TRASHFUTURE - PREVIEW: Chipping Norton’s Hardest Geezer

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

The gang talks about a startup designed to replace teachers with AI enabled iPads, the AI company that's concerned with building god experiencing a religious schism, and then congratulate Evil Steven Root on his historic Argentine election win. Then, we look into the comfortable world of Chipping Norton and the new Foreign Secretary's leisure time. Get the full episode on Patreon! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture Medical Aid for Palestinians: www.map.org.uk *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Warm over confidence that he is unable to perceive that he is flying the bomber into a flax storm essentially And who just says oh not good old arthi in so on anyway The article goes on Lord Cameron of Chippin, Norton as he will be introduced in the House of Lords on Monday Is no stranger to making such pink cheeked denials blame? Why is chase are always pink? It's not really fast And that the article then goes to note, of course, holding and losing the Brexit referendum accusations of familiar relations with the pigs had in Oxford.

And then of course quoting the, I am riding to the rescue with supply chain finance and my new friend Lex Greencil in his text to Tom Scholar on 6 March 2020. Right. All best from the house of the machine. Riding to the rescue. Riding to the rescue. Riding to the rescue.

All on the popping lawn noise of words in retrospect. With my one Australian man in shorts who underrate all the insurance for the glib lick on it. Just for that element of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just for that one pyramid ski. Yeah. So, while global politics may have completely changed in the seven years since he left

Downing Street, Caverns's cozy social world has remained familiar. I'm removing a lot of information about George Osborne and the London people. Yes, like, hip-ship friend. Yes, yeah. George Osborne is chatting to your daughter at the children fire, else if you're wondering where he is. So, I don't... It just occurs to me at one point that this man who is now foreign secretary,

his big foreign policy coup was taking Xi Jinping down the pub. Yeah, what? Yeah, he took him to the pub. There's like a very strange photo of Xi with like a pint in his hand. Game, game, game of fucking calling. Well, that's the thing. Gavin Newsom knows what to do. He took President Xi to a basketball game.

Which was, he loved it. Yeah, just like, he has the like golden state warriors shirt. He's like genuinely like smiling like I've never seen anywhere else. And then they took him to the shitty like Oxford ship, posh rural cunt pub. And he's just like grimly downing a lager. Terrible.

Pops scratch easy. I feel like you've got a Chinese. He's a cousin of that. So Cameron's splitting open a bag of crisps to like share across the table. Now this, this Mr. Ping is called fruit machine. No, it doesn't dispense fruit. I can see the problem there. Nice.

It's low stakes gambling. Right now, when you see the cherry, you've got to hit the leprechaun button. Look, I'll just let you have a go. David Cameron's low course of immediately transferring to like slightly rough pub through the lake was most sensitive, like being exposed

to like a myelot bit. Right, you need any meat, you talk to Dave in the corner. Just don't approach him at an angle because he doesn't like that, okay? And he can also do your DVDs. Just baffling, you know, war starts with China,

and just inviting them to like, quizz night. Yeah. Yeah. It's like an argument over, like, G-SIM has got the answer to a question right, but they're insisting that the correct answer is a commonly believed misconception. And he's like, why don't we just Google it?

And he's like, you know, I was fucking do things in a cab. I like, I like, uh, G-SIM thing whispering to his translator, and the translator turning to David Cameron and says, what is this? Let's get quizzical. None of these team names make sense. Yeah. Mr. Ping sit down and eat your pickled egg before before it gets taste in him. Right. So this is back to the article says there are also journalists who Before it gets tight to you, boy! So, this is back to the article. It says, there are also journalists to whom he's more than a contactingly dental thinklstein analysis Thompson of the Times, along with her husband Edward Heathcoat

Amory, as well as Robert Harbin of the Daily Mail attended the Cameron's wedding in 96. The Cameron's supporters club also once included the former MP Hugo Swire, up to that point that his wife Sasha revealed all the inner workings of Cameron's mateocracy. In her memoirs, mate, diary of an MP's wife, Dave quote unquote, stayed up late to watch the film Atoneman

with the sole aim of admiring Kira Knightley's nipples. I mean, it's very boom, my man. Boom. Boom. Boom. I love, yeah, I do love that kind of guy.

There are like guys on lesser box, who Box who do have the whole films to watch, where you see in actresses or in actors, you know, boobs. That's it. There's the dedicate. He's a Lesser Box guy. I love it. I love it. I love it. Isn't a tome mostly about Harry Styles or whatever, getting killed in World War II?

No, no, no, Harry Styles is in Dunkirk. I'm actually... Yeah, he's done like three different Dunker boys. James McAvoy survives World War II in... And his reward is you get to see Kira Knightley's boobs for like a few seconds. Where is in Dunkirk, there are no boobs in there, and I know that because I've seen Dunkirk several times. James McAvoy gets falsely accused of raping

Kira Knightley by a precocious child, who is then raised. Okay, I did not know that was the plot of a totalist. I'm very sorry. But that's, but that comes back to David Cameron, he was that plot and just says, well, I'll go in for the nipples because he's, he's, Kira Knightley does not get raped in the film.

