Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 314: The Devil Is Active

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

Recorded 10/26/23 Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty

i'm i'm rolling stoned man dude someone probably said that in like 1967 and got the shit kicked out of them yeah just like like in a not funny way either yeah like oh man i'm so rolling stoned and then just like five or six like linemen from like ohio state just beat the shit out of that guy well are you smoking reefer. Yeah, we don't truck with that around here. No, no, man. This is Columbus.

Yeah, yeah. Dude. Oh, man. Dude, I saw something so dark yesterday. Like, driving, like, out of White'sburg. It was a... I don't believe it. Dude, it was in the windows of

MCHC. It said, if you're looking for a sign to live, here it is. You know what I'm saying? The sign was the sign. If you're looking for a sign to live, this is it. This is it.

That's what it was. This is it. So like, the fact, they're saying the fact that you read that sign. Yeah, it's the reason you should want to live. It's the reason you should want to live. Which is, like, funny because it's, like, how many times, like, the same place that, like, where I went one time and they were, like, in the middle of a ransomware attack from, like, Russia and they had no the middle of a ransomware attack from Russia and they had no access to computers

and so they asked me to look something up on my phone on WebMD. Hey, man. That's the place. The doctor asked you that. Yeah, MCHC, for those who don't know, is the doctor's office. Mountain Conference of Healthcare. That's where everybody goes.

It's a massive health corporation and it's in the windows. Like if you're looking for a sign to live, this is it. It's like of all the signs, of all the things I needed to see to stay alive, that's literally the last one.

The MCHC telling me don't kill me is about, it's sure a sign that I probably need to kill myself. I'm sorry, guys. This is sending me in the opposite direction. It's almost a sick- It's well-intentioned, but- It's almost a sick joke.

Yeah. It's like, don't kill yourself. Don't kill yourself. We offer mental health counseling on a sliding scale. Dude, the mental health counseling that I received there, like, no shade. I assume no one from Whitesburg even listens to this shit anymore. But, like, the mental health counseling that I did receive there was insane. How so?

I was like, well, first of all, you have to at least wait in the lobby for at least two to three hours like i would wait in the lobby so that's just to break you down to build you back up though it's a war of attrition you know i would watch entire movies like two movies on the tv in the lobby they'd always have like lifetime channel on or something and i would watch like two entire lifetime channel movies you'd like watch like dolllly Parton's Christmas on the Square. Yeah. I mean, there were movies about like you know, men going off

to war and mothers befriending the wives of the soldiers. Completely unrealistic stuff. You know what I mean? Because like we all know it's happening really. Yeah. When you go off to war, your wife's getting rogered by somebody else that's just what it is you know yeah there was none of that in these movies yeah unfortunately yeah but anyways you first of all you have to

just even just getting in in the first place is a sisyphean task you have you say sisyphean task. You say Sisyphean. I say Sisyphean sometimes. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Is it all right to say that? No, no, no. I mentioned that to a friend the other night, and we weren't sure if people, I wasn't sure people say that.

Oh, people say it. Okay. Oh, people. Oh, oh. Oh, he coming. Oh, people. Oh, he coming up the hill with the rock. Oh, he coming. People, yeah. Oh, oh, Lord. He coming. oh people oh he come up the hill with the rock oh he come pp yeah oh oh lord he come yeah people say it okay uh and um and then once you get in there

my my therapist would quite when she wasn't like fighting off literal police officers who were bringing in people who missed their drug court mandated drug tests, she was literally venting to me about her job. I was her therapist. I was like, wait a second. I literally went in there to be her therapist. It would be hilarious if you just had her prescription pad and just wrote her. Yeah. It's like, come back and see me in two weeks.

Dude, it was very surreal. It was extremely surreal. And then they send you to the psychiatrist, who's not the same thing as the counselor, like a clinical psychologist. That's an MD. Yeah, they send you to're a psychiatrist who then like gives you all fucking kinds of prescriptions like anything you want basically no so they gave me like lamictal and wellbutrin and like uh trazodone for sleeping and dog everybody's getting trazodone to sleep with. Yeah, that sucks.

Not a fan. Interesting. Fuck that. I don't need no fucking sleep aid, dude. I had a psychiatrist as a GP for a little bit. Yeah? Yeah. Shout out Peter Oliver, Prestonsburg.

She's like, you're bloody mental, mate. You're shit so fucked up,'re bloody mental is that what she said oh my your gp psychologist no it was peter oliver was his name john oliver no peter oliver he's a very handsome man i was like man i want to teach here's what i here's what i here's my goals for treatment i want to get like you brother yes a british hbo pundit i just heard john oliver when you said peter oliver oh man man um so i've been thinking about like we were talking in the car about these legacy bands. Yeah, I'm George Thurgood. Yeah, I'm George Thurgood, and we support the State of Israel. I'm a nitty-gritty dirt band,

and tonight we're going fishing in the dark in the River Jordan. You and me going fishing in the dark in the River Jordan. You and me going fishing in the dark in the river, Jordan. What did they, who, who's saying we built this city on, was that Jefferson Airplane? Jefferson Starship? We built this city on Abraham's bones. How's that? That's good. How's that? That's good.

What's another good one I could do here? Okay, there's George Thurgood. The funniest thing would be like 80s hair metal bands for Israel. Hello, I'm Don Dawkin and I just want to

I'd just like to come out and first of all condemn Hamas. Just right off the bat, first thing. First thing, yeah. The very first thing. Everybody's there, like a bunch of people in their 50s there, ready to see Rat and Dockin and Winger. And they're like, first of all. First, let's get it all out of the way.

My name's Kip Winger, and the first thing's first. Like, first of all, my name's Kip Winger, and first things first. I full-heartedly condemn the actions of Hamas on October 7th. People are like, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah, Kip Winger. Hell yeah. Who sang 8-6-7-5-3-0-9? Is that Tommy Two-Tone? 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 Is that Tommy Two Tone? 8-6-7-5-3-0-9

Everybody get ready for the end of time 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 Israel they've got your number I don't know about you But The Amount of fervor And

Energy coming from the evangelicals On this is wild I mean I saw something the other day Like a Facebook status That was like Satan is disturbed. Satan always gets disturbed when something happens in the Holy Land, in Israel. Oh my God.

I want to pick a parcel of the world, and every time something pops off there, just start, oh man, this is disturbing. Satan is disturbed. Listen. The devils. Listen. When Finland ratifies some trade agreements with Denmark. Satan is disturbed Listen The devil's Listen When Finland ratifies some trade agreements With Denmark

That's when That's when the devil is That's when the devil is most active That's when the veil is the thinnest Like in their minds They literally think that the devil is down there Like oh man Oh man he's sweating

He's like Jesus is man. He's sweating. He's like, Jesus is coming back. He's sweating it. They're attacking the state of Israel. My God. Which makes no sense, right? Because if they think Hamas is a force for the devil, and the devil is going to be defeated, why would he hasten his defeat?

