Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Tony Vara Exposes the Reality of Detention Centers

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

BTS, BONUS CONTENT AND MORE! Only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TrashTuesdayPodcast    Tony Vara joins us today with our resident son, Luke *THE BINKS* Binkow! Tony tells his mom’s deportation story and gives insight into the things you DON’T hear about within the walls of a detention center. We discuss European clubs, revisit Esther’s TikTok take about beans being for ugly people, and play LATINO LINGO — a game where Esther & Luke try to pronounce naughty Spanish phrases.Support your favorite immigrant resource charity and F*CK ICE.MORE TONY!https://www.tiktok.com/@itonyvara?lang=enhttps://www.instagram.com/itonyvara/?hl=enMORE LUKE!https://www.instagram.com/luke.binkow/?hl=en Thank you to our sponsors:Thank you to HERS -  Visit Https://forhers.com/trashtuesday  to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/9vos470a #CashAppPod.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card.  Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Thank you to HELIX - Shop their Labor Day sale! Visit helixsleep.com/trashtuesday for 27% off site wide.FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday MORE ESTHER:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/ MORE KHALYLA:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/ Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A   PRODUCTION:Studio Ten42: https://www.instagram.com/studioten42/ Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/ Arielle Jade (Editor): https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/ Elisa Hernandez Kohler: https://www.instagram.com/ellie.lianna/ Megan Clements:  https://www.instagram.com/egggymeg/   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I'm going to regret bringing this up, but I used to make these TikToks where I talk about like what foods are for hot people and what foods are for ugly people. I said that beans were for ugly people. Oh my gosh. That was me. That was you. Oh, my God. Esther. Hi, Caroline.

Nobody asked her it. Nobody wanted it. But our podcast, glowing up, is back. We're back. We're back, baby. And this time. Oops, we're mommies. We are back to talk about all the things that we love talking about.

How ugly we are. What we like to eat, what we're watching. And Motherhood. The first episode of glowing up will be out this Thursday. You guys check it out. And every Thursday after that. Forever. This time forever, Pinky Square.

Welcome back. What's in your ear? What's in my ear? You're itching your ear. Oh, so you guys don't have this? The insides in my ear are like on fucking. fire all night and day I'm like this and I don't know if it's like perimenopause

or I'm just an itchy bitch right now from allergies. Let's go to a doctor. Can somebody like look in here? I'm not doing well you guys. I'm like this all day. What's going on? Were you swimming? No, I just have itchy ears from life. You guys don't never happens to anyone? I've had like sinus infections or like my ear hurts. Right, it's a bad allergy week. Okay, let's introduce our guests.

Okay. We have a legend in the deportation space. Please welcome Tony Varra. Hey. Mara? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

And then we have Luke. Hey. How do we say what Luke is? Our son. He's a com- He's an ice officer. I'm representing the other side. Yeah.

Devil's Advocate. We both agreed he's our favorite comedy store door guy of all time. Yeah, he works at a comedy store. He's a comedian. And he's just kind of like, he just exists here now. Yeah. He lives here now in the back space over there. He's just like,

hear when we think about it. I mean, it appears. Perfect. I wanted to ask you when you see deportation officer ICE agents that are brown, does it like make you like glitch internally? Yes and no. Yes, in the way of like what? Can I curse? I'm like, girl, what the fuck are you doing? Like actually, I'm like, was the check not good? Like actually.

But then in the way of like no, because I know it's so common like I because I work in like in the immigration space. I know that. that majority of like, not ICE, but like border patrol officers are Latino. So that's not really surprising to me. But then I'm always kind of in the back of my head. I'm like, girl. What is your backup country? I fear for you.

Why do you fear for me? Because you have no backup country. Like my backup country, it's like if all shit goes to hell. Like my sister, she was born in Mexico so we can go to Mexico. I was born in the Philippines. I can go to the Philippines. Not going to be much better. But, you know, like, where are you going, little one?

First of all, I'm Jewish. So that's really rude. Yeah. Okay, because you know I really have nowhere to go. I guess I would just, you know, channel my great grandma and go to Finland. Oh. You're Finnish? Yeah, I'm half Finnish.

But I don't. That's like new. That's like exotic to me. I've never been and don't have any association with it because I'm, you know, when you're half Jewish, that really takes over. Wait, wait a second. Can you look up if Finland accepts dual citizenship? Because there could be a pathway for you to be saved after all. Where are you going to go?

I guess in some sort of bunker or something. Actually, you're fine. Maybe I'll come with you to, why am I fine? Because you're just like a normal white guy, right? I'm Jewish as well. You are? Yeah, I might get clipped in the end. Are you half or full?

There's a trend. Full. But I'm not religious. I didn't see that coming. You didn't see that coming. Did you? No. I thought for sure, but you're our radar for that.

Is this where I'm getting kicked off the show? Yeah. It's just not working out. Okay, so Finland does allow multiple citizenship. You don't have to give up your American citizenship. Some countries make you do that. Oh. Like which ones?

Korea. I think Spain makes you do that too. Well, it's like Spain makes you do it because that was my mom's like black up country the whole other story. But like let's say I want to get Spanish citizenship. Spain makes me give it up. But like so to Spain I'm only a Spanish citizenship if I became like a Spaniard. But like U.S. is like I don't care what they say.

Like you're so an American. Which is kind of beautiful if you think about it. They're like we don't go and fuck what they say. Like, you're still American. But to Spain, you're only like a Spanish citizen. Korea, they make you give it up. Like, you cannot be anything else. Because you want to go there?

No, I just have a lot of Korean people in my life. Bobby Lee? My ex, yeah. You could just say. But your family is from El Salvador and Honduras? Yeah, my mom is from El Salvador and my dad's from Honduras. What actually happened? Your mom was actually deported.

So I used to live in L.A., right? Yeah. And, like, I got a call randomly. Mind you, I was irritated the fuck. Like because I got woken up at like 8 a.m. Mind you, my sister's calling me and I'm like, what the fuck do you want? Like it's 8 a.m. over here, right? And she's like, you need to come home.

Like, they got my mom. And I was like, what are you talking about? And your mom was in Virginia? My mom was in Virginia. Because I grew up. I was born and raised there, right? And I was really confused. I was like, what do you mean?

Who's they? Like, who the fuck is they? Right? And she's like, oh, like the police. So I was a little confused because obviously my first instinct is ice. Right? And so basically, like, what had happened was like the police made her go testify. because she was like a victim in like a domestic violence case.

And they made her go testify. Yeah. They made her go testify. And like ICE was like, oh my God, she's at a courthouse. Let's pick her up. Yeah.

So basically my mom, she never wanted to go to the courthouse because she had a feeling, especially under Trump that like she was going to get picked up. And like what happened? She got picked up at a courthouse by ICE. I flew that day. Like that day like I got on a flight. I actually flew out of Long Beach weird house airport.

I hate that airport. Oh my God. Don't say that's my favorite. It's just it's weird. Like it's like kind of outside. Like it's very confusing. But that was the first time I ever flew from Long Beach. So, like, I went there.

Like, wait, I can't, Mom, I can't help you. Hold on. Let me just. Just an aside. And so they moved here to L.A. with you? No, so we moved in with my paternal grandma. Oh, okay. So, like, my dad's mom. I actually planned for it, actually, which I can kind of get into later.

