Two Hot Takes - 120: Keep Your Top On.. Ft. Brianna and Grace!

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Starting point is 00:00:31 Start your new language learning journey today and get up to 55% off at Babel.com slash THT. Thank you Spotify for hosting this week. All of my New York episodes are going to be filmed and recorded at Spotify Studios in Brooklyn. So thank you. Oh, Clint. Yeah. And hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. I'm your host, Morgan. And today I'm joined by the lovely Bri and Grace. What's up?

Starting point is 00:00:59 Thank you for having us. I don't even want to try to pronounce last names. O'Malley's easy. I'm gonna be honest. Like I was gonna stick to chicken fry. That's okay. It's easier than it looks. It's in Tiffa. Lepaglia. Lepaglia.

Starting point is 00:01:12 Exactly how it looks. That's not what I would have gone. I don't know what I would have. Lepaglia, like it's just Lepaglia. You want to go with paglia? It's like a Lepaglia. Yeah, Lepaglia is how you're supposed to say it. Oh, that's nice.

Starting point is 00:01:24 Yeah. You just call me Pags. Pags. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Well, I love this. You girls have your own podcast.

Starting point is 00:01:32 You started with bar stool, Bree, and like blew up from like hangover videos. Yes, I was a hungover girl. It's still long. Yeah, I'm still hungover a lot. Yeah. shampoo effect today. I'm coming over right now.

Starting point is 00:01:44 Yes. Yes. Well, I'm glad you showed up lot. Yeah. shampoo effect today. I'm hung over right now. Yeah. Well, glad you showed up because I will show up. I can boot and rally like a motherfucker. That's not me. If I'm hung over, I'm cancelling. Oh, me too. I'm really flaky.

Starting point is 00:01:55 Depends if I sometimes I wake up in the hungover mover, you're silly and goofy and I'm like, oh, I could ride this till the day I die or I wake up and I'm like, I have kidney sounds. So yeah. So it's either or I can't you have like four didn't you still got four left in me in the kids you didn't do the surgery you haven't done that yet. I did do the surgery now because I'm going on vacation this weekend so like I'd rather have fun on vacation and then do the surgery when I get back. Oh my god. Yeah. Why didn't they why

Starting point is 00:02:21 didn't they blast them with ultrasound at least try to break it up. I went to the worst doctor in Manhattan, so it was like not, he was not very helpful. Yeah. I'm, I'm gonna go see a different specialist. Okay, good. Yeah. Because they can do ultrasound to like break it up and make it easier to pass. I know, I gotta do that. Yeah. That sounds like kidney stones when I worked in the ER. Real painful. Yeah, real painful. That was gonna die. A lot of people say they're worse than childbirth. I know. That's what the doctors kept telling me. I don't want to hear that right now, bro. I've talked to a few stops.

Starting point is 00:02:47 I ain't that. And Grace, you moved out here. Bree, like, how'd you move out here? You quit school? Yeah, no. So it was COVID and Brianna was moving to New York for bar stool. And I was gonna take the semester off from school. And I decided, like, fuck it.

Starting point is 00:03:02 Well, she said, do you want to move with me? And I said, yeah, fuck it. I co-host her a little bit. I didn't even, like, fuck it. Well, she said, do you want to move with me? And I said, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, I co-host her a little bit. I didn't even like think twice. I love that. Spontaneous. And then you worked for DoorDash for a little bit. I heard that. That's great.

Starting point is 00:03:14 Like during the Super Bowl. On foot. Yeah. What were you? Like, why do you get a scooter or a bike? I don't know. I just kind of wanted to get to know the city on the foot while getting paid. It lasted.

Starting point is 00:03:26 And what a week. I did it like sporadically. Okay. I did like three trips total. She did three orders total. But when I did it, I was out all day, all day, for that one order. For the worst. I think is that's the tip that I think I saw.

Starting point is 00:03:39 And I was like, you walked across. You had one order and it took you three hours to deliver the one order. One of the people saying when you finally showed up with their food. I'm just surprised I didn't cancel. Like I was, and when I got there, it was like 12 flights of walk upstairs. So you'd walk up 12 flights and I was just like sorry.

Starting point is 00:03:57 I'm like sweating balls. It's a winter time. You wanted to go in and chill with them. Yeah, oh, there was one Super Bowl day. There was some cool fellas. And I said, he has your chicken wings. May I also come in? Did they let you in?

Starting point is 00:04:09 I know, I was too nervous to ask. I mean, that'd be insane. That's just crazy. And I just gave you your chicken wings, let me chill, bro. But I've hung out with some Uber drivers before. Yeah, Uber drivers. We've let them in before.

Starting point is 00:04:20 Yeah, we've done that. We literally have like been going out in LA and our Uber driver was so chill. We're like, do you want to come to the bar with us? But then you get to a point where you're like, I kind of regret asking you. How do you get rid of them? You can't. They'll stay.

Starting point is 00:04:33 Yeah. Because they're done for the night. They have nothing else to do. No, they're done after that. They're clocks. Yeah. A couple girls in college, I knew you used to hook up with their Uber drivers. Free rides. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:42 Oh my God. I don't even know if they got them for free. I think they just. They still. Well, you got a free ride. Yeah, I'm like, okay. I don't even know if they got them for free. I think they just... They still... Well, you got a free ride. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. You got paid for the ride, actually. God, yeah, the girl's got a shit end of that deal.

Starting point is 00:04:55 Yeah. Okay, well, you girls are familiar with chaos and good times and just crazy things. So that's what I'm throwing at you today. These reddit stories are just all across the board. I don't really have a theme. It's just to really entertain you guys and get some good takes. Okay, let up first, this one is 9 months old, coming from Environmental Goal 943. Titled, Am I the asshole for going topless at a nude beach in front of friends? I was invited to a three-day vacation with three of my girlfriends and their husbands, plus two of the husband's single-guy friends. On the last day we were exploring the city and came

Starting point is 00:05:56 upon a beach. It looked nice and there weren't many people overall, but I did see a few other women in the distance without tops on. So I felt it was clear to take mine off as well. It was great. Nobody else joined me though. We all continued to talk and joke in a circle for a while. And I thought we were all having a really fun time. Then one of my friends said she felt sick.

Starting point is 00:06:23 So we left abruptly early. And our conversation on the way back was basically uncomfortably silent with the exception of low talking that I wasn't a part of. And some of the guys goofing around. Later that night at the main room, I find myself avoided by almost everyone until I'm confronted like it's an intervention by the three girls about how it was inappropriate for me to expose myself in front of their husbands. I was shocked and told them I didn't mean anything by it. They said, isn't it obvious that you just don't go around naked in front of your friends as husbands? And we're like, quote, notice how you were the only one and you didn't wonder why this exploded into a further argument

Starting point is 00:07:09 with me calling them insecure about their relationships until it all culminated eventually into them all saying they don't trust me to be a part of their friend group anymore. All I thought I was doing was enjoying myself at the beach, not exposing myself to their husbands. Am I the asshole? Oh, I feel like I could go so many different ways on this one. Let's hear it. Okay, all right, well, listen, it's kind of weird if everyone keeps their clothes on

Starting point is 00:07:35 and you're just like, let me get these titties out. Also, she must have a bang and rack. I mean, these girls are pissed, right? Dude, she's just tarps off, dollow. Yeah, that's kind of just, you're fucking weird. That, right? Dude, she's just tarps off, dollow. Yeah, that's kind of just you're fucking weird. That's just, that's, yeah, that's just weird. Or then you can be like, you're free spirit, it's a nude beach, you're having fun. But I would never, she doesn't have a husband on the trip.

Starting point is 00:07:55 No. She, everyone's husband. All your buddy's husband's and you just take your titties out. Seems like you're asking for some trouble. Yeah. What is the thing though, they're married. Yeah. If they're uncomfortable with it,

Starting point is 00:08:09 well, it's uncomfortable regardless. It's not comfortable regardless, but picture Morgan just takes her tits out right here. And she's like, well, it's a new place. I feel like I'd be obligated to also take my top off. Sure. My god, that's what we're doing, all right, sure. I think she's kind of the asshole.

Starting point is 00:08:24 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything about married life, but just wife's to your wife's tits. And then your wife's friends' tits, your wife's friends' tits. I don't know if you're the asshole, maybe you're just weird. Yeah, you're definitely a weird, free spirit.

Starting point is 00:08:37 I think keep your tits in your shirt if everyone else has their tits in their shirt and it's husband's and it's like, if it was all single people, yeah. But it's just almost awkward, because you make it weird. It's like, hey, my tits are out and then we're all sitting in a circle,

Starting point is 00:08:52 fucking Danny's looking at her titties and it's like, dude, the wife's getting pissed, giving them the eyes and it's like, I can't avoid the titties are in my face. He's got a boner over there. I'm not at it with his beach towel. That's like weird. He's like, he's him.

Starting point is 00:09:04 Take his off, take yours off. Yeah. And like just like guys are gonna look at your tits. So like out of respect for your friends, maybe just keep them in your top. Yeah. Even the women are gonna look at your tits. If tits are out, I'm looking.

Starting point is 00:09:14 Like yeah, like if you're just the only one naked, you're looking at them. I'm looking. Nipples to the eyes. Yeah. I feel like for me, I guess I wouldn't have cared if like this is my friend group and my boyfriend. I wouldn't have personally cared because I know I have the nicest tits there.

Starting point is 00:09:29 It's fine. It's so. Yeah, so it's good. If I would have been these girls, I would have joined in. Always personally, I've always wanted to go to a topless beach, not totally nude. Gotta keep the kitty covered. But I've always wanted to do... No way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and say that for the Uber ride home. So I, you know, I'm fine with the tits out.

Starting point is 00:10:05 I would have taken this as my shot like, oh, she's doing it. It's an open invitation. Let's go. Here's my chance. I don't want the tan lines anyways. So, but I get it where like, it is a little unusual at your friend

Starting point is 00:10:17 just like popped her top off, like unprovoked, like no conversation. And you're just kind of like look over like, okay. It helps a little for her that there are two single guys on the trip, or three or whatever. Yeah, maybe she was trying to finagle something with that. Yeah, I really was trying to smuggle. You're looking at you're trying to juggle it with that.

Starting point is 00:10:36 There's just no, I always think I want to go to a nude beach, but there's just no way I could ever do that. I'm too uncomfortable. Yeah. I'm honestly, I'm kind of a sex with the t-shirt on kind of girly these days Like Ariana. Yeah, I Tonka moan said that and I was really I pause my TV. I don't even watch the fuck. Oh, I don't watch the show We just watch the yeah, we're texting each other like this. She's fucking nuts man. I've only watched the TikTok clips

Starting point is 00:11:02 I haven't even like dove into the full reunion. I'm only like the TikTok. It's good. It's good. Only part three. Only part three. Three dollars in Amazon. You have to take problems. Yeah. That's like really stressful. I didn't want to like guys pop as an ex. Yeah, he did in part two. Before Rachel, Rikal came out. Yeah. And then they were all like, dude, you have a drug problem. He's like, dude, there's my prescription medicine. You thought it was going to be like a bit. Then they all started like scolding him for it. I would have been like, can I have one? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:26 Okay, thanks. Yeah, overall vote on this one. You wanna take any guesses? You know what, my guesses are gonna be, so I think people wanna say that she's an asshole, but everyone's gonna say she's not an asshole because they wanna be like, oh, I'm above that. Like, I wouldn't care, but they would care.

