Tuesdays with Stories! - #489 Joe-nasium

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin  Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with  Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more.  Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to  the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of  sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's  Tuesdays!!   #podcast #comedy #marknormand #joelist #standup #comic #nycomedy #comedy #story #chrisdistefano #colinquinn #jerryseinfeld #louisck #mikecannon    Our Stuff:   - patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors:   - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c  - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays  - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Tuesdays. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1- 800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800- BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Super Boost: Valid 1 Odds Boost Token per customer after opt-in each day for eligible Super Bowl LVII prop markets only. Token must be used BEFORE placing eligible bet between 6-9PM ET daily. Odds boosts and prop markets will vary. Max bet limits apply. Tokens are non-cashable, non-refundable, and cannot be withdrawn. Boost Token expire daily at 9PM ET. There are no restrictions on the funds a customer will receive if their bet wins. If their bet loses, they will not receive any reward. Offer period valid 2/6/23 - 2/11/23. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.

hey mark fake banter for the intro that's all I know how to do great good to be here welcome to Tuesdays with stories hit her in the face with a surfboard and then the duck fell out of his bag surfs up and she didn't even flush knock knock who's there mark Norman and Joe list yeah it's Tuesdays with stories everybody that's terrible this is supposed to be cheesy folks here we are Tuesdays good to have you we're back we're back best pod on earth you got that right even though the algo hates us those queefs out there oh is that a swear okay we're trying to make excuses

and figure out what's going on with our numbers but they we think the algo the algo got us so no swearing on this episode clean those numbers are down syndrome baby clean no marks this is gonna be that's from raging bull but we have one mark oh yeah I thought I was out Frank Frank Vincent says he's got he's clean no marks underratedly hilarious film I keep talking about it everywhere one of the funniest movies of all time very funny hits his wife good times very funny I don't think we could say that oh well I mean we didn't hit any wives no we are against wife hitting even though we said it's hilarious to

depict it yes just girlfriend hitting very funny to depict it but don't do it folks aha algo you know it's funny as we had a little mishap with our marriage license oh thank god so I guess I'm not married hey all right I'm back let's fuck I have to go on the 4chan or whatever I think Jackie Chan I think I think we're more than a minute in right yeah that was a minute just add some dead air at the beginning what happened with the like me and Ben that was at least a minute I don't know it's somebody signed in the wrong place it was a lot of booze out there all on shrooms so the wedding planner was like hey before you guys

get to blackout you got to put your handcock on this thing so I put my hand on a cock and then we fucked it up and we turned it in they go you signed on the date and then you put the date in a swastika so the whole thing's ruined so we had to get it read done and go back to the courthouse it was a nightmare this is like Ben Bailey Boulevard you know the bit oh the bit Ben Bailey Boulevard I talk about a lot go on to Apple Music Amazon Pandora Walmart whatever it is and find Ben Bailey's album track one Ben Bailey Boulevard it's the greatest it's a great bit if he fills something out wrong he fills up the application for

a job he's like you always do it wrong and it's embarrassing and you got to just you know stick with it you don't want to admit that you got it wrong job and then the interviewers like your name is Ben Bailey yes and you live on Ben Bailey Boulevard yes the name I'm not doing it justice goes I hate when you bomb with someone else's material I've never gotten a laugh on anyone else's joke of my entire life and this is like killer you know arena acts and I'm like you heard that one people go that stinks I'm like well tell the 10,000 people howling I promise it's a good bit go listen cut cut right now to Ben Bailey Boulevard cut

and pretty great funny guy how's he doing I haven't seen him in a coon's age I think he's just living and bleep that I think he's just living man he's probably living on a mountain top I mean he did cash cab that was huge oh yeah that's got to be a payday for the rest of your days big time and it's weird because all these people are like that's the cash cab guy right he's also like a brilliant stand-up comedian for years yeah what now here's a question would you let's say cash cab got rebooted Ben Bailey falls into a well okay they hit your fat ass up and they go hey dickless you want to host this puppy would you take it I don't

know if I would because oh boy it's a hit we can't take real jobs no gonna go meet the new host of cash Bailey or whatever sure cash cab it should be cash uber let's be honest I guess times have changed cash uber and they're gonna go meet the new host and then they do a little oh here he is saying you know to fuck children right that was a good up but yes a good hundred up and I don't want that heat but it seems fun I mean I don't know I'm sure it's I'd have to talk to Ben and see but I don't say you're more worried about the the whatever that the polyshore noise than the actual gig because I'd be worried about that the

hours the gig you got to cancel a bunch of road dates your stand-up suffers you're talking to some douche in the backseat about his aunt but I bet I bet I bet also you can shoot I mean I don't know I've been if Ben were here we could ask him but I think that you probably shoot for like three week I bet you do a season in three weeks just take a month off and go and scoot around good point but also I'm sure when he got that gig he was on the road making whatever money I don't know there was a huge draw sure so it was big for him and turned his life around financially true but you know we're selling some some tickets here and we got a podcast so yeah

um yeah I think I probably would not do it that's it but then not a cool spot in your career where you're like if you would have gotten cash cab five years ago you would have blown my dad and be like hey let's do this Rick absolutely I'd throw that in the patreon yeah oh speaking of which I got a picture of Sandy I think we should put on the patreon okay yeah I mean just the patreon the patreon I don't want to hurt this lady yeah I'm just saying we won't put it out into the public ether yes it is an ether I've been saying ether for my I thought it was a drug but it's an a

thing well this ether Sutherland oh he's good it's very attractive yeah yeah there's either or I don't know what ether is and is that galaxy same thing I think it's just out there just like a squirt the wind it's like equinox because what's equinox besides the gym that I suck dixon equinox is something for you it's a kneeling place but I think it's like a like something with latitude or equator yeah equanimity that means like that's an outcast album you're doing well right like a mentally I think really even keeled equanimity equanimity yeah I think so as equality equality yeah equilibrium equilibrium

equinox Chuck you want to get in equinox well I got ether oh ether does a couple ether it says in literary works it's the clear sky or the upper regions of air beyond the clouds so it's in the clouds like a dandelion spore just goes off what's like a what do you call it synonym space haha atmosphere atmosphere atmospheric yes you can get a word that you add something too it's fun that's a good time atmospheric or professorial oh that's a lot of syllables that's exciting yes you got some other thing here I got equinox okay okay what's equinox the time or date twice a year at which the Sun crosses the celestial

