Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - We ♡ Musicals Ft. Caitlin Reilly & Justin Martindale

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

JOIN THE WEIRDEST PATREON EVER: https://www.patreon.com/c/TrashTuesdayPodcast Wow. What. A. Treat. This week we have two of the funniest people joining us in the stu Caitlin Reilly & Justin Maratindale - both engaged to a man named Evan. Is it the same Evan? Is he in studio to reveal a big secret?  You’ll have to watch & see! The Four Fast Friends talk ghosts living in Caitlin’s house, Britney Spears, Brittany Murphy, Gaga and all the gals, the agony of planning a wedding & weird male traits we’re attracted to. We end the episode with a game of musical charades and we’re all left wondering - was that the best time of our lives & when can we do it again? *See Esther Live!! https://www.showclix.com/event/esther-june27th *Listen to Esther's New Solo Pod!* https://www.esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com*Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop* https://www.ebboceanclub.com/for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products! FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesdayTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday MORE ESTHER:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonsterInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/ MORE KHALYLA:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A  PRODUCTION:Production Team: Tiny Legends, LLC:  https://www.instagram.com/tinylegends.prod/Stella Young: https://www.instagram.com/estellayoung/Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/Edited By:Arielle Jade: https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/

I love your shirt. I wore your merch. Is that you? Wait, yeah, you could tell? Esther? Congrats! I didn't know that was you. Your mom is Andi McDowell? She goes by Esther Pivitzky.

It's Esther Qualley. But Pivitzky has more of a And your dad, Tim Qualley. Tim Qualley. Tim Qualley. The fact that you could name check Tim Qualley. Wait and you're. Yeah, I'm sorry to bring up a bad memory. So here's the.

It was a great memory. Do you not like Britney Spears? No, I do. We love Britney Spears. She's not well. She needs to get out of her fireplace. Well. What are you talking about?

Did you not see the video where she like jumped in her fireplace and her hair almost caught on fire? You always know the Britney video that came out 30 seconds before everyone else. Like it, you don't have to. I can't make a TikTok. Can I just say, she really did need that conservator shot. I know.

She was in Mexico though. I'm, that's so, I can't, I don't even know what to say. Maybe not that, but like something. She was in Mexico though. I'm it's so I can't even know what you're saying Maybe not that but like something she was in Puerto Vallarta though And it made me happy that she was like on vacation, but then I was like who is she? Well, I was just who is she with who is she with who is she can't be by herself clearly have a phone The million dollar question like who is she with and she was just like spinning in a restaurant. Maybe she worked there, I don't know. What would be happening if she was all there? Like what would we be getting?

Let me tell you. Oh my God, we'd be getting so much. Britney Spears' heiress tours. Britney Spears, Lady Gaga duet, off of the Mayhem album. Chills, chills. Singing How Bad Do You Want Me. She would have showed up at Coachella. I know, she would have been on Beyonce last night.

Absolutely. Like it would be revolutionary. I know. What about have been on Beyonce last night. Absolutely. It would be revolutionary. I know. A 10 episode Netflix doc series about just being. Her getting back into the tour, I know. God. That's my Black Mirror episode. The timeline, what would the timeline be?

I think about her often and it makes me really sad. Yeah. I kind of feel like it's like the death of our innocence. You know what I mean? Oh. Like after 9-11, just like everything went bad. Well, it was... But I was, I actually wasn't alive when that happened.

Me too. You were alive during 9-11? I was born the day after. I have nothing to do with it. I was born 9-12. Yeah. Yeah. I was born like 2003. That's so weird because I feel like when I look at the footage, like I see you there. I wasn't there. I look just like you. No, babe, I was born like 2003. That's so weird, because I feel like when I look at the footage, like I see you there.

I wasn't there. I look just like you. No, babe, I wasn't there. I thought you were the woman in the red shirt, like waving, like help me. I'm always wearing a red shirt. Like every day. You weren't at Target.

This is actually the shirt I wore on Night One. Wait, Kalyla, before you got here, we were talking about, like, honestly, one of the hardest subjects to talk about in life, which is what would happen if Britney Spears, like, was still with it and what she'd be doing. I know. I know. We got, yeah.

Like, in an alternate universe, like, what would that really look like? Wow. I don't know if I can handle that kind of, um... Heartbreak? Yeah. Hurt? Pain? Yeah. You know what, I also do this often for Brittany Murphy if she were still alive. Oh, I can't talk about that.

Oh, you can't. I can't talk about that. Why were you at the crime scene? Well, in a red shirt. No, well, didn't, hold on, didn't Britney Spears live in that house and sold it to Brittany Murphy? Yep, yep, yep.

Oh! That's the bestos in the walls. That's crazy. I know. Do you believe in that whole poltergeist thing? Do you think it's something to do with the house? I believe in all that fucking shit. I don't think it's the house.

I believe in all that shit. I think it was. My house is haunted as fuck. Well, I'm sure the house is haunted, but I think it was full on mom was feeding her the little aluminum salts. Oh, I don't think so. It's the husband.

I just think she was a little crazy. Brittany Murphy? I don't think Brittany. I just think she's a little crazy. Brittany Murphy? I don't think Brittany Murphy's mom like wanted her to die. She was, was there a whole Munchausen situation I wasn't aware of? But then do you remember the mom after she died started dating her husband? No, they weren't dating, they were sharing a bed.

They weren't dating, they were just sharing a bed. And then the husband died of the same shit? It was just fucking weird, it was fucking weird. I think that he was fucking weird. But I'm thinking like Brittany Murphy would be like, she would be having her comeback like around now and she would be starring in like HBO. She'd be an Oscar winner I think.