Starting point is 00:11:41 So I'm gonna say, they're gonna say she's not an asshole. Asshole. Overall votes, your gut gonna say she's not an asshole. Asshole. Overall votes. Your gut was right though. You said asshole. I think I would look at her as an asshole maybe. Not an asshole kind of just like a weirdo. Do you think there's a feminist argument here?

Starting point is 00:11:54 There could be. I feel like you can make anything like. You can make anything, you can't make an argument. I think it's just about like boundaries too. And I had this like thought in my head where I'm like, I watched good luck Chuck the other day with Dane Cook. I've never seen more tits in a movie in my life and like I mean you see stuff right? Yeah. Everywhere. And the argument it's like well you see it on TV

Starting point is 00:12:16 why can't you just be open like breasts aren't inherently sexual right? There's that argument with like breasts not being sexual and they're over sexualized. Yeah, for the people. But then at the same time, like, it's different when it's on TV versus right in front of you and it's like one of your wife's friends. I would say maybe she could have just asked her girlfriends, like, do you care if I take my time? Yeah, I have the conversation.

Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah, like that's a friend. I'm gonna do it and they'll be like, oh, don't change your bag. I think you're the opposite. Yeah, so I'm not asking. Yeah, it's like if you care about your friendship, you would say, is this gonna make it weird? I think it's more so about the consent.

Starting point is 00:12:49 Yeah, for sure. Top comment on this one, yeah, I'm going with you or the asshole. You were with friends and probably should have asked if anyone wanted to join in, if not, maybe don't and maybe leave the area. It's one thing to see strangers topless but standing there topless in front of a group of friends who are not is kind of weird. Now, every time they look at you, they're going to remember

Starting point is 00:13:10 the awkwardness. They're always going to see those texts. Well, she's not getting invited to make a case of it again. Oh, God, no. That's an absolute. But we do have a rebuttal here, and it's got a shit ton of awards. So you might actually really be on to something with the overall vote being, you're the asshole, but I think people really came in like strong, not the asshole too. So this one says totally disagree. Going topless is perfectly normal, period, not the asshole at all.

Starting point is 00:13:38 Why should it be okay for men to take off their tops and not women? This is what women fought for in the 70s, equality. If your friends want to sexualize your breasts, that's on them and totally uncalled for. But I must add that I'm European. I do believe people from the US are culturally more prudent when it comes to women's bodies.

Starting point is 00:13:57 I'd agree that too. I would agree. I mean, hot take, everyone's saying breasts aren't sexualized. They are. They're like sexual things, especially here. Yeah. I think in the States more so.

Starting point is 00:14:07 Yeah. I think when you go to Europe and like there are a lot more topless beaches, whereas here, like it's hard to find. I've tried to. They're way cooler over there. They are way cooler. They've got to go. They've just progressive.

Starting point is 00:14:17 They've figured it out a lot in a lot of places. Yeah. I work four days a week. Love it. And they don't work during lunch. Yeah. Honestly, I walking around Paris a couple weeks ago, I was like, what do these people do for work?

Starting point is 00:14:29 Everyone is out at those like street cafes, drinking, you're never one so good looking too. So hot. Like, yeah. And I've never felt hotter there. Like, I never, I do not feel insecure there. You will like be fond over. I'm telling you, I've never, I don't feel pretty in LA like at all like I live in LA like it's

Starting point is 00:14:47 There's hot girls on every corner without makeup like Walking around in their workout fits. I feel like a two in LA Paris. I felt like a fucking 11 These people were I feel like this is a hot take. I feel like people always say the opposite of that I was expecting people to be so mean to me in France. Cause like you hear like if you don't try to speak French, they'll fucking hate you. They won't talk to you. We might take your order.

Starting point is 00:15:10 I can't Paris off of our like travel list. Cause we've heard such bad things about it. I will be Paris's biggest fucking hype girl. I have the time of my life. I like to. Time of my life. Okay. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:21 I feel like an 11. I'll go again. I'll go again. I got on the spot down. The only time I feel like an 11 is in West Virginia. No, I'm like, you know, I feel like an 11. I'll go again. What the fuck? I'll go again. I got all the spots down. The only time I feel like an 11 is in West Virginia. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, it is a time.

Starting point is 00:15:31 And like, we went to this crazy club, like Montser... Or not, wait, Montser Blue is really good if anyone's going. Montser Blue. There's one club though. I'm forgetting the name and I'll put it in the video, like, on a text, whatever. But we went there and we had dinner at like 11.30. Like, there's still serving food there. Yeah, that's crazy.

Starting point is 00:15:49 And we start like, we're sitting down waiting for our table and I look at my friend and I go, oh, understand up, like we need to make ourselves more known here. We need to be like in this, not like, girls sit in the corner. Take your top off. That's so tough.

Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah, just take your top off. So we immediately stand up. As soon as we stand up, this guy comes over. He goes, do you want champagne while you're waiting? And I go, I fucking told you. Oh my god, that's easy. That's easy. Like that.

Starting point is 00:16:11 Wow. So we get the champagne and I start talking to this guy. The most social I've ever been in my life, just trying to make friends over there. And I go, how long have you been working here? I've been the manager of this place for 13 years. I love it. Here's a picture of me and Mariah Carey last night.

Starting point is 00:16:23 That's nice. I'm like, I think Selena Gomez was there too. Oh, yeah. She was just over there. Yeah. I see Selena in real life. I've been keeping an eye out. For Selena.

Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah, and so we ended up like getting tequila shots all night, like with these little sparklers, like go to the club after fives. Let's go. Real quick. I think we have to go topless at the beach. It's a packed. Yeah. I'm down. Let's go. Yeah. I have to go to office at the beach. It's a packed. Yeah. I'm down.

Starting point is 00:16:47 I'm in. Yeah. We could wear goggles. Not take a mic. No way. No, no, no, no. Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:16:55 Moving along. You guys, you've been on a big shrimp kick lately, huh? I can't stop. My brain. Last night. No, yeah. The night. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:03 I went home. We've been on a shrimp kick, but I went home and no one really does shrooms at home. And I went to like my local bar. I was like my my cousins graduation party and I'm walking around and I'm like, oh gosh, we're home. We're home. We're home. I got a drug dealer and she went. She drove. She got me shrooms bar. Dude, I was walking around feeding this to parents. I was like, you know what? You have one life, guys. And they were all wasted. It was like the end of the night. I'm like, just do it. Just do it. They actually did it.

Starting point is 00:17:26 Rededs, two moms, and then I hit the rest of the bar. Yeah. And I was walking around just like checking in on people and like, how you doing? They're like, it was great. Yeah. So I got the whole town doing true. So it was really fun. Oh my God, that's like fun. It was fun.

Starting point is 00:17:40 Yeah, we love true. We can just get them like, I live right above a bodega. You just walk right in and say, Shrooms, please. They can be, we have chocolates. We can just get them like, I live right above a bodega. You just walk right in and say, shrimp's please, they can be, we have chocolates. The chocolate bars. Yeah. It's epic.

Starting point is 00:17:50 Oh my god, I made a key, but I, okay, so I've been like, microtecing a little. That's what I haven't had my full blown spiritual journey yet. Yeah. I've heard the first time, like you need to be in the right place,

Starting point is 00:18:01 right time, the first time. Oh, do, right people, don't be out in crowds. Like be outside. We had a right time. Right people, don't be out in crowds. Like, be outside. We had a spiritual awakening. We sure did. Last week, I think. It was like the most we've ever, every time we trip really hard,

Starting point is 00:18:13 we say this is the hardest we've ever tripped, but last time was the most. It was great. I became the ground. She went skinny dipping by herself in the ocean because she thought it would change her life. In the dark. It was a lot.

Starting point is 00:18:23 There was no wearing better ways. You think God, you weren't that like, shark attack girl, like. Oh, I know. got it would change your life. In the dark. It was all the way. There was no way in better ways. You think God, you weren't that like shark attack girl. Oh, I know. So belly. So belly. So that's what we're looking for me. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:32 We had quite a, we had quite a time. Yeah. Okay, so maybe don't do drugs kids. Don't do drugs. Hey, she was a cool. Yeah. They come from the earth, man. Well, that's why I feel a little better about them.

Starting point is 00:18:44 Me too. You guys just start growing your own. I can see that. A little botanical garden. And we're bad at things like that though. I can barely keep my eyes closed. I have a great thumb. Yeah, no. I gotta call my dad and tell him to water my plants.

Starting point is 00:18:57 Exactly. Okay, so this next one, posted four days ago from dangerous strategy 94. Am I the asshole for getting high so my relatives don't try and pawn their children on me? I live in British Columbia and my family often hosts at our home because we live on a lake. However, I seem to always get roped into watching the kids, which means I don't get to enjoy my life when we have guests. My husband will drink beer with his brother and dad and my mother-in-law and sister-in-law

Starting point is 00:19:26 will go on winery visits and I end up at the house responsible for my nieces and nephews. So last weekend, I made sure I was high as fuck when they showed up. My husband and his brother had to watch the kids because I was in no condition. Their mom is pissed at me because she, quote,

Starting point is 00:19:44 trust me to make better choices. I told her that my free time is valuable and I wasn't free child care. My husband has already had a few, so his brother had to stay sober, poor baby. My husband thinks I should have tried talking to them again for the 50th time instead of getting fucked up. I think they now know better than to not ask me if I even want to watch their kids. Am I the asshole? I think there's no world where you're the asshole. You didn't have kids for a reason. You didn't push a kid out of your vagina for a reason because you want to go on vacation

Starting point is 00:20:20 and enjoy yourself. What are these asshole parents? Get a fucking manny. Fuck them kids. Right? That's crazy. Seriously. Fuck them kids. Right? That's crazy. Seriously, it's insane. She didn't have kids for a reason. Why would the fuck are you then designated nanny? And why is she not getting advantage of these wineries? Yeah, that's my problem.

Starting point is 00:20:34 My question is how old is she? Is she like, young? Is she like 16 and they're like the 16 year old as a watch the kids, but she has a husband. Yeah, Mary. Okay, so yeah, in Texas, I don't know where we are, but. No ages or mentions though. So we don't know where we are, but no ages are mentioned though. So we don't know how old anyone is in this story.

Starting point is 00:20:48 I mean, I think in no world should you go on vacation and just automatically think this person's gonna watch it. Yeah, it shouldn't be assumed. Yeah, they're the assholes. They're the assholes in every way, in every form. I completely agree. I think the husband is probably the biggest asshole. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:06 Because it sounds like that's his family. And he's not stepping in for his wife being like, hey, she's not going to watch your kids. Yeah. Yeah. Like, bring the babysitter with. You're welcome to have a babysitter stay. Leave the kids at home. Or that asshole.

