Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 359: The Grohl-Sharpe Threshold

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

It's been a strange week for dude celebrities in their mid-50s. We talk about that, plus the infamous Colin Farrell sex tape, as well as the first ever Lean Debate. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty

Bringing you Winchester's best new rock The best rock is in Winchester, Kentucky this is WLFZ the rocket When it who wrote the quote? The you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you The you stare into the abyss and the best stairs backing you That's the dumbest fucking shit. I've ever heard the best don't stare back Yeah, watch watch me like one of my best friends wrote that I'm gonna have to retract it

Yeah, I mean just get in your dad cause it's like I actually wrote I said the abyss stairs, but yeah said that a PTA meeting I think it's pretty creepy the abyss stairs back like fuck you bitch I didn't ask I didn't ask for no backtalk. Yeah, I'll stare at you all I want but you better not fucking stare back at me What was it? You know that movie the abyss with Ed Harris. I used to love that shit. I love that move I still don't understand it. so how did they breathe underwater by Jail getting the jelly in them that was I used to try to do that all the time when I was a kid I said a James Cameron joint it was yeah

I used to always try to breathe the jelly so I could breathe underwater When I make class-action lawsuits James Cameron had from kids in the brain ages like yeah, my son aspirated on Grape jam grape jam because of you you bastard. It looked more like gel Do you remember like I'm sure that they do still sell this but like Back when I had hair they would sell gel in these huge like gallon jugs basically. And like how about the group chat you hear yesterday, you're like what's the Mercury Rav album

that's got the woman with the huge jugs on the cover? Is that one good? Or that was Matt. Matt asked that, yeah. That's a decent album. It's called Bay's or something. Bossay's Titties. Come suck on Bossay's titties.

That's Winchester Rock. It's Winchester's newest rock. This is WLFZ the Rock and your host the Ultimate Mail bringing you Winchester's newest rock. Winchester's newest rock. Next up, we got you some Metallica. Sleep with when I open. Listen, man, it's inner sand, man, but with a little twist that you've likely never heard. Grip in your pillow.

Yes, that's right. We've already started a rock radio station that we just redo all the songs. Like use AI, but it's like, have you ever wondered what Hank Hill as Kermit the Frog sounds like singing Metallica's Innersane Man? What was the White Snake song we were just listening to? Here I go again. Here I go again on my own. I'm earned.

Going down the only road I'll ever know. We play only like problematic, right? She's only seven. She's only seven. She's only seven ten. Do Jesse Ventura singing. She's only 17, but winger. I think it's winger. Oh, she's she's only 17 but winger I think it's winger oh she's she's only 17 she's only 17 brings up some he's like an age of consent laws guy yeah really need to share ultimate male we need to really revisit these age of consent laws It's basically already 18 It's forward progress ever heard of it. Oh

My god, there's so many freaks in the world So many actually just bizarre everyone is fucking insane. Dude, I've been called a, what do they call me? Basically, all these like, classical Western white supremacist guys are saying that my physiognomy is di-dogenic. Diagenic? Diagenic. What does that mean? I think it means I come from degenerate stock. Maybe died. Well news

Honestly, listen to bloke broken clocks right two times a day Diagenetic Dianetics they're saying you're in not you study Dianetics They don't run Hubbard. It's L run Hubbard. Yeah Diagenetic means relating to the subclass diagenia of trimatode worms Damn, they're coming. They're actually they're actually cooking with this cook kind of cooking with that. Yeah fucking trimatode worm. Damn What why are they after you? Did you say something online? I just have you know, I posted that little Haitian Revolution thing with JD Vansom's thing.

You know, I just, I didn't have a clue that there's a whole subclass of people that like are really put off by that. I guess I should have known because. By like the fact that the Haitian revolutionaries. Happen and they're like, you know. They hung Frenchmen. They hung the French. Oh French do not hang me please Which is hilarious because it's like, you know, those French aristocrats would hate you guys do

you know like the French Slaver class would think you all were like Trimitode worms trimitode worms, you know I've barely I've really not been online that much. The last, I was online a lot yesterday and I'll tell you why, because of two scandals, two celeb scandals. One, Shannon Sharp had went Instagram live

while he was fucking. Dog, I'm gonna tell you what I think that is. You know, Unks been fighting the gay rumors for a while. Yeah. He was trying to throw us off tell you what I think that is. Well, you know, it's been fighting the gay Rumors for a while. Yeah, he's trying to throw us off the sand. I think he even addressed that he had Ocho Senko on his show and He said that directly after the video cat Williams called him and said they ain't gonna say you're gay anymore so he it's like. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, dude.

It was a stunt to get people to click call him gay. Because yeah, how do you accidentally go Instagram live? Like what? I mean, I guess it's possible, but like. Yeah. But like, it's a little like, okay, I'm just gonna set my phone down here, and then we're gonna run over here We're gonna have we're gonna have sex

And like the things he was saying was like the things that the guy in that movie out called You know the gay bartender. It's like I love chicks chicks love me It was a little aired a little too in that direction. They live your truth. Why does he not realize that like it's um... It helps you socially to be gay now. Yeah. Why is he still living in 1995? Quit fighting the tide, brother. Yeah, like, you get to claim a badge, you get an additional badge of oppression if you're gay.

Yeah, and that's, that spends as good as cash these days. Yeah. You know? Like, why is he worried about it? There are all of his friends like homophobic. I Guess he is from a generation. That's pretty homophobic. I could see you know grew up in in the south in the 70s I could see You know, mm-hmm

Shannon is a little Countryfied, you know, yeah, and so am I you know Mm-hmm Hi PB What are you doing? What are you doing? Are you purring? She's on the pod PB Playing Winchester's best Roger here that shanty's here at the Shannon sharp

You guys here the Shannon sharp? Took a chick to pound town on Institute live last night There is that anyway this is money for nothing but dire straits that's the ultimate melon I'm playing Winchester's newest rock okay that the second scandal is actually related to Winchester's newest rock okay second scandal was Dave Roel having a child out of wedlock. Man, Diamond Dave really misstepped with that one there. Yeah. Listen, if you have a bandmate to die like suddenly within two years, you can put all,

like you said, you can put all your misdeeds on that. Yeah, that was, it was like amateur hour. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. What? It was like amateur hour. It's like what are you doing? Yeah, what? Dude, if you do something like that you said, oh my baby. I'm sorry, baby. My best friend died I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. Sorry, baby And people will be like who is he talking is he still fucked up over Kurt Cobain? Please please my queen and then you say yeah

That's what these try to get you can you could you And if you were in a band with an iconic guy that died, you could probably get extra mileage out of that. Extra mileage out of that. He's had extra mileage, dude. Cause I was. When did Kurt Cobain die like 95, 96? That's like 93 or four, I think. Okay.

Yeah, he's pushing it, but he's probably still got a little bit of Cobain mileage. He's got Cobain mileage for sure. And you know why? You know how I know this? Because what he did is even worse than what the Maroon 5 guy did. Fuuuck. Badass.

