Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 3: The ASA Mixtape, Vol 1

Episode Date: March 9, 2017

This week's show is comprised of mixtape cuts previewing the Appalachian Studies Association (ASA) Annual Conference at Virginia Tech. @ us on twitter (@thetrillbillies) and let us know if you thought the tape was flames or trash. Track list: (1.) Bad Feminists (2.) Fuccboi Playbooks (3.) Tanya's advice for ASA (4.) Walking in (5.) Creative Communities + Eating Ass (6.) Why do people look different? (7.) Gettin' Out in front of it (8.) EXTREME Rhetoric (9.) All Continents Matter + Cop Dogs (10.) Redneck Tattoos (11.) Y'allmaste + Ben Carson Brain Drain (12.) Fuckload of Mountain Lions (13.) Smut Podcast (14.) Not Extreme Enough Executive Produced By: Marion "Suge" Knight, Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs, and Jimmy Iovine

Did you do the show for me last week? I did too, we both did. Good, how'd it go? I didn't do the whole thing. It was good. What'd you play? Oh God, a lot of things. It was Women's History Month, right?

Did you mention that? Yeah, we talked extensively about that. Great. I'm gonna go back and listen to the recording. No, don't need to do that. No, don't do that. Did you not do the show? Yeah, I did the show.

Did you shit talk me on the show? No. I'm gonna go back and listen to it. We've got a good little bit on there, actually. We talk about Yeah, no. We got a good bit on there.

We talked about the Hillary Clinton campaign and how it had the emotional and intellectual depth of a Target commercial. Oh my god. Maybe not the best route to go on Feminist Friday. God damn it, you guys. You're turning away my audience. Oh, there's so many fucking.

You used me. I'm with her. I bet 80% of your listeners refer to her as mom. I'm out. Wash, nigga. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh. Eggs, what up? Eggs, what up?

Anything on the other end, huh, nigga? Uh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Shit right out right here. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh shit right out right here I really wish I wish there was a way to it you know if you hadn't had sex for a really

long time that you could like somehow denote that to somebody before you had sex with them in a way that doesn't make them feel weird or anything. Almost like there's like a code word or a safe word for it. No, yeah, because I've had dudes basically try to do this with me and it was

in the most creepy way possible and it freaked me the fuck out. Like what do you mean? Like they like made sex and it's been a while. No, no, mean? Like they like made sex in it? Yeah. It's been a while. No, no, no. One guy literally said, I forgot how soft girls are. Oh! That is one for the fuck boy playbooks.

Jesus fucking Christ. I forget how soft. I mean, that said, and I immediately was like, like wow that wasn't serial killer at all what we are to do here is create a guide for anyone who's never been to the ASA

and is going okay or for anyone who that would be me yeah there you go and for anyone who is not going

to the ASA and cares gives any fuck about what's gonna happen there what is gonna happen there we What is going to happen there? We're going to predict it right now. Okay.

We're going to predict. We're going to predict what it's going to be like. That'd be a good segue. Based on who, we'll say, based on my past experiences at the conference, based on Tom's knowledge of who will be there. You've been there before, haven't you? Yeah, for like an hour. I was there for like an hour three or four years ago well i have run the circuit bubs we've got a fucking we've got a veteran and i'll tell you well my first time

going was when when they had it at eku in richmond kentucky because that's my alma mater that was the year i graduated i wouldn't tell or the year you. What are you, a hilltopper? Go to hell. I will say that I've never paid to go. I've never registered. I ain't in any of their books. Jeez. So, my number one piece of advice

for ASA goers is don't register. Right. There's no reason to register. And that goes for many conferences. I was going to say, that goes for many conferences I was going to say that goes for As many events in life As you can actually Get away with not registering If you could get away with

Not paying to get into basketball games Movies Paying your taxes Jury duty Never register for anything You don't want to be on a registry you don't want to be on a registry you don't want to be on any kind of registry only one time and he did anyone ever ask me anything like suspicious at all it's because i didn't have a name tag on she said

where's your name tag i said oh did i lose it oh i've lost it and so she just handed me a program. It was fun. I feel like you might have okie-doked me in that same way a time or two. Okie-doked you into something else? No, I just mean like, you know, just tricking you. Oh, probably.

