Ep152. JENNY TIAN / Cordial, Cults & Coronation Chicken
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00:40They do feel that good, and they do good, too. One item purchased equals one item donated.To feel good and do good, go to bombas.com and use code audio for 20% off your first purchase.That's B-O-M-B-A-S.com and use code audio at checkout.Hello, and welcome to episode 152 of Trustee Hogs. I'm Catherine Bowhart.I'm Helen BauerAnd this is our podcastAbout our perfect livesDon't be jealous
01:04And we're also going to answerAll of your problemsAnd gosh, they're very worrisomeSo we'll get to thoseDon't you worryI love the phrase worrisomeThey are thoughSometimes I think goodness
01:14And then other timesAndrew tells usHe has a problem for usFrom you knowThree and a half years agoAnd I thinkOh shitOh Jesus cried
01:21What happened to this personSo do let us knowI hope you're okaySo shout outTo anyone who wants to let us knowThey areWe'll find Eddieapproximately seven years
01:30Through the fogStep forthThe Trustee HogsYeahYou're gonna give them your problemsAnd they will solve themOr maybe they won'tAnd that's your problem
01:45They'll have guestsAnd Andrew White on the techOhIt's Helen and CatherineAs the trusty hogsTrust the Trustee HogsOhMaybe not.
02:00How the hell are you?We're both thriving.We are thriving.We're thriving.You're so freckled from your holiday.I've done all my big birthdays of the year.Okay, so you, if I may, were a real dick earlier.Because I was like, I'm going to talk about my holiday and you're like, I'm going to talk
02:17about my birthdays.And I was like, oh my God, I've missed her birthday.What?You were like, I was like, what?You were like, I had so many birthdays at the weekend.I was like, you've, and then you set it up, you wanted me to feel that bad.I didn't.You did.
02:28You did, you did a little shit.I did have so many birthdays at the weekend.And then you said, I had so many birthday celebrations at the weekend.I was like this prick.And then it turns out your birthday is still in March, because that's how they work.They stay the same every year.And yours is still August 13th.Thank you so much.
02:41You're very welcome.And then you, you, we're actually just at birthday parties.Which is not the same as me being on my holiday.It's exactly the same.No, it's not.We've both been thriving.I don't think that's the same.You went away to Greece.
02:53Whose birthdays did you go to?Francis, Gwyneth, Breed and messaging with Anna Grant, who's in Italy.now thenwho do you like the bestdon'tdon't do thatokay who's birthdaymy agent breed
03:07no but if you had to choosewhose birthday party was the bestoh my godyou can't do this to meno tell me about what they each didFrancis Francis listenshi Franciswhat do they all do for their birthday parties
03:20Francis bowling drinksI couldn't leave the bowlingI had a gig but I was there for all the drinksbut you love to bowlI am a great bowlerno I said you love to bowlI'm a great baller.You actually were pretty good in Australia.
03:32I wasn't good.I was organised.I kept the game going.I think that you were good,but then people were paying you attention,which you loved,but then it threw you off.Yeah.
03:41So,I wanted your attention.You cracked under the pressure of it though.Catherine,look at me.Yeah,that was the whole thing.Look at me bowling, Catherine.
03:47I remember, I was there.And Catherine's like trying to likehave nice chats with people and everything.And I was like,Catherine,stop everything.Look at me.I'm throwing the heaviest one this time.
03:56Joel Kimbooster's beautiful fiancéwas telling me like his heritageand,you were like,Catherine.No, he wasn't.Yeah, he was.He was.
04:03His birth story and you were like,Captain!Okay, next.What about who, what did Francis do?Francis the bowling and drinks.And then breed drinkies.Nice.Lovely afternoon.
04:16Gorgeous.And then Gwyneth, my baby,went 110% in for the birthday.Go on.And we went on a witch tour.Say everything.Say everything.everything. Where can you do a witch tour? London. What age is Guinness? Just, just five, five years old. Only five
04:36years old, okay. No, like one of the 30s. One of the 30s. You don't know. You ship back. I think 34.That's okay. And so the witching hour came. And then where'd you do this tour? Tell us everything aboutthe tour, please. London Bridge to St. Paul's Cathedral. Right. It's called like witchwhich tours or something. I think it's just, yeah, witch tours. I don't feel like I'll have a lot oftrouble finding it if I Google it and or that I would ever go go on. It was the most charming afternoon.Now, I got so many questions, right?It was a couple of hours.Afternoon.
05:04It's not like a nighttime thing.It's not like a ghost tour.No, because the last ghost tour I did was in York.Shout out to York, uni as well.Shout out to Edinburgh.Shout out to Edinburgh, uni.And, um...Shout out to Witches.
05:15Can we just go shout out to afternoon.Thank you.They're deeply underfunded at the moment.They need those shoutouts.Oh, yes.When I say underfunded, I mean badly managed.But go on.Listen to TLDR with Catherine Bohart on Radio 4 on all of your BBC sounds.
05:29platforms right now. Thank you so much. It's actually a really good episode about universities.Because Pierre Novelli's on and he's so good. No, Sunil Patel. Thank God. It's a real treat. A real treatof an app. Go on. So, um, you meet a woman dressed as a witch in London Bridge just on the street.As distinct from a witch. So she's not a witch. She's a woman dressed as a witch. She's, yeah,she's not a witch, but we all became witches. We all passed at the end of the tour and joined thewitch coven. Which she can tell you, but she's not a witch herself.She had the outfit, but I feel like she wasn't.She was like an American student, I think.
06:03Okay, hell now.Just like living her best life.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I got so many questions right when she'd asked people and I knew the answers.What kind of questions are talking?Like Henry the 8th witch questions and like hangings and stuff.And I just sort of knew, I knew some things and I felt really cool.Did you know, and like just enough to be impressive or too much to the point that people were weirded out?
06:24I was too keen at the beginning.That part I fully believe, yeah.But I feel like the keenness rubbed offbecause Quinn has friendswith a lot of actors as wellso everyone was very keenand I think I calmed down as it continues.Proud of you, proud of you, proud of you.
06:40We don't have time when we go to Dublintomorrow, which we're doing for live hogs Dublinand I'm so excited.But if we ever have time togetherwe must go to the Leprecon Museumin Temple Barwhere all the furniture is hugeso that you can take pictures of a leprecon
06:56but more importantly wheremore importantly whereAmericanYou're offensive to yourselfI listenThe reason I say it is because you reminded meBecause he said the American studentBecause I went there years ago
07:08And there was an American studentGiving the tourAnd he was so seriousHe was likeHe started out genuinely opening gambitHere's my favorite sentence I've ever heardLet me tell you some factsAbout leprechauns
07:20There's no such thing my guyThere's no facts about lepriconsThere's no facts to be hadLet me tell you some facts about lepriconsabout leprechauns. Then he says, and it's not what you imagine. It's not the Disney versionof leprechauns that I'm going to give to you today. And I was like, Disney? Disney. Disney.What Disney leprecha? Do you mean? Thumbolina? What are you talking about? She means theseven dwarfs. Like, what are you talking about? I was one of the strongest opening statements
07:45I've ever heard. I don't really remember much else because I then asked him a series of questionsabout how he could ascertain facts about leprechauns. And then he sort of stopped talking to me.Oh. So I think I also rubbed off on the tour in that I kind of ruined it.for everyone else but um and then he was mad our participation like hearts sometimes do push peopleaway yeah i agree it's tricky though because we just want to share things that we know by the wayyesterday i was doing promo for my tour and i mentioned trusty hogs on three irish radio interviews buti also might have mentioned um that um on each one that i took you to the family memorial and theonly thing you learned was that it's a Pokemon gym well i'll look forward to those last so sorry
08:27messages I got this morning about being respectful to the Irish.That makes sense.And I am sorry, but I told my mother, don't do it.It's not worth it.I don't start it with this girl.But yeah, I am sorry about that.But they laughed, so that was nice.I just think any tour in any city is always going to be, like, fun.
08:42You weirdly came off so well because that Russian woman was taking the selfies on the memorial.So you seemed so super respectful by comparison.I am respectful.We'll get to my holiday, but first I must tell you, look, my finger's all swollen.Can you see that?Oh, my God, yeah.Yeah.Why is your finger so gross?
08:57Look at the difference between them.Okay, that's pretty savage.Oh, that's disgusting.Yeah, it's pretty painful.Wait, is that because Ellen hurt her finger?No, it's because...So then you had to do the lion's share of the fingering.The lion's share?
09:13Yeah.The lions share of the fingering, and now your finger's swollen.I hate queer Helen.I hate it so much.I love queer Helen so much.I'm thinking of having a sapphic salon.By the way, in the winter time.Wait, there's so much going on here.
09:30What the fuck's a Sapphic salon?It's probably just going to be like booze and lots of lesbians on my house.Stop it.To which I will invite you.I can come to these now.Yeah, I know.So exciting.Oh, my God.
09:40And what do we do?Um, I guess we hang out with each other.Oh, it's not like a sex thing.Oh, no, you should.I hope you have sex.Okay.So where it is a sex thing?It can be.
09:50I could have sex in your house.Um, I'd rather you kind of took someone home, but I guess if you're desperate.No, it's so far.If you're desperate.It's so far.If you're desperate, you can go to their house.Ooh, because they all live around there, don't they?Yeah.
10:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.They really do.Great.Okay, great.I'll let you know.I think you would love to be involved in my first queer sex moment.I was just like to say, I think I'm partly happy it because I want to be present at your first gay night out.You want that so bad to set me up with my first queer night.