That's way worse, but somehow like people aren't ranking him over the cold. Like they were the Maroon 5 guy. If Adam Levine would have been like, you know food fighters are kind of like What's your take on fighters? They suck ass Fighters. No, I used to really like them in high school. Look, I'm just saying speaking from all Speaking for all drummers. Yeah Dave Grohl is a sick fuck. He's a sick fuck. Like good or bad. He's bad. He's a sick fuck. Like he's somehow parlayed like being mediocre on drums into like a into being a rock

guy. Not even just a rock god. We play a lot of Grohl's hits here on Winchester's newest rock. He's got a bastard child now. I stand with Dave. He has a Jon Snow child now. You know nothing Jon Snow. Yeah dude he's, man that's uh, honestly like if you're like nearing 60 and you have like a child out of wedlock like you should probably not even under any obligation to even announce that. Yeah, I would just let the press find out. I just felt, yeah, just my kid. Just my kid. Just my kid. It's just my kid. I'm just having kids with people. I'm just having kids with people. I'm having kids

Yeah, I'm just having kids with people What I go? Okay I'm trying what I'm trying to do is create a bank a family band Hey, we've had it and sometimes to create a family band you have to have kids you have to have kids and I'm having kids I'm having kids My wife and kids they're great, but I just wanted to have some other kids other people man If I wrote for like a late-night TV show though, I Would be mopping it up would you yeah like um more like the goo goo Gaga fighters Would you? Yeah, like, um, more like the Goo Goo Gaga fighters. The Goo Goo Gaga. That's, oh man.

More like, uh, he's a foo for fighting the urge to wrap it up. Yeah. Man, what a foo. Wonder where that came from, foo fighters. I think it's something like World War two reference to late nazis Really? Yeah, I think it's like not two fighters were nazis Really? Yeah, I think so. Oh, you're just running with them Is that like joy division? Where I think that really was a nazi thing. I think they were like aids denialists weren't they they were like literally they For a brief minute. They were that would make sense Why he's like had a child out of wedlock there. Well, I don't understand AIDS denialism. What was that about? Like um

Now if we're just getting my belief system, I have some questions What I mean, it's the belief despite conclusive evidence to the contrary that HIV does not cause AIDS See, that's weird. What is the fucking thinking there? Like why? No, that's just strange. I was more getting into, I think there's at least some plausible evidence that AIDS was a bioweapon.

100%. Yeah. Right. I don't deny it's mechanisms and what it does. Yeah, that's getting into some serious shit like Electron micrograph of the human immune deficiency virus HIV AIDS denial is dispute the existence of HIV or its role in causing AIDS What so like did they just think you just have a hey, how do you stumble into that? That's like that's like the most half-assed conspiracy theory I've ever heard it's like

Listen, man. Here's something. I believe in you like you're you're tying off to hear like the craziest shit of humans ever says like I don't even think HIV causes AIDS mean millions of people died Not even more than that. They deny the existence of hiv Some of them do if you're a hardliner. You're an orthodox hiv AIDS denialist you deny the existence of hiv You're right like where on the right left spectrum does this fall like what is its root roots like what are the roots of its um

Um spectrum does this fall like what is its root roots like what are the roots of its um um Like what are the ideological roots of it as a position i wonder Yeah, i don't know huh the dewsburg hypothesis what's the dewsburg hypothesis there goes my hero He's got aids but it didn't come from HIV didn't come from HIV It came from something else. Well, if I was him I would be like babies don't come from sperm and keeping with his HIV AIDS denialism I would be like babies don't come from sperm like yeah, I came in her but that's not Awesome man, I'll be honest with you at 55. You should have dick control particularly if you particularly if you've been a rocker for 30 goddamn years

You know, I would say almost the opposite I'd say like at 55 How was you just quit trying? Like there's only a window that you have control. It's like 25 to 45 and then after that you're just like, well if it happens, it happens. Yeah dude, at 55 you've got, like your hips are probably a little more. Displaced. Look at Dave really can barely walk on stage anymore. Much less control his... ejaculate. Are they the same age him and Shannon Sharp?

I like how I like we're having like 55 year olds be 56. I like how we're having Shannon's 56. We're having a week of like mid 50s like midlife crisis like news Dave Grohl has a love child and Shannon Sharp fighting the allegations God I like that. Maybe that was Dave Grohl's way of fighting the allegations. Are there allegations against him? He's like, no, I assure you. No, no, no. I assure you. Trust me. You can get pregnant from my sperm. That's the allegation against him. The allegation is that he's barren. He's sterile. So he's beating the charge this week. God damn. Yeah I've heard that

about Dave Grohl. I've heard a whisper campaign about Dave Grohl's fertility for many years. A lot of people saying he can't do it folks. He will. Now he's proven all this. Oh well he says he says he says hold my beer. Anyway, this is, there goes my hero. There goes my hero. What other songs did they have? One by one and it's on the next one. I'm coming in and I don't give a fuck. Oh, yeah.

I couldn't tell you a food fighter. Food fighters are so whole to me. And like, I don't know. It sounds like a cool rock and roll guy opinion, but it's just, this is just the re this is just my lived reality There was never anything about that that appealed to me in the slides Just I didn't even check it out. You know what I mean? I didn't give it a fair shake says sucks I couldn't even tell you if it sucks. It might be it might be the best rock you've ever heard but for me

It's a skip He's learning to fly into your girls DMs without a condom on. Oh yeah I've heard this one. You've heard that one. That's a pretty good song. Oh we're gonna get sued now but listen dude as a fellow drummer. That's not cool man. Not cool don't sue me. You don't have enough money David Grom. Well he's gonna need a little bit more now. These things don't raise themselves. They're not like cats. It is I mean it is really wild like he's got he is like as long as you just have like people close to you who are like tragic figures who die you can do anything yeah yeah like Joe for example look at Joe Biden no I thought you meant the R&B singer Joe oh Joe

Joe losing his life yeah Fat Joe when he lost Big Pun he wrote that out for a long time Joe Biden has created an entire political career in a genocidal excuse for genocide after losing his family. After losing his son Bo and his former wife. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you can not only garner sympathy, you can become the president and help annihilate a people. Make my way back home. I'm not fucking guys. That's Shannon Sharp on the Foo Fighters airline. I ain't gonna say this about me no more. Cat Williams, why would you even say that?

He's like, you know, in his mind, he's like, yeah, it's just like the old ball coach drew it up. No one will call me gay anymore. Jesus. Oh man. Honestly, I had never considered that you might be gay, but now... One by one and I'm coming in this one Dare you familiar with that food fighter song I

Didn't I know the one you just played just cuz I know they're like unescapable songs Mm-hmm, but if you put a gun in my head and asked me who sings that song. I probably said like, Life House. Life House, yeah. Or, Three Mary Grace or some trip. Three Mary Grace, whoever sings, Seven Mary Three.

Seven Mary, yeah. Is that Three Mary Grace, A Different Man? I think. Okay. I think so. Yeah, I've been like, yeah, it's a train drops a Jupiter in Music is so good. I love music Don't you love music?

