Triforce! - Pyrion Loves Anime #3 - Kiznaiver

Episode Date: August 26, 2016

Pyrion Loves Anime! Me and Duncan somehow convinced Pyrion to watch some anime with us. Today we're watching Kiznaiver! Watch this video while watching Kiznaiver on Crunchyroll. To try out Crunchyroll Premium for 30 Days (1 Month) FREE go to: https://www.crunchyroll.com/yogscast This video was made in association with Crunchyroll.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Please play responsibly. Hey everybody and welcome back to another episode of Pyrrion Loves Anime. Anime. Joined by Duncan, of course, and Pyrrion. Day three in hell. So this is a little series where we do commentary tracks over anime you guys have we can't just put the anime out on youtube or the podcast because that would break all the rules so you're gonna have to watch alongside in sync

on crunchyroll this is sponsored by crunchyroll they're very kindly uh paying us to do this so holy crap thank you to them i've actually really enjoyed this is something i've wanted to do for a long time and just experience the enjoyment of watching stuff and trying to figure it out with my lovely friend so um today we have uh kisnaver okay kisnava? Yep. What does that mean? I don't know. You'll have to figure it out. I've never seen it, but it was on the list of things that we've gone through.

You guys can let us know what we should do next. But yes, if you're ready to sync up, we're going to go in three, two, one, go. Okay. Run! It begins in... He's on a treadmill. It looks like a railway tunnel.

Oh, he's actually moving. Okay. Oh! Oh. Uh-oh. Oh my God. So either he's been teleported... No, no, he's still there.

Or he hurt his knee. He's in... Oh my God, it's like... This is in the future. It must be in the future. In a Japanese... It's not building work. It looks like some psychic entity is telling this child

to keep running down a tunnel. Don't be worried. Just run down the tunnel. I'm up on the magic futuristic seesaw. There she is. Or he. She's a robot. She's a robot.

Or ghost. She's barefoot as well, so she doesn't... She jumps off the thing. Oh, my God. Her heart's going kind of... He's been stabbed. Blue power. So he somehow...

Did she kill herself and he took the pain or something? I don't think I was a boy. I thought they were both girls. 12 years later. It's always 12 years later, isn't it? Yeah, 12 years later. Or 12 years earlier. Yeah.

But possibly later. It looks earlier yeah but possibly later it looks earlier it doesn't look as futuristic oh god okay please tell me these aren't real things you can they're like mascots

well look how adorable the kids love terrifying eyeballs they love punching them in the they're tearing them apart it looks like Mr Wimpy a bit cut to a shot of a dead bug

and a depressed it must be him the same guy because his hair went white yeah yeah when he so it's 12 years later then Tearing him apart. It looks like Mr. Wimpy a bit. Cut to a shot of a dead bug and a depressed... It must be him, the same guy. Yeah. His hair went white. Yeah, yeah. When he... So it's 12 years later then.

When he saw that girl kill herself or whatever. God, the shots are so quick. Man. Trigger. I am triggered. Not yet, you're not. Man, this is... Oh, so this is the first one with an actual, like, proper...

An actual... Theme song intro. Yeah. I think there was theme songs before but we were just talking over them yeah maybe it's pretty quiet in my ears so yeah are you are you are you excited for this one i like the kaleidoscope intro what it's about or what it is i like them well i like stories that are set in the near future it's interesting the reachable future but the problem is is that they don't age well well like a couple of years go by and then it catches up

and you're like oh crap I think Minority Report was set sort of about sort of five years from now so it wasn't it really Tom Cruise film

no feels like it wasn't set I mean that's why you just need to say the near future yeah and there's a load of well

characters in Hall of Mirrors okay lay your hands on me really me architecture and she's obviously in charge of uh i'm liking this so far the whole thing are you actually inside her eye is a little control room this guy's like a hacker she's like uh the thumbnail made it look a bit a lot shitter than it was like this actually looks pretty good good god trigger is it just called trigger no i think they're the people who make it okay well but maybe that is the name

maybe that's like maybe that's the translation of the name you're up just maybe kiznaver means trigger maybe it does in what in what language see that probably says kiznaver this is trigger but it might might well be the works. Who knows? For God's sakes. So. Looks nice. I'd like to live there. Her skirt could be shorter.

