Trusty Hogs - Ep36. ED NIGHT / Films, Funerals & The Royal Family

Episode Date: June 9, 2022

The very funny Ed Night joins Catherine & Helen this week for an extended chat about the Jubilee celebrations, finding love in lockdown, and a BTS look at life in the Bauer/Patel household...Follow Ed @_EdNightThank you so much for listening! Support us at https://www.patreon.com/TrustyHogs for exclusive bonus content, merch, and more! Trust us with your own problems and questions... [e-mail] Please give us a follow @TrustyHogs on all socials Be sure to subscribe and rate us (unless you don’t like these little piggies - 5 Stars only!)Thank you to our Patreon supporters...EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Simon Moores / Guy Goodman / Janinna Bautista / Mary Fox / Annie TonnerPRODUCERS: Richard Bicknell / Elle / Richard Bald / Neil Redmond / Victoria Hutchison / Emma Walton / Karen & David Bull / Harald van Dijk / Kierah Leach / Tim & Dom / David Walker / Rachel R / Anthony Conway / Sadie Cashmore / Claire Owen-Jones / Jess & Nick / Zoë / Jo Holmes  / Sarah & Molly / Sarah Jarque-Deakin / Oliver Jago / Alex PughWith Helen Bauer (Daddy Look at Me, Live at the Apollo) & Catherine Bohart (Roast Battle, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats)FOLLOW HELEN, CATHERINE & ANDREW...@HelenBaBauer@CatherineBohart@StandUpAndrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ready, Andrew? What episode are we on? 35. 56. Okay. Hello, welcome to the Trusty Hogg's podcast. Are you singing? I went to see Legally Blonde with you and I didn't have a horrible time. Don't talk about it.

Don't admit anything. But I think I'm like into musicals now. So maybe the podcast is a musical. I hate that. Okay. Hello, welcome to episode 35 of Trusty Hogg. We're going to be singing the whole 36. 36.

I literally just told you that. Andrew, but like that's so close those numbers. Yeah, no, that's going to happen every week. Like five and six. Yeah, no, every week it goes up just by one. Somebody is doing your accounts, right? Please. Yeah, no.

Yes. Yeah, thank goodness. Oh, my God. Speaking of which, hello, welcome to Tristy Huggs. We're going to do a podcast about our perfect lives, I guess. And then help you solve. Oh, my God. This is an advert for women not drinking Karlbreu.

Well, sorry. And then. You know, somebody tweeted us. Actually, a lovely producer from a radio producer. Oh, God. Find out their name. But they suggested as a conspiracy theory that perhaps I sped this up in post. but no, genuinely, it is this fast.

Okay, sorry, I'll try to slow down. I saw that message. It's really hard. I'm sorry. Okay, well, anyway, I'm trying to speak slowly. Then we help resolve our listener problems. The point, I can't even think this slowly. It's impossible.

How does anybody do that? Someone who's just had a sip of a coffee. Hello and welcome to episode 36 of Trusted Hogs. My name's Helen Bauer. This slide is Catherine Bohart. We're going to be talking about our lives, and then we're going to solve one of your problems, have an amazing guest.

His name is Ed Knight. We're both in love. He's our little prince. Oh my God, he really is. You fed him for years. I fed him for years. He's my baby boy. He's such your baby boy.

My baby boy. Baby boy doesn't call anymore now that he has a girlfriend, but he loves his mama still, I think. Welcome to Trustee Hawks. Bye. Through the fog, step forth the trusty hogs.

Yeah, you're gonna give them your problems and they will solve them or maybe they won't and that's your problem. They'll have guests And Andrew White on the tech Oh, it's Helen and Catherine And the trusty hogs

Trust the trusty hogs Or maybe not Helen, I've had such a successful week Can I tell you everything? You can, but I do really want to go To the musical theatre stuff as well We absolutely will But I just want to tell you very fast

Because you'd already done it But I was so impressive But I paid my tax bill And I know you're did a week ago. I didn't pay it. What? I filed it. Oh. Not paying it until January. Carry on. What? Why? Because you can pay like 50 quid to say like, I'm aware of it. And then you can deal with the rest of it next year. We're not doing this. I've spoken to Gemma. I know. I am in the right. I am in the right. You are in the right. It just for me. And I have an ISA. Anna helped

to buy. For me, I prefer to. They're not the same thing. Yeah. And I still have to help to it. Don't worry about it. Okay. And, um, but my, for me, I prefer to just pay it straight away because then I know how much money I over saved for taxes. Turns out, I was way too cautious. And so I have this money that I got to put back in my, in my like savings, which is exciting. And, um, and I just feel thrilled because I saved some money accidentally. Listening to this likes you right now. Okay. I was my, my point is. No one. Andrew. I'm, I know I'm coming in with a shitty attitude today. Helen. Helen, I accidentally oversaved. That never happened to me. I'm so like, okay, fine. Fuck you.

I don't have a pension. I don't have a pension. I don't have a pension. It's just exciting to have over-saved one time rather than be shocked and horrified by a bill. Fuck you both. Oh, it's great. Congratulations.

Wow. I would have been on your side if you're like, oh, I've got this kickback money and I'm going to spend on something cool, be like, I've got this kickback money, which I get to send to my other savings account. Andrew. Andrew.

I am almost 34 years old. I don't have a pension. I don't own property. I'm not going to get some sort of... She doesn't have a partner either. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Sorry.

For anyone, right, okay, everyone, just take a beat. What happened here is we're recording this a week before you're going to get it. It's 10 a.m. and usually we start recording at midday. I'm being such a cunt. You're not a morning person. I am not a morning person. I basically said, hey, guys, I did this one thing that made me feel really good about myself and you have shat on it.

I'm terrified. Not only am I boring, Andrew. Not only am I not financially stable. Thank you, Helen. I'm also emotionally lonely and likely to stay that way. Cool, guys. Well, good morning. Glad I had my fucking coffee.

Hey, so today's the Jubilee. That's something. Is it today? When we're reporting, yeah. Are we going out a week off the Jubilee? Fine. Do you think? Nobody wants to apologize.

I genuinely. I've said, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I took that apology for colonialism as well as what you did earlier. Okay, great. That was in America. What?

No. Oh my God. It was. It was. Helen, should we talk about the musical? That's day on topics you know about. Oh. This is the thing.

For anyone listening, we had a little like trusty hogs group trip to go see Legally Blonde the musical. Andrew wasn't feeling very well, which is devastating because you're, you're my musical buddy with me. I only went because you guys were going. Like I was like, oh, fine. It's a fucking podcast trip. I'll go.

Then he doesn't. And I'm like, why the fuck am I in this open-air thing getting bitten alive, watching some people sing songs? And what did you think? Honestly. And I want to stress that I loved the movie, so I had a good reference point. I fucking loved it. Not the singing per se or the lyrics per se. But I mean, the Irish song was deeply offensive.

And they rewrote the lyrics to Ireland, you know, the original one by Orphane? Yeah, they didn't refer to any Irish bagpopes, which made me really sad. It would still very bad and problematic. and wrong. But my point, and also the Riverdance didn't even go in formation is fine.

The point is I... River danced. I forgot to tell you that. Yeah. Did they, did they? Who's to say? They did. They said they did.

Including dogs. They said they would. Two dogs Riverdance. Okay. No, the dogs were... Played by people. Oh, I don't know that at all. Actually, it was like,

weirdly camp and fetish. It was gross. It was gross, actually. Yeah, it was bad. I felt it was a bit. bit furry-esque for me. Okay, I was totally charmed by the entire thing from the beginning.

Number one, we met so many trusty hogs listeners there. Oh my God, yeah, that's the thing to say is like, Catherine arrived, we were like, of course this is where our listeners gather. There were two girls out in the front who were great because like, whenever anything very Helen would happen, they'd look around to like check

that she was having an amazing time. And every time she was like, breathing out her mouth, clapping her hands like a seal and it was a great time. Yeah, yeah. I could not believe my luck. It was, it was madness. I gave it my steel of approval guys. I will say, oh my God, I will say this.

The girl who, first of all, the lead was incredible. It was like, it was such a fabulously camp, like queer experience that I didn't. Oh, it was gay. A-F, I loved it. I loved it. But I also loved the girl who did the skipping rope routine and sang the whole time. Brooke Windham, opening of Anne. Act two whipped into shape.

What the literal fuck? I couldn't do that if I was especially to breathe at the same time. You couldn't have done any of the roles. Neither did I. It's a whole different scale. They're incredible. Wow, I suppose. Yeah, that's true. I want you whipped into shape? She was amazing.

Come on, girls. It was amazing. It's so good. I was like, how is she not dying? And then she just rocks up for the next scene and you're like, that girl needs a light end. And it's got such a short run for like London, usually musicals when they come in the West End,

they go there for quite a while and the better and the longer they run for. Like, it's amazing. But because it's Regents Park open air theatre, they only do short summer seasons. I love it. Where they pack in three shows a summer as well as like little random extras.

So it's only there for like another couple of weeks. It was amazing. So you've got to book now and go. It was so great to see a diverse cast to see to see a black man win, to see trans women in like joyful places and silly places to see queer people having a good old smooch. It was just a great fucking time to see different body types. Oh my gosh.