equator oh yeah like a lot of equinox yes right it's so I said a gym name well that's the thing it's so funny there's some quiff out there and advertising or marketing was like mmm we need a good name for this blowjob gym hmm equator no equally do it car names morano or intrepid or you know civic well so here's the question because I think we've done bars before and I think we've even done cars cars and bars hmm what what's your gym name you're open and yes yes how about come one come all that's a good tag for the name you can just call your gym come one come on I wouldn't sit on the tag CUM ah that's what I'm going at

it's where gays go to frolic CUM but CUM come one come all now all the gays too long it's too long it's too long a little lengthy all right CUM was a web series Conn Connors ultimate movies nobody watched it go who people should can people just retroactively watch stuff we put on YouTube for God's sakes cuz I got stuff on YouTube it's a laugh riot but it went up 1,100 years ago it's got six views yeah right right go retool it read I'll retool you okay I got one okay I can't wait equipped equipped now we got close to equinox yeah we got all the you're right we got all the equipment and you're equipped when you

get out of there you're ripped all right so what are some gyms golds Jim there's planet fitness fitness yeah yeah you can do ether fitness ether is okay but I remember ether rag was a big thing remember that thing you ether rag you know like a guy goes up behind a lady in the park with an ether rag and she's like goes down I thought that was something else but Jim Carrey a spent or eat the rag to couple people to get the Super Bowl ring I didn't know it was ether they have see championship ring sorry miss the field goal don't forget marino places out think Lenny Norn I thought that was called a chloroform

oh yeah cuz rather than comedian he says I knew the date wasn't gonna go far cuz I was out a lot of chloroform and regs and then Jerry's like that's the perfect hack joke yes yes what about in in not it's always sunny what's the one fear loathing ah he's always much different ether he's hitting okay so there is something with a drug with ether there Chuck Chuck but we need a gym name from you yeah try to think Joe's Jim steel steel is big steel I like to steal steel yeah yeah steel magnolia I don't know what the Magnolia little fruity what about jungle Jim hey okay and you make it you know there's

leaves and the sounds that's fun the tree in there yeah maybe a monkey to look at all right you give a free bananas oh nice jungle Jim I like that jungle Jim and you could you could be Jim now you'll just go as Jim and I'll be jungle Jim wing in Tarz man Tarzan for Tarzan and feathered yeah alright hold on I need a gym name here how about nasium we take out the gym it sounds a little it's a little nasally sounds like a spray nasium yeah you sound nasal nasally a little bit all right well let me get back to this oh Joe nasium oh gymnasium that's not bad but I think gymnasium and the gym are different

gyms like a gymnasium like hoops you're right hmm okay well we'll think of something yeah put it in the comments that's good for the hour comment put a good but a couple good gym names in the comments and right we go but the way that we think about the algorithm is though I don't know if we want to be getting people's algorithm then people are just gonna watch us randomly hmm they'll hate us you get a couple though you 10 people hate you but one likes you that's one guy that's not bad that's my shows what do you got ether oh please also I thought we're did either how about bench warmers that's not bad yeah

right so in fear and loathing Duke says there's nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and they're referring to a volatile chemical liquid that has historically been used as an anesthetic and industrial solvent okay okay so you can clean some some jizz with ether yeah oh what about a she's spotting body I think these are good stickers to sell out you're the marketing guy all right marketing sticker them up but okay let me come back to me but I got stickers all day long coming out of the Yang I'm going Joe nasium okay that's

not bad I like Joe nasium great I don't mind it because it's not gonna get everybody what about a nice rack it's another sticker you're all stickers I'm a sticker magnet but I'm just saying you got hot gals in there and you rack the weights hmm all right it's another sticker rack hmm rack is funny yes the waiting room but wait oh okay yeah not bad to scale it's good that's like for Chuck that's that's very good sure throw it out I'd be upset yeah yeah wait power what are the other gym name or something power and glory lift that's already a car company yeah yeah what about lift me up or get lifted or lift

lifters take a lift and hard bodies that's another place yeah yeah but that I think of boners bodies body body count body body bag body positive body body bag credit kid we'll figure out all right I got a couple stories here really you know what I mean put them right in my pooper baby now this one now I got a couple beefs and queefs and questions I love it all well so anyway so Monday was the big night big night night heard from you at 5 p.m. I was all excited to see you if you're very difficult I gotta say I had a snack food days leading up I'm like you're going to the big Quinn show I'll be there and I never know

afterwards if you knew the whole time or what's going on but God bless May Planner Norman for dealing with you because Monday day I'm like here we go I'll see you tonight you're like wait it was Sunday day all right well I had a snap who I landed and I got the see you tonight and I was like oh mmm we have a show tonight in Jersey oh boy I guess I could have texted you and God shit I'm I fucked up I got a show but I didn't actually well I don't care about the text I get there it's it's it's it's comical because I get there and I'm looking around I mean everybody who's anybody was there I heard Jerry was there

it was well we're gonna get to that you talk snafu this is a bad one I mean I got a story this is gonna be one of those epic talked about for years story I can't take it this is big I gotta stop taking these gigs well your your place with Jerry is safe as far as I'm concerned yeah you're not being replaced by me anytime soon did you fuck up wow this feels like a me story big fuck up yeah I pulled the real Norman I mean I was there I said I'd be there and I was there so that's more of a me thing that's true that's true but anyway so I'm all excited to see you and what can you do well wait but there was other cats

there yet Sam you had the other guy all the cats there's no replacing you my friend well I'm just saying you got a lot of good good eggs over there great eggs great cats so I'm all Louis cats wasn't good Jason cats directed my new special March 6th probably sold out already so I had a friend to ask if he can help but we'll talk about later a lot of helpers out here people want to help they gotta you're a shooting star they want to hitch well tell them to talk to cats all right life's a hitch then you marry one that one I'm not very much then you marry one yeah well I'm not married well

it's the big night CQ Colin Quinn everybody's hero he's like the most people's idol the grandfather of New York comedy I'd say so he he's got a new show called small talk at the Loretta Lynn or tell yes Lucy or tell theater little black box black cocks in my ass BBC Chicago black cocks he's got the show Monday night's opening night and I God bless him because he wants all the comedians there which is rare he's no one loves comedians more than Colin Quinn you got that right he is a lover of comics and so by the way you're required to wear a mask at this we were texting about now does that really held to the

