Two Hot Takes - 2: Give em the D...Divorce

Episode Date: February 18, 2021

Two Hot Takes host Morgan is joined by guest host Lauren. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about a girl who has a boyfriend that's jerking off to pictures of her mom and sister, a couple that's going through the worst prank to date, and a women who's already going through a divorce but her husband either has a creepy fetish or is a serial killer. Show your support (much appreciated): https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes  Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes

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No, I have no idea what to say. You got it. Take it away. I really don't. Take it away. I don't. No, I don't even know how you did that. I was literally my jaw drop when you did it the first time.

I was like, I don't know how you sound so professional. Fake it till you make it right, guys. Well, hi, welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes. I'm your host, Morgan. And I'm your co-host, Lauren. See, you got it. Good job. Today's episode is going to be all about giving him the D divorce.

We found some pretty cringey stories that divorce is definitely these individuals course of action. Really? Yeah. I haven't seen them yet. We'll see if you agree. Okay. Game on.

This one's pretty bad. Let's hear it. It's pretty bad. So, 25 female, I found out that my husband, 31 male, regularly masturbates to photos of my sisters and mother on Facebook and Instagram. He's been hiding it from me. How do I encourage him to talk about this honestly? That's just the title.

No. I'm sorry. What? I don't know. Like, sometimes when we go through these Reddit posts, I just seriously cannot understand if they're real. No, not even if they're real. I mean, I guess that's something to question too.

It's pretty cringey. But it's more, how do you even write this down? I feel like I would be busy burning my ex-husband's house down. It should be like, close to being in the yard. I would be furious. I just, I can't, I can't imagine being like, Hey, any opinions on, you know, how I should handle my husband masturbating to my, my sister? It gets worse.

Okay. Let's hear it. My husband and I have a great sex life, but he has always masturbated to porn in his private time too. And that is something I've accepted. A few days ago, I accidentally walked in on him masturbating. He thought I was out and he was on his own. On his laptop screen, he had two pictures side by side.

One was my youngest sister, a picture from Instagram wearing a bikini on vacation. The other was my mother from Facebook, also in her swimwear on vacation. So how old is the sister? Does she say? So the post is now deleted, but in one of the comments she mentioned that her sister is like 18 or 19. And she's how old? 25?

Is that what you said? She's 25. Wow. Yeah. It's like, if it wasn't as bad, just as, as is. It's so disgusting. Like porn, yeah, whatever. Everyone watches porn, everyone should have a healthy, you know, sexual sexuality.

Like if you want to watch porn, watch porn, as long as it's not underage girls or like kiddie porn, like whatever, go for it. Like as long as it's a consensual video, a PG version of what porn could be a PG version of. Yeah. Just like not like, not stuff that people like the FBI raised your house for. Yeah. Like if the FBI could potentially raid your house over the porn you're watching, you

have a problem and should probably get some therapy. And this guy masturbating to his wife's family, like sister, like mom. The mom, I think this is the weirdest one. Like her mom. But that, that is almost what makes me feel like it's not. I mean, if it was just her 18 year old younger sister, I would think he was like obsessed with her and that he was like wanting to be with a sister and like have these fantasies about it.

But because it's with the mom and the sister, it's like, it's like a weird family fetish. Exactly. Yeah. Like he, he could, for all we know, like picture, they're taking advantage of him and for some reason he gets turned on by like being. He wants to miss it. The whole family. Yeah.

So she goes on to say, my husband admitted that he regularly masturbates to them and that he's been hiding it from me. I haven't decided yet if I can forgive him for masturbating to my own family, but my main question is how can I get him to be honest with me about this stuff? I mean, the fact that he even told her that he regularly does that, I mean, I would think that if I were him, I'd be like, Oh my God, I don't even, I don't know what I was thinking. That's happened one time. Yeah.

Like I just can't imagine. Like, I mean, he's, you got to give him some credit. That's a really fucked up situation and really embarrassing and concerning on his part. At least he was honest with the fact that he does it regularly. Yeah. But still, like the bar is pretty low. Oh, it's so low. It's so low.

