Triforce! - Triforce! #139: A Very Sugoi Podcast

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

Triforce! Episode 139! Pyrion shares his appreciation for WAP, Sips went on a super hot staycation and Lewis shares some unique words from Japan! Protect your online activity at http://expressvpn.com/triforce and get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Triforce podcast. Coming at you from a week where a period is now a boiled egg. Yep. Sips is a baked potato. Thanks. And I am a vegan sausage roll left in the oven for too long. And I've wilted. It's been rough, lads.

You look like uh you look like archer's mum from the um show archer um but a hot version like i mean like yeah like overheated version oh yeah not yeah we'll clarify it not not like the not like a milf uh what a stupid fuck i hate that the whole milf thing i i would be happy for it to just go away entirely you're not a fan of the whole milf i just no i'm not really and you still see it like i don't know if it's like people just like saying it ironically or something but like you still see it around and it's just when's it gonna go to go away? You know what I mean? What's your beef with the whole MILF and DILF thing? Well, I think it's like, I think it mostly comes from that,

because it originates with that American Pie movie, right? Stifler, that's right. Stifler. And I think that the whole Stifler thing was just, I mean, I went to school with people like that, and I didn't like the men either and uh i still don't like them like i think it's been it's been the words being adopted to be a fetish really in a sense like like how about the word cougar are you okay with that uh i mean ish

it doesn't it doesn't thrill me beyond words you know what i mean like if if if somebody says it i i can excuse it you know what i mean like at least it's an actual word i think it's weird because essentially the the the core of the whole milf thing is essentially i guess kind of sexist because the implication is oh my goodness it's an attractive middle-aged woman as if that's like surprising um now i understand that the whole the whole gilf thing like a grandmother i'd like to fuck is yeah i i think that's more of a fetish because it is it is very weird for that has to be a young person to want to have sex with someone in their 70s or 80s like that's yeah that's weird like i'm sorry but that that is weird i'm not trying to kink

shame but there's clearly some some deep-se psychological thing going on there. Um, but the, the whole thing with MILFs is I think unless you are a 18, 19 year old, early twenties, uh, guy saying it about a woman in their forties. Um, if you're our age and you're referring to a woman as a MILF, um, that's kind of ridiculous. Cause what you're really saying is that you would like like it's surprising that a middle-aged man wants to have sex with a middle-aged woman when it isn't but I guess it is still kind of surprising that a a young a young man would want to have sex with with a much older woman I suppose whether that's society's hang-up or yeah we're all about shortening you know you always hear that like Japan have a word for like a single word for the sound of the rainfall on the roof of a bamboo hut right or something like this right and they'll have one single word for it

because it's such i don't know that's a bad example but is this a reference to shanane going way back constantly get like this right and so we we want more words right that save us time you don't want to say hot mom you just want to say milf yeah i don't know like everyone can't help themselves they just have to make everything shorter i i do say hot moms i i like the term hot moms i think it's slightly more endearing i would i don't even think i would say hot mom i i feel like i'm so elevated above you guys, basically on a higher plane. I would just say, what an attractive woman. Wow. What a gentleman you are.

I would say that. Tip your fucking fedora. My lady. Tip that fedora. Would you care to engage in some sexual frippery with myself? Sexual frippery. That's a good one. I was trying to sound as far fish as possible. But I think the interesting thing is the counterpoint to all of this is,

and I'm going to say lads, it's a three word phrase, wet ass pussy. Wet ass, wet ass, pussy ass. Wet ass pussy. You've heard the furore about Cardi B and what's her name? I don't have any idea what you're saying right now. All right. So this song came out, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion brought out this song called WAP W-A-P and the song is about wet ass pussy and their pussy's

you know it's so wet and such good pussy that the song is about how these fellas are going to do pretty much anything to get with it one of my favourite lines is wet ass pussy make your pull out game weak in other words you're going to bust a nut in this wet ass pussy make your pullout game weak. In other words, you know, you're gonna bust a nut in this wet ass pussy, right? You can not gonna be able

to help yourself. She's really selling her pussy. Right? It's a it sounds like a fantastic product. Now, Ben Shapiro, that little twat that does sort of a podcast of his own, I think I love that description. He read the lyrics to this in a very he was very unhappy with wet ass pussy um and he said that his wife who's a doctor uh feels that this is clearly some kind of medical condition which i think is just hilarious like a bacterial infection which means that benji pierre is honey, these women are singing about having a wet pussy. And she's either deluded or she's like, oh yeah, that's a medical condition, Ben.

You know what I mean? Like she's trying to let him down easy. Yeah. But yeah, it's so funny. I have seen the clips of the video with their tits hanging out down that weird corridor, like Willy Wonka style. I am a big fan of Nicki Minaj nicki minaj and cardi b and megan

the italian for the precise reason that they're extremely hyper sexualized and their songs don't give a fuck about what you think they're just going to sing about wet ass pussy which i think is hilarious i was smiling the whole time i was listening to that song i um i'm i'm personally a little bit uncomfortable with like hyper sexualized uh situations and people i i find it i find it way over the top personally i'm not even a prude you know like i think if you think of it as a comedy song though then it's okay right i don't even know if it is i just i just think it's fucking awkward like it it really is isn't it like where the hell do you look when that's on like you're in a room and there's other people you're not supposed to watch it with your family on saturday night oh my what the hell's going on here like i don't know it's

too much maybe that's the dad in me or maybe i'm just getting old or something but it's just like too you're getting detached i wish we could go back what do you think about like the 90s glam rockers wearing like spandex one pieces and having long hair and stuff like that wasn't that like a bit overly sexualized kind of yeah i suppose so but it was like i don't know i guess there was some sort of like comedy value to it as well or like maybe i don't know man i don't think they were comedy maybe it's the same like maybe it is the same yeah i don't know you find it uncomfortable because it seems like smutty and and dirty like looking at someone else's striptease that they've paid for like you're looking through a keyhole at someone else's i mean i never thought about it

specifically that way i think it's just uh like i don't know it's just like i just it's just like a little bit not like i'm not embarrassed for them i'm just like embarrassed to to to be me when that is happening i like i don't know how to explain it. It just like, it absolutely makes me cringe. Like, I can't. I think if it was live, it would be a little uncomfortable. But at the same time, I'm a big fan of looking at beautiful women shaking their butts. So, I mean, I just think this is fucking great. Don't get me wrong. I don't mind watching some butt shaking. I just like, I don't mind watching some butt shaking. I just like, I don't know.

