Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - We're Graduating from College ft. Jules & Jenna

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

today’s episode is dedicated to our sweet baby graduate — jules!! she’s did it - she’s finally done and we couldn’t be prouder. to celebrate we wore our college sweatshirts, listed off college majors that are icks, talked about BBC (Not the British Broadcasting Channel ;) ) non negotiable roommate habits & much more. congrats jules!! you have brains in your head. you have feat in your shoes. you can steer yourself any direction you choose! we love you! *See Esther Live! Tickets for Esther & Friends with Esther Povitsky in Los Angeles from Comedy Store *Want to Smell your best? By Tía Jenna  *Listen to Esther's New Solo Pod!* https://www.esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com *Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop* https://www.ebboceanclub.com  for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products!  FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday MORE ESTHER: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster/ MORE KHALYLA: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk/ Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@UCIyIoM_Nd8HtY19fuR_ov2A PRODUCTION: Production Team: Tiny Legends, LLC: https://www.instagram.com/tinylegends.prod/ Stella Young: https://www.instagram.com/estellayoung/ Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/  Edited By: Arielle Jade: https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce 

So you know how Dave has been out of town for a month? Yeah. We share a deodorant. What kind? I get that. The Crystal from Whole Foods. Okay. You know that one? I do know which one, but I don't like that one.

Why not? I don't like their scents. No, it's unscented. Oh, it's unscented. I like that. But so my deodorant is just out of town. Okay, I do want to talk about this. Oh, you're just- I do want to talk about this.

I feel like you're just ignoring. No, because I have family that is very anti-deodorant. Okay. Including my mom, who never wears deodorant. But you guys are Asian. I know she really doesn't smell. You guys don't need it. It's crazy.

I scratch and sniff her armpit like a sticker, hoping to find a scent and there's not a scent to find. Guys, yeah you never smell. Jules, I was like, get in camera. You're late. She was not tripping at all. No, she doesn't care. I was like, sorry you're not stressed, but you're late. She goes, oh, because I'm always late.

You think she gives a sh** about us? My heart was pounding today when the time went up seven minutes. This is Millennial versus Gen Z. Oh my god. Wait, Jules, are those Bobbies too? No. Those are from Urban Outfitters. I asked her on Friday night when she came over. We had a Friday night hang. Just kidding, she was

babysitting. But Jules is our babysitter now. Yeah. I'm sorry, Donuts ass-sucked on you. What? The slug community are the best, I just have to say. I've already seen three people this week who are like, I absolutely love that podcast. It is my favorite. I feel like I'm hanging out with my friends. You guys? Yeah, this girl Deanna. On the Patreon.

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I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Do you want to fish butted on me? Yeah, it was all over my socks and my sweatpants We should tell me that she did it all over you

I didn't notice I thought she did it on the carpet and then I went home and it was still on me this No, I'm so sorry. It's okay. I'm really sorry. Are you a bee? Do you never express her? We know do it. Oh, I don't, she never does that. So was she just so nervous? I don't know, cause you said she was shaking. She was excited maybe. She was shaking the whole time too at the, so. It's all Esther's fault.

No I'm not. It is because you- An inappropriate way to treat a mother. Welcome to our college themed episode. I forgot that we had a thing here. Klyla, I love your college gear. It's just dark because those were dark years. Well, then I need that outfit.

They were dark in the beginning, but I finished on top. OK, well, that's why you have a lei. No, this is for Jules. She's graduating next week. Oh, my God. Jules, I'm going to be a lei. How do you feel? What are your grades like?

Don't ask. Well right now. She got so serious. It's like Bees are so good. These are great. I took a test yesterday and that was so bad. Who cares? You have one week left. Who gives a sh-? No is going to be like, let me see your grades, your college report card, not one. These are good. Cause it shows you like you get good grades, but you're also like doing other things in life. Yeah. Like if you get A's you're kind of like, you have,

do you have any friends? I don't know. Did I? Did you get A's? There's no, you're so dumb. There's no way you got A's. Yeah, dude. And I was on scholarship for my academics, which is crazy.

You also were. So I had to maintain a 3.6 GPA every semester. Jenna in college, would I just picture her like sitting in a hallway outside my dorm, like three bowls of cereal deep, just like eyes in a book. But I don't know, it's more like a performance then like bro I actually just found some of my notebooks from college the way that I found it is that my mom was using it as a to-do list but she didn't want to throw out all of my notes from college I wouldn't either if I still had

mine I'd keep them because it reminds me of how smart I used to be and how much information I The fact that I did organic chemistry for a whole year I did this history and if I were to look at that note now That was like my favorite because it made sense to me because there was like math involved that synthesis Drowned me so for a whole year you do organic chemistry plus a lab if I were to look at my notes now I'm like, I don't know who wrote that. I don't understand a thing But also different from yours is that when I was doing organic chem doing I was doing organic chemistry Why were you taking your a theater major?

I know I took an extra math class as well because I was like, oh, this is fun. It was horrible I made my life miserable But the difference between mine and yours was it was like my only class of that. You had probably ten. Yeah. Listen, so I have a theory. So the way my mom describes bodily sense, there's actually levels to the game. I know you were saying Esther, you're ripe, you're right, your armpits don't smell good, right? But is it that is it that she it eats fully ripe or perhaps...

Rotten? No, no, no. Because Jules, what's the first level is piyot piyot, right? Yeah. And piyot piyot is not bad. Piyot piyot is kind of like a cute little... I like like a little... I'm piyot piyot all the time.

Okay, so piyot piyot is actually very cute. And then there's, what is amoy pawis? It's like a little. I'm Pio Pio all the time. Okay, so Pio Pio is actually very cute. And then there's, what is Amoy Pawis? Is like the day? Yeah, like you're done for like work and everything and then you go home and you smell. You smell like the day is like Amoy Pawis, right? Which is also kind of okay, right? Sometimes on certain types of skin,

I'm like, you smell like a chicken coop, like you need a shower. But what's the other one? Anghit? Anghit? Anghit is supreme ripeness. Anghit is supreme ripeness. And I think my theory is that you actually only have piot-piot. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just piot-piot all the time. Can you check her piot-piot, Jenna?

