TrueLife - Workplace Violence: Strategies, Chaos & the Logistical Nightmare
Episode Date: August 5, 2020One on One Video Call W/George https://tidycal.com/georgepmonty/60-minute-meetingSupport the show:https://www.paypal.me/Truelifepodcast?locale.x=en_US🚨🚨Curious about the future of psych...edelics? Imagine if Alan Watts started a secret society with Ram Dass and Hunter S. Thompson… now open the door. Use Promocode TRUELIFE for Get 25% off monthly or 30% off the annual plan For the first yearhttps://www.district216.com/Violence in the workplace is increasing during the COVID-19 pandemic.Transcript:https://app.podscribe.ai/episode/49259951Speaker 0 (0s): Hello, my friends. Welcome to Wednesday. Welcome to Wednesday. We made it til Wednesday. We're halfway there. Are you on the very top of the hump right now? Are you going up the hump or are you coming down the hub? Isn't hump a funny word. Some camels have one hump. Some of them have two. Do you think the Campbells that have two humps can carry more water? If you were going to ride a camel, would you want to sit in between the two humps? Would you want to be on a Campbell? Had had one hump. And if you wanted to be on a camel that had one hump, would you want to sit in front of the hump for in the back of the hump, you might be able to reach your arms around the hump and like hold onto it. Like it's a adult on a jet ski and you're a child. I don't know. I've never written a camel before. I'm just, I'm just asking. I'm just asking. All right. Is that so wrong? Oh, you can see how this one starting out. Can't you, you can see how this is starting out. Yes, indeed. My friends. Let me ask you. Have you ever been attacked by a dog? Have you? I have a couple of times and yesterday I got attacked by two dogs. I know what you're thinking. You should ride lucky George two dogs. Ah, it's not fun. It's not fun, especially. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm in good shape, but I'm not 22. Okay. You know what? Let me, let me begin at the beginning. Okay. How about that? That's always a good place to start. Imagine walking up a Hill, let's say it's Oh, I don't know. 40 meters from my friends who are on the metric system and a hundred yards for my friends in America. And you're walking up this uneven pavement in low wind ball, hold a 70 pound. Rottweiler comes running towards you. What do you do? What do you do? I'll tell you what you do. The first thing you do is you look back to see how far it is to your, your vehicle. You look back and you see the dog. Speaker 1 (3m 1s): And then in that split few seconds, you make a decision. Should I go back to my car or do I take a defensive posture for me? Luckily I wasn't that far from my vehicle. And I see it's important. Cause you don't ever want to turn your back on a dog. Want to do that unless you're not really in danger. And I wasn't really in danger for this first one right here. So I turned around. I make it back to my view. Not a big problem, not a big problem, but rest assured the customer though. We're supposed to get that package. Yeah. They're not getting that package. I want to help everybody out. But the moment your dog attacks me and you go on the list, you go on the list. I'm sorry. You go on the list. Which brings me to family. Number two. Now this scenario is a little bit different. This one's a little different. Aye. As the delivery driver. No, all the ducks dogs in my area. I know the route. I know the people, but there's this one family. And they have, they have three dogs. Most people abide by the leash law. However, some irresponsible pet owners, they don't think they need to abide by the leash law and a real quick subject here. Anyone who's ever I've been bit by a dog, knows this. The people that own the dog, that bit, the person they always say without fail. My dog never bites anybody, which is bullshit because your dog just bitten me. What you mean to say is my dogs never bitten me. That's what you dummies should say. Don't say my doctor a bit. Anybody it's just been me. Okay. Back to my story. So the first time walking down, another driveway kid grabs his 65, 70 pound sharpei and the dog's teeth are like Highrise getting all nuts. And the dog is wriggling and he wriggles free of the eight year olds. Not the kid's fault. I get it. It's not the kid's fault, but it doesn't change. The fact back to the dog, ran up and began. You know, it was like slow motion. Like I see him coming towards me. This is one where I couldn't run. I couldn't turn. I wasn't going to turn on. I'm too damn slow. I'm too damn white to run. I can't make it. So this time the dog's running at me and this is one, right? It's kind of square up my feet. I got to take my defensive posture. Things kind of slow down and he's running. And