Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 425: Hopesick
Episode Date: January 3, 2026In which we try valiantly to cheer you up!...
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Bhopal.
Well, the impression is not fully fleshed out, and I've been trying it for a week now,
and I still can't get it, because there are some nuances to the Australian accent
that you have to do beyond just saying, I'm heapsie-sawed.
That's a good, although that's the best starts you can have.
Once you master, I'm heapsed.
That's the gateway.
That's the gateway.
And then the rest is just building on that.
I've been laughing about an Australian Anton Chagher who's having a conversation with the kangaroo.
And he's like, don't put it in your pouch.
It's your lucky, it's your lucky Joey.
Fuck.
Don't put it in your pouch.
That's your lucky Joey.
don't put it in your past
so
Australia and Anton Shigur
has a child kangaroo
I don't understand the setup
I love the impression
I'm just curious how
what's transpiring
this conversation like he takes this
kangaroos Joey
uh huh
it's a reverse
it's a reverse a baby stole my dingo
Anton Shigur is stealing
baby kangaroo
Your sociopath stole my Joey
Yes
And it's also in a world where
I guess joys are used as currency
Because in the
No country for old men it's like
Don't put it in your pocket
And it's like he's in the gas station
So I guess
In this situation
The kangaroo would be trying to pay for something
With her Joey
And he's like
My question
this is it even is it clear in no country for old men where anton sugar's supposed to be from
sounds russian or something like that but he's clearly hell he's from hell that's true i guess i guess
that's true i mean it doesn't matter he's death he's death personified bro he can be from anywhere
because he's the he's the merchant of death don't darn't pitted in your pouch
is your lucky job
oh man
dude I've been playing
red dead redemption too
I've been
this is the only thing my brain can focus on these days
yeah
but I've been thinking about like potentially cool
video games
and I don't
I'm surprised this has never been thrown out there by anyone
and if the Jordan Peterson estate is
like hard bit for cash and they need some extra cash.
I genuinely think a Jordan Peterson video game could do pretty well.
Not, yeah, I mean, they're going to need that cash too.
It's probably not cheap to treat, you know, meat-borne brain disease around the clock.
Yeah.
Like it's...
He broke his brain with meat, though.
He did break his brain with meat and mold.
Meat and mold is what they said.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, just because, like, a lot of, you know, you play like Zelda, Red Dead Red Dead Redemption,
like you got to, like, eat food in these games or else you'll, your health bar goes down, like your HP bar goes down.
You have to do...
It's unlike in real life where you can just not eat.
You can just not eat, right.
Yeah, and your bar won't go down.
And you have to do stuff around camp to, like, earn good, on.
honor and I'm just like a game where you have to I know this joke is this bit is eight years old
this is really coming off the back like we're in the back of the pantry like we're digging out
like crackers from eight years ago like stale oros but yeah it's a video game where you have
to make your bed and you have to like avoid your daughter trying to kidnap you to send you to
Russia and rehab and you take pills like in Red Dead if you drink you know the effects
fuck you up you're like oh I'm fucked up bro that you can take pills and there are
cathedrals everywhere with those like as you see like if you're if you take pills it like
helps you engage with the world better because you can see a poker part together and I promptly
lost everything we had wait what did you said I said I sat down I got this poker part and I
promptly lost it all on the first hand.
Oh, and Red Dead Red Dead Redemption.
Sorry, I cut out.
You must have not.
What would the Jordan Peterson version of that be?
The poker thing?
Like, he sits down with a group of roughhune cowboys and says,
I'm going to teach you how to make your bed up with the tuck, the whole thing.
The tuck.
What kind of, you know, the hotel tuck?
The hotel tuck.
What kind of game is this?
The Jordan Peterson game.
You're tucking your penis in balls?
in the Jordan Peterson's thing came on the scene with
is telling everybody like the step to
being like a perfect male is to make your bed every morning or something
yeah yeah yeah yeah well I said that but I think I cut out I lost you
for a second I oh okay yeah he's like that that's why this joke is
oh you already oh you already said that oh yeah I already
oh my bad I'm about a little few minutes
never mind I was speaking to a wall
yeah i didn't i didn't catch that part at all sorry uh the bit is in there somewhere whoever edits
this perry thanks brother fish that out for us perry yeah just scratch whoever
scratch whoever did it worse
most likely me just keep them in there that's the jordan peterson game experience
you get multiple conversations going on it's like a robert altman film but everyone's on
zanax and multi-meat so yeah i sent
you a video of this guy that I think is kind of becoming the lib Jordan Peterson that Scott
dude what's his name Scott Scott Scott Galloway Scott Galloway what did you see me the video like the
I think yesterday on Instagram or something it's all right oh dude sorry sometimes this dude Scott
Galloway that I see popping up he's like he has a strong like live Jordan Peterson vibe
oh okay i don't check my instagram as much these days
that's all right i've been spamming your instagram like i'm like one of those guys on
facebook that just sends you stuff you don't want to see all the time i was thinking about that
the other day i was like i basically just sending terence memes now that's okay i'm trying to
you've been your your presence has been your or lack thereof has been noted on the internet
so i'm trying to drag you back into the cesspool when you're trying to clearly get out damn
Everyone's talking about it?
Everyone's noting my lack of presence on the internet?
No, I have.
I don't know about others, but I have.
Oh, oh, you mean you have?
Well, it's one of my...
Yeah.
It's one of my resolutions for the year to be on social media less.
What else you got in that repertoire?
I'm going to gain...
Don't kill your baby.
Don't kill my baby.
Don't let a dingo steal my baby.
That'd be crazy if it's...
Don't let Anton Schroger make a deal for my baby.
It would be, you honestly, I would hate to say this, but you would be marked as a pretty
bad parent if you let a dingo steal your baby in America.
In Australia, it's kind of understandable, but in America, like what if-
Unavoidable, some would say in Australia, in America, though, if you let a dingo
steal your baby, there's just no coming back from that.
It's like they don't even have those here, really.
Well, you remember when, didn't this happen in Australia?
didn't some woman drive
like across the entire continent
wearing diapers
and she peed in her
she peed herself the entire way
and didn't like killed somebody
she like drove 15 hours
nonstop just to kill somebody
was that in America or was that in Australia
it seems like a very
Australian
seems like seems an Australian sort of crap
yeah she said I'm a he's sorry
to piss myself
kill my family
well in America I wouldn't put it past
Americans to pull some shit like that either
but
what I imagine a dingo
travels
16 hours by plane
to America
to steal a baby
did I tell you
when I saw
I saw dingo in Australia
I'm sure they're pretty common
are they like coyotes
they're like
totally unremarkable
they're not
they're smaller than coyotes
really I'm like
wait a second
so these are the feared hounds
of the down under
and then
one of them managed
to steal a baby
one of them
man, there's still a baby one time.
They were marked for it.
Maybe they are all good boys, and then there was one errant dingo that stole a baby,
and that ruined it for the one bad apple spoiled the bunch.
He just wanted to live.
He wanted to live.
They should make a Marty Supreme-esque, uncut Jims-esque movie about that one dingo.
It was just, like, chasing it, man.
He dared to dream, and he saw only one way to make it happen.
But he meets the Australian Anton Chigur in the process.
that was who was paying top dollar for the babies
he was stealing the babies
and selling them to Anton Schroger
who was also Australian
but I did
I remember seeing
I was at this nature preserve
and one came up to me
and I was like
that's like
that looks like a goddamn beagle or something
like I expected like
some sort of like crazy ass
like wolf thing you know what I mean
they're cute
they're very cute
Like a puppy?
Look up.
They're straight up cute, yeah.
Search for puppy dingo.
They're fucking adorable.
Yeah, it's like this is the, this is the feared hellhound of the down under.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I mean, I guess they do have kind of an imposing sort of like coyote vibe to them, but.
What was the liberal Jordan Peterson saying on the video you sent me?
Oh, he was talking about, I've been looking into AI bell.
outs yeah and he was talking basically saying you know that like what what's going to end up happening
here is the whole AI thing is going to collapse and then we're going to be left holding the bag and
they'll bail out the AI sector because all the world's richest people are over leveraged in it
and so like like always we're going to have to clean up after them so yeah yeah just just just a
good point, but there's other times he'll be like, and the reason that males can't find partners
now is because of this, this, and this, and he kind of veers into a little JP territory.
So that's why I have a hard time taking him completely seriously.
He could be a boss in our Jordan Peterson game. He's like, maybe not the final big boss.
I think the final big boss in the Jordan Peterson game would be a Russian, like,
His daughter.
Well, yeah, his daughter is a little.
His hot daughter that he appeared on the cover of his book and a bathing suit with.
Someone, a pronoun, someone with pronouns would have to be a boss in that game.
And in a twist, he has to, he has to be the dingo that stills his own baby.
That's how you win the game.
