Trillbilly Worker's Party - Bonus: Large and in Kharg (w/ special guests Pendejo Time)

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Jake and Thomas from Pendejo Time stop by to talk about the Unc Draft, the challenges of invading Iran, the cyber targeting of drunk drivers, so-called "alpine divorces," and the state of Texas's quest for establishing a "Yall Street" in opposition to Wall Street Please go support their Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/pendejotime

we had a few things to discuss we can keep it a little light yeah we were just bullshit and I dude I don't think I've heard he's a nice guy because he hangs around the mothership a lot I'm starting to record Taylor Sheridan yeah he uh is he hanging out in Austin is he made the like matriculation to Austin like all the other like the comedians and I don't have it I don't know if he has a house out here but I he's here a lot dude and uh he may he may have a house out here, but I heard that he's like really nice. You got people that have ran into him at Joe's Club because him and Rogan are friends.

But yeah, like, I can't, whenever I saw, I saw Yellowstone, like, I never watched Yellowstone, but then I saw Landman, and then now there's like a prequel, about... Russell, I think. Yeah.

Wait, no, I'm thinking, there's like a Yellowstone spinoff with Kurt Russell, I think. They're also going to do some forward. Something about the native family, and I'm like, how much fucking milk can you get out of that cow, brother? I mean, I don't, like, and then you hear the guy talk and you're like, man, you literally are one of the guys from college that was like, I'm working on a script and you're like, but it worked for him. It just so happened to work for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I was like, dude, you struck gold because everybody has a sixth grade reading level. This is perfect. This is the perfect time for you. Yeah. You pick a Yellowstone. Yellowstone has like 53 million viewers. Oh, it's huge. It's massive.

I mean, to put that in comparison. and like White Lotus was like a big show. It's got like 1.5 or 2. Yeah, it's it's one of the biggest shows in the country. And I always joke with Thomas like I live in such a bubble of media, like a media ecosystem. Terrence, I think I've seen you talk about it's Twitter where it's like, I'll find out about a show called like the Southern Daughter that has like 15 seasons.

And it's one of the most watched shows in the country. And I've never heard. I've never heard of it in my life. there's the actress that's on it is a beloved american actress from kentat i have no idea who she is i'll see a clip of it on instagram and people use the term like america a and america b and i don't i think that's like a reductive kind of oh i've not heard this before oh yeah it's like there's america a and it's like uh you know i don't know uh you know ozark and breaking bad and you know the wire and the sopranos and then you know like um fight club and that's america a and then there's america b that's

like seventh heaven and fucking landman and the princess from kentucky and like you're like who the fuck you think in your mind who i know people are watching this but like you said tom it's like maybe it's like you know too many people when you're like no it is the most popular show in american history more than friends one fifth of the country yeah yeah can you imagine anything else we got that much of a consensus on yeah i think it literally was sinfeld or friends like i think numbers wise like that's that's it that's what you're talking about which is like

like you know go back in time and you know tell Jennifer Aniston hey there's going to be a show that's bigger than your show oh my god what's it about fucking cowboys and buffalo trace whiskey and like a daughter that cusses

yeah they got a mean you know and then and then Sam Elliott's going to show up in a spin off because he has to he had to be there I guess he's on the new season of Landman He is Which you know probably could have seen that coming But I saw like a clip

Of him and Billy Bob Thornton It's like that It's like that like reducturus Or onion headline It's like old man has old man's son It's like this is like Sam Elliott Elliot talking to his son

Billy Bob Thornton And in real life they're probably like Just eight years apart Yeah He's like eating his steak He's like you got the world Bob the ball son you don't even know it.

It's just, Billy Bob Thorne's like, this is Sage Wisdom, Dad, thanks. Yeah, I watched the interview with Billy Bob where he was like, you know,

he was like, he's like, you know, everybody I always wanted to work Sam Elliott. So I've just, I've had to, been real pleasure

and an opportunity to work with such a legend talking about him like, you know, like he's this old and it's like Billy Bob. Like, actually,

I don't know y'all's ages, but yeah, there can't be, I saw the scene where they're like driving together somewhere in like Dallas and there the gravitas of the scene is like

pop now that pop now the world ain't like it was when you were when you were a boy and it's like I'm like they for this to work Billy Bob needs to be played by like Josh Brolin Max like a guy Josh Brolin's age like you know can do a good southern accent maybe in his late 50s max

but like look Billy Bob is like 70 something been smoking cocaine for fucking 40 like you know also I feel bad for Sam Elliott because, like, you know, I was a roadhouse family. I was in a roadhouse family. Dude, he looked old and rowed out.

Right. It's like, dude, I feel like they've been calling his house phone for 40 years. The director will be like, hey, we need a skinny kind of sinewy old fucker that's mean. What do you, or that's got a little, little Southern Playboy charm to him. And he's like, I'm about 92 now. I can't get around a good. We'll pay you 80. million dollars.

All right. I'll be that. I watched Roadhouse. God, I guess that's probably been a month or two months ago, something like that. And it was funny because like the conceit in that was like he was the rough hewn old guy and that. He was probably 40 when they made that. You know what I mean?

Patrick Swayze is probably late 20s, early 30s or something like that. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, man, they've been playing him up forever. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Well, also it's like you watching, this is just any movie from the late 80s, early 90s. it's like you everybody's ages are off like people the example people always use is like

george constanza in signfield was like 27 yeah and you're and you're like you know and then like you know ice now it's like the inverse where it's like there will be a new movie on hbO called like sexy high school and it's like all the actresses are like 18 and then you find out they're 33 and whatever and you're like what are you all doing like how is it what are you all doing like how is is supposed to nobody looks 18 in the show whatever it's like grease or something yeah yeah yeah it's like john travolta has brow ridge wrinkles and you're like you a 15 year old boy who works on cars okay got you for sure

I just the the landman thing like I don't know if y'all saw the um it's been making like the uh Facebook uncle Instagram reel rounds with that monologue where Sam Elliott's walking along the wind farm is in North Texas He's like, now each one of these in terms of logistics, materials, and transportation eats up 62 million tons of CO2. Now, one of my, cowboy oil rigs out here, this wind farm bullshit ain't worth the fuck for damn thing to his, like, hippie liberal daughter. By the way, all of the stats in his monologue are completely made up. Yeah, for sure.

Like, completely made up. But there are people who are sharing it on Facebook and Instagram, like, see? that see you fucking stupid ass comie piece of shit with your wind farm we gotta keep we gotta keep killing more of fish we gotta get that fossil plankton out of the ground yeah yeah yeah it's funny to see that shit like actually used as like a political cudgel

this is a show this is a fake show you know yeah one of you talk to people like live in those places they'll be like eh it's not really how it is but they don't give a fuck, you know what I mean? They don't care. It's like there's America A and America B,

but like in America B there's like subsets of, you know, choose your own reality and you can like live in. Oh, for sure. I want to live in that. I'm cipher from the Matrix these days. I'm so like. Same. I've become so like, people are like, have you heard?