Couple episodes ago. You said I think we've made enough music Think we should stop making it. Everybody should like catch up on what they've missed I don't remember I said that about movies several years ago oh yeah motherfucker you're right yeah lead to the million songs flourish but movies we've probably got enough movies see music to me is so low stakes yeah movies are high stakes because it requires here's the here's the here's the hierarchy Stakes and resources. Okay top of the list conspiracies like 9-eleven yeah, 9-eleven was a a Basically like if you took your average James Cameron movie and multiplied it by like 10. Yeah, that's how many moving parts were going on with

9-eleven Yeah, that was listen you might you might see 9-eleven and think well that was like the orchestrated on a shoestring budget with like you know a small crew mm-hmm no there was a lot that went into that there was a lot that went into 9-eleven you couldn't do you couldn't pull off 9-eleven today I don't think. No everybody's on on. Unless you, it was an inside job. You could do an inside job, I think. It's funny, the thing about 9-Eleven,

like the detail that always stuck out in my mind, I told you about the other day, like about how like in the days leading up to 9-Eleven, multiple hijackers were seen in like the titty club and stuff, like. Yeah, and they ate pizza hut for the last meal, didn't they? Yeah, so I'm like, yeah. And I like I was like man that doesn't sound to me like someone who's about to sacrifice your life for religion however, the more I think about it, I'm like actually that makes total sense because

If you're about to sacrifice your life for God or a law whoever you can do whatever the fuck you want Yeah, you get party as hard as you want. Yeah, you're getting a big pass on that That's like the Kurt Cobain. It's like well take this against the rules, but he is dying for me in the morning So I'll give him a pass Yeah, I guess carry on. Okay carry on young fella carry on the top of the the top of that is conspiracies the second order is movies. The third is... What does books come in this?

Books is like the lowest. The lowest of stakes. The lowest of stakes. Well, no, it's the highest of stakes, but the lowest... Barrier to entry. Again, the idiot can't get around it. The lowest infrastructural, logistical resource drain.

Like literally like, you know, probably like a hundred years ago, I'm sure that like 50 people were involved in book production, but now it's like two. That's two, yeah. They've cut out a lot of the extra hands. It's the publisher and the writer, and the writer's expected to do all of it everything promote like edit like everything I guess it's probably same way with music though

you know like in the day you had you know A&R's and all this stuff what did those guys do anymore what is it what does A&R guy do anymore what was it that stand for? What does A&R stand for? I know that they usually just like are in charge of like the Ass. Hold on a second. Ass in Rigs. A&R. Big Rigs.

Ass in Rings. Ass in Ripples. Ass in Ripples. Let's see. Ass end. Eggs been recalled for salmonella. There's venomous snakes in South Carolina. Oh my god, why do I have to even see the words googled musk ambrat early puberty? He's such a fucking freak. I hate him so bad.

I do too. It's really wild. It's really wild how I have to be subjected to him. This is my dirt. Well, my phone's not working, but. Do you remember that song? This is my dirt. This is my dirt This is my dirt

This is my dirt by Justin Moore He had hard work caked on his overalls, sweat on his neck, chaw in his jaw Chaw in his jaw When a stranger pulled up and met him outside his barn, said, Sir, I don't know if you ever would, but I build build houses in neighborhoods "'and I was wondering if you wanted to sell your farm.' With his old dog barking and running around, he paused for a second, spit on the ground, then kicked a little gravel, looked down and said,

"'These is my dirt, these are my fields, "'go and get before I shoot you, "'where I harvest what I plant, "'that little pond I catch blue gill, "'I build that barn with my two hands. How is this any worse than? Anthony Oliver music That's it's not I think Anthony Oliver music's actually was much better than this where I raised my babies a piece of meat Nah, this ain't just a piece of land the money'd be great

But I just can't part ways with the life that works You can't put a green back dollar on what it's worth. This is my dirt a greenback dollar Why are we talking about greenback? Those haven't been in circulation since like the 1860 What is a green bag it was like a four it was like the currency they issued during the Civil War to like float commerce basically It's like just like stimulus artists and repertoire is what I and our stands for that's fucking dumb

That their talent scouts that develop artists. I Know we talked about this with Tyler mayhem Coe on an episode that is yet to be released, but will be soon But it's just genuinely astonishing how many country songs are about dirt A lot, there's... What else we got? And this song? And the machines that love it Well there's the buy dirt song

That we've covered extensively on this show There is one good song, it's not really country but drive-by truck truckers bulldozers and nerds. Oh, that's a great song Yeah, that's an excellent song writing that's songwriting With the arties in repertoire I'd tell you what Dave Grohl could never write a song like this is my dirt I've come back around on all of our Anthony music or Anthony or whatever whichever However, it goes you think we should bring him back? I hear, I've come full circle on it,

kind of respecting him a little bit. Okay. Let me tell you why. If he had half a brain, he'd be eating right now. But instead he's just like, no, I just spoke my piece. Yeah, I could be making songs about Haitians eating dogs, and making, printing money. That's true.

But I'm gonna stick to my principles and I'm just gonna stick with bagging on fatties. I'm gonna stick to fudge rounds and fudge rounds. That's pretty good. Man. So, I've come back around to, you know, to thinking he's onto something. He's pretty good.

Yeah, no, I think that Dave Grohl should start writing songs about buying dirt And certainly laying I don't think the the food fighters have not explored that one. Yeah. No, no What's what's like? What's the median food fighter song about? It's a good man search for meaning Man search for meaning is certainly part of it He was trying to tell us trying to tell us I've got another confession to make. Oh yeah, let's see. I'm your fool.

Everyone's got their chains to break. It's all about breaking chains. And mine is about another kid. Someone's about to be getting the best of him in the family He's about to lose half of everything he's worked for yeah, I used to really I'm not gonna front I did used to really like them when I was in high school I won't be honest with you That's how that rocked me. Yeah, well you were yes the thing. I'm gonna be honest with you. That sounded like rock to me. Yeah, well you were, that's the thing, I was a true rocker.

You were never a true rocker, dude. Yeah, that's true. I was, came to, I was a Johnny Cum lately. You were. Yeah. That's right. Someone getting the best of you. In family court.

They got another confession to me. Yeah, imagine the double whammy of your wife taking half of everything you got and then you're on the hook for child support for this kid for 18 years. I think that he's gonna try to keep the family together. That's what I saw. He better work his ass off.

I don't think he's back to work his ass off. No, he's committed to that. His statement's in the indication. He's the hardest working man in show business, so. I think he'll do it. I'm committed to winning back their trust. Mm-hmm. He said he's committed. And that's really what it all comes down to in show business, so I think he'll do it. I'm committed to winning back their trust. He said he's committed.

And that's really what it all comes down to at the end of the day. Cavaliers hell, anyway. Man, what else we got this week? There's the debate. Yeah, there was the debate, certainly. There was a debate. It happened. You know, to me the best part of the debate

was when Greg Craig and Judd Craig were. That was good. The preamble was really kinda what made it. Pretty good. Greg Craig. There was a guy before the debate named Greg Craig he was debating a guy named Judd Craig yeah and both of my guests had apparently had served in the Senate at some juncture there's just there's just so

many guys named weird stuff that just shaped your life that you have no control over I'm your governor mr. Mason I have no control over. I'm your governor. Mr. Mercer. I'm your governor. Mr. Mercer I'm your governor. Mr. Mercer What can I do? What can I do for you? Mr. Mercer Would you like your road paved? Would you like your road paved? What if what if? They should make all governors creeps You know, yeah, well, I guess mr. Mercer's not a creep necessarily, but...

