Tuesdays with Stories! - #460 Cab Stab

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far! They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart. ALSO! Check out the Patreon! Newest Patreon video is a 30-minute documentary about Mark and Joe at Joe's PS109 show featuring Dan Soder, TJ Miller, and Louis CK. Only $3 to join up at patreon.com/tuesdays (plus you'll get weekly bonuses and ad-free versions of every episode!) Sponsors: - Get Breakshot Pool on iOS or Android: breakshotpool.com - Visit www.betterhelp.com/ Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at https://Lucy.co - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://SheathUnderwear.com

hey mark fake banter for the intro that's all I know how to do great good to be here welcome to Tuesdays with stories hit her in the face with a surfboard and then the duck fell out of his bag surfs up and she didn't even flush knock knock who's there mark Norman and Joe list yeah it's Tuesdays with stories everybody that's terrible this is supposed to be cheesy jacked up I'm cracked up but I'm crazy baby it's crazy we're here it's podcast I mean we're pre-record people gonna be mad by the way because they're gonna be hearing stories from seven

months ago you got that right because we're all backed up I'm going to Montana you're going to hell it's all insane in a handbasket and what the hell's a hand yeah what is that I guess it's a basket you carry in your hand I can't fit in there by the way nice haircut you're looking nice thank you thank you I try to get my haircut right for the pod and they were like hey it's what backed up fuck you yeah everybody's trying to get up it's haircut season I guess so two miles an hour so everybody sees you huh summertime ah he says something something haircut you don't speed through two miles an hour so everybody sees you the

livings easy yeah which I think is a Billy no Porter Porter I think that's Cole Cole Porter I thought it was Billy holiday oh I think she's sung a thing maybe no it was Gershwin no summer time and livings easy that's a pickle now that's George Gershwin I choose him with Cole Porter gay is he Gershwin not gay I don't think all right I believe but then Billy holiday sang the Gershwin and then Gershwin just wrote him and sent him off got it and sublime did it well hey I think they what do you call it covered sampled sampled there you go worthless he's got value you're getting laid yes he's got value folks well stop

emailing me Jesus I know and keep emailing him jacked up because we're at the time of recording where it's the day before the big premiere the big oh the premiere we got quite a group I know everybody's going I'm jealous we got Sam Merrill Ari Shafir Gary Veder Jason Cantor Isabel Hagan Tony V Mike Anakin Sarah Tala much my lady's going her friends are going my parents are going Andy Haynes Rosebud Baker a lot of people by the way I'm getting this this is just pure comedy everyone's like this how long is the movie I got a spot oh that's classic one guy was like can I show up late to the movie late to the

movie even Alan's like I'm gonna skip out on the Q&A like this all right well he's old it's gonna be we're gonna be doing Q&A for 11 people not to mention the movie sucks everyone's gonna be like this this stinks we're leaving we're answering questions to the cast I mean in their defense it's all it's a it's a hefty night I mean you got a two-hour movie I assume 90 minutes 90 minutes I appreciate that I don't know why these movies are going three hours now our attention spans are shorter than my than my dick and now these movies are all three three point five it's insane I was like Sarah wants to see this Elvis

bullshit as though we're gonna learn something new about Elvis well it's a baszler I don't care about baszler it's a bad movie and the movie lure I look up the runtime it's like seven hours this fucking no I'm telling you I'm all shook up it stinks hey well you know they they tried to sell it for 10 years nobody would touch it and then Tom Hanks got on board like alright I will make it well they got Hanksie poo and but the kid looks good the butler because he's my well that's the kid's name Austin Butler you me Kramer the butler yes butler yes remember him Chuck knows who's that the Patriots you know you

Patriots fan I like the Patriots he's had the interception against the Seahawks it was very exciting they didn't play in the next Super Bowl Patriot good movie but Patriot yeah it's not great I will say I watched Apocalypse it's amazing which was that's Mel Gibson that's the big give he did both oh yeah he hates the Jews I like him I do too he's a talented filmmaker but I heard the butler is good but as a Elvis oh I think he meant the butler Lee Daniels no no no different singer no I'll check out the Elvis I'm gonna see the Elvis but yeah it's two hours 39 minutes and I said the same thing I go what are they doing with these

two 39 we cut everybody out the whole every comedian in New York is on the cutting room floor good we had to get down to 90 men's yeah that's the way to do it I mean too many appetizers out there making these four-hour with sagas hey you said it not me now can I ask what's with the tie I mean I got a funeral after this I hope it's Chuck Chuck's careers dead but no no open casket but no no close that fucking close it you can close it over his stomach this fucking son all right that part I made up sorry awesome weight there you're very thin yeah yeah that's amazing hey all right because of Joe no fat

shaming works that shaming works all right all right well cut to me inside of my thighs too because of you what's that man what do you cut her your thighs what oh yeah that's a thing I think of the wrist of the arm you gotta hide it when people want to hide them they cut them in places where like you can't see it well next time go right for the neck no you're thin you look great you look amazing I can't wait you should Chuck shooting this thing tomorrow yeah I can't wait Jason Katz great guy yeah oh he's a hell of an editor just don't get in a room with it when he's making jokes yikes that's a long day really oh yeah

he's a singer in his anger you called me last night I you know I fell asleep set in alarm woke up an hour later finished the phone call yeah yeah that's a great guy he's a talker cute kid but yeah very excited about the movie but the so this doing the tonight show my god my sister's ass just fell out of my mouth well he about that what how are you getting the tonight show these days this is the crazy part it's not stand-up oh you'll never guess what it is so the hosting hold on Mike well you play you might be I just want to guess oh you never gonna guess people want to guess all right you can keep trying all right

well you just want tell us just tell us all right fine drummer no I wish the guy who does the announcing please welcome Jimmy Fallon Steve Higgins Higgins killer he's so funny he's so funny oh no I think he's like a writer from a long time ago that's big shoes oh funny are you taking over I'm just I'm just announcing him then I leave what that's it that he's got COVID or monkeypox or AIDS or something and I'm in I'm out you're gonna stand there and riff the whole time I might but I'm sure I'll say the n-word or something I don't think they let you leave you can't leave can't leave

