Triforce! - YoGPoD 28: I'm just putting the Daz in the sink

Episode Date: March 26, 2010

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this week on the show? Warwick Davis. It's Warwick Davis again. What? Did you not get anyone else? It's Warwick Davis again. Well, I tried to book Kenny Baker, but he's rushed off his feet. Or he's dead. I'm not sure which.

He might be dead. I'm not sure which he might be dead I'm not sure shall we check his Wikipedia no no let's not let's make do with Warwick Davis so where is he he's still alive

and he's 75 years old who is this anyway can you believe that who is Kenny Baker he was the man inside of R2D2 in the popular Star Wars franchise oh of course he was He was the man inside of R2-D2 in the popular Star Wars franchise.

Oh, of course he was. So, hang on, hang on. I'm the only guest we have on this show dwarves. Well, I'm trying to get Bridget the midget as well. Technically she is a midget, not a dwarf. Yeah. Okay, well Warwick Davis, can you do this now? I thought you had to do some washing up. Warwick's doing it. Oh, right, okay. I'm just doing it now, Simon. See, he's doing it. He's made a start.

Oh, good, good. Is it alright to use the Daz? No, no, not the Daz. Why are you using the Daz? You're supposed to use fairy liquid. It's washing up liquid, not washing powder. I'm just putting the Daz. Why are you using the Daz? You're supposed to use fairy liquid. It's washing up liquid, not washing powder. I'm just putting the Daz in the sink. Don't put the Daz in the sink. I'm just putting it in the sink.

What are you doing, Warwick? Stop doing that. Um, yeah. Right. Sorry, he's not... Okay. Yeah, yeah, he's not actually up here at the moment. He's downstairs doing the washing up. Yeah, he's not actually up here at the moment. He's downstairs doing the washing up.

Must be quite tricky for him because he's got stubby fingers. Yeah, you should ask him. Ask him if he's okay or something. Does he need a little step ladder to reach the tap or anything? Hang on. Warwick! Warwick, how's it coming along? It's coming along alright, Simon. He says it's coming along alright. Okay, I could hear him from downstairs. Oh right, wow. Is there a lot of washing? I mean, how long are we going to be waiting before he can join us on the show?

Um, Warwick, how long do you think it's going to take? I don't know, maybe another half an hour. He says maybe another half an hour. Okay. Right, well, until that time, I guess we'll have to fill. Well, he might be able to be back

before the end of the podcast so that he can give us a few, you know, parting words. I mean, what you could do is you could think of some good questions to ask him, because the problem with the last time we interviewed him is you couldn't really think of anything to ask him. Oh. Yeah, I've not really written any proper questions out.

I mean, I didn't expect to have him back so soon. I mean, I thought you'd be prepared after the last time. What the hell, Lewis? You've had a whole, like, week and a bit to prepare and you're still not ready. I totally didn't realise we'd have him back on the show.

We're going to have him weekly. He's going to be on every week from now on. Is he? Oh, God, what about our other celebrity guests? Can we not secure any others at all?

No, it's just Warwick. It's just Warwick. I mean, he's quite,wick I mean he's quite you know he's free at the moment since he escaped from the little cage they had

him in well maybe Yognor's come right in and let us know if you have any questions for Warwick Davis

or possibly Kenny Baker if we can get him if we can get him booked before he dies because he is 75 he's an old

man he's probably not got a lot of time left. He's probably on borrowed time, as it is, to be fair. Because dwarves don't usually live all that long. Some do. But some don't.

So, if you have any questions you'd like to ask Warwick Davis or Kenny Baker, please email them to yogscast at gmail.com with the subject line, Questions for Dwarfs. Okay. Oh, hang on.

Okay. Hang on a sec, Lewis. Help me, Simon! Help me! Oh, shit. I think Warwick is in trouble. Warwick, what's wrong? I like the way you're not getting up to go and help him.

I'm going down the plug hole. I'm going down the plug hole, Simon. Help me! Help me! Oh my god, I think he fell into the sink You better go and help him Hurry up But we're doing

We're recording a yogpod here I can't I don't want to just leave You've got to go You've got to quick Or else we've got no celebrity guest What if I think of something funny to say I want to be here

Just write it down I haven't I can't find a pen I can't find a pen! I can't find a pen anywhere! Just shout! I'll be able to record it from rain! Quick! It's drowning! Quick! Help me! Warwick? Warwick? No! God!