Dude, credit for that. I'm just, I'm just saying it's what's funny to me. It's not that like what anything he's doing is okay. I'm saying what's funny to me is the question at the end is just like, how do I get him to open up to me? What do you mean? Versus how do I contact a divorce lawyer? Exactly.

Like how do I like reporting the FBI? Yeah. Like her standards are even low. Yeah. Like at that point, if she's still like not, that just last question like really concerns me for her. Call the police. Yeah.

So I have some, I have some of the comments. Okay. So someone goes, what does your gut tell you? It tells me I should force him. Please follow your gut instinct. There's probably a reason for that OP. I think you know what he's doing is very, very serious. Not just for your relationship, but the future of how he will mesh with your family.

Yeah. Cause like, I mean, she, she technically like doesn't have to tell her mom and her sister. But like also at that point, like if your husband or even like boyfriend is masturbating to porn of your sister and your mom. I could never look at him the same. No. And like, would you even trust him to be around them? Like say you guys all went on a family vacation and it involves bikinis in the beach.

Like no, he's using those pictures to jerk himself off. Like how would you even trust him around your family at that point? Like I think porn, like for a lot of people, like porn is okay and porn isn't cheating because those people are like unattainable. Right. Like you're, you don't encounter those people. They're not in your life. Right.

As a family. Well, and I don't know. I think people don't really look at porn that way. So it's like, even if my boyfriend, I were to walk in and he was masturbating to Margot or yeah. Margot Robbie. Yeah. Rightfully so.

She's hot. Yeah. She's so hot, but I'd be pissed. I would be like, literally. She's hotter than me. Fuck you. I'd be so mad. And so I'm like, I can't even imagine.

But what about people that give their boyfriends like hall passes? Like, have you heard of that? Like celebrity hall passes? Yeah. Yeah. See. Would you be okay with that? What if Margot Robbie was on his list?

Oh, that'd be number one. For sure. Um, I don't, I don't know honestly because part of me wants to say yes because I feel like as a woman living in LA, it would be more attainable for me to actually have this hall pass with some celebrity that I really like, like crazy about or think is so attractive than it is for him to run into Margot Robbie and actually have the chance to sleep with her. I probably.

Robbie Robbie. I booked your last name. So I wouldn't be surprised. But I, so part of me wants to be like, yeah, I'd be okay with that because I don't think you'd happen, but like imagine a scenario where that actually happened and I didn't get my celebrity. Oh, yeah. I would hate him forever.

So I just thought that's a good idea. Yeah. No, I, I could see that. So, um, yeah, I think this is a huge divorce like it needs to happen immediately. I can't believe they're even married to be honest. I think this is the comment that really like kind of cement the divorce for me. So someone goes like, what is there to be honest about? Which like, yeah, like what else can he say?

That's exactly what I was saying. Her question was just like mind boggling to me. I was like, what do you mean? Like it should be like only going to get worse. Yeah. I really have to say what in the hell like, should I be afraid of him? Yeah. The girl's barely even legal.

Like that's creepy. So this person goes, a grown man is jerking to your mother and younger sister. This is beyond gross. I'm going to take a guess that the sister is under 21. OP, are you really going to feel comfortable at family events with this guy knowing he is waiting for new family photos to come out that he can add to the spank bank? Eww. OP comments.

I'm not comfortable with it at all. My younger sister is 19, which freaks me out because she was 13 when my husband and I first got together. Shut up. But he says he never masturbated to her until she turned 18. Oh my God. I don't care. He was waiting.

He was waiting. He was waiting for her to turn 18. Oh my God. That's like that reminds me of Twilight. Jacob and Renee's name. I was like, I want to love this concept because it makes sense and it kind of just like satisfies the fact that we want Jacob to be happy and he imprinted like tied it all together. Yeah.

But still it was like, it was pedophilia. Exactly. It was a little too uncomfortable for me. Stephanie Meyer, what did you do to the minds of young, impressionable teenagers? Well she probably just introduced them a lot sooner. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No, I just like thought about that. It's like, it's kind of like with JK. It's too far. No, but like it's come out lately that like a lot of these authors are like so problematic like even the Harry Potter books like JK Rowling or whatever her fucking name is. I say Rowling, but who knows? See, I've got a butcher everyone's name. Sorry.