I just love riffing his bit that is, like, he's so irrelevant at this point.
cares. I don't even know where he's, I guess, I guess literally he broke his brain
by eating steak, nothing but steak. Well, they, um, he could have got that like there's the
rise of that tick, that tick is back in America, that tick that if it bites you, you get
allergic to meat. It's back in America. Oh, that's right. So, yeah, a lot of things going on in
pathogens this week. That might be a good segue to talk about other things going on, but the, the, is that
is it the deer tick
I think so
that gives you the meat allergy
I think so
hmm
I don't mean
yeah if you're failed by tick-borne illness
it's not
doesn't bode well for your public intellectual life
it's like this great intellectual
giant was brought down by
a bug
me or you that's fine
yeah you know
in fact I give the
slight edge to the to the ticks maybe
but you do
for somebody that fancies them
a powerhouse
no
no you can't go out like that
would you rather be covered
would you rather have one tick
on you or would you rather have
5,000 ticks on you
hmm
it depends
I guess
I guess the only ticks I want to
I care to avoid are ones that carry
uh you know
like Rocky Mountain spotted fever
that kind of shit
What about, why is it Rocky Mountain?
What about like Allegheny spotted fever?
Well, it's here too.
It's here.
We have Rocky Mountain spotted fever ticks here too.
Yet we're not near the Rockies.
Interesting.
Prince talked about that in Sign of the Times.
He did.
His first song, he talks about the climate warming and the proliferation of ticks moving out of their natural territory.
He was really ahead of his.
time man wow yeah if i if you were here in person i'd hold up a copy of sign of the time so he
talks about that in here uh man did that what else did prince talk about the sign of the time
um there was that song about dorothy parker i think maybe he was attracted to his sister
or maybe he used dorothy parker to talk about wanting to have sex with his sister or was
maybe that was another print song you know what fucking your sister was a pretty consistent theme in
music.
Yeah.
On the tick thing,
I'm surprised that none of these
I'm surprised none of these naturopaths
like
I'm just using that as a
catch-all
for anybody under the
RFK-3
Aegis.
Anybody practice is Madison on Instagram.
Yes.
Exactly.
I'm surprised none of them have
proposed.
You know how they used to use
leeches back in the old day for like bloodletting i'm surprised none of them have proposed
ticks for that like i'm surprised none of them have i guess that's the thing because then like
the chronic lime thing gets into there because so then i it's in it's in diametric opposition
to the chronic lime that's true that's true but what if you could find ticks that have been
vetted they've they've gotten tested ticks that have been tested and they've they've bravely confronted
of the stigma and they know their status.
And you could use them.
It's like an 80-style AIDS campaign or 90-style AIDS campaign, but for ticks and it's just
called Know Your Status.
Do you carry the Bordidella bacteria or whatever it is that causes Lyme disease?
Yeah.
And then you use them for like bloodletting and and whatnot.
And then like, then there's like a famous tick that.
goes on TV and says they're undetectable.
Yeah.
And he also plays for the Lakers, the Tick Lakers.
Well, where does Chronic Lime come from?
Because they don't know where AIDS come from.
They have...
Well, isn't it thought that it is a bioweapon?
Oh, interesting.
So like, well, okay, there's different theories on AIDS.
I personally believe that AIDS was created as a bioweapon in a lab,
but there is the theory that it came from here.
humans having sex with monkeys.
So do you think in the tick...
Come on.
Come on.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
You know how many millennia people have probably been like trying to bridge the primate,
you know, homo sapient divide?
I mean...
And you'd mean to tell me that it just created combustible elements in the 80, or the late
70s, early 80s, come on.
I've been saying this.
People think that we're degenerates now because we have a fucked up weird stuff like
gooning, but I guarantee.
to you, there was a much
greater degree of
speciality going on prior
to 100 years ago.
People were fucking horses and stuff all the time.
All the time.
Prince talked about that in a lot of his songs, too.
Exactly.
Prince wanted to fuck
his sister and
the painter, Michelangelo, more than
anybody else. He wrote
about that frequently. And a horse
in Newman Claw, Washington, which was used as
inspiration for the famous Boeing.
CEO and his friend, Christopher Rufo.
We've come back full circle.
That's right.
I should say Prince is my favorite artist, too.
Hmm.
It's not mine.
Really?
No, mine is Brian May, guitarist for queen.
That's my favorite.
Okay.
It certainly is somebody.
Do you think in the Tick community,
There's a similar, there's a similar, like, theory.
Like, all right, one of us fucked, like, I don't know, what would it be?
Like, one of us fucked an amoeba.
One of us fucked an amoeba, and that's how chronic Lyme got into.
And then there's others that are, like, a little more tinfoil, and they're like, no, dog.
It's a bio-weapon brought forth by the, who would be a ticks rival in nature?
Do they have any?
Deer.
I guess possums.
Well, possums love ticks.
The more ticks, the better.
Yeah, they eat ticks.
I would say probably deer.
Deer don't like them because in the, like, warming world.
You know, we talked about this before.
They're finding deer and elk along the U.S.-Canadian border
that are covered in up to like 30,000 ticks.
Like death by thousand cut style shit.
Yes, but by ticks, because it's climate change, you know,
because we're having warmer winters, the tick season gets,
Bigger and bigger, the window for him.
So I wonder if that was on one of those Spike TV
Thousand Ways to Die.
The Ticks organized is what it was.
The Ticks organized.
They're like, look.
Yeah.
They're like, look.
We can let, you know, one of our infected brothers
bite this guy.
And yeah, we might give him stiff joints for 20 years
and eventually cause him to lose his mind.
Or if we band together,
we can just drain him of all his blood.
And then they start doing the birdman hand rub
And they're like, yeah, let's do it.
Let's drain him in the bottle of blood.
Well, like I was saying, I'm kind of surprised
They haven't seen any sort of naturopaths
Suggesting that because dog, they are on some crazy shit.
I saw one the other day
Of a group of guys eating fermented, raw fermented meat that was covered in flies.
People are out here.
What's the purpose of that?
I don't know.
I guess they think that that's the way you're supposed to eat.
Yeah.
Where was that at?
Who were these?
Are these, like, tech guys or something?
It was on Instagram Reels, so I actually don't know.
What is the purpose of, like, flirting with disaster in that fashion?
You know, because I'll say this.
Like, and I'm not looking for any sort of pat on the back for this, but one time I almost died
by eating at a Pizza Hut salad bar.
and I knew when I was making my sound,
that French dressing was like a little too warm
for what it should have been.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, I ended up disoriented like a day later.
Uh-huh.
Like, seriously, my fever was so high that, like, I didn't, like,
I didn't, you couldn't have, I couldn't have told you my name.
Like, it was crazy.
And I thought, like, this is it.
And I was, like, afraid to tell my mom,
because it's important in this life to not die in a very stupid way.
and I thought it better to have died of mystery illness than to be confirmed that I, you know,
had in fact eaten out of Pizza Hut buffet.
That is true.
If you're, like, going out like that, at least go try to, like, shoot up your local governor's mansion or something.
Because that way, at least, they'll never know that you had, you were dying from food poisoning from the Pizza Hut salad bar.
And they'll, they'll mark you as a crazy.
At least you'll have an impact, at least a little bit more of an impact.
If I could have got out of bed, I might have entertained that.
Because it's the one time in my life, I was like, yeah, I'm like, this is it.
This is like, and then you start thinking how dumb it is.
It's like you had all these hopes and dreams and fucking some French dressing,
been sitting out for 12 hours is what's going to, or probably the greens.
I hear it's like the greens.
Anyway, bars are for drinking.
You shouldn't eat salad at bars is what I learned.
And to this day, I've stayed away from it.
Right.
I was going to make a pithy little quip about not the worst thing the French have done to our...
But the internet is too slow.
The internet's too slow for me to insert a pithy quip.
We got to talk to these guys about this shit.
Speaking of the naturopath, homeopath stuff, I was thinking the other day, like, what about an airline?
what about an airline that because we all know like flight at this point is kind of in a weird transitional stage like they're still figuring out like if they want to actually fly planes or just be credit card companies and uh 2012 25 was the highest number of commercial airline deaths I think in the last 20 years so you know we were having some trouble that was that was that was that
That was probably true the first week of Trump's presidency.
Like, they probably snatched the record, then everybody that died after that was just like, just, you know, added to it.
Yeah, they are at a transitional phase.
They're trying to, they're trying to figure out if they can charge us like $9,000 to go to New York City and conditions that compare favorably to steerage class on the Titanic.
Exactly.