You gamed me. I hope so. You used a little game theory. So basically what you're saying is that to have a good time at ASA, you break all the rules You try to skirt As low under the radar as possible

Go to anything with an open bar For sure And just like talk to people At the bar and they'll buy you a drink Maybe that's anywhere too That's anywhere That's not exclusive to ASA This is universal These are universal truths That's what we Yeah, that's not exclusive to that. This is universal.

These are universal truths. That's what we'll call this podcast. Universal truths. Appalachia and beyond. Okay, let me set the scene. We walk into the fucking very exorbitant conference hall that this is probably going to be placed in in Virginia Tech Camp,

and there's mountains in the background and it's kind of snowy and like we're doughy eyed and wet behind the ears. Or hungover sposh. Check it time, it's a club scene. It's a club. We're going to walk in and they're going to be playing like the

EDM version of Cotton Eye Joe. Hell yeah. That's right. Or the Pentonix version of J Eye Jones. Hell yeah. That's exactly, yeah, that's right. Or the Pentonix version of Jolene. Welcome, you lowbrow motherfucker. Yeah, we walk in, we pick up a little thing off the table,

someone's playing a fucking banjo probably, and filming themselves doing it. No, they're gonna have those Swedish dudes that play Thunderstruck using like hammer and dolcimer. And there's going to be a group of forlorn dudes standing around

just filming it just like, you know what I mean, like putting it on Instagrams and it's getting likes and shit. Hashtag extreme 17 is the hashtag. If anything extreme happens,

people have been driving for hours. They've been listening to our shitty podcast. They've been listening to us talk about. And now they're going to go at Trillbillies. Can't wait to piss on you at Extreme 17. Right, right, right, right. Great. So, you know, we walk in and all that shit's going on.

And we open up the program and the first thing we see Damn son, where'd you find this? Reinventing Appalachia Five community and social entrepreneurship models Focused on the emerging central Appalachian economic sectors of sustainable agriculture, creative communities

and health, recreation and their potential for creating work that cannot be displaced. I don't even know what you just said. I literally do not know what you just said. I don't know what the fuck that means. What is a creative community? A what?

Creative community. We're very creative. Look at us. Gosh. Right, but as a construct. I don't know. As an economic sector. The economic sectors of sustainable agriculture creative

communities i'll tell you what a creative community is a creative community is when there are parking issues at the downtown farmer's market so they write a fucking grant to pay people to walk the town trail to the farmer's market. That was brilliant. So if you park at the Whitesburg Pool, also a big parking lot by the projects, and walk down the trail, you get $10 to spend for every single person.

So the first day I went, 77 people walked that trail. We had to sign in i walked that shit like you're getting a little wooden pegs yeah you get a little wooden peg and there were mamas pushing triple fucking strollers and when she got there you may believe she got 40 fucking dollars for her and them babies you know to spend at the farmer's market that see that there's a there's a model in there that's useful. Yeah. Give people money. It literally. Exactly.

It literally. Just give people money. It straight up, it solved like 12 problems. This one, and I swear to God, it was like, I think they got $3,000 to do it. It wasn't even that much. Yeah. What's, you know, what's 70 times 10? 700. They got like, this wasn't even a big.

They did this all summer long with three grand. And it like, whatever. That wasn't even that much money. And so the growers get money. They get the cash. What do the showers get? You'll never know. You'll never know. You'll never know.