They all should, well they should, all of them should look like they are... Widowers who run a funeral home. Oh yeah. That kind of effort. Definitely. Like they see dead bodies on a daily basis. All day, every day. Like basically long legs. Who's sort of like an evil partisan. I never saw that movie. All of them, we should just be governed by long legs.

Yeah. Maybe not like to that degree, you know, they've actually done crimes or whatever. Right. But in appearance and affect. I'm your governor Mr. Mason and I'm going to pass a tax break. Would you like the tax break? Sonny Is that what you're like exactly treat would you like some treats I'm your governor I'm your governor You like a tree but a Turkish delight perhaps It worth is original. How would you like a worth delight perhaps? A Werther's Original?

Would you like a Werther's Treat? I'm your governor. We should make creeps run for office. Wouldn't that be some fucked up insane stuff? As I'm looking at a picture of Dick Cheney and Joseph Lieberman, you're like, they should make creeps run for office You don't say Dude do you think on the on the on the topic of Dick Cheney

The rehabilitation of this guy is crazy. It's going on right now Don't you think that the guy who did 9-eleven could really if he really thought Trump was the biggest threat to democracy, could take Trump out? Yeah, okay. You mean to tell me you can kill 1600 people in one fell swoop? Pen it all in a country that didn't even do it. Mm-hmm. Lead an invasion that genocides 2 million people. Two countries that didn't even do it. Two countries that didn't even do it two countries didn't even do it Lead you know cause untold fucking carnage in the world, but you can't shoot a TV game show host

The Democrats just aren't they're not getting their money's worth is what I'm saying No, no, no, if you want the guy who can pull off a 9-eleven on your team You better fucking make sure he can you know do what needs to be done. Yeah. Well, I want to tell you something I was tipped off to something yesterday. Yeah? That's breaking news. Damn yeah. Okay. Did you meet Mr. Mercer? I did meet Mr. Meisner. In a parking garage? Yeah I did meet Mr. Meisner underneath the community trust building. I've got some state secrets for you sonny. I'm your governor. I'm your governor. Would you like some state secrets? So Apparently this is this is a friend of the show told me this but in the Astrology girly community. Yeah

Did you know about this? I don't know There's gonna be an October surprise Really? Yeah, do you think it's gonna be a 9-11? No, no, no, no. Joe did say he was gonna do 9-11. Well, he did say that, but that's, you know, Joe also said he's gonna do a lot of things he didn't do. But they think Trump's gonna die this month. Like a lot of people are calling this.

That Trump's gonna die in October? Yeah, the October surprise. Whoa. It's Trump's gonna die in that yeah, yeah the October surprise whoa It's Trump's demise apparently. August Trump's demise is Trump's demise. I'm not saying that you're just saying that Just to be clear for all our FBI handlers. I'm not making Attempt on the former president's life. I'm just reporting the news. You're just reporting what they're saying what they're saying Yeah, now that doesn't mean he's gonna be assassinated could just be All those filet of fish catching up to him or anything could be yeah Man, I don't know

Yeah, I mean Trump meets mr. Mercer and underground parking garage I love mr. President. I'm governor mr. Messer, mr. President So that's dude there's something to be said for that I think He may not die physically, but he might die spiritually spiritually could be any number of things It could mean the death of his campaign, which is let's call it is Mm-hmm. They may still win. I'm not saying I'm not saying he won't win I'm just saying that campaign ain't got a lot of Like I like it just said he doesn't talk to JD

And he did say that I don't talk to JD Not gonna know the confession to me I've got at least three or four other kids confession to make I've got at least three or four other kids out there girl well that felt so good to get that off my chest here's a couple more things what if it turns out that this guy is a stone-cold like poona and like he's like gang of scum levels of father Joe Everyone in the future will be able to tie their lineage back in some way to the former drummer of Nirvana. Yeah, it's been said that every human being alive today is a direct descendant of Nefertiti, Confucius, and Gangus Khan.

Well, we can add one more to the Pantheon. That's right. And it's not even, wouldn't even wouldn't even know I'm sure they can rolls had had his fun But you know you would think that like we would all be like descendants of like sly stone or Bootsy Collins James Brown Right like the moods of the future You know what I mean? But no, it's a girl a corny white guy

Damn who is in grunge and then did some he's not even that good-looking. I mean he's I Mean he's by no means is he like unattractive, but like he's kind of unattractive I mean he's kind of unattractive damn I mean, he's not the biggest dog go walking but like Damn, he just he I tell you what he looks like He looks like a dad that's like not aging gracefully and I don't mean that in like the sense that he looks like shit I mean that in the sense that like He's just been rich so long that he like looks decent for his age, you know

Yeah, right like I'm not gonna looks decent for his age. Yeah, right. I'm not gonna look that good at 55. I definitely won't be having any kids at a wedlock at 55. I say that now. I want to have an opportunity. Yeah, I know. I mean, honestly. I'll be dead by 55.

My sexual career's probably got maybe six years left to it My life career has about maybe 15 years I Mean, like I said, I'm I've been I'm probably going out like Gandolfini, you know think so Heart attack 51 in Italy with your love loving family there with you. Yeah, probably they find you floor of a bathroom with a nice hotel Yeah, it's probably what's gonna happen. Yeah, that's yeah Think you should shoot for a little more but okay, you know, I think that to me. Oh, no. No, that's too good for you You're right. Like that's way here gonna live to be 99, but the last 66 years

Slow nasty and brutish I'm gonna have father Slow, nasty, and brutish. I'm gonna have father a child out of wedlock at 99. People are gonna be like, look at this fucking piece of shit. Not this fucking piece of shit, can you believe this shit? Can you believe this shit? He's not even rich like Dave Grohl who can take care of it.

It's a classic example of why you never want your personal brand to be that you're a good tragic guy Because they've grown good tragic. He was a good tragic guy Yeah, I remember reading in high school. I remember reading like a profile of him In like Rolling Stone or like back then we still read magazines Actual print magazines. It was like in spin or Rolling Stone or like back then we still read magazines, actual print magazines. It was like in Spin or Rolling Stone or some show. It was about him growing up, listening to Led Zeppelin and like, you know, how he's a tragic figure.

The whole point was like, basically after Kurt Cobain killed himself, you could have two routes. You could become the tragic figure who? decides to Sublimate the tragedy into more rock and roll motherfucker Or you could go the Kurt Novacellic route and become a libertarian accountant In the greater Seattle area listen, okay. I'll tell you this

There's a lot of good ways to fight the tide of celebrity and all the downsides to uh-huh, you know You got to turn your aura off right you know yeah like what if Kurt Lutten over Charlie came out and said um I Also, I'm fathering a kid out of wedlock at 55. We'd be like what's this Seattle accountant doing think he's got make a statement about this That is his life. That's kind of how I feel about Dave Grohl though, too. Dave Grohl's ago despite being an infinitely famous rock star Mm-hmm to me. I Don't care curtain over celly kind of looks like Burke Kreischer a little bit Yeah a little bit. Yeah You think he's eating good? What about Drake when he had a kid out of wedlock?

Which he wasn't married, but. I would say Drake has probably had multiple kids out of wedlock, but we only know of 20 of them. Yeah, well. Well, there's one he claims. But why does Drake have to, people are like, why was he hiding a kid from the world? Why do you have to?

