Triforce! - Simple Simon Ep. 10 Ft. Day[9]

Episode Date: January 18, 2014

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Sean Day9Plot with us. Say hi. Hello, netizens. How are you doing? with us say hi hello netizens how are you doing i'm doing great it's currently 9 a.m right now so with the coffee that i have in hand i will be able to focus and answer questions willingly we're about ready to go to bed look it's lovely we've got our pitch black it's horrible um so this is a show where i ask simon questions about you. He tries to get the answers right, and then you give him points arbitrarily based on how well you think he did. Excellent.

So let's have a little example. Simon, what happened to days one to eight? What happened to days one to eight? Really? Really? Really? Well, okay, days one to seven was that was like the first week so I guess one to six was when God made everything day seven was like you know a Sunday he was lazy he went to Ikea in the afternoon or something day eight back at work Monday morning it was terrible so day nine is named after the the tuesday the second

tuesday of existence that's where his name came from where god was productive again after having recovered from his monday hangover from parting heart at ikea absolutely so what's the actual answer sure the actual answer okay so here we go so like every serious competitive nerd has like one of those tough online names especially the pros in korea that had like one word names like boxer or reach and i wanted to have a cool one word name and i had day but it didn't sound that neat and it was taken because it was three characters So I put the nine there because it's my favorite number And then I put the brackets Because it's my favorite delimiter

And thus day nine was born So how many points do you think Simon was close to that? You know I think this is going to be the trend that Simon's answers Are better than mine I'll give myself a five but a thousand points for Simon on that one A thousand points For Simon on that one.

A thousand points for coming up with a better answer. Wow. One killer point, if you like. 1KP. 1KP. 1KP. So let's get into, God, that could be your nickname, Simon, 1KP. So what would Sean change about his appearance to hide his true identity as a superhero in everyday life?

Right, I gotcha. So, obviously, Clark Kent, glasses. Spider-Man, he just doesn't wear, like, a spandex suit when he goes to work. Dude, I'm going to confirm that right now. Putting on a spandex suit would just... It would be like a national health crisis to see you wandering around in one of those, man. Oh, God. Who else have we got what are the batman uh he drives fast cars and he's very rich that's not really much of a disguise

is it um so in his everyday life i don't know maybe he would do his hair differently. Maybe he would have dreadlocks as his, you know, his alter ego. Maybe he would, I don't know, glasses is really obvious. Maybe a monocle. Maybe pince-nez. Go on, Sean. On the end of his nose, a tiny pair of glasses. You know, okay, yeah, so I think that eyewear is definitely a technique. I was thinking of having, like, sort of like a tape-on

like neck beard that goes down, like, way too far. So no one's actually looking at the face. They're just wondering how that growth happened. It's like you're wearing a woolly scarf. Yeah. Yeah, or it's like having a sign that says, hey, look here. And they look there but not here, so they don't know what the identity is, right?

But it's the neck. It's just all the way down grows into the chest oh i think we're good and you know what uh because i see simon's look uh definitely spandex as well spandex jumpsuit so a huge neck beard that blends into chest hair and then a spandex jumpsuit a nude colored spandex suit yes now that now that would work because people know that I'm kind of like a hairy, furry guy. Whoa! Give us some warning! Give us some warning before you do that!

Good lord! One for the ladies. One for the ladies there. So yeah, the skin-colored spandex jumpsuit plus neckbeard would both not reveal my identity and would cause no suspicion. No suspicion, sure.

I would have a monocle again, so they would know I'm proper. Yeah, that shows you're wealthy, you know, like all superheroes need to be. They need some funding. So of course, that was one for the ladies. So I'll continue. I've got a question for the ladies.

So when Sean takes a shower, picture everyone, does he wash his hair first or sort of in the middle or sort of towards the end? What kind of stage do you think he washes his hair, Simon? Oh, God. Okay. I think most sensible people would wash their hair first. That's the first thing they do.

