Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 414: Maximizing Hypertrophy

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

This week we're looking at Trumponomics, how Nazified the GOP and country at large has become, and Doug Wilson's vision for a theocratic dictatorship Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbilly...workersparty

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Do they found lean in the protein powders? They did. That's where all the activists were all the activists was in the protein powders. Do you, man. Oh, my God. I'm getting 300 grams of protein a day.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Oh, my God. My muscle's getting bigger, but my belly is, too. The lean belly I fell asleep One of them You imagine a guy Super Jack But just has a massive lean belly
Starting point is 00:00:39 Like you know Gucci Man came out of prison And he was like ripped Because he couldn't get lean In prison And just like Got Jack glues in there Working out stuff
Starting point is 00:00:48 Yeah Imagine a guy that did both of those Like he's jacked out of his mind But he's also Leaned out Lean and so he just keeps A big round opioid gun He just falls asleep
Starting point is 00:00:59 between every set for like 30 minutes he takes 30 minutes rest between every set rest encourages growth oh my god just slumped over if you don't rest the muscle
Starting point is 00:01:13 you can't grow the muscle and that's why they start putting activists and all the protein found yeah it actually helps it facilitates muscle recovery yeah branch change most people don't know this but lean
Starting point is 00:01:28 has BCAAs. All, it contains all the essential branch chain amino acids. So, if you're looking for a supplement, I'm breaking muscle down. I'm broken it down to build it back up.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I'm building it back better than me. Bigger, better than ever. Oh, my God. Damn. Damn, we're playing fat pad at the gym. Lean gym.
Starting point is 00:01:59 You know the leg press? You just fall asleep midway between a rep, and you're just like in that position for like 40 minutes. You come to you like, oh, my, damn, oh, damn. Oh, man. I've maximized hypertrophy. I didn't even know I was doing that. I liquidify my muscles, man. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:02:25 They grow back, big and strong. Doesn't that way, like, when that happens, don't you, like, piss out? You essentially, like, pee out your muscles. You pee out your muscle molecules or whatever. Yeah, there's a lot of junk science on the process. Well, I had a friend that, like, did CrossFit, and that thing happened to her where she stopped peeing. Oh, what do you call it? R.
Starting point is 00:02:52 What do they call that? I know what you're talking about. CrossFit disease. No, no, no, no. What's the CrossFit disease? these, rabdo. Rabdo. That's what it is,
Starting point is 00:03:01 rabdo. Rabdo myelysis. A serious condition linked to extreme exercise like CrossFit where muscle tissue breaks down, releasing proteins and electrolytes
Starting point is 00:03:12 into the bloodstream that can damage the kidneys and potentially cause of kidney failure. Symptoms include severe muscle pain, weakness in dark, T-colored urine.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Damn. But that sounds... Man, I used to keep an eye out for that T-colored urine. Mm-hmm. I did. I was always afraid I was going to get one of them
Starting point is 00:03:27 conditions. that fucks up your innards and any time i'd be a little dehydra i'd be like damn i got mad dough damn it's happening damn what's happened i got mad dough rabdo rabdo because i went too hard but we're in a caddy dough it's a lean gym we serve activist protein supplements and all we play is like DJ Screw, Big Mo, Fat, Pat. Every station, there's like three or four people just sleeping at the base of the machine. And then the philosophy of the gym is if you don't rest, the muscle won't grow. So we're taking 20-minute lean naps in between sets.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I'm in the lab dough With rabdo Damn I'm driving Rav four I'm pissing out All the good stuff Damn
Starting point is 00:04:37 Is it Rabdo What is it do Rabdo like breaks down all your muscles Basically squeezes all the electrolytes And proteins out of your muscles I don't know I just know that like distance runners get it I know like
Starting point is 00:04:49 There's like two Oregon football players That got it last year Was that one Dude, you ever follow that Jesus the Super Jew on Twitter? He got it. He got it. He got it. Yeah, I saw he got it.
Starting point is 00:05:01 From what? I don't know. I don't know. I saw I'm posting about it, though, but he made it through okay. This is no hate to long distance runners, because I myself used to be one. But it is crazy when you see someone that's like... You have an athletic pass that you don't like to talk about. You were a competitive swimmer, competitive runner, played baseball for a while,
Starting point is 00:05:22 and you just act like, no, I just read books. Well, I did try to be an athlete And my dad tells this story That when I was born My head was all fucked up and lopsided And he said the first thing he asked the doctor When he saw me His newborn baby was
Starting point is 00:05:38 Will he be able to play football? Will he be able to play football doc? My head was all fucked up Sadly no No, Bob He'll never play football Bob And Bob just hits to his knees
Starting point is 00:05:53 And starts crying out to God. Why why did you do this? Why did you give me this burden to carry? No offense, son. But why God you give me a fucked up head baby He can't play football? His dome
Starting point is 00:06:08 Dome's all fucked up, man. Dome's all fucked up. Wow. I got just the thing for that, though. 900 milliliters of that purple. Purple. It's funny, Dr. House was like on pills. Wasn't he like on Vicodin or whatever? Why didn't
Starting point is 00:06:24 they make doctor house lean down like that would have been a much better show a much better medical drama stick a pin on that well we were talking about this last night on the patreon we talked about my affinity for medical dramas i love hospital shows but a show that's a medical drama but it's house visits like no one has ever done that type of medical drama that i'm aware of i got a rink i was thinking about that last night oh shit what's the wrinkle it's a a gay German doctor and it's called H-A-U-S visits.
Starting point is 00:07:03 House. House visits. House visits. But he just goes to to see patients and ends up doing sex crimes. Not that gay Germans would
Starting point is 00:07:14 preternaturally do sex crimes. What's up? I think there's a correlation between a higher incidence. Mm-hmm. With them. Probably. Let me see a
Starting point is 00:07:24 liver enzymes what's up your enzymes are so elevated your enzymes are so elevated you are so cute and don't you know your orophis is too small we must make it larger
Starting point is 00:07:45 what's up we must dial it dilate olive no no no no what's the opposite of dilate contract contract is the opposite of dilate the opposite of dilate. Dilate. Contract.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Right? What opens it up? Dilate. Dillation opens it up. So dilator. Vasso-dialiter, right? Vasso-constrictor means it closes it. Oh, constrictor, right.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Vassau dilate means it opens. Yeah, we got dilate your... All's your hose. O's your hose. There must be be big a lot. There must be so much beggar. It's so much beggars. The Anschliss
Starting point is 00:08:23 Must be so much bigger So it's house visits House visits H-A-U-S business Or Dr. House MD And it's just a It does need a gimmick It's a German sex criminal
Starting point is 00:08:40 It's also a doctor A German sex pest Is he a master Is he a genius Like Dr. House though? Yeah but he's still sex past Okay, is he leaned out? Well, you know, remember you talked about like a philandering kind of playboy doctor?
Starting point is 00:08:56 That's that, we're going sex pest. Nobody likes this guy's advances, but he's so good at Madison. They're sometimes tolerated. It's funny, there's always the trope, the archetype of the philandering doctor, but there's never the archetype of like the philandering hyper-masculine punhound nurse. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nurses can't be punhound.
Starting point is 00:09:20 for some reason. We need to break down that stigma. Nurses can be puny-ups. Do you think it's because we're talking about men in a traditionally woman-dominated field? Like, do you think we emasculate the male nurse? The male nurse? Because here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:09:36 I think there was a movement in Whiteburg in the early 90s to tear down that wall. And it was when the three baddest dudes in town all became male nurses. Oh, damn. Yeah, really. I mean, real ass bashers. Yeah, that's not a lie.
Starting point is 00:09:50 That changed my mind about it real quick. Real what bastards? Real ass bashers. Oh, ash bassers. Including one guy that shot himself in a deer stand and drove three hours home to get treated, even though he had a wound he was bleeding out of actively, just because he didn't trust city doctors. That's what's up.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Which is interesting. Let me stick a finger in your wound. In your wound. And your wound? In the bund. The bone. The bone. The boon and the boond is most of the...
Starting point is 00:10:23 Could you do gay doctor house leaned out, though? That's what's wrong. Oh, my God. Do. I was gonna put the... You're trying to put the... German. You're so cute.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Don't you not? That's so cute. Oh, yeah. need the dilution. No, that's a big mole slipping in there. Well, it happens. Yeah. It's hard to do voices.
Starting point is 00:11:01 It's hard to stay. It's hard to stay in character. Yeah. Leaned out gym is good. That's good. That's good stuff. The real stories that all the protein powders actually have lead in them. But it would be funny that someone gets,
Starting point is 00:11:18 just by a typo, everybody thinks. It's lean. Lean, yeah, yeah, lean. Instead of a D, it's an N. Yeah. And you would have everybody on the podcasts going, damn, that must be why I felt so relaxed all that time. No, no, no, it's actually lead.