And who's outside. it hadn't been amended as per like I noticed that right in like one of the routines they didn't cover up the larger women no no no no they sort of allowed them to just wear whatever the fuck it was yeah yeah it was like this is incredible it was so good there was no fucking like and also the body suit for the big girl it was like no everybody's wearing this everyone's wearing it was like fucking glorious I loved it the mini skirt was mini like it was just great I just loved it but to the point where I was like I was watching the show I was so into it but you know when you go to see something with a friend who like you're really into it but you want them

like more than because do you remember like i could smell your need i could smell your need i was like we should take him to go see a show and you went i love andrew but i cannot do it yeah well i was like i'll i love andrew but i'll ruin it it it won't be fun for him but now i'll be worried but now i think i look i'm not interested in the like tweed like anything set on a boat no but i think you could come see frozen the musical what musicals are set on a boat other than HMS Pinafore? Oh, that's more of an operetta, really. Wait, what's HMS Pinafore?

Gilbert and Sullivan. What's it about? It's like one of the... A boat full of apron. I actually have no idea because I... Give her a prize. I have no idea what it's about, but I went to an old girl school

and there was a year, fourth year, I skipped it, but you could do, like there was a big musical that year done by the whole girls year. And they always did HMS Pinafore, inexplicable to me. or the what to call it the king and I oh white girls should not have been doing that

just an Irish Catholic all-girls school doing the king and I yes it was Andrew come on I would pay to see that now it was really really problematic I appreciate it like an annotation like the T-shirt and I I think like that would have been amazing

also well don't are pronouncing that word correctly either I don't know what it's like the prime minister yeah Prime Minister yeah Oh, the lad with the dog Yes I love the Irish I'm so proud of you

Pog Mahon Pog Mahon Damn it Speaking of which I'm out gigging with Chloe Pets Chloe Pets is like Had a few wines And so starts being like

Oh yeah Helen and I frequently talk about How you probably can actually speak Irish We have never Oh my God On my life We have never On my life I have never said that Where the fuck

Right, I am telling you now, right, then look at me honest and true, because then Chloe Pet said to me the other day, she went, oh my God, I wanted to tell you this in person, but I forgot, Catherine said, let's get a hot chalky the other day. And you, I text you and you went, no, I didn't, she's lying. Did you say it? I mean, I had said that, but that's not the point. I am telling you now, I'm sending fucking Chloe a voice note. I think the point is more that Chloe's a little shister. That's fucking, and I took her to go see fucking To Kill and Walking Bird with me yesterday. You're welcome, Chloe. she asked me first but I was um I was busy so fuck you fucking hell Catherine

you know Chloe listens as well yeah Chloe sorry hi is Helen Bauer we're recording trusty hogs I have never spoken about Catherine not being able to speak the whatever Gaelic yeah thank you well go gaelic I would like to deal with this face to face time to face time you're still on a voice note though Chloe please confirm that I never have and you're just shit stuff because otherwise it's going to be a rough hour. Thank you. Honestly, I cannot believe that.

I love the idea that Chloe is trying to undermine our friendship so that they can host the podcast with whoever's left. Well, they can do it. I don't give a shit. I did think it would be me who is left, to be fair. Do you think you've got more staying power than me? Yeah, and also like, administratively, it's probably got to be me, right?

Yeah, technically. You both go, and it's just Chloe Pets and Alice in Spittles. They take over the trust. that's exactly who would replace us actually I met that's incredibly rude that's who would replace it it would be great no but it's rude that you're like that's what I mean

that's what's rude it's rude it's rude that Andrew's ready to go with our replacements immediately not that they're our replacements I mean Chloe's tall as you and Alison's funnier than me she's just as Irish more Irish maybe oh my god they're both funnier than us yeah that's not don't listen to their podcast hey hey they should do a podcast hey stud why are we just stop

stud stop stop Stop. Stop irshin. Stop irshin. Yeah. Stop there now. Right. We've had a break to it.

We shouldn't do the podcast this early is what I'm thinking. No, I feel like we've really leveled out actually. Oh yeah? Great. I feel that. Hey, go on. Number one, Chloe, shit, stare at, I did go see to kill a mocking bird. Obviously, sorry that you can do it.

I'm sorry, I only invited you 24 hours before. Yeah. And then we're shocked. I couldn't make it. Like, shocked. You're like, well, fine then. I think you wanted to see it because you like the story. Yeah, but I need more than 18 hours warning.

And people in general do. Yeah. And that's something to remember, actually, just a little bit of trusty hogs advice here. If you have something in the diary and you need to have another person there, invite them early. Yeah.

People like more than a day's notice. They do. Chloe was free. Because I was waiting in the wings for our podcast to break down so they've kept the diary clear. But we'll go again. Oh my God. It is so good.

Gwyneth was amazing. And like, right, so I've, I have read to Kill a Mockingbird, but I read it so long ago that I could not tell you each individual thing that happened. Okay. Like, I just remember there's an Atticus and a Scout. Gwyn and the Scout, so I'm fully on board. Yeah.

But what they're doing in the storyline is Andrew looks disgusted. What have I done? It's just the idea that you're like... I remember the two white characters. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm not proud. I don't like myself either.

Also, you said, I couldn't tell you every beat in the book and then he literally only name in the two characters. Yeah, exactly. I knew there was a courtroom at some point. So were you shocked the whole time? Well, it's unfortunate because it feels very much like an inevitable, like, outcome. But then the further bits of, I'm not going to give a, like, for anyone who's like, never read it, but one to the surprise.

Going in helpful. But it's so good because they like, they do that thing where they jump around the story loads. And you know, when you're watching something, they jump around and you're like, Okay, this is clearly very clever for you, but I've got no idea where we are or what we're doing. I have to see a play at the Royal Court that did that. And I was like, where are we? But what was so good is that Gwyneth's Scout

is like narrating it a bit. Oh my God. She comes out and goes, we are three years ahead from where we were. But it felt like she was doing it just for me. Like she was coming out like, Helen, Helen, Helen, we are now two weeks away from the verdict. Hey, you don't fuck.

Pay attention. Hey, hey, Ellen. Oh, for anyone who doesn't know, Gwenith is a close friend of us who is currently playing Scout in the West End. Oh, it's so cool. It's so cool. It's so cool.

I really want to go see. I can't wait. I'm so she's on it till November now, so you've got to go. I'm hyped. I also really want to see Prima Fasci, but I can't get tickets. Who's that?

It's that one woman play with Jody Comer. What? I know. It's, and it just looks amazing. What about it's about, I think it's about a sexual assault case, trigger warning but I think um but everyone I know who's gone to see it has just said it's the most phenomenal piece of theater so I would really like to see that too but one woman like a comedy show

no no no no okay it's like an acting one where she is she i think she acts instead of tries to tell jokes we know one woman shows are basically what we do yeah yeah but we do it with lulls no that's true yeah yeah stand up comedy one yeah stand up comedy special yeah oh my god do you want to tell people at home about what you're doing with your old show? Oh my god, did we not talk about it last week? I don't think so, no. Oh my God.

From Jody Comer to Helen Bowen. Basically, I am now doing something that Catherine Bohart has already done, but Catherine did it so well that now I'm like, oh, so I could technically do this. So we remembered an old show and did it at the Soho Theatre for a fucking special recording for Amazon Prime.

It took me a week of warm-up shows to remember it though. One week. No, but like, okay, but it's also important to say that that particular show is literally my autobiography. So, like, if I didn't remember, it's like the story of my life. If I didn't remember it,

I'd be like, it's like not that hard. Like, you can do this. My first show was a mess. But no, it's good. Oh, you're first show I got nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award. It's good, but it's wholly,

like for half the show I think I'm in the Truman show. Like, hard to remember. The whole bit about like this monologue I did at school, it's insane. I think the tricky thing about remembering an old show is also like the temptation when you're drowning to put a,

new stuff but that's not what you're trying you're trying to recapture this moment it's tricky but you're going to record it for a special i'm recording my first show for a special on july 18th this isn't out there yet and i are coming the hogs should know so if i and i know it's a monday it's going to be embalam in south london and you're on with huge huge davies also doing it and if you have a chance to put in your diary like recording we need people there to come come and laugh. You get to watch both of our shows be recorded. I'm going.

Andrew's going. Andrew will be there. Andrew will be there. M will be there. Chloe's not invited anymore. Chloe's invited, but like. No. No.

I'm not. I'm not dealing with that drama. What if Chloe brings us both hot chockies? Hmm. Yeah. They're back in. Yeah. But that, oh my God, please come to it.

But you know what? I actually did a run through of it. Like last week at the Bill Murray. How to go? Fine. I really thought it was going to be horrendous and me constantly going back. Translation for people at home. If Helen thinks something went fine, she probably did absolutely amazingly. She's just incredibly hard on herself. So myself and her therapist

know that she... No. This is about giving yourself more compassion. Oh yeah. Yeah. I just sit in sympathy for myself. Yeah, or just be like, you've probably got a pause breaks and had a great time. So give over. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. There she is. That's my girl. Yes, good seal, good seal. I actually want to say as well that we, speaking of, so I did my tour show in... You love it.

Yeah, I did my tour show in Newcastle, Glasgow, Edinburgh this weekend. Honestly, some of my favourite shows. After a bunch of art centres, I have to say, being back in comedy clubs was joyous. There were so many hogs there. And they kept asking me, David, in particular, one of our producers, whose cup I signed, was like...