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I shouldn't laugh really Should I? It's a man's life The thing is like After all this You're going to be thinking in your head That the washing up's done And when you go down there You're going to be like

Oh shit why is this still washing up What if the sink's blocked? I don't think... What if the sink's blocked? I don't think a bottle... I don't think a bottle of Mr. Muscle Sink and Drain and Blocker is gonna dissolve in the... Oh god. Hello, and welcome to...

Oh, God. Hello, and welcome to... Oh dear, I just spat lemonade all over the place. Oh dear, it's terribly messy. Oh dear, I had all these questions lined up for him and everything. Oh fuck. I know, I wonder what will happen. Do you reckon he'll be able to... The thing is, you know, he's only little. He'll probably just go straight down the pipes into the sewage. He'll be out down the streets of London through the sewers. He'll find his way back out, won't he? I don't know if he can swim, because he's got very short arms. Of course

he can. I guess fish don't have any arms at all, and they can swim pretty well. They do have gills, though. I mean, that is... I believe they do, anyway. It's quite an advantage. Oh, so yeah, Warwick may just drown to death. Maybe he took the washing up sponge with him and he can use it as a sort of floatation device. What? Oh. Maybe he's got like a drinking straw and he's going to use it as some kind of snorkel. Because he's so small.

There's a few things on the agenda. First thing I thought I'd mention to you Was you know That thing you do when you shake up a can Of fizzy drink And there's that apocryphal thing Where if you tap it on the top It won't like spray everywhere

Yeah that's not true is it At all No it's totally true actually What? Yeah it's totally true So actually. What? Yeah, it's totally true. So if I drop a tin of pot down the stairs, for example, and then I go back upstairs after having retrieved it, all I need to do is tap the very top of the can

and then pop it open, and I won't get completely obliterated by a nasty delicious drink. Do you know why that is? Why? Because that's scientifically proven, okay? If you've got a can, it'll shake it up, loads of air bubbles get stuck to the sides and bottom of the can, and when you open the can, they all rush to the top and pull the fizz

the pop, fizzy pop out of the hole right? It's a really good explanation If you tap the can like this it knocks them all off to the sides they all rise to the top automatically

then when you open the can, there's a little air bubble at the top. Wow. It's clever, isn't it? This is amazing. What if this isn't true, though, and you're just trying to get me to drink a can of pop that I've dropped down the stairs? I open it up and I get soaked in cloudy lemonade

made with real lemons. It is true, apparently. I tried it just now and it worked quite well. soaked in cloudy lemonade made with real lemons. It is true, apparently. I tried it just now and it worked quite well. Did you really, like, shake it up, though? Or did you just gently jiggle the can before opening it out of fear?

I did shake it. I didn't shake it up very well, though. See, something we could have is we could have a challenge for every every Yogpod we do we set a challenge for the listeners

and this is this is the challenge for this week or this fortnight's podcast to to shake up a can of pop then gently tap the top

a couple of times and open it. It's a good challenge. It's a good challenge. Do you have the balls to do this? We'll come up with better ones. Ideally, what I would like is to have a friend with a camera

taking a picture at the moment in which you open the can. Because you're probably going to be flinching and if it fails we're going to have like an action shot of all spray going everywhere

of the delicious drinks spraying everywhere I think it would make for some good photo ops it'd be good it'd be good I'm an old man and I've

fallen over I can't get up but it's alright because I've got my iPod and I'm listening to the Yoggpod oh my back

oh god oh god Oh, I'll be back. Oh, God. Oh, God. We at the Yogpod and the Yogscast, we like to inspire the younger generation, the people who want to be creative, to create podcasts by themselves, and to do their own YouTube videos and so on.

And a fan of ours, a yognaut of ours, has created a podcast with a friend of theirs and we gave it a little listen last night and they obviously put a lot of effort into this. They spent a lot of time thinking up about the subjects... Let me stop you. There's been a couple of yognauts who've tried to make podcasts. And this is one particular pair from Britain. I think the thing is, we had this sort of hiatus for a couple of weeks.

And people needed to fill the void of Yoggpods with their own creation. So some people, like, someone's created one called the Smorecast. She hasn't sent me a link to it, but it might be a man, actually. He, I don't know, I can never tell.

His name's Emil Ogloop. I mean, what the hell is that? Is that a man or a woman well emil emil hesky is a man he's a he's a warrior he's a footballer man and he he's a man all right well so so maybe i've got off track here you know it's a manly name. This is called The Jim and Jay Podcast that we listen to. I want to look this up. Apparently it's the second episode that we listen to.