Starting point is 00:11:34 That's why you're very dumb most of the time. You're all lead poison. Isn't it funny how lead is everywhere still? It's in the pipes. It's in the powders. And it's in the pussies. Because they were finding that lead was even in tampons. or whatever.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Damn. So it's in pipes, powders, and pussies. Anything starts with a pee. You're going to find lead, though. My God, you can't escape it. He can't escape it. It used to be the only time you'd have to worry about lead poisoning was at the gas pump
Starting point is 00:12:05 and if you were like one of those kids that ate paint chips that came off the wall. Yeah. Now you can't escape it. Well, you know, they're leveling half of Lexington to build 20-story student housing complex buildings that have, like, 800 square foot apartment rooms
Starting point is 00:12:22 that they can charge $3,000 a month for and it's going to raise all of our rents. But, you know, when they demolish all those houses in that neighborhood, I'm sure a ton of fucking lead paint. It's released into the air and one fell swoop. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Yeah. And just across the street, you're bringing new life into this one. Yep. Asbestos as well, I'm breathing it all in. What if your daughter has the hereditary head? What if she gets your head? It has a fucked up lumpy head? You got intervene quick. You'd be like, Bob, you see me and tell me she'll never play football.
Starting point is 00:12:59 That's right, son. That's right. Lord, I see what you've done for others. Give me a daughter that can compete in competitively in football players. Man, do you think girls will ever play football? There's been a couple. Well, I mean, like, on mass. I mean, like...
Starting point is 00:13:20 I don't think anybody should be playing football. No. Male, female, otherwise. I'm going to tell you something. This is literally the first year in a long time that I've not watched college football. I've not even watched it this year for some reason. I'll tell you this. I have not watched five minutes of any football this year.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Well, I know you said the other day you've been saying recently that sports has kind of taken a right-wing term. But what do you make of the fact that they got babbon for the? the Super Bowl. I was waiting for you to ask me about that. What do you think that is? Latin correspondent for this program. As the Latin correspondent for the Trilville. Well, here's what I think it was.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Babon. So you basically have Jay-Z, who's a Judas in every way shaping for him. Okay. Okay. You know, he's the creative director for the NFL. He picks the halftime performer. Jay-Z? Jay-Z does, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Jehovah? Jehovah? Yeah, Jehovah. Jehovah? The God MC himself, yes. Whoa. Riter of such hits as Big Pimping.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Kick in the door waving the four. No, that wasn't him. That was. Not, it wasn't. Annie. How can people colloquially refer to this song as Annie? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Beep what? Beep who? I can't say the word. Can you say that? You probably can't say that word, right? I can't. Even as a Latin. Even as a white Latino.
Starting point is 00:14:43 As a white Latino. Fat Joe apparently is the only white Latino that can open to say that. that way. Anyway Jay-Z yeah Crater director for the NFL picked Bad Bunny Now it looks like the NFL might be caving to the
Starting point is 00:14:57 pressure of the Friends of Charlie Kirk Society. Do you think they really would If they did it would be very embarrassing I think But now everybody's Going nuts because they said Boboney didn't
Starting point is 00:15:13 Stand for the National Anthem the other day At the Yankees game Oh yeah And that incensed a lot of people. That made people man. And then when he got on SNL and spoke Españal, they were not having that either. That's because the country is white supremacist now, right? I mean, everybody is just full on fascist.
Starting point is 00:15:32 All right, people get tripped up with the word fascist. They're like, this is not a fascist country. Or they'll try to do like an intellectual thing. Like, technically this is not fascism because it doesn't have the three characters that are mainly associated. Well, what they're saying is that we don't yet have any. Eastern European strong men throwing us in camps. Right. That's the sine qua non of fascism.
Starting point is 00:15:55 And to that, I'd say, no, I think you can just have cultural fascist. You know, they have cultural Marxism. They're doing that a couple of years. Oh, they were doing. We got cultural fascism. Yeah, that's what we're experiencing right now. It definitely feels like in the last month, ever since Charlie Kirk's assassination, you're this phrase a lot, mask off.
Starting point is 00:16:14 They've gone mask off. They've, they're showing us who they really are now. Don't it, folks, they've gone full mask off. Around Halloween, they're taking the masks off. They waited until Halloween to take the mask off, paradoxically. While the rest of us put our masks on, they're taking theirs off. But the thing is, is it does seem like since Charlie Kirk got shot, that they have just fully embraced that they're Nazis.
Starting point is 00:16:43 And I don't know if everyday Americans, are aware of this. Like, this, like, let's just pull out a few examples. I mean,
Starting point is 00:16:53 you know, Jack Posobiac or whatever saying that we must combat Antifa because it's a centuries-old organization
Starting point is 00:17:01 that goes back to Weimar Germany. You know what I mean? Like, if you're going after... It's a mascoff. That's Masked off stuff right there. If you're going after Antifa
Starting point is 00:17:12 that basically means you are fascists, right? FIFA is just shorthand for anti-fascist. Right. It's all on that. So if you're going after Antifa, you are ipso facto. FIFA.
Starting point is 00:17:25 FIFA. Also a fascist organization. Dude, FIFA is a fascist organization. Fuck FIFA. But like there was this story in Politico about how all these young Republicans were. I mean, the term young is doing the heaviest lifting that none of these kids could ever bring. There's not a hairline in that group chat that comes even close to a young man's hairline.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Even the 20-year-olds are back to the temples, you know? Uh-huh. I like one of them's name was like Giunta or something. He was, um, like I hate to be this way, but dude, look at all these guys. They are the biggest losers on the planet. Um, Joe Maligno. Bobby Walker. How do you have Joe Maligno?
Starting point is 00:18:15 Joe malignant, and Greg Cowell, Greg Bovino. It's like everybody has like a Latinized, like just nominative, determinative name of who they are. William Hendrix, who used the N-word like 200 times, Peter Junta, Bobby Walker, who said that rape is epic. I want to tell you something. Giunta is maybe the only Latin member of the caucus here. it was on him to step up and stop this. Well, he was the worst one. He said that he loved Hitler.
Starting point is 00:18:49 He literally said I love Hitler. He's the one that said I love Hitler. Here he is. You can look him up for yourself, but he's a heavier boy. And look for that hairline. I wasn't wrong about that airline either. Bobby Walker, who's some of other people? William Hendricks.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Look at this young lad. They're all large and in charge. They are. And then there was a Vermont State Senator among these two. These are healthy boys. Samuel Douglas. Why do they always look like some variation of J.D. Vance letting himself go for a couple years. Well, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Every time one of these young Republican guys, one of the Hitler youth gets caught admitting their beliefs, they send out J.D. to smooth things over. Because remember what they did this with Big Balls when he was talking about how... J.Ds, they're emissary. Yeah, he's the, they always send J.D. out to be like, it's fine for them to... This is, this is good, otherwise good boys, just making some questionable choices. Yeah. With J.D. himself, we know, has been like an online racist guy for a long time. Well, and then one of them, GOP representative Dave Taylor has an American flag with a swastika in it in his office.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Like, it's, it's... We're past the point where you can even... even say that, oh, they're fascists, blah, blah, bud, mask off. Like, they just are actual, not literal Nazis. They're just doing it. They're participating in Nazism, active every day. And so, I mean, I made this tweet. Down to the symbols, culturally.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Mm-hmm. Perhaps this is a really annoying tweet, and I really apologize. It's getting the worst responses I've ever gotten on a tweet, maybe. I said, I wish this stuff made it over to Dateline or Good Morning America or whatever the fuck people watch. Date line. That's the, that's, that's, that's, date line's where they go. I don't even know what people. They, that's Ginger, 26, Missoula, Montana on the night of October 17th.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Is dayline like true crime stuff? Dateline is, yeah, it's like the, it's almost like the PBS version of, uh, of unsolved mysteries. I'm sorry, I don't know, I don't know what people, I don't know what people, I don't know what people watch like I just wish it was like everyday knowledge that the government was thoroughly notzified and that they're like body slamming 15 year old autistic girls and zip tying three year olds and making American citizens show their papers and documents and yeah yeah yeah I mean well listen I was having a discussion about this the other day there is something dysgenic about the
Starting point is 00:21:41 not only the appearance of these people. Remember when they were like going around? They posted a picture of us from the old Lexington Herald shoot and said look at these disgenic freaks. Why would I be disgenic? I got great genes. They were more talking about me.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Oh. Which is like, that's fine. But then I look at these guys and it's like, I'm pretty jacked compared to these guys. I didn't mean to say I've got great genes as if there is such a thing. You got scary genes.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Shit, I said that, didn't I? On the Pintereston, people thought that I said that we should deport non-citizens. Did I say that? I don't know. Sometimes I just say ramble and I miss a key word. Sometimes, like, my brain fog will cause me to miss a key word. You know what I'm saying? And then I'd say, what in our makeup makes you think that we would ever say that in earnest?
Starting point is 00:22:34 I don't know, man. Yeah, they did call us dysgenic freaks, but. but what I'm saying about that is then you start looking at these guys behind that young Republicans one the median age is 28 and the other part is they all are losing their hair and are like have BMIs north of 56% uh-huh not that there's anything wrong with that but it is there is when you're a Nazi yeah and you're claiming to want to start a pure master race of spelt towel-headed athletes Yeah, dude
Starting point is 00:23:10 It's just like I don't know if Americans Let's set aside the question Of like whether Americans would I should say toe-headed I said it towelheaded I don't want it to be for now I don't want anybody to run in the comments
Starting point is 00:23:25 I said towel-headed To-headed I love this bit People intentionally misinterpreting things we say That's actually a good bit I was annoyed by at first but the audience should do that. They should intentionally misinterpret
Starting point is 00:23:41 more things that we say. All these guys say in there. The, but no, no, like, the thing is date line. Date line. I'm going to a fucking moron, date line and good morning America.
