Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 447: The Prophet And The Interpreter

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

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Yeah, we do. Are we rolling? We're rolling. I have a couple of statements, maybe a question for it. All right. I've reached 2019 levels of lib hate for the MAGA movement. Maybe 2016 levels. Tell me more.

I was sitting in a Mexican restaurant the other day. And it was one of those things where the tables are kind of connected. Yeah. You know what I mean? there was a couple probably in the early 50s nestled up and they fit the, I mean, they, you know a tree by the fruit at bears and they had the sort of MAGA uniform on, you know, like Trump gear, you know, whatever. Mm-hmm.

Some ostentatiously orthotic shoes. And they were huddled up around an iPad that was also stressing me out because I glanced over and it was hovering at 14%. and they're watching videos so I was like that's not going to last long they're watching videos on an iPad at a Mexican restaurant at Mexican restaurant

and they were watching the Melania movie and I thought to myself but dude here's the other thing too they were so they were spreading out like they brought some of their own treats like they were like waiting for their food to come but they were eating like Dubai chocolate

they were treating it like dude are you what the fuck And I was just like, this is just a very poor choice they're making right now. Like the one guy had his orthotic shoes, he took his shoes off. I couldn't make sense of it. They made themselves at home. They brought their living room to a Mexican restaurant.

That actually kind of tracks. It's kind of like a good allegory. Really, for like America and Mexico colonialism. They brought sand to the beach or something like that. Yeah, but it's like they taken over Mexico, man. that is true they're trying to colonize Mexican-American establishment this ticker stuff

that is that's the other audacious selven of this that didn't click to me it's like you all have just been fucking slapping your knee like a fucking seal at these people getting deported and fucking terrorizing everything else and just gonna roll in there and make yourself a fucking home kind of tracks but also too

I was just more the Melania movie that is crazy dude what would have been an acceptable movie. Phantom Menace? That would have been tight if they were watching the Phantom Minutes.

They were watching pod racing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of George Luke, like, Star Wars. I love potter racing. I would have found that more acceptable orders of magnitude.

But they came into a Mexican restaurant. It kind of made me think they were kind of doing that on purpose. Oh, yeah, because they want people to notice. It's ostentatious.

It's like, it's kind of like when there's a buzz fuck you don't know what the fuck a buzz is yeah I know what a buzz is I've had a buzzet it it's your mic horn

it's good just hold it from the base hold always hold it from the base okay it's good it's like when people there's this meme about performative reading about how people read performatively on the subway I don't know anything about that because I don't live in a place

where people read performatively Or read Or read at all. Yeah. Or have subways. But that's, it's like at a sub, at a subway. Like a restaurant. Like a restaurant.

Like a sandwich and pouring. Sandwich and pouring. But that's the Kentucky version. Watching Melania. Because they want people to see it and they want people to get pissed off. It's like a triggering the lips thing. Are they just going to Mexican restaurants specifically and being obnoxious? Well, yeah.

Their children, they like to. to get a rise out of people. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah, that is true. You know? So there was that.

This is just a couple things that made me mad in the last couple days. What else has made you mad at the 250th anniversary? Of America. Yeah. Like that? Because have you been following that whole saga? Well, yeah. And I heard somebody said Trump's not been seen for eight days.

Really? Yeah, they said they're speculating he's had another stroke. Hmm. Can he I mean I don't wish this on normal people Both him

I think it's like You know warranted But could he just go ahead And like get those Full John Federman Brain damage thing So there could be no pretense

Of him being fit to Well I mean The thing is though Is it didn't work With John Federman He's still in office So people still think He's good enough to

Yeah but have you heard him like Anyway I don't get into that Because I've Have I heard John Federman talk Like you know Like the whole his whole thing he does.

His whole thing he does. Zionism? Zionism? A Trump, a stroke could, what if it changed Trump for the better, it was his face turn? What if it was like, I love everybody now.

What if it might have him come? He's like, instead of a UFC fight on the lawn, we're gonna have a hug. Instead of a slap, a slap fight, we're gonna have an Easter egg. We're gonna have a Easter egg. a hug fight. We're gonna hug each other.

No slap fight's kissing on the cheek. Just a little kiss. Kissing. The base would be pissed. They'd be like, no. No. I don't know though, dude. Like, is the cruelty, the kind of the attraction

for the MAGA movement? Or are they just, whatever direction Donald Trump's leading them, that's where they're going. I think whatever direction Donald Trump leads them, they would go for it. Like, they would go for full communism if he was going that direction. Yeah, they would.

They would go for slap or kissing and hugging on the White House lawn. Anything. They would be having gay sex on the lawn. They would be one million.

Hey, get the fucking. Look, I'm not convinced. I just say that as a nod to pride, you know. What? It is Pride Month. You're right.

That's why I said they should be having gay sex on the White House lawn instead of UFC five. Which, Oh, I see. There's only three feet of difference between the two feet. That is. You're right.

It's not that difference. It's not that wide. I'm wrong about a lot these days, or I'm at least not as confident as I used to be about my ability to know what's going on in the world. I'm not talking about my ability to have gay. About my ability. I checked in with myself on that front. To have sex with a man. To have sex with another man.

But I will say I'm completely confident. that if Trump said, we're having gay sex on the White House lawn and peace and love and the world is beautiful. Easter egg hunt to follow. The entire cult would be like, yes, sir.

That's exactly what we want to do, sir. It's like that meme TV meme that's like, you know, sodomy for the sake of jihad is okay. Yes. Which is obviously a clownish thing that the Israelis are behind in that case. But in Trump's case, it's like,

Gay sex for the Casamaga. That would rock. That's fine. Yeah, they would do it, dude. It is, I kind of pose this question to Daniel Boguslaw, but, I mean, it is crazy to me that, like, American politics has never seen a full-blown cult, genuinely. Never. What do you think the closest thing would have been? FDR, maybe?

Typikin and Tyler, too. Typic, Tiber Tiber, yeah. People are, yeah The cult like following The cult like following William Henry Harrison Yeah, that was pretty crazy Short-lived

But great But the fervor was there No, we haven't I don't think we've had one And even with FDR I don't even really know If it was like that Pronounced like

Speaking of gay things in FDR What did they used to call it When they would dress little boys up Like girls Like FDR famously Mm-hmm. Is that like frauding? Look it up.

Or frotting something else. Yeah. No, I think frotting is when you like... Is that what Mormons do when they... Frauding, I think, is a sex thing. Fraudage, I think is like... Oh, frotting is rubbing, holding, masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Yeah.

Usually both men stand or lie down facing each other. Yeah. So that the undersides of both penises... Ooh. This sounds kind of fun. You put penis... Honestly. It's like

It does, it does objectively feel good To rub the underside of your penis against something Yeah, that's true Now it doesn't have to be another penis But this month it certainly can be This month it certainly can be The thing I know about fraudage Is that when I was in college

And I would have a risky, do a risky sex act I'd immediately go look up this guy named Bob Frasino, RIP, Dot. You saved me a lot of anxiety over the years. But he was like this gay HIV positive doctor that had like a blog that was like basically just giving people

hypochondriacs usually, the straight dope on like their risk level for certain sex acts. Dr. Bob, I owe you a great debt. And I hope that you're resting well on the other side. You saved my mind so many times from collapse, but

I accidentally clicked. Yeah, that's I accidentally clicked on an article about fraudage and could you contract SDDs from fraudage. Wait, what is fraudage? What comes out of your penis when you're rubbing it together, I guess? Frotage refers to the technique of creating a designer artwork

by placing paper over a textured object and rubbing it with a pencil, crown, or other medium. It can also refer to non-penetrative sexual rubbing. I wonder if they, you know, You got the term from the art technique because the art technique does involve rubbing a pencil over... They're like, we're rubbing our pencils together. Yeah, it seems like maybe a long time ago you'd call your...