Starting point is 00:21:19 That asshole, the other wife that said, you should make better decisions. You're going to the winery, I'm smoking weed. I can be way more chilled than you. Yeah. I would be pissed. It seems really, like they're really taking advantage of her in this situation. And I think the winery would make me feel the worst.

Starting point is 00:21:37 Like, you don't, you just look at me as a babysitter. You don't want to include me in this family outing. Also, like depending on how old these kids are, like I've gone to so many vineyards and shit like that, like breweries everywhere. People bring their kids everywhere. Yeah, well that's my other thing. So like the husband can't have more than two drinks

Starting point is 00:21:55 when watching the kids. I'm Irish Catholic. Like everyone was fucked up. I don't know how to family affair. This is like, that's not enough. I was like, relax. Yeah, it's very... The husband sounds like a pussy. Yeah. She gets the green light to take her tits out on that

Starting point is 00:22:09 beach. Yeah. Because she gets the okay. She needs to look at all. Yeah. I'm on her side through and through. Yeah. Overall, vote on this one is not the asshole. Yeah. They're all, they're all team get high. Okay. All right. Top comment, not the asshole. And your hubby is the biggest asshole. He was just as happy with the previous scenario because he still got to drink and socialize while you were the one being held hostage to the expectation of forced babysitting duties. He didn't even remain sober to help you watch his nieces and nephews. He held the exact same expectation as his family that he could drink and shmue's while you

Starting point is 00:22:45 chased the kids. And isn't he such a great guy to bring a babysitter for the family? He got all the benefits and goodwill of doing the family a favor while you were stuck with the actual work. He should have put a stop to it from day one. And if he was the one who was stuck with the kids from the beginning, he would have. Exactly. I would make it a point if I were her.

Starting point is 00:23:04 I would start doing like Molly. I would do I'd be like, I can now. You know what I also say? I just say, we're not fucking going on vacation with your family anymore. Yeah. I mean, fucking hate your family. They don't invite me to the winery. They make me wash their fucking kids. And your brothers and assholes, you won't even talk to me while I'm watching those kids. Yeah. I'm unpaid help. That sucks. It's weird. It's really weird. I wouldn't do vacations at their lake house anymore. I'd be like, hey, we can go to their house or we can get a hotel, we can go elsewhere, but we're not hosting because when we host,

Starting point is 00:23:32 I'm automatically put on babysitter duty. Yeah, fuck that. I can't do it. I hate kids. We need to take her out for a good time. So Grace, it's gonna remain child-free. Yes. Kids are a lot of work.

Starting point is 00:23:45 Yeah, that was grinding my gears. Just thinking about it. If I was in that scenario, I'd be like, oh, that just speak up for yourself. Yeah, I just like wouldn't have happened. Well, there is a comment from someone where they do ask her, like, not the asshole, but come on, you can just say no.

Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah. Like no is a full sentence, it is. And I don't get why she's still doing it, but she responds, I've tried that. But like, I feel like for me, and this is a total me thing, if they kept trying to do it, I would leave. I would get in the car and be like,

Starting point is 00:24:14 I'm going to get in my nails done. I'm going to the store. I'm not gonna be here. I'm having some friends come. You guys are going to the winery place yourself. I'm gonna have a girlfriend come out, and I'm gonna go. Your kids are not my problem.

Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah, I'm like, I'm calling CPS. Honestly. You're not the name of it. You're not the name of it. And your bad grandma, handing you in your kids with me. And I'm high, bro. Yeah, I would not be able to do it. But glad she got the support she needed from Reddit.

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Starting point is 00:26:40 relationship, we both agreed that we're uncomfortable with each other using sex toys. I don't like the idea of him relationship, we both agreed that we're uncomfortable with each other using sex toys. I don't like the idea of him using a tight plastic vagina replica to get off. He doesn't like the idea of me having a penis replica to use on myself, especially if it's larger than him. We agreed and said we wouldn't use them. Fast forward to now, and I find a fleshlight hidden away in his closet. I wasn't snooping.

Starting point is 00:27:06 We are moving in together and I was helping him pack. I can front him and he admits that he really likes using one. I tell him that even though I'd loved to use a dildo during my alone time, I don't because of his feelings. I feel completely disregarded and disrespected and also upset that he takes so much joy in pleasing himself with an object. He said he sees it being unfair so I can now use a dildo if I want. I still don't want him to use a fleshlight though. I keep having thoughts on if it's better than my own anatomy.

Starting point is 00:27:37 Am I the asshole? No, you're not the asshole. He's the fucking asshole. And every single such a way, he's an asshole. He said, you can't use a dildo. And then he's got this little tight pussy tucked in his pocket. Like, are you serious? What a douchebag.

Starting point is 00:27:52 The double standard there is insane. Quite the double standard. Such a double standard. And then he said, oh, well, I'm going to keep using it, but you can use it, little dove, if you want to. Fuck you, bro. Like, no, it's OK because he got caught. Yeah. Oh, do you imagine what else he's doing? And then when he gets caught, he you, bro. Like, no, it's okay because he got caught. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:05 Oh, do you imagine what else he's doing? And then when he gets caught, he's gonna be like, yeah, you can do that too. You want to. The whole moving in together thing doesn't sound like such a good idea. Yeah. No, Jesus.

Starting point is 00:28:15 This just seems weird in general. Like I, I don't understand people, especially guys that are so threatened by sex toys. I know. It doesn't replace you. Like you're a real person. This is a fucking dildo. I would say I'm like, it's a teammate, not competition.

Starting point is 00:28:33 Like it doesn't have to. It's never gonna be the same as actually having sex. Exactly. And what if he's out of town? I think it should have been from the beginning. You can both do whatever you want. Yeah. I don't think there should have been any.

Starting point is 00:28:44 You can't do this. you can't do that. It's like, but the fact that he said she couldn't and then he was doing it the whole time, he's insecure and clearly his penis is until the size he wants. Yeah, well, that's the part that really stuck out to me. He doesn't like the idea of me having a penis replica to use on myself, especially if it's larger than him.

Starting point is 00:29:03 Oh God. Like that really, I was like, okay, so he's- Smalled it, G. Yeah. He's insecure. He's insecure. He's very insecure. And I think, I honestly think they both are. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:13 Well, then it's like, it's almost unfair because then it makes her feel insecure with, like if she probably would have been fine with it to begin with, I don't know if she could use her deldo and he could do that. Yeah. But now she's like, well, now I'm thinking about the size and now is it my pussy's not tight enough

Starting point is 00:29:26 and all that shit. So this is bad. All around. They need to go to couples therapy, I think. What if it was her pussy mold? Do this does that change things? Why don't, yeah, why don't couples do that? You can get your own dick mold and vagina mold.

Starting point is 00:29:39 How do you do the vagina one? I think you can only get the outside. I don't know if you can get the inside. I know you can do the lips. Yeah. I want, like, because everyone's canals are so different. I think you can only get the outside. I don't know if you can get the inside. I know you can do the lips. Yeah. I want like because everyone's canals are so different. I know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if you could even do that because would it get it all stuck up there? I wonder if you'd have to use like maybe put like a silicone thing up. Like a condom almost and then you pump the gel in and let it set and then you pull it out.

Starting point is 00:30:01 Yeah. Be interested to find out. Yeah, I guess it's a Google lead out. You guys go home. I know, I'm doing home. I'm going home. New merch drop guys. Oh man, yeah, I don't know. I wonder how good a flashlight actually feels, too. I wish I've always wanted to just be a guy for a day.

Starting point is 00:30:19 So bad depth sets of a guy. Just take experience it. Because it's 30,000 times better than being a girl. You think so? Yes. Oh my god, yeah. I mean, okay, think it meant think with their dicks. You can only imagine how good sex feels like sex trumps everything when it comes to men. It has to be electric. Yeah. It has to be. And just picture like we get something put in us. They get to put their thing in something. A warm, nice little spot, whether it's an ice or a giant.

Starting point is 00:30:45 I'm really thinking about this back here. They get to like put their dick in a nice little warm moist cave. We just get a little warm thing thrown in there and pound it. It's not the same. I want a penis just to be able to piss anywhere. That's facts. That.

Starting point is 00:31:02 Oh my God, the amount of weird places I've had to squat and like. Dirty dry. That's all over your ankles. Oh my God, the amount of weird places I've had to squat and like, journey, journey. That's all of your ankles. Oh my God. There's no easy way to do it. It's never going to be clean. No.

Starting point is 00:31:12 And someone's always going to see the front of your vagina or the, your asshole from the back. Yeah. Yeah. I can't just squat. That's why you got to get one of those diva cup things. Yeah. Have you tried one?

Starting point is 00:31:22 No, I want one. I really want to try one. I just want to try one. Just keep it on your person. Yeah. I don't know how much I would use it. I'm just so curious. I'm so curious by all of this. This whole conversation has been really enlightening for me. I do wish I could have sex as a guy. I just thinking about too how easy it is for them to have an orgasm too. I know. And it's like, it's so hard for us.

Starting point is 00:31:38 And like, I talked about in a past episode how like I have friends that are like, some of them are almost like, I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to have an orgasm too. I know. And it's like, it's so hard for us. And like, I talked about in a past episode, how like I have friends that are like, some of them are almost 30 or over 30 and still have an orgasm. Oh gosh. And yeah, and someone commented on,

Starting point is 00:31:57 I think it was the YouTube and they were just like, thank you for like talking about this. Like, I'm 34 and still haven't had an orgasm. And I think like it is so much harder as a woman. And it's because of the stigma of like girls just they fake it. And then it's like they're scared to tell a guy like what to do. It's in the same way. I'm like I don't want to tell you. I'm like yeah, this is great because they're enjoying themselves so much.

Starting point is 00:32:20 I'm like yeah, I love it. But I haven't came and God knows fucking six years. So it's like I'm the same way. I'm like years. So it's like, I'm the same way. I'm like, I'm scared to be like, do this. Do that. Yeah. So it's sex. Are you still having trouble? Yeah, but I'm like, I'm broken, I think in a lot of ways. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Have you tried? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. That's good to hear. I'm certainly fucking not.

Starting point is 00:32:41 Have you tried pure romance? Oh, cream. No, have not. Oh God, I gotta get this cream. So winning serum. Yeah, Jesus, that seems like a good serum. This is literally the whole reason I was able to have like my first orgasm. Oh wow.

Starting point is 00:32:56 It's like this heightening, enhancing cream and it like enhances all the nerve cells like on your clip. Oh wow. Yeah, and it's incredible. I've tried like, I've product tested a bunch of other things. I also have this one specific vibrator, I order. So I'm going to turn to this around and show you my Amazon order history.

Starting point is 00:33:16 OK, I can make myself calm. I just can't do it on with someone else. Oh, OK. Are you losing them a lot? I am. I wear them out. Oh, okay. Can you loosen them a lot? I wear them out. Oh, okay. Would it top off? I've ordered 14 of these vibrators.

Starting point is 00:33:34 Oh, those are separate. Yeah, no, that's what I'm just like confused. I'm like, okay, where are they? She, her vagina has swallowed them. So I don't want to travel with them anymore. So I have one in Minnesota at my house there. I have one in California. We'll call it in California

Starting point is 00:33:48 because they wear themselves out. But I've also ordered them for my friends. So I have a good friend. I literally give them out like a party favor. Wow, that's awesome. I wish you had some for us. You should do that for your guests. I should.

