Trillbilly Worker's Party - (Hot) Takes on a Plane

Episode Date: July 28, 2017

Our friend Sammy G talks the do's and dont's of being a flight attendant. For the full episode, visit: https://www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty

it did you ever work with anybody that had actually went down like a plane had no i worked with a pilot who knew somebody this is kind of how it is with the crashes i worked with a pilot who knew somebody who had got who had went down and had gotten a severe burn on his face because apparently like somehow you know somehow like the heat of the sun they were up in the sky and the heat blew through their plane I don't even know Imagine how terrifying that would be That is not true

There's no way because everybody knows the earth is flat And the sun is just We're going to put an asterisk Besides that claim If that happens to you You're probably pretty well regarded in the flight attendant world just like oh that's dan he got burned in the oh yeah but then you don't bring it up because i remember this guy told me that we were gonna actually he was like we might run into this guy in the

airport and he was like and if you do don't say anything don't say a word i was like i just want to go up and ask him all kinds of questions. Because you're basically forced every single day you go to work into a life or death situation. So then you want to bond with people who are like, I've been in life or death situations. I was like, tell me what happened. Tell me how you survived this. And they're like, don't even look. Don't ask questions.

Fucking A. He was like a legend oh yeah yeah he's just like sitting in the smoke room just like his face is like halfway fucking burned oh yeah no no no no no he's got he's he's grown his hair out to where his hair covers that part of it and like you and you start talking to him and then then he takes a drag, and he goes. I was there in 93. Delta Flight 39. He whips his hair back. Oh, my gosh.

You and one of your flight attendant friends are sitting in the break room just talking about how hot it is in the break room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look over in the corner in the skies in the dark. You just see cigarettes smoke bailing he goes you've never seen hot

hot tell me about hot you think that shit's funny yeah