as he gets close, I can see like his lips are kind of the top part of his snout is pulled up and I can see the red and his white teeth. And I realized that the dogs about two and a half feet tall, which puts his snout right on par with my balls. And I don't like that. Not one bit. So the dogs running, I'm doing some math in my head thinking this dog two feet tall right there, right at my crotch area. So I grabbed, I grabbed, I had like a little, little ads, kind of like a little mini computer. You know, the things delivered people, you know, the little computer that delivery people. They carry with them. I grabbed that thing and I'm squared up. I'm an M in my wrestling stands kind of, and the dog jumps lunges. I turn out of the way. And I come with my right hand and smack them on the back of the head. Right? Not real hard. It was like a grazing blow. Think of like a boxer that like pulled back his head and the other guy just kinda caught him on the chin a little bit. Now the duck now, now me and the dog are circling and he's barking and I'm yelling. He's barking. He said, all right. I'm like on the fucking apex predator. It's kinda funny when I think about like that, but it's true. It's true. I was yelling at him, the dog jumps again. And this time, like he catches my shorts, which is scary. Cause again, that's right where my balls are. Right where my balls are. But lucky, lucky for me and him, I guess he's snagged my shorts. Do I get off a mean crack with my computer right on his dome. Right up, right up above his eyes. Right? Let's out a little whimper, just running back towards his house. Now I'm on the attack. So I chased the dog down the driveway and now I'm yelling. Like, I don't know, man. I'm yelling, I'm yelling. I'm mad, screaming out obscenities telling the dog on the apex predator. Neighbors are coming out. The lady runs out of her house. Tackles her dog. Kids are watching their jaw, the Slack jaw looking down with their mouth open. Adrenaline's going, I'm mad. Okay. That was the first time. Right? There's no recourse. I don't know. I don't get to go and yell at the lady or the kids we've already addressed it. It wasn't the child's fault, but I'm still mad at my adrenaline's still going. So I just let it go. But a month later, same house, same house. You see, let me, let me just interject it for a minute. I'd be well within my right. Not to ever deliver another package for those people. But that's not me. That's not my style. So about a month later happens again. It happens again. This time the doctors came flying out. Like I didn't even see him. He came running out and he tried to sneak up on me. But because we had had a previous battle...
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Hello my friends.
Welcome to Wednesday.
Welcome to Wednesday.
We made it till Wednesday. We're halfway there.
Are you on the very top of the hump right now?
Are you going up the hump or are you coming down the hump?
Isn't hump a funny word?
Some camels have one hump.
Some of them have two.
Do you think the camels that have two humps can carry more water?
If you were going to ride a camel, would you want to sit in between the two humps?
Or would you want to be on a camel that had one hump?
And if you wanted to be on a camel that had one hump, would you want to sit in front of the hump?
from the back of the hump.
You might be able to reach your arms around the hump
and like hold onto it like it's a adult on a jet ski
and you're a child.
I don't know, I've never ridden a camel before.
I'm just asking.
I'm just asking, all right?
Is that so wrong?
Oh, you can see how this one's starting out, can't you?
You can see how this is starting out.
Yes indeed, my friends.
Let me ask you, have you ever been a little bit of a little bit of you?
Have you ever been attacked by a dog?
Have you?
I have.
A couple times.
And yesterday, I got attacked by two dogs.
I know what you're thinking.
You sure are lucky, George.
Two dogs?
Ah.
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
Especially, I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm in good shape.
But I'm not 22.
Okay, you know what?
let me begin at the beginning okay how about that that's like always a good place to start
imagine walking up a hill let's say it's um oh i don't know 40 meters for my friends who are on the metric
system and 100 yards for my friends in america and you're walking up this uneven
pavement and lo and behold a 70-pound rutwiler comes running towards you what do you do what do you do
I'll tell you what you do the first thing you do is you look back to see how far it is to your
your vehicle then you look back and you see the dog and then in that split few seconds you make a decision
Should I go back to my car
Or do I take a defensive posture?
