Trillbilly Worker's Party - Shootin Hotdogs With the Bois

Episode Date: September 21, 2017

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What else do we got? Do we have hot dog shooting? That's what I really want to know. Do we have dog shooting? I would say they have a contest. There's a few local festivals that have these eating contests. McRoberts Reunion has the weirdest one. It's a Long John's fish eating competition.

No shit. That's so weird. You can tartar or not tartar. Like either way you want to. I would have to tartar. Oh, I'd stay the fuck away. You would stay the fuck away? I'd have to.

What do you think, do you think that's the secret? Do you think the secret to winning is tartar or no tartar? Would you tartar? Would you tartar, Jason? No.

No? No? No. Oh God. I think that, if you wouldn't tartar, that slows the process down. Yeah, you're right. Because you'd want an individual dip. You wouldn't want just a little. That, God. I would not. I think that slows the process down. Yeah, you're right.

Because you'd want an individual dip. You wouldn't want just a little. That's true. That's true. I take my time when I dip. What if you tartared them in advance, though? Pre-tartar? Pre-tartar.

I got to pre-tartar these. There's like a five minute. You get five minutes to pre-tartar. Yeah. The only review I've got from a person in town a person in town was uh there's a werewolf and a something on a stick that raises up so neither nothing was fucking zombie related they have daryl dixon on a motorcycle in there yeah yeah damn so funnel cakes haunted house dog show dog show but no dog shooting. How does that work?

I mean, does the wiener go down? What's the most the person's ever dogged? I mean, it was about five or six hot dogs. And the noise of this go, and it's like, and it's just really quick, dude, and suck these fuckers down. And the dude's like, whoop! And it's just really quick, dude. And suck these fuckers down. And the dude's like, just go, whoop!

And shoots them whole back up. It's great. Y'all should look it up at Hot Dog Shooter on YouTube. And they've done some remixes. Oh, fuck, man. A good 35 minutes of new hot dog shooting footage.