There's got to be some like, it's kind of like right place at the right time sort of thing, right? Like, I don't know. Yeah, you want to see that butt shaking in a controlled environment. Yeah, exactly. That's it. You guys are so lame sometimes. You don't want to be hit with the butt shaking when you weren't expecting it. I don't want to be sitting. Some mainstream stuff.

I don't want to be at a funeral with, like, my grandparents and my family and stuff. Madam, please. Somebody is, as the coffin's being lowered down, somebody's standing on the coffin, you know. Frank did love milk. Clapping that ass. I don't want, that's not the time or place. And as he requested, we're about to play his favorite song, Wet Ass Pussy by Cardi B. That'll be the funerals of the future.

Now get down. You know that video of the guys, is it Ghana where they did the coffin carries and they do that dance? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So do you think that the equivalent from what you're talking about would be that it is carried upon the butts of twerking women to the grave and then lowered into the, to the, a somber rendition of wet ass pussy. I'm sure there's plenty of dirty old guys who'd love that. There's,

there's a, I mean, there's a lot of comedy value in that. I wouldn't feel too awkward then. I think it's like, you know, when I, I,

I, I can't explain it. I'm, I'm maybe I'm just the only person who feels like this, but I just feel like i'm trying to think of an example okay i don't know if you guys have played metal gear solid 5 but like uh there's a character in metal gear solid 5 called quiet she's a sniper yeah oh let me guess she's very quiet a lot of the time yeah yeah look her up look her up on uh google images to get an idea

okay now she's a kid she's just got like these tits that are spilling out all over the place because she's basically wearing like a bra. She's wearing like a bikini. She's wearing like a bathing suit. I wouldn't wear this into combat. I've got to be honest with you. And I just find like, I just found every scene with her in it tremendously awkward.

Like it was just too much. I just, I don't know. Like I know like some people. Let me just set the scene though. Imagine it was as hot as it has been these past few days sure you are on a secret mission a special mission okay and you have to run around in combat zones and also you've got huge bazongas yeah and you just want to let them free well i mean solid snake in that game has massive thighs but they're all covered up like he's wearing's wearing full trousers, like, body armor, you know, like a headband and everything.

Basically, the only skin exposed on that guy is his face. I'm just watching some gifs. Because he's got a mullet to cover the back of his neck and stuff. I'm watching some gifs. It seems very gratuitous. Yeah, a little bit. There's lots of, she's looking out a window, and she's sort of hanging down, looking out the window and you're looking right down at the top and then she turns

around to get something. This was fine in 2015. No one was complaining about this in 2015. Yeah, but here's the thing. To me, the song Wet Ass Pussy is empowering because these women made it, they wrote the song, they performed the video, they're going to make money from it. It's their thing. Sure. If you have a bunch of dudes making a video game and they put a female character in and they're just like let's just have a bend over some more and you know what though my overall commentary isn't i don't even have a like i don't have a problem with any of that stuff for me it is just the sheer awkwardness that i feel when i see somebody with their with their tits out like in a music video or whatever. I just find it awkward.

I think it's a bit of both. I genuinely think, like, I think you're right, PFLAX. I think the gratuitous, like the booth babe and all that stuff and the kind of men putting in sexy women into their games and kind of, I don't think it's cool. But at the same time, there is this sort of, like, some women want to be empowered and show off off their their bodies and do this stuff and who are we to stop that if you if you want to do if you want to do the empowering if you want to

do it go for it but i feel like if uh if you i mean here's the thing maybe some girls really like being booth babes honestly maybe power away but know this ladies i will feel pretty awkward i might blush as well i just find it too much empower away but sips will look away i will that's the that's well i might not even but i will still feel pretty awkward the whole time i just can't shake it are there any are there any songs similar to wet ass pussy but they were done by empowered, mature women, like middle-aged women. I mean, Beyonce's knocking on it, isn't she? How old is Beyonce now?

I feel like you could just watch Sex and the City. Yeah, I mean, Beyonce's about as old as I am. She's 38. What about the Sex and the City movie? They were basically just a whole bunch of milfs. She doesn't look 38, though, does she? What about, no, she's fantastic. Desperate Housewives.

Yeah, exactly. Desperate Housewives. That is Milf City, exactly. And there was a show called Cougar. Coug town yeah it had courtney cox in right that's right yeah that's right she must be knocking on now too eh courtney cox she's 87 she's the time she's 56 she looks fantastic but we don't know come on guys let's not start sexualizing jillian anderson again and and um all of the hot women that we used to watch from our you're right it's a dark road shout out to a guy on twitter by the way pete who has kept me and i think sips in the loop with everything that uh

liz hurley's done oh yeah thanks very much yeah i think flax flax has moved on i'm still in the early camp i said i'm firmly in there and by firm i mean yeah you are firmly you've been a little early a hurley nought for some time holy crap so you went on holiday this week sips i did yeah i went on a i did a staycation uh which is the the recommended way to do something different this summer, depending on where you live. So over here, what they're telling people is, don't go away, don't leave the island or whatever. What you want to do is you just have a vacation on the island.

Set up a tent. Stay at a hotel or go camping or something. So we stayed at a local hotel, which was fun. We just there for two nights um you know we were we weren't far away from home the kids had a really fun time it was nice we're gonna do it again at the end of this month as well just like and when you told me about this yesterday yeah you the first the first thing you said was fuck me it was hot oh there was no air conditioning oh my god it was i I just died. I was just melting. I looked like Paul McCartney the whole time I was gone. I was just like a melting candle.

