Tuesdays with Stories! - #491 Brad Pitt Boss

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family  and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris  Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing  directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe  about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe  Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a  biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit  boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and  gentlemen!   Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   Sponsors:  - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays  - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS

hey mark fake banter for the intro that's all I know how to do great good to be here welcome to Tuesdays with stories hit her in the face with a surfboard and then the duck fell out of his bag surfs up and she didn't even flush knock knock who's there mark Norman and Joe list yeah it's Tuesdays with stories everybody that's terrible this is supposed to be cheesy my radio is spitting at me I can't choose wow hey folks I guess we should have changed clothes look I was thinking that yeah we got the same outfits as last week so I'm out on the

clip I on the comments I went in there I did a splash into the comments no need I am out cherry I don't think other job there's no waiter like let me see how I did on YouTube you know they can't really I guess they get a yelp maybe well they're gonna tip or no tip I think they got a buck they're like yeah tip boy the tip is getting out of control I went to a bar with the lady the wife and you got to bartenders now well the bill came and you know you get a beer you give a dollar that's the standard move like a beer I had two beers and the bill comes and it's eight million dollars is some schmancy Tribeca horseshit and the guy

goes here's the bill and it was like 60 bucks you're like god damn this is a little pricey but you got to tip 20% because you got a bill right it's not a drink to drink now and I have a bill so now I have to tip 12 12 where as I would have tipped we got two drinks each $4 now $12 which I did it I paid it but it's a good little trick they got going on it's always strange with this I talk about this a lot and I'm a big tipper you can ask anybody anything but it is weird that like I was at Mohegan's son with canner who did great great weekend it was a good weekend but you're at we went to Michael Jordan's steakhouse

which is always like this he's like maybe we should I was like we should go against I've played poker all day I went to the poker room which is really fun the room the poker room it's too intimidating it was very intimidating I was very proud of myself I was out there being like oh god cuz I played poker once in a rubo with Tony V and Ray Ellen at the casino I've obviously played poker countless times but at a casino and even then you're like I got a couple buddies at the table whatever to go into that table it's scary I mean these are ringers these guys are all divorces they hit their kids they're smoking cigarettes

they're they mean business they got sunglasses and air pods and one guy had up the mask and the hat and the glasses he's like Jesus Ted Kaczynski so it was a lot but I spent about six hours there and that had some fun six hours yeah it's well it's so addictive and repetitive because you're just sitting there and that way if you want to go to a casino have your money last poker is nice because you could just muck your hand over and over and over again like I I mean well it's a dollar two dollar blinds I mean it's you know no limit but it's you owe a two dollar big blind once every few minutes and dollar small

but so you can just fold you're a liberal muck so I ended up listening and I'm a muck baby so I ended up playing for about six I ended up losing 300 bucks but over six hours if you go to the play blackjack or roulette if you're not winning minutes forget about it goes fast but anyways I left there and I was like man if I had one money I'd say let's go get some steaks and this is all gonna come back around to the tip and cameras like why don't we just go get steaks and what's one of those things when you have when you're with your opener and you're like stay it sounds nice but I just lost 300 bucks and I'm

buying and then he's like well I'll split he's like I'm doing well I have the job so he's like I don't want you to think you're buying me I'm like oh the hundred percent let's go get some ribbons are those things you're like I don't want to dump 300 bucks in the poker room and then you go spend 300 bucks at the restaurant but if we're splitsville let's do it fatty but anyways my thought about tip is always weird because you're like if I order a cheeseburger here that's half the price of a filet mignon yeah but they're doing the same amount of work so the tip is going up even though they're still bringing one thing

just instead of bringing a $20 dish they're bringing a $60 dish so this tip is four and this tip is 12 yeah that's weird right but same amount of work yeah it's a plate to a table plate to a table yes but it's not like it's harder to carry a filet like it's well yeah so it's a weird thing that is weird I never thought about it you're completely right and that's why they upsell they go hey you got to get the bolognese or the Boulangerie you know you gotta they up because they want to get the guac too oh get that at it on yes another $68 well Hannibal had that great point of he is killing it as a comedian back in the day

and he's paying his agents the same 20% but now it's of a giant paycheck when they did the same work right they just called a club earlier and said hey will you book my client here's $1200 great here's 10% 1200 now will you book my client this theater $120 check thousand 10% of that right but it's the same gig yes he's right it's tricky yeah it's a weird it's a weird thing that's why it's like it's so hard because like you wait or you wait tables at TGI fuck use sure that's a tough spot you make it 300 bucks a night you wait tables at Del Frisco's you're making 700 bucks a night same gig yeah and you probably treated better at

Del Frisco I was gonna say the fat whore at the diner who calls you hunn she's running around sweating with a with a bun on her head and a pencil through it and then the guy Del Frisco's got the nice suit on and he'd hello how are you sir he's got a tablecloth that he's cleaning up you know we should go get a steak I tried to get a steak with Sam with that when we went out Sam didn't want to have it cuz his tummy or whatever oh that was bad oh that was rough yeah he's like I can't get a steak in the middle of the day I mean that's when the Jew comes out I'm like you get a salad they have other items or we go at

night I mean I don't know if I can't get you and Sam to take a night off but whatever we'll have a lunch we'll have a steak we'll go to Del Frisco's took the night off on Monday saw Quinn show but yeah yeah I would love that me and Salah keys went out to dinner but yeah let's get a steak I love it we can go to old old homestay we go to Keens I don't know Keens give Keens a goog this is history this is it's in the 30s or 20s it's in a weird location but it is the ceilings about this tall there's bras hanging off it's all wood I mean this plays one one mouse queef would light this place up in flames I love

us dance for lay I told you a vacuum turned I don't want to say his age but he turned in age and we went out and had a nice day it's weird I have multiple friends that are turning it's cookie very well so Vince is 56 oh my god I just grew up a little bit easy with the black don't jizz but what do you got on abs oh yeah Keens steakhouse is a steakhouse restaurant located at 72 West 36 36 says the restaurant houses more than 50,000 clay smoking pipes yeah I got a million pipes on the ceiling it looks great wow says it's known for their famous all pipe mutton chops mutton chop thanks for mutton and it says

that it was opened in 1885 keys I don't know keys it said it's the premier New York City steakhouse ask keys I've never heard about it I always hear about what's the one in Brooklyn that everyone goes to a shooting over there really yeah Tony Montanas no hold on Peter Griffin Peter Raleigher Peter Luger yeah that's it's in the Jew the Jewish neighborhood over there in Brun Williamsburg Williamsburg wow yeah well let's go to Keyes and ask Keens Keens Keens Keens Keen New Hampshire ah peachy Keen yes yes exactly yeah let's get a stay we'll get we'll get Hanley yeah by the way I heard