And I'm like, nope. Nope. You see what happened in the, nope. there's a bomb involved right some dead dead children that's yes it's terrible I haven't seen the footage and I'm sorry

you know I had my feel of that oh over the last three years yeah I can't I'm not gonna go first reformed mode so what's the point of me knowing you know I'm not you know can't do anything about it

yeah speaking of age and not seeing the writing on the wall and perhaps like needing to find some greater purpose in life. Right before we signed on, I saw this story. Army raises enlistment age to 42,

removes waiver for marijuana possession. So we're getting the Unk draft, boys. That would be so sick if we got drafted to go to Iran. Not because we would actually go, but just the idea that they'd be like, oh, you thought you made the cutoff, didn't you boys? Yeah, I remember telling somebody, I was like, yeah, I went to the mental hospital,

I'm bipolar, and they're like, and they're like, oh yeah, they lifted that. And I was like, what? And they're like, yeah, they lifted that. And I was like, I've got drug charges. And they're like, lifted those too. You just keep going down the list of excuses. And I was like, I've got like two PIs.

And they're like, hey, welcome. Come on in. Welcome, bro. They don't even care if you're communists these days. Yeah, yeah. They don't even, come on in, man, die first. Fuck. Well, the fun, the weird.

So I was talking to my buddy, Ben, about this, like, all of this David Goggins' Jocko Willing shit is, like, very clearly a guerrilla marketing campaign because recruitment's been in the shudder for like 40 years. And I talk to people that are like, you know, the Manosphere. And I'm like, the Manosphere is a serve several purposes. But one of them is military recruitment. Yeah. Because our generation, you'd be watching fucking Nickelodeon and then suddenly Godsmack would come on. And there'd be a Marine climbing a mountain with no rig. and I stand alone

inside they'd be like helicopter guy you know and then but that would no one watches TV

anymore when the commercial comes on Hulu you look at your phone so all this all this Jocko all it is is military recruitment

and that move the needle only a little bit they need more bodies and so I saw I've been following that too like the age went from you know you can sign up till 32

and then it went to 35 and then for like the Air Force and the Navy it went up to 40. And then like Asvab like dude if you can't read her right you can still be in the Marines

if you can't feed yourself we'll we got a baba for you brother like we'll figure it out. What there's telegraphing is we need cannon fodder. Yes yeah they couldn't get enough

of the fucking alt-right like red pill teenagers from COVID to join the military I guess all of them like jacked off too much to where their body fat percentage is all fucked up. Also well the person they don't realize that like those guys aren't fighting for america those guys hate america more than

any one really so it's like i don't know it's kind of a thing and i don't know if this is y'all's experience but like most people i know that have been in the military come out the other end or still in it or whatever are pretty apolitical like they don't really have a strong right-wing feelings or strong left-wing feelings like they do have um you know sort of like grab bag of everything but like thinking that the alt-right kids or like the gooners or anyone in that sphere would want to die for a cause greater

than themselves. Well that's the so all of these guys a lot of what I see on Instagram and like Twitter is like you know when they said like oh 5,000 Marines

and you'll see some like old his username is like Gunny Sargent Gen X Angry Patriot and you're like awesome and he's like yeah these boys are hungry I know these young guns are ready to go over there and get some bucket scalps and it's like uh yeah i'm sure some of them

you know but it's like some of them also probably just like had a manic episode and joined the military like most people i know that joined like they were really depressed in 18 yeah and they didn't know what to do and like you know they bad household and they were drinking and smoking and so now they're just going to go you know it's like it's it's a mixed bag like you said like all a lot of my friends that went to the military I completely regret I have a couple that don't they stayed and they did it you know and

a lot of the people I know that were the Marines or Army they're like do we lose Terrence I'm still here sorry boy oh yeah they uh yeah it's like they're like yeah you know I blew both my knees out jumping out of airplanes and I get every one of my insurance claims denied

you know by the fucking yeah so you know and the GI Bill is you know I can't go to this school, I can only take this many hours. And it's, you know, there's all these stipulations. And it's like, yeah, your recruiter lied to you only instead of doing your four years and moving back home to East and Texas, you're going to fucking Tehran, Papa. Yeah, you're going to go take Carg Island, allegedly.

Yeah, that's the dumbest shit in the world, dude. I don't know. I'm not like a master, I'm not a geopolitics, military tactician, but I'm like, first of all, Carg Island sounds scary as fuck. some dress and park shit. It sounds sinister.

Like, okay, like, like, okay. So it looks like it holds, it has like

temples that hold secrets there. Yes, right. They have anselope, mystical antelope. Think of this. In the 50s,

your kid, you know, you're drinking fucking little malt milkshakes and chasing Susie Q around town and then you get drafted and you're going to Pyongyang and you're like,

Pyongyang, wow, Pyongyang, that sounds, wow, G, G, that sounds Chinese. That sounds Chinese.

or whatever. And 20 years later, it's like, you're getting deployed to Ho Chi men. Ho Chi men. Oh, that's got kind of a nice ring to it. The boys are dangerous. And then, like, 40 years later, you're going to Karg Island. Carg Island. It's like, oh.

It sounds like a call of duty, like, objective, survive. Like, that's what it sounds like. It doesn't have like a fucking, you know, oh, we're storming the beaches of Normandy. No, you're getting dropped directly onto Karg Island with no gear. they did apparently you will probably die apparently it is a level on one of these battlefield games

of course it is um you can play it the crazy the zaniest military thing I've heard so far in the Iran war like the plan is they want to drop like 450 marines

at in the middle of like Iran's desert to literally dig up drill down into the ground miles into the earth and dig up their uranium storage. They have like 450 kilograms of uranium or something. The operation is hilarious because literally it would be like that movie Armageddon.

You would literally need like a drill rig team. And then you need an army to protect them while they're just getting sniped. And you need to bring all that in under the cover of darkness. Yeah, the airborne 101st was like, you know, part of the 2,500 is, you know, 500 paratroopers. and it's like, this, you know what Iran is? It's a mountain, it's a mountain range, and in the middle of the mountain range is the country, right?

So do you think the Iranian, the IRGC, when they see a bunch of green parachutes are going to be like, let's let them hit the ground first. Let's not just blow them the fuck away with bullets. I'm like, that was always my thing with Iran and is like, you know, in Vietnam, it was you're in the jungle, and, you know, those guys, the way the Vietnamese did it is they stapled themselves, really close to infantry in order to neutralize the American Air Force.

