Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 414: Maximizing Hypertrophy
Episode Date: October 16, 2025This week we're looking at Trumponomics, how Nazified the GOP and country at large has become, and Doug Wilson's vision for a theocratic dictatorship Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbilly...workersparty
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Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
Do they found lean in the protein powders?
They did.
That's where all the activists were all the activists was in the protein powders.
Do you, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm getting 300 grams of protein a day.
Oh, my God.
My muscle's getting bigger, but my belly is, too.
The lean belly
I fell asleep
One of them
You imagine a guy
Super Jack
But just has a massive lean belly
Like you know
Gucci Man came out of prison
And he was like ripped
Because he couldn't get lean
In prison
And just like
Got Jack glues in there
Working out stuff
Yeah
Imagine a guy that did both of those
Like he's jacked out of his mind
But he's also
Leaned out
Lean and so he just keeps
A big round opioid gun
He just falls asleep
between every set
for like 30 minutes
he takes 30 minutes
rest between every set
rest encourages growth
oh my god
just slumped over
if you don't rest the muscle
you can't grow the muscle
and that's why they start
putting activists
and all the protein found
yeah it actually helps
it facilitates muscle recovery
yeah branch change
most people don't know this but lean
has BCAAs.
All, it contains
all the essential
branch chain amino acids.
So, if you're looking
for a supplement, I'm breaking muscle
down. I'm broken it
down to build it back up.
I'm building it back
better than me.
Bigger, better than ever.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Damn, we're playing
fat pad at the gym.
Lean gym.
You know the leg press?
You just fall asleep midway between a rep, and you're just like in that position for like 40 minutes.
You come to you like, oh, my, damn, oh, damn.
Oh, man.
I've maximized hypertrophy.
I didn't even know I was doing that.
I liquidify my muscles, man.
Oh, my God.
They grow back, big and strong.
Doesn't that way, like, when that happens, don't you, like, piss out?
You essentially, like, pee out your muscles.
You pee out your muscle molecules or whatever.
Yeah, there's a lot of junk science on the process.
Well, I had a friend that, like, did CrossFit, and that thing happened to her where she stopped peeing.
Oh, what do you call it?
R.
What do they call that?
I know what you're talking about.
CrossFit disease.
No, no, no, no.
What's the CrossFit disease?
these, rabdo.
Rabdo.
That's what it is,
rabdo.
Rabdo myelysis.
A serious condition
linked to extreme exercise
like CrossFit
where muscle tissue breaks down,
releasing proteins
and electrolytes
into the bloodstream
that can damage the kidneys
and potentially cause
of kidney failure.
Symptoms include
severe muscle pain,
weakness in dark,
T-colored urine.
Damn.
But that sounds...
Man, I used to keep an eye
out for that T-colored urine.
Mm-hmm.
I did.
I was always afraid
I was going to get one of them
conditions.
that fucks up your innards and any time i'd be a little dehydra i'd be like damn i got mad dough
damn it's happening damn what's happened i got mad dough rabdo rabdo because i went too hard
but we're in a caddy dough it's a lean gym we serve activist protein supplements and all we play
is like DJ Screw, Big Mo, Fat, Pat.
Every station, there's like three or four people just sleeping at the base of the machine.
And then the philosophy of the gym is if you don't rest, the muscle won't grow.
So we're taking 20-minute lean naps in between sets.
I'm in the lab dough
With rabdo
Damn
I'm driving
Rav four
I'm pissing out
All the good stuff
Damn
Is it Rabdo
What is it do
Rabdo like breaks down all your muscles
Basically squeezes all the electrolytes
And proteins out of your muscles
I don't know
I just know that like distance runners get it
I know like
There's like two Oregon football players
That got it last year
Was that one
Dude, you ever follow that Jesus the Super Jew on Twitter?
He got it.
He got it.
He got it.
Yeah, I saw he got it.
From what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I saw I'm posting about it, though, but he made it through okay.
This is no hate to long distance runners, because I myself used to be one.
But it is crazy when you see someone that's like...
You have an athletic pass that you don't like to talk about.
You were a competitive swimmer, competitive runner, played baseball for a while,
and you just act like, no, I just read books.
Well, I did try to be an athlete
And my dad tells this story
That when I was born
My head was all fucked up and lopsided
And he said the first thing he asked the doctor
When he saw me
His newborn baby was
Will he be able to play football?
Will he be able to play football doc?
My head was all fucked up
Sadly no
No, Bob
He'll never play football
Bob
And Bob just hits to his knees
And starts crying
out to God. Why
why did you do
this? Why did you give me this burden to carry?
No offense,
son. But why God
you give me a fucked up head baby
He can't play football? His dome
Dome's all fucked up, man.
Dome's all fucked up. Wow.
I got just the thing for that, though.
900 milliliters
of that purple. Purple.
It's funny, Dr. House
was like on pills. Wasn't he
like on Vicodin or whatever? Why didn't
they make doctor house lean down like that would have been a much better show a much better medical
drama stick a pin on that well we were talking about this last night on the patreon we talked about
my affinity for medical dramas i love hospital shows but a show that's a medical drama but it's
house visits like no one has ever done that type of medical drama that i'm aware of i got a rink
i was thinking about that last night oh shit what's the wrinkle it's a
a gay German doctor
and it's called
H-A-U-S visits.
House.
House visits.
House visits.
But he just goes to
to see patients
and ends up doing sex crimes.
Not that gay Germans
would
preternaturally do sex crimes.
What's up?
I think there's a correlation
between a higher incidence.
Mm-hmm.
With them.
Probably.
Let me see a
liver enzymes what's up
your enzymes are so elevated
your enzymes are so elevated
you are so cute and don't you know
your
orophis
is too small
we must make it larger
what's up
we must dial it
dilate olive no no no no
what's the opposite of dilate
contract contract is the opposite of dilate
the opposite of dilate.
Dilate.
Contract.
Right?
What opens it up?
Dilate.
Dillation opens it up.
So dilator.
Vasso-dialiter, right?
Vasso-constrictor means it closes it.
Oh, constrictor, right.
Vassau dilate means it opens.
Yeah, we got dilate your...
All's your hose.
O's your hose.
There must be be big a lot.
There must be so much beggar.
It's so much beggars.
The Anschliss
Must be so much bigger
So it's house visits
House visits
H-A-U-S business
Or Dr. House MD
And it's just a
It does need a gimmick
It's a German sex criminal
It's also a doctor
A German sex pest
Is he a master
Is he a genius
Like Dr. House though?
Yeah but he's still sex past
Okay, is he leaned out?
Well, you know, remember you talked about like a philandering kind of playboy doctor?
That's that, we're going sex pest.
Nobody likes this guy's advances, but he's so good at Madison.
They're sometimes tolerated.
It's funny, there's always the trope, the archetype of the philandering doctor,
but there's never the archetype of like the philandering hyper-masculine punhound nurse.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Nurses can't be punhound.
for some reason.
We need to break down that stigma.
Nurses can be puny-ups.
Do you think it's because we're talking about men
in a traditionally woman-dominated field?
Like, do you think we emasculate the male nurse?
The male nurse?
Because here's the thing.
I think there was a movement in Whiteburg
in the early 90s to tear down that wall.
And it was when the three baddest dudes in town
all became male nurses.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, really.
I mean, real ass bashers.
Yeah, that's not a lie.
That changed my mind about it real quick.
Real what bastards?
Real ass bashers.
Oh, ash bassers.
Including one guy that shot himself in a deer stand and drove three hours home to get treated,
even though he had a wound he was bleeding out of actively,
just because he didn't trust city doctors.
That's what's up.
Which is interesting.
Let me stick a finger in your wound.
In your wound.
And your wound?
In the bund.
The bone.
The bone.
The boon and the boond is most of the...
Could you do gay doctor house leaned out, though?
That's what's wrong.
Oh, my God.
Do.
I was gonna put the...
You're trying to put the...
German.
You're so cute.
Don't you not?
That's so cute.
Oh, yeah.
need the dilution.
No, that's a big mole slipping in there.
Well, it happens.
Yeah.
It's hard to do voices.
It's hard to stay.
It's hard to stay in character.
Yeah.
Leaned out gym is good.
That's good.
That's good stuff.
The real stories that all the protein powders actually have lead in them.
But it would be funny that someone gets,
just by a typo, everybody thinks.
It's lean.
Lean, yeah, yeah, lean.
Instead of a D, it's an N.
Yeah.
And you would have everybody on the podcasts going,
damn, that must be why I felt so relaxed all that time.
No, no, no, it's actually lead.
That's why you're very dumb most of the time.
You're all lead poison.
Isn't it funny how lead is everywhere still?
It's in the pipes.
It's in the powders.
And it's in the pussies.
Because they were finding that lead was even in tampons.
or whatever.
Damn.
So it's in pipes, powders, and pussies.
Anything starts with a pee.
You're going to find lead, though.
My God, you can't escape it.
He can't escape it.