yeah well he's got enough for a steak oh well he wouldn't he win the lot oh yeah by the way this was a month ago in real time you never told us the invention huh people kept messaging me being like hey just just tell me the invention yet a met a guy in South Africa he has an invention huge I don't know if I'm allowed to well you're not allowed on camera he's supposed to tell us off camera you never do okay I know but Chuck will you remember this please write down a note because I'm dying to hear this homework machine looking back it's not great but I'll tell you off camera change the world I think it would sell

really well it's like a pet rock where I think it like yes that's what you said in a year they'll sell 10 million of them then it'll fizzle okay it's a good idea but it's not gonna change it's not like you know the econ collider or whatever the fuck that thing's called what's that thing called hey drawn collider remember the yeah what was the other segue that was supposed to be big oh that that had a moment it's only good for tour there's like segue tours yes that doesn't nothing else there's a couple cops on those things you're like what are you doing if I turn around really quick you're going yeah no good

not good and what if I go down the stairs you're fucked there copper there you go exactly like you gotta love the gyroscope or what what's the thing that keeps that thing balanced there's a word for that aerodynamic or there's something gyro balance axis it's a scientific Fauci term you're right I think it's gyroscope it's in your phone too which is why your phone knows when yes yes yes equilibrium I don't know equinox oh I was driving back from Mohegan's I did the Mohegan's son weekend played a lot of poker and you know tough gets a tough room they don't like you in there a few

days came out which is nice not many it's not really a market not a market Norman and they're all gambling it you can't get out it when you're at a casino you have all your people there it's still a casino yes it is difficult but fun weekend but I was driving back took off the canner came up with me but his girlfriend came so he hung out with her I drove back I love a gig you can drive back home at midnight game changer but I threw on some DiPolo albums boy was I laughing those old ones are money boy was I laughing he is one of those guys I put on a Chad dad dad channel that's a classic that's another great album it

was fun to just listen to some good old-fashioned standup that's so funny I did that the other day by the way the new Nate album is killer it might be his best hour I've ever seen wow of his all right incredible it's on Amazon it's called hello world it is I'm watching with the lady she's dying and I had the weird thing like you get in the comedy club where I'm like easy sister yeah yes yes what are you gonna blow this guy my wife's like that with Rory Scoville she talks about Rory and I'm like this all right all right yeah I got it I think he's great you think he's great he's very handsome we get a greys great I come

home she's just watching Rory she's got her hand on her pants she's wearing heels and I blushed or whatever just watching Scove and she's like fumbling she's like oh hey I thought you had a gig I know I find myself insulting Nate I'm like well you know he's a Christian what are you gonna fuck that guy exactly I'm like well he's improvising I don't know you want to date a guy like that yes and then I started I messaged I reached out to Rory cuz I saw him in Babylon have you seen the film I'm gonna watch I haven't seen it but the trailer is beautiful it's a hell of a picture and he's right in there laughing it up and like it feels

apparently was Damien Chazelle I think that's a say wise L whatever his aim is and this was like his opus but it didn't take oh I love Chazelle I love whiplash whiplash I like very much Lala land I'm a gay man I think it's like one of my favorite films ever put in my ass well that Emma Stone is very likable I love Emma Stone we've talked about it that scene where he says you're crying like a baby it's I just jerk off to it really good stuff but anyways I love the film but Rory's great I don't know why I brought that up my wife wants to fuck him I'd like to fuck Rory too I mean the improvising it does on stage imagine

the bedroom he'd pick up a lamp and make you jizz in the fish tank what a talent Rory if you don't know Rory also I gotta plug it's been in my notes for six months I fucked the guy over our friend Mike Cronin meet he's got a YouTube special can we get a title on that it's called meet me in the lobby something something I don't think anyone calls him meet anymore Mike Cronin has a YouTube special it's totally free we've heard about him on here for years funny guy opens for Segura he's all over the road he's a killer thick worm thick war there it is yep get over these go go check it out and yeah I got I can't tell you can

I go in the way back machine and tell you a story cuz please we had you had the I keep saying bachelor party what's it called where you went yes so we had it those were epic episodes yes yes Sandy hook so I got some she got the hook you got that hoping she never hears this I think you're fine all right I think it's okay I guess don't go that far and there's like Tuesdays like looking her up and like sending out the link I'm like what are you doing I know I hate these cunts that did you put the photo up it's by the time this comes out yeah it's up okay okay it's scheduled for tomorrow yeah yeah it's scary they're like here

she is I'm like don't yeah yeah they want to start shit these people and then this is how you lose nice things folks yes this is why we can't have nice things but so way back you are you must have been on the moon I think because it's good this is weeks ago my my my sister and my niece came down to looking at school my niece is 17 years old she's like off to college oh college I see which is it's very emotional because you're like oh this was like the age I was like that age I'm gonna be a comedian screw all you guys by the neighbor's door is really in and out with this guy yeah we saw him first time

laying eyes on him yes I was dick I tried to get a sniff at his dick I couldn't see it I'll give you I wrote a whole op-ed about it I've never used op-ed in my life I texted you in the bathroom I was like that's him oh okay I'm sure I know that I thought that was like gay code I only knew because you said he was wearing warm-up pants and I saw we're in the bathroom the door was open and I saw warm-up pants see I pictured like corduroy suit with elbow pads crazy like Mark Twain hair righter yeah like a curmudgeon with a mustache yeah do we know he's a lawyer do we make that up I think it says Laura Esquire or some

bullshit oh yeah he just pants in the lawyer outfit you know he's got his own office I think it's all I'm zoom you can have you know if I can strap on tell me about it tube and any who so I needed to come down to looking at schools and then you want to show first of all no one of my families visited me ever I've lived here 17 years I grew up 200 miles away like nobody comes it's a great city they could just come to the city now for you yeah you think something there's plenty to see yeah yeah loading me C word C world cut world would that be a horrible amusement park that sounds better than Shamu it's just Ellen and you know the

other lady AOC or something yeah me if I don't get my tea on time there you go my wife just get it whoo by the way she's got a great clam but my lady oh is that I mean it's about this big it's it's like a zipped up tent thing is organized I like what it looks like an arrow like a down arrow you got the oh she's got that okay oh yeah perfect snatch you know I did the other day not sexually just as like a greeting I tapped my wife's asshole and pussy at the same time yeah it's kind of nice yeah you're gonna rise out of them for sure also my gal I'm worried about the kid we have kids I'm gonna resent this kid because it might

ruin that perfect perfect honeypot yeah I think that happens we can get a C section yeah they got the big fucking crazy scar yeah I got the Joker mouth on there yeah well either way that stomach gets ruined yeah all stretched out and yucky these poor lady biology I always say the biggest misogynist you know the menstruation and the pregnancy and the period and the organ what do you call the ovaries yes under ease it's not good yeah the blood and the shit and the rapes of course yeah yeah around not as strong fast yeah not as smart it's tough not funny yeah that's tough we love the ladies all right we have a nice time