I had a kid. Well, I think that- That kid with the woman I was seeing it's five whatever I think it's um I think it's because it's a bad thing because the birth rates are down and and we don't want more kids though really and truly what I think needs to happen I think this is really the only way to save us but we need Jim Justice having more kids. We need Jim Justice to go around following a lot of kids. I'm following you but what's your thinking? Just I mean we need to breed physical perfection to the next

generation and there's only one way to do it They you're right governor West Virginia step it up. That's so true You know, mm-hmm. That's good stuff. That is good stuff. Yeah, I think I Think that um, I Think the Shannon Sharp thing was a stunt and I think the Dave Grohl thing was Also a stunt by JD Vance big natal ism. Let me ask you a question

Do you think there are people out there that are so into the food fighters? Uh-huh that are like just like Why Why did he do this to us? Why did he betray my trust like this? I'm sitting here thinking I'm sitting here thinking yeah man Dave Rose got the perfect life and now that hope now now no it's just a mirage you know You had built up this entire like mythology and facade around him. Yeah, and it is just crushed Just absolutely devastated No, I'm gonna tell you something. There are people like that. Yeah, didn't he talk shit about Taylor Swift? Maybe Taylor Swift was behind this. I think he did type She poked holes in his condoms

that's why he's like God you dastardly Swift man there you got a gun they will come after you she's she's she endorsed Kamala Harris you know it's not often I come to bat for Taylor Swift but I need one must said that that was so fucking weird that's the creep that's dude it is I really cannot you know the video of him jumping look there's multiple videos of him jumping not not far enough down this is when he was on a boat? Looking like he could repel the suns. Yeah they should have him jump off the Golden Gate Ridge doing that dumbass little X jump he always does.

Have you seen that? The next jump? Yeah he does this jump where he like tries to imitate an X. You've not seen that? Dude, and it is so bad Dude, I don't know how these guys make having all the money in the world look so uncool I mean really right? You know like in in

It's a trite point. We've made it before many people have made it before but like the robber barons of like the 19th century before but like the robber barons of like the 19th century were like gangsters right they like grew up in like poverty yeah and built entire cities yeah and yes they untold amounts of suffering and blood and misery built on top of that but Elon Musk has never built Buffalo. No. Or Cleveland even. No. He's not even built a Detroit. No. He has no libraries. He has no ornate architectural. No, if you're gonna be a vulture you at least need to leave some beautiful buildings behind. No, he's going to leave the wackest, like jankiest technology behind that's going to wind up killing all of us

He's gonna leave behind really the thing is is he's gonna leave behind like Himself will leave behind like a whole genetic fucking what's the word I'm looking for like Like you know what I'm saying like like do you think he's gonna he is trying to like yeah he's like he is like trying to do that intentionally that maybe that's why we give Dave Grohl a pass really oh hey just these people be probably these kids might be good drummers or singers or something, you know What's must kids gonna do? Yeah, dude, you're right. Okay, just look like fucking Just one of those weird fish we're talking about. They're kind of lungfish lungfish. Yeah, he's gonna have lungfish kids. Oh dude One of his kids one of his children is trans and she's like basically talked about how much of a piece of shit he is I did say that so she's cool she gets a pass but unless you bet unless you learn how to play drums for the next Foo Fighters all kids

born from now you basically they're a growler a musk going forward. Yeah, go learn us These are the choices or yeah These are the people have a kid. I'm just kidding. I'm that grow the musk or events I'm not an entire pro needle list. I don't gear. I don't care about anything I have a kid don't have a kid none of my business. Yeah, don't give a fuck Have it with your wife. Have it with your neighbor's wife. I don't care. Do not give a fuck. Yeah.

I could not be clearer about that. Like I just. Oh man. Ascribing any kind of politics to anything that happens when your dick is hard or your pussy is wet or. All bets are out the window. I just could not I'll

say anything I will I crumble under questioning if I was horny as a buzzer and they brought me they should do that like when they bring you in for questioning like start stroking your shit yeah right here start stroking shit they're just like tease you with these like there's a good cop and a bad cop in a horny cop You know like I'll get it out of the bad cop comes in there smashes your pulls your fingernails out and the good cop Comes in there like gives you a soda pop. Hey. Hey. Hey. All right Rick. Okay, calm down Calm down. He just gets like that gets working. He's got his wife at home And he's got a bad situation the horny cop comes in knowing your search history

That's how you know you're fucked when the horny cop I've had my shit-stroke for three hours. You can start confessing to crimes. You start confessing to the murders of Tupac Biggie. You know what I mean? Like crimes you already lie for. I was with Lee Harvey Oswald in the book department. I was. Yeah, Oswald in the book He got me hopped up on wine coolers. I shot the second shot. Yeah, I taught Muhammad out. I had a fly

Just please don'tin' my shit. No. Oh my God. I had a friend tell me recently that, you know how a lot of people, like a lot of men will get on like testosterone replacement and all that kind of stuff. You see like a disproportionate amount of like buff older guys that would have normally and yesteryear Kind of looked like you know slovenly, yeah, you know and They were talking about like how their father Is just like was like diagnosed with low T and decided to just write it out because now he's finally free

He's finally free from the prison. Yeah, I'm the prison know. Of testosterone. Yeah. It is a prison. Yeah. Nowhere to start wars. Is that true? You think wars have been started on testosterone? No, no, no. I think it causes your prostate to swell up to the size of a beach ball. That's about all I think it does. And certainly that can get you irritable enough to start a land war. Wars have been started because of swollen prostates. That's definitely true. That's not just testosterone in and of itself, no.

It just makes the hair come out of my ears look weird. It makes me. You gotta embrace it. Yeah. I think you gotta embrace it. That's the thing dave grohl and shannon sharp are fighting it They're like no, I will not go quietly into that good night. They would listen Y'all wouldn't be in this fix if you just wrote it out all natural 55 is a weird liminal age, right because like it's

And i'm sure i'll look back on this when i'm 55 if i'm still here And I'm sure I'll look back on this when I'm 55 if I'm still here But it does feel like a weird liminal age because you're you are literally I mean granted they call it midlife Middle age for a reason sure Really if we're if we're really like I love how people like no like 30s are young and it's like really For looking at it. I mean, historically. 36 is middle age. Historically, 36 is old. Yeah.

Like, I would. Yeah, we're just taking history. Yeah. The mean age that people die. Exactly. 36 is getting up there. I went to Bandelier National Park in New Mexico a few years ago.

