Ep195. OLGA KOCH / Babies, Berries & Birthday Girls
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01:30Hello.You're listening to this.We hope at some point from the Edinburgh Fringemaybe some of you go see Helen.You have to.And if you're going,pop her in your plan.And also Andrew will be there.
01:43Why haven't you booked these tickets already?What the hell you guys?Come on.I'm sure you already have.And Rose Matafayo.She'll be there.Oh my God, wonderful.And Paul Williams.
01:54Why are you listing?There'll be loads of people there.There's a very big festival.You should just be listing more people.And if you're in London.Pat Cohen.Yes, but also if you're in London and you haven't got tickets,I hope you're coming to see me at TLDR recording.
02:05Molly McGuinness.I can't stop thinking of people at friends.Hello and welcome to episode 195 of Trustee Huggs.It's me, Catherine Bowhart, and today, in the guest co-host seat,looking genuinely stunning.Stop.It's Rose Johnson.Aye.
02:21Hi, huggies.Never feel, well, that's really revealing an arrogance of mine,but I rarely feel like, oh, there's.people have better hair than me but you have got the most incredible i know this is an audio mediumbut i am looking at a hefty load of hair today wow it's exquisite yeah it's it is thank youand also it's and also it's 31 degrees out how are we coping well as i it was up when we arrivedand then i did unleash it for unleash it's the word it's phenomenal but it's so warm it's too it's likeas I said to you, on a hot day like today
02:59it's like wearing a scarf. Two scarves.Yeah, two scarfs. Yeah.Jesus. So I'vefor the hogs.You're good. I've taken it down.Through the fog.Step forth the trusty hogs.Yeah. You're gonna give them your problems
03:17and they will solve themor maybe they won'tand that's your problem.They'll have guestsand Andrew White.on the techOh, it's Helen and Catherineas the trusty hugs
03:33Trust the trusty hogsOr maybe notAs I was saying to lovelyIHaving a small childPlangBrang!No, the thing is
03:48I've mentioned it this earlyBecause when you have oneYou don't have anything elseOr have anything else to talk aboutSo you kind of have toBut when you havebig curly hair and a small child,it doesn't really get a lot of time to flourish
04:01because it's getting pulled, it's getting dirty.Basically, most of the time it's upand a disgusting top knot.Shall we get into it?How is it?Ellen said to me, I love Rose Johnson.Ask her how she is and the babyand I thought, it's been a bloody year and a half.
04:15I thought it would have been two.It has.But then I asked you and you're like,you still feel like a new mom.Well, as I said to you, pretty pored.I'm still in the maternity leggings.I don't know if I'll ever leave them, to be honest.They look.
04:26nice and they lookI don't know whywe're not all in them at all the timehonestly but once you've worn themand like mater non-underwiretoday I've put an underwired bra onI honestly feel likeI'm in some kind of BDSM relationship
04:42with myself yeahlike it's madyeah I I don'tobviously it's not the same but I dohave such a visceral memoryof putting on a sensible trainerI've always wornheels or converse and Edinburgh
04:582022 I just thought 30,000 steps a dayI have to, I have to buy something I can walk inpopped in and honestly it was like I likeWimpert it was like what are we talking what brandEllen hates them there now gone and I've been replaced withSolomon's like I'm cool or whatever she's so coolwe never had a Solomon's just a way it's okay you don't need tobecause you're not an East London lesbian and good for you girl
05:21but at the time my first foray wasmom's favorite new balance.Yeah, okay.And I truly simpered up the road.I was like, oh.Yeah, you can't, I won't, I can't even,I won't even wear like a decorative Nike anymore.I really understand.
05:40Not comfortable enough.Sorry, absolutely not.I'm wearing running shoes in my day-to-day life,and I'm telling you right now, I ain't running.I love that for us.I'm trotting at the quickest.Well, you're probably, if you're a mom, you're an out,Don't you get your license to do the running arms, but the walking legs?
05:59Don't they give it to you?I tell you what, I do do quite a lot of like very like sprint start scampersbecause when I suddenly get distracted and realise my son's just no longer in eyesight,which never has never happened.Obviously that's a theoretical, yes.But yeah, I'm doing a lot of sprint starts.We spent the weekend, like the Sunday a couple of weeks ago with Ellen Scardson,who's three and his parents.
06:24and I was like completely unawarethat how much of parenting a three year oldis full tilt sprintlike they werehe's got a bikenoyeah they would just likethey would just be like back in a sec
06:39and then just have to be like a genuinerunning start and then we'd like fly pasthand the bat and the other one would be likeso yeah and then we justhead it over and then the other one would go take offand you'd go oh my god they're a relay teamyeah you when youwhen you become a parent to a young child
06:54just you're the rudest personbecause mid-sentence oftenyou're just, you're gone, you're gone.I get it though, that seems reasonable.Yeah, I mean, I'll stay here.Yeah, so how is it?The word I would use,which I've borrowed from my,
07:10one of my best friends in podcast,oh gosh, she's having a small stroke,podcast co-hosts.Camille Yu-Chan, Relentless.Wow.Relentless.Yikes.You say that and you don't even blink
07:22when you say relentless.I haven't blinked in 80s.Wow, well, you can't keep an eye, take an eye off.If you had to have to blink one at a time.You could wink, I guess.Exactly.And so you, I feel like the whole first year of having a child is your, you're sort ofinconstant fight or flight.
07:43Yeah.And you're sort of like, the overwhelming emotion and vibe in your head is just like,surely not.It can't be this.It can't be this.really yeahbut thenit's like stockholm syndrome
07:58you just accept and come to love itokay that he is ultimately in charge of your lifeand you're his servant now yeah yeah yeah yeah and Itruly am he's a loutoh really yeah he's the bosshe is the bossthat has recently learned he doesn't say nojust does this
08:16umshe's his ownbig head shake everythingexceptWheatabix.Oh, I'm mad after my own heart.Loves it.I have to say, the gift that keeps on giving,
08:29I am never disappointed with a wheatabick.Delicious.A couple of berries or a banana.Don't mind if we do.Fiber.Yeah.And also you're like full for a considerable while.It's nice in summer with a nice cold milk.
08:40It's heartening.Hearty in the winter.What's your problem?He has a good point there.You need to get them to sponsor you.Me and your son.This is free.This is all for free.
08:48I fucking love Wheatabix.Like I can't stress.I don't know.Tell, please tell me.just freshly back in the UKYes, I'm freshly back from my first ever acting jobYeah, which you text me about sayingThis is a joke, why would anybody do any other job?
09:05This is the best ever.You're in on the secret.Yeah, yeah.Everyone out there pretending it's difficult.What are you talking about?Listen, I'm not saying there aren't hard parts to acting.There are.And I'm not even saying I'm good at it.