Because then you get, like, all the grease, the bits of moss, you know, the fungus, the stuff that's in your hair. Then that goes all over your body. And then you can wash your body. So the logical answer would be hair first. But maybe, I don't't know maybe he washes his hair separately maybe he doesn't use a shower maybe he washes his hair in a in a like a mountain stream um i don't know that's yes i've washed my hair only in sparkling water natural sparkling water yeah he's got a bottle of Perrier and he's just...

And when my hair's low on electrolytes, I use Gatorade, right? Oh, that's white. So truthfully, I think that you were pretty close with the mountain stream, but I actually washed my hair all the way at the end of the shower for me. Whoa! What? Way at the end. Okay shower for me whoa what way at the end okay so let me explain to you let me explain to you what showers mean to me so it it's it started off as like the functional thing that you just do during your day that you don't think about because hygiene and

whatnot but when i get in the shower that's when i start having like arguments with people that like happened seven years ago i'm like i start thinking of ideas and i talk to myself and suddenly i'm like oh shit how long have i been in the shower and that's when i wash my hair and get out and find out that like 20 minutes has passed wow so it's it's like your sort of escape and where you can reflect on things yeah it's crazy most people sort of do that in their dreams But you do it in the shower I do it in the shower and I do that thing where you put one arm behind

And you hold the elbow like that And I just sit there and I just talk to myself That's even weirder what are you doing You're just stood there fully nude Mind you Fully nude in the shower You didn't just say fully nude, mind you, about a shower for all the people who shower with swimming trunks on.

I don't think you are ever fully nude, though, because you're always covered in a thick layer of hair, aren't you? Yes, actually. A thick layer of hair underneath which is the blubber so I can both stay warm and be buoyant. Do you shampoo, like, your chest hair?

It's like a walrus. And then condition it. That's a very personal question, Simon. Have I crossed the line? I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry. Give him some points, Sean. How many points did you get?

Nothing. You know, I'm going to go with 700 points on that one. Because, you know, it's like playing apples to apples. I'm never going for what's actually accurate It's what's most entertaining To me in the moment That's very good of you I think you're on destiny for a lot of points

In that case I'm up to 1.7 KP That's right Flippin' heck If Sean had to Suddenly go into a weird machine And it would either shrink him down To four and a half feet tall

Or it would squash him up to Seven and a half feet tall Squash him up? Squeeze, squash, you know, reverse squash Anti-squash The opposite of squash Stretch Stretch him

That's what I was looking for Four and a half feet tall or seven and a half feet tall That's what you mean. Stretch. Stretch him. That's the word I was looking for. Up to seven and a half. Four and a half feet tall or seven and a half feet tall? I reckon he would want to be tall. He would want to tower over people in real life, much like he does on his internet persona. He is a giant amongst men.

Oh, my God. Wow. How Shakespearean. Yeah, I don't think he would i mean obviously i would go for being shrunk to be a dwarf um and then i would actually go about my day as though i was a dwarf from a fantasy game yeah um and i would that would be the happiest i would ever be um wander around with an axe yes with the helmet and everything have i got the helm yeah i've got the helmet here so i've got a helmet right here so i'd just be like this this would be every day well it's my it's every day now for me to be honest so not much would change really um sure what do you think sean would want to be big he'd want to be big that's my final answer it's going green

spot on you get yes points on this one i would definitely want to be big that's my final answer it's going green spot on you get yes points on this one i would definitely want to be tall uh i'm i'm used to being tall to crouching and you know bumping my head into things and it would just be that sort of extended um actually i'm curious how tall are you gentlemen i'm only five foot eight i'm about the same you use the american system you guys are so sweet to me. That's actually touching that you put it in five foot eight inches. That's wonderful. It's one of the few things that we do actually measure in feet and inches is height.

Yeah, it's weird. So it wasn't just for you. I'm sorry. Wow. No. No, yes, it was. And you guys did something sweet specifically for me. And thank you.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Oh, come here. Oh thank you. Come here. Absolutely. Come here. Come here. Let's look at us. Oh, come here. Oh, yeah. Feel that. That was nice.