Well, for me, luckily,
I wasn't that far from my vehicle.
And I...
See, it's important because you don't ever want to turn your back on a dog.
You don't want to do that.
Unless you're not really in danger.
And I wasn't really in danger for this first one right here.
So I turn around, I make it back to my vehicle.
Not a big problem.
Not a big problem.
But you can rest assured
the customer that was supposed to get that package.
Yeah, they're not getting that package.
I want to help everybody out,
but the moment your dog attacks me,
and you go on the list.
You go on the list.
I'm sorry, you go on the list.
Which brings me to family number two.
Now, this scenario is a little bit different.
This one's a little different.
As the delivery driver,
know all the dogs in my area.
I know the route.
I know the people, but there's this one family,
and they have three dogs.
Now, most people abide by the leash law.
However, some irresponsible pet owners,
they don't think they need to abide by the leash law.
And a real quick subject here,
anyone who's ever been bit by a dog knows this.
the people that own the dog that bit the person
they always say without fail
my dog never bites anybody
which is bullshit because your dog just bit me
what you mean to say is
my dog's never bit me
that's what you dummies should say
don't say my dog's never bit anybody it just bit me
okay back to my story
so
the first time
walking down another driveway.
Kid grabs his 65, 70 pound Sharpay,
and the dog's teeth are like,
right, right, right, he's getting all nuts.
And the dog is wriggling,
and he wriggles free of the eight-year-old's hand.
Not the kid's fault.
I get it.
It's not the kid's fault.
But it doesn't change the fact
that the dog ran up and began,
you know, it was like slow motion.
Like I see him coming towards me.
And this is one where I couldn't run.
I couldn't turn.
I wasn't going to turn.
I'm too damn slow.
I'm too damn white to run.
I can't make it.
So this time, the dog's running at me.
And this is one where I just kind of square up my feet.
I've got to take my defensive posture.
Things kind of slow down.
And he's running.
And as he gets closed, I can see like his lips are kind of the top part of his
snout is pulled up and I can see the red and his white teeth and I realize that the dog's about
two and a half feet tall which puts his snout right on par with my balls and I don't like that
not one bit so the dog's running I'm doing some math in my head thinking this dog's two
feet tall right there to right at my crotch area
So I grab, I grab, I have like a little, a little,
it's kind of like a little mini computer.
You know the things delivery people, you know the little computer
that delivery people they carry with them?
I grab that thing.
And I'm squared up, and I'm in my wrestling stands kind of.
And the dog jumps, lunges.
I turn out of the way and I come with my right hand
and smack them on the back of the head.
Right?
Not real hard, it was like a grazing blow.
Think of like a boxer that like pulled back his head
and the other guy just kind of caught him on the chin a little bit.
Now me and the dog are circling and he's barking and I'm yelling.
He's barking.
He's like, I'm the fucking apex predator.
It's kind of funny when I think about it like that.
But it's true.
It's true.
I was yelling at him.
The dog jumps again.
And this time, like he catches my shorts, which is scary because again, that's right where my balls are.
Right where my balls are.
But lucky for me and him.
Like as he snagged my shorts,
do I get off a mean crack with my computer right on his dome?
Ba!
Right up above his eyes, right?
Let's out a little whimper.
She's running back towards his house.
Now I'm on the attack.
So I chase the dog down the driveway.
And now I'm yelling like, I don't know, man.
I'm yelling.
I'm yelling.
I'm mad.
screaming out obscenities,
telling the dog on the apex predator,
neighbors are coming out.
The lady runs out of her house,
tackles her dog,
kids are watching,
and they're,
their jaw,
the slack jawed looking down
with their mouth open.
Adrenaline's going,
I'm mad.
Okay, that was the first time, right?
There's no recourse.
I don't get to go and
yell at the lady or the kids.
We've already addressed it.
It wasn't the child's fault.
But I'm still mad.
My adrenaline's still going.
So I just let it go.
About a month later, same house.
Same house.
You see, let me just interject it for a minute.
