Two Hot Takes - 117: Fight or Flight Ft. Hannah Berner

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Hannah Berner! This episode features stories that make you want to fight them or flight them. We go a bit off the rails this episode with tangents so you may even be ready to fight us. Can't wait to hear your takes on these ones.. especially the proposal from hell. Follow Hannah: https://hannahberner.com Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Bonus Content on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Watch our Iceland Travel Vlog!!! https://youtu.be/FISXcwnw49E Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: Manscaped: Manscaped.com Promo Code: THT20 HelloFresh: HelloFresh.com/tht16 Promo Code: tht16 PDS Debt: PDSDebt.com/THT Next Evo: nextevo.com/THT

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Pull it. Rip it. Bam it. I actually had a t-shirt to change in due because I know that we get comfy, but this is fine. No, you look good. I just watched an episode of New Girl and she was like, here, here's a blanket for you to get cozy and it's this lawyer, girlfriend and Nick, that like hates her. And I'm like, this is me with everyone.

I like throw blankets on them. I want more of them. You just kidnaps them. I do. I just want everyone to come on. Be so cozy comfy. I love the candles. It's iconic. Yeah. My calendar that's stressing me the fuck out. You're written calendar. That's that was actually a really good throw. I'm athletic. That was really good. I'm really athletic. It's a secret talent of mine. Watch out Olympics. Yeah. Oh, okay.

At least fucking assholes. Yeah. So I was talking to you and you're like, oh, well, I have a red eye right after, blah, blah, blah, and I'm like, girl, you are giving me fight or flight. You're giving me, maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Adderall. You're gonna need to sage's room after I leave

from all the crazy shit I've done in the last couple weeks. I'm just running for my thoughts. Are you? I like to stay busy. I was gonna ask, are you going through divorce? Or why are you not? Why are you home? I'm gonna get burned out.

It's just, you know what, I'm and like my career finally started to get some momentum. You're popping. I mean, I've been trying. You just had the Jonas Bros. You were doing some shit with the Jonas Bros. I'm trying to find happiness through the wrong things, but I think I'm going to burn out and then I'm going to take the summer off. That is a great plan. Like, I'm literally going to be like a teacher. Like, I'm taking the summer to just chill and then go back to my bullshit. I have a lot of guys. Why is it like, I just like, I'm taking the summer to just chill. I'm gonna go anywhere. I wanna go anywhere. I have a wish of God. Why was Liddy like, I just like, I'm kind of in a, well, no, that's on the list for sure.

And the boat day, we'll get you on the boat. Boat day, state fair. Yes, we can do a little live show around that time. Hell yeah. But I was like, I just wish I had a friend like a convie. Like, do you wanna go to Europe? And like, everyone in my life works. No, I'm like, I work too, but like not like, you know, it's flexible work.

I feel like work, people are changing the idea of work. Like ever since COVID, people are like, do we really have to do this? And I can't do nine to five. Like I'll get fired immediately. And I just feel like life is too short to be dealing with that stuff. But some people are better with the organization. Yeah. I'm not. I feel like I'm chained down monster. That's how I feel. I'm released.

I'm like, this podcast was a blessing because like even working the OT job when I was there every day nine to five or while I was like eight, I'd be there eight, which is even worse. Oh, no. I was like, what the fuck? Like middle of the night. Yeah. And it's amazing.

It's so amazing that people can do that for 40 years. But the problem is full circle that when you're an entrepreneur, you don't have someone to tell you like this weekend's off. It's the next thing you know, you're like, babe, you haven't slept in four weeks, and I'm like, because I'm afraid that it'll all go away if I don't stop working.

But no, I'm grateful to be like able to travel and stuff like that, but I realized if you take a week off, the world doesn't stop. I have to be better at saying no to things, but I'm so fucking happy to be back on hot takes. I called hot takes, by the way, and I was like, two hot takes,

and I'm like, I know, I like that. How do you take me? So I'm honored to be asked back. I love this part. You have an open invite. Whenever you want. I love this part. We have an open in, right? Whenever you want. I love this part. We're all so chill. We're like, text each other.

You're like, when is it today? And I'm like, honestly, I don't know, but take me to the airport. I'm down. I just have a carpet roll in my car. So we're going to, we're going to squish in with that bad boy. But if you guys haven't noticed or recognized her voice, hi, welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. Today, we have Hannah Berner joining.

Thank you. I'm a host Morgan. Fight or flight is the theme? Oh, yeah. Let's go. Yeah, it's gonna be a bad one. I'm excited. Oh, let's dive in. I'll take a pro's act and go. Okay, so we're gonna ease into it a little bit, okay? Yep. ease into it. So this next one is from Amity Ascle, oh this first one with a photo. Five days old, it's titled Amity Ascle, 38 Male, for cutting back on work to prove a point to my wife, 30 female. My wife is usually an angel of a woman, but has recently gotten into a friendship with

a woman who I personally believe is a bad influence on her, not in a patronizing way, more of a laydown with dogs, get up with fleas type of situation. I've never heard that before, but continue. I've never said anything about her childishnessness or her very radical misandry because frankly it doesn't affect me until it did. A few months ago, my wife began pressuring me to do more around the house. Before I get an instant you're the asshole, we already split chores and childcare. Admittedly, she had a bigger cut than I because she has a stay-at-home mom, but I do most

of the cooking, breakfast, and dinners, lunches, her responsibility for her and the boys. I take out the garbage and I do laundry. And I deep clean the bathrooms once a week. I do also help with our boys homework and such. I'll marry this man right now. He's... The bar is low, but he's doing a lot.

The bar is six feet under, but it's pretty good right now. She insists that I am not doing enough and that I should be doing more around the house. I tried having discussions with her, asking what she expected from me, namely, all chores and child rearing should be my duty, it seems, and for months, it seemed to be going nowhere. She used the D word more than once

when speaking on this, which felt manipulative. What's the D word, divorce? Oh when speaking on this, which felt manipulative? What's a D word? Divorce. Oh! I was like, Dad? Oh my God. That's, yeah, that is manipulative. It boiled over when we were out with friends one night and she began talking about how I

never help out and how I use her as a house slave, her words. I will admit, I saw red. The next part is where I may be the asshole. I didn't say anything that night, but the next day I asked my boss to be given reduced hours for the next little bit due to stress. And I took over everything in the house. I cooked breakfast and made lunch for the boys before I drove them to school. I cleaned the house, topped a bottom.

I did every dish we had twice, and so on. My wife was blindingly happy and bragged her friend that she had finally worn in. Wow, I had like many different feelings and emotions throughout this. We're not even done. Oh, no.

She didn't lift a finger for around a month. Then she began asking why we never went on dates anymore, and complaining that she wanted to get her nails done as they were growing in. I explained that I had to take that out of our budget so we could continue to afford everything else, but we could absolutely have a moving item, and I could paint her nails for her. She was unhappy with that solution, so I asked her if she would want to get a part-time job to pay for her luxuries. You would have thought I asked if she wanted to join a cult.

She then asked if I could just go pick up more shifts at work to cover her other expenses and use the phrase, be a man, which I found more than a little insulting. I then asked if she would be willing to go back to splitting the chores in such, which is when she began to catch on that the two were related. She yelled at me that I was being a manipulative asshole for doing this and even claimed it was financial abuse. I stood strong for a while, but now I'm questioning my methods, because even I feel what I did was a little bit underhanded.

As in, he stopped making as much money to do the chores. Am I the asshole? Wow! It's gray. It's very gray. I mean, I feel like they hate each other. Like, why are they together? They're for sure they hate each other. I actually love this for him. I was like, I first hated him and now I'm like, he's a feminist icon. He's dishing it back.

And a stay at home, mom's, it's a tough gig. Yes. But, sweetie, you can't have your cake you need it too. Say no, mom is arguably the hottest thing. Sorry, I don't. Hottest and hardest. And hardest. Absolutely.

And I do love a woman telling her man, like, you have to help out. This isn't just like me. I don't know if it's the friend. I think he needs to accept that it sounds like this is, she's kind of being a dick to him. It almost seems like she wants him to break up with her. You know what? Well, the threatening divorce is kind of giving that.

Like, it seems like she almost wants him to call her on it. Like, oh, you're threatening me with divorce? Okay, fine. Fear, you can have it. And it's like, she has such unrealistic expectations for him. She's making him the house slave. And if he doesn't, she wants a divorce. Yeah.

And then if she can't also have money, she wants to do, oh, I mean, I'm out here just time people to break up left in, right? I love a divorce. I think it's empowering. Start a new, fresh slate. I think this is wild because it sounds like he's, I mean, they're in trouble. He's going above and beyond.