But, like, that was always like a thing where I had a backup plan just in case because I kind of knew as soon as Trump was elected. Really? And then my grandma was like, here's a room in the house. Like, you don't have to pay rent. Don't worry about that. Like, here's a room for you and your siblings. Like, obviously, we know you're paying rent in LA.

Like, here's a room. Don't worry about it. You guys have, like, a roof to sleep and, like, food on your table. So that was kind of like the beginning. You know, it's so crazy because I think a lot of people, especially if they're, sorry, Luke, but if they're white. Yeah, sorry, Luke. Sorry, Luke.

You wouldn't understand what we're talking about at all. It just feels like a very, like, distant idea that someone would get picked up by right um and then for us like people you know brown folks who have like family that are you know either even if you're like a green card holder like my mom was a green card holder for a long time and we always thought that was like the safe like she's safe she's safe nothing's going to happen and then trump got elected i'm like lady you got to get your citizenship real quick yeah but it's it seems so close to home and for others it seems so far away like it's some fucking fairy tale like we concoct that it could it's actually not happening to people that we know which is like kind of sad you know there's like that disconnect to what's really happening and it's crazy that you had a backup plan that it's so real for people that you actually had a plan for when this could or would happen no yeah literally like the day trump was elected i called my grandma i was like hey i was like hey in case my mom ever gets supported please let me know that you'll take care of like my sibling because i wasn't ready to be like a parent i was like oh hell no i was like an eight year old are you crazy and my grandma was like yeah like i got you all

Obviously that's not going to happen, but like, you know, Primero Dios, it happened. I was like, well, I guess, second of God, you know. And then, so then you had to take your brother to El Salvador? Yeah, so I took my little brother because he just, he would like have panic attacks over, like, missing my mom, which he's eight years old. Oh, my gosh. I can't even deal because I have a son. She has a son. It's not.

And it would be like a thing where, like, the smallest trigger, like, if I would make him like chicken and rice, he's like, this doesn't taste like my mom's food. And then he would just start crying. And like, I was just like, oh, my God. What am I supposed to do? For real, Tony White, didn't it taste like your mom's food? Girl, I'm over here, like, using, like, minute rice and over here, like, chicken. I air fry my chicken. He wants it, like, fried in a pan with sauce.

And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. And that little kid, like, you tell him it's Chinese food and he'll eat, whatever. That's the kind of hack that my mom told me. Like, if I make him grilled cheese and white rice, put a little soy sauce sauce, I'll say it's Chinese food, he'll eat it. He doesn't care. Oh, what? But, yeah, then I took him to Honduras, and then he was living with my mom when we were planning like, kind of like that whole movie.

to Spain, which obviously, like, I don't want to say backfired, but kind of like, just didn't work out the way that we wanted it to. Wait, so your, but your mom was not sent to a detention center. No, she was. She was there for July, August 7th. She was there for two months. Yeah, well, multiple. Were you able to stay in contact with her during? So it was actually crazy because, like, the first two, I want to say, like, the first two weeks was hell. Like, the first two weeks was hell because there would be, like, three-day periods where, like, we wouldn't hear from her. And I was just like, obviously, I think the words on my first. like they kill my mom like they kill my mom especially with like the stuff you see in the news i'm like

like they kill my mom but then she would literally call me and be like one day she's like oh i'm in shantilly virginia oh i'm in louisiana oh i'm in like southern virginia oh i'm in texas like because they were moving her because they wanted her to like give up because they have like the paper always like hey you want to sign this like voluntary like deportation and also like you my mom would just tell me all this stuff like they were really trying to play in her fucking face like they'd be like oh like they would talk to her be like oh this this paper is like so that you can get a lawyer. My mom will look at them. I'm like, y'all know I know English, right? Like, because they fully thought my mom just didn't speak like English.

Oh my gosh. My mom's like, I know English. I can read that this has voluntary deportation, like actually. I knew her A number because like that's kind of like the immigrant experience. Like you, especially like having a documented parents, like you always kind of know your like family's A numbers. Yeah. So like ICE has this like detainer, detainee locator, whatever. And I would look her up and like literally almost like every three days, it would change what state she was in because they were just flying her like literally everywhere. What? Why? I guess it's like a tactic that they used to kind of like make people like give up because they're like.

Tortures. Yeah, basically. Eventually, she's settled in like, it's called Carnes County Immigration Processing Center. It's like right outside of San Antonio. So that's kind of like where they kept her. But they also took her multiple times to Basil, Louisiana, something like that. Because they have another like detention center there where they would fly people to El Salvador in Honduras every single day. They just have this budget to just like a bunch of bullshit.

I just spent $900 to fly coach to Chicago. Coach is economy? Yeah, economy. My coach. Do we not say coach anymore? I've never heard that term. You've never heard the term. I feel like I know what it is.

And I was like, okay, coach is like economy, sure. Yeah, shit. Okay. That's like Bobby's still saying like stewardess. I was like, okay, pan out. That got like eliminated in the 50s. I know. Like secretary.

Okay. Wait, so then how? How did she eventually escape this, like, system of being tortured on plates? Yeah, so basically, I can, I guess she kind of, like, calmed down after they kind of, like, settled her in, like, the, I'm going to say San Antonio just for, like, simpler terms. But when they, like, settled her down in San Antonio, that's kind of like when we were like, okay, now that you're, like, in one place, then that's when we knew we could visit her. That's when we went to go visit her for the first time. And this was, like, I want to say, like, three and a half weeks into, like, the first day she was taken. So, like, you know, my brother was going through it.

God, it was summer. Oh my God. I can't even imagine like my siblings going to school during this time. Because like I knew I couldn't have done it. Like, wait. And then like what were you able to tell like your little brother? Like what does he know? Does he know the extent of how ice He didn't know anything. Because I remember because my mom actually was deported before like when I was like seven. Like so I remember her being in detention. But I was just like yeah, my mom went to jail. She went to jail. She went to prison. I thought it was cool. I was like my mom went to prison. But I didn't realize that she was in a detention center before. Like my mom stole mascara. But they stayed in the United States. She came back. Oh, she came back. Because she was deported, right?

I asked my aunts because they're the ones that took me in after the first time. I was like, what do I tell him? Because he was literally the exact same age I was. They were like, girl, we didn't tell you shit. We didn't tell you shit. We told her that she was on a business trip, that she was working. And I was like, okay. Like, I felt bad lying to him.

But like, I told him, I was like, she's in a business trip. Like, she's working. Yeah. So like any time. That is the correct move because I can't imagine like telling an eight-year-old. How do you even explain that? Like, he don't even know what ICE is. Like, actually.

Have you heard of Trump? Start here. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. So then I basically just. Yeah. Yeah.

When my dad went to prison, my mom told me that he was at work. No, yeah. I feel like everyone gets told that. Yes. And the reason why there was glass was because he was giving food to other people. Yeah. So he couldn't get the germs to the other side. Oh.

No, yeah. With the glass thing. Because I remember her being like in a detention center, like when I was young. And I remember like, I like, I literally. I'm not going to explain in detail because I literally will start crying, but like literally like the whole cliche thing of putting your hand up to the wall with like the big thick glass in between you. Like that literally was like, I thank God like right now that like we got to see my mom. It was like even though they yelled at us anytime like she would hug my brother. They were really weird about it.