Yeah, your pecker. Get me getting your pencil wet? Uh-huh. Wait, so what was the other thing that you said was making you become... Holes a hole. Every cat's gray in the dark. So was every cock. Um, wait, so you, you, you thought you could get an SDD from fraudage? No, I just, that was one of the things he had spoke, because when you open the page, it would just have,

you probably can get some SDDs from prodig. I bet you could. They would just have the top five things that was, I was like, Frodge, I don't even know what that is. Mm-hmm. So I had to look and see what it was. Mm-hmm. And, uh, the other one was, um, I remember that some of these were funny. They're, a guy would just ask like a wholly implausible.

Like, what's my risk of contracting HIV from wrapping my dick in saran wrap it in a massage parlor worker's mouth? I knew a guy who did that one time. The saran wrap. The saran wrap in a pinch. Yeah, a saran wrap in a pinch. Yeah. Like, that's crazy.

I mean, you know, we used to work, we used to have to shrink wrap these big. pallets of blast sand. Big palettes of... These big pallets of penis. Yeah. And you just put it on this like little spinning pedestal and you hold the shrink wrap.

Was this at UPS? No, this is back in southwest. Was it? UPS or UPS you weren't. Yeah, this is not UPS, so we weren't shipping abrasives blasting sands. Well, famously, I think you can't because they ask you if, when you drop something off,

they're anything... Is there? Silica dust in here? Can you get silicases? I've always thought it was funny. It's like, we're going to take you on your word here. It's the honorism at UPS. Yeah.

But yeah, you guess you shrink, it's like shrimp wrapping your peanuts. Yeah. I guess. I wonder what the efficacy is. I don't, to me, the saran wrap method was,

kind of stressed me out because it's like, I got a lot of extra baggage and it's probably like, there's probably no room. Get no room. Seems like you get to easily tear. Mm-hmm.

Not me, but not. What do you think that most condoms in a person's ever worn while having sex? Well, I remember there was a fashion that Paul Wall started in the Med Otts about double bagging. I remember that, too. It prompted the head of Trojan to come out, make a statement saying that our product is designed to protect you just one at a time. And in actuality... Why did he do that? Because it seems like he'd sell more condoms if we were double bagging.

Maybe it was a marketing thing. He shouldn't have done that. He shouldn't have done that. He should have been like, yeah, you should put at least... Well, he said the risk of friction and breakings actually. greater if you wear two condoms. Oh. So.

So what is that, is that the case if you just... That's back when there was a little consumer protection for the consumer. Now, they'd just be like, no, wear four of them. Why don't Mormons just put on like eight condoms?

That's basically not sex at that point. Put on eight condoms. Put it in a vagina. It's barely sex at one. That's got on. That's... That could create so much. friction, no, you could start like a friction fire.

Yeah. Like Mormons are lighting their girlfriends on fire accidentally. I meant to soak, but I accidentally inflamed. Yeah, I'm going to put on eight condoms and then insert it and then have my friend jump up and down on the bed. That's a fire hazard. You know, you know, you know, well, the friend that, you know, augments the soaking, a bit of, you know, Bet's the soaking, you've got to be the biggest pervert in the world. Oh, he's got a boner for sure.

Yeah, it's like, oh, I get to watch two fans. Kind of not have sex, but dude, it's like this, okay? I'm just going to, I'll just say it because I don't really give a damn anymore. If you have to go to ridiculous lengths, like, you know how some Jewish people have the string to keep from working on the Sabbath and all that stuff? Or like when they have sex with a sheet between them? They cut a hole in the sheet? Yeah, if you have to invent what?

to circumvent the rule. Just don't have the rule? Just don't just... But here's my counter argument. The rule kind of makes more innovative, creative, um,

techniques. You're saying out of necessity comes innovation. And out of necessity comes innovation. I'm listening. It's like how the United States banned exports of Nvidia chips or whatever to China. And China was like, that's cool.

We don't want them anyway. We don't want them anyway. Since then they made that deep. deep seek thing that was even more powerful than our AI. That's a big move. So I'm saying like sometimes limitations and rules create more innovation. More opportunity to that. It's also the case for literature.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. I saw a thing going around top five American books. What American books you got novels. American books? Yeah. Must be American now. Is this the new Charlie XX album?

Top five American books. Oh, my God. What was it? It's like music, movies. Fashion film or something. Uh-huh. One of the top five American books? And your, but your objective opinion that you've enjoyed reading.

Little Red Barn. Babies love colors. See, these are new editions. I can't. Recent. Cat and a hat. Cat in a hat. The green eggs in a ham.

Hop on pop. Hop on pop. One fish, two fish. Blue fish. Yeah. This is all good stuff. Ten Twinkly stars. What do you think about Seuss?

Are you going to bravely tell your daughter at both sides that Seuss was also a terrible racist? Was he really a racist? Well, I would say. No, this is one of those things. I think you're getting them confused with Walt Disney and... Seuss had some retrograde drawings of Chinese people. Oh, did it? Look it up.

I believe you. Put in Suis racism. I put it in it. I believe you. I'm not looking at it up. I don't want to look at my phone anymore today. You know how like Lynch is becoming fashion views? I'm going to start referring to acts of racism as Suisse.

Donald Trump's... If I see racism but it's like a little weird, you know, I'm going to be like, Seussian. Donald Trump's comments today were... Seussian. Yeah. His everything's going to be all right. Don't worry about it.

There was another kid's author, though, who recently, they've done a play about him starring the guy, John Lithgow, playing. Who did James and the Giant Peach? Roald Dahl? Wasn't he? He would be another good candidate for a Dahlian. I can't tell. It doesn't row off the tongue. People say he's anti-Semitic, but it's like, was he, did he just not like Israel?

Or is it both? I don't know if the verdict's in on that. Perhaps somebody could chime in to the audience and let us know. I don't even give a fucking... It doesn't even matter. I don't care. I don't wear a doll lens on anything. Oh, man.

What was the other thing you said this got you got you mad about MAGA? Well, I'm... Listen, I've criticized some things. I feel like I'm coming off like a 19th century racist here. but stay with me okay the Catholics are filling themselves

way too much as they oh they got you kind of well I saw something going around and it was like you know tell me I'm not

I'm barely on Twitter there was a pendulum with something attached to it with some smoke billowing out of it and this was all probably going down in a place that's called

like the crucible or something and there's people in robes and they're like you know operating the pendulum and ducking and all this stuff and there's like all this smoke and all this sort of pageantry and all this stuff.