How do you do that thing behind like this? Can you see this? Is this working? Hello? You look like you're strangling a very short-armed person to death, and they're trying to pat your back to get you to stop. You sort of look like a wallowing animal or something, you know, like with really short arms. It was very strange. I'm not very good at it.

So if Sean had to be roommates with Jar Jar Binks, Slimer from the Ghostbusters or Navi from Zelda, which would you choose? Navi. Navi, sorry. Which one of those would it be? Slimer's a pretty cool dude But he would eat all of your food That rhymed Wow

I'm a poet, apparently And you didn't know it And I wasn't even aware of it You weren't even aware of it, yeah Exactly I wasn't even conscious of that fact Subverting really really really obvious jokes in this chat

yeah I think Slimer I think Slimer is definitely the cool one but I mean he would make a lot of mess and he would eat everything but Navi would just be too annoying to deal with and Jar Jar Binks is just a twat isn't he yeah I couldn't have put it better.

Oh, no, totally. 100% spot on. Because Na'Vi, like, not only, you know, a world champion in Dota 2, but also fucking annoying. Listen! Listen! Listen! Hey!

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That's, oh my god. I mean, it actually sounded like a dog toy being, like, squeezed. A very complex dog toy that can squeeze. In order to reach that pitch, I do have to squeeze my testicles quite hard. Which, you know, that's how i don't want children at any time yeah you risk your entire lineage for an extended joke that's commitment to your form the lane dynasty the lane dynasty wow oh man yeah jar jar binks just like he just he sucks yeah like you lose you lose credit if you

live with him so i'm i'm definitely not gonna go with jar jar and and slimer just makes a mess and eats a lot and yeah that's that's what i do already so he's the one who is most like you yeah i know we would hang out we'd be on the couch having eaten dinner, and I'd be like, do you want to order pizza? And he'd be like... And we'd high-five and shit. Oh, my God. And, you know, we'd do the thing where we put the pizza on our stomach,

and the stomach just opens up and envelops the pizza, and we're like... And, like, high-five. Oh, my God. That sounds so good. I want to get pizza right now, now that it's been brought up. It's 9am in the morning. You crazy motherfucker.

Wait, what? I'm not having a six pack of beer. It's just pizza. This man's lost his mind. A pizza, 9am in the morning, is a bit crazy, though, unless it's leftover cold pizza from the night before.

That's true. Wow. Yeah, what is with the stigma of early morning fresh pizza? Like late night, old, cold, not so good pizza? I don't know. Is it normal for Americans to eat pizza in the morning? Actually, this does lead on to our next question, so we'll just carry on.

If Sean could eat... 20 points, Simon, there you go. 20 points. 20 points. 1.702 KPs. If Sean could only eat one nation's cuisine for the rest of his life... Italy. What would it be?

Italy. No, oh, no, okay, it's not Italy. I'll tell you right now. You gotta do... No, go for, like, second and third string ethnic foods. Okay, India, China. Wow. No, not, whoa.

No? Zero. Zero? Wow, like, okay. Oh, I blew it, I blew it. Oh, no. Dude, okay, okay, so... Oh, no. So so my number one,

it's all like, I feel like it doesn't, it's not the sort of food that I'm, I'm like, yeah, I can't wait. It's not like party time food, but I eat it every day and that's Mexican.

So that's gotta be the number one. I love Mexican food. You're American. God. Yeah. I live in LA, man. Oh,

the burritos. I should have thought, if I live in LA, man. Oh, the burritos. Get in his head. I should have thought. If I'd have just given it some thought. Dude, I love that. The question wasn't even done. What food would Sean... Italian. It's Italian.

Because you were going on about pizza. Mamma mia. And then number two's got to be Korean. 100% Korean barbecue all day all the way and then uh number three i love ethiopian food have you ever had ethiopian food i don't think i have no dude dude okay what they do is they have they bring out a plate with like a thin spongy bread all on the bottom and then they just dump the meat on the top and then you're also given rolls of the spongy bread so you tear the spongy bread off and just grab with your hands

and eat there's no utensils so so again i would have slimer as my roommate because we'd just be like it's so it's like primal and stuff basically it's like the napkins. The napkins are bread. Yes! Yeah, totally. Oh, God. This is my kind of question. I always dwell on the food questions in these, and then I really have to go now and eat. But, oh, my God. Yeah. It sets us up, doesn't it?