Starting point is 00:34:01 And that's a sponsorship. Yeah. I've reached out to them and asked them if they wanted to do a deal Nothing, they go after they see all these orders. They should really answer you think but okay your your gift will come after this episode You can write back and let me know what you think Well, right on it. Yeah, that'd be great. I think I would really help my listeners But I think everyone should have toys like especially like going back to this story Like I don't think it's shameful at all. I think you honestly should have toys.

Starting point is 00:34:28 Yeah. At least something. I don't care if it's a little bullet just to rub on your clip. If you don't want to have something inside, like you should have something. Yeah. Especially if you've never had an orgasm, like you should figure out how to make yourself. Yeah. And then it makes you more comfortable with your body and then you figure out what works and what doesn't.

Starting point is 00:34:42 Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, it's a toys, man. I love toys. Okay, moving. Oh, I have a funny story. Sorry, I just thought of it. Let's go, Grace.

Starting point is 00:34:50 Fibrator, first time I bought it, right? Yeah. It's in my backpack. Oh yeah. I'm at work because I just came from the airport and it was just in my backpack from traveling. I'm talking to my boss. What kind of job is this?

Starting point is 00:35:02 Um, barstell sports. With all the fellas. Okay, okay. I'm talking to him to my place. What kind of job is this? Barstow Sports. Okay. With all the fellas. Okay, okay. I'm talking about PlaySport though. One of my bosses, my backpack just breaks, the strap just breaks, it falls on the ground, it just starts vibrating.

Starting point is 00:35:15 And I've never been more horrified in my life. It's all, I'm upstairs, she's calling me. Where are you? I'm gonna tell you what just happened. This is so humiliating, it was embarrassing. No one knew what it was now, I don't think. But you did, so it makes it worse. No, it's just worse.

Starting point is 00:35:29 No one knows what it was. That's what you see. I don't know. I feel like you were overthinking it. Yeah. Well, boys aren't love guys, but sometimes they're not, like, they don't put two and two together. Like, they could have a cat in front of them and be like, what cat?

Starting point is 00:35:44 It was a woman, though. It was a woman. That was huge. Yeah. But they don't put two and two together. Like they could have a cat in front of them and be like, what cat? It was a woman though. It was a woman. That was huge. So she knew. I'm gonna say, like I want to make a feel bad. No, she don't know the way. It's a big old joke.

Starting point is 00:35:56 Well, she sure knows now after. She has one too. She's a cool woman. She's kind of going on. She's a cool woman. I feel like everyone has one nowadays, but apparently not. So, I guess they's a cool person. Yeah. I feel like everyone has one nowadays, but apparently not. So, yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:06 I guess they're not allowed to. Yeah. Overall, vote on this one was everyone sucks. Yeah. They were just like, they were like fuck both of you. Yeah, honestly. They don't really care for these people. Everyone sucks here.

Starting point is 00:36:18 You both need to grow up. Using sex toys is completely normal and healthy. Both of you obviously want to use them. The only thing in your way are your attitudes. It's silly to be jealous of an inanimate object. You are not being replaced. You are not second best. You do not have to compete with a piece of silicone.

Starting point is 00:36:35 That's fast. That's just like some relation. That's so funny. Yeah. What do you guys think about the people that have those like, like, lifelike sex dolls though? I think you're a fucking freak's, a zoid personally. That's a little far for me. What do you guys think about the people that have those like, like, lifelike sex dolls though? I think you're a fucking freak's azoid, personally.

Starting point is 00:36:48 That's a little far for me. You are a freak azoid. A whole sex doll is crazy. And they look, if you just quick-lanced at one, you'd be like, that's a person. Yeah. That's literally a person. I'm so forget as many fleshlates as you want, do whatever, again, all your cock rings, do whatever you need,

Starting point is 00:37:03 but a sex doll's like, can you have sex with a person? No, that's why it's like that's why it's like, gross. So I should throw mine away. Yeah, yeah. I think the torsos are even creepier where it's not the body. Oh, it just fucking. You just fucking. Yeah, it gives like murderer vibes.

Starting point is 00:37:21 Yeah, yeah, it's like like army hammer type of vibes. What's his name? Ted Bundy with the mannequins. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm not sure. No, that's not Ted Bundy. Oh, it's the other murderer. What's his name?

Starting point is 00:37:34 Glasses, Dahmer. Dahmer. Yeah. When he was doing the mannequins, he was cutting them off. I watched the first episode of that Netflix show and after that, I was done. I couldn't. I was like, I can't.

Starting point is 00:37:44 I saw it through. It was disturbing. Yeah, it was just serving. Yeah, the dolls are just like, that's just like kind of like two next level where it's like fucking your weirdo. You're pervert to me. You're pervert. You're pervert. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest, that's a kink. I can't get behind. And I saw a video of someone who wheeled his sex doll to the bar with him in a wheelchair. Oh, so he brought his doll with him to the bar and it's just like a slump. He's full of calm. You shake that thing and how do you even clean that? You can milk that thing.

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Starting point is 00:39:40 Pull it, fucking up. Take that twist, pull it up. I feel like this one might need a trigger warning. Yeah, I'll try it. Okay, we'll put it in trigger warning. It's gonna get up. Stick that twist, pull it up. I feel like this one might need a trigger warning. Yeah, I'll try it. Okay, we'll put it in trigger warning. It's gonna get bad. Well, would you even put trigger warning, coconut violation.

Starting point is 00:39:52 trigger warning, bodily fluids and maggots. So it goes, today I fucked up by coming into a coconut. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. Anyways, around eight years back, I lived in northern... Oh my god, I'm apologies ahead of time.

Starting point is 00:40:09 I lived in northern Mozambique, a coastal southern African country with quite a warm climate. My mother at the time was going through a health nut phase, and only buying foods she deemed healthy enough. One of these was coconuts. She would buy several coconuts a week to use in food from the local market. One day I hear my mother is going to be out for pretty much the entire afternoon. Horney me decides that it would be a fantastic idea to fuck a coconut. Honestly, to this day, I can't fathom why I thought that would be a good idea,

Starting point is 00:40:43 but my train of thought back then was clearly somewhat clogged. I end up grabbing the coconut. I ended up grabbing the coconut, drill, and through 20-ish minutes of concerted effort, I ended up creating a whole large enough for me to stick my pork or into. I decided it required some lube and grab the nearest slippery thing, some butter, before shoving it into the coconut, followed shortly by my meat. Oh, man. I fuck the coconut, and it actually feels pretty damn good. So I blow my load.

Starting point is 00:41:17 Shove the coconut under my bed and continue about my day. For the next week, the coconut is my savior. Whenever I want to get off, I simply take it out and fuck it. In its delightfully tight hole, made better each time by accumulating volumes of semen and butter, acting as a lubricant. Fuck man. This guy's fucked.

Starting point is 00:41:37 He's a lot. It's heaven. Oh man. It's heaven. It's for the pork and meat and heaven. Oh god. About a week and it's for the poor, fucking me heaven. Oh God. About a week and a bit after the initial coconut foot, fuck.

Starting point is 00:41:50 I got my Botox touch up in my lip, and I can't fucking talk. Go get a fuck. I had been using it pretty much every day since then. I began to notice a few more flies than usual, as well as an odd unpleasant smell about my room. You know, I should, buddy, make it a fucking recipe under your bed. Must be the coconut, right?

Starting point is 00:42:10 Right. So is it not? Right? Hot twist? So I decide that I'll fuck it once more before I throw it out and get a new one. Worst mistake I ever made. You see, the reason for the increased number of flies was that the coconut was evidently in hindsight a nearly perfect place to lay eggs.

Starting point is 00:42:33 No. As I penetrate the coconut one last time, I begin to feel a strange weight leading this like fanfiction. Just that's fucking weird to begin with. He's getting off writing it. Yes. As I began to penetrate the coconut, just that's fucking weird to begin with. He's getting all for writing it. Yeah. As I began to penetrate the coconut one last time, I began to feel a strange,

Starting point is 00:42:50 wriggling sensation. Oh, fuck you. Puzzled, I pull my cock out to discovered that it is covered in rotted and moldy butter and semen and teeming with tiny fucking maggots. Mm. Me maggots. Neem maggots. They were wriggling all over my dickhead

Starting point is 00:43:10 and somewhere even trying to force their way up into my urethra. Of course they were. He's taking it to fuck it, coconut. Jesus. This guy needs to go away. Turns out I'm allergic to coconut water and my dick swelled up and blocked the hole I panicked and ripped my cock out which cut it horribly so here's the lesson don't fuck coconuts. No shit brother I mean if you're gonna fuck a coconut fucking wants to throw it away man. Yeah, don't put it under your bed

Starting point is 00:43:40 There's you said your mom has plenty of coconuts. Yeah, she's on a health kick. She's on plenty of coconuts This poor fucking woman. That's a surprise. God, his cock is me, his porkers. That's his maggots cooking out of his, you reap. Dick, oh my God. Oh my God. It was the best fill and he ever felt though.

Starting point is 00:43:56 He's fucking a rob of this book. That's a bad gross man. This did feel like fanfic, now you mentioned it. Did it feel like fanfic, why are you writing it like that? He took a lot of pride in writing it. Yeah was he was looking at coconut while I was writing it So you know, that's what I was I was thinking like 14 year olds like yeah But now it like he's saying it in past tense Seems like he's 25 seems like he's still fucking or he's like at his parents. I was like he's like old two old

Starting point is 00:44:22 Well, he still lives with mom. That's where you got the coconut. So there's, you know, If he could, he would have a sextile. Yeah. Totally. He would have cleaned it. Absolutely. The fact that he was butter as lube is insane. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:32 So people like on Reddit too, they really went off with this. Like a lot of people tried it. Yeah. A lot of people tried watermelons, but this person tried it. And it's titled, Today I F I fucked up by not listening to a today I fucked up post and getting my dick stuck in a coconut and they even drew a picture They drew a picture of what it looked like

Starting point is 00:44:52 So they got it in but then when they went to pull back their head It didn't come out Oh, man. Can you imagine? So you got to go to the fight apartment. Yeah, go out, coconut it. Or when it gets all soft, can we pull them out? Mm, right. You would think, because they do get quite small. Yeah, they get a lot smaller.

Starting point is 00:45:15 Yeah, I'm so fascinated by growers. Yeah, I know, it's crazy. Isn't it crazy to go so little to them so big? It's really crazy. Who does that? Blowfishes? Yeah, I guess who else? Well, yeah, that's a good thing about vagina as I guess we can't get them stuck anywhere But having you I feel like it's been on a graze in an out of me episode where some guy had his dick pierced and they got stuck Oh, I feel like that's like really are you do you girls or something? Oh?