I can't find it on iTunes. It's not on iTunes, Lewis. No. I'm really looking and I can't find it I can't I don't know how to say this No, it's definitely not there But it's really awful, isn't it? It's really terrible

Don't ever do another one It's rubbish What are you saying? It's not funny at all I loved it I loved it I was laughing from start to finish They really did put a lot of work into it,

and I think they've got a future in podcasting. And I think that other people, other yognauts, should definitely, definitely make a podcast. Jagoze, come over here and listen to that yogpod with me. Oh, Jagoze. Jack O'Sea, come over here and listen to that Yogpod with me. Oh, Jack O'Sea. We've got a new feature on the Yogpod. Have we?

I don't know if you've heard about this, Lewis. No. But the hip new thing that all podcasts are doing, they're doing prank calls. Go. i listen to a new podcast called the horn which is on itunes you can look for that right so that's done by your friends right um no i don't know any of the people involved in it actually lewis and i've never met them you they're james's, though. Yes. They're my housemates' friends.

And the idea of the horn is that they actually have a horn as they record, and they honk the horn. And if that wasn't fresh enough, they also do prank calls. They have this feature called Where's Steven Seagal? And they phone up prank calls they have this uh... okay this feature called um... west even sick now and they found out

take away establishments and they asked if steven sick alice there and he isn't but because the people who run the uh... the said this up establishments are foreigners and can barely understanding english They don't quite understand what's going on. And that's where the humour comes from it. Inverted commas. I see.

So, on the Yoggpod, we're doing the same thing. We're doing prank calls now. Are we? Yeah, here's one I recorded earlier. Yeah, I think you'll find this is quite funny. Here we go. Tell him that he has to call us immediately. The V... the VD clinic? Yes, it's the VD clinic. Oh, dear. Oh, I hope everything's all right. Well, I can't discuss that over the phone, but he's positive. Oh, oh, my. Is it like that? I hope you recorded that.

This is your iTunes speaking. Thank you for downloading YogPod. I enjoy listening to YogPod. Thank you. Some people are writing and thinking there's some sort of weird conspiracy because in the last podcast, when I said the word 1956, it was exactly 19 minutes and 56 seconds into the podcast. Whoa.

Whoa, that's spooky. Holy shit. Is this real? Yeah. Like, I did it differently. It's a bit weird, isn't it? I don't know why it would be called conspiracy, though, but a couple of people have mentioned that. It's the 1956 conspiracy.

That's what we're going to call our secret society that we start. The Yod Pods secret, ultra-secret, secret society of secrets. That's what it's going to be called. But for short, we'll call it the 1956 Club. Okay. It's kind of like the 18 to 30 Club, but it's the 1956 Club. Shall I, like, try and...

You have to be between... ...build more conspiracy things into the odd. Yeah. You have to be... You have to be between the ages of 19 and 56 to be a member of the club. Okay. So Rasmus, you're not allowed in because you're only 13. Little freak.

Who? He's the person who I added as a friend on Facebook. Oh, God. And he, um, he sends me really weird messages. And it makes me feel uncomfortable. Okay, shall we go through some more letters from the Yoggnaughts? Well, we could do, seeing how we've got basically no other content or anything else to talk about. Um...

Go on, then! What do you mean, go on, then? You're the one who's... Do the jingle! Oh right, er... Okay. Sorry. There's a bit of cross wires there. I've just got to psych myself up for this.

Letters from the Ognor. No. No. No. This is from Simon Sherp. He says, Hi Lewis and Simon. I've been listening to the Yogg-Pod for a while now. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The reason for my mail is that recently I have been... Sometimes I whistle when I say... Did you hear that? Yeah, what was going on there? Have you got a gap in your teeth? No, I haven't. The reason for my mail is that recently I have been reading... Recently... Recently...

I have been... I can't even do that. Recently... Recently... I have been reading... So what's he been up to recently? I can't even do that re- lee I have been reading so what's he been up to recently for god's sake he's been trying to letters from

the ognaughts noughts noughts noughts not again this is from someone called Dave Yognort! Nort, Nort, Nort! Uh, this is from someone called Dave Yognort. He writes... Oh no, hang on. His name... Okay. I have been following you guys on blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah.

This is the first time I am writing in the long time that I... Oh, for God's sake! Do you really... Let me read this. Now, okay, this is the kind of email we get, and we've told you before, try and be a bit more concise. Okay, I'm going to read this whole thing out. Howdy, folks down at the Yogcast Corporation, or what's not. I have been following you guys on YouTube before the podcast even came into existence

and I have to say I have loved every mind-melting second. But I am not messaging you with just the repetitive praising you guys probably already hear every day. I have a question. This is the first time I am writing in in the long time that I have been listening to you guys and here it is. Oh my god. What a load of preamble.

