you. You shouldn't have to strain. Yeah, what do you mean? You're not perfect like me, my diarrhea. Yeah, it has to be liquid, because it comes out faster. But I would have like- You're like my metabolism so fast.

Yeah, it just gets it right up, you know? But there was that moment. And then there was a moment that I always talk about is where I was going, you're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat.

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You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat, you're so fat. You're so fat over there and Mary was like You're fatter than them. What are you talking about? I got so fucking mad cuz I'm like we want your fucking period bitch Like what do you talk there's no way and she was like you're fatter than them. I'm like I'm not fatter than them What are you talking about and that kind of got the wheel spinning in my head? And I'm like oh am I fat and so I went and I got on the scale and it said like 292 pounds. I have it on my fitness pal because I logged it in. And I was like, damn, this scale is broken.

And so I fucking got rid of that scale and then I started looking at my clothes. Keep buying new scales. Basically, I'm not even fucking lying. So I went to go put on some shirts and you're not really looking at what the size of your shirts are, right? Because I usually wear baggy shirts anyways.

Well, eventually those baggy shirts just started to fit normal and I'm like, okay These like shirts are now like French cut They're not feeling like how they used to so like I'm making these excuses over and over and over again And then you know, I started having a lot of heartburn and that was the hard part It's like having heartburn every day and I didn't know that that wasn't normal So when you're like not fit and you're healthy, everything that's wrong with you becomes normalized. So you don't know what it feels like to be healthy. Well, also though, that's a, I feel like a guy thing,

whereas guys, they don't notice their symptoms. Dave, I feel like he'll just live under terrible circumstances. He has this autoimmune condition that's basically like RA and he lived with so many terrible symptoms. He was, by the point he went in, that he was like, so the doctor's like, so you can't move your hand?

He's like, no. They're like, so for how long? He's like, I don't know, like a year I can't move my fingers. What, my God, a year? He lived with crazy things. He wouldn't go to the doctor till his knee wouldn't bend He's just like all limp like he's so guys are like they don't care But I will say that in terms of like pain threshold you guys are the weaker gender. Oh a hundred percent

Like I mean, I know that biologically it's like, you know engineered that way Have you seen like any of your guys with a cold or flu and how we react to that? Yeah. Versus how, like, girls deal with it? It's crazy, I just remember my dad, every time he got sick, you would, I'm not even fucking exaggerating,

through his fucking bedroom door, you could just hear this. Oh! And you hear my mom in Korea, shut the fuck up! It's just a cold! Oh! Fucking Korean ghost. He would always do that every time he got sick he would make everybody know that he's not feeling well is it weird though like some people with a cold they get laid out and they can't do anything and then some people are But my dad would just be in ridiculous pain and my mom would just call him a pussy all the time Just just because she was so sick of hearing it But I just feel like women can just handle that shit a lot better just from which is probably not a good thing too

Because I feel like we under report a lot of our like symptoms as well because it's like I know like you know We can handle that like that's why like I think there's like when it comes to like heart attacks Men are always quick to be like, oh god, like something's wrong, chest pain, whatnot. But our like women like our symptoms like present differently. It's more like gastric pain is different. And we hold out before we see, you know, a doctor. And I think that's why like they say like, they're trying to educate women more now about like heart attack symptoms because we just don't go in for it.

Just kind of like fuck. That's why you always need like somebody in your life to be like your truth teller. Yeah. Cause like my wife is my truth teller. Cause I had the worst fucking skin ever, right? But I don't notice these things. And that's really sad for a Korean.

Oh, well this is the thing too. Well, let me tell you something, right? So we, I never did anything with my skin. I truth tell you too, like David. Okay well you got me for that too so don't fucking lie. Jackal looking face. You look like the hyena from fucking Lion King. I do.

Oh my god that's exactly it. I was trying to figure it out for a long time. Oh my god they're so scary. They're so mean. They're so mean. They are so mean. But that's what I'm saying, like having like my wife in my life, she's like the truth teller, right?

Like even like the dry skin and everything, cause I had like red patches all over my face. I just thought it was fucking normal. I never used lotion. Cause like when you're younger around other dudes, using lotion on your face was like the gayest thing you could do. Like everything was gay in the nineties,

like nineties and the early 2000s, you couldn't do anything good for you. Mental health, gay. Talking about your feelings, gay. Wearing certain colors, gay. Lotion on your face, that's the gayest thing. So we would just walk around with scabs all over our face and we would just deal with it

because we didn't want to hear that stuff. And then once she started forcing me to do the face stuff, I'm addicted now. My face regimen is longer than hers. Wait, the hyenas are actually so cute. The one on the right? The one on the right is me. That's for sure me.

My tongue was hanging out last week. Oh my God. Me and my senior dog looked the same with the little tongue hanging out. Even when you were blowing your cake, you couldn't. Oh yeah, that's right. It was my birthday not that long ago and they gave me a cake and I was like rude guys you

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and I had a breakdown the day before and I was like, I can't see anybody. Like I can't even blow fucking cake. Like we'll just have to delay my 40th celebration. I felt really sad, but you know, like, what am I gonna, I don't, would you go out and do that? Listen, I literally just told you the state of my life. I don't care.