floor what's the term there really held down he's a theater queefs for you know cleaning it up with the word queefs here yes yes they they're no joke they're walking up and down masks masks please get out of your mask and it's so weird because I'm like I've been on Broadway yeah and no man I've won a mass since Halloween 1988 exactly you went as a blackface so that was 98 got that photo Jordan like my tongue out all night so we got to wear masks which I don't know what had to do with the story that's just annoying yeah it was annoying but oh that was the thing is Colin he's performing for all comics in masks that's

double whammy brutal now you got no laughers and if they do laugh it's muffled yes a muffled no laugh yes an M and L yeah that checks out so we go there I'm with Sarah I got my date we go down to the village and it's very exciting I take a lift down there I had an earlier incident which I'll tell that story I got a couple bangers I'm an early incident I'm never getting on the subway again I'll just tease that so we take the lift down there we get out it's one of those ones you get out there's Mateo there's Nick Griffin there's my canon there's Chris D there's everybody everybody's down there love it did you

see Alex Brazil of course I saw show bridge you big twos gay yes used to be everyone's always a Tuesday then they get successful and they ditch us he gave me a ticket free ticket okay so he's a fan of the gaze all right well I love Briggs and we talked tennis Briggs on my back who else is there a lot a lot of comics a real who's of San Maril is there and the other guy yeah yeah yeah that's enough I mean it's already a who's who of queef jizz Ian finances there Jim too so we go there and then they go here's your tickets Todd Barry go here's your tickets and now could you go upstairs because there's a what do

they call that the point and it's like this you take a photo press shoot or a photo booth it's stepping release or something like that red carpet backdrop yeah but they call it a click and meet click and move green no it's called a step and repeat I don't know that that's what it's called look it up I mean I believe you but I've never heard I think that's the term with the photo like the red carpet and repeat okay there you go 12 step step and repeat that's the term so they do in the red carpet yes exactly so they go go up to the step and repeat by the way somebody I did it wrong and then

somebody won't say who a comic was like this your first time doing a red carpet and you're like this a this isn't a red carpet yeah be yes yeah and see I did have a movie premiere at the beacon theater that's sold out so I'm like all fuck all of that comment I already know who said that because he's a cunt yeah so you definitely do yeah first guess but anyways that's neither here nor there so then they go hey go upstairs and do the step and repeat because we gotta get a little press going okay you're part of press I'm a part of press but no one's impressed because I go over there I go hi I'm here for the step and repeat and the

guy is like are you media I was like no I'm a comedian he goes well who are you with again and I was like well I'm with Colin he's like you're on the list and I'm like that lady told me to go step and repeat and he goes what lady and I'm like I don't know the lady right there with the pink handed me my tickets and told me to come over here and it's embarrassing because everyone's with me I'm like the former of all the comics and everyone's just like doing this and stuff oh boy and he's like all right let me see and I'm like this lady just told me I don't I don't even care I hate that I don't even want to go up there right

right it's not my idea she told me yes so finally comes back and they lift the little what do you call this thing the curtain the rope the rope the velvet the velvet rope I didn't get to feel the material but nice rope okay it might be fake velvet some kind of rope all right so we go up my rope we go upstairs and there's like real photographer paparazzi assholes paparazzi they do it taking the photo very exciting so then we all kind of shift over we got the circle you know comedians love a circle oh yeah hey and it's it's me Sarah boss Bonnie Mike Cannon Krista Stefano looks great he's all grown up I just want his cock in my

mouth like a day that's it we can arrange that just like nine to five he doesn't have to be hard he could be urinating wow filing paperwork I just wanted in my mouth for one full day I could see that he's beefy he's like a man he stands up tall his barrel chest that he looks like an old Nazi he's really fantastic just he moves from one room to the other and I just scoot around yes yes you can tell he's good in bed yeah yeah yeah really I'd get on all fours really something past guest patreon well I'm back getting hot in here anyways hunkorama so he's to my right and then I see the photo going up

and it's Jim Gaffigan's over there oh wow it's picking up a little bit now it's going to be an event Jim Gaffigan's here whoa Nellie then I tell us a couple stories you know me I like to tell a couple stories and then I look over and whoa daddy it's Jerry Jerry Seinfeld in the flesh there he is the nice watch the boots the thing you know he's just all dressed and he's got the scarf he looks like a million bucks he's a sharp son of a bee and you see him in your leg there he is well last time I started was at Colin's wedding and I was dancing right next to him you try to like kind of bump into him just be like

oh I'm sorry oh hey I'm doing the Elaine next to him the tiny kicks nothing wrong with that yeah so master my domain so you know you know like maybe you know who knows maybe he's been sniffing around the YouTube probably knows who I am at this point we're friends you never know yeah sure so he's over there and I'm doing the gag I got my mask that they make you wear and I'm patting it going oh my god Jerry's here holy shit should we talk to him it's a fun gag hell of a gag good gag everyone's laughing oh my god Jerry so then he finishes his photo and he's walking out and he stops and talks to Christy for a second oh no

there's the lady wife there or which Sarah recognize her first I don't I don't know her from from Adam well the wives like the wives I guess so but I look fantastic but she looks great I don't follow any of the stuff I don't know I wouldn't know her if she walked in here I think she cooks meth I don't know she does something with a cookbook she does something but so she's she's there so Jerry's leaving and he stops he says hi Christopher to Christy ah they shake hands and you're right there I'm right there it's me Chris Jerry and the butler and then Jerry leaves and you know I'm doing my gag so I go give me

that hand let me smell that hand that's a fun gag Jerry yeah oh god I hope we didn't see it and then I get back into the circle and I look over in cannons like this oh I go I go what's happening goes he saw that oh we can't talk anymore I can't have a relationship with you you know I'm trying to get in good with this guy and I go no come on he's like he's right there and at that moment I just hear what's the deal with God he's right here oh literally right here and I'm like I do this slight thing and I can't see Peter yeah he's right there I just see the wife yeah and I'm like come on he's like and in cannon's like I'm

not kidding oh yeah it's not a he's on a pranker no he's like 100% he saw it he's still right there he must have hated that man that is not up his anal that's bad real bad fatty I mean I'm really the coop I was like let me smell mmm I did the tongue I was like Jerry I like the gag but that ain't his cup of juice I don't know what to tell you I'm gonna call it let's call him I gotta end my life I think right yeah well if he brings it up I'm just telling you now I'm gonna pretend that I don't know you it was bad he remained there to those things and then afterwards I was like come on did he really send cannons like I

