Two Hot Takes - 129: It Takes a Village Ft. Chris Klemens

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Chris Klemens! He's baaack!! And thanks to our Patreon family, who picked all of these stories, we have a good one in store this week. From dumping coffee on a kid, to a Patreon member sending n00dz to a friend's husband, to some awkward step-sibling interactions..  buckle up friends. What are your thoughts on these stories? Ready to come join us on Patreon? My episode on Chris's pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0E1qWRW1Vs&t=1s !!! Bonus Content on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 Our SubReddit to Submit YOUR Stories!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Partners: AG1: drinkAG1.com/TWOHOTTAKES Vegamour: Vegamour.com/tht Promo Code: tht Hellofresh: HelloFresh.com/50tht Promo Code: 50tht Quince: Quince.com/tht

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It's like, I'm just tired. I'm like, hey guys, I'm depressed again. Tired and afraid. Literally. That's tired naked and afraid. Yeah, that's like what I want to rebrand to. Oh, I want to change my name so bad. I think about it every day.

All the time, two hot tics is good though. It's like so conty and short and just like, oh, like it sounds legit. It's a litigal though. That's their own baggage. Yeah, that's their own baggage. I mean, like two hot tics is like such a hot name. It's like hot ones.

It's like such a standalone name that you're like, I wanna know what this is. Oh, okay, well thank you because I've gone a lot of nose lately and I think it was because of the name, like, scaring them. Ew, well then you don't want them on here anyway. No, I especially when I have you. No pussy's allowed.

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but like, you know when some people have like a superstar name, that's like what this is. You feel like it, it's basically like share. Exactly. Literally, it's like beyond side. God. Well, thank you so much for all the nice comments about my name. I'm hating it less.

Oh, thank God, no, I'm telling you it's good. I would not suck your ass this hard. And thank you for coming back on. You were literally on like 10 days ago. I know, I'm like, I never get repeat customers like this. Oh, I mean, like we weren't even done recording and I was like, so how do I become a co-host? Because I'm in, I mean, like we weren't even done recording. And I was like, so how do I become a co-host? Because I'm in. I love it. Don't tease me. No, don't tease me.

I will take you up on that. Don't tease me. I'm looking for work. I don't know what I'm looking for. Saga might be on strike, but I'm not. Yeah, no, I'm open. Just getting ice-sam with, yeah, because stop talking, no, I'm open. Just kidding. I stand with, yeah, Chris, stop talking. No, I like this. Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Hat Takes. I'm your host Morgan. And today, if you haven't recognized his voice, his beautiful face already, Chris Clements is back.

As I'm fishing chips out of my molars, thank you for having me. OK, so today's theme I have for us, I let my Patreon family put together this whole episode for you. Do you love Patreon? I love my family over there. I love my Patreon. I have never felt more connected to a group of people.

It's wild because it's an internet. It's obviously an internet platform. Yeah. So I'm always, like anytime I post something, it's obviously like an internet platform. Yeah. So like I'm always, like anytime I post something I'm like, all right, that's here, what people have to fucking say. And then I'm always like, I forgot you guys are the nice ones. I think I'm always ready. I'm like, just the internet has ruined myself, the steam and confidence.

And I'm just always on the defense now because I'm like, what is some bitch gonna say about my fucking shoelaces or something? And I mean, not to, it's just like a stupid example. But like, oh my god, I post some Patreon. I'm like, oh. It's like, legally my safe space. You guys really get me. And they're like, yeah, no, yeah, Chris.

I love it. I warned them you were coming back on. I'm honored Patreon. And the two hot takes Patreon, thank you. I'm looking at all three cameras, but I only think two of them are looking at me. Well, that one's yours. So if you want to say something to them, it's that one.

I love you. And if you aren't a part of Morgan's Patreon family, you're lame. Oops. You should be. Just kidding, I didn't mean to bully you, but. Well, okay, so to give you some like confidence boost, I love Chris's reactions to the disturbing one.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, I'll take it. God, I'm so excited to hear Chris on an episode again. I love his energy. Oh, guys, thank you. I don't know why I feel like the calmest here. Like, when we did the last podcast, I was like so, and my element, I felt like funny.

I just felt good. Today, I felt like funny. I just felt good. Today I feel the same. I love that. I don't feel like I have to try. And anything I don't feel like I have to try on is immediately when. Literally, you have so many kind comments. So excited to have Chris back.

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I'm like, hee hee hee. Right, right, right. Okay, what is the theme for today? It takes a village because all my Patreon people put it together. I didn't, I didn't, that really gives me no kind of. Yeah. Clues is to what I made for. Nothing, absolutely nothing.

A lot of chaos. They want to see you sweat a little. A lot of just like people being crazy. But yeah, I didn't pick any of these stories. They were all from the people. Have you read any of them? No, I've peaked just to make sure that they're good, you know, but they did a great job. Okay, I mean, say it out.

They really came together. I'm telling you, Patreon always pulls through. This one's like a fucking giant ad for Patreon, but I ride for Patreon. Well, and if you don't want to pay, you guys, there's free stories too. So like, go over there. I have free stuff on Patreon as well. So you're so generous. You don't always have to pay, you'll get free content and feel included too.

Whoa, you're really nice. Yeah. I was like, okay, bare minimum, you all bitches have to pay $4.20, $4.20 and some $4.20. I like that price tag though. Although $4.20. I have a tier. Pay for 20, you can smoke with me on the... We'll talk later, Chris. That was a great idea, okay. Yeah, well, I'm like, I don't know what was in my coffee booth. Good ideas. I'm loving it.

Okay. Okay, so this one was posted three days ago. It is very... I love. It is titled Am I the asshole for defending my wife after she purposefully dumped coffee on a kid? Oh my God, I purposefully dumped coffee on a kid. Oh my god, I don't need to hear anymore now. My wife and I are both 34 and kid free.

My brother, Mack 28, started dating 30-year-old Heather roughly a year ago and she came with three kids. 12-year-old Anna, who is 100% the problem child, the boys, 6 and 8 are great. Anna, on the other hand, purposefully does shit to piss people off at every turn and is extremely defiant. And her mother, let's her get away with it. We own a camp on a lake and once a year, we host a large barbecue and weekend stay for the entire family. Mac brought Heather and the kids. Anna was a shit all weekend, picking fights with people, throwing

tantrums, hitting, etc. And Heather just stood back saying, quote, I don't know why she acts like that, rather than do anything to correct her kid. Boom, a mirror at targets like five bucks. My wife was getting noticeably more pissed off as the hours progressed, but nothing like yesterday. Yesterday we were all sitting out on the deck talking and enjoying a coffee and Anna was underfoot per usual. She was told to go play with the other kids several times and she refused, finding excuses to be involved in the conversation, which included picking up a fly swatter and swatting up flies

all around the adults, knocking over our coffees several times. She was also smacking my wife with the swatter repeatedly, saying there were flies on her when there wasn't. My wife at one point looked at Heather and said either get your kid the fuck out of here or I'm going to lose my shit. Period. I also spoke to my brother several times about him stepping in. This was following Anna dumping my wife's fresh coffee all over the place, including on her for the second time. Cold coffee, my wife doesn't drink hot coffee.

Heather said a clipped, Anna go play, and that was it. No follow through. Well, Anna comes right back in and slaps my wife on the forehead with the swatter and says, bug, missed him. My wife took her coffee, her third one that she had just made, again, cold, and flung it at Anna covering her. Ah, yes!

Anna immediately starts crying and Heather flips out. So does my brother, saying that my wife was an immature cunt and that she's just a fucking kid. My wife calmly puts her cup down and continues conversation like nothing happened. As Anna, Heather and Mac are all flipping out. God fucking flip off bitch. But then Heather says, quote, do you have anything to fucking say for yourself? And my wife says, don't let the door hit you and your demon spawn on the ass on the way out. Ooh.

Some of the adults are saying maybe an apology is warranted and that we are assholes for not giving one. I personally don't think so. Am I the asshole? Not at mother fucking all. I mean, coffee is a vacation compared to what I would have done to Little Anna.

I mean, I'm thinking of a bunch already. Drive about to the middle of like, dump her out, say, get home. Ha ha ha. Find your way home. I just can't believe she got a lifetime. Yes. Disgusting. And like, I can't even be mad at Anna

because she is 12. I am like repulsed by Heather age 30. Hater. Fucking Hater. You have the odd, yeah, someone just threw coffee on your kid. But like, it's not random. It's not just like, hi, and I fuck you. If I would have gone around as a 12 year old, so wading people 12 though, that's like old enough to fucking know. That's pretty. Eighth grade question mark. They're driving in three years. Yeah. I get a lot of development happens between then, but like, that's older. There still should know better either,

or you've just been parented horribly. Well, I think Heather has kind of done the no parenting approach. Like this is my little best friend approach, which is so scary. And given the ages, like Heather had Anna when she was 18. She was a very young mom. Okay, math. I know. I'm usually not good at it. Holy shit. I mean, like, math didn't even enter the fucking chat. Yeah, so it just seems like there hasn't been a lot of parenting here, and Anna's been enabled

at every step. Well, it seems like almost like Heather thinks she is also a 12 year old, is like the vibe I'm getting. She's like, I'm 30, but I'm still fun. I'm a fun mom. She's the fun mom. That or like, Anna has only gotten attention by acting bad. And so kids after learning that behavior,

will continue to act bad or crazy to get their parents attention, because that's the only way they fucking get it. Wow. Give your kid a hug. Say hi. Give some eye contact every once in a while. Okay, I'm glad you're coming out with the loving angle because previously I had Anna swimming home in the middle of the lake. So I'm the asshole. Thank you. Not the people writing this. No. It's a while. I mean, I did just bully a 12 year old online. That's not great. I mean,

like fully I just destroyed a 12 year old. I mean, sometimes's not great. I mean... Like, fully I just destroyed a 12-year-old. I mean, sometimes these people... But I do it again! They need tough love. Yeah, I'm sorry. She needed this coffee experience. I mean, if the wife is sitting there with two coffees on her under her belt, literally, I mean, Anna deserves a little bit.