It used to be the only time you'd have to worry about lead poisoning
was at the gas pump
and if you were like one of those kids
that ate paint chips that came off the wall.
Yeah.
Now you can't escape it.
Well, you know, they're leveling half of Lexington
to build 20-story student housing complex buildings
that have, like,
800 square foot apartment rooms
that they can charge
$3,000 a month for
and it's going to raise all of our rents.
But, you know, when they demolish
all those houses in that neighborhood,
I'm sure a ton of fucking
lead paint. It's released into the air
and one fell swoop. Yes.
Yeah. And just across the street, you're bringing
new life into this one. Yep. Asbestos
as well, I'm breathing it all in.
What if your daughter has the
hereditary head? What if she gets your head?
It has a fucked up lumpy head?
You got intervene quick.
You'd be like, Bob, you see me and tell me she'll never play football.
That's right, son.
That's right.
Lord, I see what you've done for others.
Give me a daughter that can compete in competitively in football players.
Man, do you think girls will ever play football?
There's been a couple.
Well, I mean, like, on mass.
I mean, like...
I don't think anybody should be playing football.
No.
Male, female, otherwise.
I'm going to tell you something.
This is literally the first year in a long time that I've not watched college football.
I've not even watched it this year for some reason.
I'll tell you this.
I have not watched five minutes of any football this year.
Well, I know you said the other day you've been saying recently that sports has kind of taken a right-wing term.
But what do you make of the fact that they got babbon for the?
the Super Bowl.
I was waiting for you to ask me about that.
What do you think that is?
Latin correspondent for this program.
As the Latin correspondent for the Trilville.
Well, here's what I think it was.
Babon.
So you basically have Jay-Z, who's a Judas in every way shaping for him.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, he's the creative director for the NFL.
He picks the halftime performer.
Jay-Z?
Jay-Z does, yeah, yeah.
Jehovah?
Jehovah?
Yeah, Jehovah.
Jehovah?
The God MC himself, yes.
Whoa.
Riter of such hits
as Big Pimping.
Kick in the door waving the four.
No, that wasn't him.
That was.
Not, it wasn't.
Annie.
How can people colloquially refer to
this song as Annie?
Uh-huh.
Beep what?
Beep who?
I can't say the word.
Can you say that?
You probably can't say that word, right?
I can't.
Even as a Latin.
Even as a white Latino.
As a white Latino.
Fat Joe apparently is the only white Latino
that can open to say that.
that way. Anyway
Jay-Z
yeah
Crater director for the NFL picked Bad Bunny
Now it looks like the NFL might be caving to the
pressure of the
Friends of Charlie Kirk
Society. Do you think they really would
If they did it would be very
embarrassing I think
But now everybody's
Going nuts because they said
Boboney didn't
Stand for the National Anthem the other day
At the Yankees game
Oh yeah
And that incensed a lot of people.
That made people man.
And then when he got on SNL and spoke Españal, they were not having that either.
That's because the country is white supremacist now, right?
I mean, everybody is just full on fascist.
All right, people get tripped up with the word fascist.
They're like, this is not a fascist country.
Or they'll try to do like an intellectual thing.
Like, technically this is not fascism because it doesn't have the three characters that are mainly associated.
Well, what they're saying is that we don't yet have any.
Eastern European strong men throwing us in camps.
Right.
That's the sine qua non of fascism.
And to that, I'd say, no, I think you can just have cultural fascist.
You know, they have cultural Marxism.
They're doing that a couple of years.
Oh, they were doing.
We got cultural fascism.
Yeah, that's what we're experiencing right now.
It definitely feels like in the last month, ever since Charlie Kirk's assassination,
you're this phrase a lot, mask off.
They've gone mask off.
They've, they're showing us who they really are now.
Don't it, folks, they've gone full mask off.
Around Halloween, they're taking the masks off.
They waited until Halloween to take the mask off, paradoxically.
While the rest of us put our masks on, they're taking theirs off.
But the thing is, is it does seem like since Charlie Kirk got shot,
that they have just fully embraced that they're Nazis.
And I don't know if everyday Americans,
are aware of this.
Like,
this,
like,
let's just
pull out a few examples.
I mean,
you know,
Jack Posobiac
or whatever
saying that we must
combat Antifa
because it's a
centuries-old
organization
that goes back
to Weimar Germany.
You know what I mean?
Like,
if you're going after...
It's a mascoff.
That's Masked off stuff right there.
If you're going after Antifa
that basically means you are
fascists,
right?
FIFA is just shorthand for anti-fascist.
Right.
It's all on that.
So if you're going after Antifa, you are ipso facto.
FIFA.
FIFA.
Also a fascist organization.
Dude, FIFA is a fascist organization.
Fuck FIFA.
But like there was this story in Politico about how all these young Republicans were.
I mean, the term young is doing the heaviest lifting that none of these kids could ever bring.
There's not a hairline in that group chat that comes even close to a young man's
hairline.
Even the 20-year-olds are back to the temples, you know?
Uh-huh.
I like one of them's name was like Giunta or something.
He was, um, like I hate to be this way, but dude, look at all these guys.
They are the biggest losers on the planet.
Um, Joe Maligno.
Bobby Walker.
How do you have Joe Maligno?
Joe malignant, and Greg Cowell, Greg Bovino.
It's like everybody has like a Latinized, like just nominative, determinative name of who they are.
William Hendrix, who used the N-word like 200 times, Peter Junta, Bobby Walker, who said that rape is epic.
I want to tell you something.
Giunta is maybe the only Latin member of the caucus here.
it was on him to step up and stop this.
Well, he was the worst one.
He said that he loved Hitler.
He literally said I love Hitler.
He's the one that said I love Hitler.
Here he is.
You can look him up for yourself, but he's a heavier boy.
And look for that hairline.
I wasn't wrong about that airline either.
Bobby Walker, who's some of other people?
William Hendricks.
Look at this young lad.
They're all large and in charge.
They are.
And then there was a Vermont State Senator among these two.
These are healthy boys.
Samuel Douglas.
Why do they always look like some variation of J.D. Vance letting himself go for a couple years.
Well, it's funny.
Every time one of these young Republican guys, one of the Hitler youth gets caught admitting their beliefs, they send out J.D. to smooth things over.
Because remember what they did this with Big Balls when he was talking about how...
J.Ds, they're emissary.
Yeah, he's the, they always send J.D. out to be like, it's fine for them to...
This is, this is good, otherwise good boys, just making some questionable choices.
Yeah.
With J.D. himself, we know, has been like an online racist guy for a long time.
Well, and then one of them, GOP representative Dave Taylor has an American flag with a swastika in it in his office.
Like, it's, it's...
We're past the point where you can even...
even say that, oh, they're fascists, blah, blah, bud, mask off.
Like, they just are actual, not literal Nazis.
They're just doing it.
They're participating in Nazism, active every day.
And so, I mean, I made this tweet.
Down to the symbols, culturally.
Mm-hmm.
Perhaps this is a really annoying tweet, and I really apologize.
It's getting the worst responses I've ever gotten on a tweet, maybe.
I said, I wish this stuff made it over to Dateline or Good Morning America or whatever
the fuck people watch.
Date line. That's the, that's, that's, that's, date line's where they go.
I don't even know what people.
They, that's Ginger, 26, Missoula, Montana on the night of October 17th.
Is dayline like true crime stuff?
Dateline is, yeah, it's like the, it's almost like the PBS version of, uh, of unsolved mysteries.
I'm sorry, I don't know, I don't know what people, I don't know what people, I don't know what
people watch like I just wish it was like everyday knowledge that the government was thoroughly
notzified and that they're like body slamming 15 year old autistic girls and zip tying three
year olds and making American citizens show their papers and documents and yeah yeah yeah I mean
well listen I was having a discussion about this the other day there is something dysgenic about
the
not only the appearance of these people.
Remember when they were like going around?
They posted a picture of us
from the old Lexington Herald shoot
and said look at these disgenic freaks.
Why would I be disgenic?
I got great genes.
They were more talking about me.
Oh.
Which is like, that's fine.
But then I look at these guys
and it's like,
I'm pretty jacked compared to these guys.
I didn't mean to say I've got great genes
as if there is such a thing.
You got scary genes.
Shit, I said that, didn't I?
On the Pintereston, people thought that I said that we should deport non-citizens.
Did I say that?
I don't know.
Sometimes I just say ramble and I miss a key word.
Sometimes, like, my brain fog will cause me to miss a key word.
You know what I'm saying?
And then I'd say, what in our makeup makes you think that we would ever say that in earnest?
I don't know, man.
Yeah, they did call us dysgenic freaks, but.
but what I'm saying about that is then you start looking at these guys behind that young
Republicans one the median age is 28 and the other part is they all are losing their hair
and are like have BMIs north of 56% uh-huh not that there's anything wrong with that
but it is there is when you're a Nazi yeah and you're claiming to want to start a pure
master race of spelt towel-headed athletes
Yeah, dude
It's just like
I don't know if Americans
Let's set aside the question
Of like whether Americans would
I should say toe-headed
I said it towelheaded
I don't want it to be for now
I don't want anybody to run in the comments
I said towel-headed
To-headed
I love this bit
People intentionally misinterpreting things we say
That's actually a good bit
I was annoyed by at first
but the audience should do that.