I was just fucking dead. I just couldn't do anything. It was the worst. We went outside. We were outside on the beach until about 10 o'clock every night just because it was so cool. The kids were just playing in the in the in the waves and stuff and we just it was pitch black but we were just like oh we can't go back to that room it's just too much at one point even though we paid

for two nights i said let's just go sleep at home and then we'll come back in the morning and my wife was like nah we can't do that but i was like i was serious i was dead serious i was like oh this is too much i mean how long does it take to drive from one side of the island to the to the wife was like nah we can't do that but i was like i was here i was dead serious i was like oh this is too much i mean how long does it take to drive from one side of the island to the to the other oh like 10 minutes like right so you could you could have done that yeah easy and i probably would have been kind of regretting doing that yeah even just we could have all slept in the garage with the air conditioning geez would be fantastic but oh my gosh yeah so i mean it's like a it's like a like a seaside hotel it's not not that it's old but i i mean there's a lot of people talking about this like on social media

and stuff because you know everybody in europe is like i'm fucking dying it's so hot and everybody in the states like turn on your ac but we just don't have it over here. Like it's not, it's not a common thing to have. Like I thought you had it though. Stores have it. I have it in my garage. I don't have it in my house. Oh, we,

we were looking into it because of, um, I remember you said to me that I should, uh, I should look into getting some, um, AC. Yeah.

And I mean, the thing is I'm up in the office here in the, in the loft conversion. As I said before, it gets very stuffy. Even with the window open, there's not much breeze. If I have the door open as well in the evenings, I can't do that because I make too much noise. I've got a floor fan going. The sun beats down on this flat roof all day long.

And it is an oven. When it's 35 or whatever it was it's like just perfectly described the hotel room i stayed in for two nights that's what it's like yeah it was like the top floor it was like a fucking oven the sun would beat in no no air circulation whatsoever yeah i don't think they have any ventilation um in the rooms at all very rough it's rough i remember my dad i was talking to him yesterday actually and he was saying he came over to England a few years ago to see us. And he stayed in a hotel that had no fan, like not even a fan. And it was like this kind of heat. And I mean, if you especially if you're coming from the States, it's incomprehensible. You're used to

being sort of somewhat climate controlled. Yeah. But I mean, this is how most people live, isn't it? You just get on with it. I just sleep with just a sheet or nothing and just lie on my bed and sweat. And eventually you go to sleep and you wake up a little dehydrated. But, you know, you get by. It's all right. Just make sure you're properly tied when you go to bed. That seems to help a lot.

I found, interestingly, I found a few Japanese words that don't exist in English. Oh, yeah. Let's hear these. And the first one is kind of interesting. So it's like, it's called Shibui. Is it? I've got one for you. Do you know what this means? Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku.

Wow. Yeah. See if you can decipher that one, bitch. Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku. Is it food related? The Street Fighter II Turbo Hurricane Kick. Fuck, how did you find it out so fast? He googled it. maki senpukyaku is it food related the street fighter 2 turbo hurricane kick how did you find it out so fast

he googled it isn't that what Ken shouts when he does the spinning and Ryu that's the one when he does the hurricane kick katsu maki senpukyaku I feel like that's longer though that's like that's the opposite of what i was doing so shibui means apparently means had to have good taste in an

in a cool good old taste uh in a cool way so it can't be used for young people or things it can only be used to describe people or things that have aged well and remain cool and attractive okay so like a milF, I guess. Like David Bowie or a MILF. Or George Clooney, I guess. He's like a classy kind of older gentleman who is still very attractive and cool. And Jeff Goldblum is very Shibui. I think I'm Shibui, actually.

I think I'm becoming more and more Shibui as time goes on. Sure. I start wearing a business suit more often than not. And without a tie, though, you've got to have the collar open. And the red trousers. Or a bow tie, like a black bow tie. You could pull that off, like as if you were at a wedding. Don't wear a bow tie. It's a little bit stuffy.

Bow ties never look good. I don't think anyone has ever looked good in a bow tie. I think if you own, like like a gigantic telecoms company you can almost get away with it but even then it's not you just look like a dick that's the problem that's because you either look like this is your first time at a wedding and you're eight years old and you've oh he's got a little bow tie or um all right so lewis has just posted a picture of george clooney wearing a bow tie that's cheating a little bit, isn't it? He looks great.

Right, but he would look just as good as he... In fact, he would look better if he wasn't wearing a bow tie. I mean, it's a stupid little thing that someone invented because they're hard to tie. He's a hunk though, eh, George Clooney? Yeah, he's a really good looking dude. He's very stupid. He can wear anything. He's a dilf.

I think we do have words for this like but it's not quite right look i respect his handsomeness but i would not probably enjoy fucking him i that's the thing sure i don't know if that would be you're gonna fuck george i think george is gonna fuck you like yeah that's probably true actually george you'll be the fuck he would take you know what you should have said when i posted that true actually george you'll be the fuck he would take you know what you should have said when i posted that picture of george good you should have said sugoi because that means like so many things at once it means like wow superb fabulous marvelous amazing like in it's like a general purpose jaffrey's explanation that means like amazing they like

wow so yeah so again is it multi-purpose like can you use it for other things yeah you basically could just use it all the time there's like an expression of of joy you know you might so it has to be joy it can't it's not like the russian which can mean a bunch of different things yeah yeah that's kind of the opposite isn't it i was watching this uh i was watching watching this Tarkov streamer. He's Russian. He runs labs a lot. He's really good at the game.

And fuck me, when like if he gets like, there's a lot of hackers in labs, right? So he gets really pissed. And it's just like, I can't understand a word he says because I don't speak Russian. Right. But man, once he gets going, like you can tell when he's pissed off because it's just like every second every second word is blyat.

Blyat. Blyat. Blyat. So, like, he must just be cussing hard or whatever. So, let me get this straight. You're watching other people stream Tarkov when I've been streaming it for nearly two weeks? Ah, you know what?

That hurts. Okay, but this guy is like a machine, though. I am like a machine. I'm just just my machine just happens to be able to get loot on reserve and then okay but i mean this this guy kills like 10 15 players uh per map like he's insane like he he does these like corner peaks he he has like roots like he's he's on another level like uh it's just we did a labs run i did a labs run and didn't die he's he's the kind of guy that you would never want to be matched into a game that he was in

like he's he does these he's got like these tricks and i'm sure a lot of people do them i've only really noticed him doing them just because of the way he plays but like he'll so he'll he runs everywhere so he'll he'll run up to somewhere and then just stop to listen. Right. And then sometimes just to lure people out of hiding or whatever, he just chucks grenades all the time. Oh yeah. He, he, he loads into maps with like 15 grenades. So he's just chucking them around corners.