So he's already written an enormous load of shit that he said he wasn't going to write before he even gets the question. Could you imagine if someone phones you up and you pick up the phone and you go, hello? And that's what they say

without taking a breath. Without any pausing. I know. Hello. I am just calling to say that I like you and I listen to you a lot and I wish to say that you people there are really good and I like you a lot and you're lovely and I would like to say how lovely you are you're lovely and I want to say hello to you so hello and without wasting any more time, hello.

That's exactly what it's like. Okay, so he finally goes on to the question, and it is, do you guys ever had any major fights with one another, either on or haven't posted it, or off recording? I ask this because as of late, it seems that you guys seem more aggressive towards each other when you guys joke with each other. Maybe it's just my imagination.

I think he's found out something. He's caught something there that perhaps we didn't realise ourselves. I don't think... Well, to answer him truthfully, we had a lot of arguments during the D&D thing, mainly with Hannah. In fact, it wasn't a lot of arguments during the D&D thing.

Mainly with Hannah. In fact, it wasn't me. It was after the D&D thing. Hannah got a bit upset with us, didn't she? But we've never really fallen out. But that was a long time ago, really, wasn't it? It was. We're quite good, aren't we, friend?

If you say so. If you say so. Well, I can't speak for Simon, but I think we're still... Well, but... I'm trying to... Our Australian number one listener called Ayrton Sheehan has written in.

He says, I need to ask you a favour. Please prove that this email address goes somewhere, please, and send some form of... I suppose I could have just returned his email rather than reading it out on the show. I'll reply. No, no, just respond on the podcast. I'll reply here.

Dear Ayrton... Ayrton, like Senna, the racing driver... Many thanks for writing in Hope you get hit by a bus Lots of love Lewis X So one thing me and Simon typically do

On the show This is like behind the scenes I thought we could do a little feature of behind the scenes Where we tell interesting anecdotes about making the show. So one of the things we do to test that Ventrilo isn't lagging for one of us is I say, I'd rather have a bowl of... And then Simon says, Cocoa Pops. Right, so that was used, I think, by someone else. And Simon says... Cocoa pops. Right.

So that was used, I think, by someone else. Like by Russell Brand or someone on their show a long, long time ago. Was it? I think that's where I very originally got it from. Oh, what? Because they used the same thing professionally in the BBC. The BBC. It's like a standard way of doing things in the BBC.

It's like taught to people in school. Is it really? In film school and radio school. They teach you that. Oh, God. See, the original one that Americans would be familiar with is the Marco... I don't really understand that. Marco!

Marco! No, but that doesn't really work. Because it doesn't tell you how laggy you are, does it? Marco! It doesn't work. Marco! I'm not going to say Polo. Hey!

Because really, we've got some weird... We've got some weird time now. I think you're lagging really badly, Lewis. You're a fuck! Another thing we've been doing recently is... I started. It's all me. I was lagging really, really badly whilst we were trying to... Because you were torrenting.

Yeah. You can't say that! You can't tell people that I torrent. Oh, I was torrenting... You were downloading. Licensed free open source software. Linux. And, um...

Some open source... Ubuntu. Yeah, um... Some open source... Ubuntu. Yeah, yeah. Ubuntu. And, um... I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. Anyway, so...

Ubuntu, Ubuntu, they drink it in the... Oh dear, that's terrible. Can't use that. Were you going to say c***too? Yeah, I was. He didn't realise. Nice work. Ubuntu, Ubuntu, they drink it in the c***.

Oh, I can't use that. That's rude. So yeah, I've been doing this thing where if I'm lagging horribly, I play the theme to Back to the Future into my microphone. So this was what happened? And from a distance. The other day. I yell out help.

This is what I heard when I came onto vent and Simon was lagging really horribly. No! I'm trapped! No! Oh god! Now strictly speaking, due to copyright, we should only play the shortest clip of that music. Anyway, are there any little... Well, we'll save any other industry secrets for next time.