Because now and then the American Air Force just ended up bombing its own fucking because they didn't give a fuck once they figured out what the Vietnamese are up to. But the strategy here is like, yeah, parachute in or climb the mountain. It's a pretty funny proposition. You're right. Yeah, the thing with Vietnam is I read that Michael Airbook dispatches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That book fucking rocks.

But he's got a line in there with like the VC could like diso. The VC could disappear into the ground. You can't disappear into the air. Like that was their main advantage. Yeah, yeah. And also, like, there was a guy I follow Roy Costa Grande out of him. You guys know who he is. He's like a professor of, I think, philosophy or history.

And he was like, best case scenario, okay? Your two options are get parachuted in and riddled with gunfire immediately. Or climb some of the most psychotically unlawful. unforgiving terrain, which is going to take you a couple weeks with 50 pounds, 60 pound rucks on your back, get to the peak, and then just get shelled every day for months. And then it's like, well, we got air superiority. They're like, dude, they're shooting F-15s and raptors out of the sky with doohickeys. Oh, dude, today Trump said, or I don't know when this is going to come out, but whenever this comes out today, March 24th, Trump said that we shot our planes out of the sky with

our own Patriot missiles. Like at this point, they're so adamant to prove that Iran didn't achieve that that they're just willing to be like, no, we actually shot our own jets out of this guy with our own missiles. It's totally cool. He said that somebody else had a Patriot missile that hit that girl's school, which I was like, he was like,

yeah, somebody else could have got a hold of one, I don't know. And then the journalist was like, you mean someone could have gotten a hold of a Patriot, a J-DAM patriot, anybody could have had one. And he was like, I don't know. I was just talking with Thomas about our last episode. His ability, and he He's had this since day one.

It's, I've never seen it as a level of demagoguery that is like unparalleled, at least in what I understand to be recorded human history, which is that on Friday, oil will be $120 a barrel. Friday, 455, he gets on, he goes, war's over, we won, and oil, and Strait of Hormuz is open. Oil will crash to $80 a barrel. Over the weekend, it shoots back up because people see on their phones that the war is still very much happening and the straight is still very much close. Monday, or is it like 120? Trump gets on fucking truth social, like 415 Central Standard Tower in New York time. And he's like, uh, straight's been open.

Uh, those videos are fake. We've been winning. The news media is lying. And he saves the market. And he's been kicking the market down the road. Yeah. Every day since the war. And I'm like, I wish I could tell my landlord.

He's like, hey, it's the second, bud. And I'm like, it's actually the 16th. It's actually the 16th. It's the 16th. I don't know, I don't owe you any money. Actually, you owe me. about $5,000. It's kind of like with

a con man, your mark needs to want to be conned. Everyone wants to be conned by him. His ability to con everyone is remarkable and bin reality around him, but at the same time, we all want reality to kind of bend towards. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, that guy, Timothy Snyder and a historian and the Judith Butler, philosopher lady, she said the same thing. She was like, she was in an interview she was like you know how do you sway

the 25 to 30% she's like you don't they like they like the fact that he's able to lie and be cruel like they revel in his dishonesty because they want the freedom to be dishonest and cruel like that's the point is not that they're tricked it's that they know he's lying

to something they do they know that you know that he's inconsistent and they know that he does these things and it's not that you can convince him that that convince them that it's them. They like that, you know, or whatever. And I think that's the case with this is it's like, now being able to just manipulate the stock market by being like, the war's over, we won. Like every 30 minutes is truly incredible. Yeah, that feels like just like, you know, he knows he can

bend it to his will like that. And it's like, he's like, you know, getting it to dip so that, you know, like his little group of insiders can buy the dip or whatever. And not, and just do that. And everybody's getting rich and then, but at a certain point it feels like, or maybe not, because that's something we've been saying about the whole Trump presidency. But at a certain point, it's going to be like a boy with the crowd wolf thing where it's like, okay, or maybe not. I mean, somebody, people are like, no, they're going to cancel the elections. I'm like, I thought that. But then I was like, no, the smart play, if you're those guys, is to accept defeat and then really let the economy crash in a way that's like it hasn't in a hundred years.

Like really like, and have it be under like a lefty, like a left of center. somebody like, you know, not even Kamala and or Gavin, but like AOC. Yeah. You know, let it happen under one of these crazy blue-haired Brooklyn commie types. And then be like, you see the economy doing that, it's because she won the election. Yeah, yeah. My thing about that is like if they cancel the elections, like, no one will do shit about it. This is, I keep giving me, I keep coming back to this.

George Bush stole the election in 2000. Yes. No one did fucking shit about it. So nobody did. still the election again. Yeah. I'm old enough. I remember that being a thing that, like,

my, my mom loved George Bush for, the only reason is that he owned the Astros for, or the Rangers for like a year. Yeah, yeah. And that he was from Texas, carpet bagger, but no, no, she don't care about that.

And I remember she was like, you know, he won that election, Baren Square. And I was like seven. And I was like, I don't give a fuck. I don't. But then I got older and read about it and I was like, yeah, I mean, his brother recounted it for him.

Yeah. Like that would be like you, us three hanging out in front of the ladies and I'm like, hey, Tom, remember that time? I loaned you $25,000 and killed 10 people for you? Trying to impress the hose with some. Yeah. Hey, Terrence, remember that time I lent you 50 grand and gave you my tundra to take up and down the Avondaracks in New York and it's just complete fucking horse shit man it's just like you know it's

I'm with you Terrence it's like I see people on both sides be like they cancel the election there's be blood in the streets and it's like yeah people will eat it the only way there's blood in the streets is if like gas goes to like $300 a barrel

or something you know like something absurd people people really just give a fuck about like gas prices and like burgers getting paid. Yeah, burgers like. I will say we might have come very close to another January 6th though recently. And this might actually sort of dovetel with the discussion about like who's going to fight the war in Iran. Like who's going to climb these mountains? Who's going to like be willing to be shelled for months on in? Like live a survivalist lifestyle. And I

you know, I don't know if you all saw this story, but there was a cyber attack on the company that makes those breathalizers and it like locked people out of their breathlizer cars or, you know, their cars for like in like 46 states or something like that. Yeah, sober lock. That might have been, if Iran did that,

if Iran was behind that, that's just like, that is Jester Maxing, really. Like, that's not like... It's not unleashed a whole slew of draper's, on the American Well, the opposite. Iran is saying, like, no, we're getting him off the streets. Like, we're, you know, yeah.