Why would he do that? It's a contradiction. He would be trying to make peace in the Middle East. He would be do like he would be trying to make peace in the middle east he would be the devil would be trying to make peace in their logic but right you know right yeah but you know what's funny for people so paranoid about signs and wonders these are the most incurious people on earth yeah you know because it's like, they just cannot, like, you know, like, my whole life people told me, oh, man, Satan comes in ways you won't even know. Mm-hmm.

You know what I mean? Yeah, same. And then they just will not countenance the fact that Benjamin Netanyahu may be Satan. They're like, nah. No. This man's sitting here saying literally, we are the children of light they're the children of dark and then bombing the hell out of children in hospitals and they're like yeah nah i couldn't be nah nah nah no like what's the most random spot on earth like i'm trying

to think like i guess there's ant and Arctic Circle. What about when the... This seems like this happened five years ago, but remember the submarine? Yeah. That seems quaint now, doesn't it? You mean when the submarine imploded? Imploded, yeah. Or the billionaire killed his mistress on the submarine

and then tried to hide it. Remember that one? A lot of weird stuff's going on in submarines in the last five, six years. I mean the billionaires doing their little tour of the titanic and then imploding right uh yeah so it's like um uh somebody was like that's a sign it's a sign yeah when the when when the ocean's gate uh uh makeshift submarine tourism company, when their thing blew, so did one of the trumpets of the apocalypse. Yeah.

It makes sense. I mean, if you look at the chronology. I love when Christians will tell you, they'll be like, you need to start watching. Uh-huh. You need to start watching. I've been watching. I've been watching for a long time. i've been watching more than they have do you remember y2k yeah era i'll

never forget i was watching an interview with usher raymond and it was their mtv's lead up like woodstock 99 had just happened and a lot of people took that as one of the signs of the end yeah and what's yeah you're right all the carnage that happened it was they were like the devil was he was active he was active yeah he was he was very active yeah well i watched a an interview with they were just interviewing different artists about like what you know like what's this brave new world that we're entering and i remember uh usher got on there and said you better watch out you better not cry better not pout i'm telling you why jesus christ is coming to town like usher was a bible believing christian so he he knew the devil was active at Woodstock in 99.

Yeah, he knew the devil was active at Woodstock in 99. Yeah. But he would be befallen by the same demon that got Marvin Gaye. Uh-huh. That is, I want to follow God, but I'm extremely horny. And gorgeous. And talented. That's the worst curse

that can happen to you. You want to be a man of God. Yeah. But you're too good. Like it to be a man of God like it's in your heart it's in your heart but you're too good looking and you're too horny and too talented three strikes really we know this land is two thousand years old

let's see what would be another good one there was um uh oh shit what did back bachman turner overdrive have bto yeah what did bto have what is bto song uh the boys back in town that's thin liz oh or is that jailbreak no no that was thin lizard no i got it i got it wait hold on a second what would what would somebody want in this conflict what would somebody want what does is what does israel essentially want in this conflict what would somebody want what is is what does israel essentially want in this conflict they they just want the i don't hear we reject the lines of 1963 what song is this oh wait a second this is money for nothing and money for nothing in the land for free. Money for nothing in the land for free. I'm sure that that was probably put forward in a treaty at some point.

Ariel Sharon probably put that in a treaty. He's like, yeah, listen. We want money for nothing, and we want the land for free. Yasser Arafat spits out his tea. He's like, God damn it. Jesus Christ. Did you see the fucking memes? Like, the Voldemort meme that they made?

Very strange. Oh, my God. Yeah, very strange. God, dude. What is happening? I don't know. It's a failure of imagination in a lot of ways. I don't know.

It's a failure of imagination in a lot of ways. And it's like they're trying to fight this sort of rhetorical battle on the grounds of a 13-year-old's mind. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're trying to target the Zoomers. You think that's what it is? It has to be.

See, I think they're trying to target Gen Xers and up I think so Harry Potter Bachman Turner Overdrive BTO Dire Straits imagine Bachman Turner Overdrive is like super pro-Palestine and they hear this

wait no no no you guys you two got me fucked up Dire Straits is like whoa whoa guys guys guys No, no, no, no. Fuck. You guys. You two got me fucked up. Uh-huh. Yeah, Dire Straits, yeah, is like, whoa, whoa, guys, guys, guys. From the river to the sea. Yeah, where do you think the name Dire Straits came from? From the river to the sea, the money for nothing and the chicks for free.

He got me fucked up over there. I like the practice of calling the main guy in every band, like the band name. Yeah. Ronnie Van Zandt is just Leonard Skinner. Yeah. Bachman Turner Overdrive is just... One man. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, the memes are weird. Yeah. The memes are weird. That meme in and of itself was very, very strange. It had Voldemort. This was very obviously AI generated. You could tell they plugged it into the AI generator. Voldemort looking at his cell phone,

and it said Hamas equals ISIS, and it said they shall not be named or something like that. They that shall not be named. They that shall not be named. Are you serious? Also, another funny thing is that I saw a poll yesterday that showed kind of like broke down by age like how many people support giving more arms to Israel

and who support a ground invasion and troops on the ground. And I know this is not an original point by any means, but it is pretty funny that the older you get in these age groups, the more support there is for war. Isn't it funny how the, the people who have less likelihood of fighting in the wars are the ones that are more likely to support the war. Y'all should just do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like people who like, yeah, that are more likely to support the war should just do it yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah like people who like yeah that's awfully damn convenient right right right just like they the what do you think that is why do you think it is why is it their stocks do better during wartime maybe you know hard to say or or it's more it just makes you seem like you're more, you know, like you're real. Yeah. Like you don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I support war.

You know who I support? I support absolute carnage. That's what America's voting for. That has been the message this week. Like the fact that nobody can bring themselves to say the word ceasefire, that it's become this awful... Why can't they say that?

They can't say it. That's like the most, like, one would think, that's the most, like, like, fence-straddling, like... Yes. But respected opinion. Yes, just stop the war.

If you're a politician, and you're scared to death to rankle one side or the other calling for a ceasefire nobody's gonna be like oh fuck that guy yeah you know what i mean but for some reason it's yeah it's like when how did we get to a position to where like even saying like i think the killing should stop that's that's just verboten yeah yeah yeah yeah i think yeah yeah uh uh you know silence the violence and or you know you can't even you have to start from the position literally if you're a

politician or in the media you literally have to start from the position that israel can kill as many people as much as they want as much that's the position you start from i love what they do is i don't really love it but just you know what i'm saying they go israel has the right to defend itself but they must recognize that innocent palestinians are not hamas which i'm sure the idf has taken the heart right yeah well you know you you you make a good point bernie sanders, well, you know, you make a good point, Bernie Sanders. George Thurgood, you make a good point. You make a strong, you make some, you and the destroyers make some good points up there.