Dude, these motherfuckers get two good popes in a row and then they just want to take a victory lap on everybody. Like y'all didn't have a fucking rampant child sex scandal like less than a decade ago. You know what I mean? I'm with you. I'm with you. I mean,

their crimes are many. But also too. Also the whole colonialism thing of North America. Yeah. Like chill the fuck out. Okay. And there's no disrespect to Catholics. There's a lot of Catholics.

I got a lot of Catholics in my life I love, and I have great respect for the new Pope. Okay? Uh-huh. I appreciate what he's doing around AI warfare, speaking out. But here's where I start getting into the thing here that I don't like. It's like,

when they're out there and were like, yeah, Protestantism is just devoid of pageantry. It's like, motherfucker, you've never been to a Holy Ghostfield Pentecostal service where a guy with fucking on statins and a BMI, north of 50 is running on the tops of the pews and like speaking in a supernatural prayer language. Also, I would say... Any idiot can fucking don robes, but can you actually lose your mind for two hours a week? Also, the flip side of that, too, is that the lack of pageantry...

Okay, that is a kind of pageantry. But my... Be it casting out demons and getting filled with the spirit. Yeah, that's a kind of pageantry. That's another world. pageantry. But my take on this is that the lack of ritual

structure, pageantry um devout um you know artful worship all this stuff actually allows for a space where discussion

and testimonies can result in some of the funniest shit you've ever heard in your life. Yeah. Speaking of condoms. I mean, I've told this story a million times

on the show. It's my favorite story I've ever heard. On the show and on all other venues, but it is hurting here. I have to tell this

at every platform. But I'll just make it quick. No, I need the... During a testimony, I witnessed a individual... Because it's the thing. They don't have this shit in Catholic Church.

Do they have testimonies in Catholic Church? Do they let anybody from the church just come up and say some crazy shit? No. I don't think so. No.

I could be wrong. I've been to a few Catholic Masses. I've been to a few communions. I've been to a few masses. And don't get me wrong, I like the Catholic worship service. I just don't, I just want to just stop you when you think that, like, the Protestants just have vanilla existence. Oh, no, it's not vanilla. In fact, it's way weirder.

In fact, in a way, it's way weirder. It's both Susie and Lynchian. It is definitely Susian and. Yeah, I was at a Wednesday night youth group thing one time where this kid got up and was giving his testimony about how he had had premarital sex and as a symbolic renunciation of his premarital sexual activities. He burned a box of condoms. Now, I ask you, Fran, have you ever seen a box of condoms ritualistically burned in front of a condom? in front of a congregation. I'll ask you,

have you ever smelled a box of condoms ritual? I would assume you don't forget. And they had a kind of humor for a minute. Eventually they stepped. What did they say after he took that out of his pocket and lit it on fire? They eventually stepped in because it was a firehouse. Whoa. They kind of snapped out of the reverie.

The Sussian, the Lynchian, Sucyan. But that's not even, I've heard all kinds of crazy shit at these things. like the guy who told us he was masturbating to his friend's mothers and his friend's sisters like you don't part of it I realize now is like you all have never

I would surmise Catholics for all the you know showmanship and whatnot y'all never sat in a circle of your peers with your eyes closed and just disclosed your masturbatory fantasies to a group of your peers but also like a guy that's like

just a little too creepy that's also leading them? Yeah, dude. You know? Yeah, dude. Well, they do have that thing. They do have a guy that's a little too creepy leading things. They have that. That is kind of their whole thing.

Yeah, that is. But Protestantism creates a kind of democracy where anybody can tell their stories. Yeah. I love the testimony. I always loved the testimony. The testimony. To me, this is a constant in my life. To me, the testimonies is like woke.

Like, to me, they're both insanely funny. Because you'll hear the funniest shit in your life if you go to a youth group testimony thing. But you got to nod Augustly in there. It is, I understand, friend, it is a battle to masturbate to X strange thing. And in your mind, you just want to lose it. Oh, dude, one time, I think I've told this on the story before,

or on the show before, but I love this story because I think about this one all the time. this guy I was at a Wednesday night testimony thing a youth group testimony thing and this guy was talking about his struggles listening to Christian music and

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry he's like a rock guy and he's just like it's just that it sucks no no I got it wrong his struggles listening to secular music that was his sin and so he was going on and about

I can't give up Tom Petty he was going on about I love the Lord but he was going on about out like he had been buying all these tapes and CDs. This was probably in like 1999. So people were still buying cassette tapes. Or 2000, around the turn of the millennium.

I struggle with this. And he was buying a bunch of secular CDs and tapes. He's listening to Eminem and he was listening to Jay-Z and he was listening to... Are you misremembering my testimony? But also a lot of rock and roll, Alice in Chains, and Pearl Jam. And he, and then he's like, but then I started getting into Christian music and the youth pastor put, you know, he's like, but then I was at Hastings. Hastings was this like, I remember Hastings. This media store in Hobbs.

And so do you see these? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They also sell porn and we would dump dumpster dive and get porn out of the dumpster. That was when I was a little older. like 29 I was a legal age to view the content I definitely was it not

but and he was like he was like but then I was in Hastings recently and they had they had the new Metallica album I think it was St. Anger

and he was like I'm better sitting that one out and he was like and I bought it and the woman behind me like she was like older she was like a she goes oh His name, I don't want to say his name, so I'll just say his name was Jerry.

She goes, oh, Jerry. Like, underneath her breath. He bought him a child. Black he just confessed to like an affair on his wife or something. Yes, yes. You know, Christians don't even care about listening to secular music anymore. That's not even an issue. Do they not?

The Protestant thing. I mean, I think there's just not a big demarcation between CCM and secular music anymore. It's hard to say. I did listen, because there is a K. love channel here in Lexington. So bad there. There's a K-Love channel in the 80s frequencies, but there's one in like 95.1. And they play Gen Z type music.

Have you listened to it? Oh, huh? Like Christian music. Christian BTS stuff. Yeah, Christian music, I think, is having another round where they're trying to sound more secular. Because it fooled me for a minute. I was like, but then I was listening to the lyrics.

I was like, wait, what the fuck? This guy's like talking about being on his knees. the Lord and stuff. I was like, well, I mean... It's times like this that you understand when I came around the diplomats started saying pause and no homo. That's true.

I bet I could find that song for you. I wish there was a guy that was saying pause and no homo in Christian songs. That would be telling you. He's like, what if there's a Christian rapist? It's like, Lord, I got down on my knees for you last night, no homo.

Uh-huh. That would be pretty cool. Lord, Lord, use my mouth to Pause Get your message out This was it Okay, I didn't hear this part of it

If I would have heard this I would have been like, yeah This is definitely Christian It sounds like Some dumb shit you would hear on We've straighted so far This is You know what I'm saying?

See, that's very obviously like he's trying to we have Kanye to thank for this bullshit God that's true he empowered him didn't he yeah oh man so is that the other thing you were what the other acts you wanted

against Catholics with the Catholics saying Protestants just they don't understand this level and it's like brother I'm going to tell you something I had a couple in my church named Rodney and Sheila that were a prophet and an interpreter.