I'd be well within my right not to ever deliver another package for those people.
But that's not me.
That's not my style.
So about a month later, it happens again.
It happens again.
But this time, the dog just came flying out.
I didn't even see him.
He came running out and he tried to sneak up on me.
But because we had had a previous battle, I think he was a little nervous.
Because he came out trying to sneak attack, I turned around on him and I just yelled at him and
he ran.
And I felt like I have established some dominance.
I know what you're thinking.
Hey George, why don't you just bring the dog a treat, man?
Hey George, why don't you just get a dog with him?
hey George, you know, why don't you just maybe try to make yourself known so that people know you're there?
Well, those are all options.
But number one, I'm not going to spend my money on someone else's dog.
Don't get me wrong.
I love kids and I love dogs.
However, I just don't have a lot of extra money where I can spend it on other people's dogs.
Not to mention, the leash law.
If you're a responsible pet owner, you should abide by the law.
and the law is either keep your dog behind a fence or on a leash.
Otherwise, you're responsible.
So that was the second time.
Now, mind you, this is on my route, and I care about the people on my route.
So after the second time, after I get mad, I get over it, and I think to myself, you know, this is a teachable moment.
You know what I should do?
The next time I go there, I should pull the kids and the husband, essentially.
and explain to them why this is irresponsible.
I should explain to them, maybe they don't know.
Maybe I know because I'm in the business
and I've been bit by dogs
and I know the repercussions of dog bites.
Maybe those people don't understand that
if their dog bites somebody,
that they're going to get automatically sued for 10 grand.
If the dog breaks the skin, 10 grand,
not to mention the dog's going to get put down.
you know, maybe those people don't understand that.
And maybe if I explained that to them,
especially the kids,
then they would understand why it's a problem.
And maybe I could also explain to the kids how, you know,
dogs don't ever really bite their owners,
but because they're protective of their owners,
they may see intruders as a threat.
And then that's why that happened.
Maybe I could work at some psychology
and help out the kids
and then help out myself,
and then create a better relationship, right?
Yeah, George, that sounds like a great idea.
The next time I go, two days after the second time,
like I see the husband.
And I put, there's no one around but the husband.
Which is good, right?
Because as a man, if my wife or my kids do something
that gets them in trouble,
I would hope that if my kids and my wife were in a position
where our dog attacked another man,
I would hope that that man would wait for me,
another man or the husband to come home
so he could address that issue with me, like men.
Right? Right.
So, I see the man and I said, hey, you know,
first off, I just want to say,
your kids are very respectful.
I start off with a compliment, right?
Because they were.
he says thank you
I go you know
I do have an issue
I've noticed
that your dogs attacked me twice
I don't like it
it's very difficult for me
to move through my day
when I have dogs attack me
I've been bitten a couple times
and it's not pleasant
I have a family
I don't want to miss work
you know Hawaii has a leash law
and I was just hopeful
that I could address this with you
and you could solve this problem
You know, I realize it's not your kid's fault, and I know your wife's probably busy.
She's got two kids.
Lord knows, I mean, that's two full-time jobs.
So the guy says, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that, George.
You know, it's not just you.
The dogs attacked other people.
That makes me think like, what?
Okay, I'm not going to go down there.
I'm not going to go down that road.
I think to myself.
So I just say, hey, well, I appreciate it.
You know, I just wanted to let you know that.
If it did bite me, there would be a problem.
You know, the dog would probably get put down.
If I missed work, you know, the way it works here in the state I'm from, I don't even have a say.
My company will automatically sue you.
I'm just, I'm not saying that to be rude or disrespectful.
I'm just telling you that so that you're aware of the consequence.
Oh, you're right, George.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The guy says it.
Which brings me to yesterday.
Walking down the same driveway, you think I'd know.
You think that I
Even though
I had talked to the husband
And he told me this wouldn't have
You think I'd be on guard, right?