Oh, did you see how I signed it? Yeah, and I put a big oink on it, but it was a cross through mine. but I but he was like so are you thinking of doing any live trusty hogs and I was like David babe they're on sale for Edinburgh he meant we're doing it yeah so if you didn't know if it's not on the Patreon stream or whatever just so you know we're doing two gigless lives and one trusty hogs lives

all the Thursdays of Edinburgh and Nish Kumar's our guest on trusty hogs there's not that many tickets you should buy them now if you're coming to Edinburgh French and gigless won't be like our shows because that'll be new material and fun guests so you mustn't feel like you're going to double up. By which I mean, come to everything. Who needs other comics when you have us? In Edinburgh is going to be very much just like people running on,

probably just talking about their week, like silly jokes, like new material, and then they'll be plugging their show at the end. It'll just be silly fun. And then the whole month, me, Andrew and Catherine, will be doing our shows. Yeah, exactly. Actually, speaking of which,

I will be at Monkey Barrel, at 320 at Monkey Barrel 1. Doing my show, it's called This Isn't For You. What are you doing, Helen? I will be at 540 in Bunker 2 at the Pleasant courtyard doing my show Madam Goodter. Yeah. Andrew. I will be in 6.50 at the Cades doing anti-white brackets

but not a good way. But not a good way. But not a gay way. I love that. I am helped Andrew look at his, look through his photo shooting. He looks so cute. Oh my God, can you show me afterwards? I want to see your photo. He looks like such a little model at the door. Closed or? Unfortunately, yeah,

closed the whole time. Unfortunately. There was a shame. I just thought it was a shame. No, because you're supposed to take naked photos of yourself when you're younger. Yeah. You can look back and go like, on my way. Trust us. Oh, really?

I still do it every year. No, no, no, do it professionally with a photographer. Yeah, sorry, we didn't mean you're like at-home ones. You just say, oh, now I'm going to get a couple just as I am. Yeah. Just as I am. Start jumping up and down on the spot. You're ridiculous.

It's options. It's options. I'm wondering if Chloe's, nope. Where? No reply. I don't want to deal with the drama. Wow. Should we just invite our guest on? Yeah, let's do it.

He's a great comedian. We want to talk about the Jubilee with him. We really want to talk about it. I mean, this is going to be an interesting take. I assume I'll agree with it entirely. Knowing that we're also guessing on what's happening this weekend. My take, she's dead already and they're going to announce it on my day. My take, fingers crossed.

No. No, it's time for her to die, that fucking nonce keeper. I agree. Okay, right. Andrew, what did she say that was untrue? No, no, it is true. Where's the lie? There's no lie.

I'm just thinking about some upcoming commitments. Where's the lie? That might have to be edited out. I don't think so. No, I think it's absolutely fine. I don't think so. I think they're aware that she paid for Andrew's lawsuit. We pay.

We fucking pay true. The Andrew's lawsuit. You know what, Helen, true fucking story. Let's get Ednaided on here. I'm celebrating the 25th platinum anniversary of Diana's death. Cheers. to that. Cheers to her being

murdered by the queen. Oh, we're going out for you, die. It's at night. I believe that's how

we'd want to be introduced. I think so too. Hello, lovely listeners. Thank you so much for supporting our podcast.

If you're coming to the Edinburgh Fringe, all three of us, yes, that's right, Helen Bauer, Catherine Bowhart,

Andrew White, we all have Edinburgh shows on in different venues. So we're going to tell you about them. I'm on a

320 at the Monkey Barrel. My show is called This Isn't For You. And I would absolutely love to see you there. I think tickets are like eight quid. So get yourselves down a bucket ticket. It's a wonderful show. Highly recommends. Thank you, darling. Me. Catherine. What about it? What about it? I guess I don't know. I'm at the Pleasance Courtyard. Cute. Bunker 2. No, that's a lie. No, it is. Bunker 2 at 540. And the show is called Madam Good Tits. Of course it is. Andrew, go on. Tell us about ye.

I'm at 6.50. So you could do a full run of us all in one afternoon. The Trouble. It's a bit of a tight turn over between you and me, but I reckon we can... It's doable. It's a close walk at your scoot on. Don't run over, Helen. On Calgate at Just Tonic at the Caves and the show is called Andrew White Brackets, but not in a gay way.

I love it. I love it. We'd love that. Okay. Ed, are you ready to record? Can I just say that I am. First of all, did she just put our cushion on the floor? Wow.

I have like a weird back so I can't have a cushion. That's okay. We'll wait for you to sit down. You look nice, nice shirt. Put my headphones away, Helen. My God. It's always nice to start with a good energy. It is.

Can the man sit down while you were being rude. Ed, nice. Oh, my God. Only if you want to. I don't want to wear him. Ed, I can I just say, I'm so impressed you got here this early. Yeah. I wake up early now.

Who are? are you a mature boy but you are i say a mature boy but you do also have a plaster on your face from baby's first shave got cut how are you talk to helen and katherine about how you cut yourself oh wait have you started yeah yeah mother fuck great how am i sound in am i am i you getting any vocal right lovely you have a little vocal fry but i think it's just smoking i've quit smoking what months ago now yeah yeah i'm on the vapes now yeah oh really quickly for the listener what's It's happened here. It's Catherine and Edd and seen each other in ages and it's a reunion.

Two years. Oh, yeah. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I have one sometimes, do you know what I mean? I think you had one with me last week. Yeah, I have one with Helen. The man used to smoke in his bed. This is huge progress.

It's better than smoking 30 a day. This is what I... It's a step in the right direction. It's good to just have them. Like, if they're around, you, I'm so proud of you. Thank you so much. I'm proud of me as well.

I mean, honestly, you can tell as well. Your skin's glowing. Thank you. I've got ripped as well. Oh my god, Chelsea Lowe's golf? He hasn't. I haven't done. Like, do you really think there's muscles under the crap museum t-shirt?

Probably shouldn't snitch. But when I quit smoking, my mom was like, are you sure? Because you don't want to put on any more white. It's like that amazing episode of Kath and Kim. Yeah. She could go off and say that to you. Yeah, it's so funny. It's like when Kim comes down in her bride's dress and her mom goes, oh my God, you've gone.

Oh my gosh, she's going, why? I get big on the smiles, Kim! Oh my God. Keeps it thin. She did not say that to you. Yeah, but not in like a... In a funny way. I don't think she understood, but she wasn't like having a dig at me.

She was just like... Okay, I think you look beautiful. I think your skin's glowing. I'm so proud of you for not smoking. You smell nicer. And he put up a sofa for me. I put, I made a sofa for Helen. I heard.

I didn't ask him to. I actively actually didn't want him for Neil Patel to be part of it. Yeah, I don't even think Helen knew I was at her house. So wait. I was doing fucking Comcom pod. right oh my God you're like

do it in so serious now it's so serious yeah listen to it the whole episode of me going like Joe if you're watching what the fuck

yeah have you not done it I've done comcom pod do it that's mad because I've done it and you've been

actually nominated for the Edinburgh award and all I talked about was how we all need to talk about money more often money money money money money money money money money

that's all I said oh I think Stu really dumb down comcom pod for me do you think the queen's going to do it for the Jubilee Ed

This has been a long running gag I would applaud that Let's quickly deal with the sofa thing I would like to say Thank you to you and Sineal for putting it up They do it right Yeah I sat down on it and leant on something

And the arm shifted into place then Okay And you both went oh yeah that was supposed to click in No no no no no no no We'd already clicked it in Well it wasn't You just clicked it more in So I clicked it in

Yeah You know when you do a screw You know when you do a screw on like a table or something? You're not supposed to screw it all the way in because you need to give a wiggle. Either way, I understand you better now. Because I get a soap delivered. I was like, great, I'll do this later.

I go to do a podcast. I hear Ed and Sineal going, boom, boom. No, no. Like in the living room. No. Oh, my God, please don't, don't ruin this. This is the nicest thing I've ever bought.

Yeah. Please be careful. I come out of the recording. I have to jump over. All the boxes and feet and feet of boxes, rubbish, everything. And they're like, all careful, there might be a screwdriver or hammer in there somewhere.

Why? You've clipped them together. Soneil's got his knifie out. You know, knifie that he opens boxes with. We put the knife in between us on. I hate it. But knifey was just on the new sofa. And then they were just sitting on it.

Eat drinking drinks, do whatever they fucking wanted. Have you sprayed it? Please tell me you've sprayed it. It was what? What are you doing it with? What are you meant to spray it with? I need you after this. No, no, no, no.

No. Okay. Seriously, after this, I'm going to send you, you're going to give me your address. and I'm going to send you a sealant spray that it's going to mean that you can wipe it off with water if something gets spilled on it. I'm serious, those sofas are very easy to protect, but you have to.

Ed, nice, this is not useful for you. Hello. I just want to interject and say that sealant sprays, all that's all good, boxes on the floor, whatever Sunil put on YouTube, all important. None of it is as important as making sure all the knives are secured and you know where they are when Helen walks in the room

because Helen kept asking, can I have knifie? I'm waving it around. That feels more important. important. I want to fill out the boxes and Sineal in general does not let me have knifie.

In general, knifey is kept away from me. Every time. Every single time of it, every single time I've been around to your house, you've found a knife from somewhere and started waving it around.

Every single time. I made one casual reference ages ago being like, oh, I feel really down. It makes you really think about blades, doesn't it? And then, and then, all of a sudden,

now, God forbid, Helen has a knifey. It begs the question why you keep going back there. You love it. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's really fun, yeah. Yeah, but also, you know.