Well, I was thinking about like, like, I like, people were like, could have Ron had done that as like a hacker group? And I was like, well, it's kind of a commonly known thing that all the dudes in and around Fort Bragg and DC, like all these J-Soc guys, these pipe hitters, all of them got fucking big ass trucks with sober lock devices in them. Yeah. And I was like part of me was like no I was probably some fucking like

15 year old Moldovan teenager with like You know like a Latvia Yeah like a USSR big rig just in his garage Smoking Cigreys like I play a joke you know But I was like if it was the Iranians It's a perfect person to type of guy to target Because do you know how many like you know One bird like like generals have DUIs and they can't operate their trucks

Like how many guys who work? work usually CIA and NSA types are pretty squeaky clean but the guys who work at J-Soc who like actually like you know the the dudes that are pulling like those guys have like 10 DUI they're all alcoholics you know they're all crazy psychos we've all read Fort Bragg cartel like everything all speed freaks and drunks yeah yeah man what a book dude did you guys read that one when Seth put that out I haven't read it yet yeah it's you yeah that fucking Belgian Malinois with the titanium tea yeah Yeah, like, you get to, and then, dude, he was having people like, that ain't, that's a bunch of stories from a bunch of fucking baby mamas and divorced old ladies.

And I was like, if I trust anybody over a green beret or Delta Force, it's his ex-wife. I think that I would take her side, you know, over like any, you know, anybody. And also, too, like, this goes back to the original point, Terrence, about, like, who's going to be doing this? like nobody gets PTSD helping kittens out of trees and helping old ladies cross the street. You know what I mean? Like that's people are like, you know, because of people getting sent to Iran, they're like, reopening the conversation about American veterans. And it is sad.

It's a sad state of affairs, but I'm also like, yeah, I mean, you get night terrors and stuff because you did great evil. Yeah. I understand that. I want to help you heal because I want to help you heal because I'm also like, I think I have a compassionate heart. But you don't just have PTSD in a vacuum. And all these young kids that are going to come back with it

are not going to get it in a vacuum. It's going to be... Well, their PTSD will be a little different in the sense that, like, it'll come from watching six guys on their right and six guys on their left just get vaporized into, like, a fine mist. And, like, that's, you know, a little bit different than, like, the Iraq experience

where, like, they invaded people's homes and like, you know, shot children and they kind of, you know. Roundhouse kicked like toddlers for like, you get a black belt and jujitsu to fight a 14-year-old girl and you're like, yeah, you know. Yeah, yeah. Or Croft Maga on their case,

I just keep thinking of that, seeing these like photos of the aircraft carriers and whatnot carrying these like 4,000 soldiers over there because it's like, it's like, I just see a photo like that. I'm like, what would that be like putting myself in their shoes? Like going back to your historical analogy, Jake, it's like, you know, you're approaching the beaches of Normandy and you're like, man, most of us are going to die here.

But you know what? Like, they attacked our soil. Like Pearl Harbor, you know, Nazis. You're not going to kill some Nazis. Or like Vietnam, it's a little more squeaky, but you could say like, or it's a little more like questionable. But it's like we're fighting communism. Like we love America. But at this point, if you're just like on one of those aircraft carriers going to Iran, you're looking around.

You're like, dude, statistically, like probably. most of us in here are. Also, I thought about that too. Like, like, I don't agree with, obviously, like, the pretenses for the Vietnam War, but, like, if you were a, you know, just a good old boy who got drafted from, like, Omaha, like, you're like, I got to go over there.

We're going over there to stop the Chinese from turning to Vietnamese and the Congress, whatever. We're to stop communism. Yeah. You know, I don't even know, because the media machine and the Trump team, they don't even know really why they're doing. right so i can't imagine what the conversation's like on the carrier or the plane people actually

having to do it like they can't even get their story straight yeah like looking next to your guy a guy that you went to boot camp with and you're like you're trying to you're like what are we about to die for what am i about to what am i about to watch my friend die for really like yeah you know meanwhile your buddy's sitting there eating like lobster tail and three rib eyes and like i don't care man like this i've got a zen in and And I'm fucking, they're about to Phaefo. Like the whole fucking. Dude, that shit, that fucking macho.

Everything, Hegset is like, Hercules, Hercules, we're going to rain. Death and destruction down on it. It's like, you see the, and whenever he's in a room with like these three bird colonel, these are these big general guys or whatever, you see that all of them are like, like, how annoying do you got to be to piss off a group of guys who've got like half, a million bodies on their hands. You know what I mean? Like Dick Cheney era guys that are like really holding on to it.

Like, you know, like coral ropes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you like compare the like Hegset's statement, once again, referring to the Trump's, I guess, press conference from earlier today, Trump, like, he was in this press conference saying, like, you know, we're in these ceasefire talks with Iran. And Hegset, B doesn't like it, but like the war is going to be ending soon. It's just, like, going out there and, like, throwing him under the bunch. But, like, compare Heg-Seth statements with, like, the statements from the IRGC guy today.

Heg-Seth is, like, we're going to rain death and destruction from the sky. And the IRGC commander today, like, put out this statement that was, like, you know, we've been preparing for this for 40 years. And our message to Americans come closer. Yeah. Dog, if you're on that aircraft carrier, again, like, I'm shitting my pants. I'm fucking not. that that uh...

Arjiani guy or no the he was the guy that was like the interim media dude after Iraqi or whatever yeah when he was like

they were like what do you the news guy was like what do you have to say to the potential for boots on the ground in Tehran the guy goes

we're waiting for them we're waiting we're waiting it's like it's like when you go to get into a fist fight with a dude and he's like

yeah I mean you you got to come to me and you're like oh uh like it's a guy Before you go get into a fist fight, it's like, yeah, pussy, you're like, all right, whatever.

But if he's got a cold-ass line just in the chamber, like, hey, man, there's nothing between us, but air. Come up, dude. You're like, well. It's enough to just make you sit and make you think. What the fuck's he been doing on the weekends? What does he know? Yeah, yeah. What does this man know?

That's like, it gets like a loop choked my ass in front of my girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, you're like, well, now, I have had 10 beers. And all I can think about is, I want to punch you. you've got like cool cool hand luke shit just in the chamber that's why how i feel about the iranian state media is like yeah i mean we literally god gave us a big cage a big mountain cage to live in a big fortress of fucking granite and there's one way in that's funny when you look at the country there is kind of like a gap in like the it's like a sea shaped kind of a sea roughly sea shape mountain range and it's like yeah you could go through there but uh i'll have you

you guys know, and you guys a little ancient history lesson, a lot of empires that didn't have the privilege of aerial view at the time it'd be in 2000 BC, they were like, we gotta get the Persians. There's a little gap in the mountain range. And they were all turned to straight fucking blood dust. Yeah. So I like, again, it's like,

it's like you got three doors. You got fucking paratrooper, mountain climb, or the door number three, which is just through the fucking city center, which is like, yeah, we're waiting for them. It's like that's the thing about, um, I also,

there's like a darker part of this too that I think about sometimes where it's like, as an empire, like our purpose isn't to win wars, it's to wage them. You know what I mean? Like, like I saw somebody made a good point that was like,

yeah, Iran's doing well. And there's a very, there's a solid chance that they could effectively, quote unquote, win the war. but like Vietnam won the war and there are people born today