He's chucking them into rooms, whatever. And like more often than not, he'll sort of, you know, prompt somebody to react to all the noise he's making. Yeah into rooms whatever and like more often than not he'll sort of you know prompt somebody to react to all the noise he's making yeah yeah yeah and that's when he knows where they are and then he can normally outplay them or whatever ah it's it's it's nuts it's it's crazy it's scary when you it's like watching art it's it's insane it's just like it's really good i can see why you'd watch that over my stream but it'd be terrifying to play against somebody that good. He's really good. It is really interesting.

So I've been playing a few miniatures games on tabletop to see him. And in real life. This sounds less interesting already, by the way. Sorry. I know it's really nerdy, but I've been enjoying the physical movement around. It's quite a different gameplay experience, right? Because Miniatures games, the first thing I sort of realised was that just the fact that everything is measured in inches

and everything is positioned so precisely, it's quite unlike... But because it's turn-based too, it's an odd blend that you don't necessarily see so much of on PC. Maybe someone will make something that feels similar to it. But it feels quite unique. too it's kind of like this odd blend that you don't necessarily see so much of on pc maybe they'll someone will make something that feels similar to it but it feels quite unique and one of the things i noticed yesterday was when i play against ben or tom there's always this sort of politeness almost like where i say to him oh yeah i've you you weakened my thing uh so do you want

me to re-roll the dice or whatever right and they're like okay yeah sure but when when the pros play i was watching like um a video of like a pro the finals or whatever right they were like the opposite they were like deliberately distracting their opponent they were like being friendly and making jokes stuff but in a way that kind of made them their opponent make mistakes and not notice those things you know and so for example if they missed that weekend token that was on there that would be like a mistake that you want to force your opponent into and it felt like there was this there was they were being friendly and being honorable but up to a point like anything to do with the game if your opponent didn't notice it you had to capitalize

on that mistake you know right um i don't know it was kind of odd to see because it sort of felt like slightly i don't know like not not not gentlemanly weirdly do you know what i mean yeah when you're competitive i guess like in sports and stuff you have to take those advantages where you can get them right really weird that is unpleasant that's why i i would never play any of those board games and any miniatures battle and anything like that against people i didn't know in a serious most of the people that do play those things are awful people it really does change like your behavior when you take something too seriously yes it's really interesting it's like the negative way yeah it is it's strange how humans get competitive and how that can lead quite quickly down to a negative path anyway the, the next word, which I wanted to mention anyway,

was because I sort of read about this a while back. You've probably heard of it. Ikigai, it sort of literally means life's purpose. Right. Or a reason for being, a reason for living. And it's this idea that you need to, in your life, find a combination of four things what you love doing uh what you can be paid for what you're good at and what the world needs okay so my favorite

thing is only two of those four that's a problem which were the two what were the two no one's gonna pay me for it the world doesn't need it it's masturbation nobody is to pay me for it and the world doesn't need it. It's masturbation. Nobody is going to pay me for that and the world doesn't need it. So that's more of a passion or a profession. You could. You might be a big sensation on like an adult website, especially one where you can upload your own pornographic footage to. Like OnlyFans or something like that. You don't know until you try is basically what I'm saying. I wouldn't do it. How to you know, well like like only fans or something you don't know until you try

To say that somebody may need you need to see you doing it Yeah, and that may well give you a purpose a feeling of satisfaction You might feel very satisfied after that. I would feel like an an icky guy is what I would feel like Rather than have any icky guy. It's not something that I would want to do. Also because it's out there on the internet. I have children who are on the internet. You know what I mean?

I don't want in 10 years time then to be like, dad, stumbled across a really horrifying video. I saw you beating your hog hard the other day, dad. I don't get me wrong. You look like a very skilled hog wrang Dad. I don't want to be wrong. You look like a very skilled hog wrangler. I didn't want to see that. That is a worry, isn't it? Oh, before we go any further, just to remind everyone

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about the distraction. See if you can guess these ones. Okay. See if you can guess what all these ones are. Kogar um it's like some some sort of like sea cucumber or something is that a guy that you bump into in a back alley and he's very big and he says that kogarashi and you think oh i'm fucked now and you just give him your wallet it actually apparently means leaf shaking wind the first cold wind of the year that lets you know the kogarashi when winter is coming right and so it's like it's like the shivers the shivery wind that it's like obviously a moment a turning point that's similar to that is uh call you which is the first one of summer first the leaves changing colors in

in fall so it's like the way that the leaves slowly change their colours to call you. It's a cool... These are cool, interesting words that we don't have. I agree. Keep going if you've got some more. Oh, the other one which you might recognise is Itadakimasu. Itadakimasu!

Is that like their equivalent of saying cheese when you take a picture? Close. It's what people say before they eat or before they receive a picture or close it's it's it's what people say before they eat or before they receive a treat or gift from someone so it's like i humbly receive this um which is kind of so that's literally what it means i humbly receive this or like bon appetit i guess it would be kind of a thing that you might say good eating so i humbly receive this and good eating. I think I've seen that in a few Bukkake movies. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Shall I stop? Oh, my God. Sorry, I amuse myself. I amuse myself. That's my only goal. There's a word which I've never heard of called oja mashimasu, which means excuse the intrusion or i'm sorry to interrupt kind of like it's like it's like saying excuse me i'm sorry we have an equivalent to that i mean that's we just say oh excuse me sorry like you know excuse me sorry is sumimasen which is

different that's like the kind of that's like the casual excuse me this is more of a sort of polite japanese phrase that people use when they enter someone's home, which kind of means more like, you know, sorry for intruding upon your personal space. You know, I'm going to treat it with respect kind of thing. Do you suppose that living on, as they do, a small island or series of islands, sorry, and having such a large population,

that this kind of very etiquette-heavy language and society really is the result of we've all got to get along and have words to make sure that we show respect or we're all just going to fucking kill each other like do you think that's that's where that's come from um i i i think it's just excessive politeness right but that stems from deference to one's elders too like finding ways to just i just be i just guess, be scared of them, but also be nice to them. I think the respect for one's elders things, I think a lot of that comes from, I'm ignorant as sin about all this stuff, but isn't it like Shinto has a big belief in ancestors and stuff like that?