So one would, I think I've told this story too, but. There are a lot more prophets in Protestantism than there is Catholicism. Two to one. Two to one. And, well, they got the saints thing, which is a vestigial organ of polytheism. Well, I've said this before, but even going farther than that, it's not even just that. It's more like it's world building. Yeah, yeah.

It's like they, like, that's like I've said before, like, in the 16th century, you didn't have Game of Thrones. You couldn't, like, get on Wiki, Star Wars Wiki and read about, like, Count Duku. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be like, oh, I'll just read about the Saints. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that was your world. You made your own fun at church. You made your own fun.

That was, like, your escape is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, we had people, we had a couple that, Rodney and Sheila, and Sheila would stand up on the pew and start speaking in tongues. and then Rodney would stand up beside her in a show of unity and start giving the interpretation. It's very sweet of him. Dude, it was like they had like a whole thing going. Later they became swingers. They'd come in Summit City all the time.

Still teamwork. I think I remember that. They would come in Summit City all the time and do the whole, we noticed your vibe from across the room. They try to take Roxy home a few times. I right. It is kind of, that makes sense. And that's the trajectory when you think about it. Yeah.

it's like, well, we can use our powers for good or evil. And it's hard to say which one of those is good and evil, I guess. In any case, you don't see that shit in the Catholician. I'm not aware. I do remember being on Twitter about a month or two ago, and I think the algorithm is trying to intentionally feed me that kind of stuff. Sort of like when I was single. Profit and prophetess?

I think that, no. Or like trying to get you mad. trying to get me mad. I think there is a certain kind of algorithm. I don't know. There's got to be a name for this. But there's a certain kind of algorithm that you get when, for example,

when I was single, like, two years ago, I was always getting, like, posts from people making fun of balding men. And I was kind of like self-conscious. I was trying to pick on your... Yeah, on my insecurities. It's like they know you're insecure. from the data they've harvested for you.

And they feed you your ongoing content to make you more insecure. But I think this is a variation of that. They're feeding you pro-Catholicism and content to piss you off. It's kind of... I hadn't really been pissed off by it, really. I was like, like, I support the new Pope. Like, I like what he's saying, you know, all that kind of stuff. I'm just saying, like, but, like, you don't need to be all high and mighty about it

because you all were, like, hiding abut. had an abuser's like three years ago. I'm with you. It's just like, come on, guys. Let's get a sense of perspective. Yeah, and I am not saying that stuff doesn't go on in the Protestant churches either. I'm just saying, like, you know, you're not.

They're like, there's a new vanguard, and it starts in the Catholic church. Who would have thought? I'm like, shut the fuck up. It's funny of the things you cared about. Like, I don't even give a shit anymore than I'm balding, you know? don't even,

don't even cook care less. Well, when I was single and I felt like a broke dick

motherfucker and I thought nobody wanted me then I was like, oh man, I'm losing my hair. Oh man, I'm never going to be,

I'm never going to be desirable. I'm never going to be virile. I'm never going to be virile. I'll probably pass this on to my own son and he won't be virile either and the blood bottle dial. Yep,

that was what I was thinking. I spent a lot of time as a young man and anxious about penis eyes. Yeah, I did too. But I called out to the Lord about it one time. What did he say? You know the scripture in the Bible about,

I figured what king it was, but like God says, get your affairs in order, like you're getting ready to die or whatever, and he calls out to him and says, give him 10 more years. I called out to, I remember calling out to God when I was in middle school.

Jesus. Because like, but what it was was all my friends had like pit hair and shit at the time. So this was mostly their penises were growing

but I was still like I was like a year behind them. This came from the locker room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, damn, when's that going to happen for me?

You know? By the way, on this episode, we have gone through at least four of your separate neuroses. I'm loving this because it means

that I don't have to talk about myself. But this is a Tom sex and neurosis. AIDS, hypochondria, anti-protastant hysteria.

Old school, old school racism against Catholics and Jews. Penis size. This is, I'm loving it. I'm loving every minute. I got a little sports and rap talk coming up, put a bow on it.

So, I did, I called out to him. And in a fashion that was like, almost like the meme, Lord, I see what you've done for others. And I think I was like, I was like, because my buddy Turk had a huge cock at an early age. Oh, yeah. I was like, I see what you've done for Turk, Lord.

At this age, I didn't even have a reference or a reason to know why that was a good thing. I wasn't even having the semblance of sex until I was like 18. Oh, dude. So when I was like 15, like if I saw a monster penis, I was probably like, well, that's cool. Good for you, buddy. I'm sure that's for me one day. I don't care right now because I'm not even girls.

I was like, I don't even have a reference for why that's a good or bet. But I did. I called out to it. By the way, I don't have a small penis. I mean either. But the thing is, the thing is, is like, and it's fine, too. Okay. So, yeah, I called out, I called out, people have called out to the heavens for generations.

They've called out to Jehovah God for a number of things. Lord, give me 10 more years of life. I can't, I'm not ready to go out. I don't have my affairs in order. Let me find love. Lord, let me find love. Lord, part this sea. Lord, give me, Lord, give me the chief of all Cox.

And I'll rule benevolently with it. Well, the Lord didn't exactly bestow me with that. But that's fine because he gives his toughest battles to his strong warrior. That's true. So he knew I could handle the cudgel that comes with all that. A slightly less than massive car. Just slightly less than massive. Slightly.

That's just, you know. Wouldn't have been fair if you'd be the biggest. That's true. But I did, man. I called out to the living God for bigger penis. Yeah. I don't remember what I... I don't remember the complaints and request I have lodged with the big man.

When I was a kid, I used to think that when you got to heaven, dude, this is how much of a fucking autist nerd I was. When I was a kid, I literally thought when you die and you go to heaven, like, they'll have a printout of all the things you did. Like, oh, you walked three billion students. steps and 7 million miles. You paid just like your Apple Watch stats. You wouldn't your Apple Watch stats.

Why did you think that? That's what I thought heaven was. They would show you all the things. Show your lifetime stats. All the things you did. Tom, you told 12,633 lies. Shit.

How'd even make it in? You peed 80,000 million times, 20 million gallons of pee. Like, what did I think? Like, I was going to read all these stats and then be like, I'm still curious. why you thought that you got your lifetime report. Well,

like I said, 78 million. Literally, I thought it was like that. Yeah. I thought that's what it was. Like, that was heaven to you.

You breathed. Getting your analytics report was heaven. That was heaven to me. I'm telling you. There's a young autists. It's kind of an interesting thing I think about. And I'm sure there's some sort of weird guy that's like, you know, saved all of his piss and some big thing and just,

weighing it and he's like I pissed this much of mine yeah he couldn't probably do that as a baby maybe it's because I read those like Guinness book or World Records books when I was like a kid that was big when we were kids they were like shiny yeah and you're all the time trying to think how can I how can I get a record

in there that nobody's even thinking about you know like that guy Big John that does the restaurants the English guy how he got in there the other day for naming like 40 menu items off a Chinese menu in less than a minute something dumb like that

you know what I mean I'm not aware yeah that's pretty good so I was always thinking I thought my angle was holding my breath underwater yeah I thought I didn't didn't really know what I was competing against

and later I learned that like people have held the breath for like 16 minutes and stuff like that yeah you could do that I only got to I think a little under two which I thought I was like man I got to be getting close to the record of this that's pretty good I think I've got like 20 seconds I've no longer 20 seconds

and that's it Uh huh So I thought you were gonna be pissed About the America's 250th anniversary I heard David from on NPR yesterday Is he mad about it?