Yeah. I think she'd have like that role that like, for sure. Oh, for sure. I think that she would have been in Poor Things. Like she would have taken like an Emma Stone route and she would have been into like really weird New York- She would have done something like Poor Things

and like ate it. Absolutely. I mean, Emma Stone's great, but like- But she'd have only one Oscar. Yeah, one Oscar only. Emma Stone getting two, I was like, well okay. You know I think that you should only be allowed to get one and then you're not eligible anymore.

Yeah. Well, that doesn't make sense. What if your work the following years is even more superior? You already got one. Like Daniel Day-Lewis? Like which one would he have gotten it for? No, Tom Hanks got two back to back.

Philadelphia and then a four has gone, right? That's absurd. Give someone else a chance at being an Oscar winner. There's so few opportunities. Like why do you need more than one Oscar? Come on. Because the Daniel Day-Lewis's of the world exists. No, then you're an Oscar winner. And like, we assume that every performance after that

should be Oscar worthy because you're an Oscar winner. I think that the Oscars are great. Yeah. I think they're great. OK, we get it. Your dad invented the Oscars. Sorry. Yeah.

So today, we're talking about musical theater a little bit. Have we done a proper intro? Oh no. You've just been talking. Wait, have we been recording this whole time? Yeah. Oh. You guys didn't know that?

I wish I had fucking done. Did we sit down and they rolled? Yeah. Wow. My ears are ringing, there's a ghost in there. New studio, who dis? Wait, you guys are just that funny off camera? Yeah. It's all a performance, it's just ghost in there. New studio, who dis? Wait, you guys are just that funny off camera? Yeah.

It's all a performance. It's just, I'm exhausted every day of my life. I went to Mexico and got Adderall. Whoa, that's not good. Really? I did Adderall in high school and then it completely fucked up my whole mind and body. Oh, I can't wait.

How so? I was on so much of it that I lost like 40 pounds in six months. Hot. And I'm great. Osempy? 30 milligrams? I was on long acting during the day and then short acting at night to do my homework.

And I stopped eating and the faculty of my high school called me into the office and had an intervention because I thought I was anorexic. Trauma! Oh my God. And I wasn't and I was like, no you guys, I'm just on Adderall. I'm just on panthetamines. My parents put me on it. I can't, and I was like, no you guys, I'm just on Adderall. My parents put me on it.

I can't focus. Can't focus, and then I started to get panic attacks and heart palpitations, it completely fucked up the chemistry of my brain, but I got my homework done. And also, I got my homework done, guys. You're successful, you're funny, so I think it was good. You guys, welcome to Trash Tuesday. Done, guys. You're successful, you're funny, so I think it was good. Yeah. Thank you. You guys, welcome to Trash Tuesday.

Today we have returning guest, returning champion, Justin Martindale, hilarious comedian. He has his podcast. What is your podcast called? I don't even know. I wish I knew. It's called Just Saying with Justin Martindale. Just Saying, it's so funny.

I literally watch it every week and you do funny top bullshit. Anytime there's pop music news, you know I'm in there. And then she's a TikTok superstar, Kaitlyn Riley, actress. Don't call me a TikTok superstar. Yeah. Don't do that to me.

I'm on television. But that's less relevant than being popular on TikTok. That's true. Yeah. I think. Wait, your house is haunted? Mm-hmm. Say more.

How do you know? Wait, it really is? Oh, yeah. You guys. So Esther doesn't believe in this stuff, so she might check out for a few minutes. Then what do you believe, Esther? I'm going in.

I love this stuff. What do you believe then? Do you just think this is all an accident? What do you believe? I want to know why do you think your house is haunted? Because weird shit happened. Like what? So the house was built in 1949.

I'm in! Okay. One night, I'm sleeping in bed with my fiance, and I wake up to go pee. It's like four in the morning, I can't go back to sleep, so I close my eyes and I try to go back to sleep. I'm just kind of like lying there in silence, and I distinctly hear clear as fucking day.

I'm wide awake, I hear a woman's laugh and it's clear as fucking day. How close was it like in your ear? Like out in the living room? It was in our bedroom, like in the corner. Like, ah. Clear as fucking day and then there was one time I was, it's in like, concentrated in the corner. Like, ah. Clear as fucking day. And then there was one time I was, it's in like, concentrated in our bedroom.

I was in bed, I'm watching TV. He's downstairs with the dogs. One of the dogs comes upstairs. And so the door was closed. The door opens. I see the light from the door opening. And I'm talking to him because he's, I think he's in the room, but like around the corner, and I'm like,

oh, you gonna fucking come in here? Like I was like joking around. Like five minutes go by, I'm like, oh, he's really committing to the bit and like hiding behind the corner. He's not there, he's not even in the house. He like left the house to go to the store. Like someone walked up the stairs,

someone opened the door and the door closed. I am living. And no one was there. Oh, I love it. I don't think you're crazy. I don't think you're crazy. I don't think your house is haunted. I think that there's a family living in your house

that you don't know about. Oh my god, hoarders. Oh, what are they called? Froggers. Yes, froggers. Froggers. Wait, you should really check. They really do hide in the recesses

Yeah, and maybe you don't know about little areas and compartments crawl space people. Yes crawl space people They're drinking your milk at night guys. It's a ghost. I know there's a whole Korean movie about this Parasite it's a ghost. It's so weird because like I'm so I think the Catholic mind will never It's so weird because like I'm so, I think the Catholic mind will never not make you a hostage. Are you Catholic? I grew up in the Philippines and it's like all ghosts and exorcism. I'm Catholic too. Uh oh, you guys are.

I can't stop sticking at my tongue. I can't stop. You're Filipino Catholic? Yeah. I'm Filipino too. You are as well, I get that. Wait, are you Irish Catholic? Yeah. That's my fiance, we both have fiancees too. Wow, look at us. I'm Filipino too. You are as well, I get that. Wait, are you Irish Catholic? Yeah.