Is he still here after 12 years? Because it looks like he's in a similar place. Still looking for the bug. You know he's sad because he's in the shadow Lewis And he looks sad This bug's died He's just staying low down Because he can't get up a skirt She's considering how to help him out With his morose

She's like I could walk closer to him But he's really low And my skirt is really short Oh Emotion What did you think he said? He I could see...

He was rude to her. Up your bum from down here. I could see everything. For God's sake. He says, I have a magical pork potato in my bag. If you want to try and share it with me. His hair looks like the inside of one of those cakes where you cut it. Like a marble cake.

Oh, yeah. I know what you mean And now they're dappled by sunlight So they're like school friends you reckon He is a miserable guy Yeah, cheer the fuck up He's been miserable ever since he saw that girl Jump off that building 12 years ago And ever since then

Since his hair went grey He's a classic teenager. They're going to be miserable. But that's true. The dappled light effect is quite clever. I do like that. You know they're walking under trees because they're under that kind of dappled sunlight.

That's quite nice. But then the characters are just... I just can't deal with it. Life is hopeless. Look, just put yourself in his shoes, P-Flex. She's trying to make him go out or something. Imagine you still had hair. No, I'm going to stay home.

Imagine I still had marble hair. Yeah. I mean, he's lucky to have his hair. He is. There's a lot of people who go through these experiences. His hair will always fall out. He's picking his nose a little bit. That's fine.

Oh. The Tuffs. The bullies are there. They're always coming twos. Oh, hey, Tuffs. Hey, Tuffs, go away. He's got 33 yen. I've only got 33 yen.

Is that him getting beaten up? Yeah, I think so. Look, he's got... Yeah. Yeah. But he doesn't seem to be too bothered about it. He's like, oh, well. He's used to it.

He likes to pain. Come on up, you get. Oh, no. I'm just going to sass you. That guy's fucking huge, by the way, to be in the same year as him at school.

There was always one kid like that, just massive. He's like, he's freaking out somehow. I don't know. I think he's saying just get it over with.

He's sassing them. Just hit me, I like the pain. Interesting. When the toilet was free It went from red to blue not red to green Interesting Look we killed you

That's his friend His friend's going to come and save him Yeah Here we go What happened Here comes an arse kicking Literally Flying butt shot.

Oh, he's teabagging him. Oh, good. I'm glad we've got some revenge. Rapid revenge. He's enjoying that too much. Peace. He's just teabagging him. He's grabbing his dick.

You want to kick him in the balls? Come and kick him in the balls. Perfect chance. Your one opportunity. Is he going to fart in his face give him some proper pink eye he's killed him he's dead well

oh no you're a murderer the rest of this series is about jail it's a jail it's a jail no the thing is if they're school kids

and he's a grown up he's just assaulted a child and tea bagged him to death and now he's going to fuck up this other kid this is what I do young man I feed up children oh he's going to

put his face up oh don't worry it's alright he was just messing with them so yeah where where does he come from is he a

is he a member of the staff or is he a teacher yeah teachers do that in Japan they kick the shit out the staff Or He's in the school too I reckon He just doesn't give a fuck so he wears what he wants Yeah Oh look he's really upset about it Oh they've always beat me up he's saying I'm just used to it

I've never given a shit I just stand there and take it He's kind of like bored by it. It's like it's not a big deal. He's not like trying to run away or anything. But aren't we meant to associate this character as the hero because he just takes it on the chin, gets beaten up? Maybe. He's like, yeah, maybe he just can't feel.

Yeah, maybe. When that girl died, it sucked all the emotion out of him. He's got no nerves he's got no feels yeah it doesn't matter he's not sad he's not happy

now this teacher's gonna fuck him up look at the muscles he literally he gave him the sleeper hold uh oh stop beating up the pupils oh it's the headmistress yeah the headmaster's like

look I told you god's sake stop doing that she's got some creepy collar on. Did you see that? Is he going to the hospital? Because it cut away before we had a chance to figure out what the fuck was going on. They're in school again now.