no you gotta hang out you're on the show Higgins is like he's not exactly Andy Richter but he interacts with Jimmy the whole time to the monologue no through the whole show I should watch the alert Chuck watches the tonight show Jimmy he stands in a podium to the side and they banter a lot and they come up with bits and they do they run bits back and forth what do you watch the show oh I mean honestly this is I'll be completely honest this is from a few years ago so I'm not sure if it changed when they went to the tonight show but that's how it was in the late show this is insane you're the guy I'm the guy but I didn't

know about the banter I'm nervous now I thought I'd go in and introduce him in skedaddle maybe they will for you because they don't want to put that in your right at all it's like a union gig I got a state of the whole show and stand at the podium like a bush takes and yeah your podium oh geez I hope they throw a shoe at me yeah cancel the three obligations you booked on top of this I did I did I got six sets and here's the real clinker my parents are in town they're looming above me I can feel it it's just taking my soul away are they going to the tonight show no no but here's here's the other rub oh no buckle

up fatties I'm nervous so my parents are in town for the sole reason oh I know the reason to meet May's parents that's tonight that's tonight that's it's like a sitcom over there oh my god you're going from the tonight show to meeting the parents that's an episode that's an app and I got spots later so I'm gonna have to go walk the dog and run around the corner do a set at the cellar and come back you gotta be lying about the spots I bought a dog to walk it to do the set you have a dog now I'm joking that's the cat is close enough to a dog yeah I'll walk the cat or I'll water the plants but the cellar is a block away I'll pop in

how you guys do it from a manager that's what you say my manager yeah take a phone call outside how do you feel about the parents are you confident in the terrified the lady's cooking because I said let's go out to dinner we'll have a nice dinner because the dinner is contained of course you know it's a waiter you chum it up with him then the dinner's over you have your dessert and you go home and you get to leave okay that's enough of this this is at home love our dinner with drinks coffee dessert and then you know my dad's not gonna want to go he's gonna sit there all night and go what are we watching we're

doing a Wheel of Fortune we playing Peanuckle what are we doing now you got to kick your parents out of your house exactly in the bush women yes it's gonna be rough yeah that sounds like a real stinker so what times the tonight show go to from so I gotta be there 230 and then I leave at five and the parents are coming at six oh my god I know this is crazy Jesus Christ it's a whirlwind Jerry oh man hi do you like her parents good parents they're very nice but there's just the most regular New England middle-of-road thick accent the dad fishes the mom's like a nurse homemaker okay I got nothing to talk

about my parents are very country and cultured and elitist it's gonna be awkward now let me ask you this what's the maze mother look like because that's what your wife's gonna look like well that's terrifying anything nice the can still looking okay face decent decent bod but the face is a I'd go a bit of a bass and hound maybe now I'm joking this is where the divorce papers get signed well I'm just saying she's a lovely lady fit because it is a little big old fat mother-in-law that's where that's where the train is headed yeah yeah that's true you know my mom she's the plumpy yikes but what's your dad look

like it's a huge talk strapping big brown dawn maybe you'll grow into a big cock maybe it came in his later years because when you saw him he was probably 41 something like that true my kick in soon it'd be nice please I'm waiting what the hell by the way let me let me just throw this out there real quick please I need I need a lifeline well this isn't good ah fuck this is bad but it might be good it might work out if they get the right guy I'll do this isn't my story to tell so I don't have too many details but Jason Cantor has a neighbor that he knows got stabbed by a homeless guy at West 4th 2 a.m. twice in the rib and

then that lungs punctured his lungs spent eight days in the hospital random hobo I'm trying to tell everybody they're making fun of me they give me the shit Joe's a pussy Joe's a bit I got people going they're just hungry don't worry about it he got stabbed he said it felt like he got punched in the back until he couldn't breathe rushed to the hospital one of these amulets didn't get there he would have died his mother was there last rights the whole thing crazy hobo blamed him for trying to steal his cab they weren't even trying to get a cab nor did cabs pick up homeless people stabbed in the lungs lung stab right in

your neighborhood Wow what if I could meet up with this guy get me out of the dinner he might be able to stab your mother-in-law yes yes we can coordinate this hey mother-in-law go try to get a cab around West 4th will you see what happens oh wow feel vindicated I feel bad for this asshole I got stabbed here it happens I'm like I'm telling you they're like you're afraid of homeless people to cry these aren't the old my job and I lost my job and now I need some change to buy a meal for my son right these are deranged crazies that should be in a getting help somewhere yeah yeah they deserve help they just

defunded the sheriff in LA what crime is soaring they're cutting down on cops in New York they're 40% down on police oh geez I know and the crime is up lung stab lung stab holy shit that guy's well lung but that's yeah that's right in your neighborhood I know I know well I'm moving out I'm moving to Jersey where you headed Brooklyn yeah well Brooklyn's better than Manhattan now that's true which is sad and I never thought I'd say it but stabbed in the long a double lung stab there's a couple nights ago I was not I was a while ago as he was in the hospital for eight days so it was a couple weeks ago okay I was in the West

Village at like one in the morning on Saturday but but did you hear about uh like the uh the pride fireworks oh run out was involved in that he was running did he get stampeded by a couple of gays he didn't get stampeded he ran though which is I wouldn't I can't imagine what that site looks like well your thighs look like chucks with all the blood I know I got the I got the Jordans underneath the spandex oh 90s like Jordan would have like is it get fouled and go down and like I gotta get some spandexy things right so my lady was in the pride parade it was right around us and she's a lesbian and she

was walking around and pop pop pop pop pop and everybody ran down in the subway people are tripping on the stairs fall everybody's getting run over she's in the mix everybody jumps on the subway turns out it was fireworks talked to Salicus and he's like oh no that was a shooting but they're saying it was fireworks so there's they cut down on hysteria oh come on that's what he said all right dad all right shooting so no one's picking up on this story Matt Salicus is the only one that knows the story he's got the scoop not one article not one news source has the scoop literally he's the only person two