I mean, when is enough enough? I just can't believe the mom freaked out like that. Dude, I would be embarrassed. I would be mortified if someone got to the point where they felt that they had to throw coffee on my kid. Well, and she warned her too, right? She said, get your kid away from me, or I'm gonna lose my shit.

Yeah, like, she gave ample warning in my opinion. Yeah. Like, more than I would have given. Oh my God. If someone hit me in the, it's like point blank forehead with a fly swatter. Yeah. This is like literally a dog.

Dog on arrival. This is like a dog having a I bite vest on and then you still be in surprise you got bitten. Or like at horse shows, you put a red ribbon in your horse's tail if they kick. Like this is a thing. Yeah. Iconic.

So it's like, it's like, yeah, seeing the red ribbon or the vest and being like, oh my God, I got thing? Yeah. Iconic. So it's like, it's like, yeah, seeing the red ribbon or the vest and being like, oh my God, I got king. Yeah, that is so, oh, come on. That is like sending, I just can't, like I don't have patience for. No.

Is when people are like, what does happen to me? And I'm like, yeah, there's a sign right next to you that said don't do that. You're shocked where? Close my mind. There is a little bit of an edit. OPs as there were plenty of times my wife specifically had told Anna to stop and she had even taken the fly swatter from her at one point. Anna went and mocked my wife and then grabbed a new

swatter while Heather and my brother ignored Anna and what she was doing. Hence why Anna kept doing it. Several times the other adults spoke up to this kid as well and spoke to Heather about stepping up and telling her kid to stop and actually following through. Many steps were taken before it got to this point. Know my wife shouldn't have had to remove herself from the equation when it's our property and everything was on our dime.

Period. My brother and his sorry excuse of a mom girlfriend should have corrected the issue from the beginning. 12 is plenty old enough to know right from wrong. Even her brothers don't pull that shit. Just a quick add, it is not my wife's job to set an example, like some of you are saying. We are kid-free for a reason.

Are people calling him the asshole? We're gonna read those comments I was really hoping we would oh Anna and her sorry excuse of a mother were warned several times by my wife I love the just absolute shit piling on Heather Beyond that it's a them issue it is though Especially if they're fucking paying for it all. I'm not saying that gives you like rain to hold supremacy, but bitch. Yeah.

Get in line. And for Mac, not to like try and stand up for like if Heather and Mac were married. Okay, that might be a little more complicated. Yeah. You're not married. You're loyal to should be with your fucking family. Well, and they've only been dating about a year. Disgusting. Yeah. Roughly a year ago. And so I think it's probably one of those things where it's like, especially he's 28. He doesn't have any kids. So he probably

feels as like, I'm not the one to step in. Like I don't have the right. What I think he should be the one to step in. No, but I think he definitely could pull his girlfriend aside privately. I think he can step in with his girlfriend, not the parent, right? Yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm saying. It's like that's crazy for him to sit by and just not do anything. Like, hey, babe, can you go take your fucking child and like go inside and do a puzzle or like give her a hug? Like maybe we need to go get ice cream or like, like go- Or sedatives. Go. Horse tranquilizers. Let's go walk around Walmart for a little bit. Get the kids out of here. Walmart works as well, but I would just go straight to the fucking Dispo and be like Indica now. I think people do give their kids CBD for seizures. Oh, come on.

I'm so sorry to the... No, so I think like, I don't know. Well, I'm no, I'm talking full, full THC. I'm saying like THC with the resin baby. I'm like knock her out. Oh my God, Chris is gonna be like give them ketamine. God yeah, now I'm like bullying and like talking about drugging a 12 year old. Okay, let's yeah.

Okay. We love Chris's energy. Okay. It's on hand. It's like so crazy because like sometimes I'm like, I want kids in the next like three years and then I hear this and I'm like, so you can chop my testicles off.

Like I don't need that. You can just time in a nut and throw them over my shoulder. I'm good. The image that everyone's gonna have. Good. It's better than the image of Anna flitzing around with. Also, I'm sorry. What fucking house has more than one fly swatter?

I've never been in someone's house that had one. Okay, my brother, gran granted we live in Minnesota, or well he does, I don't. He bought four of those electric fly swatters. The electric ones are such a slave. I'm gonna go home and literally play with them. It's so fun. I wanna play Pickleball, but with bugs.

Bugs, it's so lit. Oh my god. They look at you, the size of racquet. My old roommate got one of them, and we're just sitting in the back yard and smiling, I just wave it in the air. And you would just hear the occasional, I love that.

And I was like, what an icon. I'm gonna make a bug swatter, tennis racket, ASMR. Ooh. I think that could really hit. No pun intended. Yeah. I love this. So the top comment on this one is I would have

launched my kid in an outer space if she did that to an adult. The fact that her mother tactically encouraged it by doing shit to stop it, interesting. That's like the gag. Because again, if this kid were like six, it's a lot more understandable. Yeah. It's a lot more understandable. Yeah. It's a lot more understandable. When it's a 12 year old who you can have a full-fledged conversation with, game over lights out.

Yeah, and I think like, granted it's not anyone else's responsibility to change Anna's behavior, but her mom, because then I think if they try to be like, don't parent my kid. Well, I think that's a crazy overstepping that you do. But Anna is 12. I get Anna wanting to be a part of the conversation.

So her mom should have been like, Anna, do you want to paint your nails while we all sit here? Give Anna a reason to sit there calmly, quietly, be engaged and involved, because she wants to be included. But let's find a productive way for her to do that. Yeah, or like... This kid is used to getting ignored.

That's why she's doing this shit. That's so sad to think about. Like, ugh, I wanna form an apology to Anna. I feel like I've been very harsh to you, 12 year old. You know what I mean? I don't mean to be, because you are a product of your environment. But fuck, yeah, I guess all this anger really is just

for the mom. Yeah. But like, I'm mad because the person actively doing it, yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to find the year the asshole comments and I don't see. Good. That makes me happy.

Because I would have like popped a blood vessel in my neck. Yeah. There were. Well, and it's only three days old. I'm wondering if like a lot of people deleted. Yeah. I don't know about that.

There is one of the top comments that goes edit, okay, I'll add the verdict, not the asshole. So I think a lot of people were like, you could have like handled this a little better. Well, yeah, I'm not saying throwing coffee on a kid is a great way of handling a situation, but like at that point, what are you left with? Mm-hmm. Like, hi, please stop, try that.

Yeah. Take the fly's water. Okay, try that. At what point are you just like doing the gymnastics of babysitting? Yeah. I don't see. For a kid that you have no interest in,

that's crazy. I know, and that you're opening your home kindly for. Fat. I didn't even realize that they were like paying for it on. It was their property. I thought it was like an Airbnb situation. It's a camp. I don't know what that means,

but they're probably, I'm not a camper. They're probably losing revenue by blocking off that week. Yeah, oh, absolutely. Yeah, I mean, they sound bougie, don't it, camp? That's kind of crazy. No, I know the fact that they can have like a full family like get together.

I'm like, okay, there's some money here. Yeah, I'm just so I was curious if there's any camps for sale. What is a camp? I don't know like a property with 20 cabins on it. Oh, like a literal summer camp. Yeah, that's why I'm envisioning. Oh. Yeah, but nothing for sale currently. Damn, that's a bum'm envisioning. Oh. Yeah, but nothing for sale currently.

Damn, that's a bummer. Yeah. I really quick it like finding things. Google's my bitch. Yeah, really? Like I'm just, oh, you're on a different website. Wow, I would never have noticed. I'm like, okay guys, please pause.

Click, click, click, click, click, click seven minutes later. I'm like, man, that's still letting. Well, wow. Okay, we're ready for the next one. Based off of that exhale, no. That was ready for the next one based off of that exhale. No That was a pretty fucking heavy one. So let's hear the cum coconut I still get fucking like flashbacks of that and I'm like Is that real? I was I'm deciding merch right now and I'm putting little coconuts on it. You're fucked in the head

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It feels like Barb Leanne, but like THT version. Oh my God. It is titled, Am I the asshole for confronting my friend about requesting noods of my wife? I 32 male and married to my wife, 27 female. We have mutual friends, 27 female and 25 male, whom we've known for the past three years. Recently, our wives went on a trip together.

During said trip, 25 male, we will call him Ron. Ron asked his wife several times a day for nudes of our wives together. What? I'm sorry. Holy shit, straight men are fucking crazy. We have previously had several conversations about sexual experiences, in which we have all decided we are monogamous and don't have interest in each other's partners, but we do feel comfortable talking about our sex life together. Nothing has ever gone on between the four of us, and nothing ever will. Ron has confided in me over the past three years about issues with infidelity and his

sex addiction, and we have talked openly about these issues, and I have urged him to be faithful with his wife. He has had three affairs that he has admitted to. He has also made several moves on my wife, in which every time she either ignored him or shut him down. On to the issue. On this trip, Ron was texting his wife several times a day, asking her for nudes, which is totally fine, but also encouraging her to take nudes with my wife.

He was even sending money as a ploy for pictures. Also, I should add, this trip was for a concert that Ron paid for the tickets for. He did this for our wives. It was his wife's Christmas present, so he used that as leverage for the pictures. My wife felt obligated to send a nude after Ron sent money to his wife to pay for something for my wife. The moment she sent it, she texted me and told me the whole story and how she felt uncomfortable. This went on for the whole weekend, with my wife being pressured into taking naked pictures in return for money.

My wife sent two pictures after being pressured. I confronted him today and he told me I'm overreacting. He says that we all talk about sex together and that it's not weird that he asked my wife for nudes. Okay, gas like girlboskate, keep. I would never ask my wife for nudes of any of her friends, nor would I pressure her into doing that. His defense is we have sent nudes between the four of us. For example, I sent him a Snapchat of me and my wife,

super drunk, with my flaccid dick in her mouth. Gross, I know, but it was funny at the time. Okay, interesting. Wait, he sent that to Ron. Okay. I think maybe a group Snapchat. Yeah, that's kind. Okay. I think maybe a group snapchat. Yeah. I'm just my group snapchat to that. So am I the asshole for confronting him and telling him that he crossed a boundary by begging

his wife for naked pictures of my wife? I don't think he's the asshole. To clarify too, the patreon user is the wife in this story Yeah Is Ron's wife or the man who wrote this yes, so her husband. Oh my god. This just got so fucking juicy Yes. Oh my god, this just got so fucking juicy. Patreon user is the wife. That's sent the news. Oh, her husband and her. Yeah, her husband and her listen. And so together they were like, you should submit.