well these two ladies came down my sister my niece and you want to show them a little bit of old New York the way it once was rusty so they come down we go look at the school which is tough sledding now I feel like I've aged 300 years in the last five years yeah yeah because because I didn't mean that but ah you go to the school as these young kids they're all wearing masks are you going I went to the school yeah I'm in there holding the hand and pointing things out I'm scooping up the information but the kids are all in masks and I don't want to sound like one of these guys I hear you but it's

every single person has to go through with the pronouns so you gotta say hi I'm Joe I'm the uncle and I'm he him and then this person goes but and I might be right I don't want to get into a dark weird area here this isn't what the show is but I think the pronouns is for people that it's not clear right like it's like I'm transitioning or I'm this I go by they just so you know but I'm like I think otherwise it's just you see I'm a he yes you can see that everybody like nobody in this room not this room this room also but nobody at the tour is like I wonder what that's what's going on here sure but you can

look like you but be a woman and just haven't made the change yet the physical change yes I think I'm just I'm just but if that's the case then I say my pronouns I got your option to say pronouns or not they're like everybody go through say your name and preferred pronouns sure like okay it's just very strange to me well it's strange because you have to be hard and fast like I'll follow your rules but I don't think they think they got to follow other people's rules you know it feels like we got to do what you say or we're in trouble but if I told you that we'd be in trouble see what I'm saying yes and I'm not trying

to get to a dark place either I just think you be compassionate and we'll be compassionate yes we got to both have compassion but I got to go all in on you but you won't even come to my front door it's tricky yeah it's not I'm not upset about it that it's like we got a person I'm upset because it just adds time I'm very time to go let's get the tour he I'm her and everybody's pronoun was exactly what it seemed like yeah then one guy said this that was interesting he said my preferred pronouns are he him they them how can it be both yeah again I'm not trying to be a jerk a circus over here I just

confused by that I thought it was one or the other well that feels a little indulgent well you can't have a preference and have it be two things only one can be the preference yeah the use of goat people like they're both the goat doesn't make sense well I could be wrong I know you might not be the guy to ask on the intricacies no I'm not but it's it's an interesting talk because I want everybody to get along I want everybody to feel safe and accept it included but you start getting to these waters where it gets muddy and then it's such a sensitive topic that if you question wait you can't be they them

and a he him people go whoa what are you crazy you're one of these guys you're like wait I'm just trying to find that's trying to understand shouldn't it be about understanding and then working through it and having a dialogue instead of just the jumping down the throat yeah when I nobody jumped down my throat I don't want to make it seem like we kind of fight but but you didn't bring it up I didn't bring it up but that's what I'm saying the word preference means I prefer so it's weird to say my preference is this and then say two things I feel like what's your favorite ice cream and I said well my favorite

ice cream is chocolate and chocolate chip right you're like but those are different need a preference yeah that was confusing anyways my point is you feel a little stiff there you're like okay I want to be careful here and it's it's tap dancing I'm not Ted you're on a tightrope there with all that stuff yes it's weird because when I was a kid or maybe even in the 50s you know what are you Irish oh no I'm Scottish oh Scottish then you know how to make fun of them right well what do you know Italian whatever it it was all the Italian guy now it's all gender yes we don't we don't fuck with race and ethnicity anymore now

it's just like it's either gender or political what do you left or right right left or right interesting yeah back in the day you'd be like Scottish are you cheap Italian hey you hit your wife yes Irish you got a small dick exactly it was fun and now you go you're a right-wing guy okay you're a racist all your left wing all your pussy or whatever yes so funny funny how things change but we're still the same people just the the the the the perception changes but we're still doing the same shit all wacky pipes yeah it all comes back around so you do the tour and then you're like you're nervous and it's exciting but then by

the way our tour guide was her him her it was a lady she her yes and she was really cool you know you're like talking to someone you're like this is this lady's cool she was a grad she wasn't a teenager I don't want you to get nervous love a cool lady I wasn't like I gotta have sex this late but she was just like fun and funny and you're like this is great what a cool kid and good she found the right gig where she's talking in front of people and touring yeah she was Ukrainian transfer student or whatever you call that and it's hard because you did the choice it's like a two-hour tour she started to get another person you

want to be like are your parents okay what's going on there wait what is a war in Ukraine oh yeah I'm from the Ukraine you just want to be like what's going on give us yeah because I haven't talked to any Ukrainian people since this war oh do you know Zelensky are you getting the money that from Biden where's that going it's really was fascinating hey folks I'm at the Denver Airport making a connection but let's do some ads Tuesdays is brought to you by Express VPN using the internet without Express VPN is like leaving your keys in your car while you run into the gas station for a snack most of the time

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slash Tuesdays cut your wireless build a 15 bucks a month that meant mobile dot com slash Tuesdays get on it anyways I'm taking a long time to tell let me get to it delving no it's my fault so I went to the we went to the school watch the look to the school it's very exciting you like maybe you go here it's I never went to college I never looked at a college very cool beautiful thing yeah waste of money but it's a fun time very exciting very grateful I didn't go but also you wish you went in the same time sure but so we leave there and I'm like alright let's go see the city and we walked through Chinatown which is

exciting and we go to like Soho and I'm like let's do some shopping in Soho because we're not you know these are blue-collar people obviously and we're not buying anything but it's fun to go like we're going to the Gucci store which I love doing because it's like you can go in these places oh yeah it's not illegal no you can have ripped jeans and sneakers and go walk around good and pick shit up and put on the fucking Chanel glasses so we're having a whale of a time it's like Ferris Bueller's Day off down there then we walk around into the village and everything and I go all right tonight I sponsored the seller this is