scoops I guess maybe I love you Sal Sally baby but it sounds like a conspiracy theory well he's a New Yorker born and bred so it's in his bones well there's lots of New Yorkers that are reporters no I mean Jimmy Breslin is he alive dick chap yeah all right well yeah so good luck out there well maybe it was a shooting not one person was shot nobody was apprehended nobody saw a guy sure somebody was shot in New York during pride but sure maybe it wasn't that but wow yeah it's wild that Ronald was telling me he ran for 10 blocks and then right when he like ran out of breath 10 blocks it's about how long you can run

for yeah that's pretty good for him somebody right when he stopped he was like out of breath and scrape crazy panic attack and then a homeless guy goes why are you fucking following me and he's like run back to the shooting this city stinks it stinks out loud red bank I'm coming at you it sucks you can't even because everything these people run on wasn't following this guy your friend or Jason's friend wasn't getting a cab you're getting in trouble shit you didn't even do well that's what's scary they're unwell these people they're unwell they're deranged I don't want to get crucified by the gays but I got to

ask tonight show email because you didn't really specify they just said all you have to do is announce they say you're gonna be Steve Higgins so they didn't really give you like and I said can you send me a clip of whatever I'm supposed to be doing they said you got it and they sent me a link of a YouTube clip I watch it's called the best of Steve Higgins oh it's nothing it's literally Jimmy comes out he goes hey what's shaking folks all right how you doing Steve he goes pretty good here we go and that's the clip like you can do that I can do that yeah let's hear your thing let's practice okay I'll be the

guy I'll be this guy in five four okay three two hey folks we're really doing it here we got your boy Conan oh geez what about the neighbor oh sorry let me retake retake yeah you get a couple takes on there right there's no live audience no live okay I mean there's a live audience there but doesn't go out right now good point right one who the guest is you don't even know who the guest is Russian hockey player you can't pronounce his name the Stanley Cup just happened it might be some some crazy Russian guy oh shit we're out with the Russians I think maybe not Russian but Scandinavian riffing the whole time

yeah I think you're gonna riff what did they say that in the email they say like hey we heard this we know this person didn't say anything about you as a comedian no riff Billy Rifkin all right Joel Rifkin all right I'll figure it out that's that's what you're gonna do that sounded good to me oh okay all right I'll we're live at the tonight show that whoa with Jimmy Kimmel yeah that's cool you got a cool gig that's really fun it's pretty fun in his last minute but we'll see what happens I'll report back next week with a big bomb how old is Huggins is he dying he gets old he's an old guy he's got to be what 55 but he does

bits though like I'm talking like real bits like voices like goes into stuff and he's funny this is gonna be big for you this is gonna be big so great people love I could fucking up though yeah yeah all right I'm worried I'm gonna make an amber herd joke it's gonna be over the line I'll say something like that I just can't imagine NBC hiring you because if they do any kind of background check it's just us talking about fucking children you got that right I mean you don't even have to do like any kind of deep down a slight scratch will be like well that's no good yeah yeah wow well he's got blackface in his past so you know true

maybe things are turning around that's true I got blackface yeah well I got black asshole I'm editing the the old Tuesdays to put up on the patreon all the old Tuesdays are on the patreon coming week by week and I just got to the one where you got fired by AOL live you know one of the best episodes I didn't know we did we were doing the pod back then that was honestly that was the turning point I'd say before that it's like you guys you have guests here and back and forth kind of slow that episode is where you I think Joe eats like what like reindeer oh yeah Norway yeah that was 2013 that was earlier and you get

fired by AOL live yeah it's like it's like this is where Tuesdays became Tuesdays it's really cool that's nine years ago shows them off in nine years holy mullet Seinfeld yeah same amount but more episodes for us yeah and we picked up at the end where's they dipped yeah do you remember what you said in that thing that got you fired yes well there's two things one of them was not the one that was that bad that I laughed so hard at the girl came out is snow white you said hey and she's super pretty and you said hey I'm the eighth dwarf jizzy pretty good well see the problem with these execs out there and

if any of you are listening you tie wearing cum guzzling suits don't tell a comic because they saw me at the comedy cellar at a good set and they go we like your edgy style we like your irreverence be edgy we want you to be edgy this show's got edge it's a Halloween show and I was like oh great which apparently everybody says and they don't mean right and I didn't know that was too green so I was like oh I'll go edgy so jizzy and then an African queen came out and I said watch that cat woman walked off and the queen walked on I said watch that whip around the African and then whoa the lights went the whole thing shut down

the cameras wilted power went out it was bad no yeah they don't know and nobody wants edgy not in any kind of company no no zol so they think edgy is like hey four eyes and they're like this all right you know what I mean exactly well you know it looks like looks like uncle Steve might have a few too many cupcakes oh my god yeah I think that's edgy for them I guess so well edgy for us is like hey how about I fuck your mother right in their mouth yeah deserves it I'll rape your kids ass I just realized this guy can hear us open and catch that lessons but alright oh boy these are stories brought you by better

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on taboo I can't stop watching this bread Ernst I think he's like the funny hilarious and a great hang fucking hilarious good kid so he's like 48 good guy so I'm all over the road because I'm on the drunkest craziest tour of my life called fully loaded and then I come back to New York and my parents are here meeting my you know they're meeting my fiance's parents and it's like you go from debauchery and sin to wholesome and family wow well I feel for you yeah and I'm all my brain is mush I mean this is four days of whiskey tequila weed Adderall and semen how long are both sets of parents in town I think they're her

parents are here for the night just the night they came up for this and then okay and then your parents and my parents are here for the week but I leave tomorrow for a gig so where they're just here without you yeah they like New York and how about this I feel so guilty my parents called me and they go hey we have a place but they they're kicking us out for some reason can we sleep on your floor and I was like and that this is where I get it this is where I get my crazy so I go I can't have my for an air mattress I got a cat it's dusty I'm gay and they're like well we'll sleep on the floor you won't even

