Triforce! - Pyrion Loves Anime #1 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Episode Date: August 12, 2016

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Hello everybody and welcome to Pyrrion Loves Anime. Hello. We all know how much Pyrrion loves anime and I got in contact with Crunchyroll. They're actually sponsoring this And we're going to do A commentary track Of a couple of Really interesting animes

Yeah You guys can watch along And let us know We're not going to watch With the subtitles So we're going to have to Sort of figure out What's going on

But I'm sure we'll be able To work it out We'll honestly We can cook up a plot Better than the writers Of these so called cartoons Yeah So today we're going to watch

Jojo's Bizarre watch jojo's bizarre adventures jojo's bizarre have you heard of that it's quite a famous one i've only seen like three animes okay well this is good i've not seen this either so you know we're all going in blind okay right if you're listening to this on the podcast or watching it on our youtube channel then what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to load up crunchyroll there is a free trial so you've got no excuse um and find this episode the first episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. Watch along with us.

This is going to be a sync point. Okay, so pause this video or whatever, but I'm going to sync. You ready? And I'm going to play the video in time. Three, two, one, go. Okay. Here we go. We're rolling.

That says, health warning, if you are an adult or have a mind do not watch this film no it's this is obviously just an fbi copyright warning you know it's like japanese the fbi will arrest you if you watch this 1868 so okay so it's in the past okay so it's just before world war one and we've got a load of well before world war one oh my god jesus okay what happened to that guy so looks like he watched too much anime why so this guy's got a green mustache yeah it's a full anime but he isn't dead get his ring oh it's an expensive looking ring are they thinking about like stealing the ring i don't know have they arrived on the scene or have they were they in the coach and they're like wow i think their coach no look he's got terrible i think he's a criminal yeah stealing the ring? I don't know. Have they arrived on the scene or were they in the coach and they're like, wow.

I think their coach. No, look, he's got terrible brown teeth. He's got bad teeth. He's a criminal. Yeah. I reckon they're vampires. The purple ones are vampires. I'm going to say

he's a bad guy, Lewis. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, why would he be a vampire with those teeth? The green moustache guy is a good guy. Look what he found in the case.

Some sort of. A mask. Some sort of ancient. Dracula's face. What's it called? A mask. Some sort of ancient... It's Dracula's face. What's it called? A mask. Kabuki. Oh, yeah.

Oh! Oh! He's not dead. He's like, take the ring. That's fine. That was just a Father's Day gift I didn't care for. But leave the mask. Leave the mask.

It hides my shame. His moustache and his eyes and his hair and his suit all match. Yes. He's livened it up with a little neckerchief. It's an artistic choice. But this stuff all matches too. Look, he's wearing purple and he's got shadow on his face. He's a baddie.

Notice the background as well. It goes from purple to green. Wow, he cries so much. It's the rain. It's not actually him crying. No, that was him crying. So had his eyes just pulled up with water because he'd been lying there for so long so he tilted his head.

Yeah. It was like when you move a bit of garden furniture And all the water comes up there That's exactly what happened So this creepy old man Do you think these guys came down from up in the mountains? Yeah Do you reckon they caused the crash?

That's an expression Jesus What is he thinking? Well, we'd have to I wouldn't be sure, Lewis Oh my god, he's bald, be flexed He's bald He's one of yours

He's like, you're bald Please don't take my hair Are you on his team now? Yeah team old guy Come on Uh oh Oh my god It's got a life of its own

Why is it Why'd it go to a black screen? Is it going to slap onto someone's face? Is that what Is it going to be like a face hugger? Oh it's the prequel to The Mask Oh Twelve

Somebody stop me That's going to be a line in it Twelve years ago Twelve years later Earlier Twelve years earlier Must have been Is this the same guy But his hair's blue now Oh. Somebody stop me! That's going to be a line in there. 12 years ago? 12 years later? Earlier. 12 years earlier? Must have been. Is this the same guy, but his hair's blue now?

Because he's got the same sort of moustache. So they are vampires! Is he? I told you! Now is that a different old bald guy? And now cut to another scene! Just five seconds is all we needed there. Oh, it's old bald guy.