And the indigenous people that lived there They like their life expectancy like most of them died around 35 or 40 Yeah, like historically or not even now like well, I'm sure now it's probably around like it's probably on par with East, Kentucky it's right like on 65 or something, but um but Yeah, like prior to Yeah, like I think life expectancy prior to like a thousand years ago globally was probably about like 40 or 50. Yeah, so Yeah, it's this area, man

It's it's a that is kind of weird realization. I don't know what the point is. I'm trying to make there It's just like man. That's kind of crazy when you think about it right when taken in total you you don't know this folks, but For some people you were elderly. Yeah, I am It would be funny if you went to well, no, I'm not gonna say that's awful. I feel Elderly living in my neighborhood Do you think that there are any like undergrads who are like 55? But like I'm not saying like somebody who decided to go back to school I'm saying that like somebody who's been an undergrad for like 30 years. It just in this perpetual cycle

traditional student actually just a traditional student that Somehow just just they're like a 30 year senior. Like they started school at 18, but they just never graduated. But, but, but, but. Here's the thing, they did, okay? They didn't like drop out or like come back to it or anything like that, have a career. They've just kept on racking up student loans.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From the time they were 18 to now they're 55. They started college in the early 90s Yeah, then how old you'd have to be? Yeah, what's that movie? Is it round was it Van Wilder Van Wilder? Yeah, like is there like an extreme example of that there should be You know, not again not the guy that's like a slacker stays in college like seven or eight years because he's having a good time I mean like a guy, not the guy that's like a slacker and stays in college like seven or eight years because he's having a good time. I mean like.

Like a guy who for whatever reason just can't move on from undergrad or he can't decide what he wants his major to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so he's like. He meets with his advisor who is like, he's like had two advisors die now. He's like 83, like,

well I think this year I might graduate. And then like he turns he turns 65 like a normal retirement age and just gets a communications degree. Something he could have gotten you know or general studies. Father's a child out of wedlock. Yeah. My life's looking up I got a new kid and I graduated from college. I got a BA in communications and a new kid. My life's looking up. And then Mr. Mercer gives him his degree at the graduation ceremony. Hello, I'm your governor, Mr. Merer. Congratulations on graduating college, sonny.

Thank you, thank you Mr. Mercer. We don't even have print news anymore, but. Your degree's virtually worthless. I don't know, I just thought about that the other day because walking through this neighborhood, sometimes I just see the strangest characters sitting on their front porch. Yeah, like three Obviously 20 year old sitting around with like an obviously like 45 year old Yeah, who I guess probably is their drug dealer. Yeah or

Sponsor maybe yeah, maybe that's it Wait, what are you observing? Strictly anthropological. I mean, I'm just taking it all in. I'm just observing people having fun and hanging out. Trying to remember what that's like. Trying to remember what it's like. Well, there's a big party two houses down.

And last night, and they also had a big party. They invite you over. They never invite me over. See in our day we would have called a guy like you blue from old school. Same. When I was. Invite you over and got you drunk. And then like just.

When I was in college, me and my buddy, Derek, we lived next door to this guy who was probably my age now Like he was probably in his mid 30s, and I'll always remember this I Remember the day the economy crashed in the 2008 financial crash this guy he draw drives his car up onto the lawn knocks over the Trash cans. Why how's this guy? He was probably my age. What age I am now. Okay.

So he's probably in his mid-30s. Yeah. And he like, the door opens and like smoke is fucking piling out of the car and everything and he's like, just shit face. He's like, boys, I got laid off. That was my defining image of the 2008 financial crash. And we would always hang out with him

because he was unemployed. He got laid off after the recession. And so we'd be partying in the backyard and he'd stick his head over the fence and we'd give him a joint. That's all he required. That's all he required. And that's the thing, but they don't do that with me.

The young kids are not trying to party with me. I wonder why. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm not mad about it. I probably wouldn't do it, but. But you should be the rightful heir to that proud tradition. I'm the rightful heir. Of like, just kind of weird old guy that hangs around the party. That's right. Yeah. I'm trying to, we had one of those guys in college. I forget what his name was but. Mr. Mercer? No he was this guy that I think his name was I forget what his name was now but I think his name was like Rick and he was

like a 50 year old remember that fraternity house we drove by Theta Chi? Yeah he was like a 50 year old Theta Chi but like he was a non-traditional like he had done then like came back to college but decided to rush a fraternity is like an old guy and they all called to college but decided to rush to fraternity. He was like an old guy. And they all called him blue because of the old school. You know, that was just in the air at the time. But to give you an idea of what he looks like, you know that guy that pops up on Instagram

from time to time and he's like an old honky tonk guy? He's like real thin and got like a handlebar mustache and long hair and he like shakes his hips. Yeah, I've seen that. Like Joey something. Joey badass Joey something. Mm-hmm, Joey Badass something Joey Brado. Joey Bronco something. I don't know if he doesn't even know He kind of had that vibe to him. Hmm. That was a weird thing that happened. That is weird. Yeah, just like there's just

This this 50 year old guy just kind of hovering it But you can always restart your life. You can always reinvent yourself. Yeah, and that's what I'm gonna do Yeah, I'm gonna reinvent myself. I had a We're just talking about fraternity. I had a fraternity advisor in college that Got in trouble for voyeurism And he's a gay to lease it wasn't yay to lace And he gave to lease it wasn't yay to lease How do you get in trouble for voyeurism

Well, he'd rented out a house to a young couple and set up a camera in their bed Okay, I'd say that's a pretty straight forward case of voyeurism Anyway he reinvented himself as a guy that installs showers in Florida if you've been arrested for rigging a home you rented out with cameras you should not be allowed to install like there's not even well here the thing about this is is would you kind of go Go ahead no no no no his arrest was kind of on the nose because he was always like a little weird You know yeah, but we just thought okay. No. He's just like a little too weird to actually be weird Yeah, now this was truth and advertising

This guy was very strange. It was a guy that said He was very he was into fraternity life like a little past the point where he should have been like super into fraternity life Yeah, you know like he I'd say everybody generally is he would look at us at fraternity mates and say these are the guys that Will carry you to your grave stuff like that Okay, and then I looked around just took like a little I was like And then I only like like six of these guys 50 in that I mean

so anyway, you can always reinvent yourself there is a chance if you Live in Ponta Vedra Beach, Florida. You're being spied on no well I'm not willing to say that but I will say and you've had a shower installed in the last 15 to 20 years Just be careful. Just, shower. Poke around a little bit. Shower in your bathing suit.

Just kinda, hehehehehehe. Wear your swimsuit to shower in. Yeah, I don't know how that would make me feel if I found out my landlord was spying on me through camera system. My life isn't interesting enough. I don't think anybody would see anything.

If I recall correctly, there was like an alibi that he had. And it was something to the effect of, it was like looking out for their safety. Or he had said that the guy had asked him to install the camera, because maybe he was concerned his girlfriend was cheating on him or something. Jesus.