notice I'm like well take my bed I'll sleep on the couch male sleep on the floor whatever and they're like no we'll take the floor so I bought them a hotel room and I had to lie to them and go you know what I got a bunch of points I got you a hotel room for free oh that's nice and they took it but they wouldn't have taken it if I had to pay for it so I'd a lie to them that's just like the Seinfeld episode which never made sense to me he uses Elaine's hotel at the Plaza and he's like if they know I paid for it they'll never take it and I'm like why don't you just say it's Elaine's hotel and pay for it

ah I mean if this you could pick apart anything like sure sure but it was one of those things we were like yeah I mean you got to have a TV show so you have to have the plot but you're like you could just lie to your parents yeah like you did no more nuts yes sending over an Asian woman yeah one of the great jokes in the history of the show oh yeah so so now they're at the Jane hotel of the Jane very cute love the Jane kitschy give it a goog Mary Jane and then I'm leaving and I feel guilty that I'm leaving that Sally hit me up our friend Salacuse he goes I can get cheap Broadway tickets oh now he's the value yes so I

got him Broadway show tickets my dad's freaking out because he's half a queer and he's like whoa Broadway yeah what show company company that's big stop Rose just left that I think company company big it's like a big cuz it's a long story my dad told me in ad nauseam which I've never understood no I don't get it sounds like nauseous but he told me the story where Broadway was all British you know it's like Les Mis and Phantom of the Opera and a lot of these American writers are like what the fuck you're neglecting us so they think company was what brought it back to America oh company yeah it's about a

businessman and all this shit but they made it a business woman now you gotta be a kweefy I got you so well that's exciting that's fun yeah I'm up 13 hundo with these people good times they ain't cheap parents they think I've spent about $11 that's good yeah you know I'm trying to be a good son yeah it's nice great film yeah we call Lee yeah it's pretty good scared the shit out of me yeah Culkin and Elijah is that Elijah would wow my memory is not even Elijah would I remember in Back to the Future 2 oh yeah I think that's his first movie he's the kid playing duck hunt that's right good for him north

remember north north that was his little his big big I do kind of remember that I think I ever saw it it sucked yeah he was in a couple he was so damn cute but he grew up to look like a fucking hobbit well served him that's true that's true Marty all right also from Back to the Future all right so tell me about this tour tour cuz I mean it just looks insane I got an email saying we'll give you a hundred bucks to open for bird I didn't get the details everyone's out there I'm at the Atlanta punchline like an asshole oh we could you guys are all flying private you're on slipping slides and take take me through some of this I

mean it was wild this guy knows how to do it I mean he's a mogul he said fuck the industry fuck all you Montreal's and moon towers and JFLs I'm doing my own fest and he booked all the comics he lates Brian Simpson is Nikki Glaser it's Shane Gillis it's big J it's David tell Joey Diaz I mean murderers over here he asked me bad business man I'm so stupid I think he wanted you to drive the bus the worst business man I'm an idiot well it's not a great deal all right but it's fun but you probably had 30,000 followers had a good time I'm at the Atlanta punchline for 11 assholes yeah yeah I had a 10,000 followers but I

took 10 years off my life out there that's fair it's a wild one so this is the beauty of it it doesn't hit any of your markets I know markets you know it's in Greenville Tennessee no Greenville, North Carolina Bristol, Tennessee Lawrenceville, Georgia and Brandon, Mississippi let's go Brandon, Mississippi wow I'm a SSI SSI PPI thank you good River Phoenix and so I fly to Greenville I go to Newark fly to Greenville I'm on the flight with Joey Diaz which is already like whoa we're in this right and it just had a fun moment where I don't know the guy so I'm like hey how you doing nice man he's like oh if this

fucking flight doesn't go I'm gonna fucking shoot up a place ah you know he's already he's already shaking and mad and the lady's doing the whole thing which is going the flight is oversold if anybody would like to switch flights we'll give you a thousand dollars he goes cash make it cash and she's like take it easy sir so that was fun so we fly down there we land in Greenville we jump in a car we go right to the compound it's a giant arena in the middle of Greenville it's just dirt bikes free food catering this barbecue pits go on as a crawfish boil a shrimp boil this frisbee golf it's just like

this fun adult play land immediately as guys doing keg stands and wheelies I'm like wow and this is the second week so I'm the new guy oh you're the new guy established yeah Gillis is already shirtless he's got a tattoo of bird on his back you know Nikki Glaser is blowing a guy David tells blowing smoke rings big J's juggling on a unicycle it was insane but you're bringing in fresh fresh jizz that's true because everybody they're probably getting tired they're like whatever and then you bring in the freshness of the jizz like you did in London ah yes I'm the 8th wharf jizzy so just wild time and the show I mean he's

got the best comedy fan Joey Diaz got a standing o on the walkout Gillis is murdering big J's sitting on a stool in arena 20,000 people effortlessly crushing and then of course Bert goes out and I'm it's like Zeppelin he goes out they go crazy and that shirt comes off and the music kicks in the fireworks places going bananas wow and when does he what does he do how does he get into material he does bits he does bits I can't imagine running from the bullpen taking off my shirt having fireworks and then being like you ever be eating a sandwich and the cross falls off you ever go to the bank I know it's insane

and but he pulls it off and he kills and he's a pro I mean the guy did the road for years and he's got bits and punched out stories and they love him so much wow that they're hanging on his every asshole and you know you're sitting in the back there's couches you got a cocktail in your hand and you're talking to Glaser you're talking to Gillis you're laughing with David tell just a just a hoot and a holler that was night one wow oh really yeah exactly so I was doing a thing where they had an e-bike out there so I go I know I know how to ride a hog so I would go out during the line there's a line around the block to

get into this arena it's 20,000 people and I'm going whoo comedy ain't a little quiff and they're all going it's all pipes all this shit all down the line just everybody's going crazy Tuesday's galore great time so that was night one then after the shows you're like well that show was crazy it doesn't get any better than that then you party all night then you get on the bus and that's when it really gets ugly what now take me through the bus I mean is everyone on the bus because there was a jet also or that's just in between the city that was in between the this three buses as the girl bus because you're not allowed to