with like insane birth defects I mean they burned half the forest down they killed you know how in Iraq you know we starved half a million Iraqis to death you know like it's like we're going to get our pound of flesh you know

however we're going to get it and if you're still standing you're not going to be the same you know you're going to be you know and so it just makes me think like fuck it just I don't know it's like we were before we started recording it's like it's the you know you get to thinking about it too much and you're like I want to go to the carnival is your car is p. t barnum in town I've got a fucking I'm in a terrible mood they it's like maybe I saw this article

today there's a big you know on Twitter every three months we get a viral article it's like a fun thing because we still you know at least three or four hundred of a still read so we get a viral article every new. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But like there was one today about this thing called Alpine Divorces. Okay. It's like people, like

men are driving up into the mountains and then they just like leave their partner. Why are you talking? What? Yeah. It's like this is apparently it's such a widespread problem that you know it's like

like even in a court ordered like when you go before a judge like and talk about like custody and all this it's like become such a widespread problem that judges usually ask like well have you left your partner in a wilderness area or anything like that recently? Oh my God.

So maybe. It's just like a matter of course like yeah just to rule that out. So maybe like these soldiers going up into the mountains in Iran. Maybe once again.

It's a form of alpine divorce. It's an alpine divorce. I'm just looking for the the you know who could be best. That feels like that feels like a vestige organ of the I was just about to say Don Dre-Parer when you'd have like three families

you know what I mean and you'd be like like liquidate one of those families you know what I mean before it's something you do in the Outlaw West when like you could literally kill 35 people and then take your horse a three days trek and then no one knows who you are

because here's my thing is like let's assume let's I'll use my own you know if I abandoned first of all if I abandoned my fiance in a mountain, she's better at navigating than me. So she's going to get down to the car first. That's going to be awkward conversation. Awkward conversation. And then it's like, okay, where are you, where are you hiking? You're probably somewhere in the Rockies. So you, you are at best a 40 minute drive from like at

least a city with 200,000 people in it. So what like, this is Oregon Trail shit. That's what, that's what it sounds like to me is like, because back at 1860, if you didn't like your wife anymore, just go. It's true. You like Willie Nelson, Redhead Stranger, that shit and just never have to look back again. Uh-huh, yeah. It feels like a strange thing to try to get away with in 2026. It is, yeah.

It's like that people have GPS phones. Like, they could just text you in the middle of nowhere. Just say, hey, I hope you know that our, like I paid for the plan like I sat there. Yeah. You know this is not going to work, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in better shape than you. so are you running like how that's that that is really that's really funny there's like that's like that's

the raymond chandler book where they're like the husband and wife and like their kids are on like some kind of skiing trip and there's an avalanche and like the the man like runs and like leaves his family behind and like but they survive and they saw his cowardice or something like that nothing was ever to say i think i know just talking about it feels like it feels like something like of that order, you know. It is, it is funny to think, like, at least we've come a long way because, like, it feels like in the 2000s guys were just meeting their Soul Cycle instructor and then just killing their families to be with the 22-year-old.

So we're not, we're not killing families, which is great. We're not killing families anymore. It's progress. We're just leaving them at the top of fucking Pike's Peak. Good luck. Letting the elements, maybe perhaps kill them or something, you know. Mountain lion, something like that. Thomas you ever had a woman leave you out in the wilderness somewhere?

God, I wish that would be probably a fun thing to walk around about. Yeah, I've been here the whole time, by the way. This is the first thing I've thought of to say. I was a bit, I was on a, I was on walkabout in North Brooklyn, driving the Prius around in circles, doing laps. think about how I knocked out every task for today and it was time to kick back and then

he said hey buddy we're about half an hour um it's time half an hour past almost made it pal I said oh man it's like conversation it's nothing too serious here we're talking about um

you can let your hair down yeah we're just talking about alpine I got a du rag on that's why it's like this but yeah i like uh yeah i like uh there's it i think like people are finding new because it's like you go to v i was telling times about this like you go to vegas and Vegas is starting to feel vestigial in a way where it's like you can gamble on your phone

you can get a hooker on your phone now like you can do whatever they want you don't need to go to Vegas. I like the idea that there are people who are like, I was born in the wrong generation. So they're like, I'm going to abandon my wife on the Appalachian Trail and head to Vegas. And it's like, your wife could just find you on Instagram because you're just posting like, just abandoned my wife in the Colorado. It's kind of wholesome is what you're saying. It's a little wholesome in a way. There's something very, yeah, very kind of.

In the same way that like we live in a world of like sex criminals and perverts. and in that world murder seems kind of wholesome you know what I'm saying by comparison yeah right it's like it's bad but like it's kind of

an older form of bad when you find out like that like yes not only you know were like all of the most paranoid like delusions of yours from 10 years ago

true you were way off the mark in their severity and depravity and then you start to think like dude the mafia was cool let's just be real Like the mafia, I know they were killing each other and peeling each other's eyeballs off and stuff, but that's cool.

Sorry. I mean, Goodfellas is a good movie. Those guys look cool. The Yakuza? Like, you start, like, to your point, you start thinking about organized crime and you're like, just killing and selling heroin with like a little eyeball on it. Like, that's cool. Yeah. Let's go back to that.

Let's, why are we, you know, why do you have a ranch that has like a cryogenesis lab in it with the eggs from the Matrix in there? Why do you have that? I was talking to my buddy J.T. And he was, we were talking about that article that was like, like Steve Bannon and Epstein both ordered like 500 gallons of sulfuric acid to their house, like to their houses like when shit went south. JT. He was like, yeah, you know, you shouldn't be able to order 500 gallons of acid to your house in any other circumstances, legally speaking. But if you are under investigation for child trafficking, you. you should want 100% not be allowed to order 500 oil barrels filled with fucking sulfuric acid to your...

Maybe if you're a contractor, you know, or have a pressure washing business, but definitely not if like you're big and best guy for child sex browns. What do you do for a living? Oh, I refinished concrete driveways. Yeah, so that's what the sulfuric oil. What about you? Oh, that's not important. It's not. I'm just big on barrels.

I don't care what's in them. I just love big blue barrels with a hazard sign on to me personally, you know. God, I got to use this class A CDL for something, man. I'm all of these. I'm not doing my thing, man. Imagine being the fucking, imagine being the, like, yeah, like the team of,

like the guy that drops those off. You know, at his ranch in the middle of New Mexico. You're probably 24, 25. You work for a subcontracting company out of Tempe. Yeah. And you're like, you get up there and there's Steve Bannon, smoking a cigarette, fat as fuck in the desert with like two coats on for some reason. It's 115 degree.

