Triforce! - Pyrion Loves Anime #2 - Parasyte

Episode Date: August 19, 2016

Pyrion Loves Anime! Me and Duncan somehow convinced Pyrion to watch some anime with us. Today we're watching Parasyte! Watch this video while watching Parasyte on Crunchyroll. To try out Crunchyroll Premium for 30 Days (1 Month) FREE go to: https://www.crunchyroll.com/yogscast This video was made in association with Crunchyroll. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Please play responsibly. Hello and welcome back to Pyrrion Loves Anime. I'm joined by Pyrrion Flax today. Hello. How are you guys doing? Good. So this is the series I'm really excited to be doing. It's in partnership with Crunchyroll.

So the idea is that we're going to do a commentary track for an anime. You guys can watch it with us. You can't watch it, obviously. We can't put it in this video or on this podcast, but you guys have to watch it yourselves. Watch it along with us. You can sign up for free trial. If you don't want to pay for it, that's fine.

So on my mark, when I say three, two, one, go. You press play. I'll press play. You ready? Oh, yeah. Tell them what we're watching. So we're watching Parasite. Parasite.

Parasite Uno. It's on Parasite the Maxim. I think it's a different one. Anyway, three, two, one, go. Go. So this is a fairly classic anime. Have you seen it before? I haven't seen it before, but I've heard it's good.

Ravaged by anime in the future. There's no continent at all. Is he grabbing his dad's dick now? From its influence. Oh my God. He's a parasite. Good call, Dunk. I did not expect this.

I'm really sorry that's an opening shot dude gets eaten by a melon welcome to this I guess it's set in the sort of maybe sort of near future

or maybe now I don't know there's some guy who had a horrible fucking melon head that just turned that opened up on this unsuspecting

wife what I like was when his head opens up it had eyeballs in there because if his head opens up like that his eyes are not going to be able to see

so he's like we're going to need eyes in our mouth to make sure we get them in full melon double eyes it's good thinking it needs extra

oh my god so right I have no idea is this like a horror no no it's a comedy duncan clearly of course it's a horror the guy had an eye in his hand i read this manga called uzumaki read that lewis no it's good man tell me about it it's uh it's about spirals okay and this i've read only read the first one and the guy gets obsessed with them and then turns himself into a spiral like like taunting his body and then his daughter finds him

oh my goodness he's all dead and she gets obsessed with him right that reminds me of the thing with the mountains have you seen that the anime where they find a mountain and there's the shape of a person in the mountain and they don't know who it is and they the guy discovers it and he's drawn to this hole in the mountain that's the exact shape of him oh shit all these holes start opening up and each one is for you and you're drawn to go down the mountain yeah but it's just a hole and gradually the hole sort of contorts your body into worse and worse shapes until you just plop out the other side like a twisted jibbering mess pretty scary that's awful okay well here we go we're at the start he's asleep is he a parasite get your glasses there might be a parasite there's no one there why would there be parasites he's got a second monitor but much lower than the other monitor

that's very bad for your back, I think. Right. Well, good health tips there from PMSI. You've got to have two monitors. They've got to be at the same level, guys, all right? Because if you turn your head, you're always looking down or always looking up. You'll get a twist in your lumbar. Maybe one's a TV for watching in bed. So...

Good morning, son. Flat bread for breakfast again. I'm tired. I didn't sleep well, Mum. Mum, I had a weird dream that my hand had an eye on it. No, eat these quivering eggs. Eat these boobs.

Eat the boobs. Eat your boobs, it'll make you big. I don't want to eat my boobs, Mum. How many times do I tell you I'm not a boob man? In this house, we eat boobs.

I threw out of there years ago, Mum. Oh, spider. Oh my God, there's a spider. He's burnt his face now. He's like, son, spider! Oh my God, there's a spider. He's burnt his face now. He's like, son, you're such a pussy. It's a disappointment. You only eat eggs.

You're scared of a spider. There's a kind of world council going on in the news. This guy's a murderer. So is this the guy whose head came out? Yeah, and he was repeating... Oh my God. He was repeating the words the newscaster was saying, like he's trying to learn English, maybe?

Or Japanese, obviously. Right, so he's like some sort of mutant alien. So he's like the guy from Men in Black. Yeah. Sugar. Water. And water. More.

More. So he's loose. He's loose on the street. Right. So he's like... Can he spread the parasite then? I have no idea. He's not the baddie.

She's not the baddie. She's laughing at the many toggles on his coat. Look at how many toggles he's got. She's going to chop the back of his head. Oh, look at that reaction. What the? How did he have like

those supernatural reactions? He accidentally touched her hand and now he's like super awkward about it. It's like you touched my hand we're married now. That's how things

roll. I'm pregnant. No. Please tell me you're not going to keep it. Yeah checking her out.