Starting point is 00:24:03 I think you picked the two least watch shows in the The spectrum of mainstream news Good Morning America is where like Katie Perry were going there and show her puppy when she's got a new album coming out or something. People were like, which is, it's kind of funny because it almost reads like I was intentionally baiting people
Starting point is 00:24:30 because people in the comments were like, Good morning, America's already bought my corporate interest. Bait line ain't too far behind. Jesus. But, like, I don't know, you know what I mean? Like, look at the big American scandals of the last 30 or 40 years. Like, it was just everyday common knowledge. It was so, it was such a big story when Bill Clinton had his Monica Lewinsky thing that my third grade teacher had to tell us about it.
Starting point is 00:25:06 That was all on TV, constant. Yeah, she had to tell us about it in a way that was, like, basically, like, making it PG. Yeah. Like, the president had an inappropriate relationship with somebody. You know what I'm saying? So why is it not, like, everyday discourse that, like, the president and his associates are Nazis. They think that white supremacy is the best way to organize society. And I know, like, you can have this conversation about, like, whether America would support that or not.
Starting point is 00:25:33 That's a whole other question. what my what i'm asking is is america rocking with adolf hitler well here's the here's the thing is i would say yes do they're rocking with swastikas here's the thing though here's the thing though i must be out of touch i don't think they are openly i don't think they they won't i think they i think they've diluted themselves into supporting the same things hitler supported but under a different name that's what america does that shifts the ground underneath your feet it's like how can we put some pot lipstick on a pig you know what i mean that's what we do do in this country.
Starting point is 00:26:05 We do do that a lot. That's our number one business. That is. You're right. Making pigs, gorgeous. And inflating bubbles. And giving each other nicknames like big balls.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Mm-hmm. I knew two backyard wrestlers one time named Turbo and Scrotum. I figured that was a good place to say that. As good a place as any, honestly. So, yeah, until Dateline gets serious about about highlighting our Nazi problem what is he's like 60 minutes
Starting point is 00:26:40 like what are people watch do people still watch cable I don't even know I don't know how you would even penetrate the mass psyche at this point anyways listen there might need to be a battle for we talked yesterday about America's leaving this sort of daytime TV feeling in us you know that depressing feeling of
Starting point is 00:27:00 wow here's what I got to look forward to Ovalteen Mm-hmm Laundry detergent commercials and somebody trying to sell me some cheap
Starting point is 00:27:12 trinket for for easy payments Sacagiaia coin or something Right, right A coin with Charlie Kirk's Visage.
Starting point is 00:27:19 The left needs to make a play for the shut-in vote. He thinks so. They're there for the taking. You think we need
Starting point is 00:27:27 to start airing ads during soap operas and Will of Fortune? Dude, we need, the left needs to start We need to get by a wholesale sponsorship of Young and the Restless or something.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Oh, that would be sick. The soap operas. That would be tough. The left needs to take over soap operas. We'd rule for a thousand years and, well, at least three years because most of that demographic would be dead soon. But. Well, we could start with commercials that, um, they're not even commercials. Like, it's just my, it's our medical drama during.
Starting point is 00:27:57 House, leaned out house. You leaned out house. Listen, that's going to be a hit with this demographic. General Hospital. That was the soap opera set in the hospital, wasn't it? Did they still have general hospital? It seems to be the definitionally the case, yes. My high school, or my high school,
Starting point is 00:28:16 my college media teacher played a bartender on General Hospital for a couple episodes. Really? Yeah, Dale Greer, yeah. Well, I asked because General makes it seem like it's just a general generic hospital. Let's do specific hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think General Hospital. General is like one of those like descriptors of hospitals.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Oh. Like First Baptist. It's the leader. Hospital General. Like somebody else say like Dollar General. Haddonfield General. Haddonfield General. I was just watching one of the Halloween reboots.
Starting point is 00:28:44 General Dollar. General Dollar. Would be a good soap opera set in a Dollar General. Be a good name for a mash style military type. Yeah. Dramedy. That's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah. Did they do lean? Did they give out lean during the Korean War? Big good name for a bam, too. On MASH? Oh, General Dollar, yeah. Did they give that lien on MASH? Yeah, that's in the, that's in the, what they call it, the...
Starting point is 00:29:13 Hotlips Hoolahan was handing out lean. You know how they have episodes that didn't make it to air. The leaned out MASH episodes are buried in the vault somewhere. Oh, man. Oh, my God. And Robert Altman's... MASH movie. That's a lot of the footage that you can see that on the criterion version.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Oh, suicides, painless, takes on many changes, man. I ain't got no quarrel with these Viet Cong. I don't know. Different war, but yeah. I guess that was Korean Wars, right? Well, leaned out MASH in Korea probably, they probably would be saying some shit like that. My Hocci, man, man, man. That's my homie, man.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Yeah, I'm glad that when communism comes to Vietnam, we'll get some help. over here in the peninsula. Ten years later. Damn, I didn't expect this to see it this coming. I was at Den Benfew in 1955, man. I thought we was going to live in harmony with our two systems. Communism over there. Capitalism over here.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Both have their merits. Two live crew at Dembenfew. Two live crew. hey we want some uh oh yeah two life crew did sample me so horny from full metal jacket which took place oh yeah that did take place of vietnam so there is more connective tissue in this bit than we even think that is so true yeah see comedy's so easy just make everything leaned out yeah it's all you got do is pick a lane and run in it. No much mileage we got out Bob Dylan. Well back to the lean the lead in the powders they're saying that the it's getting everybody the vapors it's getting it's giving
Starting point is 00:31:10 everybody the vapors yeah which is really a shame because the vapors is a serious medical issue. Yeah. It's when you're laying down and there's little waves of steam coming off of your chest and head. Really? That's the vapors. Huh. Yeah. You ever had to take the vapors? I've taken them. Really? Mm-hmm. How recently? Um, uh...
Starting point is 00:31:33 Well, so in Rett, when they say, watch these bitches catch the vapors. Mm-hmm. Or when Dr. Dre said, I had the song called the vapors.
Starting point is 00:31:42 I don't know. What do you think that meant? Because I have... What is meant by that? I have a few ideas of what I think it means. Okay. But I don't want to speak for Dr.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Dre. Okay. When you speak it from a cup, well, it sounds like you're leaving. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm taking the vapor. The, I think it was, I think the protein powders were giving people the vapors.
Starting point is 00:32:07 But the worst ones from that list in that Consumer Reports article about the lead and protein powders, it looks like the plant protein powders are the ones that are the worst. see here's the thing that's going on that's really crazy because i mean it seems like you you're better off with way protein than plant proteins well they're just that's what they're saying a lot of people here's the thing that i think about all this stuff and here's why you don't even use protein powder i hate it i hate protein powder if i get my proteined if i need a quick fix i drink raw egg whites I learned that from watching Rocky I do the yogurt
Starting point is 00:32:58 I skip the yolks I don't do the yogurt What about yogurt? Yogurt's got good Like the oikos Whatever with 18 grams of protein Or whatever the fuck Yeah that's that's way protein
Starting point is 00:33:06 But it's got lead in it I wonder That's a good question Are the yogurt products That contain way Do they have lead in it? I'm so embarrassed now That I said
Starting point is 00:33:16 Dayline a Good Morning America I think it's endearing That just shows you literally have not watched cable TV A better part of 20 years Oh man I'm getting roasted for it Raked over the damn cold I'm over here getting raked over the cold
Starting point is 00:33:33 Someone said They know and they approve They hate you They demand vengeance And I said they approve of Vado Hitler Okay Okay Terence here's the
Starting point is 00:33:48 Here's I'm gonna give you the Budweiser Cold Hard Facts Am I naive? No, you're not naive. You're not naive at all. Perhaps to some degree. There we all are, okay? Oh my God, hold on.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I just fucking knocked over the goddamn recorder. Wow. Did we lose it all? No, we only did minimal damage. Good. All right, so I'm naive. No, you're not naive. I'm not naive.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I'm not naive. You're not naive. Here's the thing. is everybody is sort of has sort of lost their mind okay okay I'm falling so I'm just not sure how you just mistaking the names of popular news programs for other programs aren't explicitly well I guess they are news programs I guess it is news to me that a mother of four killed her children in a bathtub one fateful night in Scottsdale Arizona uh-huh that was would be news dateline style okay okay
Starting point is 00:34:53 news good morning american style would be al roker given uh you know um keith urban uh a nuggie or something on some part of i'm heaps excited to get this nuky from al roca i'm heaps excited for al roca to give me a little uh heaps excited to be divorced from nico kidman dude who would be he was excited to be divorced from Nicole Kedman. Jeez. Jeez Louise, man. That's what you're supposed to say.