For next time on this new feature behind the Yoggpod. And here's a little teaser about what we'll be talking about next time. Sometimes when we record the

podcast, and if I need to to I scratch my balls so we'll look forward to hearing more from that next time on Behind the Yog Pod well I can't wait for that feature that's going to be brilliant

Warwick Davis has gone missing the show's going to feature balls scratching we've covered how to open a tin can without it spraying everywhere has gone missing. The show's going to feature balls scratching. We've covered how to open a tin can without it spraying everywhere. What we should do is we should go back in time and save Warwick Davis from doing the washing up

so that he doesn't die and go down the plug hole and stuff and drown in sewage underneath London. Help me! Help! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!

Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!

Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!

Help me! Help me! It'd be like that. Obviously that wasn't actually Warwick Davis. That was me trying to impersonate Warwick Davis. That was a reconstruction. Is that right? Yes.

That's exactly it. It's like you would find on Crime Watch. It was a... A reconstruction. Yeah. Mummy? Mummy? Can I listen to the Yod Pod?

Fuck off! Mummy! No! No! Obviously that's J.K JK Rowling and her child. Island Paradise at the moment is having a few problems, right?

And they have an official statement. Support is working very hard and fast as they can to answer tickets. And they're currently shifting through over 30,000 tickets. Oh my gosh, why have they got so many tickets?

Because they got fuckloads of users and the game, they had a server crash. It's crazy, I mean people have spent hundreds of well, dollars, probably hundreds of pounds as well on the premium currency

to buy the items and stuff I mean can you believe that? Weren't they selling them in like American stores as well? Yeah in Target I think that's crazy That is crazy because it's a What's Target?

What is Target? I don't know what that means It's a store Yeah but why would you go in there? Branded stores What do you buy from there? Is it the equivalent of PC World? What?

No, it's just a big kind of anything. It's like a Woolworths or something. That's probably a good example. Do you spend any money on the old... You buy a bit of everything there. Island, paradise. Just £1.22. Do you spend any money on the old... You buy a bit of everything there. Island Paradise. Just £1.22 from the Yoggpod. What?

In order to send myself a chocolate bar. What do you mean? It was through the affiliate thing. By spending that money to get a chocolate bar delivered to my door, I got extra credit points. So you got credits on Island Paradise and you got a chocolate bar delivered to my door, I got extra, like, credit points. So you got credits on Island Paradise and you got a chocolate bar delivered to your door. I know, it's just win-win, isn't it?

Your actual house. What the hell? Yeah, there's, um... Amazing. I told you about this fucking thing. Oh, God, what's it called? For those of you too lazy to walk across the street to the shop and order a chocolate bar.

Did it, like, come in, like, an envelope? It did. What kind of chocolate bar. Did it come in like an envelope? It did. What kind of chocolate bar was it? It did. Parcel Genie. I can't imagine many chocolate bars fit into an envelope shape. It's called Parcel Genie. Type into Facebook Parcel Genie.

Okay. The prices have gone up now. It's now £1.75 to send a Whisper Gold. I've got a person called Marcel Genie. That's not the right thing, is it? No. It's not coming up.

Parcel Genie. One word. Oh, one word. Okay, applications. Parcel Genie. So we can actually send stuff. People can send stuff to us. To people on Facebook?

They don't need to know your address. You just get a request via Facebook that someone wants to send you a gift. If you accept it, you then fill in your delivery information. And the payment from them goes through and you get a delicious wrist of gold delivered. Delicious. Well, shall we send Jognor a gift? Well, one thing I was thinking of doing was this sort of executive producer thing where the listener who donated the most money to us since the last podcast

is like an executive producer on the show. Oh my God. And they get something nice, like some sort of special merchandise or something. They get a whisper gold. And obviously this whole... the whole parcel genie thing might work quite nicely. Yeah.

So, who is the executive producer on the latest show? We haven't had any donations for a long, long time. The fact that the donation button is hidden under the tab for donate. So no one's actually donated anything at all. Don't think so, I'll check. So there's no executive producer. Ah.

We had a donation from Ryan Calhoun. He donated £5. Alright, so that means Ryan Calhoun is the... Ryan Calhoun. Who donated £5. Alright, so that means Ryan Calhoun is the... Yes, Ryan Calhoun. As the only person who's donated this month.

You are executive producer of this yog pod. Congratulations. I bet you feel pretty proud of yourself right now. And they said that you would never amount to anything and by they i mean you know your parents your friends people who just pass you on the street you know everyone just everyone never thought you would amount to anything so what this means is that he's actually going to go on a list and when we produce something awesome like a CD or something

really exclusive he's going to get one. He's going on the list of executive producers. He gets special stuff basically sent to him. Oh my god. Executive producer for this month. There you go. I'll make sure

he gets something nice in the post. I guess if he's PayPal'd you money, he might have his address on there. Will he? Otherwise, we'll just send you an email, don't worry, because PayPal keeps your email, doesn't it? So we'll keep track, don't worry, friend. I've got his address, but he's in the US. That's not a problem. In Colorado.