You won't know. That is the question you've spent your whole life seeking. I always wondered what the advantage of being a shower was. There you go. I guess I wouldn't be embarrassed to share with my girlfriend. Me too. Shit. You know, when we talked about this last week the farmer's market i totally fucked

up the first odd thing i went with not odd badass thing about our farmer's market was um how you can make your own smoothie but clearly the most badass thing that they ever did was when they had that massive inflatable colon yes that was the shit that was mchc that brought that i'm pretty sure yeah yeah yeah but they did it in conjunction with... Didn't you stand inside that inflatable colon for your profile picture? I did. I did. A profile picture. Did you point out the diverticulitis? Did they have

like intestinal diseases on the inside of it? No, it was a clean colon. Was it? That's what you're supposed to... No, there was polyps. Really? They had polyps on the inside of that colon. God damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't believe I put that on my Facebook. I think people thought my parents were like. You like to eat ass.

Hell yeah. That's immediately what they thought. That's immediately what they thought. They were like, our son. He's a butt monster. Likes to eat ass. No, that's. That's the only logical conclusion here.

That's the only logical conclusion here. That's the only logical conclusion here. Oh, anyways. Terrence, do you like to eat ass? I was flabbergasted. I was flabbergasted. My grandma asked me that at a young age. What if J.D. Vance's grandma had asked him that? J.D., do you like to eat ass?

Who would want to do that? Hey, listen to this. Where am I? My voice faltered there. Where am I? Contextualizing location through cultural landscape. I hate these people.

Listen to this. Who walks before us in this same path? And can they help us in understanding ourselves in the larger community? Through maps, the internet, books, and your smartphone, we will explore how we might bring stories and histories into our work and art. For educators, we provide ideas for including this type of investigation in instruction. Can these new contexts move us beyond reminiscence to inform and support current efforts or social justice within communities? Bring in memory and let's see where we can start.

The whole fucking premise is basically like, how do you be a human? It's just like, how do you store memory? It's just so... Why do people look different? Just so you're right, that's exactly what this is why are one of people like this is why this is why this is yeah I don't know this is why we're so crazy I guess like how to use

the internet we can't socialize children anymore in any meaningful way and so like we just we've referred it to this shit coal dust in the wound ghostly labor lore as an appalachian response to trauma i wish i was a mole on the ground contesting the story of industrialization and here's the here's the kicker. What is word about Appalachian fatalism?

Rethinking freedom and action in hillbilly folk metaphysics. Listen to that shit. Who's over that? Tell me who they are and give me their Twitter handle. I'm atting those motherfuckers. I can't wait until people start atting us on Twitter. At the Trillbillies.

Shit. Go to hell. Burn a hot fiery death. Fuck off. Stay in your cesspool. No, it's going to be something real personal. Fuck off you shit talkers. Like, I saw your dick pic, bitch.

That's what it's going to be? You're right. Shit. I've still got your dick pic. I shouldn't get famous. I've always told that to myself. I'm like, I got a lot of shit out there that I can't get famous.

That's what I was telling y'all. Y'all keep saying we should run for office, and I want to. I agree. People need to run for office. People need to run for fucking office. But I got a coal truck full of skeletons they would roll out and dump them in the street is this the time for getting out in front of it Tom and I we had this idea for a show the show the title of which was getting

out in front of it and it's just like we get all of our shit out there for podcast fans like the Dixie Chicks like the Dixie Chicks. Exactly. Right, right, right. Dixie Chicks. Tom, Sunday. Is that what she said? Yeah.

Sunday. Please God, tell me they left me off the program. If they did, I'm going to use that as an excuse to dip out. Nope, you're here. Tom Sexton, Sierra Club. God damn it.

Bringing justice across polarized politics. How to communicate in an age of extreme rhetoric. Extreme. Rhetoric. We're living, we're living, we're living in an extreme rhetoric. Extreme! We're living, we're living, we're living in extreme day. That's the whole theme, extreme. That's fucking great.

When I come out at that on my panel, I'm going to cue up Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music. austin 316 baby give us an example of extreme rhetoric will you yeah hit us up with some extreme rhetoric get out in front of it okay extreme rhetoric is uh save a coal miner save a coal miner. I know what it is, I'm an explainer. Save a coal miner, shoot a tree hugger. Shoot a tree hug, yeah. That's extreme rhetoric. Hell yeah.