Starting point is 00:35:23 I mean, I don't know. She could be a monster behind the scenes. We don't know. She might beat his ass. She might call him Keith Rural behind scenes. Just taunts him. You fucking hillbiller. We don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:37 I'm heaps excited for the day this tool man ends. Anyways, to continue, sorry. Your point. Anyway. I think it's more embarrassing to respond to you with these programs are already
Starting point is 00:35:52 are already bought up about the corporate interest you've you root you backwards rude well that person what that person was saying was that the American average American sort of like mass constituency has already has already
Starting point is 00:36:09 bought into the Nazism and loves it and they love the cruelty and the torture and the swastikas and Adolf Hitler and they love beating up old people and children and blackbagging. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I know we've come back to this question many times over the last nine months. I don't think that's true. No, I don't think that's true. I think here's
Starting point is 00:36:28 what I think. I think people, this kind of thing has not hit Middle America. And like, I mean, I guess Chicago would be Middle America literally geographically in the middle. But I'm saying it hasn't hit, you know, on mass it hasn't hit. I'm not going to say that there's not. I heard there's like 12 vice agents that are in Lexington alone. They did send the National Guard. It seems like the only red state that they've sent the National Guard to is Tennessee when they send them to Memphis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why they did that. Well, I think that was probably in reference to they're trying to challenge Memphis hip-hop for supremacy. The devil worshiped messages. Josh. I should have known. So, anyway, what I think is
Starting point is 00:37:18 that until it hits people's doorsteps, a lot of people just don't care. If you're in Chicago, or hell, even if you're probably have to be even close to that part of Chicago, at least sympathetic to the plight of people that are on the business end of the ice raids and shit to even care. I think most Americans don't care until it affects their ability to make a living or it hits their doorstep or their neighbor or whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:42 So you're saying they're apathetic? Apathy, yeah. Apathy. The thing, the very thing that makes the angels. weep. Makes me weep too. I am an angel.
Starting point is 00:37:53 That's why you're weeping. That's why I'm weeping. That's true. I think it's a case of app. I don't think it's like, I don't think if you polled 10 Americans, they'd be like, you know what? That's good.
Starting point is 00:38:03 They pulled naked children out and zip-tied them through them in the back of a truck. I don't think people think that I don't think Americans are that barbaric. I do think they're that indifferent. They are that indifferent.
Starting point is 00:38:13 That's true. Or just, like, don't want to be bothered to have to do anything about it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? For sure. And so... I think you're right. That's what that is. I don't think it's that anybody's accepted
Starting point is 00:38:28 Nazism. I don't think we even view it as that. I think people view this as like the normal tie because they're not as online as we are and see this stuff in their face. Like when I talk, when I take this stuff to like my college friends group chat, they think I'm like insane. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:44 I mean, they're worried about my mental health. Yeah, I know you know what I mean? And I think that represents probably 80% of America. I have also had that experience, for sure. Yeah. Now, that said, I think a lot of those, I think there is also, as many people as I think are apathetic, I think are also secretly probably do. There are plenty of people that do approve of this kind of show.
Starting point is 00:39:09 No, absolutely. I'm not saying that there is it. My question is just simply, let's take those people who are. When's Dateline going to get a hold of this? that's your question my question is simply those people that are kind of indifferent or they think we're insane
Starting point is 00:39:24 or whatever if they're being too online I'm just not about Dateline shirk and their journalistic responsibility in the matter of the South Shore ice right my question is simply are those people aware that
Starting point is 00:39:39 upwards of like two or 300 it's hard core staffers of both the administration let's make the number even bigger let's say there's a cadre of at least 1,000 died in the wool Nazi party card carried members that are in government
Starting point is 00:40:01 does the average American know that that they that okay that's what you're asking they do sig hails I don't think they do they love Hitler like that's what I would like to know it seems pretty anathema to the DNA of this country that we would Well, and everybody whose grandfather fought in World War II, they think was a badass Nazi basher.
Starting point is 00:40:22 That's what I'm talking. This is all I'm saying. I'm not saying that they agree or don't agree. I'm just saying, like, are they aware that Hitler is like thumbs up with them? I want you, if you were out there and you said my grandfather was a badass Nazi basher in World War II, even though we knew about
Starting point is 00:40:41 Dachau and these other places, you know, several years before we actually got involved in war. Turned down Jews who were trying to flee Europe. Just like we're doing now to Palestinians. Just like we're doing now to Palestinians. Yeah. Okay. But if you fancy your grandfather, a badass Nazi basher,
Starting point is 00:41:01 you should know that he died in vain. Because they now control the government. And he probably would have voted for him. If he's still alive, he probably voted for it. Why do you think they always send J.D. Vance out to a Paul? apologize on behalf of the Hitler youth every time they get caught. It scares me. Let me tell you why it scares me.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Because I think there's a possibility that while I found J.D. off-putting and dysgenic, maybe there's some polling that says that he's actually as like the ideal American. And I think that's true. I mean, like, look, if my grandmother was still alive and J.D. went to her house, she would probably think he was a good hearty boy. You know what I mean? She'd feed him soup? No, she'd probably feed him soup beans and cornbread.
Starting point is 00:41:50 But he would have the right amount of fluid retention and body fat to be considered healthy by her standard. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. Yeah. That's what you mean. So, I don't know. Maybe there is, here's what I find about America, okay? There are so many demographics. graphics that are sizable because it's such a big country.
Starting point is 00:42:15 It's the same reason you can hear about an artist and think they're a small artist and you get on Spotify and they've got like 20 million listeners a month. Bad Boni, for example. Any of the number of like country singers that are not like necessarily household names on the coast or whatever. Time Milders. This time Alders guy. That's your family other night.
Starting point is 00:42:38 That is funny. People love it. That is funny. but wait what was the guy's real name Ty Myers Ty Myers there's a really funny name
Starting point is 00:42:50 for a country artist by the way yeah Tyler I'm calling him Tyler milder Milders yeah because I'm clever and I got good stuff It's the same thing
Starting point is 00:42:59 Here's the you'll relate to this This explains it Okay It's the same thing As when we were into Contemporary Christian music We saw it and said If you like Metallica
Starting point is 00:43:09 Try skillet Yeah yeah You know what I mean? There are so many subcultures that have substantive followings that because there's, you know, so many people here, you might have never even heard about it. That same thing, the same reason Thai milders can have a career is the same reason that Nazis are in the government is because... Everything's too fragmented? Everything's too fragmented. And a minority of people is still sizable enough to shift currents.
Starting point is 00:43:37 It's the E-Cris. Well, okay, this is another thing, like in the comments to that tweet. People were like, the people who were like, yes, this is good. We love swastika and Adolf Hitler. They were like, you had us do fascism under in 2020. We were locked inside of our houses and people had to get vaccines and stuff, which is like, it's really wild the extent to which people saw the pandemic as actual fascism. Because I just sat at home and did drugs.
Starting point is 00:44:03 But also, the other part of that is like, your guy did that. Trump did. Trump was in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you made us get the vaccine. No, he didn't. That happened under Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:16 It's weird. The lockdowns. Like, I don't know if you understand this. Donald Trump has now ruled. He's in his ninth year of rule. Uh-huh. He ruled the whole Biden era. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:44:27 He rules now, and he ruled for four years before that. And arguably the last year of Obama. So we basically live in a world where the simulacrum of Twitter essentially is what, becomes the reality on which all political policy and momentum is realized, right? Bingo. It's right, because it's like, it's not even, it's, we no longer have an image, a sort of either composite or realistic or whatever image of what America is, we only have Twitter.
Starting point is 00:45:04 And that is the place, and that's the reason why all the Department of Homeland Security accounts, like intentionally make these like, you know, dark wave neo-Nazi videos about, like, again, I don't think the average American has seen these videos, but yeah, they're like about... The average American's not on Twitter either. Yeah, like, about how we're returning those. Twitter is strictly for the diehards.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying is that that becomes the terrain on which every policy is enacted and as a result, that's why, like, even the roundups and stuff themselves, they are white supremacists, but, like, I've wondered this before, like, was Italian fascism and German fascism this preoccupied with triggering the left? Because a lot of those guys were just flunkies and dropouts from the left. You know what I'm saying? Like, they don't think that they even really saw it in those terms.
Starting point is 00:46:03 They were just trying to find something. They just really hated anybody that wasn't white or. You know what I'm saying? Like, whereas these guys also do that, but they're also trying to trigger the left, but they're also trying to enrich themselves, like, I mean, this week. It is, it is, I mean, it is basically just the capitalist version of the Soviet collapse. In the same way you had all these, like, XKGB guys raiding the petrol coffers. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:46:27 That's what Trump's doing. Like, the economy, like, I feel like they're bolstering AI because it's creating a smoke screen for them to, like, empty the coffers. Oh, sending $40 billion to Argentina. is the big thing this week. This is what I was going to tell. They doubled the bailout for that fucking weird freak. The,
Starting point is 00:46:44 where is this headline? I can't find it now. The, oh, big investors await windfall from Trump's Argentina bailout. The United States finalized a $20 billion lifeline for Argentina that will benefit
Starting point is 00:46:58 Treasury Secretary Scott Besson's allies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, it's just... They're just, they're enriching themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Trump economic program is fucking wild. It's so funny, Dave.