Even when I'm out of the shower, I'm piot-piot. Like, I can't control it. And I'm just so grateful that I feel finally seen by the Filipino culture because in my culture, we don't have anything to explain me and for me to understand myself because I feel like so validated because I get home from work and I have the day on me. And it's cute.

See I smell because I didn't put deodorant on today. Is it anghit or is it pio pio? I think it's just biot biot. Bleh. Smell it. Oh my god. It's like I'm sweating and it's nasty. Ew, you just put your nose onto it.

No, it's okay. It's fine. What's the word? Biot biot. It's biot biot? Jules, I'm sorry that Dona Annali leaked on you. Okay, but if you smell Esther, it's not beot beot. If that's beot beot.

No, but I smelled Esther too the other week. It was fine. Okay. What about the other other week in Palm Springs? Oh yeah, that was. Your voice just dropped eight octaves. I was traveling. I traveled yesterday.

But then don't some dudes like that at the, like the smell of the day and then they like to like. Of course. Oh yeah. I, oh yeah they do. Trust me, they like it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

I'm not gonna name names, but a lot of boyfriends, they put their nose right up there. Oh yeah. They like it. But I like it too. If I like you, I like all of your subs. Yeah, your smell is not like, I need to get out of the elevator.

It's just distracting to me sometimes. I think people like it. That's all. Yeah, people do. Does Dave? Actually, I don't know. I don't think he does. I do not think he does.

Dave has never been like, mm, let me smell your armpit, but in the past others have. Oh my god, my ears, ew. This feels like, I don't know, like I'm watching Bridesmaids. Oh, like you're now grossed out at my sexuality? No, no, just at your performance of it.

Oh. It seems like loser. I'm not grossed out at all. I wish you would tell me more. No, I just can't. It's just funny who the people are and I don't wanna. No, I'm not talking about that at all. I wish you would tell me more. No, I just can't. It's just funny who the people are and I don't wanna. No, I'm not talking about that. I mean your sex life.

Oh. Yeah, I'm not grossed out about your sex life at all. The stuff that Kalyla has told me. What have I told you? I'm dirty. I'm nasty. Love it. Oh, nasty little.

You know what I like about it is that you, like me, unlike what Esther thinks, we just say it transparently, directly, gently. We're not like trying to make it nasty. We're just saying it factually. No, I'm a dirty. Yeah, but you'd be saying it in your new role play. Do you role play in your new relationship?

No. Yeah, it's kind of it's like kind of a not. We're romancey. Yeah, I'm my friends. I think I love Prince. I think I love that. He's my prince. Wait, do you have a role played? No, I don't think I should never played Yeah, I don't think I can be that serious and think it's like real and then yeah But part of it is also laughing at it being like this is so silly

Oh, so you guys laugh and then? I laugh during sex sometimes. Or is it serious, serious? I cannot laugh and be horny at the same time. It is physically impossible for me to go, hee hee hee, that was so funny, and then not dry up. The funniest. Oh my God, I literally have been on. Oh, why is he, look at, Klyla doesn't do that.

Klyla doesn't go, oh, I'm, like, you're gross doesn't do that. Klyla doesn't go, oh. Like, you're gross. You're f***ing gross. But she's talking about her prints right now. She's not talking about her f***ing the air. Like, are you a male comic in the 80s?

You're so gross. But I wasn't trying to be sexual, I was trying to be funny right now. But it's gross. I was trying to be funny right now. That's gross. I was trying to do a funny thing that I've done that was funny, not that was like, ooh, sexy. Okay, go ahead, finish your little freak out. You're so nasty.

I have laughed during sex. Like, I'm not a good... You can say that sitting still. Yeah, but you can't show it when you literally on a turn around and go, ah. I literally said whatever the, I was like touch that little dangly thing that's swaying in the back of my throat. I said one of the lines from that song,

because at the time I was so obsessed with WAP. Yeah. That I did that. Remember when we were so obsessed with ass? Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, stop! Now make that motherfucker hammer time. Beanie, beanie.

Yeah. I'm not a good person during sex, I guess. Yeah, it can't be funny. Sound off in the comments if you can giggle and cum, because it can be. I don't giggle, I'm like cackling and then cumming. But doesn't that take you out of the sexual energy? Yeah, it takes you out of it.

No, because I think laughter is a loose energy, right? And so is being sexual, it's not like a tight energy. But it does make sense what you're saying. For me, it's like, we'll be going at something. Oh, this is the first time she's said anything sexual. Yeah, watch how proper I am about it. It was gross because it was like fake. Going at something.

It made me think of a mother talking about my mother or your mother saying, going at something. Look at my posture and just how elegant I am when I speak about it. You look like Humpty Dumpty. We'll be going at it. Show us how you go at it, Esther. I'll be laying there like this. I'll have a bell, sweet silver bell,

I'm soon to say throw a kiss away. And then I'll go like this. And then Dave will be like, what? And I'll go like this. And then it's donut. And I get so, like I can't. Okay, well that's like you're taking it out of. And I get so, like I can't. Okay, well that's like you're taking it out of you two

because you're looking at a fucking dog. She's there, she'll like, sometimes she'll literally like walk up to us while it's happening and it's so cute. Well, it's happening, you're just weird about it. No, you are. Say that sentence the way you would say it. Sometimes the dog will be there like while we're having sex. Yeah, that sounds appropriate, Esther. It's happening. It's happening sounds like you're

in a handmaid's tale. Yeah that sounds a little bit too. Under his eye. Hold on so Jules was like the final straw for me to break up with someone. Why? I got into a pretty not healthy relationship after my breakup. I know this, but not the extent. No. Yeah, I know. And I kind of kept it under wraps because I'm just like, I don't need my family to know how he speaks to me. Oh, yeah. Right. I was in New York.

You're so hot. It's so hard to like listen to you. Thank you. Appreciate that. And I was in New York and then he sent me just like insane barrage of like really crazy text messages. And I sent it to my sister and then my sister Sent it to Jules and then she was like she said this is the first time Jules has ever like been like No, you need to never speak to this person again I love that like she was very parental with me and she was like this is not okay

Like this is dead It was so tiring cuz like I would just hear at the Galai on the next room just like every night just screaming and like arguing at this guy. Yeah. It was so bad. Because everywhere I went even if I was gone for like five minutes he thought I was just it was crazy and we weren't even exclusive and he was like acting absolutely out of his fucking mind.