Not only is he now stay at home, dad essentially doing everything, he is also working. And then when it's like, oh, well, I need some money for my fill, I need my luxuries. Well, hey, why don't you get a part-time job? Absolutely, the fuck not. Like, you can't do that. She's eating so much cake right now. So much. And also, like, they're men out here who don't do shit. None. And the fact that he is like cooking and cleaning and taking care of the kids is, I mean, it's great, but it sounds to me like, then let him do all the chores and you get a job,

find something you're passionate in. And that sounds like a good balance. You start making money, bitch. I love that. Yeah. And that's like, that's a part of the argument too, where it's like, oh, well, stay at home mom, like what off time do they have? But like, she, it doesn't sound like, like the kids go to school and then it sounds like she has off time too. So for him to then be like, splitting the chores even more unfairly and working, I'm just like, mm, I just don't, I don't vibe with this one. I also wonder how what changed, because it sounded like it wasn't like that. They had even chores.

I think the friend. The friend is like in her little ear. Maybe she's fucking her friend. I could see her. For sure. Like a thousand percent. I mean, just starting conspiracy theories. It's the shoe offense. The shoe offense.

So top comment on this one, not the asshole. Stay at home means you do most of the housework. I'm not sure why your wife doesn't understand that. Dude, you said your wife is an angel. I'm not really seeing it. Threatening divorce to bludgeon you into doing more housework is a pretty big red flag. Yeah, the use of the word angel was strange to me

in the beginning. She's usually an angel of a woman. An angel of a woman. I think she's probably beautiful. And he put all these things on to her that she was perfect. And now she's like, do you love me? Because if you don't listen to everything I do, I'm leaving you.

There's a weird power dynamic happening. But she's super hot. I could see it. I'm really envisioning this now too, where she like, and there are some people, their goal in life is to be a stay at home mom. That's what they wanna do. Yeah.

I've honestly, I'd love to retire. I would. Just seeing you, do you go into Pilates class in the morning? I have a lot to do. I used to go to hot Pilates all the time. I had a hailey beaver like fucking next to me. Like, I gotta get back to my grind. Like, I'm sorry guys, this is done.

But it's fine to get to that point, but then like hire someone to take care of the kids. You can't have your husband doing both because Hilbert now and then that's not healthy. Well, it's like trade off. If you don't want to be a state-home parent anymore and do all the housework, let him stay home and you go back to work.

But you can't be this uneven labor and the traditional, be a man, pay for me. let him stay home and you go back to work. But you can't be this uneven labor and the traditional like, be a man, pay for me. Like, we don't live in 1950s. We can't do that anymore. I've only been married for a second, but pretty much the most important thing about marriage is just like, okay, now we're united front,

how do we function together? So this is like 101 of marriage that they're having struggles with. Yeah. You're in here too right now, aren't you? I'm starting May 13th was my anniversary of marriage. So it'll be your two. So it'll be my second year, yeah.

Yeah, you're getting into the thick of it. So much more. Yeah. What's the biggest fight you've seen some shit? I've seen some shit. You know what? Oh, try to think about one thing, because back in the day I did reality TV, the number one thing is I'm not allowed to go and read it.

You can't go and read it? So that was the only time I'm allowed to go and read it. I've never even seen read it. Does it hurt your feelings? More just like I don't want it back the day with you want to affect your creativity Mm-hmm of what people like say and stuff. Yeah, and I um Yeah, I ultimately like I don't even look at comments on like Instagram videos or photos and stuff I but this is like my safe Reddit. Okay. I'm glad. This is the only fun part of Reddit. Yes

I honestly though I have a hard time like and it's I honestly though, I have a hard time. And I put myself here. I do this to myself every week. But it is like, when you read some of the comments, and it's like, you're so out of touch. And I'm like, bitch, how is this playing in the mud last week? What do you mean I'm out of touch? Yeah.

People are projecting their stuff onto you. And I always say, if you're not getting hate on your podcast, no one's listening. Thank you. That's true. Okay, that... I feel better. If everyone's likes your podcast, that means that only your mom listens. Okay, so the one-star reviews are... are a good thing. Yes! It's true. Okay, I like it. Lightning in the mood a little bit. This is coming from my very own two hot takes subreddit. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Posted about a day ago, it is titled, Am I the asshole for posting a virginity cake? I, 18 male, have been dating my girlfriend, 18 female for almost eight months now. Last week, we slept together for the first time. A day later, when hanging out with some of my girlfriend, 18 female, for almost eight months now. Last week, we slept together for the first time. A day later, when hanging out with some of my friends, I told them that we had slept together. My friends always made fun of me for being a virgin

as I was the last in the group to have sex. Yesterday, my friends came to my house with a small shop right cake that had a horribly written virgin with a big red X over it. They were all recording and laughing. I thought it was really funny and they all took a video of me blowing out a candle on the cake as they all clapped.

I asked one of my friends to send me the video and I posted it to my private story on Snapchat. This story has my girlfriend, her two best friends, who I am also friends with, the four guys in my group, along with two other people who I'm friends with at school. About two hours of my story being up, my girlfriend texted me that I was an immature asshole, because I made a joke of an important step in our relationship and told multiple people, and has threatened to break up with me. I took the story down and said it was just a joke and that I didn't mean to upset her.

She laughed at me on delivered. My friend texted me asking why I took the story down and I said it was because it made my girlfriend unhappy. My friend said she's overreacting and that I'm not an asshole. Am I the asshole? What a good question. I think he was an asshole and then an asshole himself.

Okay. Explain yourself. I think that this was one of these like boys jokes that like, you know what something's really funny with your friend and then you tell it to your significant other and they were like, like kind of hurt my feelings. This is the kind of thing that like, her sexuality does not need to be a part of a joke.

Her sex, what she's doing in bed with you, she doesn't want to know that you talked to your friends about it. He enjoyed it so much that he wanted to make it, like, enjoy it for everyone when it's not. I think that he was in the wrong, but the fact that he immediately was like, I'm so sorry and really see me to mistake, was nice of him. Yeah, I agree. I think it's like,

it's kind of a, yeah, is it cheesy and kind of weird? Like, okay, maybe. But I have been tagged. I can't even tell you how many times in the meme of the guy who got his girlfriend the fart cake. Like Jessica farted in front of me because I have this thing.

I haven't really farted in front of my boyfriend. So I get tagged in it. And so it's kind of that same like concept where it's like, hey buddy, you look you a sex which I don't know, it's kind of like this ground breaking moment in a lot of people's lives. You know, you're an 18 year old girl, how like you do not want people talking about what you're doing. Hell no.

So like the fact that if it would have been ca kept like really private between the dudes. Yes. Okay. And I mean he posted on a private Snapchat with like seven people on it all like half of whom were in the room. So I I don't know. I look so old but Snapchat. Can you you can screenshot it and send it to people? I think she just didn't want it out there. Yeah. I also know I totally get that, I totally get why she felt, I don't think you should break up. What's a guy for it? But that's a moment where you're like,

let's have this as a learning lesson that wasn't funny. Please respect like what we do in private. Like yeah, tell your best friends, but I don't need you making a mockery. It also depends on the person. Like, yeah, it depends on the person. And it is as someone who makes jokes for a living. It's a thin line between like, yeah, it depends on the person. And it is as someone who makes jokes for a living. It's a thin line between like what's actually funny for you

versus like when it's someone, if you're using someone else's life to get your friends to laugh. Yeah, well, and that I guess is true. Like the bottom line is, she said she was uncomfortable with it. He remedied the situation by taking it down. Yeah.

So there's that. I'm thinking about this now though. Do you feel that there's a double standard for guys versus girls where girls, like we tell our girlfriends everything. We talk about their dick size. I mean, we really get into it. And I had a conversation with my friend Drew

and she was like, guys don't talk about that. Guys don't really talk about the intimate details of like... They don't talk about intimate details of anything. Like, have you ever asked, like, oh, how Steve? And he'll be like, you know, Steve, and his girlfriend broke up, and I'm like, why? And they're like, I don't know.

Like, no follow-up question. You drop that kind of hot fucking spicy tea, and you have not one detail. But the guys are taught, like, for example, when you send nudes, he's showing all his friends. Let's just be honest. That's dudes.

What? If you send a nude to a guy that you're not seeing for a long time, he's going to show his friends. Why? To show it off. To be like, look at this girl, she has nice tits, she sent it to me. That's dudes. Ah! It's true. And within each other, it's all like this like alpha leg, who's f**king, did you f**k, did you get those hot girls, dude, that kind of toxic culture. We're just cool,

keep it in your locker room. But once you try to merge the locker rooms, it gets weird. Like guys don't want to know that we're talking about how big their dicks are every time we sleep with them. But like that's what we keep on our end, and they keep their shit on there, guys don't want to know that we're talking about how big their dicks are every time we sleep with them. But like, that's what we keep on our end and they keep their shit on there. But it's things to think about. I know. God, what the fuck? You can't be, if there's dudes out there listening, you can't be doing that. I also think though, like, as someone in a relationship.

It gets so much porn. No, I know. But that's why you just have to think. Like, he doesn't, he's a kid, and he wants to show his friends look how hard this girl is. I mean, how many times you've gone dick pic and sent into like 10 people? Never.