That's my fiance, we both have finances too. Wow, look at us. I know. Worthy. Irish Catholics are fun. So he believes in ghosts probably. I don't think he does. It actually is like against,

it's not okay to believe in ghosts. So it's not okay to do tarot. Then why do we do the most amount of like exorcism? Cause it's fun and we're bored. Cause it's fun, yeah we. Yeah, I believe in ghosts. I've definitely had, have seen some ghosts in my life. I'm very sensitive to them. Yeah.

I'm with you. I think I'm really sensitive to that too. In fact, where I'm living right now, there is what I call, I don't want to say it's a ghost, but there's an aura. There is something there. An aura. You know what, you didn't like it. Esther, come on.

When you walked in there, did you like the vibe? No, but that's cause it was hot something there. An aura. Oh yeah. You know what, you didn't like it. Esther, come on! When you walked in there, did you like the vibe? No, but that's because it was hot in there. Not because an aura. There is something there. You have to move. And that I don't feel when I'm elsewhere. I have an aura ring. Me too!

On the same finger? My fingers are so skinny that I actually can't get an aura ring. And that's real. Ha ha ha ha. I was like, oh no, you guys don't have a four? Oh, I can't. It's all the adderall.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm. Wait, I thought you got married. No. No, no, no, I'm getting married this year. When? November. September. Shut up, September what?

20th. Don't come. Don't copy me. You are not invited. You are not invited. You are not invited. So July 20th's a great day. Yeah. Wait, I just realized, I got married on September 30th.

Shut up. So we're like, we're together. Oh my god, so it's time for our wedding babies. What was your wedding like? It was not really a wedding. It was at a buffet. Court. Yeah.

No, that's hot. No, no, no, that's hot. That's hot. I like that. I love that. Well, I'm planning a wedding right now and I hate every goddamn fucking second of it. Can I just grab your wrist? I feel you so hard.

It's hard. It's hard. It's so hard. And I hate every aspect of it. And apparently everything costs $5,000. Yes, everything. Minimum. Everything.

Minimum. Minimum. And I don't want do it, and I wanna elope, and we're having the ceremony and reception in our house in our backyard. Oh, that's cute. And so I have to figure it the fuck out. Yeah, you gotta sage that house. I know.

And my sister keeps inviting people, and I'm like 50 people max. She's like, well, we have to invite so and so and so and so, you know, so and so's dying. So I'm gonna have a dying person at my wedding. Again, well. Just such a bummer. They'll stay in the house. Right, no I'm kidding.

But it's super stressful and I kinda just wanna like call it off in a lope. Well, okay, so there was a moment where I thought about like getting married in the backyard, a small ceremony. That was definitely like a realistic option for a while. But then I just thought about getting married in the backyard, a small ceremony. That was definitely a realistic option for a while. But then I just thought about people walking through the house with their shoes on. And just having it at your own house.

So wait, I shouldn't be adding to this for you. Oh, no, no, I'm doing it. I bought the dress. The dress needs a party. Oh, she got the dress. The dress is really, really good. We're getting the save the dates out, or like, all the way. You're doing all that?

How big is the wedding? It's going to be like 120. Oh, god, why? Because he's from Georgia, and it's like family. Wait, where are you doing it? Here in LA. Where? Your backyard.

Yeah, we just got the space. Thank you for taking the track. I didn't know. The ghost actually booked in. It's a side business. Are you worried that it'll become illegal for you to get married soon? Hopefully.

That would just, oh no, we just have to have a party now. Yeah. How long have you guys been together? Three years, it'll be four and six months. Oh wow, so you like don't know each other. At all, at all, yeah. We just learned names last week. Yeah, it's crazy.

Well, no. Good luck. Yeah, we know each other very, very well. yeah. We just learned names last week. It's crazy. Well, no. Good luck. We know each other very, very well. We live together. We have a dog together. Aw, that's huge. He's my best friend. He's the best one.

What's his name, what's the sign? Evan Aquarius. Okay, my fiance's name is Evan. What? You guys are getting married to the same guy. We've been catfished. Wait, what? He said he was going on work trips.

Evan, come on out. He's living in your crawlspace. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, and Irish Catholic. Oh my God. Well, he doesn't know what he is. He just grew up in the middle of nowhere in Texas.

Where in Texas? Uh oh. He's from Texas? I'm from nowhere in Texas. Where in Texas? Uh oh. He's from Texas? I'm from Texas. For a while it was like Stephenville? No. In the middle of fucking nowhere. Obviously Stephenville is made up.

My name is Stephen, I'm from Stephenville. Texas is so big, you could literally just pick someone's name and add Ville at the end of it. Justinville? Yeah, yeah. I think there's a Justin and a Martindale Texas. It's very strange. There's probably an Esther Texas, all of it. Justinville? Yeah, I think there's a Justin and a Martindale, Texas. It's very strange. There's probably an Esther, Texas, all of that.

Kaleila, Texas, it's all there. How did you meet a guy from Texas? We met doing comedy. Oh no. And he doesn't do comedy anymore, thank God. Oh wow. Thank God, now he does art, which is great. Like painting or digital?

He's a emotional graphics artist. Oh, perfect. But he's a digital. Digital art. Digital. Digital art's really fucking cool right now. I was having a moment. Now we met doing like a comedy sketch show.

He came over to my apartment. We were riding together. And he like was sitting on my couch. And he looked at me and he was like, you're really funny. He was like, get the fuck out. Anyway, then we fell in love, so. On a date, guy took me on a 40 minute hike. And about four.

You know what? I have a theory about that, but continue. I was just gonna say like, I was dying and I was humiliated and I just had to like fight through. And I remember as soon as it was over, I like had to stop at a gas station and get ice cream to refuel. I was like so. Did you have the sticky side of stop at a gas station and get ice cream to refuel. I was so-

Did you have the sticky side of the mouth? You know I get that after podcasting. Well, I get that when I'm really exhausted. I get that all the time. I like you. I have a theory when men do stuff like that. Let's go on a hike. Let's do a beer run.