09:15They're not that hard.But fuck me, the trade-off is divine.Essentially, you get treated like a baby.which is my dream.That's my dream.They would lift you off the toilet if they could.Yeah.Because they don't,
09:30the thing is they don't,some of it's,they say it's for insurance purposesa lot of this like babyingbut I think it's because actorsgenerally are at then.We are not typical actors, me and you.We, me and you, type A,
09:43we're on time.I mean, you were late today,but we're scrapper.And I'm so sorry.Generally we're on time,we're on top of our admin.We know what's going on,okay?
09:51most actors do not they you have to pluck them out of the ether on which they float to kind of come and do the job so they don't trust you to like get anywhere feed yourself dress yourself walk to the next drawer trailer no no no no no need an escort we're not just going to tell you you need to be here at this time someone will come and get you maybe in a car yeah it was astonishing because they'd be like okay you need to be a breakfast at 6 a.m in heremakeup by 615 and then in costume by say 650 I was like grand they're all next door to each otherand still every time at 615 a child would arrive with head set on to go Catherine just here to take you toand you're like yeah yeah hair makeup got it or wherever I'm going yeah yeah and they're like okayand then they still walk all 11 steps with you and it's just it's very reassuring and it'slovely as well when you're walking the 11 steps and they say into a walking greek Catherine travelingYeahReally nice
10:52Catherine 101Catherine 101Catherine's going toYeah wellI'veI've heard your sagaBad newsBut yeah
11:00With heaven on earthBut I am back toWhat we can say to beHellishSweltering weatherYeahWhen is this going to getPeep behind the curtain
11:08This isThis is going to be outIn a few weeksAnd but currently we areEarly JulyAnd it's a scorcherIt's 34 degrees in LondonIt's not right
11:17It's not goodIs that I'm consideringis it time now that everyone in the UK just and I can't believe what I'm sayingbecause I know it's so bad with the apartment but is it time shows our heads no what we'reus too no of course us to no everyone else does too everyone else should yeah that's actuallya better plan than me I was going to say is it aircon time in our houses like do we just need tohave air on installed in our houses this is what happens during the two day heat wave we haveevery year currently it's been more than
11:50two rows yeah but I think what happens is everyone's then like I'm buying air conditioningand then for the rest of the 350 days of the year when you don't need it you're like I've gota fucking massive air conditioning unit just like taking up space in my tiny London flat where am Iputting it I hear that but I'm not talking air conditioning unit that you stick out the windowI'm talking is it time to have people come no is it time to come drill into your wallsand put aircon in the building there's like famously no room in the wallfor that to happen in the UK.That's why it's not.
12:22Famously.Famously.Yeah, I'd say you're playing it faster newswith the word famously.Famously am.Yeah, I haven't you seen the billboards?Tiny, tiny cramped walls.Yeah, okay, but I'm sure there has to be some room somewhere.
12:37I'm thinking I'd give up a bit of space.Well, I'm guessing it's because the buildings in this country,many of them were built before Aircon had been invented.So when they were building them, they weren't like,and we must, of course, leave space in case someone invent.air conditioning.Well, in case the fuckerswere in the planet so bad,
12:53I say the fuckers,the people building these houseswere also doing the damage.Yeah, this is duringthe probably industrial revolution.Yeah.Big dam.Okay, well, listen,
13:01I'm just wonderingif maybe we're getting close to them.Yeah, I think that's the issue thoughis that you are,it is, at the end of the day,you're looking at a big boxhanging, hanging into yourinto your room on Forch.
13:11But it's just so nice.And you can't buy a Dyson fanbecause Brexit.Is he pro Brexit?He's Brexit.He's Captain.I'm glad I didn't know that when I got my hair.Your air wrap.
13:24Did you see that?But I do feel badly about it now.Did you see that tweet or was it I can't remember what like social media was on wherethis woman had put up a picture of she's holding, she's in her living room holding adice and air blade hand dryer and been like my, I've told my boyfriendly well I wanteda dice and air wrap for Christmas and he's bought me this.No.Yeah.
13:47Why are men...How do men get girlfriends?Yeah, I don't know.I don't know.It's remarkable.How do they do it?It's remarkable.I did a gig.
13:56My first gig back the day in Soho, Walton,it was a gorgeous time.But I was speaking to this couple in the front row,and I was asking them, like, you know,it was this, like, this gorgeous woman from South Africa and this lovely man fromChingford.And I was like, what did you fancy about him?And she was like, it's perfect.
14:11He has a beard.No, that can't sustain you.That sustained five years.she wanted a beard he had onethe end I was like fuck memaybe she was speaking metaphorically thoughoh perhapsyou mean his beard is like some sweet boy called Alan
14:27or she's the beard no he's herbit he's her beardI don't know okay no I think there's too manylayers here isn't yeah maybeshe might have just like beerslook at us doing the workwe're like in this heatwe're like waitresses when they see a gay couple
14:43the amount of people will be like oh my godsistershousemates, colleagues, cousins, co-workers, pen pals,went to university together and you're just like, keep going.They're like, needed to see, to share a table.What's happening?They'll just say, we'll do all the, it's astonishing.It's astonishing.
15:02Okay, so you have a baby.Are you well?Yes, yes.Okay.We've never done this before, by the way, you and I.Yeah, and I was thinking about that on the way here,and I was thinking because we are, I feel like we,both we provide the same
15:18um function in our respective podcasts go on birthday girls house party in case you haven'tlistened to it's my it's very fun it's very fun one of my favorite podcast ever to guest onoh you were fantastic we did a hair episode for you of course we did um uh completely forgottenwhat was saying what was it you were saying that we oh we're the same function yeah so we performedthe same function on our podcast in that we are like keeping numb skulls onthe rails and I say that with love Helen is one of my dear dear friends Beattie Camille my bestfriends yeah but numskulls all three okay and our job is to keep this fucking car on the roadyeah it is weird being like huh everyone's popped their seatbelts on yeah we're both
16:10sitting in the front yeah your head's in the car and I was like yeah and yeah umAnd so who's gonna, who's gonna, who's gonna, like, slip into the chaos role, do you think?I imagine our guests today would be pretty good for that.I think, yeah.I think she's a fairly safe bet.Pretty reliable hands actually for that.Yeah, that's true.And I think she has the potential to do like double chaos to cancel out our double.
16:36I do, I concur.Yeah, I agree.Are you doing Edinburgh Fringe?Absolutely not.Good for you, girl.No, no, no, no, no.one not doing it in 10 years. My question is this. It's an unusual one for Hogs, but here's my question. What the hell do you do in August? What could I be doing? What could I be up to? Okay, we're going to go to the Lido. Would you like that? I'd love that. I'd love that. Which one? Well, my nearest one is Brockwell, but I can travel. Fabulous. I've not been to the Lido. I'm not in Edinburgh, but I can travel. I've not been to Brockwell. I travel either. Yeah. Fabulous. Okay. So one goes to the Lido. We're going to go to the Lido. Whenever, whenever I'm not in Edinburgh and I feel antsy because of it.I'll pop myself to the lido
17:17and I'll just be swimming alongand thinkingand you just feel so much betterthat you're not in ajust a humidsweatyshipping containerperforming your
17:32like comedy that you've putyour soul intoto a half fulldisinterested audience of people wearing fleecesoh why does the ladder sound appealing to me what's wrong with me why am i so broken i do miss it i do i do miss itbut not enough to do it and i think i need to find a way to enjoy given i'll probably do it theyear after i need to find a way i don't want to spend the whole of august being like fomoi want to be like i had a year let's enjoy it also what you will realize is that edinburgh when
18:08you're there feels like the whole world yes and then when you're not thereyou realize it's not the whole world.I can't even imagine it, but okay, I'll try.You've got to have such a nice time.I'm excited.What else is on your list to do?I'm so, I'm like, I haven't been in London in August.Any suggestions?
