Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 345: Libs Of Whatsapp

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

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It is Trump gonna convert to Zoroastrianism in jail Yeah He's gonna he's gonna request um If he if he doesn't go to jail, he's on house arrest. He should uh, he should remake recreate a ziggurat, you know Do that would be sick if you go to prison and the trope is no longer convert to Islam in prison But rather you convert to the most esoteric religion still around. Yeah, I became a Samaritan when I was locked up in Rikers.

How many evangelicals, do you think that Trump can make inroads with the evangelicals continue to if he came out as a Zoroastrianist? Hmm. Would they convert? Would they follow his lead? Well, here's the thing a Zoroastrianist? Hmm. Would they convert? Would they follow his lead? Well, here's the thing about Zoroastrianism. Don't you have to be, like, in the problem that currently plagues them that you can't convert, you have to be born into it.

Right. So they're like shakers. Their numbers are dwindling. Damn. Might need a loophole. Yeah. It would be time if you were facing extinction, basically, as a faith. I think that would be a good opportunity to call a meeting of your priests, scribes, and holy men and say, listen, I know

we've been doing this this way for 4,000 years, okay? Uh-huh. But who's gonna be the maverick in Zoroastrianism to step up and save the faith? That's my question. Who's gonna make the tough calls and the tough choices? Tough decisions to be made, man. Because we do live in a faithless world, you know. Maybe we should resurrect some of these older faiths and belief systems, you know, maybe we should we should uh, we should uh Resurrect, you know some of these older faiths and belief systems, you know to give people something to believe in, you know Well, I mean the way I see it. Okay, let's see. Okay, Zoroastrianism is not doing terribly

They've got a between a huh estimate between a hundred and two hundred thousand Followers, that's a lot worldwide. I don't know. That's like the size of the DSA Followers that's a lot worldwide. I don't know is that's like the size of the DSA All the DSL is our yashas and like DSA they need to adopt a big tent Sort of approach so they can get more people under the umbrella Hmm. I'm doing the Wilson thing today. I'm not showing my mouth, but it is accentuating my lazy eye am I the hottest person with the lazy eye look at this look how bad that is I couldn't even tell brother I have to work to bring it back in line usually barely noticeable there was a

time I asked if I was the hottest person with Tourette syndrome Billy Eilish came on the scene and stole all my thunder Damn I spent the last hour reading about that Alt right or wait didn't talk. Did you have a question you were gonna ask this before we started recording? Yeah before we get to the hard stuff, I bought this fabric liquid spray to like, you know, freshen up your chairs and couches and stuff. And when I got home, I noticed that the name was interesting. Waaah. No, no, no, you're reading it.

You gotta read our first Wait, it's not backwards just by way of being on my camera now that I'm seeing it looks like it's just water backwards It really is retall You gotta be fucking with me that's not that's not like a trick of the camera it really is no That's not trick of the camera. I'll show you the the actual bottle that is the that is what it came in Wow, you guys look you guys have retards you sweat Yeah a lot of people a lot of people drinking that down We got we got another pandemic How is drinking what I've bottled here, how is that real? What is it? What is the actual project product? Is it like hair spray or something?

Fragrance liquid. You know just like you know, kind of like you got room spray. It's more for like fabrics and stuff, you know to like If your shit smell a little rank, you can just spruce it up real quick So I just put it I just kind of spray it spritz my couch and my chairs and stuff You know their fabric my my rugs and stuff with it. I just want to know why they call it that, man. Is it because it's water backwards, but is it because water is seen as a cleansing, you know what I mean, clean, like, I mean, the purest maybe cleaning solution that you could use, you know? And they're like... I guess so, but water backwards is... Well, you know? And they're like, I guess so, but water backwards is,

well, you know what it says. You know what it sounds like. Yeah. Man, that's interesting. Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to derail us. I just thought, am I trippin' or is this? That's very, very interesting. The name of this product,

the worst possible thing you can name. Like, sir, do you have any of that retall solution? He's like what? What you said? What'd you say? No, no, no, no, it's you put it on your couch Anyway, yeah, so Yeah, bye Yeah, well are your couches smelling fresh they are they smell like retail it smells great So, yeah. Well, are your couches smelling fresh? Are they smelling like retoll?

Oh, it smells great. Oh my god, we're gonna get raked over the coals for this one. Why'd you have to bring that one up? You can take it out. I just, you know, I'm just. I didn't say it, brother. I didn't say it. We'd just beep out, just like loudly beep out

every instance of like what it could be leave people wonder. Well, yeah that would It's it's ironic cuz we're not even actually saying the word When we're beeping out what people think we're saying and people are be like, oh my god They've been saying that word on the show and like the ironies that we are actually aren't saying the word Well, I mean I mean it just makes me think about you know like when songs the radio play, when the radio editions write of songs, you know rap songs you know and they either bleep out the word nigga or they say something else like ninja or some shit

like that you know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I miss is when they would reverse the word yeah I've done that on this show before early on in the in the show there's a guy was working on my house that's on my window he's just staring straight at me he wants to get in on the conversation man the other day they were working out there they were like we heard you have like a political project. What are you like Republican and I was like no No, no brother. Those are the fits Tance I need to see your mouth you make me nervous Need you to come above the fall thank you

It was it was it was like you're just treading water It looked like a floating forehead. Yo, it's a little bit unsettling I'm Wilson from home improvement my favorite fictional character in all the Western canon I'm doing it too then it's pretty cool You were like a reverse peanuts, you know in the peanuts Charlie Brown shows when the adults all you see is them from the like The waist down, you know, hmm. Oh, yeah, but instead it's there is the opposite with you, you know, I'm gonna say I look sexy as hell from the That's why I like y'all making me do that. Can I even do that? No, I should just put I'm coming to like my hairline I like that. It goes so far up and I'm when I wish it would not

Go any farther up or farther down. I don't wanna- That's good, that's good, right there. I don't wanna take- Yeah, I don't wanna take the products because I don't want the hairline to come back. Look at his fucking six head, five head, six head. That's all a big ass forehead. Well brother, I haven't, I've said it,

mentioned it before, but you know, a lot of people didn't know that I was balding, and not even balding,ding was like alopecia So I have to say man, I would rather you have a uniform, you know Uniform kind of receding hairline mine was like patchy, you know, I looked like like I was sick You know what I mean? I know I wish I was well we were we were worried about you. Honestly, I was worried about myself You started growing back. I was like, okay, he's fine now. Well, you know, I drank water and I started praying

to the one true God as Trump will sue me doing. Okay. That's the trick, that's your skincare routine. That's my skincare routine. Okay. Man, I wonder what the, building on the bit from the patreon on Tuesday I was thinking about the guy that has the genetic

Disposition that makes him covered in hair, but under his hair. He's even more handsome than Glenn Powell and then Glenn Powell also is getting roles cast as a lycanthrope and so then the two actors they start competing for the same roles when they could be like Glenn Powell's trying to get cast as a lycanthrope and the and the here suit guy keeps getting cast as a glen pal type But like in the new twister movie or something the new sir movie driving They just both be themselves yeah wolf man meets the twister You remember how they man that's that okay? They need to do that like Hollywood sucks in the Marvel age

like every movie that came out in like the 50s was just like Dracula meets Laurel and Hardy It's like what are two IPs we can just merge yeah We'll just do that and they did that for like 30 fucking years That should be a plot point in the new twisters like the wind spins so fast it blows all the hair off of the Hearsuit guy and they're like, oh my god He's hotter than your glint pal so

as a tornado chaser his His reason for chasing the tornadoes is not any meteorological Meteoral media I can never pronounce that word can't pronounce a lot of words But uh, it's because that he wants because he wants the high winds to shear him. Shear him off, yeah. To shear him off. I'd love to be sheared off. You know what would be great?