Starting point is 00:45:41 I have one of those I feel like that's been an episode on like a house I like a lot of people always get shit stuck in their ass. Yeah Do you girls or something? Oh my God. I have one of those. I feel like that's been an episode on a house. I've got health. People always get shit stuck in their ass. Yeah. Oh my God. Air soul cans. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:51 I follow this account and it's just a bunch of yucky stuff. This is usually what I show you. Yeah. You can't stuff. But a lot of the accounts is like, they get really things stuck up their ass. Some girls stick in a fucking little toy car up there and she was like, oh yeah, the wheels felt really good in my ass. And then it went up and then you can't get it out.

Starting point is 00:46:07 Oh my God. Yeah. That's terrifying. Yeah, I guess maybe it's scarier to get stuff stuck up in you. I would say so. Yeah, absolutely. Because you can get out of the coconut. I mean, I should have a couple times.

Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah. Oh, it's hard to break though. I've been on a big survivor kick. And they really have to hack those coconuts with a machete battle. I haven't tried. I haven't. It's insane. I feel like it would be very hard.

Starting point is 00:46:33 Yeah, that's what I was like, yeah. I don't know how you would really fuck a coconut. You got to get the drills going. But honestly, I feel like the edges would still scratch you. Yeah. You got to like, you got to clump paper it. Yeah. You what? Yeah. You got to you. Yeah. You gotta like, you gotta clump paper it. Yeah. What the hell?

Starting point is 00:46:45 Yeah. Obviously what, which at that point, it's too much work. Yeah. Just get a pocket pussy. Exactly. Just get a pocket pussy. Yeah. Can't get a pocket pussy when you're living with your mother though.

Starting point is 00:46:54 It's almost impossible. You can get, you can drill a fucking coconut. She's gone all day. You're in bed. I feel like you could get away with it. I feel like your mom would be more okay with finding, oh, he has a pocket pussy than he's fucking my coconuts get away with it. I feel like your mom would be more okay with finding, oh, he has a pocket pussy than he's fucking my coconuts with maggots in it.

Starting point is 00:47:07 Can you imagine if she would have found it in his room and like tried to crack it open, like, oh, my coconut. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And it's full of semen and fucking maggots. He's giving 20 year old because the fact he used butter and he didn't even have lubrication. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:21 He's giving like very young. Yeah. There were flies coming out of it. What the fuck did you say? And he still put it in. Where there's flies. He's giving very young. Yeah. They were flies coming out of it. What the fuck did you say? And you still put it in. Where there's flies, there's no way. This is why when we say, well, a guy is always like a hoes of ho.

Starting point is 00:47:32 Yeah, quite literally a hoes of hoes of hoes of thing. Oh, no. That's why I think that's why sex with a dick has got to be amazing. If you're fucking a maggot filled coconut, case and point. Cause we would never, if we saw flies coming out,

Starting point is 00:47:44 we wouldn't say it's worth it. No. But they would say, oh, that feels like one more time. Oh, it's different. God, I need to get shot after that one. Yeah, that was pretty bad. I've read it a long time ago, and I've never read it on the podcast.

Starting point is 00:47:58 Like I've been doing this for two years and saved it for you too. Wow, I'm glad. I'm honored. Yeah, we needed that. But like, wow. Glad you guys are okay listening. Really put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up. Wow. I'm glad. I'm honored. Yeah, but like, God, you guys are okay listening. Really put the lime in the coconut

Starting point is 00:48:07 and shook it all up. Aw, I'm really excited. I feel like this one might need a trigger warning. Yeah, a trigger. Okay, we'll put it in a trigger warning. It's gonna get bad. Well, would you even put trigger warning, coconut violation?

Starting point is 00:48:19 trigger warning, bodily fluids and maggots. Pukamikets, chuck and cocoa. Oh, I kind of like, that's a name of a cool movie, I think. I've seen that one on Porto. bodily fluids and maggots. Porka meat gets stuck in cocoa. Oh. I kind of like, that's the name of a cool movie, I think. I've seen that one on Porto. I like it. Oh my god. That's a whole pump song.

Starting point is 00:48:33 I literally the hotel I'm staying at, now that you say that, it actually has like an x-rated, like you click through and it's like, it's so fashion. It's so old fashion, I'm like, I'm not expecting this for the laundry in. What the hell? And one of them was like, oh, it's too big. It's stuck. That's what the title is. That's the hits. There he goes. Not that you were looking. No, of course I look. Of course.

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Starting point is 00:50:48 Pick the ring himself, talked to my family first, one knee, etc. I showed him many photos of rings I liked. We even shopped together and picked a few we both loved. He ended up proposing with a ring that looks nothing like anything we had picked together. He told me later he showed his mom photos of what I liked and in short she disagreed. She didn't like that we had picked lab created or moisonite stones. She also told him the shapes I liked were dated. IG her engagement ring had one of these dated shapes originally and she recently spent thousands to have it reset with a big modern

Starting point is 00:51:27 pear shape. She pushed him for real diamonds, which blew his budget, so my husband picked a tiny diamond pair, halo, with stones around the band, similar to his mom's just smaller. I hate it. I struggle with sensory issues and the side stones pinch my fingers. I think about it all day every day I sometimes have to take it off while driving because it hurts to hold anything I've worn the ring out of loyalty for my husband since he proposed I bought my own wedding band and the ring is little enough I can hide it in a stack of other rings. I feel like a brat for hating it. It was far too expensive to be as ugly and poorly crafted as it is. I have to have it serviced almost monthly because the prongs on the side bend and snag my clothing. The jeweler I consult with has told me this can't be fixed due to the size.

Starting point is 00:52:17 He warned me that I will lose stones, likely most of them on the band, if a single prong breaks. It's a constant reminder, my husband picked his mom's taste over mine for a symbol of our commitment. I would rather have green fingers from something meaningful than this purest crap. That's a mom's boy. Moms and this sons are weird. I feel like the mom saying that the ring is outdated. You're outdated, mommy. And second of all, I don't, I feel like the mom saying that the ring is outdated. You're outdated, mommy. And second of all, I don't, I feel like it's not that the husband's fault

Starting point is 00:52:49 because he was like, I trust my mom, like she's a girl, she knows what she's talking about. But also if you're married to this person, you should be able to have a conversation and say, hey, let's get a ring that I like for the same price, you're married. You're doing the rest of your life together. You shouldn't be scared to have that conversation.

Starting point is 00:53:04 No. And it seems like there's like actual physical issues that are hurting it with the ring. I think it's easy to bring up. Yeah, absolutely. All your clothes are getting snagged on it too. Because at first I wanted to say, like I just think people get too crazy

Starting point is 00:53:17 about their rings. I personally think, like I understand like, it's your wedding ring. You want it to be awesome, whatever. I just, I personally am not fully in on that, I'd be happy with anything I got. So at first I wanted to say she's an asshole. Yeah, seriously, yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:31 I'm just happy to get married if I can. It's hard out here, but I was gonna say she's an asshole. And then I heard all the rest of us, and she's not the asshole in my eyes. Yeah, I don't think she's an asshole, but like if you just want to, it's not like she's asking for a bigger, more expensive ring. No.

Starting point is 00:53:48 She just thinks, she just doesn't like the ring that she has to wear for the rest of her life. Well, and the thing is like he technically could have probably spent less by getting her moisonite. Like, yeah, the same thing. She didn't want a real diamond. She wanted lab created or a moisonite,

Starting point is 00:54:04 but the mom kind of shamed him, which I totally relate to. Like my mom was a jewelry store manager for 19 something years. And when I told her I wanted a moisonite, she was immediately like, no, absolutely not. That's gross. She shamed me.

Starting point is 00:54:20 When I have a question, I don't get the answer, but does moisonite actually turn your fingers green? No, no. The thing that would turn your fingers green? No, no. The thing that would turn your fingers green is like the band. But even like me, like when I, like close to getting my period or on my period,

Starting point is 00:54:34 even like my real goal, like my Cartier ring, will turn my finger green. Really? Yeah. It's the weirdest thing. I don't know why. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:54:42 I'd something to do with that. There's some science for sure. It's above my finger. Yeah, I'm a shithead. I'm a shithead. I think you know why. I know. I know. I'd something to do with that. There's some science for sure. It's above my pay. Yeah. I'm a shabby fuck. I think you're right. I've heard the iron thing. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:51 Sometimes I am. When you're ironed efficient. But like, so I went for a month salary, right? It's what a ring should cost. How much? Four or three months salary. That's what they say. And I feel bad for any guy.

Starting point is 00:55:01 Like, I've seen the TikTok videos where they're questioning the girls and they're like, it needs to at least be 60K. And I'm like, oh God like I've you seen the TikTok videos where they're questioning the girls and they're like it needs to at least be 60 K and I'm like Oh God, I don't I don't want a 60 K This is well I guess like what the hell that's for me. I just want something that I think looks pretty exactly That's where I'm at. Oh, I actually think it's a year's worth salary. She's crazy people are crazy I'm just trying to help you out. Yeah. No, so I went Moist Night and we found this amazing jeweler, like downtown LA Jewelry District,

Starting point is 00:55:30 because like you go there and it's cheap, you're getting it for a deal. Yeah. Wait, so you already have your engagement ring but you're not engaged? I got to pick it out. Okay. Because he knows I'm not like Grace. I'm a little crazy.

Starting point is 00:55:42 Yeah. And if I got... No, it's not like you're asking for anything crazy. You just want it. You want to like it. I want to like it. Yeah. And if I got it, I'm like, you're asking for anything crazy. You just want it, you want to like it. I want to like it. Like I have to wear this thing and I want to wear it and I want to love it. I don't want to be like, look.

Starting point is 00:55:53 Yeah, I don't want to be in this position where you got me something I don't like. It's a pretty nice thing here. I'm like, this is ugly. I think a lot of people like our age are doing that now. I love it. Yeah. Like why buy into this diamond industry?

Starting point is 00:56:04 It's a false like like the whole diamond, like value, is because of what the jewelry industry made it. This is fascinating. There's not a scarcity of diamonds. They're not a value of, yeah. They're not rare at all. I know, no. They're pretty abundant.

Starting point is 00:56:19 I want to get a green ring or something, but I'll have some crazy stuff. Emerald? Emeralds, so pretty. And you can get moistened at Emerald? Emerald's so pretty. And you can get moisonite Emeralds technically. Really? And you get a real big, like big out.

Starting point is 00:56:29 Yeah. There's a lot moisonite. I'm never getting. I love it. You don't think so? No way. I want to have kids, but I want to be a single mom. We're going to roll the tapes.

Starting point is 00:56:39 I'm going to say six years, because you're how old? 23, about to be 24. Six years. Okay. Six years. Okay. Six years, we're going to roll the tapes. I'm sure I will, but I'll be divorced a few times, I think. I think it's okay. I think more people should get divorced, yeah, me too.

Starting point is 00:56:52 Weighing more people. So we do have an update on this one. Oh, okay. But the top comment is you need to be honest with your husband, otherwise you'll just keep getting shitty gifts that he thinks he's doing a plus on. While it's small in the grand scope of things, it becomes a bigger issue when you guys are struggling. I just have a problem with the fact he listened to his mom

Starting point is 00:57:13 over you. Especially because they went shopping together. Yeah, like he knew what she wanted. But then I'm like, did he just think like, oh, mom knows. I could see that side of it, but I also like have that whole thing where some guys are really weird with their mom's point. I did it in a meme knows. I could see that side of it, but I also have that whole thing where some guys are really weird with their mom's point.

