TRASHFUTURE - Infernal Theories ft. Grace Lavery
Episode Date: October 26, 2020Writer and academic Grace Lavery joins the gang to reminisce about our favourite Quibs - but honestly, how could you even pick one? We also discuss how the Tories are very concerned with protecting wo...rking class students by fighting imaginary culture wars against "critical theory" while subjecting them to holiday starvation. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture We support the London Renters Union, which helps people defeat their slumlords and avoid eviction. If you want to support them as well, you can here: https://londonrentersunion.org/donate Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project If you want one of our *fine* new shirts, designed by Matt Lubchansky, then e-mail trashfuturepodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. £15 for patrons, £20 for non-patrons, plus shipping. *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)
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Extra Extra Meg Whitman and Jeffrey Katzenberg the co-CEO's of the now doomed short form video sharing service quibi are making a joint announcement on the future of the company
Hello, welcome back to trash future the podcast you're listening to right now. It is me Riley. I am also seeing Milo
Hello, it's me your boy. Um, I'm very I'm very sad about the demise of
Of the quibb the quibbs. I've seen quibbs you people wouldn't believe
Chrissy Tygan on fire off the shoulder of Ryan
Golden arm glinting in the
Then the tan house again, that will soon be lost like quibbs in rain
That's right with Milo getting 80% of that quote more or less right time to refinancialize
We also have Hussein Hussein
What is your favorite quibb that you remember from the high hey days of quibi and how will you be commemorating the company?
Well, my favorite show was Chrissy Teaghan's Chrissy's Court
So I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without that all I can say is that once again Nancy Pelosi has gotten her own way
She's packed Chrissy's court
and
Yeah, this is this is once again another example of Joe Biden's leftist agenda
To get to give more and more power to family courts and away from the true neutral judge of our society Chrissy Teaghan
Yes, and and excited we are for Biden to pack the court with the stars of failed quibi shows
And we also have Alice. Yes golden quib. I will be wearing a poppy this November
But only in memory of memory only in memory of quibi
Fuck the troops. No, this is this is the sacrifice that I care about is there's no more quibbs
There's no more quibbs
I just got three of these drops I can hit you with the golden arm at any time
These days you can't even go to the loo and have a pie in a nonce and watch a quib
These days you can't even eat a pie out of a toilet bowl
When I was growing up it would you only could have one it was it was a quibbus then
And I think thank you a latin bass
Love Latin
Don't like it go to mania
Yeah, he's coming over here from Cappadocia
Yeah, you're fucking when I drink that frothy coffee or whatever
It's Mifreda is mob, all right
Indians coming over here illegally on boats I
Like my taverner go down the taverner have some garum. Yeah, we don't want you
We don't legium. Yeah. Yeah, we're playing China play some bones
Some some car Virginia in no bed comes in with fucking elephants said you can't bring them in here
The bro flips him the V and he went five what
I
Got a little shed. Yeah outside the computer line, and I'm like no leaf or gladius
It's a big wooden gladius for you say imperial guards. Yeah, we're using a putting down
Isini revolt in the Britannia
And we're joined by
Professor
Academic and author Grace Lavery
Lately of this parish grace. Welcome to TF the podcast where we stayed laser focused. Thank you. What's a quib?
Play the theme song twice
Is
Is it an item on on the quibi? Yes. Yes a quick bite and you had like a
10-minute segment of like drama or reality shows or whatever
But the quality of the writing was such that they would be like
That was
Is yeah, she had a golden prosthetic arm and she wouldn't stop wearing the golden prosthetic arm even though
I thought that was from the Frank Sinatra movie. I couldn't remember it. Yeah, the man with the golden arm
Which is a great movie obviously
No, but we are we are memorializing quibi with our first segment the 2.75 billion dollar company
that failed to
Revolutionize or as they said rebrand idle time is there the phrase they actually used
that failed to do so because
Ultimately, it was founded on the cynicism a combination of cynicism and arrogance
Yeah, but you need busting and also the fact that if you do that if you like create your entire company as a way to avoid
Writer's Guild pay scales the quality of writing that you get is
Very me if my golden are and then he
Had it when my company suffers from pulmonary gold disease that's basically what happened
But I think it was founded on cynicism and arrogance the cynicism being that people will watch any old shit
if it has famous names attached to it and
Also people consumers have the attention spans of gnats
So it's got to be like on their phones where they watch their dumb videos and they'll clap like train seals and arrogance of
Ignoring all of the data
That was sort of contrary to that that had emerged from like people binge watching Netflix shows and stuff over the last several years
I actually have a theory about what happened with their assumption about the attention span and how they fucked it because they are
Right that nobody has an attention span anymore like I don't have an attention span anymore
But you know how you did a 10 minute bit about Latin bars
Exactly, but what the way that actually works is I watch an hour-long Netflix show and I'm on my phone the entire time
I refuse to watch TV on my phone then I can't be on my phone have to go on your phone on the TV
Exactly, it's impossible. I like that's that's the problem. It's that it's on your phone. Yeah
so I've sometimes had the misfortune of
Being in a place where my phone had reception but no Wi-Fi and I needed to watch TV on my phone
And was reduced to reading old documents that I had saved to my laptop in order to reduce exactly this effect
It doesn't it doesn't work. You're quite right
Yeah
So if I grace what quib do you miss most of their of their fine-bat catalog roll quib rules on this podcast?
I you know, I was actually
training myself in
I'm trying to be a psychoanalyst right now and it involves some some minor bits of psychopathology
Psychopharmacology basic psychiatric training. What I really found was that it was really helpful to get my training in 10 minute
anecdotal bites where I could just
Learn about somebody's conditions
And then I could just go about my day
Having learned what a subdural hematoma was but without knowing what a hematoma was or what subdural meant
It's like Chrissy Teigen's
Court show except instead of court. It's like medical training. Yeah a guy comes into court
He was like, yeah, this guy gave me a subdural hematoma and she's like, right
Well, I mean look if I'm just excited to because like the thing is the people who founded quibi
They're not going I have more information on this
So basically Meg Whitman who is the co-CEO was kind of like a state-level Carly Fiorina
She donated five hundred thousand dollars to the Biden victory fund and now consider this one of the co-authors of the
like largest
non fraud related company corporate failures in American history it went from
2.75 billion dollar valuation to closed in under like six months that person is now on the shortlist a
Republican serial business failure that person is now on the shortlist for Biden's cabinet, and I'm not joking. Awesome
It's what we call bipartisan, baby. I mean the Democrats love losers. Mm-hmm. They love them
Yeah, no, you want to look at the White House and see the expertise that brought you
Chrissy Teigen's court murder house flip
Oh, yeah, dish mantel dish mantel the cooking show with a cannon the cooking show that had a cannon wait, what and
50 states of fright which began with Berry me with my golden art. That's what the American people need at this time
Yeah, the secretary of quips. Yeah, they need more that more thing as Gray says more
Crucial information needs to be delivered by a quib. Yeah, Meg Whitman is gonna be there to make sure that like, you know, for example when
When one of like many
Tornado earthquake or wildfire preparedness
Messages has to go out
That there's a quib for it that people can digest in a short amount of time
And that's delivered to them by a famous voice
It actually makes sense because when you think about it Joe Biden's dementia is kind of at the stage where it's like the notebook
And he can only understand things for eight minutes at a time
So that is the perfect length of time in which to summarize an issue the presidential the presidential morning quib
Exactly. Yeah for me to quibble with the quib
But is it possible that it's not non-fraud related?