He was bitching about it He said He said We got He's like If he wouldn't have champion the Iraq war We might have got a stay of execution on that day We might have been felt a little bit better about it

It is very Very funny that I'm not trying to be smart To these artists However, C&C Music Factory still playing. C&C Music Factory, young MC. I followed a beef about a C&C Music Factory. A beef?

Yeah, apparently the guy that's performing under C&C Music Factory was just an affiliate. Oh, interesting. I forget this. Kind of like how the guy in Whitesburg would get like the backup keyboardist to Thin Lizzie to play in Weitzburg under the name of Thin Lizzie. Kind of like that, but I think this would be more akin to like if Cabell Apodana or a Wu-Tang affiliate was touring as Wu-Tang. As Wu-Tang, yeah. Yeah. Interesting.

But the guy, one of the C's in C&C Music Factory, one guy's last name was Cole, another guy's name I forget, but like he gets on Facebook and he only had like eight likes. So it's like the guy. Yeah. He was like, when I founded C&C Music Factory, we founded it with people dancing and having a good time in mind. So-and-so is a total imposter. and da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

And I was like, man, I haven't thought about C&C Music Factory since I was like, eight likes. Well, that goes to show you how, like, broke dick washed up these artists are that they're getting. Like, young MC, bust a move. I think they got milly-vanilly. All these artists dropped out. Yeah. So not only did they get, like, washed up, busted artists from the 80s and 90s,

90% of them have dropped out. As the head of the Morehead State University Hip-Hop Congress, I won't have to take you a task for this merchant. but the others fair game hold her from the base dude I think

we're good though what was the what was that CNC music record Jesus move okay so David Frum was pissed off he was like

we should be celebrating America's progress in technological innovation we need to have Taylor Swift performing to two million AI robots. It's like, like,

no, I think we deserve a CNC music factory. I think we deserve, like, we deserve the bill we got. We deserve the bill we got, is kid rock performing there?

I don't think so. Like, no, he's too. Yeah. I think they're trying to capture, like, 250 years of American culture. A certain kind of

American idea. Yeah. Well, you've said it before. Trump's kind of stuck in the 80s. I'm curious, the rationale, like, you know, oh, you know Trump, because it's kind of culturally gay, a little bit, CNC Music Factory. He was like, let's get C&C Music Factory. Yeah.

Milly Vanilla. Milly had the lip-sinking scandal. Remember that? Yeah, and the guy killed himself over that. He's the Vince Foster of music. He killed himself over a lip-seeking scandal. Nobody, and I do mean nobody. Nobody would do that now.

No. Like, I think Sabrina Carpenter has been caught lip syncing at, like, no less than, like, 20 times. Nobody cares. Nobody gives you shit. I'm getting that right, right? That sounds right. I hope it's not true, but... I think so, dude.

Fab, Morvan, and Rob. Rob Pilates. Rob Pilates, yeah, I remember watching their behind the music. I did, too. I watched that, too, dude. Very informative. Yeah, he killed him so. The song was blaming.

blame it on the right and the tape skipped i remember it was um i remember that the exact line that it skipped on was don't you know it don't you know it don't you know it don't you know it and then they just saw their life yeah and they ran off the stage could you imagine that like i'm pretty sure michael jackson lip sang like in shows i don't mean like i know he could really sing but like i don't think he would like he didn't kill himself it was an accidental overdose but his life did like Take a down turn. Completely unravel after the scandal, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I got that relevant to this discussion, because I think there's some themes at play. I caught that movie Backrooms. Oh. I caught that movie, The Phantom Menace this week. How did you watch it? Is that the one Darth Mall makes his debut?

Yes. Yeah. I mean, we could talk about Backrooms, I watch backrooms in a Mexican restaurant while a manspreader. After I put the kid to bed, dude, it's like, maybe it's time for, it's time for, it's time for it's me time. It's me time. I can't focus on anything.

By the time 8 p.m. rolls around and the kid is in bed. My brain is so irradiated, blasted with like exhaustion, um, but. like punctuated with joy and happiness but also like yeah pure exhaustion and like stress and everything it's like I don't want to fucking watch anything heavy I don't want to watch anything challenging I want to watch Liam Neeson called Darth Marla black

bastard exactly Anakin Skywalker was a little slave A lot of heavy themes in this dude if he was my slave I beat this shit out of it I'd beat this shit out of Anakin Skywalker You ain't dumb, boy

Get your ass back To pod racing I'd be pissed If my slave Anakin Skywalker was like I want to go pot racing I'll be like you You ain't got no future You ain't got no future

Pod racing boy You're gonna be here on Tatooine Being a sand farmer Like your daddy And his daddy before him Your daddy ain't shit He didn't have a dad because he was also immaculately conceived by the midi-chlorians.

Dude, the fucking, the funniest shit to me in the world. The funniest shit is that Star Wars fans were beside themselves irate about midi-chlorians. Really? Yes. Wow, they just like, they dropped this lore out of nowhere on them. Yeah. And it up into their worldview. It up into their worldview.

They were like, it takes away from the spiritual aspect of the force. Imagine it's 1999 and you're that piss You're that piss You're that pissed You're like you've mapped out In your own mind Like All this shit

Right Like the whole like Sort of family tree And the etymologies And all the different And then they'd come and drop that shit On you They come drop that shit on you

And then you got to just Wad it all up Throw it away And be like Now none of this makes Any fucking sense And it's like Bro

Nobody told you to do that You know that That is, the Phantom Menace is one of the strangest movies in Hollywood history genuinely. I remember, you couldn't escape it when it came out. It was like, Jar Jar Binks all over the goddamn pop machines and shit. Yeah. Well, the weird thing about it is like, it could have been a good movie if they had done practical effects. But his weird, George Lucas is like insane obsession with CGI.

So much stuff that he went back and like, insertion. it in. Imagine imagine how pissed you would be. If you worked on Return of the Jedi in like 1983 or whatever, and you spent fucking months building this like animatronic job of the hut that looked incredible and disgusting and awesome.

And then fucking 15 years later George Lucas just like erases it from the original movies and inserts CGI instead. Yeah. That'd be so fucking annoying. Just for the sake of like wanting to fool around the technology. Yeah. Just being a nerd about it. Just being a nerd about it. Like, but that's the Phantom Menace's like biggest.

plot. Like, it could have been a good movie, but because they relied so much on CGI, they... Let me ask you a question. You ain't done yet, boy. CGI is sort of a precursor to AI's encroachment into... Not the same, obviously. I get that there's like CGI artists and there is a human hand to it, so I'm not besmirching that, even though there's some bad CGI to. But I'm curious what you thought about to Bernie's proposal.

he's come out with that 50% of AI's revenues and all this stuff be handed to the public and that we have a vote and all that stuff in it. I did see that. Yeah, I don't know. You might not know this, but we're part owners of Invita now, possibly. Hell of yeah, dude. The only AI news I've seen this week was that Martin Scorsese is on the board of some AI thing. Oh, my God.