Friday night Saturday night and I go all right well come let's go home regroup and then we're gonna go I want to take you guys to the comedy the greatest comedy club in the world what a host I mean you are really taking them all paint in the town orange here very exciting orange theory there's a villa I got a spot at the village underground I got a spot at the comedy cell Saturday night 8 30 8 45 whatever that nice primo spots energy in the air those weekend seller spots it's something nice so it's like a springsteen song I'm like put on your best dress baby fix your hair up nice we're going down the band to make nice and we

get all excited we go to the cab we're getting the cab saris comes with us we go to the olive tree and you're like this is just a buzz yes village McDougal Street and I'm telling them like this where Dylan started and Bill Cosby and the other rapist Woody Allen it's Woody Allen and it's just not a rapist it's just a beautiful street and it's exciting and she's 17 she's still in high school my head on a swivel eyes like saucers I think so I think it's kid my family doesn't give you a lot always but sure I think so and my sister's excited she's taking photos and I'm like you never know who's gonna show up they

got celebrities there Chris Rock is always there Louis CK is always there one time Madonna was there Schumer is there LeBron James was there we saw Spike Jones there we saw Johnny Knoxville there John Stewart Stewart's always there who's the guy with the comb quest love is always there and comb over always celebs over yes yes so comb head and it's Saturday night so it's exciting so we go we get a booth and then it's just packed it's full it's right you got a booth and yeah we got there early we just slipped in there we're ordering the wings and the food and it feels cool because everyone's like hey Joe and I'm

like that's Ryan Hamilton you know Ethan Simmons Patterson you feel like a cool guy yes yes a lot of fist bumps and we order the food and then you know it takes a walk it's packed so I go alright my spot at the village underground is pretty soon so I'm like I don't want to give up our table Sarah's there my sister's there my niece is there so I go why doesn't one of you I say to my niece why don't you come well come with me to the village underground I'll go do a set that's cool the kid gets to leave that's big and you can tell my sister's like I want to go but I'm like ah you gotta take the kid yeah yeah so I go

okay we'll be right back so I grab her and I go here we go off we go we're walking up McDougal and 3rd Street and you're gonna tell about the cooks you gonna be like this oh cook central I mean this is dangerous cooks and I go okay here comes once you making your kid a little street wise yes you like watch out for this don't look at him in the eye grab my you know my belt if there's trouble sure sure sure and we go around there we go over the village underground we come in and you just walk down those stairs and all I can think as I was like she must be shitting I mean you're like I hope so this is

crazy and it's packed sold out the band in the basement it's United she's not enough to be in there yeah and then she's got the in with you like the door swings over the bouncing oh hey Joe all right all that looks good you look like Leota I know I'm like I'm like you're literally the coolest kid in school right now this is the best and Mike Yards there Mike Yards so cool cuz like you know he's black he's older I go this is this my niece and he goes shit you got you know he's like just playing he's just talking to her like a normal person and he's like you're with this fucking maniac all right whatever I love

it and that's cool and he's like you're on next and that is fun because I think people think they nervous for you but you're not nervous this is just a Saturday spot ah is she quiffin I mean I'd be like oh my god you get to sit in that little bird's nest up there I think she's pretty much you got to play a cool all right you got to be cool everyone's gonna be cool now got to be cool well not a lot of pronouns going on at the seller I'll tell you that no no this is not a safe space so so I go on and it was a hot Saturday night and the band played some hip-hop thing so I started dancing and grooving and then I

was quoting some biggie lyrics you know you didn't expect that and I just improvised for a while and had a hot hot set and you're thinking about her the whole time like oh you must like that how about that family member and it's so adult because she's like child and I'm doing adult stuff and and and pacing and doing this jokes and then you come back and you're kind of like how do you like that and then by the way Estie was there which I didn't know there and I said to Liz there should be a light if the booker's in the room just like hey just the heads up yeah booker is in the room bring the heat you'd like to keep

working right yes and I was fucking around a lot and I said to this I was like I wouldn't have fucked around so much if I knew you were here and she's like oh you're fine I said okay that's nice to hear so then we leave there I was like we gotta hustle back to the cellar so we go back up the stairs head over to the cellar then we're sitting there and while we're walking over we bump into Estie she's walking we're walking and she goes out Chris is doing a spot over here I gotta go back Chris is here so now I turn to my niece and I go oh Chris Rock is doing a spot and she's now she's like what he him and I was

like he's over there right now she's like are you kidding it's funny too because she's a child so we think of Chris Rock is bring the pain 1996 what is she Madagascar I guess so and the Oscars she knows about it from like the slap I think oh right the slap there's all kind you go to his IMDB you forget because we're comedy fans we're adult there's like Madagascar and all kinds of shit he keeps making yeah a lot of bad movies top five or whatever with something and yeah he's in like I think of New Jack City and you know Blue Streak or whatever the fuck he was in but so she's excited we go over I tell

my sister I go Sarah my sister sitting there I go Chris Rock is here and they're like here he's here because these are you know country bumpkins they're living Whitman they're not leaving Whitman they're like Chris Rock is here yeah and I'm like yeah he's right over there and so they're doing like the stretch like oh that's great it's nice to see from their eyeball their perspective it is and it reminds you how cool we are exactly so I'm like let me find out what's going on over there so I walk up and they're like they're look they're like snapping photos from away and they're like do you just talk to Chris Rock and

I was like yeah talk to Chris Rock Wow and so I'm like okay I don't know what I'm going on because he's going on at some point so I might end up getting bumped and then Estee comes over with Liz the booker and manager the two head honchos oh yeah and they go okay so they know my sister and these things introduce them they turn to them they go how would you like to see Chris Rock do comedy I love it so they're like what oh my god are you kidding like yes you got to see we got two seats down there just for you it's sold out this is like a make-a-wish it's like a make-a-wish and it couldn't be better for me because I'm

bringing them trying to show them something cool and my family is very hard to impress I made a feature film nobody cared so they're like wow this is exciting this is why the cell is the best club they think about shit like that yes exactly well and they say I go there's another reason I go so is he going on before or after and Estee goes instead of good line it was pretty funny burst my balloon here we were on cloud 8 and he is shit me right in my mouth well it was fun though because for me I'm like great I'm getting 125 bucks for not doing anything all right all right so and

then you're like you don't have to have the stress to going on and whatever true and you already went on I already had a set and for me it's worth it because now my sister and niece get the most exciting story their lives yes and so but it was a good line by Estee she had good timing yeah before or after instead of that's not bad but I think that's why cuz I was getting bumped they were like well consolation will bring his sister and me that's better okay what's good for the goose is good for the gander everybody wins yes and they're aware they want to see me but they'd rather see Chris Rock Wow everybody would yes

and there she already got to see you and it went well thank God it went well because as in the comic neurotic paranoid cunty brain I would go I didn't have a great set no wonder they're bumping me right that's why they're bumping me which is probably wrong but that's where my dumb head would go no they were it was they were really sweet so we all go down there's now we're like it's like a prize fight it's like Liz Estee me my sister Sarah we're all walking on the stairs and Chris is down there and he's like hey Liz sorry I'm bumping you and they're like I'm like kind of look at them like but I told you

knows my name and then he's like he's like I love the movie he's like I know I told you but the movies so good it's nice for them to hear you want to be like you see what he just did maybe you guys could do that every down then it was pretty nice and it's also just nice to hear from Chris it's very sweet he's probably lying but still he's like the movies great you were great sorry I'm bumping you and so then it's like they get the seats there's these little fold out the jump seats over oh yeah I know it so they put them in there and I'm like doing this praying they don't take their cameras out oh god and so Sarah Sarah