A lot of people don't know this, but if you stay till after the credits of the new movie Twisters, they do another mission and it's's more twisters but the clouds open up after the storms over and it's just Philip Seymour Hoffman from the first twister and yes, and Bill Paxton and heaven kind of like in that in the style of the Gaddafi and Clouds part and it's just Bill Paxton and Philip Seymour Hoffman arm-in-arm. Well, that's the selling point of the new twister is because I've seen the trailer like 20 times by this point is the there's like a shot at the end of the trailer where I

Guess they're driving or flying and this guy goes Twins and then it shows in the distance two tornadoes at the lake out of the same funnel cloud Like twins man, and they're flying a plane through the twin tornadoes. There's your Bill Paxton and and PSH So they're in the plane no, they're the tornadoes They are the tornadoes Wait, can we can we have like the the way that's it? Yeah, they've really been reincarnated as tornadoes Can we have like the seed where the wind is it's twirling around it kind of makes the facade of both of these men

You know, yeah, it makes the look. Yeah. It's like if you pause it, if you pause it just the right moment, you'll see that it's Bill Paxton and Philip Seymour Hoppins. Yeah, like in Lion King when it said sex in the dust. It's like, oh, it's Bill Paxton and Philip Seymour Hoppins. What kind of degenerate put that in there? Or the penises on Little Mermaid, Little Mermaid. That's pretty crazy, That's pretty crazy. I Don't know if this is true. I mean this might be a like a myth or whatever But um, I heard at the time that uh, the animators at Disney were I mean they were rankled and they were upset

You know with working conditions wages How long the long hours that they had to work and this was their way of getting back, you know, at Disney. I don't know if that's true, but if it is, that's ingenious, you know. Yeah, I might have picked a different venue. This is true, this is true. Movies, kids are going to say, but yeah, I get the animus. Maybe we would have did something different. Not for the kids.

Yeah, I don't know if I would have did Peto stuff to get back at the man and bosses That is a weird choice. I would put a wholesome stuff in there. I put Bible verses And verses from the Quran I'd put verses from the Quran in there I Would have I would have had the sands of time clear and say Walt Disney was a month. I was a Nazi Was a little bitch. That's what that's yeah. It's a little bitch, too. I'm glad his ass is frozen That's a weird voice never coming back. That sounds are you are you impersonating Tim Allen? like home improvement to melon

Now it was my brain one to trend to Bob, but I remembered. We've made an oath. I spent the, I'm not even gonna dignify that with an acknowledgement. I spent- I ain't gonna dignify that with a land acknowledgement. I just spent the last hour reading about this article in the New Republic about this group chat that they got the transcripts

for. It's called, the article is called Off Leash Inside the Secret Global Far Right Group Chat. Military contractor Eric Prince started a private WhatsApp group for his close associates that includes a menagerie of right-wing government officials intelligence operatives arms Traffickers and journalists. There's like 650 people in here. There's four congressmen And you asked congressman for US congressman. Yes. Okay Yeah, no, what what arms traffickers made the cut yeah, that's what I was wondering now at first I was kind of like the one of these things doesn't seem like the other but that's not necessarily true

Did the dude they traded for Brittany Griner make the cousin? That guy What was that guy's name? I don't know but it's fucked up like something the butcher of Bratislava I Don't know, type it in. Type it in. Brittany Griner. Brittany Griner.

Brittany Griner trade. Oh, oh! Victor Boot. Victor Boot. Victor Boot, otherwise known as the Merchant of Death and the Sanctions Buster. Dude, this is, they really traded her for like a Call of duty villain, man.

It's like insane. I like this. In 2022, Victor Booth is a proud member of the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia. Well, I was going to say he's not in this group chat because he's like a Lib. Victor Booth is like a Lib. He's not in Eric Prince's... Libs of WhatsApp. Victor Booth. Victor boot is like a lib. He's not in Eric Prince's libs libs of whatsapp This is lives of whatsapp victor boot disagrees Viemently with the statements made in the off leash group chat. I love that's the name off leash They call themselves off leash off leash

Like how victor boots getting out ahead of now I know y'all have heard about this nefarious whatsapp group chat spearheaded by war criminal war profiteer Eric Prince and his ilk However, I want everybody to know that the merchant of death does not condone this in any way shape or form I'm not a part of it never have been I denounced this categorically I denounced this categorically By the same year he gets out of prison for the trade for Brittany Griner He's just like joins the liberal Democratic Party first order of business. I got to get my voter registration change Not happy with how things are going here in the motherland

Not happy with how things are going here in the motherland These are all Hardcore Trump got Trump people they're like all hardcore right-wingers There's a bunch of Israeli people in this group as well like Israeli like defense leaders and arms traffickers and IDF people and So only the cream of the crop the cream of the crop. The cream of the crop, yes. My favorite was like a Dallas real estate white guy who decided to move his entire family to the UAE because they had freedom there.

By that he meant like they had religious fundamentalists. Yeah. Like he literally said that. He was like, they have freedom right now like right now The evangelicals and conservatives are panning Islam But there is a future where like they all just go to Saudi Arabia and eventually come around to wahhabism Because of like this is what I've been saying like they've been talking about Sharia law coming to the US and it's like Yeah, it actually probably is it probably come by way of like the Saudi

thief system like they'll just we talked about like techno neo feudalism but like they'll just impose a kind of like capitalist thief on the Americas some weird American techno Wahhabism yeah I don't know like Jerry Jones the owner of the Cowboys would be like a noted convert yeah like a Viceroy some shit like that at that level of like power and command like you probably could just fuse religious fundamentalism with wahhabism you know I mean without it being like a major blasphemy to either side yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah, honestly, it would be the most seamless integration since evangelicalism.

Yeah. Paradoxically. Uh-huh. The, oh wait, so they were talking about Trump winning. Trump winning is a prospect, is a source of great hope to the off-leash participants. Trump, Orban Millay It's happening former Blackwater executive John Ladele for posted to the group during a trip to Argentina on December 4th

I love how he sounds like one of those groupies in almost famous. He's like it's all happening It's also I'll just also find the name of the group chat, what is it called off leash off leash Yeah, it sounds like it should be like Like a talk show on like some right-wing network like like one American news They're off leash. They're saying things no one would ever say in polite society Also as if these aren't like the most despicable evil, like, you know what I mean, like, figures, odious figures in like politics or governments

or military shit, you know? As if like they haven't been able to go off leash during their careers. Yeah, murdering people. You're acting like Victor Orban doesn't come up organically in every group chat you're a part of. This is true, this is true. We were just talking about him last night.

When our group chat, Orban does come up come up in my group chat the only Victor is boot We're only having we're only having boot in my chat I asked group chats only big enough for one Victor and I choose I choose boot The John Ladeleff I said around the globe. We are the sensible the rational the majority We don't give in to fear. We will defeat the Marxists if we band together we can damage the other side like no one ever has before exclaimed Jeff Sloat who worked with a US Army Psy Ops unit in Central America during the Reagan era oh my god literally the most evil, one of the most evil, like that whole characterization just the hell,

like I just heard screams and saw blood, you know what I mean, in my mind vision, you know what I mean? And his name is Jeff Sloat, S-L-O-A-T, sounds like a pig, literally, like Jeff Schoat. Sounds like slop. Jeff Schoat. Oh my God. I'm Jeff Chote.

You can imagine obviously this Group does not see Palestinians as humans They one person said who who oh worked firmly worked in Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs said It was rare to see a people as quote twisted as Palestinians whose culture worships death and bloodshed the only solution he wrote was to completely uproot the radical Islamic Palestinian nationalism Which was possible to do based on the historical precedent of Japan which went from being new Twice to one of the world's strongest economies. Yeah, they're talking about nuking Gaza in here. Randy Couture is in here. Remember Randy Couture?

The UFC guy? The UFC guy, yeah. Huh. And what does he have to offer? Okay, we talked about the makings of a crew and whatever crew needs. What is everybody in this crew bringing to the table? What's Randy Couture?

Is Randy Couture the muscle, I'm guessing? Yeah, yeah. Who's the braids Randy Couture the muscle I'm getting? Who's the braids, is Eric Prince the braids? Yeah, he's the Vince McMahon of this episode. Eric Prince is the Vince McMahon, yeah. Randy Couture is not a fan of China. He said China would have to be taken down a peg, particularly since Biden wasn't gonna stop the country from doing a damn thing.

He also like feels the role of like the one dumb guy We gotta take China down a peg Let's do it for all for all the warts of this group like this is like a veritable Who's who of like deep state figures that actually know how the world operates? They're just like cartoonishly evil Yeah, I mean yeah but like Randy couture is like the small business owner in here that just bitches about China and tariffs and doesn't know anything about either of them. One of these tree guys came to my door the other day

and he said, he was pointing out this dead walnut tree I'm trying to get cut down in my backyard. He goes, buddy, so it looks like they've. Oh no. He said, looks like it's another victim of bls and at first i thought he like butchered blm yeah or or or like uh uh uh critical race theory crt you know what i mean i thought he butchered one of his like like acronyms you know let's d-i you had a d-i and he goes oh he goes uh i'm a d-i he goes yeah well he goes well let me i've, uh. I'm a DEI agent. Oh, arborist? Yeah, well he goes, well let me,

I've been an arborist for 30 years. What that means is it's like some kind of Lichen syndrome, something, I forget what the B stands for, Lichen syndrome. He's like, but it's a fungus that gets on these oak trees. He said, I bet we've pulled up 3,000 of them. And he leaned in and said, no exaggeration, 3,000 of them in the last year. And he goes

At fungus originated in China. He said Said he said he said hell far as I'm concerned everything starts there Then he goes he goes he goes they own us don't they? This is why this is why Everybody at least once a day a few times a week like, I'm saying weirdos like us, right? You should talk to just regular people. Because it's amazing that a conversation, and America specifically, that a conversation could go from fungi, you know what I'm saying?