Jesus Christ. I'm not sure I can continue. I'm just salivating. Dude, yeah, look at Ethiopians. It's the best. Yes. Oh, no, Sean. Yeah, so give Simon some points for that.

Actually, he didn't get any, did he? He got nil. Yeah, that was a n, so give Simon some points for that actually didn't think any did he got nil I saw the sign of the nail Wow four points Four points. Yeah, so one point seven zero six KP. That's what I'm okay Good wait no one point seven zero six or four two Sick why is it now or two four excuse me? Yeah, because I gave you 20 and then I gave you 4.

Ah, okay, right. No, it should be 1.7 2.4, there we go. 1.7 2.4. He's in charge of points and he's spoken, so... We're struggling to add numbers to 0.

This is the worst point system we've devised so far. I mean, it's, right. This is, I can't. Because, I mean, it's not even like, you know, 13 plus 21. Oh, wait, no, I kind of messed up. You know, it's like, what's zero plus two? And it's like, well, that's six. It's oftentimes six, I think.

Simon, what is the funniest thing Sean's mum has ever done? The funniest thing that Sean's mum has ever done. Yeah, this is a question from Sip, so it's a little bit weird. You have to really just, you know, think broadly. I know, it's a difficult one to guess. Sean's laughing already, just thinking about something funny that his mother's done oh my god give us a clue sean give us give us a clue um like a setting

it it happened in uh during a winter storm during a winter storm did she fart really loudly And blame it on like a roll of thunder That's not how a winter storm works I don't know I don't know Am I not close Am I not close?

Am I not close? Oh my god Santa and his reindeer battled snow And lightning on the way To delivering presents Oh what a dramatic winter storm Is there lightning in the winter storms In England? Yeah It's just one of those language barrier things Winter storm, is there lightning In the winter storms in England? Yeah

It's just one of those language barrier things Where we think of a storm As something very different, obviously Thunder and lightning is a storm A winter storm, what's that? Just a bit of snow Yeah, wow, is that, oh, I see Oh, yeah, because when we say winter storm

We mean like a blizzard, we mean like Like lots of snow Like and ice and sleet and that sort of thing. Okay. And so I'm imagining what's... It's snowing, and your mother did something funny in the snow. Did she write her own name in the snow? Oh, my God. Simon.

Well, that would be quite funny It'd be quite talented Uh, no Sean's dying Fuck me He's gonna start vomiting again Oh, dude I have thrown up from laughing a couple times

And it feels amazing I don't think I'm gonna be able to guess So, I grew up in kansas city that gets like really crazy weather it gets like extremely hot ultra humid summers and then really freezing cold crazy blizzards in the winters so um it it had started to rain at like just above freezing and then it went below freezing started to snow so it was like ice with snow on top and it was like a day later so it was like it was a really bad driving conditions and we have this driveway that has just a slight slope to it and and you know we didn't grow up in a really wealthy

family so it was basically just my mom my brother and i so we had like one car so mom was always like make be very careful with the car that you don't hit anything or i'm really tense listening to this i'm really tense so so she's she's driving up um we're just gonna hop inside and eat some food and go somewhere she just got home from work so she like pulls up and and she goes up and goes and you kind of have to like get some momentum to go up into the garage because it's very icy on the driveway because we like shovel the snow but there's still icy so she goes she's like right about to get into the garage door

and she starts to giggle my mom laughs like a lot so she just starts to giggle and she's like so she floors it and it's just going and the car's just like doing this and then it catches pavement and she just hits the house just goes like and like the beam in the garage door just like and she laughed for like 30 minutes in the driveway. And I'm just like sitting there like, Mom, you hit the house! And she's just like, she's crying, like tears pouring down her face.