But it's come out recently that like one, she's super racist like any Asian character in her book, like she really goes for those like stereotypes that are like really offensive. And she's also like homophobic, like doesn't believe in like trans individuals, things like that. So it's like, I have no idea. Yeah. Like honestly, Stephanie Myers could be like a hidden pedophile because she sure made Jacob one.

Damn. That's the tea. Now we're just spreading rumors. That's the tea. Yeah. Well, I think this is over for this poor lady. Absolutely. Hopefully they weren't married long because well, thank God they don't have kids.

I can't imagine. I would. That's the other thing. Would you trust your kids around your own husband? No, no. If I had a little girl, no, are you kidding me? That's disgusting. He knew my 13 year old sister.

Yeah. That just shows how long they've been married. That's crazy. Oh, well, wait, if the sister 19, then she has to at least he had been married for what six years. Well, she's 25 and 13, 19, six years at least. So 25 minus six, she was 19 when they met. Damn.

Yeah. Math, man. He's 31. Really ties the story together. So 31 minus six, 25, 25 and 19. That's kind of a big age gap at that age. That's a year out of high school and that's been done with college for at least three years.

That's a good point. Oh, he's creepy. He's into 19 year olds. He's creepy. Be done. Yep. Goodbye. Goodbye.

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Am I the asshole for blowing up on my husband over a prank? My, she's a female 25, husband, a male 27, is into pranks. I've known this since we met. He goes too far with his pranks and thinks it's funny. Some of his family members are like him. They either do it together or against each other. No harm in a few laughs, but their pranks aren't funny and tend to be hurtful to be honest.

My husband went too far with his pranks a few times, like when he pretended that he forgot the keys to our house after our wedding, or when he took me to another restaurant for our engagement party. We were supposed to meet the family there, but I was surprised when no one came. And you still went on with the wedding. Why? Is that the end? No.

Okay. I found out it was a prank. The entire family thought it was funny. I didn't. We just had our first baby boy a month ago. I really thought that my husband finally decided to focus on important things in life and he's been helping a lot, to be honest. The bar is so low, like so low.

I don't know. I kind of like this. I think this is hilarious. And the fact that his whole family is in on it, like I'm all about those type of pranks. More on your wedding. I mean, yeah, on my wedding day, like I'd probably get pissed off, but that's like that's supposed to be like the most happy time of your life. And then she didn't have an engagement party.

It was a prank. She never had one. Are we sure she never had one? No. She replies in the comments. She never had one. Okay. This is like, that's not cool.

No. He goes to the pharmacy, the supermarket, buys groceries, makes breakfast and takes care of cleaning the bathroom and bedroom. Again, the bar is low. Men should already be doing that, right? Partnership in the relationship. Then he watches our son while I sleep or shower or have some friends over. Some of my friends think I'm lucky my husband understands and helps out unlike others.

Last week, he stopped helping with the baby suddenly and was looking upset and just avoided me for two days. I honestly had no idea what was going on. I tried to talk to him, but he refused to say what was wrong until I snapped. He told me his mom said that our baby doesn't really look like him and suggested that he secretly do a DNA test. I was speechless. Damn.

He said he did it without making me notice and got the results two days ago and it turned out our son isn't his and that he'll be moving out of the house and will contact an attorney in the morning. And it was a prank, wasn't it? Wow. Finish the story. I swear I felt a ton of anger and confusion, but I stood there speechless. He said he didn't want to argue nor hear an explanation.

I knew something was very off with his reaction because he usually isn't that calm and would definitely throw fit scenarios that are serious. I called him a liar and demanded to see the test results that he did behind my back. He stalled until he suddenly burst into laughter. I was dumbfounded. He kept saying that I got pranked, ha, ha, kept laughing at the face I made. He then, after seeing how pissed I looked, started apologizing to me, telling me to relax. It was just a prank.

Then he said that his cousin was in on it and was the mastermind of the plan. His cousin is a jerk and he's 20 and acts like he's 13. Wow. I blew up on my husband for what he did and called him a jerk to think of pulling a stupid prank like this is funny. I told him to stop being childish while I'm being exhausted from doing everything alone in those two days. He said my reaction was major and told me to relax.