Yeah. Yeah. God, that's pathetic, man. Well, I mean, honestly. When Bernie Sanders can't say it, I mean, it's just an embarrassment. I am genuinely just disgusted that the president can go out there and say well we we think that hamas is not representative of all gazans and

got in palestinians and then turn around and say that they're like a bunch of lying, padding their stats tricksters. Dude, it is honestly, that to me is so disgusting. Just say what the fuck you mean. Yeah. Don't get out of here and lie and do this bullshit. Don't be some meaty mouth pussy. Say that like, listen, I would let Benjamin Netanyahu

fucking carpet bomb my ass if he wanted to. Yeah. You know. I don't know, dude. it is very strange like it is it shows that they know that there is a right and moral position here yeah but that they cannot bring themselves or refuse to bring themselves to it or whatever well and then the thing the crazy thing about it is is what nobody can answer is like well well how many innocent lives are enough yeah you know what i mean yeah how many innocent lives are enough you've you've already killed double what hamas killed is that not enough at this point triple triple i mean is that not you know what i mean like when does the ship stop

man and honestly that to me is what it's so I don't know, man. I listened to this podcast the other day, and for like 24 hours, I was like, maybe I'm a dumbass. I don't know shit about the world. But it was a podcast about how America's saved. that the the premise of it and i'm not going to say what it was or who was on it but uh the the basic premise was that leftists don't have any real conception or theory of imperialism that like we just take the american exceptionalism argument and invert it so that everything america does instead of being good is bad and that that's the common like sort of idea of imperialism on the left and that it's like a kind of like vul is bad and that that's the common like sort of idea of imperialism on the left and that it's like a kind of like vulgarization and all this and i was like well let me just stop you right there when somebody tells you something is a vulgarization uh-huh nine times out of ten that person either needs to have their ass whooped to get some pussy all right i'm just gonna say that fair enough carry on fair enough uh so yeah so i was like

okay maybe i'm a dumbass because i do tend to do that i am like on some fuck america shit most of the time because i do generally live by the principle there are there are worse suppositions than just everything we do is bad right right yeah i do tend to live by the motto goddamn america as uttered by the reverend german the reverend german i want right i do think that he was spitting there he was but but and so you know sometimes you're like okay i'm a dumbass man i just i just kind of buy into this like cool kid leftism where i just like say fuck america man but then like this stuff like this happens and like what's so disgusting about america isn't yes okay it is obviously the fact that we've like turned the fucking world into a charnel house and like basically given rise to

forms of nazism all over the world by our insatiable, bloodthirsty quest to destroy communism. There's all that. But to me, what I find so absolutely morally repugnant and disgusting about this country is that it tries to aspire to loftier ideals than that. Instead of just calling it what it is. Instead of just doing the thing. And that's the thing.

I would have way more respect for these fucking jackals if they just did the fucking thing rather than getting out here and saying like oh well we understand palestinians aren't the same as god as hamas and all this it's like shut the fuck up just do support your fucking little you know what's that what is that functionally doing for palestinians nothing they're still getting massacred and you're like well you know that's what what it is joe biden could have stopped this on day one i guarantee you tom it is 100 so that in 50 60 years once the dust is settled quote unquote we i don't know how this is going to shake out nothing is inevitable but regardless every fucking time that you bring this back up and say oh well the democratic party did this you'll have some fucking nitwit twerp.

Yeah, it's a hedge. A Will Stancil will say, well, look, though, they said that the Palestinians weren't the same thing as Hamas, and you do not support. You can't say that. And if you say it now, then the right way might. Here's what I'll say. I'll say, listen, Stancil Jr., you wasn't there.

You wasn't there. And they'll use it as a cudgel to say, listen, Stancil Jr., you wasn't there. You wasn't there. And they'll use it as a cudgel to say, oh, you must have worked. Your father put me in the rubber room. All right? I've been a little twerpish pussy. He put me square in the goddamn rubber room. Well, I ain't having it no more, Stancil.

Not again. Man, it just drives me fucking crazy. We have to stop talking about that dude, by the way. That is one thing. His power grows every day. We have to stop talking about that guy. I don't know how he became the menswear guy of politics, though. It's like you can't escape the motherfucker.

I don't know why. Everybody needs to block him en masse. I blocked him. I can't do it. Everybody needs to block him in mass. I blocked him. I can't do it anymore. I know. As soon as he said, left his podcaster getting out of hand, I went to the closet and I put a few bullets in the old.357 and I spun them and I was like, all right, Terrence Smith, all right.

I pulled the trigger three times. Nothing missed all three times. I was like, fuck. Just that that's a thought that someone would have in the universe that like left his podcaster getting out of hand and causing mass chaos and disinformation. I was like, I don't know if I can live in the world anymore, man. Like the world has become such a pussy getting desert. It's a Sahara.

It's just like. This is the golden age of getting pussy if you're just like reasonably cool you know dude yeah like that really fucked with me it's like man people are not getting laid enough and that's sad yeah i support sex and sex having yeah and people need to do it more or else you wind up like that oh my god you. Or else you wind up like that. Oh my God. You don't want to wind up like that. Lest you show up at the DMV and they're like, Tom Stancil?

No, Sexton. No, it says here you're Tom Stancil. No, Sexton. Sir, when's the last time you had sex? Well, 2019. Yeah, you're Tom Stancil. Yeah, you're Stancil now. It's like how in Game of Thrones,

if you're born a bastard, you're like a snow. Yeah. If you're a virgin, or not a virgin, but if you're just going through a three-plus-year dry spell, you become a Stancil. I don't know. It's just the hypocrisy of this fucking nation that drives me fucking crazy

and that's the thing it's like i'm always gonna as an american citizen i have a right to call out how disgusting this fucking shit is and so is it is it like unscientific and unhistoric to say that america is the root of all bad things in the world yes however spiritually english yeah that's true yeah yeah that would be the english they're the ones yeah we're we're at the root of like 79 to 80 percent of all we we yeah we're we're not even scratching the surface of the evil of the british empire that's true that is very true we're working on it we are trust me we're working on it but i mean but that's the thing it's they existed a long time before us yeah the whole thing all week has just been trying to maximize dude that one press conference the white house press briefing where the the guy

the press secretary says uh did you see the two side by side i didn't see the two side by side i saw you since yeah what did he say it's like one of what the first one is him talking about gaza the second one's him talking about ukraine they're just juxtaposed those two things okay all right the first one is this is war it is combat it is bloody it is ugly and it's going to be messy. And innocent civilians are going to be hurt going forward. I wish I could tell you something different. I wish that that wasn't going to happen. But it is going to happen. And that doesn't make it right. It doesn't make it dismissible. It doesn't mean that we aren't going to still express concerns about that and do everything we can to help the Israelis do everything they can to minimize it uh but uh but that's that's we're gonna help the aggressors do

everything they can to minimize that sentence that fucked me up we're gonna help them do everything they can to minimize it like you might as well just take that the opposite meaning well i mean it also you're also like tacitly implying that these are bloodthirsty butchers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, this was his statement on Ukraine, I guess. It's hard to look at what he's doing in Ukraine, what his forces are doing in Ukraine, and think that any ethical, moral individual could justify

that. His tone is the same. It's difficult to look at the... Is he crying? Is he crying? He's crying. It's difficult to look at some of the images and imagine that any well-thinking, serious, mature leader would do that.