Starting point is 00:57:27 I did a memes point. My favorite word and everyone on this podcast definitely hates it by this point is enmeshment, where a mom, especially like, moms that get divorced or have a tough time with their partner, their partner isn't super supportive. They'll raise their son to be their ideal partner. And so it's this whole thing called enmeshment. And I love these stories about the mama's boys that

Starting point is 00:57:52 just like give off enmeshed vibes. And there's a lot of people that you're to catch for. For sure. So for the update, thank you all for the comments and support. Everyone says it, but I didn't think this would get that much attention. A few days ago, I stopped wearing my ring. After the last repair, it's in my jewelry box. I've been wearing my wedding band in a stack by itself for now. My husband noticed and complimented my wedding band while I was driving on a short road trip together over the weekend. I explained that my engagement ring pinches bad while I drive,

Starting point is 00:58:25 and I decided I would only wear it on special occasions to protect the stones. He's been aware of all of the repairs. He then laughed a bit and told me, quote, you could just not wear it at all. Keep it for sentimental value. I was a bit taken aback, so I asked him if he had purchased insurance for it

Starting point is 00:58:44 like we had discussed after we got engaged. He I asked him if he had purchased insurance for it, like we had discussed after we got engaged. He apologized for telling me he would, but he decided it wasn't worth it to him a long time ago. He was waiting for the ring to wear out or me to stop wearing it because he's wanted to replace it since he bought it. And he wants to upgrade that bad boy as often as he can. Oh, he's got a win. He's a good guy. He's a real good guy. Yeah. He came back around. Yeah. His mom probably passed away.

Starting point is 00:59:11 And all of my avoidance to protect his feelings, it didn't occur to me that he didn't like the ring either. As I suspected, he honestly thought his mom's taste would be better. The conversations compounded and it made him second guess himself. After he confessed, he didn't like it. I confessed the style isn't mine and it makes me think of his mom. We laughed together. Oh, this is good. This is good. This is like a wholesome update. I really like that. He explained he's already been saving for something special for a while but told me to pick

Starting point is 00:59:45 myself out something silver I can wear comfortably in the meantime. I'd marry him again with a twist tie. I wish I wouldn't have danced around the fear of hurting his feelings for so long. Live and learn. Austin Peas, my lovely. So cute. Do they usually give updates? Sometimes if you're lucky. I'm happy about this update. This is good. This is good. I was all like hot and bothered before. They seem like they have a good marriage. They got a good thing going on.

Starting point is 01:00:10 He's a good guy and I won't get divorced. I knew we thought Mama was just right. Yeah. She wasn't. Yeah. And like it's hard. It's a big, a big step, a big decision. So like trying to rely on people you're close with

Starting point is 01:00:21 and like maybe do have a healthy relationship with but just like, you're struggling. You're nervous, you're anxious, and then it's like, oh, well, my mom should know, right? Like, she's been married, she has a ring, you know? Yeah, you trust her, Judge Rink. You trust her. It's one of those things. I think maybe I don't care about my ring, just because my parents don't wear their rings. They got married so young and now, they're like, my fingers are too fat. Yeah. I can't wear my rings. Also, I don't think they really need,

Starting point is 01:00:46 they should probably get divorced. But I just didn't see rings growing up, so I don't even look for them. You know what people look? The first thing I look at at a bar. Really, absolutely. But I think maybe, how old are you? 29.

Starting point is 01:01:00 Maybe he's an age thing. I don't think so, because I looked in college. Like we would, and even right after college, so I would go out in Minneapolis, Maybe he's an age thing. I don't think so because I looked in college. We would, and even right after college, so I would go out in Minneapolis, we had this area, like, uptown. And it was like, everyone moved from, like, dinky town where University of Minnesota is to uptown. It was like, dinky town?

Starting point is 01:01:16 I like dinky town. It's so, it's a vibe. It's so fun. If you ever do, like, a college tour, put dinky town on your list for the first time in a minute. That's my number one right now. It's Paris, then dinky town. Yes. It's so, so fun.

Starting point is 01:01:29 And so you kind of like did this transition. And like even then I remember going in uptown and there was this one guy that kept like hitting on me. And I like was asking him like, how old are you? Like because your hair, he was already like grayed out. Like silver, silver fox. Okay, silver fox. And I'm like, how old are you?

Starting point is 01:01:42 And he's like, oh, I'm 27. I grayed really early. And I looked at his hand and I'm like, how old are you? And he's like, oh, I'm 27. I grade really early. And I looked at his hand and I'm like, why do you have a ring? And so after that, every time I'm like ring. Oh, yeah. That's fair. It's first it's ring, then it's teeth. Mm-hmm. Okay. And then it's everything else. Okay. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I never really look for rings, but I guess in New York, I feel like no one's married. Yeah. At least to people we hang out with. That's all lay to, like it's Peter Pan syndrome out there. Like everyone's just like young friends. Yeah, everyone.

Starting point is 01:02:10 Like people do not settle down like until they're 40. Yeah. And I went home to Boston this weekend and everyone, everyone had their children. Yeah. Everyone's married, everyone's having baby showers and they're like 24. Yeah, it's crazy. Like it's just a different life. It is a different life.

Starting point is 01:02:24 And I had someone ask me like recently because all of my friends that are in Minnesota married, starting to have kids. And I am like not near that. Yeah. And someone asked me, they're like, do you feel inadequate? And I'm like, wow.

Starting point is 01:02:40 Yeah, okay. Oh. Or do you feel I'm fulfilled because you didn't get to live your own life and you have children at 24, fuck you. I was just like, I don't have a question. And it was like, it was that word, right? Where it was like, it wasn't like,

Starting point is 01:02:53 do you feel like you're missing out on anything? Like, do you wish like, you would have stayed in Minnesota and would have progressed that way? Like, 29. And well, that's what I was kind of in my head. I'm like, 45 and didn't have kids yet. I'm not dead. Like, I'm head. I'm like, 45 and didn't have kids yet. I'm not dead. Like, I'm still.

Starting point is 01:03:07 I'm able-bodied. I'm looking pretty good for 29. You know, I need my neck lift, but that's, we'll get there. I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. Yeah, there's no time I can shoot. I was really, really confused by the question. I'm like, I don't knock people for getting married at 25 and having kids.

Starting point is 01:03:23 So why are you knocking me for being 29 and doing my thing? Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I think like let people live their lives and have the stages they want to have. Yeah, yeah, exactly. People just live different paths, like especially if you're in LA, it's a different life. Like when I go home and all my friends are married and having kids, I'm like, yeah, because that's what everyone home does. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:41 Like that's the life they want to live, but I don't want to live that. So we can't hate on each other. I also think it's like really good to have in the back of your head. Like there's not a time limit for anything you do in life. Especially not now. Like yeah, like there was back whenever and like that's just how society was, but like to still go by those rules is just still. Yeah. I know. I watched Mona Lisa smile recently with Julia Roberts. Have you ever seen that? No, I was either think so. Okay, put on your list, girls.

Starting point is 01:04:07 We're going to get your cultured here. It's like this movie where she's a teacher at this college, but it's, it's really interesting because like the women will like get married and then be done with school. And like there's kind of this understanding that once a woman gets married, they don't really have to continue with their studies. You just like pass them. And she's not like that. She's like, no, fuck this. Like if you're going to be in my class, you're going to do the work and like, I don't care have to continue with their studies. You just like pass them and she's not like that She's like no fuck this like if you're gonna be in my class

Starting point is 01:04:27 You're gonna do the work and like I don't care if you get married if you get married Honestly, I think you're selling yourself short like fuck this great movie and I watch that and I'm like God like that is Really sad like that all these women were was like Tied to marriage and what they could provide for their husband and how good of a mom they were and how good of a cook they were. And now we have so many more identities and options. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:53 I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. Some people still think like that though. It's like crazy. And then you go down south. A lot of those girly girls, they're in school to meet a football player or a basketball player

Starting point is 01:05:03 or something like that. Oh my God. Have you watched the, did the Bama documentary come out yet? Yeah, it was terrible. It just wasn't what you thought it was going to be. I had high hopes. I wanted to see it just trashed. Someone's got to like do that for real. I've been saying it for years.

Starting point is 01:05:17 I've been saying it for years. You legally get like you won't be able to put the footage out. Yeah. You got to find like X sorority sisters that have been like kicked out. I know. That are willing to talk. But you need to find like a president ofity sisters that have been like kicked out. I know that are willing to talk But you need to find like a president of one of the sororities. Yeah, that's like I don't I don't believe or stand for this anymore That like let's you win or something. Yeah, but you put it out you get suit up the ass these people have more money than God

Starting point is 01:05:38 It's crazy. That's why they couldn't put anything out. Yeah, that's crazy I was an sorority at the University of Minnesota But like I was the worst I you're supposed to go to Monday night meetings like every Monday, your whole career. I went to two. Oh God. Did you get, uh, find up the us? No. No. I don't know why they kept me. I really don't. I, I'm like, I think about it daily because I, I have a girl coming on later this week that got kicked out of her sorority. Yeah. And I'm like, it's so easy to get kicked out and yet they kept me. I was the worst. Maybe he just saw some flew under the radar.

Starting point is 01:06:13 No, I went to formal and got so fucked up I was throwing up in the bathroom. Okay. You want to know what he was supposed to like? I don't know either. And I thought like I had a podcast at the time, like I was just as a little random nobody. Yeah, that's crazy. For what? I gave them stress and they got nothing out of me.

Starting point is 01:06:31 Because you're sisters. Sisters. I got it for life. Alpha Phi, AOE. No, it's cool. Okay, are we ready to move on? Yeah, let's do it. Okay.

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Starting point is 01:08:14 Before I get into this, I'm sorry for any spelling or grammar errors. I only have five minutes to write this. My husband and our best friend Daisy have been in a friend group since nursery, pre-k school. We are now 35. Jesus Christ. But I found out last week they were fucking on and off for around 10 years. I found out because I saw her knickers in our room. He then admitted to the affair and he begged for me back, but I said no. I then went to her house and ended up slapping her. The worst thing for me is that we have three kids,

Starting point is 01:08:49 16, 13, six. And I don't want to have to play a happy family. That was the original pose, that's it. Wow. You should have curbed stomped her and not slapped her and get a divorce. Fuck, I feel like dude, whenever there's like that childhood best friend, they're always fucking

Starting point is 01:09:10 or they think like in their head, they think that they should end up being together. Oh, okay. Yeah, boys and girls. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Like when you, cause always when it's like where we're childhood best friends,

Starting point is 01:09:22 we grew up together and then like you're like secretly in love all the way. So the three of them were always best friends. Yeah since pre K. Oh That's and they were fucking for 10 years 10 years. That's a their oldest is 16. Yeah, that's a heartbreak How long have you guys been friends? So 15 years 13 years. Yeah, so add 10 years Imagine one of you's married. Fuck my husband. Can you, like, what would, what do you do?