I've just done a quick bit of math and it seems to me like they must have spent 1.5 million dollars each day
Yeah, it was all golden
Expensive a gold armist. I mean, let's maybe they just kept losing the prop or something. Yeah
This pile of golden arms. These are all stunt arms. We're gonna go through all of these
Let's say this
We I would say the there it's not like there was a great fraud revelation like Enron or something, right?
If there is to be a fraud revelation, it will come after the business failed that it not precipitate the failing of the business
Which is again that means by she because at least like the Enron executives like they were good at fraud for a while
Meg Whitman is good at and Jeffrey Katzenberg are good at nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I think
At the boot it'd be amazing to get sued by them if they're like, hey, I'm good at fraud
Don't tell me I'm not good at fraud. This is gonna damage my my future career prospects as a fraudster
Yeah, but I convince all the other frauds. I'm good at fraud. Yeah, they'll never let me into fraud camp
Exactly any final any final thoughts on on on the quibi introductory section before I move into their
frankly delightful
Open letter that they wrote announcing their closure. Oh boy. Yeah, I mean
I guess like this has I guess like Milo kind of touched on it
But it is very much
I guess the things that I found out on the one hand is was this just kind of like a giant scam and
Was the kind of like finance model in which
It seemed to be like it seemed to be from what I read when
Like they like production companies and Hollywood companies like put a lot of money in but they got it out to like produce shows and everything
So you're kind of like wondering well, how is the money to actually run this thing?
Like yeah, I guess I'll come to your next section the second the second and main thing is like
Is the issue down to the fact that they just didn't realize that people like to watch stuff and use their phones at the same time
idea but like toilet
Watching, you know, when you when we went you we don't want to watch stuff on the toilet
We want to post on the toilet, right? We want to say yeah, they they address this question in the open letter
Oh my god, okay. Okay, so okay, so I so I will save everything until you read the letter, right?
Okay, and then maybe I'll have like a clearer idea. So an open letter to the employees
Alice, can you please yeah commence an
Open letter to the employees investors and partners who believed in quibi and made this business possible
We started with the idea to create the next generation of storytelling and because of you
We were able to create and deliver the best version of what we imagined quibi to be
So it is with an incredibly heavy heart that today we are announcing that we are winding down the business
Because it's made of gold and looking to sell its content and technology assets, but which are nothing
One oh one
There's a buyer for it
Do not try to buy the golden arm. Do not we are buying the golden. Oh, someone is buying the golden arm not us
Not necessarily us, but do not try and buy it. Oh that person will be buying it. Okay. Uh, can we can I go back to
No, no music, please
But we did achieve some things they go on
Do you want to see
Yeah, we gave some really good content. Well, no, remember there was a quibi fancast that was made of someone made a fancast
One of the shows and they sued they sued them
Amazing awesome. That's a sign of a company that's going to do well
Podcast about quibi and they the only about media outlet talking about quibi on its own terms and they sued them
Oh, yeah, just absolutely incredible. Like do not give us publicity you little bitch
But we did achieve some things they go on
We opened the door to the most creative and imaginative minds in hollywood to innovate from script to screen
The result was
Honestly, like the golden arm thing was one of the last uncomplicated
Remember how we felt my ex-girlfriend never shared
It was pretty much downhill from the golden arm afternoon
So the result was the content that exceeded our expectations
um
Expectations were low
We challenged engineers to build a mobile platform that enabled a new form of storytelling
No, you didn't you challenged engineers to monetize tiktok
Yeah, yeah, the other thing is that revolutionary about the platform. It's just like remember the turnstile thing
It's netflix, but it's all eight minutes. I'm also remember the turnstile. You had your phone. You could turn it
But the funny thing is the makers of that company
Basically have successfully won back the ip in a lawsuit. So that takes kawaii most of quibi's value
Amazing. Um, yes, and they delivered a groundbreaking and delightful service. Again. I must have emphasized
I was delighted by it. Yeah, we were fucking delighted. I have to say it was it was the best no money
I've ever spent on a free on a free week of watching tv
Uh, and we were joined by ten of the most important advertisers in the world who enthusiastically embraced new ways for their brands to tell their stories
Yeah, yeah, like big time tommy's Cadillac dealership. Um, no great now grace. You're uh, you're a storyteller a humanities person
Um, yeah, uh
You're a human in embracing new ways for brands to tell their stories
But people people love brands telling their stories, right?
I mean, I think it's something that we really miss in this world, you know
So often, uh, I'll be watching tv and I'll just think what's the story behind the brand that is advertising in the breaks of this show
That enables the show to exist. What story could be told if we just ignored?
uh, relationships between people
um
I'm just focused instead on pure
Unmitigated propaganda
I live fairly close to an enormous pepsi sign and sometimes I just stare at it in wonder for um hours at a time
As it was a time across the east river
um, there was a time when uh
When mr. Muscle was just a jacked guy who was looking for a way to clean his wife's golden arm
Yeah, they say with the dedication and commitment of our employees and the support we received from our investors and partners
We created a new form of mobile first premium storytelling
Uh, okay. Yeah
Um, and yet they go something interesting
I don't know why I just want to tell you all my medical anecdotes
But I have something funny about storytelling that I learned yesterday
Which is that if you suffer long-term alcohol abuse, you can get brain legion lesions
That make it impossible to retrieve long-term memories, but in such a way that
Uh, the the the mind cannot stop itself from making up a story
Uh, which you don't realize isn't true when you're telling the story. It's the symptoms called confabulation. It's called podcast brain
It's called confabulation brain legion is something that latin bas has
Oh, yeah, the brain legion
That's his um, that's that's his uh, that's his it's like Mensa, but for blokes
Well, it's what you just call it table
Yeah, one for the real latin heads there, um
Kaikili assistant horse though, baby
That's right. Um, they say
Yes, that's right
They go on
Uh with forkifer
We created
You were trying to do a podcast about quippy and then you just have us three idiots being like, yo, what happened to grumio though?