I literally don't care. Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna stop feeling sorry for myself, but there was a moment there where I was just like, you have the fear that it's gonna not improve. What I wonder a lot too is like, you know, a lot of friends that I know, they're always so well put together at all times.

Like you never see them not look good I hate that first thing I'm telling you like the first thing I think it's like how much Effort is that every day to do that shit? It feels exhausting to me Like I don't yeah that stresses me out like I don't want to be that way But I think it what it is is that it really energizes them It makes them feel so good like get up early early, to be, to kind of head to toe. And I am just, I'm not that prototype. I've never been.

I'm kind of on a sloppy prototype, but I really do like kind of not envy, but I love how they're able to get it together every fucking day. Like I wish I had that. I got like homies who just, they get a haircut every week and a half. Right. Every week. Do you have any expensive guy haircuts? They're $75. I had like I got like homies who just they get a haircut every week and a half right every week

You have any I hope expensive guy haircuts are there's $75 every time Women's are more no, but we're doing it every every week 75 was great. I was just like 500 books Yeah, I know but every week you guys we don't really need Haircuts right we could just have our mommies and friends do it. That's true. I cut my own hair. Oh yeah, you want me to show them the picture? Well, it's bad haircut, but.

I saved money. Yeah. During the pandemic, she had a- You really are old. All the shit. She had a crisis of the mind during the pandemic and she didn't run it by me. We're only like a room apart.

And she was like, Ate, can you see if I, how the back of my hair looks? I walk out and this bitch had cut her hair. She had hair till here. She cut it till here. I'm not kidding you. There was half of her hair, there was like a difference of this much and she thought she had done such a great job and I was like, let me fix it. She's like no no no it's fine it's fine. Like half of her hair was this long the other half was this long. And I'm like bitch you're so fucking crazy. And this is when you had a boyfriend or no?

No boyfriend. But I feel like every time I have big emotions I feel like I have to cut. That's a girl thing though. That's a very Japanese thing. No let me tell you something man because my parents own a beauty supply store so. Oh they did that's right. this is what it was like so in the morning. This is before they get their hair done, right so They're the meanest fucking people ever they come in bunch of racist shit Yelling at me all the fucking time they get their hair done. They have to come back for another product

I'm so sorry about that earlier. I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean to do that You know my hair was all fucked up I learned early on is to not engage with them in the morning when they're when they're before they get the hair done Cuz they're just pissed off but afterwards when they feel like they're beautiful. They treat everybody sweet. It's fucking insane Well, that's that that basically Explains why people get ready from head to toe like they want to put their best have a huge attachment to their hair though Like it's a huge emotional indicator. Like how your hair looks, how you feel,

it's a lot about your hair. So like when I see like girls who like shaved their head off I'm like this bitch got dumped, something happened. Like I love it when one of the homegirls gets like dumped or they break up, I can't wait to see their Instagram. Oh yeah. Right, they're showing out, they're always looking good. Best fucking day ever! with the bitches on a boat

Suddenly when just two weeks ago, they were making pot roast every week. Like the fuck is this shit? I love that move though. I say like, you know Make it like there is no Better revenge. I think I mean you can see maybe through it then just like living your life Happily, even if you're not that happy, but showing that you are after a breakup. It's like, don't go, I would prefer that over like the sad quotes. Oh, the sad quotes.

Guys do the sad quotes. They do. And it's so fucking funny. Tom Brady did with a landslide. He did? Yeah, cause Giselle is pregnant with a Jiu-Jitsu instructor and then immediately on his Instagram. He put up Fleetwood Mac Sunset picture my favorite ones is like guys will always do this they'll do a they always do black and white photos

It's the saddest thing I've ever seen it's so sad It's like them and like a distance is a wide-angle cam and there's like a light hitting them and it's always black and white I've seen that photo so many times. And what's the caption? And it's always like something about, I wish you the best even though my heart's broken or some shit like that along those lines every fucking time dude.

I support this. No. Can I tell you what I found out about my family? My aunt, she's 95 years old. Damn! She has a boyfriend and She has a boyfriend. And he has a yacht. So listen up, ladies.

Ding, ding, ding. I'm listening. Like, don't give up hope, okay? Because if my 95-year-old aunt has a boyfriend with a yacht, we can all do anything in this world. Is she having sex? I don't know. Of course.

I don't think so. Does the penis work at that age? I think it doesn't matter if the penis is working. I think that if you're in love, it doesn't matter what age you guys are grinding. You guys are getting in there, I personally think. I don't care if the hormones have just depleted from your body and have evaporated into space.

I still think that when you find love no matter what age you have that like oxytocin kind of feeling that you want to be physically close. Yeah, I 100% I do have a fair question to ask. I think it's fair. Are they both healthy enough to steer the yacht? Are they still going on the yacht together? I know that they recently went on a- The boats are dangerous. I've been injured on a boat. They went on a road trip, so I think that, although it wasn't a Tesla, so maybe the Tesla drove,

so I don't know. Have you heard back from her? Is she alive still? I have not heard back from her. And she did say like, you know, I've had a long life, so whatever. So I don't know. Is it younger?