Oh look down. He's just breathing. What is he doing? How does that happen? I'm sorry my hand's out of

control. That always works for me. Many times this has happened to us yeah you're damn right you get a slap for that yeah another needless

up the skirt shot it's obsessed anime is obsessed I love how you're noticing I don't even notice him they just wash over me now yeah you've watched so much anime

he's like you know what I'm gonna do with his hand I love it if a succession of girls walked up and just boobed every one of them

gave him a little boob toot how does that even happen how do you accidentally do that for so long oh it's very easily done

he didn't even know until he looked at it either what's he doing now is he writing down how good it was how's he looking at the phone when it's

under his desk by the way he was looking through the desk well he's texting isn't he with the way. He was looking through the desk. Well, he's texting, isn't he? Remember when you used to text without looking? No. Oh, shit. What the fuck?

There's a headphone in the way. He can't get in. Oh, this is why he sleeps with the headphones in. Oh, wait, up the old schnoz. Oh, no. Oh, no, he sneezed it out. Oh, he got out. Oh, gross. He hates these bugs. Squash it. I don't think he knows about them. Oh no he sneezed it out Oh he got out Oh Gross He hates these bugs

Squash it I don't think he knows about them I don't think they're like A thing he knows about I like the way he's got a no entry sign on his back Oh Jesus It's gone into his arm Cut him off

Well look I'm not being funny But why did it go for his nose When it could just shoot up his arm Yeah I guess it's easier Oh shit he stopped it but why did it go for his nose when it could just shoot up his arm? Yeah, I guess it's easier. Oh, shit, he stopped it. Oh, it wants to go for his brain, I think. That's why.

Does he know that? I would take him. Dad, save me. There's a thing in my arm. Cut my arm off, Dad. What? All right, son, if you insist. You pussy.

This is all because you didn't eat your ex my boy oh you dream it listen son this is the third time this week

you've twatted about with this alien you're not eating your boobs you're not listening to your mother you're up all night listening to death metal so is he just getting a was that a dream yeah but is he getting some kind of premonition that this is happening or does it just happen that he happens to be paranoid about insects shooting up his own. Oh, maybe. He looks like my old geography teacher, Mr. Webb. What the fuck?

Why are you looking at this freaky picture I've got on my phone? No, I think... It's got a human body with skin removed. You're into that too, huh? See me after class. I've got some great comics to lend you. I'm sorry I honked your boob! Please forgive me! You can honk my boob anytime.

She's upset about you honking her boob, but honestly, I wouldn't mind if you did it to me. Go ahead. Go ahead, honk him. Boobs presented for honking? No, don't be shy. I haven't washed my hands since I honked her other girl's for honking hmm I can't I haven't washed

my hands since I honked her other girl's boob and I don't want to contaminate with your gross boobs that's exactly

what he was saying what is going on with him I'll tell you what's going on he thinks his hand is out of

control and he's blaming it on these weird parasites and things because he honked a boob without even realising it. Oh yeah, look out! Oh shit! Oh my god. Oh!

He's got a magic hand. It's an Asda. Whoa. Wow. Oh my god. What? Smack that child. You are the worst mother ever. That's what you do.

You hug them and then you smack them. You say, how dare you run out the road, you idiot. That's what I've seen a ton of parents do. He's on the news. He's in the paper. Was he? Yeah. He stopped a speeding car.

Oh. No, no, it wasn't in the paper already. It just happened. Okay. He needs to Google his... Here he goes. His hand's just going to dodge it. He's going to bite the knife out or something.

I reckon I can mouthful open and bite the knife. His hand. It's got to bite the knife out or something. I reckon I can mouthful open and bite the knife. Do it! Do it! Do it! I want to know what happens! Ah! Please don't cut me. I was kind of right.

Oh my God! What is going on? That is amazing. Look at that. Hi. It's talking. I have your hand. What is going on That is amazing Look at that Hi It's talking Please don't stab me We should probably have a little chat about this

You know when you were You know when you were working all those years You know when you were doing that thing last night Oh Whoa Look Don't fuck around Whoa Whoa Look Don't fuck around You can never

Masturbate again Yeah Good luck I hope you like Your left hand So that It just snapped The knife off

Oh it's like It's like Superpowered It would be weird Wouldn't it It's really gross This would be weird If this happened.

Why is it getting all tired? Wake up! Don't die! Oh! Hmm. Mum, you won't believe it, but there's like a dude living in my hand. Wow, she got like a burnt hand. No, it's just shadow.

Oh. Ooh. This is actually the most realistically drawn that we've seen so far I would say anime best anime that's for sure

alright so he's now looking for anyone else who's had a hand that is like anyone else been wanking and their hands and there's a google top

you know if it auto completes then you're in big trouble like this has happened a lot my hand turned alive. Hand is small dude. That can catch knives. Hand has eyes and mouth. You know there'd be a thread on a men's health forum somewhere about that.

