TRIGGERnometry - The Garbage Election - Tyler Fischer

Episode Date: November 3, 2024

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He could actually be the first president to be assassinated by time. They're laughing at her. Oh, Kim Jong-un is by like, oh, so much joy. Oh, you're gonna fight me with joy. Are you kidding me? What do you think he's going to say at the inauguration? I think if he was smart, honestly, Tony Hinchcliff should introduce him.

Tyler Fisher, welcome back, man. Cheers. That's what you guys say, right? Cheers. Cheers, mate. Cheers, mate. Thanks to have me. Thanks to have me.

We had you on ages ago. You've been absolutely crushing it since. And right now with the election happening, you've got to be a happy bunny. Yeah, things are going quite well I have picked up a bit of Kamala's instinct to talk to panda to whoever I'm talking to so let me know if this is proper English

It's not bad actually pretty good You know, do you think if she was here? I think you're making way more sense than Kamala mate I'm going to be honest But do you think she What kind of family did you grow up in? I grew up in the middle part of the lower section of the middle class. But I haven't heard her pander to a British accent yet.

No. I don't think she could, to be honest. No, no. I don't think she could. But anyway, it's a crazy time. Elections seem to be... Yeah, thanks for having me. I've pleasure.

I live down the street. This is crazy. Don't tell them that. They'll come and hunt you down. Yeah. And we've got mostly... I live right above Joe Rogan's studio, so... Come get me.

So elections seemingly now being decided by comedians making jokes. What do you reckon Trump said when Tony Hinchcliffe's story first went viral? Well, you know, he said, I don't know this guy. He said, I don't know this guy. Tony Hunchcliff, right? I had a hunch. We shouldn't have him on. But he said some nasty things.

Some nasty things. And if only he talked about grabbing these Puerto Ricans by the bussy, we would be fine. Yeah, I did see Trump. He kind of like brushed it off and I thought, man, I wish he just said it was a joke. Yeah. You know, it's like, as you guys know, I don't have a political party. A lot of people will like to put me in the conservative bucket because I'm not a woke douchebag. But the conservatives and they're not going to win the culture war if they can't back up a fucking joke.

It wouldn't, what a layup to just say it's a joke. Yeah. And it's like you had Hulk Hogan there. We were we were sort of back to the 90s. I watched the rally. You guys were there, right? Yeah. How did it feel in the room? How did what feel? Like how did just the vibe of the room feel? Oh, it was just a load of really nice people. That was my basic impression. It's just like loads of normal people who were patriotic Americans, really. That's what I took away from it. Yeah, I felt like I watched part of it. And it's like, oh, there's Hulk Hogan. There's, you know, some stand-up comedy. Right. That's American. Well, he was, yeah, he felt like you were an NBA game or NFL game or like Francis says like wrestling, basically. Yeah. It's an entertainment show. It's not a political rally. Yeah, I was almost more offended by Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off. Yeah.

You know, they're going, oh, this is such bad taste at a political rally to tell jokes. And then this guy's going, hey, you Trumpomaniacs. I'm like, what are we doing here? Pick a lane, you know? Either you're going to go for it or you're going to do what the woke people do, which is do surgery and pick what you can and can't say. I love Tony. I thought it was hilarious. And whatever he said was, I don't think, nearly as far as he pushed it on the Tom Brady

roast. And everybody was having a good time with that. It's a really good point because when I was there watching it, I was kind of thinking, I said it to Constantine where I was like, this feels more like entertainment than a political rally. Yeah. You know, Tony came out, Hulk came out. It was so funny, they put a picture of Kamala on screen and everyone went, boo! It was like, this is ridiculous.

Yeah, there's Tucker walking on. Four minute laugh before he starts. It's silly. Yeah. It's good. It is. And look, what AOC did was actually a masterstroke politically. Oh, when she watched it with Tim, um, Tim on Tim?

Yeah. One of the best names. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. And then she. But then she turned what was a joke into this whole massive deal. And it was fascinating to watch because that became what everybody was talking about.

And the reality is it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And most people are just normal Americans who love jokes that can go, you know, pretty far on both sides. So I don't think it's going to have any impact. I think they're grasping at straw So they're going This is the thing

They look They went from Hitler to Jokes are Are Also What Nazis do I mean Well you say I don't think

You'll have an impact I don't think that's true I because I spoke to a lot of people Who are in the Republican Party Who were getting a lot of messages From like Puerto Ricans Going like what the fuck is this

He needs to apologize But are Puerto Ricans even allowed to vote What are we worried about? Also, Tony is a closeted gay man. He's in the community. If he came out right now, that would be the perfect time. I only said that because we were making love last night and I whispered in his ear, I said,

you should come out right now. Because then they can't touch you. That's some good advice, man. Kevin works for Kevin Spacey, right? Yeah, you're in trouble. Well, actually, I'm gay, guys. I did sleep with him. Well, he thought I was 12.