You know he's trying to get like a $600 million movie made under the gun before he dies. There's just no way you'd embrace that in the 25th hour. Yeah. Without like some sort of, it's depressing. I wasn't some A-I money, fuck it. Hey, boy, I'd take some of my name. I like Queen Amadala. Yeah.

In Fanty Menace. Yeah. Did you like... Natalie Portman? Is that the Zionist Natalie Portman? Yeah, she's so bad. Like, I mean, not a good actor. At least at that age, she's like, not a good actor.

I thought you meant not bad as a not good looking. I was like, well, I know Jonathan Saffron Ford would disagree. Yeah, he would definitely disagree. He blew up his marriage at the prospect that she might be into. Yes, sir. He did do that. Back to the AI thing for a second, before we get too far away from that, though. Does that not feel to you?

I mean, like, I think, like, it's like if AI is an inevitability, like it's treating AIs as an inevitability, you know? What are you talking about? I'll bring. it up with you in a second, finish the thought. I was just like, I, it's like I appreciate where he's going with that. Oh, I see what you're saying.

But, like, I don't like the implicit, like, AIs and inevitability, so we might as well get our piece of the pie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, but it... I get, like, what he's saying in terms of, like, humans created the art and the music

and the language and everything that fed all these AI models and all that shit was stolen out from under us through social media and everything before we even knew it was worth anything. Yeah. but and I like the idea that like everybody should get their sort of remuneration or reparations for that. I don't like implicit in the language. This is coming whether you like it or not, so you might as well get a little piece of it, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still holding out hope that we'll figure out a way to kind of end it. End it. Yeah, I don't, it's hard to say, man, because SpaceX, Open Eye and Nvidia are all going public right now. now. They're all getting these crazy valuations. Which seems to indicate that it's, it is coming whether we like it or not.

So you're pessimistic on the question. I'm pessimistic on every question. So you're not the right person to poll on that? I'm not the right person to poll. I think it's all going to happen because it's all bad and only bad things. What was that Trump quote or that Biden quote? Who said that? nothing good can happen, it can only bad happen.

Do you remember that? Seems soo-sing to me. It can only bad happen. I think that was Trump. At the same time, Trump this week said, it'll all work out. It always does. Oh, my God.

That inspired so much confidence, I have to tell you. I think he had a stroke right after that. Even God said, no, you know what? Fuck that guy. No, Trump. Actually, it was Trump. He said, nothing bad can have. happen it can only good happen i inverted it i had it backwards so i do think so you actually read the

trump quote wrong and have been running running with that as you're animating like yes philosophical i do have the exact framework i have the exact polar opposite philosophical framework of as donald trump whereas he thinks that's a good episode title by the he he thinks only good can it can only good happen i think it can only bad what i was laughing about a second ago is What if there was a planet of white people speaking A-A-A-V-E? And the ruler of that planet was Queen Amabala instead of going on. And Quigon-Gin goes down and he's like, all these white busters. These white busters.

Stealing black culture. Yeah Yeah. These culture vultures. These black culture vultures. That's all they can do is Look at him. Look at it.

It looks like Paul Wall. He's doing the worm. He's doing the worm on Naboo. Well, yeah. What they're doing the worm to the canteen a song? To the can't. Clark Godgen is disgusting. Look out of these white busters.

Stilling it from the tattooanians. Disgusting. He's mad about the appropriation of tattooing culture. Boom boxes and whatnot. Yeah. Oh, man. Queen amabala. Queen, I'm a balla.

That's good stuff. That's good stuff. Oh my God. I don't know about Queen of a bottle. I don't stick that in the oven. You don't think that's very good? Well, it's not that I don't think it's good. It's actually pretty much.

These white bastards. These white bastards look at them. 200 years of slavery. They won't even take the stickers off their flagged. What? Discussed. They've stolen so much. Just because they can rap fast.

Doesn't make it okay. Well. What's funny about Phantom? I showed up today and wanted to talk about Phantom Minas. You have. And you have talked about it. You've said your face. What else did you really watch Phantom Minus over?

I watched it. I watched. I watched it in like 30 minute installments every evening Like on movie clips Like on YouTube Now they just play like four minutes of a scene Yeah

No they got it on I watched it piecemeal I watched it on like Disney or some shit I didn't watch it over the weekend I watched over like the last four nights I gotta tell you this I hated all those I watched every one of the theaters

And they came up Oh dude they suck But the thing is They suck there was a brief attempt to kind of try to, I don't know, redeem them, or what's the word I'm looking for? Kind of like, because the sequels, these new sequels were so fucking stupid and bad.

And it's just sludge, pure sludge. They're trying to make the prequels seem like they were good. And they are by comparison. Yeah. But it's like when you compare those old turds from, like dog turds from the 90s that were like white because the dog food had like phosphorus in it or whatever to like a new dog turd it's like I take the white dog turd at least that's interesting yeah at least visually visually that's kind of interesting why is it white you don't see much white shit anymore

because they took this stuff out of the dog food yeah so they don't do that they don't poop like enough people were freaked out about it they're like why is it why yeah he said it's a high phosphorus content and the why is it white Well, you see they, it's 200 years of oppression and they have stolen from the very people they've They've lost who they were. They, you know, stepping in white dog shit, and it's a lot better than stepping in brown dog shit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's not bad.

It's all bad, but that's the prequels versus the sequels. That's prequels versus the sequels. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, I've said my peace. So, anyways, you said, you said, Got any more thoughts on Phantom Man? That's where we move away from that topic.

For good. I mean, and by that, I mean, forever. We'll never talk about it. I literally don't want to think about that movie ever again, as long as I will. Dale. What? What? What?

That's good stuff. The pod racer, bro? You don't want to fucking... You don't want to talk about pod racer? Mm-hmm. You said you had something else to talk about sports You said you were going to tie it all up with some sports And sports sports sports

And butt talk or something You said something about a nice dude's ass you saw earlier Oh you're saying that you're just talking about you're name And you said that that was going to remind you of something No listen I'm not going to participate in Proud Month But I remain an ally Mm-hmm I've softened my stance on kinket by

I'm doing the opposite. I'm participating in Prime Month, but I'm not in Illinois. You're gay now, but you don't support that. Yeah. That makes sense. Oh, I was going to talk about the return of Jay-Z. Oh, is he coming back? He's called out Drake from the stage.

Really? Yeah, he had that freestyle. Really? Yeah. Jay-Z had a freestyle? He had a freestyle. I would love to hear Jay-Z try to freestyle. these days.

He has some good lines. By that, you mean he wrote it in advance. Well, he famously, supposedly doesn't ever write anything down. Oh, I've heard that about him, yeah. Like, he writes the song in his head and then performs it on the fly or whatever. So maybe his whole life's a freestyle, man. That's true. My whole life is kind of a freestyle.

I was kind of thinking about it. It's just, I'm just kind of reacting, actually. We're all kind of just going off the dome, aren't we? He had some choice words for... For Drake? For Drake? Did he call him out? For Kanye?

Yeah, he's implied that Kanye is pretending to be crazy to just say whatever he wants to. He said that with Drake, it was more like, I'm worth $10 billion, you're only worth a billion, so you need to get your weight up. To which I say, is like, look, I support a good rap feud. I like them. I like that. I like when people are. rapping again. Yeah.