Oh you really hid this from me. Oh I hid it. Because I was in New York with you. Yeah I hid. Oh, you really hid this from me. Oh, I hid it. Because I was in New York with you. Yeah, I hid it from everyone. She hid it from me too, don't worry. But I don't care. I don't care about you. But I don't care.

If I were to say I knew, you'd be like, why did you know? I wouldn't care if you knew. We have our own special connection that you would never understand. Don't say special connection. You would never understand. All of this to say, as experienced as someone can be and grown an adult,

you can still get sucked up, sucked into something toxic. I'm actually shocked by that because I would not have seen that for you. But it's because it didn't- Because you're so strong. This is who I think, right? Yeah. It's also because it didn't start that way.

So that's what happens. It's not like you saw it and you chose to be a part of that. It did not start that way at all. And when someone like threatens like self harm, if they don't get their way with you, to me, that is like the ultimate like manipulative, like emotionally abusive shit. You guys are similar where you will just go

through something and then you'll wait five years before you tell me. And I'll be like, okay. Nia, I'm like, the second it happens, I'm telling everyone everything. You guys will hold it in so calmly and casually. Yes, both of you do that. Do you do that, Jules?

Yeah, she's the most delayed reporter. I think I've learned that from you two. I was like, why? Cause I'm delayed? Yeah. No, cause you know what it is Jules, I don't wanna put that on your I'm delayed? Yeah. No, because I don't, you know what it is, Jules, I don't want to put that on your day. Yeah.

If I really need your help, and I did eventually ask you for your advice, right? I'm like, hey, is this crazy? Yeah. Because I knew you would have like really good insight, but no, you're going about your life. I'm, I'm not going to put that on you. I think that I got to,

I don't know if this is with you too, I got to a certain age where that behavior in me started happening, where there was a delayed response. Because when I was younger, everyone's going through stuff and there's not like real big life things that you feel like people can't give their focus to you. Unless this is the last conversation that I'm going to have about this, I can't be like, just wait. I think I got bad advice by from watching a married at first sight. What? It's a show I watch, maths, I love it.

Been watching since season one. So one of the- What do you do when you're not answering my call? Yes. This is what Kaila does when she's not answering your call. I- I-

I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-

I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- Same thing to you, bro. So one of the couples counselors on there was like, do not share fights with your family members. Oh, yes. Because that's something you as a couple should be working out. And I think I took that a little too far.

Literally, yeah. Where it's like, even when someone was being abusive, I was like, okay, don't share it with your family because they'll think differently of him and then they'll continue to have this idea even after we've already resolved it as a couple. That makes sense. I'm not saying it's a good thing,

but it makes sense that that was your thought process is what I'm saying. And there's a difference between arguing and mistreatment and abuse. They're two different things. That's a good, that was good. You said something good. Thank you, thank you.

It's kind of juvenile when you think about it to like go to your friends and complain about your partnership or whatever. It's like, I think it should be dealt with like within the couple or like a couples therapist or something. As long as it's in the, like no foul play. Yeah.

Like as long as they're not being abused or you know, someone isn't like in a narcissistic trap Or make sure that you're also sharing like the good shit because a lot of times you only share the bad shit And then you wonder why your friends have this like perception of your partner and only in negative light and it's like well Bitch, you only done shared with me the bad stuff Have this i've seen this go down with so many friends where I'm like, oh, this is so easy, just break up with them, it's so, so, so bad, and then they never do and they're always together.

And you're like, finally in my adulthood, I'm like, okay, clearly things are good, they're only coming to me with the bad. Because you know when someone's like, they did this, and then you're like, just break up, it's so easy, but you're missing the whole other piece of the pie. They're reporting a fraction. Okay, so it's college theme.

Let's talk about majors and minors that like might be an ICC or a turn on. Mm-hmm. I feel like a business major. ICC. I love ICC. Communications. Remember everyone was communications.

We're gonna go through a list, Jenna. Oh. Yeah, you're not just like throwing it out there. There's a list on the board. I'm not looking because I don't want to get in me green. Oh me green. Yeah we gotta see her from me green. Okay sorry.

History major. Wet. Turn on. Love it. Yeah. Love a history major. Love it. Because you know that then you'll be like hanging out with that guy or girl and then they'll

be able to like explain something to you. Yeah. Dude, for some reason, R knows so much history. I think it's because his grandmother or whatever taught it or some shit. I don't know why I should. We'll be randomly somewhere and he's like, oh yeah, that's because in 1588,

so and so, so and so here and blah, and I'm like, what? That's really odd. That's odd. How do you, he just constantly knows all of this information and I don't know shit about fuck, I love it. We have a game called Professor Dave where when I don't know about something,

he'll get up and like give an actual lecture. That's a role play. I love that. I know, it's really fun. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna start that with, oh. Oh. Yes, I'll be there. Film major, I'm going ick going oh yeah I'm gonna go with it

wait does it have to be either or it could be whatever do you have the middle tier yeah middle tiers like yeah we could be friends that'd be cool if I was friends with you hey you know what what your problem is Jenna what what have I said to you our whole friendship I hate the most is your neutrality oh yeah I think a lot of people would agree with you. R will ask me like, would you rather this or that will be laying in bed, just like a fun, if you had to do this or that. And I go, well, but what if? And he's like, no, there's no in between. It's just this one or that one.

Which is probably really good tool too, because life is nuanced, right? You should be able to argue for both sides always. But in this case, does it turn you on or does it dry you up? Yeah, I'm not a good person. It's really hard for me to pick either or. OK, well, can you answer the question, though? Film? Ick.

Ick. Yes. Can you articulate why? I just picture people talking about like, yeah, Hitchcockcock and I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Exactly, exactly. I don't give no mother fucks, even if you're my friend. You see how amazing it is when you take a stance? This particularly happened to me

just a couple days ago though. My friend was like, oh, I went to this place because they were having a film something and I was like, Oh, I went to this place because they were having a film something and I was like, they were doing a like a 12 hour showing of all of his whoever's films. And I was like, it's like the two Bobby to. Yeah, it is. It's so he so he doesn't if you don't know Kurosawa, if you don't know Paris, Texas, if you don't know being there, who Chauncey Gardner is, you're a base. He's like flatlining right now.