My hand is actually a small sort of squid guy with eyeballs and a mouth. Hey, me too. Yeah, you need to work out more, bro. So, do you reckon like eat your boobs he's just eating sauce yummy i've had enough sauce you've only had soy sauce well to be fair all that's for dinner is crumpled up green paper and red balls snooker balls eat your snooker balls now that's a starter now he's got so hungry i'm sick of watching people eat oh should we get food yeah we'll get food after this what are we gonna get something big i want to eat a hand oh he needs to feast on the head of a

living creature oh what's happening who's he gonna's he going to eat, do you think? Oh my God, I think he's found... He's found a body. So he's a drunk businessman who found a body. Oh, he wasn't the parasite guy. No. So where did that weird squid... Where did that weird worm come from?

In his hand? Who knows? Space? Oh no, there's someone all hung up! Is that like someone's skin all Oh no, there's someone all hung up! Is that like someone's skin all hung up? Oh. My hand. I mean, I'm not sure I'd just be hanging out at home at this point,

not telling someone. I'd probably go to a hospital and say, I know this is going to sound weird, but can you scan my hand with some kind of machine and figure out what the fuck? but can you scan my hand with some kind of machine and figure out what the fuck? I mean, I'd seek help, is what I'm saying. What an amazing thing to say to a doctor.

Listen, this might really sound weird. Oh, God. Crotch shot. Now, if his penis comes alive and is an alien, then we know we're in a terrible town. That would be great. Oh, my God. Is this real? alien then we know we're in we're in a terrible town great oh my god it's got wings why would it need wings why is there two of them it's a fish it's learning all the different animals and shit it's like a there's two of us now it's's like The Thing in the film The Thing. Is it literally bread, though?

Why is it who? No, it can just clown around, can't it? See? Oh, right. I don't think it's going to multiply. It can multiply into as many as it needs. It's freaking weird. Oh, God, it's on the internet.

I knew it. Half the posters on Reddit are probably this thing. Oh, no. That makes a lot of sense, actually. God, this is weird. So, right. Do you reckon that... We don't know how many parasites there are, right?

But maybe this is like the first stage of an alien invasion. What if everyone's got one? And this is like the recon team. They go down there and learn about stuff and then they can become fish and birds and whatever they want. Surely though, normally, I think the difference with this guy is that he stopped it in his arm before it could get to his

head or whatever. No. No, that was like a dream. You don't think so? Didn't he do something with it? His hand was out of control before that dream. Yeah. No, I think that was the night before, wasn't it? No before no no because he hung that girl's boob in like an opening scene and then that night we had the uh the thing up the arm scene but that might have been a weird memory of his brain trying to tell him by the way your hands all kind of fucked up right okay i got it it's kind of sweet actually In a creepy way His point is so weird

God if you walked in on your kid And this was happening You'd be like What have you been doing at school Why is it so like Ridiculous And floppy It's freaking weird isn't it

Yeah Kiss it Oh god I've got to put my hand Give it a kiss I'm floppy. It's freaking weird, isn't it? Yeah. Kiss it. Oh, God, I've got to put my hand. Give it a kiss. Yeah. Oh. Could you turn into, like, a vagina or something? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What are you requesting? It's already got a mouth. He is a teenage boy It's going all floppy again I'm a hand again I think it just gets tired I need you to honk some boobs

My energy levels My power sources boobs So while he was asleep Or just doing something else It read all those books It's going to freak out his parents at some point Yeah the hand's like I need

boobies you want eggs you never normally eat eggs you normally just eat soy sauce I need eggs

give me eggs I need boobies today just eat soy sauce just egg me give me more fine give me the

plate this is what mothers do they just stand in the kitchen while the men eat he's got his iPad out there he's got it propped

up and everything current he's a he's a know it dad he knows it you've seen this gift of this cat kid this is hilarious yeah you put egg on top of bacon like that's so weird it's just the way they do it it absorbs the flavor of the the bacon you want to you want to cook a spider remember you shit yourself last time you saw one oh yeah i'm just gonna save that feed it to my uh weird hand yeah if he drops a spider from that height would it be no they're fine are they do you know why give us the reason because it's the same with an ant or any small insect like that they can fall really far because they are so light they can't overcome the wind resistance to get to a speed that's like

dangerous like we're heavy enough that if we fell we'd reach terminal velocity and hit the earth right but if you're lighter the wind resistance is too great so you just sort of glide down thanks dr p flex all right there you go it great. Don't go throwing spiders out of windows, though, kids. I'm just saying. Well. Yeah, you can if you want. No, don't. It's better than squashing them, right?

What if it's like a tarantula? Is that too big? They're too heavy. I think it would go splat. You've got to be careful with tarantulas. There is a certain weight. Oh, he was looking for a boob.