mean maybe he didn't but yeah he was right there looking in that direction that's awkward well he's a comic though he probably gets it and it wasn't shitting on him I was say I was worshiping yes it was a worship gag yeah but I think comics are almost rather a shitting yeah we're weird you know and he's probably like oh fuck this is why I don't hang out with these younger guys because they mock me he's probably just like what a dork yeah that's probably it yeah well hey I've been there he'll forget though he'll forget yeah he doesn't know I don't think he knows who I am so I think it'll be like yeah it's

some weird nerd right and then they seat us you got all your signed seats and you go F2 and I'm sitting here and Jerry is right there across the aisle oh boy he's on the end so I'm like sitting like this is hilarious trying to watch the thing Chris D is in front of him and and and Jim G is behind yeah it's like again Jerry Chris wow and I'm over here just like hoping no one looks over that I don't want the attention yes yes I did the hand sniff oh my god did you reach out and over the aisle fist bump now for a while he was sitting on the arm which was pretty cool he was like doing this move he was talking to Gaffigan whoa

that is pretty cool the arm sit that's bold that's a that's a ballsy guy to do that yeah it was really something but boy that yeah that's tough that hand sniff was bad and we watched the show the show is fantastic everyone should go see it he's amazing no no I got so many questions please did a did other people bother him like was there a fat lady like I need a photo Jerry no I think the mask because nobody was really noticing him and with the mask on I think you don't notice that when he was upstairs he had no mask so he was a little more noticeable but no nobody said I mean Voss talked to him for a moment he knows

I heard him be like hey rich I felt happy for rich I love that this little crackhead guy knows Jerry it's so diverse it's pretty cool and then there was also a moment where rich was sitting directly in front of him he had his patented hat the fedora the fedora and I watched him go is this gonna bother you guys and when he did that I felt like he wanted to talk to Jerry Jerry was turned down so that he just had to talk to Jessica you nailed that he would have called that I'm sure he was like oh this is an in with Jerry hey is my hat a problem a hundred percent and then he's like I missed it to see when they're

looking of course of course moments like that that's a larry you nailed it fatty so fedora the explorer but so that was something it's fun to hear him live you know you laugh and you hear him laugh and it's exciting yeah but boy it was bad and then wow I feel for you fatty because I've been there I know that feeling whoo it was horrible but the show was great and we all went to the fat black for an after-party oh Shane was there too Shane was in the same row as Chris and them Sam was right behind us wow big good group Shane Sam Griffin this is a hot hot lineup hot night and then we went to the fat black and they had

just all the wing covered fresh wings with the this thing we have the pincher and just yeah help yourself to wings you can get the ones you want Joe's pizza cookies brownies open bar maxi pad with wings the whole thing and keep Robinson's there he's the first one I saw and I was like Keith you and I the ones that will say it this show stinks it's like stinks yeah you love you love Keith and I got a great photo of Keith Foss and Colin that's a beauty they'll all be dead by the end of this episode no doubt about it but yeah that the hand sniff I'm sorry man that is tough I've been there and there's a you feel like

there's no coming back but give it ten years he'll forget got it he'll be 80 but the good laugh I got a good laugh yeah I mean you are a comedian and it's funny you did the right thing you just should have checked to see if old Jew face was watching you yeah yeah well what can you do there's other legends out there I remember I farted on Louis's bed you know that's that fucked me up for about a month and a half yeah that was worse that was way worse cuz I was on his bed I'm in his room I'm opening for him I'm trying to impress him I thought a fart would do it I know you really did one of these do you like yeah what is

wrong with this guy and I was like I know I told you he's a little return ah you see and he's handsome attacks for me since well he's writing to me and it says oh that was bad ah geez the fart the hand sniff we're a couple of degenerates out here yeah fucking shit up left and right well we're idiots but what can you do but anyways great show check it out we missed you well sorry I'm going this Monday now because I had to reschedule and Brazil was pissed he was like all right I'll read fun yeah whatever the hell he did he rescheduled but you know the Chris D. Seinfeld beef no I see this is this is under the water apparently

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applied to your cart when you click the link or use code Tuesdays when you visit display dot com that's display dot com code Tuesdays or click the link in our show notes folks let's get back to the show shall we so apparently I don't want to jizz on Chris's face but maybe you can jizz on yours but he saw a YouTube video of Chris he was like this guy's amazing he's so funny and he got his number from Quinn texted Chris and goes dude I'm a fan now is Jerry I'm a huge guy I'm gay if you ever want to work together you want to write anything you have any ideas send them my way I will help you that's how big of a fan that's

how much I believe in you wow and he's like holy shit look at this he shows his kids they don't care and then two days later he goes I got some ideas and he sent them all to Seinfeld right back oh I know he left him on red oh that's tough yeah so that fucked him up for about a year and a half well what can you do it moved to Staten Island and he's quick comedy I think the jet my hand thing could be a good curb up it's a killer curb up yeah so I'm sitting across room that's all gold that's pretty good I prefer Larry even though I've auditioned about 11 times they haven't taken me same here yeah come on Larry it's us you

know us well Larry you know me yeah still bothers people you're blowing it any farts where I feel like this episode's almost over how long we've been going for okay all right I got a couple nuggets but I've been hogging so you you shit right my ass no no you go because they already hate me so please let me just throw this out I went to Hawaii yes Hawaii Hawaii and I'll tell you I didn't want to go come on why it's Hawaii it's great it's a magical place but plus I assume you're taking a bus there yeah exactly I took it I took a greyhound but I just got back from South F I'm all wonked out I did ten

shows at Zainese I'm walked out again and now I got to take an 11 hour flight to Huaha yeah I've had that with Australia before COVID I was excited yeah like I don't want to go to Australia it's a lot nine hours and the time changes they wear on you there they wear wear and tear hey that's not a bad gym yeah well you don't tear tears horrible be a tearing muscle yeah that's no good yeah it should be wear and bear they can shirtless ah bear yeah okay so you go to Hawaii I'm at doing the blue note two nights four shows that's a jazz club it's legendary it's been in Honolulu for years and the flight was hell mm-hmm but