Exactly. But I think that's cool for that person to like love that shit and know that and care about it. Do you know how many times he's mentioned something? And because I don't want to have the conversation of him like looking down at me and be like, oh, gosh, like you're such a peasant for not knowing that. I've like Googled shit on the side and quick synopsis so that I can come back and he'd be like,

wow, you're so impressive. I can't believe you know that. I've never in my 15 years thought to do that. I'm so gonna- That is so, I know that you do that. Because then he just shuts the fuck up and he doesn't explain it to me. If I say I've watched it and he's like, well, what's it about?

And I can give it, then the conversation is done in 20 seconds. Wait, you're a film elitist though. I am a film elitist in that I do have like a big, a broad knowledge of like old film. You have a broad knowledge of everything, of musicians, of movies, of people, of shows, of history. You have broad knowledge of everything.

I don't judge anyone's choice in anything. No. Except if you have no choice. I like that your shit is all, your playlist is all over the place. No, I meant that I'm neutral. I don't care. It's like, whatever makes you happy makes you happy.

If it's like the... Makes you happy. Like the other day, you know what he did to me that really enraged me is our whole relationship. I've asked him, there's this director from Hong Kong. He's like the most iconic director. His name is Wong Gar Wai. And a lot of his movies are my favorite,

favorite movies of all time. Chungking Express, In the Mood for Love, just superior like cinematic movies. In fact, you can't even remember a movie title is Psycho to me. But it's like, that's a movie title is psycho to me. But it's like that's a problem. And we actually we have a doctor here that you need to have a seat with. Yeah, that's weird.

Yeah, like I can't remember anything. And then he texts. I think I sent you the screenshot of the text because I was like, what kind of psychotic shit is this? He texts me a little picture of the movie poster for In the Mood for Love. And he goes, hey, you should really watch this film. After 10 years of me saying you have to watch this. And he was like, I don't wanna watch some Hong Kong director.

I would have driven to his house. And I was like, how do you know about it? He said, oh, some girl I'm dating made me watch it. And then I was like, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. You really said that. I did. I hate you, I hate you. I said, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. You really said that. I did. I said, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

Then what happened? And then he called me and he was like, I was just kidding. Do you think it's true? That what? He was just kidding? No, I think that a girl jogged his, probably was like, hey, you really, he was dating a Chinese girl.

And so the Chinese girl was probably like in the mood for love is just like a superior film. Like every frame is a photograph. And he was probably like, wow, let me watch that. And in the middle of it, he's probably like, oh my God, Kaila told me to watch this. She's right, it's great. And then wanted to pierce my heart and then do this.

By the way, is that not every girl's fucking nightmare you just laid out for the other girl where it's like you show a guy something and then he thinks of another girl. Oh, you're giving me a different way of thinking about that. That would kill me. I show a guy something I think is cool

and then he's like, oh, I need to show this to another girl. That is a knife in the chest. Cause I thought you were gonna say the one where like you do all of the work and the emotional labor and you change them in ways that are just so wonderful and then they're like meh and then they break up with you or they're with someone else

and they're just like that full. That's a myth, that's a fantasy. That's not a fantasy, that has happened. No. Are you kidding me? Cause people don't change that much. Cause I see that all the time. Yeah they do. Oh, he's gonna be better for the next, I don't think so.

I think it's fake. I think Jenna's right. I think it's real. I've seen it happen, bitch. I think so. I think they glow up with you. Maybe you just don't put that work in. It's not about me.

Oh my God, that is a hack. That's so smart. Don't make them better. Yeah, you guys are here making men better? Bitch, I be cooking in the kitchen, making them better, bling, bling, add a little bit of this, take a little bit of that out.

Not until we have a child together. Before that, I'm just, I'm not here to make your life better. I'm here to make it worse. I'm here to scare you. I'm here to trick you. I'm here to torture you. I'm not improving you. I was so smart.

No, you're right, because it's like, why are we putting in all of that work? Okay, back to our board, guys. Theater major Jules. Oh, God. It depends, because I've, I- Does it depend on the gender? No. Okay.

I had like a theater class and they seem cool, it's just their energy is- Thespian. Thespians, yeah. Like you can tell that I was a thespian. Yeah. It's bad. Yeah.

And I was way worse before. Ooh, Esther, I saw that. She a thespian. Yeah. It's bad. Yeah. And I was way worse before. Oh Esther, I saw that. She had to tow you just now. Can we roll the tapes? I looked at her boobs, okay? I was gonna say, then she just looked right at my boobs

when I looked at her. I actually was literally like, if you really look zoom in close, I was like this, like trying to not, like shaking, cause I'm like, I know then the production will have to blur it out, they don't want to. So thespian ick. No.

Theater ick. Okay, I'll go with that. Ick for sure. Ick, 100%. Easy. Health major? I know. Ick.

Why? Because men shouldn't care about their own health and they shouldn't be researching it. Oh, you're only thing about men Yeah, I'm just thinking in general. Yeah health is so it's okay. Oh, that's all right. Yeah, it's like it adjacent Do you remember those two guys that sat in the front row with us in touch me again Do you remember though? That's so nice. Do you remember or not? Yes!

With the two dorks. With the glasses? Yeah. It was like a huge lecture hall and everyone would always sit in the back and there'd be like no one in the first 40 rows and me and Jenna would always sit in the front row with these two guys. And the crazy thing about the front row is that it's like a movie theater, right? Because the teachers on a podium, you're like this the whole time,

instead of sitting 40 rows back and looking at them like that. We're looking at slides like this, the whole. That was the class where I asked you if I could have a bite of your food, and you said, how dare you ask me for a bite of my food when you know I have another class right after this. And it really, like, I really thought it would turn me on.

You know what's so funny? I never understood that behavior ever when people don't just be like, yeah, of course here have it until, until I got pregnant. When Aloha would be like, can I have a piece of mango? I would sneer. I'm like, who do you think you are? Like, I am literally like dying over here.