I think it's a weird, it's a subconscious animalistic response. They need to let you know, I could fucking kill you. They put you in these physical situations where they are more capable than you. And it's a subconscious thing where they need to put you in that situation

to assert their physical dominance. I think you're right. It's so insane. But it's also a thing to see, I'm gonna see if she can keep up. Yeah, fuck off you weirdo. I wanna see your virility, like can she do this? If she has a stamina to birth my child.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. Gross. It's that challenge. Is she up for the task? Will she get ice cream at a gas station? I actually think you wanna fuck dudes. Yeah, oh. I actually think that buddy.

I think every straight man at this moment in time is gay. I agree, I agree. Wait, can you expand on that? I agree, I agree, I agree. Every clip I see online, every clip, and we've talked about this at the Comedy Store too, every clip is a guy being like, a lot of people think I'm gay.

Stop right there, you're gay. No one says that. Is that how every straight comedian at the Comedy Store kind of opens up their new tight five? Um, no. Like is that what's going on? Well, it's like, okay, so for instance, I'll go on stage, have a great set, it'll be fun.

Of course. You know, and then the person right after me has to go up and without a beat, it's always like, I don't know about you guys, but I think that guy's gay. And I'm just like, can you just say good job? Yes. I don't understand it. I've seen this happen to you so much.

You have, and I've been like Esther watch and I won't name names, I've seen this happen to you so much. You have, and I've been like Esther Watch and I won't name names. But it's that shit. And I'm like, can you just say like, keep it going, like awesome, it's always like, and then straight men right now love talking about their dicks. Yeah.

And I'm just kind of like, it's so boring. And I'm like, I get it, we get it, we get it. But also like every clip I'm looking at, it's just like, man, I wish I was gay. I'm like, you're a four, we don't want you. Just stay in your lane. Well, people always talk about how it's hard like for women in comedy, but I would actually say,

no, we're not talking enough about like gay men in like the gross straight men dominated corner because even if you think about shows like Seinfeld growing up, you know there's a whole episode that's like, I'm not gay? That would be crazy. It's like the whole comedy bit of the episode's like, what if I were gay?

Ew. I don't know, how do you deal with that? Are you okay? I'm okay, it's just annoying. Cause it's just like, oh good for you, you found out what bottoming is two weeks ago. Yeah. It's like, where have you been?

And what is that? Bottoming? Well, Evan taught me about it. Okay. Your fiance. Okay. Yeah. Hopefully I'm thinking it's a phase.

No, it's never a phase. Which is what they think gay people are. Guys, gay people are cool. They're not a phase. It's not a phase. They're here to stay. They are. Happy Pride.

But it makes me laugh too because now I'm watching these guys and I'm like, oh, they're talking about it a lot. I'm like, why are you obsessed? Why are you obsessed? Wait a second. Wait, hold on. Everyone's gay. Yeah, oh, they're talking about it a lot. I'm like, why are you obsessed? Why are you obsessed? Wait a second, wait, hold on. Everyone's gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is insane. Everyone's gay. Everyone's gay. Everyone's gay. Everyone's gay. Everyone's gay. Wait. Don't look at me.

No, you're not gay. Thank you. I mean, I couldn't imagine you gay. It'd be weird. It's not weird to me at all. What gay person goes on a hike and gets ice cream? No one, no one. They get a protein bar like an adult.

That is a straight activity, ice cream after a hike. Very straight. Or like water, electrolytes, hydration. Not full on yogurt land. Wait, did you guys see that there's gonna be a Luigi Mangione musical? Yes. You did, of course you did. Is this real?'s gonna be a Luigi Mangione musical? Yes. You did, of course you did.

Is this real? Yes, yes. Is Andrew Garfield gonna be in it? Oh, I would give him a Tony every night. Is he gonna be in it? No, I wish. He should. Isn't it crazy?

I was talking about this the other night about Luigi Mangione. He has yet to take one bad picture. He is, dare I say, gorgeous. He is beautiful. He's beautiful. But is it the criminal glow that makes him more gorgeous? I don't think so.

I think now that he's in our vision. Yeah, we're noticing. I mean, he's just hot. And I'm not into like felons, but. He's hot, sorry. Have I listened to Britney's mother, I'm in love with a criminal on repeat? Yeah.

Mama, I'm in love with a criminal. What type of love is in a little alley-o? That's so good. So good. Fuck. I hope that's in the musical. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, I hate more. Why? I know. I hate it so. A jukebox. Like Moulin Rouge. Yeah, I know. You know, where it's like, you know. Just they throw in songs. Bad romance, like oh. Yeah, yeah.

I thought so clever. Karaoke musical. I hate it. Yeah. Yeah, like I actually, I'm cool with like Mamma Mia when it's all one artist. Mamma Mia is its own thing. That was the first.

That's its own thing. That's Abba, right? That's its own thing. I was the first. That's its own thing. That's Abba, right? That's its own thing. I don't need Satine being like, I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no. Speaking of this though, by the way,

Nicole Schertzinger got nominated for a Tony. People are upset. Why? Why are people upset? She's gonna win. Oh, because she upset. Why? Why are people upset? She's gonna win. Oh because she got the hat? Girl, get over it.

You know, I honestly feel like that was her just being really fucking stupid for a second. She is, she was a pussycat doll. She's not a rocket scientist, you know? I don't think that was her being like, where do I get that hat? Yeah. And then like crawling into the depths of hell.

Like, do you know what I mean? Oh, interesting. Like, I think she commented on that and she was like, that's LOL, where do I get that hat? I just don't think she was thinking. She doesn't feel like a Trump supporter to me. No, she's a judge of the mass scene. I saw her in Sunset Boulevard.

