Trusty Hogs - Ep28. FIN TAYLOR / Fish, Fetishes & Fake Orgasms

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

Fin Taylor joins us in the Trusty Hogs studio this week for a super fun catch up and problem solving sesh!Fin can be seen on shows like Live at the Apollo, The Mash Report, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Have I Got News for You, and many more...Thank you so much for listening! Support us at https://www.patreon.com/TrustyHogs for exclusive bonus content, merch, and more! Trust us with your own problems and questions... [e-mail] Please give us a follow @TrustyHogs on all socials Be sure to subscribe and rate us (unless you don’t like these little piggies - 5 Stars only!)Thank you to our Patreon supporters...EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Simon Moores / Guy Goodman / Janinna Bautista / Mary FoxPRODUCERS: Richard Bicknell / SBDubz / Elle / Richard Bald / Neil Redmond / Victoria Hutchison / Emma Walton / Karen & David Bull / Harald van Dijk / Kierah Leach / Tim & Dom / David Walker / Rachel R / Anthony Conway / Sadie Cashmore / Claire Owen-Jones / Kim Dubhghaill / Jess & Nick / Zoë / Jo Holmes / Caitlyn Lyth / Sarah & Molly / Melissa Dunkeld / Bennett ManciniWith Helen Bauer (Daddy Look at Me, Live at the Apollo) & Catherine Bohart (Roast Battle, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Tristy Hoggs episode Try again, one second Like hello and welcome to Trusty Hoggs episode 27 Hello and welcome to Trustee Hoggs episode 27 Nailed it What's in, hi Hoggs This is the podcast where

We tell you about our frankly perfect live Provided you don't listen to any of the facts And then we take your problems and help you solve them Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome Through the fog Step forth The trusty hogs

Yeah You're gonna give them your problems And they will solve them Or maybe they won't And that's your problem They'll have guests And Andrew White on the tech Oh

It's Helen and Catherine As the trusty hogs Trust the trusty hogs Or maybe no Helen's here. I'm here. We've got a lot to tell you. I mean, Em and Andrew were here. I mean, I guess like, thank you. Hi, Emma Andrew. Hi. Hi. We're deep into April. Thank you. Thank you guys.

Pleasure. Pleasure is all ours. Thank you. Thank you for being here. I know, it's drip, drip, drip little April showers. I know, can you believe? Not weather-wise, but cunt wise, 100%. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dripping all over the price. Are you ever dry? Do you have an average one? You know what? I actually do think I have a wet purse. I think I'm more, like, like, I've never had useful lube apart from for taste you know because it's like the strawberry one is like

but like it's like it's taste I arguably I would pick Louvre over how how how how but I have a wet pus I have a wet purse I feel like I'm being shame for it but I do have a lot of like the cat that's like cream and pink bag pus

yeah bag purse okay just wondering I don't think bag pus is wet oh no it's literally any way to change the topic Tell me how you are, what are your goals, what has your week been, what's going on for you? Anything else, please? I mean, it's been so good. I mean...

You've had a great time recently. I've had a great time recently. We haven't told anybody what we did for your birthday on the podcast. Do you want to talk about it? If anyone missed it, you're not following us on Instagram, and that's absolutely ridiculous. I mean, I had the most blessed birthday week of all time. You had a good way. I had like a takeaway for every meal, which is why I currently have a tummy ache, like a 12-year-old.

You did make me rub your stomach outside and you want to be to rub so low on it. And I do... How often do you... Trying to run the podcast. Okay. Oh my God. Wow, Andrew. That was really defensive.

When I'm talking about my tummy ache, like women don't have pain. I know what I'm saying. Why do I always end up as a misogynist in these situations? I don't know. I think of course we're all really manipulative bitches. Is that what you think, Andrew? That we're manipulative bitches. That was good.

That was good. That was good manipulation. He's so rude. It's crazy. Basically, I have a tummy ache, Andrew, because I, so you took me out yesterday, which I think was just the icing on the cake. It's happy yesterday because we're on April 7th. Okay, well, you took me out yesterday from the day we were recording this. I took you out for your birthday, which is all I really want to talk about.

There we go. Okay. You took me out for my birthday. You treated me like a princess. Like you gave in to every whim. Well, I tried to plan my own plan and you were livid about it, so I had to just do what you wanted. I didn't know what your plan was. My fear, Andrew, you can back me up on this.

Catherine said to me, because you were gigging in Oldershot the night of my birthday, which my school friends were livid about, because I'm from next to Oldershaw, and they were like, oh my God, how can you let Catherine do this? Like Anna Grant sent me a screenshot of Catherine's Instagram. They've never met. I love her, though. Yeah, we all have Anna Grant. Sent me a screenshot being like, how could you let this happen?

Poor Catherine. How was it, Catherine? The people of Oldershot are chatty. There we go. They're chatting, but they're old. also polite. So it's like they, they talk over you, but they don't laugh that much. So it's like a weird mix

of like, they feel, it felt more like a town hall. Like, you know, like a meeting. This man who I dragged during the show, so it's very hard to be to bring up again, I get out of the train station at Oldershot and bear in mind, like I have my headphones on, it's dark, I'm going to my show, I don't know where it is yet,

I just get out and I'm trying to get there get there in time because I'm late for the tech. And I get out of this train station in this town, I've never been to. I don't know if it's a town or a city, but I think it's a town it's not sure and then this guy goes Catherine heading to the Westie oh my god the West End Centre

yeah so I was like um yeah he's like great we're coming to the show see you there you have to understand this is like a lone man who knows my name who's waiting for me it feels like at a train station we're very chatty in North East Hampshire we're very chatty but like you wouldn't go hello

we should not go hey Catherine you don't know me but I'm coming to your show later. Just like, people, just act like, I know that. I understand that's frightening, but I also understand where he's coming from, like, oh, hi, hi, see you with the Westy? But, like, I don't get sent pictures. You got a Wimpy Burger later? It's just like, I don't get

sent pictures of ticket holders. So, like, I don't know who you, I just think you're a person who's, like, seen it's on my website and has now followed me to the station. It's terrifying. So then, I was like, so I stopped shaking and, like, get to the West End. Westie. The Westie. I walk myself there on following Google Maps, and I'm like,

shake it off, it's fine. I'm sure he's fine, it's going to be fine. He wasn't following you. He's coming to the show. Everything's fine. I get there. Yes. I've left him behind me at the station.

And yet, when I get there, he's at the Westie. Yes. Waiting for me. Yes. Because he's driven there from the train station. So he's like, hi, Catherine, you made it to the Westie. And I was like, oh, my God. Why walk?