No, they're both 95. Whoa! I know, it's a miracle. And you're in a young relationship too. You guys are probably like horn dogs, huh? No, opposite. When I was younger too, I would say my libido was not that high

when I was in my 20s. It only started to creep up in my like mid 30s. Really? Yeah, it was like the opposite for me. What about you? I feel like when, well for guys when they're younger, you just have, you get the NR 30s. Really? Yeah, it was like the opposite for me. What about you? I feel like when, well for guys when they're younger, you just have, you get the NRBs, the no reason boners. Oh yeah, that's right.

All the time, like if you took a nap in class, you're fucked, because you're just waking up with your dick hard and they're like talking about science. They're like, you're gay. Yeah, you're gay, you like science, you love it so much you got hard. No, I remember like falling asleep towards the end of class and the bell would ring and then my dick is hard

so I just had to wait for like five minutes and they're just like, why aren't you leaving yet? I'm just going over the notes. Let me just chill out for a second. Those NRBs were fucking annoying. Anything could get it going. Oh, what about now? You feel like your libido has since filled out?

Of course, I don't get the NRBs, but you still get morning wood. It's just up for no fucking reason sign David Congratulations, I feel like I'm still in my 30s. It should still work like that, right? I think so I mean my dad made me when he was in his 60s. Oh, that's right He breaks my heart to say that but I don't want to picture like my decrepit father Walking around with a boner for my young beautiful mom No when you're younger to especially as a young guy, like everything you do is motivated by sex. Like what can you do to have sex all the fucking time, the moment it gets introduced to you?

And that's just how you think around women. That was me when I was introduced to cupcakes. It's like, okay, every single moment, how can I get a cupcake in my mouth with no one looking? That's why your mom called you fat! Now it all makes sense. Wait. I actually am in the mood for a banana break Yeah, let's do it if you know what I mean Winky Winky Your face is so wild I know right That is crazy your teeth are so white. They've always been white, thank you though.

Well, this brings it out. Because you can't not show it. Yeah, I know it is wild, right? So you've known her since she was a little baby then? Yeah, she's my niece. Wow. Yeah, I have pictures of me carrying her as a baby. Do you play more of a parental role for her

than, because of the age gap? What do you think Jules? I think parental more. Are you still afraid of me? Yeah. Oh, what does she do to instill fear in you? Cause I don't know, but that's, she's not strict. That's why I'm more cautious around her to like not fuck up.

Cause I know if I fuck up, she's gonna go crazy. But what are the, I feel like you wouldn't do anything to make anybody go crazy, you're so like. We've had some stern talking, I've had to sternly talk down to her, not talk to her. Here's like a scenario, I just wanna see you like the most excited you've ever been. You just won 20 million dollars at the Lotto,

please show me. I think I won. All right. No volume increase. There's no volume change. Her facial expression is changed but the volume is the exact same. I won. There was a time in your life, and we can cut this out if you don't want to talk about it, where like the decision that you made at that time like I didn't agree with. Oh yeah, with the guy. Yeah, so when she, you can explain it Jules uh well I was dating someone way older how much older you were in high school high school and he was like 30 damn yeah and I don't know I I felt like I was in control so I was like no what that I want to go to him I

want to that's what predators do that. Yeah me right and for me It was like I also know what it felt like to be 17 I know what it felt like to like be attracted to someone older I know what it felt like to think that I had control or agency of my body, right? But down the road when I got older I like retroactively felt really disgusted with myself for having dated that person because he was I've now realized, oh, he couldn't find anyone in his age group. Oh, and this guy was a loser. He was broke. Right. So I was then I started to like just kind of feel like it about it. But I wanted to not force it down her throat

because he couldn't even buy you anything because you're such a loser. That was the last straw. I got so mad at me because I had to pay like $200 to pay an uber to go to him because he wouldn't go to me So she got so mad at me so you didn't even get like wine and dined or nothing like that No, and I didn't even see any signs that he was he didn't have any work. He was alcoholic I Didn't see any of it until I was like over it. How did you meet him? So the empty bottles on the floor didn't light up. I'm online dating. Hinge.

Hinge? Yeah, and Atikalai and Tito Bobby had to like yell at me like, don't ever see him again. Like you can't. And I was like crying. I was like, I like him a lot. And then... What did you like about him? This is what I'm curious about. But you're so inexperienced at that age that like you're just... He was good looking. Yeah, and he was someone older so I'm curious about. But you're so inexperienced at that age that like you're just he was good looking.

Yeah and he was someone older so I was like excited. Also he was hot. He was hot. Okay. But he was a fucking bum let me tell you. Bum. And like but I had to be very careful about how I approached this because I wanted her to always open up to me. I didn't want to like you know like just always be that person in her life that she

couldn't open up to and and If I just yelled at her all day, she'd never tell me Happy oh, thank you Happy birthday dear Jules and Elijah. Happy birthday to you. You didn't want to grace us with your vocal expertise. Do you know what David can sing like an R&B star? What?

Did you guys know this about David? Like he could win the voice. Can I just inquire what kind of cakes they are? Cause they look good. One of them is chocolate. And then the other one is a matcha, matcha something. Oh. Matcha?