So the husband wrote the story. I'm about to send you guys a Snapchat of my flaccid dick and someone. I mean, oh my god. This is in consent. Really, of course. Oh oh my God. This is in, consensually, of course. Uh, oh my God. So I responded to her because she sent me the link. This is lit. I feel like we have a live studio audience or something.

patron is crazy, guys. Like, oh my God, miss ma'am. I'm so sorry you went through that. Thank you for submitting. And also, I love this. Not the story, but like, oh my God, the fact that she's a viewer. Oh, I don't know why this is so catastrophic for me.

Yeah, you're really losing your marbles over there. Okay, thank you. Thank you for, oh God, I just am shook that we know the poster. I know. I know. I know. I just feel so bad for her, but I responded and I was like, oh my God, wow.

And she goes, welcome to my shit show Morgan. I mean, why do you have me on here? Get her on this podcast now. Well, we do have group therapy every month where people can come on and share their experiences with me live. And so, yeah. I'm obsessed with you.

You can join the next one. I'll send you the link. Don't even play with my heart. I'm serious. I will like fucking be there. I'll come prepared. Yeah, I'm obsessed with you can join the next one. I'll send you the link. Don't even play with my heart. I will like fucking be there. I'll come Prepared yeah, I'm so serious, but I just want to say like first and foremost, you don't ever ever ever ever have to do Something you don't want to especially when it's sexual in nature. No one should ever pressure you co-hers you No one should ever pressure you, co-herse you, use anything against you to get nude sexual favors, whatever that is. Fuck them. That's insane. No.

Let alone your fucking supposed best friend's spouse. That to me is like... I don't think a human being has ever had that big of balls before. Sorry, I keep like playing with this. It's just kind of like that. It's there for you. It's like a joystick. I'm like really driving a car.

As if I know how to fucking drive. I like that. It's there. It's like a stress bar. It is. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah.

That's insane. And then like to be even grimeier and then throw money into it. Like, what do you think your best friend's wife is? Just like a prostitute? Like, no disrespect to prostitute, but like, girl, what the fuck? If you want that kind of content and you're willing to pay for it, go on only fans. It's so great. There are many creators out there who will say your name is there like flicking them off. It's great. There's people out there like for what you want. There is you don't need to support that industry.

Do it with someone who's like willing to do that. Not put someone into a corner until they just like want to be left alone. So they adhere to what you were asked like that's just gross to me. Yeah. And I get there was like definitely some blurred boundaries between these friends. When I heard this snapchat, yeah, that. But I immediately heard that it was going to jump in. But then it hit me as like, okay, but that was with their own fruition. Yeah. They wanted to send that. And clearly, if that was not welcomed, the group could have said, that's pushing it. Don't need to see that. Because like, when we're like, when I'm with my friend group, sometimes it's like one time I've gotten drunk and then just decide I was going to

skinny dip the night. But it's like, if someone was like, Chris, you have to put your pants on. I'd be like, okay, totally fair. Like if like to even equate them sending a whatever picture on Snapchat to, therefore I am allowed nudes from your what, like that's insane. Yeah. And just so it key manipulative. Like so manipulation is like crazy here. Even when he's like, oh yeah, like, well, you guys sent that one Snapchat.

We talk about sex. Yeah, I don't think that ever equates to see my wife's knockers. Doesn't mean you can extort my wife. I don't think this guy's the asshole at all. No. I think we should take a tip from the Anna story and pour coffee on him, but let's make it like hot.

Yeah, this is not your friend. I really think this couple needs to be cut out of your life. Or this woman needs to get a divorce and keep her in. Yeah, that is interesting that like she would even pass the messages along because like, if my boyfriend ever was like, oh, you're with Lauren, you guys are naked, send a pic which he never would. But if he did, I would never repeat that message.

I? Never. I would take that to my grave. Yeah. Like I was thinking about that. I was like, that's the equivalence of like, me asking you to send me pictures of your boyfriend's dick. Like that's crazy. It's really.

That's right. It's insane. I just wouldn't even have like, I mean, even that like hypothetical scenario was uncomfortable to even say. Yeah, no, this is not your friend. I mean, there's red flag after red flag after red flag here. One, the fact that he's like, oh, yeah, we're not going to share partners. It's like someone being like, Oh, I don't even like Coke and then being like, Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't like Coke either. Like he wants to have a couple swap. He wants to fuck your wife. He made it clear by red flag number two about making moves on your wife. That's crazy. A friend doesn't go behind your back and make moves on your partner

I've never thought about making moves on anybody's partner. This is not your friend. No, not at all and number three His name is fucking Ron so Not great unless you're a nice Ron out there, which so sorry the only Ron I know is Ron to Santa So it's not looking good for the runs. I don't like it's wrong. Weasley, so I don't know where we stand anymore He's a ginger though. Ginger's are like that. I don't like that, man. I don't like that. I don't like that, man. I don't like that, man. I don't like that, man. I don't like that, man. I don't like that, man.

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I don't like that, man. I don't like that, man. I don't like that, man. I don I'm like, that's kind of interesting. Also, like, if you're trying to start as on cult. I don't know, but, hmm. Like, no disrespect to anyone in what they practice. So you're just gonna sit in a church alone on your own property and go to church. Maybe he was tired of getting swarmed. But like, Just don't go to church.

I, I, I, I, I admire the commitment. No, I do too. Like, I'm not committed. I'm I'm not committed that much to anything. It's like having a movie theater on your property and then you're the only one sitting on it always. Like it's just like. Invites friends over. Do you invite family over for church?

Oh, maybe that's true. Yeah, Christmas services. Wait, that's kind of it. Yeah. You can have catering in the bag. No, okay, you're on board now. I know I am and suddenly I'm like, okay, amen. Yeah.

Father Son Holy Spirit. Father Son Ed Sheeran, amen. The top comment on this one, this dude ain't your friend. And your wife didn't have to do shit regardless of him sending money. The whole thing is gross. The whole thing's disgusting.

Yeah. Like I just don't even know what else to say. Cut him out. Like first of all, the cheating is insane that he would even, okay, so he's cheated three times. That he's told you about. Like, there's more. I don't trust this man.

Times it by two. As far, 200. Like two, babe, that's generous. Rondas and Tuzerva. Rond's probably a Tiger Woods. Gross. Tiger Woods is gross. People are using me to greet us.

I don't give a fuck. He's great at golf, but he deserved that club coming through his back window. Yeah, he should keep his hands on a golf club. Jesus. Yeah, I will just say too, if anyone ever holds things of monetary value over your head and you have the ability, it is within your budget, pay them back.

Like literally I hate when people do a favor for you or pay for something for you and then you never hear the fucking end of it. I, I, ooooooooh, mini side rant. That is like one of my least favorite fucking things. It's like, do something because you wanted to and not because you want to use it as leverage later. I hate that. Or when you're like, when you're like annoyed with someone

and you're like, hi, this really bothered me. And they're like, well, you did this three months ago. And I'm like, well, clearly it wasn't a problem because you didn't bring it up to me until now to use that as a defense. So clearly didn't fucking bother you. Oh my God, that drives me insane. I couldn't agree more.

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I'm never ready for any of these. I think it's gonna be good. It's a little older, it was posted nine months ago. It's still fresh. It is titled, My Mom told me for 20 years, my dad was dead. Later, I found out he was alive and I have 50 plus siblings.

Drop, then at Flickstock. Growing up I always remembered my mom being a single mom. I don't remember the exact moment she told me my dad was dead because I was so young. I have kind of always known. My mom told me that my dad died in a car accident two months before I was born. She said he was hit by a drunk semi-driver and was killed instantly on impact. Obviously no one questions their own mother, especially at a young age. You believe they're every word. This is what I always told people growing up if they asked me about my dad.

I would say I don't have a dad because he was killed. My mom took this lie so far to the point that even on financial aid papers, she claimed to be a widower. I never caught onto the lies, but when I asked questions, she said things that just made sense to me. Like, quote, mom, why don't you have any photos of dad? She told me they all burned and a house fire started by dryer right after I was born. This made sense because we had moved to a new house when I was very young. I tried to research my dad and his death, but nothing ever came of it. I assumed because back in the day they didn't have computers or internet, and nothing was online. I later found out

his name was Donald, according to my birth certificate. I had to force my mom to give to me so I could get my license. A lot of the times I tried to ask more questions when I got older, but my mom became visibly angry when I did this. Eventually, I just stopped because I didn't want to yell that anymore. I tried asking family members questions, and literally no one even my grandma knew. My mom and grandma are super close, so this was odd to me. Yeah.

Fast forward to when I was 19. I started to see a therapist after being a victim of attempted kidnapping and diagnosed with PTSD. What? My therapist told me to take a DNA test. I asked my mom to pay for it because I was a poor college student. She right away got so mad and yelled at me. She claimed that the government was going to clone my DNA and sell it, so I never

ended up taking it. Fast forward to when I was around 20 years old Thanksgiving time. My three friends and I had a fun day of baking cookies and talking all day long, until I brought up the stories of my past and my dead father. I had a conspiracy I made up about my life totally as a joke. I told my therapist and now my friends. What if my mom had a one night stand with a rock star and got pregnant with me? She never was able to find him again so she couldn't tell him. My theory wasn't off too far. My family is extremely Catholic. So stay in the good graces of my grandparents.

She made up a lie that she met someone, got married, got pregnant, and then her husband just happened to die right before I was born. But this is what really went down. Oh my god. I took a DNA test and then confronted my mom about it. She finally confessed that she always wanted to have a child but never wanted to get married. She found a clinic that would do sperm donor babies. She had two miscarriages before me, with all different donors. The third time she got pregnant with me.