Why walk? Why can get in the car? I'm going to, now he has a woman with him. And she's like, I can't believe he didn't give you a lift. And I'm like, I don't. know how to tell this woman that I would not have gotten in a car with that man. Like, it was terrifying, so I had to tell him during the show what he did wrong and why he should never do that again. But what's amazing is, like, this guy's clearly actively a fan of yours.

Oh yeah, shout out to Wes. He seems like a nice bro. A super fan of yours, but at the same time has no idea how to interact with you. I think that's the ultimate life. I think people don't realize that as much as I'm, like, quite confident on stage, as a person, I'm tremendously risk-averse and actually pretty much eternally anxious and on edge. So like I'm waiting to be attacked which is crazy because I'm rarely attacked but I'm always ready

and assume that I'm in danger. I think that's the right state to be in. High alert. It's just womanhood, right? But I am very anxious. And so yeah, I just, I really didn't deal. And I just kept saying, thank you so much for coming to the show

that I really appreciate it. I really, I really appreciate it. Anyway, Wes it seems like a nice guy. But yeah, don't do that to come. I love that's what you did instead of taking me off and coming to the birthday. You were like, no, I have to go to Oldshot. I've got to go to the Westie.

Hey, they bought all the tickets. I was really pleased. I mean, you're a sell-out start, you know, at the end of the day. In Older Shot. Westie's big. Okay, I've seen Panto at Westie. Dick and Dom and de Bungalow at the height of DeBungalow fame. Oh, my God.

Be respectful. They came. I've done a podcast with them. They are not good before 2 p.m. No, but Dick and Dom and de Bungalow was from mine. No, to be fair Actually, that was really mean of me They, I've done two interviews with them

Both in Edinburgh and both were like at noon And both times they both looked like Like they were so mad they had to be up that early Were they playing bogeys? No, they were mostly just complaining about being hung over We probably have to cut this I'm sure it's defamation Bogies

Andrew's already written it down Anyway, Dick and Domain to Bungalow would lay would be like Am I saying it wrong? I feel there's a weird reaction I'd be laughing because I wince every time you do. Dick and Dom and Dubangelo. That's like the most delayed wince of all time.

That's like when I went to that amateur wrestling and they'd be like, huh, ha! But they would like pack out the Westy and I feel like to get to that level of Dubungalow fame when you have never been on Dubangelo. I've almost made it to Dick and Dom level. Dick and Dom at their peak. Cool.

We're talking. There was a girl from my town that got on Dick and Dom. under bungalow and they went to her school to audition Crookedon genius didn't go to mine and she got it because she fell off the chair during the audition and we were all like that's genius that's so smart hey this this level of jealousy in your face and tone reminds me of when we were at the trek adventure where I took you for your birthday

and then the guy who was like the mystic meg character of the Shrek experience who looked just like Olga oh my god it was crazy insane I found the male Olga he works at Shrek adventure it's mad and he changes his accent too which is like crazy Because Olga's got a mystery accent. A mystery accent. This makes sense now. Oh my God, that's her side hustle.

What was she doing yesterday or the day that we went? Yeah. No, you did get asked your name. It was a jealousy because I got asked my name and you sort of stopped breathing. You were so angry. Like you'd already been enraged because some children had been asked to volunteer and you were not asked. But what he asked... I wouldn't.

I would understand if I hadn't put on my hand up. But when he asked me my name and you... You were stood right there. I could feel you were fucking fuming. But you know that I had an interaction with him before that. Because he went, are you the last? And I went, yeah. And then he went, what's your name?

And I was like, are you fucking, we've just, I've just given you valuable information so you can start your bit. Wow. Okay, let's stop fighting, my love. Okay. You treated me like a princess. I actually had a better time

of the shrug experience than I expected. You were elated. You joined in the dance parties, all three of them. Yeah, there were three dance parties. It was incredible. Actually, maybe the third one wasn't a dance party, but we don't. We sure danced. We sure danced.

And there was a little lad when we were going in with his mom and dad, like very little. No, not Harvey. We can't, we can't, we can't in the children's names because they were asked. They got asked. Was it all children? Was it any of the... It was all children with their parents. Okay.

And one incredibly tactile, like, young date. The redhead and the game. They were like handsy, but there was also an anal joke from one of the characters. So it was very hard to read Like what age it was for But it was like euphemistic to the point That the kids didn't get it And the adults were horrified

So it played to us laughing and silence Let's be clear Maybe the potions in the back passage And I was like Ha ha ha ha ha ha Had it was parents Like go for the ears But there was one like 20 year old couple

Who just would not stop necking And it was really inappropriate It was hot I honestly because Shrek for me Is such like a You know what I mean Like those broad shoulders he owns property he bates like yes so like for me he's like like a thick dead and you know he's

fertile as fuck because between trek one and two three kids a lot of baby mad absolutely mad um but it was such a special day oh my god i got a bone to pick with you oh god i had my hair cut i loved it i'm gonna take it down for the It's really sharp, a nice lob. Love it. Okay, well, when it was brushed, it looked a lot better than this. Okay.

You think? No, I did. I spoke to my hairdresser. She was like, I've seen your Instagram stories. I've seen all of them. I see her doing curly girl method and I went, talk to me. Tell me the professional inside of you.

She was like, you have to have a curly girl cut. You can't just jump into it. And I was like, is it a cult? And she went, me. And I was like, is it a cult? And she went, mm-hmm. You're fucking indoctrinated, sweetheart. You're going to be drinking the Kool-Aid before you know it.

You've got to be fucking careful. Uh-uh. It's very simple. Because you're trying to get me involved in it. Next thing you're trying to get Andrew involved in it. He doesn't have curly hair. They don't have curly hair. You're going to fucking, you'll be doing it to everyone.

I don't have curly hair. It's a cult and you've got to get out now. You have curly hair and you need to stop using sulfates and straighteners and stop wrecking your hair. There are sulfates in everything. Not in the shampoes I buy. What the fuck? What the fuck?

I'll send you what. It's French. for you have fucking curly hair but you need to get like a curly girl haircut well you just have to get it she should be cutting your hair for curls anyway because you have curly hair uh uh why would she

maybe this is an issue with her I've gone for the Victoria Beckham Bob yeah you look so I'm doing Vogue 73 questions Victoria Beckham okay let's go ready what's your favourite food I only know the answer to one of her questions

no just just be you just be me You're on Vogue, 73 questions. Oh, okay. Hi, Helen. Oh, hi. Come in. If you were a piece of clothing, what would you be?