But yeah, this recent time like we saw her four times that we visited her and it was 30 minutes. Like if you didn't show up at like you're a lot of time. They would kick you the fuck out. And as soon as that 30 minutes hit, they're like, get up, get up, get up. You gotta go. Who do these people think they are? And again, it's always like, oh, that's why I would get irritated, especially because it's Santa, it's Texas.

So, like, I would walk in and I would see someone with like, gotta a pus right on their front. And I'm like, okay. And they're like, are you Anthony Givar? Just them pronouncing the names in English. I'm just like, mind you, it says Officer Ramirez. And I'm like, and I'm like, okay, sure, sure. And they would always give me a hard time checking in too.

Because I'm definitely on some kind of list. Like, no shit. Like, I'm definitely on some kind of list because of my content. A story I literally tell all the time is that like the second, after the second time I visited her, my mom called me that night. She was like, guess what happened today? And I was like, what happened? And she told me that in ice, because the thing is like a lot of people don't know this, but like in a lot of detention centers, there's no ICE officers there. They're all like private people from like geo group or like whatever, like officers or whatever.

So especially the women centers. Like they'll send ICE agents like once a week to do like the interviews and like do deportations and facilitate all that paperwork and stuff like that. So there's not ICE agents every single day. So she told me that there was an ICE agents like. agent that walked up to her and she was like oh you're that tick tockers mom whoa and she was like how do you know my son's a ticotker and he was like this whole building knows your son's a ticotker he all they all saw his little viral video bitch little two million like excuse me i'm like that's not little that's not little but basically yeah and they said that like their system like

picked up my face like facial recognition when i walked in me what the hell and i remember that camera saw the next two times i was like like because i'm a bitch i'm a bitch and i was like Like that and I was like oh no I'm sound kind of list That's why every single time I come back into the US They put me into the like the questioning room Every single time no matter what mind you I have global entry What the fuck am I paying global entry for? I know what the hell global entry is supposed to just slide on it really fast

Like anytime it's like right over my face And then I get to send to the room Mind you I'm over here I'm what no shade why am I in here I was born in the United States in one of the original 13 colonies mind you Virginia why am I in this room And they question me for like 10 minutes straight You go into the questioning room and they're like, so is it that you're posting every day? Or is it about the quality of content that you're posting?

Like, just two million likes. I don't know how you get there. And they were accusing me of having a stolen passport. And they were like, and I was like, mm-hmm. And they were like, your password was reported stolen in October. And I was like, mm-hmm. Yeah, I reported stolen. It was fucking stolen.

But the thing is, I'm a bitch. And the thing is, I shouldn't do it because I'm going to get to put on no fly list eventually. I was like, mm-hmm, reported stolen in October. Can you tell me when that one was issued? He opens it up. October. I was like, mm-hmm. So I report is stolen and then I went to go get a fucking new one.

That's how it works. So he was like, you're good to go. Here you go. And I was like, oh, my God. Mind you, before all this bullshit happened with my mom, I, listen, might be like a little colonialist of me. But anytime I came into the U.S. and they would be like, welcome home, I would feel patriotic as fuck.

I'm like, welcome home or welcome back. I'm like, thank you. USA, USA. Now it's like, oh, a CPP agent needs to talk to you. Me? What the fuck? I'm like, what the hell? Every single time, no matter what.

When I come back from Spain, when I came back from El Salvador, when I came back from Spain, I like to go to Spain a lot. Is the food in Spain really good? It's a bomb, girl. I know a lot of people say like, oh, like, the food's not good. They just don't know where to look. I love Spanish food. I do. You know where I love, the best Spanish food I have is actually in the north of Spain.

Like, because they have all like the, bass country. Yeah. Yeah. Like they have, I don't eat octopus as much anymore. But when I did, it was like the pool pool. Yeah. Yes. Oh my gosh.

So I went to Kourunia. I went to, what is that? You guys eat octopus? Girl, one thing I'm about me, I'll fuck up that seafood. I will eat whatever. If it comes from the ocean, except oysters. Raw oysters, I don't fuck with that because you can get like, you can die. You can die.

I'm like, I'm not risking my life over some oysters. Can I tell you fun fact that back in the day, you should eat oysters now because it is a privilege back in the day. You could get polio from it. And when, when, when. Now you can just get vibrio. Yeah. Now you just get Vibrio, but Sabin and Falk, in I don't know what year, the 1960s, they created the polio vaccine, and now we can eat raw oysters.

So you should take that. You should really, really consume. Me like injecting myself right before the eating the oysters. No, I love seafood. It doesn't matter what it was all you did. To me, I feel like the octopus is there's like, it's like squeaky. No, it's not. If you cook it because so, okay.

The texture is the best part for me. But it's not. It's actually very tender. You just have to. So octopus not cooked well is very rubbery. But if you I don't know how I don't want to say it

without sounding like barbaric Massage You know you massage it with like buttermilk You take time with it You cook it for a long time I would love a buttermilk massage That sounds so good You want to be my little octop

Will you give me a buttermilk? Would you eat squid? Kalamari I was like that about girl They taste the exact same way No no no You never eat calomari No

You've never even calomari I don't like fried fish We've gone over this That's not fish That's not fish That's not fish Squid. Squid is not a fish.

What? Hold, look it up, look it up. Be like, it's a squid of fish. I don't think it's a fish. I mean, I get what you're saying. Oh, you know. Luke. I get what you're saying.

Yeah, it's not a fish, but I understand. Fried fish is so good, though. Is octopus a fry a fish? Oh, my God. They're like invertebrates. They're mollusks. They're not bonny creatures. I've never heard of that.

They're soft-bodied. Yeah, I think you're right. You know. Me? Like muscles and clams, yeah. But I think that. I don't know how to. Celebrate.

That was so funny right there. I don't know how to connect with others. Yeah, they're not fish. Yeah, they are. What is it? Boiling Crab. Yeah. I have a bad habit of any time I come to L.A.,

I will eat boiling crab right before a flight. Which one do you? That is crazy. Bring it on to the flight. I used to go to the one in Fullerton because I used to live in Orange County. But now I go, I don't know. I just order it to my apartment. Like, why would order it to my apartment?

Why is it? They do delivery. To order boiling crab to your apartment because you have like a crabboil. And they would come in those big ass bags. And my driver would. be like, there you go. And I'm like, shh.

Yeah. I love boiling crap. But the thing is, I always eat it right before flight, so I'm always in the seat. Yeah, you've like stained orange fingers. Yes, and like on my nails, but it's so good.

I can't help it. Wait, have you guys heard about the agitators? What's this? Do you know what I'm talking about, Luke? You look like you would know. What?

Now I want to know what it is. That should be like your lucha door name. Okay. The agitators. Do you know about the agitators? No. They were at the farmer's market. So I didn't know what they were, but Dave, explain them to me.

They go around in public places where they know it's legal. It is legal to film because it's a public space. And they film you, your children, anything. And they're literally agitators. They want you to be like, hey, stop filming me. They don't stop because they know that they have the laws on their side. And their goal is to get you to like, be like, fuck you and to hit them and to take their camera.