10:19I'm going to invite Francis as well so that you have a little buddy.Yes.And the other thing to say is that, no, I get this thing.in the mornings where my hands don't work I sometimes can't like hold a cup or open things likeum my I get really sore joints and my hands get kind of stuck wait that's arthritis isn't it I think so yeahmy mom has arthritis yeah yeah yeah and I sent her a picture of my finger and she was like oh sweet babygirl that's it oh fun and I get like my hands on feet and knees can sometimes be quite sore but it'sit's the worst I've had it where it's like stayed past and that like been a whole 24 hours oh god but yeah so
10:54I guess my fingering days are numbered so I should get to it.Wait, what can you do for arthritis in this day and age?There's not really anything, is that.You can do lots of things, depending on what kind it is.But a lot of them are steroids.And I also just like, it's probably too, I should go to a doctor.I'll go to a doctor.I think, yeah, for sure.
11:09I'll start with the doctor bit.You don't want to live in pain.No, but I also don't want to like take, we'll see.Yeah, we'll just going to figure out options.We'll see, we'll see.If not, we'll go to a witch.Or just come to me because I'll pass the test.Oh, my God, amazing.
11:24What can you do?Done and done.Do you mean drugs?We never did mushrooms in the end.I did.Huh?I forgot about this.Absolute waste of my time.
11:35Came off stage.Sorry, what?Came off stage the other day.Sorry, did you want to maybe mention that you did them?I forgot about this.When did this happen?They didn't touch the size.I will never tell you about my holiday.
11:44Go on.Okay, I won't name any names, but I came off stage somewhere.When?And I'd say like a couple of weeks, vaguely couple of weeks ago.I'll tell you everything.Yeah, yeah.And some of the comics were doing drugs.Where, where, where, where?
11:57No one does it in front of me.I've never heard this.Where?And I can't tell you, it's so obvious.No, no, don't tell me the world, but was it like green room?Yeah.Wait, I've never said that out.My whole 10 years of comedy.
12:07Never in my entire life.And I was like, this feels like a great chance for me.I'm far away from home.Those are the opposite of great chances.I'm far away from home.I don't know which hotel I'm staying in.I'm 100% in.No.
12:20So I immediately go, lick-de-lick-lick with the, there were like drops, right?And I felt.nothing. I went back like half an hourlater for more and honestlynothing. Nothing. And other people were likedo you feel it? Do you feel it? And I was likeno. Did you feel happy or like? I mean I was giggly but I thinkI was giggly because I'd also had
12:40a like I had a cocktailin a can and likeI had a lovely gigand I was like a badlike a cheap ass weak version of drugs. I think it was peoplewho were like microdosing and they werealso like no likelike I think from what I understand
12:59because I spoke to someone who was a big mushroom headand they were like yeah but you ate dinneryou didn't think you were doing them and also likeyou're not going to relax into it because you're sort of likeyou're like you've got to go find your hotelyou've got a train in the morninglike it's just your brain's just not going to go thereand I was like yeah that's true
13:15but we all went to the pub togetherand everyone was like giggling and I was like I guessyeahpubslike you know when you're like pretending to be fucked afterone shaman of iceand then you realize that, like, you're the only one.Never heard anyone pronounce it Schmarnoff eyes.
13:30Schmernoff. Wait, no, it is.Shmarnoff.Sometimes you can really tell you.That's like a girl who spent some time in Germany.Shmarnov.Smirnoff.Do you girls want some schmernov ice?Yes, I said schmarnoff when I lived in Germany.
13:42It was so great.You want some schmernov?I'm not a right.I'm not a regular mom.I'm a cool mom.Am I the girl that lived in Germany?And I'm like, I don't remember how to say things.Like, smirnoff?
13:55You are the girl who.who went to Mexico.Mexico.I am the girl that went toMexico unless we forget.I know a baby girl, I know it.Smirnoff.Whatever you like.
14:04What, no, don't know whatever you like me.What is it?Don't because now I look like a freak.Smirnoff, right?Smirnoff.Okay, everyone's nodding.Smirnoff.I knew that.
14:13You know what?Fuck all of you.I've also been to Russia.Nice.Yeah, for DostPrima Chachanost.You're so good at languages last.My Moroccan.
14:24My Moroccan.taxi driver dropped me off last night and what you were in Morocco last night no my taxi driverwas Moroccan he dropped me home yeah from because I was hosting this event for women inconstruction oh my god the perfect crowd we'll get to a shout out for women in constructionshout out women in construction oh my god my people they were so nice they didn't even mind meassertion that they were all lesbians the whole time um I know they didn't even mind me kind of makingthem do like wedding poses when they came up toget their words from me. I was like, let's look like
14:57a perfect lesbian family. They were nice.Butthe, a lot of them, I think maybe wereeven straight weird. Anyway, I don't know.People are in denial, but the, you know.People are mad. Not me.You were trying to say something about yourMoroccan taxi driver. When I got out of a taxi driver last night
15:14he was like Gerv Magus, which is the Irish way of saying, thank you.And I couldn't believe it. It was so sweet and nice.That's charming. I know. And he was like, I told you I had someIrish friends. Like, I hadn't believed him, but he hadto prove it. It was so sweet. Oh, he was nice. You're thriving. Everyone's being lush. Yeah, I hada really nice time in Greece. You have to tell us everything. Well, I didn't think I really caredabout Greek food. That's what I'll say. I was like, ambivalent about Greek food. I was like a Greeksalad. Yeah, I love fresh ingredients. Yeah, sure. Okay. Holy fucking shit. Right? First of all,
15:48have you had this thing with a wrap feta in philo put sesame seeds onwarm like heated cook it and then cover it and soak it in honeysweet mother of jesus christ so i'm sorry i don't love feta it was astounding incrediblegreek salad divine shrimp salad divine then they had this like um it was like a greek ricottawhich is like a salty kind of crumbly stuff kind of squidgy lovely ricotta with lots of figs oh my goddivine then the thing that they eat loads of is lobster pasta which i did not know i did not knowthey had lobsters there it's a in caffalonia lobster pasta is a real thing and we had all kinds of itit was divine oh my god what else did i eat i ate so much fish it was delicious i ate uh just like
16:37everything was just so fucking good the food was just so fresh and delicious and like you know likethe cucumbers tasted better and the tomatoes tasted amazing and they are really into omelets and dothem so fucking well.It was just incredible.Tell Shaw McLaughlin, he'll lose his mind.Honestly, I had this omelet in Athens that was so beautiful.Yeah.Oh, because we went to Athens.
16:58I was stuck on your journey that, you know?So, there was a storm when we arrived.No, in Greece.In Caffalonia, which is where we were going.And we got there and they were like, we can't see, this isn't like, it's like an old airport.There's no precision landing.So we can't see the runway.Oh, my God.
17:14So how you usually land here is you see it.and then you just kind of throw yourself at it.No.This, by the way, is what the actual pilot's saying.He's like, usually just aim for it.Right?And I was like, well, that's hell on earth.Why would you say that to it?
17:28So he's like, we're just going to go around and go to Zakynthos.Great.I've been Zanti.Right.No, Zakynthos.Yeah, Zanty.It's the same thing.I don't think that it is.
17:39Yeah, it's like Magaloof is one thing, but Shagaloo is another, but it's the same thing.Hello?No.Yeah, Zanty is Zikynthos.I'm going to trust Helen because she knows.Yes. Okay, maybe it is. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome. I thought it was Zanzibarfive seconds, five episodes ago, so don't worry about it. Which would be a crazy place for youthe holiday. Anyway, we, they're like, okay, which makes sense, right? Because Zakindos is literally
18:02visible from Kefalonia. A very easy, ferry ride, a very easy trip there the next day, makes sense.Yeah. We get to Zikindos and they're like, okay, we're going to try again in a couple of hoursto get you into Kefalonia. Okay, okay. You say that.Helen, but that meant sitting for three hourson the flight would already been on for five hourscoming through turbulence because of the stormwhich meant that the, at this point, plane wasexclusively the scent of vomit. People all around us
18:31puking. Oh my God. And praying.Oh, they didn't let you off the plane in Zantino? No.And for the last hour we had been flying through a storm.There was a woman across from us who just kept going, oh!Oh, mother of God! Oh!Oh, mother of God.A pregnant woman behind mepuking her fucking guts up.
18:51Oh!Oh, my God.It was hell, right?Hell on earth.Ellen went into like fullterror.She's scared of heightsand she scared of planes.
19:02I was more freaked outby my reaction,which was like,well, I guess we're going to diesomehow.I was so chillbecause I was likeimmediately accepting of death.
19:10Weird.She was like,you were so relaxedthat it was actuallydisconcerting.Like it wasn't comfortingbecause your calm was too.like the inevitable comes for us all.
19:19You were ready for judgment day.Yeah, I was like, well, I guess it's all way to go.Like what?And a quiz is coming at the gates.You know what I'm bloody ready.Let's get ready for Jesus.No.Oh, oh, God.
19:32Oh, God.Crazy.Then we sit on this, in this like, I guess,whole of, like, repentance and vomitthat people have just woken up toonce we've landed in Zikinsos.And then,we try again.
19:48They're like, we'll have another hurl.We'll throw ourselves at that island again.We'll see how we go.No dice.So then they're like, don't worry.We'll just reroute to Athens.Athens isn't closer to Kephalonia.Wouldn't you just stay in Zanty?
20:00Exactly.Thank you, Helen.See how you figured it out so vast?I was like, excuse me,why aren't we just staying in Zanth?Should you put your hand up on us?Yeah, obviously, but nobody listened.No.