18:28It's your birthday.It is my birthday, but as is 13th you.Nice.As in true comedy tradition, I have always done comedy on my birthday because of Edinburgh.This year I will be recording my radio show.But, yeah, that weekend,that weekend I might fly to Canada to see Ellen.Okay. Hello.
18:48Is that crazy?What I'm doing in August?I just got no, I've got no idea what to do.I'm flying to Canada.But just for a weekend.For a weekend.That's even crazier.It is crazy, but it's the only way I'll get to see my girl anywhere near my birthday.
19:02But that's, I love that.She's in Toronto doing a secret top secret acting job.Not so secret anymore.Yeah, I guess I told you that she's doing it.But that's all I can say, but pretty cool.Yeah, nice.But yes, it's Canada Day today, by the way.Happy Canada Day.
19:19To anyone listening, it'll be too late.Happy Maple.Do you have a lot of Canadian hoggies?Oh, we have some for sure.I hope they're having maple syrup on pancakes right now.Yeah, great.Good morning to you.I've learned about one country this week.
19:33Yeah, well done.Thank you so much.I'm not my strong suit, so I'm internally panicking here.Don't panic.There's nothing else to know.There's no exam.Everything's fine.I know capital.
19:42And I would never ask you, Ontario.While M does the Canada research, just, you know how good acting jobs, you're doing an acting job was how nice, fun, like, stress-free in many ways.Now just imagine that you have a child and like the contrast at home between, or like, no, the contrast between being, or like, no, the contrast between being,on the set, like how much more the delight is magnified.I can only imagine.So I'm doing an acting job in September and October and I honestly, August I don'tcare.I'm like I'm just, it's going to feel like a holiday.
20:29I'm going to get picked up at like 10 past five every day and just be like, A.m.by the way.Yeah.And be like, this is bliss.This is, this is luxury.This is style.Will you get to sleep away from your home?I know you're not allowed to say hope so but no yeah yeah I have um the thing is the the studio block is the other side of London to my house yeah so if I'm last up and then first in I will stay in a hotel have to um because the producers said but I have to do that because they're making you do that M capital of it's Ottawa Ottawa I should have to okay that's
21:10It's the first time hearing of Ottawa.Same, same.No, I knew it was Ottawa, but I should have known.Well, no, Ottawa is in Ontario, so you were kind of right.But also, just as we were talking, I was like, it's Ottawa, isn't it?But then I didn't say it.And now I feel like a fool.But also, my entire experience of, and this isn't that, but of TV quiz shows is pointless.
21:29Have you done it?Saying the wrong answer to things I know the answer to.Oh, no.I under panic, I just absolutely lose my, I lose my mind.Have you done pointless?Yes.How did it go?Not well.
21:45And you?No, I've never done it.But the thing is, I have an ongoing campaign.I think Richard Osman has a vendetta against me.Oh, are you guys beefing?Well, he doesn't know.But I get me on House of Games.I've had a campaign for years on our podcast.
22:04Let me on there.Richard.Please.Are you a coward or will you let us do Pointless together?Please.I thought we'd fucking, we would smash Pointless.I think you'd be very disappointed me.No, I wouldn't.
22:17I wouldn't.I'll support you on anything you say.I think you might.Would I be doing a lot of this face?Really?That's such a good.It's fine.That's my favourite.
22:28It's such a niche thing.It's like the people, watching the people who are with the people on Pointless who say the wrong answer,just trying to look like they're absolutely fine with it.I was with an author who,who I'd never met beforeand he did not look fine with it.He was like, stuff like.He'd won three times before.
22:47Why was he back?Why was he back?I can't get enough.Yeah.But yeah, Richard Osmond,if you're listening, please.I'll honestlysmash that shit up
23:01in a good way.Yeah, okay, I was going to clarify.And also, God, you'd have a whole day awayfrom the baby that you love.Mm-hmm.Your baby, your life that you love.Yeah, this is the thing.It is just, it's lovely, but it's so nice.
23:17I mean, when they're not with you.Yeah.And then when they go to sleep.Yeah, I really, that's okay.I think that's okay.I think more women should be saying this, honestly.Oh, 100%.Because, and the worst thing is when, like, a woman of a certain age will come up to you and just
23:31be like, enjoy it.Enjoy it.What?Because it will be gone really fast.And you think, yeah, you can say enjoy it.because your kids don't live with you anymore.You're living the life of Riley.Yeah.
23:44I've, this is,you're saying this to me at like 8.35amwhen I've already been to two parks.What?Yeah, and like done a full shop.He's had, you know,you're saying enjoy it.It's not enjoyable.
23:58Yeah, what are you talking about?How can you say it's enjoyable?Yeah, that just doesn't make any sense.And all the stuff that he likes to do is not fun.No, what are we talking?Well, just, you know,driving a truck around the floor,this kind of thing,
24:12building a tower.Snoze.Really boring stuff.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Like chewing keys,this,you know?Yeah,
24:20I probably shouldn't let him do that.Oh yeah,I guess that's on you.Your bar goes down.You're like, hey,he's leaving me alone.He's playing with a lot of knives,this guy.
24:29It never fails to shock mehow often like,parent friends of minewill be like,yeah, we have a party at nine.And they mean,mean like 9 a.m. on a Saturday morning.I'm like, what the
24:43fuck are you talking about? Yeah.Like, yeah.That'll be done by 11.Yeah. The party will be done by 11.Yes.Mind blown. Hell on earth.Because you have to get home for nap time.If your party goes too late,
24:57you risk them falling asleep on the way home.And then nap time,aka your only breather during the day,is ruined.So this is why the party.parties are early.But like you'd recommend it or...What, an early party?
25:15Parenting.Yeah, yeah.Yeah?That's the mad thing.Everything that I've said is awful.Yeah.But yeah, I would.I would.