Can we legit eat this right now? Yeah. But it's not green. It's cake hour. Or mocha. I think you think- It's mocha. Yeah, that's mocha.

You just read it as mocha. I think I did read it as mocha. And then I later found out that your favorite is mango or ube, so I really feel like I screwed this up. That's okay. It's not like I will. She can't chew it anyways. Her face doesn't work. It's okay. Are they from the Filipino grocery store? They're from Red Ribbon. Yes, perfect. Really? Yeah. Yeah, Red Ribbon makes great cakes. Thank you so much, Stella. Yay, the birthday girls. And Ariel and Guy. Thank you.

Are you guys the same sign? Yeah, Scorpio. Oh. Brrr. What does that mean? I have no idea. I don't know. I don't know.

She's like, what? How do you feel about people who, like, open with what's your sign and what's your? It's hard because I want to play along and I want to play pretend and I do but it is pretend. I don't understand it. Do you eventually stop them and like, hey I don't... I try to just change the subject but I did recently was in a group of girls and they

guessed my sign and I was like, what? But could that really mean something? You just gotta do the same thing that I always do when somebody asks. They go, what's your sign? I'm like, oh, I'm a cancer. I can see that. I'm not though, bitch.

And it's always like, they go, oh, but what's your fucking rising fucking moon sign? Cause it's the opposite. It's like, so it just covers everything now? Like, what are we doing here? Right. I recently found out that I think like I'm a triple Scorpio. Bitch, what the fuck?

So I, apparently that's like a big deal. And then I felt found out that I think like I'm a triple Scorpio So I apparently that's like a big deal and then I felt special in that moment It's just I'm like tell me more about myself and that's the only time I felt super excited about astrology Don't fucking judge me if you don't know who I am. Well, what's your sign? Like this is dumbest thing ever It's like you're you're you're already predetermining who I am by this some fucking who hot bullshit But then you don't want me to you want to get to know me at a certain point to judge me later on it doesn't matter you're on bullshit whatever some ching-chong bullshit it's just like it just doesn't make any sense right it's like I think they did this like test it might have been in like an old 60 minutes or something from like

25 years ago where they gave people their, what do you, the prediction based on their sign for the week, what do you call that? Stupidity, I don't know. Oh, your horoscope? Your horoscope. A horoscope. And they gave everyone their horoscope

based on their sign, and they also gave them like a breakdown of who they are based on their sign. It was like a room of like 30 people. And everyone was like, and later on they were asked, does this describe you? And they were like to a tee

Absolutely every point about me like this couldn't be more me What that was what they later found out with everyone in that room got the same? Reading and they were all based on Charles Manson's birthday And so, you know like it is fun though, and I do buy into it. Oh, I believe in the entertainment value of it, right? It's a play pretend fun game. Yeah, I think it's a good like icebreaker or whatever whatnot if you wanna have a conversation. But there are people who like guide their whole life on it. I mean, that's all up to you.

But I don't like the idea of somebody having a predisposed idea of who I am without even getting to know me. And they say like, well, this is the time that you were born, so this is what you are, and this is who you're destined to be. It's like, I don't even getting to know me and they say like well this is the time that you were born so this is what you are and this is who you're destined to be it's like I don't really subscribe to that idea I think it's a little weird I don't know yeah cuz it takes away like how layered we are like

we're such onions like there can't possibly be this like general I don't know I don't know we're gonna piss a lot of people off about this. I won't, I won't. Stop getting old ass people, huh? Yeah, that was sweet. Wait, do you guys have birthday wishes? Oh yeah, Jules, tell me yours. So I know what to get you. I just wanna be good at surfing, that's it. That is true. I've been trying and it's so hard and yeah.

You mean in life or at your restaurant job? What do you mean? Surfing. Surfing like an actor. Oh, surfing, I thought you meant serving. I was like, oh, how gracious of her, this was really sweet. I thought she said serving. Surfing, yeah. Ah, okay.

That's it. Do you have dreams of ever learning how to surf, David? No, I tried once and the surfboard flew in my face, almost broke my nose. I believe that. There's a video on it on YouTube, yeah. Cause I was recording my friends, we were just doing these baby waves in Maui

Then I just got this GoPro and he bailed and the fucking surfboard literally missed my teeth It was just an inch up and hit my nose and my whole fucking face here was bruised. It was so bad It's so funny. It would have laughed so hard. In the video you could hear me go underwater And then you hear me with the muffles down going what the fuck? Because my whole face got bashed And I come up and there's hear me with the muffled sound of going, what the fuck? Because my whole face got bashed. And I come up and there's blood everywhere in the water. That's how I feel like when I go, I stay on the beach while she surfs.

Nothing makes me laugh harder. All you hear in like the videos that I take of her surfing is me like hysterically like cry laughing on the beach because she eats shit over and over again. It is really hard. And I, it's, but it's so funny to see her eat shit. I'm like, oh, I think she's drowning hilarious. But she's such a good swimmer.

She's fine. Of course. You know how you're at like a carnival and they have that thing where it's like fake skydiving. Like it's like blowing air up. If they had something like that for surfing, I would do that. I think they do.