Did you see that when they were going to like?
stack like they were going to get rid of the overhead bins and like stack yes like what the
fuck with that dude what the fuck well so my my prop my proposal to like give a shot in the arm to
the industry to like revamp it a little bit make an airline that the whole theme is naturopath
stuff like instead of serving you you know ginger ale and beverages you get some methylene blue
instead of the little crack
the biscoff cookies
you get raw fermented meat
you know what I'm saying
like you get
yeah
because that's hot right now
that's in
the vibe shift
is a real thing
and not just a fake media construction
to get clicks
it's real
and so
they should capitalize on that
I think
now could you imagine
the enormity
of the cluster fuck you would have
if you gave people
like raw milk
on a
flight to like Singapore
from New York
Dude I think you would have people
Trying to open the fucking
exit door
Like mid-flight
And just
You know
Just suck half the plane out of there
There's nothing worse
Than being sick on a fucking plane
Or any like sort of
Like
situation you can't readily escape from
Well look
Americans want to play with fire like this
Let let's
I say let them
big i mean like you know you'll never you'll never defeat the um main character syndrome
and arrogance and godlike hubris of the average american voter who like flirts with the most
insane version of fascism every four years and then the most milk toast version of fascism
every four every other four years and so i say like just let him like put them on the flights
give them all raw milk like i can see who comes out alive yeah if you want a spade
run your own death yeah like by all means so yeah it's just i don't get it i don't get it i don't get the
the urge to just you know i don't know i mean i'm on the other side of the spectrum though where i like
used too much hand sanitizer and wash my hands like to the point they're like look at these
fucking things oh dude those are skeletons you you you rut that you dang rubbed all the skin off
again i did dude again so yeah
I don't get it.
He's got floppy bone fingers.
There's just like, it is, you know, like in any other time, like, you know, we were talking
about this like a fungus that's like spreading all over the country or whatever.
Fungus?
Like, yeah, have you not seen this?
There's this candida that's like spread to 27 states and killed a bunch of people.
What the fuck?
Kills one and three people it infects.
Yeah, there's a, I'm sorry.
All right, do me to update you.
There's a fungus quickly taken over America.
Yeah, that's just, you know.
I'm having literal deja vu right now, so.
Yeah.
So there's that happening.
It's just, I don't know, man.
It's like.
Oh, this is the super bug you're talking about.
Because in my mind, I got it confused with the super flu that's also happening.
Because there's like a-
There's a super flu that's out there doing crimes.
with a super candida
god damn
fucking hey man
okay
listen we need to sit
okay a fungus can do
its thing a virus can do its thing
or a bacteria can do its thing
but we can't have all three of these motherfuckers running wild
in the street that's true
you're getting attacked from every fucking angle then
well here's what I propose
why not
phage therapy
is that what
maybe maybe that's what this is that a
that I'm about to propose.
Divide and conquer.
Get two of them to gang up
on the other one.
And meanwhile, you sow dissent
and distrust between the two
in their allyship against the third
so that they all come down together.
That's true. It seems
virus and bacteria
make natural allies against the fungus.
Yeah.
But the fungus have elaborate networks
and the communication advantage.
It's hard to say if they could
thwart the threat.
Whereas virus,
Viruses aren't much in the way of communication.
They just kind of are just like little fat sacks floating around,
and then they get in there and start mashing a bunch of buttons.
They drill.
They have their little drill things, too, that they drill into.
You know, they drill into yourselves.
Are they got spirochet?
Spearkeets?
Yeah.
Is that what there are?
I don't, I'm not sure.
I know spear keats are like, I think syphilis is a spirokeet.
Drill on virus.
Drill baby drill
What is a virus
Is it a cell?
What is the individual unit of a virus?
I literally think it's just a floating sack of fat
It's like if you took a quarter
Like a little dime bag of olive oil
But shrank it a lot
And then just
And then just put like some sort of zany guy
That likes to tap a bunch of buttons up the helm
That's exactly what
You're right
I guess like lipids right
Makes no sense
They don't call them fats
That's a little
They don't like that
It's an antiquated word
In the viral community
They prefer lipids
Okay
Okay
Yeah it's like their version of like
Retrograde
Mm-hmm
I won't say it
Anyway I won't say it here
Do we need the viruses and bacteria
We need some bacteria right
like some bacteria is good for us
I don't know if any virus is good for us
and fungus is that alien
really so it does all kinds of other
stuff but if we wiped
them all out would we be fucked would that be
like shooting our dicks off
well what is the purpose of it
is it population control that they do
do they call the herd so to speak
John Dutton talks about
that in Yellowstone
that's true
remember when he's sitting there he's like
and then you could get in this river
and get a
bacteria that kill you.
Brain-eating amoeba.
And he ends up jumping in the river?
Yeah, he was...
Saving his...
John...
Native American grandchild.
John was hypercontract
about brain-eating amoebas.
It's like, I don't want you in there,
especially when the temps go up in the summertime.
They're breeding grounds for all kinds of...
They start getting their flagella out,
and then before you know it, you're dead.
it's like he's this rugged individualist
but he's like
definitely afraid of germs
so much so he gets into like
Howard Hughes
like he starts locking himself
and Beth ain't coming out there
don't even come back to my house
unless you're masked him
uh huh
on the
on the liberal Jordan Peterson
front
and on just the general state of America
at the moment
there are two things I wanted to read and bring up
I think you had a few things you wanted to bring up as well
I think we mostly covered
I just kind of want to talk about John Dutton's hypochondria
and just this mention of this candida
Well, no, we didn't get through one of the articles you sent.
One of them was in the Washington Post.
Isovigil's plan to spend $100 million to recruit gun rights supporters and military enthusiasts through online influencers in a geo-targeted ad campaign, part of what the agency called a wartime recruitment strategy to hire thousands of officers.
so they're hiring the John Dutton's
They're hiring the John Dutton's of the world
What could go wrong?
Yeah, how does that make you feel?
Honestly, you sent me that story this morning
is the first thing I read when I woke up this morning
I was like, God damn it
And then I remember like, oh, I have a job
where I have to go talk about how bad things are
I was like, oh, yeah, this is
I forgot this is how I make my living.
to it's not it's certainly not a good development no but like also also to like I don't know
like the older I get the more I'm just like like everybody has their own individual set of beliefs
and stuff like that like I don't know like two weeks ago it felt like maga was out and like
you just didn't hear much about ice anymore like do you still think it's like a robust like recruitment
effort or is it like people just like no i don't really want to be associated with this with this ship
that's going out i don't know i can't tell i mean it seems like it seems like ice doesn't
have the sway i guess or the the attractiveness it had you know three months ago but i don't know
so i don't know department of homeland security is still posting um white nationalist memes
white nationalist Nazi memes
like the one where they
stole that Japanese
artists photo of
like a Cadillac next to a
beach in a palm tree and it's like
America after 100
million deportations we can finally
get back to you know what makes
this country great or whatever it's like they
they're still posting
like those
Fashwave edits where they
like show
AI generated photos of
blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryans
talking about defending the homeland and whatnot.
So in their minds,
they're still winning, I guess.
I don't know.
I am increasingly
sour on the American public
in their ability to...
You don't say.
Me, I'm selling on American myself.
I don't think most people
give a fuck, dude.
really don't i think it well there's just you me tell you what it is dog there's no new ideas under
the sun and we've kind of hit like a wall with it all it's like this stuff you sent me like the the
beth macy dope sick thing and like she's running for office now it feels like we are doomed to just
replay 2016 over and over and over and over and over again so much so that jd vance has emerged
as the early favorite to be the president in 2028.
Yeah, and I'm sure he will be.
One of the funniest things I've seen in the last month
is people who are dead certain convinced
that AOC, if she ran in 20208, would win.
Dude.
That is the most, look, I mean,
on the left, everybody's got their role, okay?
Everybody brings their own set of resources, experiences, skills, whatever, into a movement.
And I say that, like, one of mine is grew up in a rural extractive area, live in Kentucky now, Red State,
no longer living in a rural area, but have spent the vast majority of my life in rural areas,
but have also spent at this point a pretty good amount of time in cities as well
I cannot I cannot adequately express like how much she is disliked outside of a maybe
150 mile radius around New York City whether fair or unfair it's just that's just the
reality when I was at the coal miners blockade there were two politicians
they kept bringing up constantly
as exemplars of who they thought were
feckless and or corrupt
and or full of shit grifting or whatever
by the way, the same miners blockade
that Bernie Sanders personally sent like 20 pizzas to
and they loved it. Those miners loved that.
They were all on board with that.
But there were two politicians
they kept bringing up that they said they hated the most.
Mitch McConnell and AOC.
So do with that what you will.
It is the inverted horseshoe, man, where, like, if you're, like, Kamala Harris, AOC, or Barack Obama or Joe Biden, you're, like, looked at as, like, Stalin.
And if you're, like, a real social Democrat, like, you're just, you're, like, a notch above that.
You know what I mean?
Like, you don't really, like, Bernie doesn't really suffer from that same thing, even though his politics are to the left of those people.
It's a weird, it's a weird thing.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's a personality thing if there's like, you know.