Oh, you did? It's like she's getting the Tony. Yeah. I hear she's amazing. Did you see when they had tech problems and she just picked up a megaphone and sang? Oh God. God.

And the blood at the end, I don't even know how she dies. Sunset Boulevard is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's amazing. It's a great movie. I love it so much. We get it. Yeah, I love that. I love it more.

But I don't know how she dies at the end, but just the fact that Patti LuPone originated that character, I think, I believe. And then Patty Lepone's like, I wanna go see Nicole doing it. And she did. And she did. Yeah, and she won't stop talking about it.

Why are people upset? Some chatter online about her being a celebrity and not a real, but I don't know, if they're giving a good performance. Also, Nicole Sheringer posted on Instagram around the time when she was starting the show that she always wanted to be on Broadway. Pussycat Dolls was just like a stepping stone.

So she landed. Yeah, she accidentally became a pop star. And then pop stars became obsolete. You have to pay the fucking bill. So she kind of just was this person for a while doing a hosting gig, this, that, or the other. And then she gets an opportunity to do this. And it's like, yeah, she turned it the fuck out.

Do you think she dated Lewis Hamilton for like six years? Who is that? Is that a One Direction? Wait. I don't know anybody. No, Kalyla just knows boy stuff for some reason. No, it's not. It's F1 racing.

Yes. Shut the fuck up. I forgot, I forgot. Yes, I forgot. The only man in the room. You shut the fuck up. Freeze. You have to know who he is

because he's the only black guy in the entire thing and he's the only non-NEPO baby that actually- So now I'm racist too? Yes. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is he an actor? No, he's a good point. Wait, was he on?

Hold on, hold on. Okay. No, he looks like the guy in, why am I 58 years old? He looks like the guy, no, he looks like the guy in, oh, fuck, fuck me in the ass. Emily in Paris, Emily in Paris. He looks like one of the love interests in Emily in Paris. So you think all black men look the same?

No, No. Wait, can I say also, there's a difference between celebrity in a musical or on the stage versus stunt casting. Stunt casting. What's stunt casting? Stunt casting is like when how, for some reason, one of the greatest musicals of all time, Chicago,

they just use that as a revolving door for whoever just got eliminated. Erica Jane, Pamela Anderson. Can I say that Erica Jane turned it the fuck out? I mean, Erica Jane is that. Yeah. Right now, they have Ashley Graham in Chicago. And apparently, everyone's mad because she's so bad

that it's not even fun. It's like have someone that has a little bit of erratas, you know what I mean? So we're talking about Pam Anderson. Lisa Rinna. Ariana Maddox. Oh my god, I would have sold my arms for that. Apparently she was amazing.

That's what I hear. Like she was amazing. Who, Ariana Maddox? Is that her name? Ariana Maddox. Ariana? Is it Ariana? I saw her driving the other day.

Oh wow. Yeah. I saw her driving the other day. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm really excited. We have a brand new tier to our Patreon that we are so excited to debut. Kalyla, will you tell them a little bit more about it? Well, you know, at first we were like, okay, you know, let's keep it safe. This is a safe place.

Let's keep it friendly and wholesome in here. But it's like, you know what? Maybe we miss our haters a little bit. Yeah. We're getting lonely over here. And just what we've done for you. We have created the first ever Patreon hater tier. As a hater, you will be heard, you will be seen, your vote will count.

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But we'll shout be shouting out our haters next There's a lot of controversy about Nick Jonas right now because he's in the last five years Brandon and Thomas, and who knows, maybe we'll be shouting out our haters next. There's a lot of controversy about Nick Jonas right now because he's in the last. Oh, the last five years, he can't sing that part. Yeah. Sorry. Wait, how do you know? Well, I love the last five years.

Me too. Are you a Shixxer goddess? What? You're a Shixxer goddess? Yeah. I can tell. There was like a clip of him singing and he doesn't have it in him to sing.

Yeah, he does that weird thing. He's a pop guy, oh my God. I don't know. He doesn't have it. No, he doesn't have it. That didn't sound that bad to me. No, it's bad. But people are also upset because he's not Jewish

and it's famously a very Jewish role. Because it's a Jewish guy that falls for it. There's a lot of people cosplaying being Jewish these days. Really? Mm-hmm. Say it. Me. Me. Obviously.

I kind of feel like that's like a thing with casting and then I'll find out like, wait, so and so's not Jewish? That's like their whole career. I know, I see that happen a lot too. That happens a lot. And I think that's weird. Is Adrian Brody Jewish?

I don't know. I dare not say. He has to be. I can't speculate, I'm not allowed. He's been in two Holocaust movies. Yeah, he has to be. If he's not, what a gag. He is. That would be absolutely fucking nuts.

Could you imagine? He was not Jewish. You're like, wait a minute. That would be crazy. Although he is Esther-style Jewish, which is through his dad only, not his mom. Which some people get nitpicky about that, but come for me and I will fight you on it.

Are you more Jewish if it's through your mom? There's someone on my mom's side that is Jewish, so I could technically go on birthright. Yeah, you could. I'm like a 16th Jewish. Are you not allowed on birthright? No, I'm allowed on birthright. I just didn't wanna go cause I was scared to go to Israel.

Why? Go in, queen, go in. For the same reason she's afraid of Coachella. I'm afraid of Coachella. You are? I'm afraid of Coachella. I never wanna go. I've never been and I never will. You couldn't pay me to go.

No. You could not pay me to go to that fucking horror fest. No, absolutely not. Are you kidding me? No. Wow. You're a pop music loving gay man. Yeah, from my couch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an adult. The live stream. I live streamed it, it was the best time ever. I know. I live streamed Charlie. It was the best. If I'm going to Coachella, which I would never,

I'd rather have a panic attack and an overturned porta potty. Oh my God. I could never in a million years. I know. You see, that's why I don't go into porta potties and they shit outside because it could overturn. But we saw Gaga doing the thing and like walking

and then there's that camera guy, like just walking around her. I got to see what the camera guy was seeing and it was fantastic. Who do you think is the best Coachella headliner? Beyonce. Of all time? Beyonce. I was there for that one.