I do. Pff. I like have one saved on my phone. I'm like, is this not insane? Oh, I was just talking to someone about that, that 365 show. And I was like, that dick had to be hard and they taped it down because there's no way someone is that big flaccid. Because if that's that big flaccid,

he can't be having sex with people. That's why it's no way. Just don't put your face in photos ever. I don't like sending nudes unless it's like someone I've been with for a while. Yeah. Or like sent teasers where it could be anyone's labia, you know? True. I've got it from Google. Also, the fact that you said that you've never farted in front of your boyfriend, particularly for me, is so funny because I am like the gassyest person in the world.

Oh, I am. I put myself in pain every day. No, how are we going to fight the patriarchy if we have a stomach ache? I don't know. I've started to be very subtle in bed. The only problem is I kind of have them like a stinky gal too. So like I do the like pull your butt cheeks apart, message, and so that's really helped. So I like I am but like, do you get nervous when it goes down

on you? Oh yeah, I have like a friend that accidentally shitting a guy's mouth. So I like whenever I'm gassy and have stomach issues, I'm like, we cannot 69 today. Like this is not happening. No, because I never burp. Like it never goes out the top, it always goes out the bottom. Yeah. So but I even if I tried to be dainty like you, I always like I'll laugh too hard and a fart will come out. So like I also think it's powerful to there's respect. Like I want to respect our relationship. Yeah, I've definitely farted Like to get a guy to break up with me before like how many times can I fart and did it work? No, they like like it more sometimes because you're just confident some people do get turned on by far

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Okay. Yeah. We have our poopery that we travel with because he's got stomach issues, but he's never farted. Wow. See, my husband is really good at farting. He's people will clap after a good fart.

And I think that's so powerful. So I like to do that. But what helped our marriage is my husband got COVID and then he couldn't smell for a while. So I was silent farting all fucking day and he couldn't tell and I was like, we'd be in the car, the hot box's car and he couldn't tell and I was like, this is saving our marriage.

Oh my God. I'm like, I'd be like gagging at my own fart and he'd be like, what a nice day out and I'm like, oh my God. You have no idea I'd be like gagging at my own fart and he'd be like, what a nice day out. And I'm like, oh my God. You have no idea. Wouldn't that be amazing? Yeah.

Obviously COVID was horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible. But sometimes, I mean, if men, I wish it was like a, you could like, just turn it off and back on. Yeah.

I hopped box of the car and we were driving by like universal on the highway. And I had to roll down the window I'm like, God, you smell those eggs like there must be a gas leak It's just someone die in the sound So he's never caught you and be like you farted. No No, there's been no like obvious sound, but I know I fart in my sleep and I feel like he's just lying to me because I like have woken myself up from like

Scaring myself away from me farting people don't talk enough about and I think my husband early I was like you far a lot in your sleep. I am I know I'm rip and ask all night cuz you know when you go to sleep bloated and you wake up just skinny Who is she? Belladid bitch? You've been like an orchestra all night all night Yeah, maybe you need to get one of those I thought it was like night. Yeah. Maybe you need to get one of those recorders. I've thought about it, but then I'm like, you don't want to know.

I don't want to know. And I do jump scare myself away. With them. So it's like, I just, you know, it's not worth it. And my body knows like the minute he walks out the door, I am like, yes. Like instantly. But it is true.

When you're first with someone, the adrenaline like keeps it together. But for years, I don't true when you're first with someone the adrenaline like keeps it together But for years. Yeah, I don't know how you do it. It's truly incredibly you should run for president I should yeah, I have wanted to get into politics. Oh my god. I could see that for you. I just don't want to get shot I have a hot take I'm scared of getting shot though true. I mean people are fucking that everyone good shot nowadays. It's terrifying Shot though. True. I mean people are fucking that. Everyone good shot nowadays. It's terrifying. Listen up ladies, Father's Day is creeping up on us and if you haven't gotten a gift for dear old dad or any of the daddies in your life, Man'scape has got you covered. So don't wait any longer and use code THT20 at checkout for 20% off and free shipping. And if you don't know where

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I love a jump scare. This one makes me want to kill someone. Okay. Trigger warning on this next one, it does mention talks of sexual assault and kidnapping. So this is from our slash True Off My Chest posted four days ago. It is titled My 23 Female Boyfriends, 26 Male Friends, Pretended to Kidnap Me for a Proposal. Oh, they kidnapped her. What the fuck?

Okay, continue. I am trembling and just created this all-to-count because my main has a lot of details about me that would make it easy to trace back. A week ago, my boyfriend told me he had a camping trip planned with his friends on Friday today. He said he would have no service and he'll see me on Sunday.

He messaged me at 5 a.m. this morning and told me they're hitting the road. Around eight, I went for a run like I usually me on Sunday. He messaged me at 5 a.m. this morning and told me they're hitting the road. Around 8 I went for a run like I usually do on Fridays. I have one headphone in while I do because I was on a work call. While I was running, I noticed an SUV that kept popping up. In hindsight, it looked just like my boyfriends' childhood friends car. I sent a message to my sister saying to stand by and shared my location. It's so funny how girls have such good intuition. She's like, I'm going to die today.

Oh, because that car is a little too close. Trust your gut, girlies. Right after sending the message, I looked up and the SUV was right beside me and someone jumped out and grabbed me. It happened so fast I even dropped my phone on the pavement. I was pulled into this car and I could tell there was at least two masked guys in the back before they covered my eyes. In hindsight, they had cartoonish, ski masks and black gloves on. I freaked out and resisted like crazy,

screaming and kicking. All I could hear was these guys laughing and I could feel one of them holding me down by my arms behind me and the other was holding my legs down at the knees. This is so fucking traumatic. A media trauma, a media therapy for 30 years. I don't know how long I was in there,

but I kept begging them to let me go and cry. I even admit I peed on myself, but I don't think they noticed until we arrived at the house. They pulled me out of the car and I was screaming for help until I was pulled into the house. When the mask on my head was removed, I was on my knees in front of my boyfriend of two years. He was staring at me with a confused look

before he started to angrily ask his friends what was going on. As I started to adjust to what was going on, I realized he was dressed nice and there was romantic decorations around the entryway to his house. I realized who he was and what was going on and collapsed into sobs. I probably had a five minute panic attack in that car on my way there and another one sitting in the entryway to his house. I was sweaty, wearing soiled yoga pants, flushed with fear, scared for my life. That was all about an hour or two ago. My boyfriend took me upstairs and just going to help me

get showered and changed, but I wanted to do that alone. I heard yelling and commotion downstairs while I showered, but I don't know what is going on. I'm sitting in his room now holding my shattered phone after crying in my sister about what happened. She lives 1.5 hours away, but is speeding over to get me now. I can't stop thinking about what happened. And even though I now know I was never in any danger, I don't think my brain can comprehend it. They were snickering and teasing me in deepened voices

about what they were going to do to me. The one that was holding my legs down kept caressing my thighs up and down into the inner area. Oh, hell no! When the car would break, his face kept caressing my thighs up and down into the inner area. Oh hell no! When the car would break, his face kept falling into my chest. I don't even know who that was. I just know one of them sounded unsure and kept trying to defuse the situation, but I think it was the driver.

So did you propose? I don't think so. We have some edits. It seems like things... They were follow-up questions. Yeah, everyone had... What the fuck is going on? Type reactions in the comment. As in maybe they had a plan and the friends went rogue.

Yeah, it sounds like that. Because obviously he expected her to show up. He had like everything set up and like ready for a cute proposal. So I don't know like why couldn't they just have been like, Hey, can we take you somewhere? Hey, it's your friends. We want to take you somewhere and it's a surprise. What's wrong with that? I think sometimes people will use any opportunity as an excuse to like act out their insane fantasies.

Like I feel like these guys had a fantasy to kidnap a woman and play this out and they took this as like, here's our shot. Let's get her there, but let's do it our way. And they just went fucking rogue. First, well, the word rogue is so fun to say, but this is not a fun situation because I feel like dudes will never understand the fear of like being alone, walking or running as a girl. Like anywhere you go, I'll walk somewhere like with a guy and be like, I can never be alone. Like think out your hair and they never think that. No. And this is every girl's worst nightmare is going outside alone and getting captured by a bunch of men. I think about this every time I walk outside by myself. Literally.

Even in broad daylight. Literally. I don't, I'm like, I'm speechless. I need to know like, any follow ups. Yeah, so top comment on this is, this is no joke. Most people who are kidnapped or assaulted are done so by people they know. This is assault. Press charges against these shitty friends of his.

And someone goes, it's essay as well. The friend and his friends thought they had a get out of jail free card to enact their sick fantasies. So yeah. Wow. Comments picking up on a two. So there isn't edit at the top. My sister arrived.

She wants to take me to the police station now. I haven't spoken to my boyfriend yet, but I think there's more to this story than he knew about. I'll have to log off for a while. Thank you for the support in the comments. Edit number two. I'm working with police now.

This is going to be investigated as a false imprisonment if I press charges. My sense of time was so warped. From where I was picked up to his house was about seven or ten minutes in the car. It felt like way longer than that. As for the friends, the driver was his childhood best friend who I actually get along well with. He was in tears when he voluntarily arrived at the police station for a statement.