It's a personality thing.
I think that people see AOC is like, I don't think it has much to do with their policies or whatever.
I think they see her as someone who spends most for her time on Instagram doing like eight hour a day reels about how bad everything is.
And like, I don't know.
You can say that's good from a political education standpoint.
Certainly I'm not going to knock it because that's also my job.
But at the same time, if you're a politician, that kind of comes a.
cross is a little um just comes out across as a little fake or contrived and I think that like
people see her as I don't know I think they kind of see her as inauthentic is the thing so I don't
but I don't know maybe I'm wrong I mean I've been wrong I literally in 2019 said Kamala would be the
next president so I said Ron DeSantis would I said Ron DeSantis would win in 2024 so I'm I don't
I'm wrong oh no who was there I said
something uh what's the guy Rick Santorum uh huh I think on this program I
projected a showdown between Rick Santorum and Dennis Cucinich or something for
so I've been yeah I've been lost in the field myself but we're wrong more than we're
right that's hard so it's hard to well and that's fine that's fine we can at least cop to that
what do you think about let me ask you this what is the the the Gavin
Newsom viability thing as far as you're concerned like everybody seems to be like the early
forecast and granted this could be like a uh uh ron desantis uh you know comla harris style showdown
that like that doesn't come to pass but do you think it's like do you think uh Gavin
newsom's like strategy of give them a taste of their own medicine is like working so much so
that it's putting him i mean i think he's a slight underdog today
and with the betting public, right, to J.D. Vance,
but, like, people are essentially saying
it's going to be those two for 2028.
Dude, I saw one the other day that was predicting
that Kamala was in the lead,
that she was polling better than Newsom.
In one poll that I saw,
I don't know if that's true across the board,
but it depends on who,
it depends on who the candidate is up against.
I think Kamala would lose against Shady Vance.
I think Newsom would win against Jaydy Vance.
I think Newsom would win against
JD fans probably
but I just
I don't know
who his bike knows
I'm like done
trying to understand
the American
Burger Reich
the the American
like Burger Reich
Vermacht
media and American
mind
it's just it's just like
there's just so many
Hitler particles
diffused throughout the
population it's like
there's super bugs
and candida
and Hitler particles everywhere
so it's hard to really know
it's clouding people's judgment yeah it's like the way it comes out on the other side is just
like everybody's got a million different political beliefs and none of them make any sort
of linear sense or anything like that there's no grand narrative of an american future you know
in fact i would argue that like the grand narrative is that it all ends in calamity
and maybe we're sort of willing that into being like there's just no when we started out doing
the show in 2017 and taking the piss on J.D. Vance. I had no idea that he would like rise to
this kind of prominence. And I think that's kind of what you see with like, I don't know,
like, you know, I don't want to get into the whole, you know, bagging on Beth Macy and the
dope sick and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. I don't care about that shit. But like I feel
like everybody's just like has seen jad yvance's rise like that's you know and it's like oh what we have
to do is figure out how to whisper to the white working class still in 2026 they've been trying to do
that for 10 goddamn years i find like a sort of left alternative to that uh-huh and it's just like there
is no left alternative to that and the other thing i want to say to people that think that's viable
like like listen you see you were talking about like you know you're you're sort of
experience you bring to the table on the left is coming from an extractive area and all that
kind of thing what i bring to the table is i'm probably the only man that's ever witnessed a deal
of real like monopoly money style food stamps being traded for drugs okay and that experience has taught
me this is that some people are too far down the looking glass man uh-huh like a lot of these
people that you're trying to woo back to like a social democratic consensus
like of the, I don't know, whatever, Appalachia in the 70s or whatever, it's not happening,
but largely because the thing that's got in the way of all that is irredeemable brain disease.
Yeah.
We've got CTE.
I mean, and I'm not talking even, I'm not even talking like, oh, they're just like kind
of under Trump's spell.
No, what I mean is that, like, I actually believe.
that our physical architecture of our brains has been permanently altered by the constant barrage of
slop and memes and 24-hour news cycle and, you know, everything's so emotive constantly.
You hit the emote button times 20 on every fucking thing.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We're not equipped.
I mean, like, I was jesting last episode when I said, we're running like new software on our hardware,
but I really kind of believe that.
Like, I think that, like, the obstacle to winning people back to.
a consensus is that like and I think rich people know this I think the elites know this I think
that like in a way they've basically stopped or like put a serious impediment in the way of
working class politics by destroying the minds of like a whole generation and even like an older
generation the um well I will say there's something about
about like Twitter that I've realized over the last sort of
couple months because I've not been on it as much is that like
the the anti oh okay as of from as of today
we're recording this on January 2nd in the last two days
Grock has started just making child porn so basically
like the website is a is a kitty porn website at this point
I don't know that I'm yeah I uh validates
my choice to stay up there as much as possible.
Yeah, I don't think I can be on the child porn website anymore.
But, like, it's crazy that, like, no one in power is going to do anything about it.
I mean, there's no one in power going to do anything about anything.
I listened to, like, a 30-minute segment on the media this morning on NPR where they were talking about, like, LED headlights.
And, like, the argument from the industry, the auto industry was just like, well, it's a new technology.
like new technology there's trial and error and it's like okay well you guys just bake in like
a certain amount of deaths with this stuff like you could just use i don't understand why you even
need LED headlights like why i mean i understand that like maybe they're trying to innovate
around a problem which is that like you hit a deer at like one in the morning or whatever
and you need a way to see that coming.
But, like, I just don't understand, like, how we've got to a point where we can't
even regulate our way out of something that's obviously making life more dangerous for people.
Whatever.
Who the fuck?
We're not going to do anything about it.
We're not going to do anything about, like, Elon's child porn AI bots.
Social media.
But, like, but I will say, though, we're kind of, it kind of goes to show you how, like,
how we're stuck in this loop.
because I kind of, like, I was reading that Beth Macy thing, you know, for the listener,
Beth Masey, the author of that book, Dobsick, and they based a Kevin, or I'm sorry, not Kevin
Koster, Michael Keaton.
Michael Keaton vehicle.
Vehicle.
Hula.
Netflix.
It's one of the two.
I think Hulu.
Yeah, think Hulu.
She's running for Congress, and I read an article about it, and she was like, you know,
we gotta stand up to the power of people
we're corrupt
and we gotta stand up to them
I will say that
if you're
if you run as a Democrat
in 2028
or 26
you'll probably win
I mean
I don't know if
now is the time to get in the
get in the hunt
if any leftists out there
want to do entryism
I guess you'll
you'll probably win
so I don't know maybe
there's not a better time
than now
yeah that is true
you could probably flood the zone
and get some in there because I just
I just don't see
there being
like there is a solid block of support
for Trump stuff
there's always going to be a solid block of support for
people who want to just genocide everybody
on the planet
but I don't think it's the
majority at this point I think that people are
so fed up with it like they're just
kind of
tired of the noise
like I said they vacillate back and forth
They want a quiet fascist and a loud fascist.
It's the hubris of the American voter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now what they want is they would long for Joe Biden right now.
Yeah, I think that's exactly right.
They do it and they do it every four years at this point.
You get buyers remorse within the first three months and then...
Like, oh, we lost more people to aviation disasters in the first week of the Trump president.
Well, as we're recording this,
The enhanced premium tax credits for the ACA have expired as a result of the big beautiful bill,
which means like 20 million Americans' health care premiums are going to go up by hundreds of dollars.
If the Republicans don't do anything about that by November, they're going to get blown out of the fucking water.
I mean, because polling on this shows that, like, Americans don't give a fuck, like, who does it?
They just won it.
Like, it's, like, we've said it before, but, like, health care is one of the things that there is just broad consensus in, on in America.
And most people support anything that lowers their health bills, even as far as going, as even going so far as to support, like, when a guy wastes a fucking CEO health care at 7 in the morning on a New York sidewalk.
So it's like, there's, but my point is, is that, like, if you are a Democrat.
Dude, if Luigi walks, that guy's going to be drowning in pussy for like 20.
it's going to be crazy
you're going to see a generational run right there
I still don't even think that the guy that they've got in custody
did that like I don't know
or maybe I'm just saying that as propaganda I don't know
but I feel like Luigi didn't
the case that they have made is so full of holes
like they have fucked themselves the prosecution
so yeah I don't anyways
point being is that Democrats could run on that
just on the ACA alone
and I think that they would fucking clean up
so I'm saying like it could be
it's probably going to be a banner year for
Dems and if you want on board
if I can go for it I guess
if you're on board hey
good on you
I mean I wanted to read this real quick
from Fortune magazine
GDP data confirms the Gen Z nightmare
the era of jobless growth is here
The U.S. economy grew at a 4.3% annual rate in the third quarter, blowing past economists' expectations and delivering the kind of headline that signals strength.