Yeah. If you see me from the back, I could be. child and I'm targeted a lot. So I thought actually it could be quite impactful and then President Biden came out. Oh, that, yeah. That was fucking incredible. They went from a comedian does a joke to the sitting president calls half the country garbage. Garbage, you're mine.

Jack, son of a bitch. Which, you know, he can't even get it out. So what's great about him saying is that he has to struggle through his words. So it makes it that much more painful. And yeah, yeah, he called... Did you watch that clip? I did watch that clip. I mean, I think everybody's watched that clip.

Yeah, but he's probably trying to sabotage her. He's got to hate her. She called him racist, you know, during the political debate. Did she? Kamala? I missed it. She called him racist. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, that was a huge moment. When they were running against each other, she called him racist and said he was responsible for all this busing that happened, the racial segregation. Oh yeah, he hates her. So you think he's sitting there in his basement just going, this is my mom? Absolutely. Yeah, they took him behind the barn and shot him. How mad would you be, you know? I mean, you put, I take it would be like right now, Kamala is sitting here. You're sitting out watching,

you know, you're sitting over here on the stairs trying to support. You'd be like, I hope she said, I hope he says the N word. I hope. You know, you know, you'd be. You know, you'd be. You know, you You would pray to sabotage this show. I mean, it kind of makes sense because on any other level, what he says doesn't make sense unless you go, well, he's obviously got dementia. He's not well, and he just blabbed stuff. Yeah, yeah, he could actually be the first president to be assassinated by time. Which you got to give it to him.

Think if that way, you know the guy that was going to, that tried killing Trump was also scouting scouting Biden's rallies. So it just was like, I think it was just closer to his house or something. But if he shot, even if the bullet missed by eight feet, the wind would have actually probably killed him. I can't believe he's still president. Right. What did you make of Trump's reaction when he was nearly assassinated? Oh, well, it was badass. Even Mark Zuckerberg. I think that turned him to a Republican. He's got the, he's got the mullet now. He was on the news going like, that was the most badass thing I've ever seen. But I did watch, did you watch him the, I think it was the day after, talk about the experience? And he said, even my friends that don't like him,

they're like, he got really vulnerable. And I've never seen that side of him. And he said, it's so painful. I'll never, ever talk about it again. He said, you'll never hear these words out of my mouth and the idiot that I believed him literally the next day he was like it was a warm July evening I remember it there was millions of people could have been billions Francis think of it could have been they had to chop down forest bringing more people we had a billion in the parking lots and then he's just back to talking about the size of the crowd even when he acknowledges the family of the guy who was killed at the rally he's like where are you he could shoot was a big crowd he starts talking

up the crowd again. I'm like, buddy, just give it a second. Yeah. I mean, whatever you think about him, the man is what, 78 years old, two attempts on his life, gets shot in the ear, carries on, does a three-hour Joe Rogan podcast, which is looking like Kamala is fudging at the moment. Yep. I mean, you may not like him. You got to get respected. You got to, yeah, you do. And I was in never I was a never trumper. Really? Oh yeah. I was a never trumper. It was like yeah right before I went on the interview with you guys the first time. My everything shifted once I saw once you came on Trigonometry. Once I came on true far right. Yeah. I went full right. Yeah. Yeah you guys branded that swastika into my lower back. By the way, Francis just outed himself as a liberal. Did you notice that?

Because if you're on the right, Trump was shot in the head. Yeah. If you're on the left, he's he was shot in the ear. That's the distinction. Have you noticed that? Anyone who says Trump was shot in the ear, they don't like Trump. I knew he was, once he walked down looking like Woody Allen

from 178, you're kind of coming out of the closet. Yeah, of course, man. Yeah. Of course. You look like a more manly Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow once he started on the team, mate.

That's my look. Yeah, that's true, that distinction. Yeah. But he's undeniable now, isn't it? Yeah. I did Rose. And I went home and I crawled in bed for two days. Yeah.

I could barely talk. I was go ruminating. What did I just say? Trump's already flying to, he's ready in Michigan doing a four-hour rally. And I'm, I'm, I'm, what, 50 years younger than him? Yeah. 40 years younger than that. Bro, we did Rogan yesterday.

And after like three and a half, four hours, how long it was, just concentrating. Me and Francis walked out of there, Liz, like, piss, food, bed. That's all like. Yeah, imagine flying to Michigan, doing it. a four-hour rally where someone might shoot you a third time. It's, yeah, you got to give it to them. And what shifted for me was once I started getting these cancellation things, seeing how people come for you, that you have to be, you have to be a militant.

You have to be, you have to have such thick skin and people need to be afraid of you. That's what changed for me. When I look at Trump now, I go, I hope everyone's shaking in their boots. in North Korea, in China. They're laughing at her. Oh, Kim Jong-un is probably like, oh, so much joy. Oh, you're going to fight me with joy.