20:09And then, in fact, the woman just said from her seat,please don't ring the bell if it's not an emergency.which I found to be fairand then they figured you outwe got to it was like blood yetthen we get to Athens and to be fair to themat 1 a.m. after leaving us there for agesthey eventually are like
20:29well the pilot first of all saysnothing will happen as quickly as you hopeokay well there's an honestyI liked the pilot I really didhe was very too honest but I respected himthere was a real transparency there he was rightnothing happened as quickly as we would have liked you tobut eventually we were brought to
20:43a genuinely swanky ass hotelthe president hotel in AthensI strongly recommended a beautiful poolon the top of the roof and it was just sonice and honestly at that point I was just so gladto be out of the pukcan that I was thrilledbut then I thought worst case scenario now is that
21:00we have to get up at like fucking 6am for a flightthat then doesn't lastbut actually we got a full daythey were like we'll take you on the 8pm flightso we got to go to the acropolisand have a gorgeous day wandering around AthensOh actually this is like making the best of a bad situationYeah, it wasn't too bad.
21:16It lost us a day technically, but not really because we got it in Athens and then ate beautiful food and saw history and went to the like hipster part of Athens and ate the most just like delicious, delicious food and then got our flight to Catalonia and then it was fine.How was the Acropolis?So big.Yeah.It's so big.I, it's so funny, watching Ellen, who's this like sweet history nerd who was reading the short history of Greece on the trip.Did she ever break down on the Acropolis?It's not easy.
21:45for the English to be there.No, no, no, no.But she was having like a really, like a really,oh yeah, there was a point at whichwhen we were going through the history of Kefaloniaand I was like, do you have to fucking fuck with everything?This is a tiny island.What did you need it for?
21:58What did you need it for?Like, why did it have to be?Anyway, she was like, sorry everyone, sorry everyone, sorry everyone.Sorry everyone.She was in the habit thoughbecause we've just been to an Irish weddingso she was like, sorry everyone, sorry everyone.My bad, that's on me, that's on me.
22:12Yeah, exactly.And so then, um,Oh my God, my family are all musicians and sang loads of rebel songs and songs on the second day of the wedding.And Ellen's had to keep being like, sorry, everyone.That good songs.But then we were, what was I saying?Am I all right?You're in Athens.
22:33You're at the Acropolis.Ellen's read the history.You're all right, but you're still in Greece.Yeah.And so she is like really kicking herself that she doesn't necessarily know the difference between every single year.historical era like theMissonI don't know
22:50Greece is not myNor minebut she's likekicking yourself over like200 year differenceshowever many years BCand then this Americanguy walks by us and just goes
23:01oh my Godthere's ruins over thereoh my godthere's ruins over thereand I was just likeyou can always rely on the yangThat's so funny.They're sweet angels.
23:18I don't want to say that they are bad at history, but wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.That's so funny.Wow.Just to go like, oh my God, there's ruins over there.Do you mean the Acropolis?Do you mean the actual literal Acropolis?Sweetheart, they've got cats in Europe.Sweetheart!
23:36They got coffee here too.I would have one.One time, we were, I can't remember when we were on holiday, but that wasof Americans that is like a family when I was younger and like we got talking to this Americanfamily and the mum was like oh my God England England. England. Love to go to England at some pointbut tell me sweetheart does it have any beaches and my dad was like it's an island she was like noan island no no no way crazy. I was listening to it's astonishing I was listening to an episode of apodcast about cults yesterday that I usually were
24:14enjoy and I think of as a fairly credible entity brilliant and they were talking about thisScottish guy who set up a cult the two by twos okay and they were like so he set it up inScotland and he brought lots of people over who came with him no the Scottish guy set it up andhe brought loads of people over with him from Ireland and I was like wait I miss somethingI went back I was like so this Scottish man set it up and he brought loads of people over withthem from Ireland and I was likeokay I must admitno that's sure maybe he went via Ireland
24:49maybe that's what happened nothey just kept referring to the Scottish man from Irelandand I was likeit's so charmingit's charming I guess but I was likeI gotta stop listening to this I wishI wish that we could keep going on about thisbut Catherine we've got a gas coming in
25:10oh my God we do thank God she's not AmericanBut she just moved here.She's moved here, but she's Australian.She has some hot takes. I've seen them on Instagram.About...We've got to ask her about her feelings on English bread.Okay.Let's do it.
25:23Okay.Amazing.Please.Welcome to the podcast.It's the wonderful Jenny Chan.Woo!Woo!Feel good about back to school with help from Whole Foods Market.
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26:43I'm very well.How are you too?Good, delighted.I feel like you haven't acclimatized to the British yet.No, I'm going to, no, no, I'm going to say it because I just had a sip of my drink.You did?Yeah.I haven't had a sip out of it yet today.
26:54Yeah.And I said, oh my God, I forgot there's some squash and this.Yeah.And it tastes a very weak squash.And what did you say?I said, like, pumpkin squash?Like that?Sweet Jenny.
27:05You haven't had squash?What's, is it?Is it a pumpkin squash?No, no, no.No, no.So in here, in, in,In Ireland, we call it something different.In Ireland, we call it dilute, dilutable.
27:15It's like stuff, you might call it juice.Cordial?Oh, cordial.Cordial.I love Australians so much.Yeah, it took us so long together.We got there.Yeah, that's what you mean.
27:25Oh, wow, what a weird word for it.Squash.So there's a type, because it's like squashed fruit.Oh, my God.That's so visceral.It's quite violent there these days.Yeah, wait, but do you guys have a word for cordial at all?Or do you always just reverse words?
27:39Squash.It's squash.Oh, my God.It's so violent.Wow. Cordial is like cordial.See, she's like squash.The upper classes call it cordial.Oh, undoubtedly, undoubtedly.
27:48I think it feels like I'll take it.I'm classy.You're fancy.You're fancy.You're fancy.Squash for you.Yeah, I didn't.Quash.
27:56Cordial takes so long to say, and if I may, especially in your accent.It's fun though, cordial.I don't have that kind of time.For cordial.You live in a big city now, Jenny.I don't think so.You have fun diluting it and everything.It like takes a bit cordial.
28:11No, come on. You can't have a meeting and say cordial on the same day. That's too long.We've just said cordial about 12 times, I reckon. This episode is 47 hours long now. That's a lack.Oh my God. This episode title does not have cordial in it. I'm going to lose my mind.Wait, I want to talk about the big issue at hand, because this isn't even the biggest issue when it comes to British things that Jenny's experiencing.Go ahead, my babe. When did you move here? Give us the dates.I moved. I'd say it's been about like four weeks now. I moved just after Edinburgh Fringe.Fantastic. Where did you move from, just for the listener?From, so I'm from Sydney, Australia originally.
28:46Amazing.Yeah.But that's the city you were living in you weren't in Melbourne.No, I was not.I just met you in Melbourne and therefore assumed that that's where you're from.No, absolutely not.I am so Sydney.Wow.
28:55A hard no on Melbourne.A hard no on Melbourne.Right, okay, fine.It's like, what is it?Like how Edinburgh and Glasgow are like you can't mistake them for each other.That's like Sydney and Melbourne.I definitely wasn't mistaking them for each other so much.I didn't realize it was such an intense rivalry, but I'm definitely excited to know about it.
29:10And we will get into shitting on Melbourne in a second.Before that, I've been following your Instagramand wow, wow, wow, you have some issues with the bread.I don't like, I don't understand your bread here.Okay, and British people are so passionate about it.Can you please lower your hand?Sorry, Catherine, so I do want to get into this as well,but we're just coming with fun questions.
29:32This is a loving environment.Can we all say it's a safe space?And that felt for a question incredibly combative.I know that we're talking about something that's so dear to your heartand bread is...It's dear to the nation's heart.Yeah, bread's complicated.Of course it is.
29:47But let's let's Jenny tell her truth.I'm just glad the Queen's not alive to hear this.Yeah.Okay.So, okay, so bread in Australia is in a square.All brands of bread are in a square.Yeah.And they all fit in the toaster and you never have to think about it.
30:04And since I've come here to the UK,both when I was in Scotland and also here in London,um the bread that they sell is all rectangular yeah and you'd imagine that okay they havetoasters that then adapt to the shape of this bread and then I put the bread in and then there'sthe little top of it that's peaking out which I didn't enjoy I made a little Instagram thingI posted about it and the amount of comments I got from all these British people were any of thecomments and I just I'm just spitballing or any of them hey Jenny welcome yes thank you have youconsidered turning it on its side everyone has said yeah okay everyone has said it and i have
30:44done a response to this one as well but no one watched no one watched this one everyone just watchedthe one where i couldn't no one means the correction thank you no go on and then i what's your no pleaseplease you're in a public forum what's your response my love so i would also like a chance to respondat some point you can respond to the response but we're just going to let jenny tell her no 100%and i want to hear your trade this is really cool isn't it this is you're the judge i'm the defendantAnyway, so I, the toaster that I had, the place that I was living in, I tried to turn it on its side and it wouldn't fit in unless like if I cut like a lot of the crusts off of both ends, then it could fit in.But I don't want to do that every single time.I feel like every piece of bread, you have to say cordial today.