you fly I flew out at like five and I landed at like eight in the morning or whatever it was right so I had the whole day and I was there with my buddy Andrew youngblood love youngblood I'll tell you we had a great time we we partied all day parted all night did the shows the shows were solid they're not a comedy savvy group out there I can't imagine it's not their thing that's not their cup is that they don't they don't need laughs they have the Sun they have the moon they have the stars sure you know so we sold it out but it was a lot of like whoa yeah heckling yelling talking they'll just talk side stage like this

and you're like hey what are you doing they're like I'm talking my friend like they get mad at you right because they're not used to this kind of entertainment I guess they serve their surfers yes they surfers they're at one with nature what's the grass skirts and yeah the kids yeah the coconut tit and all that so weird time but we got no big fight about merch they took 30% of the merch it was a whole thing then I should be saying all that they would they wouldn't pay the feature interest they're like we don't do that I'm like huh so we had a great time and I don't forget it we went ATV driving oh on the beach yeah

wow but every day we got so fucked up at night they were like we're surfing tomorrow tomorrow we're surfing I've never surfed I were doing several and we'd get so hungoverly we wouldn't surf but don't you need lessons you can't just go out and serve can you you can rent a guy he goes out with you for an hour shows you what's what and then you you pick it up and we were gonna do that and every day we were like yeah because the hour change wears on you of course nobody wants to admit it yeah that's tough going and going traveling you get all the hours is up and then the surfing I think you have to surf at like 3 a.m.

because the surf is you know right exactly exactly so surfs down for us because we didn't hit it at all and we just had a great time but it was very relaxing a pina colada on the beach sunsetting there's nothing better well though the wind these New York winters make you long yeah that you own a hand again they're in a ruber right now I'm heading to Key West shortly but these low gray I know drizzle that wet cold at the slush nightmare and it's kind of fun to go in Hawaii and check the New York weather and you're like oh look at these queefs it rains in Hawaii most rainy estate yeah but it goes and then

it's back and rainbow then you get a rainbow so yeah just a great time but that flight back did a red-eye a 10-hour red-eye in coach and that hurt that's what I that's what I flew back to New York and like I landed like 8 in the morning went to the lounge you always think hey it's a 10 hour flight I'll get at least six hours I got to yeah oh no I can't sleep on an airplane watched Harold and Maude on the plane you ever seen it yeah not in 25 years beautiful film so touching people love that film I ought to refamiliarize myself yeah I guess I'm a weirdo you know what else sucks about Hawaii's you can't complain in Hawaii

hmm because you're like hey my foot hurts are like you're in Hawaii asshole yeah suck it up I like to complain I love complaining that's comedy that's comedy complain hmm that's a good that's a good gym name complain complain I disagree the rain in Spain oh boy maybe fitness fitness fitness most planted fitness yeah true and then there's 24-hour fitness oh yeah is that it fitness is out I think yeah fitness fitness monster mmm that's something oh boy I'm in a sticker no sticker you gotta think of the name and I'll pump these stickers out that sounds good well sometimes you think you have something I

remember I told you before I came up with Missouri loves company and I was like listen this is over I was over the moon I was calling friends and emailing people you gotta sell it to the state of Missouri no I went to st. Louis it's all over the place it's on the license plate there's shirts there's gowns the tattoos that's how you know you got it at least you get the point flattery of knowing hey I nailed that without knowing it no I've had this happen before we're like I came up I did a bit when I first started about manslaughter how is manslaughter better than murder I was 19 then they were like oh that's a

Regan bit and a norm bit and then well there you go so then I'm like well at least I'm writing bits yeah that's something totally yeah but I think anyone that ever hears that is probably thinking that I just had a bit that somebody goes I hate to tell you man this is an Eddie Murphy bit and I was like what no way I don't say the F word and he's like no it's Eddie Murphy bit and he goes it's from his first Carson and I looked it up it's the same bit and I was part of me was like I gotta drop it but I'm also like hey I'm Eddie Murphy level yeah yeah I mean first year it's leather yes these looking at my ass just

a real boy is very good he's good so let me just say I flew back from Hawaii had I was texting I was like all looking forward to Colin Quinn show and then I get the boop boop boop hey hey we'll see you tonight at the comedy dojo two shows sold out I went oh so I got the beamer out slid right over to the it's a 45 minute drive it's a great gig that comedy dojo I'm doing it March something I saw your gay face on the poster I said I know that herpes riddled no chin and that's gonna be a hot one that's gonna sell out and you're gonna get some clips and the guy Mike is there he gives you free food he gave me ice cream you get back in a

one hour it's great she touched my leg yeah March 18th I'm doing it and that's how I found out you weren't there because I got to the theater and it's a who's who of who's who's who's that and I'm looking and I go where's Mark I get a text and it's Danny Braff going hey Mark's here tonight so I'm putting your poster out to get all the mark people to come to your show and I go hey that's good mark Mark's there tonight you're on top everything I can't get anything by this quick what do you mean that you're not at the thing I'm at well you knew where I was and everything yeah oh I knew baby but I knew from Braffy Zack

Braff he wishes yeah they all do maybe cuz he's from Jersey Zach Braff is related to Jessica that's right a cousin's yeah something what she's kicking ass riff Braff hilarious yeah I love Kiers she's a killer to follow oh yeah but she started comedy like so shortly every time you try to bring her show in New York and she like blew me off the stage this one was like 20 years old and I was like God I remember I'm telling her recently following you was horrible I was 20 or 19 and she was like oh I was only two years in at that point wow Jesus but she could really kill back then kill I

remember Schumer saying when she started she would see Jessica on stage and go I can never be that good I'll never kill that hard yeah and then yeah but still doesn't kill that hard no nobody does yeah but I mean Louie remember Louie saw rock and he was like oh I can't do that he didn't bring the pain and he saw it Caroline's he was like I'll never be there right but then he got there in his own way don't pretty good yeah but anyways I got a few other things sorry I mean first of all this is that we're a little behind cuz we got to get the episodes up so I was in Austin this weekend and what a weekend I just got

to give a shout out to all the Gays yeah and it was really great couple sold out shows close to sold out how's that club it's unbelievable come on such a massive improvement and everyone always loved cap city yeah but it was under the highway strip mall and those long tables so everyone's facing the wrong direction yes yes tough well this has been taken over one of the best rooms in the country and it's got this audio it just blasts the it goes back it's a banger hell yeah these crowds were hot oh I love to hear it fatty and it was fine because it was a big weekend so Sam was in at the Paramount thank you real

spitter that was a real donkey fart oh donkeys spit no camel lava camels both camels and my ex that's what I want I like spitting the mouth well this went right into the garbage yeah but anyway so I'm out there and Sam Maril is there Thursday he's doing the paramount I came in on a bus yeah he's got a bus now he's a bus guy yeah I came in on a plane so I'm doing better I land and there's one of those ones feeders with him they want to meet up but like we had an 8 a.m. flights we're eating lunch they want to go play basketball but we just finished lunch like it's not gonna work that's tough