It's a cytophobia, dude. That's just like, it's just so like It's the funniest part is you thought it was gonna be racist and you're like, whew. At least it wasn't racist When he said BLS I mean like it was all I could do not to put my face in my hands He's like, oh it means I forget Burch Lackin syndrome or something. I forget what it was. But yeah, he's like, yeah, it means, I forget, Burch-Lykin syndrome or something. I forget what it was, but he's like, yeah, it's a fungus. He goes, reckon they said they brought it over from China. I could tell by his cadence with China,

I was in trouble. Well, then I said, well, he offered me a great price to cut the tree down. I mean, I need to pass it on to my landlord. Everybody else is quoting me like four grand. He said, I'll do it everything right out of here. 1,700 flat, all included. I said, hell yeah, man, let me call the landlord.

You got a card I can send to? And he gave me his card. He goes, now I've owned this company for 30 years. He said, back in 2017, Josh here, that's the other number on the card, he said, I sold him 49% of the business. He goes, you know, I had to keep 51%. He goes, eh, was it worth it to Josh?

He kinda did a Trump thing. Was it worth it to Josh? I don't know. But, you know, I cashed it. He was like, tell me, basically, like, fucked over his business partner. I want you to know I'm a good businessman because I have no moral qualms

Say do I as far as scoundra race of scoundrels ago, I like G Like random people in this group. He might have been in here. Like I said, they got like Dallas real estate tycoons, you're gonna be looking at oh my god an arborist from Lexington Like we got to take China in their fungi down a peg As as Jerry Jones and the owner of Tyson chicken that Lord Calipari away from they're both Dallas business, man I'm sure they are dude. I mean I'm sure the Kelly craft You know I don't know maybe I can get sued for saying that but I'm sure that they're in I mean

They're friends with like the DeVos family and shit, right? Like oh They probably at least got an invite. They're just have to wait to their grandchildren. Tell them how to download whatsapp Like you think Mike Lindell pillow guy has gotten an invite I would say probably not it seems like that guy's like soul has like the Dementor has like stolen his soul And like he's just like an empty flesh bag that walks around now like I know it was gone eyes and shit I know it's probably doctored, but that image of him walk around looking like a pallbearer on those empec. It was like No, I saw I saw this funny tweet somebody said he looks like the guy that's trying to hide the zombie bite from the rest of the group. I'm choosing in my rendering of things I'm choosing to believe that was an actual photo.

No that was real dog. That was absolutely real. this quote this So they then they started talking about Iran EP Eric Prince has the right people in place Someone added cryptically saying it was only a matter of time before the quote mullah pigs would be removed from power And then there was a argument in the group, which I find found highly highly entertaining So a huge mistake to attack Iran directly, said Matt Haidt, a Special Forces veteran who deployed to Africa, South America, and Asia, including a 2000 stint in Iraq's Anbar province.

We would be inviting 10-7 here, October 7th. Jacobson, however, I think this is an IDF guy, was infuriated by the criticism of his blueprint for war. We don't want them as an ally, he said. Let them spend their time getting stoned on cot and screwing their sheep. He was even more contentious of Haidt's opinion. You remind me of the Jews in Germany in the 30s that thought that by being quiet that the problem would go away, he sneered. We have no choice but to hit them hard and then kill these cells if they raise their ugly heads. Why are you taking a coward standpoint? height retorted

So you're going to waddle your fat ass over there and put some skin in the game or are you gonna? Contend to put others at risk Jacobs it said unlike you I've had skin in the game for years He served in the IDF in the 1970s. What have you done? Height shot back retired seal senior chief with a bronze star with V Talking about fucking V for valor or something. I like how they're just competing with depravity, you know One guy's like yeah, I killed women and children in the 70s Yeah, motherfucker. How many villages have you pacified using extreme prejudice? You pacified using extreme prejudice

Also to what's again we've said it before but just how Zionism is inherently anti-semitic You know what I mean? You know, he's being anti-semitic and his lobophobic and racist in one breath, you know Oh my god, and it just all works just all blends perfect. It's seamless. It's seamless, dude. I Mean on that note, did y'all see that article that was in tablet that that guy wrote? about how like Israel needed to Basically reject any normative frameworks of justice at like the international level and in the West and like developed their own I Mean it was like straight up like

biblical code yeah I think he had I think he was using I know which article we talked about Terrence if it's the same one I'm thinking I think was using references to the Torah right and religious texts you know to justify you know I mean doing away with these norms and essentially becoming like yeah just a genocidal theocratic well even more even more so, I guess, you know. Yeah. I love how they cast aspersions at Islam. You know what I mean?

And it's like, if you really want to bark up that tree, like, there's stuff in all the Abrahamic religions that are like, how should we say, retrograde, okay? It's like, none of us children of Abraham got like it can take a moral fucking high ground I'm like, you know some shit, you know, yeah, unless you were likely Zoroastrian or something like that You know, maybe once again Zoroastrianism wins. Once again it wins another dub I gotta tell you to just glance at the Wikipedia page the fit they're putting that shit on and Zoroastrianism Yeah, yeah, that's the the priest silks and stuff and the masks. Oh shit.

Yeah, do you think a fucking religion with a ziggurat is just gonna half ass it when it comes to swag? Nah man, they're gonna go all out brother. The article was live by the law or die on the cross by Jeremy England. Let me just read some of these, what he wrote. As a reflection of the oneness of the God described therein, the Torah is obstinately balanced when it comes to simple principles. It insists on justice but makes room for mercy, cherishes human life, but acknowledges deadly

violence can be correct. It sees all people as created in the image of God, but it commands the nation of Israel to play a unique priestly role Through example rather than through world-dominating force put into practice in 2024 This means that Israel must stop pretending it as a nation like any other Begging to be judged fairly by whatever standards the current hegemon has decreed We all agree upon we need to look for standards from within our tradition to set a moral example for the whole world while making It more practically possible to defend our homeland. Instead of bragging about the extra danger of our soldiers' experience for the sake of sparing enemy non-combatants, we should reject the premise that we Jews bear any responsibility for protecting the human shields employed by our enemy."

Jesus Christ, dude. Christ dude, I counterpoint I think that we should You know if they really want to bark up this tree I think also well, let's bring back stoning Yeah, for example for designists. That's you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's bring back medieval medieval Not even many that's not even medieval at that point, right? Let's bring back medieval medieval not even medieval. That's not even medieval at that point, right? Now let's yeah, let's boil them upside down and a fucking in the vat of peanut oil Do that shit there this like all the esoteric ways the Apostles were killed, but that's how yeah deal with Netanyahu and the boys this this passage was really wild and above all given that land is nearly all that matters to this death worshiping foe

Instead of repeatedly withdrawing troops from areas We have just taken over so we can deny having unchristian territorial ambitions We should conquer annex and resettle parts of Gaza so that Jews and friendly Gentiles both can live there safely I have never heard a bigger pot calling the kettle black scenario than that shit death I mean dude that is straight Nazi shit. Like when you really think about it like it is a classic Nazi rhetorical device saying that like land is nearly all that matters to our death worshipping foe when it like Dude, just two weeks ago. The Netanyahu government put out this thing called Gaza 2035, which was this like high-tech blueprint for the techno-utopia that they were gonna turn Gaza into.

You know what I'm saying? What this is is a murderous real estate deal that they're trying to window dress with like all this fucking Torah horse shit is what it is. It's just classic textbook evangelical shit trying to put lipstick on the pig that is your fucking religious slash political project. There's no fucking biblical mandate to go get the fuck out of here. Dude, like you said, it's adding all these religious mytho religious right Connotations to what essentially as you said is a less perfect way to put it as a murderous murderous real estate like grab You know what I mean? Yeah

Yeah, I mean Did you guys see by the way? that story About I mean there's so many different stories I have just on my list of things I wanted to talk about as it pertains to Israel. But did you guys see the story about the former head of Mossad threatening the prosecutor at the International Criminal Court? Nah.

Dude. That tracks though the this guy Yossi Cohen His So apparently his activities were authorized at a high level of Israeli government and justified on the basis that the court posed the threat Of prosecutions against military personnel this happened in 2021 by the way He he basically threatened her He's alleged to have told her you should help us and let us take care of you

You don't want to be getting into things that could compromise your security or that of your family and then they like started taking they started stalking her husband and taking photos of him and sending them to her and I mean It's like straight up like it's like a map shit basically I mean just imagine I mean just the just the just the level of the leeway that Israel gets you know that's kind of just justified either it's like swept under the rug no one talks about or is just seen as like I mean normative right like you know like this is like okay, right? It's just insane.