Okay. But is there really anything you can't do at $1 billion or $10 billion or $1 billion that you can't do at $10 billion? At $10 billion? Is there anything that you can do at $10 billion that you can't do at $1 billion? Seems no. I guess purchase something that's worth $2 billion. You could buy a white slave at $10 billion probably. Named Anakin Skywalker.

Nguyen KSka-Walker. You could probably do that. You could probably do that at $1 billion, no, I think about that. Yeah, I'm sure that somebody's going to be like, no, I guess I would take a billion for the little fucker. But then that leaves you. He's my best worker.

But then they'd leave you with no money. But Jay-Z would still have... Nine billion. Like $9 billion. He could spend $1 billion on white slavery. If you spent a billion, yeah, I guess now my whole perspective's changed. Waddo would take one billion dollars.

Waddo. Waddo in appearance and name, sounds like a Bob Dylan song character. It'd be called it Wado stuns in blue. But it'd be about the JFK assassination. He came from the north. We didn't see him riding on that aeropony. His name was.

Waddo. Do do, do, do. It's the tantal can'tina song. There's the music to it. And you're like, Waddo. Waddo, why'd you have to go and do that for? Jedi mind tricks don't work on him. He's too mentally strong.

You can't do him wrong. He's got one white slave and his mother. Quaghan showed up. Why'd you call him a black bastard Quaghan? In the style of Ruben, that line in the hurricane. Oh, yes, right, right, right. Bob, Bob never change. No, no, I know.

You were great in that gay German movie. Waddo. Oh, dude, that's funny. I think David Frum mentioned. and Jay-Z too is someone who should be performing at the 250. I don't see that happen.

What if it's like this guy calls in what's David from? And he's like, I think Taylor Swift should be out there. It's like, what if it's a guy that calls in and he's like,

Taylor Swift should be out there on all fours and Travis Kelsey and then Jay Z and Beyonce come out and then they're sucking and fucking and then And then it's just builds from there And then it's just 250 years of

250 million people And then a guy like joins in that's like Dress like James Buchanan Oh yeah President James Buchanan but he's gay Yeah it's David Frum's entire Like gay ass fantasy of What America is

It starts with Swift and Kelsey and then it builds out To an orgy that includes Presidents of live 129 years ago Mm-hmm He would probably want to see William McKeith William Howard Taft He'd want to see him, yeah

He would want to see William. He's a sick fuck David Frum is a sick fuck He would probably want to see William Howard Taft Like, on all four He's like getting his mouth spit in Yeah You know what I'm saying?

Probably by James Buchan Probably by his tongue is out He's getting ropes blessed It onto his tongue Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, James Buchan The gay James Buchanan. The gay James Buchanan.

Are there any other presidents? People's like, people's like, we need a gay president. I hate to break us to you. Wait, wait, wait. James McKinna was gay? Have we talked about this before? Yeah, James Buchanan was gay as hell.

What's the evidence? Well, how do you know this? Okay. So, I had a friend one time. You know this from here and say? your friend outed James B. No, listen, listen. I had a friend one time

that had would all the time tell like some fantastical stuff. He was the president right before the Civil War. Right? Right. Okay.

Yeah. And he swore up and down. He would all the time tell some bullshit. Like he was like talking about like his grandmother was like Pocahontas's direct, that kind of thing. You know.

Classic. He said that she owned a lynx. Like a wildcat. Wait, Pocahontas did? No. Or his grandma? Yeah. Anyway.

And then he told me one day he was like, yeah, man. He's like, we're descended directly from President James Buchanan. Now go to James Buchan's Wikipedia page and see if you see any mention of a wife or kids. There. Whether James Buchanan was gay. We're outing James Buchanan. It remains an open question among historians. As the only lifelong bachelor in U.S. history...

Now, that doesn't mean anything in and of it soon. He's the only lifelong bachelor in U.S. is... He's the only person in the U.S. who never had a wife or kids. Really? That's this fucking dumb AI. Even Millard Fillmore managed to pull it eye. On Google, it says the only lifelong bat... It doesn't say lifelong bachelor in U.S. presidential history, just U.S. history.

Even Franklin Pierce was sober enough to have... Wife and kids Reddit thinks he was probably gay What are they saying? I fucking hate Reddit Happy pride everybody We're out in James Buchanan Which king had male lovers

King James the 6th of Scotland King Edward the 2nd of England King Richard the 1st of England King Ludwig of Bavaria Oh you know King Ludwig of Bavaria Was into the lack of the boys Emperor Hadrian Yeah Hadrian

You ever read that book memoir of Hadrian? Never even heard of it Wasn't Alexander the Great Gay? There's a It missed a good opportunity With that little haircut he's often The pictures of him Alexander

The Great Are you just looking at great gay leaders in history? Great gay leaders in history. His name was Waddo, and it came over the sea. On tiny wings, they don't look like they could hold him up, but for some reason they did. Waddo, why'd you do it? What made you get into slavery?

Waddo, you could have been a good man. Instead, you had to hold an again. Waddo, I choose to think he didn't want to do it. I think he was just taking orders, but that's how all evil things started. You're wicked hearts and a pile of money. Waddo. Waddle couldn't handle the allure of the...

That name kills me, dude. It is one million percent. The fuck. Where can I find Bob consulted on the Phantom Miss? You need a weird little slave driver? I got just the name. I've got just the character. I've been developing him since the 1970s.

The name's Waddle. We're going to. find it was like a discarded track from like blood on the tracks. Yeah. It's kind of a space urchin slash pod racer. Vaguely anti-Semitic. Vaguely anti-Semitic.

The funniest thing to me about phantom menace is the funniest thing to me about phantom menace is George Lucas insisting that none of the characters are racist in any way. And the Trade Federation guys are like, oh yes, we've got to. we've got our tentacles and they're clearly Chinese

every character is clearly racist and he's like no all original creations that's what happens he let Bobby console on it I'm gonna put a couple

tropes in here Damn, how long have we been podcasting? One hour and eight minutes. Well, what is, what, did you, did you say you had some extra stuff to talk about? I think that's all I had on my mind this week. Okay. Kind of a virulent week for me. A virulent week?

Yeah. Like, what is virulent mean? It's like strong, like, violent kind of? Yeah, just kind of had some spice behind that. I don't have anything to talk about. Like, my notes app used to be ideas and riffs and bits and stuff. I had something. I had another thing.

I feel like I'm leaving something on the table, though. My notes app now is, like, baby-proofing to-do list, um, store, grocery store list, um, stuff like that. I've got no fucking ideas anymore. Well, huh. Did I have. May 19th, 20, 26. 8.53 p.m.

That someone can buy an election should be a scandal. That's incredible. That's the only... You wrote that. That sad, like, I know you said that's from May 26, 2026.