and I nestle in the back and here's Chris Chris and me and Sarah and then you get that moment John Laster's hosting and it's like here comes Chris Rock and it's so fun because my family knows what's happening we know I'm next to him the crowd explodes I love it that's what they come for and they explode it's so exciting and now you're in the back watching him and I got to tell you it is killer the new stuff he's got killer new burst out laugh got a great Elon Musk bit he had some killer Will Smith stuff yeah and talking about the slap folks is this for the new hour I have no idea what he's doing I assume but man it

was killer and you know there's some rock stuff that I'm not crazy about sure in the last 10 or 15 years but this stuff is primo whoa you're gonna hear first folks and it was so fun to watch and then Leslie Jones came and she was going on next she was closing the show it was fun when he came off because they had it's fun to listen to their exchange both celebrities yeah so she and she went on and killed and it was just so cool to see him and and watch him and to watch like he said through somebody else's eyes yes and it really makes you feel grateful it reminds you of like how insane our lives are I know and we

forget because we're like oh this flight and now the pods and all the comments but pretty great I remember the first time seeing Chris Rock in person at the Vegas HBO comedy TBS festival 2007 and it was like in the green room and I remember like he was like over there and be like I am in the same room as Chris Rock this is not pretty jarring and now you see me guy what's up Chris how's it going I still get the the twinkle in the in the gay love but but yeah love a twink but I still get it I get it with Louis still and I shouldn't but like I'm having brunch with Seinfeld next week and I'm already thinking about oh wow that

is spicy meatballs yeah yeah but I think I'm I'm just yeah I can be Meryl Streep I go hey cool like pretty awesome but if it's a comic I'm like when I met Norm I was shit in blood well also Seinfeld though is such a bigger as we've talked about such a bigger deal than Rock and Louis because the show it formed our entire being our whole existence is shaped by this television I know I know it's the cement is dried and he put our he put his big fat Jew name right on it yeah it's like rock I've spent like you know I've watched Bring the Pain 30 times but all in I've watched 75 hours of rock right all in

I've watched millions 20,000 hours of Seinfeld yeah keep going the TV show I mean yeah you don't have that much material so that's a bigger deal but yeah it was very exciting and then you know afterwards you're like how was it it's almost like sex you're like was that insane like it was amazing they're like this is crazy is there any worry about the material the the the edginess or the adult this level of it of his material well what the 17-year-old is that even crossed the sister's mind or tips I don't think so I think nowadays with tick-tock everything they've heard all our family's always been very liberal

with language I mean like I was watching Carlin when I was seven here so an action movie's ripping a guy's head off never a problem yeah yeah my family had no what do you call that hey none of that censoring yes no none of that need all these films with the child lock oh my mom got the child lock on the cable I'm like what my mom lets me watch two girls one cup on repeat I remember there was kids that couldn't watch the Simpsons like a lot of them but I can watch Simpsons and couldn't wear Simpson stuff and I was like that's insane yeah yeah that's stupid it's a cartoon even as a kid I would just be like what I know

yeah well so you do that was exciting that is very big and then fun and rock has no idea he's probably I did a set the other night yet he changed some some little queefs life well that's the coolest part about being a celebrity I said that to Colin years ago it's like you make everybody's day yeah I know it's pretty great and I I harp on this too much and I need to let it go but like I heard some people this is maybe three years ago like oh I rewatched Chris Rock it's so offensive to this group and offensive to that and then sexist or whatever and you're like oh really I never I never really thought about it

like that and he started getting sad but then in the grand scheme he walks down those stairs the fucking place erupts of course so I need to stop absorbing all that negativity just cuz some douche was like I thought it was offensive I in my head I worry I go I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings you know I don't want to be that guy but it blows over and it's a bigger thing all the people that have been in trouble for saying something I don't want to bring in stuff people have to physically sure but all the people have getting trouble for saying things have all brought way more joy comedians I'm talking about yeah not

Alex Jones but like people the comedians have brought way more joy than they have anything else usually it's 300 people loved it in one asshole didn't I know but I you know you know comics are we focus on the the arm crossed douche in the front yes whisper a comment in my ear what is it shout a comment in my ear I don't hear it whisper an insult from across the room and I hear it or something there you go yeah well I speaking of whispering I did seven zooms yesterday seven zooms what is this 2020 20 yeah brutal I so I'm shooting the special and I go we want to set you up with the right director so you got a zoom with all

these guys and I go I think I got the guy and they go I just zoom so it's just noon and then a one and then a 140 and that of 230 and you're just you can't leave the house because you're like I gotta go zoom yeah nightmare but I think we got the guy and it's it was weird because we we zoom one guy this guy's got a rap sheet of just jokoi fluffy Taylor Todd was at every big theater act going right now he's done them all all the specials and I'm like wow this guy's way out of my pay grade he go I go what do you think of the material is it too edgy goes some of it was a little too rich for my blood I go well you're

out yeah like what do we do it here you can't shoot a special that you think is too offensive yeah you don't have your name on it yeah which I obviously was willing to do but I remember thinking like how am I gonna narrow these guys down this guy was like well the school shooting stuff was like that was a little much I'm like how you gonna shoot this then yeah no pun intended yeah like imagine like Tarantino's like I'm gonna hire this this DP what do you think like well when you rape the guy in the dungeon under the pawn shop it's we might have to cut that yeah I don't know we I can't have that it's no good you need the

full approval yeah worried about this queef and I'm not saying the queef's got to blow me but like if you can't get on board with the act that's number one with a bullet yes no pun intended again right with the school shooting but yeah so that was awkward but seven zooms you forget I mean that that was worse than COVID was the zooming yeah I had a similar day yesterday same thing is like you know therapy over the phone cuz I was back in time as I had to travel and I had a zoom with my I'm doing an album special and you got and then after that there's like an audition it was the same kind of I hate all you want is to finish

obligations yes yes and then you finish one you have to come down and you're like well I got another one yeah and then the worst part is after all the zooms the manager goes let's do a call to go over I'm like oh I thought I was done that's brutal and I get it they're all they're all correct and they just want the best product but it boy it's a cum stain in my hair devil wears product yes and have the ways got something oh my god forget about it she's so very hot and underrated body she wore that cat suit for Catwoman or whatever it was and then broke back with her her her bombs out really in the back of the car

yeah I couldn't stop watching the gay sex pull up the the broke back photo I don't remember that if you can swivel that that old personal computer there big cans her and Jill and Hall in the backseat and she says am I going too fast said fast or slow I just like the direction you're going then he rips off the titties and they kind of have a jiggle wait they show yes back in the car broke back great film not Jill and Hall he's like what half half the way half the way tips can she's like leaning forward they're kind of hanging down there it's tremendous Berkshire half the way I pull that up but Jill and Hall I