I immediately sent his cousin- Oh, I would freak out. Don't you ever tell me to relax when you're being the dumb piece of shit. Yeah. Fucking asshole. Or ever, but like, especially when you're being a dumbass. No, like you're absolutely entitled to your emotions and your reactions and how you feel about a situation. Like this was downright mean.

I immediately sent his cousin a very nasty email explaining that I'm struggling with a newborn while he's trying to be funny and cruel to suggest something like this. Am I the asshole? Wow. No. And I have a feeling that she very well knows she's not the asshole and she just needed that validation because- Honestly though, like I think she goes on to say in a couple of comments that like his parents are like, no, that's really messed up.

Like the mom felt really bad that he made it seem to his wife like, oh, my mom said he doesn't look like us. Right. Cause the mom never said that. No. The last thing you want is a strained relationship with like your mother-in-law or any family. Like, shitty. So the mom felt really bad, but like, I don't know.

Like he's gaslighting her the fuck up. Relax. Relax. It's just a prank. Like I, I think that I would be so upset. Like I like a good prank, but for example, the other day I was texting my boyfriend's roommate asking him if he has any whipped cream or shaving cream because I saw this TikTok prank with the noodle, the noodle.

The noodle. So I was like, oh my God, I have to do this to him. It's going to be great. So stuff like that. Love it. It's hilarious. A prank. I laugh my ass off.

It's, it's good for the soul. At the end of the day. No harm. No foul. Exactly. But this is not one of those pranks. That is just being like, I don't know, like very- Malicious.

Yes. Abusive. And this is abusive. This is like emotionally. Exactly. Like you were abusive. The reason was to get someone to cry to feel like their life was turned upside down to feel like their, their partner is leaving them.

Like that was, that was what you were trying to do. Like when you're trying to prank someone, you're trying to laugh and like, and like startle them. Like I said with the whipped cream in the face, but I'm, no, you don't say that that's not. And, oh, and then here's where he creeps me out is that he acted mad and didn't help with the baby for two days. He, so the OP says in the comments, he didn't talk to her for two days.

That is not even like, didn't help with the kid, complete silent treatment for two days. Like that is, that's- She's got a newborn. That is creepy and weird and it's not funny. And like- Like you're that committed to a prank that you're going to like fuck with your wife. Like I could forgive him if he just said it randomly and he was just like, like messing with her in a moment.

Like it just happened for a second, but like you let her, her mind wonder for those two days what was going on. And then you find like, that is, that is not okay. Yeah. And we are definitely divorcing him. Yeah. No, I think this comment says it best too. Like this is an a prank.

A prank is something both parties think is funny at the end. Some mild annoyance is okay, but never something that could uproot your life so fast like this. There's another comment on here too where someone was like, I can't believe you're still married to him. He has taken every day that should be happiness, joy, like happy occurrences. Like your engagement party, like he pranked her on her wedding day, their wedding day, but like weddings are like something women dream about from the time they're little. So that, and then the birth of her son, like they should be happy, celebrating, excited

and every single day that should be one of the best days or times of their life. He's turned it to ash with his pranks. I'm done with him. Over it. You've seen the movie tag. No. Basically it's a bunch of grown adults that make it kind of, but they're playing tag. And they will dress up in a janitor suit to sneak in to their buddy's office who's

like a CEO of a, like a huge company and, and sneak in pretending that they're cleaning up as a janitor and, and then tag him and then run away. And this is actually based on a true story. What? It's a group of men that for 45 years, since they were like nine year olds, they played a game of tag every single April of every single year. Oh my God. Yeah.

And there was always one kid that they could never get. And so the whole movie was about that. But this kind of reminds me of that because they go so far to ruining people's weddings, to faking, faking furals, like they're faking all these things. It was crazy that faking, like having to the hospital. Like there, it was a lot going on and it was a very dumb movie, but somehow entertaining enough to watch. So I think that's where that guy was coming from and he should just find a group of friends

that are like that and don't have all your family leave his wife out of it. Yeah. Like if she, if she ends up like not divorcing his ass, like, don't include your family anymore because it's clearly like, it's just not okay. And it's putting a strain on the relationship with his parents, his wife and like, I frankly is being very emotionally, psychologically. Obusive, manipulative. Do we get a response from her?