That guy kind of got fucked over
Yeah
Grumio grumio was a non
That was what the name was about. We had a child grumio
I don't I don't I don't think we had the same latin text but Greek origin
Um
They changed it that elicius island they changed it the elician fields
Groomio for a long time, but I just remembered that for some reason I insisted on translating him as as the butler of the house
Rather than the cook. Oh, awesome. Um, I thought it was somehow dignifying if he was the butler
Yeah, so, um, we're gonna we're I think uh, we're gonna we're gonna park, uh, latin class memories. Yeah
No, no, that's the that that is the only podcast thing that we're doing today. Yeah, we're all reminiscing about yo
Quintus
Oh, yeah
Yo
Yeah, my boy quintus
Quintu Quintus just john john ralfio
I got absolutely run up on by the britanny
embarrassing
We just learned about gaius who was an agri-cola. Um, I've heard about this bloke right, uh, quintus and he's been a victim of these slag
in britannia, right?
Yeah, no go zones
Yeah, no go zones in londinia
Exactly
So, uh, we do this all with uh with dichiopolis as well or is that too deep a cut? Oh greek. We're going we're going athanas day now
Yeah, we are. We're not going that way
We are we are going to restart this paragraph because it's great
So with the dedication and commitment of our employees and the support we receive from investors and partners
We created a new form of mobile first premium storytelling quippy outside today
premium storytelling, you know, like um the golden arm thing or the
The murder house was a house flip
Yeah, um, yeah, that was so good
I love murder house flip because at some point in every episode one of the banal presenters would have to go like
This person did not deserve to be murdered
Like murdering someone is like a fucked up thing to do and I would never do that
Just so you know, it was like it was like how jackass had to go like do not try this at home
They had to go like do not murder people
It's supposed to inspire you to decorate your house not to murder someone in your house
Focus on the house flip not the murder. Exactly. So, uh, they say and yet quippy is not succeeding events developed
Not necessarily the quippy's advantage
Likely for one of two reasons. Okay reason the first
Because the idea itself wasn't strong enough
It turns out that possibly what we did was bet everything on a stupid idea
Well, it must be reason too because there's no way it can be reason one
The pandemic is that people were like it was not
People have been watching way less tv and like media generally
People aren't sitting on the bus or queuing up and or shitting in a coffee shop
I've gotten in trouble for that before
But if you were shitting in a coffee shop, would you really want to watch a 10 minute story? I'm not sure that I would
They bet
Millions on the idea that you would billions billions with a B on the idea that you would
Rishi Sunak begging people to go to Predamon J take a shit and watch quip
It's the only way to save the economy and the thing is right
There's nothing new that we have to say about quippy. This is purely a victory lap for us
Yeah
Our goal when we launched quippy was to create a new category of short form entertainment for mobile devices
Although the circumstances were not right for quippy to succeed as a standalone company because it was stupid and terrible
Our team achieved much of what we said out to accomplish
No
Yeah, I don't think we just wanted a podcaster to notice us
That was the whole
Yeah, that was the whole thing. They're just they're huge hogs and they just want to love it
Uh, they could have judged like at some point there's a pay for access levels. Oh my god
Do you think that your hand is bonk or write a song about me?
Um
Although the circumstances were not right for quippy to succeed
We set up we achieved much of what we set out to accomplish and we are
Tremendously proud of the award-winning and innovative work that we have produced. What awards did they win? Oh?
Oh
I can tell you that
Because I looked into it publishes clearinghouse best. Oh, they won emis. What?
After risk they won like 10 emis, right?
I mean
We've had people who have won emis on this show and we're idiots, but like so no
So here's what happened. They were nominated for 10 emis and they won. I believe two
Okay, but
There's a big fucking asterisk next to that number
Because remember everything is technically a short and so right they were mostly just quibbs competing against quibbs
Because no one makes tv shorts the fun quibbs
And so for example
So they were like, yeah, they were just it would be like four or five entries in each given category were quibbs
They stacked the court, but with quibbs. And they still mostly didn't win
Oh my god
Here I have I have this. Um, I have this uh for everyone. Okay
Quibi laws because it was it's a digital short so it could also be like a youtube clip that it could lose to
Yeah, so quibby is your problem. It's just lost to like nut shot compilations
Yeah, quibby lost out my golden
Quibi lost out in the short form comedy or drama category to amc's better call sol employee training miniseries
legal ethics with kim wexler
awesome
Comedy or a drama
I think what better call sol at men
But was was this a kind of comedy spin-off?
I think yeah, I think so
It was like, uh, it was like a web show. It was like a series of web shorts for between each season
And um quibi lost since short form comedy or drama series to some web shorts that amc made
Amazing awesome. They did win a couple of awards, but it basically
Playing t-ball. They hit the ball a couple of times
Out of many attempts
That rules. I love that. Uh, so yes award winning technically right in the most funny way possible
In the most technical way possible quibi participant
That's still an award, baby
Yeah, that's right. So back to the letter
Over the coming months, we will be working hard to find buyers for these and then
Listen carefully to this next word. I'm about to say
valuable assets
Which are
Again one arm one times arm. Yes
Uh, what about the sex doll show the show with the sex doll? Oh, yeah, can we buy the sex doll?
What are the assets that they have? Do they have like the court bench that Chrissy Teigen was like delivering verdict from?
Well, because that's the thing they don't none of this ip is usable because it's all it's all such small concepts
Like how are you gonna buy the ip for the golden arms like quib and then turn that into a series or a movie?
What I mean, we're going to
Again, how are you going to do that? We are going to do that. We will be doing that. We will be doing that
I mean, we would attend all the patreon tier the bonus. Yeah, that's super bonus. You know how a golden arm tier
Yeah, so, you know, probably meg whitman when she's biden's commerce secretary is going to decide to screen 50 say
States of fright at every national park or something. 50 shades of fries
Don't change the group dm. This is porny. Was that about why the porny of the states is frightening or was it about
Sort of very small differences between different degrees. I believe the idea was that it was like a separate
horror tale inspired by the folklore of each state in the union
Which is very funny to me. If you're trying to find a distinctly like a distinctly road island or a distinctly
Galawarian kind of horror
Ah, the water fan is stop working. Yeah
So we want you to know that we got up every day and genuinely loved coming to work with the most remarkable
team
Remarkable, I'd say that enough then honestly. Yeah, I mean during pandemic times if you can get up every day, you know
That's better than me, frankly
We will be forever proud of the extraordinary partnership
We were able to forge between the best of hollywood
We'll be forever proud of the golden arm. We forced our husbands to forge and then murdered him
We found like the 10 people in hollywood who weren't pedophiles like by definition the best
And have made a company. So yeah, not technically the best
Crucially not technically the best but morally the best
We found the most available people in hollywood who were the most willing to work with us the most
Any jobs on any big films because they're not in on the pedophilia parties where you do the networking. Yeah, of course
So all that is left now is to offer a profound apology for disappointing you and for ultimately letting you down
We cannot thank you enough for being there with us. We forgive you
And for us every step give us the golden arm. Give it to us. Uh, I just got it. I just got it. Okay. I just got a message about the golden arm
Oh, yeah
Anyway, uh, so that's quippy. Yeah, that's all right. Um, I really would like there to be a situation in which we can somehow
Um, just it's just somehow talk about it again
I don't think that's back like probably like great numbers these types of people who like run
These failing tech companies will come back with another that company
All we can hope to do in the meantime is to obtain Chrissy Teigen's gavel
I mean, they they also have like links to like the biden campaign, right? So yeah, make a right
So if like biden wins the presidential election
Um, we'll definitely see make a new deal federal writers administration again, except it's just for quibbs
Right
Making him change his name to rance quibbus. So
I've heard this word so often in the last, you know, half hour having never heard it once before in my life
Um, it feels like I'm going slightly insane. This is that's that's the tf experience. I'm so sorry. It was amazing
But thank you so much for sharing this with me. What a noun. All right. So, um, anyway, let's that's that's that's some dumb bullshit
Uh, let's talk about some evil bullshit. Hmm. Oh, okay
Because in the uk it's that time again for school holidays. Is it starving children's mess again?