Can you imagine? That's the irony of that piece and tablet. Like we should start, establish our own framework of justice and all this. And it's like, well, you don't even need to because clearly international laws don't pertain to you at all. Clearly there is no, I mean, just the fact

that they're just whining and preening about like The whatever the hegemon decrees upon us in terms of like morals and laws It's like it doesn't fucking matter because you guys know you're talking like you're a member of the Sanhedrin council and fucking like shut the fuck Oh, yeah, they wait the West lets you do whatever the fuck it wants like there are no fucking breaks on this there are no No pressure whatsoever There are no fucking breaks on this there are no no pressure whatsoever Not even with the less left the West let you do what you want But the West will punish its own citizens for criticizing you dog Like what other countries is that fucking does do what other country gets that kind of influence in leeway, right? Y'all kill Americans and not a single fucking prosecution. What do you want to do? You're cops essentially

They're just like you have all the free reign do what you want. None of the accountability It is crazy the last thing that they have the latter that they don't have the only thing they don't have in the last thing That they want is the ability to do it without anybody raising any concerns or any You know what I'm saying, like any... They don't want the PR. What they're trying to figure out is how do we stamp out the PR. Yeah.

Like, and they know that, like, this smells fucking rotten. Yeah, they want to be able to do it with... They're gonna have to work harder than just having the fucking New York Times on the take. Exactly. They want to be able to do it without anybody raising any objections. I mean, it's just out of fucking control man This was 2021 the head of their intelligence agency can just go to the International Court of Justice or Criminal Court and just Basically just bling on them like Godfather style and say like yeah Well, you don't want anything to happen to your family. Do you like here's what here's pictures of your fucking husband and children

You don't want anything to happen to them, do you? The crazy shit about it is the further you see this and you tease this out, you see like this is kind of, I mean, at the root of like, like shit, like real anti-Semitic violence, like the squirrel heel shooting and stuff like that. Like these people have made these like tropes and everything so like palpable, like in like the imagination of people that don't really like have, these tropes and everything so palpable, in the imagination of people that don't really have, have not really teased this out

to what it really is. It's a very hyper-specific political project, not indicative of every Jewish person's beliefs. And how that they just, the whole thing runs on that. And if you criticize any of that, oh, you're doing this, and we've said this a million times, you know what I mean?

But you just see how deep that rot is with these people and what pain that has actually caused Jewish people that are innocent bystanders of that, you know, in a way. And something that's being done in their name right yeah it's I mean I read this I've read 20,000 iterations of the same article for fucking nine months now but I read an I read an article an op-ed this morning in the New York Times from Paul Krugman and the whole point was just like oh these protests they're gonna wind up voting Trump in office

And once again like I read an article like this in the American prospect yesterday That was the same that one had an insane statement that was like Actually, both articles had insane statements that are completely there's no evidence behind any of them They're completely hysterical completely inflammatory in the new prospect the sentence was something along the lines of like Trump poses the greatest threat to American democracy oh Trump victory will destroy the American Republic even more definitively than if the Confederacy had been able to secede History I listen I never want to hear another fucking person anywhere talk about like, I

don't know what black people are mad about, slavery is a long time ago. History is never fucking dead. Yeah. You see this right now. You see this, like we're in this like historical, everything everywhere all at once moment where it's like, oh, I'm going to connect to this event back to the war of 1812, back to the frie- like, and you can see some through you know What I mean like but people lose their minds and bring it back to well well well You know at the time we had to get rid of these bad actors

But had we let them flourish a little bit maybe they would have you know I Mean hell even I was doing that was Saddam Hussein two days ago. That is a crazy This shit would have been happening on Saddam's watch I don't even fucking know what I'm talking about also too bad I just gotta say it's just like it's just like you know the fact that like you like I don't mean I'm thinking about um I'm thinking about Nikki Haley the other day who had said who this this journalist at this press conference had asked this White House spokesperson,

like why can't like comments like Nikki Haley's as a public figure who says we should finish them, right? Like why can't- While signing a bomb. Yeah, while signing, yes, while signing a bomb, right? Why can't- Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. If any one of us had done that, do not pass go, do not collect $200, we are going to Guantanamo Bay.

That's the meme of like better learn to speak Chinese pal, you're not in the NBA anymore, you're going to play in China. Better learn to speak Spanish pal, you're going to Guantanamo Bay. Sorry, the follow up to Syed's question, if Nikki Haley's comments are made by a private citizen therefore don't require any comment from you Why did this administration criticize people who spoke out in favor of those in Palestine? Demanding a ceasefire and were quite vocal. What when what's the difference? When did we do that? Well, do you want to talk about the number of times that they were described as anti-Semitic? Any time there was a pro-Palestinian protest, it seemed to be that the administration was quite happy.

You were conflating six different things, and your question is a little bit not on the level. But dude, the fact that she could say something like that, and then the reporter, the spokesperson said, well, you're conflating two different things, you know? I mean, I don't know, man. It's just once again, it's just like this incredible double standard where it's like,

you can be a citizen of the United States and you have supposed, I mean, look, man, if anything, if anything, I would say that the quieting effect, right? And the McCarthying effect right and the the McCarthyism right that's been going on in the past like seven eight months is like incredibly destructive to this idea of democracy that they have or free speech or anything you know but it's only when it comes in the threat of someone like Trump you know and I just want to add to this idea that like people who find genocide abhorrent are gonna help him win right instead of one it just being like a natural response to an atrocity, and two, to say,

hey, we would like you to stop doing this thing that is incredibly unpopular, right? And that is a threat to us all, you know? But apparently that's not just anti-Semitic, but that's anti-democratic, right? So we all have to fall in line, right? Well, the argument rests on the premise, and this is basically Kurtman's point in his article too, the argument rests on the premise that whatever is happening in Gaza

isn't as bad as it would be if Trump was in office. Basically that Biden is staying their hand And I just want to say something I just want to say Incremental view of things drives me fucking insane. They could just fucking leave a place looking like goddamn Mad max and they're like well listen. know it's bad I know it's bad but could you imagine what it would look like if Trump was there yeah but there's nine people left and there's like radioactive cats like malnourished and wandering around looking for fish bones what the fuck are you talking about much

worse could get you stupid fat fuck god I want to squeeze the life out of Paul fucking Krugman what do you do that? Well, I think the point I'm trying to make here is that if you think that I Really have to like I I have to know how you explain Their comments in recent press conferences for at least three months now. I've noticed this recent press conferences for at least three months now. I've noticed this. Specifically this week you got the clearest example of it when this reporter had asked John Kirby,

how many more videos of charred corpses do you need to see? And John Kirby gets, he says, oh, I'm offended that you would even ask that. How does this not violate the red line that the president laid out? As I said, we don't wanna see a major ground operation. We haven't seen that at this point. that she would even ask that. If the administration gets offended more innocent life taken and I kind of take a little offense at the question if the Administration gets offended about having to answer for charred corpses and beheaded children

To me it kind of fucking gives the game away that they aren't doing shit To hold back Israel's hand they they couldn't care less what Israel does and junk this is another thing John Kirby said this week He said this is not Tel Aviv. I'm not the IDF spokesperson It's like you might as well be my mind is fucking well be and so I just have to ask You've got her caring water for these motherfuckers every single goddamn day like you might as well be on the fucking payroll I just I don't even it's weird man man It's just these claims like Krugman said there's a very real possibility that if Trump wins in November It'll be the last real national election in America that that America holds for a very long time And it's like it's like how do you prove these statements?

How do you think it's gonna happen you you think you think the fuck you think it's gonna be a coup or some shit like that? Well all the fine sexy generals that Trump calls you think they're gonna like stand up behind like dude I mean look, you know, like clearly you guys have allies in various military Places because you're fucking killing everybody on earth So I'm not buying it that you're just gonna let Trump roll over you with his generals like no no no You've killed presidents before, yo. You know what I'm saying? You've killed a president before, dog.