And also, bear in mind, people in Japan have lived longer lives. Like, they've had longer lifespans for quite a while. So I guess culturally, you've got more older people. I know that there is an awful lot of older people in Japan right now. They refer to Japan often as a gerotocracy, I think, or a gerontocracy, which is this sort of state which is kind of governed by the elderly. And it's odd, but kind of very true. You know, they still use fax machines in businesses.

They're still very kind of, they're very old school in a sense. But where does that culture, that culture of politeness, extreme politeness, has to have come from somewhere? I think you're right. I think it must be that close quarters, large population. Because, you know, it's not like they're clustered in in very large cities in japan because i guess a lot of it is quite mountainous like you couldn't really spread out in japan it's quite a quite a mountainous yeah it's one of these what's

called sort of it's like a mega mega megalopolis kind of things it's just sort of this like i was reading about this and there's sort of various mega mega i think they're called megalopolis actually which are these and there's various ones there's like the eastern seaboard which is kind of just like cities from new york all the way down to you know through philly and all the way down it just goes all the way it's just it's just urban sprawl the whole way there's a similar one a corridor between is it um like is it chicago all the way up toronto and all the way up there in the on the great lakes there's this big sort of megalopolis there and this is one in tokyo one pretty much goes all the way along because it's this mountain range in the middle and they have the the shinkansen

the big train that runs along the bottom and just it goes through just city after city um there's a few in china now as well just huge huge urban sprawl that goes on forever. It's really, really, really interesting. But yeah, they've always lived, I guess, more... But there's rural areas too. I don't know much about it. I just think it's really interesting to speculate wildly about. But the other one that I heard was Wabi Sabi,

which is this sort of meaning of aesthetic. Welcome to Wabi Sabi! Exactly. It definitely sounds like that. Japanese TV, by the way, is just terrible. Bonkers. But we'll not mention that. Although I did watch one.

It might have been Korean, actually, where they have these pop stars, you know the way they have a lot of female pop groups in Korea. Yeah, idol groups. And a toaster pops toast up and they have to catch it in their mouth when the toast pops up. And so they have their face over the toaster and have to try and catch it in their teeth when it pops.

They obviously don't know when it's going to pop. So they put it on the timer and they have to try and catch it and the bread hits them in the face a lot of the time and they'll do an ultra slow-mo with it with like santa fit like although the bread hit them and then close-ups and then you'll have you'll have that happening and then there's always a picture in picture of the other girls or someone in another studio reacting and laughing it's uh it's a very different style of television it's very oddly slightly cruel slightly physical comedy aspect to it for sure and i wonder if that's because of the etiquette and the politeness it's entertaining to break that down and have these kind of clowny jokey um presenters who

make fun of people when that's the opposite of how you are in day-to-day life i wonder if that's part of the the reason it's so popular. Pure speculation on my part, of course. I mean, we only see those sort of extreme game shows, really. But there's a lot of very kind of generic chat shows and sort of quite odd. It's just quite odd and quite different. And the reason we don't really see much beyond that, you know, we see a lot of anime.

We see a lot of things that cross over. But a lot of Japanese TV and comedy doesn't cross over at all that we never see because it's just so unique to to that sort of culture in the same way i guess like things that we might have like uh i don't know it so some things we've done like british bake-off cross everywhere you know everyone loves bake-off it's huge in in china and all over the place um but certain things that i don't know that that might not cross over i can't all right here's maybe songs of praise there's one called ak bingo and you have a disgusting looking insect in a tube and you have girls either side of the tube and they're blowing the insect away from them and i mean these ones are pretty this is like the same equivalent of us doing, you know,

the jungle challenges in I'm a Celebrity. It just seems so cruel. They're awful. Yeah, anyway, Wabi Sabi is much more refined. It's the aesthetic sense of emphasizing quiet simplicity and subdued refinement. So it's like something that is simple and quiet but makes you have a good feeling and a calm mind um in the same way i guess like who gay who whoja whoja

is the sort of norwegian is it norwegian or scandinavian word that sort of means the kind of warm coziness of a of a of a in winter you know that you get around christmasy kind of thing um but this is more why we said it's more to do with pottery or um like a temple in the woods kind of like a kind of a a quiet warm sense of coziness which we don't have like the word hygge in Swedish. Yeah, sorry, that's what I was trying to say. I think Wabi Sabi could be used to describe, I don't know, like walking around the grounds of a stately home or something. So would you describe the place as having Wabi Sabi

or is it more of a feeling? I think it's this sense. It certainly tends to be an art. It certainly has to be an art um it certainly has to be attached usually attached to art like a temple or a building or an object or a painting something which gives you that feeling of um just simple but homely but warm it's tough we don't have words for these things um but it's but when you do it's obvious what words do we have what that japan doesn't have well no that probably it would be

hard to translate and the meaning of it you know it would be multi-faceted and i mean english is a very descriptive language we've got if we need to describe something we can very you know we've got a ton of words to describe things lots of words that have the same meaning and slightly different contexts and stuff like that. There are some words that we must have some words that are just kind of like, oh, it's kind of hard to explain what that means. And I'm just trying to think what they might be. I think that we actually have more words than anyone else, right? Oh, we've got a huge vocabulary, but we steal a lot of words. We make a lot of new words as well. I mean, we're always adding words in. I don't think French does that, for example uh i've got a list here serendipity that's a good word yeah but

we know what that word means the idea of finding pleasant or desirable things by accident i don't think other countries necessarily have that i don't think that's even our word that sounds like it's that's not that's probably what that sounds greek maybe. Yeah, I suppose actually there's a list here that don't... Well, the first one is cheesy. False tack you're trying too hard. Cheesy. That's a really good description of my Twitch channel. Oh.

Cheesy. My day-to-day... False tack you're trying too hard. My day-to-day plight. like first noted use of serendipity in the english language was by horace walpole on the 20th of january 1754 very specific in a letter he wrote to his friend horace man walpole explained an unexpected discovery he made about a lost painting by reference to a persian fairy tale the three princes of serendip the princes he told his correspondent were always making discoveries by accident and sagacity

of things which they were not in quest of. That's a very 18th century way of putting it. The name comes from Serendip. It's Horace here. I'm writing you a letter. Always make discoveries by accidents and sagacity of things which they were not in quest of. Which is, yeah.