He's good mates with St. Neil, so sometimes, you know, there's a two little lad. Like a mediator between the two of them sometimes. Yeah, we're in a bad place at the moment, aren't we? It's so funny. It's a toxic, what's that? It's got really bad. What's happening with Mommy and Daddy? Actually, I'm going to say this.

You can cut it out if you want, but I watch with my own eyes, Helen opening all of Sunil's past it. What? That's against that all. All of his, right, oh, God, and then we had a big fight about it. Doorbell goes, doorbell goes. That's against the law.

Doorbell goes. It's not against the fucking law. It was a children's book. It is against the law. It was a book of patterns from sewing or something. It is against the law to open somebody else's post. Like, hear me out. Hear me out.

I don't tell my dad that. Basically, also, a mediator. He sits in the corner, clapping and laughing, go, kill each other. I do it. We should make a reality show. Yeah, I'm like, I think it's like, There's a really, there's a format in there somewhere.

So doorbell rings, I go get it. God forbid a man stand up to get the door. God forbid. We're watching YouTube. It's put together a sofa. We're not made of, we're not made of energy. Yeah, you know. How were you on that?

That was mad. Poor little baby boy needs a rest. He's given up smoky. He's done very well this year. He was offered calipos and magnums. Did you have either? No, didn't have either. I had lots of Tony's chocolate only chocolate on a coffee.

That's my boy. Yeah, that was actually from one of the, uh, quessons as well. He did, he brought his own quasson. You've moved to a really, strange area though. Cost me 10 pounds for a coffee and three quassons. The fuck? Yeah, crazy. F.C.B.

What? Don't go back there. That's crazy. The last time I went in there and I was like, what that? You wanted to have gotten those crossons from Sainsbury's and then gotten your coffee made by Helen. I just had the most stale. I made him a coffee. I made him a coffee. That's sad. Yeah, you did. Circle back. So I opened, so the door

and the postman came. It was pouring rain. None of this explains why you'd have to have opened it. So he gave me the envelope. It'd clearly been dropped. And the envelope was soaking and I could feel it was a book inside. Right. And I went, oh, Senil, this is for you. What is it?

And he was like, it's a book. And I was like, the envelopes wet. Like, I should take this out. And he was like, no, just leave it. And I was like, I'm going to take it out. It's a book. So I opened it and I took it out. And then they all fucking started screaming at me.

Like, I was some sort of like, asshole. I started laughing because it didn't play out exactly like that. What happened was? I was loving having back check air to you. What happened was, you. You did rightly say, listen, there's a book in here. It's going to get wet. And still, so I don't think it is because it's got the plastic bubbles on the inside bubble wrap.

Nice. And then you stared at each other for 20 seconds while you open it. I love having you here. This is great. No, it's funny. It was funny. But it has got toxic at home. It's definitely we're finding it hard to be in the same room with each other.

Do you agree with me that it would all be better if they just fucked? Absolutely. Thank you. Ha ha! Everybody believes me. Yeah, everyone does. Everyone does. Don't you think they should just have sick?

Whenever I go around there, it feels like I'm in the friend's house. Yes, the chemistry is off the chain. Yeah, it's crazy. Between which friends? Jerry and Elaine. That was beautiful. Yeah, it's sick. We're struggling with Cudgy Club a little bit.

I think it's because Sunil had the operation and he wouldn't let me. He had an operation? Help him. He wouldn't let you. He had an operation? Okay, well, he had an operation. Once again, I'm going to have to do. I'm going to have to make an objection,

you're on that, because I've been, I've been... You may approach? Yeah, I've been, I've been there before and after the operation, and Cuddy Club wasn't on the table before it either. Oh my God. No, Cardi Club in general has been going very... Can I just make a point? Helen tells us every single time Coneal, like,

even like, accidentally offends her, but she's never told me he was having an actual fucking operation. It wasn't. He was on local anaesthetic and he was on his phone reading tweets the whole time. I had to go on local anesthetic recently. What for? Um, two things. Tooth and bum.

Oh, yeah, bum, yeah. More bum stuff? I had to have an opera. I had to have a mole removed on my ass. I had to, they, they've got a bit about it now. I won't do the bit. It is really funny. When I went for the operation, they laid me down on my front.

Yeah. Just before they put the knife in, they kept this, they have to put, firstly, I've got like a huge tolerance to anesthetic. So, like, this is enough to take down an elephant or do surgery on, luckily on an elephant's bum. Okay. Do you have a huge tolerance because you got a huge end? Or because, okay, nice.

It's a massive. Yeah, it's a big dumper. And then they kept, as soon as they put the knife at the sergeant started calling me by the wrong name. Excuse me what? He's like, so James, like, we're just going to make some more talk for the next to 45 minutes while we do this operation. I was like, I'm having another man's mole removed. Oh my gosh. That is hell.

Yeah, and then I just had to, it was just really weird. I wasn't like allowed to sit down for a while. And you didn't keep the mole or anything, did you? No, I didn't keep it. You keep this stuff. Well, I think I had a mole removed ages ago, but I wanted to. It was so gross. It wasn't just like a little mole

that was like a big birthmark. Stop it. And then like... Why do they have to remove it? Just they said it was really fucked up. They were like, it's not like immediately dangerous but just like for safety we can remove it.

Like pre-cancer melanoma sort of thing. Yeah it doesn't it doesn't like if you had it if you were born with it nowadays you'd have it removed at birth and like they took away your butt mark. Yeah and now you just have you can just go to like a local clean it doesn't even have to be at hospital. It was really weird.

I went for a checkup at my GP and he just like pull my trousers down and like like tap my ass. Yeah, looking good. Healing well. Jiggle, wiggle, it's like my moment when you were just getting to clap to the one,

I'm gonna, gna, go, gna, go. It's like, yeah, oh, that's healing up well, isn't it? Yeah, thanks, yeah. What? It's really cool that, it's so cool because they stitched it up and now it's got one of those scars

from a cartoon where it's like a line with dots on the side. Can I see it? No, Helen. What is wrong with you? How did you think that was gonna work? It's fascinated. I'm very like, I like surgery.

But why did, it's the Neil We'll get an operation. Oh, he didn't. Like, Varica's vein taken out of his leg. But apparently the rule is like... I thought it was because of his infected leg. No, it's the same leg.

It's the same leg that's a different color and a different size from the one where he got an infection and instead of going to the doctor, he poked it with a by-ride. I listened to that episode of yours. A couple of years ago. I went into the toilet, see that. Oh, yeah. Ed was one of the party.

Yeah, me and me and Neil are all right when in. See the leg. Are you fucking, Sunil? What's happening? Your level of intimacy is intense. No, but Sunil just came. much to me was like I've got an infected leg

my legs really fat touched on to see I was like hell yeah it's just a guy's thing do you know what I mean Andrew gets it's just a balance thing to have somebody pull down their trousers I don't have to fly a fucking party guys oh I saw the fucking sickest thing on my way here oh my god

I saw a guy on the train with big sunglasses on reading a book called Machia Valley mindset I was like that's so swag I was like I want to be this guy but you tell me he'd like knocked an old lady out of the chair to sit down and then take a her glasses like in the mid it was like he was in the middle of the bank of chairs like like arms on

his knees reading it like really loud to the ground this is amazing I had to like bend down really loud to see what the book was called it was incredible that's incredible I on my train here was surrounded by grown women dressed as like I guess like Union Jack ribbon girls my horse I love them it was there was woman on the train who had like the biggest bow I'd ever seen in a Union Jack colour she was wearing a dress that match and all of her children had like face I think they were like transferencies I hope they weren't permanent tattoos of Union Jacks in hearts oh my god do you keep a royalist she was telling ever

who is there a difference what did I what did I say I'm not like honest you can't react that way every time and you're like you're like no it's funny okay all right nothing Catherine being challenged in anything Andrew I didn't even challenge I just know I know but like this woman was telling Everyone they'd come down from Yorkshire. We get to Green Park where, fucking, Buckingham Palace is, and they all get off. And it's like, hordes, hordes of people dressing.

And I was like, obviously just making actual gag noises. Yeah. And... So it's today her throne birthday? I don't give a fuck. Tomorrow, I think. Why do you know? Because I was in my Google Canada.

This is the fucked up thing. Your Google calendar puts in the Queen's birthday for you, puts in the Jubilee for you. I put that in because I'm going to... Oh, I had mine taken off, the, like, holidays. I don't think your birthday was ever Orr filled on Google Canada for anyone My birthday, March 25th

You've got to take the holidays off Because you might accidentally like to kind of get Oh, I'm busy on that day But it's just the Queen's birthday I would never do that I just read my diary Yeah same But also I want the Battle of the Boyne in there

Gamalashka It's so weird that it says Battle of the Boyne in the diary, isn't it? Yeah Patrick's Day Brackets Northern Ireland Okay I know

So how do you feel? You excited for the Jubilee weekend? I saw a woman at Vauxhall Station going around taking a picture of every single Union Jack Balloon individually. Oh my gosh, she's got to remember this day. She's got to remember this day. I saw the fucking worst thing ever on the train as well.

I hate this so much. I've had it a few times. Wait, I know where you live. Your train is like three stops to hear. Yeah, yeah. That's insane that this much happens. No, but I know it's something on the train. Yeah.

And then it's something I've had before, but I've only really been able to articulate it today. and how fucking you know when you've got parents and kids and how obsessed they are with the kids Oh, you know when there's a family on the train Yeah, because like we're like we don't have kids But we know what it's like to have parents But you know, parents and kids are like

The kids are the centre of the world And nothing else is going on. There was this guy on the train today Who was like wrestling with his daughter. Hot. I hope it was his daughter. Hot. No, stop it, Helen.