Jerry bus and he's like come to the late show do the set which always sounds good yeah yeah we had this in Seattle I know well that was different that was I was just hanging out with my niece and nephew making them blowy but this one it's like your headline a show then you do the meet and greet you sell the shirts that's a drag and that ends at 1015 his show is 945 and it's 20 minutes to downtown oh good plus you have a 6 a.m. flight and I had to do radio in the morning so you're like I'm not making that but then you always feel like the person hates you of course yeah but also you could go come to me well he's got a

show yeah well and eventually but by the time his end it'll be in bed okay but so that's what happened with Louis and then Louis was there Friday Saturday he's at the Moody theater which we did together with him oh that's a great Austin City limits yes Chappelle did a special there so he's there and I say if you want I try to go low-press if you feel like it I got 10 p.m. shows if you want to ride up to that so he said I'll be there whoa so then you know the Friday night early show sold-out packed killer show and now Louie's coming up oh my lord you got a new hot hour cooking new hour so then Louie's like

running behind cuz Rogan and hitchcliff came to his show and they all talk in the parking lot about how the aliens are gonna take over whatever elk meat so so he texts and he goes hey I just sat down and I can't wait to watch me some Joe List and you get a jolt of anxiety of course he's a legend cuz you're like we're very close we made a film together whatever but you're like he's just sitting in the crowd yeah that's scary did he go on I obviously do you want to go on this is like right as Sarah's wrapping up so like I'm like you gotta write back quick I was like do you want to go on let me know fast cuz I'm like

I'm not gonna be checking my text on stage so he says no I'm just gonna sit and rely he got some sliders sat in the crowd fun and how about this so he didn't contact anyone at the club he just showed up the doors locked the door he just stood outside and banged on the window until a fan came by so some fan is like women aren't funny I'm gonna piss during Sarah said he walks by and just sees Louis at the door going like this or he could have said I'm not letting you in good good point yeah I've heard a rumor he let him in so Louis back there with a bag of sliders just enjoying the show Harry wow that's a lot of sliders a

whole bag well whatever bag of dicks sure so the show was hot and you know you have that thing cuz you know we're very close whatever but you're still like thank God I'm destroying yeah of course of course so that was fun and then I feel bad for the Saturday and Friday late shows I didn't do a meet and greet cuz Louis was back there I got a chat and you want to just go as Louis CK's over there how about that of course so that was exactly we do a hang and chat in the back then he comes back the next night and that time he got back he got up sooner so we're all hanging in the green room and that was fun and same

thing and you want to say I'm not doing a meet and greet cuz I got friends back there my friend is legend of course yeah yeah tough but it's fun it's always fun when you can bump into another comic on the road yeah that's great wow it's good to hear there's a new good club yeah it's amazing I mean Rogan's is coming so I don't know what's gonna happen yeah that could get ugly his is amazing but this one's on the outskirt it's in north Austin and it's a very nice neighbor this parking and you know to deal with downtown so I think it'll thrive hell yeah and Shane did it the week before me okay the same way so but it's a it's a

hot club it's a hot new hour I'm excited for everyone to see it how do you do it how do you pump it out I don't know I hate myself yeah are you just going on stage with ideas and your your experience kicks in and then you figure it out I think so a lot of riffing and writing and I don't know I don't know it's how I'm scared to talk about it cuz I'm afraid I'll lose I'm like I don't know it just happened it's just that we have so little time now I'm so busy like Fanny texts me today and she goes hey do you have a second we got to talk and I was like I literally don't I'm on the train and I'm running in here right I

don't have a second so I was like I'll call you when I can but then it's like oh I finally have a free moment no I don't I got to call somebody I know and I don't mean that is a zing to her I'm just saying you don't have a moment it's a lot it's very busy but yeah I don't know I don't know you gotta make it work doesn't doesn't make sense but it'll be three and just under three years two days shy of the first one three years ago three and three years yes oh you was ease all right but let me tell you this quick please please get something else now put it right my ass so the day of the big show the big Quinn show the

big show what was I doing Monday I went out oh I had therapy big much needed therapy with Alan I had like three weeks on the week before I was supposed to go Monday he's like it's MLK day let there be freedom sure ring therapy lives man and so I said oh shit okay so I was built up so I was very excited to really spill it all out and then after therapy you leave you feel like I feel better you feel cleansed you feel clean so I go in the subway and you know my history with the cooks away and I mostly take lifts I try to ride just during rush hour now smart a lot of people after this I gotta

go downtown you going downtown after this let's do it in numbers by the way last time we did this you got a costume that's right yeah it's scary hobo smelly guy right in the face he was big too he was big and he was no joke and I wasn't helping I got right under the bench thanks for that yeah by the way people will write to me that I'm a piece of shit and I'm like I actually had clenched fists right behind him and I was ready to choke him out there you go he was there but if you had even joke people like I told you it's crazy but anyways so I'm on the subway leaving therapy feeling great little trepidation

it's midday is empty and these empty trains forget about it so I get you so I get to 34th Street and you just stop I'm reading like a like a quiff oh boy books Jerry books and you just hear from like a distance and so I perk like a like a deer and in Kruger Park the deer there in Pala I'm like an impala yes Chevy I look around and I'm like that feels distant you kind of it is like nature yes okay that's a ways away whatever don't get all freaked out you just left therapy I go back to reading you can hear Richard Attenborough is that his name is the day of the the prey reads not knowing who's coming up in the

bush herpes infused dork well there's Richard and David which one's which one's Jurassic Park and one's David Attenborough you're right David is playing an earth and Richard is Jurassic Park are they brothers oh yeah ah their brothers I promise what there's two voicey guys with animals Englishman yeah one runs Jurassic Park and he's dead wait a minute dress parts not real well he's an actor that's an actor oh the old guy Hammond yes David Attenborough I don't know if that's David one's Richard once David I don't know which ones which I don't think they're both Attenborough yeah they're