31:24I have to say cordial a lot, right?So every, I feel like, okay, from a design perspective, okay, bread should fit in a toaster.That's just what it should do.and I shouldn't have to like cut off crustor like add any further steps to itand that's my stance.Can I say one thing?I'm not doing anything
31:42so I don't even know why we're trying to pacify me right now.The only reason I ask,the only reason I want to say something actuallyis because I was with you.I was honestly, I was looking at your storiesand I was like, yeah,you just don't get it, turn it on the side.And I was like, okay,
31:54don't we know where we have this beef with the bread.I think it's fine.It's also like what's the problem with the breador the toaster and I feel like we're attacking breadfor something that's nothing to do with it.Oh, that's interesting.Okay.Well, you say that, but do you know what re-tipped me?
32:05Go for it.Jenny, in a sort of like, I think a real, like,gauntlet-throwing move, a sort of like, a real mic-drop moment,posted a picture of a sandwich maker and the bread.Yes.And then you realize those are also square.And the bread seeps over the edges of that too.So what should be a perfect toasty
32:26just has a sort of weird, mushy moat on the side.and honestly for me it was case closed thank you so much thank you i didn't know i had an issue withi didn't know i had an issue with it but i think the bread should be square right everywhere else in theworld it's square except you can i say this not i think mentioned on your not mentioned on youron your stories which i'm now acting like was the news but i felt like if it is square you get morecoverage of all of the spread harder to get up around those round edges do you know what i'm sayingfloor is yours she's furious in this day and age of 24 yeah with the cost of living crisishappening in Britain don't know if you've heard about it it's awful I assume Jenny's paying her rent
33:17in English pants so yes hasn't you heard of it God knows what she's up to I say that God knows I don'twant to judge but like you're at sea my love the idea that you'd want less for what you're payingfor is mad like they're giving you more bread than is required the loaf would be longerplease please give me a minute what you get there is you get to put your toast in you can rip upthe top okay and then you've got a little peanut butter half sandwich whilst you're waiting foryour toast the idea that you need your sandwich to be squared despite the fact that you can makeit square and that as an option feels mental to me that's so much admin in the sandwich stuff it's notadmin it's just more food be grateful but it's like that okay so but the thing is the more food
34:06that you're getting is like becoming an inconvenience to you because there's that little bit atthe top that's it's not inconvenient it's not inconvenient it is inconvenient if you want then just pop itand just flip it around the toast halfway through why you'd have to think of that it's not so much workhow do we think that's so much work but also as a person who likes things to be symmetricalbut there is square bread you can find square bread but if you're tearing off of it you're tearing off ofand then you're tearing off another bit, they're not the same.Then your sandwich is uneven.But why are you toasting the bread that you make a sandwich with?
34:37Because it's tasty.It's tastier when you toast things, you know?Not always.Not always.So if you like un-toasted bread, like you, who eats un-toasted bread?Wait, sorry, what?All the time.Okay, what are you making with untoasted bread?
34:52Sandwiches!Yeah, but sometimes, like, two days into only the bread, you're going to want to toast itbecause it just goes a little bit hard.No, because I keep it in the freezer.Wait, what?That bit, I'm like, also like, why would you, why would you do that?Because it goes straight in the toaster and it does keep fresh.You have your bread and then you keep it in, and then you put it in the toaster and then it thaws
35:11and it needs to go in twice anyway, so you're flipping it either way.It's not a big deal.It shouldn't be this much of a big deal.Why are you screaming?Yeah, why are your hands out now?I don't know.I'm getting really defensive right now.You've already told Jenny to go back where she's come from.
35:26No.You also already told you to be grateful.I don't think I did.It's on, I think it's on the, I think we've got a podcast.I don't know, I'm definitely not going to cut there.I'd say, that would definitely be a moment to cut that.I see how it is, Helen.I just think like, there's like, you're thinking of it as like bread is just this like
35:43one square thing.We've got bagels that need to go in these toasters.If it's higher up, then it won't pop up enough that you'll be able to get to it.You've got Pop-Tarts.Yet they fit because that design, but if it was a lot lower down, the bagel would pop up,you'd have to put your fucking hand in the toaster.to get it out like it is trying to accommodate so many different sizes of bread also let's talk aboutloaves like not everyone's buying sliced bread you can get a sourdough loaf you've got to cut it up
36:10yourself like make your own choices and decisions and don't blame the tools around youyou are really angry i don't know where this is coming from i mean part of me i'm going to behonest halfway through that i was like they've got a point yes but for the sake for the sake of thisand the bit, I guess.I cannot concede to it.Helen, can I say something?No, because I'm actually getting a bit stressed now.I can really tell.
36:36But, because whenever you do this with your boobs,it's stress time.Is it what I think?It's, she holds it to, she's thinking.It's so true.Maybe I should try that.I don't know if it works for us with our tiny tibus.Okay, I see.
36:46It's like...She gets all her wisdom from thembecause there's stuff in there.Those are just so full.But maybe we could.I've never heard them described as full.They're nice and full.Your breasts are so full.
36:57So nice and full.There's so much happening in there.Yeah, that's nice.That's nice.Of knowledge.What about this?What if Jenny's right?And it's okay for us to admit that I'd not have to play devil's advocate because
37:09no one is wearing a cap here and this isn't a men's podcast.That means my entire life to this point has been a lie.You know what?You do sound like the entire comment sections on the news.Like pretty much everyone in the comment section is on your side and like who is thisrandom Australian girl?girl, just get a bigger toaster.Yeah.
37:30So.What are they getting their bigger toasters?What do they mean?Get a bigger toaster?Oh, my God.I'm like, I went shopping the other day for a toaster, which, look, I really shouldn'thave got because it was so cheap.And the guy was like, this is a great toaster, and I just believed him.
37:41And then I've, I've looked that now.Sorry, you went in person to buy a toaster.Yeah.Like, it's 1984.I mean, like, I like going in person to get things because you can get things like instantly,you know?I know, you mean, yeah.Yes, right.
37:54Thank you so much.Same day delivery?You just, you just, you just go.Yeah, right, you just, you just go and get it.But like, same day delivery is like sometimes it's not on the same day.And like, what if I'm not home, you know?Like, there's all these considerations to make.Well, you're out buying.
38:07I'm saying cordial.Yeah.Yeah, I'm, you're buying Cori.Where did you go to buy the toaster?Oh, my God.It was some, I really shouldn't have gone in there.But it was like, one of those shops that kind of sell everything.No.
38:18No.No.Like, everything like, sweeping brushes outside.Yes.So, like, they hang sponges from the ceiless.Yes.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.and they're selling, like, blankets and random bits of, like, crockery and whatever.
38:30Some rugs.Yes.Everything looks like it's made of porcel, but when you touch it, it's plastic.That vibe, yeah, you shouldn't have both of toast.I love those shops.You should throw that away.That's going to set your house on fire.Okay, when I toast my bread, it smells like burning plastic.
38:44Get rid.Get rid.It works.It works.You know what I mean?And microplastics are good for you and small dices.I don't know that that's true.I'm worried about you.
38:55Yeah.I'm fine.Make a suggestion.It's to get an...No, no, this is a welcoming to, like, Britain, like...Oh, yeah.So, number one, buy some squash at the supermarket.You're going to be charmed by it.
39:05Right. Is it good? Is it good?Is it really good.And the flavours here are better.Oh, okay.Yeah. Peach squash Robinsons.So good.We've spoken about it on the podcast quite a bit,but we are living in a golden age of squash in the UK, right?
39:16Yeah.No way.It's a really great to.I wish we'd know this before.I would have brought you a couple of your first bottles of squash.Oh, no, no worries.It would have been nice.It would have been...
39:24I would have brought you a toaster, frankly, that wasn't a habit.Um, go on.Um, okay, you're going to lose your mind.But if you need any other household items, I, I know, it's so many.Have you heard of Argos?Oh my God.I ordered, like, half my stuff from Argos the other day, like my juveys, like it comes online.You've got to go in person.
39:43What?You don't have, sorry.No, it's, you actually don't.It's the only place you could go to that makes ordering online somehow slower, by which I mean,You go there and then you order online in their catalogs at the desk.And then you queue for a teenager who's furious and you don't know why and you'll never know why.To call your number, maybe.They'll probably just expect you to know it on a screen.
40:09And then the teenager goes receipt and then you hand your receipt that you got from another machine.And he honestly throws whatever you've ordered at your face and you try to catch it.And it comes from underground and you don't get to see it until you've bought it.Oh, you don't get to like feelNo, you're in a doctor's surgeryYou're in a waiting roomOf just catalogsYou type in a number
40:31You write it down if it's availableIt's awfulAnd then they call youAnd it comes, the item comes from undergroundAnd the teenager throws it like Harry PotterOh no, sweet angelNo, it's not, it's not at all like Harry PotterIt's like...
40:44It's just like Harry PotterNoYou love this for some reasonIt's really funBecause you just don't knowUntil it appearsOh, and that's, but you just spent a lot of money on this.It's the risk that makes you feel alive.
40:59I feel like you love gambling.Oh, yeah, big time.We've got to watch her.She's big into Bitcoin at the moment.Oh, my God.Not Bitcoin, Salana.My apologies.Forgive it.
41:08But Jenny, wait, wait, wait, four weeks in, what the hell else have you found out about London?What are you enjoying?What are you liking?What are the pros?I, oh, I love your supermarkets.Thank you.There's so much variety and, like, a healthy level of competition.so they're competitive in terms of their pricing and I love the little hierarchy that goes on like
41:27yeah like like like okay so like like liled is like really really cheap from what I little littleyes I love that you said little because that's also cute and adorable yeah I didn't understand theirlogo it was like it's very confusing no no it's it's really everything here is confusing I when I first gothere I was like, as, as, as, as, as the price, as to, as the price, as to, as to, mm-hmm,it took a while. It's completely reasonable. That is fine. Okay, it's very cheap. But, but thestaples are really good in there. Yeah. I've yet to go there because it looks so cheap.It's really good for, like, rice, really good for wine. Okay. Clothes.No, wait, they sell clothes. Okay, no, but what they do have, okay, so what Little has,
42:12what it's famous for is it's a thing called it's middle aisle. Yeah. And themiddle aisle is honestlyanything. Oh, it's like a bargain being type of it.Yes. But I'm talking likeyou'll be like, oh, a pram.Yeah. Oh, a wetsuit. Oh, I think.Is it like a alley? A lawnmower.Exactly like Aldi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's so cool.