And with lockdown happening many poor children who depend on free school meals. So for american listeners
Um, you sort one of the ways that you can be marked as in need
Is if you're on free school meals like a social program
And so that's like a marker of if you grew up with like in poverty is you would have been on free school meals
Um, I think they basically have that in the states too, right? There's like a there's like a poverty threshold where you get free school meals
Um, well, I think in here it's much more. I think here. It's like centrally administered. No
And so it's a big it's a big thing
Uh, and over holiday time people usually don't get them and marcus rashford
Who is a footballer with manchester united has been campaigned now successfully campaigned who had free school meals himself as a kid
Yes, he's successfully campaigned to get that
Extended over the summer break because obviously coronavirus meant like, you know, you people were like locked up and starving because many parents weren't working etc
And this was a very easy popular win for the government because it just let them do that
They gave marcus rashford an mbe for this
And then they they they kind of like
Agreed to to fund the free school meals over the summer and then hey, guess what it's winter break
It it happened again. They said, oh no, we agreed to do that for the summer. Those were the summer tories
What they were saying was during the summer you get all the food and then like you keep that
So, you know, that's your that's the kind of like the stocking period because winter is kind of like best winter
Winter is for hibernation and if you've eaten your bread and potatoes
And fruit before then that's your own fault
Yeah, it's a it's a valuable
I mean, this is probably the mentality about woman on twitter who was talking about like foraging apples, right?
What? Yeah, it was like a woman on twitter was like, you don't need free school because uh, well what what before we
You don't need free school meals just go scrumping for where you live in 1957
But it's a beautiful verb, isn't it scrumping? I haven't heard that in so long
I mean scrumping for quibbies
Yeah, so I mean scrumping recording this recording this podcast does make me feel as if i'm filing off edges of my brain sometimes
It means it'll be also worth noting but like even if you do kind of like forage for food in like a town or a city
i.e. like you go like dumpster diving or
Um, something along both lines. That's a leak like you can get arrested. You'll be arrested
You can get arrested and thrown in jail for doing that, especially if you can't afford to
And let's just apply some perspective here. It's ludicrous that that's even being discussed
Also like supermarkets and stuff will sabotage the food that they throw out like the excess like they will be like
Yeah, no, if you work with Tesco, you just you just have to like throw some bleach over these like chicken breasts that you're throwing out
I want to finish I want to finish our table setting here
Uh, which is that yes, those were the summer Tories. Uh, Boris Johnson had had like you sweet summer Tories had corn rose in
He had his tan. Uh, he was still a little bit drunk from all the Mai ties and public spending only works when it's hot
And uh, the fiscal firepower we had then uh, no longer works. Maybe the money printer jammed
Um, and so now conservative politicians are basically saying that if the government spends a rounding error
to extend free school meals to
Children who will otherwise literally be starving like remember the un un high commissioner extreme poverty gave a dire warning of the united kingdom
But that basically if the government does that then quant then QE will go off the charts
Uh, capitalism will collapse and we'll have another rerun of the 2008 crisis because the government spends between five and 20 million pounds
Feeding starving children who have nothing else to do and many of whom are in lockdown
If we if we give tiny Tim a single half of a potato and a heel of bread
It will be stagflation all over again. It'll be back to the 70s. What would he learn from that?
What would he learn?
They're saying that elio gabulous should extend the anona corn doll to children
Who aren't working for a living? Why can't they go out scrumping for dormice like I used to do?
Um, you ever feel like you have an episode just hijacked by a bit
Yes maximus decimus meridius from the arena. Do I feel like that often?
There you go. That's but basically right. This is
Essentially the the statement has been um, yes, sorry
We cannot uh, it our sit are this wonderful system the best that the that has ever been produced in the world
That has been the the the dynamism of the free market this thing that has lifted living standards every year up until 2015
And then we don't have any information after that. Um, of course
It is going to fall apart if we create the precedent of not murdering children with neglect
It's such an
Unforced political like
Between this and customs things as brexit approaches
It really does just seem like the tories are like in a don't text mood
And just kind of like doing all of the unpopular shit that they don't even really have to do like as you say
It would be a rounding error
But not even out of any like genuine principle that they like starving children
Just because they just don't want to do anything, you know
Well, yeah, it's that they um, they they basically can't they campaigned on get brexit done
We've got this deal. We're gonna unleash the potential of the uk
We're gonna end austerity and then mostly they just haven't done anything
They've just sort of sat in government
Uh, and then I wonder if this could have something to do with the prime minister almost dying out of like
If you think of what they have done
They've basically criminalized a lot more people and then appointed a guy to be the admiral in charge of fighting
starving refugees in the english channel
Guy admiral that's more or less what they've accomplished
And then allowing cops to commit sexual assaults. Hmm. That's basically what they've done. What a good country
Yeah, normal
Um, and so I have a few a few of them defending this um, this idea
The the obvious one to start with is steve baker who said, uh, turning a blind eye to starving children is wrong
Um, and it's wrong to suggest to anyone would but not destroying the currency with quantitative easing is also one of our duties
Oh, yeah, it would destroy the currency to feed the starving children. It's the trolley problem
Except, uh, the trolley is one track is completely clear and the other track is children
Yeah, exactly what it might it would wear down the track if you put it on the other like that would the lever on the trolley
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we need to oil the lever and that oil costs money
I think the the idea is of course that if they create a precedent that they're going to feed starving children
They'll always have to feed starving children
Then they'll have to keep doing stuff and then if we do stuff you might have to pay for that stuff
And then here's the end of the wedge, you know
Yeah, doing stuff. What doing stuff is emotional labor and that does include feeding
Providing money to uh to make sure children eat
So, you know, if we if we on the show
are um support mental health and particularly the mental health of uh of of males
Um, perhaps we should uh reassess our language when I'm talking about a wealthy businessman
Gave me a full set of tiny furniture intended for jockeys that is worth over 300 pounds
Specifically so that I would lobby to make sure that the government doesn't do anything
So that is what I will be doing from this tiny chair that I've brought into the house of comments
Everyone look everyone's tired
Everyone's like lacking productivity. Don't be too hard on yourself. You know, you won't take time for self-care
All right, you won't get all your projects done but that's okay 2020 is a bit of a crazy year
Yeah, sometimes a few children have to starve in the name of your mental health and that's fine. Um, so, uh
We also have tori mp brendan clark smith
Who said of the free school motion? I do not believe in nationalizing children
His forehead just growing as he said this
Their brendons all have like a powerful high of mind that connects via the forehead some kind of national child service
Yeah, I mean, are you nationalized children?