There was a man. Look, I can't talk to you now. But then again, everyone's just hands-free all the time now. No one would think it was weird if he was talking to his hand. Yeah, they'd all be looking at their phones anyway. They'd just think he was like in a...

Okay, that's weird. That's a bit obvious. You can't do that. Yeah, not with CCTV these days. What is he doing? It's saying, go right. Boobs are this way. Yeah.

I've detected some boobs around this corner this is like the ultimate creeper like you can get creep shots with your hand just peeking a finger around the corner can't see though it can but he can't see through a hand that's true ask it what it sees what do you see boobies really yeah tell me about them yeah the boobies, great. Like an old lady. Listen, we are going to need to touch some boobies or I'm going to die. You're going to need to find some boobies right now. If we don't honk a boobie in the next ten minutes. See, look at the detail in the drawings.

It's like, oh, this way. You are not going to... Listen up. Listen, pal, I could do this all day. Give me a play prototype. This way You had not Oh my god You had not Listed up Listen pal I could do this all day If you play prototype Oh yeah It's a little bit like that It must be like that

Fine What would your first question be To the alien in your hand What the fuck are you Well no But after that I mean obviously I mean what are you going to ask it

Why are you doing What are you what do you want i don't know oh no it's a dog no it's not it's a parasite eating a dog it's a parasite pretending to be a dog but there's a dead dog there as well look just like in the thing it's a parasite dog oh my god that is exactly nicked from the thing, by the way. A hundred percent. Oh yeah, the thing, of course. I love that movie. So a parasite...

Like the dog's head even splits apart like that in a thing. I would run, dude! He's got his own parasite to fight him with. Yeah, I'll fight you with my hand parasite. The dog's like, shit, I thought I was the only one. This dog's like, yeah, my head's got a fucking parasite in. You're right, you've got a hand parasite. Run! It's like, run run this one's better than me

i reckon that one's come to the planet to hide from the bad one right yeah so no that would be chasing otherwise my dog actually looked kind of sad there for a second. Was it turning into a butterfly? I have no fucking idea. Uh-oh. That's Billy. He's my big brother. Yeah, he's the bad guy. He's a bully at alien school. Oh, my Jesus Christ.

Well. Don't look up. I don't want to alarm you, but do not look up. I looked up. I said don't look up. Oh, shit. Look at it. Uh-oh. Oh, it's going to be like flying.

How much hand has he got to go around here? It's just making math around nothing. Oh okay. I stabbed him. I've got his heart. Oh Jesus. Oh my god. Eat this.

No! No magic hand. Because it's just turneded into a pool of Ickor It's got a little heart Isn't it? Eat it hand Oh it just

It just smushes it Splat But Wow That's a tough one For the dustman to clean up Honestly Honestly

How are we going to Deal with this? It's got The dog's even got Like a t-shirt on I love New York you're right it does I didn't even notice the dog was wearing clothes

I was like that seems normal you were so taken aback by everything else quick get his wallet take his ring off check there's no briefcase with a creepy mask in it see this t-shirt uh oh I don't like you

hand my hand is a murderer how does he know that's the good hand what do you mean well how does he know the hand is the

goodie and that dog was the baddie he doesn't get much choice does he really he's stuck with that one true gotta make do with

what you got people well if my hand is evil, so be it. What a fucking episode. At the very least, he gets to honk boobs. I assume this is the... Oh, God. Uh-oh. Oh, is that the bad...

Oh, my God. Is this the... He's just murdered a girl. Is this the sugar water parasite? See, he saw the picture of the pin-up, and now he was like, he wanted to look like that. Oh, I see. And so he's going to...

He's going to go... He's going to wear her face. What? Oh! I think he's going to wear her face. Here comes the mothership. Oh, my God. Oh.

Is he sending a new one in? Oh, my God, is his other hand going to get infected? If his hands have a fight, that's going to my god is his other hand going to get infected if his hands have a fight that's going to be amazing his other hand's going to get infected that's going to be amazing

alright that was that that was good thanks for watching everyone holy crap I didn't mind that so much yeah it was stupid

but I kind of enjoyed it it was so I mean I can't take it seriously it's the kind of thing you wouldn't be able to see in any other medium you're not really following the plot too well I think we enjoyed it. It was so... I mean, I can't take it seriously. It's the kind of thing you wouldn't be able to see in any other medium. You're not really following

the plot too well. I think we followed it just fine. I think we got it. Yeah, I'm sure we did. I actually enjoyed it more without the subtitles, honestly. Well, let us know

what you think of this series, guys. Let us know if you want us to carry on and maybe watch some more terrible animes. I'm sure there's a whole bunch of them out there that we can experience together.

Thank you, everyone. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Goodbye.