fraternize which I get and then yes then there's the party bus which is like the dudes it's like me Bert Joey Shane Big J couple other guys and then there's the crew bus you know the staff the workers the gophers the whatever that's the one I was gonna be on yes so now I'm driving the bus so I'm on the the crazy bus and we're watching movies or pouring drinks and the cool thing about you ever done the bus stuff no bus not a single bus it's a it's a different animal so you get on this bus and they go all right it's one in the morning and this driver comes on this old black guy named Ron and he's like what's shaking everybody I'll

be up here he slams the door I can hear his masterpiece blaring and we're watching movies we're laughing we're doing pods we're wrestling and it's one in the morning and you go okay so it's a five-hour drive to Bristol, Tennessee so you go to bed in a bunk feels like summer camp you close your little gay curtain you jerk off quietly into a sock and you go to bed and the rumble of the bus is very soothing and you sleep like a goddamn champ you're in a coffin open and yeah and then you wake up you it's like summer camp you look down Joey Diaz is he's out shingles is above you and you're like well it's like I'm in a

bunk I don't think he's above you I think he's doing well but all right I appreciate that but birds beneath me and then you get there and you're like it's one eight one in the afternoon and we're in Tennessee we're at the next gig at a speedway and all the shit's already set up because the crew got up at 7 a.m. and started setting up you got a water slide we did we drove it a NASCAR car whoo a lap car you know I saw some video that looked insane it wasn't say the guy did donuts and the whole thing and then there's catering out there so you just you wake up yeah you take a shot I'm at a muzzle you go hit the catering you take

a shit your back now can I ask you maybe I'm projecting is there a little party that's like wouldn't mind a hotel room right now shower a jerk off a call my wife of course the crampiness I love a festival but in the festival you have 1 a.m. to 8 30 a.m. totally alone yes no you as comics we're a little socially anxiety a little little introvert II so I would go back to my bunk and you know you look at your phone you you call somebody you walk around you can find your alone time but okay there are there were a few people who requested hotel rooms and kind of didn't hang out but that's kind of inevitable comics are

weird we're not all animals and a lot of sobriety out there sure Taylor Thomas and Nikki the other guy tell a tell so they I think a tell got a hotel yeah hang up with a tell for an extended period of time and we love him he's alleged but he's not exactly warm he's tough he's not like and how are you no no he's more like how are you David he's like what are we doing a podcast and you're like okay sorry oh you got questions do you yeah so yeah some people got hotels and you know Diaz got a hotel every now and then because he's a bit older yeah so yeah I get it but I tried not to be high maintenance you

try to rally and you just push through and it helps to drink you know you get a you get a little introvert II going need a little handshake II you have a gin and tonic and you go what are we doing I'm back of course so it's a disease but it's fun and we yeah just a great time and we did a motor speedway I'm talking a racetrack man it's like you know they set up chairs the sound was amazing they go nuts for you that's insane they don't they don't let you drive I tried it didn't help that I had a cocktail in my hand right I tried they wouldn't let me but I took the bike out there and I did some wheelies and had a

good time got it looks fun and then the last night was Brandon Mississippi amphitheater rained out oh that sucks I know it's up the whole thing came on end with a rainy night we're just sitting there waiting for the rain but the whole day was sunny and he had this big inflatable slide with the water and we had a dunk tank it was great well sometimes you win sometimes you lose and sometimes it rains here here yes rain on me and it ruined the whole kind of vibe but we did it we got really drunk and did a podcast with all eight of us in a van they're in a bus and it got it got weird I bet it was been a mess it

was a man like Nikki was like I'm sorry I did this to you Shane and Shane's like shut up and then you know it you ever see like six girls out at dinner and you're like that's gonna end horribly right it was like that where you know the booze kicks in and it's the last night so you're kind of get emotional and you're like I should have done that I said this about you once on a pod and I'm sorry and I'm kind of attracted to you sir and all that so it all came out oh geez wow that sucks about the rain out I hate rain out events I know sad to me I know we had to make a video like sorry well we'll come back we'll reimburse

and all that shit and then the rain stopped and it was like 10 at night so everybody had left but there was about 40 diehards just waiting in the parking lot tailgating in the rain so we drove out to the parking lot hung out with them that's fun it was nice but just crazy stuff really I tried to put a lot of it on my Instagram we went to we did a ballpark of minor league called the stripers on the stripers and you know me and Shayner doing batting cages I saw that swing it was bad swing he was pitching outside but I still got one down the pipe yeah well you weren't squishing the bug you gotta squish the

bug is that right yeah that back foot was just flying around like you were playing soccer I was more of a pitcher get the elbow down the feet swinging I don't know what the hell was going on but yeah I'm not Chuck I'm not a swinger look like fun though you had fun that's all it's all about winning doesn't matter or whatever I mean I got the comments on the swing yeah I know about seven people tag me and I was like I can't even shoot you should have chimed in here you should do a video about it because you're a baseball commenter I thought about it well first of all the baseball pioneer baseball league who I work I'm

employed by they're livid because they wrote up this long thing that I was getting signed I announced it on Tuesdays I got signed by a team we put up this whole thing about like in the tradition of Billy Crystal we've signed a committee it's this long release form yeah and we were meeting and he's like all right this is how it's gonna go down and I gotta tell you Burt Christ just put out a video he's signing with the team and playing and they were like what fuck me are you fucking kidding and I was like I know this business is heartbreaking I'm like guess what guys I'm playing baseball and Burt comes

running out I'm like can't you just be the race car driver guy and the shirt guy and this cannonball guy and the slip-and-slide guy man can I get something in my life you know he's making a movie with Louie I don't know if you're about that it's any got herpes so but no it was a very exciting sure he'll play baseball also no it was a one-night thing he was at the tee at the arena I'm gonna kill myself now he signed a thing he's gonna please pitching or some shit well he'll do eight other things also he'll fly a helicopter he'll hang glide he'll go gay so it'll all blend in yeah I think so what can you do maybe