Starting point is 00:47:10 It is so fucking hilarious. I want to take the composite image of it, which you got a, you got an amazing glimpse at it this week. This was one of the weeks where everything kind of lined up perfectly to give you a kind of like a perfect insight into what Trumponomics is. Let's just run down the list. 20 billion, which has now been doubled to $40 billion bailout to a failed libertarian. experiment in Argentina in South America. Let's Trump has said
Starting point is 00:47:42 the left cause. The left cause that failed libertarian experiment in Argentina. At the same time that they just... Argentina, I'm just going to say something about the Argentines.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Beautiful, beautiful tongue they speak that Italian inflected Spanish, how do you know, they've got the Pampas. Isn't the Pompas there? Or is that the Patagonia or some shit? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:48:04 That's the... Patagonia. Isn't that like... The Patagonia region of Chile? Oh, is that in Chile? A region. I think there's a Patagonia region of Argentina, too. It's like the little tail in the end. Oh, it's both.
Starting point is 00:48:15 It's both. It's a little flagella on the end of the South American continent. It's the flagella, yes. Yeah. So you had that. Argentina's like your friend that's like, can't manage money to save their life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Lafright doesn't matter. It's like they've all sort of, they just get it and spend it, spend it. Spand it down there. I'm the Argentina of my friend. I can't. I can't manage my life. I'm sorry. It's all right.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Don't worry about it. Okay. The Argentina bailout, which is just going to enrich the Treasury's Secretary's buddies. They just announced yesterday they're going to do price controls. They're putting a floor on prices.
Starting point is 00:49:08 of manufactured goods from China like a floor like the whole thing for nine months for fucking two years has been about inflation about trying to bring prices down and they're like no
Starting point is 00:49:20 no actually we're going to make that impossible price floors fucking okay so they're saying basically there's there's not like they're not putting a cap on what
Starting point is 00:49:34 goods from China would cost no they're actually saying you have to charge at least this. Yeah, because it says the Trump administration will set price floors across a range of industries to combat market manipulation by China. So... Dude, I want to just paint you.
Starting point is 00:49:50 We've always had this weird image of dystopic America and all this stuff, and all these different images come to mind of roving bands of war boys and Jesse Plymonds in, what was that movie? At the Alex Cox, not the Alex Cox. Crimean War? No, no, no, not warfare, the other one. Civil War. It's Crimean War.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Oh, Crimean War. Alex, Carlin's, what kind of American. I've imagined that kind of thing. It's actually just going to be like 15 rich guys just like pretending to be cowboys. Yeah. Over what used to have to be 310 million people. Now I've fled to Argentina where I couldn't be with my fellow spinthrift. Spenthrist.
Starting point is 00:50:36 White Latin, Spindex. Threats. You'll have moved probably to the Normandy region of France. I'd have to guess just by looking at you. Yeah, I'm personally, I'm trying to, I'm trying to see what Atlantis has got going on. The Lost City of Atlantis. You're going for fictional places. Well, it says you.
Starting point is 00:50:59 It says you. I'm trying to sprout gills. Mm-hmm. See? The aquilife. If you can build a submersible that does not implode and liquefy your body in half a second, then you can get to Atlantis. Well, the problem with the submersibles, they just went too far down.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Yeah, if they had just hung out around a little. If they just kind of hung out like 100 feet. Yeah. That'd have been cool. You know what I mean? What did you really need to see down there at the time? More water? Aren't we all tired of the Titanic?
Starting point is 00:51:33 They died to see more water. James Cameron showed you in film what was. on there. Yeah, you died to see more water, just darker water. That shit's scary down there. I don't want to go down there anyway. Some places a man's just not meant to go.
Starting point is 00:51:50 That's true, brother. Think of the birds and the fowl of the air. They'll never know what's down there under. Well, maybe if they're like a duck or some sort of aquatic bird, perhaps. They get a little taste of that. There's the ducks, there's the birds that dive down into the water, like
Starting point is 00:52:06 20 feet and get a fish, and and then they can swim back up with their wings and fly out. You want to start a race of men to do that. I would like, yes, I would like to start a race of men that can. I hold their breath for 20 minutes and dive down there and like spearfish. Spear fish. But then we have a big dome bubble and we live in that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:24 And it's only people with COVID, long COVID. Okay. You probably won't take it. It's not a bit. It's not a bit. I'm saying we are all. All of us with COVID and long COVID, and short COVID, and medium-term COVID, we're all going to... Everybody.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Atlantis. Yeah. The Lost City. That's true. Uh-huh. And then there's B-Lantis and C-Lantus. It's like a tiered system. C-Lantus is down there where the submersible got got, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:52:59 If you're C-tier, we're sending you to the depths where... Good luck. Atlantis is really where it starts to get a little hairy. mm-hmm um okay well it might as well there's not going to be fish in 20 years they might as well populate that's what they do say they do say that yeah um water world reels not something that uh really countenanced i would like to just have it on record that i do think long covid exists before i get fucking misinterpreted yeah so okay i'd probably just take all that out why i'm saying they're a powerful lobby
Starting point is 00:53:38 You don't, you, for whatever reason, you think I'm doing a bit here. But I am literally saying that it is real and that I think I had it. I think that's why my sleep was so bad last year. I may have beaten it, though. Is the thing, is the thing with Lunkover, like, you can't beat it? I'm not sure. I think I beat it. I think I had Lunk of it and I think I beat it.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Or at least cut it down to a manageable size, perhaps. That's what I, that's all, it's what I'm saying. Okay. like why can't why can't we joke about our bodily problems anymore when did it become it was ruined for us what when did it become something that you couldn't do to joke about your failing asshole or like your fucking uh you know what i'm saying like i when did that become that is true as someone who has someone who was hospitalized as a young man as a young boy for kidney failure and who's got the vapors several times. Who had the vapors several times and lost the thumb. Yeah. And his...
Starting point is 00:54:44 You have been through physical hell. Yes. Why can't I joke about the physical hell I've been in? You've been an emotional torment too. That is. Maybe not unrelated. I think it's... I think that is the thing.
Starting point is 00:54:54 I think when I got... What's the worst? You've experienced psychic, emotional, and physical torment. Which is the worst of the torments? Psychic. Seek. 100%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:03 I'd much rather have physical than psychic. For sure. Yeah. Yeah, you are hard. physically Yeah Up top Where it starts
Starting point is 00:55:11 To break down I mean I mean Yeah dude I think I got into Christianity Because I almost died Because my
Starting point is 00:55:24 My strep Untreated strep Spread to my heart And my kidneys And then I missed several That's bad luck And then I missed several months Of school
Starting point is 00:55:32 And I had dialysis As a young boy I was You were tied to the machine I was on a As a young boy I had to do dialysis and I thought now it's time to pleasure my life to Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:55:44 you can die oh my god I thought this was just something that happened in the movies wait oh my god my god I really can hmm that's why I was traumatized by the film my girl where McCauley Calkin dies from a bee sting and she goes where's his glasses oh my god where's his glasses Thomas J that was his name of Thomas J
Starting point is 00:56:05 yeah I got a little I was an allergic to beat Well, you saw that. You saw when I got dive-bombed by those bees that time. Those were wasps, technically, but yeah, you did get fucked up. That was fucked up. They don't do that. Bees wouldn't do that. Bees are a little more chill.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Wasps are fucking goddamn assholes. Sadists. They're outlaws. Yeah. They really are. They are sadists. We got way off topic. We were looking at Trumponomics.
Starting point is 00:56:31 I was going down the list. $40 billion dollar bailouts Argentina. Price controls on a range of industries. from China. Tariffs on furniture and construction materials. Not to mention like every other thing that the tariffs have swept up. Let's keep going here. That's one of those things that's got to be like Trump's building this beautiful big ballroom in the wake of Charlie Kirk's down.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Yeah, I think I'm doing very well. Anyway, look a bit. Remember that. what did you see there was a clip from trump this week where he was like someone took a shot at me and i turned it just the wrong time charlie not so much charlie couldn't believe it actually said you made a good time somebody called that on tour they said we're about a month away from trump as suggesting that he was like superior to charlie my god they were correct like if you are an average
Starting point is 00:57:33 Joe Schmo and you joke about Charlie Kirk's death you'll be fired from your job sent to jail solitary confinement
Starting point is 00:57:40 for eight million years but if you're going to be able to fly to any other state or out of the country like they literally revoked like eight people's visas
Starting point is 00:57:49 this week for joking about Charlie Kirk's death meanwhile if you're the president you can say that Charlie Kirk didn't have the dog in them and if you're in the young Republicans
Starting point is 00:57:58 Hitler Youth Club you can talk about whatever you want well say about whatever you want about anybody um the um okay as long as you're you know
Starting point is 00:58:09 half pre-diabetes a pound 40 million dollars for Argentina bailout price controls tariffs on all the things like that would ostensibly make home ownership
Starting point is 00:58:22 um feasible or possible we're just going to continue the prices of home the price of housing you know skyrocket increasing The tariffs have also fucked up to the soybean market So American and the USAID cuts Because, you know, so much of American ag was just subsidized by fucking USAID
Starting point is 00:58:44 So we've destroyed American ag We might be bailing it out is what they say They've been floating the idea of bailing out the farmers I thought how that like we're not only bailing out Argentina we're like doubling the bailout Like you see that we went from 20 billion Trump says no 40 billion Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:04 But we're still kicking around whether to bail out our own farmers or not. Almost all of who voted for this piece of shit. This week it was announced that dollar is at its lowest in 50 years. Also, according to standard impours or moody's, I can't remember who it was. One of the credit sort of... I don't know. Rating agencies? Rating agencies.