I do I do hate to wait. I haven't dropped for this. I forgot that I still had this drop. Would you nationalize sausages?
Yeah, that I mean look if you want to like I try not to do this is to try to do the think about how like labor and the conservatives get treated
Yeah, but they would have nationalized sausages
Yeah, of course, uh, and then there wouldn't be hungry children because they could all eat the sausages because they'd all be made
Oh, do you now we see the edge of the question?
Would you nationalize sausages because the tories absolutely will not
Yeah, and so the the thing is right if you want to think about how the the press treats the two parties
The labor gets asked ridiculous questions as though they are serious
And then the conservatives are allowed to say things like I don't believe in nationalizing children
Ridiculous statements in 15 years. I'm going to be starving to death in a gusser
One of my teeth is going to fall out and I'm just going to remember
Would you nationalize sausages and just start laughing like the fucking joker?
What was the context for that? I sort of wish that the context the context of that was um, uh,
Angela reyna going on news night. Um, just and was there was no context
She was asked out of nowhere. Would you nationalize sausages?
Had she mentioned that she especially enjoyed sausages? No
No, yeah
No, someone in the audience, uh said yeah, but like will you nationalize sausages and then the
news I present her
Then the news night print. No, it was uh, it was a youth debate. It was a young woman who said that and then
Um, then I believe it was a young bonadina matthews
Yeah, um, I can't remember I can't remember who it was
Then turned to uh, Angela reyna and asked it as though it was a serious question
And again, it is there is there is literally no powerful body person or anyone in this country
Who is committed to uh opposing this except for like
People like marcus rashford and the people who then like do like marcus rashford the only effective leader of the opposition currently
Yeah, effectively marcus rashford has forced the government to do to do something
It doesn't want to do already once but kirstenmer then took credit for it
Uh, and if if this if and if hopefully this episode this segment of this episode does not age well
I sincerely hope it does not I uh, if you get my meaning
Then uh, I then he'll have done it twice
I got so pissed off at kirstenmer because the tweet that he did was
As the tories were voting to like starve children
He was like the tory government have an opportunity to to provide food for some of the most vulnerable in our society
uh
abstained, I believe and then
um
When they voted to do it, which would not have passed without labor and peace. I believe um
He tweeted update. They didn't and it was like well, thanks kith. Thanks for the fucking update. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Whoever whoever taught you anything about that or are you just like reporting?
Are you just like observing and reporting? You know what it is? He got juve to teach him, uh, how to do uh narrator
It didn't
sake right like
At some point like I I realized satire burned out when they got
A human rights lawyer to whip the party to abstain on whether to make all crimes legal if the cops do them
But this was the thing that really got me was just like well seems like they've done the bad thing guys
You were in parliament
You could have said something there at the very least for fuck's sake. You've hair cut
Cameron dipshits
Alice I have hope of a compromise here
I think we can swing the tories to instead of nationalize children do a pfi deal on children
Where uh, we do have state funders children, but it's all it's all contracted out to sir co
And then sir co will discover they don't have the necessary children on star
And they'll only be they'll only be 10 children in the whole of britain who are all being played by a sir co member of
staff and you have to book them in advance
so uh
Grace I what I mean you you no longer live in the uk, but uh, how does this feel to you in terms of uh reminiscence
Well, I'm mostly thinking about tesco's finest pork and apple sausages
And whether or not they should be
Purchased by the british government and distributed in the united states as part of a kind of
you know, I uh
It seems disturbing. I every time I think about the uk and how I have to go back there. I feel more and more afraid
Um, it seems like people have gone even weirder than they used to be
Um, all of the prions from the 90s finally taking effect
Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's like
Again children and sausages are in many ways both nationalized, right?
They're both the beneficiary of massive government subsidies tax breaks
agricultural the agricultural industry would have collapsed or it not for the um
The support of central government. It's difficult to know exactly
What is being asked with the question?
Would you nationalize sausages? Would you nationalize children?
Except for will you take now a stupid position in order that we can kind of
Create more stupidity somehow or just like generate stupidity in order to increase our sense of the absurd and
um, our generals of disaffection
I mean, I think that's like if you want to understand
I think what's actually going on on here at like that
Ideological level grace. I think you've kind of hit it on the head
Which is that the logic the logic that the ideological proposition this out to an hour
The ideological propositions can can be ridiculous because this is just the naked exercise of power
And if you and it all tends to go but if you want to look at the
Uh, people like to say oh the cruelty is the point the cruelty is the point
But that also misses the point
Which is that if you're not on free school meals and you're desperate to feed your kid
You are very unlikely to say leave your bad job
You're more likely to take another zero hours contract at a work at a worse rate
You're more likely to not report your dodgy landlord because you just need stability
All of these things that make like the most vulnerable that a increase the number of vulnerable people in society
And b make their lives more precarious
All basically just benefit it always benefits the wealthy because they are less able to respond
They're less able to take to control their own lives and so forth
So if you want to know what this is this is basically just another pro employer pro landlord policy
And they're doing it by sort of you know spreading the children out on the trolley problem and then breaking off the handle
Yeah
Well, I mean I for one am glad that we have decided to sell our children to weather spoons
So one more and then I want to go to the final section here, uh, which is ben bradley, uh noted
Noted
Noted retweeter. Yes. Um
Uh, the he said, uh, the government has lots of responsibilities supporting the vulnerable helping people to help themselves balancing the books
Helping people to help themselves
Helping people to help themselves
Yeah, by starving them. I love to be helped. I'm so hungry and incentivize them to help themselves by removing the means by which they might help themselves
Well, then they're hungry and then they start quibby. Yeah, it's this day our daily quib. Yeah
Um
Extending free school meals to holidays passes responsibility for feeding kids away from the parents to the state. Yes. Yes
Yes, that's what it does. Yeah, it does do that, doesn't it?
Yeah, because the parents don't have a job because the economy is gone
Yeah, does it I don't understand like what I was going to say to these people have a problem with feeding prisoners
But they almost certainly do. Yes, all we do like
Like, why should we feed them just because they're in prison can't they work for a living?