Are you kidding me? And by the way, clip that out. What I just did, and only put that up. That's the only part of the podcast. That's going to be in the trailer. Cut everything else out. That's going to be in the trailer. But part of being the canceled thing is

you really don't give a shit any right yeah i don't i just don't care about anything it's awesome yeah and and that's why you've taken off as much as you have because you were just like fuck this i'm just going to go for it well that's that's the thing that's the important thing to note about being on the the the left or the far farther end of the of the political left and even social i don't i think it's good to distinguish this whole everything's left and right politically it's also socially and you know culturally right but uh RFK said the other day, he said the left, what did he say? I didn't, well, actually, he said, I didn't leave the left, the left left me.

It's such a good impression and I feel hesitant to laugh. Yeah, yeah, well, we were talking about this before that some people get mad about it. I don't get mad, I just get like, am I allowed to laugh at this kind of thing? I mean, you would say that. I'd let it out if I could. It's I'm fascinated again I'm fascinated by people's reactions

because some people get so like you can't do that and to me it's like well I'm just doing an impression of his voice right you know if you do Trump this is a weird voice what is this nobody this is a weird voice you only do a Trump impression

because he has a strange voice yeah so if you make fun of Trump's voice or Biden's voice nobody says don't make fun of his voice but with RFK I first of all I love RFK I love RFK I have a total man crush on the guy

but my joke about him is that he's eaten so much pussy that his throat is clogged with pubic hair so that's me going like this guy's so hot and he's eating so much box that his throat wrapped around the dangling thing

Francis you know I was in sorry I was rubbing off and you this is what's Stardom, stardom has done to KK, mate. It's just, I'm just like RFK. He's doing the Kamala.

He's trying to fit in. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's how we get guests on the show, mate. But, um, you know. The big tongue comes out. Yeah, exactly. But back to my point, which is that I didn't leave the left and the left didn't leave me. It's different now.

Now it's the left says you have to get medicine you don't want or you can't work. You can't get a cheeseburger. You have to say what we want or you can't be on social media, which is now the common forum for free speech. Well, you're banned from an airline as well. I'm banned from an airline. How did you get banned from an airline? Yeah, so it's not about leaving the left.

It's them being like, get the fuck out of here. And then you're like, all right, well, I'm going to say what I want. Yeah, how did I get? We'll talk about that on next episode. Thank you, guys. A tweet. What did you say? Exema is unpredictable, but you can flare less with ebbglis.

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visit ebglis.lis.com or call 1800 LilyRX or 1-800 545-979. I said that do we need why I asked based on a pride pin on an air on a on a on a flight attendant yeah see I'm trying to think yeah I was looking for the gender neutral term yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm still a little stuck yeah they're fucking stewardesses man yeah yeah yeah those diet coke serving that's what I was trying to

say yeah no I love I love those people work very hard I have a lot of fans that are flight attendance as well. Disclamer. Disclaimer. One of them had a pride pin on. Wow. Okay. And I just tweeted, do I need to know who eats pussy or sucks dick?

Does it help the plane fly? Yeah. Simple question. Yeah. That tweet was based on, that was my reaction to Delta Airlines banning all flagpins. Did you guys know about that? No. Oh, okay.

So this is a huge story that obviously got swept under the road. Somebody, here, here, I'll read it. So somebody went on to Twitter, took a picture of a Palestinian flag on a flight attendant. And basically, to the extent, and maybe you guys can put this on the screen if you find it, but they said, you know, in 2001, a bunch of terrorists got on this plane and, you know, blew up buildings, et cetera, to that extent. and now I have to go and look at a Hamas badge. You know, how do you think that makes me feel? Obviously, it's not a Hamas badge. It's a Palestinian flag.

Delta, in response to that, banned, not the passenger that said that, but the pins. So Delta's new policy was you cannot wear any flag pin except the American flag. So I was sort of responding to that, seeing that pride flag, saying, do I need to know? who sucks dick or eats pussy. Instead of banning the pride flag, they banned the passenger. So they completely contradicted their own policy, which is we're not going to have any pins on the plane because it's we don't want to have to go through these. Yeah, but it's pride year, bro. Yeah. It's pride year. Yeah. It's pride decade.

Yeah, yeah. By the way, I also put under it, I don't want to see a straight pride pin. I don't want the pilot coming out, be like, ah, I love eating pussy, you know. With fly this plane, you know. A mustache is soaked, let's go. I don't, you know. I would prefer, if those were the only two choices, I would prefer that. I would prefer that as well. And also, does an air, she would really have to say they're gay? You know, she may have not been gay or she or they or they.

She's just pro gay. You know, a lot of people wear them. But needless to say, her face was in the tweet and another stewardess's face was in the tweet. and somebody's daughter reached out and said, my mom hates this stuff. Yeah. But can you take it down? Her face is in it.

Yeah. You've got a big following. As you guys know, you weren't always famous. It happens, you know, kind of like that. Yeah. People take photos with you guys, I'm sure, on the street. I wasn't, you know, so I thought, oh, I respect that. People come up to me on the plane and we'll just take a cell.