Probably, you know what I mean? Like this idea that like they couldn't, I mean, I'm not even going that far, right? But this idea that if they wanted to stop Trump from doing that, that they couldn't, right? Or even, I mean, dude, I don't even fucking know, man. I would even, you know, maybe I'm wrong about this, man. And I know that, you know, I mean, of of course like all these people are mega mega maniacal insane But I don't even think he wants to fucking be president forever dog

You know what I mean? Like I really don't man like to have power sure but to be like King like I don't know man I could be fucking wrong, you know, I could be wrong, but I don't know. I guess it's like I don't know I I mean I read the Group chat from these off leash guys and they like, you know, they very clearly want to turn the world into fucking You know Nicaragua Central America 1980s But does Trump want that like I just I guess what I'm what I'm really blown away by is the number of times you

Can just make outrageous statements like this that are falsifiable or at least again does is the country does Trump really represent a greater threat to quote-unquote American democracy than a cabal of slave owners who were trying to turn the South into basically a version of some ancient feudal you know what I mean? Egyptian, yeah. It's just like I I don't know I mean I guess I don't we've had one Trump term already and I don't know. I mean, I guess I don't we've had one Trump term already And I didn't see anything in that that was a huge deviation from the way America has currently been run up to this point exactly exactly like I just I just can't I just in fact he played Golf more and probably people are alive because he likes to play golf

I just I don't know I'm not making the left case for Trump. Obviously think that would yield some very bad things No, I'm just I'm just trying to say that these claims are They've got no real evidence behind them like okay then finally then make the case None of them really make the case. They're all just like, we just know, this is dogma. Obviously this is the greatest threat. The democracy is on the line at the ballot box and it's your duty as a good standing American citizen to go out and uphold it.

You know what we need to do? We need to get somebody that Trump thinks is very cool, like George Clooney or somebody like that. Not George Clooney, he's too lit, but we need somebody, we need Boots Riley or somebody, somebody that's objectively cool with the right to say, listen, if you really want to drive these people crazy, you need to run like Eugene V. Devs from prison as a... Run from your ziggurat.

Yeah, from the top of your ziggurat. Also I just have to say, man, like, how can I put this, man? They're so worried about Trump furthering anti-democracy in this country. He'll have a thousand year reign. But okay, so I don't want to jump ahead, right? Like he's a fel ahead, right? But so, like, he's a felon, right? But because of the way that laws in this country work, I can't even fucking explain them. He can still run for president. He could possibly still vote for himself in Florida. If we want to go back to the impeachment,

you didn't fucking impeach him, you know? All these things- Didn't DeSantis, didn't DeSantis, like, you can vote as a felon in Florida now, right? Yeah, you can, you can. I think after you pay restitutions for whatever legal claims but my point is that all of these supposed measures right to stem anti-democratic or authoritarian tendencies right to at least in their minds to make sure right that someone uncouth right doesn't someone corrupt doesn't reach that office all that shit fell through they didn't fucking commit to any of it, right?

So now it's on people now right to save democracy when they had the fucking chain. Okay, just like air quotes I mean they had the chance to make sure he could never fucking run again You know what I mean, but they didn't do that shit, you know, yeah It's also telling that the the crimes they choose to stick him on is just it's I mean I'm not one of these guys like, you know Oh, this is like You know like some sort of witch hunt or whatever. I mean I thought to a certain degree it's like if they really wanted to stick him on like his like

Real crimes that have implications for the rest of us that would indict everybody else in the system to this So they chose to stick him on the Stormy Daniel shit because they view, Libs view, the ultimate victory for mankind is just humiliating this guy in public. Who's never, who's like, who they've not been able to, who has slipped their grasp at every turn. But now we finally got him on this porn star hush money stuff. Like, okay good. Now you, like the scripture says, you have your reward. And now, you know, it's like we were talking about in the group chat. The thing that pisses me off the most is that like all the self-righteous libs who've made such a sticking point of children

in cages at the border during 2020 have nothing to say about Gaza. I mean, increasingly that's probably less true because it seems like more people are kind of waking. I mean, increasingly that's probably less true because it seems like more people are kind of waking up to this and that's a good sign. But by and large, they've kind of did, oh, it's an interesting tension and friction and we have to remember the legacy of the Holocaust and all this kind of stuff that doesn't even really

factor into this in any real way. But it's like the difference is that it's like having a team you root for. You know what I mean? Like they love the aesthetics of being like the blue dems, you know? Blue MAGA people, as we say. And what that means is that kids in the cages at border was politically expedient to get their guy, for their team to win.

And now it could be a liability to support the kids in Gaza, you know know that are getting terrorized and bombed and murdered and everything like that now it could cause their team to lose So they're a little little squishier on that but like when they can use the kids For political points they can do that and truth is they don't give a fuck about any of them They care about their team winning the chip again, you know, absolutely. I mean, you know just as a thought experiment I mean, it's not it's not even a novel thought experiment. I mean, everyone's been saying this. We're talking about this. But, you know, if Trump did win, it would be very interesting to see all these people who for the past seven months have been cheerleading genocide, you know. It would be very interesting for them to come out against, right? Against Trump being in charge of this, you know. Doing the genocide?

Yeah, doing the genocide. Yeah doing the yeah Oh if Trump if Trump was in office, they would be nailing it at every turn. Yeah Yeah, that's true Because they we know this because that's literally what they did about the border the kids engages at the border Even though literally just last week or earlier this week. I think Biden is now putting forward like an executive order that basically makes it Legal for the president to shut down the border whenever he wants to I mean there it's just it's a weird it creates a weird disjuncture and I'm you know I'm not

trying to rain on anybody's parade there were some funny tweets yesterday and there are some incredibly funny possibilities to think about. Like, for example, if Trump does go to jail and then wins from jail, that would be fucking hilarious. Or if like, I don't know. There's so many different, like various. It's like it's like Tom said that tweet, you know, where he's like, you know, calling it from Zoom in jail. It's a call is lagging, you know.

Or it's like before you pick up the phone, you have a call from blah, blah, blah penitentiary. You know what I mean? He's just like, I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like these, like I said, go ahead, go ahead, Terrence.

Well, I was just gonna say, like, yes, there are some funny elements to this, but it also does create a weird disjuncture where it's like the guy currently in office is Doing a genocide and crime against humanity Against exactly and it's like where's his trial and he not only needs to be put on trial But he needs to be like paraded through the streets and we can throw shit at him. Yeah Yeah, like Furiosa when they fucking drawn quarter that guy with motorcycles like that's the best he deserves

I'm just saying like now better yet with like hot like with tricycles Don't take even longer And they should be commandeered by children, right? Yes No, it just creates this weird disjuncture because it's like I What concerns me about this is and It doesn't matter it does it really genuinely doesn't matter if you get out here and say like oh I agree with this or oh I disagree with this because like to me

Everything is already on some track that we don't even know how it's gonna end But like looking back on it in 50 years will be like yeah That was the only way that was gonna end I think that like this is like we're caught in the drain spiral where every development is simultaneously extremely bleak and Inevitable in a way and so I just like and so I just like When I hear like a reporter saying like how many more charred corpses Is it gonna take for you to finally a fucking wake up, you know, just even even acknowledge us break the fourth wall Like that to me is like expressing a democratic sentiment

Clearly a lot of people in this country are fed the fuck up with this And I also want to point out to do your point dance This is a guy from NBC saying this it's not like some some like left-wing reporter with a sub stack exactly yep Yep, I mean it's close. It's also like real quick. It's also to I just have to bring up the god I don't know if we talked about this on the on the patreon but the the the peer right, you know You were talking earlier right about a White House spokesperson's being upset right and incensed at the fact that they're being challenged with these questions And this reporter acts. Well, the peer was a failure, you know, and you get I mean like we see that It's not an opinion dog. It's a fact the shit is sinking in the water, bro You know what I mean? Like there are tides coming in and shit like that in the spring

they're gonna drown submerge it and That fact to you is More viewed as an opinion right right a critic thinly veiled criticism. You know, it's just I don't I mean, it's it's I Yeah, I don't know man, it's just I think yeah, I think we're we're going with this is just like Every time we try to raise some modicum of like a democratic lower capital D or lower D democratic like Objections to this we are routinely told like oh you're in parallel democracy by doing this Oh, or you're just flat-out of sympathizing with Hamasas or like blah blah blah it can't ever just be that we are actually

In solidarity with the people losing their entire families and bloodlines. It can't just be that it has to be that We're trying to take down America. We're trying to take down the Democrats. We're trying to take down democracy it can't be any it can't be any genuine expression of horror and revulsion at this and So that's why it's like I read fucking Krugman or that dipshit in the American prospect. It's like Well, if you're just gonna shout everybody down with these with these Accusations then like clearly you don't fucking give a shit about democracy either. I mean they know that, I'm not trying to catch them in some hypocrisy because like the conservatives

they have a weird thing about also getting caught in their own inconsistencies and incoherencies. So I don't... Dude, that's also my... Go ahead, I'm sorry. No, I was just gonna a quick dude they're meeting genuine like horror and concern sympathy solidarity all these positive you know emotions are strong emotions right there they're meeting that with cynicism nihilism and hypocrisy you know what I mean and it's just so instinctual that I can only imagine that of course people

are gonna dig their heels even harder, right, you know Yeah, I want to pause the third thing as far as John Kirby's concerned. I think he saw earthrider the other day. Yeah Like I think I think this is a man flailing in public realizing I'm going to hell And there's do not pass go do not collect $200 What is my whole existence been for and make no mistake John Kirby you are going to hell Oh, no, all these people are going to hell. Well, I think yeah, I think we've been talking about it for months, but it very And again, I don't know after we after I said this on choppa Apparently a lot of people took issue with it

but I do think that for months that the Dems have been slowly co-opting the MAGA platform. They've been doing it economically, they've been doing it culturally, they've been doing it on all kinds of fronts. But they, I don't know if you guys saw this story, but like two more Biden officials resigned this week. One of them was from US aid.