The other two were friends from his athletics class that he started attending a few months ago. It seems like the two guys I didn't know wanted in on what otherwise was supposed to be something more innocent. The original plan was for them to pop out of this car in their funny kidnapping attire and hand me a letter that explained I was being summoned by boyfriend and resistance is futile. Seems like the plan changed as the two new friends wanted to shake me up a bit more

and make it feel more real. Edit 3. I've had time to calm down and long talks with my sister. We are going to meet up with my ex, question mark, boyfriend for dinner tonight. He has been respectful of my request for space, but has been emotional whenever he thinks about what I went through this morning. His best friend contacted me repeatedly apologizing for allowing it to get that far, but I asked for him to stop any did. The best friend's fiance reached out

and has been supportive and apologetic too. I'm astounded at the support I've received here and wish I could think each of you individually. I've never had anyone other than my sister and boyfriend care for my mental well-being like this. Reddit is a very kind to play sometimes. Sometimes. Cute. So it sounds like these two motherfuckers. Yeah. Ruined the whole situation in like the worst possible way. Even like, also what is athletics club? What does that mean? Your gymies who are snorting up steroids?

That sounds like it. I'm just blown away. And I guess to each their own. But my idea of a romantic proposal does not include any blindfolding. Also, that was planned out. I know she's gonna be running at this time. It should be in this place, find her.

Absolutely not. I hate to be like another breakup, but it worries me as to like, what kind of people he fucks with, and then also why he thought that would ever potentially be even cute. That's what I'm worried. Even the jump scare of them just surprising right first is enough for me to be like,

nape, not fun, not cool. No, and like anytime there's a mask involved, it's kind of like, it doesn't matter how childish the mask is. Like when someone initiates a kidnapping, you think you're gonna kidnap him, like kidnap. Like, and even now she's like, well, I know I was never in any real harm. Tell that to your brain, like she's like, well, I know I was never in any real harm. Tell that to your brain.

Like, she's gonna experience PTSD forever. Anytime she's trying to run outside, she's a black SUV, panic attack. Like, this is not something that now that you know it's fake, you instantly can just be like, I'm good. I didn't pee myself. I didn't cry. I didn't cry. It's like, this is so random, but the Cindy Crawford documentary.

Oh, I did. Yeah, I watched that. It was like, she basically random, but the Cindy Crawford is the necroffer documentary. Oh, I yeah It was like she basically had to do all this weird stuff when she was a kid and then later on she realized that it was trauma But during it she didn't realize so it's so interesting how your brain doesn't really know how to process things Even when you like logically are like this is gonna be fine. This is fine. Your brain knows when it's not. Yeah. Also, if he was actually trying to propose the fact that now they're on the verge of breaking up is a literal plot twist. Yeah, but I totally see why

because even like being around his best friend, like I would be so angry at that person. And scared. Also if you're not a butt of their jokes, like it's giving like the hate women, like this is supposed to be the most beautiful moment So I would be so angry at that person. And scared. And scared. And scared. And scared. And scared. And scared. And scared.

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And scared. And scared. And scared. be cute. Like, kidnap proposal. Okay, here's the letter, babe, whatever. Where did he get that idea? Stupid fucking idea. Stupid idea. Men are so silly sometimes. I really wish she ended up murdering one of them. Is that about to say?

No. Okay. I think it's deserved. But they then took it far and they started touching her. Yeah, no, that's when it's like you go into Taekwondo mode and you like look at that tiktok you watch once where like if a guy puts his hand on your neck and then you stab him in the eye with your long fingernail, gel nail, French manicure. I want like, I want so, I just like literally there's this device I saw And it's something you insert in your vagina and it has claws on it.

Yeah. Yeah. So if a guy tries to rape you, if they stick their dick up in you, it'll bite their dick off. It is literally like the human, the vagina claw movie, it clamps down and they they can't, like, if they pull back, it, like, grips into them. Imagine before every day, you just put it in just in case, and then, like, if you like him, you're like,

I'm gonna take this out. Honestly, I could see a lot of girls, like, starting to do this. And this is, like, this is not, like, it's, I don't wanna be, like, it's our responsibility as women to, like, bubble a deal. Yes. I don't want, like, any victim blaming here. here, but it is, I mean, in college, I would have girls that

would put O'Cream on their clits before we went out. It was just like a fun little tingly made them horny before the bar, and I could see being girls teeth up. Let's go. The problem is I would get wasted and forget that I have the teeth in my pussy. That is true, because how many people have sex with tampons in? You don't even know if you have it in. You put another one in, you have three tampons in. It's why. That's the problem. But yeah, bad things can happen. We'd then be hurting men that

didn't deserve it. He tried to go down on you and his tongue just gets sliced like a garbage disposal. Yeah. okay. She'd not be laughing. But like a team of giants and just like really empowering. I have like a stand up bit about when you accidentally snap his dick when like you get off rhythm when you're riding. Oh god, I've done that and that like it's very empowering. Snap those dicks ladies.

What? Oh my god. What show is it though that he actually broke his dick? New girl, it was Schmidt. That's very empowering. Snap those dicks, ladies. Oh, what? Oh my God. What show is it, though, that he actually broke his dick? New girl, it was Schmidt. Schmidt broke his dick. Schmidt would break his dick. It's very on brand for him.

I've literally done that to my boyfriend before, and you just hear a snap. And I was like, and you don't know, you're like, it's definitely not a bum. Maybe it's cartilage. I don't know what it is, but it's so squishy, though. Like, it's amazing how it can grow and get so hard. I do think about this because I'll just like reach over.

I'm like, I just love it. It's just like, you remember those little stress things you had in elementary school and it had the colored water in it? Yes, and it was like, go big up the yet. Yeah, you can like stick your hand in sometimes as a whole experience. We've only been able to talk more about soft dicks

because they're so sweet and they don't wanna hurt anybody. They're not even interested in you. They're just trying to do their own thing. They're kinda cute. They're adorable. I used to think they're really ugly, but I've been really kind of staring at it now. A little sleepy art fork.

Yeah. Depends on the circumstances and situation. For a turtle in a shell. I just saw something, I don't know who it was, but it was like, oh, uncircumcised. There's one hoodie that she can't steal from you. That is really funny. I also think there's something confident about a guy who isn't, you know, guys are weird, like don't look at my like, my, my dick before it's hard. Yeah. When a guy's just confident in it, just slanging around. It's so hot.

It's the windmill. I love the windmill. I think that is like a talent. Like that is truly the gyration of the hips to get the windmill going. Oh, the things we can't do with our little clip. Have you tried doing it with your tit? Like a little one.

Oh, I don't know. I feel like it would hurt. Mine are a little heavy. I mean, running is painful. You can hit someone. Yeah, honestly, sometimes on top, if I lean over, I start to feel like a cow with others. I'm like, this is why I want a breast lift. But it's so this situation too,

like some people get turned on by like fear. Like some people like want to feel like they could get hit by a brick and bed, and that's how they come. We're like, I'm like, any fear, any, I'm like, no, absolutely, if he even accidentally like scratches me, I'll be like, ow, ow, this is a safe space. So it obviously depends on what you're into, but having his friends not contentually involved

in a kidnapping and then they touch you, absolutely not. I don't know how this guy's gonna recover, but hopefully he learned a lot. I hope so. I think that this is gonna be a good, like, clean break for her. I think the break up is the best decision. No matter how much you love someone, I don't think I would ever be able to get past this. But also, I feel like if someone really fucking loves you, they wouldn't put that situation in their dumb ass friends. They just met in their athletic club's hands.

And that's the question. Like, is he that stupid? Does he truly not have more than one brain cell? Sometimes these horrible things that happen to you are assigned from the universe to be like, get the fuck out of this situation. Also, the ring probably sucked. Ah.

There are a lot of comments from OP, God, we really took a turn there in the middle, didn't we? We did, we were talking about tits, windmills. Ah, just, I don't know what's, just more fucked up, the story or us. What are people saying? A lot of comments, a lot of people sharing their own kidnap stories.

Yeah, like there's one person that was like, I was kidnap two as a kid for an event for new high schoolers as a way to haze the freshman. I used to not be claustrophobic and now I am among other things. My love for quite a few things as well as my innocence died that day when I was 14 and changed me forever. Oh, oh. Oh, I have watched kidnapping documentaries and it's fascinating. And it fucks with your mind because you think like you deserved it or like you're lucky that that person chose you and like for people who are like kidnapped for years.