Wrong
Walking down the driveway
Bap-da-pap-pah-pah-pah
Here comes Kujo
Heath out, two and a half feet tall
Lunging for my balls
Oh
It was one of those days
It was one of those days
You know,
you do? What do you do? It begs the question. So it wasn't the guy. The wife comes running up,
grabs her dog after we do a little sparring, and she's apologizing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You know, I didn't say anything. There's a lot of things that I wanted to say, but I didn't.
But it begs the question, are you sorry?
Because if you were sorry, you wouldn't let it happen again.
I think what you're trying to say is,
I'm not committed to solving this problem because I don't care.
I'm not committed to solving this problem
because I don't care if my dog bites somebody.
I'm the kind of person that would like to make the same mistake
over and over and over and over again
until the consequences are so great that my dog gets put down and I get sued.
that's what you should say
that's what that lady should have told me
hey I would like to
I would like to teach my children
not to solve problems
I would like to demonstrate to my children
that there's an issue and that you just ignore it
because that is the lesson
that got taught
in that teachable moment
you see what's happening here people
I'm losing my mind
I'm losing my mind
Thank you for letting me start off with a story about dogs.
Oh, it's funny to me.
When I look back, it's funny.
I thought, you know what I think I'll do?
In order to make amends,
I think I'll bring the bar,
I think I'll bring the dog a nice, big bar of chocolate.
Right?
Just make amends.
Hey, lassie, come here, pal.
I love you.
Let's share this big bar of dog.
dark chocolate, you and me. I love dogs. All dogs go to heaven. Is that too dark? Is it too
dark? I'm just playing. I would never do that. Since I'm talking about delivering, since I'm talking
about logistics, since I'm talking about current events, what do you guys think's happening right now
in the world of logistics? I have seen some crazy stuff from you, from, from delivery drivers,
be at UPS or be at FedEx or the post office or Amazon.
Have you seen the amount of turmoil that's happening in these places?
Have you seen it?
It's crazy.
It's really crazy.
You know, there's because commerce is shut down,
I guess not all commerce is shut down.
Due to the local community, not having businesses open,
internet traffic is at an all-time high.
The numbers inside logistic companies look a lot like the numbers at Christmas time.
And that's creating a crisis.
A crisis in that there is not enough employees to handle the volume.
And because of that, the amount of injuries, the amount of accidents, the amount of
potential liability is increasing exponentially.
I think that OSHA, which is the occupational safety and hazard people,
I think they could go into any, any logistics building,
in any state, in any city, and find enough liabilities to shut them down.
Any one of them. Any one of them.
I've also noticed an individual.
increase in, I think, both apathy and ignorance from the community and from the people working.
On behalf of the people working, the attitude is becoming more apathetic in that how come the
people in the community don't care about me carrying this 150-pound mattress up 100 stairs?
Why don't they care about the guy or woman out there working every day bringing them a new pair of purple socks?
Don't they know that regardless of how they've people's opinion on the virus that there's added stress in the environment?
Don't they know that it's difficult to be out and be subjected to potential hazards in this pandemic?
Why don't the people in the community care about the people delivering things?
that particular attitude is becoming incredibly prevalent in the logistics industry and not a whole lot of people might be aware of it especially if you're not in that industry and if you're not i would urge you be mindful of the people out there delivering your goods be mindful of the people work in 70 or 80 hours a week so that you can have a pair of purple socks
which brings me to the point, do you really need the purple socks?
Do you?
If you don't need it right now, don't buy it.
I know it's tough.
You're home, you're bored, you're getting 600 bucks.
You know, but think about the people that are out there trying to provide you with the service of essential goods.
Is what you're buying essential?
If it is, by all means, buy it.
If you have an underlying condition or if you're a little bit older and you need something,
by all means, buy it.
I mean, you should get it.
The world of commerce on the internet is an amazing thing.
However, in this pandemic, be mindful of the people working.
One thing you can do is if you're part of the community and you're having stuff delivered,
one thing you can do is if you know you're going to have someone come to the door,
then put a little cooler by your door
and put like a little note or a sign that says
thank you delivery person
please reach in this cooler
and grab yourself a cold drink
here's a little snack
thank you for delivering my purple socks
I'm just saying I think it would go a long way
I think it would go a long way
the truth is I've seen a lot of these guys
and girls in the
in the warehouse buildings
and there's a lot
There's a lot of issues right now.