I've had pilots come out and go ahead. You know. So I took it down out of respect for not having her face in. So important fact, the tweet was gone. It was gone off the internet. Delta employees were the ones that started putting it back up going, we banned this homophobic, ruin his career. And apparently it went out to every flight attendant on every airline across the world.

There's a forum. And so it was posted there with my face and my information. And so they boycotted me and Delta responded. I'm going to, I'll read their response. It's, it's pretty wild, actually. So they, they said, as a result, in collaboration with your IFS leadership team, legal and corporate security, since we were able to identify the customer, they have been placed on the no-fly list. Then they say the base leadership team has been supporting our flight attendant since we were made aware of the social media post.

Our support also includes. aiding and securing outside counsel for the flight attendant to take action against their attacker. So Delta's now supporting a potential lawsuit against me known as the attacker. So, yeah, I'm right up there with Bin Laden and that woman who was yelling at a ghost on the plane recently. Do you think Ben Laden was pro-pright pins? I don't think he was. Yeah, you're following in his footsteps. He might have been bisexual wearing that dress.

You know, we always go, have we reached Pete Woke? And then a lot of the... No. You don't think so. No. No, absolutely not. Well, this is evident. I mean, I can't get on the biggest airline in the world. You know, and we've probably talked about this on the first episode.

I'm raised by gay men. Not that that should have anything to do with this, but their whole point is obviously, this is a straight white homophobe. and we're going to make an example of him. But why not mention that I'm not homophobic and that I recently cried at my father's wedding while he kissed his new husband? Now that is gay. Doesn't get gayer than that.

That's incredible. And by the way, I was one of the only straight people at the wedding and I'm sitting there going, oh God, daddy, daddy, daddy. You know, I love my dad. I love my dad's husband. My brother's gay. I love my brother.

Yeah. I love his husband. You know, I've been, fighting for this stuff since I was seven. Yeah. And it's another reason why I tell, you know, especially young men, don't get involved in this. They're not going to have

your back. If you're going to go out and post the Black Square and, you know, go to pride parades and stuff, wait till one thing happens that revolves around being a straight white male. They will not have your back. It's just a fact. It's not a victim

thing. It's a fact. Straight white men have the least support out of any group in the country. And we never grouped ourselves, but now we have to be grouped as a result because they made all these other groups in communities. So suddenly it's like, well, the straight white male community, it's like, wait a minute. No, we weren't doing this. We were just living a colorblind society. So yeah, it's, it's, shits hit the fan. It's really worrying actually, because on a serious note, if you're going to group straight white men, they are a very sizable portion of this country.

Pretty big size. Well, I'm a half a per. My family's like 0.3, 4 people, but yeah. But you don't want a group of very angry, straight white men. You just don't want it. You don't want it. No. Because we look at history, it doesn't end the world.

No, no, it doesn't. Well, you don't want an angry, large angry group of any. Because you'll get that MAGA rally at Madison's square guard. Exactly. Yeah. No man, but you know that really being there really open my eyes, because there were some things I didn't like about what was going on there. I don't like the way that, you know, we talked about it with Rogan. I think what the right gets wrong when it talks about illegal immigration is rather than talking about the people who are allowing it to happen, they make it about the people who've come. And it sort of feels like that, I don't think that's

necessary. And I think from experience, that is what a lot of people in the center and on the left find off putting. But on the other hand, just being around the people talking to people, lots of people there knew who we were, talked to us, whatever. They were just really normal, nice American people. At the rally. At the rally, yeah. And the thing that I really got as well is it's like a lot of them just don't want to be told that their country is shit and it's supposed to go down the toilet because they've had their time. Specifically, it's their gender and skin color.

I mean, that's where it's. What they want to hear is like America. is great and he will keep getting better and he will remain the dominant power in the world and you know if if anyone comes for us will kick their ass like that's the american attitude that's what i saw yeah that's what elin must said yeah yeah yeah he's gonna fire every he's gonna fire everybody yeah sounds good to me man look what he did with twitter yeah where i feel like like day one he's might show you know um so i fired everyone um huh yeah show there's only three people left oh oh oh oh oh show i Trump too. Please welcome AI Trump. Trump just comes out. He's more efficient, you know, so he's better for the planet.

But you look, you get the richest guy in the world is building rockets who might be part of Trump's administration RFC, Tulsi Gabbard, who I would vote for her as the first female president in a second. It's quite a coalition he's building. And then you've got Kamala. You have who? Beyonce. Beyonce. Biont. Biont. Singless Beyonce. Yeah. And I don't know who else.

I'd love to go to a Harris rally as well and compare and contrast. You know how she does change that accent a lot. Right. I was in Detroit and I was staying at her hotel. Oh, really? So I get to Detroit. I was on tour doing shows in downtown Detroit. And there's Trump's plane lands right ahead of mine.