There's old man. There he is. Get my magic mask mask she's just like let me finish this chapter oh it's a different guy well i wish i could read that it's probably very descriptive no no that's just the credits oh relax he looks like a piece of shit as well it's fast moving i like that transition though the bottle was like a piece of shit as well. Cut! Next scene! It's fast moving. I like that transition though. The bottle's like a screen wipe.

So we've got Count Dracula and his young son. They're eating meat. Cut to another scene! What? Jesus Christ! What is this? It's like you've got the attention span of a two-year-old. Here, eat some money. With the power! Yeah, get him! This guy's's the local tough and he's got bad teeth as

well that means he's gonna get full that's like an english breakfast there oh my goodness that's oh they're playing piggy in the middle more local ruffians you know what lewis whenever you have local ruffians one has a rounded hat one has a flattish cap always they i've seen this before yeah this is what it used to be like they look like bad guys look at their faces yeah there's local ruffians one has a rounded hat one has a flattish cap always they i've seen this before yeah this is what it used to be like they look like bad guys look at their faces yeah there's no way you can oh she looks like a good person she's crying that's made them so happy where's the little cloud over her head i'm disappointed oh dracula dracula's son is here to save him he made a big deal about that one foot jump

oh I think he's running drink his blood oh my god look he's tickling him alright yeah he's gonna pee on him definitely gonna pee on him

oh my god he's doing it he's doing it right now that is awful that's gross that almost set me as much as that horse with the spikes in at the start doing it he's doing he's doing it right now that is awful that's gross like i that always upset me as much as that horse with the spikes in at the start this guy's like oh jonathan joestar that's a name that must be his name yeah i see from your handkerchief your name is jonathan

joestar i think it's before he got turned into a vampire and they're gonna beat him up some more she's just looking like oh my goodness if only someone would run and help him where's my food all you put me is a plate of money and some beans stuck to your face you must deliver this letter to joseph just jostar in liverpool i don't know it's does it say it's moving so fast like every scene is like 10 seconds long it's exciting Everything's happening I like it He's still getting beaten up This guy gets known

This is the longest Scene we've had so far Yeah Of um Count Dracula's son He looks fine though He's lost some pride I feel like

In Japanese culture Perhaps Getting your ass kicked Is more about The shame Than the ass kicking You know what I mean Don't help me up

I've taken the beat But I can still get up I'm a vampire don't help me up i've taken a beat but i can still get up i'm a vampire don't touch me yeah i'm a proud member of the blue haired cult she's got a lot of uh character going on here she just says nout she she is uh well fleshed out he's got a whole bunch of shit to say here go say say something love David Production David Production I'm going to change my name to

David Production okay now we're in the graveyard okay so Marlon Brando wow Dario Brando Marlon Brando's

he died at the age of 53 died in 1880 good maths good on the fly maths there there's uh

he had to deliver a letter to a dead guy. He's like, what do I do with it now? Just post it into the ground. No, it's for Joseph Joestar. That's Dario Dondarrion. Yeah, that was Dario Brando. You're right. More credits?

Is this still going on? It's mostly... No, anime credits end at the end of there. She's like, could I... Does blood come out of white handkerchiefs? Oh, if she drinks it, she'll become a vampire too. Maybe, yeah. That's what she's going to do with it.

What I want to know is, he's super rich. He lives in a mansion, but somehow he got beaten up by those local toughs. Just kick him off. You own the land, presumably. Get out. Do you reckon this is Jojo here? Yeah, it must be. The protagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventures.

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo. That's this guy's name. Joey Jojo! That's the worst name I ever heard. Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo. I'm here, brother. What the fuck?

Come on! That's just his... You know I'm a badass now What is the text flying out of his face He's like wow you're impressive From that jump and the way letters shoot out of your nose When you do something cool Hey let's be friends I don't know our hair is a different colour

And our eyes Danny the dog Get it Danny The dog's completely insane he normally does what i tell him uh-oh oh my god what did he just punch the dog what okay that's it it's and now it's time to fight it's fisticuffs have you noticed that these two characters are almost identical, barring the hair? That's right. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

Killed it. You monster. I wonder what their inner dialogue is. He punched my dog. Now I must kill him. I think he wants to fight me because I punched his dog to death. Oh, hey, sir. Just killed your dog.

No offense. No, no, no. It's like, say hello to our new guest, your long-lost brother. The dog killer. He's Bobo. Bobo. Is this Bobo? It's Bobo and Jojo?