And then you start just being like, you don't know who you are anymore. It is some fucked up shit. It's not funny. No, I'm a comic and I could find funny-ness and a lot of things, not that. No, well, you look at like the, who is the girl that was kidnapped,

like, and turned up and like, the kidnapper, like, raped her and she had children with them, like, and it's like, she felt so much guilt. Like, and it's like, you have nothing to feel guilty for, like, oh, so sad. But OP ends up like responding to that comment and being like, I'll message you

since you've been through something similar. I'm sorry you had that experience, especially at such a young age. And so it's like, it's nice that she's even finding this community and read it to like maybe help her share similar experiences and heal. And like granted, yes, she wasn't kidnapped for 10 years by someone,

but there's something even weirder about your prank. Like you're the butt of someone's joke when you pissed yourself and don't even know these people. She's not in on the joke at all. No, it's just so fucked. Lot of comments. Someone, I don't know what this has to do with anything,

and maybe it's something culturally, I don't know what this has to do with anything. And maybe it's like something culturally, I don't understand. But someone goes, is your boyfriend from Kazakhstan? And Opie goes, no, he's ethnically from the Middle East and I'm from Eastern Europe. Very similar backgrounds, actually. We were both born and raised in America. We are both culturally and socially very Western, slash American. Interesting. Yeah, so I'm not sure.

This guy's like, Stan, just out here kidnapping people for fun all the time. Well, maybe it's like, because I have seen another video of like a kidnapped proposal on TikTok because they had the CCTV footage. And I'm like, maybe it's like a thing where it's like.

Did it go well on that TikTok? Same thing. Same thing. So take note guys, like people do not fucking propose like this. No. This is terrifying. No. If you, no, you're just absolutely not. It's not, I have no comment.

No. I will post the link for this one in the description for sure. There's a lot of comments. Also, seems like OP could use even more support from you guys. So I know you'll do your amazing work and head in there and let them know you're there. Moving along though. Yep. Another one of this week's partners is Hello Fresh.

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Hello fresh, America's number one meal kit. There is this crazy one that popped up recently two months ago, exactly, actually. But the guy had a very concerning post that was also on his account from three years ago. So we're first going to take a little walk down- Oh, we're doing some investigative journalism. We are, you know, pulling out the credentials here on two hot takes. So we're gonna have a little walk down memory lane

and then get into his most recent one that is the one that really just made me wanna fucking fight him. Okay. Well, you're sassy today. Always. Always. Okay, so the OG one is from three years ago.

It is titled, Amethia Ashole, for getting mad at my girlfriend, for wearing mismatched socks. Sox, for easing the D word after she had a deetice and Nike together. Like that is me every day. Oh my God. I've been dating G for five years and was considering proposing until this. G has always wore mismatched socks, not just two different colors, but pattern ones too.

When we were younger, I thought it was adorable. As we're getting older and furthering our careers, I find it unprofessional and immature. And it's a little mood-killing because it's not very sexy when that time comes. I've had multiple discussions with her about it, up until now, and she's always brushed it off. She doesn't think it's a big deal.

I'm a little less bothered with this at home, except for when we're getting down. But the last straw was when we went to visit my parents, when stay at home was lifted in our state. My brother and his wife were there with their younger daughter. She had mismatched socks on too, and I pointed it out to G. G said she didn't mind matching with my niece and that it didn't mean anything about maturity

because they're just socks. She's proving important to him now. She's like doing it to piss him off. She's proving important to him now. She's like doing it to piss him off. I would never wear matching socks again. Ever. To me, it proves she's acting like a literal child. I just don't understand what's the problem

with wearing normal matching plain socks. When she was at work, I got rid of all of the patterned and colored socks and replaced them with all black socks. I thought she would be excited to get new socks. She blew up at me, accused me of being the immature one, accused me of needing to feel in control, etc. I just wanted her to dress like an adult and told her I don't want to marry an overgrown child. She's been staying with her sister since and won't speak to me until I understand. Am I the asshole for replacing her socks? They're just socks.

If they're just socks, why are you risking your whole marriage for it? Get over yourself. They're both, this is like the pettiest fight, but it's like again, I do these people just hate each other. Also, I get it, maybe you think socks are childish, but she has to do other things that are childish for you to say she's a grown adult being a child. Like it sounds like she has a job. Sounds like she has a nice family. I mean, he gave not one other,

I don't know what adults do. Wow, that's super embarrassing. We're now realizing I don't know what an adult is, but we are out of touch. We are sad, I touch. But like, he didn't give one example of her doing anything else in mature. They're socks.

So how often do you see people socks? Like, is she wearing like mini skirts with like long socks? I mean, I don't get this. Socks are meant to just like get dirty and be on the floor and be in your sweaty shoes and be gross. Like, it's not, I don't know. And if someone replaced all my fun socks with black socks,

I hate black socks. Hate them. Yeah, that's like, work socks. It's weird. Like, I like my nice white Nike socks and my Dita socks and I have some TJ Max socks that are white and like, I have fun socks. I'll call the police if a guy threw out a bunch of my clothes

and replaced them, I'd be like, you're the loony tunes. That is psychotic to go through someone's stuff and throw it away. I have so many socks that I've gotten from people as like gifts, like my friend Jordan went to London, it got me like a British bus pair of socks. Yeah.

Like what the fuck? I do though, I have OCD with my socks, where like if they don't both feel exactly the same, I feel weird, but that's like my own issue. Like if when I was little, if they put my sock on and you know that little line at the top, if it wasn't like perfectly lined up, I'd be like, we have to do it again.

I'm weird with socks. You have a sensory palette. I'm over this. Yeah, and if any of my clothes is scratchy, I freak out. So, but like colory, I freak out. But like, color wise, I don't care. But at first, it seems like maybe she made a mistake, but it sounds like she just, she likes wearing different socks and that's her stick.

So it sounds like you don't love her for her. I would agree with that. Top comment on this one. You're the asshole. You should accept your girlfriend as she is. If you can't, don't fucking propose to her. Also, there's worse things your girlfriend can be doing, and if this is what is so upsetting to you,

like maybe there's other things going on. That's like, I'm like, don't you have bigger fish to fry? Yeah. I've thought about this a lot recently, where I've kind of realized how gross I am as a person. Like, sometimes I'll take my contacts out without washing my hands. Nasty. There is definitely a guy that broke up with me because I did that, and I just as a person. Like sometimes I'll take my contacts out without washing my hands. Nasty.

There is definitely a guy that broke up with me because I did that and I just realized this recently. I literally remembered like I put my contacts in after we like slapped and woke up together and I didn't go into the bathroom wash my hands. I was like popped him right in the morning and he looked at me and he could he wore contacts too and he's like, he's like, did you just put those

in your eyes without washing your hands? And I'm like, yeah, he never talked to me again after that. He left that morning and disappeared. If a guy is gonna leave you because of that, it was holding on by a thread. I was up against him. He was not the one for you. Cause I've stayed in a germaphob

and I would like, you know, when you eat popcorn, it like you can't get it all in your mouth. I don't know why it is. And you're not gonna eat one at a time but instead you just throw it at your mouth and you hope some go in. I don't know why it is. And you're not gonna eat one at a time, but instead you just throw it at your mouth and you hope some go in. I don't know, that's why I eat popcorn. I do that, yeah.

It's so, you're just like, oh. And then you always miss. So obviously it was getting on the couch and then obviously I wasn't gonna waste popcorn. So I was eating it off the couch and he was like, do need that popcorn. And I was like, and he's like, don't do it. And obviously you have to do it.

So I'm like, oh, you're not gonna fuck me tonight. Cause I eat popcorn off our own couch. Stady. He was like very upset about it, but like, he stayed with me. Okay, yeah, like, if they're gonna break up with you because of that shit, like, there's deeper issues going on in your relationship.

It's like, you know, when you get really anxious about something when it's like, it's not really about that. It's like your entire life you're putting into like, like you freak out cause like, you know, when you get really anxious about something, when it's like, it's not really about that, it's like your entire life you're putting into like, like you freak out, because like, you know, you like tripped. Yeah. And you're like, my life is horrible. It's like, no, you have issues that you haven't dealt with.

So I think he's projecting other shit onto this sock. I could totally see that. Leave the socks alone. Oh, God, another gross popcorn thing. Me and Justin, like, we get really high off our gummies and sit there and we have this simple pop. I will literally wake up the next day, finding popcorn in my bed.

If I fucking eat it, I slept on that popcorn all night. It's cold saving it for later. I'm so gross. Okay, so let's get to the one that really was just like. This is the update. Mm-mm, mm-mm. Okay, so it was posted two months ago. So let's get to the one that really was just like. This is the update. Mm-mm-mm. Okay. So it was supposed to two months ago.

So they've been together for about two years, eight months, since the sock debacle. Yeah. Am I the asshole for not shaving my pregnant wife and not giving her a spa day? So now they're married. They pulled the trigger. Unfortunately, I wish she would have ran. Also, continue. Hello, all.

A couple of years back, I was seeking insight about my then-girlfriends mismatched socks. Comments were vicious, but useful. Bitches, but useful. She did not leave me as some hoped and we are married. The situation today, my wife, Gia, is heavily pregnant with our first. It's been tough on her, and I've tried to be as accommodating as possible, until I can take leave and help her out full time until the baby is here. Gia has not been able to shave her intimate areas recently. As such, she asked me to do it for her. I told her no and escalated into a massive fight.