I was like, that's a little paper-thin. Yeah. It's a little flimsy. I'm not buying that. That's a little paper yeah it's a little flimsy I'm not buying it I want to be an 80 year old undergrad I want to go back to school people like oh grad school like no yeah boy he raised me like oh what did he do I was like well now he literally installed a camera yeah I mean Cameron. Okay, that's pretty straightforward. Yeah. I mean, that's, the means of doing voyeurism have changed a lot. Well, one, it's like, we're all voyeurs in a way,

you know what I mean? We are, man, when you think about it, bro. We all sign up for an Instagram account. We're just giving it a big peek behind the curtain. We all heard Shannon sharp That's true Giving it to some lady named Michelle. We're all Those things that That's part of that interview with Ocho Senko where it was like

Yeah, people been thinking that you you might be into Michaels and not Michelle's and he's like not never been Michaels never been Like why does it matter that much there's no Michael I guarantee you there's never been any Michaels You're right the whole thing is a stunt for sure Fucking this man's been pushed to the brink. He's like I'm trying for back call me gay. I'll show I'll show Yeah, fucking this man's been pushed to the brink. He's like I'm trying for back call me gay. I'll show I'll show them Yeah, but you didn't actually even see anything like you're gonna just hired somebody to just He's like it's like him and his like cousin like soon as I They're just like they've catched this plot and they're just like, act like you. They're just like, they've catched this plot,

you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Damn, I'm gonna do that in reverse. I'm gonna hire someone, some bucks, a moment to come on to you and you just rebuff her advances and everything. Yeah, I guess maybe that's the thing. What fantasy, what fake fantasy stunt

am I trying to envision in my mind? What would shatter people's expectations of me to the extent that like, what am I boxed in as? Who am I? What, who am I really deep down? Yeah, that's uh... That's all we got for this week, folks. If you'd like to hear more. Yeah, that's That's all we got for this week folks

Subscribe to the patreon Yeah, no that was the fact you didn't see it So you basically what you're telling me you want you need to see Shannon Sharp I need to have panache or sex with one for you before I'm ready. Yes, you're sold Yes, exactly right. You need the whole tight. I need the whole day. You need the chance. I do I need the Shannon terms. Thanks there Yeah watching celebrities sex tapes What's that something that I spent a lot of time doing, but I've watched a couple.

Have you? Yeah. Yeah, you noted that you'd watched Colin Farrell's. The Colin Farrell sex tape is a masterpiece, a cinematic masterpiece, in my opinion. I think it's perhaps maybe one of the greatest artistic achievements of the last 30 years. Black one, letter box comes and asks you for your big four.

You're gonna be like, Goodfellas, Casino, Citizen Kane, and the gun to my head, Colin Farrell sucks. Yes, I think it perfectly, it's like outsider art cinema. Like I said to you, it has one of the greatest jump scares of all of any movie any movie I've ever seen And it's it comes when so first of all Colin Farrell starts fucking he's holding the camera from POV Kids these days don't know what POV means but that doesn't mean poverty where I come from He's holding this kind of guy He's holding the camera from POV and he's watching the P go in the V. Yeah while he's doing it. Hello

Right, but then when he Switches to eat pussy he sets the camera up and turns it around. So he's like a, he likes to hit it for a little bit, then go down. Then go down, yeah. He likes to swap out like that. Yeah, definitely. And this is also on a video camcorder. My strategy's a little different.

I like to just get out of the way, up front. Hey, there's no pressure on the back end, you know, well I've done my job. Yeah, um, see I'm just a little more like jazz. I just whatever happens happens in the moment. Yeah, now I got a package. Oh, yeah. I mean no bells and whistles either. Just it's been a little while. Standard stuff. I mean bells and whistles either just it's been a little while standard stuff What the package is these days but if it if push ever came to shove and someone Made me prove that I am a sex-happier. Maybe that's what he was worried about Shaved head as bulls eye.

Okay, that's the jump scare in the Colin Farrell video. He turns the camera around and he's completely bald. Like Mr. Clean bald, that Marvel movie. But he has a goatee mustache comb. It's like the reason it's so, it's. I wonder why he picked ruined monkeys of all the periods in his career. it's while he's shooting the movie Bullseye. He has completely shaved it. He looks like Walter White kind of. Yeah, no, no, no.

It's like this is one of the most handsome men in Hollywood history. Exactly. And he chose the one time where he looks like shit to film a sex thing. Maybe that's the genius of it though, you know? That's why I say it's genius because it's not- If it wasn't worn in a letter box pic, if it was just him like with his full head of hair, right, right, right, no. It would just be another slender sex thing.

No, it's him looking like he cooks meth in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Look like Ed Norton in American History X. Dude, it's, yeah, because I'm not expecting that because I'm getting the movie from his POV, right? It's like, oh, I'm Colin Farrell. I'm about to bang this really hot chick. And it's like, man, I'm getting a little taste of what it would be like to be a matinee.

Exactly, what it would be like to be Colin Farrell. But then he turns the camera and then you enter I'm getting a little taste would be like to be a matinee. Exactly what it would be like to be Colin Farrell, but then He turns the camera and then you enter in a different perspective And then you realize oh my god. I have been so first. Yes. I've been someone I thought I wasn't Yeah, you know what I'm saying like oh, I thought I was matinee star Colin Farrell. I was actually bulls-eye Marginal Marvel figure bullseye dude we are totally as a species totally unpredictable off the wall imagine to go shin there with your partner being like listen I'd love to have sex take with you I just I'm gonna I'm gonna wait till I have to look absolutely insane for a role and then do it.

And then we could do it. God damn it. There's also a cat in it. That's just, yeah. Yeah, and that's cool. Yeah, I'm an esteemed scholar. I'm one of the foremost scholars on the Colin Farrell sex tape, so Yes, do anything ask me anything Damn These are these yeah these celebs these days. They're not doing it like Colin. He really was the best He still is they're not doing it like him fucking Instagram live. We just you don't even see anything. Come on Give us a little something. Yeah

Yeah What I would? Everyone calls him. I'm gonna be on Hey, you got a agent of that one. Yeah, you think you don't think I can be on kit 36 and some cultures. Yes, but Hours, I think some prehistoric cultures. I think you got to reach the Gros, what's been called the Gros Sharp threshold. It's 55, where it's like your last few years of an age

that's not considered old. The Gros Sharp threshold. And that's pushing it. That's true. Yeah. Right now, what we're in is probably, what would you call this threshold, like 35 to 40. What age was Will Smith when he slapped Chris Rock? Was he 55? How old was Will Smith? I've always pegged Will Smith probably late 40s, early 50s.

He is literally 55 right now. 55. So the Smith, Sharp shark growl threshold. Yeah, that's what alright Here's the thread when you reach your mid 50s you start Revert to doing insane things like when you're like 17 pretty much. Yeah, I mean, I guess that's what a midlife crisis is but like It's they should really rename that the three quarters life crisis. Oh damn. You're about three fourths of the way done at that point. His birthday's the day before mine.

Interesting. I like Will Smith. Honestly, what do we think about the slap? How's it aged? I'm like, this is all the rage in February 2022. And now we're revisiting that end. September 24th. With the benefit of time behind this How is it age? What's this? What's the revisionist history on this?