It must be. Okay. I can't. Why wouldn't it be? This guy's nose is badly drawn in that scene. So is that the guy with the moustache at the start? Yeah. Yeah, that is a weird looking nose, actually.

What's going on with that? This is very poorly drawn. It's like a double nose. Look at that drawing there their noses are straightened out why do they have weird yeah I've just noticed they're really weird

okay I guess we're not gonna be able to they've got like a double they've got a little tiny penis hanging on top of their nose I think that's it yeah a kindly old man oh daddy's fine

look at that what's that behind him is that like a fallout shelter did you see that yeah just in case oh my god what's going on there what is this like this suddenly cuts to a shot Is that like a fallout shelter? It looks like it. Yeah, just in case. Oh my God, what's going on there? What is this?

Like this suddenly cuts to a shot. It's like a loading screen while it's loading the next scene. It's just like a very minimal animation. Oh, cut back to... Well, he was obviously having a moment in his mind there trying to figure out... His hair's changed between him arriving and him going up the stairs.

It keeps... Growing. Don't touch my bag. That's got my dog killing gear in it. it keeps growing don't touch my bag that's got my dog killing gear in it

he's having a right old chat with him he's got red eyes he's got me banned right so Jesus oh my god now

oh my goodness by the way it's the second time he's been beaten up today oh he's gonna what's he doing with his ear he's gonna lick it he's gonna to lick it.

He's going to nibble it. You don't need this earlobe, do you? I collect them. Just imagine how my tongue would feel going right down your ear. This is such a weird, very slightly dominant homosexual relationship where this one guy's turned up, the other guy's just let him tickle his earlobe. He killed his dog. He's beaten him up twice. And if someone was holding my earlobe, get the fuck off my earlobe. What are you doing? I'm just going to take

off upstairs now. Put the mask on. Someone put the mask on. So the mask keeps getting in shot now. Why would it be mounted up there for a start on its own like that? Because he has little vampire teeth as well. Oh, his dad kicks his ass too. Sipping with a dildo. Oh my God. What is...

You spilled the blood. We had to kill five virgins for that blood. Look at the meat. Their meal is just meat and two veg. I feel like they've done their research on what

a British family would eat. That's right. Yeah. Or it's a euphemism. On a small plate. Euphemism. Yeah. Jesus. He only spilled a glass of wine. There's a little muffin on a small plate. A euphemism. Yeah. Jesus, he only spilled a glass of wine.

This other guy, he knows how to drink wine. Look at his face. Oh. Right, so now... Fight club. Yeah. This is how I'm going to learn to beat that uppity shit's ass. I will try.

Someone so weedy, so weedy pretty big muscles this can't be real this has got to be in his head right no he's going to learn to fight the local toughs

but guess who's here oh dear uh oh he's kicked my ass twice and he licked my ear oh that zoom what was that whoa

Bobo it's a challenger god he is buff actually no no this can't be real this has got to be a dream right was that? Bobo. It's a challenger. God, he is buff, actually. No, no, this can't be real. This has got to be a dream, right? No, they just wanted a fight to keep us awake, Lewis. Punch. Punch.

This is when you play against someone who's much better than you at Street Fighter and they just block everything. He's got him now. Right in the gut. He's going to puke. He's going to puke. It just cuts to these weird close-ups of them

thinking or saying something, I guess. Jesus Christ. He's going to grab him and put his tongue in his ear. Watch. You wait. Is he thinking, yeah, I've punched him in the, I mean, what could he possibly be saying or thinking at this point? Well, split second, you know, thoughts go through his head. In that split second, he has to, we have to have a close-up of him saying,

yeah, I may have kicked him in the face, but I didn't hit him in the balls yet. Like, you know, he's planning his next move. Yeah, your mind goes fast in these hype channels. Yeah, that's true.'s true friends with all the kind of scumbags the local hat wearers yeah they've got the hat club you know no one no no two hats the same look they've all got a different hat that's good i think they're not allowed to have more than one yeah person with the same hat oh the good guy here he is he got punched he's lost an eye look at that

oh look just he's not in the group did you see from that shot so clever group of people with a spotlight on one guy on his own with a spotlight on him

I wonder what it's saying he's Spiderman no wonder you lost you fool so what does that say Joey Jojo buy our breakfast cereal

no that was a that was a break Commercial break That's got cut I think So now we're back With him He's weedy again