I'm perishing. Like how dare you ask me for this tiny grain of rice? I was so angry and I totally get it now. Well, but I wasn't pregnant. I was just fat and I just gained a bunch of weight. For me, it was more so that I had booked my days from 7.45 until 11 p.m. at night. You were so crazy.

So crazy and I didn't have any time in between. Wait, did you graduate? Yeah. Wow, so you're the only dropout here. I didn't have any time between, and I had allergies. So I had planned my food so particularly that it was like Esther would come. She wasn't just gonna take a bite.

She was gonna be like, give me this sandwich. I can't even picture, cause now I never ask anyone for bites of anything, cause I just don't want it. She scarred you. Maybe. You literally learned how to be generous from me and how to share from me.

Esther did not know how to share before me. Really? Yeah. Sharing came really late for me in life. I see that. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

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be really thoughtful about this one. Okay, psychology. Psychology. I have my answer. I about this one. Okay, psychology. Psychology. I have my answer. I'm gonna say no, ick. Yeah, it's an ick. I'm, I think it's good. You're disgusting.

I like it. It is also Dave's major, so I've had to learn to love it. No way. Was it an intentional, like I really actually wanna get into psychology or was it cause it's an easy thing to graduate with and you can get through college pretty fast? I don't know. I know he wasn't looking for getting through college.

Wasn't he like at Harvard or something? Yeah. What? He's just so smart, yeah. Wait, what do you think of psychology? I just feel like they're gonna just gaslight and mansplain you everything. Yeah, therapy speak.

And I just don't want to deal with that, so ick. Yeah, if it's the right person though, they'll do it appropriately. Like Dave will just be kind about his diagnosis of me. He also will always say things to me that I feel like maybe come from his psych major of like, you can never know what's going on inside someone else's head.

Like he always says that, which is like, you're so not fun to gossip with. Like, cause he just shuts it down. He's so decent. Yesterday, I had a moment of like rage because I just needed to. That's also decent. That's human. I was raging out at the fuck is his name, the guy from Hustle and Flow. OK, never mind. That's not good.

Yeah. Terrence Howard basically being like, I turned down the Marvin Gaye role because I found out that Marvin Gaye was gay. And Quincy Jones said that I would have to be in a scene where I have to kiss a man and I would, you know, cut my lips off if I had to do that. Wow. And I- Okay, so you're feeling rage because you're a decent human.

And I'm trying to tell Aloha, like, look at this fucking dickhead saying he'd cut off his lips. And like you, he's very neutral. He likes to see where everyone's coming from. I'm not neutral. Yeah. I'm not neutral with anything with like the queer community at all. So he should be allowed to make that choice as a man.

And I'm like, yes, but he did not need to say that he would cut his lips off if he kissed the man. Like that part is so unnecessary, but that's a kind of like neutrality that I'm just like, enrages me a little bit. That is very gentle. Oh man, yeah, cause when you said what he said, I was like, damn, I do see what he's talking about.

He was like, the homophobia is wrong. He didn't have to say that, but he's like, that's still his choice to turn down a role. Yeah. Why the fuck did he need to come, keep that shit to yourself. Exactly, yeah. Aloha is correct.

You can absolutely turn that role down and you can actually absolutely be uncomfortable with kissing a man, like for sure. But yeah, why are you like running your mouth about it? Why do you have to show it off or, to me it's like what's really going on there? Yeah, why do you have to make it so, so mean and intense and nasty?

Because everyone talked about this before, where it's like if you ask a guy if they're gay, you can kind of tell if they're like, no! Or if they're just like, uh, no. Yeah, but if they're like, no! Or if they're just like, uh, no. Yeah, but if they're like, no! If they become like outwardly biblical, then they suck the dick. Exactly, where you're like,

I would rather cut my lips off. It's like, okay, all you watch is gay porn. Yeah, it's like you just go home and you jerk off to gay porn. And it's okay. Yeah, it's okay either way. And you you jerk off to gate port. And it's okay. Yeah, it's okay either way. And you know what else also goes so far today? It's okay to do that secretly.

And, but it's like, it just sucks when it's, you have to like use it and then hurt others about it. Yeah. Next on here, engineering. Oh, okay wait. I would say this is a, ick. What? What? All of is a ick. What?

All of college is ick. How about that? If you have a college degree, it's an ick. It's Renato. Hey, Chantito, I have a question. You're on the podcast. What annoys you about when you ask me, like, would you rather questions about like this or that? What do I normally say?

I usually give you a couple of options, but you never choose either of the options. Yeah, they were saying that I'm like always neutral and that it's the most fucking annoying thing ever. Extremely annoying. They are a hundred percent right. It's a multiple choice exam and you want to fill in the blank.

Yeah, exactly. That's exactly Jenna. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, I love you. Have a good day. I love you too. I think engineer is an ick cause to me it's just like, I don't know.

I can't, you're right. I hate all majors. It's gross. They're all gross to me, except the one that Dave has. Biology is a yes. If we're not gonna do all of them, biology is a yes.

That's right, Jules. We're not an ick. I went to- Is yours biology? Yeah. I went to um... Is yours biology? Yeah. I went to this field trip last night and the speaker was this old white guy and like a professor and he was so hot. Really? Wow, so you're not into young white guys, you're into old white guys.

Yeah, and he was so smart. He was just talking about fishes and I was like, oh... Wait, were you in Long Beach Aquarium? No, it's the Cabrillo at the... Oh, the Cabrillo one, yeah. He was talking about fishes. How, why was it at 9pm? Yeah, that's weird. Cause it's the Grunion run and they only spawn at that time. But you got to see the Grunion? Yeah. What's Grunion? Oh my god. Those are like fishes and they come out after like high tide and they just like put their like eggs in the sand. They spawn in the sand. Where was this?

San Pedro. San Pedro, yeah. It was really like it was a lot of fishes. How old was the guy that you called? Maybe like 60. Okay, I was afraid she was going to say 40 something. Well I'm actually was hoping for that. You attracted to a 60 year old?

Because he was just so smart and just like, he was funny. Yeah, I'm into that. And he's into like, he knows about the ocean, which is like a big thing for you. He was so hot. And I told my friends that and they were like, huh? I don't see it.