I'll play you know hockey or something there you go I think Dave Kulia did that though cut it out yeah you still got you you know more about baseball you can talk it up but you'll be fine I got so I got stuff you got you got a you got teeth that's not bad I got a wife she seems to like me sometimes yeah I think you know the wedding I got the wedding I'll be fine Bert's coming to the wedding he's parachuting in the bachelor party yeah yeah he's coming to that you want to take that over and well he's from Tampa so he's making a thing out he's like all these connections he's got the mayor involved by the way I'm not

I'm an idiot one of the days of the bachelor party my wedding anniversary oh that's like out of a bad movie oh wow yeah I'm looking at the calendar going on August 6 oh shit so I can't come yeah take you to the batting cages yeah he's a big side by a baseball team by the way my baseball team they were like because the guy I'm like a special needs kid remember I told you I'm gonna get in that bad I was very excited you make a wish well so they told me I'd get in that bad so then I went on this podcast and told a hundred thousand people I'm getting in a bat and people are flying in to Whitefish to watch me play but

then he talked to the team the manager the skipper and he goes I'm not giving this fucking lanky piece of shit in that bad he's like we're trying to win the oh no so they're not giving me that bad but he's like I promised them the bat and so I'm getting released by that team and the other team the opponent is signing me you got draft I've played my dog play with two teams baby and trade let's see that Bert I got two teams two teams I want to challenge Bert creature on the air I'll pitch to him and I'll leave I'll strike him right out and then I'll hit a homer off of him now we're two teams how many of you played

for us straight and gay and next time give me the details on the tour you son of a bitch I didn't know they'd be race cars and batting cages oh yeah he'll do it again now they'll never have me I'm a sober asshole with herpes no one likes me we'll get you back most of that is true but we'll get you back I knew it but anyways I've signed with two teams now see you don't need comedy up two teams list believe it needs me aha there you go teamster nobody needs to talk Tuesday stories brought to you by Lucy hello when you've had a long day and you want unwind like a grown-up grab your favorite Lucy gum or nicotine pouch I love this

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hot and they don't get if I was saying horrific shit making crazy joke in an arena 20,000 people know like bring it on you know Gillis does a retard impression for 16 minutes and that's just before his act and it was great it's like the classic show biz thing I remember the moment where I was like no more opening I don't open anymore yeah the big that my peers aren't open and I'm not opening I'm putting the opening behind me I'm not an opener it's you and tell and big J and Shane I'm like what the fuck is this yeah it ain't opening it's it's it's basically a showcase before Bert the showcase haha I thought

it was opening but I get it I get it but you think you make the decision but maybe it's the right Louis like you're right you don't want to be part of that because he doesn't understand social media and sure you don't want to be part of that you're doing your own thing I'm like at the Atlanta punchline for 110 people yeah exactly when he's there and they promote the dick out of it I go up and followers and it's just a great experience and you make all these new fans this is 20,000 people half of them don't know who the fuck I am so they're going who's this guy that's what I'm saying I'm over there at the the house and

garden in or whatever in in Buckhead yeah I'm sticking my toe up my ass yeah yeah fun shows though a bunch of them were sold out ton of Tuesdays are everywhere by the way on the subway today a kid came running up and he had it on YouTube he's like look at I'm watching right now hell yeah oh my god and then a business guy I was walking over here Grand Central and this like a business bro was like Tuesdays he's like in a suit the full nine the whole thing we need people with jobs yeah so he comes over he's like Tuesday and it was very exciting and so that the gays are everywhere and Atlanta was packed it was

so fun and yeah how is that room it's great it's in it first of all it's like my dream come true it's in a 24-hour diner obsessed with 24-hour diner of a diner it's in the backside of it and it's good it's small it's like 200 seats and I just did four shirts we're gonna do Friday Saturday because you land and you're like I'm leaving the day after tomorrow right that's true but you're in and out you're in and out which was nice good burger Mark Brady featured and then Brian King emcee who should be a feature he's killer I've heard of this Brady cat I've heard he's pretty great he does Raleigh with me and then he

brings a camera setup like better than thanks thank god he's oh you've been calling him a fat asshole for three days that that's we broke him by the way could you edit for me or will it take us six months I'll do it send me the video even give me notes yeah yeah no no I get the simple stuff is really easy it's hockey sets is like I gotta be honest if we set the we set the precedent to you you did it I know I know what is this way you sent us trash we would have put it out yeah yeah yeah yeah no send it to me I'll take care of it no and then you still you're still editing my high school graduation too right you should

have that soon I remember that was gonna be a hot case that I think you're working on my bris as well that was still in the can my Christ but yeah Mark Brady's great he came and this guy Brian King was very impressive it was a really really fun show but one night there was a Tuesday he got himself into some trouble oh do tell and I want to be respectful because this is a nice guy big fan but drunkard he came to the show came to the first show him and his lady and first show is great packed kicked ass took a photo and then they said we're staying for the second show yeah and they sat in the front row you

know when someone comes to two shows in a row you're like my whole act is the same nightmare and you appreciate them but you're also like God sit in the back for the love I know it's the same set you queef and so much of comedy is it's trickery you want to do it I just came up with this thing right especially I'm like I'm trying to like do this top gun bit that I think it's hilarious but no one's seen the movie so I have to act like I'll just get right through it whatever the half of people have like top gun but when they see you do it twice in a night you're like well I'm just an asshole who obviously is cramming this

top gun bit every up everyone's asshole no pretty good bit I think okay but anyways I'll post it if Chuck ever edits this video that I haven't sent him yet oh you're gonna pose you're not gonna keep that the set well it's very topical top-gunnicle it's not yeah I don't know plus this I got so many bits like remember this movie 45 years I don't know you post everything now I don't know how to do the run a fucking business cut anyways they're in the front row and he's a little banged up yeah quite banged up and at one point you know he starts like he's like he's wobbly and he's he's a fan he's a nice guy so I'm

chatting with him and I'm empathetic to the the issue yeah and then all of a sudden I'm doing my set in this late in the front row goes oh god oh god I'm like what's the matter and she's like does this and I look over and he's all he's got the heavies now the heavy Jeeves the hiccupy pukes and I'm sorry brother yeah I think yeah I think you gotta get out of here yeah and no no security no staff not a security situation so I think he was kind of on his own and I said I you know I love you but yeah I think you gotta it's it's enough already and he was kind of like trying to get out of there and he kind of