They should intentionally misinterpret
more things that we say.
All these guys say in there.
The,
but no, no, like, the thing is
date line.
Date line.
I'm going to a fucking moron,
date line and good morning America.
I think you picked
the two least watch shows in the
The spectrum of mainstream news
Good Morning America is where like Katie Perry
were going there and show her puppy when she's got a new album
coming out or something.
People were like, which is, it's kind of funny
because it almost reads like I was intentionally baiting people
because people in the comments were like,
Good morning, America's already bought my corporate interest.
Bait line ain't too far behind.
Jesus.
But, like, I don't know, you know what I mean?
Like, look at the big American scandals of the last 30 or 40 years.
Like, it was just everyday common knowledge.
It was so, it was such a big story when Bill Clinton had his Monica Lewinsky thing that my third grade teacher had to tell us about it.
That was all on TV, constant.
Yeah, she had to tell us about it in a way that was, like, basically, like, making it PG.
Yeah.
Like, the president had an inappropriate relationship with somebody.
You know what I'm saying?
So why is it not, like, everyday discourse that, like, the president and his associates are Nazis.
They think that white supremacy is the best way to organize society.
And I know, like, you can have this conversation about, like, whether America would support that or not.
That's a whole other question.
what my what i'm asking is is america rocking with adolf hitler well here's the here's the thing is i would
say yes do they're rocking with swastikas here's the thing though here's the thing though i must be
out of touch i don't think they are openly i don't think they they won't i think they i think
they've diluted themselves into supporting the same things hitler supported but under a
different name that's what america does that shifts the ground underneath your feet it's like
how can we put some pot lipstick on a pig you know what i mean that's what we do
do in this country.
We do do that a lot.
That's our number one business.
That is.
You're right.
Making pigs, gorgeous.
And inflating bubbles.
And giving each other
nicknames like big balls.
Mm-hmm.
I knew two backyard wrestlers one time named Turbo and Scrotum.
I figured that was a good place to say that.
As good a place as any,
honestly.
So, yeah, until Dateline gets serious about
about highlighting our Nazi problem
what is he's like 60 minutes
like what are people watch
do people still watch cable
I don't even know I don't know how you would even
penetrate the mass psyche at this point anyways
listen there might need to be a battle for
we talked yesterday about America's leaving
this sort of daytime TV feeling in us
you know that depressing feeling of
wow here's what I got to look forward
to Ovalteen
Mm-hmm
Laundry
detergent commercials
and
somebody trying to
sell me some cheap
trinket for
for easy payments
Sacagiaia coin
or something
Right, right
A coin with
Charlie Kirk's
Visage.
The left
needs to make a play
for the shut-in
vote.
He thinks so.
They're there
for the taking.
You think we need
to start airing
ads during soap operas
and Will of Fortune?
Dude,
we need,
the left needs to
start
We need to get by a wholesale sponsorship of Young and the Restless or something.
Oh, that would be sick.
The soap operas.
That would be tough.
The left needs to take over soap operas.
We'd rule for a thousand years and, well, at least three years because most of that demographic would be dead soon.
But.
Well, we could start with commercials that, um, they're not even commercials.
Like, it's just my, it's our medical drama during.
House, leaned out house.
You leaned out house.
Listen, that's going to be a hit with this demographic.
General Hospital.
That was the soap opera set in the hospital, wasn't it?
Did they still have general hospital?
It seems to be the definitionally the case, yes.
My high school, or my high school,
my college media teacher played a bartender on General Hospital for a couple episodes.
Really?
Yeah, Dale Greer, yeah.
Well, I asked because General makes it seem like it's just a general generic hospital.
Let's do specific hospital.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think General Hospital.
General is like one of those like descriptors of hospitals.
Oh.
Like First Baptist.
It's the leader.
Hospital General.
Like somebody else say like Dollar General.
Haddonfield General.
Haddonfield General.
I was just watching one of the Halloween reboots.
General Dollar.
General Dollar.
Would be a good soap opera set in a Dollar General.
Be a good name for a mash style military type.
Yeah.
Dramedy.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did they do lean?
Did they give out lean during the Korean War?
Big good name for a bam, too.
On MASH?
Oh, General Dollar, yeah.
Did they give that lien on MASH?
Yeah, that's in the, that's in the, what they call it, the...
Hotlips Hoolahan was handing out lean.
You know how they have episodes that didn't make it to air.
The leaned out MASH episodes are buried in the vault somewhere.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
And Robert Altman's...
MASH movie.
That's a lot of the footage that you can see that on the criterion version.
Oh, suicides, painless, takes on many changes, man.
I ain't got no quarrel with these Viet Cong.
I don't know.
Different war, but yeah.
I guess that was Korean Wars, right?
Well, leaned out MASH in Korea probably, they probably would be saying some shit like that.
My Hocci, man, man, man.
That's my homie, man.
Yeah, I'm glad that when communism comes to Vietnam, we'll get some help.
over here in the peninsula.
Ten years later.
Damn, I didn't expect this to see it this coming.
I was at Den Benfew in 1955, man.
I thought we was going to live in harmony with our two systems.
Communism over there.
Capitalism over here.
Both have their merits.
Two live crew at Dembenfew.
Two live crew.
hey we want some uh oh yeah two life crew did sample me so horny from full metal jacket which took place
oh yeah that did take place of vietnam so there is more connective tissue in this bit than we even
think that is so true yeah see comedy's so easy just make everything leaned out yeah it's all you got
do is pick a lane and run in it. No much mileage we got out Bob Dylan. Well back to the lean the lead
in the powders they're saying that the it's getting everybody the vapors it's getting it's giving
everybody the vapors yeah which is really a shame because the vapors is a serious medical issue.
Yeah. It's when you're laying down and there's little waves of steam coming off of your chest
and head. Really? That's the vapors. Huh. Yeah. You ever had to take the vapors? I've taken them.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
How recently?
Um,
uh...
Well,
so in Rett,
when they say,
watch these bitches catch the vapors.
Mm-hmm.
Or when Dr.
Dre said,
I had the song called the vapors.
I don't know.
What do you think that meant?
Because I have...
What is meant by that?
I have a few ideas
of what I think it means.
Okay.
But I don't want to speak for Dr.
Dre.
Okay.
When you speak it from a cup,
well,
it sounds like you're leaving.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm taking the vapor.
The, I think it was, I think the protein powders were giving people the vapors.
But the worst ones from that list in that Consumer Reports article about the lead and protein powders,
it looks like the plant protein powders are the ones that are the worst.
see here's the thing that's going on that's really crazy because i mean it seems like you you're better off
with way protein than plant proteins well they're just that's what they're saying a lot of people
here's the thing that i think about all this stuff and here's why you don't even use protein
powder i hate it i hate protein powder if i get my proteined if i need a quick fix i drink raw egg whites
I learned that from watching Rocky
I do the yogurt
I skip the yolks
I don't do the yogurt
What about yogurt?
Yogurt's got good
Like the oikos
Whatever with 18 grams of protein
Or whatever the fuck
Yeah that's that's way protein
But it's got lead in it
I wonder
That's a good question
Are the yogurt products
That contain way
Do they have lead in it?
I'm so embarrassed now
That I said
Dayline a Good Morning America
I think it's endearing
That just shows you literally have not watched cable TV
A better part of 20 years
Oh man
I'm getting roasted for it
Raked over the damn cold
I'm over here getting raked over the cold
Someone said
They know and they approve
They hate you
They demand vengeance
And I said they approve of Vado Hitler
Okay
Okay
Terence here's the
Here's I'm gonna give you the Budweiser
Cold Hard Facts
Am I naive?
No, you're not naive.
You're not naive at all.
Perhaps to some degree.
There we all are, okay?
Oh my God, hold on.
I just fucking knocked over the goddamn recorder.
Wow.
Did we lose it all?
No, we only did minimal damage.
Good.
All right, so I'm naive.
No, you're not naive.
I'm not naive.
I'm not naive.
You're not naive.
Here's the thing.
is everybody is sort of has sort of lost their mind okay okay I'm falling so I'm just not sure how
you just mistaking the names of popular news programs for other programs aren't explicitly
well I guess they are news programs I guess it is news to me that a mother of four killed her
children in a bathtub one fateful night in Scottsdale Arizona uh-huh that was
would be news dateline style okay okay
news good morning american style would be al roker given uh you know um
keith urban uh a nuggie or something on some part of i'm heaps excited to get this nuky
from al roca i'm heaps excited for al roca to give me a little
uh heaps excited to be divorced from nico kidman dude who would be he was excited to be divorced
from Nicole Kedman.
Jeez.
Jeez Louise, man.