Consumers went on an unusually strong spending tear while corporations clinched $166 billion in capital gains.
Trump and his team wasted no time celebrating.
But so there is something missing here, though, in this boom.
And it's jobs.
Hiring this year at best has stalled.
has collapsed. Unemployment has climbed
to 4.6%.
Basically what you're
looking at, dog, is you're looking at
like, consumer
spending is up, but
joblessness and wage
stagnation is also up.
So what the fuck is going on?
When you say that out loud, you just
have this image of
Wiley Coyote running on air.
And doesn't realize,
it hasn't looked down yet to realize
he's getting ready to
I mean, I posted this on Twitter and someone in the comments made a funny joke about it.
It's like, yeah, I guess I missed the chapter of my economics class on growthless growth.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Like, the era of jobless growth is here?
I don't know.
So what is the plan then?
Is the plan just to see how far they can.
like subsidize the AI bubble before like that when that finally collapses dog like what
will it be will it be like no food on the shelves like Soviet style collapse like what's like what
what like how many times can you just like pull the levers to like keep it propped up when
you literally have people growthless growth I think a big it so it tells us about this later on
in the article, but one of the biggest areas of growth here, but also where like there's a
massive amount of pressure being applied, is just social services, healthcare. And people
are spending their savings on health care and health care debt. So it is basically like running
on air. Like this is not, it's not a, this is not growth in any sense. And like, as you pointed
it out like if you were to just bracket out AI yeah you've got an economy that's like
barely treading water barely keeping its head above water and then on top of that like it
seems like either an AI bailout is sort of like clandestinely already happening or there's
going to be like a government guaranteeing of we saw this under Biden though do like my first
exposure to somebody like
Sam Altman was him
pissing and moaning that he lost a lot of money on
like bored apes or crypto or something
and saying the U.S. government should guarantee
that. And they did.
Do you remember that?
Oh yeah, dude.
Dude, it's like
if you're just like a madcap
fucking insane person
that's trying like, you know,
like, you know, dressing up like
you know, I don't know, just
like your little whims and emergent
technology or whatever and you make all these risky bets like you and you just like want daddy
to bail you out like when it all fucking blows up in your mediocre face uh-huh like they've already
been doing this shit i just don't i don't know man i just don't dad the the the on that note
david sacks had a tweet that was like as a response to socialism Miami will replace NYC as the
finance capital and austin will replace san francisco as the tech capital and this guy responded
to him, Aaron Slodov, at
Aphysicist.
Miami could be a serious place in roughly
100 years if they play their cards right.
Yeah.
A serious place on the ocean floor.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that place is the Lost Island of Atlanta.
Dude, have you heard of,
have you heard of Y'all Street?
Uh-uh.
Okay.
Y'all Street?
Yeah, I'm a psycho that's been
paying attention to this guy's.
there's this guy named Tony
Busby in Houston
and he's like a trial lawyer
he's the one that was like suing
trying to sue Jay-Z
and trying to make the case
that he had something to do with like the Diddy victims
and stuff like that? Yeah
so he was taking all these like cases and whatever
and he does that kind of stuff he'll like go
and like and part of it
is like in the case of Diddy he's like brought
a lot of successful cases against him
with his victims and stuff like that
but he had Rick Perry on his
podcast the other day.
Damn, that's a name.
Perry made a bowl.
Yeah.
I didn't know that guy's still around.
Also, why is there like a Texas guy look?
Like, did you notice like Rick Perry kind of looks like Josh Brolin, who I know is not
from Texas, but like plays Texans a lot?
Mm-hmm.
There's like a good looking early 50s man that comes from Texas or whatever, and his
politics are terrible.
Yeah, it's the sunshine, I guess.
Could be.
So Rick Perry's on there, and he was like.
like here's what I would say because they were asked because Buzzby goes what do you think of mom
they called him mom dummy mom dummy and they were like you know yeah they were just doing all that kind
of like cool guy stuff and um Rick Perry was talking about how like if he were a betting man
he's going to be betting big on y'all street and basically saying the same thing as you say as you
point out here that like if you're tired of getting taxed out the ass move from New York City to
Dallas and that that Dallas should be the the global hub of finance you've spent some time in
Dallas what's your thought on that actually that makes a lot of sense yeah it's like a completely
soulless wasteland that I could see becoming the hub for the end stage like the terminal
cancer stage of American capitalism I could see that
that yeah it's like yeah instead of like all these guys hanging out at like these uh boozy restaurants
and all this stuff it's like they just pack up to dallas and like they're doing coke in the
bathroom at like tg i fridays and shit yeah like instead of like dining at spotted pig that
boozy restaurant that had like a rape room or something they're gonna be like at popados at the airport or
something yeah yeah what did i mean on that note
This is really astonishing because it talks about this.
Everyone's been talking about like the K-shaped economy.
Businesses are not broadly expanding capacity or hiring aggressively or even hiring at all.
They are extracting margins, managing costs, and in many cases, waiting.
They have learned to grow, they have learned how to grow without hiring.
Okay.
I know everybody here, I know nobody wants to talk about like value theory or Marxist
economics anymore. I know we've been thoroughly
discredited. Yeah, because
we have to have capitalism until it kills us. We have to have
capitalist dystopia until it kills us all.
But like, where does value come from?
Who makes the profits? Is it just comes out of the
air?
Apparently you could just say something is valuable and it's
valuable. How do you grow without hiring?
How do you? How do you?
I don't get it, dude.
I don't get it.
I don't get like, I don't get the concept of grown men like talking about like the blockchain or like the board apes or like the AI.
I don't understand how these things like where do they derive their value from because Sam Altman said it it's valuable and it's the next big thing.
Like I don't know.
Like is it is it Jeff Bezos being over leveraged it?
Is it like like can these guys also?
not be incredibly stupid as well
as wealthy. Why do we have to
overvalue their... Why are we over
leveraged in their opinions on stuff?
I think that's the thing because they're out
of... I don't
know. I mean, I think the
logical
process of neoliberalism
has finally come to a
head. I mean, it's in several
things. It's in several areas. Whether you
look at AI, whether you look at the climate
crisis, whether you look at
the Nazi state in
a 90-mile strip of land
in the Levant known as Israel
genociding people.
It's like it's all come to a head now.
Like this is what they're floating the economy on.
It says here,
when you're carrying an economy by wealth effects
and affluent households as opposed to employment gains
and generating new paychecks,
you're vulnerable if there's any correction
in equity markets. So basically, like,
that's what's keeping this all afloat, essentially.
Like luxury, good spin,
which even that I think is like I saw yesterday that sacks declared bankruptcy so it's like
luxury good like sex fifth avenue yes actually so like even these like classic like uh signals
of wealth and like affluence like you shop here like are like tanking sack yeah luxury good
spending and then yeah basically like home ownership among the affluent um and then capital gains
uh they're they're not they're not even remotely concerned in growth in any
anything below a certain percentage or margin in the American economy.
And that's the behavior you would see from essentially like gambling addicts, right?
People that are like just like Howard, what's his name?
Like in uncut gyms or like Tony Soprano at the end of the season six.
You know what I mean?
Someone who is like heading towards a.
Oblivion.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like that's, I mean, and so basically if there's a market correction,
which I saw a headline today that said like,
investors are expecting a stronger market than ever in
2006, which is like they are high
on their own supply like you have never
fucking seen. If they're predicting a stronger market than you've ever seen
in 2026, there's going to be a market correction, which means that the whole
fucking house of cards will come tumbling down.
And then we'll see what happens in the midterms. I mean,
you don't even have to run as a fucking, you know,
dyed in a wool socialist at that point. You could probably just run
is you could just tell people
you're going to pave the roads
and just a sweeping victory
exactly
yeah
because the other people
high on their own supply
believe in this Nazi state stuff and they just don't
really care what the voting public has to say
and they think that's going to just like hold forever
yeah exactly
well okay
on that note I wanted to read something
before we take off
this is from Nick Christoph
remember Nick Christoph
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
The title of this article is in which I valiantly tried to cheer you up.
The reason I'm reading this is because he published this on New Year's Eve,
or right before New Year's Eve at the end of 2025.
And, you know, we had a Patreon episode on Monday,
but we got really into the weeds of an article in the Atlantic
about subjective experience.
uh one thousand years ago blah blah blah you can go listen to it but we didn't get to really debrief
much on 2025 and i don't really want to um at least not politically personally what could i say
about 2025 that hadn't already been said like personally i had a great year like for me personally
and you know yeah but like you know uh politically uh macro economically whatnot it's uh not it's not
it's so great um but um but i wanted to read this because it's also pertinent going into
2026 and i wanted to read it because there's been a lot of discourse on this show in the
comments and whatnot about like oh uh is this show dumer anymore am i even listening to a dumer
program anymore are these people like drinking opium and i hope that by reading this i can
disabuse you of the notion that we're drinking but i also want to
I'm also not a doomer in any meaningful sense.