She says that the minute that he mentioned DNA test, he knew he wasn't serious, but it's the fact that- She's like, his fat ass is too lazy to get himself up and do that. Yeah. But it was more about the fact that he really sacrificed her in that moment. Like the silent treatment for two days wasn't helping with the baby and like- And you don't want to leave him now, not even newborn. Like now she's in a, I would cut your loss.

I don't know. I would stay for a little bit and see if we can work through it. Sperm donor. There's, you got a good sperm donor and now run. Like it's not worth it. Yeah. Cause what's the next prank? I mean, you don't know-

What is he going to do? Like prank your fucking kid down the road and be like, oh mommy died. Psycho. See, they might be able to fix it before that, especially if his mom is involved. Now his mom's pissed. Yeah. We might be able to save this guy. This might not be a, give him the D. I'd give him the D.

He done. He done. There's a fork in him. All right. Well, there we have it. I got one more. Okay. Let's do it.

This one's interesting because they're, they're technically, she's already given him the D. They are going through a divorce, but tell me the vibes you get from this. Okay. The thought of my sons growing up without me inspired me to quit smoking. I talked to my doctors and then I threw away all my cigarettes, ashtrays and lighters. I started exercising instead of smoking. Staying away from alcohol when I was first quitting was key. I kept on trying, learn something each time.

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I have long suspected him of infidelity because he travels constantly, leaves out weird hours when home, and even had three different women file police reports against him a few years ago. Sorry, what? Yeah. Start there. She just slipped that one in. And one other thing, just a three police, anyway, anyway.

Charges got dropped and I eventually believed he was a victim of a witch hunt and moved on. We tried to be civil for the holidays for our respective children. We each have two children from previous marriages, but none with each other. Good. Thank God. My daughter was with her boyfriend on Xmas but came home for New Year's Eve. My husband was still at work while we were getting ready.

I needed some red wine to make some sangria and asked my daughter to get it out of my husband's room in the cellar where he stores our alcohol. She came back 10 minutes later and looked really worried. I asked her what was wrong and she handed me a small pouch. She said that she jostled the liquor storage cabinet a bit and it fell to the ground. Apparently it was tucked between the liquor storage cabinet and the wall. This is sketchy. Uh-huh.

So I confronted my husband about it this afternoon. He said that he had a confession. He said that he had had a fetish for driver's licenses and would buy them from random women when he went on his work trips. He admitted it was bizarre but said that there was something erotic about holding something that left someone else feeling so vulnerable. I said that I was upset and that this was very, very creepy. I said it was also like cheating on me to get off to some weird fetish like this without

sharing it with me first. He got very upset. He admitted that he should have been more open about something that he was struggling with but that it was completely out of line for me to accuse him of cheating based on this. He also said that he would burn the driver's licenses in the furnace later that night. When I told him that I had given them to my lawyer already, he completely lost it. He said that I have no right to steal his personal property like that and couldn't even be around me.

He packed some clothes, got into his car and took off. Based on what he said in pack, I'd get the feeling he won't be coming back. I'm not sorry he left since I can't stand him these days. However, I partly feel like he had a point that I shouldn't have compared his weird fetish to cheating or given his property away to my lawyer when it might be evidence of such. I'm sorry. Wait, she did everything right. I mean, honestly, that's fucking terrifying.

I like to call the cops. Not the lawyer. No, seriously. I just watched the undoing and after watching a whole series like that, I'm not going to give anything away. I know I haven't seen it yet. I would literally think that he was a serial killer. That is so, so, so scary, especially the reason behind he's saying, oh, something and I just

love it being this vulnerable thing for these women who don't have this past whatever he was saying. Who thinks like that? It's so, so, so eerie and the fact that he ran away after she gave those to the lawyer. He's running. He's running. Yeah, literally. And he's like, don't worry.

I'll burn him tonight. To burn your own evidence, it's so fucking sketchy. I'm terrified. So what is the follow-up on this? So the follow-up basically is OP says she didn't look at any of the IDs. For me, if I would have seen those IDs, I would have at least Googled a couple of them. Oh, for sure.