The name Donald came from the donor. There was no dad that died in a car accident. All lies. With my results from the DNA test, a girl messaged me, claiming to be my half-sister. She was correct, and introduced me in me, claiming to be my half-sister. She was correct, and introduced me in a group chat to the other siblings. This was two years ago, and we only had 30 half-siblings at the time. Now we are up to 50 and expecting more around Christmas time. We are from all over the country. As for my dad, being alive, we found this out recently.

After years of research and sleuthene my sisters found our donor through leads from a DNA test. We have reached out to him and he is grateful to know about us. We have limited contact due to his family and horrible wife. His wife wants to keep her good reputation. He never told his family about being a sperm donor in college because of his extremely Catholic family. I wish he would tell them and we could meet our cousins,

aunts, and grandparents, but it's unlikely he ever will. If you made it this far, thanks for letting me share my story. Oh my God. I would have a heart attack. I... I would have a heart attack. I... This is the first time you've ever been at a loss for words.

I'm... I don't know which part to start out. How did this mom pull off such an insane lie? I mean, it definitely gives me the vibe that the mom was ashamed to have to say that she had to go with a donor. Yeah. That is like the tea I'm picking up.

I don't know if that's right or wrong. So like I sort of get that because it's like, I'm sure the mom was like, how do I explain to my child that I went to a drive-through for her. I just, you know, I don't mean like, oh God. No, but it is a mean. It's a very transactional service.

It definitely is. And there's a lot out there where a lot of donor conceived kids have issues with it. But then there's like, yeah, there's a lot out there where like a lot of donor conceived kids have issues with it. But then there's like, yeah, there's, there's so much out there, there's, there's both sides to it. But it is really interesting that you can like literally just like walk in somewhere, get turkey-based it and like walk out potentially pregnant. Like yeah, but that's what I mean by the drive-through of it all is just like, it's very quick

and transactional it feels. It seems. And it's a wild concept. It is. I in college learn that you could make so much money from sperm donation and I was like, fuck it. I love jerking off. Did you do it? No, because then I realized there would be many me's running around. That's fair. And the world does not need that. Although I would love to see what my little baby would look like. You're gonna have one eventually, I feel. No, because it would turn out like Anna and I'd put it down. No, it's gonna be fine.

How do you know that though? You wouldn't let your kid act like that. That's so true. You would not. That's so fucking true. There's no way. But then I get scared. Yeah, it's just, oh my god, having a kid, there's like so's so true. You would not. That's so fucking true. There's no way. But then I get scared. Yeah, it's just, oh my God, having a kid,

there's like so many things you can just fuck up. Oh, it's a wild card for all the dice. You don't know what you're getting. Well, that sounds too stressful. Like even a dog, I'm like, am I giving our abandonment issues? Going down labor three weeks? But like that's how I can't even imagine a kid.

Oh my God. It sounds really stressful. It's okay. Wow, that's. It sounds really stressful. It's okay. Wow, that's, that's wild. Yeah, you were spot on the money, get the Netflix doc ready. No, really, there is one out there. Yeah.

The doctor who like, that's repulsive. That was, that's repulsive. That one was really bad. This is just like a sperm donor. Yeah, which I mean, he sounds like grateful to know them. Yeah. Well, it seems really like don't talk to me or contact me ever again. Like he could easily pull that shit. And people will find out like people on his side who he's like, oh, my family and my wife,

like they're horrible. They don't want anyone to know. But people are going to find out like one of those cousins or siblings or whatever. They're all watching. Hey girls. Yeah. Do some deenances. Daddy's a sperm donor. And that's fine. I don't know what I're all watching, hey girls. Yeah, do some DNA test guys. Daddy's a sperm donor, and that's fine. I don't know what I would do if I found out my dad had a bunch of other kids out there. Yeah, like, part of me is like, does that change a lot or like, what it, because if they're on the same town,

then it's like, okay, that would change a lot. Yeah. But if they're like all over the country and I'd probably never meet them, I think that falls under like the ignorance is bliss. Like you just, or like would you think about it? I don't know as long as it, I'm like so unhinged as I'm literally just, as long as it didn't take away

from the attention that I get. Come on, horse girl, you fucking better. I would feel like, I don't wanna feel threatened in my relationship and that just goes to show like, oh my God, Morgan has an insecure attachment. Yeah, I do. I have abandonment issues.

Yeah, but like my dad adopted me because my bio dad, like this whole thing. Got it. And so I just feel like I have like just like abandonment issues and fear of that and attachment, insecure, totally the whole thing. So I feel like I would be like, I would feel probably like threatened and like sad. And also like I can barely manage to like hang out and have a group chat with

like two people. Can you imagine a group chat with 50 people? I don't even think you can put 50 people in a group chat. So they have to have like two separate ones or like eight so they can all like I think it like really you can have like 35 or something. That's a lot. How many can you have? For iMessage the limit is 32. Okay yeah it's like nothing I was gonna say it's nothing big. That's just meant if you have 50 siblings it's nothing big. That's crazy. Can you imagine a group chat with 32 people? No 10 people is so annoying. My family group chat with me and three people. I'm like, all right guys, that's settled down a little.

I mute the notifications. I don't, I just never respond. I'm like the worst fucking participant. Unless it's my mom who asks a question. I'm like, okay, I have to respond to her. Yeah. Because she like, we'll call you otherwise. Well, no, because she's like,

why does no one respond to me? Oh, no, no. Poor Nugget. I don't love you. It's like, always respond with our own chat. That's my, why does no one respond to me? Oh, no, poor nugget. You don't love you. That's why I always respond with her own texts. That's my mom's too. I always have to. Does your mom sign you like 20 posts a day on Facebook?

Messenger? No, I don't have Facebook anymore. What about Instagram DMs? She'll send into our family DM group. But she's not like a big, she's not a social media girl. She really isn't. It's like, I'm confusing how I'm here. I'm not interested.

I said I don't anymore. Well, yeah, and you started so young too. My mom recently discovered Instagram Reels and the fact she can send them to me on Messenger. She's like, I'm loves Instagram Reels. I get 10 a day. She'll love some recipes, Votals.

My little brother, I just, home design. I need Votals means like wearing off. I just realized. I had a good girl out here. I have a good guy out here. There you go. There we go, let's go together.

Buckle up, we're getting Botox. Do you have Botox? Yeah. I love it. Especially for your jaw, if you cleanse or grind. I just started that. It's amazing. I did it for cosmetic purposes.

And then I was like, wait, my jaw's always so sore. And then my friend, I like knew that you could always do that. I just never like connected the dots myself. And my friend was talking, I was like, you should get Botox and your jaw and I was like, wait. I should get Botox and my jaw and it's been incredible. It's unreal. The top comment on this one, OP.

OP went from having almost no one to be in a part of a dynasty. Literally. OP went from having almost no one to being a part of a dynasty. Literally. OP responds, we have always talked about if the world went to shit, we would go buy an island and create our own dynasty. And someone goes, have you hung out with any of your half siblings? Yes, I have met a lot of them, probably almost 20 in real life. I have met almost all of them through our group text in real life. I have met almost all of them through our group text or group Face Times, slash video calls we have pretty often. Most of us are in our 20s, so we are pretty close. Probably would have been more, but since COVID happened when we were supposed to go on a sibling vacation, we are all hoping to

replan it soon. The way I would watch the fuck out of that reality series. This needs to be a series. Like a reality show, love island, bitch, sperm donor island, or like, name to, you can, that was just like a preliminary idea. Wait, should we reach out and see if we can like... You can pitch this? Yeah.

I'm like, a third joking. I'm like two-thirds serious. I'm 100% serious. I will send a message and be like, hey, can we come and record your family vacation? You know these people? No, I'll message them on Reddit. Dude, I feel like a fucking octogenarian when you talk about Reddit. Anyone talks about reddit. What is that word? Like an 80 year old. Oh my god. Yeah, I got big. No, I took Latin. I was forced to it. It was awful. That's pretty cool. No, it's not. It's a dead language. Like what the fuck do I use it for?

Oh, the SATs. Yeah, it's the root of modern languages though Okay, thank you. Someone goes do you guys all kind of look the same? I swear to fucking God that was gonna be my next question until I got hung up on sperm donor island Yes, brothers look very similar and a lot like our donor a lot of the girls look like each other too A lot of us have the same cheeks, nose, lips, from the donor. Most siblings have blue eyes, except me and my one sister because our moms had brown. Okay.

Next comment goes, our ages range from 13 to 28. Okay, that's not a terrible range. But I like this. I wanna, I'm gonna reach out. I think we should try to record their vacation. I'm not even kidding. I will be a camera man for a week if I have to. Think about this. I want to I'm gonna reach out. I think we should try to record their vacation. I'm not even kidding. I will be a camera man for a week if I have to. Think about this. I fucking hate holding a camera, but I'll do it. This could be good.

I got enough cameras here to go around. You really do and at my house I've got like 16. In the last month I bought two vlog cameras. So I mean, Vava Boom. We're going. We're doing it. We're doing it. Why don't we just contact like CBS and have them do it and we just get real days. No, I think ours could be better. No, but we would like be executive producers. Okay, yeah, we can pitch it. Yeah, like let's be smart about our time. We can pitch it. We can still watch it all. Yeah. We just don't have to be there. True. Or we could be there like, I kind of want to be there. Bring in the father. Like, you know, like, oh my god, there's a lot. We have ideas already. I feel like this is the best idea or the worst idea.

This is gonna be so good. Leaving this episode being like, am I gonna get canceled for this whole episode? No. I called sperm donor drive thruze. I mean, I just don't think, I've told it just 12 of you all to drown. I mean, like it really, this is the episode

that I go under for. No, it's gonna be good. And honestly, I stand by most of what I've said. It's still more of a photography. I was just totally in the wrong and what that was. Didn't know that was a genre. It's okay, you only know what you know.