I don't even know what that word means.
Anyways, Nick Christoph, in which I try valiantly to cheer you up.
This is the season when I customarily argue that the year just ending has been the best in human history.
So I dutifully sat down at my laptop and tried to write something along the lines of,
sure, democracy is eroding, politics are toxic, wages, wars are raging,
America is losing allies, the planet is burning, and young people will never have.
afford homes. But other than that, I've done these best year ever columns annually,
irritating Eeyors, but now I just can't. The year 20 and 25 was a setback for humanity,
and unfortunately, the U.S. is a reason for the retreat. Maybe the worst calamity to strike an
adult is to lose a child. That has become increasingly rare, but in 2025 for the first time
in this century, the number of children worldwide dying before the age of five is believed
to have risen by about 200,000, according to the Gates Foundation.
speaking of that did you know that like bill gates um has officially come out and
basically said that like climate change isn't that big of a deal like the gates
foundation has backed off of climate change as a priority as have as have like most
elites and has like have like most of the left in my opinion too and i don't i don't know i mean
yeah it's it's kind of the issue of guys i mean in order for anything else to make sense you
have to have the raw material to work with, and that raw material is the earth.
Yes, exactly.
I don't know if you know this, but yeah, you got to have a house to live in before you can
address anything else.
Children are dying and increasing numbers in part because the Trump administration
slash humanitarian aid.
Yet perhaps because I've seen so many children suffering unnecessarily, I feel a need to
read something reassuring, and it seems the only way I'll read such a piece is if I
write it.
So here it goes.
I'm really confused because three paragraphs the second ago,
he said, I can't do those columns anymore.
And now he's like, well, I'm going,
I want to read one, so I'm going to write one.
That's a really funny concept, by the way.
Like, I want to read something until I'm going to write it.
It's like a starting point is to gain perspective
and acknowledge that in the arc of human history,
we're still in good shape.
while 2025 wasn't the best year in human history
measured by child mortality
it was one of the five best years ever
okay
one of the five best years ever
how do you even
hold on a second
more children under the age of five
are dying than ever before but let's keep some
perspective here
I mean what
wasn't the year
like 1999 pretty good
I bet like the year 3 AD
was pretty good right
Pax Romana like what that was a pretty peaceful year
yeah
I don't
oh my God
what's the what's the evidence
I guess he says
fewer than half as many children
died in 2025 as in 2000
so I guess he's measuring
the metric is children dying
maybe it's a hard metric to argue against Nick
so. I guess I'll give it to you there.
That's true.
It also seems likely that the positive trajectories will resume after slippage in 2025 and
26.
The Gates Foundation forecast that while the trend of declining child deaths will be slowed,
deaths will at least drop in the coming years.
Similarly, the share of children stunted by malnutrition will most likely be lower in 2030
than it is now, but perhaps not as low as if aid funding had been sustained.
until around 1970 a majority of adults
had always been illiterate
now we're at 88% adult literacy
in part because of increasing numbers
of girls going to school
and those educated women
transform families, economies
and societies
I don't
I mean
I don't know if you can
look I think like literacy
is more than just being able to read
okay like yeah
there's sort of an emotional
maturity component and
you know okay so like the median American person can read at like uh you know or the
overwhelming majority can read at like an acceptable level but like they also like with a
straight face think that you know we should give nine guys all the money and like that's just the
way things are but yeah I mean like I don't know how many tweets or Facebook posts or whatever
I've seen this year, well, people fall for AI all the time and stuff.
But even more fundamentally, people being like, has anyone noticed that it's cloudier now
than it used to be 30 years ago?
There's more clouds now.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, people, people, people can read an acceptable level, but everybody's
also like probably clinically diagnosable as schizophrenic.
People will be able to read as long as text messaging and social media exists.
I mean, people can, like,
shrink words and sentences together, sure.
Like, there's more to literacy
than just being able to decipher
the scribblings on the page.
Like...
And then the other thing is
we're at 88%,
which is kind of funny.
Like, we're reading at a B plus average.
Despite the mess in the political world,
some important trends are encouraging.
Drug abuse has been one of the
great scourges of modern times with more than half a million Americans dying of overdoses
since 2020 but the worst may be over while drug deaths are still far too high and not nearly
enough is being done about them incomplete statistics suggest that roughly 30% fewer
Americans will have died of overdoses in 2025 than in 2023 um scientific because everybody's
too broke to cop yeah it's more like yeah now they're just now they're just dying from
withdrawals yeah
I don't mean that.
I'm not laughing because I think that's funny, by the way.
I'm laughing because it's so dumb.
It's dark.
Scientific breakthroughs also offer hope.
A drug called Linnecapavir is emerging as a more potent weapon to prevent HIV AIDS.
It can be taken by injection once every six months and virtually eliminates the risk of getting HIV.
Then there's the gene editing tool CRISPR, which is revolutionizing care for sickle cell amemia and other diseases.
Okay.
I mean, sure, I'll take that all.
I think we also cured hunting since diseases cured.
But here's the thing, though.
Here's the thing, though.
If somebody has to be subjected to wage slavery until they're 102, you know,
or, you know, or rather risk the repossession of the gene-edited kidney of what use of those technologies, you know, if you can't access them, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like if you're above a certain income bracket in America,
like the health care system probably fucking rocks.
If you're below it, which most of us are,
then it's a fucking nightmare.
I saw this like back when I was on the health board in Lutcher County
when like there were new hepatitis C drugs that came out
and a lot of people in eastern Kentucky in places
that have been ravaged by the opioid crisis have hepatitis C
because of behaviors associated with the opioid crisis or whatever.
and I remember talking to this guy who was like on his second liver transplant and I was like kind of coming to him talking about like well man you see like the new drugs coming out and stuff like that like you know it's probably likely but you'll never have to you know go through that again and he looked at me and said who can afford to get cured yeah that was the bleakest thing is the saddest thing everybody's ever said to me it's like that treatment is minimum like 200 grand and
at that time it may have like come down since then but like it's the same thing with all these like
we can get excited about the prospect of like health in the future but like who can who can actually
take advantage of it yeah well and it lends itself to what i've not fully read this article but i would
like to see him dig into a metric that i find increasingly important which is like you talk about
literacy you talk about technological advances but like what about the ever widened
chasm between our sort of lived experiences and the false reality presented to us every day
that is just around the corner or that's just available to us if we try hard or work hard enough
or is available to us through clicks and online engagement like i guess what i'm saying here
is that like and we pointed this out on the patreon episode on monday but i feel like now more than
ever we live in a false reality we live in a simulated
sort of wilderness of mirrors and like what does that do to the human psyche like meaning has never
been more important and also never been further away from us you know what i'm saying it's just like
and and well and actively like getting divorced from us every day you know yeah and so like what does
that say i mean i don't feel like there's ever been a moment like this in human history granted i've
never lived before i don't want to make a sweeping generalization i don't want to make a sweeping
sweeping generalization like Christoph here does and say it's like the worst or best in human history.
But like just, you know, my scant knowledge of human history, I just don't think that there's been a moment like this before where the search for meaning and fulfillment is so is driven into us and driven home to us at every, you know, at every stage of our lives that it's something we need to attain and do, but it's never been farther away from us.
Yeah, while simultaneously, like, foisting, you know, stuff that separates us from that on us, like, at insanely every fucking minute of every day.
Yeah.
It is cruel.
It's kind of like, it's dangling a carrot, you know?
Yeah.
So it's like a technological crisis, a spiritual crisis.
Like, these are important metrics.
Like, I guess materially, yeah, we should take into consideration that child mortality is lower.
And I think that that's a, that would be a good sign.
But I, I mean, I guess do you think that's still going to be the case in five years with,
I just saw a headline earlier this week that like five states or six states are ending all vaccination requirements for, for children?
I mean, it was like Idaho, Florida, you know, Tennessee, like I'm, I hope I'm getting, I hope I'm not libeling a state.
to get sued by a fucking governor or something.
State of Tennessee bringing sued against you for smirching Tennessee.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think that that's going to be the case for much longer.
So, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know how you...
I can't imagine that having a good effect on childhood mortality.
No, I...
No.
Just don't see that happening.
It's hard, dude, it's hard.
I mean, it's hard not to view it all as a liquidation project.