Scurt! If you were a piece of food, what would you be? Salt. If you had a favourite flavour, what would it be? Salt. If you had a favourite yoga position, what would it be? Praying mantis. Is that one?

No, okay. Praying mantis. Red or white? Oh, sorry, I need to make something in my kitchen. Don't they always do that? I take little breaks to be like, Oh, my God, it's a tray of pastries that I don't eat, and if I did, I throw them up. Oh, lovely.

What flavors are the pastries you regurgitate? Bleabry and salt. Oh, nice. Oh, I'm sorry, someone famous is calling. Oh, my God, who is it? Hello, Nelson Mandela. Not now. Love to Winnie. She's dead.

No, I won! Oh, no. Oh, dear. Oh, not recently. Was it recently? When did she die? Oh, he must be devastated. They were very in love. They were very in love. I love you.

And then you sort of like go like, I'm going to sit on the sofa that I've never sound before. Gorgeous. And what's in your fridge? Water! Amazing. What do you want out of life? Well, peace and happiness and a really tight pussy. What do I find in your handbag?

I can't show you. It's so embarrassing. What's your favorite cream? Sour. Sour. Don't they always do kitchy answers like that? Like they're just sort of like,

I'm so off beat. Could you imagine doing a 73 question that my flat was Seneal? I love it. Like them just coming in and being like, is this it? And we're like, yeah, this is the duality of man.

That's Mike Tyson eating someone's ear. And that's been feeding pigeons. Anyway, do you want to see my stuff toy collection? What's the last book you're at? Oh yeah, no, you'd have to do 72. What was it? No, it was. I read a bookie this year.

What was it? I talked about it on this podcast. American dirt. Oh, yeah, that's too. American dirt, and I'm reading couple at number nine at the moment. It's a horror. Okay, look at you. Yeah, you found two bodies in their garden.

Who did it? Can you tell I've never seen 73 questions? I'm like, I've seen a few little intro, but I don't know what questions they actually am. It's literally like that. It's like, what's your like favorite memory? And like like, like what's your, what's your naughty food? And they're just sort of like, cheese drink.

Oh, God. Actually, they don't say cheese strings. They usually say something like, I'm crazy for tacos. It's like, you're not. But it is, I highly recommend Victoria Beckham's one because her answer was salt. Amazing. Like, what's your favorite flavor? No, what's your favorite spice, salt?

No, that's incredible. Do you think this has been a good episode Because I feel like it's been a lot I think it's been great I think a guest would help us say that Oh my god, yeah I think we're sort of running into the ground And we should probably bring on a guest right now

The Shes Okay He's a very, very good comic A friend of ours Is the incredible, Finn Taylor Yes please Straight white bearded man on our podcast Yeah please

Live a little You gotta change it up sometime Don't mind if we do Finn Taylor Yeah, year six. Yeah, Anna Grant, who you love. How was she still friends with you? It was year six, and it was register duty, and you get, like, one chance to do it, like, a year

where you get to be, like, in charge of taking the registers around to each of the classroom. I thought you meant, like, you got one chance a year and school slap me too. Yeah, my school was handing out one slap a year. Yeah, cool. You can beat up a bitch, but only once a year, babe, And I was like, God, you got you, I'm going to save this up for summertime.

There's a big audience of the playground. I'm not doing a wet play, just in front of my class. Do you know what, though? I think that would help kids get over stuff like this. Do you think? If you're like, you have one slap that you can not get in trouble for a year. And then someone would insult you and you'd be like, hmm, do I want to use this now? And then you'd get over it.

Oh, that's interesting. And anyway, this is why I should be in charge of schools. Yeah. I mean, I'm always saying. One hit. I'm all. Can I run it with you? Yeah.

I feel like I've got a very sort of like matronly. school vibe. I disagree. I think that you seem like a person who's banned from being within a certain number of feet from schools. That bullshit, I have done several school fundraisers and I am a delight. To get closer. Have we started? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Any excuse to get closer to a school. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'll do a fundraiser. Knee fucking stress. Hi, Ben Taylor, welcome to a trusty hug. Hey, guys, thanks for having me. Sorry, I don't know. No, every time. Yeah, sure. Sure. I've just got away from my wife for a couple of hours.

for sure. Bring that back. Bring that back. No, listen, I'm sorry, I'm late and I smell a fish, so I apologize. Why do you smell my fish? Well, it's been a warm week, and I was hosing the old bird down outside. We've actually got a can of deodorant in the corner. Yeah, because all the men who... But you don't smell. Good. I just, I'm aware it's on my hands, but... We've got fish in your hands. Hey? Oh, no, wait, I don't know. I know why else that?

I want to know. Why do you have fish on him? I was feeding... I was feeding us some hake. Are you joking? No. Your child is hake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't people usually start them on strawberries or something? Yeah, but she's like nine months.

She's been eating for like four months or something. She's up to Hake now? Yeah, but Hake feels like, it doesn't it just go like mushy vegetables? Three meals a day, four months. You've got to try and introduce something new every day. Yeah, you're down to H. Of course you are. Oh, my God.

We're down to H in fish. Oh my God. What's the next one? Jellyfish. Now that's going to be intense. That is going to be intense. I don't know where you can get those. How did Eel go?

Oh, we literally just went there yesterday. There's so many there. Yeah, yeah. It's actually beautiful. that's the point. You can eat anything with the right seasoning. That's a beauty of food.

That's a beauty of food. Seriously. You still won't sleep with good seasoning. The only thing you can't eat with good seasoning is chips once they've gone cold. You canny save them. You can't save them. You just peanut oil fry them again.

Fine. Have you been throwing away left over chips? I'd actually like to leave and go and do that right now. Because I've got some KFC in my bin. Let the man tell us. I found that I was like you. I was throwing, you know, you order fish and chips. You had loads of.

chips you're like such a waste I can't eat so much but yeah you just um either you uh make like potato cakes with them mash them up soft really good egg flour whatever oh my god now that's a solution i can get on board or you just peanut oil just fry them again and they work i was not taught this ever in my life they just go soft you just need to crisp them up again so you just fine i hope you don't make this the wrong way but i've never been sexually attracted to you until now well honestly we're eating chips yeah yeah yeah oh god i've got if senil takes out the bin before i'm going to be fucking livid text him yeah do you're right keep your it's enough it's enough to stop the podcast she she doesn't stop the podcast to text you think she doesn't even close the podcast to answer phone

calls now it's me basically i think there's some old chips at the bottom of the bin can you not take the bin out because i've just found out that you can actually make potato cakes out of them now now i was talking about chips they're in the fridge the point with the bin okay no actually just throw them away then yeah i think i think they might be on sale away and don't look at the other away because you were away. Okay, bye. I just don't want him looking in that bin, full stop. Yeah, fair enough. He was away for three days, and it was an absolute feeding frenzy at the zoo for me.