So Serendip is an old name for Sri Lanka, hence Sarandip by Arab traders. It is derived from the Sanskrit. I can't pronounce that. The word has been exported into many other languages. So that might be a word that we kind of came up with based on some other things. So that might actually be an invented English word. Oh, my God.

Do you reckon there's like a Japanese TV show right now going through English words like cheesy and pimp and trying to describe them to the audience Probably. I think they probably do stuff like that all the time. They have like three guys. One bald guy, one like dad and one really good looking one. Funny, sexy young guy. But they're hovering over a

pit of eels and if they get one wrong, they have to eat the eels and they're dropped in them and then someone poos on them there we go that's that's how you make it a proper that sounds so pretty one of the words on this list is pimp um i i guess not in the way of this exploiting prostitutes but more in the way that it is to like pimp my ride you know pimp pimp pimp this thing out for me you know that's an odd that's an odd use. That's only quite recent that we've started using it. I guess it means to upgrade or to like

bling out. Yeah, but again, you're using another new word, bling, to sort of explain another new word. So, yeah, it's a tricky one. I mean, if you if you you know add some bling on there i mean i i've uh you know people bling everything yeah even vaginas get blinged up apparently so it's true they do yeah some wet ass pussies with bling that's how that's the most holy pussy that you could get you could like but you could bling you could put like a like a diamond like bling up your your dill hole you could just ram a diamond in there yeah yeah yeah that that's a word they don't have yeah yeah dill hole dill hole holy i was trying not to be super um crude no you've become you've become very sensitive all of a sudden what

happened to edgy sips are you just are you concerned that you're going to offend people no not in the slightest actually um i i i i think i am still kind of um kind of disgusting and whatever like i'll talk about poop and dicks and vaginas and hot dog up your ass yeah i just um i i think i i don't know what the i don't know what the issue is putting some heels in your dildo. You know, another one that I found really awkward was that Miley Cyrus, the wrecking ball one. Oh, yeah, but that was just ridiculous. That was tremendously awkward.

But that was awkward because it was so forced. It felt like a committee had come up with, okay, here's what you're going to do, Miley. You're going to bend over and you're going to stick your tongue out in a really weird way. It just looked weird. Yeah i know it just like it didn't didn't do it for me at all yeah it had the opposite effect it didn't feel natural i wasn't disgusted i just felt really awkward also not being funny but there's nothing to her like what are you what are you showing me it's like there's nothing there is she showing me her lack of a cool butt i was it was disappointing and she has a tongue like a snake weird she's got a snake tongue yeah so i didn't i didn't watch the whole thing so i

don't know by the way yeah talking about things that were um totally totally fixed and you know these these these songs that are written by a committee of people there was this idea um there's a podcast called wind of Change, which is out. It's about flatulence. If you're interested. Is it about the scorpions? It's the scorpions, right? Scorpions.

Wind of Change. Wind of Change. Okay. Hang on a second. The lyrics. The magic of the moment. And the storm, the stormy night. That one.

That song was such a big hit in Germany. I thought part of this song was in French because I couldn't understand any of the words. They just have very strong German accents, I think, the Scorpio. Yeah, and down to Gorky Park. Yeah, which is in Moscow. Listening to the wind of change. Yeah, that's weird.

And so that came out of roundabout after the fall of the berlin wall yeah yeah and it was a time when this is what the podcast sort of this is not a spoiler for the podcast if you want to listen to it i recommend it um because this is sort of the idea really the podcast investigates like the suggestion that the song was written by or connected to the CIA as a way to, as a psy-op to bring down the USSR, which did happen. And I think they were doing a lot of ops at the time. And this cultural idea of cultural war, they just were spitting out loads of these ideas.

And some of them just went like at the time those scorpions were the biggest artists in the world they were huge they were going on a tour of russia at the time this this was sort of the a song that that is to do with russia you know it's got i follow the the first three lyrics are a lot of the lyrics are linked to russia's like the balalaika and talking about gawky park and stuff and it was a huge huge hit and it's just such an interesting idea that it could have been manufactured by the caa yeah because we know it the caa the uh canadian automotive uh association hey um guys uh something i've been obsessed with recently and i've been having a lot of fun with messing around check this okay i posted in discord have you guys seen this video yet puddle of mud about mud

okay the band puddle of mud have covered now kind of recently i mean it's a couple months ago they covered about a girl by nirvana but oh man you gotta watch just watch some of it just to it's it's it's pretty good i these guys are like um i don't know much about them actually i've heard of puddle of mud i think they're like yeah they were kind of one of those biscuit like knockoffs i think so yeah yeah but anyway i think this guy fancies himself as like a bit of a cobain these guys look like they're about 50 years old now sure yeah yeah they're very past their sell by date rockers yeah they're all sat down okay so what they're all like what i've been having a lot of fun doing recently is using

youtube's uh playback speed feature so i let the song play out in normal speed but then at the end of each verse you know like i need an easy friend um you know like i can't have you i can't see you every night free you know like when he like those those those words that at the end of the verses so when he gets to those i slow down the playback speed to like 0.25 this is horrible this what you the one i'm having to listen to here this is absolutely awful you can tell that the other guys have to put up with this guy they all there's four old guys they're not they're sat in wheelchairs yeah three of them are playing acoustic or sort of guitars and the what the one well the one in the middle obviously the lead singer guy is it looks like he's having like a hernia yeah every time he tries to sing anything trying to sing he's like shitting out like a fucking i know really dry heavy fiber there's some there's some

really good like montage versions of this where it's just all of his like you know hernia yells and stuff but um yeah the whole thing is pretty great too but yeah it's a bad cover yeah but and it went a couple of months ago it went it went viral like for all the wrong reasons sort of thing you know like it was one of those one of those ones but man the uh the playback speed uh feature thing is it's super fun to like mess around especially with this song for some reason just because it's always funny to look at stuff in speedo mode and and slow mode yeah absolutely yeah it's always fun to like see people talk like sound like smurfs or so i'm trying to find other songs where this will work

well for you know and i'm thinking the next one that i can mess around with is uh intergalactic by beastie boys because it has those like well no don't you tell me to smile you know they have like those like those yell parts like at the end of the verses that I can just slow down and the rest of it I can speed up. So I think I'll mess around with that one next. It's good fun. Do it.