25:26Because...It's like, you know, that sense of achievement you get after doing something really challenging.Yeah.Like, say I ran a 10-K.Yes.it's like that a lot a lot you it's really hard but it's very rewarding that's a real cliche but it's trueno no that's i'm just like would i want to run a 10k every morning and afternoon that's the issueyeah fair fox well done but but but if you yeah and actually you know then i'm thinking oh yeah
26:04would you would if you got a run as high maybe like four times a day but in parentingit's not that frequentthe parenting highsit's not that reliablefor and they're unreliable yeahand there are yeahsome crashing lows but alsobut also I think
26:23what's a couple of keys swallowed betweenexactly but also I think with having a verywith having a small childI'm very much now I'm kind of likelike I've said I've kind of nowaccepted the new realityI'm not in denial anymoreand I feel like I
26:39objective enough to see that it's like this the specific hardness of this bit is temporarybecause there are specific hard things that have finished yeah and so I'm like he is a coollittle dude even though he does bully my husband and I yeah like he is a cool littledude and I you know that's yeah that's fun yeah that's also to be clear they're so cuteand nice yeah that's the thing and that's where you kind of yeah you don'tand say because it sounds so cheesy but they are really really cute they look at their tiny tinyfaces and hands yeah that's sweet that's nice and like just stuff like he learned to sayhe learned to say sit down when he now every time he sits down he goes sit down and honestly that
27:27sounds i mean yeah now it's actually made me feel quite depressed that it's like that's just thehighlight that's like the best thing that's happened to me in weeks it you know what it's about perspectivehad you finish that story through with confidence,I'd be like, oh, that's so cute.It is cute.But yes, you self-reflected it,and then I thought, gosh, is Rose okay?And it's tripsy.
27:48But it's like you sort of,yeah, like I said,when you've got a very small child,you're sort of in to not,you're like, you're like,it is simultaneously,very, like, overwhelmingly,really hard and difficult and really nice.
28:03And there's also this thing where you're like,I sort of simultaneously,I'm embracing my,new life but I'm at the same time very stronglymourning and missing my old life but again it's likeyou'll get that you'll get to do those things againI'm going to be crashing around Soho hammered in a few short yearsa hundred percent ideally in August when I'm free
28:25yeah yeah but we can do that because the thing is it's my birthday tooso I'm going to be banking I'm a very important producer you're meetingyeah and in a way you are that's true hogs yeah he doesn't know thatYeah. Do I do anything practical around the show?No, but still, he doesn't know that.He doesn't need any...Okay, great.Okay, great.
28:43Yeah, perfect.Okay, well, on that note, should we bring on another precious baby angel, baby girl?Please.Okay, everyone, please welcome to the podcast.Olga Cork.Yay!Yay!Yay!
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31:51360 sun cream so you know oh swing some round about exactly wow you cannot have it alljesus christ is tough out here um how the hell are you well i'm i'm thinking a lot aboutSPF and it's a constant sort of no no no it's me too i'm glad to hear someone finally say it's the thing is youneed to cover your entire body and so sometimes i'll strategize and be like i'll wear a sleeve becausethat's less coverage sure for SPF and more coverage for clothes but then i'm sweatingyes you are but then if i'm wearing something strappy i need so much SPF that i'm constantlyreapplying and it's just it's i'm just not applying what babe babe babe babe not funny not funnyactually what are you talking about i give you a tube of SPF i won for
32:32free at British summertime, I'm just going to give it to you.Okay.Because I have unlimited SPFON.We are currently indoors, so I think I'm good.Yeah, but we're going to go back.I went in the winter.But this is another problem with having a smallchild. I don't have time to put my own
32:46SPF on. No, no, no, no, no. But then you getmelanoma and die. Yes, well, I know this.But what am I? How can I?Why, that was such an extreme reaction.No, but this is also what I'm thinking.But I just, because I'm literally only thinking, but babe,you're going to age so. You have to be a lot.Yeah.
33:01No, it's always my thing.Your child's going to have an uggo mommy.Yeah, he might as well.Yeah, I just simply just, just did not put it on this morning when I left the house.He's crazy.He's covered in 50 from head to toe, of course.I guess your palms are covered then.Yeah.
33:24And what I'll say is, you could just be like, ah.What I will say is that I, with my complexion, just simply, it's not like,an option. No, I burnso fast and I burnso seriously that there'sno dick in a rounder that I really have to get on me.Do you want to hear a very embarrassing SBF story?Always.
33:43As you know, recently I was inTennery for 11 weeks for an acting job. Oh, we've heard.Yeah. So, ahead of it,yeah, you better have heard. I've been tellingyou. So, pre this, I think,you know what I would love to be? Because I never getburned and I have tried pretty much everySBF and I'm going to a sunny country. I
34:01would love to be an influencer for SBF.It feels like the right niche for me.Yes, absolutely.Absolutely.I contacted a lot of SPF brands.I know, we're talking about.No.Not even like Solterre.
34:14No one.Sorry, no shade of it.No one.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.Isn't that tough?Yeah, but I also feel like I can see their point of view, which is you've got, like,it's all or nothing with SPF.
34:30It's like, oh,no eagle band yes that's true and I also feel like they might have just looked at mything and be like you've like 80,000 followers and you're a comic role why would webut then it's like sun cream is no joke come on I love it right we'll be the rightdon't be messing around yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and I'd love it I'd love it but my god ohyeah I guess yeah you could be sick burn so much good stuff in there yeah really goodstuff what what okay so what would be your brand recommend yeah what do you have several but nowi'm now keeping okay yeah well believe about now i'm so angry because i'm like i'm not going to endorse
35:08somebody you're right when and additionally sorry to be a real skin bore but have you heard of yucca theapp yes oh but people are so boring i know what i love it's sorry to say i'm boring okayit's this app where you can scan stuff food and specificallyspecifically well no I don't care about food I don't use it for food someone's sponsored byyaka I use it for anyways apropos of nothing have you guys heard of this apple I fucking wishI fucking wish no but you can scan like deodorants or sun creams or face creams or body creamsor shower gels or whatever and it'll tell you if the stuff in it is good for you yeah but I meanI don't want it if it's not bad for me if a deodorant doesn't have aluminum in it's not
35:50going to work I don't care of just crystals I do ultimately agree with that I put it all overunder armpits in between thighs let's goI'm practically a tit man right now.No, I do hear you.So, okay, well.But what's the SBFs do you use?Well, I use, she doesn't want to say.I really don't want to say.
36:09No, I will tell you.I use Thank You Farmer, which is a Korean brand.Oh, my gosh.Really good for day wear, very cheap and very good for like, it gives you a real glow.Love that.If I'm going to go out in the sun all day and I really need like high coverage,I'm sorry, but I'm still a P20.girl. I fucking love P20 for like, I'm not going to be in danger and I can go in and out of the
36:33water. I have a cucumber scented guise, something that I can't remember the name of, I should check.It's so good. For body or face? This is crazy. So good. This is amazing. Rose, we're going to hookyou up. Shishato, delightful for a quick dry. It depends what you want out of your sun cream. If you wantyour skin to look gorgeous, then I think, I think Korean brands are really good. Yeah, I do.Beauty of Jocene.I tried all the other ones.I know that it's like the viral one,but it's viral for a reason.
37:02It's very good.I tried other viral ones.I don't care.Beauty of Jerusalem.Yeah.Face and neck.And then body,sorry.