So I can't talk to his psychology, but I think we can all speak to his depravity. Holy shit. That's crazy. He cried in one... That's a little ableist, too, honestly. That is... A little ableist towards Putin. What? What did he say?

He said I can't speak to his psychology. His psychology? That's no way to talk about an autistic. Is he autistic? I thought Elon Musk was autistic. I can't A lot of people say Putin's autistic. Why did they say that? I don't know. It was just a theory that was floated. That was a theory that was floated?

Yeah. Why? I don't know. I'm just reporting the news here man i don't know oh my god what have anybody ever is there any theories out there floating around there about my psychoanalytic composition diagnosis on reddit yeah oh is there no oh that guy's regressive disorder personality. I don't even know what that is. Textbook, textbook. Textbook, progressive regressive.

Progressive regressive. That guy's textbook's progressive regressive? Yeah. That does sound like something Lennon would have made up to slander one of his opponents. You're progressive regressive. Yeah. I am, yeah, textbook progressive regressive uh dude that's crazy even his tone was the same yeah it's so bizarre he's like he's you know i did that spelling it out too blatantly

it's like literally talking about their same actions in both situations but he's endorsing the actions in one in one and the other saying yeah and the other he's endorsing the actions in one video. In one and the other saying yeah and the other he's like doing crocodile tears and the other is saying I wish it wasn't so. That to me yes that okay this gets at the fucking thing here which is that like okay estate actors

across the world are always they always have their own agenda they're always going to say things that they don't necessarily mean at one place and things that they do mean in another place but like i can't think of any other fucking country other than maybe france that has these absurdly lofty idealistic goals of equality egalitarian egalitarian frater Egalite. But like, fraternitate. In every single aspect makes people's lives

absolutely fucking miserable. I would have way more respect for it if the whole premise of it was just like, fuck you. If that was what our constitution was, just said, fuck you.

Yeah. Just like, we're gonna grind your life in a fucking dirt, you little fucking piss head. Worms. Yes, you little worms.

I would have way more respect for that rather than like, having to wake up life in a fucking dirt, you little fucking piss-ass. Worms. Yes, you little worms. I would have way more respect for that rather than having to wake up every day and pretend like there's some fucking moral center or foundation. Yeah, we're the lighthouse, the city on the hill where the sun is always shining. And as an American citizen, I get to decry that. Hey, listen, that's in the book. It's in the book. That's right there. Hey, that in the book. That's right there. Hey, that's my rights.

That's my rights. That's my rights, man. That's my rights. Not for nothing, now that I'm going to write Netanyahu, B, as a dependent on my tax form this year, I'll say whatever the hell I want about Israel. Netanyahu and Zelensky. as long as i'm footing the goddamn

bill you'll keep your fucking mouth shut netanyahu dude you're right netanyahu and he's a welfare queen there's two welfare queens yeah he's a welfare queen come cult leader that is true yeah yeah that's what we've not countenanced is that Netanyahu doesn't have a historical parallel unless it's like Jim Jones. And Jim Jones was, you know, ten times more moral person than Netanyahu. Yeah, you're right. And he made everybody drink cyanide. I don't know, man. It is really wild that the the political culture

as far as i understand it anyways in israel has gone so far to the right that it that netanyahu is supposed to be anyways like the sort of voice of reason but you've got like benny gantz and like all these other people that like are i mean netanyahu's blood and soil insane. Who would be his analog in American politics, would you say? I don't know, Father Coughlin? But like, there was an actual leader, like a state. Oh, yeah, like an elected, yeah. Like fucking George Wallace? George Wallace probably was the best.

Yeah, that's who I was going to say. Yeah. Yeah. Just an absolute brute. Yeah. But the thing is he kind of got the sense of george wallace that he was a coward but then yahoo is a coward too right well what's the image of george wallace like like kind of at the end he was like this old broken down man that yeah he said he recanted everything yeah but that's because he became

someone tried to shoot him yeah there's a assassination assassination attempt yeah which will happen that will happen if you say those things in public there's a high likelihood someone will try to take a shot especially in a country where people love guns yeah yeah i don't know i don't really know. That was a wild thing. Yeah. We were having a fucking mass shooting yesterday, and nobody's even thinking about it. No. I texted you about it last night, and then called my brother, and then when I got off the phone with him,

I reopened Twitter, and no one was talking about it at all. I was like, whoa. Damn, man. Oh, shit. That's fucking... Yeah. Yeah, I was like...

I made a joke on Twitter, and then I looked at it like two minutes. I was like, should I a joke on twitter and then i looked at like two minutes i was like should i take it down do we need like or did these happen so frequently what was your joke i don't even remember but it just felt like it was like after the news of 20 people dead it's felt a little you know in poor taste to be uh-huh doing yuck yucks that's the thing man it's we live in an era where it's kind of in poor taste to be doing yuck yucks but's the thing man it's we live in an era where it's kind of in poor taste to be doing yuck yucks but that's the that's the problem here is that um the more scared i get about the future of the world in my own safety the more i'm probably gonna joke about it yeah is that's the catch- here. You know?

Because that's how I process and deal with pain and uncertainty. I have to laugh about it like a like Pagliacci. I love it when people do that like profound shit about comedy. You know what I mean? It's like the world is full of pain and I just

want to make people laugh. You know what I mean? the only self for humanity yuck yucks yuck yucks right right right we have jester's privilege jester's privilege yeah yeah so can't shoot us jester's privilege jester's privilege yeah isester's privilege. Yeah. Is that true? I mean, was that a thing in history? Yeah, like the king's jester. He could make fun of him, his wife, the whole family, but he was the only one. He was the only one. It was actually called Jester's privilege. Was it the first example of privilege in all society?

Maybe. Look up Jester's privilege. Like, were people telling- Tab daddy Jester's privilege. Were people trying to get the jester to acknowledge his privilege like man you don't know how fucking good you got it you can call that son of a bitch a fat slob fat needle dick fuck to his face and he just sits there and slaps his knee i do it he cuts my fucking hand off makes me go work in the fields. That is true.