Yeah, I see it. I'm picturing him right now. Jules is, her only type is smart. Like that's what she looks for, smart. I think smart is such a turn on. The second you feel like a guy is a little bit dumber than you, ugh.

So I'm not your type. What is the point of you? A man needs to have, he needs to be bringing so much to the table and it needs to be brain. Because sometimes it bothers me that Ar knows so much more than me. Not in a way that I dislike it,

but that it makes me realize how little I know, but you're right. It's a great feeling to know less than the person you love. You're right. I feel safer when someone knows more than me. You're right. In an apocalypse, oh my God, that's your A-team. Except that Dave says that when there's an apocalypse,

the first thing he's doing is killing himself. Also, Dave is not helping in an apocalypse. He's gonna call me. He said that me and Donut and Ace are on our own. I'll take you in, we'll take you in. You're very light to carry. Thank you. Aloha will piggyback you.

Yes, finally. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

When is college gonna become obsolete? Are you gonna want Ace to go to college? I think that college is unfortunately never gonna become obsolete? Are you gonna want ACE to go to college? I think that college is unfortunately never gonna become obsolete. I think that to me, any sort of planning ahead of like, oh, this is gonna be pointless, we don't even know the next few years that thinking that far ahead I get too stressed and just forget it, just delete it. But I think to me college is not hot because of the age bracket. Not that it's actually college.

I just think of a man being 20. Disgusting. It's like. Disgusting. It's like so nasty. Oh nasty. You better be 35 if you're gonna be a man. It makes, ugh, yeah.

Like don't come near me under 35 as a man. That's just like, ugh. And the way that they be acting when they're that age. They're just babies. They're, I don't know. Guys. Why are there hot guys in your school? Oh my, in my department, biology,

there's no hot guys. It's so annoying. Like I just, I walk around, I try to like look for them. And then there's nothing. They're always at the theater comms It's always that department and it's like they're like outgoing. They've at least got that the theater kids They're at least like outgoing and they're welcoming. Do you have a type? Not really? Yeah, it's like you have to be smart and not anti white dick. Yeah

Like I like white old dudes, but I could never, but I could never suck their dick. Tell us what happened when you saw white dick for the first time. It was, when I saw it, I was just like, oh. It was just so, it was just so pale and translucent, but it was like big, so I was like oh nice but then it was just too pale for me. I couldn't. Was it see-through?

Almost. You could see the veins? Yeah, it was just not for me. What about it being pale bothers you? I don't know. I prefer brown you know or purple or like black or whatever. Wait what is your thing with BBCs too? Come here, give me high five, yes bitch.

I've never had a BBC but I wanna try BBC. What's a BBC? Big black cock Jenna. Oh. I've had Mexicans, Filipinos. British. Yes bitch. What did you think BBC meant?

British. Bake Off. No. British butt lift. It's the British network BBC. BBC is, yeah. Yeah. It's the British network, BBC. BBC is, yeah. It's where I watch all my favorite shows. But back to your, Jules' BBC,

it's just a curiosity, you wanna be split in half? Yeah. I also just wanna, yeah. Oh my God. But you've tried BBC at the- Yeah, I did, Black Guy's like- She's done tried everything, Steve. Yeah. She done everything Steve. Yeah.

She tried ABC, BBC. But not whites. But I think he'll be... Jules just randomly saying, but not whites is the best thing ever. Do you think you could change your mind for the right white penis? Maybe, but...

Cause I don't know, he wasn't too white but then his dick was really white. Wait really? What was his ethnicity? I don't know I just met him on... I think she means like his skin color wasn't like translucent white but then his dick happened to be whiter than... That's which is interesting because typically that area for me is darker than my... Same. Yeah so that was an interesting combo you were probably expecting it to be just a touch, a shade darker. But what if you turn the lights off? It was in the car.

Oh, God, you only have sex with the lights off, I bet. No, I was exclusively lights on forever. What a creep. That's so cute. I know. I love that. I like refuse lights off, but then lately I'm like, oh, this could be like a different vibe. Yeah, I like that. Like a little night light. You know, I'm just I love that. I like refuse lights off, but then lately I'm like, oh, this could be like a different vibe. Yeah, I like that.

Like a little night light. You know, I'm just getting more mature, as I get more mature. That's cool. Your little hatch. Oh, Jules, we are well-wishers. I wish you a BBC. Wait, what about white vagina?

I've never tried a vagina. I'm down, but I've never tried. I feel like you'd be less grossed out by like a white vagina than a white dick. Have you tried? A white, uh, yeah. I know this answer. I know this answer.

Hey, we're not discussing that. Why do I not know? Wait, what? Because you think you could handle a sexual story like this? Yeah, it's like I can't tell you anything. That's true, I'm already upset. The thing is, when I tell these stories, it's not like Kaililah was like, oh yeah. When we tell each other the most raunchiest of stories, the response from both of us is like, oh yeah, that's cute, that's great.

It's a matter of fact. Like she'll tell me stuff that is like so graphic and I've seen it. No, we've gone through this. Kaililah is matter of fact, you're something different. But the response is like a gentle, like comforting, like I love that for you, as if she were just to tell me, like, I just got into the ocean and like I had a nice swim.

I'm like, I love that for you. See, the way you even said that, I just got into the ocean. I wanna punch you in the face. That's how I feel when I look at your, when you're BBC. Wait, Jules, I have a question. Do you want to be with a girl?

I'm dumb. Careful how you answer that. Careful. She said she's just down. So it means like, if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. She's just open. Yeah.

But you say you're main- Why are you like smiling a little bit? I'm just fun. So your main- I mean, it's just fun. That's why we can't tell's just open. Yeah. But you say your main. Why are you like smiling a little bit? I'm just, this is fun. So your main. I mean this is fun. That's why we can't tell you anything sexual. You're the one who gets excited, not us.

Your number one pursuit right now is a BBC. Yeah, BBC. For the size or the color? Both, but maybe more color. I like that it's like specifically about the color. Hell yeah. Do you like a white penis? I don't dislike a white penis.

See that answer? See that answer? Oh, fake answer. Well, it's not because I don't, I'm not like, yes, I really want a white penis and I don't hate it. Penises to me are like, honestly, like however they come, they come and they come. I don't have like a penile preference.