stumbled through a table no and then a few people were like yeah and then his girlfriend did not take kindly to that and she was like fuck you got fuck you guy and that it got really weird yeah and I felt bad because I was like hey I've been there I've been way worse than you my friend and then it helped me segue into some sobriety material which is kind of funny there you go so I got him back but it was ugly so I just want to say thanks to the gays but be careful out there and don't get too banged up you're not gonna remember the goddamn show I know I know they want to support they get excited it's a big night they're

fans but yeah they put them back and then you miss the show and then just come to one show if we do a live podcast or something come to both if you want but do the one show I mean I would not purl Jim I can't just be going let's cover some Neil Young songs exactly exactly it's not fish where it's a different set list every night right it gets in our head I know it's not it's not just boring for you but it gets you see that guy and you go I'm a fraud it's the same shit yeah so God bless you thanks for coming out and I hope you're all better but Andy Sanford showed up I haven't seen him in five years and Gilbert

Laund who just kind of came in and said hello and then disappeared he was like Batman he's a good guy great guy so Atlanta was fun thanks to everyone that came out I wrote something else down that I thought would be fun Sanford and son this is how much of a mench bird is so we get to hold on we go from Brandon Mississippi we drive in the bus to Dallas to fly out to New York because that's the only airport in that area that has a bunch of flight options of course the flights delayed because flights are all fucked out of jizz this country's and shambles so me Shane and Big J air on the same flight and we go well we had

a flight at 8 30 now it's at 2 30 so what are we gonna do all day and Bert goes I'll get you a hotel room so we got us all hotel rooms just to sleep until 2 30 wow and then we all flew out we got Shane Gillis in the lounge we had some lounge food which was all Indian by the way strange choice interesting we're gonna fart up this plane it's like 9 11 yeah good point so we fart up the plane and made it back home that's nice what a nice guy nice we have a great comedy scene I love all the comics the camaraderie everyone taking care of each other and last thing about Atlanta big shout out to Danny I don't know who

Danny is any boy he's I guess he's a big fan he wrote a long card he gave me a humidor with like with $250 the cigars in it what coheba big coheba little coheba some my father's and it's a beautiful humidor it's got like a glass window in a beautiful wooden window the glad and and like top shelf cigars and he's like sorry I couldn't be here I'll see it's gangfest Vegas hell yeah so Danny my Christ God bless you thank you I mean this is like a $400 gift oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes so cold wow you got a cigar window over here it was beautiful and a couple people brought chipotle gift cards I got

I got another guy brought me a little cigar with a with a Starbucks card he was an older gentleman Tuesday it's so nice and we have them I really think we have the best fans oh yeah says that she's like when I do shows with you the crowds are so much better hell yeah we just we've cultivated a great audience the gays are great they're nice even this guy who got tuned up at the show he was he meant well he was a sweetheart yes he just has a you know a couple too many pops but and even these gays are so sweet that they'll my lady will post a thing and they'll write nice things to her yeah it's pretty nice and party is

like uh-oh what are they writing to her about it so shit but it's all nice I know you're always afraid let me let me see I got some other notes here oh yeah jeez oh this was bad oh not ready to turn oh lady that's oh yeah okay I got a couple things you're gonna get this techno fart by the way oh I always want to hear a techno I farted and it sounded like a like a hip uh hip hop what's trip trip hop trip trip trip pop what the hell is trip pop I don't remember but it sounds like something I think it sounds like this whoa that did sound like electronic this is a real fart whoa I want to loop them all together and make

it a fucking song right Chuck could help me that it sounds like on Star Trek when the doors close wow that's like a robot fart yeah the auto poo so that was something and then let me let me tell you about this I how do you feel about this I mean I know how you feel but share your feelings for a comedic effect laying on me fan I go to star I'm in Buckhead and it's a which rhymes with fuckhead ah comedy gold so I write it was my open every night that's the other thing I had to do the guy comes to a second show and I'm like hey fuckhead I'm like

pretending I just came up with it yeah it's off the dome it's so bad like especially the riffing stuff because I was saying I'm like hey they call Buckhead is the Beverly Hills of the East and I go and I think that's true because the other day I was in Beverly Hills and they have a 24-hour diner with a comedy club in the back and it kills but yeah to see it a second time of course what is he wrote that I know it's a good old magic show you go there's the mirror there's the strings that rabbits fake yes it's bad but at least with magic with magic you don't think they're making it up as they go along true because even if

you see a magic trick the second time you still don't know the trick true comedy you do know the trick yeah yeah second time you're like oh he's pretending he's gonna do this thing but any jizz so I go to the Starbucks and it's a walk it's like it's Georgia in the summer so it's 175 degrees with a heat index of 500 you know nipples whatever the fuck it feels like a though exactly so I walk all the way up to the bucks and it's like 9 30 a.m. so it's busy Saturday morning line out the door lady in front of me does this thing it's like Elaine at the soup Nazi she walks up and she's like oh boy she's clanging around she's like

all right I want what's like a and I'll make up the beverage I don't know the beverage I want a caramel macchiato but hot what's the equivalent of like a hot caramel scoop a boo hmm and she's like I want a hot drum in the mood for a hot drink by the way it's 900 degrees yeah and the girl at Starbucks is 11 right she's like like she's a kind of girl like if you don't say hot coffee or green tea she's like I don't understand what this is she has no life experience she's nine okay so the lady's like I want a hot beverage line out the door oh boy hot that tastes like this cold drink what's like what would be like the equivalent of

that and the girl's like I don't know and she's like well what would what would it be oh boy you got a coffee Karen here you can't you can't clearly see this girl has no idea yes these questions let me figure it out and if you come at 3 30 p.m. yes it's just you let me have a conversation have a nice time it's 9 a.m. I know it's rush hour and you're talking to a twink who doesn't have a period we're addicted to drugs we need the caffeine yes so then the girl goes hold on one second so she walks over to the guy who's at the little ovens he's got you know and he's in the weeds he's got the white like that like the sushi