find odd-looking Maggie yeah yes but jakes the hottest smoke show yeah love Jake Heath no Heath bar is a snack as well as the gays would say yeah do they say that the snack yeah you're a snack I love it I get my whole inbox just gay guys calling me a snack and I'll take it how about that I'd like to be a snack yeah they only knew my dick was fun size that's not bad I got a couple other things I mean how much more do you have that's about you got nothing I had eight seconds on zoom geez let me think I might have something why yeah you ever yesterday I'm so glad we're potting today because yesterday you ever have this I

woke up and I just went I got nothing yes I have that every day I had no my brain wasn't clicking I couldn't catch anything I hated I was a cranky the whole wrong side of the bed thing I always hated what people said that I had it I woke up on he her she them I was all over the place it happens and by the way I think I told you I was in a zoom meeting and that guy everyone has their pronouns and one guy had he hawk the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life I think he slashed off I think Yanis wrote that oh really yeah Yanis did that three years ago well this is a lot ago a ton of shit it was pretty damn good but and

this isn't like a meeting with like woke people safe space so it was guys my hero ledgy but it was a hot dog all the way but okay well I got a couple little things here if you want them and just YouTube commenters you heard Mark say he's got nothing these people if I talk too much I'll chime I'm trying to we're having a conversation but they'll go list hog the whole fucking thing you hear from our Lord and Savior Joe's piece of shit get your charm on and there's no thing that shows the beginning when we hit record we're like I don't have anything you gotta go so that I'm like you got it buddy well it's a show about

stories so if I have no story you have a story say this goddamn story I'm telling you I'm getting death threat I had a swastika my front door because I talked too much I'm one up three years ago that was from Chuck but we'll see what happens but yeah put it in my ass what you get a little tour the bag oh yeah I tore my bag in college I heard story we know the story all right sorry sorry it's a show about stories you know you haven't mentioned a while the tubes in the years that was big the first 300 episodes yeah I remember that yeah you'd say that every couple minutes I had tubes look at the tubes by the way is this

Joey Joey is this accurate 491st episode so we're close to our 500 we should do a big thing yeah you go to Keeves Keens Keens yes yes I wonder how close it's gonna hit to Gramercy it might be like whoa oh no it's gonna be further away than Gramercy yes what day is that March 14th oh god whatever your book gonna be out of town let's see it looks like 500 will be receiving two three and four okay here's a nugget I'm going to the Super Bowl what yeah I got tickets from uh from what's his face you're like Newman the dentist yeah Wattley Wattley thank you go into the Super Bowl I'm going to the Super Bowl what this always happens

people that don't give a fuck about football get Super Bowl tickets I'm kidding I wasn't my idea are you kidding how do you get Super Bowl so I'm opening for Burt in Phoenix wow like two days before and he's like well I'm a zillionaire I'll just buy us tickets to the Super Bowl so me and Gillis are going whoa and Gillis the squad is in there it's Eagles yeah so I got roof the Eagles which is a bummer my knees sitting next to him go birds I hate those I hate the green the the black guy I shouldn't talk about you're wearing they're gonna shoot me yeah yeah I like going to go Eagles well Burt and me and Shayner

texting and he goes we need a third who should we bring and I threw out your name I don't believe it for a second I did I threw out your name I threw out saying I threw out a bunch of names and Shane's like Soder big J whatever and we narrowed it down do we want someone who drinks so you were out okay and then we wanted someone blah blah blah so other people are out so we we settled on DeRosa a non-sports guy he hates sports drinker from Philly but he hates sports he does he's anti-sports really anti-sports you got two non-sports fans going to the Super Bowl that's that's fucked up on principle I didn't know he

hated sports hate sport he's like a Star Wars I don't hate sports he does hate the Sopranos though so DeRosa points back does he really yeah yeah yeah you're soul mate I know but he's like a he's like a comic book guy I think yeah guys I always leave the game he does blow any drinks and he owns a bar and he's a fun guy but I woke up at his apartment once after a blackout and I thought I was in a comic-con I was like it was like action figures and super Nintendo's and a big picture of Luke Skywalker I'm like oh did I wake up at Kevin Smith's house where the fuck am I he's a real Chuck he's a chuck he's a liberal Chuck

yes I always say I love Star Wars I don't know where this came from well whatever you know you made a comic called a virgin yeah yeah you like Punisher or whatever you like Star Trek Picard yeah that's a cat well I'd rather watch it at home anyways yeah yeah yeah who wants to go to the Super Bowl I'll send you a photo too expensive traffic what's happening the 500th episode will be on April 25th April 25th there you go folks be there it's a good year good date for 25 we do something should we wear a suit should we go gay should we kiss should we do a dunk tank 500 actually you know what yeah let's talk off air

okay I'll tell you the invention to 500 episodes that's wild that's a lot of content 500 hours content yeah that's big I mean that's 500 hours has got to be a measurement of something and by the way September will be 10 years yeah it's way more than 500 hours because you don't know this is 300 hours of Patriot live and more than that right jeez some episodes are longer than an hour true some of them are like an hour 10 hour 15 and a couple we lost couple we had to delete so yeah we definitely Chris deleted a couple episodes there's a few remember the comics unleashed debacle he almost got sued that was legendary we

had a couple guests that we had to just get who should that Cosby on almost got sued story I went on the show and trashed the whole thing and pretty much told all the inner workings of it and we really did a number yeah yeah we were unleashed so that got ugly it was bad I don't know if you know this cat but he's very litigious yeah it was wild but anyways wow a lot of a lot of memories a lot of history there her story many giz alright so let's focus up here what was I saying Super Bowl how they're gonna be mad because the Super Bowl is past I yeah Jesus what just happened technically yeah kind of week a week ago

happened last week I'll tell you all about the next step yeah oh future up yeah I don't know it'll be the next one I think okay okay we can do some some finagling yeah we'll do some finagling and whatever what how long we've been going I'm so fucked up we're recording nine episodes in one day yeah we had Chipotle I'm a little or 50 minutes in I gave you that I saw that but I don't know how long ago that was yeah yeah plus like Star Wars yeah the clock's a pot of sure you're over there in a galaxy far far away well so I was at Mohegan's son a few months ago and I was playing some bled it ride with old