Lack of education. You only don't know what you don't know. Get the best of us sometimes. That is true. Also the way I just got, like, I don't know, that was really weird with the straw. It almost like felt like, you know, sometimes you get hit with like a hit with a dick. Yeah, it was just like, I was like, that's a really small dick. I wouldn't know if

friends go the other way if that was. Oh my God. The old man I was dealing with. I'd be like, I'm so sorry. I cannot fulfill this shipment. That is the only sexual encounter I regret is It's like, legally, he took it out. You said to micro. It was like, it was legally the size of a pencil. It had no girth, and I just like, I still went along with it. It freaks me out.

And I really, The critics are so scary to me. I don't know why. I feel like I could break it or something. Yeah. Oh my god. It was really traumatic, honestly. I don't my God. It was really traumatic, honestly. I don't blame you.

It was like literally that then. I mean, maybe double, but like it was. That's still nothing. I'm so sorry to that man. Yeah. It was really bad. I like, I literally try to like block it out and be like, it doesn't count.

It doesn't count. No, I just. Oh, it counted girl. It fucking counts. I know. It's so bad. Okay, I'm moving along. You're like anyway. I love being here. Another one of this week's partners is Hello Fresh. With Hello Fresh, you get farm fresh, pre-portioned ingredients, and seasonal recipes delivered right to your doorstep. So you can

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Patreon fam came fresh. Oh, yeah, I forgot. This is like takes a village. So this one is two days old. Okay. It is titled, I ignored my husband so much that he went away without telling me. I, Carla, 30, am six months pregnant with mine and my husband's

Harry 31s first child. During this pregnancy, I've been very exhausted every day and would usually come home from work and go to bed an hour later. Then I'd wake up at midnight and reheat what Harry had made us for dinner. For context, I've been part of a huge work project that's been going on for months, and I've been extremely overworked.

On top of this, my husband doesn't have a job at this moment and isn't looking for one unless I remind him. I've been working overtime to get as much money as I can before maternity leave. Our anniversary was on the 6th of August, and I'd asked to him if we could have a romantic dinner at home and then snuggle up to watch TV under a warm blanket. Oh my god, that is my dream. I thought it was a wonderful idea since I was too tired to go out and because I knew that Harry was doing most, if not all, of the household chores. However, he seemed a little annoyed when he agreed,

but I thought nothing of it. The next morning, Harry seemed quite cold towards me, and barely looked me in the eyes. Once I got home from work, he wasn't there, but that was normal since he could have been out with his friends or at an interview, and so I went to sleep. I woke up at 11 that night to see that I was still alone in the house, so I checked my phone. I had about eight missed calls from Harry and a long text. I'm summarizing, but the text read, I understand how tired you are because of this pregnancy and you having to work extra hours most days. But I'm over being ignored every day and having a five-minute conversation with you every so often. You expect me to do all of the housework and plan our boring anniversary alone? I'm really annoyed, so I'm staying out of friends tonight.

Text me when you see this. Of course I called him and texted him about being sorry and wanting to talk, but I never got an answer. In the morning I called my boss about having a day off and spent most of it waiting for Harry and planning my apology. However, when he came home, he silently handed me a rose and a card saying that he loves me, but needs a few days away from me to figure out what he's going to say slash do. Then those days became a week. This part happened on the 13th, 8 days later. I messaged him every day and he would constantly say that he needed one more day, or just another night at his

friends to figure all of this out. But on the 13th, I decided to go to the friend's home, he was staying at to confront him. So I drove over 30 minutes away and banged on the door so hard that I could hear echo from inside. By this point, I realized that I should have put more effort into our relationship, but he also should have talked to me about this instead of running away. Harry's friend came to the door and was confused, but pleased to see me. He seemed a little on edge as I talked to him, and he had to break the silence every so often with comments about my pregnancy and how he couldn't wait to meet the baby. Finally, we stopped talking and I practically demanded to see Harry, saying that I wanted to apologize,

but also explain how childish he was being by hiding from me. The thing that I found absolutely hilarious, but actually not at all, was that his friend said that Harry wasn't there, and had left for Ireland on the 9th. Ireland! To say I was absolutely beyond furious and extremely confused would be such an understatement. His friend invited me in and sat me down to talk. Turns out that Harry had told his friend all of our problems and had come up with a solution of going on a holiday as a couple to sort everything out and learn to love each other again in Harry's words. So of course, his friend thought that this was a lovely idea and helped him book the flight on the evening of the 5th.

The first time he had stayed at his friend's house. Since it was last minute booking, Harry's friend had stayed up with him for quite a while before they found a flight who was taking a few more passengers due to canceled tickets. His friend then explained how he'd been confused when I arrived at the door, but didn't want to say anything about the holiday in case it ended early due to us arguing. Harry's return ticket is booked for the 20th of August. I'm just so angry and quite heartbroken to be completely honest. Homeboy still in Ireland as we're recording. Yep. I messaged him the moment his friend had finished talking and Harry only responded an hour ago with nothing more than a quote, had to figure things out.

Sorry. Honestly, I wish he was like, top of the morning. Just fucking own it, bitch. So now I'm home alone again and trying to figure out what I'm going to say slash do when he gets home. Anyways, thanks for reading about how my life is going. What the fuck? I hate him.

I hate him. Oh, man. Once more, ain't shit. Talk about your problems. But like, ain't shit. Talk about your problems. But like not even that, fucking look at the optics of the situation. Your wife is pregnant, is hormonal from the pregnancy, and is working extra hours to support her, the baby, and your deadbeat ass. And you have the nerve to be upset about having to cook dinner and clean.

First of all, you should be doing those fucking anyways. Now that's how stayed home moms feel. Like, literally. Huh? Huh? Yeah. Oh, it's a boring anniversary. Yeah, it's because I have a full fucking person in me, bitch.

And also, if you didn't like it, say, I was kind of thinking we would do something more exciting, no? That's all you had to say. That's literally all you had to say. It doesn't have to be a fine. Hey, one night, let's get out of the house. What a little bitch boy. Well, I think it's interesting.

I do understand he's probably at his wit's ends, which I see a lot of stay-at-home moms get to that point where it's like, I'm doing everything and then you come home and I still don't get any help. So I do empathize with him there. That is a crap feeling. But it could be easily remedied by getting a job, not having your wife work, all of these extra hours, and then you both can participate in household activities and

chores and tasks. Yeah, but like also it's not like she's just sitting around picking her ass. No, she's sick. She's fully fucking pregnant and also working. Over time. I'm tired and I'm barely working. Like, I mean. I just give the woman a fucking break.

If she's doing this, not pregnant at all, I'd be like, okay, maybe there is like a red flag somewhere in there. Bro. I work so much and like I don't understand how I could do it pregnant. Like that actually scared me. I literally, I don't know how people do anything pregnant. Driving, I'd be like just over it.

Oh my God, I literally, I can't, I just, I can't. I'm like the thought really terrifies me because being pregnant is a feat. We don't give pregnant women enough applause. No, it's like insane to me. I think we should start passing out trophies. 10 fucking months of like nausea and pain. And if it isn't any of that, just carrying fucking 10 extra pounds in you. Some people gain like 50 pounds. Oh my God, but they gain weight with it.

Oh my God, yeah, it's way more than 10 pounds. Like some people gain, well, some people, it depends on your body. Some people gain like literally just the extra weight from the baby. Like some people are literally all baby. And then you have some people that like gain a lot of extra weight, which totally fine either way you go. But like, I mean, imagine that pressure on your lower back because like that is weight, which totally fine either way you go, but I mean, imagine that pressure on your lower back because that is weight.

It's pulling you over. We're like a fucking Weeble Wobble. Not a fucking Weeble Wobble. Literally, I walked up the stairs the other day and I was carrying a sack of fabric and I was literally going so slow and I was like, in my head I was thinking, damn, how do pregnant women go upstairs? You're like, damn, how do pregnant women go upstairs? You're like, damn project. Watch for unwares intense.

It was insane. We do have a little bit of a side note on this one and an edit. Update. Oh my God. Thank God. I was like, I don't want an edit. I want an update. Wow, this is like literally coming true before my eyes.

So side note, I'm from the UK. So Ireland isn't as far as people think since it's not, since I'm not American, but it is still so far. It's still another country. Especially if something goes wrong right now. She's six months pregnant. I was gonna say literally,

you're leaving your pregnant wife. That's insane. On another side note, a question that keeps repeating is where did he get the money from without you noticing? I asked it to. So I'll leave my explanation from the comments here. He has a bank account with his money from when he worked as a teenager and a little into his 20s before we met.

And a few years ago, we agreed not to touch that money and add to it every so often. It was a backup, backup savings account. So I'm assuming that he took the money from there since it wasn't from the joint account. Wow, that's like even, like that's making the situation worse. Yeah. Like if it was a backup backup savings account for like what sounds like your kids future, that's so fucked up. Yeah.

That's like, I mean, that's like, yeah, that's like whoopsy-dupesy on steroids. Well, in more context, like your wife is working so much over time to where she comes home from work sleeps and then eats dinner finally at 11, which, okay, you're feeling overwhelmed and overburdened at home because of that. Then you're going to go tap into the savings account and blow this money on a trip to Ireland when you could maybe just say, hey, let's not have you work so much. Let's dip into that savings a little bit. Oh my God.

He could have solved all of his problems. Oh my God, you're so fucking right. Oh my God, I didn't even think about that aspect. How much money is he blowing on a trip to Ireland? What other money has he blown is what I want to know. Check that fucking account, babe. Who is he in Ireland with? Oh, definitely across my mind.

Because the friend helped him book the tickets. The friend thought the wife was going with him. Who? The fuck? The second ticket had been bought. Who's on that trip? Who? Should we book tickets to Ireland and find this guy?

He's gonna be there for three more days. I don't know. Okay, Ireland people. Oh my God, yeah, Irish. Oh wait, this will be up well after they're back. I know, I'm like, damn. That's a bummer. Damn, I really want to find this guy.

Oh. How do we like, oh, we could make a tick talk and do this so quick. Let's do it. There is more notes. I've had time to think a little. Here's another note six hours later. I knew this post would get attention,

but I assumed it would only be a little. I haven't really used Reddit, but I've seen a TikTok a few times, so I thought posts only became popular on there. And maybe this one wouldn't get as popular. I appreciate the hard truths, empathy, and or advice given to me, but I am not divorcing him, changing the locks, calling a lawyer or anything like that.

