TrueLife - 10 Practical Jokes to play on Christmas Day

Episode Date: December 23, 2023

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Darkness struck, a gut-punched theft, Sun ripped away, her health bereft. I roar at the void. This ain't just fate, a cosmic scam I spit my hate. The games rigged tight, shadows deal, blood on their hands, I'll never kneel. Yet in the rage, a crack ignites, occulted sparks cut through the nights. The scars my key, hermetic and stark. To see, to rise, I hunt in the dark, fumbling, fear. through ruins maze, lights my war cry, born from the blaze.

The poem is Angels with Rifles. The track, I Am Sorrow, I Am Lust by Codex Serafini. Check out the entire song at the end of the cast. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the True Life podcast. Straight before Christmas, we got 10, 10, 10. This episode is 10 practical jokes to play at the Christmas party or Christmas morning. Are you ready?

Here we go. Number one. The old gift wrap switcheroo. Wrap an empty box in an extravagant way and place it under the tree. Watch as someone excitedly unwraps their gift to find. Dun, dun dun, don't, don't. Nothing. Number two.

Ornament avalanche. Tape a piece of thread to the bottom of an ornament and discreetly attach it to the back of someone's shirt. When they move away, it'll look like they're dragging a line of ornaments. Number three, toothpaste-filled Oreos. Carefully remove the cream from Oreo cookies and replace it with white toothpaste. Offer these treats to unsuspecting guests. Christmas tree deconstruction.

Rearranged the ornaments. on the Christmas tree when no one is looking. See how long it takes for someone to notice the festive chaos. Number five. The faux snowball fight. Craft fake snowballs using cotton balls or soft materials and initiate an impromptu indoor snowball fight. It's a mess-free way to add some winter fun. Number six.

The Grinchy Gift Wrap. Wrap a small, normal gift in layers of increasingly larger boxes, making the recipient think they're getting something huge. Suspense will be hilarious. Number seven. Candy cane swap. Replace the contents of a candy cane wrapper with a vegetable stick like a carrot.

It'll be a sweet surprise with a twist. Number eight. Invisible Ink Greetings. Write holiday messages or doodles with clear nail polish on bathroom mirrors. They'll only appear when someone takes a hot shower. Number 9. Festive keyboard confusion.

Gently rearrange the keys on a computer keyboard to spell out festive phrases or even a holiday song. It's a subtle prank for office parties. Number 10. Santa Hat Switch. Collect Santa Hat's from attendees and redistribute them randomly. Watch the confusion as people try to find their own hat with a unique twist. It's all we got, ladies and gentlemen I hope the Christmas season is treating you wonderful

My favorite one was the toothpaste Oreos