Colorado Springs? Nice place. It's not a problem. In Colorado. Colorado Springs? Nice place. Not Colorado Springs, just Colorado. Oh. What's the difference? I don't know. I don't know what Colorado Springs is.

Okay then. You brought it up. You just brought it up. It doesn't make any sense. Colorado Springs is the capital of Colorado. It's like the biggest town in Colorado. So, hello. He might not live in Colorado Springs, actually.

No. He might live in Denver. Well, I know he doesn't. He doesn't live there. I've got his full address here. I'm not going to say it. Is it in Denver? Look, no.

Someone might try and stalk him. If you put this Look, no. Someone might try and stalk him. If you put this in the podcast, people might try and find him. Oh, yeah. They know his full name. They're going to try and stalk him with the name Ryan Calhoun, Colorado. Well, yeah, they might be able to track him down on the Googles. Ryan Calhoun, Colorado. I don't want him to get into trouble for just giving us

five quid to help pay for our massive overheads that we have for running a podcast we've got all this equipment and the mixer desk these expensive microphones

and things the softwares the audio room that we've built so anyway thank you very much I'm Simon's uncle

and when I'm not running away from spiders and farming and cleaning up pig sheet I like listening to the Yoggpod And when I'm not running away from spiders, and farming, and cleaning up pig shit, I like listening to the Yoggpod. Shall we send one of the Yoggnaughts something? You just want to use it now. You're like, oh god, I've got to use this for something. It's so cool. A Union Jack mug. That's quite an expensive item. What?

After dinner willies. Are they like mints, but willies Are they like mints But willies Um Yeah In the shape of a willy Borat's mankini you can send Isn't that You haven't done that for a few years Yeah

Oh dear Oh Isn't that A dib dab you can send a sherbet dib dab Oh god Oh dear. Oh. Is that? A dib dab. You can send a sherbet dib dab. Oh God. Wow. Yeah, the chocolate and things,

they're sort of like retro-y. Yeah, aren't they? I like this. This is a cool idea. Sorry, so I was talking to you about trying to end this podcast. Shall I send... Oh.

I'm just a little bit worried because we've sort of left it on a bit of a cliffhanger. You know, is Warwick Davis going to make it? Is he going to be alright? We just don't know. Well, people will have to tune in next time. We'll find out. Same bat time, same bat channel.

Oh, no, no, no. Same yog time, same yog channel. Yeah, that's right. We had... Last night we had... I guess it was like the first Yog... Yogpod! Yogpod meetup.

Yogpod! And about... Yogpod! About 30 people turned up to this meetup. Yogpod! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na! Yogpod! Sorry. About 30 people meet up. Yogpon! Na na na na na na na na na! Yogpon! Sorry.

About 30 people turned up. Yognaughts. And we played TF2 and we had a bit of a chat. Mulchie played the song live and some kindly Yognaught I think called I think it might have been

Totally Moo gave out like 11 beta keys to Hon, which was nice. It was just all very nice and amiable. There wasn't any creepy stuff going on. It was quite chilled. I just... The thing is, you weren't there,

because you had a dinner party. Yeah, I was there to start with, but then I had to go and eat dinner and get drunk. So, I mean, I, like, had to hold the fort kind of thing. I sort of just waffled on for ages. And then the evening started. People started leaving. I started to take a turn for the

worse. So that was good. I think we'll have to do similar events in the future. I was saying things like, you know, giving people sneak peeks of what we're going to be doing in the future

and stuff like this oh god really stuff to look forward to yeah so now you you have to deliver on that well now you have to do those things

maybe you've painted yourself into a corner like the Tomb of Horrors D&D thing Yodpod oh Jesus I mentioned that

might be happening. So, yeah. I'll just leave it there, shall I? That sounds exciting, doesn't it? I'm literally on the edge of my sheet, I almost said. I'm literally on the edge of sheeting. Okay.

So, thanks for listening. Oh, shit, you're recording all this fuck yeah were you recording all of that as well oh jesus i was just arsing around i didn't realize oh fuck you're listening to the Yoggpod. No, no, you were listening to the Yoggpod, but now you soon won't be because it's ending. Goodbye. Right, we'll leave that. That'll be the end.

Really? That's brilliant.