He went, and I just lost my fucking mind. And every meal I ordered, I was like, this will be for dinner as well. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, never was. Holy shit. I can eat through a pain barrier. Like, you know, like, like war people, when they've been shot, but they keep fighting. Yeah. You know, they keep war people. Well, they've got soldiers.

Soldiers, yeah. soldiers the trench folk nowadays we're so politically correct we have to say people of war people oh well do you maybe i don't know i don't know i don't know the war people you have you have the ukrainians in one side and the people of war and the people of war and i'm not taking aside you should take aside no no no no fin i have a question yeah um can you cook interesting makes hike yeah you know what you know what i did last night so i met my sister came around she got a new job so we had some champagne and uh i made she loves fish and her flatmate hates it so whenever she comes around i you're daddy hake so i'm daddy hake um so we have a where we just

move we have a fishmonger like proper fishmonger so as a tree i went and got some hake and then i also i've done a cookery course so i know i don't make fish properly so i um wait what tell us about this cookro course i did in a poaching liquor with a with a cartouche cheers um oh my god Isn't that when you just boil milk and put fish in it? No, you can do anything. Anything? The man can do anything. Well, you can cook it in anything.

You can cook it in milk if you want. Oh, my God. Could you cook it in egg yolk? I imagine you dip it in milk and then just, just roared up it down the garlic. That's just classic me though. I'm a raw babe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what eating raw is, right? No, in Germany, they still eat raw mints. That's still like a really popular lunch. Raw mints. They go to the butchers for lunchtime. Cracking egg in it, salt and pepper. What's it called? Yeah, yeah, Met-Egel.

And they have it in the shape of a headchog at children's parties. Yeah, tart steak, tartar. Yeah. But you can have it. Did you ever have this? Like, Met-Egel, when they, like, make it in the shape of a hedgehog for children's pies. And it's a pile of rawn. Mint's headchog.

And they put pretzel sticks in it. And that's like, the children. It's like, so here we've got choosing pineapple and there. It's just like babies eating raw. Do you know what? I know. My grandfather was a Nazi. Like, I understand why Germany have started, I've spent.

money on defense again but I really don't think they should. I think if they're giving raw men's to children the shape of hedgehogs, they should not have a standing army. I think we should shut them down again actually. Never mind Russia, let's go after them. They're still loose units in my eyes. I agree, that's fucking insane. That's child abuse.

That's child of course they do. It's the shape of a hedgehog. That's just awesome. So you can cook. I can cook. What do you like to cook first? I like a one pot but my wife finds why I find that a bit like,

I like it if it's the same taste in your mouth for like a whole bowl. Like a medieval night. That's how they used to eat, isn't it? Just everything in one pot and they'd be like, oh, just shove anything and it'll work. If I had my work, you know, in Caribbean cuisine, they basically have, I think it's called a buck pot where they have like a basically a pot that you just cook and don't wash. And it just keeps the flavours. I would love to do that to one of our pots, but they're like quite nice.

And every time I'm like, maybe we just don't wash this one and keep, you know, make like a, But my wife's like, no. Yeah, no, as soon as he said that, I literally dried up, I was like, absolutely fucking, I got a pan like that at home. We don't wash it. We just wipe it down with kitchen towel. Yeah, that's probably what you're meant to do. Because it's his pan.

He said it's a thing that you do. You're not meant to actually wash, like, you're not meant to just wipe them. Wipe them down. You should only really have one, just need one knife. Anyway. Yeah, we've got several knives. We've got knifie that Sunil uses to threaten me.

Yeah. Sorry what? When I'm misbehaving and gets that knifie and just holds it up to me. Wow. They also have pilies for where they keep all their, Piles of shit, yeah. Do you think it says anything about your marriage that you would like to have the same flavor

every single day and your wife begs you to change it up? Is that like an attack on straight guys? I didn't get it. Oh, no, no, no. I felt like that was a total attack. That's how it fell. No, I just feel like that was a very bad. That's a very bad thing to say.

I mean, like, does it bear out in your relationship in terms of like, do you like to do the same thing all the time? No, we don't have to be sexual. The fact that you made it one that way, though, no, it just, you said it in the voice that I've heard you attack strike people with it in the past. So I assumed that was, I've actually seen a do-it-a-gigless life.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, are you guys okay? Are you feeling unsafe? I always feel unsafe. I feel constantly threatened. Constantly. I don't know what to do with my hands right now because anything could provoke.

God knows what's happening with you. It's from a woman who lives with a man who holds a knifey to her. It works. I do give them the remote so quickly. My God, knife's out. Fuck it. It's not worth it.

Knife's coming out for the remote, is it? Knifee. Sorry. Knifee isn't, it's not for cooking. It's a Stanley knife he has. and his person just in case oh my god okay no i've got one of those i've got a multi-tool that i don't have yeah yeah yeah he uses it for opening boxies and things you always have one or did you get it with the baby no i got it when uh my father-in-law gave it to me i think just after we got engaged it was

quite a ritual yeah that is always like when i told you this when i went traveling when i was like oh what do i need to get and he was like a five and a knife and you can get around the entire world yeah yeah yeah a five in a knife that's the only advice they ever got given that's like a travel blog, isn't it? Don't worry, sweetheart, you'll be fine. Fine, I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you seem it.

No, it's for like, because my wife has an Amazon addiction, so I'm just, there's boxes, so take the bins out. And I do just, you know, every now and just fucking stab the bins, you know, a bit of therapy. But, um, fascinating. But also, when you're doing up a house. I can't say anything there because I don't want to send anything about straight. When you're doing up a house, you just, you do need it on you all times.

you know yeah because you just moved yeah yeah two three months ago uh you know what this morning we were like the house is fine we finally decorated and then or the coat rack just fell off the wall and like took out a lot of the wall with it and so um yeah i just left the house to the job have you heard about rolling yeah we we had raw plugs in and they and they and they they came out because the wall wasn't good enough quality it doesn't look like did you put them up or did No, I put them up. I know how to put stuff up, but it's pretty demeaning now. Well, you don't because it fell down.

No, no, no, I don't know how to keep them in. I know how to put them up. I still don't think that counts if you know him then. It's been a month. They were in for a month and then, but it just, they just got too many coats. Because the weather's kind of like, is it cold, is it hot? And all our coats were out and they were on the rack. We got the summer, the spring and the winter coats up there. Yeah, yeah.