I didn't know he was going to be there. And then I get to my hotel and I go, you got to be kidding me. Trump's at my hotel and they're like no Kamala's here. I was like holy shit. So I had to go in and out of the hotel and they had to pat me down every and I was like what are they looking for like free speech make sure he doesn't have any. I got no original thought I got my dick cut off you know I'm up all night she's laughing I'm like shut the fuck but uh I thought what is she going to do in Detroit to pander that place is filled with crackheads and but sure enough she gets on stage and she was like Thank you, Matt.

Doesn't be here. And she nailed it. She nailed it. She overdosed on stage. They had to revive her. It was like, she's good, man. As an actor who does voices, you know. She's got a wide range, doesn't she?

Yeah, sorry, talking to some Germans. It's good to be here. We're going to be back to join. I'm impressed. But it just shows the absolute dearth of ideas that people have on that side, that all of the viral tweets I see from her contain the word fascist in the first three words.

And you go, I mean, if all you've got is to point your finger at the other side and go fascist, that's a sign to me that you don't have anything. There's no substance. It's also just objectively wrong. And if you look at what, I don't know how any honest person

who likes a bit of freedom can look and say, well, Biden and Harris, forced you to manipulated you to get a COVID shot, an experimental rush vaccine that you may or may not have wanted to be able to go to work and threatened your job and your livelihood. How is that not fascist? I mean. Or the argument that they're making about,

you know, he's going to weaponize the legal system against his apart. What? Didn't you just? Yeah. No, this is master class gaslighting. Right. Yeah. It really is. Yeah. And, but I don't know. I am shocked. It's this close, to be honest. You know, I'm actually really happy about that Biden moment with, you know, with the garbage quote. Because to me... Oh, falling up the stairs? Oh, no. Falling up the bike? Yeah. Because to me, with the garbage comment, that was a mask off moment. That was a chance for people to really... really see what they thought of you. And if you don't agree with them, that's what they think. They think you were garbage.

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. And Biden's been doing stuff like that forever. There's clips of him where someone will challenge him and he gets up and he starts like punching people. I mean, this guy, he's not the nice old grandpa. He is now.

He is now. Yeah, yeah. When you're on a feeding tube, you know. Yeah. So who do you think is going to win? I think Trump's going to win. Yeah. Yeah.

I do. What do you think he's going to say at the inauguration? I think if he was smart, honestly, Tony Hinchcliffe should introduce him. I really mean that. I really do. I mean, what better fuck you than Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off and underneath the shirt, Tony comes out? And Tony goes up and does a set and brings him up. I think that would be, that's what America is.

It's entertainment, it's comedy, it's making fun of each other, especially race. We always do that. Yeah. And especially, I would say, people I've met of other races in other countries, that's what they do best. So is crap on each other and their stereotypes. So, yeah, he's going to say that. And, you know, we almost had a diverse person. We could have had the first retarded hyena, I think.

Did you see what he said about Biden? Who? Trump last night. No. He went forgive him for he knows not what he does. It's just, you know, is there a part of you that's actually worried that tensions have been ratcheted up so much that whatever side loses is going to feel like they've been betrayed? I my guess would be if Trump wins there's gonna be there they're 75% chance there'll be a lot of riots in the street the whole BLM thing has has primed us for this my only my only hesitation is that people are too exhausted you know how many protests how many riots can you go to you know the Palestinians stuff is real stuff that's been running rampant in New York City nonstop you know You know, it's everywhere.

I'll be on a hike and you hear free free pal. You're like, just get a minute. I don't see people rioting if Trump loses. I just don't. That's the difference I've seen. Maybe it's the more extreme parts. It depends on what we have to be objective here and say that it depends on how he reacts. Because if he says this election was stolen, all kinds of shit.

could happen. Yeah, we should just do like no TV for 24. That should be a law where they just have to like they can't broadcast anything. We all lose our internet and we get 24 hours to just accept. Well, you know, in the Soviet Union, whenever any shit went down, you knew because they would just play Swan Lake on TV 24 hours. Just Swan Lake. That's how you knew your government was about to change dramatically. Throw on dumb and dumber. Some 90s classic comedy movie and we could all heal from it. Yeah. It kind of feels like I can see both scenarios where each side riots for whatever reason, you know, that's kind of what I see. I'm just looking at in the in the past, you know, when Biden won, there was parties in the street in New York City and the people I knew that like

Trump. They're just like, all right, you know, this sucks. You had a small, very small group of people in the context of voters that storm the capital. Yeah. But for the most part, you know, it was Biden celebration, Trump people stayed home and probably were pissed a little bit. Yeah, it's a different vibe now, though, because when we went to that rally in New York, there was 20,000 inside, there was 75,000 people outside. Like, it's a different environment now. It's much more, I think it feels like Trump supporters are much more open about it now. As a very late, too, very recently.

Yes. I saw my first Trump hat in New York City two weeks. weeks ago, which is wild. Yeah. He's what eight, nine million people. And it just happened to be a black woman in my neighborhood. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. And so I stayed close to her.