It just grosses me out. I go down on her and everything. That's not what grosses me out. The idea of having to shave long pubic hairs simply puts me off. I know she feels fucking guy. I swear to God. I know she feels better about herself when she shaves, and I know she's going through something I'll never understand, but it's not an absolute necessity to be shaved.

I just don't want to, and I wouldn't expect or want her to do it for me either. When she finally relented and started being less emotional, she floated the idea of me paying for a spa day and she could get waxed. Again, I told her no and we had another fight. Also, I don't like when he said she became less emotional. This is your pregnant wife that is asking for help. She's not being emotional. You're having a fight with each other. You're probably emotional too, motherfucker. I'll fight him. Is it ever, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, babe, this is a bonding experience. It really is. I feel like if I asked my husband to do that, it would be a hilarious story.

We'd laugh, it could get awkward and weird, but like, it's a bonding. I'm gonna get to, just wait. I'm well off, so she does not work, and I supply her needs. Then pay for the spa day, motherfucker. You wanna talk about the money you got? Why aren't you paying for the spa day?

Or pay for a male prostitute to shave her pubes for her. I hate him. She asked why she should have to use her allowance. She has personal savings, household, and baby. And why can't I just do this one thing for her? I told her there's literally no reason to. She's so controlling. She has plenty of money from me.

She said my options were to pay for the spa day or shave her. I laughed in her face and walked away saying neither. Since this all went down on Sunday, I've been getting text about how fucked up it is that I won't help my pregnant wife. She's just acting spoiled and ignoring boundaries and being overly emotional.

I'm not refusing to help her. I've been doing nothing but helping her, even after I work all day. We have a housekeeper right now, so she really isn't expected to do anything, and it's beyond me why I should have to give her more money on top of the 8K I just gave her. Am I really the asshole in this situation because I don't want to shave her and don't want to give her more money. I do think he sucks, but AK is a pretty nice allowance. But I do think like why is if you're going to pay for your lady, you cannot be a stickler with it.

You can't be like, well, I have an allowance here in the baby, but it's like either you're providing for her or you're not. Yeah. You can, because then you start being like, I'll take this away. You can only get this much and it sounds like she's kidnapped It's a little interesting. It seems like a little Incubator you for sure you got yourself an incubator obviously a K is a ton of money But I'm saying there's a like there's a power struggle happening where like she's basically like I want you to be there for me

And he's like no and then she's like she's basically like, I want you to be there for me. And he's like, no. And then she's like, it's, these two are, they need a reality TV show. Why are they together? Also, eight K a month, I had to literally pull out the calculator. I'm that bad at math. Yeah. But eight K a month is 96 grand a year. And I don't think you have to pay, do you have to pay taxes on that? I was about to ask.

I don't think so. Like if someone's just giving, because it's like you're married, it's both your money. Yeah, he pays the taxes on it. Yeah, so that's after taxes. It goes 96K a year, no taxes. That's pretty nice. Oh, so maybe she should pay for her spot A.

But again, it's like, okay, if you're paying her that much money, what is $200? She's clearly not doing it for the money. She's trying to do it to be like, do you care about me? Yeah. If my partner said no to shaving me, I would be like, you are not capable of being in the delivery room. If you can't handle a little pubic hair, how are you going to watch me poop myself?

Awesome. Maybe it could be hot. Okay, so this is where I was going to go with this. I've shaved, I've shaved someone's ass hole before, and it was exhilarating. I loved it. I'm a very like crafty person. I love, I love like getting things like so precise,

so making sure like everything was shaved. And I was like, you're in the shower and I'm like on my knees, like looking up like with the razor. It was great. It was so fun. Yeah. I would do it again.

Yeah, I mean, people are sticking tongues and buttholes. Why can't you shave it? Exactly. This guy likes to like put a harsh statement on something like, I don't like this and I won't ever do it. And there needs to be a little more, like, I don't know, openness, open mind in this. It is interesting what he picks fights about. That's what I've met.

Yeah. Like the socks and then like. He draws lines in the sand that I don't understand the beach. I, yes, that's the best way to put it. Because well, and that's what I was kind of thinking. I'm like, if you don't, like you don't mind the pubic hair when you go down on her, like he made a point of saying that.

Like, I eat her out. Okay. And so it's like that's in your face. Like you're definitely getting a stray hair here and there. I'm you're eating it, you know? So it's like, also for a guy to say, I think it's gross to shave you, doesn't make you feel good.

You don't want a man that's like, I don't want to shave your gross, Harry pussy. Yeah, well, and that just makes me think if she does have health complications down the road, he is going to be one of the guys to leave her. Like, if she had a stroke and became disabled, he would leave her. And that is like, there's stats out there.

Guys are more likely to leave women than women are to leave men in the case of disability or injury or whatever. Yeah. And at some point, I don't care if you have like a phobia of pubic hair. This is your pregnant wife who needs you. And like, this is called just being there as a team together united for this baby coming out and her wanting to feel clean If anything it should make you feel good that like to be helpful for a second besides just shoving money in her face Well, and I just saw something recently. I think it was because Chrissy Teigen before she gave birth

tweeted like hey, I'm super hairy and I want to get waxed before I deliver but I've heard waxing is so much more painful when you're pregnant. And everyone was in the replies, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I can't do waxing normally. It's too painful for me. Because I have really sensitive skin and like dark, dark hair. I have really coarse hair. I like bleed after. I bleed, I shake, I sweat. It's the worst. I started getting laser. I highly recommend laser,

but I need to go back to it because I took a little break because they actually laser my perineum, but that's a whole other discussion for another time. It was really beautiful. What? You know, like the little pink area. It was like, my whole life flash before my eyes. I think not. So, like supposed to shoot right at the taint.

Well, there's definitely not a hair on it. I don't know how they hit it. I mean, there was a little hair on it. I was bleeding for like a week. Do you lay on your stomach when they laser your asshole or do you lay on your back? I lay on my stomach. Good.

I, with waxing, I'll never get over this. I would only go to European wax because they have the fancy wax that, like, doesn't need the paper and it feels the best. Yeah. But, one time this lady, like, when I first started going, they'd be like, okay, let's do the butt strip, flip over and just pull your cheeks apart.

Yeah. Great. Super easy to do. And the last time I went, this lady was like, okay, bring your knees to your face and spread it. And I was like, oh my God. I was like, and spread it. And I was like, oh my God. That was like, I just did it. I was like, I'm gonna awkwardly comply.

But then I asked her, I was like, do you ever have people flip on their stomachs? And she's like, no, why? And I'm like, you should try it. It's a lot easier. Oh my God, yeah, just like you're doing doggy, but a little painful. Oh, God, it was something.

Okay, but the devil's advocate in me with all this is like, it's like, well, boundaries of boundary. Like she should respect his boundary. Yes. You know, I think because we already hated him from before. The socks really fucked us up. I was like this fucking guy yet again, yet again. But I'm trying also like, bro,

she's not asking him to do something that, she's not asking him to do something that, she's not asking him to eat her shit. It's not a big deal. It's like being like, hey, could you cut my nails for me? And he's like, no. I'm like, who, what battle are you fighting? It is quite strange. What are you afraid of?

I would love to meet this man. I don't like it. But you know what, this is the kind of thing where he says no, and and he puts gets a boundary. He's gonna need something from her in the future and she's gonna be like, remember when I was fucking heavy pregnant, like feeling like shit and you wouldn't even shave a pub, fuck you.

I'd keep them in the back of my mind the second he's like dying, I'd be like, I have a girl's night. I would be very busy. I would be so unavailable. I feel like, oh, your cancer's back. You need a ride to the hospital. Oh, I have a cake in the oven.

I'm waiting for us. I can't leave. Sorry, babe. I'm just still young, though. I, no, look at me. I don't forget anything. No, we talked about this last time.

I'm like, I have a grudge holder. And I, it's healthy sometimes. It's called being smart. Yeah, which, this next one, I would definitely hold a grudge on. How many of you wish there was a better solution for paying off your debt? I know me, I have a lot of debt, and I don't even know where to begin with tackling it.

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We got another pregnancy story and something that like has come up a lot on social media, especially Twitter is like guys losing attraction for their partner over like the tiniest things. Wow. Yeah. Like an egg. Mm-hmm. So this was a short one. Also coming from the two hot takes subreddit. It's titled, Am I the asshole for being confused that my boyfriend won't be intimate with me

when I'm pregnant with his child? I was going to post this on, Am I the asshole subreddit but it involved this topic. My 23 female boyfriend, 23 male, and I were having a date and the topic of children arose. He said he wouldn't feel comfortable having sex with a woman who was pregnant. I obviously got confused because hopefully

we'll have children in the future together. So I asked if he would have sex with me if I was pregnant with his child. He said no, that he would stop after I became visibly pregnant referring to my belly. I then said that was not fair because we would go a very long time, not being intimate with each other. And that's not the norm for us. He then said that he would be willing to have sex with me to naturally induce labor if it ever came to that. But

other than that, no. When I asked why, he stated that he would feel just uncomfortable doing so. We then talked about it a bit more, but he stood firm on this. It was indeed a very weird conversation. But now I feel like I'll be left in the lurch when I do have a baby with him.