And then they call, they call the cops and they get you. you arrested. And they make a viral video? Exactly. Yeah. So if you ever see them, like do not engage. Wait, what do they look like? They're wearing masks.

They're just always wearing like their faces are covered. That's the thing here. They were at the farmers markets in L.A. Yeah. And my local sprouts. That shit wouldn't work in the hood though. You know what I mean? It's purely like a.

That's funny. You know? I feel like this would work in maybe your neighborhood. What the fuck, bitch? It's true. It's like, you know, guys don't engage. Well, I saw them. I was, I wanted to be like, so fast.

You saw one in real life. Yeah, and I wanted to be like, I'm pretty sure. That's a very, I don't know. Are they in other states or just California? I don't know. That would not work in Virginia. They'll pull out a gun on you. I'm not even kidding.

Virginia's like, they love abortions and guns, like, very marvelous. I'm pretty sure what happened to my girlfriend. She was going into the post office and there was like 10 guys standing out front filming, filming her. Wait, can you come on Mike real quick? They took a picture of her, of her VIN. Wait, and Ellie too, though. Yeah, you met them, Ellie? Yeah, they film your, they film your license plate.

Yeah. They stand out of churches. and they filmed the license plate. I was at the post office and they were like surrounding my car. They were like posted right in the front and they took a picture of my bin number. And they were like crowding me and I was like, hello, like what's good? I thought they were police. They were like, I don't know.

Like what is good? Do you hang out here? Like, is this really cool kids hang out? Did they just have it like in your face? A group of men on one girl is sick. That is scary. That's so. And there was like no one at the post office.

It was like me and a few like older women and they were like really scared. Did you just get you left? You didn't get to? I left. But see, I would be afraid to then get in my car. Why? Why? He could not just follow me, but like push me off, lock the doors, drive off with me.

Totally. Yeah. It is really, that's really scary. Wait, did they go inside the post office? Yeah. They were like filming everything. They know exactly where they're allowed to film. Like, they're planning this perfectly to.

Ellie, what happened to you? I have a loser. I've never heard of this. I saw some at the farmer's market. And I saw they're all at the first. They're all at the first. A lady who is selling. salsas. Yeah. Me and this other lady went up to try to, like, defend her. And then they started, like,

rage baiting me. Yeah. How would they rage bait you? We're just trying to film. We're trying to, like, give her stand some publicity. Like, you're trying to get in the way of that. And then later, I walked by another area. And there had been a man who had just been pepper sprayed, survived by police. And these men essentially agitated a man so much who was filming a woman and her daughter. that they pepper sprayed the man and in turn also pepper sprayed the woman and her daughter. But they just know the loss so much. Exactly. Like they want you to hit them and fight them so that the police have to arrest you and

like pepper spray you. So it's like you have to be aware of it so you do not fall for it. Alone in the post office is extremely terrifying to me. That's like I don't have backup of like the public. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I'm not to walk into my car.

That's like you're going to rape and kill me. Yeah. Like thanks. Yeah. That's thanks. Like, thanks. It must be so embarrassing to, like, be trying to do these videos and you can't really get it off the ground

and you're like asking your friends like, yo, could you repost my agitation video? I'm like not getting enough views. I'm like stuck in 500 view, Jill. What am I going to do? I feel like you have to just start following them around for the rest of the day. Yeah, I wonder how you get back at them

because my first thought was to go out and be like, I literally want to be filmed. So, hey, let's do this. I came to LA just like it. This is my Instagram. It's my YouTube. Honestly, I think that would be. bump up your your status as a comic if you were in the agitator video yeah i didn't get in there

girl wait like i should actually like get agitated yeah okay but like kind of plan your agitation already like know what you're going to say yeah so that it's kind of just an act and not really you just have the most calm reaction like hi hi daddy you got to be like the hawk to a agitation videos and it's of course dave was the one that was like don't engage with him he i'm like what is it what's going on. He explained it to me because it's like creepy that he knows, knew what they are, that they're on his algorithm. That's my husband. Did you break out and dance? No, but of course he had like a weird pro agitator take, which I should let him say himself. He said that it's a creative way to show that like freedom of like being able to film is bad.

Like you, they shouldn't be able to just film you and your children in public, but like they're showing off that they can. But that's not one of their goals, right? That's not one of their, they're not, their overarching message isn't that here, you see what we're- No, you're right. Yeah, that's not the point they're trying to teach you a lot. They're using it as cover. It's like the ones who are like, I should be able to say I'm a Nazi because that's free speech in America, right? Don't you like free speech, you know?

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And I like, we were at this really nice restaurant and there was like some of my jams were playing, you know, crooner jams. What? What is that? What is that? I like what you say, you know, like, cruner. No, I don't know. What are you talking about? Which crooner?

Like some Sinatra. Sinatra. Some Dean Martin. I just like. I wanted, okay. I wanted to dance. And, you know, that's the club. And I was, I'm just going to say I was really skinny.

Okay. I was really feeling myself. Yes. I was in my mumu felt. Valley flats. I was baggy jeans draping off my hips. And who she went with too, like very fancy like girls. Fancy.

The fanciest fashion girls. All over 5'10. And so I just start dancing, whatever. Like I'm having so much fun. All of a sudden a man, like the manager of the restaurant comes up. Enough! Out! And we all got kicked out and it was, I was like shaking.

Why you were eating? It's like a footloose bar? There's no dancing. What is this? To be fair, I don't think, you know, He was like, we're playing Sinatra. This isn't the place to do that specific dance. Yeah, it just was the kind of thing where like in America, people would be like, ha ha ha ha. You were playing this music. No.

And I was like, no wonder he kicked you out, girl, you're playing it on your phone. Also, for context, Tony, she's never been inside a club. So I think she thinks that's a club. I don't go to bars. I don't think it's a club. I thought it was like a dance, a ballet studio. Hold up, back up, back up, back. But in America, that's the kind of thing where they'd be like, ha, ha, ha,

Look at her and in Italy it's like get the fuck out you trash like it was so scary It sounds like it was a very formal dinner setting it was a formal dinner setting that's correct It and what were you wearing because if I know you at all jeans Ballet Flats baggy jeans draping off her hip yeah thank you yoke the mu mu mu maybe and then you heard Frank Sinatra and you were like I'm just gonna I thought of my dance recitals and I just let everything take over sorry was there like a space to dance or you like Bumping in between tables. A small space. Was this before you guys sat down?

Yeah. They were like no reservation. They were like none at all. I wouldn't talk that way to a little girl like you. I'd be like let her free. Yeah. Enough. She's at working to the Senatra.

You know, to be fair, Esther, you'd be a hit in the Philippines. I know you're never going to travel over there. A hit. A hit. A hit. Oh, you'd also get hit. You'd also get hit. You'd also get hit.