They have like- They have indoor surfing stuff. They do? Yeah, you have to follow this one guy, his name is Raimana. And he takes any, like people who've never surfed before and they have those, you know, those manufactured waves and they, he can stand you up on a board.

What? I swear to God, can you pull it up? But can you drown? I don't think so because he has such control over you. Like he teaches like little kids and like, and the most uncoordinated people can feel the stoke. Like surfers. The stoke, is that what you say?

I don't fucking know. But they had that for skiing too. They had the indoor stuff. They do? Where they teach you how to ski indoors where it just moves. I could finally do all these fun things in the simulation way.

Well how come you just don't wanna do the real thing? Cause I will die. Look Esther, that's you. Oh, oh that's too scary. No but there's another one where he holds them. Look for it. That's crazy. His name is R-A-I-M-A-N-A.

He has an Instagram but he is the best. I'm like obsessed with him. Would you go do this? Yeah, this looks so fun. The ocean is just so scary to me. Oh, are you kidding? Yeah, hell yeah. I love swimming in the ocean, right? But there's just too many variables. There's just like creatures in there. You don't know what the fuck is. We don't belong in there. A hundred percent. Have you seen a monk seal in person, like straight next to your face?

We dive with them, they steal my fish. Dude, there was a monk seal, I shit you fucking not. Like my friends were there, we were at Electric in Oahu. Monk seal was like from here to where you are. So big. In the ocean. And this motherfucker looked at me like I was one of their kind. I was like, I'm not a seal.

That's sweet. It scared the shit out of me because in that moment you're vulnerable. I was like, I'm not a seal. It scared the shit out of me because in that moment you're vulnerable. You're like, if this person, if he wanted to take my ass, he could take my ass. Like there's nothing I could do because they're just so, it's their element. And I'm just looking at this motherfucker

looking back at me and I'm screaming because it was shocking because I was faced this way and I turned around and you could kind of hear the Muffle Monk seal I'm like what? And this mother just like this Like are you are you one of me? You gotta look like one of those moments No, you're so right because I I spearfish and if there's a monk seal out that's I wrap it up I go right back. Yeah, cuz they're looking for like a free meal, right?

And they're pretty like aggressive which they have the right to be. Like that's their station. And if I shoot a fish, you best believe like that fish is gone. By the way, turtles do the same thing. But here's Raimana right here. Look at this, Esther. That could be you. That's too scary. That's not he's- Is he the one that did Doja Cat at the time? Yes, he did Doja Cat. Wow. That's cool. Oh, that's way, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Those ones are fine. During surf season, if you guys are in Oahu, if you go to like Sunset, that's where they do all the surf competitions, those waves are frightening. Like, they're building size tall.

How do you surf that? I don't understand that at all. No, you have like, if you didn't already start doing that your whole life, like it's just a death wish. Yeah, there's no way. That's why you see those people get like swept up all the time, like tourists who don't understand waves and they are playing by the shore and I'm like,

no, no, no, you will get taken very quickly. What's the beach on the east side, the one has like the really hard like a nice? Yeah? People always get wrecked there dude. I saw a dude like break his arm there Yeah, every day and they're like don't go in there. Don't turn lands cock snap screaming disgusting you should try it I Will say like I do have a dream of taking you both out like snorkeling and diving I I will say like I do have a dream of taking you both out Like snorkeling and diving I like the ocean I just don't want to go that deep in there you don't have to you can go at your own like comfort level and

Esther like I know you say you don't know how to swim, but I do think you float really well Thank you so much for that And I think that's all you need like you don't need to know how to do laps You just need to know how to do laps. You just need to know how to float. If you float, you're fine. You could be out to sea, like lost in sea for 16 hours just floating.

Do you have any bucket list things that you want to do that you're scared to do now but you feel like you want to do it? Like thrill seeking stuff. Sometimes just flying in an airplane, I feel that. I get that though. I get the same. But what's like the craziest thing like you've done, like out of your comfort zone? Uh...

One time I got on a motorcycle. Ooh, with who? My dad's friend. Weird. Yeah, and then when I got on, he was like, remember when you wouldn't transfer your dad to the phone? Like sped off, I was scared. You were just like holding him from the back? I think so, yeah.

Just like around the block, my dad made me go. You're so timid. Yeah, I'm very timid. But she does the scariest thing that I think, which is stand up. In front of like a huge crowd. That is the scariest thing. That's so frightening.

Public speaking, are you kidding me? Like sweaty armpits immediately. I do think that you're a thrill seeker just in a different form. Yeah, maybe. I guess I have a higher tolerance for social thrills. I feel like I could, there's no embarrassing, like whatever, but I can't swim, you know, like whatever but I

Can't swim. I can't ride a bike. I am scared of flying but I obviously do it right a bike No, and I'd be too scared to learn like it's not gonna happen. Why? Because you can't ride a bike also I'm think about how small I am like the the when you're up on that bike It's just like you're so high up there, I don't know, it's scary. I love how she did this, like you have to do this to see. Yeah, I don't understand what you mean. You can't swim either? No, but like.