Yeah, pay for our kindly nicks. I'm it while they're in there
I've been burgling before can't he burgle his neighbor
One of the bleak um thing that I have learned in in the united states. I once dated
Um, someone whose full-time job was decarceration, which is kind of a cool a cool job
But um, she would go breaking free for ounce of prison
Basically, yeah, she was
By how many people she managed to get out of prison
She went by state by state to make cases to governors about decarceration
Um, and what she said was you could always make a cost benefit analysis argument to right wing governors
And they would sort of you know hear the cost of how much it
You know how much it takes to just keep people alive and in absolutely degrading and vile conditions
And that might work, but you could almost never persuade a democrat governor
Um of anything
So she had very very limited success in in sort of the the blue states or the liberal states and did it and did much better
In the red states which I found deeply distressing
One of but that kind of doesn't surprise me because like the democrats so they so like
bloodlessly believe in the ideology of the system
Whereas like most republicans kind of just want a burger and a hand job
And if you're prepared to give them a burger and a hand job, they will negotiate with you
And I mean if you I think sort of ideologically then like it's it's often sort of sort of tossed off that the sort of
uk tories in us much like a republican
It's often tossed off that the tories and the democrats are roughly similar
And I mean, you know, this is these are things I could very much see a democrat a democrat saying
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. No, I agree. I agree
and they say uh
That some parents are not good parents ben bradley goes on and prioritize other things ahead of their kids
It's a small minority
But step out of the pc bubble and come live in the real world. Jesus. Yeah, but how is that the children's fault ben?
You fucking idiot. How is that the yeah a lot of people are irresponsible parents?
That is true, but that doesn't mean that children should die
That's not the outcome that we're looking for there ben
Listen, have you remember the currency if I were a child right and my parents were not
Uh prioritizing my welfare not having the money to buy food would simply incentivize me to uh
Shop around for a better set of parents on the market
Can't these child children simply become chimney sweeps or a gang of pickpockets led by a mysterious jewish man
I mean, it's also it's probably also worth bearing in mind that the way that ben bradley who by the way like went as far as I remember
went to like quite a
expensive private school
Like he comes from like quite a wealthy family despite being like a complete like fucking idiot
That's completely fucking unprecedented. That's true. Yeah, that's true. Well, he went he went to a very very elite private school
Which means that he's a fucking idiot
That's right
When he talks about like bad parents, it's kind of like I think about okay. Well like, you know
I would kind of argue that like
The the sort of upper middle class rich parents that sort of um, really don't like their kids and kind of
Uh, but can like afford to at least buy them things in this kind of particular framing like is are considered to be like good
uh
Morally morally correct parents. So really what it is is kind of like a very musk off another musk off moment of like
Well, if you're if you're poor then you're a bad parent and like that's it
I mean because like ultimately it comes down to a view of personal
It comes down to a view of personal worth as um, you know, how much how much you can get from capital, obviously
But also it's like oh the economy is added is the added up total of how hard everyone works and how much everyone wants it
Yeah, exactly. And so like if you're not rich, it's because you don't want it
And I mean, obviously that's not true and I feel like we talked about this sort of you know, numerous times, right?
Where it's like where this is just this this idea this pernicious idea that will not leave
That will that week that that that was just sticks around again because it is about the naked exercise of power
And it's about the naked and it's about and the ineffectual opposition uh to this idea is
I throw to this power is that fundamentally the other side
I don't know
I don't think they they're they have a limit to how far they would extend free school meals as well
That there is just a blob of
power that basically says
Feed some kids sometimes I guess but ultimately they consider as most people basically dispense
Dispendable to expendable from its point of view. Yeah, the dispendables
Yeah, that's right. So uh before we I want to sort of close out just on a on a little discussion of one more development
A little bit of a this is a little bit of a parliamentary episode really um, but uh lawmakers in the uk and us have taken aim
uh at basically something called
Uh, uh, various kinds of critical theory and that's just dressed up as gender theory or more recently critical race theory or whatever
Uh, and essentially what has happened is
Over the course of about 40 years of culture war
Um, yeah spiked has been allowed to write social policy largely for schools
So uh grace as you're an academic, right? I didn't tell us a little bit hd in literary theory
Can you tell us a little bit about what this is and why what will you be retraining as grace?
Now i'm running the re-education camps. Um the
Uh, what what what can I say about what it is? Uh, you're basically speaking. I think it's it's uh,
It's an umbrella term that the right uses to demonize to
At least two but the two main, um
developments in humanities in the united states especially since the 1980s
one of which is the rise of continental philosophy and its displacement of
Uh, analytical philosophy which was contested at the time
Not just by the kind of liberals and writers but also by some leftist academics, especially in the uk so that was kind of complicated
um, and then the other was the
80s and 90s and still to the present emergence of
Uh, what it now called the studies movements, uh, african-american studies, asian-american studies, which started in the 70s
um
And now queer studies which started around the 80s trans studies is still emerging if it will ever exist, which i sort of doubt
Um, it's all on tumblr and it's mostly about like canceling people for having an age gap of more than six months
Well, as yeah, exactly
And as the as one of the editors of transgender studies quarterly one of the in fact the only academic journal peer reviewed
in trans studies
I
I have my own feelings about tumblr. I feel sort of like conflicted about tumblr
Anyway, so it's those two things the emergence of a kind of left continental mode of philosophical critique
with the co-emergence of a
Focus on studies of communities literatures and cultures
previously marginalized within the the kind of major canonical histories of western
literatures cultures
and other kinds of cultural phenomena
Um, and the reason why I wanted to sort of separate that into two things is because actually those two things
If one is ignoring the kind of rabid race-baiting on the right, which is threatening to take up more and more space
there are
internecine conflicts between those two positions that
um, often generate or reproduce the kind of wider macro structure
But that's that's basically what we're talking about. I think
Now and the thing is right how this why this matters
Is that every because the the right in general especially always needs to portray itself as insurgent or rather
It has had to do that since
sort of the 1990s and and the sort of
a kind of
liberal cultural hegemony
It has managed to portray itself as insurgent and points out its enemies which are university professors
and uh, sick coastal sickos
Yeah, and coastal sickos all went to university where they got weirded out by university professors
Because they took any number of what are then also talked about as waste of time non stem glasses
Graven studies, you know, yeah, so but so there's two sort of lines of attack here
There's the uh, like the there's the line of attack of if it's not in a multivariate regression. It can't be known
And then there's the line of attack of you're undermining the nation
And it's very interesting how I think a lot of a lot of people who talk like this
People like a noted bibliophage Matthew Goodwin
Noted bibliophage
Are able to um, they are able to kind of flit sort of quite
Seamlessly back and forth between those two lines of attack on on twister, right? Like he's no, I think one of them
Different. Is he? Yeah, pullprop steve is different from Matthew Goodwin. Oh, Christ. Matthew Goodwin is MJ Goodwin
Yeah, well, well that destroys my point. So ignore me. Ignore me. It's very similar
um
So Matthew Goodwin is the basically a
Politics professor at the University of Kent who sort of set himself up as a kind of like white working class populist whisperer
He's like, I'm going to tell you why for why they all love forage so much
Basically, that's his thing and ironically now he's going to be in the lorry park
I mean, I mean like when you like show your ass by eating your book on live tv
I feel like the only way to rebrand yourself is by sort of like leaning into the worst of your reactionary tendencies
Shit it out on live tv as well. No, he shitted out before he ate it. Oh, okay
um
So he basically says that these white working class communities like outside of london face quote-unquote a status deficit
As the national conversation has become much more consumed with other groups in society and he didn't just say this in a column
He said this in front of the education select committee in the house of commons
Who's now looking at changing things like curriculum requirements?