On a serious note, there's a lot of issues.
I see accidents and I see injuries and I see people attempting to cover up those accidents
and injuries.
And I see people that are really frustrated and I see people that are filled with anxiety.
And there's a lot of people I care about on both sides of the aisle.
The expectations for production in the time of a pandemic or in,
incredibly unreasonable. It's unfortunate because I don't see it getting any better. I see it only
getting worse. However, when things get bad, that provides us with an opportunity for change.
That provides us with an opportunity to make things more effective and efficient.
Right? That's the only way you can change. There's two ways people change. One is through inspiration
and the others through desperation.
Either
in times where things are great,
you have a role model
or you are inspired
and you make a change
or things get so bad
you have to change.
And I think that's where we're at now.
I think that's where we're at now.
You know, in a lot of these places,
they're not taking any precautions.
There's no temperature checks.
There's no,
sympathy towards well-being.
There's no,
there's not even any talk about
the actual COVID virus.
In a lot of places, a business,
you're not even allowed to talk about it.
Think about delivery drivers.
Like delivery drivers, if, I don't care
what state you're in, there's a delivery driver
that delivered to a facility
where people have COVID.
Automatically,
that person has become in contact
with those people.
maybe that person's asymptomatic.
At the very least,
if someone in your place of work comes into contact
with somebody that may have had COVID-19,
it is irresponsible
for the business to allow that person
to keep working without a test.
Regardless of what your take on the virus is,
whether you think it's bullshit
or you think it's true or it's manmade or it's not,
that doesn't matter.
What matters is respecting the opinion of everybody.
And in order to do that, if someone comes into contact with it,
that person then should be given a test
and not be able to cause chaos in the environment.
However, it's not happening.
It's not going to happen.
The large multinational corporations do not want to be liable for this.
they want to receive all the profits, none of the liability.
They're not even going to talk about it.
And this is going to be the downfall, I believe.
If the board of directors from these multinational corporations
could see the techniques being employed to put out the production,
the expected numbers of production,
if the board of directors could see the methodology
in which the immediate management team was producing results,
then the board of directors would utilize their thick blanket of plausible deniability,
pretend like they had no idea what was happening,
and they would fire every single manager in every single building,
in every single state, in every part of our,
our nation.
That's how bad it is in the buildings.
That's how bad it is.
People driving without licenses,
accidents, injuries,
people that are sick.
And I'm saddened
because I think that you're going to probably see
an eruption of violence.
Not to mention,
you can read a lot of literature
on physiology.
And I would,
say that the majority of doctors agree that when you're tired, when you're stressed, when you're
a state of fear, when you have anxiety, that you're putting added stress on your immune system.
So if there's a pandemic and people are thrust into these situations, is not the company
responsible?
Is not the company liable?
is that not the very definition of gross negligence
and should not the immediate managers be able to be sued
should not these immediate management people be liable
for the for the well-being of the so-called people they claim to lead?
I'm not a lawyer, I don't know.
And I want to be clear, I'm not trying to bring up these issues
to be an asshole.
I'm bringing up these issues
because there's a real possibility
Look, I mean, do the research.
Go online and look at the people that are dying in the logistics buildings.
Don't take my word for it.
Look it up.
Look it up.
It's a problem.
It's a problem.
You know, let me try to lighten it up a little bit.
You guys like Kevin Hart.
Like, I love, I love comedy.
I like comedians.
I like laughing.
And sometimes comedians are funny, not because of what they say.
but because of what they do.
They're still funny,
but it's a different kind of funny.
I'll give you an example.
Dave Chappelle is a phenomenal comedian.
That guy is really funny.
And I think he's like a pure,
he's like pure at heart.
Like he doesn't lie.
The stuff he says is really funny
because it's true.
You may not agree with him
and maybe not,
you may not think that everything he says is funny.
However, I think it would be hard pressed
for you.
to find an area where he is not saying what he thinks is true.