You're like, hey, man, you know, prying eyes and all that. But what you need, 500 barrels of sulfuric acid out in the desert for it? He's just like, our plans are made. in centuries. Some of the shit he says is like shit from Dune but if all the writers did keyboard cleaner for 20 years he'll try to say something like ominous but

he's just too him you know what I mean? It's your co-worker who's wearing like N1 shorts and a polo shirt and he's like I bet Peter Till gets hell of bitches that's what he got with the asses. I bet he makes the bitches put their toes in there

and shit. Thomas was telling me about his Hotep coworker that always drops like secret knowledge on them. They were, which is, it's just working with a guy who believes in spells is always like a refreshing. I haven't helped to deal with that in a long time because I haven't worked blue collar in a minute. Yeah. It's a nice thing.

I do miss it. Yeah, I like it. There's a lot of stuff people don't know. I used to work with a guy in Austin, actually, a UPS store. and Austin who really believed in Reiki, what was that energy healing? Riki. Riki. People were really into that. He was always trying to do it on

everyone, on everyone that worked there. And it came in. That's, there's a In the Jiu-Zitsu, my name is Ricky. It's some sort of magic spell I do with Cor Ricky. God, David. The fucking, in the Jiu-Jitsu world, like, there's a lot of that. There's a lot of guys that like,

my girlfriend's a healer. And you're like, what? I know it's hack as fuck at this point, but like all the posts that are like, we're reaching levels of like medieval peasant that literally has not been seen. And like, because I saw all the meteors that have been hitting.

I've seen like 10 videos now of like, they're fallen angels. They're fallen angels. Nephalum, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, yo, like, what? And then you click on these guys' profiles

and they're like dentists. Yeah. Like normally, like 10, 20 years ago if someone's like, dude, the meteors that are falling out of the sky, those are fucking fallen angels. It's like, you work, yeah, you work,

you make pizzas with that guy and he's been on Opanna for 20 years. Like, now the guys who believe that stuff, they're like running, they're mayors and shit. Oh, yeah. I used to work, I worked with a Nephilim guy.

guy one time and his side hustle was he saw demons faces and wood grain that was his other thing and then one night we were we worked to the fire department together like we were dispatchers so somebody's house was on fire they'd call me and i'd have to send somebody or whatever and he took me aside and we were like sitting there and talking he was like i got to tell you something that happened to me one time and he said the devil presented me with a contract and he said he said i was like What do you mean to present you with a contract? And he was like, he played like music

and he was good. Like he was good, but he was like, yeah, he was like, I could have, I was getting some interests from the majors, like, major labels. And then one night- Yeah, he was at the crossroads. Yeah, he was at the crossroads.

And then he said that the devil appeared to him wearing a top hat and had like a contract to peer out of thin air for him and said that the world jurors, Joshua, if you want it. And he said, that's when I decided to commit myself to Christian, music.

What? And then he had, that's when I first heard about Nephlam. He was like, yeah, the, you know, the children of men or whatever were, whatever, the, the angels kicked out of heaven. Yeah, yeah. The women of the earth. And then the Nephlem were born. My dad was into that shit.

He, um, sort of a top hat. I like detail. Sorry. He used to tell me, me, I've told Thomas, he would tell me and my brother, uh, because he like both of our families kept like very meticulous public records and uh and like old records so like we're able to trace our families back to like the first couple ships that came here and then before that like Germany and Ireland and uh my dad was like uh he'd get all drunken he'd be like yeah i think you know i

think what happened is maybe a thousand i don't know two thousand years ago somebody in a german village where you know my lineage came from really pissed off a witch because ain't nothing gone right for me or my grandpeppy or his daddy or ain't nothing going right for us and i think about 200 years he's like son i hate to break us to you yeah you're the next in line yeah we we would be like a teenager and i was you know we were drinking beers together by that point and he's like look man you know my daddy he won't he wouldn't worth the fuck and uh his grand his daddy weren't worth the shit neither and uh you know his grandpa weren't worth nothing and I mean going back

about as far as so I'm just I'm just letting you know your mama's side ain't much better so whatever plans you got you want to make sure you got three or four else to temper your expectation did y'all ever have any in Texas do you all have anything like in eastern Kentucky

we had the malanjan thing you all heard about the malongians that sounds familiar oh yeah the uh like the the racial thing yeah yeah so like a Allegedly, there's like a lot of myths about it, but a lot of people think that in Eastern Kentucky were descended from shipwreck Turks, which is kind of an interesting proposition when you think about us being landlocked in all, for starters. But the other part about it is there's just no evidence that like there were Turks in Eastern Kentucky at that time. And it turns out, of course, the more logical explanation is that everybody just like had like a black, like great, great, great grandfather or whatever.

I think it was... During, like, the phrenology days, people said they had what was called an Anatolian bump on their heads. So that proved that you were descended of Turks. Yeah. Is that like the... I don't know if it's a term in the pejorative.

I know that some people consider it, but like the Jackson Whites thing. Oh, it's like the white people that are like black or whatever. Well, yeah, they're like... It's like a... mix of like European native and like Irish hand sister

or something I don't know. Yeah. Like, then there are people there, there's like a town in Maine that they had a bunch of like found a bunch of Viking coins and it's like everybody's like blonde and shit. I think,

I might, I don't know, ancient history of America, but it would be very funny if Eastern Kentucky is all Turkish guys, anything above New York as Vikings and then just, I guess, South of Mesa Dixon.

you know, everybody's just got a little bit of Mexican or black guy in them. That's just, you know, I didn't know Vin Diesel was a man of color until someone explained to me that he's like, like, I was, because to me, Vin Diesel could be Turkish. You know what I mean? And then I found out that he, what is it? He's like, well, so he said in an interview, he was like,

yeah, you know, Puerto Rikindle, Dominican. And he sounds like he was just making it up, but apparently like, real, but he's like, yeah, a little bit of everything down in New York way, everything, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I like that. You do kind of look like white trash, Dominican guy, like, the cool Mexican line cook that, like, gives you the best weed.

Like, you have all of the, like, Avatar, the last airbender, but, like, cool guy races. Like, you got the cool Dominican wife beater. You got the bald white trash fade. You know what I mean? He's got a lot. Yeah. You talk about family or whatever the fuck. I've always

One kind of Urban legend thing I've always enjoyed the idea of being real even though It doesn't seem super likely Is the The myth that there's like Still Neanderthal families

Like Like hiding in the forests of America Yeah I've I've always thoroughly enjoyed the idea of that. Mostly I just like to think about their way of life and how they stay in the shadows and everything. But then I kind of think about how, you know,

pretty much all America's agricultural use now. Like there's not really any... The land I grew up on, I thought, was like, native Texas grassland. And it was, like, completely destroyed by cattle, like, 200 years before... Yeah. before I was born It's all like new growth cedar

And Like a like 10% buffalo grass Terrence I think I asked you about this Tom too Maybe last time we were on I don't know but like If I didn't The way that people like

Mythologize Appalachian folklore On the internet is so funny to me Yeah Because like Like People you know They're like if you hear whistling You know how many people

DM me about the whistleer? Whistling. Yeah, and I'm like... It's a brother. It's called a whipp or whale. Yeah, or also it's like, like, I, because I went out to West Texas a lot and I hung out a lot in like desert parts of the state, you know, when I was in college on road trips, it's like, you know, be careful at night.