42:34Am I thinking of Aldi with the middle aisle? Is that the one who...I don't know. I think they both have it. It's astonishing.Wow. A competitor to Audi. I love these. It's really exciting.Oh my God. It's really exciting.German supermarketsAnd I don't think this is trueBut I got told that they're German brothersThat went two different ways
42:50And one brother owns oneAnd one brother owns the other oneBut that can't be true,that's not trueIt's that one of the brandsThat I'm not sure whichBut I think it's LiddleHas split into North and South
43:00So it is, depending on which country you're inOr city you're inYou are in one of two types of LittleThere are two typesNo, there's two types of Little?Yeah, yeahBecause they had an argument overWhether or not they sold cigarettes
43:12Is that the different to us?What's the different one?That's so dramatic.I believe it's the, so yeah, I think that's a different.Wait, you keep talking.I'm so Googling, then.Okay, but what has become your go-to supermarket?Okay, so I guess, can I guess?
43:24Can I guess?Oh, yes, yes.Where do you live?Don't docks yourself.Just tell me, like, north-south, north.Okay, I'm going to say Sainsbury's.Yes.Nice.
43:32It's always the most convenient and it has everything you're probably going to need.It has everything.Yeah.And I fell in love with the Sainsbury strawberries when I was in Scotland.They're really good, huh?They're really good.Yeah, they're really good.I'm afraid we are coming to the end of that good season.
43:44Oh my God, I'm sorry.I had a punt out of Sainsbury strawberries the other day and I wanted to cry because I was likewhat's happening.They're incredible.You're, oh no, because is it starting to get the white tips?The white and then they taste like sour and unrived.Yeah, they're sort of GMs.Yes.
43:58Oh my God.You've missed the summer.Why would I come here if you guys don't have strawberries?It was actually crazy of you to come here at the end of the summer.Having come from the winter.You're about to lose your mind for us at Summers though.That's so true.Oh my God.
44:11That's so.consumers like mandarin's like small oranges oh but they're different to mandarin's yeah oh what i don't knowhow but they are they're just different types of fruit but they are of like they're like a differentplant but they're so good clementines so good okay so good okay you're gonna have a great timethose get really good also um what else is going to be in season that's going to be delightfulyou were talking about meal deals with me oh my god i love meal deals i love meal deals i loveChristmas meal deals.Oh, Christmas meal deals.
44:42Oh my God. Yeah, it goes like turkey and stuffing sandwiches.I'm so excited.I love like, I mean, everyone here says, you're so nice.I love meal deals.Well, everyone says that like, oh, meal deals are so bad because they used to be likethree pounds.That was so cheap.And I'm like, five pounds is incredibly cheap.
44:57It's a good deal.Are you kidding me for a snack, a nice little snack with so much variety, a meal, likea main, and then a drink as well?Can you please say snack again with that level of enthusiasm?A snack.Yes, I love it. I love a snack, right? Personal question, which meal deals have you tried so far?And what are you picking? As said snack. Okay. Heavy on the cake. Oh my God. So, okay, for my drink, I love, oh my God, the logo is like this little smiley face.Innocent. Yes. And it's like, it's like the blue green flavor of it. I really like that one. Wow. And then I really like for a snack, I love fruit. It makes me feel like I'm being really.
45:38healthy and then that's so sweet wait what are we talking like little pundits of grapes a little boxoh i love when like okay so i've noticed that the strawberries in those snack packs aren't the greatestthey're too wet yeah so it would be like the apple and like bit of grape yeah yeah i like that comboi love when i don't have to do any actual like like biting of the apple it's already cut off yes it's allit's all good it tastes better i don't know why i completely agree with you i'm aboutyour mind with a better option in a second but go on. Yeah, yeah, go on. Okay. And then I love, um,what have I had? I really like the, um, Caesar, the wrap. My house makes a dick to the chickenbacon Caesar wraps. Yes. Yeah, he puts them in the microwave. He takes them home.
46:18What? And heats it up in the microwave and then eats it. That's disgusting. I know,because it's like, it's like, it's like, he swears by it. I don't like that. I'm curious. I'mcurious. I want to try it. Do you want to come over? Yeah, I'll come over. You can both heat up yourwraps together. Imagine if that's Jenny and Sunil's meat cute and then they marry. Yes.Oh, my God.That's so nice.More mayonnaise, people.That's, oh, no, that's wrong.
46:40But, okay, so did you know, have you been to a waitrose yet?Oh, I think I went to one, one time.And it felt very posh.It's very posh.I felt a little bit out of place.Yeah, notice me too.I would never shop there.I love it.
46:53Oh, you guys.Well, my hometown had a waitrose, and the only nightclub in town is below the waitrose.Oh, that's how, like, fucking fancy.So what I like about waitros is, they do.a kids meal dealWhat? That ishonestly like the stuff of dreamsBecause we're talking
47:12Cheese or cheese and ham or ham sandwichesThat are cut up into quarters crossed off sometimesA door a bowlThe snack options are absolutely divineWe're talking palm bears rightWe're talking cute little fruit packetsWe're talkingIt's just like maybe there was like a little packet
47:28I feel like it's waiters thoughI feel like there was a tiny packet of quite a bougie sweetMaybe it was hell of those kitten onesCandy KittenBut maybe I'm imagining thatIt's justHonestly they're so beautifully madeIt's like if you had a trad wife for a mom
47:41Do you know that kind of energyIt's like really gives likeI thought about you dearLike you'd expect to find a note in thereWith your name on my godI need thatYou have to go thereIt's really good
47:50It's really goodIt's a strong recommendSo are you doing like Sainsbury's Tesco bootsYesNot even a meal dealNot even is fineIs it boots a chemist?It's rough
48:00It's also a meal dealThe meal deal's roughI will never say a bad word about bootsI adore them.It's my favorite place to do a big shop.It's incredible.I absolutely love it.If you ever want to go and get your essentials, I'm your girl.
48:10I absolutely love that place, but I don't think it's the place you buy your meal deal from.You're fucking mental.Marks and Spenters exist.I feel like you shop at all these places with like a bit too much variety.You know, like the clothes in that supermarket and then now like you're shopping for your food at a chemist.Yeah, I do agree.I get my drugs at Topshop.It's been closed for seven years.
48:36I like my son-wages from my chemist.And I like my clothes from a supermarket.And I'm sick of this.I'm sick of being attacked.Sorry.They, um, in boots, if you like the raps, the chicken raps, they do a, have you ever hadcoronation chicken?Wait, what's coronation chicken?
48:52It's like a 1980s British mom's cuisine.It's famously not the 1980s.It's from, it was designed for Queen Elizabeth the second's coronation.Okay.Why would they make a dish called coronation?because I'm explaining your culture is Jenny.It's from the 80s.Okay.
49:07Thank you.I think it's famously from 1952.Jenny, it's from 1980.Okay.Okay.And it's chicken cooked.You get so pissed off.And I'm not pissed off.
49:21She's so easy to make a noise.I'm genuinely not put.I'm actually really, what is wrong with me today?I'm so angry.No, I finished.Really?I'm like three days post.This is you light.
49:33This is you light.happy.No, that's okay, baby girl.That's okay.You're pissing me off.I really know.I know.I know.
49:42I'm sorry.No, you're not.You're smiling.Yeah,I'm not sorry.I'm smiling because I kind of want you.I'm hoping it'll make you stop like with a baby.Like, ah.
49:50Hey,Hey.I just,I want you to try coronation chicken.It's okay,I'm calm.I'm not attacking you.Yeah.
49:58I love having you here.Yeah.Thank you.I love you.You're having these experiences.Yes.And I'm sorry about the bread thing.I think I got a bit.
50:04it's me and brett are very close i i think i was yeah yeah sorry sorry okay well that's sorryyou don't understand what's just happened is like it's we're episode 152 i think that's the first timei've ever seen helen voluntarily without being told to apologize to a guest and she needs toapologize you get it every week that's sorry that was like the the most sorrysorry sorry i didn't mean it and we could tell but i make a uh lastpitch for coronation chicken well no if you're a meat eater and i gather that you are i am and i haven'thad one in like 12 14 years but i used to go mad for and i see that it's still on sale so it muststill be popular the hoisoned duck in marks and spencers oh is it in any way authentic no
50:57is it fucking delicious yes okay it's astounding spring onion a little bit of cucumber don't mindIf we do.Yes.That's fancy.Honestly.Delicious.Okay.All right.
51:08I'm taking that.And what's this coronation chicken?Thank you.Okay.Cook chicken, mayonnaise,curry powder, saltanas and a bit of acacot.Don't, don't.You thought about it.