I kind of walked behind her and she's walking by like shitting on small, like all these businesses. Like you're woke. And I kind of stayed close to her. I felt seen. I mean, it's just the thing that did give me hope actually is when we went to the Trump rally, I saw the counter protest. it was small borderline pathetic there was about eight people there i mean you got the odd that might

have just been a carmala rally when the blood there's this guy walked past and as we're walking was enjoy a nazi rally i'm like and then carried on walking it's like dude that comparison to to the 19 what 39 i mean how much more can you stretch i know man it's fucking crazy to be honest to be i don't even i struggle to find it funny anymore because i just i don't even i struggle to find it funny anymore because i It's terrifying. It's so, there's so many different facets of why that is so wrong morally, not just factually, but it's morally wrong. The first thing you're doing is you're basically making something that was actually very significant into something that we just throw around. Like it's a thing that doesn't really matter.

Oh, yeah, he's a Nazi, he's Hitler, he's, like it doesn't matter. Then it's just not a legitimate way to talk about your political opponent. And the problem with it is it's like in the US, most people I think recognize that it's bullshit because you walk around, you meet people. Everyone probably knows a Trump supporter, you know, even if you're on the left. So you kind of go, this is kind of, you know, this is like the Hulk Hogan. It's the entertainment. Like they're throwing the biggest punch they can.

But I, as we're in the US now, I look back at the coverage of this stuff in the UK. And you've got like legitimate like radio commentators like this moron. on James O'Brien and all these others. And they're going, he's not winning despite of being a fascist. He's leading in the polls because he is a fact. And I'm going, you don't fucking know. You're just sitting there in your fucking cubicle in London. You've got no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Yeah. You know? But the point I'm making is when the media and the Democrats lie in this way, and the Republicans when they lie in this way, it's when everybody, it spreads to the whole world. And then all these people who don't know what, the fuck they're talking about are just regurgitating this crap and before we know it people actually believe that shit on the one hand and then you don't need to tell you you open twitter there are

actually actual Nazis around and we have lost the language to be able to say that guy's a Nazi like that guy's actually be yeah how empowered do they feel right whoa we get 20 000 people in Madison Square Garden that are covering for me right yeah except the whole thing was full of flags, Jews with Kippers on. Like, it was... Well, the Jews didn't go. They're not going to sit in that much traffic. It's too anxiety-ridden for that.

There was a lot of Jews there, man. There's Jews everywhere. I mean, it's New York, so... Yeah. You could have an actual Nazi rally. Some Jews would probably still turn up. Yeah, yeah. I think, speaking of Jews, I heard...

It's a strong link there, good. I want to see how this segue works out. Well, I heard, because Trump's hiring all these... these wildly different people, but somebody said Ben Shapiro might be considered to be in his cabinet. For what, what position? Secretary of State. Secretary of State.

Yeah. What do you think about that? That's interesting. That's interesting. Have you guys been on his show or watched the show? Yeah. We've had him on. I've been on his show.

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It's started today at IPVANish.com slash audio and take control of your privacy with IPVanish. Well, Secretary of State, that's like your foreign secretary. It's the guy who goes and deals with other countries. You know who I feel sorry for in that situation? Who? The translators. Imagine. Yeah, I've never seen a sign language person next to Ben Shapiro like.

Holding up products by Greg's round coffee. Yeah. Just slowly getting drenched and sweat as. and more they go through. You get me a sketch idea. Go to my YouTube page. There will be a sketch out by the time this is out. But you know, the reason I don't, is, I don't think that's going to happen is because Ben was never on the Trump train. He is now, but it's almost begrudging, actually. Yeah. And also, just to say, it was really just to get to that joke. He's not actually going to be secretious. Yeah. But I think we've reached the point now,

though, where this, the kind of the online world and the political world have few. I was like looking at a lot of the people coming on the stage and I'm like, this is like, you know, trigonometry guests. One after the other, after the other. Yeah. We're very balanced and in the centres. We keep telling you. But the thing is, we actually are. Like, we keep inviting all these people from the other side on. They just don't like talking to people that don't agree with them. Whereas on the right, you could have someone on and be like, look, I don't agree with you about this and this and this and this. Yeah.

But people will still talk, right? Do you find that on average more people on the political right are more willing to At the moment. Yeah. Yeah. But that's part of that, you know, just to balance this, part of that is because they're the ones that need it because they don't have, they have less access to the mainstream media. Right.

Like I would, I go on Fox News all the time, which I can't believe I'm saying. Right. Like raised in a super far left household, gay dad, mom with mental illness. The whole, you know, I had an Indian friend, I think. They're white now. He was Mexican. We had him deported. Yeah, I don't remember.

But your point is you'd go on CNN if they asked you. I'd go on CNN and I got so much shit for going on. I go on the show called Gut. Have you guys done Gutfeld? No, we haven't done Gutville. He's great. He's all for us to come. We'll do it at some point.

Yeah, you guys would kill it. But it's the biggest comedy show on television. The biggest late night show on television. He's beating Kimmel, the Tonight Show, Fox News. And it's like, if they don't take a cue from that and go, wait a minute, guys, we're being beat by Fox News. That's not a comedy network. And people ripped me apart. And I was like, this is the own, besides your podcast at the time, nobody else would have me on.