Huh, interesting. Like I've had a bunch of different colors. Interesting. My first boyfriend was black and white. What? Okay. What do you mean? Was spotted?

No, he was mixed. Was spotted? Dalmatian? That would be cute as fuck. It would be. I would love that. I don't want one. I'm gonna demonetize like a motherfucker.

Okay, we have a game and it's roommate deal breakers. Okay, let us know if the following behaviors would be roommate deal breakers for you in college, Jules. Number one, watches TikToks without headphones. I'm okay with that. Oh, I don't mind that. Yeah, headphones. I'm okay with that. I don't mind that. Yeah, I think I'm okay with that too. The second one, no.

Second one I don't care. Has loud sex two times a week. Cause that's a little too like performative. Yeah. Who cares as long as it doesn't wake me up. And like they should follow Tikalai cause I know Tikalai just puts on music and I know that she's having sex and I'm fine with that. Really? What kind of music is it?

I just put the TV, sometimes I put BBC on very loud and they're like, Hey, we've got this nice truffle. And she's like, oh, it's cake week. And so you don't know if they're going, hmm, or if it's like, oh, yeah. You know, I don't make noise, but my partner is louder than me. Really? Yeah, so I'm like- That makes sense. He's like...

He's a big, you know... The way that I feel about hearing sex is like, our culture is so fucked where we are more comfortable hearing arguments and domestic violence than people fucking. Oh God. That's how I feel. If you hear someone arguing, yeah, look at them agreeing with how I feel. If you hear someone arguing,

yeah look at them agreeing with me bitch. If you hear someone arguing, you're not like, oh if you hear someone having sex, you're like, oh my God, get a room. That's why get a room exists. Shut your ass up. You can argue in public without getting arrested. Imagine you're in line at Subway

and someone just starts fucking you. But that's literally what I'm saying is that culturally, sure, is that culturally we think there is such an issue with sex. You're elegant, yeah. I don't like arguing. But like, our and I got in trouble before, like seven years ago when we were fucking in the car,

security came, it was nighttime, we're in the parking lot of a hotel, parked way off, there's no one there, and security comes and knocks and shines away And I'm just like Now if we were arguing I bet you they wouldn't have done shit. I see what you're saying. I get your point That was a great great way to break it down. No, but still Sex in public is illegal arguing is not I was never saying sex in public

I'm talking about in a room if If they're your roommate, you dumb bitch. What are you not understanding about this? Roomy deal breakers, not in public at Starbucks deal breakers. But you were saying you went on a tangent that was like, oh in our society. Yeah. You stepped out of the room.

No, in our society, if you, in our society, if you live in an apartment, which is also society, and you hear people arguing, which we hear all the time. We're like, ooh, we'll leave him alone. If you hear people having sex, you're like, get a room, oh my God. I think what you're saying, I do get this in that

when I hear people having sex, I basically am like, they're allowed to do that, I'm gonna move on with my life. I try not to have a get a room attitude about it. But if it becomes like performative where it's like they're clearly turning, ah! Like then it's like, no thank you. You see what happens when I have an opinion? Oh. See what happens when I take a side?

I was just gonna say that whether I hear in my building someone having sex or arguing, either way I'm getting closer to the wall and listening. I am kind of a. Voyeur. Yeah, especially. building, someone having sex or arguing, either way, I'm getting closer to the wall and listening. I am kind of a... Voyeur? Yeah, especially, I think more so with people arguing. I need to know what they're fighting about and I need to take a side. I need to be like...

She's right, dude. I need to know. I'm always like, are you making her come or not? Like, be better. Give them their privacy. Don't listen in. She needs backup. All right, here we go. Getting high in shared spaces.

It depends on what they're getting high with. Like getting high or are they smoking in the area? I think any. If it's crack, if you know what I mean? Like would that bother you less than weed? Like what if you're smoking weed out your window and it doesn't smell in the house, but you're high. You're high in it, but you didn't, you didn't smoke in it.

What if you do a vape and it doesn't smell, but you're still high. Jules, what do you think? Edible's fine. See, that's why I'm madder. Okay. Unless they go crazy and they act like stupid Yeah, but if they're like chill high then I'm fine. Mm-hmm. What about brings out a gun?

guitar Brings out a gun for a sing-along when guests come over? No, that's what I would do. If there was a sing-along, I would bring out a gun. I'm totally okay with this. Bringing out a guitar? Yeah. No, you cannot.

Socy brings out a guitar every time I go over for a sing-along. And you think it's socially acceptable to have sex in public? No, you cannot. It's very socially unacceptable to bring out a guitar. No, you cannot, it's very socially unacceptable to bring out a guitar. Wait, hang on, when guests come, so hang on one second.

It depends if I'm the guest. Okay, okay. Let's suppose you and I are roommates. You bring your little clan of friends. I don't like to use the word clan, let's find a new word. Okay, my crew. Your crew, you bring your little gaggle of friends, okay? And you guys are chattin' down on your gluten-free stuff.

Ooh, she dissed you just there. Uh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, I don't like that. That I don't like. Although it being you, I'm like, let's see where this is going. Yeah, if it's you, I'm like, this bitch don't know how to play, this is gonna be funny as hell. Wait, I do know how to play one song, but you two, all I want is you. Let me, let me, let me serenade you.

It's you two? Nope, I don't like it. No Bono here, no Bono. You know how fucking you two somehow won't get deleted from Apple Music? It won't. And if it starts with A, you know when you just start, oh my god, it just starts playing.

What about if someone, if your roommate jerks off in the shower and it's like obvious. No. No. If it's a male and they're jerking off, no. Why though? That's the place that they should do it in secret. But making it obvious like there's cum? No.

Where are they splooshing? In the Ebb bottle. It's biodegradable, all of it. Wait a second. I'm okay with him doing whatever he needs to do. You know, keep it down a little bit. How do they do it standing up? And clean up.

I'll show you. I've seen it so many times. I've walked in and I'm like, damn it. And the holding up against the wall. Really? Like they're so fucking weak, they need to panic. You guys have both seen it. He's laughing because he's like, damn, I do that.

You guys have seen it? I've never seen that. You've never seen, you've never walked in on anyone jerking off. No. Dude, that's so funny. I love to try and catch R. Anytime he's in the shower, it's horrifying.