I just don't believe in owning more than one of anything if you don't need it. So just one coat and you're good. One coat, one knife. coat the whole time, don't you? It's like to get one coat. And I'm trying to make out a sustainability and not laziness of going to the shops. It's sustainable.

It's actually got holes in the armpit. Is it a big coat? Yeah, it's a big coat. Right. So what are you doing? I bought it from the German version of Bon Marchet. It's not a big coat. Peter Mark.

What are we talking? But we're transitioning into summer now, aren't me? It's too hot for you. Yes, it's still a raincoat. It's just a raincoat. Yeah, yeah. I just put a scarf on top of it for winter. Yeah.

It's a good word. Do you feed people? pigeons in the park. I'm getting that kind of vibe. Honestly, I would if I didn't think that pigeons didn't like me. You're like 30 years away from coming a bag lady. 30 years. Come on. That's complimentary. That's so complimentary.

I'm fucking close. But like a modern bag lady, like no longer plastic. I'm going full of to totes. Just me with those of to totes and grain. It's a woman of bag isn't it? We should be fine. I don't want to get in trouble. Any bag ladies just loads of like crazy little shop slogans on them.

Like super cute. Super organic. you know um are you doing we're asking every comic this and every time i do these guys are like have better chat but i'm sorry i'm interested are you doing the edinburgh fringe i'm doing the last 10 days with the new show with the new show that really is dignified i really think it is it's that level you get to where you're like i don't need it i don't need it i don't need it i was pop up there for the whole thing but um my wife goes back to work at the start of august so with blaming the baby starting no no i'm not with you i'm not bitter i'm just saying that's why i'm not doing the whole thing because you're making me

saying my raise your hands though wow wow can't gesticulate so if people listening are not watching on YouTube

Finn just raised no no no no I gestured raised his hands he barely lifted though he basically why am I doing this podcast I'm just going to get

I don't know honestly I feel like all of our guests tweeted by angry lesbans about hitting Catherine that's all I'm going to get I've got enough of that already on my TikTok

thank you tag us at Helen Babauer And at Finn Taylor, comedy? Or just Finn Taylor. I'm not telling you what my fucking tag is now. Well, we'll attack him in the release of this. Jesus Christ.

Come on, people of war. You can start it. I do know the word soldiers, by the way. I want to make that very clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actively do. You spend all that time in Germany. I grew up in a squaddy area.

Yeah, lots of. The country of Germany. Fleet, Oldshar, Farmbrose, Squatty Central. That's where I'm from. I know, I know. You know some dumb men. Military towns, yeah. But they used to practice in the woods by our house,

just loads of people fighting. I did, like, cadet force at school for about a year. Did you? Yeah, yeah, we had to do something. And then I got kicked out because we were on, like, an, like, a weekend away. Yeah. Like 13. Yeah.

And we've got, like, guns, but with blanks, obviously. And they're, like, teaching you. Yeah, but, like, it's a private school. And, um... Cadets, man. Okay, but, like, you have your voice and you just said it was a private school. Presumably you just, did you all go in at, fake lieutenant level what does it work no cadets is i don't know what it is it's just like we

had to do something that was training up our young english boys but what about rugby no but we so we had to do something that wasn't sport like on top of sport what about golf that's still sport no it's not no it's not it's a walk with sticks would you behave it's not uh anyway i got i got like thrown out of the cadet force because we were meant to shoot like you went to learn how to shoot properly and I when they said everyone go I stood up and went from the hip and started doing this and they were like that's really dangerous and then I got sent home

I got the same thing I got banned from tennis extracurricular because I figured out if I held the racket on my clip oh my god sorry you said that was a similar thing same thing yeah I was shoving a gun up my ass and they were like please do you mind no but it's like I got kicked off

for using a tool in the wrong way yeah okay The broadest definition of the same. And I apparently frightened the private girl's school we were playing against. Wow. So they kicked me off the team. You were on the court when you did this? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, doubles. Right, yeah, yeah. People were covering the ball. Before I managed to strad on the net. Hey. Justin time. Were you that tall then?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I was big last year, yeah. Fascinating. But you must have done a sport then. What was your sport? instead of cadets uh well at school the kind of school i went to yeah you were you they wanted you to play rugby but i didn't like playing rugby but i was quite tall so they they made you well i wanted instead of saying football they called it recreational football sport recreational sport which was football okay it was basically all the kind of dysprachics and the like tearaways we'd play football

while everyone but i like playing football so it was fun and but you weren't allowed to like actually compete it was just sort of like it was like a very much a well-done for trying kind of five Oh, hey, don't you still do that? Aren't you on that, like, comedy football? No, yeah, but that's not, I mean, well, you're right, that is a bunch of participation. It's not the same thing. It's like, come on, boys, you can have fun during the day too.

I play comedian's football, yeah, yeah. That's so sweet. I am fascinated by comedian's football. Me too, I wish I could watch, but that seems weird. Can you just show up to watch with. People do, I think. No, you can come and play if you want. I mean, no, no, no, no, I want to play.

You don't want to do that. I don't even. I want to watch and just see if there's an emotional moment between two of you, Like, if someone falls over, do you all just go, like, oh, my God, are you okay? Like, oh, my God, are you okay? No, it's much more toxic than that. See, that's what I'm worried about. I want there to be one of the sweeter boys to start playing, just to be making sure that everyone's okay.

Have you stretched? Everyone's stretched before we start, like, something like that. Anybody check on anybody? Oh, yeah, if someone's actually hurt, like, I think someone wants, um, cut their head quite badly. And that was like, okay, ambulances and all that was all fine. Jesus, what? That's a more aggressive game than I had you pegged for. Yeah.

He'll leave his knife with him, didn't. always prepared always be prepared scouts um do you know how to do that is that like what are you doing is a scout there you got promise

star trek isn't it is it no that Star Trek I don't come here and tell us what's what we know yeah have you ever seen it my mother's a massive Trekkie and I was on the skouts any further questions

you were in the scout of course I was I thought girls weren't allowed it until recently oh in Ireland we're not as backward I didn't realize you know when you listen to a podcast and it's like on 1.5 I didn't realize you recorded at that pace this is insane

this is fucking insane we both had a big slushy yesterday and neither of us quite calmed down from it yet there's a lot of sugar that's just been consumed before I've arrived I wish that I hadn't done this but recently I tried to listen to our podcast don't recommend it's a real headache of a listen but I went to slow us down and we were on this we were on one I thought we were on 1.5 so the man makes a good point

I'm sorry Finn would you like us to speak more slowly Oh, Christ, you do you. I'll just... We are doing us. We are doing us. I thought that was the thing you say to people. They trapped me like this as well, Finn. I'm fine. I'm very happy with the situation.