We did laugh about it afterwards, but I wanna know if my feelings are valid in this situation. I don't mean to stiereotype all men, but I feel like sometimes men like to be like, no, I'll never do that. And then like, they'll do it. I could see that. Like, they have an idea in their head, but then in the moment you're like, babe, it's

me. That's my pussy. I'm turning around, put it in, I'm horny. Sorry, that was so graphic, but that's what I envisioned. It's gonna be like. Well, it's like, dude, are you not thinking about your own needs, dude, are you not gonna be horny for six months? Yeah.

Are you just getting hand jobs? Some guys get so turned on by pregnant women. Have you heard that? They love their women pregnant, They're obsessed with it. And it's like you're not fucking like, what do you, it's still the same person. Well, and it's not like, I think some guys get confused. They're like, isn't my dick gonna hit the baby? Your dick's not that big, bro.

Your dick can like barely hit the back of her cervix. You're not hitting a baby. Your four inch needle dick is not killing a baby. Let's comment down. I will end the comment to like induce labor. It's like, oh my god. To induce labor, at least guys, I think their dick is so fucking powerful.

That's what I think he thinks. I think he thinks like he's gonna eject the baby. Like it's gonna be like the rip cord on the parachute. Like I think that's what he thinks is. That's why I think can do. He's just confused and when she's actually pregnant, he'll realize it's not gonna feel different.

If anything, enjoy it while you can. Yeah, also this little fight is giving. I had a dream you cheated on me, and we're fighting now. Sure. She's not pregnant yet. Like based on that type of form. Would you be with me?

That's literally what this is. Because based on the title, like, which is all I read, I thought like she was going to be pregnant and he's grossed out. But it's like, no, they're having like an imaginary fight. Like that they laughed about. That's again why I think he's like trying to be kind of like, no, wouldn't. But it's like, it's not real yet. It's not real. And some people have these imaginary boundaries and then they see it.

They're like, oh, I'm being so over-gematic about this. Yeah. But yeah, it is a fun imaginary fight. That's how you're at the point where you're like, I'm bored tonight. What should I do? Let's pick a imaginary fight with him. If I was a worm, that was pregnant. Would you go down on me and shave my vagina? My worm vagina.

There is a little edit. Basically our OPs says, I'm a midwife. I know a lot about female anatomy and what pregnancy and birth does to you. Women are different. I was confused by his comments. I'm not naive. Yeah.

And someone in the top comment basically is just like, you need to nail down exactly why. If it's because you look physically different, that could mean he also won't be attracted to you after birth. Oh, it's funny because I feel like having a baby with someone should bring people like so much closer. Like I've created our child.

Yeah. Beautiful as that. But I do think that if you're not right for each other, it can exacerbate, that was a huge word. I think I mispronounce exacerbate all the problems that are going on, because now you have a kid crying in the other room. But in my imaginary world, I think it's like,

I'm your savior, your Lord and Savior, who created a mini-U. So you're welcome. Yeah, be thankful. Being pregnant, like the fact that like, it's just wild, like it comes from nothing. Literally just like a little egg, a little swimmer. It's from like you barely even orgasmed.

It just like, it really is just like this crazy concept. It's crazy that we can do it in a Petri dish. Also this bug, this bug has been harassing me for two days now. This bug lifts you now. You leave one banana out and this bug is an unpaid actor. Oh my god. On two hot takes. Need it.

But yeah, this bug pissed me off so much. I totally forgot what I was saying. Well, you were saying, well, pregnancy is crazy. Yeah. Just like, I just like my brain just like is like wild. Yeah, I also like if a dude's gonna leave you because you put on 10 pounds after you have their child, like leave.

Yeah. Literally leave. No, I'm not fighting that battle. No, I've gained probably 35 pounds since I've met my boyfriend. Not one fucking word. No. Not one word.

I ordered a little stair step, though, and I'm gonna order an elevated standing desk. I'm just gonna work in stair step all day. Wait, that's cute. I'm excited. My husband told me, because before you get married, everyone puts all its pressure on you to be like, the skinniest you've ever been.

When I have. When I've never been, like, I've always been curvy, and he was like, don't get freaky skinny before the wedding. And don't spray-tain yourself orange, it looks stupid. I love that though, he loves you. I started working out more and he's like, don't get weird skinny. I'm like, I'll try it not to be able.

It's not gonna happen anyways, it's not possible. I'm like, that's amazing that you think I'm suddenly gonna just lose 50 pounds this month. But. I love him. I love that for you. Thanks, babe. I told my boyfriend I was like,

I, okay, so I'm gonna get a neck lift. And he goes, no. He's like, I don't like the fake L.A. looking look. I like your double chin. And I'm like, I- Wait, I love him. I know. I'm. I'm like, I did I love him. I know, I'm just like, no, I have my grandma's turquoise. But also he wouldn't even tell if you got it done

because he just loves it for you. Yeah, he doesn't, I don't like, when he looks at me, I'm like, what do you see? Because what I see in the mirror is not what you see because it's like, okay, love you. I think Steve. Okay. Shoot my pussy.

Yeah. Yeah. See, it is, I do have a safe place to fart, and I did like once, but like, he doesn't even like, remember it, so I'm like, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't. And I'm not telling girlies to just like, be farting all fucking day in front of your man. Like, it's disrespectful and like,

it does affect the like sexy vibes. Yeah. But it's like, if it's an emergency, going to the other room where we like, I have a really best summer cake tonight, and we're going on a journey. And laugh about it later. I feel like it'll only bond you.

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So I need help. Okay. It is titled, I, male 29, took the V card of a terminally ill 41 year old woman and I can't stop, I'm so conflicted. Okay, so I am a bisexual male escort. By the way, my job is legal in my country. My customers are mostly gay men and middle-aged women, so she's a gay woman. I'm a gay woman.

I'm a gay woman. I'm a gay woman. I'm a gay woman. I'm a gay woman. I'm a gay woman. I'm a gay woman. I am a bisexual male escort. By the way, my job is legal in my country. My customers are mostly gay men and middle-aged women, so she was in no way a surprise for me.

So this woman wanted me to meet her out of a hotel room. She specifically booked for us. I already knew a few things about her because of the messages she sent me, like her name, her age, and that she had never had a relationship. Let alone that she had sex with anyone. When we met, we greeted each other and she had a huge smile on her face. The first rule with my customers is that we get to know each other before we do what we do. We talked for about half an hour and I found out that she had leukemia and was about to die. She also told me that she has never found a boyfriend because of her looks.

She was constantly called ugly and disgusting and no boy wanted to be near her. And this bullying continued during her adulthood. She always was treated like some kind of weirdo. She just thought that she had to wait for the right one, but after so many years, she lost hope and accepted that she is supposed to be lonely. And now that she's 41 and never had sex, she felt like she missed on the most beautiful things in life. Well, I've read it. Her parents died many years ago and she had no one.

She was all by herself. The money she wanted to pay me was the money she was about to use for her treatment. But she told me that the doctor said that the treatment would only give her a little bit more time, but not save her life. So she figured she could use it to finally find out what it's like to have sex. That is so intense. I'm impressed to even got a boner. The pressure? Yeah, like I would be like, just can we cry together?

I would be bawling. I would be bawling in this situation. Yeah. No. And he literally does go on to say this. I almost teared up a bit, but I forced myself to stay professional. And get horny. And just listen to what she had to say. When she was done, we did what we did. And afterwards, she was smiling big and said she hasn't felt this good in years.

She asked me if I could lay down with her and cuddle. She said she'd pay more if I did that. And I said yes. She made her pay, continue paying her, looking me a money. He's like, yes, for $700. I'll let you touch me again. We laid down, turned on the TV, and she laid in my arms. What I assumed to be happy tears were rolling down her face as she snuggled closer to me and closed her eyes. This was the cutest thing I've ever seen. We laid there for two hours. She slept in my arms and I woke her up and told her I had to leave now. She nodded and turned around and grabbed her wallet. I told her she doesn't have to pay me. I gave her my

number and offered her to visit me whenever she feels alone and need someone to be with. Oh, okay, that's really my gay gay. It's getting awesome, right? She visited me two times before she died and called me every day. We became friends. I even attended her funeral and it made me sad how few people were there. What the fuck?

She was such a soft and kindhearted human being. I can't stop thinking about her. She deserved so much better in life. I had so many customers over the years and many of them had sad stories. But for some reason, her story is the one that stuck with me. Okay. I know it leaves you like a little conflicted. This is my one thing though. Okay. I know it leaves you like a little conflicted.

This is my one thing though. Okay. Losing your virginity is the worst experience of your life. It wasn't good. Like when I lost it, I like joke that it's like, there's just like blood everywhere and he's like, did you come and you're like, unless that's come, like I don't know what happened. You're bleeding? Like bleeding, like?