You hear, you hear whistling. It's like, do you know what there is to do in Fort Stockton, Texas in the middle of the night in the desert? Oh, man. My dad was born. to smoke crystal and yell in the pitch black cowboy dan's a major player in the cowboy scene he goes to the reservation those guys are real and they're all out in west texas people will say that's like skin walkers it's like yeah you hear your own voice and it's like well that's an echo that's an echo yeah also you're yelling at a tweaker who's like a quarter mile in the valley but the mountains carrying it to you so if you're like who's out there and somebody goes that's not a three thousand-year-old native American monster, that's just him. He's been smoking Tina out in the desert and living in a fucking, at a studebaker for 40 years.

Like that's, and the same with Appalachia. It's like, I love when it's like, he'll be some, you know, like, wayfish girl or like guy with a big beard. And he's like, you ever hear whispers in the woods? And it's like, where do you live? You know, where are you telling this story from? And it's like, oh, rural West Virginia? Yeah, your neighbors are making shine.

fucking smoking glass, dude. Like, that's what that is. That's what that is. What do you, how do you not know that about your own place? Listen, I do not love that we live in a disenchanted world,

but I think it's funny when people, like the first place they go to is like, there must be some ancient kelt wood sprite that's like, you know, reverberating this to me instead of like, what's your saying? Yeah, let's check off a couple boxes before we get to you.

Right. Because it's like, because, Because here's the thing, if you're in a major city and you yell, hello, and someone goes, I'll fuck, kill you. They make ghost noises. You're like, I'm in the Bronx. Yeah, yeah.

But because you're like in an isolated rural area, you're like, oh, what's that sound? And something's like, bra, rah, rah, rah, it's like, yeah, that's just, that's a guy who has never watched TV in his whole life. Like, I had family in East Texas, dude. Like, I didn't think, I grew up in, like, South Houston. 10 minutes from downtown. I didn't think there were people alive who lived on a trailer in a plot of land with no radio and no TV

and just drank homemade liquor. I thought that was something from like the movies about like, like Lawless, that movie with Tom Hardy and shot. I didn't think that still existed. And then I would go to these family reunions and we'd go out of my dad's farm or his old farm

and there'd be a trailer like off in the distance in the woods and I'd be like, you know, I tell Thomas's all the time, I'd be like, who lives out of my family? there. My dad goes, oh,

that's your great Uncle John. I'd be like, oh, can we go say hi? And he goes, nope. He don't want to meet you,

son. He's shit, he didn't even want to know me. And, nothing personal. It's just, he's been drinking corn liquor,

homemade corn liquor for, oh, I'd say about 60 years. He's been good and pickled by this. Yeah. That's who you're, that's the ghost.

Like, you know, like top ten things to be, to be most wary of, in Appalachia at night, and it's like the windigo, the skin walker, the werewolf, and it's like,

no, the tweaker. The copper thief. Yeah, the iron rod busters, pipe fitters. Yeah. Recently laid off plumbers, like this,

those are the guys who you were going to encounter. I may ask you this, Jackie, as you say you grew up near Houston. Have you experienced this phenomenon out in Texas or maybe Thomas before you took off? We talked about this on the show a couple weeks ago, but maybe, you know, we were talking about like Yellowstone and Landman and shit earlier. Have you experienced the phenomenon of people buying like a really big backyard

and calling it a ranch, like naming their really big backyard? Yeah. I had an old neighbor who put a bull ring in the nose of one of his steers. I'm like 15 acres Yeah No less than that mean like Literally like seven acres He's like a red quad

Yeah Yeah the um You'll have what I've been seeing from my friends On Instagram like their parents that are retiring Is they'll retire to like an excerpt So like beyond spring Texas or Cyprus or like Clear Creek but even further kind of into the

Microsoft loading screen of in between Houston and like Tomball or whatever right and they'll get a McMansion on a corner a couple of acres and then I'll see like

a plank of wood that says like you know the Mitchell Ranch and I'm like oh shit I didn't know Alex's parents had it like that that's going to be something great

for him to inherit and then I see pictures of it and it just it's just a suburb with like yeah maybe an acre and a half in the back And in the corner, they always have the dirt corner where the wife intends to farm like four heirloom tomatoes, I presume?

Yeah, I don't know. You know? And they'll get a great Pyrenees too for like an acre and a half. Oh, they'll get like a Kangle Shepherd. You're like, yeah, a dog that needs like, you know, no less than like a thousand acres. 500 heck, dude, that's really big in the hill country right now. We go to the dog park in San Marcos. and there'll be a guy

I'll see the dog from like the parking lot it'll be like four and a half feet at the hips and then I get in there it's a big ass kangal or an antitolian and the owner's like yeah we got them from a breeder up North Dakota brought them down you know I've got me a half acre and you're like a half it's aspirational for this dog that was bred to fight grizzly bears Like to fight like like polo like to fight wild wolves like it's like putting a rottweiler and like a fucking like dude the four by four kennel or something.

Yeah yeah yeah and you wonder why he has separation anxiety and eats his cage. It's like he was you know that's really bad in Austin too dude like when I first moved here like GTA 5 had just come out and this is a long time ago and I would dude I would go out to Austin's like the more like with a move. dog-friendly. It's like Nashville in that way. Yeah. And, dude, I'd be at a brunch place and there'd be like a 90-pound fucking U-T girl with like Akane Corso just fucking chewing at the leg of the table. And she's like, tubby, tubby, stop.

And that dog don't respect her. That dog's 140 pounds. And he's like, um. And probably has PTSD from being potting dog or something. Yeah, yeah. She lives in a 300-square-foot studio, like student housing apartment, you know. She has this 40-pound killer. Yeah, this killing machine that's just like, you know, all fucking drool.

So pretty boy. Speaking of all-drue. I just wanted to ask because I had been watching this guy Tony Busby, you know, the Houston lawyer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's trying to sue all the rappers for sexual assault, stuff like that, which, you know, sounds like in the ditty case, he made a mint. But he was talking about not only. the the ranch thing everybody's buying like you know 14 acres and calling it a ranch or whatever you know and the other thing that he brought up that gauged my interest was yaw street oh yeah and yeah

and then man tern saw this article about it and i wanted to talk about that a little bit too yeah the y'all street thing from my understanding is like so austin is people are leaving austin uh and they're going to other. Now, it's hilarious to me to leave Austin and go to Houston. To be like, wow, this city's, this is a fake place with not a lot of greenery. I'm from San Fernando Valley. I'm from San Francisco.