I should stress, it's a consensual sex scene in the film that is sort of overseen by a procosist child who, because James McAvoy's character is like the gardener or something like that. You wouldn't know that. There's no way that she would willingly have sex with such a low class individual. So she tells everyone that he raped her

and then she's so embarrassed that she won't admit that they actually... We wouldn't really know this if you actually watched the film and bass was difference between you and David Cameron because I also fancy Kieran. Yeah, but you actually watched the film which makes you gay unlike him who is straight and only watches David only watches films because of boobs. It is however the chipping Norton set of which Clarkson is a member that is the most intriguing aspects of Cameron's world. Uh, him. Perhaps tantalized by stories of cheese parties on the estate of Blur-based Alex James. Wow. Oh, wow.

Fucking hell. The vibes. Imagine the Alex James cheese party vibes. Yeah, we're at the cool blur party with Graham Coxon and James Roundtree, and you're not allowed in. You can go to the cheese one with Alex J. And Jolly Pilgrimage has to the Cornbury Music Festival also known as Poshstock.

Sorry, it's Dave Roundtree, don't do not write in. Do not write in and tell me his name's not Jame's round tree. I know that. Both Clarkson's anecdote and sources of regular contact, the form of PM, today suggests that his set remains one of camera's touchstones, despite all the outside pressures on it. Colin was Peter O'Born described it as quote,

an incestuous collection of loose affluent, power-hungry and amoral Londoners located in and around the Prime Minister's Oxfordshire constituency. But not only that, we're also talking about like news of the world executives such as Rebecca Brooks and her now husband. Still?

Yeah. I mean loyalty persists at the Alex James Cheese Posse, you know? You know, this is like a brother. I'd rather go to the Alex Jones Cheese Posse, you know? And as long as I don't know that. And some of these cheeses are made of babies. And what I find really, I bought it from Argentina. And what I find is quite tele, again, this comes back to David Cameron as a man of perfect emptiness

This this anecdote also in the article man of constant hall Brooks and her husband Charlie went to eat with Cameron live a mile from the former PM's home in Dean Thanks thanking Brooks for letting him ride over horses Cameron a text of the animal was quote fast unpredictable and hard to control But fun Brook just like my wife Brooks reminis reminisced to the levy's in inquiry that Cameron signed some of his mis-subs to her, LOL, until she told him it meant laugh out loud, not lots of love. Awesome. Awesome.

I love that David Cameron isn't even a boomer, but he has the affect of a boomer, which is glorious. Yeah, boomer is a mindset more than an analysis. And in fact, even though they were on the rocks and to the east and right now is cranking out the first zoom of Boomer, it's the basoumers. And even though they fell out for a little while, there's back being friends again,

because they all know that fundamentally, they're on the same side. And I don't think Cameron really even understands that anything really ever went wrong for him. That's the sense I get from reading the anecdotes in this article. This is not a man who understands that he ever made a mistake.

Well, it's like the thing that was sticks with me out there, Cameron's, after he resigned, having lost the Brexit referendum, he got caught in a hot mic going back into Downing Street, like humming a Jol salty little tune to him. So, he's just an oaf. He's just like, he's just, he's just, and the finger of an oaf top.

And yeah, that's right. He didn't bother him. He should be an oaf top. Just fine. That's the thing about like being in Britain, like high British society really values its oafs. And like one of the promises is, is that if you go to the right schools

and you live in the right places and you talk in the right way, it doesn't matter what you do. If you are a lovable oath and they will protect you. We're gonna expand the chipping. It's not even lovable. We're gonna expand the chipping norms set. It's now gonna include Jim Skin, a big John who says Bosch, is gonna include Jordan McCann.

The latest of these people are for the listeners. Just like patching things up with Rebecca Brooks at the horse and hound. Big John is a fat man from Romford, and that is the extent of why he's famous. He's on TikTok, and he goes out for big Chinese's, and he talks a little napkin into the neck of his grey, long-sdale polo shirt. And he eats enough Chinese food to kill a lesser man. And then he says, Bush. And then it's revealed that his polo shirt

is still covered in stains despite the napkin. And also, everyone in the Chinese restaurant is his best friend. Like the Chinese guys who own that restaurant in Romford, they understand that without that man, they would have to sell one of their cars. Like they like, they like, they bring him a birthday cake. Like, um, yeah, Jordan McCann is big job. He's like one of those retired gam, like retired old ladies that lives in Las Vegas and just gambles away their children's inheritance money. That like the casino sends a car for from this Chinese restaurant.

ladies that lives in Las Vegas and just gambles away their children's inheritance money, that like the casino sends a car for. From this Chinese restaurant. Yeah, yeah, basically, yes.