51:19Why did I ask?A trick is not to think about it.And when my granny made it when I was little,she'd also cover it with sliced grapes.Sorry.What?Like, she'd cut grapes in half and cover the whole dish with it.And that would be like,
51:34outside. No. I am so, I got so addicted to my cousin Sophie listens to this and she'll be like,you've got to tell them. So I'm telling them. I used to buy pots of it for like sandwich stuffing pots.Do you remember from Sainsbury's where you can get like pre-made egg mayo, pre-made like patte or whatever?Yeah, you can't be ours to like so much as cook an egg. Yeah. You can't buy the pre-cookeddead mashed up with. You can't be fucked to pull the bread off. So like whatever. And I would justsit there and eat it. Just tubs of coronation chicken. I loved it so much. But the raisersan apricots and that bit?Yeah.
52:06What is it?You like sweet and salty?I don't know.Em just did the loudest side.She sounded like she was being deflated.You just went, ugh.That was like.I will say this.
52:19I used to eat.My Marks and Spencer's tub was the tuna sweet corn mix.That I used to put on their black pepper crackers.Ooh.And I would just eat the whole pack.That makes sense.This, what is this?This is crazy.
52:34I'm so annoyed I have to run off straight after this because I really want to take you to bootsbecause there's one just there.There is one just there.And you can get a triple coronation chicken wrap.It's not just two.It's free.It's free of them.And that's included in the regular meal.
52:48I don't like that.I will try a little bit of everything because you know what?I tried in Scotland the pork and the apple sauce and that apparently is like tradition for them.It's tradition for most people in the UK pork with apple sauce.That's a thing.Yeah.Everyone loves that though.I didn't like it.
53:04But, like, the sweet and the savory seems to be, like, a thing in use.So maybe...But that makes sense.Like, pork and pineapple is a thing in a lot of cuisines.Yes, yes, true.Like, I think I feel like it is a thing.Hawaiian pizza.Yeah, but wait.
53:16Why sliced up grapes?Just on top is like a decoration garnish.Oh, my God.It's really bad.It's really bad.Oh, my God.You know what I tried here that I was like, it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be.Go on.
53:30English men.What?I said English men.What did you say?Oh, okay.Mm, though, I have opinions about them.But anyway, the jellied eels.I've never had it.
53:41Did you do it?I've never had it.I actually, I actually didn't mind it.I thought it was pretty nice.I liked it.Talk me through it.What is it?It's exactly what it sounds like.
53:50So it's like eels that they cook up and then they slice them up and then they have like this like salty jelly that's like mixed in with it.And it's pretty good.No, but it's kind of like, this jelly kind of tastes like ham, right?So it's like got this saltiness and it's jelly so it's fun to choose.Did you get this from like a, that's horrific to me.Did you get this from like a chippy?What is that a pub?It's pie shop.
54:11Oh, is it a pie shop?Okay.Is that a pie shop?I guess I was in one of them.It felt like a pub, but they sold food.Yeah.I feel like it would be a pie shop.Pie shops do jelly eaters.
54:22I'm obsessed with you because the way you just said that it's like a pub, but they sold food,which all pubs do just makes me think that like you, every day is going to be such anadventure for you.Every day is amazing.Like, it's going to be so, like, if you were like, this pub sells food, then wait until you see the things they're up to.Like, this chemist sells sandwiches. You are going to absolutely lose your mind.You should see it every single day. I'm like, oh my God, a squirrel. This place is amazing.I'm like, snow white. Just discovery.
54:47The squirrels are good. They're getting confident, but they're good. Yeah. Yeah. And then they dig with their little nuts and stuff. I'm like, this place is amazing.Have you seen the foxes? I've seen the foxes. They're incredible. I have a question. Are you living, have you come to live with other Australians? Are you living with English?I'm living with a bunch of random comedians, but they're lovely.They're the best people.English comics?I think they're like, they're people that have like, you know, I guess done comedyin other places and then moved to London.Have you all moved at the same time?
55:17Um, I don't think so.I'm the latest to join in, but they're a good crew.Like in the same block as I'm like Pravanya and Erica Aela and like that crew.They all live in your area.Yeah, well, we're in the same like flat basically.I feel like I'm in friends.That's what it feels like.I'm Rachel, I've just joined in the crew.
55:33That's so great.Did you show up in a wedding dress?No, it's raining.Hi.That's amazing.Yeah, yeah.Oh my God,you moved to London with the squirrels and the jelly deals and you're like,
55:44it's like friends.It's kind of, I guess, if it was in London.That's so nice.It's so good.And everyone else here is like, I hate London.I love London.I'm so sad all the time.And I'm like, this place is beautiful.
55:56Yeah, I actually love London.I really do.I actually wish the people who hated London would move out of London so the prices wouldn'tbe so high just fuck off yeahif you don't like it just don't want to take you somethingspecial like take you somewhere in a littletrip but don't you think we could blow her mindwith pretty simple stuff
56:10yeah I think you honestly quitdon't you reckon yeah probablylike a museum I love a museumhave you been to any of them yetwell I mean like I didI did do the British Museum just to be like what isyou got to go see your stuffI gotta see yeah sure go see your own stuff
56:27we've got clear Patrick's mummy there likeyeah it's a lot and thenI really, I haven't done very much at all.Like, for someone that's been here for four weeks now, like,I've just done, like, the classic, like, I've seen Big Bears.I've seen London Bridge, which is kind of ugly.London Bridge is just the bridge.Tower Bridge is the one.
56:44Yeah, it's nice.And just like the classic things, but I still, I haven't gone to, like, Notting Hill yet.Jenny, you got to go.I've gone to the Beatles crossing.I've taken a photo there.Abby Road.That's so nice.Which, you know, no one tells you that everyone is doing exactly the same thing there.
56:59And they're all just crossing the road.I learned to drive around there.And it was just constantly like,no.Because I was slow to start off as well.So then I like the invention.So the worst street to large to drive on.The Beatles.
57:15You really learn patience there, don't you?You do deeply, deeply, deeply.Oh my God, you're going to have such a good time.So what's the plan?Staying for to do comedy here?For a little bit.For a little bit at least.Yes.
57:25And then like back to Australia to do like the tours there and everything.Of course.But, yeah, staying here for the next little while.Are you doing the show that you did in Edinburgh in London?Yes, I am.When are you doing it?I'm doing it September 27th to 29th.Lush.
57:39It's like Friday to Sunday.Where are you doing it?Next week, everyone get tickets right now.Next weekend. Where are you going?I'm at the Underbelly Boulevard.Where is that?Soho, apparently.I've not been inside before.
57:51Oh my God, it's a new venue in Soho.Shut the fuck up.It's like, I wish I were going to remember the street.Do you remember the street?Do you remember the street?No.But it looks like a.like they have a lot of like circus and like you know big performances
58:03stuff things in there like it looks very lushyeah there's a new underbelly venue this is awesome yeah so it looks like reallyreally cool i haven't been in it yet i'm very excited for you this is so excited yes oh go see jennyshe's so good at stand-up i had to be on bills to do in australian was like oh my godhow do we follow this so you're amazing you're amazing they're gonna love you i saw both of yourshows in Edinburgh and I was like, no, because they were fucking Mingers, we're actuallyMingers. But I also think if you like our stand-up that you will like, Jenny, I think we allhave a relatively, like, there's a vein of anxious woman. Oh, yeah. Don't you think? Don't you think,
58:41that we all live in? Yeah. It's a, it's a neighborhood we all frequent, no? Why am I panicking?I think it's true. I think if you like us, you'll like Jenny's stand-up. Um, okay, so thoseare the good things. What's the bad, apart from the bread. Oh, my God. Okay. Are you doing okaywith that your family? Oh, my God. Oh, no, forget.Wait, no, I was going to, I haven't even thought about my family.I'm like, I'm just happy to get some freedom.Squirrels are my family now.Okay, the tube, taking the tube, and then for the first time yesterday, I was warned
59:10this would happen, but I blew my nose and then it was like black.Yeah.I was like, sorry, what?Like, oh my God, that's so gross.And you guys just like live like this, like it's normal.That's like in your lungs and in your nose.Sorry, baby girl.But also, can we talk about how when you say sorry what, that is so much more dramatic
59:30and incredible in an Australian accent, isn't it? Sorry what?No, it is horrendous. It's horrendous. And I am so used to it.Me too. What? I can't remember the last time I registered it. Like, that's how, yeah.Oh, my God. You could wear a man.It's, like, so convenient. That's the thing.That I'm like, I kind of got a token and I just kind of got to do it. And then like breathe all the fresh air that I can inparks when I'm up overground. And it's not even that fresh.It's not. It's really not. I'm really sorry. Yeah. What else? The roads are only one lane.
01:00:05Like they're really narrow. I'm like, this is London. Like it's, I just thought it would be like,you know, like big city vibes. But it's built for horses. Yes. Yeah. It's so like,like narrow. And so if one person's slow, then everyone's just slow. Like that's so inefficient.I'm going to take your day trip to the M25 and you're going to lose your fucking mind. Is that? Is that where JamesYou don't need to know anything.Helen, if I may, maybe I should come because you don't drive.We'll walk to it.We'll walk it.
01:00:30Is that a highway?Yeah.You're going to, but in the shape of a circle, you're going to lose your fucking mind.It's confusing.Okay.All right.Okay.It is gorgeous.
01:00:41Yeah.You're going to love it.Whenever you say something's great.I don't know, you're like, yeah, there's this delicious thing called like coronation chicken.Yeah.It's from the 80s.You remember it.It's tough.
01:00:52It's tough out there.Oh, my gosh.And so have you started gigging here?I've started gigging.The gigs are so good and everyone is so nice.Like, no, Jenny, can I just say, no, that's because you're good.No, people are nice.Well, I will say, well, I will, two things.