37:09I don't know if they have it here,but I buy it in these states,Hawaiian tropic just because it smells like SPF.It smells like coconuty,banana.Oh,it smells like a vacation.That's such a good reason to do it.
37:20I love that for you.And then it becomes an occasion.Then you're like,I want to smell like that.So then you sort of put it on.Just the thought that's going into it.it's absolutely fantastic.You guys have heard of...
37:31You can't guarantee coverage with spray.I do agree with that.You guys have ever heard of Aldione brand?Because that's genuinely what I have.Fine.If I can't sling it in the trolleyas I'm flying roundwith a yowling toddler in my toe,
37:48it's not going to.I think that's fine.I actually think kids sun cream,whatever brand is generally really fucking good.100.Well, yeah, because it's not too stingy.And it's like,why don't you just make all sun cream?
37:57cream like that.And also they wouldn't risk things withthis is what I feel.I feel like they,it is like block becauseyeah,they're not fucking around with kids skin.And when you're on the beach
38:06and it's your body,you don't care about white cast.You don't give a shit as long as you're protected.Yeah.But yeah,the,yeah, highly recommend.Macura.
38:15Shout out.To be fair.Alde,if you're listening,we'll talk.Somebody's good dupes.They have the soldier generallike all of the dops.
38:22All of the smells.Yeah.Yeah.And they look exactly the same as well.I have no idea how they're legally doing this,but it's the same shit.I do lovetheir Joe Malone
38:30hand soap doso goodthe pomegranatenot reallyis excellentthey dothey do pomagranetbrune
38:38yeahit's so goodfake noiryeah yeahreallythey're getting awaywith that legallythey got sued by
38:46MNS thoughfor Cothbertthe Caterpillarokaythis is what I thinkthey're doingfirst of allI don't know
38:54how much of packagingcan be legally patentedright like you can patent but you can probably patent a formula or copyright a name but when it comes to like a shape of a bottle unless you're like actually actively putting the sketches into like a patent office i don't know where that's going number two i don't know if you've seen uba butler's amazon documentary i think they're registering all these offices in like unreachable countries or countries where it's not a lawwe're like oh you're suing oh it's the the amazon one it's really really good i don't think i've seen this but basically i think they're probably is it going to make me feel bad for shopping 100 people not going to watch it okay fair enoughBut yeah, I think you just registered the company that's sued somewhere where, like, oh, we don't have that law.Okay.This is me just guessing.I have no idea.
39:36But they got done for Cuthbert.I think.Sorry, what is the Caterpillar called?Cuthbert.Come again?Do you not remember this?Cuthbert the Caterpillar.That's their version of common.
39:48Are we saying Cuthbert?Yes.Have you never heard of the name Cuthbert before?Yeah.is an objectively mad name if you've never heard it before i've never i was like sorry comesorry cuthbert yeah and what i like about that is that they've they've they've gone for likean even posher sounding name is that like the benedict of cash-a-pillows yeah wowcutty is that where bertie comes from i think more that's it could be anything bert
40:25Albert, Robert.Burke could be anythingthat ends with Bert, surely.But Cuthbert, yeah.You're being,I have to Google.Do you think we're joking?I...
40:36Do you think Aldi inventedthe name Cuthbert?Okay, I'll put my phone down by it.I'm like...I promise.I wouldn't lie to you.Cuthbert.Catherine and Cuthbert.
40:46Oh, God is hell.Why did it?It feels like Cuthbert.It feels like a...Actually, the more you're saying it,the more it is like...THB is wild.THB is wild.
40:54Yeah, right?You get it.right yeah yeah it's giving um it's giving um it's giving like canute it's giving like old englishvibes you know it just feels wrong in the mouth egg but all these yeah yeah even eggbird i can geton board with more than cuthbert cuthbert it's not easy to say especially cuthbert the caterpillarit's a mouthful but listen we're talking about them this is why they do it this is why they do we plug itwe plug it away they're getting publicity what does your kid ask for for for for a forbirthday kick.
41:27Is it a comfort of the cat?As an ALDI regular.Nothing less.No, he can't talk.He can point, surely.Yeah, yeah.He would want something,he would want like razz,
41:39something of raspberry.Ooh, okay,so like a more afresh singing.This boy can eat,we're talking, you know,your square raspberry punnetsthat you would get for,you can eat one sitting.
41:50Kids are obsessed with berries.And the thing is,it is bankrupted me.That's what I was.I was genuinely.you're going to say that which is like crazy because when you watch them pound a lot of themyou think that was six pounds yeah well not if you go to aldi of courseno but like babe we get it make it less obvious you and hot food are in cahoots
42:09yeah well because they're nature's candy yes they truly are well this time of year I'm in thepocket of big berry clearly in my yeah I'm loving berries at the minute everything'sdelicious now then Olga let's try again because the other night Olga and I gig togetherAnd her and her now, fiancé, we're there.And I was like, what up?Tell me the story.Let's see the rings.I'm so excited.
42:35Yeah, please.And I ended up feeling somehow like I was forcing them to get married.You guys were like, oh, like, seriously?And I was like, yes, I'm so excited.But you were like, yeah.We're very, very excited.Okay.We're very excited.
42:53I think we just like, we have done a chunk of, like,like telling everyone the story. If that makes sense. So you're sick of it. No, no, never. Not for you.But it is something. I think it's novel to you, but it's not novel to us. I was like, what is thisdead? I'd stare. I'm getting. Because we were sort of exchanged glasses like, which one of ushas taken this one? Do you know? Yeah, yeah. Of course. No, that makes way more sense to me.And I'm happy it's that and not like you're like getting married ironically. No, no, no, no, no,never. Very sincerely. Very earnestly and sincerely. This is so sweet. Can you make it fun byjust adding in a new small untrue detail every time you tell the story.
43:32That's fun. Two truths and a life.So we're rocking out of all.When you tell the story to us now, can you include one untrue fact?And you have to guess what it is.I'll let you guess because I've sort of heard it, but obviously from an unenthusiastic pair.But Olga's going to give it socks with one fake detail.All right.So we've been together for a couple years now.
43:54Fake.I'm sorryOh, they're singleOh, he's a virginHe's a virginSorryNo, but go onHe's a real man
44:06And you definitely met himA real manBut then we've been friendsFor years beforeAnd then we had takenRoad TripThat was fake men and womenCan't be friends
44:17BairPonedSoWe had beenWe've been doing AmericanRoad tripsfor like three or four years now.So we had planned another road trip
44:27for just the two of us.Usually we go with our friend Emily,who's the best person in the entire world.But this time, I had a wedding in New York.We were meeting his family in Orlando, Florida,and we're like, okay, instead of flying, let's just drive.It's going to take a four to race across the world.Exactly.