Oh my God, it was so funny. The car actually was fine, but the garage door got like totally nailed. The funniest thing your mother did was drive into your house. Dude, dude, it was amazing, because it wasn't just pull up hit the house it was car for like a minute or two just just like sliding back and forth with just a like a howlingly giggling woman at the wheel and then bam it's the house oh my god that could have ended so tragically oh but it totally didn't, so it's hilarious.

Oh, God. Dude, no, that's... Holy crap. I feel worn out. Oh, God. Well, there you go. How many points do you get for that? How many do you think?

0.38. Killer points. 0.38 killer points or 0.38 points? Because if it was just points, it would be easy to add up. Yeah, right now it's 0.38 points. Okay. Okay, someone add that up. Someone, can we have someone add that up?

So it was 1.724.38. 1.72438, good. Oh in my room. 1.724.38. 1.72438. Good. Oh, my God. So, thank you, Sean. Okay, next, Simon. If Sean designed a computer game, what genre of game would it be?

He is designing. He is designing a computer game. He actually really is designing a computer game. I know. there's a correct answer to this i know that's why the fucking answer is though i don't know what kind of game it is uh a strategy game a turn-based strategy game uh in which you conquer things and you take over land. I don't know. God, your brain was really working overtime there.

Yeah. I can't show what is it. Creases forming vertically in the forehead. Yeah, it's real-time strategy. Boom. Real-time. Oh, I said turn-based. I know. No, seriously. real-time strategy boom real time oh i said turn-based oh i know no i seriously no you you

totally are going to get 0.7328 kilopoints for that wow that was um so thank you that's very generous simon what is short's greatest achievement in world of warcraft i reckon a pv world pvp in which him and his guild went out and raided somewhere. So raided like one of the opposition's capital cities or like Taran Mill or wherever the hell it was or South or is it Southshire?

Southshore, yeah. Southshore, that's it. I reckon it was world PVP kind of thing. A memorable moment in which he just killed like hundreds of people. Okay. Okay, so I've never played World of Warcraft, but I have. What?

What? What do you mean you've never played World of Warcraft? You liar! Isn't that insane? I've actually never played. I missed out on that whole experience. How have you never played WoW? I know

Why do you think he's such a productive and successful man, Simon? He plays StarCraft, Lewis Hell yeah You know, actually That's sort of what StarCraft Brood War did to me Is it just cut out gaming literacy From like 2000 to 2010 For me

I didn't play any other games in that decade uh but i do i do have a greatest uh greatest achievement uh in college i used to stay up ultra late to watch the brood war matches um which is is not something that a lot of other people at college did but uh a buddy messaged me at like 1 30 those matches were starting 30 minutes and said hey you want to you want to like hang out in your room or something and i was like yeah i mean i'm gonna be watching starcraft if you want to come and watch and you know that's it's like nice to have someone there watching with you but if they like don't know anything there's it's there's like really uneven levels of engagement i'm like ah and they like, okay, so is the Zorg a creature in the game? And I'm like, no, don't say those words.

So said friend comes over with a laptop and just opens it and just plays WoW. And we hang out and chat and sort of in parallel do our things. And it was like this magical gaming bonding experience. Because in between the matches, I'd'd look over We'd chat about WoW And then when the games were on we'd look over And play the Brood War So your greatest World of Warcraft achievement Is having a mate over who played it

Whilst you were watching Starcraft Yeah it was like Nirvana It was a bonding session It was amazing No I love that you know It's nice, it's lovely Because like with video games There's that

There's such a strongly Defined way to hang out You do co-op Or you form a 1v1 and you battle against each other Or you play a board game like Monopoly Where everyone hates each other By the end

But there's like gaming alongside You know where i was just like it was like a meta thing you didn't even have to play the same game you i mean you were both totally into two different games yet you still bonded over it oh my god and and you'd never see that with like television like i'm never gonna like have my show on And you're gonna have your show on And we're both gonna have the volume unplugged And be taking turns looking like Okay let me look away from Desperate Housewives

Cause Jack's gonna torture someone again And I gotta see this Like you don't do that With like everything else It's everyone pointed at the same screen But it's really cool for me that that experience like sort of in parallel i sort of imagine it a bit like demolition man where the two of you were in the room on the computer kind of like having this experience together demolition man

yeah you know with sandra bullock and um well in which they well they have like sex with like the things on their heads or whatever it was dude, dude, could not be a better analogy. I was like, all right, I'm going to do my sex thing with Brood War. And she was like, all right, I'm going to go play WoW. We put it on, we're like, oh! Not even interacting with each other, just alongside. And that's really the magic of games. Yeah, you were alone together.