What do you and your husband do? Do you guys just stare at each other all day? Yeah. What do you guys, do couples like swim and ride bikes? Yeah, when we go to Hawaii, we swim, we travel together, we hike together, we bike together. She got me into road biking. We do a lot of things.

Dave did make me go in the ocean a little bit in Hawaii. Yes, I remember this. You guys are a big island and we FaceTimed later that day and he was like, you went on a manta ray snorkel thing. Or was it like a? No, them bitches are scary. They can't do anything, they're really scary. Oh, I don't think that happened. But we did a little snorkel though. That's amazing there

That's it, and you don't want to do it again was not I would I would snorkel again. Okay, I would see you right away Yes, I can write okay Okay, I feel like she could do everything how tall are you coconuts with your feet and do a whole lot of five Okay, can I tell you guys something really sad? coconuts with your feet and do a whole bunch of shit. Five five. Okay. Can I tell you guys something really sad? My mom forced me to do a triathlon when I was 12.

And it was like a sprint Ironman. And I was like, I'm only a swimmer. I can't run and I can't like bike. But your mom's hella fit though. She is really fit. And she was like, no, you're gonna beat everyone out of the water, which was true.

I did. As soon, I didn't have any bike experience. Everyone has one of those thin racer bikes, right? I had a mountain bike, and my first triathlon at 12, the biggest scar on my body is from then. I crashed so hard, I ate so much concrete. I'm not gonna lie, when I first saw a photo of your mom that you showed me, I thought it was Tulsi Gabbard.

Really? Your mom has that Tulsi Gabbard look to her. She's all fit and she had that streak in her hair. Is Tulsi really fit? Yeah, she's fit as fuck. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought your mom was like, Tulsi Gabbard, no joke. When you showed me your photo,

I thought you were joking around. Oh, no, yeah, my mom is really, I think a lot of it is her genetics. You know how some people can just build that frame and that six pack? I've tried my whole life, I can never look like her. So like I'm so curious because you don't bike you don't swim you don't have much hobbies? No I'm really working on that though. So what do you and what do you and Dave do then? All couples do the same thing you watch

shows you eat. Eating's big huge. You take walks. So you guys go restaurant exploring. We did, now it's more cooking. But, I mean, who is doing more than watching TV? That's what, who? I think a lot of people, girl, what the fuck? Life is short, you gotta go do some shit. What do you do with your boyfriend that you yell at all the time?

We go to the beach like every weekend. Oh, see, see? What do you do there? Surf, surfing. Oh. But they go out like restaurant exploring a lot. We also like food a lot. So we try like different restaurants.

But you guys don't go to concerts together. Why do you always go solo? Cause I hate concerts because there's so many people. We went one time in San Diego to his favorite band and that was just too much for me. So don't want to go you're fascinating I don't either it's too much and then like they were like younger crowds so they were like going crazy they were doing what people do at a concert yeah you really are like you know what do you what what do you like watching then like movies was oh you're

a weeb yeah how big of a weed because I just went to an anime convention stinky people what really what level look? I thought I was an anime fan. I go to an anime convention. I I'm not like it's like insane Yeah, I don't do that. I don't do that cuz you know like a lot of my fans are anime because they know I like anime As well, but when they start talking to me about these cartoons and shit, I'm like, what the fuck are you saying, dude? Like do you go outside, brush your teeth, please. Dude, the amount of like terrible dental hygiene

in an anime convention is unreal. And I don't understand why. It's like, you could watch anime, just bathe a little. Do you think that there's an association between loving anime and being depression you think Jules tell us she is hardcore anime. I don't know I brush my teeth every day Well, I'm saying but you've been to those conventions right? No, I don't I don't I I don't know. I just don't go there It's interesting right because it's like what you see like on TV of the greasy haired kid that doesn't go out much.

Like the shut in. There's like, I would say 30% of them are like that. Right? And I was a little shocked. Because I'm like, holy shit. I could like visibly see the plaque in your teeth. Which is insane. And I'm just like, what?

I don't understand what that has to do with like watching. Why is it that that's the thing? I don't get it. Because I watched anime since I was a kid. I've been watching One Piece since I was fucking 12. That's her, she loves One Piece. Oh you do? I've caught up to it. Do you read the manga?

I stopped. Honestly, I stopped after watching the Impel Down series, and then I took a fat break, and then I had to play Ketchup after. So once he got into his last gear, I was like, oh shit, I gotta start rewatching everything but yeah I've been watching this as I was a little since I was in junior high I started watching it last year and I caught up to it

yeah you ain't got a life there's fucking like 800 episodes yeah holy shit students can watch so much I like I watched all the office when I was in college like so much like the office yeah Yeah, I feel like you just have time I someone that's trying to get in to anime. What is a good start? I'm not really sure No disrespect something different anime fans, by the way, but you guys know what I'm talking about when you go to these conventions, right? There's like I feel like 70% it's like the same thing with Marvel fans and DC comic fans, right? Oh what I did find out though, from watching Love on the Spectrum,

which was one of my favorite. Which one, Australia or US? The US one. Okay, who do you have? I love the US one. Well, my wife fucking disrespect this shit out of me. She was like, oh, you're just like one of them. I'm like, all right, relax.