Starting point is 00:59:32 so that it's poised to lose 10% by the end of the year, 10 more percent by the end of the year. So I just want to say this. It's like your retirement. Now, fortunately, fortunately, I had to withdraw my retirement out. I'm going to beat this. Oh, you're going to beat it. Yeah, I'm going to beat it because I had to pull it out
Starting point is 00:59:53 to spend it on the rising cost of goods. So at least I won't be subject to the devaluation. That's true. You're just getting ahead of the curve. Getting ahead of the curve. So, yeah. I don't even have a retirement because I'm a cont artisanal podcaster without a 401k. Yeah, you're bohemian layabout.
Starting point is 01:00:15 But, yeah, 10% more. So, yeah, the dollar's quickly being devalued. Although the Texas teacher's retirement system did recently send me a notification that I can withdraw $2,000 for my pension. because of the one year when I was a janitor for the University of Texas. Oh, that's good. I have a very small pension. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I got one of those a couple years ago from the state of Kentucky for $840.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Oh, nice. Yeah. Very nice. I went to Miami with that. Oh, nice. Where I enjoyed an Argentine dinner to bring it full circle of blood sausages and some... That's cool. Be steak.
Starting point is 01:00:54 That's nice. Yeah. Also, to add to the list... That was during the time of Zika virus, speaking of other scourges. I remember that. I remember walking to that place and just reapplying all kinds of mosquito repellent because I thought that Zika was going to get me. It was weird.
Starting point is 01:01:12 There was also Yika. Was there? Dika and Mika. Pika. And Pika virus. PICA. Yeah. That's when you get pregnant and would crave like ashes.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Chewing wood chips. And light bulbs. You don't have to be pregnant to get pipe because young kids get it too. That's why they eat cramines. rounds and dirt and shit. Now, interesting. Would you say that you were around PICA age when your kidney started failing?
Starting point is 01:01:38 Were you just eating paint chips? Is that really the origin of your own? No, no, no. The kidney thing was because of the strep infection. Strap, you sign. Okay, back to Trumponomic. Sure fail. 25 states are teetering on the verge of
Starting point is 01:01:51 recession at the moment, like half the country. Kentucky, not surprising. Kentucky's not one of them. Interesting. Yeah, that's very, very interesting. Yeah, that's an interesting data point since we're usually toward the bottom. Still number one in cancer deaths, though.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Yeah, we'll never be dislodged from that. Yeah. Coal industry's made sure of that. And then obviously there is the news that the U.S. economy has grown, if you take AI out, if you take the AI bubble out, factor it out, the economy's grown like 0.01%
Starting point is 01:02:27 or something. The only growth is in AI right now. Okay. The funny thing about that is I read somewhere, I heard on the news, I told you I'm listening to PR again too. Oh, yeah. That 80% of the U.S. economy is tied up. And not in like AI's like, like, I guess the bankable part of the AI thing,
Starting point is 01:02:51 but just in AI speculation. Yeah. When your economy is, fortified by vapor on vapor. Not even AI, like these technologies, but the possibility of what AI might bring forth.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Vapor on vapor. Yeah. That's bad. I saw that ChatGPT rolled out a feature where you can buy Walmart products from ChatGPT. Like, it is... So now it's like... We're this close. We are on the brain. we're on the brink of cataclysm this close but here's the here's the good news
Starting point is 01:03:35 heads what is what's the tyler durden quote from uh fight club everybody all the dumb guys used to put on their aOL away message it's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything mm-hmm that was a good quote yeah that's carried me through some lean times yeah it's true some truth yeah that's carried me through some only after you've lost our everything. Everything. Are you free to do
Starting point is 01:04:02 anything? Hmm. Think about it's not such a bad deal. So you're saying that America, once we've lost everything, there's a great chance to rebuild. There's a great chance to rebuild, and we, a beautiful,
Starting point is 01:04:15 bright new future is on the horizon. But only, you don't think it devolves into just war boys. Oh, it could. It could. Gang violence, black market, informal economy It could
Starting point is 01:04:30 Not to fight ice It could It could But I just want to pause at a future There is a timeline Where all the would-be Orboy is just Stop and smell the roses too
Starting point is 01:04:42 I'm not so You're not so Bullish Or bearish Which one's which Bullish is aggressive Barish is a security cat I got fucked out of my pension
Starting point is 01:04:53 From losing my job and spend off my savings, recovering. Everybody, I don't talk about my finance program. Oh, it's okay to talk about your... I cut all that out. No, this is, well, we've been talking for a while about pivoting away from politics because what else can you say.
Starting point is 01:05:13 And pivot, and culture has been one thing we've talked about, but financial advice could be one. Personal finance. Personal finances. Yeah. Well, if you want to talk about culture, this is relevant. This is relevant to several things we've discussed. Good Morning America, former co-acre's T.J. Holmes and Amy Roboc, who cheated on each other.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Those are not real people. Who cheated on... T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach. Roboc. They had an affair in late 2022 with... They were both married at the time. And they cheated on each other. They cheated with each other on each other. They should have, what they should have done was taking the Kevin Smith approach is they should have been fucking their spouses like they're cheating on their spouses with each other. With their spouses. That would have been the more prudent course. Instead, they cheated on their spouses with each other and now they're getting married though. In the end. I think in their spouses, I think. Or got married too. Get married too. A little wife swap. Really? Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?
Starting point is 01:06:20 Hey, can't hear what that is? That's an American. story. A real American story. Good morning America. It's basically like when the Brady Bunch brothers married another set of sisters. More like good afternoon delight America.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Good evening America. She's coming over to my place. I call him up. I say, listen, we're doing a wife swap. Whether you like it or not, she's coming over to my place
Starting point is 01:06:53 to not. Isn't that beautiful, though? Don't you think it's beautiful? I think that might be an example of All's Will that ends well. Their exes are dating, actually, yeah. Because they bonded over the two philanderers. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:08 Allswell that ends well. It's beautiful. Everyone has said that she's a serial cheater and she'll probably cheat on T.J. Holmes again, but... Well, yeah. But, again, Terrence. When God closes the door, he opens a window.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Uh-huh. Don't prepare for the long haul here. Enjoy it while it's happening. Mm-hmm. They found love. Sort of. In a somewhat hopeless place. But they need to be fucking focused on the goddamn news.
Starting point is 01:07:40 On the goddamn news. They need to be focused on the god. They need to quit sneaking and stepping out. And they need to start stepping out and interviewing people on the streets. about the nazification of america that is so true and i've been saying that but but yeah yeah but everybody listen when it hits the fan they'll go back and i say you know what old terence was right good morning america should have been covering this now look at us the dollar's useless but isn't this bad though for the global economy because the u.s. dollar plays uh outside
Starting point is 01:08:23 role in global markets. Well, yeah, if you've invested a lot of your treasury funds into the dollar, if you've accrued a lot of dollars in your treasury and suddenly they're worthless, that's kind of crisis
Starting point is 01:08:39 territory, yeah. Why does everybody seem to be chill about this? Because there's nothing in a deal. Remember how mad everybody was in 2008? Yeah. But like, this pales 2008. This like dwarfs. but 2008 is dwarfed
Starting point is 01:08:56 Technically 20 technically the crash in 20 If something pales in comparison Is it the lesser one The lesser thing that the little fish The greater than less than sign eats Is that the thing that's paling in comparison Yes but if it dwarves it
Starting point is 01:09:12 That means it's standing over it From a larger It's got from its high perch The verbal action is transferred directed at the one that's being dwarved a lot of turns of speech I've managed to get through half of my life without really understand also it seems kind of ablest that we use dwarved that is true too in this context so let's use pale I just found out about but that'll be illegal soon because that'll be anti-white that's true that's you can't say
Starting point is 01:09:43 paled yeah so you're gonna they're gonna make us a dwarf probably sorry to anyways we We could also pivot to culture, finance, and linguistics. How does that sound? That's good. I've got to tell you that I'm not equipped to do two out of three of those and barely equipped for the third one. But it should be fun. I'm probably the worst at finances.