Eccentric hats in a motley pattern. Jesters are often thought to have worn brightly colored clothes and eccentric hats in a motley pattern. I don't know. You're going to catch me eating some pussy in a jester hat. Bells are ringing. Their modern counterparts usually mimic this costume. Jesters entertain with a wide variety of skills. Principal among them are song, music, storytelling. bells are ringing. Their modern counterparts usually mimic this costume. Jester's entertained with a wide variety of skills.

Principal among them were song, music, storytelling, but many others also employed acrobatics, juggling, telling jokes, and performing magic tricks. If you come to one of our shows, you'll see me do some acrobatics

in a while. That's true. We're gonna fire you out of a cannon. Jester's privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being published or punished as or that that's today that's how it is today you're not gonna get published as an acknowledgement of this right the court jester had symbols denoting their status and protection under the law dude you really did it was like that um you know that social justice meme that goes around a lot that's like got the three people standing at a baseball field

and it's like inequality equality equity yeah ripper i don't even know the fucking but that's what it was it's like you had the jester standing on the tallest crates. Like looking at the baseball field. And everybody was aspiring to that. Everybody else was aspiring to that. Yeah. Uh-huh. But then we got equity.

And that was called capitalism. Yeah. And the jester got knocked down a peg. The jester got knocked down a peg. That's right. Yeah. He even quit wearing his cool hats. Yeah. That is true. My own makeup makeup not on my watch pal no you're gonna do a tight five at a shitty club for enough

for an unforgiving crowd oh what the fuck a third jester associated with charles the first was called Muckle John. Muckle John. Damn. And that was the debut of hillbilly comedy. Yeah, Muckle John. Muckle John was just out there saying, well, I'm hornier than a three-peckered possum in a peach patch. And everybody's just losing it. Oh, God, isn't that guy so funny?

Why are pies... Why? He's the dang Mango Mussolini, huh? Scores of fucking Elizabethan air Englishmen just losing their mind at proto-Jeff Foxworthy comedy. There are two major groups when it comes to defining fools. Artificial fools and natural fools. There are two major groups when it comes to defining fools. Artificial fools and natural fools. Natural fools consisted of people who were deemed mentally defective or as having a deficiency in their education experience

or innate capacity for understanding. I did have a deficiency in my education. I was taught at a public school in Lee County, New Mexico. So I am a natural fool in some ways. Yeah, come by it honest. And stood as someone for the rest of society to laugh at. People do get... That is the premise of this show.

Two undereducated fools allow you to laugh at them. Trying to ascend to see over the fence. Trying to just see over the fence. Yeah. Two jesters who lost their jester's privilege and are trying to get it back. This policy was not generally criticized during its time. Groups of people even saw this act as a positive one,

as these natural comedians were not typically able to have a job or earn any sort of living on their own. So let me ask you, so basically here's what it was. You had the gestures, right? But then you had the fools. Yeah. And the fools were being laughed at. Yes. Whereas the gestures were being laughed with yes whereas the jesters were being laughed with them yeah damn that's what i've wondered about this show are people

laughing at us or i know there's been many people laugh at me rather than with me and i know that by some of the dms i get they're like hey don't you find this for they'll like send me like a like a video of like two holler guys fighting in like one of those rough and rowdy contests like isn't this so funny and i'm like yeah yeah god in that wild isn't it uh-huh i get a lot of that like that one lady that like does papaw impersonations she's's got like 8,000 million fucking followers on Instagram. Hey, it's my papaw. People are like, ah!

I love it! Here's where it's original. And people love that shit. They think it's the funniest thing ever. Oh my god. Hey, I just went down there and I'm shaking cold and devil know you treat. People love it.

You know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know. I'm going to do a whole show like that. Just in that character. Yeah, in that character. Yeah, there's some people that talk to me, and I think they mean well, but I think they think that I'm, like, I am, you know.

You know what I'm saying. Like you're mentally deficient? Yeah. Like there's something. Oh. Like I'm a novelty. I hate to break this to you. I hate that you have to find out this way.

You think that too? You are mentally deficient? No, I don't think it. Oh, you. I hate that you have to find out this way. You think that too? You are mentally deficient. No, I don't think it. Oh, God. I know it. I know for a fact. I know for a concrete fact. That you are mentally deficient.

Your psychiatrist told me. Damn. At MCHC. She said, if you're looking for a reason to live, here it is. Tom's mentally deficient. And that was the first case of a natural fool unless you're counting don't kill yourself just yet terrence your podcast could be worse your podcasting partner is mentally deficient look at him look at it he's a natural fool

look at it it's what charles the first would have called a natural fool i'm just looking over there, just picking my nose. Yeah, you've got like a heavy tome of a book. Like Marx Capital Three, but it's like upside down. Yeah. And then you see Mad Magazine dropping off. Like, damn. That is literally how I learn things.

I put Mad Magazine in the middle of a theory book. Break it up a little bit. Yeah. And I read a little bit of Mad Magazine. Yeah. And I put some old Playboys in there so that you got some titties. And then read Jimmy Carter's interview. Mm-hmm.

I read Jimmy Carter's interview on Playboy. I wonder what he was... I wonder what that was like. I wonder if they brought him into the place. Mr. President, why don't you come to the mansion and be interviewed? Well, I mean, I would have to imagine that when it came out, they brought him the,

you know, the cut, the edition that it was in. Yeah. So they had to thumb through a bunch of titties to see that is true there there are some presidential handlers that had to like yeah yeah gently tear this out of the magazine and thumb through some titties to give it to the president speaking speaking of titties i was talking to my brother on the phone last night and i was we were talking about Twin Peaks because he just watched it for the first time

and I was like dude you gotta watch Mulholland Drive I was like dude there's a lot of titties in that movie there's some nice titties in that movie and he said you told me to watch this a few months ago and that was the exact same way you billed it last time

you've become a pervy uncle i know you're trying you're trying to give him some culture by winning i thought that'd be the hook i guess i don't remember recommending it to him months ago like that but like like in this era of like uh you know just like insane amounts of porn just on demand yes yes the dating apps philistine just and also rampant philistinism yeah i was like surely i can get him hooked with some titties yeah well that's the good thing about david lynch's movies is because like he's to show some titties. Oh, yeah. There's going to be some titties in a David Lynch movie.

And you can get your younger brother to watch based on that because he's going to like titties. Yeah. You know what I mean? Not just like, I just caught redhead. No. Listen, the devil's active when you're recommending titty movies that is true think about Woodstock 99 the carnage there the devil

is the devil was active and you know what the common denominator was titties Dave Matthews said I got the damn lack damn I don't know, man. You're on the hook, man. That's true. I was activating the devil. Yeah. He needs a little bit of help right now, though. I mean, I'm not, you know, not on his side or God's side. I don't take his side.

You're a free agent. I'm a free agent in the heaven, hell, you know, conflict. Yeah, where do you tend to lean? Or is it just, you know, it's internecine and I'm just going to stay out of it? Let me say this. The geography of hell sounds way funner than heaven. Right? Seems a little gaudy, heaven.