It is.
like it's just hard not to look at the arc of the last 10 or 15 years like we're actively
a Nazi state that is trying to make germ warfare on its population and then just direct
warfare on you know non-white members of that population and also it coinciding at a time with
you know a once-in-a-lifetime public health event well i mean once-in-a-lifetime doing a lot
work there but you know who knows when that's going to happen again and it just seems like
it's just hard not to view that as like trying to cull the herd or like you know trying to
you know diminish the numbers of the hoary masses who like in the back of their head won't all
these people responsible to die in pretty pretty gruesome fashion yeah i think that like a big
reason why you're seeing the like you're seeing the like you're seeing the
rise of an alternative health care infrastructure and alternative health care society or state
or whatever in parallel to the traditional one, right? The one that we've known for most of our
lives and our parents and grandparents have known that only really came into being in like
the 1920s or 30s or at least the beginnings of it and then like fully came into like an
industrialized form of it in the only as recently as the 70s and 80s. But like the failure
to extend that to the population at large,
both through the Clinton's failure
to do any kind of like universal health care reform in the 90s
and Obama's failure to do anything like that
and just these piecemeal handouts
to like the insurance industry
is the reason why you have created
a political space, a political opening
for the rise of an alternative health care society, right?
And like that's why, I mean, yes,
I think some of these people do want to do mass culling, mass eliminationist genocide like Stephen Miller.
But I think that there's another aspect of it that is also because liberals have failed comprehensively to confront the profit motive.
I mean, how many years are we going to have we said this on this program?
It's been the whole fucking point of this program, trying to tell people about the perils of capitalism and how it's slowly killing us all.
but it's just you can you can make all the reforms you want to and those are good like i'm not against
like reformism or anything like that stuff that's good but they can't hold it's just like like
losing 40 pounds and putting it all back on like i've done nine times yeah it's like it's just
it's just like it can't hold forever like that and and and yeah until you address the profit motive
and like yeah and and and and and you there's just like like like you're just like like
none of this stuff is going to stick, you know.
Do you remember the moment in the early pandemic?
I want to say April or May, really it had become apparent by the end of 2020 by December.
And by the time you had like Omicron 21, 22, like it had real, I mean, it was just blatantly obvious.
But do you remember the sensation of watching the healthcare system kind of bend under the weight of like there was a public?
health crisis you had a public health infrastructure that had been so
deracinated and stripped down for parts and like watching it try to it was like I don't know
it was like watching uh fucking like uh hurt you know I don't know you had you had doctors
going to the broom closet and killing themselves yeah exactly right but that kind of shit like
nurses doing shit like that you know what I mean like it just like the yeah and even just like mass
death just constantly for several months.
Well, and even just like, I remember in Whitesburg, like the public health department,
like trying its best to like talk about like masking and social distancing and like doing
public health awareness campaigns and just watching in real time these, you know, forms of
what we would consider to be fundamental pillars of a healthy society just buckle, right?
under the stress they didn't all collapse they're all still there but like they are under
they're kind of collapsing under the weight of their own contradiction of using the profit motive
as a engine for keeping it alive and again it's also under attack though from what i'm saying
is an alternative health care society or or infrastructure best represented by rfk junior
A man who I learned over the past week, and I won't say who told me this, who as a child harpooned his best friend in the ass and he had to have emergency surgery and then burned down a dock in Hyannisport because nobody was paying attention to him enough.
What the fuck?
I'll tell you more about that offline.
Well, on that note, Christoph writes here, another area that inspires me with its progress is clean energy.
climate change is still an enormous challenge
but energy economics have turned upside down
and now offer a path forward if we are willing to take it
my old college buddy Bill McKibbin
who perhaps has done more than anyone else to raise alarms
about climate change and who often as a result
sounded rather bleak is now surprisingly upbeat
dude this is all cope
Bill McKibbon is upbeat I think it's all cope
I really do I think that the I think that the elites
have given up on trying like I think
there was a moment where solar energy
and alternative energies were cheaper
especially under Biden
they were trying the IRA stuff
the
inflation reduction act you know what I mean
like they were trying to make it cheaper
ever since Trump has come back in
it's like not even remotely profitable
to be doing again
this is all run on the profit motive
what the fuck you think is going to happen
well did you saw I mean we talked about this
maybe a couple weeks ago or something but
in the late Biden era
Ford opened up EV plants in Michigan
and Kentucky, like that was one of Bashir's signature things
because they were going to manufacture like the Lightning F-150
and it's like electric or whatever here.
Yeah.
I think the same thing in Michigan.
And Ford announced a couple weeks ago they're shuddering both of those plants
and they basically just got them both built.
Holy shit.
Well, there you go.
I mean, and even then, like, EVs is a marker of, like,
movement on climate change is extremely bleak.
We know how much, like, carbon goes into a fucking,
And not only the construction of a plant, but even just an EV car, you know what I'm saying?
Like a lot of oils and, you know, polymers and carbon goes into an EV car.
Not to mention, like, it's powered off of energy that comes from some extractive resource, probably.
I mean, maybe you could say wind and solar if you're in, like, California or New Mexico or Texas or something, but not here in Kentucky.
We don't have sun.
We have wind, but I don't think you can really do much with the wind-powered car.
The wind-powered car.
It should be a big fan.
It looked like one of those, like, little boats that take you on the Bayou Tours in Louisiana.
That would be tight if we had those, but we had, like, Bayou taxi drivers.
We need to build canals.
We need to replace our interstates with just canals and give everybody, like, boats.
Oh, dude.
You know I'm all about that.
I've been saying that for years.
I'm all about that.
In his terrific new book,
Here Comes the Sun about the Revolution of Solar Energy.
Bill acknowledges all the challenges,
but adds,
we're also potentially on the edge
of one of those rare
and enormous transformations in human history.
Something akin to the moment
a few hundred years ago
when we learned to burn coal and gas and oil
triggering the Industrial Revolution
and hence modernity.
Bill McKibbin is not anti-capitalist, correct?
I don't think so
So for that reason
I think this is cope
I think that like
I just I don't
I don't agree
I don't I do not think
that you can get green energy
through market incentives
I think we've tried it
I think we're still trying it
I think if it was going to work
it would have worked by this point
Would it work 20 years ago
It would work 15 years ago
It would work yeah
There's nothing that I can see now
That suggests like oh yeah
there's a boom a booming green energy coming yeah also like bill macibbin is kind of old right
like he's probably like getting towards the end of his life and is like oh he's 65 he's not that
old sorry dude sorry sorry sorry i'm just like a part of that also probably is him taking into
account his own legacy i just i think it's cope i could be wrong i don't know um it took 68 years
from the invention of the solar cell in
1954 to install the first
terawatt of solar power on the planet in
2002. It took two years to get the second.
This is because solar is increasingly
cheap and simple. Balcony solar systems are
common in parts of Europe. Because batteries
are making immense strides. Okay, like, sure.
But you're not taking into
account the U.S.
death drive. The American death
drive? Like, you could...
Look, we... In Kentucky,
we used to have it to where you could
build solar panels on your house and then
sell the surplus back to the utility.
Then they passed a law saying you can't do that because we're committed to death here.
We, everybody must die.
It's an affront to the, the remnants of the coal industry.
Yeah.
And also that goes to like, think about like AI and the Trump administration banning states from
regulating it.
We're committed to death here, brother.
Like this is the death drive.
What are you talking about it?
There's one thing.
It's the profit motive and the death drive.
living in concert
Will the U.S. have the savvy
to embrace these technologies
and help avert a climate disaster?
I don't know, but a decade ago
it was hard to see how we couldn't cook our planet
while now there's a ray of hope.
Dog, I got to say, as someone who's been
on the environmental
left for 15 years now,
I think there was more hope
10 years ago, personally.
I genuinely do. I feel like
I was so, I was on hopium so bad.
You know, I was talking about like Elon Musk's
like grid scale batteries and
shit. Like I was on some fucking opium 10 years
ago. Most of us were. And you didn't know that
the bulk of his outfit
was going to be a flamethrower and a
child porn generating
AI.
And to illustrate how
it further degenerated that is,
you know, people listen to this show. No, I was
employed with the Sierra Club for 10
years and on the NGO
left, environmental
left,
the infighting was about things like,
the CEO of Sierra Club
given a guy
a make work job
who was previously best known
as directing
as being a director
of
softcore
like Girls Gone Wild style
porn for the Playboy
channel
yeah
just to give you
an anecdote
or an example
of how
kind of cynical
and
and just
defeated
the environmental
left has become
in the last five years.
In my opinion, that's just from what I've witnessed.
I mean, and this is, yeah, not even just to use Sierra Club as an example and not just
to use, like, our own personal lives from 10 years as an example.
I've just seen even local groups who are once more focused on environmental issues
completely give up and switch to more, like, immigration, civil rights issues or whatever,
which are, you know, those are all good things to focus on.
but I guess I have seen a widespread kind of sense of defeat and resignation on the climate question from the left.
So just like I said, like the last five years, really, I think that that's really kind of, I think since COVID.
Because in my opinion, I was way more optimistic about the climate change question 10 years ago.
I thought like, oh, yeah.
I remember you texting me about the Tesla batteries.
And I thought, man, that's good.