But like honestly though? Okay, yeah, all right, well, all right. Which is like a great thing, because like I think, you know, you're very magical in that way. Well, all right. Which is like a great thing, because I think, you know, you're very magical in that way. Well, when I saw them, like a few of the people were huge, like Disney and Marvel fans, and they love comics. I was like, oh, I think some of these kids are just like on the spectrum. That's why I started to realize.

Maybe. It could be a huge thing. Yeah. And I think that, you know, a lot of people who are like neurodivergent have like an expansive imagination and are able to really appreciate, because anime is like, it's not, the themes are so deep. Oh, they get deep. I mean, so deep, deeper than any movie I've ever watched,

deeper than anything else. It's almost like 10 levels up. Top three animes that you would give to people to watch Jujutsu kaizen hunter hunter I think they're in Ireland Keep going though. Go ahead. I think Hunter Hunter is a shitty version of one piece. I Guess yeah and one piece but one piece is so long and people complain about it One Piece. I guess. Yeah. And One Piece. But One Piece is so long and people complain about it,

but once you're hooked to it, you can't get enough. I would- That's what I think. Yeah, if you were to be introduced to anime, it depends on like your genre that you like, right? If you like thrillers, I would always suggest Death Note. Death Note is probably, and it's only like 20 episodes. Didn't they do like a live action one? That was so bad.

So bad. I know, I tried watching that one. I tried watching the One Piece one either, I don't like it. It's gonna take you forever. Yeah, I think you could. People you love or hate it. No, no, no, like the live, the, wasn't there a live action?

Yeah, I didn't like it. I had a lot of gripes about that. But a lot of people liked it for what it is because there's been so many bad live actions. Yeah. But Death Note would be probably one of the first things I would show people if you're not into, because anime has this weird perversion

where it's called fan service, where they'll have the random big titty bitches out. It's just like the most random thing ever. Like they'll just be talking and a tit will come out. It's just like, what the fuck does this have to do with anything at all, but they call those fan service moments. So I would stay away from any kind of anime

that gives fan service too much. Because it's just there for like the perverted little weebs. Yeah. Yeah. But Death Note is about somebody who gains this notebook and it's basically about morality. Like who gets to live and who gets to die. And so somebody who has a God complex gets this book from the Grim Reaper himself. And whoever, when he writes the name and how the person dies, he gets to choose how they die. And he's trying to change the world. What he believes is for the better, right?

Yeah, it's so complex. It's murder. So it's such a weird, complex story about morality. What about if you have kids? Anime is not obviously for- Pokemon. Is that anime? Oh yeah, that's true.

Right, you got this kid who stays like- Pikachu! Yeah, there you go. Pikachu! You look like a Pikachu. Thank you! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I used to pretend I was a Pikachu.

Really? Maybe. I have a question about just anime in general. Jules was obsessed with this one, and actually even bought her birthday gifts around this anime that she liked The whole yeah, Haikyuu. It's literally only about volleyball Like it's about a bunch of young kids playing volleyball. Is that the whole premise of the show? Yeah, but there's so much to it just then just volleyball though because you get to see their friendship at the end how the main character

volleyball though because you get to see their friendship at the end how the main character who doesn't know anything about volleyball but wants to be good at it and you see him go from level zero to like the best and it's just I don't know I love that show so much. And you were like in love with one of the guys right? Yeah. You have like full-blown crushes on anime characters? Yeah I even watch hentai. Oh. Alright, so here we go. So that wraps up this episode. Hahaha! You watch hentai? Yeah!

You, okay, hold on. I prefer hentai sometimes than normal. This is fucking fascinating to me right now. This is fucking wild. You watch cartoons fuck each other. That's so wild. You don't? You don't?

Absolutely not! Why the fuck would I, there's real people I would watch rather fucked than a cartoon. Are you! Why the fuck would I, there's real people I would watch rather fucked in a cartoon, are you insane? I know, sometimes like real people get too much. Oh, give me that paper cut of my pussy, please. Like what do you want? What do you want from a cartoon?

It's just, I don't know, sometimes it's better for me. What is better? Their enlarged eyeballs that cover 80% of their fucking face? Yeah, I like it more. Jesus Christ. I will say, I will defend you in that I don't like to see real men in porn the moment their face shows up on screen I'm out. I'm out. You're you're a dude then why you know when guys like watch porn and their face pops up

It's like I put my hand over his face real quick done We just have to move like when they do the upside down ball shot. I don't know who that cameraman is but nobody asked for it Nobody nobody asked for that shot. Who the fuck is the guy? Like I don't I still till this day don't understand that shot and you just see this ball sack I'm like, please just scrub through this please. Well for me, it's like stranger danger Like I didn't consent to this experience with you that face. Yeah, it's like who are you? Like what do you like? Like, you know, like I know nothing about your hobbies.

Like please get the fuck off my screen. I know nothing about your hobbies. I feel safe being around like a woman. Do you ever watch Marge Simpson porn? No, that's too much for me. The US? No, but I've seen the ads. The ads? With a raspy ass smoker voice? Wait, what is've seen the ads. The ads?

