TRIGGERnometry - Special Message from the Office of Approved Opinions Regarding the Ceuta Incident - Konstantin Kisin

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

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Starting point is 00:01:17 further cultural enrichment. It was subsequently confirmed that the real number was over 60,000. Obviously, this is not a problem because diversities are greater strength, but it has allowed the far right to weaponize the issue of irregular migration. Some of the language used in relation to this incident has been completely unacceptable, Terms such as invasion, which accurately describe what you saw with your own eyes, are offensive and hurtful. In view of these concerns, we have compiled a list of fact checks to address misinformation being spread by nefarious online actors. False claim one. The borders of Spain were breached by 60,000 illegal immigrants. This claim is false because the city of Ceuta is not located in mainland Spain.
Starting point is 00:01:59 As people who have received the correct progressive education, you will be aware, If a piece of land is not attached to your country, it's not really your country. Pearl Harbor, for example, is not American. An Isle of White is not British due to there being a stretch of water between them. False claim two. 60,000 illegal immigrants coming into the country in a single day is unacceptable. This claim is false. It's true that 60,000 illegal immigrants breach the Spanish border in a single day,
Starting point is 00:02:26 but a lot of them have now left. Think about it like this. If 60,000 men enter your house without your consent, and then most of them leave, is that really trespassing? False Claim 3. They're economic migrants, not asylum seekers. This claim is false. Yes, when asked why they were coming,
Starting point is 00:02:44 the migrants explained that they wanted to get money and welfare. But that is because they haven't yet been coached by do-goating immigration lawyers to claim that their genderqueer LGBTQ activists fleeing persecution. Many are also fleeing the climate crisis, which is why they've gone from North Africa to North Africa, where the climate is much better. False claim 4. These illegal immigrants will travel to other European countries.
Starting point is 00:03:08 This claim is false. The city of Ceuta is on the other side of the Mediterranean Sea, and as we have seen over the last decade, there is no way people can cross from Africa to Europe on boats. According to official estimates, only 3 million people have crossed into Europe in this way since 2015, so there is nothing to worry about. False Claim 5.
Starting point is 00:03:27 This incident is the result of the socialist government of Spain, offering an amnesty to up to a million illy illegal immigrants earlier this year. To suggest that there is any connection between government policy and people's behavior is wrong and offensive. Studies show no link between rewarding behavior and encouraging it, which is why we give children sweets every time they scream. False claim six. This was an invasion. This claim is false. There is considerable evidence that the migrants were encouraged to enter Spain by the government of Morocco. How can it be an invasion if it's deliberately organized by a foreign country?
Starting point is 00:04:02 Finally, we would like to assure the public that appropriate action is being taken. Individuals who have shared any of these false claims will be receiving a visit from specially trained police officers in order to check their thinking. Thank you for your attention to this matter. And remember, if you would like to get these updates earlier, head over to constantinckysion.com where you'll be able to see them days, weeks, sometimes months ahead of time.
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