That could have easily have come from January 12th, 2016. That was literally, I think it was the Massey thing, the Thomas Massey thing. That's outrageous. That's hilarious. Just this, like, moment of, like,

I'm outraged the Israelis bought an election but it's like everything is so on the nose now that it like it renders you capable of even

like Zones too flooded man we need to dredge the zone we do need to dredge the zone you know that should be an outrage

it's a scandal that sounds like I can't believe the Koch brothers would buy another election parents right February 8th 2014

uh huh well anyway well anyway well I ain't got nothing else yeah I don't either I think that's it started the new blowback mini series I'd recommend people go check that out

that is interesting um I've started the new umpR miniseries NPR it's about NPR about the formation

yeah how bloodless and like non-dramatic do you think that'd be it would be literally like the whole thing would be like some going some person going we should start a radio station and the other person going

yeah I agree publicly funded publicly funded excellent excellent let's do it great Let's hire some people Very gross

All these fucking movies now are like What if we did the crazy drama On the Air Jordan Or the Blackberry So what should do the crazy drama story on NPR That's what you're going to be doing IP movie I'll be tired, dude

I've got an idea for an IP movie I'll tell you all fair though Because I don't want anybody steal it Okay Wait yeah nobody's still my NPR movie By what Like there would be an early scene Early on where they talk about

How they need to get reporters with crazy names Terry Gross Well, also like all their fucking Like, I'm Johnson Windsor Or whatever Like their names are the one guy That was like a rape dungeon Oh Gian Giamesee

Yeah What happened there? What happened there? Lunatic That's fucking crazy Yeah, geez He was Canadian Wow, that's true

makes it even more surprising. You're the kind and austere people. That's true and tiny. Hand and size, by the way. That's why Drake's going to lose this battle. Yeah, he doesn't. He's just too small. Too small.

Too small. Oh, God. Too small. Okay. Let's get on with her day. Let's get on with our week. lives. That's our lives.

But thanks for listening. Folks, if you'd like to go support our show, there's a Patreon link in the show notes.

And you might learn some things over there. Damn, that's true. This week's episode was good, I'd say. I listened to

David and David filled in Admer, but possibly even better. Better than you? Better than me. Tom, don't be

some into your film. I don't know. I'm just... I mean, I had stuff to talk about today that was, like, serious and stuff. I was like, let's talk about the Iran war. Oh, I will say this. Is it still going on? It's still going on. It's heating back up. It's heating up.

What's happening now? The U.S. keeps breaking the ceasefire, and so Iran last night was like, fuck this, dude, and just rained missiles down on Kuwait and burning. Really? Yeah. Okay. But, uh, honestly, I do want to say... I do want to say

that there was a fucking that Israel Israeli Day parade in New York that Smotrich guy do you talk about a guy who's got a name that sounds like a fucking... Is that her son got pierced in the liver?

I think. Lebanon recently. Survived. They should put him on one of those ziggurots and have a fucking crows eat his liver. Yeah, he needs to die

in sort of old war. old world fashion. On old world fashion. So does this guy. Broke on the wheel or something like that. His name literally sounds like a demon from like the eighth circuit of hell. Like Balazel Smotrich or...

Smotrich. Balazel Smotrich. Balazel Smotrich. Balazel Smotrich. Demonology, that's another world building thing. It's a little nerdy. We're letting fucking Nazi war criminal demons named Balazel Smotrich march in this fucking country without at least getting his kneecaves busted out.

Yeah. theoretically, hypothetically, parodically? I'm not... Parodically, of course, parodically. I'm not saying... Yeah, how can any of these guys just show up in the country is the question?

Well, our entire government is... Yeah. Loves them and... That's true. It gives them buckets of cash. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And they are our government.

They talk about that in there. No, yeah, that makes sense. They are our government, really. Yeah, that's true. God. I've been saying it forever, but when this Iran war doesn't pan out the way Israel wants it do, you know how like the Nazis had the stab in the back myth for the Jews? Yeah.

After World War I. Today's Nazis, Israel, will have a stab in the back myth for the United States. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? They'll have this, like, elaborate stab in the back myth. And that's why Israel will be at war with the American people within, like, 10, 15 years, in my opinion. Because, like, they say fascism is, like, when the colonial practices return home.

It's like, this is a new kind of fascism where, like, the literal colonial power will just be the prison warden. It's such a weird, like, cult thing, too. It's, there's a cult thing with the, like, Zionism and Israel, too. It's almost like if you, like, if sung young moon was, like, building a military and, like, you know what I mean? There's such, like, listen to the blowback and just other things. It's like, there's this, like, creepy element to it. Oh, it's very fucking creepy. Very fucking creepy element to it.

The guy's name is Balazel Smotrich. What's the worst that could happen? That's his real name is Balazel. Something like that. That's like the literal fucking demonic antichrist name. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck?

I don't know how you pronounce it. It's something like that, though. Bezalel. Ha! Bezalel Smotrich. Yeah, dude, it sounds like an Old Testament demon. Jesus Christ. That's disgusting.

Yeah, I saw there were some, like, people heckling him and stuff or something like that, but... They should have heckled that. They should have heckled him straight back to H.E. double hockey sticks. Oh, Chuck Schumer marched with him? Fucking show. Dan Goldman and Jerry Nadler. Jerry Nadler Kathy Hokel

Latisha James Vanessa Gibson Julian these are a lot of New York politics names Mom Donnie didn't I think he still

should have sent the fucking then again the police wouldn't have done it anyways because the police is run by fucking Zionist

Jessica Tish so they wouldn't have fucking arrested any kind of does this guy not have warrants on him from he is

yeah he does he is a fucking worker and all who's like... And he came here in March just to like dab on... 100% yeah. International community. I think in the last two weeks

especially their whole thing now is like they realize how toxic Israel is in American politics and so their whole thing now is like we're done apologizing. Like I think that they I think this thing will become so terminal in the next

six months they'll be like yeah we did a genocide and it was awesome. Like, they already already say that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But I think... Yeah, they talk about we need to...

Every Palestinian needs to die. And they've already been saying it from the beginning, but I'm just saying that, like, for them to continue doing what they're doing in Lebanon, they're going to have to basically just embrace it.

Like, we're doing the final solution. Well, dude, you know, and what's crazy is, like, in 30 or 40 years, like, Israeli politicians will be doing land acknowledgments for Palestinians. Yeah.

That's the kind of shit. That's how it would go. it'll swing back to more moderate whatever after like the lacudes or like oh dude the whole but then they'll be like no we're going to Atlanta and it's like your fucking grandpa did that this is weird disconnect right now between like reality and what people want to be true like people saying like axios reporting this week that like trump called net yahoo and bitched them out about them almost invading Beirut and getting them to stop invading Beirut at the same time dog they're in the same week you got,

actually I was reporting Donald Trump like he's fucking Ronald Reagan, who was also himself like a demented, senile, fucking war criminal. But then you also have this other fucking quote from Trump this week where he said,

I don't remember the exact quote, but it was literally like, I don't care. I don't care of the peace process falls through. He said that. He said, I don't care. He said that about everything. Yeah, he's like, I'm bored with it,

basically. Yeah. It's like, well, which one is it? Does he really give a shit? Is he mad? No. Yeah. That's all that.

Dude, they did that same thing with Biden. Remember when they said that Biden called Netanyahu and bitched him out or whatever? Same guy.

That shit fucking happened. They just put that in the media just to give them plausible deniability. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Man. Fuck he's real. The world is a failure. We have failed at the most fundamental level. May Allah awaken the people

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