? I'm going to be at what venue? The Queen Dome. Oh, shit. Oh, you really are just like rolling in in a massive venue for a nice few days. Do a new show. What's it called? I don't know yet. I think it's going to be called Daddy Self Care. but I'm not totally sure. I love that. Is that good? I think I might call it that. That's good. That's good. Yeah,

that's very nice. Good. Expect a lot of bears at your show. Sure. I get them anyway. Yeah, nice. Do you? That's why he keeps the light.

I mean, I keep blowing guys afterwards. That's a fucking great show man. No, Daddy Self Care, Queen Dome 10 days. I love that. I love that. Yeah, actually,

calling it Danny Self Care in the Queen Dome, you're right. It's beautiful. It's quite a queer aesthetic, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean,

It's very exciting. I think you should put LGBT in your little... In the category? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you do that? Yeah. Yeah, I only...

Oh, but you can say like LGBTIQ plus friendly, right? But it's not... No, no, you can say, like, as you're like storyteller, political, LGBTQ. Yeah, it just is a way for, like, LGBT... What are the other option? Ewens once put Flamenco pottery, and he said that his company was from Antarctica, and they just let it in their bullshit. No one checks because you're paying 400 quid, so you can do whatever you want.

That is true. I don't know what I've ever been under. Just comedy, I think. Just stand-up comedy. Yeah, you really... I want to get another category. You put livestock in if you want. Yeah.

You can just enter your own thing. That would genuinely work out so well for me. Yeah, I think so. We were literally just talking before you arrived about, like, aging. And, like, so I've all... I had this theory that, like, my tits are, like, they're going down. But because I'm fat as well, I think when I lose the elasticity in my skin, I'm going to look like a dog that's just given birth.

You know what I mean? Like, just nipples, like, rubbing up. like a cow that's like the udders have just given up. And then I also think I'm going to end up with like really hunched over, like one of those old women that's just like double-down. Yeah, well I guess that's the thing, isn't it? Old women who have hunched over, it must be the bigger, big a titty one. It's got to be a titty thing.

So I'll be that with the, like, ideally I'd have about six nipples by this point. So I've got two, maybe three, it might be a mole. But like, I'm counting it because it's my body. Yeah, why not that. It's my choice. Yeah, define however you want to. Okay, then I've got five. I reckon I can count five.

If you start working on your pelvic floor, then you might be able to count the balance the... Is that Kegels, isn't it? Yeah. What's Kegels? That's, I think the pelvic floor. Can I tell you about... I went to a pelvic physio.

Oh, yes. I don't think I told me. I'm not sure to come up in our chats, no. No. I can't tell me. I went to this pelvic physio. And because, surprise, my pelvis is uptight. I know. What a shock.

And so I can't we, because I can't relax enough to wait. I can't get it all out. I know. I know. It's crazy. I'm pissing right now. It's mad. We're completely different ends of the spectrum.

But so you go. You got the role, Andrew. I go into this lady and she's like, okay, let's just talk through your water intake, your water output, and then we had a chat about my date, and that was fine. And then she was like, great. Okay, so then if you could just hop up on the bed and I was like, okay yeah okay and then I thought she was going to like have a quick look and then we'd be done or like when you get a smear they'll use equipment yeah oh this woman um it took 20 minutes of her

putting different numbers of fingers in there and asking me to do keegals well you can't so essentially shake her hand with my cunt she was like okay so I want you to um squeeze for 30 seconds now try to squeeze and hum for 30 seconds while she moved from like one to two to three fingers. Did I have sex with her? Or is that normal? I think that's fucking, it's penetrative. It was very penetrative, but it went on for so long.

Is that, does that? In my experience, I'm not sure. I don't know. I think we've got the wrong gas. Save this for like Allison. So you're having trouble weeing. Yeah. But she went, she went in the vagina hole.

Well, the pee hole is inside. Right, okay. So you've got to like, you sort of like, when you go in the vagina, the pee hole's just there. Like it's in the air. The pee hole is still. And you can't get in the peahole. The pee hole be small. That's it.

That's why I was like, you went for a, you went for a pissed off. Oh, no, I was like, I can see where the problem is actually. But when you go in, if you want to get to the pee hole, you're playing with vagina. You just are. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless, unless, unless, this is when I find out that my cunt is built technically wrong. You know what?

I never really stopped to look at the peehole. Oh, you must. Oh, you simply must. Oh, it's wonderful. It's wonderful. Yeah. Because you've got to check because sometimes a woman's like,

oh, I came, but she's just pissed to make it end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's so many times. Like, no, it works. And I'm just like, add a little wee. Yeah. Me neither.

What? Hello? No, but you know, like. Helen, you know you, you know you. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? You know, I have a question. Do you? always act like you've come when you haven't? No, no, but I used to. Everyone did when they were younger, no? Yeah, I've faked it once. Difficult for a man to fake it.

Yeah, how does one? Sort of grunt. Ha! Okay, okay, I just sort of slap, go. There we go. Just doing an impression of pirates the car of in. Whoa! Good stuff there.

There we go. Well done. Well done, love. That was... Call of the draw. See you later. Oh, my God. I wouldn't even bother using that pregnancy test.

It's not even worth it. Yeah. Yeah. That would be much easier. I wish we got to pretend by being like, howdy-duty, good job. But don't you just pretend sometimes because you're like,

oh, just make it end. Like, I'm not on the mood for this, actually. That wouldn't be why I faked it. I might fake it because, like, they haven't made me come a few times and then I feel bad for them and then I have to, like, help their... Do you mean that they haven't hit

your required number of orgasms or they've been trying for a while? I was going to say... No, can you imagine? And do you do the same run? I like at least four. No. What do you do?

like a noise. That's not enough for your business. I mean, we asked Finn. Oh, yeah, I know, but it's crazy that he answered. Oh, okay. I go for like a very sort of like very like porny. Like I do one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, is that very? And you piss at the same time. And you're able to do that. Actively pissing myself, counting my nipples going, ah, ah, ah, and then they're like, and I'm like, all good. And then they're like, you know what, actually, I think maybe I'm done too.

Everyone, good job. I jump for the shower and they're always gone. They've always got so much to be, though. I exclusively sleep with very busy men. No, I can't even wee when it's just that I have to do, so no. Please, like, can we have a problem from a listener because I think Finn will have a, a, Unique perspective. So I'm just an agony uncle kind of thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry. I usually solve it in a sentence. Sure. Yeah. Okay. This is from C.