Like Google the couple and like... Make sure they're okay. Yeah. See if any missing people pop up. Because that's just weird. That's just weird. But she asked him about it like, oh, how did you get these even? How would some random girl at a bar let you just take their ID?

And basically he says he would offer them like a hundred bucks or he would offer them like money. I would say no. And that's the thing. First of all, yeah, he's traveling to weird cities, but he's not spending a lot of time there. So he's going up to people at bars, sitting down next to a girl. It doesn't matter.

I feel like we as women, we're already on high alert if we're sitting at a bar by ourselves or even with friends. We're making sure our drinks don't get roofied. We're on high alert looking out for creepers. And if someone just came up to you and was like, can I buy your ID from you? No. Especially like, okay, if he offered a thousand dollars, I'd be like, yeah. I thought about that too.

I'm like, how much? Absolutely not. Like you have to have the inconvenience. You have to question, like, why do you want my ID? Like that's weird. But like a thousand, I'd be like, maybe last question. Yeah. Even a thousand though, like going to the DMV in Los Angeles, it's just so creepy too because

even if he wasn't a serial killer, okay, we're finished. What is to make you not think that he hooked up with all those girls and then stole their ID? And like that was his little like trophy. That's his trophy. Exactly. Either way, they're a trophy for something. Exactly.

A conquest. He's, you know, slept with all of them. He killed them. I consider that cheating. Like even if it was just as innocent as being like, oh, like, could I have your, your ID? And then I had a boyfriend, husband who was jacking off to again, like these people, it's different. Like it's different.

Like what we were talking about with porn, like no one looks at that as like these people. Like people are just like, oh, I just want to envision myself there. But like when you're literally looking at whether it be your, your wife's little sister and mom in their bathing suits, or you're looking at these girls' IDs that like that to me is cheating because it's like, that is like, you physically met those people. You know those people. Exactly. Like you are masturbating to people that like you are in contact with and pictures of them.

Yeah. Like I, and, and it's not like naked pictures where it's like porn is like literally just like, oh, like people want to see like the acts. And whereas like this is like, you're looking at a picture of a person's face. Like, yeah, I hate that. I hate that. And I would definitely, I would leave him immediately. But so she's, so she's really curious if she's the asshole.

I mean, he was, he was pissed. Like that was his personal property. And then she gave it to the lawyer, but she did that because she thought he was cheating and it was evidence of cheating. So because you get better, helps in the divorce. And it definitely does. Not that I know, but yeah, personally, hopefully I won't know personally, but it's sketchy though. Something's up.

Something is not right. Well, I am just hoping that it was only just a random weird fetish because I truly really hope those women are safe. I know. I think she mentioned in one of the comments that there were a total of eight IDs. I'm sure the lawyer looked them up like he had to have, she's a lawyer. I wish like her account was still active because I would love to hear the rest, to hear a conclusion from this.

Me too. We need it. Was he a killer? Was he not a killer? I'm going to say he's not. And I really hope that that's the truth. Manifest. But after the fact that I just got citizens alert, which you said that you don't have

citizens alert. I don't. I don't. Honestly, I have mixed feelings on having citizens alert because one, it makes you know like you don't want to go on the corner of La Brea and Wilshire. Yeah. Something like that. If you see that someone just got assaulted.

But on the other hand, I hate seeing the fact that tonight there was a fire with a body found in a container. So terrible. I don't, you know, citizens alert could save your life, could also take some years off of your life because of the stress of looking at it. Other than that, it's starting to spread like wildfire. Like everyone's on it now. It notifies me every single time a contact signs up.

So you'll see mine tonight tomorrow. Be safe, people. Can't wait. Be safe. Don't sell your IDs. This is weird. Do not collect it. What if he was sex trafficking too?

What if he was like trying to get people out of the country using stolen- I really want to know where he drove off to. Like I hope that he's still in the country. He might be all the way in Mexico by now. He don't. He don't. So that's all we have today for our divorce episode. Hopefully next week it's a little more positive because we've been a little dark today.

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