Okay. Listen, back to class. In class. This is where, in the schools in Japan, what they do is they have fully grown men learning alongside children. That's what happens. Is the teacher playing some like weird enemy porn game i think so okay i think i think he he lost all of his in-game currency there so he said no

empty seat did you see that there was a hook under the chair so i guess you can hang your bag on it that's quite clever like i know they have those in sushi restaurants but they have them in a school that's quite cunning some kind of operation I reckon he got some of her blood she was is that her do you think? no surely not she's got the collar he's just been beaten up again

he wakes up on the roof there was a sound effect that was good. You can almost see up her skirt, just to keep you interested in this shot. Like, pan down. See, that background's nice. Yeah, it's pretty.

Abby has nice backgrounds, generally. So... They draw the banality of the backgrounds well. I like that. It looks like a real place. It's so strange. I wish they carried that ethos through the whole thing. Realism, Lewis.

Well, it's super realistic. Yeah. Right. So we've got... Do you reckon she must be in the school somehow? She's a teacher. Do you reckon she's in... Do you reckon she's a teacher?

She probably is some sort of teacher. Hmm. Oh, the custard. We don't know what the setup is in a Japanese school. Maybe the older kids are expected to mentor and be like the buddy. Because, like, my eldest is about to start junior school and they have a kid who's three years higher

that's sort of their buddy to guide them through the junior school process. So that might be the case. White splash! They're going to jizz on someone again. Why do they have such weird sounding stuff? So is that the guy that... No, it's someone else.

My friend went to Japan. He's the teacher who was looking at playing the game. He's the pervy teacher. My buddy went to Japan He's the teacher Who was looking at Playing the game He's the pervy teacher My buddy went to Japan And he said that It's quite common On Japanese t-shirts And stuff

For them to have English words on them That they think Sound cool But whose meaning Is completely lost on them So he saw a guy With a t-shirt

That said Jazz Holocaust Oh my gosh And he was like They just have all these shirts With stuff like that on That's like a good band name Jazz Holocaust It's like a good band name Jazz Holocaust

It's like a death metal band Yeah I think I've seen them So she's insane And yet she's allowed Into the general populace To just be crazy She's a student

She's an insane student though Yeah She's not And she is I think she's a teacher Is she mentoring um emo guy yeah i wish he'd pick himself up a bit i can't stand emo he's just so miserable all the time she's got charlie brown neck syndrome good grief and he is just like char Brown, so they should have a lot in common.

Is this sort of a church window that she's looking at? It's quite sort of stained glass. It's a lopi. Look at his hair. It's so strange. It's like an old lady's hat that's been knitted into his hair. Yeah, I see it now.

Oh, dear. She must have said something deep there. I'd love to know what the spiritual journey he's going on in this scene is. He's in the darkness, Lewis, and she's in the light. Can you see? Can you see? Coming to the light. And he can see the light in his eyes.

Remember when you got your ass kicked? Yeah, like a thousand times. Remember when you constantly got beaten up for your whole life? I feel like the journeys the characters go on, they fit it into one episode. And then the next episode is some increasingly insane, like his journey, each episode is so bonkers, it has to get more and more out of control.

Yes, you can kick ass if you stop being so emo. Okay. He's got a heart attack. She's got no nose. Oh, wait, there it is. Okay. Oh. He's got powers in him, and he just needs to find them.

You have the magic woman's bike in your heart. Well, she's striding at him with purpose. Jeez. She's going to fuck him up unless he uses his powers. She's going to literally push him into the light. There we go. Oh my god, she's going to kill him. She's going to kill him.