01:01:07One, you're very good at stand-up.Two, and I'm sorry to shit on Melbourne, but I do think that in Melbourne, the audiences are,and it wasn't an issue in Sydney, but in Melbourne, I found the audiences really, really hard on female comics.I find in Melbourne there's a thing.Oh, God, I shouldn't say this because that's my, I probably shouldn't say it, but...It's my biggest sales, but I, okay, let's start with, I love Melbourne.Yeah, I love Melbourne.Messina ice cream is honestly worth the flight alone.
01:01:37Thank you.It's amazing.It's the best city ever.I love it.Yes, it's around Australia.Did you try Messina?Yeah, of course.I had a different flavor every single day of the entire month festival.
01:01:45It's so good.And then they have like special flavors as well that they change up.It's phenomenal.It's amazing.But there's a thing where because they're so artsy and in a way,they're like London where they just they see stuff all the time because their weather's miserableand they need somewhere they need to do something they know if I need to call Melbourne weathermiserable because we were like this is heaven I was there in my puffer jacket like the
01:02:08warmest you're crazy I wore summer dresses every single day you're were mad I was nakedyeah honestly oh my god famously that's more of a Sydney thing for you and then like theysorry sorry go on sorry it's not even worth explainingOkay, okay, I'll just move past that.Thank you.And they watch it like,hmm, art.We love art.
01:02:30But it's like, it's a comedy show,like have fun,but they're really like,yeah,yeah.I think the thing about Britain isthat there's a much biggeror at least more,
01:02:39um,on the surface drinking problem.Oh.And that means that they just are more rawbecause like at comedy venues.We love it.They're just drunkers.They're just drunker.
01:02:49Let's get the Irish and the Australianto talk about how the British have a drinking.Where do you think we got ours from?Where do we think we got ours from?But yeah, they're just up for it, aren't they here?They're really up for it.They're so up for it.And then like, a lot of the time when the audience calls something out, it's actually pretty funny.
01:03:05Yeah.I'm like, you are actually, that is actually quite good.Do not do it to me though.No, don't do it.Don't do it.It's not encouraged.That's like, that's actually how I feel about most Irish audiences.Like, honestly, if an English person interrupt me, I'm like, don't you there.
01:03:18If an Irish person does it, I'm like, this would be a great story.Go on.Let me get a seat.This is going to be great.eyes people are so funny and then like yeah the audiences are like they're just like up for itimmediately most of them you know how okay at the beginning of a show um the emcee would go like ohwho's been here before yeah and in australia it would be guaranteed no one and then you can makea joke about that and be like ah ha ha ha ha ha ha well no one's come here that says a lot about
01:03:43this club but here people actually return to the same comedy night i'm like wow peoplecome back to see people return to the point where you're like oh my god when was likelast here, what did I say?Like, I need to mess it up, I need to mess it up.Yes.That's brilliant.I think there's a huge, huge, huge love of comedy in this country.We're so lucky.
01:04:01I don't think we realize how lucky we are.It's like, real appreciation of this.And then like, I talk to other comedians about it and they're like,hmm, I'm like, it's not that great.And I'm like, it's the best scene ever.You're like, I saw a squirrel on my way here and that man's been to the comedy club before.Wait, till I get my congregation.A good thing.
01:04:19Wait, what's your favorite place that you've giged so far?Oh my God.I've loved.angel comedy. That was so beautiful. We love a lot about it. It's so lovely. What else did I do?Last year I was here for a little bit. I did backyard. That was nice. Fun, fun. That was fun.Where else? Oh, when I was in, um, I was in Glasgow for a little bit. I did the stand.Heaven. That room is like, electric. So good. And then they just, it's like a, I went on theirnew material night. Like they just, they just have like so many people in the room and then you're just doing new
01:04:51material to them. I'm like, what? Jenny, you are a, honestly, a breath of fresh air. And I thinkall comics should have a conversation with you. Like, that's, not that it's your job, but I feellike you should go around like an Australian fairy godmother just to reinvigorate every Britishcomic with an appreciation for how lucky we are and a sort of love again. I want to see the worldthrough your eyes. Yes. I mean, like, you guys, this is really, really good. Because like, inAustralia, also, okay, so the stage time is, not to take over too much with comedy chat, but the stagetime is like, please. So you start with, um, at open mics,when you start out you get four minutes so they can fit more people on the bill which is why like
01:05:25you see Australians they're like so like they get straight to it and it's like boom like short snappylike you got to just get into the jokes um so four minutes and then if you're good you canmove on to like five to seven and then when you've been doing it for like a few years and you're likegood and stuff then you would be able to get tens and then from there it's kind of hard tomove up beyond that unless you're emceeing or headlining and the headline is usually likequite experience, like does a lot of TV, that sort of stuff, like, just extremely good atcomedy, like, great club comic. And then that's it. And they're usually doing like 15 or so maybeat the very end. What? Yeah. So like here, I'm like, I get to do 20 minutes. Oh my God. Yeah. And
01:06:05it takes me five minutes to say hello, Jenny. Exactly right. And then when I go back to doingtens now, I'm like, oh my God, this feels short. Like, yeah. This is amazing. I've got to doeight minutes tonight and I'm shitting myself. I'm like, how am I going to do eight minutes? That's barely time forme to get on stage. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna dance the whole time. Nice. I'm like, how do I do this?Oh my God, welcome. Well, I'm so, I'm now more excited about comedy because we talk to you aboutcomedy here and that's heaven on earth. And we've also got to do a problem, but we've run out of time.Oh my God. We can do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do the quickest problem solve. Yes. Yeah.Yes. Yeah. M. I'm gonna solve this in one sentence and then Jenny's going to do the next sentence
01:06:45and Catherine's going to do the third sentence and that will be the solve. Okay, fantastic. Like a gay,you know like an improv game yeah yeah okay okay Ann Bauer School of Drama let's godid you go to drama school Anne Bauer School of Drama no way is I don't know what that ismy mum run it from our living room stop yeah yeah it's like Rada Lambda and Bauer School of Dramain Britain I'll tell you more okay okay okay yeah it's like huge Judy Dent went no jokebefore my mum took it over we have to work on your levels of gullible because I'm you're so sweetand precious and London will ruin you I'm like I believe everyone all the time youI'm like a trustworthy person.
01:07:21No.Oh, actually, no, speaking of gullible,sorry to be derailed.I got my phone snatched the other day.Anyway.I fully believe that.Are you okay?I'm okay.
01:07:31I mean, I got it back.I ran after the guy.Yes, see.What?Which never happened.Apparently I shouldn't have done that.No, you should.This is awesome.
01:07:37Yeah, no, I ran and then I yelled.No, we're not encouraging anyone to chase someone down.And then I yelled.And then I yelled, and then all the people on the street heard me yelling.And then they helped me corner the guy.And then the guy just, like, gave it back.And then I got my phone back.Yeah, so I mean, gallible.
01:07:51And also, I should have known because he was wearing a ski mask in broad daylight.But I was just like, he's, like, he's obviously off to, like, rob a house.He's not going to bother me.He's on his way to work.He's just cold.He's just chilly and he's just trying to travel on the pavement on a motorbike.I'm like, I can't assume.That is the coolest story of ever.
01:08:09I know that you think the message is that you're gullible, but I think it makes you sound like a badass.Not anyone else should do it, but that's so bad.Oh, thank you so much.Also, only Snow White could get the whole village involved to be like,Everyone gets that dog.You don't have to stop it right now.I've seen streets people just watch.Just like, and how do I know that?
01:08:25Because I'm also like,I'm just like the idea that you saw a man in a balaclav and we're like,he's going to work.And dealing houses.Not bothering me.It's not going to bother me.It's fine.Everything works out for me.
01:08:38Anyway, this problem.We've got to do it.We've got to do it.We've got to do the problem.Okay, this is from E.Hi, E.Hi, Hoggs, long time listener first time emailer.For context, I'm a very sociable, extroverted person and I value.
01:08:48my friends very highly. I'm also the most organized of the group, so I'm usually the oneplanning get-togethers. My group of friends is a mixture of men and women, and the boys arealways very grateful for any planning slash organizing I do. Unfortunately, the girls are lessso. My two closest female friends don't seem to prioritise me like I do them. I'm always the onehosting, suggesting we go out, have girls' nights, etc. And they very rarely do the same.Is it, is it Emma Black?Potentially. It absolutely could be.I will respond to the message about the Mamma Mia party, Emma. And I will respond to the message about the Mamma Mia
01:09:17party, Emma, and I'm sorry I haven'tput the perfume making. I thought I had, but Ihadn't.I'm not the perfect friendby any means, but it's starting to upset me thatI don't feel loved by them in the same way that Itry to appreciate them. I don'tmind organise and get-togethers, etc. I always
01:09:32enjoy hosting, but there havealso been last-minute cancellationsbecause other offers have popped up. Please let meknow how I can navigate this. Side note, I hateconfrontations, so the idea of saying something to themabout this makes me want to jump in a well.Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.I can't wait
01:09:49I have a thoughtNo with the three sentencesNo no no I think we should very briefly let Jenny answer thisBecause sweet baby angelThis feels like you're a sweet enthusiastWho always organises thingsGet new friendsYes
01:10:04You're not being appreciated enoughThese friends are like clearly prioritising other thingsAnd if you're the one that's putting in the effortAnd they're not seeing that and appreciating itGet new friendsThat's what I thinkI love that from JennyI've got a quickly message I'm at blackback
01:10:17I was going to say a sort of halfway house to thatwhich is stopjust stopyou don't have to necessarily get new friendsalthough I think you should probably also do thatbut I and at the very least because actuallyI cancel a lot and I can't always attend thingsbecause of the work that I do
01:10:34and I think it's good to have a varied group of people to hang out withso that those don't hurt you quite so muchbut also I just think stop and then see what happensbecause you might be surprisedI am always the first person for examplein my house to like, I don't think the girls would deny this, to like say refill things.Like if we, I'll notice things are gone this second they're gone.I'll notice a bin is full, the second it's full.