Hi, C says thanks to Helen. I'm now completely obsessed with anything on TLC. I'm currently binging. The Learning Channel. It's tender loving care, isn't it? No, no, no. It was officially called The Learning Channel. The Learning Channel were just toddlers and tiaras.

Like, it was amazing. And sometimes it has those like true crime, like the psychics who lead the day. But it's got my favourite, it's got the fat people shows. I love it. Sorry, it's just like Channel 18 on Freeview. Yeah, yeah. Right, right, right, right.

I've never learned anything on, anyway. I'm currently binging £1,000 sisters. And after watching their journey to bariatric surgery, I've decided to explore the option. My weight has fluctuated wildly over the last 15 years. I can easily lose slash gain 12 stones in a year. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Holy shit. I've never let my science dictate my life, and I'm always the life and soul of the party. Yeah. Now that the 30th birthday is on the horizon, I'm really preoccupied with my health. When I told my family and friends my decision they were as expected, super supportive

but my partner however had a reaction that I was not expecting. We've been together four years, he has my rock and has been there for me through very trying times. When it comes to bariatric surgery he declared that this is where he draws the line and if I go through with it, we are over. No, okay

very quickly, your body, your choice. That's mad. He goes for a very specific type of guy bracket's chunky bear type and I did know this going into the relationship. I honestly thought the partnership we had built mattered more to him than my appearance. I'm approaching the realisation that I may have to end the relationship, but the question is, do I cut my losses

now, as I fully intend to have the bariatric surgery, or do I wait to see if he changes his mind and see how he reacts? What should see, do? Sounds like he's a BBW King. What a gear shift. That was an incredibly sincere problem that I was not expecting.

They always are. I'm on the back foot. I went to lie. When we went to with TLC, I was like, what's the Let's make this funny. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I get, right, number one, thank you for watching a thousand pounds sisters. Can I just say, by the way, we've never had a problem where you need to take the lead, but I actually think you should because...

I'm trying to. Sorry. I'm actively trying to, and I feel like... I feel like I'm being thrown away. Okay. I cannot believe I'm in charge of this, but as you took my recommendation to, like, BBW... All right. Number one, thank you for watching a thousand pound sisters.

It's fucking amazing. Have they had the surgery? Amy has. Tammy hasn't. Was it effective? Tammy was trying to lose the weight to get bariatric surgery. And then she gained 50 pounds

in a month. And it was fucking epic. Like they interviewed her brother is reality TV, remember? So it was all well-up. And then she was outside her house and she's just in the background. He's like, 50 pounds in a month?

You gotta be trying to do that. Because in all fair, it's 50 pounds in a month. That's hard. That's focused. And like, full respect to Tammy. What's that in stone? enough for you to like react more than four

in a month yeah you gotta be trying that's like De Niro and raging bully fucking ate patches yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean you can do it if you anything's possible but they figured out on the episode of £1,000 £1 sisters

that what happened is Tammy was getting a meal delivery service of all her meals like all portioned out but then she was eating like seven meals a day like I did this weekend so then she just sort of like so she was doing the delivery service then her sister was like

what the fuck She was like, I was doing the system. And it's like, you fucked it. It was so good. Okay, so back to... Now, Tammy has the repeated thing of going out with BBWs. Which is, sorry?

Like, people who are obsessed with big, beautiful women. They're like, it's like a thing on dating out. Is that different to feeders? I'm a BBW king. We see a man or a woman. A man. I think it was a male-gay relationship. Yeah, okay.

And are they, is that a different thing to a feeder? Or can they be both? Are they mutually exclusive? No, they're not mutually exclusive. I think you can be a feeder and, I feel like if you are more attracted to bear types you will probably

will be a feeder but you don't necessarily have to feed you it would necessarily be like an active thing because like sometimes feeders will like feed up a thinner body you know and it's not like do they eat less themselves often do

that's yeah that's yeah it's more like a trying to incapacitate someone to their dependent on you that's a channel 5 documentary so it can start with like just trying to control what they eat so then you sort of make

so that you only get to pick where they eat and then usually you get to the point when you get to a certain weight where it's like a physical disability and then they've got them captive. Yeah, right? Right. Okay, so back to C.

Fucking mad. It's your body. If you want to do the surgery, then you have to do it. That feels right for you. Like there is a million options of bariatric surgery. I've got a friend that went through it and went for the sleeve

instead of the bypassing those are the two different ones. If people who are listening in how we don't know, is this like different, is this what some of us might understand it's gastric bypass. It's like, it's weight loss surgery. Yes,

you can have one where they take out a bit of your stomach and then you can have one where they put a sleeve around it which sort of like tightens it so you can only access a small part of your stomach. And it's sort of like, means that you can only take in a very small amount of food so you do lose a lot of weight very quickly.

So are we all agreed that if the person wants to have the surgery, they should? Yeah. Okay, but there's a second question here, which I think is interesting, which is that should he in knowing that, like,

should you wait to see if his partner changes his mind or should he dump him simply because he was like, I'll break up with you. Because I would be of the view that if my partner is like, if you do that, I will leave you. And by the way, it's not just like an aesthetic surgery, right? Like it's, it's a bad health for this person. Their perspective is that it's about changing their life for health reasons. Like, I also totally get turning 30 and being like, oh, I want to stop this habit that I've got. Which like, I feel you. But what do you, do you think he should break up with him or? No. I think there's a conversation to be had,

but I wouldn't just jump out of the relationship because they had a bad reaction. Because from what I heard from that was it was a bad reaction and we've all seen people have a bad initial reaction to something. That's generous. I think there's a world in which the partner was scared for the person they love

doing something that's invasive and then had a bad reaction. But if they're actually like, as it sounds like, want them to keep a body type that the other person feels is unhealthy for them and says like this is a line in the sand I don't care about your personality

I do care more about your body then I kind of are like you do need to find out whether it's a reaction on that I'm not comfortable with this level of earnestness I actually respect you saying that I really do it instead of jumping in do you know what just do it and see what happens I actually that's exactly what I'm saying

like do it and then don't just dump them because you're going through a lot of the moment why add another thing on but also isn't to what the partner saying essentially what you were saying about your crush on up somebody earlier? Like, do you think people should just get to like, like, like, do you think it's fine to be like, oh, I fancy you more the way you are, so...

Yeah, but I mean, with McKee or Oliver, she's allowed to do what she was. I was a 14-year-old who found a... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, especially when it's hell, you do what you want. Yeah. See, fucking go for it and then also message me privately because I'm genuinely very interested. I have so many follow-up questions, it's insane. You can ask me.

