TRIGGERnometry - Dispatches from Soviet Britain - Konstantin Kisin
Episode Date: August 4, 2025Dispatches from Soviet Britain, by Konstantin Kisin. | We use Ground News to escape the echo chamber and stay fully informed. Go to https://ground.news/triggernometry to save 40% on the Ground News un...limited access Vantage plan. Join our exclusive TRIGGERnometry community on Substack! https://triggernometry.substack.com/ OR Support TRIGGERnometry Here: Bitcoin: bc1qm6vvhduc6s3rvy8u76sllmrfpynfv94qw8p8d5 Shop Merch here - https://www.triggerpod.co.uk/shop/ Advertise on TRIGGERnometry: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Find TRIGGERnometry on Social Media: https://twitter.com/triggerpod https://www.facebook.com/triggerpod/ https://www.instagram.com/triggerpod/ About TRIGGERnometry: Stand-up comedians Konstantin Kisin (@konstantinkisin) and Francis Foster (@francisjfoster) make sense of politics, economics, free speech, AI, drug policy and WW3 with the help of presidential advisors, renowned economists, award-winning journalists, controversial writers, leading scientists and notorious comedians. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Dispatches from Soviet Britain
The year was 1981
and Marina was excitedly filling out her application
to join the chemistry faculty of Moscow State University.
For a girl from an industrial city in rural Ukraine,
the opportunity to study at the best university in the Soviet Union
was a dream,
although her ambitions were met with suspicion by many around her.
But Marina was bright and seemingly destined for the top.
Little did she know that she was seconds away
from destroying her chances of a successful application.
What the hell are you doing?
Her brother-in-law asked,
peering over her shoulder as she went through the form.
What do you mean?
Middle class, he said, exasperated.
Marina may have been smart academically,
but she was young and naive.
Clueless about the social realities
of the communist society she lived in,
Marina was proud that her parents
had managed to secure good jobs
despite coming from peasant farmer stock.
Her mother was a teacher
while her father worked in a factory.
Listen to me very carefully, her brother-in-law implored in an authoritative tone.
Your family is working class, and so are you, he said with the air of someone imparting wisdom to the next generation.
Dutifully, Marina scrubbed out her previous answer and wrote in the only correct response in the class background field, workers and peasants.
If she hadn't, she almost certainly would have been denied entry into Moscow State University, never met my father or given birth to me,
a year later. The Soviet Union was a society which believed in uplifting the oppressed and tearing
down their oppressors, and he was willing to do as much social engineering as was necessary to
achieve these lofty goals. Last week, Britain's Labour government announced that the civil
service internship program will only be available to those from a working class background.
Thanks to the genius of Sakea Stama, the child of a self-employed plumber or a train driver making
80,000 pounds a year, will finally have the opportunity to join the civil service,
while the offspring of nurses, teachers and junior doctors who make half that will be rightfully
denied the unjust expansion of the ill-gotten privilege. By coincidence, that same week,
the Online Safety Act came into force. Introduced by the last Conservative government and
implemented by the current Labour government, the Act purports to protect children from harmful
content. Meanwhile, Section 179 of the Act makes it a criminal offence to say something
false that causes non-trivial psychological harm, while Section 44 gives the government minister
the ability to change censorship rules without parliamentary scrutiny. Online platforms will be legally
forced to abide by their decisions. Videos of protests outside migrant hotels and other
harmful content are already being censored by social media platforms, as the law stipulates
fines of up to 10% of their global turnover and criminal prosecution of their members
of staff. What's App and Signal have already warned that the British government is also seeking
to access your encrypted chats. Children are, of course, not remotely protected by any of this.
The mine for VPN apps, which allow users to pretend they're accessing the internet from a
different country, has surged in the last couple of weeks as people seek to circumvent the
restrictions. Far from protecting children, the government is in fact pushing them into the
unregulated internet with gusto, as this brilliant article explains. In the meantime, the government
as launching a new policing unit to monitor social media for early signs of protest activity and
dissent. While the Sovietization of Britain continues at a rapid pace, one area appears to have been
neglected. The one good thing about the Communist Society my mother grew up in was that it at least
came with the benefits of authoritarianism, stability, safety and the prevention of disorder.
In modern Britain, by contrast, petty crime is effectively ignored, while tensions caused by large-scale
illegal immigration and the perception of two-tier policing are at fever pitch.
Few remember this now, but shortly before the riots last summer, a brief clip of a police officer
stamping on a suspect's head in Manchester Airport was released on social media.
It was, we were told, a case of police brutality, and since the suspects were Muslim, it was also
racist. The usual suspects in the media and on X went into meltdown about our terrible country.
It was only later that the full video and details of the incident were released,
which showed that the two men had, in fact, assaulted armed police officers
breaking a female officer's nose.
The man who did this was found guilty last week.
I don't expect he will get anything like the prison time most British people would want him to,
but my point is something else.
We keep being told that some mythical far right is stoking tensions in this country.
But who actually is it that lies about the police being racist
when they're just trying to detain incredibly dangerous and violent people?
Who is it that covers up racially actually actually action?
aggravated, i.e. racist crimes like grooming gang rapes.
Who is it that thinks people should be treated differently because of their skin color,
religion or social class?
Social engineering is a disaster that has proven to destroy social solidarity and cohesion
the world over.
Britain must return to the pursuit of colorblind, class-blind meritocracy and justice for all.
If it does not, no amount of social media censorship can stop the ugly consequences of dividing
the country against itself.
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