I don't think she is a teacher, actually. No, she can't be. A, she's shorter than him Well she shrunk a lot in the last five minutes I thought she was really tall Look at my armpits Oh no Oh my god

He wants to die I think she's saying look you just need a push Your powers will awaken if you just get fucked up down the stairs trust me if she turns out she's just fucking with him that's the best you can just see her pants in shot there yeah just have a look at her knickers for goodness sake use your magical powers you fucking idiot i'm inspired by the pants I've seen everything From this angle You can't see her pants Okay so

What the hell What happened I don't know what's going on Next scene Hospital Much more confusing Yeah hospital Oh my god

What the fuck They're like the friendly Mascots I guess Welcome to the future Of the NHS Maybe they're like robots They're like the nurses We're so short staff mascots welcome to the future of the NHS maybe they're like robots they're like the

nurses we're so short staffed we have to employ Mr Wimpy no this has got to be a dream right

it's got to be oh it can't be yeah it's got to be a dream sequence now so he thinks he's gonna he's gonna be

he's gonna die but no I hope it's like that bit in Jacob's Ladder where they go into the hospital and it's just all terrifying demons nope

probably some sort of alien this is a lot harder to follow than the other two yeah this is actually I have no idea what's happening

I don't think he does though either so maybe it's alright right is he in hospital she brought him flowers i'm sorry i thought he had magical powers oh all your friends are here oh wait a second they're in some kind of secret underground ship what do you mean like this is their base you know what i'm saying oh this is their kind of like they're like the resistance yeah he's like well they're a secret club yeah i reckon that's what this is she's like i had to push you down the stairs to knock you out to get you here secretly

because this is a secret location these are the life points of all the baddies in the city you must defeat or something look active see these're active. See, these are their cameras. You have all these cameras. Oh, okay. Oh, man. Looks like a nice place to live. And their job is to watch the city. Looks a bit like San Francisco. Okay. Loading. Please just be cooking mama.

I want to see more cooking mama. Now we will cook! what a kooky bunch you know that that the the oddball character the girl with the funky hair is like the comic relief right i i i don't know what's going on p flag i just she's the leader of some kind of underground group and they've recruited him and i think she's saying to him look you've got magic powers and stuff come and join us we're all hipsters i don't know i mean that's the best theory we've got yeah it is the best theory please do leave a comment if we're a wider than mark please help i can't believe they watched jojo's great animation adventure without the subject they lost everything oh look

oh my god They're experimenting with people They do experiments All these Club of people have all been experimented on Are they like secret agents? No I think she's saying All of you have been experimented on

By the suited dudes By the creepy things Connection achieved All of you have been experimented on by the suited dudes. By the creepy things. Connection achieved. Who pushed him down the stairs? See, it doesn't show on the camera. What the hell? She did.

Maybe if someone takes an injury, they get taken to hospital and then operated on by these weird robots i'm actually curious to know what the fuck this is about look there's no way to know we're never gonna we're never gonna know i'm never gonna watch this again with subtitles on but duncan could you and you can tell me, Duncan, all right? I can pick up on Wikipedia. We'll let you know, P-Flex, afterwards, if you're genuinely interested. I just want to know what it is, just roughly, see how close I was to guessing.

You know that she's a serious character that's never going to be any kind of love interest because she's got this kind of otherworldly, ethereal quality to her. She's like an AI. And her hair is kind of grey or silver. They always have that. The love interest always has like bright pink hair

or purple hair or something like that. But the girls with the white hair like that, I think it's meant to look like they're sort of untouchable. Just staring at... That's very strange perspective. Is he in front of her? Okay, oh, he was behind her. Oh, God, yeah, that was weird.

I just have no idea what's happening yeah it's a mystery but even though she's not a love interest we the viewers get to see her pants at every opportunity

I think we might have to cancel this one it's just too weird we didn't really get it did we oh no no this is good it's fine I want to know

what happens don't stop it no leave it you have to know we can do Don't stop it! No, leave it! You have to know! We can do another one afterwards if you like. Yeah, we think we should do just because I think

this one will have to scratch it. There's too much dialogue and not enough sex squids. There's not enough crazy shit. We need a crazier one, really. We're literally now just watching it I think basically that one was too hard to follow