Yeah What happened to his muscles? The weird thing is He has to sit in He sits in a tree Like an eight year old Right His best friend is a dog

But he's clearly a Huge He's Charlie Brown It's bizarre Are these guys like Actually only sort of Twelve, thirteen Is that the idea? No I don't think so But I'm saying he acts like that Yeah huge he's charlie brown it's bizarre are these guys like actually only sort of 12 13 is that the idea no i don't think so but i'm saying he acts like that yeah he's definitely and his father

still scolds him for spilling his wine at the dinner table and he runs out like a little boy it's like well he's clearly not those guys adults as well they're just running away i mean he's got crow's feet for god's sake you tell him he's meant to be a kid it does feel like they should be kids. Do they? Maybe they're vampires, though, so maybe they just are immortal. What is this? I've seen no evidence of vampires.

Vampires don't eat meat and two vegetables. They don't have a nice bit of broccoli for dinner, do they? Well, they had a glass of blood, and the mask has got teeth. It was red wine. And there's bat motifs on their castle. I mean... Cut to the sky. Why not?

I think he's just having a breakdown, basically dog's like I wish that guy'd killed me But they've really like drawn a dick quite big there On the dog But they've kind of subtly said that if you look You can see a dog's dick But you don't need to see it She's seen it Now she actually does look like she might be a child,

whereas he looks like a grown man. Surprise, fucking surprise. She left a load of... That dog! Look at the drawing on that dog! Joey Jojo Joestar. Jonathan Joestar. That's him.

Jojo. Oh, thanks for the berries! We see his name quite often in the show, don't we? Yeah, it's in case you forgot it from five minutes ago, Duncan. I probably had it, actually. Look at that dog. I don't know. Oh, shit.

That looks a lot of fun. So, hang on. This is, again, like the dream world. No, this is them. I don't think there's been a dream world. This is showing them falling for each other. No, it's not like a montage. Yeah, it is them. I don't think there's been a dream world. This is showing them falling for each other. No, it's not like a montage. Yeah, it is.

It's a montage. So years passed and we slowly carved our names into trees. What is he wearing? He's carving. I wish he'd drawn a picture of like a big pair of boobies or something on the tree with the knife.

That would have been funny. Look at this. It's this weird kind of Victorian bathing thing that they've got going on. We've just seen their entire love life flash before in one one second we spent more time on the dog scene meanwhile oh this guy oh no he wants to ruin everything he's gonna pee on it it's good mark his territory no oh god they're gonna they're gonna no look at his weird fencing Oh, he's here with some. Oh God, they're going to, they're going to, no.

Look at his weird fencing gear that he's got on. This is, this is not cool. Don't do it. Run, love. Look at his,

he's going to suck her blood. Look at his nose. Yeah. He's going to put his tongue in her ear. Don't do it. Give me that earlobe. Oh,

he's going to suck her blood. Oh. Oh, but, and they're like, whoa, he's kissing her! Oh, my God!

She's busting his shirt off! What's going on? These lads are just rooting for it. They're like England fans. Oh, God, he kissed her and chucked her in a puddle. I've kissed you now. You're mine. Get out of that puddle.

Jojo can't... Kiss you like that oh my god he's so fine to her hair what's happening who knows dude I think even with subtitles we'd be lost

is she falling in love with him is he like taking her under his spell he's thinking about all the paper aeroplanes he'll make for her

quick she's getting away she's drinking that puddle she's drinking the puddle water! What is wrong? Wait! Don't do that!

To wash off the kiss. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. See, Lewis? Oh, that makes sense. She'd rather... He's like, wow. Better cast.

Oh, no! Oh, my God, this guy's a baddie. Get back in the puddle. Get back in your puddle. That's good. What? What? a baddie. Get back in your puddle. What a strange set of... He just snaps the stick off a tree. Don't do that.

You monster. Hey. And she's like, he'll smell the puddle on me. I better run for it. I've damaged goods now that I fell in that puddle i'm not good enough for him see you know what all these cuts are is because just in case you can't figure out for yourself what the characters are thinking it cuts to that sort of weird patterned overlay i see where they tell you what they're thinking here's what i'm thinking audience what did What did I do? Yeah, he's like, hmm, that was strange. Why'd she run away? Maybe she was impressed.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, Jesus. Why's he running? What? What the fuck? He's going to beat up his brother. Oh, my God.