I think a lot of people when they'remen breaks, it bleeds, it hurts. My thing with her is, I hope that it was a good experience. It sounds like it. I mean, she was smiling. Maybe her hymen was already broken. You have 41. Like a lot of times, I mean, if you're a horseback rider, hymen can be broken. If you use tampons, hymen can be broken.

True. Like a lot of people don't even have hymens. They have like partial hymens. I just feel like if you don't, if I don't know, sex is like so complicated for a woman to just like feel good. Yeah.

So I hope that there was a lot of foreplay. I hope that he, there were things going on besides just the act of sex. Cause if I was like about to die, the last thing I wanna do is be like, can someone take my version? Well, and if she's like about to die, the last thing I wanna do is be like, and someone take my version of it. Well, and if she's like, she's like terminal leukemia.

Yeah. I mean, with cancer, you have fatigue, like limited endurance. I love how I'm like girl, not like this. Don't risk it all for a dick, but it sounds like she had a beautiful experience and this guy knew how to take care of her. Yeah, I was very fulfilling.

I guess also she would didn't wanna die without knowing what it felt her. Yeah, I was very fulfilling. I guess also she would didn't want to die without knowing what it felt like. Which I like get that. I think if there's, I mean bucket list exists for a reason. Like if I found out I was terminal, like I would, sorry, podcast would be gone and I would just be zipping all over doing shit. Cause you're like, I'm just, you know, you know, you know, every night, you would have been like, I tried it again recently and I don't know how anal, anal every night. See what it feels like. Yeah. I tried it again recently, and I don't know how I used to do it,

like when I was younger. I just can't anymore. Do you leak? No, I just like, it just like wouldn't go in, and I'm like, I tried stretchy. It just like. You need like prep, it's like a whole thing. It is so much prep, prep, I didn't realize,

like the porn stars, like they do juice cleanses and like guys that are bottoms, they give themselves enema's multiple times until the water comes out clean. And I'm like, that's a lot of work. That is so much admin. So it's funny because for this woman, my first thing was like, ooh, Lizzie Virginia, is that like the best thing to do right before you die?

But it sounds like it was beautiful experience for her. It's just for anyone young who's a virgin, like don't get excited, it's not going to be good. No, I lost my virginity. It was at my friend, Alice House, in her basement. Her mom was a nurse or her mom was like, always working. The mom was like, if you need me, if it bleeds too much, I'm here. Yeah.

No, there's no blood, surprisingly. But I just remember, like, we were on the ground in like a bedroom down in her basement. No furniture. I think I put a pillow under my knee because I kept getting rug burns. Yeah. Wouldn't go in, like, didn't know what position. Awkward. The lights were like these fluorescent, like, bar. Oh, trauma. Yeah. But maybe that's how to do it, like, wait until you wait until you're 40 and then be like, fine, I'll let a guy go in me. Well, maybe, yeah, maybe that is the way because then you're not like disappointed.

I know what you like already. Yeah. I just feel so bad for her. Like her whole life, like you're 41 and you never felt like beautiful. Yeah. Everyone made you out to feel like this monster of a person

you're weird out. Like, people are so cruel. For sure. And I think it's cool of her to be like, this is what I want. Yeah. And I'm going to make it happen. And there should be no shame, no shame.

And like, getting a male prostitute, if it's you want. Yeah. I mean, if it's legal and like, safe, like, go for it. Yeah. I've always wondered like how the red light district in Amsterdam works. Yeah. Have you ever been? I've never been.

I just want to like, just do a little walk by and like, mhm, mhm. And like, everyone, apparently, it's not like a scary, weird thing. Like, it's very, just like a cool place. Yeah. Well, and when you legalize stuff, like, you offer more protections on both ends. For sure. Like, and I just think normalizing womenizing women, you don't have to just wait for a man to choose you. If you want to be sexual, watch porn, do whatever you need to do for you to have orgasms because orgasms are healthy and healthy people and happy people don't kill their husbands.

That's a legally blind quote. It's Very niche. Oh my God, yeah, Brooke Windom. She wouldn't do that. Brooke Windom. Yeah. Brooke, I was getting liposuction. Oh God.

I love that movie. I'm so, I have a friend who Reese Witherspoon like follows her on TikTok. And I'm like, I'm so fucking jealous. Oh, you do every day on how it takes is like, try to subibblom no message, Reese'm so fucking jealous. All you do every day on Hot Takes is like try to subiblominal message Reese to follow you. I know, if you're out there Reese. And you wanna come on a podcast.

If I have any celebrities I listen, you wanna come on? Yeah. No. Let me know. They probably have so many. I don't know, I don't know. I just, I got, you know, there's a couple of people

that follow on TikTok. You can't tell though. You can't tell, you can't search. You can't search. Like, there's a couple people that follow on TikTok. You can't tell though. You can't tell you can't search You can't search like I there's no way to know We're just live in this life fight or flight Dangerous out here. Okay, so I think I'm gonna rule that one as whole stuff I think I've like let it sit with me a little more and and the fact he didn't charge her to that was very nice Yes, very nice and it's not like she was like

Really like dead during it. No. They still hung out a couple times. Yeah, like she was still, it would be weird if she was, you know, unconscious or anything. Yeah. But she seemed like it was her last to raw. Very mutual.

And hopefully she's have, she's reborn into a life that sounds sexier. Happier. Fun for her. Less lonely. Yeah. The top comment on this one, thank you for being a real person to her, not treating her as just another customer.

Thank you for being who and what she needed at that time. Agreed. VH. Amen. Yeah. The next comment, the universe took her life and you gave her happiness. Good for you. I teared up at this, just beautiful. The only ugly people here were the people

who mistreated her and called her names. Thank you for being so kind. Yeah, fuck those people, I hope they're pillows warm. Ah! That's all I was. I just can't imagine like, we all have so many insecurities as it is, like making fun of someone and being mean to someone, like, I love all't imagine, we all have so many insecurities as it is. Making fun of someone and being mean to someone, I love all of the mean girl exposing TikToks that are coming out, and all these mean girls are getting their asses clapped.

And it's like, you fuckers deserve it, and the mean girls are coming out with their own response videos, and it's like, nah, fuck you, I can see through you. The peop girls mean this girl tortured me all of high school. Yeah. And I don't, I do really believe in karma. It's like if you can ever treat people how you want to be treated. Because if you treat people like shit, it's gonna come back to fucking bite you in your hair.

You pussy. Yeah. Definitely well. Well, thank you for coming on. Thank you so much for having me. This is so much fun. This is magical. I can't wait till you're out next. Oh my God. I can grab some. In the new studio. Everything. Thank you. I feel like I've been following you since early on,

and you're such a badass and you're inspirational. Thank you. I felt like a really boring person the other day, so I appreciate that. You're not going at all. And you have a really incredible voice. Thank you. And you as well, Hannah, you're like, if you guys want to know the most driven, hard working person right here on the couch, like you literally recorded how many podcast episodes and are going to the airport after this for a red eye, like you're non-stop buzzing about. And I see all your tour dates, like, you are in every city all the time. Like, you, didn't you do like three shows one weekend?

I do just like have this thing where it's like, maybe it's a insecurity, but I'm like the only thing I can control is how hard I work, but I'm now learning about saying no and taking breaks and that ultimately you're not, your work is not who you are because it won't inevitably bring happiness. That's like what I've learned from this like crazy workstint, but I think it's because I've been in a place where I didn't

have work. So I'm like actually enjoying the fact that I have gigs and I'm booked and then I'll get more of like a balance. I love that. Yeah. It'll come. The balance comes. It works itself out. There's there's seasons in a balance. I love that. Yeah. It'll come. The balance comes. It works itself out. There's seasons in life. Some seasons fucking blow. Yep. And some are just bliss and the more perfect balance.

I'm writing some waves and I know that ultimately I can't wait to sleep. I have a good nap ahead of me today. Oh my god. Yeah, you got to, you got to flight. You can take it up on. Where can people find you? How can they come to your shows? We are gonna have to bring her to come I have a show coming up in Vegas. I've shows coming up in like Oklahoma,

Tempe and I'll have stuff in Texas coming up a lot of stuff Follow me at had a burner around and burning and hell is my podcast and also giggly squad is my more like Talkship podcast with my friend. I know we got to get Paige on here. You have to page with love this. That would be so fun. The next time you both are leaving us today. Otherwise, I would have brought her. Oh my God. The next time you both are so opinionated, she would be great. I can not. And we always have opposite opinions. So it's going to be war. That's that'll be the theme. War. We love a good little debate. Yeah. I'll find

real controversial ones. Yeah. We'll all get in trouble. I love your curation of all the assholes, the asshole queen. You just gotta, you know, I gotta keep it interesting. We can't just pick the top stories. I love curating a good theme. Yeah. It makes it, it makes it better. But that is all great Patreon content heading your way this month. So be sure to head over there. And Patreon is dropping a free feature. So be sure to check that out because I'm gonna be posting one free story a month,

doesn't cost any money at all. So head over to Patreon for that. But thank you guys for being here. I love you all so much. And until next time, bye. Bye, guys. Pfft. Pfft.

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