You should. Yeah, I'm like, Queen, maybe reconsider at least. Small update. It's the 17th now. We divorced. Literally, this one's from today. She just posted this update. I was just gonna check if it's the 17th. It wasn't on here when I opened it earlier. Shut up. Oh my God, hot up the fucking press. I've had a longer thing. I'm not deciding anything until our talk,

but I definitely won't be staying in my home with him after this. I can't trust him not to run away again. I'll talk more about this on my actual update, but I've gained some self respect and realized he's being an asshole. I talked to my mom and she's happy for me to move in with her on the 21st and I'm free to stay for as long as I need. So I'm going to post an update just to clear the air when I can. Hopefully the day slash day after Harry's home.

20th slash 21st. Oh my god, I'm setting a calendar reminder. And then delete this all a day or two later. So I'll forget. Oh my God, what a queen. Kind of obsessed with her. Okay, we were right. I haven't I didn't read any of the comments before this. Top comment on this post. How many tickets did he book?

Is he alone? O.P. responds to tickets as far as his friend knows. And I don't know who he took with him, but I'd like to assume it's a different friend or a relative or that it just wasn't used. No, girly. While you've been at work working those overtime hours, building a like little safety net for your baby.

Oh, poor, has been in your house. He has been cheating. Oh my God, I'm gonna go to Ireland and find Harry. I Oh, Harry, it's on site, bitch. A whore in your pregnant wife's bed. None of this is true, but I think he's cheating. Are you fucking kidding me? I love this next suggestion. Someone comments, guess I'd be waiting at the airport with a sign with his name on it. Just stand there casually and tell him you are his ride.

LOL. OP, you absolutely need to be at that airport to see who he went to Ireland with. If you are not at that airport, I'm sending her a message now. Literally. Oh my God. Please go to the airport. I'll co-sign it. I don't know.

I don't even know if you can do that. Oh my God. User name on here is Carla. The way that we need reality shows for all of these. I'm so invested. I'm so invested. I'm flabbergasted. The way that I would watch a full season of this is insane.

Like the way, I am such a nosy bitch. This is like right up my alley. Oh my God, I'm like, fiending for, are you really typing down? Mm hmm. Hi, I'm an, Hi, this is Morgan. I read it.

I'm a retic. I'm a retic expert. And I am just saying, if you do not go to that airport to greet him and whoever the fuck he's with. And let me go. Hope you are feeling support from Reddit. We read your story on our podcast today and we are blown away. Please show up at the airport.

No, like please show up the answer and then like airport and then give us answers. I like, I just can't believe this and then can you like get notifications when she like edits. Oh, yeah, I'm following her account immediately. Oh, incredible. Because then can we do like a follow up on like the 22nd or 3rd? Yes. Of like, oh my god, we just found out what happened. Yes. Because this is, I mean, literally better than reality television. I am blown away. What's really sad about this is OP initially posted on Amity Ascle asking Amity Ascle for ignoring my husband. I don't think she's been ignoring him.

I think she's literally been fucking at work. Well, not fucking at work. That's the husband's job apparently. BITCH. Bitch. I see. But no, like, she's been so overworked and just like trying to like feel some sort of like safety

and like, She's trying to take care of another growing thing inside of her. It's so bad. Like you can't even be stressed when you're pregnant because that not affects the fucking baby. Like it's crazy. Well, pregnant women have to fucking go through. Well, women have to go through it.

In this case, pregnant women drives me insane. So someone comments after her comment about like two tickets as far as I know and they go, are you really that delusional? You really believe that? It's obvious that he is most likely with another woman. He needs time to figure this out. Please stop trying to lie to yourself. He is cheating. In a true marriage, you communicate, not run away. Please stop trying to lie to yourself. He is cheating. In a true marriage, you communicate, not run away. It was just an excuse to go to another woman. Okay.

Oh, P.R.S.M.S. Oh, I mean, tell me what the fuck Carla says. She's about to drop one. I know, hit. I'm not. Just because I hope he's not with another woman doesn't mean that I believe that. Also, I think I know who's with him, but I'm not going to say anything until I'm not. Just because I hope he's not with another woman doesn't mean that I believe that. Also, I think I know who's with him, but I'm not going to say anything until I know. If I'm right though, he's definitely not cheating.

Yet anything is a possibility now. That left it even more cliffhangery. If it's who I suspect he's with, it's not cheating. Who's he with? Who the fuck is he with, a priest? Is it like the Justin Bieber pre-situation? That was weird. Oh my God, what if he's gay?

What if he's fucking gay and he's like, I'm going with my boy? And then it's like, I feel like cheating is more plausible. Yeah, no, for sure, totally. I also think guys do do this sometimes where him being like, I need to figure things out. He's using this trip with someone else

as like a test run. Like I think guys, often times women do this too. Absolutely. I think a lot of people do this, honestly, but I think sometimes people need to have another person ready and like evaluated before they'll break up with their current partner. 100% and I feel like that's what he's doing.

That's disgusting. That is so fucking disgusting. You. Oh my God, I need answers to this like now. I know, okay. Yesterday. Literally, I'm setting a reminder. No, like literally please. 21st, because what if she deletes it before we saw that can't happen

I mean that literally I mean how do did she have any other social media link to her? Read it. No, that's tragic. I put it in check reddit for Carla's update I mean like I'm gonna probably do one for the 20th as well just to be safe. Oh smart Set a reminder for August 20th. So smart. God, we're really thinking. Check up on Carla. Okay, it's spelled Carlo wrong, but oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my God. I don't even know how to, Carla. I don't even know how to use Reddit. I'll never be able to fucking find this even if I- Oh, so I knew the link for her post and then you just click the username. OK, it'll be really easy. OK, baby steps.

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But I just love awkward situations. And some people think I like incest, which this kind of is, but not really. Do you watch incest porn? No. Okay. No, not at all, which is why I'm like, I don't know why I find these stories so entertaining. I don't either, just for the record. I, that is like her best.

That's it. Yeah. Oh my God, I find these stories so entertaining. I don't either, just for the record. I, that is like, her best. That's this, your stuff. Oh my God, I think that's so ripple. I'm like, if I just wanted to see this, I go to West Virginia, okay? I think the weirder stuff is like, I, like fucked my stepdaughter porn. I think that's just like, if there's any interconnections of a family

that go beyond a hug and a kiss, where there's a problem on her. Oh, you're gonna love this one then. Okay, got it. So trigger warning, incest, talks of incest. Oh, actually, I can't hear this one by. I get this as like weird for a lot of people, so if you don't want to hear it, this is your time to end the episode.

I appreciate you being here until then. Thank you. I'm also leaving with you. Oh my god, I'm so nervous. It's it's gonna be really good. Buckle up. Consider me buckled, baby. So this one was posted on August 2nd. Really recent. I love how recent all of these are. 15 days old. None of them are the coming. Yeah. No. It is titled, I 20 female hooked up with my step brother 20 male and I'm completely panicking. I'm 20 female and my step brother is also 20 male. He's five months older.

Our parents only got married a few years ago. So we only lived in the same house for one year. We weren't very close at all, more like awkward acquaintances, but we went to the same college. It's a small college near our town where basically everyone goes who stays in the area. We both are in the business school, and so we're in a lot of the same classes and activities, so we ended up having similar friends. We got closer as friends slash siblings while in school, though my best friend is my roommate. We were all at a bar last Saturday and my step-brother was being really nice after a

guy I was supposed to meet up with, never showed. He kept buying me drinks and laughing at my jokes, and I was a little too drunk and I kissed him. He seemed really into it and we went back to his place and had sex. What? What? It was. What? I'm sorry, no, pause the fucking phone line.

No, no, no, no, are you ready? They kissed in public and not a single fucking person said anything No, no, no, no, are you ready? They kissed in public and not a single fucking person said anything like bro, you're making out with your step sister. You're telling me that? That they did this in public and then said, yeah, let's go back somewhere private. And no one said a fucking word.

I'm repulsed. So oh my God, it goes from and we went back No one said a fucking word. I'm repulsed. So. Oh my God. It goes from, and we went back to his place and had sex. Sorry, I, the next line, it was really good. No, no. Female 20, no. No, and he was complimenting me so much.

No! And I was kind of bummed for a minute that he's not like some random guy, but then the second it was over, I- Kind of. And I left, I haven't answered his text since, and I've been nauseous ever since. I literally feel like the grossest person in the world.

I don't know if I just initiated this because no one here has really liked me and I was feeling desperate or what. I feel so guilty and I don't know if I should tell my mom or block him or what. I'm going back and forth between having an anxiety attack and remembering like sexual things about him. What the fuck? I don't know if I should transfer. Sorry for the rant. I'm in such a tailspin. Should I cut him off? Tell my mom pretend it never happened and just distance myself. Try to go back to being friends. Question mark. Help. Girl, we need help. We need professional help after hearing that. And you do too.

Why do I not find this so wrong? Because you're into an incest. You watch incest porn, you freak. This is like, this is Dan and Serena, like from Gossip Girl. They literally have only known each other for two years. They're not like real siblings. I mean, I get it. Like, they're literally, they might as well be.

But they are still each other's step, brother and sister. But what if their parents got divorced? They're not related anymore. I get that. Related. I get that. Air quotes. No, like, I understand it's not as bad as sibling on sibling. Like, we fucking heard in our last episode.

Oh my god, yeah. That was repulsive. Like, I get it. but it's still your steps sibling at the moment, wait for the divorce. I mean, I don't care how rejected and down and out you are. Like get Tinder, get Bumble, fuck it, even get Grindr. I mean, anything is better than your, I mean, I understand there's no blood relation.

Yeah. But if your parents are both fucking each other, you should not be fucking each other. Period. Yeah, you make a point. I mean, here's the thing, if they, I don't know, once you guys are officially step siblings, it's all off the table. It's just off the table.

Yeah. I know that they're not glad that they've only known each other truly. I get it. Oh, I have one for you. Okay, okay, okay. We have to do it. You're like, what are your boundaries of insight?