Oh, I would have loved, I couldn't believe it. I'm like, cellularly so upset that I did not see that in person. I'll say this I'll say that the Beyonce Coachella set was one of my favorite Beyonce sets. I've ever seen You would you agree? No, I do I might be singing on Sunday. We like Beyonce. What do you mean? You might be singing on Sunday? The reason I might go Beyonce is that my friend her daughter as friends with Blue Ivy Carter What do you mean you might be singer on Sunday? The reason I might go to Beyonce Sure, sure, sure. Is that my friend, her daughter is friends

with Blue Ivy Carter. So you're friends with Gwyneth Paltrow? And so we might be going to the concert. Who's your friend? My girl. She's just, they go to school together. You're friends with Gwyneth Paltrow? No, no, no, but I have seen her eat at Connie and Ted's once.

Gwyneth, did Connie and Ted's close? No. You've seen Gwyneth at Connie and Ted's? Yeah. She ate one oyster. No, I don't know. I don't know what she ate, but no, I wanted to ask you because a lot of people are talking about Blue Ivy.

Oh. Like being 13 years old. I, she's 13. And she looks like she's 25. Well, she's very tall. She's very tall. She's gorgeous. Very talented.

I have a quick question. When are we gonna stop equating age and height? Why is it if someone is tall, they look older? And why is it if someone is tall they look older, and why is it if someone is short they look young? Why can't we learn that all ages can be any height? I wish I was shorter. Thanks. Wow, wow.

I wish I was shorter. How tall are you? I'm five, six, I'm like that middle, that like boring middle ground. You mean the perfect height for everyone. No, no, no, no, no. It's so boring. No, no, no, no, no. Why's so boring. No, no, no, no.

Why won't anyone except me? I hate being skinny and having big tits. No, it's that boring. It's that boring height of like, I'm not tall. Oh my god. No, no, no, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I'm not tall.

I'm not short. If I was shorter, I feel like I'd be spunkier and cuter and hotter. No, you are spunky and cute and hot. I'm being dead-ass fucking serious. I think short girls are really hot. I love short girls. I do.

Short girl summer? Yes. It's never happening. You either have to be tall or short. The middle, it's like being like a brunette girl with brown eyes named Ashley. No, the middle. And it's like it's so fucking boring.

You mean the girls that always are taken? No. The girls who always have a lover named Ashley. No, the middle age. And I'm like, it's so fucking boring. You mean the girls that always are taken? No. The girls who always have a lover? No, no. It's like that girl on TikTok where you're like, she's like a food prep influencer, right? And you really like her vibe. And you're like, you follow her and her name's Ashley Jane.

And you're like, oh my God, I love Ashley Jane. And then Ashley Jane's getting married. And you're like, oh my God, good for Ashley Jane. And then like Ashley Jane's getting married. You're like, oh my God, good for Ashley Jane. And then it's like the fiance or husband revealed and it's like the ugliest mother fucker you've ever seen in your life. A toad, yeah. A fucking bridge troll.

You're like, that's Steve? The fucking roach guy from Men in Black. Yeah. Sugar water. Sugar water. Oh, sugar water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys, don't be mean. Steve and Ashley have been my only friends

this past year, OK? They're getting me through a really hard time. I'm sorry. Is your fiance, is Evan taller than you? He's taller than me, but he has a weird thing where he thinks, or I think he wants to think I'm taller than I am. So we've been together for seven years

and he's like, you're like five eight, right? I'm like, no, babe, I'm like five, five, five, six. He's like, no, come on, no, you're taller than that. Come on, you're taller than that. I was like, no. And he says this while you guys are having sex. Yeah. He's like, you're five eight, you're five eight. Yeah, I feel like he wants me to be taller. No, babe, I'm like, I'm like, no. And he says this while you guys are having sex. Yeah. He's like, you're 5'8", you're 5'8".

Yeah, I feel like he wants me to be taller. No, babe, I'm 5'5". No, I'm like, I'm 5'5". Have you guys seen on TikTok, we're obsessed with these, like, I'm bored, tell me your most unhinged whatever. Oh yeah, I know I have a lot of those. We found one. Wait, what is this trend?

I don't know. Okay, so basically it's like, I'm bored, tell me your most unhinged. And for this one, it's what is the weirdest thing you're attracted to? And so then everyone comments and then the cream rises to the top. So we're gonna read you the last comments.

Okay, so one is, I love guys with happy trails. That's not that weird. That's not that weird. No, that can be hot. I fucking hate whoever said that because they're just trying to fish. But also- Like that's really hot on anybody.

Yeah, even on me, you think? But also all caps, we get it. When they are mad and do the jaw thing. What's the jaw thing? I'm assuming. I've never seen this. I feel like this is like a 16 year old writing this. A little head.

This feels like fan fiction. When they know the most random facts that nobody would even think about looking into. Okay, shut up. No, like a child wrote this. Yes, a child wrote this. Wait, I agree with all of them. No, but it's low hanging fruit.

It's not that weird. When they love dogs. What does that mean? It's like, did you guys know butterflies' lifespans are three weeks? Like, ah, ah! Yeah, like what does that mean? That's how low the bar is.

I actually hate it when men spew random facts about things they know. I'm immediately like, shut the fuck up! Nobody fucking ask, David! It is, when it's too random, where you know that they were just waiting to say it. No, they're trying to be like a manic pixie dream guy. Yes!