You're like, you're going to get your ad. beat in the Philippines like you would be so safe there because if you're to break out in dance to anything even the sound or the song in your own head they'd fully accept you that's where I belong yeah that's your backup countries yeah a lot of fancy formal dinner in Italy but I was going to say like you know speaking of feeling unsafe in in countries like I've been I used to date a soccer star in Spain a football star so I was in the north of Spain a lot but when I was in Barcelona and Madrid I've been robbed there twice

like not just like my money or whatever my clothes like one time one time at the hostel like out of the laundry like my bikini and then another time they took it's not really getting robbed no you're closed her clothes is gone

my panty robbed is like yeah I'm being mugged yeah but I did get all of that too like we were at some like just it was in Madrid it was like oh it was so freaking fun And then I look back and I didn't have anything.

No key, that's your fault, though. If there's a communal laundry space and it's like, I see something cute. What? Really? Are you kidding? Hold up. Is that robbery? Yes.

She got her thongs stolen. I know. I had just bought extra fancy ones because Spain. You know, you always buy your fancy underwear before travel. Do you not? Don't make me say. Don't make me say it. You're stealing stuff out of the laundry room?

Like in an apartment building? Look, guys, I'm 30 years old and I have my own laundry now. Okay. No, I don't buy new underwear for a lot of a trip. Side A, side B, side C, don't remember, don't forget. Where's C come from? When you need it, you'll find it. I don't know if it's just Spain or if it's a lot of European countries or I don't know.

Like, shout out to America. But my God, like, I could never have anyone offer to buy me drinks, like ever at a club or a bar. Like, a man would never approach me and be like, let me buy you a drink. Over here it's like you know I like it would take two and a half seconds of me sitting at the bar for someone to be like let me get you something You can go fuck yourself that is you can in the US but like over there it'd be like one and a half hours and I'm like and this is when I was really broke and I was traveling over there I'm sorry like but no gentleman at all they're all bisexual though that's fun in Spain I never have to like worry about like gay clubs or anything because literally everybody's bisexual Yeah that's so funny because my grandma was in Spain and we go out a lot and me my brother would always be like everybody he's gay out here, huh? But we thought we were just being

homophobic American-centric. What is that? Isn't that like the legally blonde song like gay or European? Both. Both. Yeah. Everyone's both. Do you still, I mean, ask someone from the Philippines, I still have like, I don't have beef with Spain

in general, but there is a part of me that still feels very like, oh, you motherfuckers colonized us for 300 years, huh? I used to have like this whole thing on my TikTok where I would like, not beef with Spaniards, but like I would just make fun of their accent. They would get so mad, but it was so good for engagement. So I was literally just like make like a weekly video, just making fun of their accent.

They would get so mad. And Loki, I thought the first time I was going to Spain, I was like, I'm getting jumped. Like I'm getting because they would go viral in Spain. And they would like hate on me in the comments. But I went there and like so many Spaniards were like, we love your videos. Me? Really? Like, are you sure?

But yeah, I went to, what is it? Like the Museum of the Americas in Madrid. The way they talk about Latinos and Filipinos and specifically like at, uh, at Equatorianians, like the African Hispanics, it is insane. What do they say? Literally, like, word for word, they'll be like, we, like, civilized them. Like, specifically in Madrid. Like, that, like, I don't know why that, like, museum had, like, other, like, countries,

but they talked about, like, the Philippines and Ecuador Guinea. Like, the way they talk is, like, we civilized them. And the pictures they have. And I asked, like, one of the, like, the tour guys. And I was like, is this, like, an indigenous picture? He's like, no, no, that's, like, a depiction. A depiction. A depiction is crazy because it, like, they literally just.

like square heads and like literally like devil horns and I was like oh okay thank you so much sir thank you thank you for the list being of controversial topics being good for engagement I'm going to regret bringing this up but I used to make these TikToks where I talk about like what foods are for hot people and what foods are for ugly people I said that beans were for ugly people oh my gosh that was you oh my god I thought you might remember it. Did you stitch her? I did it.

I remember it was like. It was so big. Everyone, every Latino on TikTok was stitching me. Fair though. Fair though. I'm like, whoa,

that's like the one thing. They're like, sister. Did I even say anything? I remember I just be like, I think I just chewed out my gum and I was like, there were so many I don't remember. But I was just like,

I just woke up was like, what's happening? Like, it was crazy. But it was a high mode. It was a high animal. It was a high end of life. It was a huge PR push right now.

though have you seen it work you have all the fiber yes I heard you see the dance salad all the time I love beans but I just it was trying to be funny okay yeah that was me no I think I literally I like stitched it I didn't even have to I don't even think I put a caption I like I literally just this and I was like and all the Latinos did it for me I was like yeah beans is a risky one out there I didn't think of it's for ugly people casidias I did you try rice next time and see what you you get sure that's like the entire world like in your DMs like threatening you I remember they make you gassy what do you yeah I don't think you thought about it in like anything other than

it just makes you it made specifically gassy do you don't you think I have a case the magical fruit fruit yeah that beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you to the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel that's like a thing that's why you have to say I've never they're trying to be funny it's not no like I do love beans though because like Like one thing about me, like, if I'm ever bloated one trip to Chipotle, I know in the morning I'm going to look skinny as fuck. I've never heard anyone say that. I will shit it all out. I will shit it all out.

I just know, specifically chippole beans. Black or pinto? Neither. I think red kidney beans. That's what we eat. Pinto. Is that pinto? Is that pinto?

Is that pinot? Oh, I eat black. No, I don't do the other ones. I don't like it. But like at home, we eat like red kidney beans. Yeah, yeah. Every morning. That's why I was like, hey.

I eat this every morning. Honestly, this is crazy to say as a white person. but the the brown beans at Chipotle are Loki spicy have you had wait oh my god that's so crazy they are like kind of spicy right now what the fuck yeah

my right eyes giving out they kind of are spicy she's like they really are spicy I'm glad you said it I got you here there is such a variation between locations yeah yeah okay because sometimes the chicken is too spicy for me and sometimes it's fine wow

Wow. Like just like the normal like grilled chicken. The normal chicken. What are you getting there? Oh girl. I'm a kind of a monster when it comes to Chipotle. Like I will get double steak, double chicken, like extra fajitas, extra beans because I know why I'm going at Chipotle. Like I'm there to clean out my stomach. And no rice too. No rice. No rice. I don't really like rice. That's my moment. I'm like I don't really like rice. I'll eat it. But like I don't really eat rice like that. I'll get it like on a side like in a little cup and I'll like sprinkle some over like it's.

like um salt a garnish what are the um sesame seeds I'll like sprinkle it over I'm like a little a little what is it a little carbs you're twisted yeah but the thing is I hate doing that because if there's no rice there's nothing to catch the liquid and then the bottom like soaks up

oh true where are you getting a bowl don't tell me you get a burrito that's actually gonna irritate me I get tacos who the hell those the job bowl it gets tacos like in the little box I get this a lot yeah yeah I do get the tacos The three crunchy tacos, they're amazing.

Highly recommend. I didn't even know crunchy was an option. Most don't. They keep them under. They go under to get them. I think this is rage bait. It's not. The tacos are so good.

The crunchy tacos. But what do you even get on them? All the things you said? All the things you said. All the things you said. They fit in that. So it's interesting. It falls out.

A lot of it falls out. Sounds great. The tacos, highly recommend. You can't fit anything in it. It falls out. But what are you getting a bowl? Yeah. Why does a burrito irritate you?