Yeah. For my taste. I was thinking about this the other day. Heaven seems a little 80s rich. That's the thing. the day this is like um heaven seems a little 80s rich that's the thing it's like i had a family member which i often do telling me to die need to accept god and that i'm not gonna get to see her in heaven if i don't accept god and i say what do you not remember when i was baptized and she's like well is that still good that's so good and'm like, I thought it was good for life. That was the Pascal's wager.

Yeah. I thought I wagered. I wasn't planning on doing that shit forever. I just wanted to hedge all my bets. Get it out of the way. And then saved by grace the rest of my life. But now I'm questioning it because she made me question it. So anyways.

So you thought you were saved as early as a few days ago. I thought I was as early as a few days ago. But now the paperwork might be... You can't just get saved and live any way you want to. Fuck, man. That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear that the paperwork's still good, that it's not gone expired.

It's like a vaccine record. I thought it was still good for life, but maybe not for afterlife. People, there's the... scholars are split on the issue be honest with you well so anyways i was thinking about it and i was like well why does she want to see me in heaven anyways like what what is the point like you don't even come see me down here that's right yeah but i got millennia to fill out here you know right it's so i was like what what is the conception of heaven

and then i got to thinking about like when i was uh in high school and how one time when i was in high school when i was in church it was probably it's probably the 10th or 11th grade i was sitting in the front row at church surrounded by all my friends and you know the night before we just the guy that burnt the condoms he's not the guy that burnt the condoms the sickest thing i've ever heard he's not the guy that burnt the condoms to make a statement however he was probably there and what was his name lonnie lonnie yeah and um and i started and the pastor was you know preaching and i can't even remember what he was preaching about but it sent me down a mental rabbit hole.

I'm sure this happens to you all the time when you're younger. Because I started thinking... I was a natural fool. Yeah, well, yeah, you're right. You're reading the Bible upside down, Mad Magazine, and Playboy was falling out. What if someone read Playboy, what if someone read Playboy, but they didn't actually like titties

or naked women at all or naked people at all and so they put the bible in it so they could actually read the bible but on the outside it was playboy yeah that seems like something you'd see in a chick track like this is the way the world is now little johnny's got to pretend to read titties but that's what my mom did she was like listen if you're ever at a party and you don't want to drink alcohol just get you a beer and pour it out put water in i said sure thing that's my that's my recommendation for kids these days look if you're at a party and everybody's forcing you to read playboy magazine just bring yourself a bible and put the bible in in the playboy magazine you can read paul's letter to the ephesians while everybody else is reading jimmy carter's interview all your boys are just reading the jimmy carter

yeah they're hard every single one of them is hard as fuck. Oh, man. You're sitting there reading Paul's letter to the Romans. Everybody else is hard as rock reading Jimmy Carter's. Thoughts on the ever-ending hostage crisis. Yeah. Oh, man. Anyway, so I stayed in church.

I was like 16 or 17. And I started thinking about heaven. And I started thinking 16 or 17. And I started thinking about heaven. And I started thinking about afterlife. And then I started thinking about eternal life. And then my brain, you know, like my whole mind, I was like, oh, shit. You just live and you keep living and living and living and living. You know what I mean? Like forever. You got to worship God forever.

And you guys want this? Yeah. I was like, you can't do anything else? I mean, I guess I'm not entirely opposed to eternal life, but just doing one thing, like worshiping God? Yeah. You can't even go play tennis? Like, if I could have eternal life here on the regular earth,

and it was like the Highlander, to actually die, somebody has to cut my head off. Right. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. Which is, you know, what happened to those babies. Right. And they all became Highlanders.

They all became. Strictly. I like that. Well, no, actually, that doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense because they didn't actually get beheaded. Right. they're still highlanders right highlanders die when they get beheaded that's the only way you can kill a highlander okay remember adrian paul which is ironic because no who is adrian paul he was the actor that played the highlander oh okay i am immortal no man can be my equal it's like the opposite of a zombie it's like you're full of

life but you still get you know if your head gets taken off like you're done you're done you're yeah yeah yeah you kill a zombie in a highland the same way but that's crazy i mean i guess it's animated differently animated the stakes get crazier the older you get like you say you're 373 years old yeah people are probably gonna start trying to take your head off yeah i guess unless every human's a highlander yeah i just i just the thought of worshiping god for eternity just really depresses me because it's like does god even want that surely he's tired of it by now he's been doing it through the ages a long time that's like yes surely he let me go do other things yes wait maybe that's the deal maybe

heaven's like the best kept secret yeah you get out there and he's like actually man we don't do any of that stuff anymore yeah we phase that out this is like vegas we've reformed you can go get into whatever you want to pal yeah wait wait what wait i thought you were god i thought you were he's like well see okay we did some reforms and now the things that you do in this life determine what happens in the next one you're like what there's another one after this one yeah man it's not going forever not anymore not since we ratified I think people on earth need to be updated on this yeah he's like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

every stage comes with a different yeah and then he cuts your head off and you go to the next one and then you go to the next cause you were gonna be a whistleblower a heaven whistleblower you're gonna blow the whistle on heaven oh no no i gotta go back to no whoa whoa whoa all right buddy no okay so that's the thing we're a family here yeah

there's our america yeah like i was thinking about that like people really do have the image of heaven like it's just the the place with clouds like imagine like that that was your conception of what happened after you died like you just go to the place with a lot of clouds yeah like imagine how boring that would be because my understanding of hell is there's a lake of fire there's mountains probably cool very cool like this i'm saying the geography looks a little different. At least there's ravines. We know there's ravines and rivers and mountains,

but in heaven it's just like, it looks like Kansas. Also, too, listen, if you're worried about it being hot, that's sort of a corporeal problem. Yeah. If we're going to be in a spirit form, do you really care that much? Does it really matter? Yeah.

What happens? Do you get reanimated down there in a flesh form and then are subject to all the torments of the flesh? As long as I can go hiking. I've never understood that, but maybe that's because I'm a natural fool. It could be. That might be the reason. When they were trying to teach about hell's climate,

I was just like... Like, dude, things are so fucking stupid that i guarantee you there are classes about hell's climate like it's the same way that like christians and the state of israel both have their own like evangelical christians in america and the state of israel have their own like little pseudo scientific like science projects in the same you know who else did that? I hate to do this. Well, you know who else had their own sort of pseudoscientific attempts to legitimize their entire history?

That's right, folks. Adolf Hitler and the Nazis. That's true. They had all these weird Greco-Roman. Yes. Bizarro. Trying to find continuities between the Aryans. I was thinking about that earlier today,

because the thing about Israel is it's clearly a white nationalist project, but it's insulated from criticism because of the legacy of the Holocaust and what Jewish people went through historically. Right. And it's like they're clearly trying to like breed the perfect race of white jewish person yeah you know what i mean like we've talked about this before it's like they conveniently won't let ethiopian jews uh seek refuge there right uh arab jews which they won't even acknowledge as a classification anymore even though those would be the people with the most sort of claim to that.