With her raspy ass smoker voice? Wait, what is it? Tell us more about Marge Simpson's work. I don't know anything more about it, okay? It ends there. Sure you don't. I was trying to find out from her. Because somehow that's very Esther-coded.

Do you have a specific hentai movie that you watch? No, I just, well, you know Jujutsu Kaisen Gojo? Yeah. That's what I look for. You're fascinating. I never met a girl who openly talks about watching hentai. I thought that's like a guy thing. I never knew anyone watched that.

It's so popular in Japan. It's all, I mean, I went on tour with an anime group and that's the only thing they watch. And the most popular thing is a hot Woman with big boobs and a penis What yeah, fuck? Dude you so you go to the mainstream anime and then you look the hentai version of that Uh-huh, and there's even like cosplayers that dress up as

like the anime guys, but she's a woman and she just does like Like the anime guys, but she's a woman and she just does like Like pictures like kind of like sexual pictures and I follow and it's like it's so hot to me Does your boyfriend dress up in anime characters when you guys have sex? If he did would you like it though Hey, are you watching this shit? I just gave you a fuck, the key to the fucking universe. Just dress up as a fucking cartoon. Oh my God, you're interesting. We're so basic compared to the young ones.

The young ones, huh? I know, we're boring. We're like, yeah, we're like, missionary. How exciting. Wait, you've never seen Hentai at all? No. You know, I have seen Hentai. It's just not what I was like drawn to but you know I stay open some of the shit that I watch also

Very alarming. I knew a guy in high school that used to sell VCDs with hentai in it And he would sell it to all the kids in the school, but you know Please explain what a VCD is you got a Gen Z. Oh a VCD is a video CD at the time Oh, that's right. You're hella young so VCDs were just like CDs Gen Z. Oh, a VCD is a video CD, so at the time, oh, that's right, you're hella young, so VCDs were just like CDs with movies in it, and you could play it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah,

and you have to get a VCD player in order to play it, so he would use LimeWire. Oh, it's not a DVD. No, it's not a DVD. It's way more quality. Is it like it has the file on? It's a video CD, god damn it. It's like I'm talking about an H-Ramp. I think I'm older than you also.

How do you not know this? So VCDs, and you would have to get a VCD player to play it, but it wasn't a DVD. So when Blu-ray started coming out and DVDs, it kind of changed the game because the bit rate was so high, it was amazing quality. VCDs are not like that. So they would sell like porn and shit,

but there was a dude in my high school, it was a black dude that used to sell a VCD of hentai. And guess what his number one customer base was? Black dudes. Really? They fucking loved hentai, which is the weirdest thing. That's a cute combo. You would have been a great clientele for him.

You would have bought so much shit from him. Holy shit, that's so weird. What I found funniest when I first moved in with Bobby like 15 years ago was everything in his house was an absolute like wreck like mess every there's like piles of shoes everywhere the most organized thing that he had the only thing that was organized was his porn collection because it was like the CDs right porn collection yeah and like his most prized one was the all of the it was just like Japanese like

like what do you call it um not corporate like what do you call it? But not corporate man. What do you call it when a salary man salary man, right? So every person company man. Oh, yeah, and they it was just like older Asian dude porn and It was so well organized and well like labeled. I was like just like condom socks everywhere, but this pristine DVD No, that's true So ever like he like cleans it every day Japanese porn is one of I I never liked that shit too squeaky too loud way too pixelated I don't understand that shit pixelated Japanese porn is pixelated. Oh, yeah, I only associated to like lots of like contraptions

There's a lot of like squeaking. Like their voice is so squeaky. And they always- You go for the voice? They always just look like they don't want to have sex all the time. Like that's their fetish. Like look like you don't want it,

but then you're saying that you want it. And it was just a weird thing. And they liked the innocence thing. I saw like a little YouTube doc on it. Wait, sorry. That is how I acted Dairy Queen. Like I walk in, I look like I don't innocence thing. I saw like a little YouTube doc on it. Cause we're- Sorry, that is how I acted Dairy Queen. Like I walk in and I look like I don't want it. But then I'm like,

I'll take a large Oreo mint blizzard please. They're like, get this fucking freak out of here. Interestingly enough, I've called you a Japanese boy many times. That is true. I think Esther's essence is that of like a young, adolescent, prepubescent Japanese boy. Oh, I could kind of see that.

Right? You're gonna get her horny. Oh my gosh. Relax, she's getting hot right now. On that note, let's put an end to girls day right here. David, thank you for joining us for this all girls episode. No problem.

Oops all girls. I learned so much. Where can people find more of you? You can find me at Genius Brain Podcast, also the Casuals MMA with Gilbert as our leading captain. You guys are killing that one. Yeah, we got a lot of great guests.

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Unknowns are the best part of microbiolab. Let me help you. It's the worst. Use me for something. I'm always like, use me for the science stuff. And she never does, you know why? Cause she's fucking smart. She gets straight A's on everything.

And hate it. Oh, you're a straight A student? Yeah, I can't, I'm always trying to offer my services to her cause I was a fucking tutor in college for microbiome, anatomy, physio, and she doesn't need me. It's like my youth list in here. Damn straight A's, I've never had that. I know, right?

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