headband on like Hogan brother he's poor sweat and he's like the prayers and the vitamins he's like what what is this what and she's like I need a coffee drink she's pointing at the lady and the ladies like it's me brutal and he's like I don't know what the fuck I don't know yeah it's weird when you're trying to dismiss somebody but the person can see you uh-huh like if you're in the back room you're like who gives a fuck tell her to fuck off but the lady's right there look right right he's like I don't know so she's like she poses the question to him jeez what's a hot beverage and I keep looking back and

the line is like growing oh man it's like you two tickets are on sale right and and then she got yada yada yada this goes on for about three minutes she goes just give me two hot coffees which I'm like after all that yeah and then she goes but only fill him halfway up and give me the cream on the side jeez cream in there and then she says well you got oatmeal here let me get a note she's tapping the glass yeah let me get an oatmeal but steam milk no water jeez and then she lays like steam milk I don't even know if we have that yeah can we get oatmeal with steam milk and the guy's like steam what it was a

sale of a colony of errors I doubt she's doing that at home I'm gonna make some oatmeal let me steam some milk exactly exactly so then the girl starts making the coffee she's like no no no no don't put the cream in don't I'm not kidding nine minutes wow nine full minutes one lady at the line consuming the window the line goes up and you know it went all the way to Lawrenceville or wherever you were yeah yeah well rained out but you know you got to move her to the side or send her packing because that's crazy and I'm actually shocked it took nine minutes that sounds like a half hour or deal it

should be jail time you should go to jail for 15 days please come in with your order yes they'll still steam your milk in jail I'll tell you that but now fuck this lady and how do you get like that how do you make it to whatever 40 she is and never have anybody go hey cuz hit the bricks this ain't this ain't the Ritz the thing it is and I'm almost jealous of it but also hate it she has no like there was no point which she turned she's like I'm sorry yeah that's what I'm saying she has no concern awareness almost like like Alan is like you need more of that like she doesn't care when they want this I want what I

want I got to get what I want exactly that's her case yeah but to me if it takes more than 30 seconds I'm like I will shoot myself if he asked me to I'm so sorry my dream though is to see her behind another her and then see how she would react because that's when it really the rubber meets the anal cuz remember that time I told you I was at the gym they used to be this old Hispanic guy would play music salsa music every day at the gym and everybody hated them but he was old and Hispanic and so nobody did said anything one day a young whippersnapper black kid comes in and he's playing the hip-hop and they're

both blaring it and it's just it's touching you know it's bumping each other and grinding no grinding okay just bumping and I got to sit there and watch cuz they're both going what are you doing and the other guys like what are you doing and there he's like don't play my music but I'm playing my music but I want to play mine but and I'll get to watch it it was fascinating right it's kind of like the mountain when we were on Camelback mountain years ago and I said you can't you can't play music he said you don't own the mountain I said right you don't own the mountain on the mountain neither of us own the mountain

that's why I'm not playing music camel toe right exactly so it's fun to watch assholes meet assholes and collide yes that's my favorite point category yeah it's like scissors yes it's like it's approach what's another thing it's like a two batteries that don't you know they won't touch this is battery acid you slime goonies no no monster squad no close getting closer hold on little bonds and hailer I got it spidery thing I got it kid yeah yeah John Ritter's in there I could see him doing it made for TV oh shit that's not Ghostbusters not never ending story even King it yeah we go we got it what's the

time because I don't think the clock worked or did it work and we're over an hour here oh you said it I said it all right I think maybe we left the batteries in and they died because I tested the other day geez that was quick I know he was less than one turn says energize max I'd hate to see energize men 58 minutes in oh wow well it says we're 64 minutes in the clock it looks beautiful the battery I blame the batteries love wood we need a plug-in wood Jerry wood I respect wood all right where are you gonna be there fat man oh maybe let me look here cuz I brought my book along the movie I don't even know

what month it is by the time this comes yeah what is this coming out in the 20 2014 what's crazy is the movie such a short run that the movies coming gone isn't that weird oh they're hearing this it's like over he's playing in other theaters though we're still right just July 1st of the 7th and then July 6th is all over the country but we'll get it it's gonna be streaming in August so get gonna platform my father's gay well it's gonna be on old lck.com I hope you got a piece I get a piece but I only got a piece after he gets his money back of course I might not get much of a piece anyways August 5th well first of

all July 29th in Toronto that might be close to sold out Paradise Theater Des Moines Iowa August 5th and the 6th look at this I'm wearing an Iowa shirt and Iowa State hat so put that in your pipe and blow me people don't care for that I think Nashville Zainis August 12th and the 13th never worked Zainis ever other than I hope for Louie at Bridgestone Arena and I did that corporate gig at Bridgestone Arena you're gonna love it I've done two sets ever two sets ever in Nashville they were both at Bridgestone Arena isn't that crazy wow kooky but you're gonna love this club great club great staff great great Lucy

Zainis and then Cincinnati Funny Bone a big room yeah that'll be fun or Liberty Funny Bone whatever the fuck it's called huge that that'll be that and then Royal Oak Michigan I'm coming back September 29 30 and October 1st love that room yeah and check out the special this year's material and our Patreon Chuck is really doing it we got a bunch of videos that we shot nine years ago on there and with the new episodes are on there Chuck's editing out the you know what yeah yes the old episodes he means he means the original Tuesday's episode so there's some pearls on there a lot of classics I'll tell you this so

we're gonna release hockey sets PS 109 with you guys both of you TJ Miller Louie Soder everyone's on that hell yeah that's the finale of season one of hockey set 2021 stuff 10 episodes and so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put it out a couple days later put out like a four-hour season one hockey set the patreon is insane Chuck is loving it he's going he's having the time of his life over there that's lunch so you get on the Patriot now is the time yeah if you're not on it you're missing out so much content live apps hot case sets queefs Q&A knows you name it wild so I'll be all over the road Seattle

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