Piss on Obama. You know, the stickers like Calvin. Calvin peeing on Obama's face. That's extreme rhetoric. Trump that bitch. I saw that recently. Yeah, lock her up. That's extreme.

Trump that bitch. That's very bad. That's about as bad as you could possibly get. I guess my earliest exposure to extreme rhetoric was at the Harley Davidson shop. They used to have those t-shirts that read if you can read this the bitch fell off.

Yeah. That's extreme rhetoric. That's actually what I'm going to open up the panel with. That ain't enough. Jesus. Oh, man. Oh, my God. That's fucking great.

Or the lower I go, the more she likes it. Yeah, right, right, right. Or the ones that are like, y'all keep stroking and coming. You know the one with the Cummins diesel engines? Oh, the Cummins. Stroking and coming. Stroking and coming. I followed some truck

balls into my hauler last night. Felt very uncomfortable about it. Hey, Tom and I have always talked, I've never been to Europe. I think you're the only one of us that's actually been to another country. Yeah. You think they got truck nuts? World traveler.

They ain't even trucks in Europe. They sure as fuck don't have truck nuts. I didn't see one fucking truck. I was like, how do these people move shit? Yeah. Could you imagine truck nuts in France? Rural France? Yeah.

Yeah. That's got to be a uniquely American phenomenon. That shit is hilarious. We are the fucking craziest goddamn culture. Like, what is that? We put our fucking nuts, like droopy-ass, saggy balls from the bottom of a fucking vehicle. Although I heard someone tell me once it's actually supposed to be cow balls. It's supposed to be like cowboy culture or something.

I was just like, what? That's even weirder. I know. That's even weirder when there's a joke to it like there's like a like context you need i'm actually genetically cowboy i was i was born in texas so i've got a little bit of that in me i can i saw a big uh power stroke diesel Nut truck before that had a bumper Sticker that read Vote John Kerry

President of France That was good That's extreme rhetoric It is extreme Extreme rhetoric Jesus fucking Christ just transition is extreme rhetoric yeah

it really is oh shit damn son where'd you find this traditional and modern youth interests in the mountain area of the Ukrainian Carpathians. Where the fuck is that? I'm having a hard time seeing how that... Who the fuck submits these?

It's Ukrainian, for real? Yeah. The country? Yeah. It looks like a Ukrainian wrote it, actually. It's like a Pangea theory. I don't get that. Is this like a Pangea theory?

I don't get that. We were all Ukrainians once. Damn. That is the most all lives matter thing I think I've possibly heard, actually. All continents matter. We all used to be one continent. Hey. Man, before continental drift, there was no divide.

Shit. But for real, earlier I was going to say, when we were talking about extreme rhetoric, blue lives matter. Yeah, that is pretty extreme. Blue lives matter. Oh, I saw one on the back of a truck that said canine Lives Matter.

And it was still like a... It was a Canine Lives Matter. But it was on a cop truck with like a canine. That is fucking crazy. I saw a tweet the other day. I retweeted it. It said, it's fucked up that we make horses and dogs be cops. And I agree.

It is fucked up. It is fucked up. That dog doesn't want to be. That dog's like, no, no, no, no, don't implicate. I'm not one of those canine lives matter people. That dog can't go back to the hood either. Nah, man, you don't understand. They made me do that shit, man.

That was him to die. And then, like, there's, like, a huge dog that's kind of, like, old and fat and voiced by Snoop Dogg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, huge dog that's kind of like old and fat and voiced by Snoop Dogg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, hey, Charlie. That's not what redneck means. From political to pejorative, an evaluation of media influence on the transformation of the term. Oh, that's right. I got a redneck tattooed on my thigh.

Dee, who is it? It's a chicken. Put a bird on it. I wish you would have said Bob Ray. Got my dad tattooed on your ass. Bob Ray. Bob Ray. Yeah, you know.