And I think it would be hard for you to find areas where he's contradicting himself.
He's thought-provoking in a good way.
I like Dave Shepu.
I think that guy's hilarious.
He's a type of comedian that's funny because he's funny.
He says funny things, thought-provoking things.
Kevin Hart, on the other hand
This guy's funny
Because of what he does
Let me give you an example
I've seen this clown
On the Joe Rogan show
And you know what
You know what Kevin Hart is it
And I bought his book
Right
I bought Kevin Hart
I bought both his books
And I read him
That way I feel
Like it's okay for me
To talk a little bit of shit about this guy
In his books
Let me just give you a little bit of background
before I get to the story.
In his books that are very open about his life,
he talks about how he made it in comedy,
how he was together with this girl
before he got big and he was never around
and he would always leave her to go to the city
and do comedy and attain his goal.
And then he makes it big
and he cheats on his wife and he leaves her.
Hey, you know what? People change.
I get it. Whatever, right?
He makes it big, has all this money
Then he marries
His best friend's sister
And he talks about
There's the love of my life
I just love, love, love her
She's pregnant
And then he fucking cheats on her
And he's like, I'll never do that again
And then she's on her again
Okay, okay
I know, I know
Maybe you're not laughing
Because you haven't heard the story yet
Okay, so he's on Joe Rogan
And he's telling a story about how he's at the Super Bowl party and he sees Jeff Bezos.
And he, his, his handler, his buddy is like, Kevin Hart's like, oh, I'm going to talk to Jeff Bezos, man, tell him how awesome he is.
And his friend says, man, I don't know if you want to do that.
I'm not a good idea, dude.
He said, what are you talking about?
He's like, look, man, I'm just saying, fucking, you want to be on that guy's nuts?
and Kevin Hart tells his friend
You don't know what you're talking about man
I'm gonna talk to him
So Kevin Hart runs up to Jeff Bezos
And he's like man
I know this isn't the time
To sit down and have a conversation with you
But I just want to tell you Jeff Bezos
I admire you man
I love you
I admire what you do Jeff Bezos
You're a billionaire man
I love you
I admire you
Okay think about that
Mother fucking people
All around our fucking
United States of America
are dying in Amazon buildings.
Get it?
Jeff Bezos is putting people in warehouses
with unreasonable, unfair labor expectations.
He's cutting their pay.
He's squeezing them for profit.
He's using these people like interchangeable parts,
which is a lot like slavery, Kevin Hart.
And here's Kevin Hart,
talking about how much he loves Amazon.
How much he loves Jeff Bezos.
Isn't that funny?
Like, that's what I mean by like, he's funny for what he does.
Like, that guy is a walking stereotype.
You're talking about how much you love Jeff Bezos?
Hey, Kevin Hart, maybe you should love your wife.
You ever thought about that, dummy?
Maybe you should love your second wife as much as you love Jeff Bezos.
How about that?
You know what I mean?
Kevin Hart is a fucking retard.
A retard.
Granted, he's a rich one.
But think about what that guy does.
That guy's running around, cheating on his wives, being a horrible father, telling the richest white guy in the world how much he loves him while the richest white guy in the world is borderline enslaving people of color.
And you have this fucking dummy celebrating them.
If you listen to this, do me a favor.
Don't ever watch a Kevin Hart movie.
And if you do, laugh at Kevin Hart because he's a dummy.
Not because he's funny.
He's funny because he's a walking stereotype.
He's funny because of what he does.
See how I tied that to Amazon right there?
You see, I took the little comedy speech right there and I dropped it over to Amazon.
I brought it back to logistics.
That's what I got for you guys today.
This is kind of a tribute to all the people in logistics, man.
This is a tribute to everybody who rolls out of bed,
throws on their shoes, and goes to work.
And this is for all my friends behind the wheel of a truck.
And I love you guys.
Thinking about you.
I love you and your families, man.
And I hope this is for all.
This is for all the drivers, man.
I hope I'm bringing you at least a smile, man.
At least a smile.
All right.
I love you guys.
Aloha.