It's like a new, it's not the girl anymore, it's the manic pixie dream guy. What is, okay, I love that. Fuck off with that. Oh my God, like a man that wants attention for being quirky? Yes, oh. I've dated about three of those,

and it's something else. Okay, when they look lost and kinda miserable. This is like, stupid. This is Court of Thorns. When they look lost. Yeah, miserable, this is like stupid. This is like booktah. This is um, court of thorns. This is fan fiction. Yeah, yeah. What is that? Like fairy sex?

Yeah. Okay, what's our next? Last one I agree with though. What is it? Saying your name unexpectedly in person. Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a manipulation. This is a like very classic car salesman tactic that people do.

Car salesman. Wait, if they say, if you're like in a supermarket, and they're like. Yes, Caitlin, I'm telling you guys, look it up. When someone says your government name unexpectedly during a conversation and it catches you off guard, it is a car salesman tactic. Oh, I don't mean that.

I mean like in public, if like, if we're in the market and like I get, not lost. The market. Like if we're shopping together and I'm get, not lost. The market? If we're shopping together and I'm over here and he's trying to get my attention, I hear, Katelyn, I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, I thought it was like at a party.

You didn't think he knew your name and then he says your name and you're like, first of all, you're a loser. You are so a loser. You're such a loser. You're in an uplifting room. Wait, wait, wait. A guy like knows your name?

No. I'll do full name. You're pretty, you're pretty, you're pretty. I'll do full name sometimes. What do you mean? First, middle, last. Wow. It's kinda hot.

Oh, like. Like if I'm trying to leave somewhere, because Evan, he's a talker, he's a chatter. He likes getting to know people. He's more extroverted than I am, which is weird. A lot of people think that it's the opposite. And if he's talking with people, and I'm like, we gotta go, we gotta go.

I'm like, Evan, come on, come on. I'll say the full name. And he's like, oh, gotta go, gotta go. What version are you talking about? I'm talking about when, I guess, it doesn't have to be a significant other, and you're just in the room with someone. And I always clock it when someone's like,

says my name a little bit too much, where they're- Yes, it's salesman tactic. Yeah, where I'm like, I know exactly what that is. You know, Kalyla, here's what I think about you. Exactly, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, I hate that. That's really patronizing. Yeah, there's something that it sets off my alarms

for some reason where I'm like, what are you getting at? I've noticed nutritionists or people like that will do it. People who are trying to sell me a diet plan. Yes. Yes, it's like MLM. It's literally like any time, Arbonne. Arbonne people I think are taught to be like Esther. Is that still around?

I don't know, but all my soul cycle instructors got caught up in Arbonne. Yeah, they got caught up. What is that? It's like MLM, multi-level marketing, makeup, sales. Yeah, it was a really sad time in my life when I thought the pretty pop physique teacher wanted to hang out with me, but then I got there

and there was a pyramid on the screen. Shia! My mom used to buy Arbonne. Really? Yeah, my mom also thought that she had like an internet boyfriend who was a prince in Zimbabwe. Yeah. Mmm.

I get that. For my mom. Yeah. My mama. Do you keep your saying mama? I know, we're getting, we have to tell our moms to like, teach our moms about

Catfishers yeah, we're at that age. Yeah the other day my mom was like, did you know that Kim Kardashian is transitioning? She did not say that. Yeah, she really believes that why would you read that? She goes Facebook They get the better culture parents, guys. My sisters are getting there. My sisters are sort of in the Gen X bracket, so they're like in their mid-50s. Wait, what? There's a huge age gap in my family.

How huge? I have four older sisters. My youngest sister is 19 years older than me. Same mom or just same dad? So there's two sisters, same mom, different dad, and then two sisters, same dad, different mom. So the Brady Bunch, they got married. Brady Bunch, and then had me.

And just you? Just me. Wow. Yeah, so it's like if the Brady Bunch had a baby. This is a familiar concept. I was conceived in a doctor's office in Beverly Hills. No. I was artificially inseminated in 1989.

But not IVF or yes IVF? It wasn't IVF, it was like, it was artificial insemination. It's just like IUI. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or your parents fucked in a doctor's office. Yeah, which one is it? No. Well, when my mom would get drunk at dinner parties,

she would tell people that I was conceived in Ireland, which is a lie. I love that. She said that for years. I love that. How old was your mom when she had you? 42. Wow. Yeah.

And then my dad was 55 when I was born. Old sperm really does. Wait, how old was your dad? When he had us in his 60s. And then, yeah, my dad is a, I say this every podcast, but he would have been 101 this year. Wow. 1924 he was born.

Wow, 1934. Wow. My dad was a teenager in like the depression. That's fucking nuts. Jealous. Where did your dad grow up? I go through the ages of like how old my dad was in every single decade.

And it's like the perfect age for that decade. Like in the seventies, he was like 32. Like, oh! So cool. Right? How cool is that? I know nothing about Broadway, so you guys are going to play this game.

Oh, there's a game? Oh, we have to do the game. OK, so we're playing musical charades. OK. OK. First one. Ready, guys? Mm-hmm. Phantom of the Opera. Oh, fuck off. Good one.

I'm just gonna pull this all out. Yeah, when I pull out I... No, no. Swipe. Next clip. Oh, okay. This one. Book of Mormon. Book of Mormon. Yeah, you got that one. That was good. I got a first. That was good. I can't compete with these two. You're good at this. I can't compete with these two. You're good at this. Aladdin. Jazzercise. Little Mermaid. Counting.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Oh, six? This one I have to visually act out. Hair. Think poster. Jesus Christ Superstar. Wicked. Sad.

Sad girls. Sad girls. Sad girls in their hairs. Sad girls hair. Being pulled. Mean girls? Wait, Les Mis. Yes.

Oh fuck. What was it? Les Mis finally. Oh Les Mis. Did you just do Cosette in the poster? Wow. So good. That was really good.

I can't believe you got that. Really? Little on me? I'm like, Meredith Marks. This one's gonna be really hard for me. Hairspray. Hair grease. Yes.