That's what you're supposed to say.
I mean, I don't know.
She could be a monster behind the scenes.
We don't know.
She might beat his ass.
She might call him Keith Rural behind scenes.
Just taunts him.
You fucking hillbiller.
We don't know.
I'm heaps excited for the day
this tool man ends.
Anyways, to continue, sorry.
Your point.
Anyway.
I think it's more embarrassing to
respond to you with
these programs are already
are already bought up about the corporate
interest you've you root you backwards
rude well that person what that person was
saying was that the American
average American
sort of like mass
constituency has already
has already
bought into the Nazism and
loves it and they love the cruelty
and the torture and the swastikas
and Adolf Hitler and they love
beating up old people
and children and blackbagging.
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I know we've come back to this question many times
over the last nine months. I don't think that's true. No, I don't think that's true. I think here's
what I think. I think people, this kind of thing
has not hit Middle America. And like, I mean, I guess Chicago would be Middle America
literally geographically in the middle. But I'm saying it hasn't hit, you know, on mass it hasn't
hit. I'm not going to say that there's not. I heard there's like 12 vice agents that are in Lexington
alone. They did send the National Guard. It seems like the only red state that they've sent
the National Guard to is Tennessee when they send them to Memphis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why
they did that. Well, I think that was probably in reference to they're trying to challenge Memphis hip-hop
for supremacy. The devil worshiped messages. Josh. I should have known. So, anyway, what I think is
that until it hits people's doorsteps,
a lot of people just don't care.
If you're in Chicago,
or hell, even if you're probably have to be even close to that part of Chicago,
at least sympathetic to the plight of people
that are on the business end of the ice raids and shit to even care.
I think most Americans don't care until it affects their ability to make a living
or it hits their doorstep or their neighbor or whatever.
So you're saying they're apathetic?
Apathy, yeah.
Apathy.
The thing, the very thing that makes the angels.
weep.
Makes me
weep too.
I am an angel.
That's why you're weeping.
That's why I'm weeping.
That's true.
I think it's a case of app.
I don't think it's like,
I don't think if you polled 10 Americans,
they'd be like, you know what?
That's good.
They pulled naked children out
and zip-tied them through them
in the back of a truck.
I don't think people think
that I don't think
Americans are that barbaric.
I do think they're that indifferent.
They are that indifferent.
That's true.
Or just, like,
don't want to be
bothered to have to do anything about it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?
For sure. And so...
I think you're right. That's what that is.
I don't think it's that anybody's accepted
Nazism. I don't think we even
view it as that. I think people view
this as like the normal tie because
they're not as online
as we are and see this stuff in their face. Like when I
talk, when I take this stuff to like my
college friends group chat, they think I'm
like insane. Yeah.
I mean, they're worried about my mental health.
Yeah, I know you know what I mean?
And I think that represents probably 80% of America.
I have also had that experience, for sure.
Yeah.
Now, that said, I think a lot of those, I think there is also, as many people as I think are
apathetic, I think are also secretly probably do.
There are plenty of people that do approve of this kind of show.
No, absolutely.
I'm not saying that there is it.
My question is just simply, let's take those people who are.
When's Dateline going to get a hold of this?
that's your question
my question is simply
those people that are kind of
indifferent or they think we're insane
or whatever if they're being too online
I'm just not about
Dateline shirk and their journalistic
responsibility in the matter
of the South Shore ice right
my question is simply
are those people aware
that
upwards of like two or
300
it's hard
core staffers of both the administration
let's make the number even bigger
let's say there's a cadre of at least 1,000
died in the wool Nazi party card
carried members that are in government
does the average American know that
that they that okay that's what you're asking they do sig hails
I don't think they do they love Hitler like
that's what I would like to know it seems pretty
anathema to the DNA of this country that we would
Well, and everybody
whose grandfather fought in World War II,
they think was a badass Nazi basher.
That's what I'm talking.
This is all I'm saying.
I'm not saying that they agree or don't agree.
I'm just saying, like, are they aware
that Hitler is like thumbs up with them?
I want you, if you were out there and you said
my grandfather was a badass Nazi basher in World War II,
even though we knew about
Dachau and these other places,
you know, several years before we actually got involved in war.
Turned down Jews who were trying to flee Europe.
Just like we're doing now to Palestinians.
Just like we're doing now to Palestinians.
Yeah.
Okay.
But if you fancy your grandfather, a badass Nazi basher,
you should know that he died in vain.
Because they now control the government.
And he probably would have voted for him.
If he's still alive, he probably voted for it.
Why do you think they always send J.D. Vance out to a Paul?
apologize on behalf of the Hitler youth every time they get caught.
It scares me.
Let me tell you why it scares me.
Because I think there's a possibility that while I found J.D. off-putting and dysgenic,
maybe there's some polling that says that he's actually as like the ideal American.
And I think that's true.
I mean, like, look, if my grandmother was still alive and J.D. went to her house,
she would probably think he was a good hearty boy.
You know what I mean?
She'd feed him soup?
No, she'd probably feed him soup beans and cornbread.
But he would have the right amount of fluid retention and body fat to be considered healthy by her standard.
You know what I mean?
Uh-huh. Yeah.
That's what you mean.
So, I don't know.
Maybe there is, here's what I find about America, okay?
There are so many demographics.
graphics that are sizable because it's such a big country.
It's the same reason you can hear about an artist and think they're a small artist
and you get on Spotify and they've got like 20 million listeners a month.
Bad Boni, for example.
Any of the number of like country singers that are not like necessarily household names on
the coast or whatever.
Time Milders.
This time Alders guy.
That's your family other night.
That is funny.
People love it.
That is funny.
but
wait what was the guy's real name
Ty Myers
Ty Myers
there's a really funny name
for a country artist by the way
yeah
Tyler I'm calling him
Tyler milder
Milders yeah
because I'm clever
and I got good stuff
It's the same thing
Here's the you'll relate to this
This explains it
Okay
It's the same thing
As when we were into
Contemporary Christian music
We saw it and said
If you like Metallica
Try skillet
Yeah yeah
You know what I mean?
There are so many subcultures that have substantive followings that because there's, you know, so many people here, you might have never even heard about it.
That same thing, the same reason Thai milders can have a career is the same reason that Nazis are in the government is because...
Everything's too fragmented?
Everything's too fragmented.
And a minority of people is still sizable enough to shift currents.
It's the E-Cris.
Well, okay, this is another thing, like in the comments to that tweet.
People were like, the people who were like, yes, this is good.
We love swastika and Adolf Hitler.
They were like, you had us do fascism under in 2020.
We were locked inside of our houses and people had to get vaccines and stuff, which is like,
it's really wild the extent to which people saw the pandemic as actual fascism.
Because I just sat at home and did drugs.
But also, the other part of that is like, your guy did that.
Trump did.
Trump was in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like you made us get the vaccine.
No, he didn't.
That happened under Trump.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's weird.
The lockdowns.
Like, I don't know if you understand this.
Donald Trump has now ruled.
He's in his ninth year of rule.
Uh-huh.
He ruled the whole Biden era.
Yeah, dude.
He rules now, and he ruled for four years before that.
And arguably the last year of Obama.
So we basically live in a world where the simulacrum of Twitter
essentially is what,
becomes the reality on which all political policy and momentum is realized, right?
Bingo.
It's right, because it's like, it's not even, it's, we no longer have an image, a sort of
either composite or realistic or whatever image of what America is, we only have Twitter.
And that is the place, and that's the reason why all the Department of Homeland Security accounts,
like intentionally make these like, you know,
dark wave neo-Nazi videos about, like, again,
I don't think the average American has seen these videos,
but yeah, they're like about...
The average American's not on Twitter either.
Yeah, like, about how we're returning those.
Twitter is strictly for the diehards.
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying is that
that becomes the terrain on which every policy is enacted
and as a result, that's why, like, even the roundups and stuff themselves,
they are white supremacists, but, like, I've wondered this before,
like, was Italian fascism and German fascism this preoccupied with triggering the left?
Because a lot of those guys were just flunkies and dropouts from the left.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they don't think that they even really saw it in those terms.
They were just trying to find something.
They just really hated anybody that wasn't white or.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, whereas these guys also do that, but they're also trying to trigger the left,
but they're also trying to enrich themselves, like, I mean, this week.
It is, it is, I mean, it is basically just the capitalist version of the Soviet collapse.
In the same way you had all these, like, XKGB guys raiding the petrol coffers.
Uh-huh.
That's what Trump's doing.
Like, the economy, like, I feel like they're bolstering AI because it's creating a smoke screen for them to, like, empty the coffers.
Oh, sending $40 billion to Argentina.
is the big thing this week.
This is what I was going to tell.
They doubled the bailout
for that fucking weird freak.
The,
where is this headline?
I can't find it now.
The,
oh, big investors await windfall
from Trump's Argentina bailout.
The United States finalized
a $20 billion lifeline
for Argentina that will benefit
Treasury Secretary Scott Besson's allies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just, it's just...