And the reason that they resigned was because they were trying to give some sort of like PowerPoint presentation on humanitarian aid in Gaza, and they basically were told they could either, they could either quit, or they would be fired, because they like made the egregious error of basically referring to Palestinians as human beings. And it's like, that's the administration's position, okay?

That's just a fucking fact. They don't see Palestinians as humans. And so, how the fuck am I supposed to get on board with a party that does not see Palestinians as human beings? It's not happening, bro. I'm sorry, fuck off. Stop texting me, goddammit. I just have to say, yo, you know, like, I know that I'm comfortable, right?

Like, where I am, right? Like, you know, my fucking house and Georgia where I live, but I mean, at the same time, man, I'm in a city where they're tearing down a forest to build a cop training facility. Law enforcement agency, multiple agencies across this state and other states that collude with the IDF, right? They get training, they trade weapons and equipment and shit like that, you know what I mean? So like, if it's like, like they don't see Palestinians as human beings, you know?

Like when that war comes back home, you know? Like they're not going to see anyone who's marginalized, anyone who not gonna see anyone who's marginalized anyone is poor anyone who's black and he was queer Anyone who is just disgruntled or has the temerity to go outside and protest, you know They're not gonna fucking see was a human being either dog. You know what I mean? They're gonna see you as a voter as a potential voter as a consumer But you're not a human being worthy of dignity in life and respect, right? So I mean, again, I'm just sorry. It's just like, why the fuck would I vote for somebody like that dog who can't see the inherent humanity in another, you know, in someone else, man?

Fuck out of here, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and the other thing too, I mean, we talked about this in the group chat a little bit that I fear will happen in the, in the wake of, you know, and again, I'm like Terrence, I'm not trying to rain on anybody's parade. It's certainly fucking hilarious that Trump got, you know, at least a little comeuppance, but it does feel like it's going to open the floodgates for that co-option, co-optation,

co-option? Co-option. Which is, yeah, co-option. The co-opting of There we go of Trump's whole thing because now they can they can say like okay look your guys You know, he's been publicly humiliated whatever whatever And we know they're gonna try to siphon off some of those Trump voters that like, you know Like I've gone along with him to this point which is kind of hilarious to think about there's probably people like this You know, I mean? They wouldn't even fucking

condemn Nikki Haley she signed a fucking bomb and said finish them and they explicitly refused to condemn her in a press conference. This also a day after Roffa right a day after we're all horrified by this shit she's signing fucking bombs you know. Yeah so I think that is just gonna get worse in the wake of the Trump conviction and stuff like that because I think what it's going to do now, yeah like Terrence was saying, I think what it's going to do is just let them have carte blanche in terms of like further co-opting their whole thing and saying, look, we can do this.

Everything that you love about Trump, we can do that and not be messy about it. Yeah. And you know, and you may start seeing Some strange bedfellows emerge after this like long period of just being obstinate. You know what I mean? It is hard to say I cuz I was reading that off leash The fucking off leash is not convinced of that argument It also sounds like some pro BDSM group or some shit like that. It does. Fucking sexy ass motherfucking... They fucking um... They are convinced that this was...

This had me fucking rolling. The real problem is that Democrats have been in cahoots with the Muslim Brotherhood. They are captured by Islamic terrorists,ist globalists and other foreign and domestic evildoers I wish brother so I mean there it's I think it really it will work to a certain extent But it also at the same time like these people are convinced that the Democrats are like Marxists jihadists globalists But I it's weird because like when you say globalists I feel like that's like a dog whistle for the word you and so like that Oh, that's literally Tom Cotton literally had a tweet where he was calling

Like I think either the like the liberal democratic establishment globalist Yeah in defense of Israel and it was just it was like my head was just like wait You're using an anti-semitic trope in defense of Zionism That gives the game up to it's not even about any of that My head was just like, wait, you're using an anti-Semitic trope in defense of Zionism? That gives the game up too. It's not even about any of that. It's just about who is the most wanton outfit in the Middle East to just run roughshod with. It could be anybody.

The Saudis are right there with them and they're not Jewish. You know what I mean? It gives it away that the Democrats are the biggest marks on the planet. And that's the thing, by their own racism, their inability to see Palestinians as humans, and their sort of like philo-Semitism, they have basically allowed themselves to become the instruments of the genocide, like the public face of it. And I've said this before, but it's like Israel doesn't like, the Netanyahu government doesn't have to basically, I mean, I guess people people do say that like oh, he's vulnerable in Israel people hate him after the war is over He's gonna be voted out and everything, but I did see this fucking thing yesterday

I saw like a poll in the Washington Post that said that let's see if I can find this real quick Most Israelis rate militaries campaign in Gaza, quote, about right or not enough. A survey by Pew Research found only one in five Israelis said the military campaign in Gaza had gone too far. I mean, it's genocide nation over there, folks. I mean. Can I just, dude, you know they teach you this shit,

you know, when you take like political science or like, you know, like international politics, right? One of the concepts is that we tend to judge a leader, right? And a government, right? We tend to judge people by their leader and their government, right? We generalize, right? But that is genocide nation, yo. Like it literally was created explicitly as a project of settler colonialism, right?

where land is key is genocide is key right to securing this land and The entire society and culture seems to be indoctrinated in it man, right? I mean, it's just it's just a Democrats every time the Democrats have become the public face of that Just like in the absence of like Lacu doesn't have to do that because that's just the platform the Democrats actually have to go Out there and naturalize it which is an insane fucking Proposition I mean genuinely could you have seen that happening like I couldn't have seen that happening like ten years ago Basically the Democrats being the institution at the global scale that has to like basically go out there and launder this and like be like, okay, this is why you should be okay with it. Fucking crazy.

Dog, I know these two things are not the same. I hope no one gets mad at me for saying this, but I just keep thinking about what if they had went as hard as they're going for Zionism for like black determination. You know what I'm saying? Like a completely like a product, like a completely different project But just like under this guise of like oh, we're like progressives, which means like we're not we're we're not We're not anti-semitic. You know what I mean? Like we we we remember we remember the Holocaust and never again Right means that no one else right should have to face this again, right? but I don't know when it comes to other issues yo like other issues that are actually of like

That are rooted in like, you know, I don't know like creating a more egalitarian World or society right, you know, like they don't commit to those things, right? But you can commit to this right under the banner of never again, right? It's just fun. It's cynical dude It's just fucking insane. What was that Biden thing thing he said this week he said what do you think Trump would have done if on January 6th if black Americans had stormed the Capitol I don't think he would be talking about pardons this is the same guy who wanted to tear gas you as you peacefully protested George Floyd's murder motherfucker you were fucking talking about tear gassing people you

were talking about how bad people were protesting dude people what about the sweet daddy Andy the you know beloved Democratic governor of Kentucky deployed the National Guard against George Floyd protesters and killed people including one including a black business owner in Louisville yeah I get the fuck out of here without talking about you're like oh there's so much Drake shut the fuck up do're all the goddamn same. But now, Tom, you see it at this time? What it is is that when Trump is president, he has influence and power over police departments. Because people kept trying to say, oh, well, that's different, because federalism, X,

Y, Z. I'm like, dude, literally, Joe Biden was on the fucking view of some shit the other day talking about how the protests were violent, yo. You know what I mean? Literally, he did not condone any of the use of excessive force, right? He said that anti-Semitism is not allowed on college campuses, which means that you're giving the fucking cops license, right, to beat the shit out of these kids, dog, in defense of what? Like, of fighting against anti-Semitism, yo?