Oh god, you guys are really good. You're good at this though. You're good at this. Try a really hard one that you don't know. Yeah, I'll do the really hard one. Let's do this one first, cause it's guys are really good. You're good at this, though. You're good at this. I would not be doing a thing. Try a really hard one that you don't know. Yeah, I'll do the really hard one. Let's do this one first, because it's not as, as hard. Yeah.

Rrr. The lion king? That one's so easy. That was too easy. Wait, you did, you did. That's too easy. Okay, all right. The ghost in Caitlin's attic.

There she is. Oh, god, I can't do any of these. Let's try, let's try. Yes, you can. Okay, let's try. Yes you can. Okay, let's try. Don't you fret. Don't you fret.

Wait, sorry guys. Give me a second. You can't just pull all of them out. I know, yeah. You have to, okay. Okay, this one. Sweetie Todd. Yes.

Wow. That was like. I think you'd have to make the pies. Yeah. I just had a feeling. The last pies in London. That was like. I didn't even have to make the pies. Yeah.

I just had a feeling. The last pies in London. The pies have humans in them. You want to act these out, Justin? And try because these ones are pretty hard. Yeah, let's see Justin give it a go. Oh, okay. Act out. No sounds.

Okay. Filming. Sunset Boulevard. Snoozies. Springtime for Hitler. Oh, the producers. Yeah. Nice.

That was pretty good. That was good. That was good. I'm like, how do I do springtime for Hitler in the podcast? That was pretty good. Astor doesn't go to Israel. Springtime for Hitler on the podcast? That was pretty good. Esther doesn't go to Israel. Springtime for Hitler.

OK, I don't know how to act this out. But I guess I'm going to do like, so first part. Mm-hmm. Tiny. Walking. Benjamin Button. Crawling. Bugs, bugs, bugs.

Bugs. Bugs Life, the musical? Bugs. Second part. Bugs Life, the musical? Bugs. Second part. Mm-hmm. Oh, Beetlejuice. Yes. Oh, nice.

Yeah. Esther. We're going on the road, guys. Yes! I suck at this. Oh, that's so good. Okay, I'm not really getting up. Oh, she's getting up.

She's getting up. Oh, Cabaret. Kinky Boots. Chicago? Oh, she's getting up, she's getting up. Oh, Cabaret? Kinky Boots. Chicago? Okay. Yeah. The name on everybody's lips is gonna be Esther.

I'm gonna get an ice cream sandwich after my hike and I'm gonna. You should do Chicago. Are you kidding? I would die, I would love to. Oh, I should be so glad. I need to kill someone. Call your agents.

Literally the only way for me to be famous enough to be in it is to murder my husband. No, you need to have like a, you need to do something real bad. You need to do something real bad. Okay, okay, I can have one. Okay. It Okay, okay, I got one. Okay. Okay.

It's okay. I can do it. I'm gonna act out one of the songs, okay? Yes. Okay. Great one. Great. Hairspray? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Gypsy, Gypsy, Gypsy? Great.

Harrisbury? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Gypsy, Gypsy, Gypsy? I'm running away. I'm sewing. Oh, Sound of Music. Yeah. Oh! Good job. Good.

It was like, oh good, more Nazis for me. Perfect. I mean, you love Nazis. You look the part. You would play an amazing Nazi. Produc I mean, you look the part. Oh, Nazis. You would play an amazing Nazi. Producers and sound of music. Oh, I did this in college. Okay, flex on us.

Ayahuasca. No. Anal. Yeah, I did anal for three years. Before I ever had sex, I'm kidding. I don't know how to act this out. You're looking around. You're looking outside of a hole.

Keep going. Groundhog's Day. Eat, mama, eat. Running. Redwood by Atena Menzel. Hold on, close, close. Into the woods. Yes!

Oh my god, I was like, I don't know how to do this. Nothing can stop him. So funny. Wait, how are we gonna type this? This is the last one. Last one, last one. And then I wanted to be like. First of all, thank you for giving me

all my favorite projects. Driving Miss Daisy. Uh-huh. Good. Driving Miss Daisy. Driving Miss Daisy. No. Everything's a musical. Driving. Bonnie and Clyde?

Okay, you can't spell it out with your fingers. I'm not spelling it out. I'm, I'm, maybe you can do one sound. What would that even help me? Beep boop beep boop boop boop. Oh. Spider-Man the musical? Newsies?

No. There isn't a Star Wars musical. Oh, wait. Back to the Future? Yes. Wow. Wait, that's too hard. Back to the Future?

Yeah. Oh. I thought that was an 80s computers out. I got the DeLorean and I was done like this. Oh fuck. You're right. I got too overwhelmed. I was drawing the flux capacitor.

Oh right, right. I get that, I got that. What the fuck is that? It's the flux capacitor. I don't know what the flux capacitor is. It's the whole purpose of time travel. I don't remember like details about movies like that. Okay well we're going to watch it after this.

I'm coming over. You guys, thank you so much to our amazing guests. Please come back every week. We love you so much. Justin Martindale, Kaitlyn Riley, are you guys on tour? Where can people see you? What do we do? You can see me out there.

Out there at her wedding. Out there. Got some things in the works that I cannot currently discuss. Thank you so much. Oh, love that. Project. Yeah, sworn to secrecy. Thank you so much. Oh, love that. Project. Yeah, Smore Dissy Chrissy.

And you'll find out soon. I have projects as well. And also follow me on Instagram at Justin Martindale. So yeah, just follow me. And you can find me on Instagram on HiKatelynReilly. And Justin has a podcast. Oh yeah, my podcast, Justin saying with Justin Martindale, yes.

Super funny. I'd love to have you on. Come, come come come come I've tried to get Esther. I will be there I will be there soon and slugs. Thank you so much for being here. We love you and we'll see you next week with a brand New episode Was really fun I could just sit and talk shit all day with you guys.