01:10:56But I think I then take on this persona where I'm like, I'm always a person who does everything.We went on holidays, came back, the salt was restocked, the soap was refilled, the loo roll was restocked.It's like, no, I'm not.I'm just the speediest.That's not the same.And I wonder if you stopped if they would actually stay.step up and do it because I think it's easy to take advantage of something that you considerto be reliable and actually if you don't do it for a while maybe they'll fill that void
01:11:25and if they don't then I'm with Jenny hell fucking yeah get new friends or just take the boys outboys night also they have to pay for everything does they you do not know how this worksthere's one thing because I do agree that just sort of like just like if they're not if they're notgetting it and they're not being good friends to you then there are other people that are goodfriends and sometimes just like going like I'm good like fucking peace out.Imagine canceling because you got a different offer.They might step up you know but could you like reframe it not a confrontation but as far aslike an asking for help? So instead of it being like oh I need to confront these people about
01:12:02it could you be like hey can you help me um with this organization stuff is just getting a bitmuch and I really want to still do this stuff and hang out and then it's not a confrontationI like that. Yeah, that's so lovely. Right? Yeah, I'm ruthless. But so I'm okay withbut you're a non-confrontationalist. Yeah, I think that's dead right. But like, would you be,would you find that easier if you had to reframe it as far as like, I'm asking for help. I'm notasking to like point out a problem. Yes, I would worry that they'd see through me and that they thinkI was like sort of being disingenuous. So would it still feel like? No, I think it's a really good idea.it's specific to like say you guys had like um you always do a holiday but it always ends up
01:12:50being you who organised it if this year you're like hey guys this year i'd love some helpwith organizing it because i actually can't take it on this time don't do that with a holidaythere's a reason you're the organizer of it to not let go of that power i guess i mean like ifyou have like a regular thing but i yeah i do find conflict very people find this reallysurprising about me i'm very assertive you hate conflict but i do i really hate it and i reallyshut down and I and I get and I can't identify the emotions that I'm having when I'm havingthem. Relatable. Yeah. You just need the person to be like calm and like patient I think likethroughout like the struggle of confrontation. Yeah, I take all confrontation as a because I'm
01:13:34bad at it. And it sounds like maybe you've done this a little bit E. I let it get to its worst possibleiteration before I say anything. Oh my God, so relatable. Yep. Which means that when I get there,I am like a wreck.I'm like full of feelings and I don't know what any of them are and I always cry.You know this.And it's usually not as bad as you think it is in your head.Like you play out so many scenarios in your head.I actually think all I've really, and you're probably the only person with whom I ever have to have like because we're the only friends, like you're my only friendship.
01:14:01That's also a working relationship.You're the only person who like holds space for me to express my feelings in those ways.It's because we've got so many different opinions.Like you should see our decisions.discussions about the aesthetics.But yeah.But what...You do not want to be present.
01:14:16But what's so nice is, every single time, if we've had those conversations, I've always comeaway being like, oh yeah, duh, that's why I adore her.Helen's really comfortable with confrontation.If anything, I love it.And I think it's actually not just me this is true of.She's, like, very good at, like, identifying when her friends are having a feeling andgenuinely listening to what they are and not taking it personally.Oh, that's so important.
01:14:41She's so good at it.You can't.But it means that actually, every time we have had,and I hope you all have this too,if you do broach the topic,every time we've actually come to what I think is going to be like,hellish,I've built up as a worst case scenario
01:14:54where I tell Helen what I'm actually feeling.Every single time my realisation is,oh yeah, that's obviously why she's the best.It's just a really long confrontationbecause you've got to add in 30 minutesof Catherine Cry Time.Yeah.Before we get to.
01:15:07I'm really sorry about it.I love Catherine Cry Time so much.You're so sweet.My two best friends, Helen and Georgie in this country, Karen's my best friend in Ireland.I want to be very clear.Hi, Karen.But my, when I, the two of them have the same habit, which is that if I cried, they both cry.Because it's so intense.
01:15:27Your tears seem to store up in you for so long.And then when they come out, it feels like a four-year-old.You just scrape their knee.Like, I have, oh, hell, so many feelings.And when I was 12, oh, I was like, I can't, I can't not get emotional.Because somehow I'm on the school yard with you.And I don't know why we're there.Because I just think a cartoon pig is a cute a logo.
01:15:54It's not where.And I want to talk about fonts.How are you?We're not, we're not even mentioning funds right now.I'm sorry for bringing you into that, Jenny.No, that was nice to witness this beautiful friendship.But what we're saying is like,even if you don't like confrontation,
01:16:11I think there are ways of communicating that to friendsbecause you did tell me that you're bad with confrontationand have said that.Because it's like,I think obviously our friendship is differentbecause we're friends as well as colleaguesas well as sort of like business owners with Andrewwe found ourselves in.
01:16:26So it's like there's so much going on.But like you can say to people like you can start it by being like,hey, I'm really bad at confrontation.It's going to be really uncomfortable.And I don't want this to be taken as a confrontationbecause this is actually me asking for helpbecause I think actually what you are asking for is helpunless you need them to apologise
01:16:45in which case is a confrontationbut I think you need them to apologiseI think you need them to be better in the futureI agree I do have one question and then we'llgo but Jenny because your advice is make new friendsand you have been here a month and seem to be thrivingyou have a whole village on your sideagainst your thief yeah
01:17:03what is your best advice for doing that as an adultoh like confrontation no making friends oh making friends love how you're like a headconfrontation oh confrontation you chase the fucker on his bike um oh man I guess in a way like I'm stilltrying to figure it out because I'm new here but um I don't know I guess I'm cheating a little bitbecause I'm like in the comedy world that's what I always think everyone like just gets alongwith each other um I mean okay okay let's see some advice that people have given me is likeum throw your ego aside and if you're really like i really want to meet some people and haveinterest don't be afraid to like join like meet up groups and stuff like sure like some people there
01:17:45can be like cringe or whatever but like there will be some people that you might vibe with andthat's worth it and then you have like a great night out anyway what i've found here is like i don'tknow i just meet people at like events and then like there's like you just vibe with like certainpeople and if you vibe with them like get their contact details like you know follow each other likebe brave and like you know if you're liking their Instagram stories or whatever like don't beafraid to like send that little message and give them that little prod oh my god am i doing that withyou i don't know i think you did that in melbourne yeah but like when you vibe with someone you gotkind of like got to like put out the signals to let them know like hey like you know we vibe
01:18:20and like don't be don't have your ego in it and don't feel ashamed about doing that and then likeyou know you vibe and then don't be afraid to also be the one to initiate like i found that with likewhen a lot of people had moved to Sydney to start comedy,they would often be the ones that then organise, like, a group outingand then invited other people to it.And it's like, don't be afraid to be that person because, like, things,they're not just, I mean, for me, they sometimes do,but they don't just automatically happen, like, beautifully and, like, blossom out and, like,
01:18:50things work out.So you kind of, like, got to manage all of that yourself and make your own friends as well.And then just be nice, chat to people.Yeah, I think what else?Some people have made friends through hinge here,I find kind of funny.I don't think it should be a wrap it up.I've got to, I've got to go.
01:19:07I'm so sorry.No, no, it's okay. That's okay.You go, you go.You go.But do, I want to, you plug, you plug.Please, when's your show?What's it called?So, my show is called Chinese Australian.
01:19:15It's at the Underbelly Boulevard in Soho,September 27th to 29th.Yes.In London.That's amazing.Go, let us know how it was.We know you're going to have a great time.Jenny, thank you so much.
01:19:26You've been an amazing guest.And honestly, the happiest,Londoner I've ever goddamn met.Jenny, everybody!Thanks for having me.Thank you for having me.Thank you for coming.Thank you.
01:19:37Hello, executive producers in that lounge there.Thank you so much for joining us, Guy Goodman, Simon, Moors, Annie, Tonner, Stephanie Catratcha, Oliver Jago, Anthony Conway, Neil Redmond, Madeline, Quinn, Grace O'Reilly and Millie.Thank you all so much.And thank you for our producers.I will be doing this all in one breath.And Northern accent.Jesus.L. Richard Bold, Harold Van Dyke, Tim and.
01:20:02Dom, David Walker, Rachel R. Sadie Cash,for Claire Owen Jones, Jess and Nick, Sarah,Molly, Ria, think, Cordelia, Rachel Page, Helen A,Tina, Lindsay Graham Marsh, Amy O'Riddon,Abby Ward, Matt Sims, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke,Luke, Kate, Spencer, Tristan, Liz, Thar, Tass, Anthony, Clove,Becky Foxstein, Michael, Sophie Chivers Ferey Sox.Charlie A, KC, Jamrame, Bird,
01:20:21Nathan Smith, Amanda McCall, Tamson Smith Harding,Hannah J, Isragan, Bryn.Two breaths, but still not bad.Pretty fucking good, actually.I actually, you didn't drop the accent.Thank you so much.I really, a lot of respect for that, actually.Huge.
01:20:39And then just the last thing, I won't, just to do this line in the eighth of a advert.Good, hi, it's Catherine and Helen here.
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