Helen. Depends how old the daughter is. She could be 18. And please finish your story. Sorry. And can we please keep incest of the bad thing while we're talking about the royals go on she was like seven yeah so he was wrestling with his daughter he kept like like this train stopped and my stop to do this

podcast and he was like standing in front of the violence I was like you stop wrestling with a little girl for 10 minutes just like an open the door please and then I got off the train and someone that next doors jumped off with their kids and like spun them around and put them down right in front of me I'm like well the fuck you I'm like I'm walking here I'm like get off my life I fucking hate that shit so I'm just like but this is like the most hollible weekend in Britain. Don't. Don't.

I cannot get on a fucking escalator behind people's suitcases anymore. No. Because they take, you know the people that get to the bottom of an escalator and they stop? And they go, where's next? And it's like, you can't stop here. This is a constant moving thing of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The two of you are very inconsiderate.

I would say that... London's insane the last couple of days. You've got to admit, have you been out and about? No, because, but my, I, I would say my bigger issue is... What, too many foreigners she had? German girl says what name? It's the fucking platinum jubes.

I was out yesterday. I went to Green Park and I had to walk into the West End. And then from the West End, from Soho, I had to walk to Leicester Square Theatre. So it was like, also, Platinum Jubilee weekend. Guess what this girl's doing?

Supporting Mickey Flanagan. Like the whole crowd's there in Union Jacks. And I'm like, she killed Diana. She did, though. It's going to be like a fucking... Alster Paras mark. Yeah, it's been tricky for me, I won't lie. But people are so slow.

Everyone wants pictures of every single banner, but the whole or central line, I don't know how much is fucking costing us. We could definitely put some people in homes that don't have them. But it's just banners across every street. Union Jack, Union Jack, Union Jack, and in the middle, like, happy 70th, Mom.

Or something like that. Oh, my God. Barf. That's so gross. And she's dead. You know? Like, I'm pretty sure they're going to announce her death a Monday. We'll know by the time this comes out.

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. So obviously, everyone likes to joke that the queen's dead. But in, like... Have you looked into the facts, though? The facts are that she's got access to more, like, monkey blood and go-adrenachrome than anyone else on the planet. We could keep her alive to 150. What's go-adrenachron?

Just like, you know, I'm sort of making a joke that, like, you know, sort of making a joke. She gets like vitamins and stuff from animals to keep alive. Oh my God, please, please, please don't make Ed explain all of his jokes. Just laugh if you don't understand, okay? He's a very smart boy. I didn't get the Ulster reference, but I kept talking. I like plasma in blood. You got plasma in blood?

I've got a low red blood cell count. Okay. Don't laugh at them. No. Yeah, I've got, I have three red blood cells. Oh my God. It's really low. Wait, shouldn't you have like, like three million?

My red blood cell count is like, 128 when you're meant to have like 130 so I've been really milking it I'm like talking about my girlfriend like yeah I'm so tired I'm just like I've got a lot of road blood cell she's just like eat a steak you fucking moan back yeah I know about yeah I you know those like um like you have like a couple of VHSs growing up we not where it's the story with star so like the way we had one which clearly so my mom was really good friends with a woman in our hometown who worked for a magazine for like a mom and baby magazine.

So we would get free stuff and like test them out. Is this why you still think you're a baby? No, I'm four. Yeah, okay. I'm four. Catherine's 12. No, stop it.

I hate it. That's so funny. That's actually another argument me and Senil had recently. He was like, you're not for. You're a grown-on. You're not. You're really angry at me. Well.

Poor baby, Edmund. Senil's got a lock for the inside of his bedroom door. Don't know. Sorry. You know, well, done. I thought you had a way, I thought he might. to talk about that. No, please explain.

No, what was Helen doing? He locks me out and he locks himself in. What was Helen doing? I don't know. Nothing talking to him. I don't know. I just went around. They showed me the lock and he just went in his room

and locked himself in it. But also, I would want a lock for when I'm out because you go in his room when he's not there all the time. I don't go in his room. You said several times you have. Oh, what? So I'm just about to fight to get this. Well, that's probably why he's got a lock on the inside of his door then, isn't it?

But I'm trying to convince him that I never have because I don't think he should lock it when he's not there. What was really funny was he locked me and him inside and we just waited there for a sec. And in about five minutes the handle just starts rattling

but it hurts. Oh my God, you're such a stressful person delivering. I've really perfected the fake walk away and then come back and just go meh. Honestly, no, I'm, you know, I'm chatting a little rubbish

but it is very fun to go around hell of it. I believe you. I love it. It's so fun. But it's like living in jackass Like, it's just constant, like, God knows what's going to happen. Like, push each other. I've actually got really into Jackass.

Jackass is so sick. It's so sick. I used to just watch clips, but I've never sat down and actually appreciated the film. As much as I probably would enjoy a Jackass tangent. I want to know how you know cells. Oh, my God. Thank Christ. Andrew knows what the audience want, and it's not Jackass.

So we had, like, a learning video about science, and it was about, like, the body. And all the cells were played by different characters. and it was like, we're the red blood cell. Are you talking about Osmosis Jones? We... What the fuck you're talking about? What are the fuck you talking about?

Are we talking about... Helen, do you want to tell the joke? No. Wait, osmosis Jones. I just thought it was the name of my TV personality. I didn't know, but you told me to do it. No, I'm not doing it anymore. I don't like a funny joke can everyone get, but I don't get.

It's like, oh, like, I'm going to stay with her to be here. Oh, boy. And I know. That's so funny. Ed, you're the first person to get her to leave. Hello, we're not. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's so swag. It's amazing because my son. You did what I could never do, which is make her feel stupid enough to get it. That's so sick. I can't believe, I honestly can't believe that this isn't what it's normally like. No, no, it's not, truly. It's really nice to having here. I like that. That's so cool. That's really cool. That's really swag.

Yeah, everybody loves your adult. Yeah, I do. They're my favorites. I like that. It's cool to have a little award. It looks good on the screen. And what's that candle got on it? I'm Dolly Parton as Mother Mary. Oh, lovely stuff. Yeah. Uh-huh. Hey, she's back. Does she understand the joke now?

Say it again. So I'll also set up. Sales. You're doing sales. It was a show and it was. like about cells inside the body and we would learn about your cue and we would learn about

and then you say what you said I said are you talking about Osmosis Jones Oh what do you mean the film that came out in 2001 the animated show where he travels around the body and that's his like detective work oh I tried I tried to brief you so much better than that No

I'm sorry I didn't get the reference I now understand it was an osmosis joke It's mad though because you are obsessed we will get back to sales Andrew I'm sorry you're obsessed with like Disney films and animated films for children. Literally, last time I came around to your house, we watched Lion King together. Again? How many times can you watch that?

This was the, we spent, we spent, we spent, it was, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen is watching Helen and Sunil together trying to log into Disney Plus on a smart TV using the microphone, like one letter at a time on the email address. H-E-L. And every time, every time that Sunil would go, no, Helen, not like that, it would like write it into the thing. You've made me watch your favorite film, which is, of course. Which, um, I've lads. Osmosis Jones. Daring Emma Roberts. Oh, Wild Child, yeah.

Osmosis Jones. That's a good one. No, it's Wild Child. Oh, my God, Sula. Sweaty. Upper Lip-a-Li. That movie is so fucking sick because it was like, you love it so much. It's flawless.

I watched it with loads of my friends when we were like 15 and I was like this movie like Raws because Alex. Pettifer is just like, like... Gorgeous. Yeah, but he can't do anything. He's like a... He's just like a... He's the son of the headmistress.

He has a lot going on. That's Liam Neeson's dead wife. Do you know that? I know that, Natasha Richardson. He has a name. The mum from parent trap. Elizabeth James. I don't know.

I don't know anyone apart from Alex Petter for in that film. Emma Roberts. Way more than that. Sophie Wu is in it as well. What's the... Who plays the bully? She's got as a present. Yeah, blonde hair.

Her name's Harriet. Yeah, Harriet, yeah, yeah. Anyway, that movie rules. It's so sick because Alex Petterford's just like, they want to fuck him because he's the only guy in the county, presumably. And he's just like the most horrible piece of shit, like. Who are we? It's just so funny.

It's like a load of, like, cocked-up American movie producers' idea of what, like, a British high school movie would be like... It hurts my head. It hurts my head. It's so sick. We're not allowed chalky after bedtime, silly. And all that shit.

It's so funny. Helen, is that where you got your... your personality I'm now worried this is where I've oh my god do you reckon Saneer would want to watch that

with me? Absolutely absolutely Oh no I don't agree Absolutely It was really It's great love going over there

You do love it You should watch it You should watch it together I think you'd like it I'm still I'm working my way through Disney Plus again I finished this as us

Oh I haven't finished No spoiler stop it stop Stop stop stop stop Okay we'll talk about I'm sorry This is us Is um tragedy porn on Amazon

It's Mandy Moore stars So pretty exciting a walk to remember? The Tangled Princess? Candy? Are you fucking me? Candy man. What?

Are you kidding? No. Osmosis Jones. How do you not know Mandy Moore? What year were you born? 1995. I hate when you say that I'm late. Late 905.

He's my baby. Mindy Moore. No. Was she in The Avengers? Because then I might know her. Was she? No. I hate you all.