Okay, I know. But this is really good point. Thank you say that. So we had a story and it's like one of the old OG stories, but there was a story about a girl that was getting married. Her and her fiancee had been together. I don't remember the exact details at this point, it's been a minute, but like six or seven years.

They were engaged for a long time, planning the wedding, moving forward, you know, doing their shit. Their parents got introduced to each other. Their parents were both single. Their parents went and got married behind their shit. Their parents got introduced to each other. Their parents were both single. Their parents went and got married behind their back. And then the mom, before the wedding. Before their wedding. And so the mom then came out and said,

you can't marry your stepbrother. They had been together for six or seven years. And then the mom sabotaged and went and secretly married. But that's different. Okay, so. That's inappropriate on the parents. So you're okay with step siblings dating if they met before?

Yeah, because the unnatural part is the parents getting married and making them step siblings. If they had met each other years before and were in a long healthy relationship and they were literally planning their wedding. That's a totally different fucking story than I was feeling sad down out and bad. And I fucked my fucking step brother who is currently my step brother. That is true.

I googled it. It's not illegal to marry your step brother or sister or sibling. I mean, I get the full thing with it. Like, I don't think, like biologically, it's a bad thing. Yeah. I think societally, and like, a tinge of morally is crazy. Yeah. That's what Google says to. It can be seen as socially taboo and can be met with disapproval in some communities. Like, it's not, it's like, obviously, dooo and can be met with disapproval in some communities. It's like obviously do your thing and like if you guys got pregnant,

it wouldn't be, I mean, it wouldn't have like six legs. Yeah. But there's still something where it's like, okay, you guys are step siblings. Like you didn't just become it because your parents got married behind your back. Like, bro. What if this is, like what if they're each other's soulmates,

though? And like this, they go on, they go on. At least get your parents, pull a parent trap, get the parents to divorce and move on. And then like get it going. Yeah. I'm sorry, under the auspices that you guys are step siblings, that's a fact.

And that's how you guys met is because you're fucking siblings now. Yeah. That's weird to me. I wonder if you would have met at school. Like, I wonder what fate would have done for them. Had the parent connection. I feel like it probably just would have been like a...

They probably wouldn't have gone to the same school. I don't know, maybe. I'm going to be honest here. And people are going to be like, you're don't know, maybe. I'm gonna be honest here, and people are gonna be like, you're fucking disgusting. No, because I think I can also agree with you on this, and I think I know what you're gonna say. If they like go through the next couple of years,

dating other people, like trying life, and they still feel this connection to each other. No! I think it's fine. I think they should go for it. I like get it. Like, that's the problem I'm having with this. Yeah.

Is that I get it. I get it. They're not even blood related. I so get it. Yeah, who cares? Marriage is such a loose tie. I... The divorce happens every day.

I get it. But like... also, you know, there's not going to be any family drama at the wedding. Like, there's not going to need to be a reason for sides. Everyone can sit on one side. Because everyone's in the same family. That sounds crazy. I know, I say this with like an air. I know, I know. Okay. But like I agree where it's like, okay, they really aren't related. But it's like the way they met is the fact that they are now siblings.

Yeah. That's off. We have an update. She's pregnant. She's mother fucking pregnant. Can you, okay, that would be insane, but no. I mean, it wouldn't be insane because the okay, that would be insane, but no. I mean, it wouldn't be insane

because the more insane thing would be the sister and brother, biologically, getting pregnant, like we fucking heard last time, that still makes me uneasy. I really messed you up. I didn't realize like, bro, that was like a montage onslaught, a fucking incest. That was some bull shit. I'm sitting here through this, I'm like, this is it. This is it.

I've toned it back a lot lately, because I went really hard and heavy on the, because when I think I'm only gonna have a guest on one time, I really wanna like, Waterboard them. It's actually, I wanna fuck them up. I wanna give you the craziest story board them. It's actually like I want to fuck them up. Like I want to give you the craziest stories. The way I've thought about all of these stories

is still to this day. I don't even remember what I fucking did this morning. And you still... And I remember those stories like fucking word for word. You want to know what was so funny? And I didn't realize. You tried fucking a coconut after? No, not yet.

But you and we were talking about like you trying out different fruits and a can of, have I tried any? And stuff like that. And I was like, oh my God, you should try a can of lobe. You were wearing a can of lobe on your t-shirt. Yeah, it was wearing middle kid, yeah. I didn't even think about that.

And everyone in the comments are not, I run like one person, but I saw it. I saw it all the time. Like everyone in its one person. But someone pointed out. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it.

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For the update. Oh, no, no, you had to. No, I was trying to like, definitely, um, steer away from ever hearing the update. Do you think fucking a fruit is too much or like, fine. I mean, it's probably better than having sex with your step sibling. Well, it's not what you were saying five minutes ago. So the tune has changed. I don't, I don't hate this. Here's the thing. This either. Like this, this story. I'm like, okay, maybe I can get in a step sibling porn. This specific one.

I do think it's weird if you grew up together. And that's where I still think they were introduced to each other. That's in the same category. Okay. Growing up together is worse because you really have that bond. This is still the same thing in my opinion. Because it's both the same. You're both not blood related.

True. But you were introduced to each other as steps of links. I know. I wonder if they went to the same high school or something. I just think it's... I just think it's... If they knew each other from afar before. If they knew each other from afar before,

I think that's less weird. Again, I get it, because they're not fucking blood related, but it's still just crazy. And it is more socially, like stuff like that, where it's like, if your parents get married and you're already adults, I think it's fine. If you didn't know each other and like get raised together before, I'm like, okay, whatever.

But if you grew up as kids and like shared baths together, like, no, that's weird. Yeah, that is weird. Like, that's where I draw the line. That's definitely like worse. Yeah. Yeah, that is weird. That's where I draw the line. That's definitely worse. Yeah. Okay, so update. First, thank you everyone so much for the comments.

Read them, call me the fuck down, especially hearing from people who either did this or know someone who did. Who knew there are so many of us, LOL. You all made me realize. Oh, babe, now is not the time for jokes she's like be a bill bill should we read wait before this let's read the top comment on the original post oh my god oh my god I'm just like so baffle she's like oh my god y'all are so fun I had no idea there's such a community um someone goes well

top comment well definitely don't tell your mom or block him or transfer schools. All of that would likely make things much worse. You're not related. Just talk to him about it. Be adults and tell him how you feel and see what he says. Ugh, people are so mature. Oh. So this one, big red box, big red box, lots of awards.

What does that mean? It's a good comment. Oh, okay. Big red box. Oh my god, I of awards. What does that mean? It's a good comment. Oh, big red box. Oh my god, I'm fucking terrified. I'm fucking petrified. Hey, fellow stepbrother banger here. No! No!

You are super freaking out for no reason. Take some deep com breaths. Honestly, nobody will care. I slept with and dated my step-brother. We caught feelings and were briefly intimate. Our friends and family did not give two shits. And maybe a little gross. Either way, it sounds like you were just two consenting adults who ended up being intimate. Also, even though things didn't work out between us, it was okay. Awkward at first, but we got over it, apparently. Sounds like

your anxiety is taking over right now. Think things over, you don't need to have to make a decision right away. There's a lot to unpack here. No, babe. There's a lot to unpack there. I'm a fellow stepbrother, banger. We got another one.

We got another one. No. I cackled at this. I too am a fellow step brother banger. Didn't know each other at all. Can we come up with a fucking better name, please? It's got a ring to it. I it's crazy. It has absolutely insane.

I think these people should make a club and that should be their march. Step brother. Another television. Another banger. Not another banger. DJ, another one. Didn't know each other at all. Basically, my parent that married his had zero to do with me.

We met maybe five times as younger children before I never saw them again. He contacted me out of curiosity when we were both in our 20s. Sparks flew. We couldn't quit talking to each other. It was like we became best friends overnight. Our 10 year anniversary is coming up. No, no, no, no, bring back the coconut.

No. I also hooked up with my step brother. We were teenagers by the time our parents started dating and got engaged. They never got married, but we're together a long time. I also hooked up with my step brother. We were teenagers by the time our parents started dating and got engaged. They never got married, but we're together a long time. So I just called him and his sister my steps siblings. He stayed living with his dad,

but would come stay weekends with us and we fooled around a couple times. Not in the same house. I'm really not trying to be judgmental. I'm really not trying to be judgmental. And for the record, I'm really trying not to be judgmental. These are the best comments ever. They're so funny. I'm really not trying to be judgmental. And for the record, I'm really trying not to be judgmental. These are the best comments ever. They're so funny.

I'm just shocked. I just find this hilarious. I just am shocked. I didn't know this world existed. Brother Bangas. Yeah. Let's be bees. Let's double bees.

Okay, let's get back into this update. Oh my God, there's an updated for God. You all made me realize the big issue isn't that we're step siblings because it's not blood. Okay, let's get back into this update. Oh my God, there's an update for God. You all made me realize the big issue isn't that we're stepsiblings because it's not blood, but that if it goes badly, we will begin a child's lives forever. I went to the class that we're in together this morning. I skipped it on Monday because I was freaking out. And after we talked, he seemed really nervous and stressed and was worried that I wasn't

okay. I told him how much I was freaking out. I even told him about this post, haha. I asked him and he admitted that he did have feelings for me, but was never going to act on them and was shocked when I kissed him. I didn't tell him anything about my feelings, but said I appreciated his honesty, but it can't happen again. It does.

Tick does. So do you have feelings? Yeah, wait. I didn't tell him anything about my feeling, but okay, so you have feelings. So you want to suckers dick again. He was okay with that and basically said, he'll do whatever I want going forward. I'm a little simp. I'm a little bummed because I wish that he was a regular person as in my good friend, not living in my house during winter break. And I could give it a shot. Part of the reason I think I avoided answering him for so long. He's one of the kindest people I know, and I'm obviously attracted to him.