Starting point is 01:10:10 I'm aware culture exists. So I guess I could talk about the fact that it exists. And then linguistics, sometimes I miss key words that make it easy for people to misinterpret my words so but linguistics is more like sentence structure and grammar it's not quite like syntax yeah you'll be fine we're talking about like etymology that's word etymology prefixes suffixes uh huh found out something interesting the other day philology no one does philology anymore did you know that the french briefly controlled ireland and that really if your name is fitzpatrick fitzgerald fitz simmons fits insert the blank uh huh
Starting point is 01:10:50 that means you're the son of because fits was the sort of french irish word for son of those french bostards french bids fritz bostards so that's what happens when cultures collide the damn frogs the frog bastards they call it the french the frogs right yeah yeah that's the british no that's the french the frogs okay cool yeah what do they call the british what do they animorphize i don't even want to know hmm the bastions um where were we talked what were we talking about where were we what are we talking about etymologies and but before it's entomology is a study of trumpinomics entomology yeah hey etymology there was something though that was in there
Starting point is 01:11:39 we were talking about something was paled in comparison oh the 2008 crisis and even that was like underwritten by like the housing crisis which actually still had tangible physical products associated with it. This is just, we're basically held hostage to Sam Altman's fanciful notions of how the future should be. It's several different things intersecting at once. One is the AI scam. The second is the Trump scam, where they're obviously raiding anything and everything.
Starting point is 01:12:13 Like a bailout of Argentina is just a raid on American taxpayers essentially to use public funds to enrich 15 people. They're laundering money in South America, is what they're doing. 40 billion. Yeah, dude. It's good stuff. Do you remember when Sam Altman,
Starting point is 01:12:32 do you remember when the big crypto crash happened and all those people lost money? And Sam Altman was pissing and whining on Twitter about the government should bail out of everybody lost their money in crypto? It was David Sachs, I think. But it was also Sam Baldwin. Oh, they were both doing that.
Starting point is 01:12:47 He made a tweet, yeah, yeah, about it. like this is why i remember that yeah fucking welfare coins yeah they do they are they do be like that huh yeah um well i read an interview this morning before i came over from doug wilson you know who that is dog wilson he's a presbyterian he's an evangelical pastor um ross duth that interviewed him in interesting times. It says, Doug Wilson believes
Starting point is 01:13:22 America should be a theocracy. He says his influence is growing. His political project is this, quote, stop making God angry. He's a Presbyterian Calvinist. Okay. They want a... Theocracy.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Theocracy, yeah. Okay. His definition of Christian nationalism is the conviction that secularism is a failed experiment. The societies require a transcendent grounding in order to be able to
Starting point is 01:13:48 function at all. And as a Christian, I believe that the transcendent ground should be the living God and not an idol. That would be my short-form definition of Christian nationalism. Even shorter would be Christian nationalism is the conviction that we should stop making God angry. Basically, this entire article, he keeps going back and forth. And Duthat does press him on this, but at the same time, Dutthat does an amazing job of just normalizing it and making it seem like these are just totally normal ideas. But basically, he keeps going back and forth and saying, like, well, I'm a theocratic libertarian. Like, I don't think we should be, we should have big government.
Starting point is 01:14:23 But then when he gets down to, like, the nitty-gritty details of, like, do that to, like, well, then, but you think that adultery is a crime. You think that being gay is a crime. Doesn't that require laws? And then doesn't that require a law enforcement mechanism? In other words, a big government. And he's like, well, theoretically, we wouldn't need one because we would have a religious revival and everybody would be Christian anyway. ways. Interesting perspective.
Starting point is 01:14:51 He wants to, he wants to, um, basically do the equivalent of Sharia law. And he admits it. He's called Mosaic Law. And, uh, they want to use the exact 10 commandments and the rules in the Bible as the laws of society. So if you get caught cheating on your husband or wife, like those good morning America people would probably, he literally says they should be stone to death. so that's pretty cool
Starting point is 01:15:19 don't you think flogged flogged no no he said stoned actually yeah he said stone to death okay then we gotta keep it a buck then Doug okay the Bible says it's better to cut your throat
Starting point is 01:15:33 than be a glutton I want to need I want to need is Doug a little doughy He's a little chunky Is he? He's a little chunky Okay then cut your fucking throat Doug And then we'll do that
Starting point is 01:15:45 Yeah I'm with you on that but we got to keep we can't throw out anything I'm a Bible literalist he is let's just say more than a little chunky let me see Doug
Starting point is 01:15:55 I'll see how large in charge Doug is yeah you should cut your throat well he's gonna have a hard time cutting that throat yeah you're gonna need some you're gonna need a bigger axe
Starting point is 01:16:06 at least that 12 inch knife a sword maybe yeah that that neck would clog up the guillotine you would have to fucking
Starting point is 01:16:16 have to run that back to it three times. So there is that. I love that. Everybody wants to condemn the gays. Everybody wants to condemn this person and that person. And I can't show you any place in the Bible where it says you should cut your throat if you like to suck dick. But I can show you where if you like to eat, he says you should cut your throat. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:16:42 Yeah. He says, the Congress and the president would announce that Christ is king and that the Tenement Commandments is law
Starting point is 01:16:54 and that... If you were a fourth century Palestinian Jew from you know the West Bank okay?
Starting point is 01:17:08 Mm-hmm. And probably an amalgam of several different messian messianic figures at the time but let's just assume jesus was one person you couldn't have imagined that there would be some thick-necked fucking hill jack over 2,000 years in the future that's going to make the whole nation pledge their allegiance to you that'd probably make you feel good
Starting point is 01:17:33 if you were just wondering around eating locusts and figs and shit you know yeah not good for society but good for a year. Drew, do you think that, did they keep day planners back then? Did they keep calendars? Like, do you think
Starting point is 01:17:48 that Pontius Pilate had it on his calendar? It was like, April 11th, crucified Jesus. 2 p.m. to 3 p.m. 2 p.m. to 3 p.m. 5 p.m.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Eat slop. Eat Roman slop. Crucified Jesus Christ. Like, his assistance, like, you have it on, like you have at Pontchus like you have the thing the thing this afternoon
Starting point is 01:18:12 he's like shit he's like we can't move it we have to do we have to crucify Jesus today yeah the fate of the world Sanhedron councils fucking pissed oh god damn
Starting point is 01:18:22 these guys did I tell you my idea for a Christoph Kislauski type examination of the day Jesus was murdered was crucified
Starting point is 01:18:34 I would like to do because you know he did that movie the Decalog Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like 10 stories that all take place within this Soviet housing block. I got the DECA part of that. Well, it's also based on the Ten Commandments.
Starting point is 01:18:48 This is relevant. Every story is kind of parable of one of the Ten Commandments. Yeah. See, there's may be an upon linguistics. Oh, yeah. Prefixing. Yeah. I want to do a similar thing.
Starting point is 01:19:02 It's like ten stories that take place on the day Jesus is crucified in ancient Jerusalem. but none of them actually have Jesus in it. You know what I'm saying? So, like, what was going on around? What was going on around Jerusalem? What was the cultural climate? What was the, what was in the air in Jerusalem? 2,000 years ago.
Starting point is 01:19:20 2,000 years ago. Some adultery? What could have been going on to make Bobby go Christian for a while? You could have some adultery. You could have some, um, what are other things? Thefts? Glutney. Glutney.
Starting point is 01:19:36 Yeah, somebody having three, four. Figs when they should have one. Christians and Jews, and maybe Muslims, I don't know if they're like this, but definitely Christians and Jews have, the number shit gets annoying. Seven deadly sins. Ten commandments. Obsessed with numerology. Fucking obsessed
Starting point is 01:19:52 with it. If it's numbers and shapes all the way down, maybe they'll have the last laugh on that, but until that's proven to be the thing. Give it a rest. Shit. Yeah. Seven days, five days, 30 days, who cares?
Starting point is 01:20:06 Yeah, dude. Duthat says So you're, he asked Doug Wilson He says, so you're a libertarian on how people worship But you're not a libertarian on who they sleep with Is that right? Wilson says yes Dutthet says, but couldn't you argue in reverse That maybe God cares more about how you worship
Starting point is 01:20:22 Than whether you've committed a particular sexual sin And it kind of just goes back and forth like this I guess what the point here is that like it just goes to show Like these guys just really fucking hate gay people Like it has nothing to do if push comes to shove, they really didn't, don't care that much about any of the other
Starting point is 01:20:41 particulars of a theocratic society other than, like, how can we make people suffer? Make one group in particular suffer the most. Yeah, yeah. It's just very bizarre that... The good thing is, and here's the good thing, is nobody gives
Starting point is 01:20:57 a flying fuck what Doug Wilson has got to say about anything. They've just found this guy's got a peculiar set of beliefs. What's so different from him and the fucking Westboro Baptist and every other fucking boring ass. You don't think guys like that are kind of ascendant, though, in the age of nationalism and autocracy? I mean, sure they are, right?
Starting point is 01:21:16 But like... I don't know. I'm genuinely asking. I'm not trying to do a gotcha. I gotcha right where I want you. That's right where I want you, Tommy. Answering the affirmative. Do you think they're a sinning or not?