I'm joking. Maybe if she's been in a TikTok, then I might know who she is. You know, Tangle the Disney film with Rapunzel. Yeah. She's the voice of the princess. Okay. There you go. No, a walk to remember where she has leukemia until they get married at an inexplicably young age

because otherwise her life has no meaning if she isn't tied to a man. No, have you seen that? Oh my God, I can't with you. Have you seen that? Yeah, have you, she skateboards along on the little drip. Have you seen that little? A skate to remember. He's like a broom to, yeah.

Have you seen that rom-com with Robert Pattinson about 9-11? No. No, but it sounds way up my sleep. All right, so there's this rom-com with Robert Pattinson. Is it actually a rom-com? Yes, it's basically like... Is it really a... Is it with Michelle Williams?

Remember me? Remember me, yeah, basically what happens? I've seen that come up on Netflix. It's in 9-11. So it's this couple. It's almost certainly not calm. I'm going to give you this... It's a spoiler.

It's a rom-dram. Yeah. It's a rom-dram. And basically, what happens? Massive spoiler up for the end, obviously. But what happens is they sort of... of get married and it's like a rom-com and it's all fine and really romantic and just like what you'd expect

from a rom-com except the last shot of the film is Robert Pattinson in a building looking out of a window and then it's like hard zooms out to reveal that he's in one of the towers and a date flashes up and it says 11 September 2001 and that's the end of the film it's so sick the first line of the Wikipedia page is the film received negative reviews and critics

much of the criticism centred on its twist ending which divided audience it's like out of nowhere it's like zoom out it's like turns out he was in the top of his power my god when rom comes trying to do like a really have you seen um what sweet home alabama no another song sweet home Alabama so it's a film and this isn't the actual ending they did it oh my god it's my prom date I need you to focus it's a justice for the real queen it's Reese Witherspoon isn't it Reese Withisbon isn't it isn't it Reese Withisbonne in Alabama yeah oh my god I'm so sorry I got distracted

I don't know it's a sweet home Alabama If you watch the film You won't know this but they film two endings And you can find the alternative ending online And the alternative ending is They return to the big party reception thing At the house And he's carrying her

Because she's dead What? And he walks back in with Melanie Snooter Dead and then puts her down And then it's like a big reveal Like whee! But the whole family are like Christ Has he carried her from New York?

No, no, no, from the, like, you know, to the... To Alabama. From the towers. It's like hitching on the back of it, like a freight train. And then it's at 11th of September, playing the harmonica. He's sitting on his dead wife,

play the harmonica. Oh, my God. That is an amazing choice. She's got tied up on a bin door on the end of a stick, walking down the railroad tracks. I'm sorry, this is Platinum Jubilee related. My friend just messaged me.

He's found this on a Facebook group called Princess Diana. Keep her memory in life. in brackets, no trials allowed. I'm in that group. Yeah, it's such a good one. And it's a post from a woman called Joan Myrtle that says, I will not be celebrating the Platinum Jubilee on Thursday.

Instead, I will be lighting a candle for Lady Diana and reflecting on the way her life was tragically cut short. Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point, Joan. Good for you, Joan. Good for you. How do you think Diana died, Helen? The Queen killed her in a car crash. It was auctioned by the Queen.

Obviously, physically her and Charles weren't there. Sure. But it was 100% of the plan. If they'd be, if they were, they'd be smashed up in a tunnel as well. It's a thorough operation. It involved the French police and... The gendarmerie. Is that what they call?

Why are the French police in on it? Why are they? Because they helped cover it up by immediately trying to blame the paparazzi. Sure, but why are they helping the British Queen? Bless you! Have you heard about the murder of Sophie Tusconde-de-Planteer? Yes, I have. It was in Ireland.

Have you heard about Agincourt and Cressie? Have you heard about 100 years war, Helen? we're not friends with those guys over there. What happened? Oh, my gosh. This guy called Henry the 5th. He didn't really want to be taxed for like... Henry VIII's three times great-grandfather.

No, I don't think they were that they were related. That was the Wars of the Roses kind of like fucked up the whole life. Oh, York and Lancaster. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plantagenet. I don't know. I don't know. It's in a book.

It's in that, um... It's in many books. Horrible. No, it's in a way. Henry the fourth, part one or Henry the Fed. Henry the Fifth. I literally just said Henry the best. Yeah, yeah.

It's also kind of in Henry the fourth part one. 100 years. I know, I don't know. I've watched Henry the 6th long. That's my review. Our life and brain are fascinating. But we had a fight with him way back when. You're like Sherlock Holmes.

You're like, Sherlock Holmes from the TV show. It's like you're so, so knowledgeable about like a really broad bridge of things. Like you learn like nothing about other things. Yeah. It's really cool. It's the music in your head like, do, da, da, da, da, da. Right now it's circle of life and it has been since you're the line. I feel like the music in your head is like Ramstein.

It's like really heavy Like, gent metal Dooh! Yeah, exactly. Ed Knight, so not celebrating Jubilee. No. No cucumber sandwiches for you. No cucumber sandwiches for me.

How is your comedy going? It's going. Where can people see you? I'll plug it at the end. Is it the end? No, it's not the end. Oh, right, yeah, I'll plug it at the end. That's what I was thinking.

Yeah, I was like, what the hell? It was like, I'm done. It was actually my way of saying that I, Ed's comedy is some of my favorite to watch. He's very smart and very funny, but also manages to, like, mirror, somehow manages to merge, like, societal commentary with, like, the grossest stupid and stuff. Hell yeah. And it's very good. It's very clever.

You should check them out. Well, I had a really, as we all did, a really weird pandemic. Yeah. I was like, like, you know, I was gigging in that last, that latter bit of 2020 in between all the big lockdowns and stuff. but then afterwards when we were legally allowed to do it but cases were really high I didn't do much of it because I was like when I don't want to have asthma

I don't want to get bad COVID no vaccines and shit I was worried about my family and all that shit I'm just trying to get back into it Oh my God is the funeral of your grandfather though Obviously I really said that your grandfather died so funny So yeah also the last sort of six months of like That's an incredibly callous way of asking what I think is the question

which tells the funny story about how your granddad died No no he died sad But funeral funny yeah so um he lived funny too he lived was a pretty funny guy so it was sort of spent the latter half of of uh of 2021 basically looking after him died very quickly and then that's one of the other reasons of i haven't really been doing much in the last because i've been clearing out as flat and all that yeah it's tough as funeral a priest is like a family friend and he's like really funny you can just say it was an irish funeral so yeah so basically he came around for drinks with my family

came around for drinks with my family before um before the night before and just got like hammered with all of us he gave me he gave me this chain with the with the blessed mother on it and a rosary for a megaguri classic and next day at the funeral it's just like you know you got the coffin there with all the like tokens and shit on it all of everyone's full of Irish people crying and he sort of gets up and gets a megaphone out starts shouting at the coffin the priest does yeah he was in the graveyard no in the in the chapel why was the mic not working no he didn't have a mic he got a megaphone and started saying shouting at the coffin because he's like

heard Kenny was hard hearing in this life and he was so I started It's a bit It's a bit It's a bit He started shouting at the coffin That is fucking incredible

If you see it If you see the Holy Mother up there Say hello from me Ken And he got like He had like a palace shirt With a picture of the Virgin Mary on it For a sponsor Shut up

And then I had to get up and give the I was like I was like crying laughing In the peers I was like me and my girl's hands I was like laughing so much And then I had to get up A prop coming

Exactly it was like being You know on the other like the only like straight stand-up at like an alternative comedy. Kind of music comedy. Yeah, yeah, it was exactly like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're following burlesque and you're like,

oh my god. So I went up and did the eulogy, did a few gags at the start. Me and him had a great shot. It was great. It was my first gig back, really. It wasn't, I didn't have a fun church. I'm so jealous you had like, I mean,

it's just such a strong move, isn't it? At the beginning of a megaphone and be like, can you hear me and run? He was fucking amazing. It was so, it was so, it's not like, you know, he talked to me about it beforehand. He was like, do you think this would be like a... Yeah, no, I love...

I'm on board with funny funeral. And I was like, hell, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, he would... Kenny would love it and he was just so sick, you know? Also, like, funerals are so, like, dour, especially in the middle of a band, I'm like... Irish ones aren't, though. They're just not, like... The room was very dout.

The chapel, very dour, indeed. But before and afterwards was very, like... Paul Burns' funeral was one of the best gigs I've ever been to. Really? I mean... Yeah. My agent lent in to me after his sister's eulogy and said, what's her name? What's she do for a living?

I was like, you're not signing the sister over his coffin. Like, chill out. Oh my God, could you imagine? That would be so funny. But honestly, Hannah had a point. Trish fucking smashed it. Crushed it.

Crushed it. Crushed it. And Paul would have been so pleased. It was so funny. Like, but you're back to gigging now? I guess, yeah. Fucking sick. Yeah, I did some fun show.

Do you feel differently about comedy post-pandemic? Absolutely. Tell me how. Sure. I mean, it all went away. Like, like, I lost, like, all of my work for 20, I was doing this really fun TV show I was going to go out to Melbourne for a month

and I was going out to Amsterdam for like two or three weeks to just like have a short residency at Tumblr and all this really fun shit I was planning to go out to the States and do some shows it all got cancelled on literally the same afternoon in a phone course I remember that afternoon we all had that call and then it happened again sort of at the start of 2020 at the start of like 21 yeah I even had some at the start of 22 as well

right in like January when everyone came back and we were still in the big winter spike and all that stuff And, you know, I didn't get paid for loads of shit at the start of the pandemic because lots of, you know, lots of, like, comedy companies regrettably don't, like, keep your wages aside until they pay you. They're just like, maybe we can, you know, that habit to everyone. And so I was like, well, it's gone now. Didn't do any of it apart from a few online shows. Thank you, gigless. You're well, good.