Yeah, exactly.
that gave me something to hold on for two for a little while so i think this is cope from them
i don't think there's any sign that there's a ray of hope now i think it's way more bleak now than it
was 10 years ago um then again it could mean we're nearing the end of a period where um
you know that resignation ends right like we could be nearing the end of a period where like
we puncture back through to caring about these things.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe it is one thing.
Maybe the, but if the source of your hope is the idea that people are going to get
burnout on Trumpism and swing back to caring about these things, like, that's, I wouldn't
say that in and of itself is cause for hope.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, and certainly, like, again, I think a lot of the left has kind of backed away from
any talk about climate change.
And on a certain level, you can't really blame them because I think the voting public gets a little scared by that because it's like, well, what am I going to do about it?
There's nothing I can do individually about it.
It's like, you know, corporations burning fossil fuels and all this stuff.
And so I kind of get that because it makes the problem seem so large.
There's nothing we can do to stop it.
But also at the same time, it's like kind of the ecological contradiction of our times.
So you can't really ignore it.
I think it has a lot to do with what's going on in the Middle East and our relationship with Israel and the Saudi states, right?
Like, I don't, I think that, like, the Middle East is being remade primarily because the Saudi states have kind of hit a peak oil of their own and are trying to, you know, re-triangulate their relations with various people in the region.
It's crazy, like the strides that they're making, too, because it's like,
When I was the last couple of days over the weird period between Christmas and New Year's,
I finally watched the F-1 movie.
And, like, there's just like- Oh, yeah, interesting.
I've got to watch it yet.
Like, banners for Aramcoe, like, on the tracks.
And, like, they're, like, shaking hands with Emirates and stuff like that.
Like, all those Gulf states that, you know, still have slavery and stuff.
Like, have really sort of made strides in the public eye by just their, like, mass takeover.
of like sports and sports media worldwide,
not just here, you know,
where they've taken the golf tour and all this stuff,
but, you know, sports that are like more popular in Europe and stuff,
like F1 and tennis increasingly.
There's a new master series tennis tournament being held,
and yeah, you guessed it, Saudi Arabia.
You can you imagine, this is a funny thing.
Like, you look at the cities where, like, the biggest tennis tournaments are played,
and it's like, you know, New York.
City, Paris, Melbourne, Australia, London, England, Shanghai, Madrid, all these, like, urban places.
Then right at the bottom, it's like Cincinnati and Riyadh.
That's God intended, perhaps.
I'm sorry for blanketing all the Gulf states is Saudi states.
I don't know why I said that.
I meant Gulf states.
I said Saudi states.
There's only one Saudi state.
There's only one Saudi state, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
I'm stupid.
All right, so, Christoph, so there you have it.
This wasn't the best year in human history.
So much went wrong.
So many lives lost needlessly from Gaza to Sudan to Ukraine.
I mean, it's bearing the lead a little bit.
There was a genocide in at least two of those.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So much betrayal of our own values here in America.
but still measured by child mortality, education, nutrition, or women's rights,
we humans are probably in the best decade in the past 300 years.
300,000 years.
Okay, the best decade in the past 300,000 years.
That's a funny statement to make because 300,000 years ago,
they didn't have decades.
There was no concept of a calendar.
Can you imagine just having the audacity to say that in an age where, like,
Palestinian people and Sudanese people are, like,
literally in danger of, you know, extinction and not, you know, and then just be like, well,
but guess what, though? We trimmed childhood mortality down a little bit.
Well, speaking of, yeah, Sudan and Gaza, like both results of the U.S. relationship with the
colonial interest there, whether it's UAE funding the genocide in Sudan or Israel doing the
genocide in Gaza.
I mean, I can't.
Dude, the guy, the, this,
does he literally think that there was like,
because you know how we have like the 80s?
Like, the 80s was a crazy decade.
Gordon Gecko, a hair metal,
the new wave, you know what I mean?
Like, and then the 70s like,
Led Zeppelin, Jimmy,
you know, Bob Dylan's Christian era.
What?
Bob, that's a stite secret.
I mean, like, does he think that, like, the concept of decades held, like, 100,000 years?
Like, during the Bronze Age?
Like, where they had been, like, we probably didn't know that 10 years ago.
Clingrical.
He's so fucking stupid, dude.
Plus, we can glimpse a path forward that would leave Earth worth bequeathing to babies born today.
So, we all need a bit of reassurance.
So take a nanosecond to commit.
commemorate our good fortune in living together in one of the best times ever to be a human being.
Now onward to now onward so we can try to do better in 2026.
That's how he wrapped that up.
With onward.
He probably got paid $10,000.
He got paid $10,000 for that probably.
Oh, my God.
I want that single goddamn dumbass.
I won't be a guy that has a job like Ryan Seacrest or Mel Copper Jr. where I work
one day a year, or one of these columnists that just write fluff and get like fucking 1970s
Esquire style rates for it or something, in an expense account.
Dude, a columnist in the New York Times who makes six figures a year said that we're living
in the best decade in the last 300,000 years.
Oh, my God, baby.
Like, the concept of a decade probably didn't even emerge to, like, the mom.
fucking, like, I don't know, like 10th century or something.
I don't fucking, you know what I'm saying?
It seems like, it seems like that's a 20th century adventure.
I don't know.
I feel like even in the 19th century, they didn't say,
back in the 60s, the 1860s.
I could be wrong.
I don't know.
Hard to see.
I don't know.
I was watching Shogun and one of the Portuguese guys said it's back in the 90s.
He was talking about the 1590s.
So maybe it has been around a while.
Then again, it's a TV show.
It's a TV.
show on Hulu. I bet it's been around for about
a thousand years, but... Back in the
1590s, man, where
life was free and the loving was
easy, man.
Back before the music died.
Yeah, back before the music died.
Yeah.
These aren't your... This isn't your
parents' 1610s.
Well, to fully put a bow on it...
Okay. Yes.
Comparatively speaking,
um, maybe unlike
mortality rates, uh, women's
rights um that's probably the only two things yes we're living in a better world in 2025 than we
did we're in like 19 women can vote i'll be um that doesn't seem to matter anymore but like like
we have made we have made some yeah right yeah some progress but man that's a hell of a thing to say
in light of i feel like like every day i see like biblical prophecy being fulfilled and you still
have guys taking money to say everything's great actually
even bill mckevin they got to macabin they got to him bro i mean i'm not like saying that like
we're all doomed we should all fucking kill ourselves but um the editorial line of this podcast is still
the same as it was uh eight years ago which is that um unless you end capitalism which yes
is not just as simple as like saying let's end it tomorrow let's put the bit let's push the big red
socialism button but like regardless however it is ended unless you end it you will be facing
extinction of probably upwards of 75% of the global population um and so i just uh that's not
doomer uh that's just that's just facts i have a pretty good like i have a pretty i i i still i'll hold out
hope that it's possible.
Dude, the pendulum swings to the left.
It happens. It's not happened
in almost 100 years, but it does
happen. Yeah, that's
true. It is true. It's like,
we can hold out hope, but that hope remains
abstract for the moment. Like, there's no
evidence that we can see it happen, but that's
like, you know, that's part of it.
You know.
Yeah. So I am hopeful, but
I just don't see any reason for hope
right now. That could
pop up any day.
You know, when the, one of those Nepalese guys were chasing the finance minister down the river and whipping him with a cat of nautails, that was a reason.
That was a glimpse of hope.
That was tight.
The Yemenis.
Yeah.
The Houthis, like the Houthis, like that's tight.
Obviously, the Palestinian resistance, Hamas, red triangles.
All tight.
all dude here's one here's one uh there were like 26 suicides of idf soldiers in 2025 it's like
the highest number ever recorded i mean that's progress that's good that's progress i was
read this stuff about like how the masad had hired former s s officers you know about like all this
stuff wouldn't surprise me like including including the guy that engineered like the gas chambers
like was a key figure in engineering the gas chambers they hired him
to do what
I'm not sure he they just
he was in the employee of the Mossad at one point
well
the
I mean it makes sense because
Netanyahu as well as probably upwards of
97% of the Israeli public thinks that
Hitler was only talked into doing the Holocaust
by a Muslim
imam
so in their minds there's only in their minds like the Nazis weren't that bad compared to mussels
yeah when Hitler was in jail and converted to political Islam that's when it really started going
downhill exactly that's what happened yeah after the beer hall putch when he was in jail
they joined in oh yeah yeah yeah
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pretty good in my opinion
people
people aren't as
people aren't commenting as much as they were
when Tom was pissing everyone off
which
I am a little disappointed
in but I wish people would
I wish I would log in and see 300 comments
yeah
but
maybe that's a good thing
maybe that means that people are
digesting and absorbing
rather than reacting
that's true
That's true.
So who knows?
Gender reaction in people, so.
Well, reaction is good for the bottom line, though, brother.
That's true.
That's how engagement goes up, man, and we get more money.
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