They're just, they're enriching themselves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Trump economic program
is fucking wild.
It's so funny, Dave.
It is so fucking hilarious.
I want to take the composite image of it, which you got a, you got an amazing glimpse at it this week.
This was one of the weeks where everything kind of lined up perfectly to give you a kind of like a perfect insight into what Trumponomics is.
Let's just run down the list.
20 billion, which has now been doubled to $40 billion bailout to a failed libertarian.
experiment in Argentina
in South America.
Let's Trump has said
the left cause.
The left cause
that failed libertarian
experiment in Argentina.
At the same time
that they just...
Argentina, I'm just going to say
something about the Argentines.
Beautiful, beautiful tongue
they speak that
Italian inflected
Spanish, how do you know,
they've got the Pampas.
Isn't the Pompas there?
Or is that the Patagonia or some shit?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
That's the...
Patagonia. Isn't that like...
The Patagonia region of Chile?
Oh, is that in Chile?
A region.
I think there's a Patagonia region of Argentina, too.
It's like the little tail in the end.
Oh, it's both.
It's both.
It's a little flagella on the end of the South American continent.
It's the flagella, yes.
Yeah.
So you had that.
Argentina's like your friend that's like,
can't manage money to save their life.
Yeah.
Lafright doesn't matter.
It's like they've all sort of,
they just get it and spend it, spend it.
Spand it down there.
I'm the Argentina of my
friend. I can't.
I can't manage my life.
I'm sorry. It's all right.
Don't worry about it.
Okay. The Argentina
bailout, which is just going to
enrich the Treasury's Secretary's
buddies. They just
announced yesterday they're going to do price
controls.
They're putting a floor on prices.
of manufactured goods from China
like a floor
like the whole thing
for nine months
for fucking two years
has been about inflation
about trying to bring prices down
and they're like no
no actually we're going to make that impossible
price floors
fucking
okay
so they're saying basically
there's
there's not like
they're not putting a cap on what
goods from China would cost
no
they're actually saying you have to
charge at least this.
Yeah, because it says the Trump administration will set price floors across a range of
industries to combat market manipulation by China.
So...
Dude, I want to just paint you.
We've always had this weird image of dystopic America and all this stuff, and all these
different images come to mind of roving bands of war boys and Jesse Plymonds in, what was
that movie?
At the Alex Cox, not the Alex Cox.
Crimean War?
No, no, no, not warfare, the other one.
Civil War.
It's Crimean War.
Oh, Crimean War.
Alex, Carlin's, what kind of American.
I've imagined that kind of thing.
It's actually just going to be like 15 rich guys just like pretending to be cowboys.
Yeah.
Over what used to have to be 310 million people.
Now I've fled to Argentina where I couldn't be with my fellow spinthrift.
Spenthrist.
White Latin, Spindex.
Threats.
You'll have moved probably to the Normandy region of France.
I'd have to guess just by looking at you.
Yeah, I'm personally, I'm trying to, I'm trying to see what Atlantis has got going on.
The Lost City of Atlantis.
You're going for fictional places.
Well, it says you.
It says you.
I'm trying to sprout gills.
Mm-hmm.
See?
The aquilife.
If you can build a submersible that does not implode and liquefy your body in half a second,
then you can get to Atlantis.
Well, the problem with the submersibles, they just went too far down.
Yeah, if they had just hung out around a little.
If they just kind of hung out like 100 feet.
Yeah.
That'd have been cool.
You know what I mean?
What did you really need to see down there at the time?
More water?
Aren't we all tired of the Titanic?
They died to see more water.
James Cameron showed you in film what was.
on there. Yeah, you died to see
more water, just darker water.
That shit's scary
down there. I don't want to go down there anyway.
Some
places a man's just not meant to go.
That's true, brother.
Think of the birds and the fowl of the air.
They'll never know what's down there under.
Well, maybe if they're like a duck or some
sort of aquatic bird, perhaps.
They get a little taste of that.
There's the ducks, there's the birds that dive down
into the water, like
20 feet and get a fish, and
and then they can swim back up with their wings and fly out.
You want to start a race of men to do that.
I would like, yes, I would like to start a race of men that can.
I hold their breath for 20 minutes and dive down there and like spearfish.
Spear fish.
But then we have a big dome bubble and we live in that.
Okay.
And it's only people with COVID, long COVID.
Okay.
You probably won't take it.
It's not a bit.
It's not a bit.
I'm saying we are all.
All of us with COVID and long COVID, and short COVID, and medium-term COVID, we're all going to...
Everybody.
Atlantis.
Yeah.
The Lost City.
That's true.
Uh-huh.
And then there's B-Lantis and C-Lantus.
It's like a tiered system.
C-Lantus is down there where the submersible got got, isn't it?
If you're C-tier, we're sending you to the depths where...
Good luck.
Atlantis is really where it starts to get a little hairy.
mm-hmm um okay well it might as well there's not going to be fish in 20 years
they might as well populate that's what they do say they do say that yeah um water world
reels not something that uh really countenanced i would like to just have it on record
that i do think long covid exists before i get fucking misinterpreted yeah so okay i'd probably
just take all that out why i'm saying they're a powerful lobby
You don't, you, for whatever reason, you think I'm doing a bit here.
But I am literally saying that it is real and that I think I had it.
I think that's why my sleep was so bad last year.
I may have beaten it, though.
Is the thing, is the thing with Lunkover, like, you can't beat it?
I'm not sure.
I think I beat it.
I think I had Lunk of it and I think I beat it.
Or at least cut it down to a manageable size, perhaps.
That's what I, that's all, it's what I'm saying.
Okay.
like why can't why can't we joke about our bodily problems anymore when did it become it was ruined for us what when did it become something that you couldn't do to joke about your failing asshole or like your fucking uh you know what i'm saying like i when did that become that is true as someone who has someone who was hospitalized as a young man as a young boy for kidney failure and
who's got the vapors several times.
Who had the vapors several times and lost the thumb.
Yeah.
And his...
You have been through physical hell.
Yes.
Why can't I joke about the physical hell I've been in?
You've been an emotional torment too.
That is.
Maybe not unrelated.
I think it's...
I think that is the thing.
I think when I got...
What's the worst?
You've experienced psychic, emotional, and physical torment.
Which is the worst of the torments?
Psychic.
Seek.
100%.
Yeah.
I'd much rather have physical than psychic.
For sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, you are hard.
physically
Yeah
Up top
Where it starts
To break down
I mean
I mean
Yeah dude
I think I got into
Christianity
Because I almost died
Because my
My strep
Untreated strep
Spread to my heart
And my kidneys
And then I missed several
That's bad luck
And then I missed several months
Of school
And I had dialysis
As a young boy
I was
You were tied to the machine
I was on a
As a young
boy I had to do dialysis and I thought
now it's time to pleasure my life to Jesus Christ
you can die oh my god
I thought this was just something that happened in the movies
wait oh my god my god I really can
hmm that's why I was traumatized by the film my girl
where McCauley Calkin dies from a bee sting
and she goes where's his glasses
oh my god where's his glasses
Thomas J that was his name of Thomas J
yeah I got a little I was an allergic to beat
Well, you saw that.
You saw when I got dive-bombed by those bees that time.
Those were wasps, technically, but yeah, you did get fucked up.
That was fucked up.
They don't do that.
Bees wouldn't do that.
Bees are a little more chill.
Wasps are fucking goddamn assholes.
Sadists.
They're outlaws.
Yeah.
They really are.
They are sadists.
We got way off topic.
We were looking at Trumponomics.
I was going down the list.
$40 billion dollar bailouts Argentina.
Price controls on a range of industries.
from China.
Tariffs on furniture and construction materials.
Not to mention like every other thing that the tariffs have swept up.
Let's keep going here.
That's one of those things that's got to be like Trump's building this beautiful big ballroom in the wake of Charlie Kirk's down.
Yeah, I think I'm doing very well.
Anyway, look a bit.
Remember that.
what did you see there was a clip from trump this week where he was like
someone took a shot at me and i turned it just the wrong time charlie not so much
charlie couldn't believe it actually said you made a good time
somebody called that on tour they said we're about a month away from trump as suggesting
that he was like superior to charlie my god they were correct like if you are an average
Joe Schmo
and you joke
about Charlie Kirk's
death
you'll be fired
from your job
sent to jail
solitary confinement
for eight million years
but if you're
going to be able to fly
to any other state
or out of the country
like they literally
revoked like
eight people's visas
this week for joking
about Charlie Kirk's death
meanwhile if you're the president
you can say
that Charlie Kirk
didn't have the dog in them
and if you're in the
young Republicans
Hitler Youth Club
you can talk about
whatever you want
well say about
whatever you want
about anybody um
the um okay
as long as you're you know
half pre-diabetes
a pound
40 million dollars for
Argentina bailout
price controls tariffs on
all the things like
that would ostensibly make
home ownership
um
feasible or possible
we're just going to continue the prices
of home the price of housing
you know skyrocket increasing
The tariffs have also fucked up to the soybean market
So American and the USAID cuts
Because, you know, so much of American ag was just subsidized by fucking USAID
So we've destroyed American ag
We might be bailing it out is what they say
They've been floating the idea of bailing out the farmers
I thought how that like we're not only bailing out
Argentina we're like doubling the bailout
Like you see that we went from 20 billion Trump says no 40 billion
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But we're still kicking around whether to bail out our own farmers or not.