Asian Jews, none of that. Can't do any of that. But, you know, European, Jewish. Well, that's the thing. It is all based off of this. It's like fantasy. It's like even Theodor Herzl, like the sort of father of

zionism openly admitted that jewish people as constituted in europe were not native to that area that they would have to colonize it that it would be a colonized project a project of colonization i mean it's in it in it the way that like the trajectory of it over time has been, I just started reading this book, so I don't want to completely mangle the argument of it. But it's called Revolutionary Yiddish Land. And it's about socialist and communist, the Jewish Bund in Lithuania. And attempts at Jewish radicalism through communism in the early 20th century. And just like the dreams that people had for like a greater world that they

saw either through communism or through integration and assimilation in Europe and just build it, being able to build a sort of better society and humanity and everything, but just watching it just be completely warped and perverted over time to become this absolutely genocidal war machine to the extent that like you had that one meme the other day and Israel's been doing this for years where they like basically like march out they're like beautiful like busty blonde haired blue-eyed women in the idf and it's like all fetishized and it's like it's very weird but um i don't know i was just like could you imagine like getting in a time machine and taking that image back

like the one that they posted the other day of those like jewish women who were like back like the one that they posted the other day of those like jewish women who were like straight up like yeah blonde haired blue eyed like taking it all the way back and showing that so someone in like the jewish boon in like 1898 like julius martov or something yeah just instantly fucking like boiling his brain just like what the fuck yeah this is what this is what comes out the other end of this? Like a white supremacist project? I don't know. Maybe that's simplifying it. I don't know.

I don't live in Israel, but it definitely seems very much by the propaganda they're putting out. And that's the thing. That's the thing that kills me about the mainstream media. That's what kills me about the lamestream media. It kills me about them lamestream maybe is it kills me about them like parroting everything from israel is that they never they like never report on the fucking cringe ass weird creepy genocidal memes and like statements like the children of light and sons of

darkness or whatever from like it's all like they'll just basically parrot everything israel says to the point that this week b Biden was saying that he didn't even think he could trust the Gazan health ministry on the number of deaths. Did you see that? I mean, it's like, I don't know, man. I guess what I'm saying is that if you're a mainstream media institution

and you're publishing everything Israel says Like you gotta You gotta publish those cringe ass memes too dog You can't selectively leave that shit out You can't pick and choose If you're just gonna say everything that they say You gotta do AI Baltimore You're gonna have to do AI Baltimore

I'm gonna need to see that on the front page I need to see AI Baltimore in the Rose Garden I'm gonna need to see that You gotta call it down the middle. Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know. Well, you got a hard stop at five, right?

Yeah. We're just at an hour? Okay, let me share something with you, though, before we go, okay? Well, I got two shout-outs this week. One shout-out is to Ben Holliday, who gave me some ice cream. My man, Ben.

Thanks, Ben. Shouts out. Second shout-out is from myiday, who gave me some ice cream. My man, Ben. Thanks, Ben. Shouts out. Second shout out is for my man, Lloyd Tomlinson, who told me one of the funniest things I've ever heard. So in Lloyd Works, I probably shouldn't have said his name. God damn it. I'll just censor that out. There's probably a lot of this you're going to have to go and pick through.

In the event that I do censor out his name, I have a buddy who is affiliated in some way with the Mind Wars Museum in West Virginia. So you know how in the Battle for Blair Mountain, there was basically like the equivalent of Pinkerton's. Yeah. They were called like the Baldwin-Felts Agency.

They were brought in to like fight the miners, basically. Well, a man in his 80s who claims to be an heir of the like

Baldwin-Felts family and he apparently posts up outside of the Mind Wars Museum on a bench across the street from the museum and tries to take people on his own tours. He also rides around on

a rascal scooter. He's even come into the museum a few times. But what this guy does is he tries to convince people. He harangues people going in and out of the museum and tries to convince people that they need to hear the law enforcement perspective on the Battle of Blair Mountain.

Oh, cool. That like the greatest number, I think something like, and I'm probably butchering this and I apologize, but apparently a large amount of these police officers just got fucking got on the battle of blair mountain yeah it was like one of like the biggest single day massacres of cops you know of cops it's like he's he's made it his life's mission he's retired so he's saying there

was a genocide done to cops to cops yes and he's offering and he wants like truth and reconciliation and reconciliation and that's the history that he's going to teach people. Isn't that crazy? That's wild. Everybody's got their own... Everybody's living in their own reality. They got their own history, their own fully fleshed out version of history

and who was in the right and who was in the wrong. I just find that to be fascinating. And what, I guess what I found so fascinating about it was that a, there was, it aims at like a historical cop identity. It's basically saying that like the identity of a cop goes back far in history and there's continuity between now and even back then.

And like, kind of like makes it all blatantly clear that cops just exist to break strikes and protect private property. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And that's what it just tacitly... I want to tell you something. There's not much more depressing thing that I can imagine than some old broken down guy

that drives a rascal scooter trying to retcon the Battle of Blair Mountain as the cops being the ones that were... In his retirement. Yeah. He could be out there traveling the world, writing a book, spending time with his family in retirement. Yeah, he could be riding that rascal scooter

in Turks and Caicos, you know? But instead, he's haranguing people that visit the Minors Museum. To convince them that cops have it bad too. Yeah. Just consider another angle on this. Consider another angle on the Minors. Maybe the Minors

weren't good. I love the pitch there. It's like, have you ever thought about the Minors maybe not being good because they killed so many cops? To the average American, they'd be like, damn, I don't know. That seems pretty... Well, that puts a lot of Americans in a tough place.

You've got two fetishized figures, the coal miner and the cop. Which way, Western man? I would have to imagine that most Americans would choose the coal miner. I do feel like cops are pretty universally hated. Well, you'd think. Israel is nothing but a cop. They are cops. is the coal miner yeah i do feel like cops are pretty universally hated well you think israel is nothing but a cop like they are cops they have the cop mentality they train our cops yeah

everything they do and say is very cop like yeah and that's the thing people are like you can't you can't criticize israel that's anti-ic. And it's like, you don't understand. People don't hate Israel because they're Jewish. Nobody hates Israel because, well, I'm sure there are people. There are people, yes. Yeah, that's one thing that's kind of insane to me is the idea that people are using the Free Palestine Movement to launder their anti-Semitism. It's like, nah, for those kind of people,

there's better ways to do it for them. Yeah, I would have to imagine. You know, the myriad white nationalist movements afoot in this country or in Europe or wherever. But you would also have to assume that they also hate Muslims, right? Well, that's the other point, too. It's like, yeah. They can't disguise themselves.