Starting point is 01:09:50 Like, you lost your... That's worse than, like, death. Like, that's worse than her dying. Cause, like, because then you were still alive, but you're dead to me. It was both your husband and your best friend. You were just that. Your whole world in an instant. Shut up.

Starting point is 01:10:02 Oh, that's a real thing you can have. Of course, her name was fucking Daisy too. Daisy. That's a cheating bitch. I love the name Daisy, but I'm like, fuck you. And it's hard because if your husband cheats on you, it fucking sucks for sure, getting cheated on sucks. But you at least then, you have your friends to turn to.

Starting point is 01:10:22 Yes. Well, I was talking about this with you when I was texting you about the fucking, what is the show Vanderbilt? Oh my God. Yeah. I was like cheating happens like sadly it's normal. A lot of people cheat, but like the fact that it was your best friend, fucking your boyfriend or your husband, that is just like a knife with a twist and a shock under the head.

Starting point is 01:10:41 And it's delusional to still remain friends and doing it. And doing everything's normal. Yeah. And just, that's even doing that on the back of the trail. What is the trail? It's like, crazy. You come over to my house and we talk

Starting point is 01:10:53 and we're best friends, but you're fucking my husband. Like, you leave in and you fucking the husband. It's like, how do you ever have, how do you ever trust anyone again after that? You're gonna have trust us just for the rest of your life You would it's not easy to make friends when you're an adult especially. Yeah, you already had your best friends It's all you need. Yeah, it's a really hard to make friends. It's got wrenching. I feel so bad for her

Starting point is 01:11:16 I know I feel terrible. We do have a small update. Oh, okay. I don't I don't know I have a ready I don't know They did the bad stuff. I hope she left him. Here's the actual update. My daughter saw me cry in my room and I ended up admitting to them what happened. Daughters are 16 and 13.

Starting point is 01:11:35 I was going to say the 16 year olds probably going to have to have her back now. Yeah. They were extremely mad at their dad and Daisy. My oldest called Daisy to ridicule her and Daisy started crying on the phone. Both my teenagers have been at their dad and Daisy. My oldest called Daisy to ridicule her and Daisy started crying on the phone. Both my teenagers have been ignoring their dad and not listening to a word he says.

Starting point is 01:11:51 I'm not here to paint myself out to be an innocent victim who did nothing wrong because that's not true. Ever since I found out, I've been treating him like shit. I've been forcing him to go to the shops to get me very specific things. Then I get mad and make him go back to get something else and it goes on and on. I'm not sure why I do this.

Starting point is 01:12:09 There's so much worse I can do. I just want to inconvenience his life in little ways. I've also kicked him off the bed and I've made him sleep on our sofa. It's super uncomfortable to sleep in, especially for him. We have a guest bedroom, but I've been forcing him on the sofa. Until I move into my mom or dad's house, I'm going to just keep annoying him. Why are you moving out?

Starting point is 01:12:31 Yeah, what the fuck? Make him move out. A lot of people were wondering what I'm going to tell my six year old to tell the truth. I have no idea, but I think when I move into my mom or dad's, I'll say something.

Starting point is 01:12:42 Thank you for reading my update, although it's not that interesting. She's far too nice. Yeah, I mean, that's just no way to go about it, like, having your kids be mean to the dad and stuff. It's just like separate from the situation. You can't involve your kids. Yeah. Like, I mean, of course they're going to be mad at the dad. Yeah. But then if you just like feed into it, it's like, then you're going to make them pick sides and like, that's still their dad. It should be a you problem. Kim Kardashian says it best. Yeah. She won't say anything bad about Kanye. I don't know how she does it. I think I saw a video recently where she was like, yeah,

Starting point is 01:13:17 we're in the car and they want to listen to their dad. I put it on. I'm like, after everything he's said about her in the media and just like how much he's downward spiraled and like threatening her boyfriend's, making music, saying I'm gonna kill him, videos. Like saying really bad stuff about everyone else. I don't know how she does it. And like I know like she's not perfect. She's fucked over a lot of people,

Starting point is 01:13:39 but it's very admirable to be able to separate that and not involve your kids. And she said like she, in her kids are younger, but she said she'll just like let them decide what they think of asking. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if like North knows,

Starting point is 01:13:55 because I feel like she's kind of, she seems like a chronically online kid. I know and Kim said in this season, she's like Kim has, I mean North has no idea. Like she has seen nothing, she's never known anything. And I'm like, how, she's like, Kim has, I mean, North has no idea. Like, she has seen nothing. She's never known anything. And I'm like, how? She's always out.

Starting point is 01:14:08 She's always out. You're on TikToks, yeah. And you're always chatting away about something. Yeah, I don't know. Just that, I don't believe at all. Well, and you know, like, for you page, like, that's what I'm saying. I can't.

Starting point is 01:14:19 I mention one thing. I can't block things, yeah. Yeah. I really wonder. I feel like she's definitely seen stuff. Her for you page is probably so targeted with like Kanye West. Yeah. Like, wonder. I feel like she's definitely seen stuff. Her for you page is probably so targeted with Kanye West, like Kim, like for sure. And then I'm like, okay, so someone always monitoring her while she's on it, but no way. Remember when it came to kids, we're playing Minecraft,

Starting point is 01:14:37 and I don't know how that works, but somehow there was like the picture of a sex tape on there. Yeah, somehow. What? These are like, or saint or something. Yeah, one of them. Oh my god. Yeah, that's insane. It's like, I think one of the, I heard something too, where one of them went to school

Starting point is 01:14:56 and one of the friends like said like, oh, do you know how your mom got famous? Oh god. I think it was North like at their school. We have this debate on BFFs. So, because Kim said that anything Kanye has said or done is going to be way more harmful to her kids than her sex tape. What do you think?

Starting point is 01:15:12 Absolutely. I agree with that too. Absolutely. He said very anti-Semitic stuff. He said very hurtful stuff for the black community. All the men in the comments were like, no, the sex tape. Of course, you think a woman has a man who is more hurtful than a fucking Nazi community. All the men in the comments were like, no, the sex type. I'm like, of course, you think a woman has the sexiest more hurtful than a fucking Nazi

Starting point is 01:15:29 running around being fucking racist. It's so crazy. Like all the men in the comments were like, now, breathe wrong. Breathe on a common not W. What is a common T. Yeah, it's on like to fuck you, suck my dick. But that just shows what they think about women.

Starting point is 01:15:44 I know. That's more telling. Like the man thinks sex is worse. Yeah, that's more telling on them because they think women are something to be owned and coveted and. Yeah, those are the same people that think women after college should just go and be a housewife.

Starting point is 01:15:57 That's why I'm saying tops off at the beach. If you want your friends. Yeah, let the girlies do what they want. I, that's crazy to me. That's crazy that people actually think like that versus like making very harmful statement. Like people fuck. We all have sex.

Starting point is 01:16:13 A lot of people fuck. Every single person has sex. And the fact that you think that's more harmful. I get maybe a middle school kids pulling up the fucking thing. But like in the long scheme of life, you're dad saying all that crazy shit. 30 million times worse. I completely agree.

Starting point is 01:16:28 Because then you're associated with your father. Yeah. Yeah. A person very opinionated. Yes. Very. Okay, one last one to send us off. Okay.

Starting point is 01:16:37 Have either of you been a bridesmaid yet? No, quite yet. I think it's coming now. Okay, well let's prep you, okay? This one is a day old, very fresh. Ooh. Titled, Am I the asshole for refusing to let my brides made wear her dead mother's favorite color to my wedding?

Starting point is 01:16:55 I 31 female was married to my amazing husband 34 male on Friday. The wedding went smoothly, apart from one guest's dress preference, who we'll call Anna. Anna's mother sadly passed away in January this year. Her mother was the light of her life, and ever since she passed, Anna has been understandably uptight and distant. I have helped Anna threw out her entire grieving time. We had been planning this wedding since December and decided we wanted an ocean-themed wedding. My family and I grew up on the seaside and have always been close to the ocean. I made it extremely clear to all of my bridesmaids that they were to wear blue,

Starting point is 01:17:33 a coral pinky color, or pastel green. Everyone agreed and seemed to love my choices. Anna's mother always loved the color, dark, vibrant purple. Ever since then, Anna would buy everything purple if there was a purple choice. Anna and me went for lunch a few weeks after the passing to catch up and support her. At the lunch, Anna asked me if she could please wear a purple dress to my wedding. I'm not crazy about themes usually, but since this wedding was themed to support my family's tradition, and considering my maid of honor was already going to be wearing a gorgeous pastel blue dress

Starting point is 01:18:11 with purple and gold accents, me and my husband, who I decided to call and discuss the idea with him politely, told her that we understand what she's going through, but we really want bridesmaids on theme. To this, she looked hurt and left lunch earlier than expected. I hardly heard from Anna until around four weeks after our lunch, despite my attempts at texting, phoning, and even knocking on her door. But she'd continued to shut me off. That was until she texted me, quote, what do you think of these dresses and displayed many different purple dresses in photos?

Starting point is 01:18:46 I kindly reminded Anna that she wouldn't be wearing a purple dress to my wedding. Anna was enraged. I tried to tell her that I understand her feelings, but my wedding is my own special day. To this, she blocked me. Anna unblocked me two days later, apologizing for the way she acted. Anna unblocked me two days later, apologizing for the way she acted. Well, when the wedding rolled around, Anna showed up in a purple dress. I asked her why she had gone against my wishes, and that she either had to change or leave. To this, she told me to stop creating a scene, and that I was being dramatic and disrespectful. Anna broke out in a screaming match, and called me and my family insensitive, selfish assholes. She was escorted out the door screaming.

Starting point is 01:19:30 Once the wedding had ended, I received messages from Anna's family, friends, and even Anna. They were all saying how Anna was going through a lot and that I was being an asshole. So am I the asshole for not just letting Anna wear the damned purple dress? I have so many thoughts on this one. Anna's showing up to be the bridesmaid. Yeah, she's a bridesmaid. Okay, so in this situation, I would just mull over and I'd be like, where you fucking purple dress, but your mother has nothing to do with this wedding.

Starting point is 01:19:59 And I understand people grieve in different ways, but like, you're... This is not your wedding, this is not your sister's wedding, this is not anyone in your family's wedding. I'm so sorry you're grieving so badly, but if I told my friend nicely, like 40 times, not to wear a purple dress and then she showed up in a purple dress,

Starting point is 01:20:17 it's more of like the principle of like, dude, you just won against everything I said. Yeah, it's just completely acting out. But she seems like she just needs like, the attention or something. Yeah, I don't know. I could see that. I mean, her mom just died.

Starting point is 01:20:33 Like she's probably not in her right mind. And I think it goes to like that basic level of respect. Like I can totally see this being a picker battles. Like is it really worth it to lose your friend over this color of dress? Because she's struggling losing her mom. Or, but on the flip side, it's like, can my friend not just give me the bare minimum respect to pick a dress from the variable options? Well, the friend saying like she's in sensitive asshole is like, you're kind of a hypocrite. You're kind of doing the same thing.