And I said, I'm not going to change what I say. I'll say it on CNN. I'll say it on Fox. The most jokes I, the person I make fun of most is, well, A, myself, and, you. And two is Donald Trump. Yeah. You know, but the difference is people that are more Republican or moderate, they'll laugh at the Trump stuff.

If there's a Biden supporter in the crowd and I make fun of him, they often run out of the show. Wow. Or we'll get up and start yelling at me immediately. So is that quite a normal thing to happen in your gigs? Oh yeah. Even when I'm touring. Yeah.

Oh yeah. So people come to your shows knowing what you do and still get triggered by joking about Democrats people don't always look you know they might see a clip you know with the internet now they might see a 30-second clip that goes viral or you're making fun of Trump let's say but me make fun of Trump or me making fun of me or a joke about dogs and then they get there and they go I thought this is gonna be two two hours on dog jokes you know you go no I've got other stuff but I just had a woman come to Dallas she now has a million views on her tweet or X whatever of her

review of my show a million people and she went because she saw me tell a joke about me being short and that's why she went and then she does this review he raped joke this this this but i do i make fun of everything but she was tricked she only mentioned the things that she didn't like and that's the thing i find so frustrating the people who watch a show and they people do all different types of the community does all different types of jokes and they're fine with it but But when it touches on their thing, that's what they find unacceptable. And that's not just the left. That's everybody.

Absolutely. Yeah. It's everybody just from my own sample of my own touring. It's just me. I'm noticing it's the people on the left that have the visceral reaction. And literally we'll get it. I've had people storm on the stage. You know, it's funny because once you start to build a crowd and, oh, I'm touring now, I'm filling up.

Shit hits the van a lot. And to me, it's fun. because I have to figure out how to navigate it. But yeah, I've had people run at me, run towards the stage, screaming. I film it all, too, so it's great. I just go, oh, I'm going to make $1,000 off that. Great content. Yeah, yeah.

But what is it in particular? Is it the fact that you impersonate Biden, or is it the fact that you do jokes about trans, for instance? Here's what I'm noticing. It's the people that are so firm on there, I'm a lefty. And if I even come in contact, if I see a Trump. side and Trump hat it sets them off so this woman in particular or actually the one in Nashville where the woman was storming the stage maybe she's doing her January 6th impression but her complaint was like oh how do you have how did you have this right

wing guy here and it's because I even brushed on a trans person in a joke or making fun of Biden or something and then they just go nope this is not a safe space And that's a moment that they get up and then they start. Yep. And because the woke left has become so unfun and with a stick up their ass where there's no wiggle room at all where it's like you make a joke and there's a trans person in it, that's a transphobic joke. If I make a joke about my height, no one gives a shit.

No one goes, you shouldn't do that and make fun of your own height. That's a heightest joke and you're self-hating. So the very base of the argument is that. just fraught with contradiction. So that's why it doesn't bother me because I go, you're just an idiot and you already paid me. And now you're leaving and I'm going to make fun of you for the next hour.

Has it ever got to a point where you're actually concerned this is going to get physical? Yeah, I had a woman come on stage and start chest bump it. She was very large. And I'm very small. So she got on stage and she started actually like kind of hitting me with her whole body. Really?

Yeah. But, you know, there's alcohol there. everyone's a little nervous because they're watching someone do something that they're terrified of. So I always give a little grace period, area, and it's just part of the job. It's part of the job to deal with people coming on stage, Tyler? Well, you know. It is now. It is now.

And it's up to me now to say, yeah, let's have a little more security or something. But when a woman kind of runs at me on stage, I'm like, ooh, this is nice. A woman approaching me for once. I'm usually out there trying. I just got rejected on my way here. I asked a girl out. And she just goes, I don't think so. Do you think that's more of a new phenomenon?

Because when you were doing stand-up, did you ever see people coming on stage and confronting about jokes? No, I had someone get very upset at my show. But all he did was just be a dick, basically. But I never felt like that was in any... Well, again, back to the calling 20,000 or 100,000 people not. I mean, that has a real impact now. So the other part of it is like, you know, secondhand cancellation where it's like if you got canceled and I knew you, there is a period of time.

I may have been screwed. Right. So these people are going, oh no, I'm even in a crowd with any. Trump people. Trump people, Nazi, fascists, Madison Square Garden, 1939, hoods, they start to panic. Yeah. And so their reaction might not be authentic. It might be, oh, no, I can't be associated with this and I'm going to react. And do you think it's because it does make sense because if you're in a place and let's say there's photos being taken and maybe it goes viral online, all of a sudden. It's pretty common now. Crowdwork. Everyone's filming the crowd. Yeah, yeah.