That's horrifying. Why? That's horrible. No one wants to be walked in on while they're jaying. Oh. While they're jaying. That's what we call it in our house. I think it's so hot.

I like that you say jaying because I don't like jerking off or masturbating. We say jaying. Jaying. I love that. Wait, do you, have you ever walked in on someone jaying? No, never. I used to wake up to one of my boyfriends jaying next to me. That's so gross.

I loved it. Ew! Because he would be like alsoaying next to me. That's so gross. I loved it. Ew. Cause he would be like also kind of touching me. I do not touch me when I'm still sleepy. I will claw your eyes out. I was 20 years old. I hate that shit. Leave me the fuck alone when I'm sleeping.

You start to, oh, oh. I loved it. I thought it was so cute and sweet. Have you guys ever been walked in on while you're jaying? That's so easy to cover up. Yeah, no. Maybe I feel like as a kid when I was like humping everything, but walked in on while you're jaying? That's so easy to cover up. Yeah, no. Maybe I feel like as a kid when I was like humping everything but I didn't know it was jaying.

You would hump inanimate objects. I was humping everything and I didn't realize that it was like what I was doing. Like I'd be on the school bus and you know it's like bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. And I would just like lay down on the seat and fucking like talk to people or whatever and think it was like no big deal.

That's sexual assault. Maybe that's why I feel that way about society. Wait, I never had sexual urges at that age. I was like eight years old. It wasn't sexual, it was like at a certain age you realize that like specifically females realize that like when they move up against something or hump something that it feels feels everyone shaking their head.

In second year high school at STC, we had a girl get kicked out because she would scoot back and forth at the edge of her wooden chair and under her skirt. Was it me? Instead of like, honestly, I thought it was like really cruel that they she got suspended for this because I'm like, she was trying to be discreet. She would just do one of these. She would just go to the ad show that wouldn't share and she'd be like, like this.

Why do you do it so good? And she was just like a thousand, you know, thousand yards there. Was it you? It was me. That's so much better than this. Yeah, she got suspended and I was like, that's sad. Cause I didn't know what I was doing at that age.

You were just the public humper, please forgive her guys. Wait, did you guys have that though? Did you guys hump when you were little? Yeah, I think when I was 10, I had this big teddy bear and I would like role play and like, like hump. Like he was my boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. I think that's cute.

That's so cute. Wait, did you do that? I made my bears fuck. And, I think that's cute. That's so cute. Wait, did you do that? I made my bears fuck. I made my Barbies scissors. We're talking about if you. I don't know, I'm sorry, that's worse? Me fucking a bear versus making my bears fuck? Yeah, you fucking a bear is like normal.

You're trying to feel pleasure. You just bang, bang, bang. That's just like loser. No. Oh. I did that though with my friends and Barbies. Were you ever playing with your dolls and then you'd be like, oh, my doll needs to fart.

What? But then it was just you farting? Doll. Wait, Esther, that's not the game I played. That's not what we're talking about. That's something different. Guys, yeah, yeah, you remember when. What?

My best friend Christina still brings it up that I did that. That is so funny. Hey, she's still my friend. So you were expressing your needs through a doll. Let's just move on. I was breaking off the legs of my Barbies. That too.

I gave Lisa her first period, don't worry. And instead of changing their clothes, I would just pop their heads on different bodies. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, that's smart. That's efficient. Do you still have the bear that was your first boyfriend? No. Did he have a name? I don't remember. I just know that I was humping him. Yeah.

Yeah. Actually, kids do that. It's fine. I've seen most kids to hump things and then I always have to be like, hey, kids do that, it's fine. I've seen most kids hump things and then I always have to be like, hey, so this is, I know that feels totally good because you don't want to shame. Yeah. I've nannyed like a million kids

and you just say like, hey, totally, this is like your own special time, so you do it just on your own. Yeah. Okay, because that's like, yeah. Yeah. I feel like you're gonna shame Ace.

You're gonna be like, what are you doing? Oh, Donut. If she has any inkling of sexuality, I'm like, no, we're putting, put that outside. Dave's always like, I think Donut's a lesbian. I'm like, do not sexualize her. It's so, I hate it.

You're a weird man. You're gonna have to teach Ace the birds and the bees. I wouldn't even call it the birds and the bees. Like what, are birds fucking bees? Like why do they even call it that? I will say though, this is so strange to me that- I'm gonna call it fucking for her. That's what I'm gonna do.

Yeah. You don't fuck one day. Yeah, and I'm not gonna make it weird. Because making it weird makes it weird. Oh my God, Jenna, can you do this? Can you take a picture of Esther and Dave and Z? See what your mom, they fucked to make you. They fucked.

See this? They went to make you and now you're here and it's wonderful. You guys are so nasty. No, cause you're actually nasty. You're the horniest one here. We gotta end the show. She's giving horny looks.

We gotta go for our own safety. You're just, there's something wrong with you. Esther. Ew. All right. I don't know what this was today. Well, congratulations, Jules. Congratulations, Ellie.

Thank you. On your graduation. Congratulations to our only dropout. Sound off in the comments if you're a graduate or a dropout or it never went. Both are great, all are great, go beach. Also, I'm the one you asked if you should drop out and I said, yeah.

No, I think I told you, I think I said, I said, I think I'm a dropout, what do you think of that? Yeah, you were like- But I already decided. You're like, we need to go on a walk, I have I'm gonna drop out. What do you think of that? Yeah, you were like. But I already decided. You're like, we need to go on a walk. I have something to ask you. Oh. And then I said like, yeah, you're gonna be fine.

I didn't want your opinion actually, now that you, yeah. And you were like, okay. And you left the next day. I remember that walk. Me too. That's so crazy. Well, this has been our show. I have a haircare line called eb ocean club.

And I used it this morning. Thank you, Jenna. We all use it. It's great stuff. EbbOceanClub.com on Instagram at EbbOceanClub. Jules, where can we find you? Uh, Rudy Jules on Instagram. That's it.

Wow, a college graduate. Wow. A BBC. BBC. BBC. BBC. BBC. I do stand up. I don't BBC. BBC. BBC. BBC. I do stand up.

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