Named his son Terrence Gentry. I told you I'm genetically cowboy. Terrence, why don't you go by Gentry? Terrence Gentry Ray Well I got it on my belt He's going to when he starts storming the country charts You'll have to to get up Can we talk about y'all

For a second Not the group The conjunction The name I'm sorry the word The best use of the word y'all The best as Yeah, no. I'm sorry, the word? Yeah, the word. The conjunction. Yeah, the best use of the word y'all, or the best as in the worst that I've seen recently, is this girl I know who I used to work with.

She's now doing yoga, leading yoga classes at the Knott County Sportsplex. And she made t-shirts that say, y'all must stay. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I like that. I like that. That was terrible. That's pretty good. I like that. I like that. That was terrible. That's pretty good. I like that.

See, I was getting ready to rail against gratuitous use of y'all. Yeah, Tom's- Tom's not gratuitous at all. That's cool. Tom's been an early activist against gratuitous use of y'all. I've been consistent on this since about 2012. You can attest to that. He has been consistent on this.

Don't you feel like it's about the word folk, too? Using folks? I do feel that way. Oh, I hate it. I fucking hate it. For sure. What I hate even worse than that is hearing people like Paul Ryan or people that have never been around quote-unquote folks

in their whole fucking life, and they're out on the campaign trail like, we're going to lift folks up. Do you think, you obviously see this with the Bushes, like, they're from fucking Kennebunkport, Maine,

but they all have that sort of folksy drawl to them. Yeah. Like, The Bushes are from Maine? Yeah. Yeah, Vermont or New Hampshire. The Northeast somewhere. Somewhere. Right. Vermont or New Hampshire, the Northeast somewhere.

Right. But like, it's like that David, I think it's like that David cross get, uh, that David cross sketch where he's like every rural person in America now has a rural accent. Like, so you could like talk to somebody from like Bakersfield,

California and be like, man, I'm from Bakersfield, California. You know what I mean? Like in anfield, California. You know what I mean? In an attempt to sound hokey and down. Homey, yeah. Authentic.

Right, right, right. No, I think that too. Authentic. And that's part of the reason why I started. The fetishization of it. Railing against y'all unless you're like a, you know, like, not y'all. I'm not against y'all. I'm against the gratuitous use of it.

Well, I'm kind of bummed that yuns never picked up. You never see people writing yuns on stuff. That's what I grew up saying. I think that you want it to stay. Yuns is like the middle ground between y'all and yuns. Yeah. What's yuns? Yuns is like Pittsburghese.

Y'all would be like more South of Appalachia And then Yun's is like the That's what we got we're Yun So on the Topic of the Appalachian Studies Conference In light of recent events It would be really fucking hilarious

If they had Ben Carson there To talk about the brain drain Oh gosh He's just like I just drill three holes in the head of rural America and all you got to do is hook up some electrodes to it and he's like the human brain is a beautiful thing he's like nobody ever has to nobody ever has to leave her yeah did you not did you not see what Vin Carson said this week about the brain? Did neither of y'all see this?

No, I saw this. I definitely saw this. He said, all I gotta do is he's like, the human brain's a wonderful thing. He's like, it never forgets anything, you know what I mean? What did he say, Tom?

You can learn three new facts every hour and it'd take you three million years to overload it. He's like, you can learn three new facts every hour, and it'd take you three million years to overload it. Yeah. He's like, people always talk about overloading their brain. He's like, you can never do that. Yeah. You can never overload your brain. He always sounds like he's just incredibly sedated,

but he says the most bad shit and insane stuff. A sense of place. The rhododendron as regional identification on the covers of Appalachian local color literature. Holy shit. That is incredibly specific. That's crazy. Constant.

I always have this battle with the fucking enviros. Let's call them the biologists. The bios? All the old people I know said that Mount Laurel is rhododendron. Same shit. It's different. There's two schools of thought on that.

That's what I'm saying. The academic school of thought is that rhododendron is very different than the Mount Laurel. And the truth is god damn you want to die on this hill this is the one you picked oh boy no i want to hear the truth though it seems like one of those arguments

that is like, you know when you're at a party and you hear two people arguing about something that like the other night we were at a party and I heard two people arguing about Soylent. And they had clearly well formed, well fleshed out opinions on the matter.