Almost all of who voted for this piece of shit.
This week it was announced that dollar is at its lowest in 50 years.
Also, according to standard impours or moody's, I can't remember who it was.
One of the credit sort of...
I don't know.
Rating agencies?
Rating agencies.
so that it's poised to lose 10% by the end of the year,
10 more percent by the end of the year.
So I just want to say this.
It's like your retirement.
Now, fortunately, fortunately, I had to withdraw my retirement out.
I'm going to beat this.
Oh, you're going to beat it.
Yeah, I'm going to beat it because I had to pull it out
to spend it on the rising cost of goods.
So at least I won't be subject to the devaluation.
That's true.
You're just getting ahead of the curve.
Getting ahead of the curve.
So, yeah.
I don't even have a retirement because I'm a cont artisanal podcaster without a 401k.
Yeah, you're bohemian layabout.
But, yeah, 10% more.
So, yeah, the dollar's quickly being devalued.
Although the Texas teacher's retirement system did recently send me a notification that I can withdraw $2,000 for my pension.
because of the one year when I was a janitor for the University of Texas.
Oh, that's good.
I have a very small pension.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I got one of those a couple years ago from the state of Kentucky for $840.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Very nice.
I went to Miami with that.
Oh, nice.
Where I enjoyed an Argentine dinner to bring it full circle of blood sausages and some...
That's cool.
Be steak.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Also, to add to the list...
That was during the time of Zika virus, speaking of other scourges.
I remember that.
I remember walking to that place and just reapplying all kinds of mosquito repellent
because I thought that Zika was going to get me.
It was weird.
There was also Yika.
Was there?
Dika and Mika.
Pika.
And Pika virus.
PICA.
Yeah.
That's when you get pregnant and would crave like ashes.
Chewing wood chips.
And light bulbs.
You don't have to be pregnant to get pipe because young kids get it too.
That's why they eat cramines.
rounds and dirt and shit.
Now, interesting.
Would you say that you were around
PICA age when your kidney started failing?
Were you just eating
paint chips? Is that really the origin of your own?
No, no, no. The kidney thing was because of the
strep infection.
Strap, you sign.
Okay, back to Trumponomic.
Sure fail.
25 states are teetering on the verge of
recession at the moment, like half the country.
Kentucky, not surprising.
Kentucky's not one of them.
Interesting.
Yeah, that's very, very interesting.
Yeah, that's an interesting data point
since we're usually toward the bottom.
Still number one in cancer deaths, though.
Yeah, we'll never be dislodged from that.
Yeah.
Coal industry's made sure of that.
And then obviously there is the news
that the U.S. economy has grown,
if you take AI out,
if you take the AI bubble out,
factor it out, the economy's grown like 0.01%
or something.
The only growth is in AI right now.
Okay.
The funny thing about that is I read somewhere, I heard on the news,
I told you I'm listening to PR again too.
Oh, yeah.
That 80% of the U.S. economy is tied up.
And not in like AI's like, like, I guess the bankable part of the AI thing,
but just in AI speculation.
Yeah.
When your economy is,
fortified by
vapor on vapor.
Not even AI, like these
technologies, but the possibility of what
AI might bring forth.
Vapor on vapor.
Yeah. That's bad.
I saw that ChatGPT rolled out a
feature where you can buy Walmart products from
ChatGPT. Like, it is...
So now it's like... We're this close.
We are on the brain.
we're on the brink of cataclysm this close but here's the here's the good news
heads what is what's the tyler durden quote from uh fight club everybody all the dumb
guys used to put on their aOL away message it's only after you've lost everything that
you're free to do anything mm-hmm that was a good quote yeah that's carried me through
some lean times yeah it's true some truth yeah that's carried me through some
only after you've lost our
everything.
Everything.
Are you free to do
anything?
Hmm.
Think about it's not such a bad deal.
So you're saying that America,
once we've lost everything,
there's a great chance to rebuild.
There's a great chance to rebuild,
and we, a beautiful,
bright new future is on the horizon.
But only,
you don't think it devolves into just war boys.
Oh, it could.
It could.
Gang violence, black market,
informal economy
It could
Not to fight ice
It could
It could
But I just want to pause at a future
There is a timeline
Where all the would-be
Orboy is just
Stop and smell the roses too
I'm not so
You're not so
Bullish
Or bearish
Which one's which
Bullish is aggressive
Barish is a security cat
I got fucked out of my pension
From losing my job
and spend off my savings, recovering.
Everybody, I don't talk about my finance program.
Oh, it's okay to talk about your...
I cut all that out.
No, this is, well, we've been talking for a while
about pivoting away from politics
because what else can you say.
And pivot, and culture has been one thing we've talked about,
but financial advice could be one.
Personal finance.
Personal finances.
Yeah.
Well, if you want to talk about culture, this is relevant.
This is relevant to several things we've discussed.
Good Morning America, former co-acre's T.J. Holmes and Amy Roboc, who cheated on each other.
Those are not real people.
Who cheated on...
T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach. Roboc.
They had an affair in late 2022 with...
They were both married at the time.
And they cheated on each other. They cheated with each other on each other.
They should have, what they should have done was taking the Kevin Smith approach is they should have been fucking their spouses like they're cheating on their spouses with each other. With their spouses. That would have been the more prudent course. Instead, they cheated on their spouses with each other and now they're getting married though. In the end. I think in their spouses, I think.
Or got married too. Get married too. A little wife swap. Really? Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?
Hey, can't hear what that is? That's an American.
story. A real American
story. Good morning
America. It's basically
like when the Brady Bunch
brothers married another set of sisters.
More like good afternoon
delight America.
Good
evening America.
She's
coming over to my place.
I call
him up. I say, listen, we're doing a wife
swap. Whether you like it or
not, she's coming over to my place
to not.
Isn't that beautiful, though?
Don't you think it's beautiful?
I think that might be an example of
All's Will that ends well.
Their exes are dating, actually, yeah.
Because they bonded over the two philanderers.
Yeah.
Allswell that ends well.
It's beautiful.
Everyone has said that she's a serial cheater
and she'll probably cheat on T.J. Holmes
again, but...
Well, yeah.
But, again, Terrence.
When God closes the door, he opens a window.
Uh-huh.
Don't prepare for the long haul here.
Enjoy it while it's happening.
Mm-hmm.
They found love.
Sort of.
In a somewhat hopeless place.
But they need to be fucking focused on the goddamn news.
On the goddamn news.
They need to be focused on the god.
They need to quit sneaking and stepping out.
And they need to start stepping out and interviewing people on the streets.
about the nazification of america that is so true and i've been saying that but but yeah yeah but
everybody listen when it hits the fan they'll go back and i say you know what old terence was right
good morning america should have been covering this now look at us the dollar's useless
but isn't this bad though for the global economy because the u.s. dollar plays uh outside
role in global markets.
Well, yeah, if you've invested a lot of your
treasury funds into
the dollar,
if you've accrued a lot of dollars
in your treasury and suddenly
they're worthless, that's
kind of crisis
territory, yeah.
Why does everybody seem to be chill about this?
Because there's nothing in a deal.
Remember how mad everybody was in 2008?
Yeah.
But like, this pales
2008. This like dwarfs.
but 2008 is dwarfed
Technically 20
technically the crash in 20
If something pales in comparison
Is it the lesser one
The lesser thing that the little fish
The greater than less than sign eats
Is that the thing that's paling in comparison
Yes but if it dwarves it
That means it's standing over it
From a larger
It's got from its high perch
The verbal action is transferred
directed at the one that's being dwarved a lot of turns of speech I've managed to get
through half of my life without really understand also it seems kind of ablest that we
use dwarved that is true too in this context so let's use pale I just found out about
but that'll be illegal soon because that'll be anti-white that's true that's you can't say
paled yeah so you're gonna they're gonna make us a dwarf probably sorry to anyways we
We could also pivot to culture, finance, and linguistics.
How does that sound?
That's good.
I've got to tell you that I'm not equipped to do two out of three of those
and barely equipped for the third one.
But it should be fun.
I'm probably the worst at finances.
I'm aware culture exists.
So I guess I could talk about the fact that it exists.