Jason canner fun game no dice but whatever thank you we're playing the game and you know I get jacks and nines to pay okay that pays two to one I've jacked by nine that's that's two to one and I got ten dollar bet out there so all right 20 bucks okay okay now the lady Denise is the dealer's name she was an old catcher's met just crinkly and crunchy tits crunchy yeah yeah crispy so I go hey I to pair all right cuz you know this I like to have fun when I'm playing they get ready to flip the other card I'm like nine nine nine not and it was a nine so the whole table goes hey all right great moment and I

hit to pair she pays me ten bucks and then I take the money back and I throw the cards and I go I have a moment where I'm like wait wait I had to pair and she goes yeah jacks I don't know nothing about to pair and I go no I had jacks and nine nine was the big reveal yes and the guy over there I didn't know he goes yeah you were rooting for a nine and flipped one and I was like yeah yeah I had jacks and nine that's two to one whoa she was like no no no yeah jacks and I paid you for jacks whoa apple jacks this lady's on cracks so I go no no no and then you start to do you have this I have no confidence in anything this is why I

hate confrontation and disgust I'm like I stuck my heart rate goes up I'm like am I crazy yeah maybe I'm crazy and she's a dealer this is what she does for a living yeah so I'm like she must I must be crazy but I'm like you know me I'm quite low-key compulsive yeah check my hand a hundred times I check everything a hundred times plus you were going nine nine nine I mean it's all right there yes the guys the guy confer and I went no I think I think I had jacks and nine I mean I've rooting for a nine I got the nine and she goes do you want to file a complaint we go to the iron this guy call the pit boss yeah and I go well I'd

like my 10 is what I'd like I said honestly how how crazy is that gonna be it's gonna be a huge deal it's 10 bucks we're talking about 10 bucks here but principle also yeah principle and ego you're like yeah can we call her over because she had already pulled all the cards in I'm like the guy had to pair I'm sorry and then so she brings up she's like let me call the pit boss which is scary yeah yeah he's intimidating but the pit boss is like a 75 year old lady she like walks over the readers on like and don't you think of a pit boss is being like pinky ring mob what a big bald guy with a suit on I got alligator

or what he calls shark skin suit yes something from casino so the late comes over and goes well the only way to check the video we can check the cameras and there's two other non it's me and canner and two other guys you don't want to ruin their night yes and I go well how long does it take I don't know what to call them and I go okay well it's 10 bucks but I'm pretty sure I this this is crazy and the dealers just sitting there looking at me like you piece of shit and I'm like I'm sorry but yeah I think you should call yeah when she fucked up why she mad at you so she doesn't know she fucked up the story is very frustrating

so she goes and calls and I'm like trembling and she goes to continue the game which I'm like okay that's all I care about as long as these guys don't have to sit here or leave so she calls the eye in the sky which is very exciting yes yes she hangs up she goes okay they're gonna call back and I go great which is so crazy to think like they're in the video room looking this up and I go okay so we play a couple more hands and then I'm like the anticipation is killing me I hear the phone ring the pit boss phone I love a phone and I'm like okay here we go and she goes over I just hear wow okay oh boy interesting oh

boy you beat the system Jerry okay well here we go okay hangs up comes back and this is where it's gonna get really frustrating oh no comes back and she goes you had Jackson nines and I go okay she goes but she paid you and she goes maybe you got confused cuz she took away your side but there's like a side three card but she's like you took that money away so maybe you were confused which makes me crazy when people say maybe you're confused yes but now I I'm a little insecure and and then she's a pit boss and she's talking to the mob boss what does that mean paid you so here's where the confusion okay okay I don't

want to skip ahead here cuz this is where the confusion is so she thought I was saying I didn't get paid I only realized this afterwards the problem was I got paid but not enough right I was supposed to get paid two to one she gave me ten bucks but in that moment that she said that I didn't realize so I went oh cuz everything is all happening in the moment so I went oh okay yeah she's like that's probably why you're confused so I went all right and she walks away they're going I paid me but I'm like I reacted right away that she didn't pay me yeah and it's only after about three minutes that I go oh the

pit boss thought I said I didn't get paid at all I did get paid so when they watched on camera they just watched the chips the guy but it wasn't enough chips but then I was like do I call her all the way back over and do this all over again and have them go back to the tape again I think you do but I said to the dealer remember you said Jack you even she openly admitted I paid you for Jack but she went silent right this happens she was just like because she doesn't want to get in trouble Denise you coos so I just let it go but I can't let it go I just sat there and I was like do I want to fucking start this

whole excuse me actually you're right I know right and canner's like 100% I was there and then the dealer even said you didn't have Jackson eyes she's like you had jacks I paid you for the jacks you didn't have no nines it's all right there yes and then I just sat on it and like every couple minutes I'd be like should I go say something and then I was like fuck it and we just left they took my ten bucks but worse than the ten bucks I don't even give a fuck about ten bucks I give a fuck the I think that's what you were thinking yes thank you right and Denise the dealer knows but it's also hard because it's like a 70

year old African-American woman in front of her because in front of her like she fucked up she didn't pay me enough money and so I just let it go but I haven't let it go because I'm like the whole rest of the time I was just like motherfucker oh that's fucking heartbreaking ten bucks and they reviewed it but that was that's what was so frustrating she's like you did have Jackson eyes I'm like well that's what the argument exactly she said I didn't have it hearing it now I know you live through it and it's awkward and she's black and all that but an old and old hearing now it's all so obvious I know

the moment I get it it's weird this confrontation it's awkward it's tense and they tell you so matter-of-factly she's like you had it but they paid you yeah okay and then they walk away so you're like in them like I said I keep repeating myself but I just didn't understand what she was yes I was like oh I guess I'm wrong and then you're like oh I see what's happening here is there any check is this this makes me think less of the casino because you're watching it on video and she openly admitted oh you had jacks and paid you for the jacks now we find out you had nines from the video so obviously she

should have to pay you also for the nines but I lost my train of thought but but doesn't this is miscommunication of what he's asked yes yeah and it's so obvious and it makes me do you think there's any foul play here that's what I was getting his foul play over ten bucks whatever I just think that they probably assume the player is wrong more often because they're dealing all day it feels shady but they should catch that they fuck up all the time that was when I was playing poker they told me the day before they the the dealer shoved the pot to the losing hand and they had to go like whoa whoa whoa whoa no he had

and they had to go to the camera then I'd be like he had a straight because the dealer may not see it yeah by the way it's astounding how fast dealers can see a hand that's incredible like you get to like the end of the poker game they throw down the cards he's like okay straight three of a kind I'm like I'm looking at I'm like seven eight nine exactly yeah obviously like my hand I know what I have right someone else throws their cards I'm like what the fuck was that I totally get that that is tough but these casinos did you hear about this casino in upstate that the woman pulled the thing on the slot came

up ten million dollar winner and they got all the machines broken and she was like that's your problem I want my ten million and they were like no they went to court and they won wow pull that up just nice lady well their powerhouses I think yeah they they win they go there the machine was broken it's like well it's ever broken the other way right like how come I can't go hey I think I won ten million but it says two apples and an orange you know you can't go I think I won you know the machines broken there was an old wives an old wives tale about a roulette bet you know about this we probably talked about this in

episode 38 but ten years ago I don't know if this was real or not but there was a guy suppose in the story I think it's a wives tale but maybe it's a real story we could look it up I bet it's a myth this guy was at a roulette table and he kept he would hand after every spin he'd hand the dealer had go up I placed a mental bet on 28 it didn't come up here's my 80 bucks and the dealer was like what and he's like just take it I I bet mentally I didn't win and the dealer was like okay so he just took the 80 bucks and then he said oh I just I placed a mental bet on seven I lost his 60 bucks and then the dealers like all right and