Or, like, for ages. And it's nice to be back doing shows just for the love of doing them. Right. A lot of the gigs I'm doing now, it's not like, I was so, like, concerned about, um, how i came across at every single one and every like every every every gig i don't feel like i'm either building up towards something or i'm trying to impress someone in the crowd instead of just having fun at the show and also my health was dog shit before the pandemic i was like i was like working really hard and i thought it was okay because the career was going good yeah and i was like

and now i'm healthier and it's nice to you know like i've got a girlfriend now it's nice to have some of my weekends and evenings yeah yeah time to watch like lion king with me It's diversifying shit. Ed successfully got a relationship going during the pandemic. I think it's because of the pandemic. I got a relationship. It's no secret that the relationship flourished at the same time that all stand-up comedy went away.

But we didn't get a relationship and Catherine had a breaker. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Nothing. But no, it's just like, in fact, like when we went out for our first drink, I was meant to be in Belfast to filming a documentary. And it was only because that got cancelled

that we were able to go out for our first day. So mad. It's bad. I'd take it all over again, obviously It'd be a difficult choice, but You would take everybody else's hardship for... Absolutely, five million dead, yeah, absolutely. For some coochie, hell yeah.

Yeah, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know me if you think I'm not, I'm not taking five million dead for some pussy. Oh, yeah. I fucking love your honesty. Do you not clip that? Yeah, please clip that shit. No, do you want to quit that?

No, that's our podcast canceled. Oh my, and then cut that last bit. Do you know what's great is I'm going to leave the first bit in and people are going to think, oh, that was a lot to leave in. And then I'm going to cut what Helen said? And people are going to be like, what did Helen say? I know. It didn't get cut.

That's funny. That's crazy. It's called a topper. But also, your family works in the industry. So it must have been a really weird time. Yeah, it was weird. It was like, yeah. When I lost my water.

Oh, my God. Have mine. Have mine. Just, thank you. Like, Ed was literally answering a question. All my family are. freelance yeah like that's all right no like uh it was tough my mom is a stage manager and she works on like um a really good one yeah pantos and plays and stuff so like pantos season was like uh she

does like the same panto every year goes away and stays there that was obviously really tough because it's like there were lock there's lockdowns while you're there and and cast dropping out and everyone's being COVID and obviously it's really tough doing it with stand-up as well i mean i remember February 2020 i was doing shows i did show at the lester square theater in the big room And it was like sold out, but only like a core of the audience came because it was the canary down the mind for COVID. It was the first thing a lot of people. Absolutely.

I remember that shows in like beginning of March from 20th end of February when it was like the early days when it was like sort of almost like a joke like oh, bump elbows because we were so unfamiliar with the idea of it. Yeah. And it was like, oh, this will pass or like some people are going like, no, no, this is, we're fucked. Well, this is the thing as well, even now it's tough. Like I was shout to my friend last night who runs a show and it's really tough not only because it's summer, but because people just aren't.

booking for comedy shows until like an hour before these days. Because they're like, are they going to get covered? Am I going to get covered? Is they going to get bored? So the good thing about the last couple of years, career-wise, has been, it's very, it gives you a lot of perspective. You realise that there's not actually like one way to do everything. Yeah.

Totally true. Momentum and stuff is all a myth. There's no like, there's no set way of doing comedy because it's such an ad hoc industry. Do you know what I mean? Everyone who's at the top has got there through such a different route. Exactly. No one else can copy or copy. Exactly.

But also. It's been really fun to just do more like acting and writing and stuff. That is a little bit more stable during a pandemic for many reasons. I do think there's an obsession with propulsion in comedy where like you've got to be on to the next, on to the next, onto the next, on to the next, or you'll forget how to do it. Or people will forget about you. There's, you got to be doing things constantly. Yeah.

And then it's like you realize we all took two years off. None of us forgot how to do it. We could probably, I could probably occasionally take a week. I'm really bad with taking days off. Um, and I would say I have, I would say I've hopped back on the marriage. Mary go around very fast and willingly and probably do you need to have a thing about some perspective because I don't think I...

You should take it off and go to the Dam Crab Museum. The Dam Crab Museum. This is the thing I'm thinking. Like this week, this is... I've been asked to do three podcasts of friends this week. This is... And it's pretty fun. Three?

Yeah, they all come along at once, don't they? Just like... Oh, my God. Just like girls. Doing Red and Bobby tomorrow. Oh, I love the year. Nice. I did birthday girls on Tuesday.

Oh, we love their birthday, girl. Yeah, they're so good. They were so funny. They were so funny. They were so funny. They're on our podcast now. Those guys, if you want a podcast, those guys are so funny. We've already plugged on this birthday girl's house party.

It's so good. I feel like Ed just told us about some other woman's tits while he's inside us. But yeah, it's just like, even this week where I've got a lot of stuff on, I'm seeing a lot of friends, doing a lot of fun stuff. And even though there's been a two-year break and lots of people have died and it's like an awful time. And I'm still back. doing the career and I'm still I like I've like you said I'm thankful that I've been able to

write it out because I'm a lot of people who didn't want to or didn't or couldn't or whatever and I'm still this week like God am I doing enough like what's going on? Oh I haven't done anything for like a day what's going on you know it's like the whole job went away for two years I'm still doing it you know yeah but it is designed

I think to make us feel insecure in a way absolutely because it's all it's all it's all it's so heavily individualized that the only thing can really trust. So hard not to compare us off to others. Yeah, absolutely. I think I'm doing well,

but then Sineal came over the day and he bought a laminator for fun and I was like, I don't have a laminator. Oh, I have a laminator? Does everyone have a laminator? Yeah. Do you have a laminator? No, they don't.

Because who uses paper anymore? Also, you can't put your hand through it. It's got to be something flat. Well, obviously everyone knows that. So it's like, why? Yeah, but you know those slip folders with the binders that you get from school. Yeah.

Put one, your hand on one of those. Yeah. That's so safe. So fucking amazing. Okay, you guys found common ground. I'm really happy for you. Yeah. No, but I use my farm.

I use my phone. What for? For just like reading stuff and writing stuff. That's real cool. My phone has an app that's connected to my laminator. What? Sorry, what? And my sticker maker.

Why? Okay, no, they might. Why? You put a sticker on the phone that says fun. Every time I make the mistake of being like, oh, yeah, I'm with Catherine. And then she takes her that one step further. I'm like, oh, never mind.

Why do you have like an app that? Sorry, Ed. I was going to tell you that I brought Andrew on tour to do some of my opening. Very cool. Yeah, and he was like, wait a little you see my car, it's so clean. One, he had to get it valeted for it to be that clean.

Two, it wasn't even that clean. He eats in his car. I like eating car. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I got a hand to his car the other day. I don't have to see other comedians cars to appreciate how clean my car is.

I didn't know. Wait, bullshit. No, yeah. Absolutely. I didn't tell you this. I was in Andrew's car the other day and he went sorry about the wet smell. Because we've been to Thorpe Park

and all our clothes were wet from the... It was damp. It was and I was like... You guys went to Thor Park together? No, Helen didn't. No, I went to therapy instead. No, it was days later. No, no, it was the same day.

Yeah, you should. Absolutely. Absolutely. Therapy's a scam. Therapy's a scam. Therapy's a scam. Yeah, it's a little fucking scam just gonna get in your head.

You're right? Yeah, you just like slag off your loved ones and find out who's an arseal and who's trauma. Do I mean? Just do that on your own. Also, also, if you're on nemesis, Inferno, it's like, it's better than therapy,

because in therapy, you don't have the option to kill yourself. I tried to tell her. I chose therapy. I chose therapy. I'm fucking mad for you. It either cures you or halfway three can be like, no, not for me. Just jump off.

I love nemesis. Wow. Just like life. Isn't that a beautiful man? You know what sad is then the week after I got a text from Huge Davies being like me and Andy Field are going to go thought park tomorrow. Do you want to come?

Oh my God, I was so sad. I can't do this either. I had to miss it. I had two things that, so in that day, That day, I had an afternoon meeting and a gig, both got pulled on the day. So I could have gone to Thorpe Park. We could have all gone to Thorpe Park. So I've been to Thorpe Park with Hughes before, though.

I don't want to go to any of those places. Have you never been to Thor Park? I think I maybe was made go as a child. Oh, I had to, um, uh, I had to be made to go as a child. Like in the way that you get dragged to places like that and like Lego Land, even though you don't want to and you'd rather read your book at home. Oh my God, I forget about question. Ed, I know that you think therapy is a scam, but so do our listeners.

and that's where they send us their problems instead. Oh, great. Yeah, do we answer questions on this? Oh, my God, I'm going to tell you. Sorry. So, you remember ages ago, a person wrote in about the transphobic boss they had in their internship. Well, he came to my gig in Edinburgh, no, Glasgow, with his sister. And really appreciated our help and support and actually got out of the job, which was amazing. But also, we took a photo together, and they are ginger and, as you know, I am. So we all like siblings, which is amazing.

amazing and let me just find the picture we look so cute but more importantly um our i guess our advice actually helped a person so maybe we should you know well done that's really cool the problem it's usually my advice that's really good i'm sure it is definitely not we got our ticto comment um you can follow us on ticto by at trusty hogs said at trusty hobs yeah at trusty hugs and ticot um one of our problems recently went viral well not viral like it got a lot of views uh and somebody commented you going i love this podcast such good advice on one and Helen on the other. That's awful. That's so bad.