What kind of cynical, twisted shit is that, dog? And these are many Jewish students who are protesting, who are getting the shit beat out of them, yo? It's just so fucking cynical, dog. It's disgusting. I just, dude, I have a bad, I mean, I just have a bad, bad feeling. Like, it's just this dark fucking vibe

that just hangs over me, man. It's like, I don't know, it's not like I ever put faith in the Democrats before, but at least they weren't insulting my intelligence with this degree of frequency and aggressiveness, you know what I'm saying? insulting my intelligence with this degree of frequency and Aggressiveness, you know what I'm saying? Like it it seems like it's been stepped up a notch like genuinely like the amount of text messages I receive is like Like if I was fucking just if this was any other person this would be like gang stalking This was like I would have to go and get a court order or something. This is fucking crazy

you know, I mean it's go and get a court order or something. This is fucking crazy. You know I mean and just like the amount of insults to your intelligence just like that statement like if black Americans had stormed the Capitol on January 6th It's like what are you talking about dude? You know you would come out and just nuke them all you would rather fucking sacrifice DC than let that happen. It is the most it is this like the most pitiful sad obvious pandering bullshit I've ever seen this is a this is a desperate pathetic little man Joe Biden Yes, bro This is like a deer caught in the headlights seeing the car coming towards it You know and trying to leap out the way before I get him oh now

Oh, this is this from this from the man that brought you such hits is if you don't vote for Joe Biden you ain't black I'm Charlie Mayn and all that's on the Breakfast Club and all that shit. Remember when he did that? I remember when he did that shit, bro. This is also the motherfucker who went drinking lemonade with Strom Thurmond, yo. Brought us the fucking crime bill, dog. You know what I'm saying? I mean, come on, dude.

I think, actually, I think Joe Biden gave the eulogy at Strom Thurmond's funeral. I think he did. Yeah, he did, yeah he did. When he died peacefully at 109. Still in office, brother. Because there's no justice in the world. Still in office, brother. I think the thing is, it's entirely possible that this Trump thing basically opens up the path for him.

It's entirely possible that it does the opposite. Maybe people are like, man it's bad ass that Trump's in jail Let's all go vote for it now. I mean you see the you see the AI picture with him at Coros With somebody said this is our George Floyd date What I was losing it was that that court sketch that courtroom sketch of him looking at a television image of himself Did you see that? it's it's like a courtroom sketch of him watching a video of himself and in the video

He looks like he's doing like a David Byrne like Talking heads type deal like this is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful life. It's like I don't know He's such such a weird surreal drawing but um, but it's possible like The fucking you know, it's possible that that plays in his favor I have galvanizes his supporters man because they already believe that there's a witch hunt after him They already believe that there's but at the same Democrats are colluding, you know

Hilarious hilarious thing is like these motherfuckers love Justice being brought to people and sucking off cops and everything, but it's what it's dude This is just an exercise of nationalist team loyalty and like the weird things that happened with fandom. It is man I don't know you could be Kentucky I know this because I know the Kentucky Wildcats can do no wrong in my you know what I mean? Yeah, there's all kinds of bad shit there. You know it's just two different kinds of bootlicking flag humping It's just like man. You guys are fucking pathetic. You're all fucking pathetic get a fucking life This is a heart yo. Yeah, get a heart. This is fucking pathetic

It's fucking disgusting I Don't know man I It's pathetic. It's fucking disgusting. I don't know, man. I, I... Well, look. It's bringing me back to China. Dude, fuck China, all right, well, wait, not fuck China, like literally, fuck China, but like as a story.

Like North Korea, they're the ones fucking cooking shit, man. They're the ones fucking, amazing things are happening in North Korea, they're the ones fucking cooking shit man. They're the ones fucking amazing things are happening in North Korea We can end on this story North Korea since fleets of balloons carrying excrement to South Korea They filled balloons with trash and shit and then just floated them over And they started landing in South Korea's most hater shit I hate your guts It's also I think I think it also

Attacks to a trend right or something that I've been saying about um Victimless relatively victimless whimsical Whimsical things you know what I mean? I mean, you could send bombs, you could drone it, or you could send balloons full of shit, yo, which is, you know. I think it sends a strong message. I think it sends a stronger message than just killing people, you know?

Totally. Yeah. Like, I hope you get cholera, that's how much I fucking hate you, you know? Yeah, bitch. I hope you get a nasty case of hepatitis A Yeah on the actually that wasn't the final story the final story I wanted to account recount here was there's a third party candidate whose brain is equally as

eroded and decayed, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Did you guys see this story about how he said he was on a white water rafting trip in Peru and he was ambushed by indigenous people who started shooting bows and arrows. They started shooting arrows at him and as defense they lit a stick of dynamite and then threw it at them This is fucking worse than that chick say she killed her dog yo, Kristi Well for one, you know the story is absolute horseshit

But to the degree like the best outcome here is you might have killed some native Peruvians, or maimed them at least. Brother, y'all remember that? I don't know if y'all remember, but y'all know. But you know that children's book about the worm eating an apple? Yeah.

And when you pull it out, like it has all the, they should cut out the shit. They should make that one with like Robert F. Kennedy Judy's brain Where you can flip you can flip do it and you can see each side of his brain and the grooves like that Is it if wasn't the book in the shape of an apple if I remember correctly? Yeah, they should do it. Yeah, they should do it in the shape of his brain if by some Miracle that Robert F. Kennedy wins this election, and I do mean miracle

It would be like what turning water into wine Ask in in in scale But if you were you know like how fucking how fucking annoying things are gonna be, because you're getting like the worst of like Biden world, you're getting the worst of like Trump world, because I mean, Kennedy's still like a pro-Israel like fucking genocidal maniac in his own right. But anytime he says something crazy, he's just like his excuse is gonna be the worm ate part of my brain that I have no impulse control because a weren't make part of my brain. I Mean, I think honestly I think he might be one up in Biden on the stories man, you know

Because Biden likes to make shit up too, you know, I mean, that's the Biden aspect of a man Just making shit up on the fly, you know 100% he'll do the policies. He'll do the Trump policies You know, I'm the Biden policies as well, but mostly just making shit up It is funny that like Biden and Kennedy see themselves as like swashbuckler types. It's like, yeah man, when I was like, I was on a kibbutz in 1972, there my uncle Brocy, he took me to the Patagonia region

once too, we were ambushed. I was locked up with Nelson Mandela. They see themselves in an old archetype Which is that of like the swashbuckler? But like Trump is not a swashbuckling guy like I'm trying to think of like who he sees himself as like he doesn't have that like when he makes fantastical stories and lies and stuff like Actually Trump doesn't really tell stories like that, does he? Trump does more like observational comedy.

He does observational comedy, right? Biden and Kennedy do like the whole like, oh, they tell the story that's obviously not true, but Trump does more observational comedy. Trump tells lies, but it's more from like a Bravo, like, you know, Bravo bitch, like sort of caddy, gossipy point of view. Yes, yes, yes, yes, like he's telling us go ahead. Go ahead talk

No, no, I just that's what I mean Like, you know the same society that produced Real Housewives and like that kind of stuff is like Absolute like Trump is the perfect president for us like and like if we're just talking about like good matches for like John cue American, you know, not what's good for everybody. But like what what we deserve as fucking the cretins we are Yeah One thing last thing I'll say man something I'll say is uh, you know maybe we talked about some patreon too man, but whether it's like Dems that are

just full-throatedly supporting Biden or whether it it's, because I don't know how many Republicans, how many Republicans are going to like, peel off from this, right? Because of this conviction, you know? If anything, like we said, I think it might galvanize them, but it just really isn't saying to me that like, you have one guy who's doing crimes against humanity, and he's hailed as presidential for it, right?

And the other guy who's been convicted of these like white collar crimes or whatever, you know what I mean? And it's just insane that like in within the media, within that apparatus that and I mean, maybe they true maybe they are true believers, but it's just like, no one is like seriously talking about replacing. I mean, I don't not that I give a shit, but seriously's just like no one is like seriously talking about replacing I mean, I don't not that I give a shit. Yeah, seriously replacing any of these people You know what I mean? That's just insane that you see this premise and it's just not completely deranged to you right and it's something that we're all forced to

Become normalized with and just you know familiarize with and like it. This is just what happens. It's just insane, dude I find I I find it to be on honestly if you really yeah I'm not trying to rain on anybody's parade but I find it to be utterly repellent the fact that like you can just you can just sit back and be like oh the problem is gonna take care of itself and That I mean I saw fucking like people posting on my Instagram stories of like photos of their parents Drinking champagne with MSNBC on in the background. It's just like, you motherfuckers, you are the most privileged, like, comfortable people that have ever existed in the entire human story.