Soylent? Soylent, yeah. And so there was just like... It's like the Tech Bros protein shake. Right. Oh my god. Well, but anyways, you can have an argument like this. Rhododendron and Matt and Laura were like, nobody's really sure where they're coming from or where they

heard what they heard. They're not even really sure if they know what they really know, but they're sort of just slotted into these positions. And it probably doesn't matter. And it doesn't fucking matter. No, it doesn't matter. Yeah, kill me on this hill. Yeah, they're using it as a vehicle to posture something about themselves.

Yeah, to show off their argumentative skills, how smart they are. Right. Oh, I used to do that all the time. Oh, me too. Yeah, that was, again, that was the The mansplaining. Mansplaining component of my early 20s.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would take some arcane pseudo-truth and just defend the shit out of them. I did this up until last year with pigs. I probably told you guys about pigs

that'll grow tusks when they're... I've never heard this. I don't think I've ever heard you defend this one. I used to go around telling this story well not a story but like this like anecdote about how like

if a pig like a boar hog is in captivity it won't grow tusks but as soon as it's released into the wild like evolution speeds up

and it'll grow tusks as it turns out it's a little more nuanced than that that's just really more nuanced than that. That's just really funny to me that that's the... The hills we choose to die on. But also, another good example of this is the existence of mountain lions in eastern Kentucky. Yes.

Yes. Oh, yeah. That's a great one. Perfect fucking example. How do you fall on that? What sign do you fall on? That doesn't matter still. I'm of the opinion that it's mostly bullshit,

but you may get a transient cat, just like you would any species can be displaced for whatever reason, disease or climate or whatever. But to say that these hills are crawling with mountain lions. I used to be of the opinion that like no there's no way but now i've come around to um just because of the people i've seen adopt that position i've come around to like oh yeah dude they're definitely here oh for sure man we got a fuckload of mountain but really though what can we do on this podcast to I mean, we should be using this strategically to get elected to the

school board, don't you think? Yeah. Maybe we should like... I just want to stress the first episode, we talked about some really raunchy shit. We got Peg in a best-selling office. The damage is already done.

I think the ship sailed on the school board. You gotta own this. This is good. That's the hill I'll die on? No, you need to be who you are. We want this smut podcast, or do we want to run for school board?

I'm serious. We need to decide. I think smut. Can we do both? I'm leaning towards smut podcast. Can we do both? I'd rather be immortalized as a smut. Are you not gonna run?

I mean, I'll run, but I'm gonna run as a smut. All right, that's where we're at then. People want authenticity. And I honestly do want to run on a platform of sex education. Yeah, so. Do you think I would totally lose? Do you think I would be a blowout if I ran on a platform of like,

we need comprehensive sex education. We need to start teaching consent in kindergarten. So you're comfortable with this podcast being a representation of who you really are? No, I don't know. I don't think I'm this mean usually. It is kind of like we're playing characters. Yeah, we definitely are. I'm usually very sweet.

I love everybody. Yeah, I know. Don't you think I'm a sweet person? What do you all think? Let's tell each other what we think of each other oh no no I really don't have any bad things to say but I can't

hear you all say anything critical I'd just be like what please don't skip please go I'm not going if you don't go I swear to. I'm not going if you don't go. I swear to God. Don't you want to go? I'm not going if you don't go.

Don't y'all... Fuck you. I said it first. Don't y'all want to get... Extreme? I thought some of my best zingers were in this show, but there's no cohesiveness to it. You know what I mean?

It's just like... I'm telling you, here's what I think the structure should be. Like I said, we walk in. We walk into the elaborate banquet hall, conference hall. Everybody's looking so, you know. Appalachian.

Hi. Hey, y'all. They're quoting Tom. There's a y'all banner. Guaranteed there's a y'all banner. Guaranteed. They're like, there's that guy with Sierra Club. We open up

our program. I gotta get audio. Go get in line for our name tags. Wait. None of us are registered. None of us are registered. We're degenerate fucks.