Right, which leads you therefore to uh to kemi badenok saying that teaching
Uh white privilege as uncontested fact is illegal. Yes, it is so but and what I find very unless you're a cop
Then you can do it
That's our intro around this. We just every academic every like
Studies movement academic has to like infiltrate the police become a police officer
And then simply teach the way they want to and be like actually it's fine because it was for investigatory purposes
So yeah, because then you get when they get the cop coming into school
Instead of like how it used to be where the cop would just tell you about how if you ever shoplift
They will literally throw you in a cell and they don't care if you're seven and yes, you will cry
Um, and then now it's just the cop comes in and he goes by the way
It's quite a lot of you know structural racial problems
I'm allowed to tell you this because I'm all of my best theory from cops
Yeah, so wait basically what we're saying is that the only what the only way that you're going to I'll be able to
By the way, no one was doing this no one was teaching critical race theory in elementary schools
No, absolutely not
But the only way that you're going to be able to do that in theory now is with some kind of an infernal affairs setup
Yeah, absolutely. It's like 21 jump street
You come to your school
Kicked like flying kicks the door down and explain
Intersectionality to the preschoolers
The US universities and colleges often have their own police forces, which is pretty fucked up
Um, we can't and cop woke edition. Yeah, essentially what if we made the whole university out of the police department?
Yeah
What are your pronouns and how do you say them?
Uh, so professor goodwin goes on
My fear now with the onset of new terms toxic masculinity white privilege
That these will become even more of a problem as we send a signal to white working-class white communities that they're a problem
Eight new terms simple as
It's not the system more generally that has let them down
They are the problem and they should make amends for simply being who they are now
We've talked before about how that stuff means. Well, they talked before about right-wing self-talk, right?
How laurence fox got himself like in a heap of legal trouble because
He blocked me on twitter. Can I just say that? Sorry? Oh, yeah, go for it
I don't know why he blocked me on twitter. I've never had any contact with the man
But I just uh, I was trying to explain who he was to danie the other day and my husband and uh, he blocked me
Ah
Yeah, I was really proud
And you were enjoying his music as well. I know I was I found him on youtube. I found it very moving
We we we all love his song that's actually titled they want to murder your opinion
Yeah, it was it was so real so soulful
A real song that's actually called that but remember how that whole thing is like right-wing self-talk
I don't think the
As far as I'm I'm aware. I don't think that any anyone is um, I don't think like uh, uh, uh
Like stewart hall is saying that you know, you have to go into
um, you know
I got a classroom in a deprived area of linkinshire and sort of
Force all of the young men to go in like seven-year-old boys to go engage in like
A sort of self-criticism session. I am I personally am leading the struggle sessions in
Workington where I will make you apologize to me for being white even though I too am white
Yeah, that's right and the idea right that
Doesn't matter that none of this is the case. That's not saying that would happen in a management consulting firm
Not in a school. It doesn't it doesn't matter that none of this is it doesn't matter that's not the case
It's that this have there has been a a level of right-wing self-talk about this stuff
That they've all just told themselves what it is and they all basically scare themselves by reading the times and spiked all the time that like
A generation of young boys is being made to like do a yeah malice struggle session every day just for the crime of being white
Which again is not happening. Yeah, and he's supposed to learn a periodic table and now he's got to learn 50 genders as well
Where's he gonna have time for that?
I don't know why the roman guy is now in the modern era
Sorry, what is that grace? I have a titillating anecdote about spike.com if you're in the market, please
I am always our baby. So um andrew doyle. You know who andrew doyle is i presume. Oh, do we ever?
Yeah, if we use behind the coolest coolest guy, I know
Coolest guy the comic stylings of titanum agraf. He's a funny guy
Um, yeah, he's a barrel of laughs that guy
Um, and he was in fact my undergraduate cheetah at wadham college oxford
And he was at that time writing a dissertation which was you know, very much about
The kinds of like nonsense that we're now seeing from people
Like the the the bibliophage
It was very much like fico was a cultist. You know, this makes sense. It was very committed to sort of
um old school thompsonian dogma and
arguments that trotskyist had with each other in the 60s. It was all quite um
Boring even then but he was he was also quite sweet and and back in the day
This is the thing that is maybe a little more difficult to believe. He was genuinely quite cute
um, he had a sort of beautifully sort of twinkly blue eyes and
He wasn't out to his parents and I was I found that sort of delightful as well
And um, you know, I guess I guess we just we got on pretty well and we started
I wouldn't we didn't we never you know, he didn't cross any lines that would but but we we definitely like had tutorials in my bedroom and
We did we definitely did things like yeah
He would he would come into my bedroom and tell me about shakespeare and I'd take him out for a drink
Highlose on the the cowley road and then lambast him about
About his not being out to his parents and tell him that he was a coward
and he used to he used to really enjoy that and
Anyway, I don't know. I just think about that sometimes because uh, you know, he has this
He has this idea of university professors that he that comes out of sort of brainwashing
Anyway, you know, you can fill it in yourself. I suppose that was before he was unleashed memories of him
the truth of the matter is I'm genuinely quite sad about what's happened to him because
um, when I I tried to interact with him on facebook when I realized that titanium
McGrath was him a couple of years ago
And I sent him a message saying I don't know if you remember me. We used to have this kind of friendship
And he came back with I mean, you know, I really try to be
as open-minded as I can when I when I'm engaging people who might disagree with and
Um, he just sounded like a fucking idiot
He sounded just like someone who had had a party line stuffed so far deep inside
The throat that they couldn't, you know, get anything
Brainworms the brain worms are barely even a joke at this point
And I think like grace really hits on the nail with the hits the nail on the head, which is
Um, that all of this is not there is no kind of I disagree with like the notion that
Um, these guys are like who are kind of uh going after critical race theory
But also before we're going after everything that range from like gender theory to uh, like post like post modernism was like another thing
A lot of this is like encapsulated by like the james lindsay's and the helen pluck raises of the world
Um, but all of this really comes down to like getting mad online about posts all the time and getting so addicted to posting
That you kind of like believe the real world is posting and but you have no opportunity
But to get mad at and what's happened is that with the with the critical race theory stuff
What what is really happy because I think riley mentioned it
I don't know any school that actually had a comprehensive like teaching program on critical race theory
Um, the university that i'm at at the moment
They have like a four week module on critical race theory of which the last week is also
argument against uh, like the key called the cortex of uh, of uh, of uh, of crt
Um, and like this wasn't mandated. This was just part of the course. So like crt is like a really
marginal
field of study even in kind of like established universities with like literature and philosophy programs and stuff like that
What this was was like moral panic that developed pretty much entirely online
Got into the brains of people who like have nothing interesting to say about like brexit
Don't really want to do the trump stuff. Don't really have that anything that interesting to say about covet 19
So they've just like made up this bullshit, but they kind of coalesce around this bullshit
Yeah, well like I I I think not to keep gassing up riley here
But I think one of the more perceptive things I've heard said about transphobia was one of yours, which was
That once you're like that you will never post normally again
And I I think that's absolutely the kind of the process of radicalization that we're seeing here too
It's just like these guys might have been quite nice
Once and then they they they just got this way and now they're just doing this
And those are just the stream my chances is so that you know, they walk among us
Yeah, and the thing is right if you want to think about what
What what if you I think the key the key point here right or one of the many key points
Is that one of the core components of fascism is to assume is to as your enemy is both laughably weak
and uh very and very um and very easily dominated and kind of a pussy
But also terrifying and overwhelming and it's threatening to your civilization and these two things
Are held in the mind at once without contradiction because
The only necessary thing is that the the force must always be moving there must always be combat
And I mean look, we're not we're not sort of there in the quite in the literal sense obviously like there is
We are but in this very sort of
Managed diffuse way, but the attitude is present in how this the idea about
Critic these these sort of quite esoteric forms of academic study that have become more mainstream in the last like several years
but as they well should have
um because
And but that that that viewpoint is there because
It's just the next front and there will always be another front. There will never be a last front ever
Um
Because the the the prize for the prize for winning your prize for victory in the culture war if you're the conservatives
And you've just banned critical race theory from schools or whatever as you get to find the next thing that you're going to ban
Until everyone lives in a drawing again and ironically the amount of critical race theory taught in school stays exactly the same
Look, you get a lot of followers, right?