Yeah, it's a good time waster. You know, when you're waiting for a download or you're waiting for the train to come or you're waiting for your hair to grow or you're waiting for the time to go or whatever, you know, just fucking blast some playback speed. It's funny. So watch this about a girl cover by puddle of mud i saw it and then to cleanse your palate watch the uh watch about a girl from the nirvana mtv unplugged in

1993 um and watch a guy sing the song without having a hernia uh because naturally that was his voice but puddle of mud guys naturally not his voice well i guess it's trying to because he's trying to do a impression yes and i think that's the that's the i've always been led to understand that if you're covering a song you shouldn't just make it sound as much like the original song as possible. You put your own spin on it. I heard a cover of... What was that song? It's not even a good song. And it's not even that old either. But some girl or woman has done a cover of it. Is this Leanne Le Harvest doing her cover of... Gosh, what song was it? Dancing in the moonlight everybody

okay so somebody's covered that song why of all the songs out there why why dancing in the moonlight because it's red do you know that song was not by what was that band whoever they were that was not an original song who which what what song they're dancing in the moonlight that is an old song right loader right it was not them their song was a cover so there is an older version of that song but there's yeah i think it was van morrison or someone like that king harvest okay is who it was all right top loader is the version i know right which is god but it's not their song it's not their song if there here is a good here is a good cover for you. Leanne LaHarvest doing a cover of a Radiohead song called Weird Fishes, which wasn't a really, it was an okay Radiohead song.

Her version is absolutely phenomenal. Better than the original, incredible. That and it is a completely different take. So it's similar in parts to the original, but she's put her own spin on it and it is absolutely wonderful. That's a cover. You take a song and it is absolutely wonderful that's a cover is you take a song and it's like an homage to it but it's not just trying to reproduce it like this god awful puddle of mud thing dreadful oh yeah this is king harvest through the years king harvest

through is it king harvest that did the original dancing in the moonlight it must have been yeah mrs f was listening to spotify the other day she uh when she's working from home she sticks spotify on in the in the uh in the living room there and um and that was on and i was like what it's like this wasn't this wasn't this was a cover and she was like yeah that blew my mind as well i was like good god sorry what was the problem is what was the song again dancing in the moonlight we were just talking about it oh sorry i thought you were talking about that other song no no no weird fishes is the one by leanne lehavis she's just put an album out like in the last couple of weeks it came out the official music video came out four weeks ago it's got 211 000 views it's very good it's very good if you're listening to this podcast go and listen to it it's an excellent cover her vocals are amazing as well do people

still do like comedy songs like it's weird al there was this era where weird al and lonely island i guess was the most recent lonely no well not even there's what's that there's that rapper as well now uh what's his name he's he's like funny raps but like oh yeah like um i can't remember his name tiny dicky or little yeah a little little richard dicky he sounds like a pod like a triforce fan yeah let's say it's like little dicky or something but I think people actually really like him and think he's good at rapping and stuff. But I just like, just the whole concept. I can't even. I think doesn't Lil Dickie does some quite funny songs though, actually.

Yeah. Apparently he does. I just, I can't, I can't get my head around it. Like it's just. He's actually, I actually don't mind Lil Dickie so much. He's kind of funny. Yeah. I don't know. Buty so much. He's kind of funny. Yeah, I don't know. But I'm not really into comedy music. Epic rap battles of, you know, that was a classic thing. Like when people put the album on by, what's that band? Jack Black and Kyle Gass. What's that song they do?

The Tenacious D, I Want to Fuck You or whatever. It's just tedious. Like, it's just not. Yeah, I can't handle that either. It's got to be a generation thing or something but i don't find that like everybody everybody like it's one of those songs that comes on and everybody knows the lyrics too and you're like how the fuck is anybody even listening to this to know these lyrics and they're all laughing and singing the song and stuff and you just think fuck you for enjoying this you know what the biggest problem is it's

a single punch line stretched out over three and a half minutes. That's a problem with all these comedy songs. Yeah, I guess so. It's like essentially it's got one funny element and that's it. And it's just boring. Fucking boring. It's tough to write these things, I think. It is.

Yeah, so stop. It must be really hard to write these things. Lil Dicky, maybe I need to listen to it more or something because everybody's always banging on about some of his stuff is quite good yeah but i just like it's one of those things i like i get i get like this and i get again i think it's like an age thing where i don't like the idea of it i was like that was like father ted for example first time somebody explained father ted to me i was like that sounds fucking stupid oh my god i'm not watching that it's so good and then it turned out amazing obviously right but um you know i mean it's like

it's it's like one of those things i just it it makes so little sense to me that i don't even want to try it you know what i mean like i'm just i'm like super the walls are up well i'm none of these people who doesn't normally i don't normally listen to lyrics i kind of am very much a i know some some people i talked to were like oh i yeah i totally listened to the lyrics and take them on board like scorpions you know it totally caused me to get rid of communism definitely but um i i guess like my the current place i'm listening to on spotify is called um fantasy board gaming oh god which is basically me man does every conversation have to come back to this no that's unrelated it's unrelated to be listening in on my brain this is like my my

daughter has a fucking undertale playlist that she listens to right that's the same kind of shit no but it's like it's a playlist where i could just like do um other things like even read a book and it won't interrupt my flow right i like having a little musical right thing going on especially like you know when i've got like say i can have my headphones on and it's like i can have like i could be sat there and it's not like i don't have to listen to like the people shouting next door and you know the seagulls and i don't know all the other a lot of people a lot of people put music on to filter out other things or they find it helps them concentrate for me and I'm sure there are other people out there it is completely the opposite right if music is playing I can't do

anything else I am listening to music you need to just find the right I think you need to find a background playlist but I don't like that and i've just suggested one i don't know i don't i don't like background music so it drops an eel on me i can't do it and i can't listen well you don't you don't like to listen to fresh beats while you study for your exams and stuff or whatever it is that people do now they have like that's explained your grades 24 24 7 um chill chill beats i just can't I just can't do it if I'm listening to music I want to listen just to that and I want to really

be able to be transported by it and to think of nothing else but what I'm listening to it would be like reading a book whilst doing the hoovering I very rarely do that I find it the opposite I can't just listen to music it doesn't hold my attention enough.