And then we go, hang on, why is Theresa at a far right comedy gig? Yeah. Why is she at that 1939 Nazi rally reenactment? Yeah. And so you go, actually that makes sense. So the only way for Teresa to show her moral purity is to get up on stage and confront. Yeah, and confront you. Yeah. And confront you and show that she is morally disgusted by your jokes. Exactly. And that, well, I'm going to, this isn't my, this is Jordan Peterson's. It's, what is it, unearned moral superiority. And it doesn't work unless you do this, you know. You got to look like you're getting gum off your fingers. You know, it's like, well, the far left, you know, the further you go with your hands, the more important. I love Jordan. But that's, Jordan's awesome. He was spot on. Unearned moral superiority.

By just waving my fist, wearing a mask, whatever it is, you get to feel morally superior, and it's unearned because you didn't do anything. You put on a stupid mask that doesn't work. It doesn't actually have an effect. You shake your hand at a comedy show, but you get to feel heroic. On your mask point, he said something very funny when I was on tour with him. I can't remember what the context was, but it was something along the lines of, oh, you're a good person, are you?

Is that why you're wearing a mask? You know? So if you were doing good things, you would not be wearing a mask. Exactly. Yeah, you're hiding your entire face. Yes. How convenient. And it's, it's, it really is amazing how normalized it's become. Like if you don't go back and focus on these things, the mask thing alone, one out of ten people I see in New York City wear them still outside. Yeah. That's not okay. It's, it's tragic. And we've just kind of moved on from it. And I saw in New York when I was walking in Central Park these young kids, like early 20s, are having a picnic. And about 80% of them in the group, there was probably about 20 people there, 16 of them.

They were wearing masks. Like sitting down having a picnic. And you look at it. And there was a point in time where I would have made jokes about it. But I look at them now. So sad. And you go, the government broke your brain. And they've given you an anxiety.

where you feel, where you're in the middle of a park, it is scientifically impossible for you to catch COVID and yet you're still wearing a mask because you can't, you can't define COVID, but they all caught autism. And really, I think it's, this is a self-induced autism. It's, it's really is, that is a mental disorder now that these people have. Yeah. Especially, I live in a most predominantly not in Texas, in Brooklyn, predominantly black neighborhood. We have some black labs in our neighborhood, though, just to, there is some diversity. But I see these old, elderly black women

who were watching CNN and scared off by the vaccine because CNN said, they tested this on you, they tested the vaccines on black people, the Tuskees, whatever I can't say. I'm gonna be called racist for them. Biden couldn't say it either. Tuscany, Tuscany, you know. And so they didn't get the shot, but they're afraid of COVID still.

And you have these elderly black women who are walking alone with masks on just completely ruined. You can see the damage. And they're all over my neighborhood. And they're alone and they're still scared. What, five years later? It's, and again, that was one side of the political party that did, the spectrum that did that. that was the left that did that and um it could happen again easily in the next five five years four years all right tyler well if someone wants to come and confront you on stage where do they do that

you're on tour right oh yeah yeah i'm on tour tyler fisher dot com i'm shadow band everywhere so this is my instagram i have to wear it on my hat now you have to type the whole thing in but tyler fisher dot com and i've got about i'll be in san diego nebraska uh connecticut it's all there on tylerfisher dot com amazing man oh by the way you've done something amazing with that hat normally only a black guy can pull off having their own details in their own hat how do you know i'm not black well that's a good question yeah we will find out after the show yeah yeah all right well before we head on over to substack where we ask you questions from our supporters the final question we always end on is what's the one thing we're not talking about

that we really shouldn't be. Before Tyner answers a final question, at the end of the interview, click the link in the description. It will take you over to our substack where you'll be able to see this. I just hope whoever wins makes my wife start bitching at me, right?

She's brutal, right? Well, it's like we need more genders, you know, you think 800's enough. It's like, well, you're bloody mistake. pal, Bucko. Feel free to do your best Jordan Peterson.

Well, it's like we're not talking about cleaning your damn room, you know, getting your life in order, petting a damn cat. Well, you should watch me and Jordan Peterson on Kill Tony.

I'm going to plug that quick because he was absolutely hilarious. So we didn't talk about that. Watch Kill Tony, me and Jordan Peterson. But to piggyback off the Clean Your Room thing, I would say that is important, which is, especially right now, if you're really caught up in the election and who's going to win, it's going to ruin my life.

What I always do on election day is I clean my house. I actually do. I go, no matter who wins, is my life in order so that I could take responsibility for what happens? Because ultimately, one of them's going to win, and you're going to feel like your life is over or your life is just beginning. and that's evidence that you probably haven't actually started your life and getting things organized. So, yeah, get your stuff together and start a good life. Stop drinking. Work out. You know, what are you doing that you think Kamala Harris or Trump is going to save? And definitely see my show.

That'll help. That'll help. Tyler, it's been an absolute pressure. Thank you. Is Puerto Rico really a floating pile of garbage? You tell yourself, no one wants your college-era band teas, but on Deep Pop, people are searching for exactly what you've got. You once paid a small fortune for them at merch stands.

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