44:41With money.Four or five days-ish.So we were driving.And also, we've been talking about getting engaged for ages.It was like, it was something that we were like calling each other,husband and wife every day.So it's like, no one is surprised.And basically, I kind of heavily hinted that,
44:54that would be a good time to do it because I was off the back of my Australian New Zealandtour. I would have not seen him for seven and a half weeks by then. So it was like after a longpause and then we were going to end the trip meeting his family. So it's like,for the first time. Yes. Oh, no, loads of times. And so we drove for four or five daysand we were visiting one city that we had been to before. So I knew that it was going to happenon this trip. Everyone asked whether it's a surprise. I'm like, I gave him four days to do it. I didn'tknow which one of the four days. So yes. In a way, it was a surprise.I guess, as much as it could have been.
45:26But I had bottoming from the top.Yay!And so I thought it would be in that city that we'd been to beforebecause it would be like, it was one of the cities we went to when we just started dating.You've got memories.Exactly.But he did it the day before in a city we've never been to before.What city was that, please?
45:44That was Charleston, South Carolina.Nice.It was on the water.There was a sailing boat.It was just gorgeous.And I thought we were going on a booze cruise because he seated in months before,being like, hey, everybody in Charleston does this cruise.Do you want to do the cruise? And I was like, I don't know the cruise.
45:58In my head, I'm like, we're taking a boost cruise with a bunch of people and it's goingto be a party boat.Yeah.And then on the day, he's like, we should probably get like a bottle of something.And I was like, oh, is it not going to be alcohol there?He's like, I don't think so.And I was like, how many people are coming?And he goes, just us.
46:09And I was like, oh.Okay.Go.Getting my nails done.And earlier in the day, he was like, it might be cold in the evening.So you might want to wear something nice.And I was like, I.you said this yesterday but like those two things don't make sense in the order that you said them
46:28there's there's not a relation yeah my favorite oh it's freezing please let me put on my jewelyeah I'm so cold let's get formal and I did and my favorite bit was he was wearing a cross body bagfor the first time in his entire life I was like I didn't know he owned one I was like what's witha MERS and he goes and he's like oh I just don't like it when there's um when there's an outline of thephone in my trousers and I was like whatyou're talking about an outline of a phone what do you he's like no phone outline i don't like thatand i was like i the first time in his life that's so funny yeah okay and then so we're on the boatwe're applying aldi sunscreen and then he and then he that was the lie yeah yeah and so
47:13basically i think he's waiting for the sun to set because it's not setting yet yeah and so we'rebuying lots of time and then as we're the height of summer it's a lot of summer it's a lot ofYeah, we waitin.We didn't wait.It was a three-hour long, long.You're close to genuinely close to Midsummer's Day.Yeah, that's mad.Two hours in, I was like, oh, I don't think that's going to happen.
47:31Everybody's fucking drenched.Also, because it's a sailboat, there's not like seats or anything.We're like completely sunken into bean bags.Sorry, sorry, sorry.Sorry, just rewind.You said I don't think it's going to happen as in the sunset.No, no, no, no, no, the proposal.Two hours and three-hour cruise.
47:46I just don't think this is going to happen today.You know?It's Mids Amar.And so, we're, we're, we're.We're sunken in two beanbags quite far away from each other.And every now and then, because it's a sailboat, the captain keeps moving the sail.So we keep going like, the last few years of my life, I've been the best of mine.Yeah.
48:08And then basically it hasn't happened yet.And then the sort of second incumbent and captain person, because there's two people on the boat, comes up to us.And she goes, do you guys want to hear fun facts about the bay?And we're like, we'll hear fun facts about the bay.She goes, do you know the pilot, pilot, pirate black beer?and we were like, we know about black beard.Sure.Not a good guy.
48:25And I was like, she goes, he once came here.We're like, cool, cool, cool.And he took all of his men and they took a bunch of people hostagebecause they all had syphilis, his crew, and they needed medicine, but they couldn'tpay for it.So they took all these people hostage in exchange for syphilis medicine, which at the timewas mercury.And we're like, we're enough, we're good.
48:43We're good on the fun facts, okay?Oh, my God.Getting engaged in syphilis Bay, you're well.That's so cute.That's nice, sexy.And then when he got on his one knee,he didn't realize that we'd be like rocking so hard.So he was in a full lunch.
48:59No, I came at that, I wish.And the entire time, like, he got down on one knee.Yeah, it was really cute.Wow.And he quoted, like, various text messages that we've, like, sent throughout our lives.Because I don't know if you know this.We hooked up in 2019, and then I rejected him.No, we hooked up in 2019.
49:16I rejected him, but I was too scared to write the rejection.So rejection was written by my best friend and your very good friend.Charlie Dinkin.But then Charlie Dinkin, two years later,hired him to work for her company.So this one woman was behind the scenes of both rejecting himand accepting him, and he had no idea.She's a copywriter.
49:34She's very good at writing all kinds.Exactly.She's very good at writing all kinds.She wrote a really good rejection.Did you pay her?No, she's a best friend.She's on retainer.She's on retainer.
49:44She is on retainer.Okay.But yeah, she rejected him.And then two years later, she was like,do you want to come work for a company?that's so why i think it's so funny um okay and then he so quoted her rejection in in the proposaldoes he know that she oh yeah oh very good i think that's hilarious that's very very very funny she made itshe did it really good first of all i think she's rejected loads of people on my behalf she's really
50:08good at break up text if you guys need a breakup text charlie dinkin reasonable rights so she did a reallygood one with him she did a really good one where she like all of the blame was on me where i waslike i'm in a crazy mental space i'm being erratic like you don't want i'm betterbad news you don't want this which also I think I don't like that because it's like no youthat's not a reason it's like well I'm marrying him now so yeah so fantastic but I mean do you know what Imean if I received that I'd be like yeah but if you really wanted me it wouldn't matter if you weremad that's true that's true also I'd be like that's so sexy clearly it worked I'm literallyengaged yeah yeah yeah so she did a great job I think but I remember she once wrote an amazing
50:49rejection to another guy that was like so oh god i wish i could read it to you right now it was justso vicious but so like it but completely impenetrable like you couldn't point anything outand then i think it ended with something like i'm good and he was like i'm good as in like you're goodlet's hang out again or i'm good as in like you're good and then i just went you're good oh my godshe's good she wrote all of it and i just kind of copy and paste it but it was just like it waslike a movie i had never seen anything like it before she's a wizard she's amazingAnd also just the, the, I didn't, like, I didn't know that it was a possibility to outsource this kind of stuff.I know, right?
51:28I've been an idiot doing it myself.Thinking about things and situations and stuff that I'm like, I could have got someone to handle that for me.I think John from sheep's rights vows for money.You can outsource everything.I don't think this is a secret.I think this is like, maybe you ask him, but like, you can outsource fucking anything, guys.You can get someone else to fuck your husband too.John are from Sheaves
51:51And I would have to get a husband firstOh, Jono from SheepsOkay, good to knowOkay, well listenThat was a phenomenal storyI think we can say the sun cream was probably the giveawayButAnd thank you for telling it to me
52:08enthusiastically because you knowI am excited for you and I love your husband to meHe looks like what I hopeA future son of mine will look likeA beautiful redheaded boyStunnerwill you get married soon or are you going to be long engagement people no I think we're going to get married next fall so like September 2026 fingers crossed but then I think sometime in the next six months we're going to go to Vegas just the two of us great sexy sexy that would be my advice would yeah just do it do the wedding that you want to do do not be swept up in the wedding big wedding machine yeah yeah yeahBecause, yeah, when we got engaged, I said, I would like to go to a registry office and then, like, hire a pub.