Starting point is 01:21:06 Like your best friend just asked you 30,000 times, we're doing a theme and you're wearing a fucking white purple dress. Yeah, just one day, no purple. Yeah, it's wear purple earrings, shoes. It's like, oh, yeah, that, that's a good option. It's a wedding, you wear this, you wear the same color. You wear what's in like,

Starting point is 01:21:22 just going back to like, it has nothing to do with your mom. Yeah, I know. She could have told, they could have compromised. They should have been like, you can have a purple bag, Same color. Where would in like going back to like it has nothing to do with your mom. Yeah. She could have told, they could have compromised. They should have been like, you can have a purple bag, you could do purple makeup, purple, fucking shoes. Yeah. But I think that's more of like, you guys should have came

Starting point is 01:21:35 to a meet in the middle, yeah. Compromise, they agree. Because I don't think either way it was gonna go well. If she couldn't wear purple, she probably would have hated her or not showed up. She wore purple, she got escorted out. Purple patty wasn't gonna come to a reasonable decision on that. She was wearing go well. If she couldn't wear purple, she probably would have hated her or not showed up. She wore purple, she got escorted out. Purple pat, he wasn't gonna come to a reasonable decision on that.

Starting point is 01:21:48 She was wearing purple regardless. She was wearing purple. She was blocking and walking in. Which, like, I'm gonna be honest, I have a hard time in my head envisioning these bridesmaid stresses. Blue, coral, pinky color, and pastel green. I'm like trying to envision them all together anyways.

Starting point is 01:22:05 And it's like if you could have compromised on like a pastel purple, let her fucking wear the pastel. Because I was envisioning in my head to my, what does a coral reef look like? I feel like there's totally purple coral. Like there's still a little more of the forms. Yeah. Like I was like maybe purple could have worked. More so, I feel like they were both stubborn and both being selfish. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:25 There should have been a compromise. For sure. So I think maybe you kind of are a little bit of an asshole. I think what honestly probably would have been the best case scenario here is like, hey, I would love for you to be my bridesmaid. I understand you really want to wear purple though. How about you just are a guest?

Starting point is 01:22:40 Yeah, I was just gonna say that. And then you can wear any color dress you want. Anything in the rainbow. And that's can wear any color dress you want. Anything in the rainbow. And that's what she should have done. Yeah. Like the fact she blocked her after like sending her pictures of purple dresses and then being like, what do you think of these?

Starting point is 01:22:54 And she goes, hey, sorry, like you're not wearing purple, remember? And she got blocked. Oh, at that point, like, why would you even want to be in it? Like that. That's more so like you're kind of being, like you're begging, you're kind of, yeah.

Starting point is 01:23:08 Seems like she needed something to, like, get her mind off of her mom or something. Yeah. Like, just like a big, a big to-do to just like, everything to do with her mom. Yeah, I know. I think that, I mean, it kind of sounds like her life is now, like, picking.

Starting point is 01:23:23 We're falling around purple. Yeah, like if there's a purple option, she's gonna pick purple, which it's a small token to remember your mom. And like if that's what brings you peace, like purple nail polish. Do it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:23:34 It's hard. I don't, I can't even imagine. Like I'd be a fucking rat. Oh, I'd be an absolute mess. So like I get it, but. But I don't think purple, like I don't think the color. No, I don't know. Everyone grieves differently.

Starting point is 01:23:44 That's the thing. I guess the bottom line is, I don't think she's the asshole for setting her foot down. It's your wedding. She can do whatever the hell she wants for her wedding. I just think this could have been. I think they were both kind of being the assholes. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:24:01 And I understand your mom died, but like everyone's lost someone, and you're really making that big of a, it's just like, just give me one day. You've gotta be a real person. And like think of other people's feelings, you're not the only person going through something. This is your best friend's wedding. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:24:18 And like, these two seriously could have talked it up. It's a fucking color. It's a color. It's a color. And it's actually so silly in the scheme of things. It's a fucking color. It's a color. It's not an actual color. It's actually so silly in the scheme of things. It's a color of a dress. Yeah. Well, so we had a story recently on an episode

Starting point is 01:24:32 where this person was writing in and was like, am I the asshole for picking the dress that my friend wanted to get married in, but didn't. So this girl got married and had gone to like bridal dress shops, tried on all these dresses, but her mom hated the dress. So she didn't get it. She picked a different dress, got married, had a beautiful wedding, blah, blah, blah. So the friend got married months later, went to the same place, tried on that dress that her bestie wanted but didn't get, ended up loving it, said yes to the dress

Starting point is 01:25:05 and asked her friend, hey, are you cool if I get this dress? The friend like said, yeah, it's fine, but like immediately after I went in the dress and Rimmon was bawling. Now they're not friends anymore. They're literally like over the dress. Over the dress. And so, seeing that situation, I just wouldn't get the dress.

Starting point is 01:25:23 Yeah. I really hurt my friend that much. And that's like, this is probably one of the most torn I've seen people on the story because so many people say that. And then other people are like, it's a dress. Like, she literally had her chance to wear it

Starting point is 01:25:36 and she didn't like get over it. I know. But I'm like in the book. I personally would just be like, I'm not. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. I would just get it in the dress. You'd have really cried so hard. I need to see this. It's just gorgeous dress. That's kind

Starting point is 01:25:47 of the most beautiful dress of all time, but mothers don't agree. Mother suck lately. There's mothers do not know best. Mommy, mommy dear, this is not no best. So there's a lot of comments from our original poster on this one actually. A lot of people are in the boat of not the asshole. So they're like totally fine. It's your day, do whatever you want. But we have some people that are like everyone sucks here. And like, you both could have given on either end. And so someone goes, kind of quoting what OP said, we've been planning this wedding since December.

Starting point is 01:26:18 And I went to lunch a couple weeks after the passing to catch up and support her. I hardly heard from Anna until around four weeks after our lunch, to, she blocked me, like kind of like making their case. And they go, so you haven't been there for her at all, and you were busy with your wedding, which is okay, but without any empathy,

Starting point is 01:26:35 everyone sucks here, I would not want you as my friend. And OP gets pissed. Oh shit, okay. The hell, I can be there for my friend while planning my wedding, geez, I've be there for my friend while planning my wedding. Geez, I've tried to remain calm in these comments, but don't ever comment on anyone's relationship like that. I have sent Anna flowers, letters, cards.

Starting point is 01:26:53 I have paid for her goddamn therapy sessions. I have dropped everything to help Anna. My husband slept on the couch while she has been living at our house just so she could sleep in the comfortable bed. She's cried on my shoulder and I've held her. I've been all she had some nights. Jesus fucking Christ, I can't believe anyone would ever think to comment something like this.

Starting point is 01:27:13 As for advice if I was, if I was the asshole over a dress, not to be degraded about my empathy towards others, the fuck. Well, you opened it up to a platform of public opinion. I'm back on team her. She did all that for her friend. She couldn't just not wear a purple dress.

Starting point is 01:27:29 It's like, dude, I'm paying for your therapy sessions. You're sleeping in my bed while my husband's on the couch. That's not wear a fucking purple dress. That's an amazing friend. That's a great friend. Amazing. And then she has one thing. Her day, she wants one thing to be about her.

Starting point is 01:27:41 Yeah. Oh, these red people have such flaky ass friends. Yeah, I hate to see it. have such flaky ass friends. Yeah. I hate to see it. Isn't that crazy? He's sad. We do have some more insight though on attendance options. So someone goes, so nice, she was deep in grief.

Starting point is 01:27:56 You should have allowed her to attend as a guest to help with her choosing the dress. Their comment is often jumbled. But OP goes, I told her she could always step down and become a guest, but she expressed no desire to and said she shouldn't have to step down to honor her mother. This isn't about the mom. Yeah, should mom ask nothing to do with this.

Starting point is 01:28:20 You want to honor your mother? Where have they ever met close? Yeah. Pain your nails purple. Pain your nails purple. Pain your nails purple. Like you could have totally done something else purple. Some rides are crazy about nail color though. She could have done, I'm sure her friend would have been like,

Starting point is 01:28:33 they would have found that you're not wearing a purple dress. You can wear your purple lipstick, your purple earrings. Like, dude. She sounds really understandable. She does. Honestly. Like, they totally could have come to be compromised. It seems like that friend was like, it's my way or the highway, which

Starting point is 01:28:46 is like not fair to your best friend who's been there for you on her wedding day. Yeah. The girl's bad shit. Yeah. Why? She seemed to be have crazy before. Yeah. I just like no reasonable person would be acting like this. And that's kind of the bottom line here. Yeah. Like, seems like just a tough cookie. And you feel bad, like obviously going through something, but I think like in your grief, you kind of have to like realize like, not everything in my life going forward

Starting point is 01:29:13 is gonna be about my mom. As sad as it is that she's not here. Like I also need to do some things for me. I think a lot of people like forget about grief too. It's like, it doesn't give you an excuse to be terrible to everyone else in your life. For a period of time, you can go through your ship, but it seems like her mom died a little bit ago.

Starting point is 01:29:30 She's already been doing all that six months. Or you can't shut everyone out of your life. It's kind of like you got to move on, man. Yeah, and you wonder if it's a little self-sabotage, just kind of pushing people away, lost in that grief. I think she's just stuck in it. Stuck in it, stuck in it. Well, I think you two will have an easier time with tight, bright, fresh choices.

Starting point is 01:29:54 And weddings, I will figure it out. Like, it married to each other. And we'll just wear toxins. It's a success. I love the tux on a girl. I know, it's cool. Like, especially if it's well tailored and just like looks good. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:30:08 My boyfriend, Justin, has a cousin who will likely be on his side. And I'm putting her in the tux. Oh, how you doing? She's going to look good. Oh, how you doing? Well, thank you guys so much for coming on. Thank you. You're having us.

Starting point is 01:30:20 That was fun. I'm so glad. I'm going to go buy some coconuts. Yeah. Gifted to all the guys in your life. Pre-drone. I forgot I go buy some coconuts. Yeah. Gift it to all the guys in your life. We did it to a couple of guys. Pre-drown and I don't have a penis.

Starting point is 01:30:29 Oh yeah. So that joke's not funny. I'm gonna go buy a purple dress. Where can everyone find you both? Grace Kay O'Malley on just about everything. Okay. Yeah. We're on a Chick-fry on just about everything.

Starting point is 01:30:41 We're on a LePaglia on Instagram. And our podcast? I was gonna say shout out the pod, because it's good. Yeah, we got Planned Bray podcast, so check us out. We've got episodes every Tuesday and Thursday. Amazing. Thank you again.

Starting point is 01:30:53 I just love this. I can't wait for our Paris trip. I know, oh yeah. It's gonna be so fun. We're gonna be 11th. It'll be great. We're gonna go top. We're gonna go top.

Starting point is 01:31:01 They do have, they got a lot of top speeches. I will not be going top, I'll play some fun. We should. We should call call it. Oh, you know, when it went in Rome. Okay. Yeah, because there's no guys around. Yeah, when in Rome.

Starting point is 01:31:10 No paparazzi. Apparently, apparently, in Dubai, no paparazzi. Oh, wow. Yeah, because I feel like you two, we have to worry about me. I fly under the radar. I'm sure I don't have to worry about us. Well, I'm good in Dubai. Okay.

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