This sounds like a not, this sounds good. This sounds like you're helping people with actual problems. Like transfer a bit boss and stuff like that. Yeah, no, people actually look properly.

Given the tone of the podcast, it's a remarkable how serious the people will go with their problems. Yeah, agreed. Catherine, let's hear the problem. I like to read old,

I like to read old like agony on questions and questions on Quora. Okay, great. Come on. I'm sorry, Andrew, I'm now aware of the time. I feel like we should be bashing through this. Oh my goodness, Helen, you've taken charge.

Thank you. Catherine's taken too long. I am very old and it's hard to use my phone. Well, I found this one which... Shut up! This question was like, can a 15-year-old white female join the Crips? It was so sick.

It was so sick. That's pretty. Well, it's funny. We've got the exact same problem through. Yay! No. So trust talks at gmail.com if you want to send us your problems.

This is from S. Hi, S. S says, hi, Trustee Hoggs. I'm a 24-year-old girl, gay, living in Sheffield. I dated this girl I really liked for two dates, became assessed, it got intense, reshagged, then she ghosted me. I relate, S, I feel you. I still think about her, me too, S. I've also recently been looking for a new job because I really don't like my current one as it's homeworking and depressing.

So two separate problems, which unfortunately collide in this final paragraph. Uh-oh. I found a job that I really want to go for. it's the perfect match for me, a dream opportunity. But the girl I got with is the recruiter for the role and worked at the company, brackets Sheffield is small. Should I go for the opportunity and warn her or should I not bother and save myself for some embarrassment

or go for the opportunity and not warn her? What should I do? Thanks, S. The last one, for sure. Wow, straight in there, why? Fantastic. End of show. Thank you. I have to plug yourself. You think don't go for the job, which you didn't say? No, no, go for the job and don't want her. So we can't go through your logic?

Because then you're like, because you're like, oh, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, two days, I'm obsessed, got ghosted. The absolute worst look is to be like, oh, like, you've got to look like you're not bothered at all. Oh, I didn't even recognize your name. Bottom level, let's just clear this up. I didn't even recognize you. I think it looks mad or not to say. It's just no big deal. It's such a not a big deal for me.

It's just such not a big deal. I didn't even notice your other recruiter. Yeah, I guess I want the job. Do you know what I mean? You just got to play it, cool. Okay, that's an option. Number one, you have to go for the dog. You want to do it.

Yeah, obviously, that's it's mad to not like, yeah. But I'm with you, because after two dates, you got obsessed. I hear you, I feel you, it's such a good luck. Dido white flag, I will go down with this ship too. What the fuck are you talking about? Love, Ed. What's the title white flag? Oh my god, he was born in 1995, just move on.

She's from that Eminem song. She's from that Eminem song. Which Eminem song? The one with Elton's on. Which Eminemone song, the one without John. It was with Dido and then he was accused of being homophobic, so he redid it without one John instead of Dido. Is everyone homophobic?

So now he's just sexist. Eminem is a little bit problematic, guys. Guys, I've got some bad news about Eminem. He's cancelled. What does he do? Oh. Oh, just get left to. He tended to be from a trailer park,

but he was actually from a house next to a trailer park. Oh, poverty. like Hitler did. What? High up on the list of Hitler's poibles. Say what you like about Hitler, but I've got some juicy stuff on that guy.

It's an open secret in the industry. I think I'm with Ed, okay? You went on two days. You got obsessed. If you then messed him, we're like, hey, actually, now I'm saying this out loud, I think, just say, oh my God, hey, I'm going for this job. You're the

recruiter. How mad is that? and see you at the interview No, don't say that I do. This is what makes the show so hard to edit is you do all your thinking on mic What you What you No, you're both wrong, sorry, you're both wrong

This is crazy Ed's pretending like he doesn't recognize her name You're like, what up, like see you at the interview or whatever Both terrible It's a professional environment What you need to do Is go for the job obviously because you want it But approach it in a way that reassures her

That if she brings you in for an interview You will be professional in that context So this is your first chance of being professional and normal in a message. So you send a short, and I'm talking very short message that says, hello, I have noticed that you're the recruiter and work at this company for a job that would be really perfect for me. I wanted to let you know in advance. I'm applying because I didn't want you to be surprised on the day or think that it had anything else to do with, I had anything to do with anything other than professional ambition.

I hope I'll see you in the process. Best of luck. Hope you're well. No. End. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. I hope you're well after two dates is insane.

You've got to help you die or something. No. That's like, you know, you've got to be like... It's in a relationship. We're not. Thank you. I think we should be listening to this. Thank you.

I've had like a trillion jobs as well. So listen, here's what you do. You just don't say anything. How many did you get fired from him? None. I actually got a commend... I found a commendation from when I worked at the Oval recently.

A little card they sent me home with that said it's a very good worker. Oh, work experience, right? No. You actually worked at the Oval? You actually worked at the Oval in the ticket office, in the shop and in the main office. Also, you keep saying I'm not in a relationship,

but actually I have to tell you afterwards that maybe I am. Again? Sorry, help. Since when? We hung out like a couple of days ago. How is this helpful to ask? Oh, sorry. I'm just saying I have, also, I think profession...

You've got a fucking problem. I know, I know. We'll talk about it next week. Mike is so sick. Can I take this home? No. Okay. So, yeah, I think you're just... The professionalism comes through

and you show up on the day and just be like, just do the professional interview. You don't want him to think that you're currying favor by texting before, or that you're only going, the worst case scenario, obviously, that you're only going there to see them again, and you don't even want the job. But I think it appears that

way when you don't message. I think you just need to say, hello, I just want to let you know, I'll be going for this. I hope that doesn't make you uncomfortable. But if you message, and just because they're a recruiter at the company, doesn't necessarily mean they're going to be there at the interview. No, it doesn't. So if you message, and then you don't run into them, I've got it. I've got it. Sorry, to cut across you. But when you walk in,

just pretend you don't even recognize it. And then they're like, what's wrong with you? You say I actually was like I was actually hit by a bus two weeks ago and it gave me amnesia and brain damage A good fake yeah also a superpower that makes me really good at this job like if you want to like if you want to be like if you want to work in a warehouse if this is a job interview for a warehouse be like I got hit by bus and it gave me amnesia and brain damage also made me forklift certified and they'll be like and you can be like did you not see that on my sheet that's you I'm going to get you fired wow okay no es that's really good just make A short message says, hey, I realize that you're the recruited for this job and you work at this company. So I just want to let you know, I am applying. But it's because I think the job would be really great for me. And I hope that doesn't make you uncomfortable.

You have to pretend that you're dead in front of them and see what they do. See how they react. No. Like what you do in front of your cat or your dog? I'm sorry, I want to help you, but you're in a relationship again. Yeah, what the hell? We're going to have to cover this in another episode. We're out of time.

Okay. Well, thank you so much for listening. Thanks for listening, everyone. Oh, and also, thank you to our patrons. Thank you to our best month ever. Oh my God. Thank you, Patriots. Thank you so much.

Yes. I want to say, like, thank you so much for everyone who is signed up. If anyone is signing up now, you're in for an absolute treat. Oh, yeah, there's a live show on there. You've got a live show on there. You've got 35 extra episodes that if you sign up now, you can get all of them immediately. And believe it or not, we actually keep our secrets for the extras. I love these cameras.

I know. Can I come and do a live show next time you're doing one? Can we plug our podcast, please? Oh, yeah, I need to, huh? What? What do we do? Sorry, what? We were plugging our podcast.

I'm sorry, yeah, you're plugging. I was like, when's the last time me and Helen did a podcast? What are you talking about? We actually did. Ed? Where can people find you? When's this coming out? Next week.

Okay, yeah, come to the Soongha Theater on the 25th of June, working progress. Oh my God, I'll be there. I can't wait to see that. Monkey Barrel last week of the fringe. Yes, yes. 9 p.m.? Sick, what time? I'm at 3.20.

I'm at 9 p.m. So we can see each other's shots. Amazing. Me and my, me and my girlfriend are going to go up to the fringe for the last week. What's your show called? It doesn't have a title yet. Work in progress. Yeah, it's a working progress.

I'm thinking of calling it something awful. Lion King Boy. I'm thinking of calling it something really pretentious like the Garden of Marthly Delights. Love that. Love it. Okay, we'll be tagging Ed and everything.

If you don't follow him. I'd follow my Twitter on my Instagram underscore Ed Knight. Put it in the show description and I'm thinking of starting a podcast as well probably. I thought you had a podcast. Yeah, I'm having a real one soon. So specifically, South Hot Theatre,

they can see your work in progress. So off the day, at 20th of June. Monkey Barrow for the last week of the fringe. They can see your show. short run so an incredibly thoughtful very funny comic and you should go see him yes please go one of the good ones thank you see all of us thank you thank you thank you thank you're welcome bye bye thank you for coming on our podcast thank you for having me it's such a pleasure his hands are clammy my hands are so clammy thank you ed for coming on trusty hand thank you thank you

Andrew for being on tech. And thank you, Catherine, for getting in another relationship, even though we were spending time alone. Listen next week. Bye! Thank you.