52:57Because I did not want to organize a wedding, please.And then my husband said, well, fiance at the time, no, I think we should have a big wedding.I just think it'll be really fun.Guess who had to organize that?And then found it so unbelievably stressful.No, I think Vegas is so sexy.I think it's so sexy.And then I think, like, a party.
53:18And I'll wear like a short country dress.Yeah.Love, love, love, love, love.When we go see a magic show after?Are you kidding?Yes.Okay. Well, we have fun.We have fun.
53:28Olga Cock, do people come to you for advice?It's a crazy question to ask you, but nonetheless, I have to ask you this because we wereabout to give some to our listeners.But the answer is yes, because you have a whole brand of bad advice.Yeah, it's explicitly bad.Do you think you can change your tune for today?I think you can give some nice.I can say do the opposite.
53:43I can end every piece of advice with opposite day.Don't do that.Sike.Okay, great.Well, I feel like people do come to you for advice, though.You're a wise soul.I try.Olga's really good if you want to...
53:57I hate doing this.Please.Consider the other person's point of view.No, I have no interest in that.No, me neither.I want someone to validate everything that I'm saying, even if it is too range.But she somehow does both.Somehow Olga's like, you're right.
54:14And also, what if?And you're like, God, damn it.She manages to do bothIt's very impressiveAlso you're likeWho I would come to for business bitchYeahI gotta get that money
54:26Gotta get that money guysI'm good at that yeahYeahOkay greatWell in that caseLet's have a problemI'm excitedDo you have one for us M?
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57:04You're all set for a nail glow up.Let's get those nails looking fabulous, shall we?hi hogs a quick but tricky problem from me wait who's this from this is from f hi f hi f um i've only just discovered the show and would love to kick this down the line for when i eventually catch up uh i 33 year old female have neighbors both 42 whose son 21 has just moved home from uni we started talking out the front the other day and i hadn't seen him around before and he was really funny sweet and kind um maybeI was overly receptive to hisniceness because I've been burned by a few men in the pastbut I really did feelit really did feel like a different connectionanyway I pushed all that aside
57:48but he clearly felt the same waybecause next time we saw each other he invited mefor a drink I said yesin a fluster but now I'm feeling unsureI'm closer to an age to his parentsand it feels odd to pursue anything with someonethat young but I do thinkI really like him
58:03I could also be way off and he may not be interestedand has just been kindbut I'm at a loss with what to dodo I befriend but boundary himbe cold and kill off any silly ideasor just say fuck it and see what happenshow old is Fplease recap
58:22F is 33 the neighbor's son is 21the neighbors are both 42you have such a beautiful voiceyeah you could listen to all dayI'm scared to start with youbut we'll begin with youthoughtI'm leaning no
58:40and this is huge for meit's huge for meshe's a grown up womanwho is she whatnot what I expected from youI do love a younger man I'm marrying a younger manI'm very very into older womenyounger woman younger woman it is just
58:55older woman younger man you mean what did I sayother way around oh fuck that I'm not into thatit's opposite day sorry yesopposite day opposite dayit just feelsoh godshe's just already taking it too seriously.Do you know what I mean?
59:11Like, I'm fine with you being like,wouldn't it be fun to be like fucking crazyand like fuck this 21 year old?I'd be like, yes, yes, yes.But this girl's like, I think we have a connection.No, you don't.You don't.Yeah.
59:21You simply do not.And it's like you can't,because the thing is you're going in taking this seriously.And I can't help you because 21 year oldscan't take anything seriously.Because the thing is even if he genuinely puts all of his effortand like good heart into this,it's still a 21 year old effort,
59:37which is not good enough.Wow, I think that is incredibly insightful.Sorry.No, I think it's good, Rose.Completely disagree.You want to fuck the 21-year-old?Fuck the 21-year-old.She's talking about a connection, girl.
59:53Yes, but I think what she's...Rose wants to get jackhammered.Yes, please.Okay, okay, background context,not particularly, you know,I would find it hard to turn down somethingthat I thought was a...genuine connection if I wasn't in like a long-term relationship because I'm not being I I mean I don't
01:00:13know the context F might be overwhelmed with offers but she says she's been burnt I would find itdifficult to turn down I think she's bringing up the connection because I think the seriousness isbecause she doesn't want to she's like she can see the potential for awkwardness if it goes badly soshe's the connection she's bringing up in the context of like then he will live next door I don'tthink it's like yeah i love him she's i don't think she's saying i love him i think she's saying likei know this is like on paper a terrible idea because he's younger than me and his parents livenext door but i think she's just she's just stating the fact that look i want to fuck this guy badcan i just say something really really and i think she should go i can't because i don't know
01:00:59if you've seen the latest with bridget jones remember yourself of 21 the level of fuckingcruelty, 21-year-olds arecapable of simply because they don'thave it, but they don't know what other people feel likehave not learned anything. He willbreak your heart to fucking shreds,okay? He will cheat on you in frontof you because he simply does not know better.
01:01:18You're not ready for that kind of pain. Can Imake an offering? The humiliationof it too. My thoughts are, I'm very torn betweenthe two. Here's my feeling.It's hot as fuck.I get why he's sexy.21. The fact that he immediatelyshowed an interest in you, wow. I
01:01:34would be like loins ablaze but if you did not live next door to his parents go off absolutelyfuck the 21 year old but you do live next door to his parents do not do this it will be the greatestmess in the history of time best case scenario you guys have a meaningful connection sorry and hisparents hate it because you're the woman who lives next door who's closer to that and they're likeand then you have a really complicated relationship with your neighbormother-in-law.Catherine,you can move.
01:02:07You're going to have to move, by the way.Oh, yeah.Okay.The caveat to my advice is you've got to move.You have to sell your house.You definitely have to move.And the very likely scenario is, I'm sorry, but the idea of that sex is going to be somuch hotter than the sex, which makes me think, the answer is obvious.
01:02:25Whank for days to this boy, he's right there.You're always going to be inspired.Go off, get off.By all means, it's like the gift that keeps ungiving.I'm into that.But the idea of it is so sexy.The practicalities of it and the probably likelihood, like actual sex of it will not be worth the catastrophe that that would be.Don't do that.
01:02:46Also, maybe like a hot makeout search because it's forbidden.And then you leave and as he's trying to fuck you, you point on him and you laugh and that gets you off.That's sexy too.I like that.Oh, yeah.Oh, did you think we're going to fuck?Yeah.But like, again, Olga, we're coming at this from very different place.