Well, I don't know, okay, but I also just, I don't know. This is the thing, sorry. Is the only one who's, like, dump him? Well, this is interesting, because when there's, when there's, like, you get into kind of sub-genres of, I don't know what this is kink or whatever you're into. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I know someone who's basically their girlfriend is so, we all hate her. She's horrible to be around. She's really abusive to my mate.

But my mate is into that in a sexual sense. Oh, right. And so you're like, fucking, because he likes, you know. He loves it. He likes, you know, ah, he likes, you know, ah, and, you know, well, whatever. Anyway. You don't have to go in handhand You can be kind to your partner outside of the bedroom

Well this is a thing But it's like how do you He can't break up with it Because he likes that dynamic He's like a very submissive guy Yeah But it's like she is just an asshole Yeah

So how do you When you're the only reason you're with her It's because she's mean to you Yeah How do you get happier Sounds like a similar thing If this guy really is Is only with you

Because of the Because he's very into a specific thing Then In my head you should just like the person enough to just not but then you're only with them for if you found them on a dating out where you were putting that in a category do you know what I mean so I don't I don't know not my world four years it's worth another conversation I would say my um I understand that there's gings but I would also say like it feels like your weight in terms of like four years

it feels like it should become irrelevant like my mom has been lots of sizes I hope she won't why me saying this but during my parents relationship and the one thing she always says about my dad is that like he has treated her the same way in every context like it has it's not a factor for him and like it's a factor for other people my dad used to run marathons on my mom when my mom was at her biggest and people obviously like had feelings about that but like he just thinks she's the fucking hottest woman in the world and the coolest woman in the world and that he's like he won the lotto to get to be with her and he acts accordingly and I don't know I just feel like it should matter in no way what but maybe that Remember how Chris spoke to Amy? That sounds like a different relationship to the one that was described where it was based on a sort of a dynamic, which is, I guess, which is my, which is... But the thing with the being a physical dynamic, though,

is that, like, I'm, for example, like, we're all into people we find heart. But also, those people will get older. Well, everyone dies. Maybe that's my answer is everyone, when you're both dead, this will be irrelevant. That's my response. I just meant like...

When? When are they dying? I just mean like everyone gets older, for example, and you have like, oh, I'm sorry, I was really into young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you? Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah. It just seems really fucking shallow to be like, you have to be a certain type of thing. But I think you should get the surgery and then see what this guy does. Yeah. I think fuck him off beforehand. I actually just think dump him. I agree.

I mean, it's too late now because it's four years down the line, but I don't think any kind of relationship based off a physical dynamic like that is a sustainable one. No. I find lots of, I say lots of times. Twice this has happened where a guy's message me or like, And then it's later come out that they put like a, oh yeah, I'd really like big, big guys.

And I'm like, I didn't think I was big big, but okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is even if I like really like, find this person attractive,

I find it very off-putting. And that's me personally, but I don't think that's a sustainable base for a relationship. I've dated people who only are attracted to like ginger women. And I don't do it intentionally. It's not my like, but it has become a thing. And yeah,

I just think people have to like you for the whole. for the whole thing. Now we're on 0.5, speed. I've gone down to zero. I've fucking crashed. Would you feel, how would you feel if someone only was attracted to you for your body?

I feel like we've oversolved this now. I'm not going to like. We're just not going to agree on it, I think. You're like dump him and I'm like, wait and see. Wait and see. Wait and see. It's worth of conversation.

And what's your verdict, Finn? Everyone should just wait for death There we guys Brilliant Absolutely brilliant You'll be thin when you're dead Exactly You'll be thin when you're dead

Can have all the sex you want when you're dead I don't like that what you mean You're going to choose who's doing it But it's like it's so relaxing When you think like that You leave your body in the wrong place Under a bridge by canal or something No you must never leave

People always look there first If you have a body You keep it with you at all times No one's going to think I think you've got the body with you in your living room. You make sure you die. Oh, where you die. Oh, right, okay, right, I understood.

I thought you meant about if you have a dead body. And then, fucking, you go in after-life fishing as it is. What we used to call it. Thank you to our amazing guest, Ben Taylor. Tell us about your special, man. I have a YouTube special. You do, and it's so, so good. It is a fucking unbelievable comic.

He's actually one of my least favorite people to gig with, because I don't want to go on after he. after him ever. Luckily, that doesn't happen that often. Yeah, yeah. Luckily, it hasn't happened, but, you know. Normally, I'm normally going on last, but. Yeah, that's what we said.

I'm sorry. That's what we just said. Just to be clear. But sometimes you're doing two 99s of one night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to go on after you. And it's very hard because you're very good. Well, that's very nice for you.

Take the fucking compliment. Thank you. Thank you for the compliment. His special's quite good. I'm not in it. Go on. Yeah, it's on YouTube. And you should subscribe to my YouTube channel

because also got a new show coming out, like a regular sort of six minute YouTube thing. the fuck like weekly yeah hopefully very cool oh my god definitely subscribe okay down online we love to see it and we'll tap in when we're like promoting this and everything so like give them a follow if you don't already where can they find you fin taylor comedy across all platforms fin's just joined instagram like it's like three months ago yeah yeah yeah it's really sweet he tastes whiskey it's like a real dad vibe i think you you should do some DIY maybe not like a follow-up one but yeah no i shouldn't i should uh just like immediately done DIY. Because if it's whiskey and then

DIY, they'd be like, well, that's why that thing fell down. I'd watch it. I think she'd still give it a go. I feel like you can do the co-hooks. It's just go for two months as time, you know? Yeah, yeah, maybe. We'll see. I mean, it's an absolute disaster zone. I can't stress how bad the plaster is. I went through this. I had to throw a drill party.

Just get my co-hooks up. What? I don't have a drill. So I had to invite my friend over with the drill. Is that a sexing again? Yeah. It was a sexing, yeah. We put holes in the wall and then they fucking split me into. Nice. Thank you. Finn Taylor.

Thank you so much. Ongoing. And if you're going, Ongoing. Is that what you say? No, I don't know. Oh, I loved it. That weird. I love it.

I prefer it his. Also, if you're going to be an Edinburgh friend, check out, Finn. And are you also doing McConnell? Yeah, Sunday, the first. Any tickets left? I have no idea. Great. Well, check out.

If he's available, check it out. If not, I got loads of tickets left. Yes. Okay, great. Thank you so much, Finn. Well done. Yay. Thank you.

Thank you.