Yeah, it was perfect. Beautiful. It's beautiful. That was a great little answer. Thank you for that, Sean. And 13 points for Simon. 13 points. Oh, Jesus Christ. So, while I'm calculating that,

Simon, what power tools does Sean own? He's an American. He's an American. Why does that help? Why does that help? It does. I have a tractor and a gun and a tank is a gun a tool i don't know uh oh i don't know i i'm kind of like looking at the shelves he's got going on

and you just need a screwdriver for those so i don't think he needs anything like major for that um I don't think he does much DIY I don't think he's you know all that good at you know putting things together and building things um I reckon he doesn't have much I reckon he's got maybe a couple of screwdrivers um and that's about it Spot on Boom bucketed man Dude couldn't have been more correct I own some Legos and an

Ikea buy in the box Set of allen wrenches And I My roommate has a hammer but when he's not Home and I can't get access to it I just use Anything else heavy So I'm kind of like like a pc tower yeah or like a book a heavy book or a monitor or a laptop yeah yeah yeah a deodorant stick or a or a mug made out of buckshot. Your own fist.

Yes. I bite into the table and just depress the nail in. Oh, my God. You hit the nail. Yeah, dude, I do have that prominent forehead that's no doubt good for nailing things. Hammerhead. Yeah.

Hammerhead. Nice. I would give 11,014 points for that. Wow. That is a lot of points, Lewis. Good lord. Nail that shit. Okay, Sean.

Yeah, yes. Simple Simon was not a pieman, but he met pie-man or something, and he knows about pies. So, Simon, what do you think is Sean's favourite kind of pie? What is Sean's favourite kind of pie? Good old traditional mum's apple pie with cheese on top. Of course, because he's American. And maybe a chili sean i like apple pie with cheese on top what the holy fucking shit there we go

oh my god that's like that's like you dug through my garbage to see the grocery receipts and just like apple pie soft ripened cheese and you're like okay i get it i can't hear your voice i like that that's good that's you by the way that's for you that's my gift thank you wow yeah like i love i love sweet stuff but cheesy oh like cheesecake is so lewis lewis doesn't know what the fuck what yeah I mean that's How did you get that? Cheese on apple pie Have you ever heard of that before ever? No I don't think I ever want to either

Dude that's That's like one of those moments that makes me Change my privacy settings on Facebook When you're like how did you know I don't even have an Instagram I don't take photos of my food man You just intuited that From my personality Did you know? What the... I don't even have an Instagram. I don't take photos of my food, man. Like, you just... You just intuited that from my personality.

Yes. Holy... Absolutely did. Wow. Sometimes I'm on there. Sometimes I'm really accurate. Sometimes miles out. But how many points for that final one?

Because that was pretty damn accurate. That was so good. I will give you the greatest amount of points of all. You get 9 points 9 points Not even 9000 Not even 9k points No this isn't the sequel

I'm not day 9000 man It's day 9 Oh I see 9 points the best number I don't like this scoring system Lewis Well The final score Nine points. The best number. I don't like this scoring system, Lewis. Well, the final score is 13.49318 KPs. So, good job, Simon.

Thank you, man. You've done a flipping amazing job. And, Sean, thank you so much for being on Simple Simon. We've really enjoyed it. Dude, it was a pleasure. Thank you guys so much. Go and catch your plane. See you next time, everyone. Thank you, Simon. Thank you, Sean. You guys are the best. Say bye. Bye.

Bye, Sean. Bye. I love you so much, Simon. You know me so well. Somehow it's fucked up.