01:03:04for me always the other person in that scenario so i find that very triggering but but i alsofeel like maybe yeah bad times but i also feel like you're talking about your husband right now nooh thank god i just like jesus no but i also feel like maybe my perspective is um it's like a reactionagainst because my mom always she has some my mom has some like deranged advice um when it comesto romance she once saidto me just at proper of nothingI think we were just probably justyou know at home having a cup of tea she just went
01:03:40never marry a younger manbecause you'll get old lose your looksand he'll leave you for someone youngerand then we just went on with her dayhad she ever beenin the situationnoI think she had one
01:03:56boyfriend before my dad called Wadi Cartwrightshout out to RonnieCuthbert of X-Oxas.And he gets brought up as this kind of likemythical sort of like...Damien in our house.Damien.Damien and he had a moustache.
01:04:16Yeah, I know nothing about really car.Right.But in my mind he sort of looks like Dennis the Manus.I don't know why.Yeah, yeah, yeah.But I think maybe my advice is there for being cloudedin like a way that I want to rebel againstwhat my mum said.
01:04:30I want to be like, fuck, no, do it.fucking who caresI would be with youexcept that she lives next doorabsolutely notyeahI'm sorry butand also
01:04:44you you clearly have not dated younger menbecause I've dated so many younger menthat I'm just like bitch don'tthat's interestingI've dated younger women thoughalmost exclusivelyapart from onenotable exception but yeah
01:04:59I would saythey will ruin your life I guessso maybe don'tbut it's so sexybut I also want to say to F as welldon'twhat I would like to pick outis this
01:05:12the thing where she saidmaybe he's just being kindhe's not being kindbut he's asking someone for a drinkhe's definitely flirting with youand wants to fuck youyeah but don't do ittake the compliment
01:05:25Rose's like to do itbut no because okaylet's just think about itthree weeks inhe's never going homebecause he doesn't really want to live with his parents.He's still deciding what he's going to do with his life.Eventually, he is leaving your village.
01:05:35Don't worry.But in the meantime, he's staying at your house all the time, acting like he lives there.Because he feels like he does because he lives next door, except you're not his mom.Except suddenly you are his mom.There goes all the sex.Just have a nice wank, enjoy it.The only thing I would also say, maybe have sex with him once well.Because I'm scared that this generation is just addicted to porn and someone needs to have sex with them like in a normal way.
01:05:57It can't be social outreach.He's still looking for.The thing is, though, like.yeahnot todayhe lives next doornoI just think you don't
01:06:11when you're olderyou're not going to be likeI'm so gladthat I didn't sleepwith that hot 21 year oldoh thank GodI have that memoryof not sleeping
01:06:22with that hot 21 year oldyou're going to be likeyeahfuck the 21 year oldyeahI have to move to a different countrybut nowlook at that brilliant life
01:06:31I lost my house, sure.My thing is this though.Everyone always says it's like you never regret the things you doand you do regret things you don't.I disagree.There are so many people I regret sleeping with.Like a sheer, like I'd say a good number of peopleI regret sleeping with.
01:06:47And if I could take it back, I would.Names.If you're listening, it's you.Yeah.Like broad spectrum of genders,I regret sleeping with several people.It was not good and it brought a lot of misdemeanor.and it wasn't worth it and I feel ashamed.
01:07:04Yeah, there is that.And I just thinkif you like your neighboursand ifyou like living there,do not fuck with it.Don't do that.I think if you do it though.
01:07:20She's definitely going to do it by the way.She's a hundred of a one.She's done it.She's done it.She's done it.And this is going to be awful.You're going to think this is alsoeven more chaotic advice.
01:07:29Keep, just keep it a secret.because A, then no problems with the neighboursand B, hot, it's hot.Oh my God, I forgot about the windows.Thank you.But just like, don't be kind to him.Don't be kind to him.This kindness isn't going to go anywhere.
01:07:43He's not going to be grateful for you to be, for being kind to me.I agree with you on that.I also think it keeps it hotter and it keeps it rarer, which will also make it hotter.But wait, I forgot we could keep it as secret.This is what I'm thinking.This is a secret.I've been doing stand up too long.I'm like, wait, you could not tell anyone.
01:07:58The parents don't know, and it's making it hotter because it's behind their back.but except if Julia is older. He's fixing your washer.It's Romeo and the nurse.Yeah, yeah.No, he's coming around to like help you figure out your router because you're old so you can't do it.Yeah.Oh my God.That's nice.
01:08:17Okay.I'm back on board.Actually, now you've just said that, my younger brother used to go around and do so much work on our neighbor's router.And I do remember thinking, like, they've got to have it figured out by now.Was she a single woman of a certain age?No, no.Was her husband away?No.
01:08:44Was she away?Was the husband there?No, I mean, no, this is mad, but it's got me thinking.Wow.Well, that was phenomenal advice.I loved that.Thank you, guys.Would you have time to do a second problem for our listeners?
01:08:56Okay, we'll do it in the extras.Guys, give it up, please, for Olga Cork.Oh, where can people find you?Thanks for having me.You can find me at rock and rollga.com.That's www.w.w.w.orga.com.I'm Colga 300 on TikTok.Coga 300 on Instagram.
01:09:12I'm probably in a city near you.Do you live in Norwich, Manchester, Lisbon, New York, L.A.Then I'm coming.Tallinn? I'm also there.Oh, I love Tallinn.So fun.Okay, great.And Edinburgh, will you be doing it?
01:09:24I will be doing two weeks of Wittes.Where?Oh, the train.February Voltaire.She's got to figure out.vine free fringe uh monkey barrel this year monkey barrel is cabaret voltaire wicked very excitingoh god this is great come what's the show called or is it just called whip i think it's calledexcellent who's to say well they can find you around who's to say i guess that's up to you really
01:09:46um right join us in the extras for another problem let's hope it's just as sexy wowi just want to say on behalf of me on behalf of katherine on behalf of vangrew on behalf of themon behalf of the world, I guess.Thank you so much to our executive producers and our producers.Let's start with the execs.Do you know them?They're sexy as fuck.They're hot as shit.
01:10:09It's Guy Goodman, Simon Moore,Stephanie Catracea, Oliver Jago, Anthony Conway,Neil Redmond, Angela S, Sadie Cashmore, Sarah Deaking,Anda, Amanda McCool, Amanda McCall.I can read your name, Amanda, please let me read it.Charlie Weems.Weems.weems weems you can say weems as much as you want
01:10:33I will always try a different go for itand then obviously our producerswe don't forget lest we forget our producersL Richard Bold Harold Van DykeTim and Dom David Walker Rachel R Claire Owen JonesSarah and MollyRia Fink Cordelia Rachel PageHelen A Tina Lindsay Amy O Reardon
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01:11:33He's a lovely, lovely guy.And I bet, I bet, and I love you, Stephen Chicken.It's just, it's, it's, it's so funny.Yeah.It's so, I really hope that they have a partner and I hope that's their surname is cow,so then they can be cow and chicken.Do you remember that TV show?Yeah.
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