Starting point is 01:21:32 Well. I don't mean, he basically, all the... the things he agrees believes in with things that Charlie Kirk agreed in. Yeah, well, that's, I mean, that's a good reason as any to do it then. America, well, that's true, man. I've got to say, though, if
Starting point is 01:21:47 Charlie captivated the nation in his death, maybe Dougie boy, you want a cookie, Dougie? I will say if you... If you shot that guy in the neck, I don't... It might have just bounced off. Yeah, I don't think much
Starting point is 01:22:03 has happened in there. According to the New York Times, voters favored deporting those in U.S. illegally, but say Trump has gone too far. A majority says the process has been unfair. I don't know, though. Just the fact that there's even more than the share of registered voters who favor deporting immigrants living in the country illegally, 54% has remained unchanged. More than 90% of Republicans, 52% of independence, and nearly 20% of Democrats continue to broadly support the idea of deporting those here illegally. More specifically, 51% said they thought the government was deporting mostly people who, quote, should be deported. Well, 42% said the government was deporting the wrong people.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Hey, I got a strategy to beat that. What do you got? Pack the courts. Okay. We need all six billion people on planet Earth to move to America. Oh. We need to take this place by laying in sea and air. You're right.
Starting point is 01:22:59 We should just over flood the zone, flood the system. yeah flood the box you know for yeah I'll flood the box yeah I flood that box yeah okay I mean I think it might be tough we need to bump up birth rates but not big not for white supremacist
Starting point is 01:23:19 reasons we need across the board because we just need unimpeachable numbers we need more numbers I see what you're saying but then then here's what it is we drive the billionaires out and they can have their pick of whatever fucking we're all
Starting point is 01:23:35 Americans now okay you know what do you mean like we drive them out of America there's only like nine of them
Starting point is 01:23:42 so we just all put them on one continent they have to live by their self and they're a little torment since they're all anti-social weirdos
Starting point is 01:23:47 you know yeah okay we could send them the Epstein Island for example yeah I guess that
Starting point is 01:23:52 that would work yeah yeah okay is it like a survivor situation or what's that show
Starting point is 01:24:00 for our own entertainment you know what's that show where they go to island and they have to be naked naked and afraid naked and afraid yeah we're going to make the billionaires be naked and afraid as we all become citizens dude and is here's how we'll do it i'll stand up and i'll find the dead center point of the country i'll get one big megaphone i say who here's
Starting point is 01:24:21 american by show of hands and then when all the hands go up i say all right you're all in okay that's good legalized and one fell swoop tom legalize it legalize it legalize it In parentheses, moving to America. Dude, I am, I know it's an old bit on this show going back like seven or eight years about how the rich are deeply diseased. But the real meaning of that, it really hadn't hit me until I read that Patrick Wright and Keith book about the Sacklers and Purdue Pharma. Did you know, OxyContin was the only drug Purdue Pharma made? Really? That was it.
Starting point is 01:25:00 They had a spin-off called Purdue Frust. that made some like constipation medicine and some disinfectant but they made one drug and it was oxicon interesting and the i mean could you imagine and and all of the people in that family all the airs could you imagine your one go with this life your one fucking go with this trip around the sun is you're born to a dynasty that got rich in the first place off valium in the 60s and then got rich off addicting millions of people to essentially heroin. But like
Starting point is 01:25:38 once people catch on to it and you have to pay out all this money even though it was not even remotely. Pittance. Yeah, Pittins. That's your legacy? And then do you come to the end of your life and you just die? I love how like how they got off. Like this is an exact
Starting point is 01:25:54 reason why you should never trust fucking Democrats, Republicans, any fucking of them. But like basically they're doing the same thing like the Saudis are doing in sports you know what I mean where it's like oh we're giving all this money to the state of Kentucky but then Andy Bashir's
Starting point is 01:26:10 howdy-duty ask gets to put it in programs and it's like no people's lives were fucking ruined they need some sort of financial remuneration because of that like give the people money whose lives and families were destroyed by these cocksuckers and then also kill them
Starting point is 01:26:26 that's the other part you don't deserve life after that you damn sure don't deserve to have your fucking name on museums and shit. If I was them, I would want to be killed. I would... That's kind of my point. It's like, imagine...
Starting point is 01:26:37 There's more honor in it. Yeah, imagine, like, you have to see out the rest of your days, like, just dug in, like, emitting no wrongdoing. Like, you have, like, you know, 10 different houses around the globe, and it's really nice and stuff. But, like, imagine in the spiritual vacuum, like, void. I think about that. I think about, like, Donald Trump and all these people, like, everybody hate your fucking
Starting point is 01:27:00 guts and is going to cheer the day you die. Is that how you want to be? Like, I'm sure that they've got some sort of fucked up personality disorder that, like, they don't really care or thinking about that shit. Yeah, I don't even think about it.
Starting point is 01:27:12 Really? So, it's really no skin off their nose and maybe that's a problem in the first place, but, like, it is kind of sad in a way that, like, your one time around Earth was spent just tormenting people. It is weird.
Starting point is 01:27:25 Yeah. Like... It's like you're an actual demon. Like, one of the Sacklers her name is Kathy Sackler. It's spelled K-A-T-H-E. Awful. Kathy.
Starting point is 01:27:35 K-A-T-H-E. Yeah. Casey. Like her and her cousin, Richard Sackler, have been arguing for like... Dick Sackler? Dick Sackler. That's pretty good night, man. That is great.
Starting point is 01:27:51 They've been arguing for like four decades about whose idea it was to come up with... First, it was MS. Cotton, then it was OxyContin. and like imagine like that's your that's your legacy well that's funny that's like now that like they're like universally reviled stuff like no no no richard was your I did no no no yeah yeah yeah one and again like they've accepted no wrongdoing they and even all the errors and like attendant like fucking in-laws and people that have married into that dynasty all try to maintain like either try to like distance themselves from it or or claim that that they're they had nothing to do with it or absolved themselves and just will refuse to acknowledge that
Starting point is 01:28:36 anything they did was untoward or bad dude they had an event in like the in 96 or 97 called i think they called it like oxycotton blizzard like the blizzard of 97 or something like they were going to go out and make so many oxycotton prescriptions it was going to be like a blizzard and they called it that they called it that and like they to this day they started like no we didn't do anything wrong. It was... You didn't do anything wrong. You purposely tried to addict people
Starting point is 01:29:04 to your highly addictive products so you could make millions and billions. It is really strange how like capitalism tries to subsume into it even like informal... That's why they hijacked the Christian stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:19 It's like because it's like, oh well America's founding principles in our way of being in our mode of production if as long as it's like if God be forced, who can be against essentially. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:30 So that's why we take that framing. You know what I mean? It's like it kind of insulates us from criticism of like when it's a boring trap point, of course, and everybody knows it. But it's the system that's evil. Mm-hmm. It's mechanisms, you know. Dude, speak on it.
Starting point is 01:29:46 I'm doing the finger. No, I feel like when I say stuff like that, I sound like the person. It's like, Good Morning America has already been bought out by corporate interest, you fucking idiot. Yeah. I'm so embarrassed I should delete that tweet I think we need to hang it in the loo
Starting point is 01:30:05 we have fascism because good morning America and good morning America won't get off their ass instead they're choosing to abdicate their journalistic responsibility and we all have to suffer
Starting point is 01:30:23 because of it I don't want to I'm going to do a one and says and that goes the same for PBS News Hour embarrassing your boy's embarrassing your boy's an embarrassment
Starting point is 01:30:43 I disagree it's right he's an embarrassment you better fire him give him off this program he's got to go with this ship's going straight in the toilet well it's past
Starting point is 01:30:59 1 o'clock, which means it's time. I've been busting the piss for now. I think I stopped peeing yesterday, because I think I have rhabdo. You have lean-induced rabdo. I have lean-induced rabdo. Before we go, I would like to just give a shout-out to the recording artist DeAngelo, who passed away from pancreatic cancer this week. May he rest in peace.
Starting point is 01:31:24 What the fuck? Man, it's like you said last night, it's like usually, When somebody dies that has a profile like that, it's like people are like, he grabbed my ass at a casino in Tulsa, 19... Yeah, Norm MacDonald. 97 or like whatever, whatever. They said he grabbed someone's ass.
Starting point is 01:31:44 But... Not DeAngelo. Apparently everybody loved him. So far. Yeah. I loved him. I loved him, too. I loved all of his albums.
Starting point is 01:31:53 You know, three perfect albums. Three perfect albums, dude. That's really... He took five years in... between brown sugar and voodoo took 14 years in between voodoo and that's all right fiona apple takes like fucking 10 years between each album you know what that's another market driven thing we would just have better more comprehensive art if yeah there wasn't this market demand to churn out something new every year that's how you get this like uh honestly that really
Starting point is 01:32:19 served liangelo leangelo ball that was really good for him because think about all the artists in the 90s who had big hits like Alanis Morissette or third eye blind or like Cheryl Crow whose careers because they kept churning shit out just kind of petered out like DeAngelo by like refusing to make music for like 15 years like you know honed his craft focused on what he wanted to say and do and then actually had some legitimate hype around the music when it came back out yeah that's just three masterpaces word to the ones you know that is true that is true take your time do it right that's right take your time do it right don't cut corners that's the message of michael man's movies yeah don't cut corners i know the guy
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