I've always liked Will Smith a little bit better as if it just if he had just slapped him on the ass Give him a spanking. Yeah, I agree. He should have bent him over his lap and spanked him. He should have just slapped him. That's a good joke Chris. Good joke. And then the horny cop comes in and strokes his shit for four hours. Yeah it's like I just slapped Chris Rock on the ass. I'm the horny cop. Yes I know. didn't he have a movie where he was an orc cop He was partners with an orc cop partners with an orc. He was regular. It would suck to be the horny cops part There's a guy just inappropriate all the time You know that guy he's always trying to stroke your shit. He's like I look I'm just trying to practice

I'm trying to keep my stroking my shit practice. Hunk shwaits everything with that's what she said It just won't stop with it, you know Uh-huh. It's not like he's a beat cop like he's not in the streets. He's just purely for interrogation. Yeah, he's like well Basically this guy's so horny that he just can't do anything else. So right we put him on desk duty We'll take anybody I will say that Will Smith's one of his Worst qualities disease a Scientologist Yeah

But if he wants to come on the show, he's got an invitation just don't slap me, bro So slap me bro. If we ever had him on the show, I would say that the first thing at the gate I'd say don't slap me bro. It's not slap me bro. If we ever had him on the show I would say that the first thing at the gate. I'd say don't slap me man Did you see this? There's the Obamas are producing shows now, you know, yeah, you see their new one It's called bodkin friend of the show put me onto this It's called bodkin. Is it pornography? No, it's a TV show on Netflix that's being called the Irish stereotype bingo card. Okay. And it was inspired by the Obama's trip to Ireland

a few years ago where they drank Guinness and visited the grave of Obama's great, great, great grandmother or father. They drank Guinness. Perhaps you remember in 2011 when he came back from this trip there calling Barack Oh apostrophe Obama I don't remember that at all. Yeah. Well Anyway, apparently they were so for me by the way

They were so touched by that trip that they made a show called bodkin Which I guess casts Irish people and not the most flattering light That's all I've got right now. I gonna watch it I don't see any evidence that the Obama's are behind this and their executive producers Barack Hussein Obama and Michelle Hussein Obama fucking Clark fucking Bud can what is what is bod can mean what is that I don't know if it's a town if it's the family name or if it's a derogatory slur for somebody of Irish heritage a blunt thick needle with a large I used especially for drawing tape or cord through a him That was my next guess. Damn dude. Well we aren't gonna talk

about the debate or anything on this week's episode but we will probably talk about it on the Patreon. I thought it was an interesting debate, especially when Mr. Mercer showed up lean down. Yeah. Everybody likes to be lean. Wait, what is the storyline? Everybody likes to be lean? Was it like Oprah? No, the show The Doctors, one of those daytime TV shows, the Dr. Oz-adjacent program.

Okay. It was raising the warning bells about the proliferation of lean consumption in the youth community. Right. As they said at first glance, that sounds like a cool thing. Who doesn't wanna be lean? Just like how do we make this relevant to our audience?

The paradox is that the more lean you drink, the less lean you become. That's true. Dude, what? You develop a Gucci man called a get money belly. That's right. Honestly, it would be comforting if more kids were on lean rather than fucking galaxy gas.

What's galaxy? The whippets. Is gas having a big, is it having a moment? Yeah, the kids are doing whippets. Kanye's hooked on nitrous. Kids are doing whippets. I think that we need to bring back lean and the best way to do it is to have our leading political figures. Mr. Mercer. Mr. Mer debate do the debates leaned out Jim justice Me and baby dogs gonna lower your taxes West Virginia, you know, the episodes reaching is in when we start doing lean DJ screw tape letters sneaking in My opponent's real beat what's up Harper's letters and they can Was

My point is real good. What's up Harper's Ferry? John Browning walking through that door This is me a baby dog I'm your governor Jim Justice And I'm your governor Jim Justice and I'm your governor Mr. Mercer. Mr. Mercer. What would governor Mr. Mercer sound like leaned out? Yeah I'm your governor Mr. Mercer.

We need to have a debate where both candidates are leaned out and the moderators are also leaned out. And everyone in the audience is leaned out and the moderators like Everybody sits the candidates sit down They run out of they forget their thought like mid mid thought they're like yeah, so Do you? Categorically Emphatically reject Lamas for the eighth time for the eighth time for the eighth time mr. Lester Holt I will not historically reject. What was I saying? Baby dog.

I'm too I'm too fucked up to build the wall. But if someone else wants to do it, that's fine. I'll sign off on the fund. Someone else wants to. from the phone. Oh, it's one of those ones. They'd say numbers like this in West Virginia since R.A. Tomlin was the governor. God damn it, dude. Pinnacle's got too much money.

The White House is the Rock House. Uncle Sam's a motherfucking pussy man. What do I gotta do to make you understand? Well now, we're so fucked. Let's cancel this debate. Let's go to Helvetia for the hot dog festival. The debate would last seven hours. Helvetia, how do you ever say that? Yeah.

It would start at like two in the afternoon and conclude at three p.m. the next day. I know. Been up 27 hours and now talking about the issues. Talking about the issues. Man, man. talking about the issues, talking about the issues we face today in West Virginia. No, no, I will never support taking down Stonewall Jackson's statue on the Capitol grounds. The plagues in this goddamn country go too fast. We need to slow down all the cars. The speed limit under my plan is maximum 20 miles an hour.

Yeah, we're dipping. We're dripping. Yeah, like. They tippin' slow, bangers. I have a 20, 20, 20 plan. Project 2020. Project 2025, 20 inch rims mandatory, 25 mile per hour on the highway.

Oh, yeah. That's what you're, project 2025. Yeah, that's project 2025 we're all on lean and now we're observing the only music we listen to big pokey uh who they talking about can't't see. Is that who they talking about? What is that song? Big Oh This this episode has so many copyright violations big pokey and poof they've broken come for our heads Well damn full fighters. They're a couple of fools and they're fighting her fighting her natural urges. Oh man, this is this video. Everyone go check out Three Sheet Sessions on YouTube and Instagram.

I'm playing drums on there. I'm playing the drums on that video in a Marvin Gaye shirt that Tom gave me actually. Things are helping me look cool for everybody I've been staying up here for 40 god damn hours. I'm kinda hungry. Oh, man. Oh, god. Oh, god.

Somebody bring me some chips. Hmm. I can't feel my foot Cool palm trees promise the zoom justice is not a heavy man. He actually just has just a lean lean Yeah You met like how much more normal Don jr. Would be if he was a lean addict rather than a click a coke addict Too many problem is there too many people are trying to go up these days and they should be winding down Well when they do wind down it's with like fucking whippets like gas

Yeah, can't be doing away from gas stay away from that shit liquids actually coding gas stay away from that shit liquids actually coding coding for myth is even yeah with ice and sprite and John Benzo Daz of beans basically anything with ene in it so we support Durham we need to bring the the Xanax era was good and rap for a while They didn't we need to bring that back. Uh-huh. Don't get the press Zans Get that but they don't even make the real ones in why it's hard and prescribed it's hard to get Alprazl in anymore. That's true

Durm if anybody does know where they Where they can, where they can go. Soliciting from the audience. Yeah. You hear someone go, I got 40s. If anybody has like an easily traceable, if you can send me a picture of your pill bottle and also send me some pills, I won't say nothing.

I'm up here, just come up here. No, turn the cameras off real quick. You put them in my hand. My name's Jim Justice. This is Baby Don. And we both gone off that purple oil. See you next time, West Virginia. Dude, fucking the lean debate.

Vote off me. Vote early. Vote or die, remember that shit? That was crazy. P. Diddy man just got fucked up. Well I didn't vote and I didn't die so. P. Diddy though. And died a number of deaths. And caused a number of deaths. And well, there's that too. Damn. Well, okay. Well, all right.

Well, uh, thanks for listening this week, everybody. I think we're going to talk about some serious stuff on the, that makes it sound like it's actually serious. Yeah, that's right. That's what we're going to be doing on Patreon. Sober. Yeah, that's right. That's what we're going to be doing on Patreon. Write us out. Put us on, put us a song.

We're going to write it out. Go to Patreon.com. We're going to talk about stuff and shit. See y'all later, man. Bye.