just took the money and then he was like oh I just hit I placed a mental bet of 50 bucks on 10 and then they were like because he took the money for the mental bet they've established mental bets and they had to pay them out whoa it might be a fake story but certainly a story who's this magneto maybe look up mental bet yeah that's a good playing at the paradise wow mental bet sounds like a guy know you don't know mental bet he's a good egg I know mental vet he fucking yelled at me in Austin on the street one day all right so what it would give us the mental bet and the 10 million thing did you get the slot

machine whore I got the slot machine I don't know about this mental bet that's gonna be a tough still says a slot machine told her she hit a massive jackpot but the casino claimed it was a machine error and offered her a meal at the on the house a meal Jerry so she won 43 million which swordfish which would have been the largest jackpot ever won in the slots in US history broken she excitedly snapped a selfie with the screen but when the Bookman came to collect her name is Bookman but when Bookman came to collect her prize kind of strange Philip Baker Hall a casino worker told her she didn't actually want

anything and offered nothing but a complimentary steak dinner in 225 225 said that the resort it's it's resorts world the spokesman apologized and told see it in that casino personnel were able to determine the figure displayed in the penny slot was a result of an obvious malfunction a fact later confirmed by the New York State Gaming Commission it says the New York State Gaming Commission also said in August that machine displayed a disclaimer saying if malfunctions void all pays in place damn give the lady a mill you know just to have mercy on this poor woman because it's cruel to take that away from her

like that fifty thousand so it's also like in poker there's a bad beat it's like a big pot like if you have four of a kind of fives are better and you lose to like a flush a royal flush whatever everyone gets paid out it's like a huge thing but you're like if you lose four of a kind if you have four fours you lose to four sevens there's nothing like you should get a dinner for that there should be like levels of thing for a kind it's like hey here's 300 bucks yeah get a steak here's a here's you go to the buffet or whatever right right Jimmy buffet agreed no no fake bet roulette I'm gonna look it up this is why I'm

guessing the word word is a mental bet I guess it's a different word this was used because I can't find anything with mental bet and casino yeah well casinos are just sad to me I like the gambling it's fun I get it but it's just it's the most fun thing on a TV show or a movie or a commercial it's like hot women and dice and blowing on them and then you go there and it's the exact opposite it's kind of like a cheeseburger McDonald the commercial you're like wow look at that thing it's 10 feet tall there's mayonnaise piling up the side it's beautiful then you get a McDonald it's like somebody shit out of

an old sandwich and you know Calcutta it's brutal but I can see not just that camo hats the limps the respirators the smoking the old ladies the gin and tonics the sad waitress it's brutal what that's why the poker room is is funner I think as you can kind of joke around a little bit but even there it's like I was talking about this on stage you're playing and then like every single player knows every single dealer yeah like this is a little sad like I think these guys are just here all day every day oh no doubt about it they've lost their kids are mad at them their wives hate them their divorce whatever

it's it's not not pretty yeah it's tough it's a tough life the whole thing is based on hope and you're not really selling a product you're selling hope yes and hope is the same muscle as anxiety is that right yeah it's all future like being hopeful and being anxious are both dissatisfaction with the present right you're like I have hope for this it means like I'm unhappy now yeah hopefully this will help right right yeah it's a little it's because anxiety is negative hope is a little more positive but it is the same it's rooted in the future right same muscle yeah I'm listening to a podcast right

now and it's about dating apps and how they're all owned by one company but they said that the slot machine type of like you know you're obviously I don't know what that sound was you just keep like swiping left and right on people and dating apps they said there's a slot machine aspect to it oh yeah same with Instagram when you do things that have the potential of ending up good you get the same dope you get like a dope even if you consistently lose and never get anywhere pulling the slot machine is the potential and you get a dope mean hit just from yeah this could be good it's the same with Twitter and Instagram yeah

refreshing and then like or whatever I don't think we should slot shame but I get it geez sorry I'm getting texts about I'm filming this project my camera guy is not gonna make it until what oh the way the flight yeah see can you say the problem maybe I don't know it's gonna be excited get get the excitement going yeah yeah story on my podcast yeah so fun guy and he's just a he's just you can't take your eyes off of him on screen that's good well we're down a cameraman and it's just me and Sal Q so well he's got a great track record all right we got to wrap it up yes yes where you gonna be there fat man

I don't even know anymore this comes out in April of 2024 yeah I got love shooting the special March 6 let me see some dates in here we got any ads or anything we'll do that after I'm just curious oh I see all right March 6 shooting the special at the Village Underground oh we got another PS 109 show on the 24th this Friday PS 109 might be sold out next week Chicago Park West March 2nd please come to that Village Underground oh March 14th live episode at the Gramercy that sold out of course I'm doing comedy dojo on March 18th I love the dojo gotta work a new hour I'm going to Bruce Springsteen

March 20th oh my god that's horrible and then Salt Lake City March 31st and April 1st Wilbur Theatre April 15th hometown hero back in Austin for Moon Tower you going to Moon Tower yeah I don't think so April 29th to the 21st Purdue University you can't come to that side splitter is May 4th through the 6th Purdue and I'm pretty excited they might win the national championship Super Bowl Spokane June 1st through the 3rd Columbus Fonnybone June 16th through the 17th Irvine California the middle of July great club San Jose July 20th through the 22nd and then a bunch of days we want to know about August Providence comedy

connection Portland Helium in August Dallas improv in August it's all happening it's all pipes Addison yeah great room also all right I'm gonna come to the Vic again Friday we're adding the show on the 17th Toledo Fonnybone so I'm gonna go right from Magic to Hades and then we're off to Poughkeepsie let's sell that thing out Oxnard Levity live in LA or outside of LA Bricktown comedy club in I guess that's OKC I believe that is Dayton Fonnybone and all kinds of fun stuff get on it get on the patreon tell a friend queef it up Chuck you want to plug yeah I got a podcast called fun bearable with a great comic named Ray

Harrington yeah sorry if you want to hear about Joe's special documentary shooting this week you can listen to the fun bearable episode just go to fun bearable pod.com Joe's episode is marked right at the top so you can listen to it and you'll hear that whole story as well as a great story of I've never seen Joe get grossed out by a big jizz story but there's a jizz story remember the desk jizzing all over the desk oh yeah that was horrible yeah you hated oh there you go but yeah check it out I don't know what episode's coming out this week but that Joe episode and the Mark episode are pinned at the top of the page

hell yeah all right folks thank you Chuckster liberal Chuck and yeah fun stuff that's lunch patreon get a mug