What if this year they actually don't let us in? What if this is the year they actually don't let us in? Hey guys. They got a fucking wall built around the campus or whatever. It's us. True babies. They got a fucking wall built around the campus or whatever.

It's us. They're like, you're not extreme enough. I'm sorry. Get the fuck out. Oh, that's what they say. Oh, God. Alright, I gotta put it into this. It has to stop sometime. Two and a half hours audio. Goodbye, everybody. Surely we can

create a half hour show out of that. Goodbye, everybody. I we can create a half-hour show out of that. Goodbye, everybody. I'm going to get... Yeah, goodbye. We're stopping. How did you hit that, man? Are you going to pass? Man, the scene was so thick.

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Take notes on how I crept. I was about to go in depth. This is the way I greet my season. Here's my answer rep. I kept. To say the least, no, no, it can't cease. I was about to go in depth, this is the way I creep my season, here's my ghetto rep I kept, to say the least, no, no, it can't Cease, so I begin to piece my two and two Together, got snowy, snowy weather, have to Fight something to do better, bet, I set

Some traps, so shut up that, no sense about Some solid, solid, I got to say quark if it Ain't real, ain't right, unlike no matter what The season, forever chill with Smith, I Sit my fifth, I chill with West and got my Reason, so tell me what did you expect You thought I'd break my neck, to help y'all Deck, the, the, oh no, I chill with Wes and got my reason So tell me what did you expect? You thought I'd break my neck to help y'all deck Oh no, I got other means of celebratin'

I'm gettin' blizzard at ho-jo, I got Tsehuchi waitin' I made it through another year, can't act for nothing much more It's outcast for the bookstore, soft you knew so now you know Let's go Roll the players came from far and wide Wearing emeralds of praise, kicking up games to ride The news came from far away Where an arrow's embrace Kicking up gates to rise Now I'm here to tell ya

There's a better day When the player boy is having All day air day Hallelujah, hallelujah You know I do some things much different than I used to Cause I'm a player, doing what the players do The package door is closed, okay my day is ruined This is ridiculous, I'm getting serious I'm getting curious cause the house is smelling stinking shit

Lens old as vicious, I made no wishes cause I'm I've been smoking acres in the back Getting tipsy off the noggin, I can hire Sell off the contact, smoke the evidence Smoke out in my backseat, they passing the urban Running versus cousins in the air I hit the parks, I hit the cuts I'm hitting switches, girls I'm out. It's got to give me cause it's like, yeah, forever pimping, never slipping. That's how it is. All the players came from far and wide. Wearing Ambrose and Graves, picking up games to ride.

Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day. When the play of all Oh, they're every Ain't no chimneys in the ghetto So I won't be hanging my socks So no chip, I'm full as a tick Fix me a plate, I got the remedy Some greens and that ham, not, don't need no ham Hawks don't play me like we're smoking rocks

I got the munchies, we got the Mary Jane In the dungeon just to let you niggas know We're 93, that's how we coming So ho, ho, ho, check my king ass fro The gin and juice has got me tipsy, so I'm It goes, give me ten and I'll serve you then Now we bent, the corner in my Cadillac My hardest night, go pity Pat for no rat

I'm leaning back, my elbows out the window Coke, ramen, endo, feels my body Where's the party? We rode deep, we dipped to underground Sees a lot of hoes around I spit my game while waiting countdown I fight for what's three,2, here comes the one. A new year has begun before I spark another one.

All the players came from far and wide. Wearing emeralds and braids, taking up face to ride. Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day when the player ball is coming for their air day Here's a little something For the players out there hustling Getting down for theirs From Eastport

College Park Decatur Debris You know, niggas worldwide Down For theirs The bride, you know, niggas worldwide. Damn. For that. All the players came from far and wide.

Wearing emeralds and brains, taking up games to ride. Like I'm here to tell you there's a better day. When the player ball is coming for the air day All the players came from far and wide