And then linguistics, sometimes I miss key words that make it easy for people to
misinterpret my words so but linguistics is more like sentence structure and grammar it's not
quite like syntax yeah you'll be fine we're talking about like etymology that's word etymology prefixes
suffixes uh huh found out something interesting the other day philology no one does philology
anymore did you know that the french briefly controlled ireland and that really if your name is
fitzpatrick fitzgerald fitz simmons fits insert the blank uh huh
that means you're the son of because fits was the sort of french irish word for son of those french
bostards french bids fritz bostards so that's what happens when cultures collide the damn frogs
the frog bastards they call it the french the frogs right yeah yeah that's the british no that's
the french the frogs okay cool yeah what do they call the british what do they animorphize i don't even want
to know hmm
the bastions um where were we talked what were we talking about where were we
what are we talking about etymologies and but before it's entomology is a study of
trumpinomics entomology yeah hey etymology there was something though that was in there
we were talking about something was paled in comparison oh the 2008 crisis and even that
was like underwritten by like the housing crisis which
actually still had tangible physical products associated with it.
This is just, we're basically held hostage to Sam Altman's fanciful notions of how the future
should be.
It's several different things intersecting at once.
One is the AI scam.
The second is the Trump scam, where they're obviously raiding anything and everything.
Like a bailout of Argentina is just a raid on American taxpayers essentially to use
public funds to enrich 15 people.
They're laundering money in South America,
is what they're doing.
40 billion.
Yeah, dude.
It's good stuff.
Do you remember when Sam Altman,
do you remember when the big crypto crash
happened and all those people lost money?
And Sam Altman was pissing and whining on
Twitter about the government should bail out of everybody
lost their money in crypto?
It was David Sachs, I think.
But it was also Sam Baldwin.
Oh, they were both doing that.
He made a tweet, yeah, yeah, about it.
like this is why i remember that yeah fucking welfare coins
yeah they do they are they do be like that huh yeah um well i read an interview this
morning before i came over from doug wilson you know who that is
dog wilson he's a presbyterian he's an evangelical pastor um ross duth that interviewed him
in interesting times.
It says,
Doug Wilson believes
America should be a theocracy.
He says his influence is growing.
His political project is this, quote,
stop making God angry.
He's a Presbyterian Calvinist.
Okay.
They want a...
Theocracy.
Theocracy, yeah.
Okay.
His definition of Christian nationalism
is the conviction
that secularism is a failed experiment.
The societies require
a transcendent grounding in order
to be able to
function at all. And as a Christian, I believe that the transcendent ground should be the living
God and not an idol. That would be my short-form definition of Christian nationalism. Even shorter
would be Christian nationalism is the conviction that we should stop making God angry.
Basically, this entire article, he keeps going back and forth. And Duthat does press him on this,
but at the same time, Dutthat does an amazing job of just normalizing it and making it seem like
these are just totally normal ideas. But basically, he keeps going back and forth and saying,
like, well, I'm a theocratic libertarian.
Like, I don't think we should be, we should have big government.
But then when he gets down to, like, the nitty-gritty details of, like, do that to, like, well, then, but you think that adultery is a crime.
You think that being gay is a crime.
Doesn't that require laws?
And then doesn't that require a law enforcement mechanism?
In other words, a big government.
And he's like, well, theoretically, we wouldn't need one because we would have a religious revival and everybody would be Christian anyway.
ways.
Interesting perspective.
He wants to, he wants to, um, basically do the equivalent of Sharia law.
And he admits it.
He's called Mosaic Law.
And, uh, they want to use the exact 10 commandments and the rules in the Bible as the
laws of society.
So if you get caught cheating on your husband or wife, like those good morning America
people would probably, he literally says they should be stone to death.
so that's pretty cool
don't you think
flogged
flogged
no no he said stoned actually
yeah he said stone to death
okay then we gotta keep it a buck then Doug
okay
the Bible says it's better to cut your throat
than be a glutton I want to need
I want to need
is Doug a little doughy
He's a little chunky
Is he?
He's a little chunky
Okay then cut your fucking throat Doug
And then we'll do that
Yeah I'm with you on that
but we got to keep
we can't throw out anything
I'm a Bible literalist
he is
let's just say more
than a little chunky
let me see Doug
I'll see how large
in charge Doug is
yeah you should cut your throat
well he's gonna have
a hard time
cutting that throat
yeah you're gonna need some
you're gonna need a bigger axe
at least that 12 inch
knife
a sword maybe
yeah
that that neck
would clog up the guillotine
you would have to
fucking
have to run that back to it three times.
So there is that.
I love that.
Everybody wants to condemn the gays.
Everybody wants to condemn this person and that person.
And I can't show you any place in the Bible where it says you should cut your throat if you like to suck dick.
But I can show you where if you like to eat, he says you should cut your throat.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
He says,
the
Congress and the president
would announce
that Christ is king
and that the Tenement Commandments
is law
and
that...
If you were a fourth century
Palestinian Jew
from
you know
the West Bank
okay?
Mm-hmm.
And probably
an amalgam
of several different
messian
messianic figures at the time but let's just assume jesus was one person you couldn't have
imagined that there would be some thick-necked fucking hill jack over 2,000 years in the future that's
going to make the whole nation pledge their allegiance to you that'd probably make you feel good
if you were just wondering around eating locusts and figs and shit you know yeah not good for society
but good for a year.
Drew,
do you think that,
did they keep day planners
back then?
Did they keep calendars?
Like, do you think
that Pontius Pilate had it
on his calendar?
It was like,
April 11th,
crucified Jesus.
2 p.m. to 3 p.m.
2 p.m. to 3 p.m.
5 p.m.
Eat slop.
Eat Roman slop.
Crucified Jesus Christ.
Like, his assistance,
like, you have it on,
like you have at Pontchus
like you have the thing
the thing this afternoon
he's like shit
he's like we can't move it
we have to do
we have to crucify Jesus today
yeah the fate of the world
Sanhedron councils
fucking pissed
oh god damn
these guys
did I tell you my idea
for a Christoph Kislauski
type
examination
of the day Jesus
was murdered
was crucified
I would like to do
because you know
he did that movie
the Decalog
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like 10 stories that all take place within this Soviet housing block.
I got the DECA part of that.
Well, it's also based on the Ten Commandments.
This is relevant.
Every story is kind of parable of one of the Ten Commandments.
Yeah.
See, there's may be an upon linguistics.
Oh, yeah.
Prefixing.
Yeah.
I want to do a similar thing.
It's like ten stories that take place on the day Jesus is crucified in ancient Jerusalem.
but none of them actually have Jesus in it.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, what was going on around?
What was going on around Jerusalem?
What was the cultural climate?
What was the, what was in the air in Jerusalem?
2,000 years ago.
2,000 years ago.
Some adultery?
What could have been going on to make Bobby go Christian for a while?
You could have some adultery.
You could have some, um, what are other things?
Thefts?
Glutney.
Glutney.
Yeah, somebody having three, four.
Figs when they should have one.
Christians and Jews, and maybe Muslims, I don't know
if they're like this, but definitely
Christians and Jews have, the number
shit gets annoying. Seven deadly
sins. Ten commandments.
Obsessed with numerology. Fucking obsessed
with it. If it's
numbers and shapes all the way down,
maybe they'll have the last laugh on that,
but until that's proven to be the
thing. Give it a rest.
Shit. Yeah.
Seven days, five days,
30 days, who cares?
Yeah, dude.
Duthat says
So you're, he asked Doug Wilson
He says, so you're a libertarian on how people worship
But you're not a libertarian on who they sleep with
Is that right? Wilson says yes
Dutthet says, but couldn't you argue in reverse
That maybe God cares more about how you worship
Than whether you've committed a particular sexual sin
And it kind of just goes back and forth like this
I guess what the point here is that like it just goes to show
Like these guys just really fucking hate gay people
Like it has nothing to do
if push comes to shove, they really
didn't, don't care that much
about any of the other
particulars of a theocratic society
other than, like, how can we make
people suffer? Make one group
in particular suffer the most.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just
very bizarre that...
The good thing is, and here's the good thing, is nobody gives
a flying fuck what Doug Wilson has got to say
about anything. They've just found
this guy's got a peculiar set of beliefs.
What's so different from him and the
fucking Westboro Baptist and every other fucking boring ass.
You don't think guys like that are kind of ascendant, though, in the age of nationalism
and autocracy?
I mean, sure they are, right?
But like...
I don't know.
I'm genuinely asking.
I'm not trying to do a gotcha.
I gotcha right where I want you.
That's right where I want you, Tommy.
Answering the affirmative.
Do you think they're a sinning or not?
Well.
I don't mean, he basically, all the...
the things he agrees believes in
with things that Charlie Kirk agreed in.
Yeah, well, that's, I mean, that's
a good reason as any to do it then.
America, well, that's true, man.
I've got to say, though, if
Charlie captivated the nation
in his death,
maybe Dougie boy,
you want a cookie, Dougie?
I will say if you...
If you shot that guy in the neck, I don't...
It might have just bounced off.
Yeah, I don't think much
has happened in there.
According to the New York Times, voters favored deporting those in U.S. illegally, but say Trump has gone too far.
A majority says the process has been unfair.
I don't know, though.