Those are the other Semites that they're anti. Right. It's not like they're going to. Right, right, right. other semites that they're anti you know right it's not like they're going to yeah right right but to the extent that people do supreme to the extent you can tell that they're cops just by their memes their cop their memes are very copish you know what i'm saying like they give a cop energy yeah and uh that's why i feel like they're pretty unpopular We would be remiss if we didn't At least

Acknowledge Sean King getting played By the IDF This man All he was trying to do Was bring the hostages home And now He's got caught He's saying from the river to the sea in one side of his mouth

and giving money to the IDF. So what did he do? He gave money to the IDF? There's IDF guys that made a TikTok and said, hey, Sean King, thank you for the $10,000 donation, brother, and all this stuff. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He gave them $10,000 to get hostages that he didn't even get?

Is that the point? Was that what he did? I think that's what they're saying oh my god and it's like on and sean king reposted and said can you believe this absolute lie oh my god and you know it's for that motherfucker if if if he did have a hand in that oh my god that's insane yeah how do you even set something up like that i don't even know just like how do you have a mole in both hamas and the ad you know what i mean as john king i mean i don't even how do you set it up like idea yo at idf i got 10 grand do you want it you want you want it yeah i'll give you 10 grand and

two tickets to a cunning linguals show what do you buy with 10 grand if you're the idf that buys you like one missile yeah hamas for you yeah i've got did you see that cbs story that just reminded me did you see that cbs story that was like 80 of gazans live in poverty and yet the hamas government has assets over 500 million dollars and their military budget is 300 million dollars it is like dude that is nothing i guarantee you like the nypd budget is probably like 8 000 times that but even if it was los angeles pds have got a billion dollar yes you know what i mean yeah and like even if it was true. Los Angeles PDs have got a billion dollar. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah. And like, even if it was true, America has a budget, a military budget, that's like a trillion dollars every year or something, right?

And probably more than that if we really want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so bizarre. No. Just like, I just love it though, that it's just like we've crunched the numbers and we've got some hard-hitting investigatory work. Can you believe?

Yeah, it's interesting. All these people can't have electricity or water, but is that Israel's fault? No, that's Hamas. That's Hamas' fault. They've got a $300 million military. Which is like the budget of probably the municipality. It's probably like one-fourth of the budget of the municipality of the city of Louisville. Not even.

You know what i'm saying that's nothing in terms of like large-scale state actors that is a drop in the bucket yeah that's like when fox news says there was 10 million dollars in uh food stamp fraud last year and everybody in america is so incensed about that but the pentagon losing you know 70 billion dollars in their couch cushions they're like well i'm sure it's went to the right yeah i'm sure it got to the where it needed to go yeah i'm sure it got to where it needed to go yeah damn um nation of dummies shitheads posers and liars in america yeah yeah yeah that's what we are. We are all those things. Dummies, shitheads, posers, and liars. Yeah.

Yeah, that's me. I'm a dummy. And a shithead. And a poser and a liar. Yeah. All right, well, that probably about covers it for this week. Thanks for tuning in, everybody. We encourage you all to go check out our Patreon.

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iTunes podcast app is gonna be like, well, we'll continue. Do you denounce some moss? Do you denounce some moss? So, that's, we're gonna have to answer that. And, but I don't know, maybe we'll be able to click off like click the x thing

sometimes you sometimes yeah we can do the paywall the 13 foot pay sometimes on the internet you can just click off without having to answer anything like a website will come up like do you accept or reject cookies and i'm like except to reject christ right now make your decision i say x i don't know yet i don't know right now I don't know right now. I just don't know right now. I don't know right now. Come back and hit me later. Yeah.

I can't accept the cookies right now. I don't know. I'm going to have to think about that. I'm going to have to think about the cookies. I'm going to X out of it, and we'll circle back to it. Yeah. All right. I thought about it.

I want to denounce Hamas and accept the cookies. I thought about it. I want to denounce Hamas and accept the cookies. Those are hard choices you're going to have to make. Yeah. It's something to think about. Just something to think about. Denounce Hamas, accept the cookies.

I don't really know what the cookies do. They made something that's... My God, he's denounced the cookies and accepted hamas this bastard off our platform cookies no no i fucked up i fucked up i'm sorry it's like one of those things it's like are you a bot well it's like they they make it seem like cookies is a bad thing but which i don't understand why they give you the choice to accept or reject them i need you to make a tight square over the hamas fighter to verify that you're a human being and i need you to draw a huge heart around the flag of israel click all the boxes with the hamas he's not a human he's not a human he couldn't even draw a heart around this around this

flag of israel people are, he's a natural fool. You don't understand. No, no, he didn't. He went to Letcher County schools. He's a natural fool. Leave the boy alone. Leave the boy alone. He's simple.

He used to put Bibles in his Playboys. He's simple. Look at him. There's like... Oh, man. Okay. Renounce cookies. Accept them all. No. Except the cookies. Renounce cookies. Accept Hamas. No.

It's the other way around. Accept the cookies. Renounce Hamas. Denounce Hamas. You can't renounce Hamas unless you were a former member. You could announce Hamas. Yeah. I accept the cookies.

I'm going to announce Hamas like you are the emcee at a talent show. Yeah. Like Hamas is doing a talent show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like Hamas is the blue man group. They could win their way back into American good graces if they were.

Hezbollah certainly did. Did you see their new video? Yeah, they had rock and roll. They chopped it up to crazy. Your uncle Rerun is going to fucking love Hezbollah. Rerun's going to go nuts for Hezbollah. Yeah, because they got fucking Black Sabbath. As soon as they come on the scene, that's what he likes to say. So they came on the scene, that's what he likes to say. So they came on the scene

about 67. As soon as they say, these Hezbollah guys, man, they came on the scene. Yeah, it means the party of God in Arab. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like, okay.

Blue Man Group, Hamas, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and Accept Cookies. Accept Cookies. And Denounce Christ. No. No? God. What do you do with Christ? You're messing this up.

You Accept Christ, Denounce Cookies, Announce Hamas. Oh, God. You could. You can't podcast with natural fools. Yeah, that's right that's true damn all right except christ okay denounce her moss that's what table the cookies let me think about that that's that's actually the right okay all right okay uh patreon that's how we got here we We were trying to play the Patreon.

Yeah, P-A-T-R-E-O-N dot com slash Trill Billy. We got actual analysis over there. So go listen to the actual analysis rather than whatever the fuck this was that we just did for the last hour. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. No, it's all right. It's all right.

I had to show up as my best self today. I didn't either. We are nothing but simple fools. But at least we have the right stance on cookies. That's alright. I had to show up as my best self today. I didn't either. We are nothing but simple fools. But at least we have the right stance on cookies. That's true. So, if you want nutrition, go over to Patreon. P-A-T-R-E-O-N dot com slash Troubled Workers Party. We have three minutes before you have to get out of here.

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