attenborough Richard David is the David's planet earth Richard's Jurassic Park give it a good brothers yeah the brothers oh how cool is that but Richard croaked oh can you imagine that guy in the bedroom must be fantastic David or Richard the voice the animal guy you know the guy with those animals I've located the clit and I will attack or whatever the hell it is both animals in bed I bet oh yeah but I'm sure Richard was no slouch either his nicknames dick he's working with Spielberg you can fuck all right all right he's a little old if you ask me I don't know if he's gonna well David's 106 I'm just saying the

voice though he might be horrible in bed but he could talk oh I see dirty talk dirty talk would be unreal well Richard's got the cane he can shove that that's true he's got the little mosquito on top too that'll caress a nip that's thing yeah you're working like yes yes the knob knob is good that knob creek knob knobs landing I'll take it I'll take it any far it's not bad let me just get right through it please and I hear the yelling and I'm like do this but I'm like I whatever don't freak out get to 42nd Street I hear more yelling now it's closer like that it's like Bill yeah

it's a noun a little bit and then you look and you see a couple people run on to our car which is the dead giveaway if you're visiting the door is open and a bunch of people run on to your car that weren't on the platform run on Hershberg you're in trouble yeah so now I'm like okay then we get to 49th Street nothing really happens what are we queuing as the NW end up hey we got to 57th Street and now I hear whoa whoa and it starts to get louder and now I see people scattering out of the train oh boy now I'm high alert edge of the seat propped up here we go scatter is rare because usually people see a hobo

shitting himself they go ah whatever now so this is a scatter so I look out through the wind the way the train is you're like this is a window and I can see out the window on to the platform and there's a guy not like a homeless guy this guy he's Asian we've had a rough couple weeks back-to-back mass shooters yeah you got that right yeah Monterey, California and Bay Area yes this guy looks like he's got product in his hair product air pods in what yes air pods in product oh placement an overcoat you know those tan coats that look nice those are nice yes they're kind of trenchy but cloth exactly yeah they're a

camel hair there you go spit spit so then he's got he's got the nice coat on and dress shoe he's like a business bro ah and he's doing this ah he's got an umbrella one of the fancy umbrellas to the reverse umbrellas he's taking that and whacking it off the pole what he's kicking the bench he must have been on math there's some crazy shit but he's got the camel hair I camel hair and an umbrella why reverse umbrella guys like Joe camel it was crazy so then he gets on my car and now the doors are about to close it's always scary because normally you want to get out this couple will scatter off yeah and I'm like just stay

put he's gonna keep moving because he seems to be moving forward so then he's walking right up to me here and he goes ah and he takes the umbrella and slams it off the pole then he slaps the seat like this what the fuck he goes ah so I go whoa and I just get up and get the fuck off the train along with like everybody everyone just starts running whoa big guy no not that big I mean he's probably a couple matches shorter than me and similar build whatever he's like kicking the window and shit holy hell thing I've ever seen maybe it's an episode like a what do you call it polar express week a bipolar manic yeah bipolar episode yeah

polar bear so then the I'm on the train with the conductor no wait not yet I'm not now I get off and I go outside like onto the platform and the whole train stop and you can hear like we got a 519 in progress 48 little look at down to look because they're like this has been an issue this guy's tormenting everybody so then everybody gets off the train while he's on the train so we're all waiting like for him then he comes off now he's in the platform so everybody moves back in Benny Hill yes it felt like the French French connection we all get back on the train and then we're like we're watching like that and it

kind of becomes we come like a community yes together looking then he's running around the platform screaming kicking over the trash barrel smacking the seat swinging the umbrella that's when you close the doors you get out of there in the car and I was exactly what I was thinking so while he's doing that I moved to the other end of the train to get distance from him then I'm standing like so many people in between the doors like are we gonna is he getting off or off doing this move right right then he starts walking back towards oh geez he's a menace so then he gets on he passes us and I'm like literally now in the train

ready to go whichever way he goes run off oh boy run off since he goes past my car and now I'm on the car with the conductor guy the center conductor yes yes center and he's going we need a thing and then he goes stir get off the train the guy gets back on the train couple cars down okay oh everybody moves up and now we're all together are you using that that middle door you know going through the the train the connecting no we're on one car but like poking our heads out I got it and now I'm like this talking to these making friends with people I'm like is he on the train or off the train and then like I

don't I can't tell anyone I think he's on the train and then you hear this get off my train it was like Harrison Ford wow he's like get off my train wow and finally I'm like off I'm on finally we all get on and the doors close boop thank God but they start opening you know when this because he's holding the thing and the guy's like let go of the fucking doors I swear to God doing the dicey he's holding the doors going ah holy hell and the conductors like get off the goddamn train let go of the fucking doors it's insane he's swearing wow and so then finally the guy gets off the train and the doors

closed you like we're all like whoo oh my god I'm on the edge of my tits here he's leaving this guy on the platform I hope they called the cops then we finally start to move the guy the conductor swings up on the door and he goes I need a goddamn raise and everybody applauded and then he shuts the door New York New York baby but it was horrifying I take the train so seldom now and then you do and there's a fucking complete lunatic and that's a amber alert there that's crazy that was bad Amber Nelson never heard ah she's good so is Nelson yeah hope she's alright yeah I think so but yeah it was one of

those things and you just wish you like I wish someone would just kick his face and you kind of have that moment of course came up behind and just fucking kick the shit out of his when you want to be Batman you want to just go sir relax and then kick him in the chest and then tie him up with like some kind of bat string yeah and throw him on the track so he dies but yes and the scare partners that guy's out there I know and did he hit me body because he had the chance to fuck you guys all up with the umbrella but he didn't never hit anybody but hit the pole kicked the window punched the seat and it feels like I

like that is waiting for somebody to be like hey and then he'll be like ah yeah then there was a weatherman that could beat up by the team they fucked him up good two black guys and he took it and stride he made a little post about it was it only two black guys it's probably a couple but yeah but and then the city bank is closing their ATMs early because of all the crime oh my lord got them out there it's mayhem yeah planter yikes well I'm glad you're okay fatty this is why you I guess you can't take the train but I take it every day I know I mean I take it most days