Because you're listening to a playlist of music for fucking Warhammer board gaming. Maybe I'm not listening to the right stuff. I suppose if you do listen to music properly, you can, I guess, hear more. I think you have to let it in. Like, that's the thing. With background-y... There's probably a word for it. Yeah, there probably is.

Shanaynay. It's probably, yeah. There's probably a word for it. Yeah, there probably is. Yeah. Shanaynay is... It's probably, yeah. That would probably be it. Shanaynay. I think you've got to open up. I think the problem is music can be very emotional, and there's a natural reaction for a lot of people to not want to engage with it.

What are some songs that can bring a tear to your eye? Loads. Okay, try to think of an example of just such a beautiful song that it gets you every time all right so here's a song it's it's jeff buckley hallelujah no too cheesy here's a good one let me just get my playlist that's too cheesy yeah that's way too cheesy i mean yeah you're right you know it's a very emotive song but it's like it's played out what gets me going the lord of the rings soundtrack oh that actually brings a tear to my eye it's very epic i'm just trying to find this what what now bitch no i'm like standoffish you got at the end of that as if we were gonna jump i agree what what fight me uh oh it's it's

by ellis regina and antonio carlos jobim it's the ellis and tom album it's aguas de marco it's a beautiful song it's very very famous in brazil and she said very sadly ellis regina died very young of a drug overdose um which adds another layer of sadness to it oh yeah that really helps so that helps to make it a tear joke but that is a beautiful song also ain't no mountain high enough by um what's his name and i mean that's one of the reasons that jeff buckley was fucking sad yeah he went yeah he did he did for his time marvin gaye and tammy terrell i always forget their name so tammy terrell like it when if you watch um there's like a very early music video of this where they just sing into each other and marvin gaye adored tammy terrell and

she was fantastic wonderful singer and just. And she also died tragically young and it broke Marvin Gaye's heart. So listening to that song with that in the back of my mind, that always gets me choked up as well. Because it's such a beautiful song and it's so wonderful, the performances and then knowing that the tragedy behind it. Same with the Brazilian song as well. I feel like a song that has a background to it, that is itself heartbreaking, makes it sadder.

And also they're just fucking good songs. So I get the theme here. The saddest songs are the ones which have a sad story attached to them. Well, not necessarily. Some people find other songs that don't necessarily have a sad story attached to them sad, right? I think Rehab's a pretty sad song. Yeah, I know.

A lot of her stuff is very sad because yeah no a lot of a lot of her stuff is very sad because no it is it's true i mean the thing is if you're if you're separating the song from the story behind it and just listening to it on its own maybe it's not sad but songs that aren't sad songs become sad because of the story behind them when you know them it's a bit like expanding and some some songs aren't sad they're just like some songs are so epic that i can almost yeah bring it to you like i find like yeah this is gonna sound ridiculous but like uh like like dragonborn from skyrim can almost bring it to my eye i saw that happening yeah i watched a clip of you yeah and and also see it in your eye the The Fallout 4 theme music I find very nice as well.

It's just powerful. I don't know what it is. You're right. It sounds nerdy, but it could get me going. It could get me going. Civ 6 intro music. There's a couple of Radiohead songs that could get me going as well. I remember

my boss when I used to work at the bank. I didn't know that song my he was uh he was only in his 40s and he died of a um of a he had a he had an aneurysm that that killed him um was he trying to do a nirvana cover no he wasn't he was um he was um it was really sad anyway and i remember uh i think it was i think it was fake plastic trees by radiohead was on the radio yeah when i heard the news and it that that choked me up big time i mean i was sad because like my friend had passed away as well but um but now every time i

hear that song i can't help but think about that and it makes me it makes me sad every time you know so it's it's powerful stuff music it is but that's what i'm saying i think some people want I can't help but think about that and it makes me sad every time, you know? So it's powerful stuff, music. It is. But that's what I'm saying. I think some people want to put background music on because music is very powerful. It is, yeah. It speaks to all humans and it has done for all time.

There's some magic in music. And I think a lot of the time if you just want to put background noise on, I think not engaging with it is at times healthy mentally. Because I do it all the time where I just put music on do nothing else and it gets me in such a state sometimes that it sort of leads to some some pretty bad panic attacks so I try to limit how often I just just listen to music that's really I find very good if you like an existential cry later on that day yeah I'll sometimes I will have a crisis of some kind

but i had a terrible panic attack you have to be aware of this stuff like it's definitely like stuff that stuff affects you that you didn't realize like where it came from yeah sometimes like sometimes you'll have like a bad load of fart you'll be farting and you'll be like yeah did that come from and then you'll think like oh what are you like a dog was it that was it that thing i had for breakfast yeah i shouldn't have eaten all that dog food for breakfast that's when dogs fart they look at their ass sometimes like another another song that made me cry one time is i remember i remember i was uh at the club with uh with some of my boys and uh you know we the the drinks were popping and uh the pussy was was popping off hard too wet wet ass it really

doesn't sound like any pussy was popping anywhere near and all of a sudden uh over the um sound system at the club dragon ball i hear i hear everybody report to the motherfucking dance floor right with a motherfucking drinks they wet ass pussies they big fat asses and the big brown titties with the pepperoni nipples because i'm coming for you what the fuck was that um and then of course the chorus starts playing and that's when i'm just in a in a ball on the floor crying i got bitches all on my dick every day sucking on my balls licking on my balls wow bitches they know stick it in their booty hole my balls my balls suck on my balls and at that point i am hysterical i want that read at my funeral hysterical and then the entire club cried and everyone applauded that's when i die i want

you to read sing that at my funeral like as a eulogy yeah i'll get really into the part where it says all up in that asshole let me hit that booty raw licking the dick sucking the balls swallow it all beating down your pussy wall to the ground good spinning around and round and these stacks get down. Swallow the nut. Dick in the butt. I've beaten it up, and that's how I fuck, bitch. That's what I'm going to be singing when I'm on. No, don't sing it. I'm going to be twerking on your coffin as they lower down into the ground. And now Chris Lovis will give a reading from the Bible.

And you take the Bible up, but you've got the lyrics tucked in. Yeah. This is from Job chapter seven. The gospel of Dre. Man. So there you go. Beautiful. Amazing.

Well, I think that's, I think that's enough. Thanks for listening, everyone. That was a hell of a podcast. That was amazing. Next week. Next week. Goodbye. Adios.

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