Yeah. That is, like, to me, that's gluttonous. Like, that big ass, and it's literally the exact same thing in a bowl. But, like, I'm just like, it just looks huge. Like, a bowl, like, you can be like, Yeah. Like that one TikTok, it was like, you're greedy as fuck if you finish the whole Chipotle boat. Bitch, I'll get two of them.

I'm like, I don't give a fuck. It's true, though. The burritos, sometimes they'll be making a burrito that's so big that I'm like, look, I get that you guys have, like, pressure to, like, give large servings. I'll pay extra to not do this to me right out. Put extra extra is like Seriously have you ever seen them try to fold it they're like Yeah

Yeah And like they like look like they're putting like strength in it And I'm like sister calm down You made this you did this to yourself One time I said light rice because I was like I just don't want too much rice And I just saw her to do three scoops and she's like I'm sorry She's gonna take it off She's like I'm sorry

I'm trying to help you I'll pay the same price light on the rice She didn't do it I'm sorry I can't do it I'll never get over the tacos that you just mentioned But yeah, it's just that girl. We live in L.A. We're literally like every corner you turn, you can have like an incredible taco experience.

But think about all the spice variety that I'm entering into that I can't control. I was going to say, if she thinks red guinea beans at Chippoli are spicy, like she will die at the corner. Wait, have you ever seen when they do put too much in? And then they're like, they get out a backup tortilla. And they do two tortillas for the, you would have a hard time. That's what I'm saying. Like that's kind of crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. But the thing is like I'm like a hypocrite because like I'll get the bowl and I'll get a tortilla on the side. So it's literally the exact same thing. And then what do you do? The tortilla you scoop it and then. Okay. Can I tell you something? You are the best candidate for the tacos because you should get your bowl and then get the tacos on the side and then make your own tacos with your bowl.

You said they're crunchy. Mike drop. You could get talked. Because sometimes when I'm feeling it extra greedy, I'll get a tortilla and a bag of chips. Like I never give a fuck. And I'll scoop up the chaboli with that. But I'll never get a burrito. I'm sorry, I can't.

Like, that's doing too much. Bowl and chips is great. This is a Chipotle ad. Like, this is, like, completely a Chipotle ad. The burritos on the corner are the best, though, where they do, like, the cheese. They put the cheese. They put the, uh, those are the best burritos by far with the Alpasteur. But you never have, like, street tacos.

You never get, like, a mulita with, like, swadero or, like, the... I have no idea what she just said. Like, I've never heard of me. Or, like, the Langua. Like, the tongue. You know? She's like, ew. I feel like he would really like the most of the mule.

mulita because it really is like it's like two tortillas and it's just smashed and you get the cheese yeah the choice of the inside but it's not a cassidia it's not a cassidia it's it's just not it's just not why not it's it's a tortilla with cheese in the middle but it's not a kansas but i feel like once you experience a mulita you're like oh i'd be like that's not a kessida yeah is it because it's like the cheese is fried on the outside no it's just because they said some i have no idea i have no idea we have some phrases here some latino lingo that we're hoping we can do some translations for the whites. The whites.

Wait, what are the rules of this game? We're going to switch off between Esther and Luke, our resident whites, for today. And Esther can start by trying to pronounce a word. And I'm not a part of this game. Well, I think you will help as our honorable. You're Filipino. That's like cheating. I know.

Like pronouncing the Spanish words. Well, we have a lot of like Spanish words in our language. Yeah. Don't you say per like to? Per like, yeah. Even all are like kitchen utensils, dates, numbers. Everything's Spanish. First up for Esther?

pronounce and define she's like what are those two dots that's German yeah the umlaude I agree I agree I we I we I feel like Luke has an advantage

being from California I should have an advantage Oh yes Luke That's better You never heard of that Esther What is it? It's I-Way Way

I-W-W-E-W-E Yeah like W-A-Y What does it mean? Can you guess? I weigh? I weigh a 15 pound. No, I weigh. I weigh.

Well, do you know what it means? If I had a guess, I would think it's like, oh my God. I, Gwe. Yeah, basically. Yeah, yeah. It's an LA boy. Wait. No, way.

It's way. Like with the W. I'm looking right at it. So maybe you guys got to do some research there. Well, I know Chees-May. She does too. So? And Chisema is, I feel like, uh, English word at this point.

Fuck off. Yeah. I don't think so. You guys say in the Philippines, we say chishmosa. Chismosa, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one thing, what was it? That one statistic that it was like, there's no serial killers in the Philippines because it's so nosy. Wait, I talk about this on the pod a lot.

So did you know this? Look, we don't have like serial killers in the Philippines because everyone is so goddamn nosy and gossipy. And now it's like I, I've now turned my whole thing. I'm like gossip is good. If you gossip enough, you will not have any serial killers in your neighborhood. I thought it was bad. Yeah, no, Cheesma is good. I mean, but how does the gossip keep away at serial killers?

They're like, oh my God, did you hear Jessica's brother, like, killed three girls? It's like, hey, did you see him behave that way outside at 3 a.m? And then they tell the next neighbor, and everyone's sort of alerting each other always. And the place like, so is Chismay, like, tell me. Chezmy is gossip. Gossip. Yeah. Okay.

I knew. I said it first. Oh, Luke. You're up. Mahe? Mahe? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And I knew that. Mahe, yeah. I have no idea what this means. Mahe. It's a very central American word. Mahe-Mahe. Sort of. I don't know.

Mahe. Is it a hot guy? Ooh, I like that. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. I like that. I like that.

Tony, do you want to explain this one? Yeah, basically, Mahe is like, it's kind of like bro. Like the same way that like Mexicans say way, Hondurans, Salvadorans, like some Guatemalan, Costa Rica. Well, Costa Rica is actually say ma'et. They take out the J for some reason. But it means like bro like that. But it can also be like, no, say as maje is like, don't be stupid.

Like it can also be like idiot. It really like depends. Yeah. Hot guy. It means dude. Yeah, yeah. Stupid idiot, hot guy. Good answer.

Good answer. This is a good one. Pendejo? There's no way you don't know this one. Really? Wait, really? In L.A.? Pendejo.

I like the way she says it though. Okay. Well, pan is bread and this is not pan. It's pen. No. Okay Bread is bun Not bed

True Pendejo Is it like a type of store I guess it could be You want to take a guess It's like Assol or something right It's like I know it's like it means stupid

It's stupid It does Like Ben Dejo's like someone who's stupid Did you say asshole? Yeah Yeah I've heard that People always say that to me I thought it meant friends, so I'm a little disappointed now.

I thought I had so many friends on the street, but I guess not. Next up. I don't know this one. Pihero? Pihado? I don't know. What does it mean? Do you know?

I don't know this one. No, I know the root word of it. The root word is piha, which is like a very, like, universal, like, curse word, like, in Honduras, against Saba. Pihha means, like, it literally means everything. It means, like, fucking, like, pihazo means, like, you, like, get hit. Like, And da pija means, like, I'm drunk. Stoyat Pia means like I'm tired.

Like it really is like universal. I'm looking at it. My initial reaction is pedophile. Just seems like that's what it is. Oh yeah. There's a Pihado at the park today. I was thinking like Pina Colada. Okay.