You get a lot of followers from like finding more and more stuff to get mad at
And then you can get mad at having lots of followers because you don't have as many as marcus rashford
Who quote tweets you saying hey?
Maybe you should like feed starving kids and then you quote tweeting back saying
Oh, well you have like over a million followers and I only have
950,000 so actually you're cyber bullying me and again like one of the one of the more like
Perceptive tweets is again just a drill joke about jokes banned by 2020 sex banned by 2025 a cop in every house by 2030
But if you want you could integrate the the the the meals one who lets you do crimes
They could they could integrate the meals thing in this thing quite easily which is
Which is they are the interest in the performance of like white working-class boys at school
Is only of interest to the tories so long as they can you they can say?
Oh, what we're going to do actually is we're going to we're going to ban anything
that says
That as a fact that say written historically has like
Aided that the British Empire was bad because it was white supremacist
You can't say that anymore because you have to propose propose an opposing view and basically right I kind of see this
as
And I I welcome challenge on this anyway as well, but I see this as a kind of
Beginning to bring back section 28 by the back door where just for American listeners section 28 was the rule that you could not
Quote promote or approve of being gay in British schools as a pretended family lifestyle
Or is a pretended alternative to the family? I can't remember exactly how it was. It was pretended family lifestyle
Yeah, but you but you can't you couldn't do that and it was repealed in about in the late 90s
But now what's happening is with two thousand in scotland
All right, but with the spikedification of like of you could say British cultural policy
Because now the idea is you cannot criticize white people
It goes from or you cannot criticize like
Um, you cannot you cannot criticize like uh cisgendered people because all trans ideologies coming in or whatever
What that's doing is it's basically doing a kind of reverse section 28 where instead of saying
Oh, we're not banning talking about it being like trans or whatever
We're just saying you can't do anything that might hurt the feelings of very sensitive cisgendered people
I keep going on about trans alpine go, but what about cis alpine go?
Two real places. Yeah, sorry. Grace you were saying
No, I was really enjoying the cis alpine joke
I was always making the point that you know, it's it's a little annoying that we we have cis we have trans as the term
Since the opposite of of cis should be ultra and it only makes sense to have cis and trans when
When when when one is talking about the alps
But in most situations one would actually want to use ultra and I would much prefer to be an ultra sexual
Right, but there are there are another there are another sort of like sort of points here as well
You can look at logically one is one is that um
the what we're looking at is like the the british university and a group of pupils like a favored white working class group how
boys white working class boys aren't progressing to university, but
What at what point what point in the past is that being compared to because modern british university was sort of
codified as it was in what
1997 look the
Sentimental appeal to an imagined past is one half of fascism
You just you got to have it and the other half is the like
Revolutionary futurist tendency and we kind of also have that but we're kind of wasting for that other shoe to drop anyway
I'm sure it's gonna be when it was still London. I mean it was also like a decade where you had like government and oppositions
Basically saying that like white working class kids were being forced into university
um
And we're forced to take on like all the especially with like the student loans and everything
And that they should be doing like apprenticeships and stuff instead, right? So like after a decade of this being
Uh this being drilled in but like and by government ministers and by like ng like uh like quangos and stuff
But like universities are not places where like white working class kids should go to
All of a sudden now like this is the fault of the social justice left
Because they're too busy like they don't talk about how great like the food was an amaranth star during the uh during the uh
During the sacking
Yeah, but and also right when um when for example, it's very easy to hear when non-white kids enter performance school
It's the fault of non-white culture and when white kids enter performance school
It's the fault of what non-white academia. It seems like at nope. It's it's also the fault of non-white culture for some reason
It's interesting and and and when when you get beyond all of that culture stuff
It just you again you get back to the naked exercise of power
On behalf of an imaginary group whose needs are constantly shifting but perfectly aligned with those of
Morris's, I mean, what is it like?
It in groups who the law protects but doesn't bind and out groups who the law binds but doesn't protect
Yeah, but the law can teach them about critical race theory. So that's at least something
I'm so into this idea of simply becoming a cop in order to teach left-wing theory
Entryism on the one hand and surely abduction and brainwashing on the other
Yeah, we've been and against the police. Yeah, so uh, so basically I I think this is something that I'm she joke
Please clap
Enjoyed that. So this is something I think I I'd like to continue talking about more
I think it's worth exploring because I think it's something that that also is be a site of resistance from teachers unions
And so on we need to do a proper academia episode. We need to have you back on grace. I'd be delighted. Yes
This is this is not the last time. Um, you will hear us talk about this subject
I'd also I because like critical race theory is also so
In the fore here, not just critical theory in general
I I think I also I would like to talk about like to some like critical race theory academics as well
And so like we're there's going to be more of this coming. Um, anyway trash you have bodies and spaces
Yeah, well, but trash is in futures bodies bodies in spaces, but under I like at least I hope to think
Understanding them in the context of the exercise of material power and not just treating and not just thinking about them in themselves
Uh, which I think is a waste of time. Uh, so anyway, uh, I wanted to say number one
I think we've been going for a while here. I want to say thank you very much to uh grace our guest who might have a little
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