But the comments have solidified for me that it's not worth it to hurt my mom and potentially cause a rift in my family forever. That's the concern. Not when we can stop right now and stay friends. Some people were saying to just be friends with benefits, but I think we're way too close for that and it would turn in a dating so it wouldn't work. I do know this will probably be an issue with anyone else we date. However, I think it would have been an issue anyways. We hang out a lot. He's always doing things to help me picking me up at night opening doors for me, etc

And obviously some of that will have to stop if either of us start dating someone else For now we agreed to just stay friends like before and see how things go As far as my mom goes she really pushes for us to be a Family my dad is in the picture and my stepdad has kind of taken on the role of dad with my siblings. I don't think of him as my dad, but they do send me money every month, come visit me at school, and pay for my apartment. So I'm not exactly a full adult either, free to just completely make my own choices. And for the people saying he got me drunk and took advantage of me, we were at a college

bar. Everyone was drunk. He was the same level as me, and I wasn't so drunk that I couldn't remember everything, so I don't think that's the case. For people saying it's fake, it's not. There's plenty of comments showing how this happens more than I realized, and if it was,

and if it was, I'm sure this update would be more exciting, LOL. We're going to see how it goes. We're acting normal for now. I'll update this update, ha ha, if anything major happens. Also, if I did this update wrong, someone let me know.

This is my first time doing one. I've been mouth breathing for like five minutes. And Jaha has just been open. I gotta go follow this account. That is so unhinged. Yeah. That is so unhinged. Yeah. That is, so they want to fuck. I think they should go for it.

I don't care anymore. I don't care. I don't fucking know. I don't know. I don't care. I don't. If they both had kids, they would all, the kids would look identical to the parents' kids.

That's wrong. You think so? Close enough. I feel like, I don't know, I'm thinking about a Punnett Square. I don't think it could be that. I hadn't thought about one of those in years. Yeah. I was so bad at them.

I was like, see, just pick random shit and put it in there, like no. No. Totally. First letter goes in the first square, and then you moved out. Oh, we can work on that. No, I don't need to. That's why I'm an entertainment. So I never have to.

I just work on them for fun. Kind of like, I like thinking about them because it does seem like an easier to do. Yeah, exactly. It isn't easier to do go. Exactly. So like, I mean, so yeah, I think I put you in it. I have so much building up inside of me. I'm like stressed. Oh my god. I wish I could see what these people looked like. Yeah, I wish we had a picture. I don inside of me. I'm like stressed. Oh my God. I wish I could see what these people looked like. Yeah, I wish we had a picture.

I don't know why, I just... Oh my God, you know what? I'm gonna see if they're hot and if I would root for them. Well, you know what, is the funniest thing in the world? The, are they siblings or are they dating? Oh, I do love that. That is so entertaining. It's happening to my body right now.

It's just, it's... My body's like, we sat through two hours of this again. It's literally repulsing itself. I'm like, I do not claim. Stay away, Satan! That's a really good accent. Thank you. I'm so stressed.

Don't, don't be. It's all over. It's okay. We're done. The studio needs a fucking window. I think I need to, I think I need to save it after. I don't think there's enough sage and Los Angeles for this. Really?

Yeah, there's no windows in here. It is kind of scary, huh? We're completely under the ground. I like, it's a bunk there. It's like I'm rooting for them, because there is something like hot about it. It grew. I wouldn't say hot.

No, it's like hot because they have to like sneak around. Some people do love that trope. Like something about that as hot, but then it's like, may I remind you you guys met because you're siblings, thank you. I know they're not sibling siblings. Honestly, a girl go for it. Like this could be your person. Look at the one step brother banger, 10 year anniversary.

10 year anniversary. Wait, your little nostrils are flared. Oh, thank you for calling them little. I appreciate that. They're so tiny. They're so big. I love the word little. Little, little.

I think they need to go for it. I'm like, now, honestly, we've been talking about it so much at this point that I'm like, yeah, just go for it. You're convinced. Everyone's gonna hate me. They're gonna be like, you're just a scostate. I woke up really horny today. I'm not, yeah, just go for it. You're convinced everyone's gonna hate me. I think I'm just like a horny. I woke up really horny today. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, tonight going out to the front of the line. Where are you going? The Kim K's song. I don't know that.

Oh my god, if you not heard Kim K's song jam, turn it up. No, but I'm going to add it to my playlist. Oh, it's a Kornik Ifear. It is so funny. Jam. It's called jam. parentheses. Turn it up.

And parentheses. When did you put out this track? Like, 2020. 14 maybe? Oh, it's a piece of iconography. Oh, my God, saving no. Oh, it's crazy. I'm going out tonight, going out to the front of the line.

And then, and then, and then, like I'm playing my bills, bills. So where are you going? I don't like know how to I like I'm so bad at telling other people's business that I'm like Just like okay don't tell people's business. Okay, but it's not like a random. I was like no it's not like a club It's like an album release party. Oh, yeah, so like there's gonna be like hot successful people there And I'm like down for your time to shine baby music execs maybe Time to shine baby. Like some music execs maybe? Mwah. Your time to shine. Ayy. Y'all leave ya, I'm getting a Spotify pro plan. Before, you know it, you'll be put on a track.

Fuckin' my s- Stepsibly. Oh, putting on a track. Alright, well guys, thank you. I'm Chris Clemens. You've been watching Tour Tix and I am gonna go burn in hell. Where can everyone find you? I know you have a lot of fun stuff happening.

Some live shows in the future. I do have a live show coming up August 27th here in Los Angeles. It flappers. Tickets may or may not be available. I'm not sure. Where they're at right now. Yeah, it will come up before. I know, I think, because what you said. So G.A. is 35 bucks VIP with meat and greets 75. Okay, okay. I've been told that those are great ticket prices, so I said thank you.

No, that's good. I'm doing a live show on the 29th. I don't have any info about that at the current moment, but it's with my friend Alexis G. Zal, she puts on a show every month, called like nasty, dirty, sluddy scumbags or something like that. Oh my God.

I'm all those. So doing that, youtube.com slash Chris link tree.com slash Chris Clemens is where everything is. We should do a live show together in New York. Don't fucking play with me. I've had so many people say they wanted New York show. I'm I'm serious. I'm trying to put together a fall or we'll winter live show to her done and done. Okay. Let's get on that. And motherfuck. Are you wearing your own merch today? Because I know you just dropped merch. Every time I go on a podcast, I always wear my merch. Is this the therapist one?

No, this is the, I have two words for you, get help. The therapist one is a collab I did with Mayfair. Okay, I love both of the, I need that one. Yeah, I'll give you this. I'll send you this and then I just release. So I open a section of my website called the T-Shop. Cause I love T-Shirts. I love incorporating comedy into designing clothes, but I never feel like designing a T-Shirt because I love T-Shirts. I love incorporating comedy into designing clothes,

but I never feel like designing a T-Shirt is like really, I feel like anyone can do that, you know? No, not sure. There's some ugly, funny shit. No, there's definitely some ugly shit, but still people can produce a T-Shirt if they don't want to. So I have the T-Shirt now to drop T-Shirts whenever I want that are like fun, or just cool, or anything,

and then I have drops that are gonna be more like designed kind of more curated little. I love that. Denum and stuff like that. So good. I love that your stuff is like very wearable. So even if you're not a fan of Chris, which would be. There's so many of them out there. No.

Oh, speaking of red, I've read the red. It's about myself. I got Google alerts for myself because people told me like you can put in your name and like, it'll send you a Google alert every time. I cannot do that. Because sometimes like, business insider will accuse me of starting a trend

from stealing from small businesses. Yeah. Yeah, cause I made that sound you're coming home with me. Yeah. And now it's like caught on to be this huge trend to take things from restaurants and business and diners. Like, basically made an article saying that it's like, I am like the source of this and I'm like, I'm sorry.

What? No. I was like, a lawsuit is coming your way, business insider. Defamation. Yeah. Slender. I would never encourage people to steal from a small business. You obviously know that you should steal from the big ones.

Target, Walmart, don't go to fleet farm though. Their lost prevention is insane. I wouldn't even consider considering I just learned what that is. They got me. You stole? What did you steal? I was a big club doe when I was in high school. What?

You're coming back on a tangent when we're talking about club dominion, baby. I love, like I was so high school. What? You're coming back on a hinge and we're talking about kleptomaniac, baby. I love, like I was so good at it. But I would only, I would never steal from people or small businesses. It was always the big guys. I got it though. Abercrombie and fitch, the buckle. I'm trying to think when I,

it's been 10 years. So like I'm outside. Mine's much more recent than that. I'm not so, I'm gonna save mine for my pocket. Well, we have. We'll rehash. We'll rehash. Yeah, maybe wait until you're outside of the statute of limitations.

Oh, is that 10 years? I think so. For certain crimes, it depends. You're really so slave for that. Thank you. Yeah. But even if they hate you, the merch is fire. Yeah, that's what I've always, I remember when I started YouTube almost 11 years ago,

everybody was putting their face on merch. No. I was like, you're just making concert t-shirts that no one feels comfortable wearing in public. Now, obviously, everyone loves wearing concert t-shirts. You're not Taylor Swift level, though. You're in. Exactly.

No one's gonna walk around. I'm gonna wear Chris Clemens' face today. So I was like, what would I walk into urban outfitters and buy at the time? That's what I thought. And then now everybody has a clothing eye. And I'm like, you're welcome for paving that road. I'm delusional, bives. No, I think he keeps me going. You've had a clothing iron. I'm like, you're welcome for paving that road.

I'm delusional vibes. No, I think keeps me going. You've had a big impact. I have. You've convinced me to try taking a microphone on the street soon. And you've convinced me that maybe I'm in an incest. Just kidding. Until that note. I had to leave with a banger. Come on. A step brother banger. I love a good with a banger. Come on, a step brother banger. I love a good step bro banger. You really do. I do. No idea that was your kink, but it is. Just reading about them, I guess.

I don't know. I just find it funny. I find it funny, not. No, I was contributing for it, like as a fun, as for like, for the funny. It's for the story. It's for the funny. Yeah.

On that note, though, thank you all so much for being here. Be sure to go check Chris out. If you haven't watched our episode together, you should I'll link it in this episode. It's so good. It's so good. And, uh, if you're not a part of the Patreon family, this episode has shown you that you should be. Oh my God, it's where it's out. So head over there but other than that until next time guys bye! you