TRIGGERnometry - I Look Like A Jew Get Me Out Of Here - Francis Foster

Starting point is 00:00:00 I look like a Jew. Get me out of here. I'm from a mixed heritage background. My mother is Venezuelan and my dad is from Wiggen. And for some peculiar reason, I look Jewish. Or as it's now known, Zionist. Historical definitions aside, nowadays, Zionists has obviously just become the trendy way to say Jew without sounding explicitly racist.

Starting point is 00:00:26 These days, the moment you say you're Jewish, everyone thinks you're rabidly pro-Israel, want gaza wiped off the surface of the earth, and a part of a WhatsApp group called, Oewe, we control the banks. Anti-Semitism is currently reaching levels not seen since Adolf started writing a book about a struggle he was having. Every time I open social media, I see some dribbling lunatic squawking about how the Jews are to blame for everything. But hey, if Grock wants to bang a line of coke and start spitting truth bombs, who am I to judge? It recently called itself Mecca Hitler and said the white man stands for innovation,

Starting point is 00:01:05 grit and not bending to PC nonsense. It's only a matter of time before Grok gets cancelled and then interviewed by Tucker Carlson. Although it also said Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk is a fucking traitor and a ginger whore. Now, I'm no expert on the political career of Donald Tusk, but even I have to applaud a good punchline when I see one. The humans peddling this narrative are of an incredibly high intellectual calibre. Esteemed academics like former MMA fighter Jake Shields. Who better to have a nuanced, thoughtful conversation about geopolitics

Starting point is 00:01:42 than a man who's been elbowed in the temple repeatedly for over a decade. Although don't mention temple around Jake, it reminds him too much of synagogue. Jake, if you're watching, please don't get angry. I'm only joking, and I've always been a huge fan of your work. Everything you say is brilliant and your work on repealing the 19th Amendment is both brave and timely. Or Dan Bill Cairian, a man who became famous for shagging models, playing poker and... Shagging models. He's like James Bond, if James never escaped that laser beam.

Starting point is 00:02:14 It cut out part of his brain and whilst he was recovering in hospital, he did nothing but mainline Nick Fuentes. Both of these lads would be incredible if you wanted a night out in a dive bar. Jake would be able to handle it if things got to be. bit tasty with the bouncer and Dan would be at the bar paying women to have sex with him, provided they're not Jewish. Sorry, Zionist. I keep making that mistake. Although looking at Dan's dating history, he probably wouldn't be too fussed. Uncertainly he'd make sure to wear protection. Can't run the risk of having Jewish kids. But there is a very real problem that these individuals are everywhere and they have huge influences. The likes of Andrew Tate refusing to condemn October the 7th

Starting point is 00:02:56 and describing it as an act of masculine resistance. To be fair, he's never shied away from violence towards women and rape, so it's on brand. Or Kanye West writing a song called Heil Hitler. Somehow, racism doesn't seem that bad when you put a sick beat to it. The only issue is, I can't sing in public because it has the N-word in it. Kanye can make people dance to one of the most horrific phrases in the history of the German language.

Starting point is 00:03:23 Turns out he really is a genius. has been a red-pilling moment for a lot of Jews, especially left-wing Jews, who all got on board the woke train embracing identity politics. If there's one thing Jewish people should never do is adopt an ideology that separates everyone into their own ethnic and religious groups, or get on a train. Because if you're more likely to be successful, overrepresented in the professions and awards such as the Nobel Prize for Physics, then people are going to get jealous and think you control the media. But if you watch TV for 10 minutes, it's ridiculous to think the Jews control the media, because it's obviously the gaze. By the way, I've met a lot of people in the media, and believe me,

Starting point is 00:04:05 they can't even control themselves around a buffet, let alone a narrative. And which narrative? I mean, the BBC has been so biased lately, even Hamas have started paying their TV licence. When was the last time you watched the BBC and thought to yourself, I trust everything these bunch of nonsense are telling me? Those lads can't be trusted to run a crash, let alone the state-sponsored broadcaster. I mean, they really can't be trusted to run a crash.

Starting point is 00:04:34 Speaking of creches, the Glastonbury Music Festival happened a couple of weeks ago, and they booked two bands who were a little more pro-ham-a-mask than your average. Neacap and Bob Villan. Bob Villain started chance of, Death to the IDF, which went viral across the globe and immediately became their biggest hit. To be fair, it's probably the most illicit. sophisticated thing they've ever written. He also went on a run about working for a Zionist and how the meaning that was. Of course you work for a Zionist, Bob. You worked in the music industry.

Starting point is 00:05:05 There are quite a lot of Jewish record executives. But the good thing about Bob is that he's got his pronouns in his bio, so he doesn't know what a woman is, but he does know about the concept of occupied land. Old Bobby villain has a luxury belief set of supporting both the LGBTQ community and Hamas. I guess he must think the latter's beheadings of the former is just extreme gender-affirming surgery. Plus, he eats vegan ice cream, so in between all the Jew hatred, you know, he's a good person. This, of course, has all been stoked by the terrible war that's happening in the Middle East, where thousands of people are losing their lives. Both sides have endured terrible civilian casualties. Although, to be fair, Hamas's rockets are about as reliable

Starting point is 00:05:52 as Elon when he gets on the ketamine and he's at a row with Trump. I don't think Irish band kneecap saying the words up Hamas and up Hezbollah, whilst one of them wears a crusty orange cum sock on his head is going to help matters. If anything, it might put a few people off. And that's the problem of this entire debate. Too many people are hooked on cheap slogans and simple rhymes. Because you don't need to think when you chant. You can just mindlessly repeat the mantra and be on the right.

Starting point is 00:06:22 side of history. And that's what's terrifying because even Hitler thought he was on the right side of history. Although to be fair to add off, he wouldn't have been seen dead at a Bob Villain gig, have pronouns in his bio, or eat vegan ice cream. Even psychopaths have standards. If you enjoyed this, make sure to head over to my substat where you'll get incredible satire. If I do say so myself, just like this. Link is in the description. Being sleep deprived messes with everything. Reaction time, memory, decision making. even your emotions. It's like walking around legally drunk. And the long-term effects, just as bad as smoking. Most people reach for melatonin, but here's a problem. Melatonin is a hormone. And most supplements

Starting point is 00:07:05 give you doses 10 to 50 times higher than your body naturally produces. That's why you wake up groggy. Your sleep gets worse over time and your body stops making melatonin on its own. That's why I use evening being by Verso. It's melatonin-free using clinically studied ingredients to help you fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer and get more deep end REM sleep without messing with your hormones. I've been taking it myself and honestly I'm falling asleep faster and my mind actually switches off at night which used to be a battle. Shut it. Of course it did. Head to V-E-R dot SO and use code trigger to get 15% off your first order or click the link in the description.

Starting point is 00:07:52 That's V-E-R dot-S-O. Code Trigger. Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile, the message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop. With Mint, you can get premium wireless for just $15 a month.

Starting point is 00:08:18 Of course, if you enjoy overpaying, no judgments, but that's weird. Okay, one judgment. Anyway, give it a try at mintmobile.com Switch. Up front payment of $45 for three-month plan equivalent to $15 per month required. Intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available. Taxes and fees extra. See full terms at mintmobile.com.

TRIGGERnometry - I Look Like A Jew Get Me Out Of Here - Francis Foster

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.