Let me go to Houston, Texas. Yeah, I think it's, I just think it's another case of like money flowing into a place that there's already money, but a different type, you know, or whatever. Yeah. This idea that like, they want to like make, I don't know, is it, if it's Dallas or whatever, it's kind of like, you know, like, oh, you're, you're, you know, mad about the encroaching taxes of the Mamdani Sharia law campaign, come to Dallas where you can, you know. Yeah, we don't have Muslims here.

That's how we get them. They fall right into our trap. Yeah, like, it. Everybody, it's, I don't know if you guys, I mean, y'all live in, uh, you know, living in Kentucky. But like, I have heard from people, especially like doing stand-up and playing music. Like, people move from like nice or parts of the country. And I know Kentucky gets hot as fuck too. But like people will move from, you know, San Bernardino or whatever where it's, you know, in the summer it's like 80.

No humidity. And they're like, it's August in Texas and it's like 110, 95%. humidity or whatever. So the wet bulb Tim's like 115 and they're like you know, oh, I didn't know it was this hot down here and it's like you got a lease you came down to Texas

from like one of the most beautiful places in the world and you got a year long lease and you're like and you didn't Google like like how hot. You're trying to get on Kill Tony and you're going to dive heat stroke is what I'm saying. This is not this is not a well thought out plan.

What are you doing? Yeah, I think Pete, I saw people they started a Texas stock exchange in Dallas and I think the reason they want Y'all Street just judging from the article I read in Financial Times is that the corporate like the incorporation laws in Delaware

are a little too strict and a state a state founded as like a credit card scheme is too repressive for us they don't like the fact that small shareholders can basically sue I guess like the CEO like an Elon Musk type I guess Elon Musk is kind of the person that's sort of like leading this because he got pissed about being sued in Delaware and Delaware is also who made him by Twitter I'm pretty sure

and so yeah Massachusetts I don't fucking know it's one of those things yeah and it's hard with those states because you don't know usually which ones are which. That's right. That with the laws can get pretty complicated. That's right.

Whereas with Texas, you know you're in Texas. Typically, it's shaped in such a way as you always know what state you're dealing with. That is true. I would surmise

nobody could point out Delaware on the map if it was, you know, no, and that's by design. Yeah. Dude,

watching him transforming to Miss Trunch, from Matilda has been one of my life's greatest pleasures. Somebody posted a picture of him when he bought Twitter and he was like kind of in shape and like his skin was

clear and he had like you know like a normal head of hair and then like they posted a picture of him the other day and he has like he has a the like basically the fight club Bob like man tits and he's got like the lesbian you know she run on the McDonald's like a Navy like spiked hair with the hair line that starts

right here and I was like you moved down to Texas and you just became like a Dallas lesbian, which I think that's great. Hey, if you want to assimilate from South Africa and our culture, amazing. More power to you. But,

yeah, he's, I think he's just trying to set up franchises all over the state because he can get away with it. People think it's cool. Just because he looks so fucking good. Dude, imagine having all money in the world and looking like, yeah,

like fucking Bob from, fire club yeah yeah well like jeff bezos did it the right way it's like yeah get on testosterone you know get jack to shit and uh look like lex luther and act like it too blow up a 500 year old dutch bridge so you can get your super yacht you know like he's doing zuckerberg got on test and he's doing jiu jutsu with fucking spitz uh yeah yeah hanging out with elan like he kind of looks like you know whenever we were kids and they should had the graphics of like this is what people are going to look like in 2050 if we keep looking at our phones

Elon looks like the one where it's like almost a dinosaur type figure where like the chest cavity is like fucking peeling yeah and like his skin is like female and

I don't know he's like a broken ape he's like a I don't know I don't know I think that I thought something similar, Thomas. And you could probably fuck the shit out of him for hours if you need to.

He's kind of built like he's built like a whenever they like engineer dummies to like be able to withstand crazy car crashes. Yeah, car crashes. Exactly. Yeah, you could fuck the shit out of them for a really long time. Yeah. What's the, so like the Y'all Street thing though, like that my question is, and I don't, maybe I don't know anything about the stock exchanges,

but I'm like if you have the New York one like what is the point of the why what's the point of having a set is like does you want to have a second one? I think it's like they don't let woke corporations be on the Texas one. Oh my God.

Stuff like that. I mean it's in the Constitution. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is kind of in line with this thing. Terrence, I was telling Thomas brothers. A bunch of these guys like Elon Acolytes they took over a town of like

old German is an old German settler town called Comfort Texas Which had which it was a place that had some of like the original like old school like Texas socialist union organizers like descendants of German like labor organizers Anyway it's a nice little town They're gonna rename it constitution city And they're gonna turn it into like a like a Like the free state of whatever the fuck like I don't you know one of these like hyper libertarian Bitcoin enclaves that these guys want to invent, I guess, to make their skin green. I don't fucking know.

Like, you know, I was telling Thomas about it. And we were joking, like, I know that you guys got places like this in your state, but it's like, you know, you don't, you can just go to West Texas and do whatever you want. You don't have to take over a town that's been here with like a history. It's a small town, but you don't got to, you can just go to the desert and out past Ordesa. and you can do whatever you want. You've seen no country for old men, surely. You know, there's plenty of that out there.

Yeah, like, you get out past, like, there's a, if you've ever been to Teralingua or know what it's, it's like Texas Burning Man kind of, it's fun, but it's, it's fucked up. There's like an hour and a half of no cell service, no cars, just one main road from Alpine, Texas, to Teralingua.

And it's like a no man's land. If you get a flat tire there, you're fucked. And I'm like, why don't you guys just go out there? What do y'all want to do out there?

This hound dog is trying to get on the show. What do y'all want to do out there? If you can do whatever the fuck you want out there. You want to have Peter Thiel, you're gay, you want to have sex with guys.

You don't have to build a robot. You don't need anybody's permission, bro. Yeah, yeah. You want to hang out with clavicular and inject them with secret fluids and fucking, you don't got to fucking steal a town to do that you can just go to fucking

you can go to Marfa and do that shit yeah clavicular is what happens when your high school doesn't have football yeah yeah but it's yeah when it's just uh fencing and like musical theater

I was a musical theater kid I can't knock it too much uh well boys I gotta go I have a small child oh that's yeah congratulations to be in. He needs to go to bed. I've got this.

This guy wants something from me, so. Yeah, it's infant-like. He is, yeah. He's strongest shit. Hows all day, yeah. He's just like a little baby. But he's good to see you, too, as always. Thank you for having us.

See you guys. Thanks, boys. Yeah, appreciate it. And hopefully we can see you soon. Absolutely. All right.