Yeah. I'm like, hold on. I'm supposed to be the expert. Hold on like Pia. I just noticed your Mayhem Ball shirt. Oh, really? No, I saw her here in L.A. Yeah, I love her.

We've stumped everybody, Kalila. I don't know this one. I think you were kind of close. Oh, yeah. I said like, And da Piaa means like I'm drunk. Or like, yeah, I'm high. Pialoa. I don't think I heard of that, though.

Boracho. We also say Bolo. Bolo means like you're drunk, but Stoya Pia Pia means like you're like shit-based drunk. Like Bolo means like you're like drunk, but like Pia, like, I know Bolo in Portuguese is cake, right? Or cupcake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up? No big deal.

You know Bolo is in the Philippines? It's a really beautiful knife. Knife? Yeah. It's like what farmers use. It's actually kind of quite dull, but it's so useful. Oh, I thought you meant like if you see a really beautiful knife. That's a ballo right there.

No, no, it's like a very specific kind of knife that's like used in like everyday life. I know the bottom word here too. Meriwana. Who is that again? Merriana. All right. Last, a classic. Okay, that means everyone knows that one.

I'm not going to fall for that. Luke, do you want to give it a world? Everyone's memorized that from fifth grade. Okay. Can you say it, Esther? Why? Come on. Let's let's just, it's chinga to Madre.

Yay. He did it. Did she get forgiven about the whole bean stitch now that she's done? Yes. Thank you. Because she no chinga tu madre. We don't use. Well, like Central Americans don't use that, but like I love saying.

I'm sorry. Like it's hilarious. Like it's really rude, but. Why is it hilarious? Isn't just like fuck your mom? You say it in like a very unserious where it's like, I know chinga tu madre. Like you really just say it in like an unserious word. Like Mexicans wouldn't really.

Sometimes they could be serious and like no ching got to mother. Like they're like saying like fuck you and like fuck your mom. But sometimes it's like, leave me alone. Everything's so sweet. Even like chingatumada's like, you know, there's always like a softer connotation. It's always like a context. Yeah, context is everything.

What are the English words like that? Like you're a motherfucker. We say motherfucker in like a very like, I hope this is. Or like bitch. Yeah, bitch. Yeah. Like bitch. Yeah.

Bitch. Beach. Honorable mentions. Beside of that one. I like the no mammas one. That would have been a good one. No mammas. What's no mammas?

No mammas. You know chingatumato. Madre but not no mamis? No mamis is like, to me, it's like more common. You know what no mamas mean? I've heard people say no mamma's sway. Is that a form? No mamas way, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know what it is. No mamas is, I don't know how to translate it, but like, I would be like, like, how do you say that? Like, girl, I'll be serious. It's like, basically, like, be serious, like, actually. But good call on the no mama's way, because you hear that a lot. Yeah, I got my ear to the streets. And then I don't know if you've ever heard like fuck in like Spanish is like cohere. but pisades how like hondurans describe it and it's literally like the official term of what pisades is like to step on but it's like what they refer to like when chickens fuck so like when a chick because i i don't know i'm pretty sure chickens like get on top of each other or something like that to do like the nasty so like that's how hondurans describe like they do amount they're called pisando i have to ask my my classic white girl question of every latin person that i meet what is your opinion of ground beef tacos

ground beef tacos what? You know how like white family Like Taco Bell? Yeah Yes No I personally wouldn't eat it Why?

All power to you I don't personally like ground beef I just don't like ground beef I don't like meatballs I don't like ground beef Like at all I love ground beef I like a good old steak

Get it up there kid I don't like ground beef tacos I can't It just doesn't have like enough flavor But it has all you could add all the seasoning That you add I just always think Ground beef is dry.

Well, you know, like, what could change your mind? Because I eat a lot of ground beef when I was, like, really anemic is the Wagyu ground beef. It's so opposite of dry. The Wagyu. It's so. That's like cheating, though. Fatty. It's a really good meat.

But I'm very anti-ground beef, like, taco as well. Why? It's so good to me. That's like the, what is the better taco? Steak. Pork. Chicken. You ever have, like, Alpaste.

Salmon. I'm like, octopus. Like, when you go to, like, a real taco spot, like, what is? your order. Not Chipotle and not Taco Bell. It's hard for me. They don't do ground beef. I'll do chicken, but I prefer ground beef. I think it's

amazing. I feel like Alpastor is hard to be. Do you ever get Alpastor? What is it? With a big spitting wheel. With a little pineapple? It's the pork with pineapple. Pina. I don't like, there's like, you know that one quote from Alabama Elementary is like fruit shouldn't be hot? It's like, yeah. Agree. I can't.

Yeah. Fruit and meat is a no-go for you. Absolutely not. What the hell? Like, when People put, like, the fruit in the salads. I'm like, don't piss me off. That's so good. Like, that really, like, you also don't like, not like fruit and dessert. Okay, I've gotten in trouble for this. I hate, okay, controversial, I hate Latino desserts.

I hate every single one. They're all disgusting. I think, sorry, white people do dessert the best. I'm sorry. One thing about a white woman, she will bake. She will bake. Bread, velvet cake. Hello.

Buttercream frosting. I hate flan. I hate Tresaleches. Really? I hate, I hate, like. Okay, but you don't hate. Churros. They're disgusting. I don't like churros. No, I don't. What about those little, uh, sometimes I'll get those like chomoi candies. You ever have that? I love chumoy. Well, those, that's not, to me, that's not like a sweet. But I like, you know, but I like those. I tried it for like the first time, like, because I think like they sent me like a candy or something. It was a little suspicious. I'm like why. But they sent to me and I was like, sure, it's peach rings. And they were really good. Yeah, yeah. But I didn't grow up eating that. That's like very like Mexican. So I tried your theory on the vanilla ice cream thing the other day. And, um, I. Oh, what's his theory? Okay. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. Okay. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. explain this because there was a whole

I just think that people get too carried away with making their desserts too creative and too weird and like if you just try vanilla ice cream it's amazing I only get vanilla only vanilla oh my like kiss you I hate mint chocolate chip I hate chocolate I hate strawberry the only other one that I'll try is like what's the

orange dreams because it has vanilla sherber? Yes what oh my god sherber? Sherber is so good I love Sherber there's no reason to hate on Sherber right now I don't care if it's yellow. I don't care if it's orange. It's so good. Like, I love citrus. Like, I love it. This is blowing my mind. So I was like, okay, let's give this theory a chance.

My son got sick. So I was like, you know what? Let's give him ice cream for the first time. So I was like, let's start with vanilla. Bought vanilla ice cream. And I was like, I hated it. How is that possible? I don't know, but I hated it. It's delicious. I don't hate it, but there's better

flavors than vanilla. I don't know. Strawberry. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew, strawberry ice cream. You know how they would have

Neopolitan? I would only eat the vanilla. Yes, me too. And I would leave the rest for everyone else. Well, that also is a very controversial thing because Neapolitan to me is also a no-go. Yeah, yeah. I'm like strawberry next to chocolate

is not my thing. I don't like chocolate-covered strawberries. I don't either. Chocolate-covered bananas. I like that. I hate that. What? So you didn't like the vanilla ice cream?

I didn't. And I got three different kinds. I got the Strauss one. Why? Why get three-d-gat? Because I was like, let's go. She wanted to test it out. Yeah.