They told him what happened. Those guys, those thugs. Oh, right. Oh, right. They were like, oh, why don't you ask your brother? He's going to get his ass handed to him here. What happened to her?

He's gone green, look. Yeah. This is what happens. This is when he changes from blue to green. This is when he turned into a vampire fully. Oh, this arrogant knob. You've triggered my trap card, he says. And then a trap door opens up.

If you are going to fight someone, I don't think you run at them quite that obviously. See, this is what happens. I'm really working in there. He can't stand up to it. Look, you can do it. You're green now. He's gone blue again. Just in case we forgot why he doesn't like

him or his emotions here, Lewis, we better cut to an expositionary scene. And now he's, look, see now, this is about, I don't like him, but I do like her. So this is a problem. What the shit? Is that a flying coat? It's a magic coat. It's got some really nice lining anyway.

Maybe it's all, maybe it's all, all the pieces are coming together now. There's a flashback of this episode in this episode. That's classic. He's got the double punch. Knee to the head. How do you even do that? Yeah, grab his hair. Pull his hair off.

Put your thumbs in his eyes. Yeah. And then drink his blood. With the old English headbutt it's a famous move there oh this is like Star Trek fighting boom

oh finally look at his fist and his arm they're huge he's like an MMA fighter he's finally blam

wow oh no uh oh there's blood on the vampire mask see that's got vampire teeth I told you they're vampires oh oh shit holy hang on's blood on the vampire mask. See, it's got vampire teeth. I told you there are vampires. Oh, holy. Hang on.

The mask is like, put me on. I promise it'll be cool. And he's like, why wouldn't this be cool? Drink his blood. Yeah, you can't take it, can you? Oh, my God, he's got a knife. Oh, shit. Here we go we go oh but dad's there that is huge look at his shoulders they're going forever both of you have brought dishonor upon this family yeah you are banished from castle he's

turned into a werewolf uh can be banished from castle wolfenstein where's the weird like shelter what's this crate in this in leaf box crate in my in my fallout shelter better set fire to it he's just smoking a twig or something. It's like the furnace, I think, or the incinerator. Maybe, yeah. Uh-oh, who's in there? Oh, there's someone in it! It's Danny the Dog!

Oh no, Danny! Open the door! Oh, this is horrible. Who's in it? He's taking his time, thinking about what to do. What do I do? We don't what to do. What do I do? We don't know. We don't know what happens.

What do I do? Well, it's not these guys, apparently, unless it's a time problem. And he's like arguing whether or not he should say hi. He's just creepily looking

at her from behind the tree instead. Who the hell died? Somebody died. Somebody's dead. What? Someone died in the incinerator. It must have been the dog.

It must have been the dog. The dog was in the incinerator. Yeah, it must have been. Oh, it must have been. Oh my God. It must have been his brother who put the dog in the incinerator. What an asshole. I don't know if he's his brother.

I think he's just a butthole that came to stay with them or something. Like in those days, they did used to have people would just go off and stay with someone, didn't they? Well, like a noble from another place. Yeah, it'd be like some other guy. Like an exchange student. Yeah, it was Danny. Why was Danny in this dinner? It was terrible.

Look, I reckon that was the dog's house. Don't you think? Because they had the bowl outside. Tiny little, like the archetypal dog house. Yeah, what was the dog's house? I reckon that was the dog's house, Lewis. It's a good thing they showed a shot of it empty with his empty bowl outside.

Because you weren't sure. It does figure out what happened. I reckon he's pissed off about something, this lad. No, he killed the dog. That's his revenge. Not much of a revenge, is it? Compared to putting that mask on. That mask.

Who do you think's going to put the mask on? It's looking a lot more creepy, actually. Yeah, it is. Oh, that's it! Wow. Well, that was a Oh, that's it! Wow. Well, that was a ride and a half. Holy crap. I don't know quite what to say,

other than I hope you enjoyed this experimental series. I want to know if it was a vampire or not. I know, it leaves you wanting more. It does, doesn't it? I guess you'll have to find out in your own time. Thank you for watching, everybody. Did you enjoy that, P-Fans? God, no, dude.

It was like so many cliches about anime. If you think that's bad. Okay, stay tuned. See you next time. Bye-bye. Goodbye.