Just the fact that there's even more than the share of registered voters who favor deporting immigrants living in the country illegally, 54% has remained unchanged.
More than 90% of Republicans, 52% of independence, and nearly 20% of Democrats continue to broadly support the idea of deporting those here illegally.
More specifically, 51% said they thought the government was deporting mostly people who, quote, should be deported.
Well, 42% said the government was deporting the wrong people.
Hey, I got a strategy to beat that.
What do you got?
Pack the courts.
Okay.
We need all six billion people on planet Earth to move to America.
Oh.
We need to take this place by laying in sea and air.
You're right.
We should just over flood the zone, flood the system.
yeah flood the box
you know for
yeah I'll flood the box
yeah I flood that box
yeah okay I mean I think it might be tough
we need to bump up birth rates
but not big not for white supremacist
reasons we need across the board because we just need
unimpeachable numbers we need more numbers
I see what you're saying but then
then here's what it is
we drive the billionaires out
and they can have their pick of
whatever
fucking we're all
Americans now
okay
you know
what do you mean
like we drive them
out of America
there's only like
nine of them
so we just all put
them on one continent
they have to live
by their self
and they're a little
torment
since they're all
anti-social weirdos
you know
yeah
okay
we could send them
the Epstein Island
for example
yeah
I guess that
that would work
yeah
yeah
okay
is it like a
survivor
situation
or what's that show
for our own
entertainment
you know
what's that show
where they go to
island and they have to be naked naked and afraid naked and afraid yeah we're going to make the
billionaires be naked and afraid as we all become citizens dude and is here's how we'll do it i'll stand up
and i'll find the dead center point of the country i'll get one big megaphone i say who here's
american by show of hands and then when all the hands go up i say all right you're all in okay that's
good legalized and one fell swoop tom legalize it legalize it legalize it
In parentheses, moving to America.
Dude, I am, I know it's an old bit on this show going back like seven or eight years about how the rich are deeply diseased.
But the real meaning of that, it really hadn't hit me until I read that Patrick Wright and Keith book about the Sacklers and Purdue Pharma.
Did you know, OxyContin was the only drug Purdue Pharma made?
Really?
That was it.
They had a spin-off called Purdue Frust.
that made some like constipation medicine and some disinfectant but they made one drug and it was oxicon
interesting and the i mean could you imagine and and all of the people in that family all the
airs could you imagine your one go with this life your one fucking go with this trip around the sun
is you're born to a dynasty that got rich in the first place off valium in the 60s and then got rich
off addicting millions
of people to essentially
heroin. But like
once people catch on
to it and you have to pay out all this
money even though it was not even
remotely. Pittance. Yeah, Pittins.
That's your legacy?
And then do you come to the end of your life and you just die?
I love how like
how they got off. Like this is an exact
reason why you should never trust fucking Democrats,
Republicans, any fucking of
them. But like
basically they're doing the
same thing like the Saudis are doing in sports
you know what I mean where it's like oh
we're giving all this money to the state of
Kentucky but then Andy Bashir's
howdy-duty ask gets to put it
in programs and it's like
no people's lives were
fucking ruined they need some sort of
financial remuneration because of that
like give the people money
whose lives and families were destroyed by
these cocksuckers and then also kill them
that's the other part
you don't deserve life after that you damn sure
don't deserve to have your fucking name on
museums and shit.
If I was them, I would want to be killed.
I would...
That's kind of my point.
It's like, imagine...
There's more honor in it.
Yeah, imagine, like, you have to see out the rest of your days, like, just dug in,
like, emitting no wrongdoing.
Like, you have, like, you know, 10 different houses around the globe, and it's really
nice and stuff.
But, like, imagine in the spiritual vacuum, like, void.
I think about that.
I think about, like, Donald Trump and all these people, like, everybody hate your fucking
guts and is going to cheer
the day you die.
Is that how you want to be?
Like, I'm sure that they've got
some sort of fucked up personality disorder
that, like, they don't really care
or thinking about that shit.
Yeah, I don't even think about it.
Really?
So, it's really no skin off their nose
and maybe that's a problem in the first place,
but, like, it is kind of sad
in a way that, like, your one time
around Earth was spent
just tormenting people.
It is weird.
Yeah.
Like...
It's like you're an actual demon.
Like, one of the Sacklers
her name is Kathy Sackler.
It's spelled K-A-T-H-E.
Awful.
Kathy.
K-A-T-H-E.
Yeah.
Casey.
Like her and her cousin, Richard Sackler, have been arguing for like...
Dick Sackler?
Dick Sackler.
That's pretty good night, man.
That is great.
They've been arguing for like four decades about whose idea it was to come up with...
First, it was MS. Cotton, then it was OxyContin.
and like imagine like that's your that's your legacy well that's funny that's like now that like
they're like universally reviled stuff like no no no richard was your I did no no no yeah yeah
yeah one and again like they've accepted no wrongdoing they and even all the errors and like
attendant like fucking in-laws and people that have married into that dynasty all try to maintain
like either try to like distance themselves from it or or claim that that they're
they had nothing to do with it or absolved themselves and just will refuse to acknowledge that
anything they did was untoward or bad dude they had an event in like the in 96 or 97 called
i think they called it like oxycotton blizzard like the blizzard of 97 or something like they
were going to go out and make so many oxycotton prescriptions it was going to be like a blizzard
and they called it that they called it that and like they to this day they started like no
we didn't do anything wrong.
It was...
You didn't do anything wrong.
You purposely tried to addict people
to your highly addictive products
so you could make millions and billions.
It is really strange how
like capitalism
tries to subsume into it
even like informal...
That's why they hijacked the Christian stuff.
Yeah.
It's like because it's like,
oh well America's founding principles
in our way of being
in our mode of production
if as long as it's like
if God be forced, who can be against
essentially.
Yeah.
So that's why we take that framing.
You know what I mean?
It's like it kind of insulates us from criticism of like when it's a boring
trap point, of course, and everybody knows it.
But it's the system that's evil.
Mm-hmm.
It's mechanisms, you know.
Dude, speak on it.
I'm doing the finger.
No, I feel like when I say stuff like that, I sound like the person.
It's like, Good Morning America has already been bought out by corporate
interest, you fucking idiot.
Yeah.
I'm so embarrassed
I should delete that tweet
I think we need to hang it in the loo
we have fascism
because good morning America
and good morning America
won't get off their ass
instead they're choosing
to abdicate their journalistic
responsibility
and we all have to suffer
because of it
I don't want to
I'm going to do a
one and says and that goes
the same for PBS News Hour
embarrassing
your boy's embarrassing
your boy's an embarrassment
I disagree
it's right he's an
embarrassment you better fire him
give him off this program
he's got to go with this
ship's going straight in the toilet
well
it's past
1 o'clock, which means it's time.
I've been busting the piss for now.
I think I stopped peeing yesterday, because I think I have rhabdo.
You have lean-induced rabdo.
I have lean-induced rabdo.
Before we go, I would like to just give a shout-out to the recording artist DeAngelo,
who passed away from pancreatic cancer this week.
May he rest in peace.
What the fuck?
Man, it's like you said last night, it's like usually,
When somebody dies that has a profile like that,
it's like people are like,
he grabbed my ass at a casino in Tulsa, 19...
Yeah, Norm MacDonald.
97 or like whatever, whatever.
They said he grabbed someone's ass.
But...
Not DeAngelo.
Apparently everybody loved him.
So far.
Yeah.
I loved him.
I loved him, too.
I loved all of his albums.
You know, three perfect albums.
Three perfect albums, dude.
That's really...
He took five years in...
between brown sugar and voodoo took 14 years in between voodoo and that's all right fiona apple
takes like fucking 10 years between each album you know what that's another market driven thing
we would just have better more comprehensive art if yeah there wasn't this market demand to
churn out something new every year that's how you get this like uh honestly that really
served liangelo leangelo ball that was really good for him because think about all the artists in
the 90s who had big hits like Alanis Morissette or third eye blind or like
Cheryl Crow whose careers because they kept churning shit out just kind of petered out
like DeAngelo by like refusing to make music for like 15 years like you know honed his craft
focused on what he wanted to say and do and then actually had some legitimate hype around
the music when it came back out yeah that's just three masterpaces word to the ones you know
that is true that is true take your time do it right that's right take your time do it right
don't cut corners that's the message of michael man's movies yeah don't cut corners i know the guy
takes plenty of time between those movies well okay well thanks for listening everybody um i hope
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We'll test your bodily visor
We'll send you back a report
Microplastics lean and lead
We'll see what's going on in there
Check it out
We'll see what's going on your balls
Okay, thanks for listening
Go to the Patreon
There's another P
There's lead in the pipes
The protein powder
The Pussy's and the Patreon
Yeah
The pussy hats
Is there a no kings protest this weekend
Everywhere around the world
I think that they're making some noise
Out in the streets
They're calling for change
That's good
That's good stuff
That's good stuff right there
well thanks for listening and we'll see you later peace out