but not at night I don't I'm taking cars I'm one of these guys now whoo man that is rough stuff yeah it was it was wild hopefully they get him taste that son of an onion yeah shoot them in the tits I don't give a fuck I know right where do you get the camel hair I'm not telling you I think you I think you probably got fired and then snorted some meth or yeah maybe had a bad fentanyl reaction who knows yeah it's so hard to tell these days maybe didn't get a curb audition I know the feeling that's what I did but snapped yeah it was it was wild so anyway what else you got are we done I can't even tell well all right I did a

canner show last night it stumbled in it was incredible oh wow killer show can't believe you showed oh yeah I made it and I did the dumb thing where I took the queue up and you're just freaking out you gotta get the f to the queue and you're like oh god oh god I'm Google mapping it to see where it is and I go okay I got it then you kind of space out you're like all right I'm on the queue here we go went two stops past I went to 96 it's on 76 oh so then he's like where are you where are you I call him because I'm like telling him that I fucked up on the train he answers the phone he's on stage oh so he goes what's up where are

you and I go I fucked up I went to the wrong stop I went too far and I hear the crowd go ah Norman there you go that was fun then I go I swear to God I'm gonna get on a city bike and pedal the 20 blocks and the crowds laughing at me well there you go that was a fun ever had killed and then I went comedy and he heard the crowd go comedy and then he hung up oh that's fun it was fun and I got on I got in there and they're all like there is I'm sweating but we made it work thank you canner yeah there you go where we're working together this weekend which is nine weeks ago sorry we're ahead of time Key West no Mohegan

son oh he had some good stuff he killed oh he's very funny yeah comic that's a it's a whole nother world up there on 78th and second oh yeah I haven't been to the Upper East it's all these neighborhoods you hang out with so much and then times change you just go to the strip every night yep and now not so much and then like the East Village my whole life was in the East Village right never go to the East Village same cabin and Rafi feet all that you lower East side area and now it's more West and a little higher up and it was karma lounge oh yeah what else oh the know is the that great movie store the DVD store the

purple name or the woman's name I thought Kim's Kim Kim's video yes Kim Kim's and then can't 13 step we would drink at your bartender like my everything was in the East Village Tom's yes it was like that was what bulger called Captain Top Hat couldn't think of Professor Tom's you went let's go to Captain Top Hat that's a that's a fun brain working right there I know and I regret not naming my company Captain Top Hat yes really funny that's a great little humding now that's like a way to kid would call it you know yeah very good they say Stephen Wright said comedy stand-up comedy is the mind of a kid with

the words of an adult yes pretty good yeah that's what he always says all his bits are just a child like the 24 hours in a day yeah how a child would think I can't find my socks I call information right alright suck my car key in the building and the whole building started up yeah oh holy shit the neighbor just kicked the wall and knocked over our calendar well the the I forgot to take my seatbelt off when I land the plane landed so I'm just walking through the terminal knocking everything over dragging the plane so good he's funny whatever happened he's pretty good he won an Academy Award for what reference

I wonder does anyone that's gotten all the references well we should say I was thinking about this earlier you said I can't see Peter I don't think anybody knows what that means that's your joke I know your joke that's an old joke from the 80s I had about not be able to see everything in porn yeah oh no one's no one's worried about the guy no one's like hey I can't see Peter I can't remember what that was but it was a fun it was about Peter North ah yeah a little it's a good inside scoop there we still need a gym name Peter North's and huge cocks yeah you got some the powerhouse that's not bad you Google that what

happened there ah that's pretty good I think it's pretty good that's pretty good comedy club name which we talked about years ago is the riot house right both yeah that's a little tainted with the Minneapolis I feel like with there'd be a lot of riots on the race riot house now that's a comedy club the race right that was looking Bobby's Leighton in there and Paul Mooney but all right all right let me do the one more gym name that we got a right way so you do some dates and I'm gonna come back with a hot hot gymnasium gymnasium oh dates all right my dates look at that well you look at that it's a calendar up well

that's the date right there this weekend I'm at Denver comedy works and at the time of recording Saturday's already sold out so hopefully you didn't miss your chance but there's a few tickets left I'm sure Thursday late shows Denver comedy works this weekend I've got Matt Wayne coming with me next weekend Friday the 17th is Lafayette with old JP Leonard down there and the 18th comedy Houston Youngbloods Club of course secret comedy great club secret group secret group yeah that I think might already be sold out to oh you're rolling fatty I'm rolling baby and then March 31st April 1st that's Salt Lake City and

March 6th of course is the special taping you probably missed out on that if you're just hearing about it now and good stuff happening please subscribe to my YouTube go I'm putting a ton of shit up there it's a goddamn TV channel took me a while but I'm there now go back and watch retroactively stuff there's a bunch of yes stuff and I gotta get those numbers up for the algorithm for when the special comes out so do that yeah get on the patreon a lot of fun stuff I'm all over the road Mark Norman comedy comm and yeah check out all the all the good get a mug go nuts get a t-shirt and what do you got Chuckster I do a

podcast with my buddy Ray Harrington he's a comic and my buddy Brad Rohr it's called fun bearable very fun podcast yes Joe and Mark have both separately done it separate but equal and this week we have on Jason Lee whoa whoa yeah well you've passed us that's my name is Earl but yeah yeah my name is Earl yeah yeah but yeah if you go to funbearablepod.com we have that episode with them and the Mark episode and the Joe episode right at the top of the page you got there right there on fun bearable on any podcast app yes to do that and hit the patreon and our YouTube's and leave some comments get

that algo going and we'll see you soon I hope yeah come out with gym names spread the word what about cranking up crankers crankies crank yank crank crank even a gym I don't think it's a gym thing muscle swollen muscle abs bulk oh buy in bulk but maybe bulk stands for something boys under leg killings under legal kites why about this right away with you with your gym names to twosayswithstories at gmail.com let's see where your gym names are there we go yeah but comment it also I'll go don't sweat it you sweat all shirts stickers your powerhouse stickers powerhouse is not bad powerhouse is good I'm sure that

is a gym yeah right house powerhouse we're a power apartment I mean it's New York power plant the power plant power plant okay okay smoothies gym and smoothies the power plant that's pretty good based yes yeah that's pretty good power plant is that might be the winner here I think we got to end this yeah the whole thing yeah all right well it quits thanks gang brazella I got one back power move you know the power move and it's power and moving but is the gym called move power move the power move yeah I'm going on a power move