And you are gonna sit here and pop champagne bottles because the guy you think is nasty is gonna go to jail and it absolves you from having to put- And maybe he won't go to jail. And maybe he won't, probably won't gonna go to jail and it absolves you from having maybe he won't go to jail Maybe he won't probably won't even go to jail it absolves you from the fucking responsibility of putting even a fucking Modicum of pressure on the guy that's fucking killed 50,000 people so far. This is disgusting. I'm sorry It's fucking disgusting. We deserve death America death death to America this country fucking sucks. It's disgusting it has to die Dude, we deserve the the maelstrom from the Edgar Allan Poe story the maelstrom. You know we deserve to be sucked down that shit

I mean we're basically going down the fucking drain. You know that's it. That's what that refers to Yeah, I always wondered when I hear the word maelstrom. I act like I'm yeah, of course I get the reference I'm just I'm tired of people saying that Israel is this exceptionally unique with like we just did 20 minutes ago It is not exceptional. It's not unique America's probably worse Honestly if we're really getting down to it like those motherfuckers They just look worse to us because there's no pretense in this country We have this disgusting fucking pretense that we're somehow above it or more enlightened or that because we have liberalism and all this That like oh we can all adjudicate it rationally and in the court of fucking law and all this no

No, not any better. We fucking deserve the worst that the universe could possibly fucking put It's disgusting. I'm sorry. I just again, you know, I mean I've seen so many Pictures of dead. I mean just stuff that I never thought I would see you know what I mean? And I never wanted to see you know, and it's just been so etched into my brain You know what I mean and just even trying to conceptualize that sort of mass suffering. Like I've cried about that shit, man. Like sitting in my fucking room and just trying to even just understand that level of just fucking death,

you know? And these motherfuckers have the nerve to fix their lips to turn around and tell me that I'm privileged for not wanting to condone this shit. And that as if I don't have a choice, the fact that you feel like you're chained to this shit, to this system, and that if you don't act, then you are harming your country, you know what I mean?

It's just so privileged to me and so self-centered that we should just be annihilated. I'm fucking sorry, dog. Like just supernova like a sun, man. There's just too much like fucking just hubris and nationalism wrapped up in that, even with people who see themselves like a son man there's just too much like fucking just hubris and Nationalism wrapped up in that even with people who see themselves as well-intentioned people especially those people right now We're seeing meaning these fucking liberals, you know, I don't man Yeah, I mean I

Don't know man fucking disgusting dude fucking like I said, that's I got I got a happier note to close on Yeah, I want to hear it. Victor Boot upon returning from Russia in the prisoner exchange joined the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia as we said earlier. In 2022, he ran for a seat in the Legislative Assembly of Olenovsk Oblast as a member of the LDPR on July 2nd, 2023. He won. Also, some interesting notes about his military career. Boot was heavily involved in the Soviet military operation in Angola, assisting the People's Movement

for the Liberation of Angola and the Angolan Civil War. Yeah. During his time there, he went on to learn Zosia and Zulu languages and was also he was considered to be a polyglot mastered several languages including Portuguese English French Arabic Farsi and Esperanto. God damn! Basically, it's a fake language. It's a fake language. It's not real. Oh, a second Reported it that's what the wiki says

It's a it's yeah, it's the world's most widely spoken international auxiliary language. What yeah, he speaks Esperanto. I thought it was fake I mean it is fake, but I mean every language. Yeah, I mean I mean to the degree every Yeah, he was his rank was he was a lieutenant in the Soviet But yeah, he was, his rank was, he was a lieutenant in the Soviet Armed Forces. Are you telling me this man who was to like engage those right-wing terror over the world probably has Soviet memorabilia in his house right now? What I'm telling you is this, had the Soviet Union not crumbled, we might remember Victor Boot not as the merchant of death, but as a Nobel winner. Oh my god, the people's merchant of death. I need to...

The merchant of death was once a communist. Well so is Putin. Yeah that's true. I guess that doesn't really mean anything. Yeah that's true. I guess at that point it's like, I mean I don't know, I guess at that point it's like, I mean, I don't know. I guess at that point it's just a matter of just living in a country under a government under a system, right? Rather than having any ideological affiliations, right? Yeah, you're fighting asymmetrical warfare with Angolan's though. Yeah, this is true. Have you guys seen that fucking video of that like really big baby?

They're like, who wants to go to the museum or whatever the zoo and the baby is like have you seen it? Big baby. It's a big baby. Yeah, big baby. It speaks English someone someone took that Someone took their photo put the caption on it who wants to die historic on the Fury Road Put the caption on it. Who wants to die historic on the Fury Road? I know it's like low hanging fruit to just read off other people's tweets, but that shit got me so good.

Can I bring up one last one? It is political, but it is like funny, I guess, though. Man, this shit was so funny to me, dog. I think it was like IS24 News, like one of those Zionist Israeli fucking like propaganda rags. But they posted a video of descendants, German, descendants of Nazis. Oh, dude.

Most of them were Germans who were marching in solidarity with Israel. And it was just like, yo, bro, yo, you got to get better writers for this shit, son. That's either like a gross over correction or Or they found common cause the interviews in that was fucking hilarious These these people were like yeah my my great grandfather like he did the Holocaust and we're out here supporting Israel We're out here supporting another Holocaust Here's the thing man. Here's like. We're out here supporting another Holocaust. Yeah. Here's the thing, man.

Here's what I've learned enough about history. If you do a Holocaust, you are even remotely, and that also includes the Southern slavers, that include, if you are involved in anything remotely like that, your entire bloodline should be hunted down and Exterminated so that you no longer have descendants that didn't get to march with the next people that are doing the next Holocaust and saying oh my grandfather did the last one and that's why I'm here for this one

I'm no you're the bloodline should be ended your field should be salted etc It's like well. It's like well It's like it's like a micro print. He said in black shirts and reds You know the Soviets should have killed more Nazis right before letting him flee to the United States, right? And we should have hung all the Confederates there exactly 100% man. Oh Man who wants to die historic on the Furi Road? I do I want to die historical in the Fury Road. What I love so much...

A volunteer's tribute. I love so much about those movies is they perfectly get like the verbal tics and like weird ass phrases. You get like an extreme decadence like in phases of extreme decay. It's like, yes, I would love to die historical. Well, it's like I was watching, I was watching watching oh yeah I was watching like yeah furry rung the other day man you know the guys say it um I what I die I live again you know like it almost it almost sounds like it almost sounds like like like like classical like you know what I'm saying like it's almost like these these epic stakes you

know what I mean when is speaking in a pseudo Shakespearean Exactly how we're all gonna be talking Love the juxtaposition of like all the sort of foot soldier guys are just willing to die like lemmings like happily like and then like all like Demented all them are just like weaseling out like the guys running things are weaseling out of all the sticky situations you know God, that's a that's a that's a perfect metaphor for us That's how it is the deranged the deranged motherfuckers who that's yeah Oh, I think I just will walk around my house just saying like bullet farm gas town just stuff like that

I gotta get we got it. Who's that gas tan? farm, Gastown, just stuff like that. Like we gotta get, we gotta, who's at Gastown? It's just like the fucking perfect, I love it. It's fucking. I do too. Go see Furiosa, it's great. Yeah, go see, I gotta see, I haven't seen it yet. Man, it's good shit.

It's good shit, people online thought it was supposed to be interpreted literally. They were like, why did 30 seconds pass where a large leap in the narrative occurred? That's like man. I love it people don't even know how movies work anymore Now my favorite take was oh the right-wingers who are like, um This is why you can't have a female protagonist and I'm like Have you ever heard of Sigourney Weaver, bro? Have you ever heard of any? 80s like you watch any other movie. Have you watched any other movie? Yo, I don't understand

What do they mean? Like this is why what you what you means like you get an amazing movie Like what are you talking about? Cuz it's woke you know what I mean? Cuz it's woke. That's why Fucking ain't never watched Terminator never watched you never watched her All right, but that's a good place to end it today Thanks for listening everybody. Please go support us on patreon. I'll put the link in the show notes You can go check it out any final thoughts before we Yeah, I got a final thought on mom if it's fine if I pitch this Terrence

It's not my shit, but um people should watch scavengers reign man It's a really dope show that was on HBO max and they canceled after one season It's like if you've seen any of the R.i. Posts. It's like a Mobius on acid Doing like an alien planet and a survival story and if enough people watch it, they'll pick it up for a second season So this is really selfish. I want to see a second season. So please go watch that show. There you go Go check that out go check our shit out go to the patreon Yeah, I guess that's it I guess we'll see you on Monday over at the premium feed until then I hope you all have a great weekend and try to stay sane. We'll see we'll see you on Monday over at the premium feed until then. I hope you all have a great weekend and

Try to stay sane. We'll see we'll see you at the bullet farm. We'll see you at the gas town See you on fair your own All right. Peace out