I really wanted to, like, give your thing a chance. And you didn't like any of that? None. I took one scoop out of the egg of the shit. Did you try, like, vanilla bean versus, like, vanilla? Yes, vanilla beans. I've got two vanilla beans. But then.

They all taste something like me. I'm not going to laugh. But then if I were to go to, like, Ikea or a Costco and just get the single scoop, I like that. What do you? And it's just, is that vanilla, right? Oh, yeah. But it's almost like. IKEA.

I was going to say, I didn't know they had ice cream. I think they had soft. They had a softener. They had a softener. They had a softener. Do you like softser. Soft serve's really good. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Soft serve's next level. Do you do the dip cone, right? I don't do all that. But I do like soft serve ice cream, yeah. But to me, not liking vanilla's like, you know, the people are like, I hate the taste of water. Girl. Yeah, okay. I can see that.

My ex is like that. He only drinks, like, flavored stuff, and it drives me nuts. And I'm like, there's nothing that tastes more delicious on this entire universe than water. Than water, yeah. I love water. Me too. I'm like the kind of bitch where, like, there could be 10 different brands. And, like, I'm black for it.

I will tell you. Which one's boss? Which one's core? This is my favorite water. Which one's Dasani, because DeSni is disgusting. The worst. Which one's like Deer Park. Are you having a crisis over this new Oasis app that tells you like your water is full

of arsenic? Your favorite waters are full of arsenic. I don't even know. I don't even know what that is. I don't want to know. I don't even want to know. Because I was trying to stay away from plastic water bottles. So then I was going glass and I was going like Mountain Valley Spring, the green glass

bottles. Fairly high in arsenic. Yeah. It's like, oh yeah. It's filled with poison. It's like, what the fuck do I drink? I'm a living bliss. My favorite glass water is boss

I've each had boss is so good But it's so expensive It's just the weight of the bottle Everything about the experience with Voss is nice Yeah I don't play about water The Gatorade water is really good too There's Gatorade water? I've tried every water brand

Like known to me I've bought like $60 water online Just because I wanted to try it Wait what about your Loonin? Yeah S3 you got one here Glass bottle This is my Does that have arsenic

Wait what's the whole new Okay so the Oasis this app basically I don't know how legit it is it could be just like someone really just raking in the dollars by like making water controversial but basically like all the waters like the essential everything is just like high in these things that it shouldn't be high in so now the only ones that I get are the Icelandic waters aquaponna and fucking I don't know luan I have not so what's the deal with Luna third party tested by who's a third party tester I don't know where do I get this water though they have it at sprouts

They have a vet air one. I love sprouts. I know. We too. That was one of the main reasons I wanted to come back to LA. I only bought, like, I'm sorry. There's no sprouts. I think there's some on the East Coast, but, like, I used to live, like, right down the street from one. And I would go there, like, almost every day. Sprofts is good.

Keep buying groceries. And what's the story behind Lunan? It tastes most similar to, like, when you have reverse osmosis water, but it's not reverse osmosis. It's from a spring. I just like that's third-party tested, because then, like, these fears that you have over all the contaminants. Yeah. there's like a QR code and then you can like look up the test results. Well, I got so psycho about water and it's so funny like the cycle you go through where I was like,

I'm not drinking out of a plastic thing. I'm not drinking out of my tap. So I bought a Brita like and I got the nicest Brita filter. And then one day I was just looking at my Brita filter sitting in the baking sun and I was like, this is a giant plastic water model that I fill up with tap water. I don't know how much cleaner it is. And one time I had a Brita for a while. I looked at it and I saw the filter wasn't clicked in.

the right way so i'm just filling up tap water putting it in a huge plastic jug and drinking it well i should just be drinking to sandy at this point who cares that's what's your 20s are for that one is just really water there's literally no way to just like drink regular water in an easy we used to buy like a kangen filter or some crazy shit i'm not sold on kangen either i have no idea how you drink regular water i think it's a install and under the sink filter isn't it a crazy if you were to like zoom out isn't it a crazy concept that water is not free. Like that is such a weird thing for me. At this point,

that we cannot live without is like not free. Bottled water was like invented kind of recently though. I think they invented bottle water in like the 70s. It used to not be that way. How there you go before. Fountain, you just go to like a water fountain on your tap. Like there was no like you never went to like buy water. Have you tried sink water from New York?

It's so good. Wait, what is it? It's so good. Sink water from New York. That's right here. Is it better than LA? I love sink water. I'm sorry, I do.

I don't care what. If I'm thirsty, I'm going to drink. Yeah, you can't, you're not supposed to drink. But sinkwater, Virginia's not good. Where? Out here. Yeah, yeah. You know, Anna, in a pinch I do.

No. I will too. But, like, New York's good. And Europe, you can drink at any faucet. Oh, my, European sink water. I should bottle up that shit in Sally. I'm not even kidding. Like, it is so good.

There's something about you calling it sink water. Does I know what it is sink water? It's tap water. It's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. It does not water. But to your point,

Kala, it's kind of crazy that we don't have water we can drink out of our taps. Yeah, drinkable water. It's like kind of crazy, you know? I mean,

technically you can because tap water is like free here, but it's just such like a... You feel good about it. Is that like an actual thing like it's free here? I mean, you know, it's like you can drink out of your sink.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know? Sink water. And it's like coming from the Philippines like growing up, we could never just like drink tap so that when I, when I first came to America,

I was so excited to be like, I could just stick it in here because we always had to boil our water or we actually always had to buy water. Would the water, like water trucks come and like fill up the. Yeah, yeah. Or in the neighborhood, you had this giant tank. We call it a tank. And it just kind of provides water. But that's also just for showing.

You still have to boil it. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of lazy. It's a tank. And you call it a tank. You guys couldn't. We're not that original. But that is that is dangerous.

Thank you. This has been so much fun. 20 years so fun. You have to come back. You have a podcast? I do kind of. Okay. Like, mysterious.

I'm trying to. Play hard to get. I do it. I did like that. But like because I moved and like I've been moving, I'm trying to like, I'm not going to film it until I have like my apartment here and like I can make like a actual set. But I do want to start another one with. I don't know if you guys know Jesus, my friend.

But like we do like a lot of like collab content together and everyone always associates us. So like we're like, girl, we need to start a podcast. And everyone's always always like coming us. So we want to do that. That's always the best like combo too. Like if you guys are like friends friends and you guys already know like there is like a synergy. Or y'all friends before? Like us where we're just not friends.

No, like I've known her for a long time. I met her through her ex. She used to open for my. That's when I first met you. You opened for Bobby. And she was like, show me your tits. It's like the first thing she said to me. Didn't get the tits but got a podcast.

But then she didn't get the tits. But then she showed me her tits. She was like, somebody is going to see boole. Yeah. Titties are going to fly somewhere. And then we have Luke. Luke, are you promoting anything? No

You can follow me on Instagram You can come to the comedy store And I'll show you where to sit And you can get in I'll let you into the show for free You work at a comedy store? Yeah I work at a comedy club A comedy store

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All right Exactly Thank you so much Sluggies We had so much fun We'll see you next We're going to take the rest of it Over to the Patreon out.

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